Episode 24: Sorry, Not Sorry (But We Said It)

Episode 24 gets delightfully off-track as Red and Riot commiserate over forensic science tests, debate ridiculous dog names, and daydream about podcast sponsors (HelloFresh, Dutch Bros, and yes — Pendejo hats). 

They plan spring-break shenanigans, play Bible and pop-culture trivia, mock hilariously bad movie descriptions, and flirt with tattoo ideas — all while March Madness brews in the background. 

Short, messy, and unapologetically funny: points don’t matter, laughs do.

Transcript

SPEAKER_01 1:13

Or buried?

SPEAKER_04 1:15

I mean, I don't know. Like I wonder how we could use AI to make this podcast better. We can have a third host. We'd call him like Maxwell.

SPEAKER_01 1:28

Steve. Oh. Steve!

SPEAKER_04 1:29

Wasn't that the dog's name in Meat Claudia with a chance of meatballs?

SPEAKER_01 1:34

I have no idea. There's a dog in Claudia with a chance of meatballs.

SPEAKER_04 1:37

Yeah, dude, that has like the collar and he just talks and he's like, Steve!

SPEAKER_01 1:42

Steve! I remember that. I don't know.

SPEAKER_04 1:46

But I can't even now I can't even remember if his name was really Steve. I mean, it's not really that important right now. But since all right, we should probably start the show because people just listen to this randomness for a couple minutes.

SPEAKER_00 2:03

Steve!

SPEAKER_04 2:05

Am I starting? Hey, welcome to the Dad. You should never say that podcast. The podcast where points don't matter.

SPEAKER_01 2:12

The content the the the but the what? The podcast where we have never we don't know what's ever going on. And I can't speak today. Dude, it's my test I just took. It's messing up my noggin.

SPEAKER_04 2:28

What was your test on?

SPEAKER_01 2:29

Forensic sciences. But one of the questions that it marked me wrong on, I was right, and the question was wrong. And I showed my professor and he was like, You're right. And I was like, Yes.

SPEAKER_04 2:41

So so did you get a better grade? Like, did that movie from like a B to an A?

SPEAKER_01 2:46

I don't know. I haven't looked at it. I don't know if he's fixed it yet. There was also another one where it was like every question was supposed to be worth five points, but one question was worth one point instead of five or something.

SPEAKER_04 2:58

So max score is a 96.

SPEAKER_01 3:00

I mean, my overall average is a 90 in the class.

SPEAKER_03 3:06

Well, does that worry?

SPEAKER_01 3:07

Oh, he did fix oh he did fix my test. Well, I have a 105 out of 125. So I got four questions wrong.

SPEAKER_02 3:15

Well, what is it?

SPEAKER_01 3:16

It tells me like the lowest grade in the class, and it was a 42.4.

SPEAKER_04 3:21

So what was your graze?

SPEAKER_01 3:22

A 105.

unknown 3:24

What?

SPEAKER_01 3:24

Out of 125. Is that pretty much? No, there's no there's 125 points. I got 105 points out of that, which means I think I got like an 85.

SPEAKER_04 3:35

Oh, I was about to say that's too much math. With I don't have enough toes.

SPEAKER_01 3:40

I'll math for you. I got a 96 on the last one, but I don't think but it's only because I got I got like one wrong. Yeah, I got an 84.

SPEAKER_04 3:50

Oh not very bad. At the lowest grade was 42.

SPEAKER_01 3:54

Yeah, right here. Hey, that's 42 points out of Oh crap. That's 42 points out of one.

SPEAKER_04 4:00

That's like a 30 something.

SPEAKER_01 4:02

Let's look. Where's my where's my calculator?

SPEAKER_04 4:06

Hey, if you're listening to this, Mr. 32, you should probably drop out. Go ahead and drop out.

SPEAKER_01 4:13

Yeah, it's a 30. It's a 34.

SPEAKER_04 4:16

34.

SPEAKER_01 4:17

I will say this test was a lot harder than the other ones because they're dude. Learning about fibers makes me want to crash out. Like it was very frustrating trying to learn about fibers. No, but it's just like the all the different things about fibers. Like, first of all, I don't want to learn this. Second of all, just very annoying to learn about.

SPEAKER_04 4:34

Like clothes fibers.

SPEAKER_01 4:37

Yeah, like all the different kinds and like how to collect it.

SPEAKER_04 4:40

And like dude, that is awesome stuff.

SPEAKER_01 4:43

No, like the fingerprint and like the DNA analysis and the hair analysis. That's cool. Fibers, bro. I don't want to learn about the different like I don't, but I don't want to learn about like the different methods of making fabric.

SPEAKER_04 4:57

You're not making fabric.

SPEAKER_01 4:58

What it is is I had to learn the different methods of twirling and like what they make and that sort of thing.

SPEAKER_04 5:04

I know, but like what if you had uh a killer who had a jacket made of corgi fur, and then you had to find you knew it was a corgi fur, and there was only two states in the whole United States that made jackets out of corgi hair, boom, then you gotta know.

SPEAKER_01 5:27

No, that part of it's cool, but it's also only um class, it's also like circumstantial evidence.

SPEAKER_04 5:33

So have you ever seen so much you can do with it? A corgi hair jacket?

SPEAKER_01 5:37

No, and I really hope I don't. That's giving like 101 domations.

SPEAKER_04 5:40

I wonder if we could find that on Amazon.

SPEAKER_01 5:42

Probably not.

SPEAKER_04 5:44

I'm gonna search it right after this.

SPEAKER_01 5:45

Okay. We should get a corgi.

SPEAKER_04 5:49

Oh his name will be Benedict Arnold. Benedict?

