Episode 27: Hit Me with your Best Riddle

Micah and Addie are back with another episode full of chaos, bad guesses, and way too many riddles. What starts as a simple game quickly turns into a full-on test of logic, patience, and questionable intelligence. Between joking about cats, school stress, campus weirdness, sports, weather warnings, and random life updates, this episode somehow manages to cover everything and nothing at the same time.

If you like fast-paced banter, Father-Daughter style roasting, and conversations that spiral in the funniest possible direction, you’re going to love this one. It’s goofy, unfiltered, and exactly the kind of nonsense you’d expect from them.

Transcript

SPEAKER_00 1:13

Does this microphone work? Dude, I'm seriously about to punch this cat. You need to come take this cat away from me. Dude is trying to assault me. I'm just sitting here in my chair, and I can hear him, and then a paw comes on my leg, and then it's pop pop and then claws dig. Claw dig. And I don't know what he wants.

SPEAKER_03 1:44

He wants love and he wants attention.

SPEAKER_00 1:46

No, we need to go back to that other episode where he talked about the dog with the collar that can talk. We need to go ahead and just start that. Like, who do we know that's really smart that can do these um that could math that or science that all up for us? No? No thoughts? What about one of them Mugen kids? They could probably whip this up real quick. Like maybe an app?

unknown 2:12

Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 2:13

Well, it requires it it requires a lot of things. Like you'd probably have to put sensors in the dog's brain.

SPEAKER_00 2:19

Let's do that. I got a toolkit.

SPEAKER_03 2:23

Well.

SPEAKER_00 2:24

I mean, are we talking what kind of talking sensors? Like the sensor that like clicks your light on and off when you turn, like a turn signal sensor.

SPEAKER_03 2:32

No, no, no. Like you gotta put like um almost like an EKG thing in their brain so that the pulses of their language.

SPEAKER_00 2:44

Girl, stop with the yawning. That's twice.

SPEAKER_03 2:47

Comes up.

SPEAKER_00 2:48

You yawn first. Yeah, but that was like ages, that was like an hour ago. So if you yawn in front of what's the ratio of them yawning back?

unknown 2:59

I don't I don't know.

SPEAKER_00 3:01

No. Like literally.

SPEAKER_03 3:04

Do you know why you yawn back?

SPEAKER_00 3:06

No, I don't know anything.

unknown 3:08

Okay.

SPEAKER_03 3:08

So you well, you yawn because your body is locking oxygen. So you yawn to get your body more oxygen.

SPEAKER_00 3:15

Don't do it.

SPEAKER_03 3:19

The reason that you yawn when other people yawn is because your brain realizes, like, oh, maybe I should get more oxygen. So then you yawn.

SPEAKER_00 3:29

So it's like just a reminder, a reminder for more oxygen?

SPEAKER_03 3:34

Basically, essentially.

SPEAKER_00 3:36

What if you yawned a whole bunch? Does that mean like there's something wrong with you? Your brain's not getting enough oxygen in general? Stop! Dude, I'm I can't even look at you.

SPEAKER_03 3:48

They ready to bust out a Red Bull to get me through.

SPEAKER_00 3:52

It's only 6:30.

SPEAKER_03 3:54

Well, I got like four hours of sleep last night.

SPEAKER_00 3:57

Why?

SPEAKER_03 3:58

I couldn't go to sleep till like 6 a.m. So I stayed up doing notes and then I woke up at 10.

SPEAKER_00 4:03

Why can you not go to sleep? I wish people could see this. We need to go ahead and someone needs to sponsor us so we can buy some backdrops.

SPEAKER_03 4:18

Okay.

SPEAKER_00 4:18

I can't even look at you.

SPEAKER_03 4:20

You ready?

SPEAKER_00 4:21

Are you gonna go?

SPEAKER_03 4:22

Intro us in. Intro us in real quick.

SPEAKER_00 4:24

What are we doing?

SPEAKER_03 4:25

Yo mama, intro us in.

SPEAKER_00 4:28

Oh, welcome to the Dad You Should Never Say That Podcast, the podcast where the points don't matter. And for the seven people that are listening to us every week, you are the best. Ever. You have lots of choices in your podcast array, and yet you chose to listen to this randomness where you actually probably learn stuff as well as learn that you probably don't want to be our friends.

SPEAKER_03 4:58

Great introduction. Okay, here we go. This is a joke slash riddle.

SPEAKER_01 5:04

Okay, ready? Okay.

SPEAKER_03 5:07

You might have heard this one before. And if you have, then I'm gonna go find another one. Um, okay, there are 503 bricks on a plane. One falls off. How many are left?

SPEAKER_00 5:20

Five hundred and three bricks on a plane.

SPEAKER_03 5:23

One falls off. How many are left?

SPEAKER_00 5:25

One falls off.

SPEAKER_03 5:28

This is not the confusing part.

SPEAKER_00 5:29

So just I mean, what kind of plane?

SPEAKER_03 5:34

Doesn't matter. How many if there are 103 bricks on a plane and one falls off? How many are left?

SPEAKER_00 5:41

106? Is that what you said?

SPEAKER_03 5:43

No.

SPEAKER_00 5:44

How many?

SPEAKER_03 5:45

503.

SPEAKER_00 5:46

Okay. Sorry. Uh there are 503 left.

SPEAKER_03 5:51

No. 503 bricks are on the plane, one falls off. How many are left?

SPEAKER_00 5:55

503. No. Because bricks are not on a plane.

SPEAKER_03 5:59

There are bricks on a plane. There are 503 of them. One of them falls off. How many are left?

SPEAKER_00 6:08

503. Okay. 502.

SPEAKER_03 6:13

Thank you. Okay. How do you put an elephant in a fridge?

SPEAKER_00 6:17

Very carefully.

SPEAKER_03 6:20

Yes, but no. Not what I'm looking for.

SPEAKER_00 6:23

You squish him in there. You cut him up into little pieces and then you put the little pieces in the floor.

SPEAKER_03 6:28

Elephant's alive. Elephants alive.

SPEAKER_00 6:31

You put him in the trunk.

SPEAKER_03 6:33

No, he's you're putting him in a fridge. What do you do?

SPEAKER_00 6:36

You put him in and you stump on him. You jump up and down on him and squeeze him in there.

SPEAKER_03 6:41

Okay, whatever. The card's answer was open the door, put the elephant in and close the door.

SPEAKER_00 6:45

Okay, sure.

SPEAKER_03 6:47

How do you put a giraffe in the fridge?

SPEAKER_00 6:50

Well, head first.

SPEAKER_03 6:55

Give me real answers here, please.

SPEAKER_00 6:56

You do the you do. You put his neck and head in there, and then you bend him in half. You open the door, you put his head and the neck in, you squish him in half, you close the door.

SPEAKER_03 7:08

No. You open the door, take the elephant out, put the giraffe in, and then you close the door.

SPEAKER_00 7:12

Oh god.

SPEAKER_03 7:13

Okay. The Lion King is having a birthday party, and all the animals are there, except for one.

SPEAKER_00 7:19

Who? The giraffe, because he's in the fridge.

SPEAKER_03 7:23

Good job! I'm so proud. Okay. Sally has to get across a bit a large river of alligators. Oh my gosh. Okay, Sally has to get across a large river. A large river to get home, but it is home to many alligators. And they are very dangerous. But Sally swims across safely. How?

SPEAKER_00 7:46

The brick that fell off the airplane hits one of the alligators in the head.

SPEAKER_03 7:51

No.

SPEAKER_00 7:52

Okay, you need to say that whole thing again.

SPEAKER_03 7:54

Sally has to get across a large river that is home to many alligators.

SPEAKER_00 7:59

Yes.

SPEAKER_03 7:59

They are very dangerous. But Sally swims across safely. How?

SPEAKER_00 8:04

She swims across safely.

SPEAKER_03 8:06

But how? Why does she no? How does she get across?

SPEAKER_00 8:12

She swims.

SPEAKER_03 8:13

No.

SPEAKER_00 8:13

You said she swims.

SPEAKER_03 8:15

No. The gators are at the party.

SPEAKER_00 8:19

Okay. Perfect.

SPEAKER_03 8:21

Sally dies anyway. Why?

SPEAKER_00 8:25

Because the elephant that we took out of the fridge was thrown on top of her and she died.

SPEAKER_03 8:30

No, she gets hit in the head by the flying brick. I was one early.

SPEAKER_00 8:35

This is stupid. I was I was ahead. I almost had it. This cat, I'm telling you.

SPEAKER_03 8:45

Okay, you ready to have another one for me? Is he mad at you? Stop picking him up by his behind.

SPEAKER_00 8:54

It's how he knows I'm his neck. His daddy. Okay. Okay. Alright, you got another one?

SPEAKER_03 9:01

Ready?

SPEAKER_00 9:02

Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 9:03

This one's kind of bad. Why did the koala fall out of the tree?

SPEAKER_00 9:08

Because he's fat.

SPEAKER_03 9:10

No. It was dead. How did why did the koala why did the koala fall out of the tree?

SPEAKER_00 9:16

Because he's dead.

SPEAKER_03 9:18

No, he was hit out by a falling koala. Why did the koala fall out of the tree?

SPEAKER_00 9:23

He was hit by the other falling koala.

SPEAKER_03 9:26

Peer pressure. Why did the fourth koala fall out of the tree?

SPEAKER_00 9:32

Uh I don't know.

SPEAKER_03 9:36

He was stapled to the third.

SPEAKER_00 9:38

Oh my gosh. So then if he was stapled together, wouldn't they consider it to be one?

SPEAKER_03 9:45

Okay, you ready?

SPEAKER_00 9:49

Is this what you do in college?

SPEAKER_03 9:51

No, I came across the first one on my TikTok, and then I found a Reddit page of them, and I was like, this will be funny to see how you react. Um that one's dumb. Trying to find a good one. Okay, there's more about stapled animals. Okay. How do you kill a blue elephant?

SPEAKER_00 10:17

A blue elephant.

SPEAKER_03 10:19

Yep.

SPEAKER_00 10:20

You smack him in the face.

SPEAKER_03 10:23

No, with a blue elephant killing gun. How do you kill a purple elephant?

SPEAKER_00 10:27

With you can't, because he's behind the blue elephant.

SPEAKER_03 10:33

No, you paint it purple and then kill it with the purple elephant killing gun. How do you kill the gun?

SPEAKER_00 10:38

You just said he was already he was already purple.

SPEAKER_03 10:41

No, it was blue. With a blue elephant killing gun. How do you kill a purple elephant? You paint it purple and you kill it with the original gun. Okay? How do you kill a green elephant?

SPEAKER_00 10:53

They paint it green.

SPEAKER_03 10:54

No, you choke it until it turns green, paint it blue, and then kill it with the blue elephant's killing gun. How do you kill a polka dot elephant?

SPEAKER_00 11:03

These are so dumb.

SPEAKER_03 11:06

How do you kill a polka dot elephant?

SPEAKER_00 11:09

Um let them catch the measles. They'll have dots on them, and then you shoot them with an injection full of measles drugs.

SPEAKER_02 11:18

Polka dot elephants don't exist. They don't exist, silly.

SPEAKER_00 11:25

You know, sometimes these games I don't feel any smarter afterwards.

SPEAKER_03 11:30

It's like the hold on. Uh see if this is what I'm looking for. There's one, I don't remember what it's called. Uh those are like I don't know.

SPEAKER_00 11:56

What do you call those things?

SPEAKER_03 11:57

They're not any like riddles because there's I mean it's kind of a riddle in a way.

SPEAKER_00 12:05

Um is it? Okay. What is three sevenths chicken, two-thirds cat, and two-fourths goat?

SPEAKER_03 12:17

What?

SPEAKER_00 12:18

What is three-sevenths chicken, two-thirds cat, and four two-fourths goat?

SPEAKER_03 12:30

A farm.

SPEAKER_00 12:32

No. Chicago. See? How what the hell does that mean? Why is that even a riddle? And that's supposed to be like a good one.

SPEAKER_03 12:43

Oh, do you not know why?

SPEAKER_00 12:45

No.

SPEAKER_03 12:46

Okay, so chicken, right, was the first one. Three sevenths. How many letters are in Chicago?

SPEAKER_00 12:52

One, two, three, four, five, six, seven.

SPEAKER_03 12:55

Okay, right. So the first three letters of chicken and the first three letters of Chicago are the same. So three out of seven, three out of the seven letters of Chicago are chicken, so on and so forth.

SPEAKER_00 13:05

Wow. Did you just Google that?

SPEAKER_03 13:08

No. It just makes sense.

SPEAKER_00 13:10

Oh my gosh. I mean, it is a math riddle.

SPEAKER_03 13:14

So kind of ish.

SPEAKER_00 13:21

Well.

SPEAKER_03 13:23

Uh oh, I found a bunch of riddles.

SPEAKER_00 13:26

I'm glad that's what you're doing this week before finals or a month before finals.

SPEAKER_03 13:33

I don't have any finals, so they don't have any finals? No. I did pick all my classes for next semester, though. And guess what?

SPEAKER_00 13:43

What?

SPEAKER_03 13:44

I have no classes on Tuesdays and Thursdays.

SPEAKER_00 13:47

Monday, Wednesday, Friday. So I have classes. That means you have to you're gonna work if you can find a job.