SPEAKER_01 5:57

Benedict Arnold. Yeah, I want to name my next dog. I want to name my next dog Cowboy.

SPEAKER_04 6:03

Ooh, you're jumping letters. I am for those that don't know, we have all of our dogs have been named with a B. Recently. We did have Corkscrew.

SPEAKER_00 6:14

We had Abby.

SPEAKER_04 6:15

Abby Rain. R A Y N E. Why can't we spell any of these pets names correctly? Every one of our dogs.

SPEAKER_01 6:24

Yeah, no, our our three dogs are their names are spelled wrong.

SPEAKER_04 6:28

I mean, phonetically, they're fine.

SPEAKER_01 6:30

Yeah, no, phonetically, it still works. Like, we have a dog named Bucket, who I spelled his name, and it's spelled B-U-H-K-Y-T, which is still Buck it. Just a little a little special. Because he's a little, he's a little special.

SPEAKER_04 6:46

Uh I'm glad he can't understand most of these words. He's laying right here. So he hears special, his ears didn't perk up, so he's fine.

SPEAKER_00 6:59

Yeah.

SPEAKER_04 7:00

Uh biscuits did. Uh, because she's old lady. Okay.

SPEAKER_01 7:06

Bandit, I'll say this. Bandit I spelled wrong on accident, which is why we then just started naming them wrong. Because Bandit, I genuinely thought it was spelled Y T instead of IT.

SPEAKER_04 7:19

Girl, Bandit wasn't that old. You were in like high school.

SPEAKER_01 7:22

No, I know. I still I'm dyslexic. I I was so confident that I spelled it right, and mom was like, that's that's not right. Why did you spell it wrong? We spent$30 on this thingy thing to engrave it. And I was like, oopsies.

SPEAKER_04 7:36

That's funny. Um, all right, so you did a test. Yeah, I had a test. And then you're getting ready for spring break.

SPEAKER_01 7:45

Yep, we leave tomorrow.

SPEAKER_04 7:46

What do y'all have one while y'all are here?

SPEAKER_01 7:51

Um, well, Saturday we're going to the river. We're gonna go tan, hang out. We have dinner with all the girls.

SPEAKER_03 7:58

Sunday.

SPEAKER_01 7:59

Uh Sunday, we have no we have no plans other than on Saturday, but there will probably be it'll probably be a lot of time at the river.

SPEAKER_04 8:08

Like free week?

SPEAKER_01 8:10

Yeah, probably some shopping.

SPEAKER_04 8:12

Um, I think South by Southwest is going on, so probably don't head towards No, we're not going to Austin.

SPEAKER_01 8:19

We're gonna go to San Marcus.

SPEAKER_04 8:21

Uh is is Texas State off too?

SPEAKER_01 8:25

I think so. Oh most schools are off this week, except for our friend's dumb school. Who decided to be off this week and not next week.

SPEAKER_04 8:36

Is that Stephen F. Austin? Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 8:38

But most schools are off next week when we are.

SPEAKER_04 8:41

I mean, let's sorry, Stephen F. Austin. You're not that dumb.

SPEAKER_01 8:45

Sorry, SFA.

SPEAKER_04 8:47

But you kinda are. Everybody Texas should just it should be like a law that Texas has spring break on this day for colleges. That's gonna blow up. I saved it.

SPEAKER_01 8:59

Um well, we have like we have the same spring break as most high schools.

SPEAKER_04 9:06

Really?

SPEAKER_01 9:08

Yeah. Well, because most of Central Texas high schools go off of UT.

unknown 9:12

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 9:13

They go off of the UT spring break, and so do we. We base ours off of UT.

SPEAKER_04 9:21

Um we're aligned. Alright, cool. Well, I don't think I have really anything on my schedule. Can I take spring break off?

SPEAKER_01 9:29

Sure.

SPEAKER_04 9:30

What do I have? Yeah, I don't really have much. Yeah, we'll just take a look at the stuff.

SPEAKER_01 9:34

There's nothing there's nothing like that we're like, oh, let's go do this. So I guess we'll kind of just see what happens.

SPEAKER_04 9:41

I guess we should go do a uh I guess we should go do another movie night with all the kids.

SPEAKER_01 9:47

Yeah. The only one we'll be missing is um Val.

SPEAKER_04 9:52

Okay, she'll be back as well.

SPEAKER_01 9:53

Unless we go like Unless we go Friday night.

SPEAKER_04 9:57

Gotcha.

SPEAKER_01 9:58

Which is unless we go tomorrow night, like super late.

SPEAKER_04 10:02

Right. I'll see how many tickets I got left.

SPEAKER_01 10:05

Okay. And then if not, we can do it later in the week because I know Avery will want to go. Because I know she had we had fun when we all went.

SPEAKER_04 10:13

Yeah, that was pretty fun.

SPEAKER_01 10:15

Um we have to go watch something stupid again.

SPEAKER_04 10:18

Scream 7.

SPEAKER_01 10:20

Bro, yes.

SPEAKER_04 10:21

Is that stupid?

SPEAKER_01 10:22

I love Scream.

SPEAKER_04 10:24

I haven't seen Scream since like number two.

SPEAKER_01 10:27

Dude, Six is r you should watch six.

SPEAKER_04 10:30

Why? Is that creepy?

SPEAKER_01 10:31

Six is really good. Like scary uh Jenna Ortega's in it. You know who that is? The girl who plays Wednesday.

SPEAKER_04 10:39

Little cute Mexican girl.

SPEAKER_01 10:40

Yeah, she's in it, and she's like really, like, she's really, it's really good. I liked it.

SPEAKER_04 10:45

But okay, but like what is really good? Is really good like jump scare? Uh like if I was it if I was back in A-Lif, like people are talking through the whole movie and screaming and throwing popcorn and stuff.

SPEAKER_01 10:56

No, it's not like it's not like Final Destination where it's like that, but like the the character building and like there are some very creepy things that go on in the screen movie, and there are a couple jump scares in it.

SPEAKER_04 11:09

Um I mean that's I guess normal for a horror movie.

SPEAKER_01 11:12

Yeah, but though those are like the only horror movies I can watch, really. Like I can watch, I can watch, I can kind of watch Final Destination, just not very well, but I can watch Scream.

SPEAKER_04 11:23

Did you watch Saw?

SPEAKER_01 11:25

No. The only like actual like real scary movie I've watched is The Conjuring.

SPEAKER_04 11:31

Oh, that's like but I've never seen Saw, so I don't even know. I just heard that like they cut off feet and stuff like that. I don't even know. But I can't I can't hang out with that.

SPEAKER_01 11:41

There's a kid's movie called Hoppers.

SPEAKER_04 11:43

Oh yeah.

SPEAKER_01 11:44

There's a 1045 showing.

SPEAKER_04 11:46

Yeah, we can do that.

SPEAKER_01 11:48

Um or Scream 7 and go watch Scream 7 at 10 40, 11 p.m. Go watch Scream 7.

SPEAKER_03 11:55

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 11:57

There's a movie called Goat.

SPEAKER_04 12:00

Yeah, give that looks like the other ones.

SPEAKER_01 12:01

That's like the Baptist Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, the 35th anniversary.

SPEAKER_04 12:06

What?

SPEAKER_03 12:07

Let's Frankenstein.

SPEAKER_01 12:09

Oh, it's Oscar's movie week.

SPEAKER_03 12:12

Oh.

SPEAKER_01 12:13

That's why there's a bunch of let's go watch, let's go watch Scream at 1040. That's that's gonna be funny.

SPEAKER_04 12:20

All right, I'll look uh and see what the what my how many tickets.

SPEAKER_01 12:23

How many tickets you got? Um okay. Um so we kind of we talked about this off air last week a little bit, but um what who okay? So we kind of talked about like we're doing really good when it comes to like having people download and listen, and we're you know, we're doing good, we're on episode 24, like we're chilling. Um but we kind of talked about like if who we didn't really get into it, but if we could be sponsored by somebody, who would you want to be sponsored by?

SPEAKER_03 12:56

Oh man.

SPEAKER_04 12:58

Like I don't know. Like, there's so many routes to go. Do you go food so that I can eat snacks while we're doing this thing? Do we like Pepsi or Coke?

SPEAKER_01 13:13

Dude, I'll tell you, I'll tell you one. Like, I would love to be sponsored by HelloFresh. Like if I could get like free meals sent to my apartment for me and my girls, like that we could just easily make, dude, that would be awesome.

SPEAKER_04 13:28

Wait a minute. Are you saying do I get any of this, or do you get all the HelloFresh benefits? Is that what you're saying?

SPEAKER_01 13:34

No, if we if we get HelloFresh, I'm getting it.

SPEAKER_04 13:37

Uh so I'm still stuck doing unless they send it to the both of us. All sups burritos or what well, we're both on the podcast. Why would just one of us get it?

SPEAKER_01 13:45

I don't know. They probably sent it to both of us. But HelloFresh would be would be fun to be sponsored by I would have never thought about that.

SPEAKER_04 13:51

That's a pretty good one.

SPEAKER_01 13:53

Um I see that like sponsors a lot of people is like it's like a therapy site, it's like Better Help Therapy. They sponsor a lot of people. Oh yeah. Um, but I feel like we would be like, we would have to say, like, okay, after listening to this podcast, if you need therapy, we got you. Yeah.

SPEAKER_04 14:11

Like yeah, here's here's our discount code.

SPEAKER_01 14:14

Here's our um I don't know. I feel like I like energy drinks, so like Monster or Red Bull would be cool, but they're like really big companies, so I don't think they would spot.

SPEAKER_04 14:26

You need to stop drinking those.

SPEAKER_01 14:28

I know, but they're so good.

SPEAKER_04 14:29

I know they're so good, but just like uh what's that Dutch Bros? Don't they make homemade energy drinks?

SPEAKER_01 14:36

Yeah, they're so they're so good.

SPEAKER_04 14:38

Are they big are they better than Red Bull and all that?

SPEAKER_01 14:41

Yeah, because it's like more flavoring and you can like pick your flavoring. But it's basically the same met recipe as Red Bull.

SPEAKER_04 14:48

Oh, I was just trying to do it. Just with flavorings, because you just called them out and said they weren't that good. Thanks.

SPEAKER_01 14:54

No, they're good.

SPEAKER_04 14:55

Red Bull.

SPEAKER_01 14:56

They're good, but I like that you can like I like Dutch Bros and those kind of places because you can like mix and match flavorings and whatever.

SPEAKER_04 15:03

Um, I would probably go nerdy, like sure, like all of our microphones so that we can upgrade our audio.

SPEAKER_01 15:10

Upgrade our sure and sponsor us.

SPEAKER_04 15:14

Maybe some what kind of apparel?

SPEAKER_01 15:19

Dude, Aerie. American Eagle. Sponsor us, dude. Yes, I love Airy.

SPEAKER_04 15:25

So then when we go to video that um every time we wear their shirts.

SPEAKER_01 15:32

Well, not every time, but you know, we just throw in like a cute little ad with a discount code or something.

SPEAKER_04 15:38

If they're a sponsor, we have to wear it all the time.

SPEAKER_01 15:41

I feel like that could be cool.

SPEAKER_04 15:44

Oh crap, I need to go get my fake my new hat.