SPEAKER_03 13:54

Yep, and I'm taking three online online classes. Because three of my classes are only offered online.

SPEAKER_00 14:06

That is so weird that you go to a school that is pretty big school. And you still have to take classes that are online.

SPEAKER_03 14:15

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 14:16

That was almost a word a word salad between courses and classes. I think pretty close. I think I said courses. I don't remember. I'm so tired. I got my golf tournament tomorrow, so that's all I've done all week. Go here, go here, go there, ask people for money, give me some breakfast tacos, give me some coffee. It's the worst. Young people, if you're listening to this, even old people, if you listen to this, um, if you say you're gonna do something, do it. Because otherwise, someone else has to pick it up. I don't like picking up all the time. Take care of your crap. Or don't like uh, I don't know. Don't say you're gonna do it.

SPEAKER_03 15:11

Yeah, I really want some breakfast tacos now that you said that.

SPEAKER_00 15:15

Where's the best breakfast tacos in Lubbock?

SPEAKER_03 15:18

We haven't really gotten breakfast tacos in Lubbock.

SPEAKER_00 15:21

Why?

SPEAKER_03 15:22

Because there's no real good ones here that we've got.

SPEAKER_00 15:24

You don't know that. You haven't even been anywhere.

SPEAKER_03 15:26

Go to the body places.

SPEAKER_00 15:29

Go to a food truck. I bet you they have good breakfast tacos.

SPEAKER_03 15:32

Well, who knows? Okay, I have I have another riddle for you.

SPEAKER_00 15:36

Oh my gosh.

SPEAKER_03 15:37

Okay, you ready?

SPEAKER_00 15:38

Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 15:39

This one's kinda this one's harder. But I think I think your brain will I think your brain will get it.

SPEAKER_00 15:46

Okay.

SPEAKER_03 15:48

Okay, so whoa, hold on, I lost it. My Google's messing up.

SPEAKER_00 15:57

How close are you to 34th Street in Lubbock?

SPEAKER_03 16:05

I don't know.

SPEAKER_00 16:06

El Rancho Burrito has the highest rated breakfast burritos in Lubbock.

SPEAKER_03 16:13

But I want like places I can go get breakfast tacos all day. Like I want to be able to pull up and be like, give me two beanie cheese tacos.

SPEAKER_00 16:19

I'm pretty sure El Rancho Burrito does that until they're closed.

SPEAKER_03 16:22

Okay. Well.

SPEAKER_00 16:23

But I don't know how long they're open.

SPEAKER_03 16:25

Okay, I can't find it. I found it again, but I couldn't find the other one I was looking for. Okay, you ready?

SPEAKER_00 16:31

Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 16:31

So here's how it's gonna work. This one is called the green glass door.

SPEAKER_00 16:36

Okay.

SPEAKER_03 16:38

So I know I know how I know how it works, right?

SPEAKER_01 16:43

You know how long it works.

SPEAKER_03 16:44

I know I know what's going on. Your goal is to figure out the pattern and how it goes on, right?

SPEAKER_01 16:48

Okay.

SPEAKER_03 16:49

So here's how it's gonna work. I'm gonna say, like, I'm it's also called what are you bringing? So I'm gonna say I'm bringing blank.

SPEAKER_00 16:57

Okay.

SPEAKER_03 16:58

Okay. You then have to say if what you're bringing, and I will tell you if you can bring it or not.

SPEAKER_01 17:05

Okay.

SPEAKER_03 17:06

You ready?

SPEAKER_01 17:07

Sure.

SPEAKER_03 17:07

I'm gonna start.

SPEAKER_01 17:08

Okay.

SPEAKER_03 17:10

Um okay, so I'm gonna bring um a rubber duck.

SPEAKER_00 17:20

Okay.

SPEAKER_03 17:20

What are you bringing?

SPEAKER_00 17:25

I'm gonna bring a puppy.

SPEAKER_03 17:28

Nope. You can't bring a puppy.

SPEAKER_00 17:30

Why?

SPEAKER_03 17:31

You can't bring a puppy. Okay. I'm bringing a blanket.

SPEAKER_00 17:45

Can't bring a blanket.

SPEAKER_03 17:47

Yes, I can.

SPEAKER_00 17:47

Not through the green door.

SPEAKER_03 17:49

Yes, I can.

SPEAKER_00 17:50

Yep.

SPEAKER_03 17:51

Yes, I can. I can bring a blanket. Did you look up the rules?

SPEAKER_00 17:59

I already know the rules. The green door is all the rules. It's a double letter. It's always double letters.

SPEAKER_03 18:05

I know, that's not what we're doing. Because I thought you were gonna look up the rules and try to cheat, so we're doing something else.

SPEAKER_00 18:09

I'm not looking at the rules. I don't know.

SPEAKER_03 18:13

Okay, it's related to that. This one is specifically called what are you bringing?

SPEAKER_00 18:16

So you're bringing what again?

SPEAKER_03 18:19

I'm bringing uh blanket. A blanket. That's what it is. A blanket.

SPEAKER_00 18:25

You're bringing a blanket. I'm gonna bring a pillow.

SPEAKER_03 18:28

Nope. Can't bring a pillow.

SPEAKER_00 18:30

I'm gonna bring No, it's my turn. Oh.

SPEAKER_03 18:34

I'm gonna bring um a elephant. And I can bring that. What are you gonna bring?

SPEAKER_00 18:46

I'm gonna bring a plate.

SPEAKER_03 18:48

Nope. Can't bring a plate. Um. I'm gonna bring um I think you're phonetically cheetah. What are you gonna bring?

SPEAKER_00 19:11

I'm gonna bring a lobster from Boston.

SPEAKER_03 19:18

Can't bring a lobster.

SPEAKER_00 19:21

I don't this game is dumb.

SPEAKER_03 19:23

No, keep going. Okay, you I'll do I'll do two more and then I'll just let you go for it and see if you can ask a bunch of questions, see if you can figure it out. I'm gonna bring um a thinking. Okay, I'm gonna bring uh the the Easter bunny.

SPEAKER_00 19:58

I'm bringing Sasquatch.

SPEAKER_03 20:00

Nope. Can't bring Sasquatch.

SPEAKER_00 20:02

Okay.

SPEAKER_03 20:03

Okay, last one. I'm gonna bring um a card game. What are you gonna bring?

SPEAKER_00 20:11

Uh I'm gonna bring your mom.

SPEAKER_03 20:15

You can bring your mom. Good job. Okay, keep asking. Okay, keep asking. And I'll tell you yes or no. And we'll see. We'll do this for like a minute or two and we'll see if you can figure it out.

SPEAKER_00 20:29

Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 20:31

There's a re there is a reason behind it. I'll tell you.

SPEAKER_00 20:33

No, there's not.

SPEAKER_03 20:34

Yes, there is. There's there's a reason.