SPEAKER_00 15:47

You have a new hat?

SPEAKER_04 15:48

Yeah, I bought a new hat. It's actually my new favorite brand. And we're gonna talk after this about finding our own brand. Other than the dad, you should never say that brand. All right. Keep them entertained for a minute. Let me go get this hat.

SPEAKER_01 16:02

Okay. Um, I think another cool brand would be um I don't know. Trying to think of like skims would be cool because a lot of people are sponsored by them, but I don't know how much we would actually like wear it, but it would still be cool. Um, there's a lot of other like I just like I don't know what brands like actually like sponsor people. Um I like I don't know what brands actually like do sponsorships and stuff. So I agree, Wrangler, uh dude, buckle, wrangler, come get at us, bro. Yeah, we could do our own discount code for so much money there, it's insane. Uh we can give you like a$200 allowance a month to just go spend a buckle and we'll we'll support you.

SPEAKER_04 16:56

Like a buckle here. South Park Meadows has one.

SPEAKER_01 17:00

Yes, there's one in Lubbock. Oh we have one in our ghetto mall.

SPEAKER_04 17:04

Alright.

SPEAKER_01 17:05

I'm ready.

SPEAKER_04 17:06

You ready? Just is amazing. I think you will laugh. The story should be is that my daughters gave me this hat.

unknown 17:16

Oh god.

SPEAKER_04 17:17

So that's what I'm gonna tell people when I'm wearing it. Are you ready?

SPEAKER_01 17:20

Yes. I can't see. Oh. I can't say that.

SPEAKER_04 17:29

Do what?

SPEAKER_01 17:30

I can't say what it says. Yeah, you can say it. I'll say it. You say it. I don't want to get canceled.

SPEAKER_04 17:36

My new favorite hat says pendejo outdoors. Which there's two two meanings of it. There's the naughty, dirty word, and then there's the real meaning of it, which is like idiot, stupido, whatever. But then there's the slang version, which um kind of means like uh I don't know. Anyway, um, I've been wearing this hat nonstop since I bought it, so much so that I think I'm gonna go to the pendejo store and get some more. Maybe a couple shirts. Um and I don't know what that says about me.

SPEAKER_01 18:16

Or that's kind of funny. That's funny.

SPEAKER_04 18:19

Yeah, I mean, I don't even know they have a pendejo store. Now I'm just gonna say that word all the time.

SPEAKER_01 18:28

Pendejo?

SPEAKER_04 18:28

Yeah, I don't know if that's a good I don't even really know what it means. It's stupid. What's this?

SPEAKER_01 18:32

It means stupid.

SPEAKER_04 18:32

I know, like, but then there's a slang version of it.

SPEAKER_01 18:35

Which means it just means it literally just means stupid. Okay. Well, people say it as like a really mean insult, but it literally just translates to stupid. So, anyway. It's like uh the Spanish, it's like the people always use like the Spanish, I'm gonna say a cuss word, but the Spanish cuss word puta, people always use it incorrectly. Okay, which is always funny to me. Because people use it wrong because they think it means one thing, but it actually like the actual translation of it means something else. But pentejo literally just means stupid.

SPEAKER_03 19:10

Hmm.

SPEAKER_01 19:11

But it's like it's like a really aggressive stupid, like yeah. I mean some people the other one is like stupido, I think, also means stupid.

SPEAKER_04 19:21

Yeah, stupido is like the actual word stupid, yeah.

SPEAKER_01 19:25

But like pendejo is like the really like you're really stupid.

SPEAKER_04 19:29

Like in the slang version, it means you're being a uh uh an a-hole.

SPEAKER_01 19:37

Yeah.

SPEAKER_04 19:38

Like that's the slang of like you are just such a big I now that I'm saying this out loud, I guess it depends on how much you like me on which version I am. Uh I didn't really think about that before. I was just going with stupid or yeah um anyway. So if you see me with a bunch of pendejo hats, then um hey, maybe they need to sponsor me. Yeah. Yeah. I mean, it's got like a deer on it and a fish.

SPEAKER_01 20:15

So it's it's it's a it's a it's a cute hat.

SPEAKER_04 20:18

It's kind of outdoorsy. It hides my gray hair.

SPEAKER_00 20:22

Yeah.

SPEAKER_04 20:23

Um okay. So clothes, food, we already talked about drinks. Um who they're uh drink like Starbucks sponsors people.

SPEAKER_01 20:41

I don't really go to Starbucks that much.

SPEAKER_04 20:42

They gotta have that mug. So I'm just saying, like maybe we could do the same thing with Dutch Bros.

SPEAKER_01 20:47

Dude, I wish I was like 21 and we could get sponsored by like Buzzball or like Happy Thursday or like alcoholic brands.

SPEAKER_04 20:54

What are those things you just said?

SPEAKER_01 20:57

They're alcohol or like Tito's.

SPEAKER_04 21:01

Oh. I got a contact.

SPEAKER_01 21:02

Do you know what a buzzball is?

SPEAKER_04 21:04

No, what is a buzzball?

SPEAKER_01 21:06

Oh it's a ball of like wine-based alcohol. I'm gonna make you try one. They're pretty there, they're there's some that are like trash and like you can just tell they're trash. Um, but some others have told me that they're pretty good.

SPEAKER_04 21:24

Whatever. College kid.

SPEAKER_01 21:26

Um yeah, come home, coming home this weekend. Okay, I have a little bit of a game for us to play.

SPEAKER_04 21:35

You didn't prep me for a game. I'm gonna go ahead and I just thought of it. Uh-oh.

SPEAKER_01 21:40

We're gonna see we're gonna play a game called Are You Smarter Than a Fifth Grader?

SPEAKER_04 21:45

Oh shit. We you already know this.

SPEAKER_01 21:49

Look at my hat. Okay. All right, we're gonna start with just basic trivia.

SPEAKER_04 21:56

Wait, why am I the only one getting quizzed on this?

SPEAKER_01 21:59

Because I know the answers to most of these things.

SPEAKER_04 22:01

So Okay, you ready?

SPEAKER_01 22:04

This is how many bones are in the adult human body?

SPEAKER_04 22:08

How many bones?

SPEAKER_01 22:11

Um, two hundred and six.

SPEAKER_04 22:20

Ah, dang it, I was close.

SPEAKER_01 22:22

Uh what is the only metal that is liquid at room temperature?

SPEAKER_03 22:29

Only metal Mercury.

SPEAKER_01 22:33

Correct. What is the smallest country in the world?

SPEAKER_03 22:38

Oh.

SPEAKER_04 22:40

Um Bermuda.

SPEAKER_01 22:46

Nope, Vatican City.

SPEAKER_04 22:49

Oh, I forgot that was its own little country. That's dumb.

SPEAKER_01 22:52

What country has the most natural lakes?

SPEAKER_04 22:58

What country?

SPEAKER_01 22:59

Yeah.

SPEAKER_04 23:01

Uh Canada.

SPEAKER_01 23:03

Yes.

SPEAKER_04 23:04

They have an area called the the the Land of a Thousand Lakes or something like that. It's right above Michigan.

SPEAKER_01 23:12

What year did the Titanic sink? We've been to the Titanic Museum in Canada, so you should know this. It was a really cool museum.

SPEAKER_04 23:24

Uh Titanic. Man, that's 18 something.

SPEAKER_01 23:34

Nope.

SPEAKER_04 23:35

1927.

SPEAKER_01 23:36

1912.

SPEAKER_04 23:40

I was in between. But wrong.

SPEAKER_01 23:44

You're not gonna know the answer to that, so I'm just gonna skip it.

SPEAKER_04 23:47

Oh, do it. Do it, do it.

SPEAKER_01 23:49

Who was the first woman to win a Nobel Prize?

SPEAKER_04 23:53

Uh Ruth. We called her Annie Ruth. What's her name?

SPEAKER_01 24:00

Marie Curie for Pizzas 1903.

SPEAKER_04 24:04

That lady. We called her Aunt Ruth, though.

SPEAKER_01 24:07

Right, right, right. What Renaissance artist painted the ceiling of the Sister Sistine Chapel? You should know this.

SPEAKER_04 24:15

Uh wasn't that Da Vinci?

SPEAKER_01 24:17

Nope, Michelangelo.

SPEAKER_04 24:18

Michelangelo. Ah! Let me get let me get a second wrong answer in there first.

SPEAKER_01 24:23

Who is the highest-selling individual music artist of all time?

SPEAKER_04 24:29

Elvis.

SPEAKER_01 24:30

Yes. Who's the most selling group?

SPEAKER_04 24:33

The Beatles.

SPEAKER_01 24:35

Yes. I feel like you're cheating now.

SPEAKER_04 24:39

No, those are I I mean, those are somewhat music questions, so I I kind of know some things about music.

SPEAKER_01 24:45

What is the main ingredient of hummus? Chickpeas. Good job.

SPEAKER_04 24:52

Uh which I don't really like because it tastes to me like uh like when your dog is sick and has runny poop, that's what it looks like. And then you're putting that on chips, and then whatever the dog ate is what you're so grass, acorns, red pepper. No, no, thank you.

SPEAKER_01 25:13

Okay, now we're gonna we're gonna move to Bible trivia because I want to see I want to see how good you are with this.

SPEAKER_04 25:18

I'm gonna I'm gonna fail on this one.

SPEAKER_01 25:20

I'm gonna say this on our last drive home to Lubbock when we were on the way back to Lubbock, we did this for like two hours and we we struggled. We knew some of them, but some of them we struggled.

SPEAKER_04 25:32

Hey, did you listen to that podcast yet?

SPEAKER_01 25:34

We did listen to that podcast, it was very good.

SPEAKER_04 25:36

The guy's cool, huh? Very smart.

SPEAKER_01 25:39

Okay, I'm gonna give you the easy ones.

SPEAKER_04 25:41

Okay. Oh god. We'll start with easy. Go set me up with to fail.

SPEAKER_01 25:45

What prophet was swallowed by a large fish after trying to run away from God? These are the easy ones.

SPEAKER_04 25:53

Yeah, says you.

SPEAKER_01 25:55

This one's easy. Man, um who was in the belly of the whale?

SPEAKER_04 26:06

Jonah.

SPEAKER_01 26:07

Yes. Good job. Who was the shepherd boy who became the second king of Israel after defeating a giant? Otherwise known as Goliath.

SPEAKER_03 26:26

David. Yes.

SPEAKER_01 26:29

Okay, we're getting a little oh, here's another easy one. In what city was Jesus born?

SPEAKER_04 26:36

Bethlehem.

SPEAKER_01 26:37

What city was Jesus from?

SPEAKER_04 26:41

Judea.

SPEAKER_01 26:43

Nope. Try again. I'll give you one more.

SPEAKER_04 26:54

What do you mean where he's from? He was born in Bethlehem, so he's from Bethlehem.

SPEAKER_01 26:57

No, he's not from Bethlehem. He was born in Bethlehem, but he is Jesus of Nazareth. Thank you.

SPEAKER_04 27:04

But technically speaking, wherever you pop out, even if you're Jesus, that's home base.

SPEAKER_01 27:10

His family is from Nazareth. So he's called Jesus of Nazareth. Okay. That's where he's from. He was just born in Bethlehem because of the Jesus of Bethlehem. Okay, we're getting a little harder.