SPEAKER_00 20:35

None of your things have phonetically the same letters.

SPEAKER_03 20:38

Nope.

SPEAKER_00 20:39

They don't end in the same. Nope. There's no starting letter. There's no L as the second letter. Nope. Uh Easter bunny. It's not a real thing. So it doesn't phonetically rhyme. Nope. There's no letters. E and B are not close to each other on the alphabet.

SPEAKER_03 21:01

Okay. I'm gonna do another I'm gonna do another one. Listen to me, okay? I'm gonna bring um Cambodia. The country of Cambodia. Which I can do.

SPEAKER_00 21:20

You can't.

SPEAKER_03 21:22

You're just making a dyslexic. No, I'll give you one that I can't do. I'll give you one that I can't do.

SPEAKER_00 21:28

Okay.

SPEAKER_03 21:29

I'm gonna bring a calculator. I can't bring a calculator.

SPEAKER_00 21:39

Well, of course, because it's got three syllables.

SPEAKER_03 21:43

Nope.

SPEAKER_00 21:45

Easter bunny.

SPEAKER_03 21:46

Ask a couple more.

SPEAKER_00 21:47

Thank you. Your mom.

SPEAKER_03 21:50

No, ask a couple more. That's not it. Syllables don't matter. Easter bunny was four.

SPEAKER_00 21:56

It's two words, so it's actually two. Easter bun knee. Two words, two syllables.

SPEAKER_03 22:01

It doesn't have to do with syllables. Um you're thinking you're thinking too much. Your little brain is doing too much work.

SPEAKER_00 22:09

I'm gonna bring uh funyions.

SPEAKER_03 22:13

You can bring funions.

SPEAKER_00 22:18

Perfect.

SPEAKER_03 22:19

Keep going.

SPEAKER_00 22:21

Keep going what? I thought it was your turn.

SPEAKER_03 22:23

No, you you keep asking, and I'll tell you what. You can I bring grandma? No, you cannot bring grandma.

SPEAKER_00 22:28

Oh. Alright, I'm done.

SPEAKER_03 22:35

You don't know? No. Do you have any guesses?

unknown 22:38

No.

SPEAKER_03 22:38

Okay, I'm gonna do it one more time, and we'll see, we'll see if on that you can guess.

SPEAKER_00 22:42

You said that last time, and I still didn't get it.

SPEAKER_03 22:45

Okay, you gotta listen carefully. Let me think of an object real quick. I'm gonna bring um a book.

SPEAKER_01 22:57

No.

SPEAKER_03 22:58

Okay, you ready?

SPEAKER_01 22:59

Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 22:59

I'm gonna bring um grandma. I can bring grandma. Well, I can bring it up. I can bring I can bring grandma.

SPEAKER_01 23:08

You're stupid.

SPEAKER_03 23:09

You couldn't bring grandma, but I can bring grandma.

SPEAKER_01 23:14

Do you not know the pattern? No, what is it?

SPEAKER_03 23:17

I can bring um blank. I can bring, right? That's what you say. Um, you had to say um before your object. So you said I can bring uh funions, and I said, yes, you can bring funyions every single time. I said, I'll bring um, and then I said the word, so you had to have um before it.

SPEAKER_00 23:45

That is it's ridiculous.

SPEAKER_03 23:48

Saw it in another podcast that I but I didn't think you'd be able to you'd be able to get it, so I thought it'd be funny to see.

SPEAKER_00 23:54

It's it's not funny when I'm the nerd all the time. I would have never I probably would have never picked. We could have played that game for another hour, and I would have been like, it's not letters, she's not going in alphabetical order, it's not cell cyllables.

SPEAKER_03 24:12

Yeah, the green glass door one specifically is the double letter one, but there's a bunch of other different versions of it of I'm going on a picnic, what are you bringing, whatever.

SPEAKER_00 24:24

Yeah, anyway. My brain's not functioning that in that capacity right now, or probably ever. I don't know if I would have picked that up. Yeah? No, because you kids, that's all you talk that way anyway. So, um uh. Those are your your main ones. But no, so you got like a month left of school.

SPEAKER_03 24:56

I do. That day is May 6th.

SPEAKER_00 24:59

Are uh people freaking out? How's your roomy doing?

SPEAKER_03 25:03

She's good. Haven't seen much of her. A lot of stuff going on with sorority, so she's been out and about. She's at a lab right now.

SPEAKER_00 25:09

Nice.

SPEAKER_03 25:10

But she's been out and about with her sorority.

SPEAKER_00 25:13

Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 25:14

She had initiation last night.

SPEAKER_00 25:16

Did she make it?

SPEAKER_03 25:18

Yeah. Yeah, yeah. She's all good.

SPEAKER_00 25:21

What do they have to do?

SPEAKER_03 25:21

Like jump off of Rats and Sorody signed NDAs, so they're not allowed to talk about it.

SPEAKER_00 25:31

Um NDAs don't work. If something bad happens, something bad happens. So that's silly. That they make it. Um, let's see.

SPEAKER_03 25:46

But no, overall I'm fine. Doing good. Have a couple more things that I need to like get through.

SPEAKER_00 25:55

What do you have to like turn in for your paper? Is that all you have to do? Which paper? I don't know. I'm sure if you don't have finals, I'm sure you gotta turn in papers or something.

SPEAKER_03 26:04

Well, I have one for homicide. I have one that I'll have to turn in tomorrow, and then I have a last paper for that one, and then the other ones is like a final project, or we have like a fourth test, but it's not really a final.

SPEAKER_00 26:14

Um you guys have group projects?

SPEAKER_03 26:18

Uh some some classes do.

SPEAKER_00 26:20

So I'm good.

SPEAKER_03 26:23

Um, so just kind of depends on your like my English class last year I had. I remember having a group project, but it wasn't like or like my honors class, we had a we had a we had a pretty we had two major group projects that were like half of our grade that were and they were really fun.

SPEAKER_00 26:41

Right. So do you guys have like uh I mean there's all these crazy little things politically things going on. Do you have like a is Texas Tech campus like do y'all guys have those things? Like do are there protests on campus or is it just like four dudes?

SPEAKER_03 27:01

Well, no most of it's just like four dudes.

SPEAKER_00 27:04

Um girls. I'm not saying dudes, but so it's not a big, like there's not a giant rally no whatever. Okay.

SPEAKER_03 27:15

I mean we have we so we have something called the free speech circle.

SPEAKER_00 27:19

Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 27:20

Or like the free speech walkway or whatever it's called, and it's like kind of near the middle of campus-ish. Um, so I mean we have that where like people like set up booths for like churches, or we had one about like abortion and things like that.

SPEAKER_00 27:37

Um can you stand in the circle and like just shout random crap?

SPEAKER_03 27:43

Basically. Yeah, but we did have a student get um we had a student who said some things that were very not nice that were considered hate speech. Um, and they were actually um, I don't know the politically correct term, but they were basically kicked out of Texas Tech because of what they said in the circle or in the area.

SPEAKER_00 28:06

So it's like But it's because it was hate speech.

SPEAKER_03 28:09

It was pr like basically like what's what's protected under your First Amendment right is allowed in that circle.

SPEAKER_00 28:17

Which is anything, technically.

SPEAKER_03 28:20

Unless it's threat of bodily harm and yeah, unless you say, hey dude, I'm gonna kill you. And that's that's what was being said. So that's why that person got yeah, yeah. That's why that person got in trouble. Um, but no, like we have we have all kinds of like I got I got stopped there probably a couple months ago by a um by two girls from a church, um, but it was um Seventh day Advent, it was the church of like the Seventh-day Adventist church, I think. They never actually told me what church it was, right? But I think it was the Seventh day Adventist, um, which was my that was my conclusion like after the conversation we had had. Um, and they were basically like asking if me and my friend that was with me if we were religious and if we were whatever, and then like asking us when the Sabbath was, like what we believe that when we celebrate. Um, my roommate just walked in, hello Pookie. Um and they were like super aggressive about it, and we were like, We have places to be, we gotta go. And they were like, This will only take a minute, I promise. And it was Easter Girls. I thought they were homeless at first, like that's how they were dressed. Were they wearing the I was concerned at first?

SPEAKER_00 29:32

Uh the long skirts, was it like that seventh-day dentists?

SPEAKER_03 29:35

I don't I don't fully remember, but I do remember them being dressed pretty modest, but I don't remember if it was like Pentecostal modest or gotcha. Um, or what, but Jennifer Lopez modest. And yeah, it was they they were modest to an extent. Um but like they were they were pretty much like everything you know is wrong, everything you've learned about your religion is wrong, and that we're right, and come to our Bible study. And we were just sitting there and it we were stuck there for like 25 minutes talking to this lady, and I was like, bro, like because every time we would like go to leave, she would like stop us and like say something else, and we'd be like, Bro, what are we doing?

SPEAKER_00 30:15

I hate those types of things where people say whatever you think is wrong, whatever we think is the best.

SPEAKER_03 30:22

Well, yeah, she was like, she was like, Well, there's actual scripture that shows that the Sabbath is on Saturday, and I was like, I was like, okay. I was like, so I was like, so you in your eyes, this is what I told her. I was like, I was like, who created time? She goes, God. I said, no, no, no, no. So it was Greeks and Romans. We have Greek, we have the geo, the what is the what is the what is the calendar that we use?

SPEAKER_00 30:54

The Greco-Roman.

SPEAKER_03 30:56

Yeah, we have the Greco Thorian, I think is the official name for it. Something like that. We have that calendar and then there's a couple other calendars. But that's like the majorly used calendar, which was made by the Romans? Romans. Romans, thank you. And also all of the days are named after Roman god, Greek Roman gods, the stars, whatever you want to call it. Our days are literally named after those. Our days were not named by the big man himself.

SPEAKER_00 31:32

Right.

SPEAKER_03 31:33

So if you're gonna sit, if you're gonna say, oh, it's on Saturday, right? Because Sunday, um, they were saying like it's not on Sunday because Sunday is named after um the son of Ra. And I said, No. I said, first of all, that's not even correct.

SPEAKER_00 31:49

No.

SPEAKER_03 31:50

Second of all, it doesn't matter. Those things didn't exist when Jesus when God created the earth, the days of the week that you learn in second grade weren't a thing.

SPEAKER_00 32:02

Correct.

SPEAKER_03 32:03

Like that that that wasn't a thing. So and I was like, and if you want to go really philosophical, some some like Christians believe that like the idea of the seventh-day Sabbath hasn't actually come yet. That the seventh day of peace and rest doesn't actually come until the second coming. Because you know, the days that we think of 24 hours in a day to God is probably not the 24 hours.

SPEAKER_00 32:34

Correct. Right. Because wasn't it like the Latin, like the Aztec people that came up with the 24, like the time, and it was all based on the sun?

SPEAKER_03 32:43

Yeah, there was a there like throughout history, different people have come up with different things of our week is seven days, our months are X amount of years.

SPEAKER_00 32:53

You know, yeah, because there's been means the sun. Yeah, Latin. And then Monday's moon.

SPEAKER_03 33:00

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 33:01

I don't know what Tuesday means.

SPEAKER_03 33:03

They all have some kind of there's a reason behind every day. I think Thursday was originally for the Thor was forgot the God of Thunder. The God of Thunder, Thor. They named him, they named it after him originally, but I think it like had a different name, had a different reasoning later. I don't know.

SPEAKER_00 33:24

I had a dog named Thor, the German Shepherd. It's a great dog.

SPEAKER_03 33:29

Yeah. Um, but anyway, that was that was like my only real like free speech moment that I've had on campus. And I don't really like that walk, like the walkthrough of that where that place is isn't on like my daily schedule. Like, I don't really walk there unless for some reason I'm going to the student union building, like to go get books, to go pick up my things, whatever. If I need to go, if I want to go to the gift shop and I want a new sweatshirt or a shirt, or if I randomly need something. I we literally had just picked up um the access codes to my books at the beginning of the semester, and we are literally on our way to go sign our leases for our apartment next year, and this this girl and this other girl just stopped us. Like we walked out of the door into the free speech area, right? Immediately got stopped. And I was like, What are we doing? Um she was saying all kinds of stuff, and I like I'm one of those people that like, if you say something dumb, I'm not gonna sit here and argue with you. I'm gonna let you believe what you believe because I was told by my granddaddy, never to argue with dumb people unless you want to get dumber. It's just not worth your time. So I kind of let her talk, and I kind of I I'm I mainly like asked her question based on things that I've believed in and learned my entire life. Um, and she for a lot of them just didn't have answers and just like left it.

SPEAKER_00 34:46

And I was like those are like what do we call those talking talking point Christians?

SPEAKER_03 34:51

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 34:51

Whatever dad said or whatever said from the pulpit, even though it may not be reflected in scripture.

SPEAKER_03 34:57

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 34:58

Yeah, that's crazy.

SPEAKER_03 35:00

So that would that would but that's the only like weird interaction I've ever had. I mean, there's somebody there was a an attempt for a protest because our chancellor made some new rules about like like we're not offering gender studies anymore, or like there's certain things that we're just not offering anymore. Um, and some people got really mad, and so a lot of the very radical liberals, which there's not many of them in Lubbock, Texas, I'll tell you that right now. Um, there was about 12 people at this protest, and it was at like Memorial Circle. Um dang. And it wasn't very wasn't very exciting. I didn't get to see it firsthand, but I did see pictures and videos of it, and I was like, this is kind of sad.