SPEAKER_04 27:22

Check out my star.

SPEAKER_01 27:23

What was the first bird Noah sent out of the ark to see if the water had receded?

SPEAKER_04 27:29

Oh, I hate birds.

SPEAKER_01 27:33

I'll give you a hint if you want one.

SPEAKER_04 27:35

Well, I'm not I don't know this one, so I'm gonna have to guess.

SPEAKER_01 27:39

Do you want a hint?

SPEAKER_04 27:40

Barrow.

SPEAKER_01 27:41

No, do you want a hint?

SPEAKER_04 27:42

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 27:43

There's a famous poem with the same name as this bird. By my favorite poet.

SPEAKER_03 27:51

Oh, the Dang it.

SPEAKER_04 28:02

Now that you said the raven.

SPEAKER_01 28:04

Yep. Good job. A raven. Who was the cousin of Jesus? Who was Jesus' cousin? Who preached in the wilderness? Joseph. That was his father. And his brother.

SPEAKER_03 28:27

Um Jesus' cousin.

SPEAKER_01 28:29

Yep. He was prophesized to pave the way for Jesus.

SPEAKER_03 28:37

Oh.

SPEAKER_01 28:39

Come on, Mr. Pastor.

SPEAKER_04 28:41

Man, it's been a long time since I had.

SPEAKER_01 28:43

He was prophesized. Before the coming of Jesus. He was beheaded. Um Jesus' disciples was one of his disciples. Um he's called Blank the Baptist.

SPEAKER_04 29:04

Oh, John. I was thinking, maybe that's who I was thinking of. I couldn't think of his name.

SPEAKER_01 29:13

Yeah.

SPEAKER_04 29:13

Because John the Baptist.

SPEAKER_01 29:15

Yeah, John the Baptist.

SPEAKER_04 29:16

Bab baptized?

SPEAKER_01 29:18

Yes.

SPEAKER_04 29:19

Him, right?

SPEAKER_01 29:24

And a bunch of other people. And then he was beheaded.

SPEAKER_03 29:27

Okay.

SPEAKER_01 29:28

What is the shortest verse in the Bible? Or do you like three more?

SPEAKER_04 29:33

Shortest verse?

SPEAKER_01 29:34

Yep. You're not going to know this, but I just want to see if you do.

SPEAKER_04 29:39

And Jesus wept.

SPEAKER_01 29:40

Just tell me what the verse says. Yeah, Jesus wept. Ha ha. Nice. Do you know where it's from? Do you know where it's from?

SPEAKER_03 29:47

Oh no.

SPEAKER_01 29:48

John 11, 35.

SPEAKER_03 29:49

John 11.

SPEAKER_01 29:52

Uh. I'm going to give you a hard one to end this off because I want to see if you know. Who is the only female judge mentioned in the book of Judges?

SPEAKER_02 30:04

Hmm.

SPEAKER_03 30:11

Um. Man.

SPEAKER_04 30:19

Trying to think of the four or five girls I know in the Bible.

SPEAKER_01 30:24

She's not a common person in the Bible.

SPEAKER_04 30:26

And I know.

SPEAKER_01 30:28

Mr. Ruth, Mary, Mary.

SPEAKER_03 30:31

I want to say it starts with a D.

SPEAKER_01 30:34

Yep.

SPEAKER_03 30:36

But now I can't remember.

SPEAKER_01 30:38

Starts with the D.

SPEAKER_04 30:40

Uh. I think it's Deborah.

SPEAKER_01 30:45

Yep, you're correct. I didn't think you were gonna know that. Congratulations.

SPEAKER_03 30:49

Well, I mean.

SPEAKER_04 30:53

I know it's you cheat. What? Did you cheat? How can I cheat?

SPEAKER_01 30:58

You have AI companion!

SPEAKER_04 31:00

You can see me typing. No, you would see it.

SPEAKER_01 31:03

Oh.

SPEAKER_04 31:05

Let me see. Let's see if AI companion. See? It pops up for you, so I can't cheat.

SPEAKER_00 31:11

No, it doesn't. I don't see anything. What I don't see anything.

SPEAKER_04 31:18

It doesn't say type.

SPEAKER_00 31:20

No.

SPEAKER_04 31:21

Oh. Dang it, I should have used it for all those things. That's dumb.

SPEAKER_01 31:28

Anyway, there's a little bit of trivia. Are you smarter than a fifth grader?

SPEAKER_04 31:32

Well, now I gotta. That's not fair.

SPEAKER_02 31:36

Yes, it is.

SPEAKER_04 31:41

Because you I had to answer all the questions.

SPEAKER_00 31:46

Yeah?

SPEAKER_04 31:47

Alright, here we go.

SPEAKER_00 31:48

Oh, am I gonna have to do it now?

SPEAKER_04 31:50

Yeah, but you're gonna do smarter than a third grader. Ready? Okay. How many continents are there?

SPEAKER_01 32:00

Continents? Seven.

SPEAKER_04 32:02

Okay.

SPEAKER_01 32:03

Do you want me to name them?

SPEAKER_04 32:04

No. Um in what city is the White House located in?

SPEAKER_01 32:11

Washington, D.C. In New Virginia?

SPEAKER_04 32:16

This is really hard. You gotta think. Ready? What state is called the Lone Star State?

SPEAKER_01 32:27

I think I know this one. Mississippi. Okay. It's Texas. It's Texas.

SPEAKER_03 32:39

So close.

SPEAKER_01 32:41

Um well now it's making me want to sign up for stuff in order to just just go to go to like ChatGPT and look up, just put trivia questions. Well that's what I did.