SPEAKER_00 35:38

Well, and some of that was because of the Texas rules, didn't have anything to do with Texas Tech, but nobody pays attention to like yeah, regional politics to know that that was like a law signed into Texas legislator signed it, so yeah.

SPEAKER_03 35:54

Yeah, and our chancellor just was following orders.

SPEAKER_00 35:57

So this says that the the Romans used Latin for sun, the moon, and then the five known planets that they knew of at the time. And then a bunch of Venus and yeah, Jupiter, Mercury, Mercury, Mars, and Saturn.

SPEAKER_03 36:14

Saturn is Saturday, I know that. Uh let me see if I can remember the other ones.

SPEAKER_00 36:18

And then they changed them.

SPEAKER_03 36:21

What is now Wednesday, I believe, was Venus.

SPEAKER_00 36:26

Mercury.

SPEAKER_03 36:27

Was it Mercury?

SPEAKER_00 36:29

Was God of Commerce?

SPEAKER_03 36:33

Okay. I thought then I guess is it then what's Tuesday? Is Tuesday?

SPEAKER_00 36:38

Tuesday is Mars.

SPEAKER_03 36:39

Mars.

SPEAKER_00 36:39

Yeah, because then the Anglo-Saxons came in and had their own version of stuff, so it was it was called two T's T I W S Day. Because T U T U T I W was the Anglo-Saxon God of War. So they just basically picked their own version of the same the Anglo-Saxon version of the Roman version.

SPEAKER_03 37:07

And then at some point the British said, This is what we're calling it in English.

SPEAKER_00 37:11

Right.

SPEAKER_03 37:12

And then America got it as well because we were birthed from Britain.

SPEAKER_00 37:16

Uh Friday was Venus, but uh the Norse people called it Frigas Day.

SPEAKER_03 37:25

Do you know your do you know your days in the week in Spanish?

SPEAKER_00 37:29

Uh of course not. Oh I haven't I haven't learned that far yet. I haven't got that far yet.

SPEAKER_03 37:35

What do you okay?

SPEAKER_00 37:37

I know really bad kitchen Spanish and I know one through ten.

SPEAKER_03 37:40

Okay. And then como se dice you should okay, you should know one through twenty. One through twenty is super easy.

SPEAKER_00 37:45

For two.

SPEAKER_03 37:46

Because once you once you get to the tins in Spanish, it's onse, do sé. Um fourteen is the only hard one. Catorce is fourteen. Um and then you have, and then after 15, it's ds, ds, dsiete, dude, ds 9, 20.

SPEAKER_02 38:13

That's it. Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 38:14

It's just because it's literally saying the English translation of it is 10 and blank.

SPEAKER_00 38:20

I'm sure.

SPEAKER_03 38:21

And that's how that's how it continues. Like once you hit third, I think it's like 20, 26. After you hit 26, every single number after that is literally blank and blank. Like if you say 32, it'd be 30 y uno, like 30 and 1. Um, okay, so the days of the week in Spanish, Monday is Lunis.

SPEAKER_01 38:42

Lunis.

SPEAKER_03 38:43

So lun um luna in Spanish means moon. So that one stays. That one's still. They both meet come from moon. Monday, Lunis, Luna.

SPEAKER_01 38:55

Perfect.

SPEAKER_03 38:56

Okay, Martez is Tuesday. Mircoles. Cueves is Thursday. And then Viennes, or yeah, Viennes. I may be pronouncing these wrong because I'm trying to read them and not think about it. Um, Viennes is Friday, and then Sabado is Saturday, and Domingo is Sunday. And those are your days of the week. Lunes, Martes, Mierculus, Weves, Viennes, Sabado, and Domingo.

SPEAKER_00 39:33

Doesn't domingo mean like Lord like uh yes. Like that's a domingo.

SPEAKER_03 39:45

Um yeah.

SPEAKER_00 39:47

Interesting.

SPEAKER_03 39:51

I mean yeah, yeah. It's it's it's derived from the Latin from a Latin word, right? Um Dominicus, which means Lord's Day. Yeah.

unknown 40:06

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 40:07

Which is again thought because some people think it's Saturday and some people think it's Sunday.

SPEAKER_03 40:14

Yeah. And then you have those Uber Christians who do look into everything like a conspiracy theory and believe that the uh the seventh day, which is the Sabbath, hasn't actually happened yet, and that comes after the seventh, uh after the second coming, because it's believed that the world becomes that earth then becomes the heavenly palace. And so that's only when God can truly rest is after humanity's downfalls have been put down.

SPEAKER_00 40:44

Well, so talk about a mood killer.

SPEAKER_03 40:49

Oopsies. Sorry about that, but that's what they believe. Yeah. We're supposed to get um like this weekend, we're supposed to go through the worst weather in the planet.

SPEAKER_01 41:02

Really?

SPEAKER_03 41:03

We have a tornado warning, we have thunderstorms, we have hail coming, and 40 mile an hour winds.

SPEAKER_00 41:10

That sounds like a party time.

SPEAKER_03 41:14

Yeah. Whole lot of staying in the dorm. I'll tell you that right now.

SPEAKER_00 41:19

Um, are you loaded up on supplies? Um probably.

SPEAKER_03 41:25

I'll probably go to the store. I'm broke, but I'll probably go to the store and get like mac and cheese.

SPEAKER_00 41:31

Uh I mean mac and cheese is fine.

SPEAKER_03 41:34

Yeah. Dude, I took a test today.

SPEAKER_00 41:38

No.

SPEAKER_03 41:38

I took a test today in forensic science. Every single answer to every single question for every single person was A.

SPEAKER_00 41:48

That's kind of like cheating, right?

SPEAKER_03 41:51

I nobody realized it until like most of us were done. But yeah, every single answer for every single person was A. So I missed one question. I missed the very first question. Because once you get going and you realize the first out of 25 questions, if the first 15 are A, you start getting a little these might all be A.

SPEAKER_00 42:13

And that's what it turned out to be.

SPEAKER_03 42:15

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 42:16

Now is that real or did you trick yourself into thinking?

SPEAKER_03 42:19

No, it's real. Because three different people before I went up there told RTA and was like, by the way, every single answer was A. And then RTA blamed our professor and was like, well, nothing we can do now.

SPEAKER_00 42:33

Maybe he just wanted to make it easy for everybody.

SPEAKER_03 42:36

Maybe. But yeah. That was fun.

SPEAKER_00 42:43

That didn't sound fun. I mean, I guess once you know what if it's the the answer. But I just we had those teachers that would do that, but I would it was always like a trick. Like they would get do like the first three, and then your brain just says, Oh, these are all A.