SPEAKER_04 32:55

Oh. I thought you had already had these.

SPEAKER_01 32:59

No, I went to Chat GPT. Or I went to Google Gemini. Because I have Google Gemini Pro.

SPEAKER_04 33:04

Whoa. How do you have Gemini?

SPEAKER_01 33:06

Because I'm a student. I get it for free. Because I'm a student. Yeah.

SPEAKER_04 33:12

Is it part of your Texas Tech learning things?

SPEAKER_01 33:16

No, there's just a lot of places that like if you use your your school email, your college email, you get it for like free or discounted.

SPEAKER_03 33:26

Well, that's I mean, that's pretty cool.

SPEAKER_01 33:30

Right.

SPEAKER_04 33:32

Alright, let's see what my bots come up with. This should be entertaining. Alright, ready?

SPEAKER_02 33:43

Yep.

SPEAKER_04 33:43

What is the only planet in our solar system that rotates on its side?

SPEAKER_01 33:49

Uranus.

SPEAKER_04 33:51

What'd you call me? Um it's Neptune.

SPEAKER_01 33:55

It's one of those two.

SPEAKER_04 33:57

What? Okay, smart pee pants. What is the smallest bone? Which one was it? Canada. Uranus. What? It was.

unknown 34:07

Uranus.

SPEAKER_04 34:09

Uh what is the smallest bone in the human body?

SPEAKER_01 34:13

Um it's probably something in your toes. Or it's like your your phalanges.

SPEAKER_03 34:22

Doing a hint?

SPEAKER_01 34:23

I don't know what it's called. Go ahead, give me a hint.

SPEAKER_04 34:27

That's not it.

SPEAKER_01 34:31

Small is bone. Bro, where's my anatomy majors? I have two friends that are in an anomaly and an anomaly.

SPEAKER_04 34:38

What is small on your body?

unknown 34:42

Okay. Your toe.

SPEAKER_04 34:45

No, even smaller than that. Even okay, here, here, here's it is your is it like your ears?

SPEAKER_01 34:51

Like in your ears? I don't know what it's called. Is it like your concular thingy thing? It's not your cone.

SPEAKER_04 34:58

Your concular cone shaped thingy.

SPEAKER_01 35:00

You have a concular thing in your ear.

SPEAKER_04 35:02

Um, it's called the stapes, and it's in your ear. I've never heard of it either. Um, all right, ready? No. What year did the Titanic sink?

SPEAKER_01 35:15

1912. Wasn't that two years before World War I? 1914?

SPEAKER_04 35:24

I think so. Um dates. These are Ugh. What is the name of the fairy in Peter Pan?

SPEAKER_01 35:40

Disney trivia, don't even test me, bro.

SPEAKER_04 35:43

In the Lion King, what is Simba's father's name?

SPEAKER_01 35:50

Testing you girl. Simba's father?

SPEAKER_03 35:57

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 35:59

His uncle's name is Scar. Tamon and Pumba are those people. His mom is Nala. No, his girlfriend is Nala. His dad? I have no idea, actually. Mufasa! Oh shit. That I should have known that. Oopsies.

SPEAKER_04 36:21

Who is Ariel's best friend in in The Little Mermaid?

SPEAKER_01 36:25

Flounder.

SPEAKER_04 36:28

Uh what's the name of the teapot in Beauty and the Beast?

SPEAKER_01 36:32

Mrs. Potts.

unknown 36:34

Oh my god.

SPEAKER_04 36:36

Uh I told you. What's Mulan's dragon sidekick's name?

SPEAKER_00 36:42

Uh Mushu.

SPEAKER_04 36:46

Stumb. What kind of animal is Baloo in the jungle book?

SPEAKER_01 36:50

I've never seen the jungle book. So I'm gonna guess a panther.

SPEAKER_04 36:56

No, he's a bear. Oh. I've never seen the jungle book. Bear necessities and the vettal societies. And I just made up all those words. You're good.

SPEAKER_01 37:08

Um I've heard that song, but I have never seen the jungle book.

SPEAKER_04 37:11

What is Monster Zinc little girl's name?

SPEAKER_01 37:15

Boo.

unknown 37:16

Boo.

SPEAKER_01 37:16

What is her boo? I don't know her real name.

SPEAKER_04 37:19

No, that's it. Boo.

SPEAKER_01 37:21

Boo. Um very cute little girl.

SPEAKER_04 37:24

What is Tiana's dream in the princess and the frog?

SPEAKER_01 37:27

To open a restaurant called Tiana's place.

SPEAKER_04 37:29

And in Coco. What is the boy's name?

SPEAKER_01 37:40

Miguel.

SPEAKER_04 37:42

Alright. Yeah, I guess it's fine. I did okay on that. Oh, what is what is Stitch's number? What's his experimental number?

SPEAKER_01 37:52

Six. It's like six hundred and freak. Six twelve? No. Six thirty-six.

SPEAKER_04 38:10

Ooh, pretty close. Six twenty-six.

SPEAKER_01 38:13

That's what it was.

SPEAKER_04 38:14

That's what I should have put on here.

SPEAKER_01 38:16

Six two six, yeah.

SPEAKER_04 38:17

I could have put six two six on stitch over here.

SPEAKER_01 38:20

On your tattoo? On your little tattoo. I want to go get a stitch tattoo. I think that might be my next one. Um I want a little, I want a little stitch. Oh my god, what if we do that over spring break? What if we go get tattoos?

SPEAKER_04 38:33

Let's go do it.

unknown 38:35

Let's go.

SPEAKER_04 38:36

I already have a stitch, so what am I gonna get?

SPEAKER_01 38:38

Whatever you want, but I want a stitch. Actually, I I need to stop rec I keep progressing and getting my ribs done, but um It's because I don't want to do it yet, because I know it'll hurt. Do we have any Have you seen the uh have you seen that thing where it's like you poorly describe movies and you have to like guess what it is?

SPEAKER_04 39:00

Is it a game?

SPEAKER_01 39:02

No, kind of. It's like hold on, let me see if I can find any.

SPEAKER_03 39:05

Poorly I found a that would be fun.

SPEAKER_01 39:13

I found one. See if let's see if this works. Okay, so like for example, this one says a bald guy teams up with another bald guy. Teams up wait, a bald guy teams up with another bald guy to fight another bald guy.

SPEAKER_03 39:30

A bald guy teams up with another bald guy.

SPEAKER_01 39:37

Oh like that one. I don't even I mean that's oh okay, so like this one is a guy finds a corpse in the forest and kisses it while seven guys watch.

SPEAKER_04 39:51

A guy finds a corpse?

SPEAKER_01 39:54

Yeah, a guy finds a corpse in the forest, kisses it while seven guys watch.

SPEAKER_04 39:58

Uh I know the answer. Uh guy watches Guy goes in the forest and kisses a corpse, and then seven dudes watch. Um is that like Sleeping Beauty?

SPEAKER_01 40:15

Well, Snow White and the Seven Doors.

SPEAKER_04 40:17

No White, I meant I meant Snow White.

SPEAKER_01 40:18

Yeah.

SPEAKER_04 40:19

Okay. That I was actually I was actually going hard. I was actually making it harder than it that actually was.

SPEAKER_01 40:26

It's easier than you think. Okay, so this one says a trash can and a flower pot force fat people to walk.

SPEAKER_03 40:34

Trash can and a flower pot. Trash can and a flower pot.

SPEAKER_01 40:41

This one makes sense to me.

SPEAKER_03 40:44

That one doesn't make sense to me.

SPEAKER_01 40:45

It's Wally.

SPEAKER_03 40:47

Oh.

SPEAKER_01 40:48

Yeah.

SPEAKER_04 40:49

Okay, so I guess I don't remember who the main characters in the WALLY are. Because I just remember the old people, fat people, rolling around on the cruise ship.

SPEAKER_01 40:57

Okay, so this one says a woman abandons all of her standards to date a teenager with greasy hair.

SPEAKER_03 41:06

Wow.

SPEAKER_04 41:09

Abandons all of her standards to date a greasy hair person.

SPEAKER_03 41:18

Huh.

SPEAKER_01 41:21

Got choose. They're multiple. I think it's grease.

SPEAKER_04 41:26

That is grease. That makes sense.

unknown 41:30

Okay.

SPEAKER_04 41:31

I mean, he was a greaser, and she was a I don't even remember what they called the girls.

SPEAKER_01 41:38

Uh the pink ladies? Pink ladies.

SPEAKER_04 41:45

That's fun.

SPEAKER_01 41:46

See, there there's a bunch of like I'm looking in right now.

SPEAKER_04 41:49

We'll save them. Because next week we could we could close with our special guest.

SPEAKER_01 41:54

Whoever we'll make them do this.

SPEAKER_04 41:56

Aha! You said him.

SPEAKER_01 41:59

I said make them.

SPEAKER_04 42:01

No, you didn't. You said him.

SPEAKER_01 42:02

I said them.

SPEAKER_04 42:05

It's a them they?

SPEAKER_01 42:07

No.

SPEAKER_04 42:08

Okay.

SPEAKER_01 42:09

Um I was using them so that you wouldn't know who it is.

SPEAKER_04 42:12

Alright. Well, I guess maybe we'll get this they, them person.

SPEAKER_01 42:19

Um do you have anything else?

SPEAKER_04 42:23

Next week? No. All I know is that this week starts March Madness. So uh Duke has only lost twice. Correct. And they lost two of their people and they played a night at 7 p.m. Or they lost to Thursday.

SPEAKER_01 42:41

They lost to Tech.

SPEAKER_04 42:44

Yes.

SPEAKER_01 42:45

They lost to Tech and uh one other person.

SPEAKER_04 42:48

Yeah, I think uh I can't remember who that was. But they're in the ACC tournament right now.

SPEAKER_01 42:52

Oh my god, we lost to North Carolina.

SPEAKER_04 42:55

Yeah, very the first game. But then the second game at home we we beat him. So anyway, for the next uh two or three weeks, if you're looking for productivity from me, uh as long as the Duke game is not on, or even a Texas Tech game, because they're gonna be pretty high in the tournament.

SPEAKER_01 43:18

Um right now they're fourth place in the Big 12.

SPEAKER_04 43:24

Yeah, so they'll be like a mid-range team.

SPEAKER_01 43:26

And I think they're 16 overall.

SPEAKER_04 43:28

Yeah, so I think is what it's supposed to. Um they'll probably be uh I put some maybe like a six seed somewhere. Yeah, maybe higher.

SPEAKER_01 43:37

But we definitely need to come up with some plans to do while we're while we're home. Some things to do.

SPEAKER_04 43:44

I'm sure we will. I'm sure after Saturday we'll figure it all out. Oh show some stuff. But uh thank y'all for listening to another random ass episode of The Daddy Should Never Share That Podcast.

SPEAKER_01 44:01

Have an amazing spring break. And if you know what, if you work a full-time job, take some days off, have a spring break, go do some fun stuff, do it with your friends or your kids or your kids' friends, or whatever.

SPEAKER_04 44:12

Go to the beach with all the other drunk hooligans kids. It'll be great. Yeah. But okay. Bye. You should do the theme music this time. Oh, me?

SPEAKER_01 44:27

Okay.

SPEAKER_04 44:28

Yours is better.