SPEAKER_03 43:01

That's what I was scared of at first, but I feel like once you get to 15 in a row, yeah. Then that little because at first I was like, okay, am I dumb or are all of these actually A?

SPEAKER_00 43:13

That's fair.

SPEAKER_03 43:15

So Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 43:19

Well, that's good. That you But it wasn't it wasn't bad.

SPEAKER_03 43:21

I missed one question, so I got 96 on it.

SPEAKER_00 43:23

Oh my gosh. That's the worst.

SPEAKER_03 43:28

I know. But yeah, my schedule for next semester is pretty pretty nice. 18 hours, three online, three in person, no s no class on Tuesdays and Thursdays.

SPEAKER_00 43:38

You get like four days. I mean, I guess you don't get four days a week off, but you got light days on four days. That's good.

SPEAKER_03 43:45

Yeah. Tuesdays and Thursdays will be my honors day class or my uh online classes days.

SPEAKER_00 43:51

Right.

SPEAKER_03 43:54

Perfect. Yeah, Baruni. Um you see the Coachella's going on right now.

SPEAKER_00 44:05

No.

SPEAKER_03 44:06

Like Coachella, the dance, the Coachella, the like yeah, yeah, the California concert thing.

SPEAKER_00 44:12

I'm surprised they still do that. Like they have so many people moving out. I guess it's like a Hollywood thing.

SPEAKER_03 44:19

Oh no, everybody their mama goes to Holl goes to Coachella.

SPEAKER_00 44:23

Oh, I know.

SPEAKER_03 44:24

People camp in the desert for Coachella.

SPEAKER_00 44:26

I thought that was that other thing.

SPEAKER_03 44:28

Burning Man? No, that happens too.

SPEAKER_00 44:30

Hippies go.

SPEAKER_03 44:32

No, Burning Man is a little bit is a little bit more.

SPEAKER_00 44:36

Isn't that like risque?

SPEAKER_03 44:37

Yeah, it's a little bit more risque. Um, but they also camp. No, Coachella camps too, but the campsites are a lot different than they are at Burning Man.

SPEAKER_00 44:45

Yeah, Burning Man, they're just like rustic and everybody's switching partners in the restroom. Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 44:53

It's weird.

SPEAKER_00 44:54

Dirty.

SPEAKER_03 44:54

I didn't know what it was until like a couple months ago. Then I did some I like ended up on a on a Burning Man hate group on Instagram or on TikTok, and I was like learning all about it. And I was like, oh, this is very interesting.

SPEAKER_00 45:10

Weird

SPEAKER_03 45:13

Um so the Astros are disappointing us right now.

SPEAKER_00 45:18

They are. Let's talk about it. I mean, it's it's super, super early. They started out pretty good. They'll get it together.

SPEAKER_03 45:26

Yeah, I mean the the the first couple games in this like the first couple series. CRI series series?

SPEAKER_00 45:35

Series series series. The first couple series is CRI series.

SPEAKER_03 45:41

Okay. In the first couple series.

SPEAKER_00 45:43

There you go.

SPEAKER_03 45:44

We were we would like win some and lose some, and then this last series we just got absolutely messed up.

SPEAKER_00 45:51

Is that the Angel people?

SPEAKER_03 45:53

No, bro. The Colorado Rockies, which are a terrible team. And we got absolutely smacked by them. Like to the point where they had six runs in one inning and two home runs in the same inning back to back. And we were walking people like crazy. They gotta run because of four walks in a row.

SPEAKER_01 46:20

Whoa.

SPEAKER_03 46:21

Yeah. It was rough. It was rough. We were I was sitting here with one of my friends who also likes Yastros and we were crushing out about it. But it's okay. We're going to see Texas Tech Baseball tomorrow night. We're gonna go watch a baseball game. Because we haven't been to one yet.

SPEAKER_00 46:35

That's good. If it's not raining.

SPEAKER_03 46:38

Yeah, if the weather's not terrible, we're gonna go watch it.

SPEAKER_00 46:41

When are y'all supposed to have yours? Like bad weather. Tonight? Tomorrow?

SPEAKER_03 46:46

No, I think it starts tomorrow night at like midnight. I think. Let me look. Let's see. Shall we? Um, it's actually saying that's not gonna be as bad as they said it was gonna be. Now it's saying, yeah, now it's saying it's not gonna be as bad. So it's supposed to rain. Oh, it's supposed to rain like during the day. I mean the winds are supposed to be crazy. Um but it's only supposed to rain for like a couple hours on Saturday now. It was supposed to rain all weekend, like all day all weekend, so yeah, that is good. Um you excited for your golf tournament?

SPEAKER_00 47:46

I am. I'm real nervous about it. Um it's just one of those things where there's so much to do, and like you just can't you're relying on people to get stuff done, but I've basically spent all this week going and getting crap.

SPEAKER_01 48:05

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 48:05

It's supposed to already be done. And that makes me real tired. So I'm real tired right now. And I got the golf tournament tomorrow, and then I got baseball if it happens because of the rain. And then I guess I get Saturday I get to just sit on the couch. Uh I'm hoping. Saturday, Sunday.

SPEAKER_03 48:28

Have you decided when you're coming down here? Um gonna come visit the the great old panhandle?

SPEAKER_00 48:37

Well, I mean, it's looking like uh I mean what's cool is I can come whenever. Like I could come during the week. Yeah. So I don't know. The you the hotels and Airbnbs are all sold out for the 24th and 25th. I looked around to the city.

SPEAKER_03 48:59

Yeah, it's a George Street.

SPEAKER_00 49:01

Yeah, I looked around to see if I could find one. But technically, then I could come.

SPEAKER_03 49:10

Yeah, campus is gonna be cray.

SPEAKER_00 49:13

I could come the 19th, 20th, or I just wait and come like 28th, 29th, and 30th before May.

SPEAKER_03 49:23

Yeah, but then you're gonna be right back down here the next week for the sixth.

SPEAKER_00 49:28

What's the sixth?

SPEAKER_03 49:29

You're taking me home. You're helping me pack up my stuff.

SPEAKER_00 49:32

Is that the moveout date?

SPEAKER_03 49:34

Yep.

SPEAKER_00 49:35

I didn't know it was official.

SPEAKER_03 49:37

Well, as of right now. As of right now, that's the official date.

SPEAKER_00 49:41

Okay. Let me put this in here.

SPEAKER_03 49:43

I mean, you could come like the fourth, fifth, and sixth and be here for like our last days.

SPEAKER_00 49:49

That's true.

SPEAKER_03 49:49

We ain't gonna be doing much anyway.

SPEAKER_00 49:52

Um yeah. I'll have to see what the I'll have to see, let's see what the hotels look like.

SPEAKER_03 50:01

Um anyway, we talk more about that later. But I was just wondering if you had a if you had a plan.

SPEAKER_00 50:07

No, I was definitely gonna come up beforehand. I just didn't know if it was gonna be a weekend or a weekday. Because I didn't, you know, it depends on like if people gotta study for finals. If you don't really have any side finals, then you know what I'm saying?

SPEAKER_03 50:19

Yeah, I mean I don't. I know some of some people do, but most people have like one or two.

SPEAKER_00 50:25

Like nobody has well if I come on the fifth, that means it's Cinco de Mayo.

SPEAKER_03 50:31

Dude, I know. I'm so glad. Our last day, I'm so it's so funny to me that our last day of classes is Cinco de Mayo.

SPEAKER_00 50:37

Because then everybody's gonna be out getting trash that doesn't have a final on the sixth.

SPEAKER_03 50:42

Um de mayo.

SPEAKER_00 50:47

Cinco de Mayo. Can you believe I used to be a singer?

SPEAKER_03 50:55

Sometimes yes, sometimes no. Videos of videos of you singing like pops up ever so often, and I'm like, oh my gosh. Wow.

SPEAKER_00 51:02

I know.

SPEAKER_03 51:03

Wow. Should start like an old man band.

SPEAKER_00 51:06

I should. And we just say, get off my lawn. Da. You stupid punk creeps. Nice. You brokey. Gotta get a new one.

SPEAKER_03 51:22

I put a hole in my duck. All right.

SPEAKER_00 51:24

Any last words of wisdom?

SPEAKER_03 51:26

Oh, I was gonna ask you how your Easter was.

SPEAKER_00 51:28

My Easter was fine, because you know what I did?

SPEAKER_03 51:31

Nothing. Zero! I got two Easter baskets.

SPEAKER_00 51:37

You did.

SPEAKER_03 51:38

I got a cutie little bunny, which was very cute with some great snacks, and then I got another snack box from the other parental, and I got a cow. It's kind of derpy, I'm not gonna lie, but she's very cute. We've named her Sweet P.

SPEAKER_00 51:53

Sweet P the Cow.

SPEAKER_03 51:55

Yes.

SPEAKER_00 51:55

What makes her derpy? Bad stuck. Bad stitching.

SPEAKER_03 52:00

No, no, no. Her front legs, like on the duck, or I mean on the sorry. The front legs on this cow, like, are the same height as the rest of her body when she's like sitting down. Like if I put her on her butt, her front legs go all the way down. So and her face is a little boxy.

SPEAKER_00 52:22

Like a corky cow.

SPEAKER_03 52:25

Kinda similar.

SPEAKER_00 52:27

Little bitty legs.

SPEAKER_03 52:30

Her back legs are a little bitty. Um, it was kind of a boring week, to be honest. I didn't really do much. Just kind of had school. There's nothing crazy going on in pop culture or in the media except for Coachella.

SPEAKER_00 52:48

I mean, there's lots of crazy stuff going on. What are you talking about?

SPEAKER_03 52:51

But I mean, I mean, there's the stuff with Iran and whatever, but yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_00 52:56

Just that.

SPEAKER_03 52:57

We don't want to get into the political. This ain't a political podcast. We're we're no Candace Candace Owens or whoever the other side person is.

SPEAKER_00 53:05

James Carville would be the crazy bat from the other side.

SPEAKER_03 53:11

Yeah. I'll say this. Did you see that Candace Owen said that she would retire from podcasting and political activism if the truth about Charlie Clark's death came out? Because she believes that it was fake and that he faked his own death. Well, she says that she has proof of it and whatever, whatever. Yeah, she yeah. But the shooter on the Charlie Charlie Kirk case was proved that he didn't do it. Because the the bullet didn't match the gun. Yeah, the bullet didn't match the gun.

SPEAKER_00 53:51

So Yeah, it's gonna be so weird what happens there.

SPEAKER_03 53:56

Yeah, they basically have to reopen the reopen the entire investigation.

SPEAKER_01 54:03

Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 54:03

Which this many months back or this many months after will be. Yeah, it's not like you can go walk the crime scene.

SPEAKER_00 54:12

It was like um you as uh your criminal stuff, like you can't go back that far and find new stuff, right?

SPEAKER_03 54:24

You can, but it's incredibly difficult. Like you would have to find new surveillance footage that you haven't that you didn't have access to before. Right. Um, new eyewitness statements that are credible, even though after this many months it'll they'll have probably change like a lot of what they think has changed of like what happened. Um so it makes it a lot more difficult, not impossible, but definitely a lot more difficult.

SPEAKER_00 54:54

Yeah, I was thinking about that.

SPEAKER_03 54:56

Based on the evidence from the autopsy, like that'll help, but so they won't have to like re-examine the body or anything, but what about a lot of it'll be like going over surveillance videos and things like that again.

SPEAKER_00 55:09

Have you watched uh well the have you finished CSI yet? Weren't you watching CSI?

SPEAKER_03 55:21

One of them I'm watching NCIS.

SPEAKER_00 55:23

NCIS, sorry.

SPEAKER_03 55:25

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 55:27

Then you gotta go watch Origins.

SPEAKER_03 55:31

Yeah, that's the OG ones.

SPEAKER_00 55:34

That's the they made it afterwards to kind of show how Gibbs became Gibbs. I am I am kind of stuck on it right now.

SPEAKER_03 55:44

Yeah, I like NCIS. It's a lot of fun. It's nice. Yeah. Um okay, let's send on another party trick.

SPEAKER_00 55:58

We have party tricks?

SPEAKER_03 56:00

I mean well, parlor game. That's what they're called. I'll send on another one.

SPEAKER_00 56:05

Is this a riddle again?

SPEAKER_03 56:06

Yes. But I gotta find one.

SPEAKER_00 56:09

Oh, you're gonna find one. You didn't already have one loaded up.

SPEAKER_03 56:15

No, I gotta find one.

SPEAKER_00 56:20

Riddles. I don't know any good riddles. Uh I used to know, I mean, you've given me joke books forever of my dad jokes.

SPEAKER_03 56:34

Yeah, and you've never said one.

SPEAKER_00 56:36

I'll say them. I need to memorize them. There are some goo. There are some good ones.

SPEAKER_03 56:43

Okay, that one's too similar to the last one. I think you'll start yelling at me.

SPEAKER_00 56:47

What kind of band never plays music?

SPEAKER_03 56:52

An elastic band.

SPEAKER_00 56:54

Close. Rubber band.

SPEAKER_03 56:58

Basically the same thing.

SPEAKER_00 57:00

Dude, don't hate on rubber bands like that. Not the same. Go ahead, you got another one?

SPEAKER_01 57:13

Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 57:17

The person who makes it has no need of it. The person who buys it has no use for it. The person who uses it can neither see or see nor feel it. What is it?

SPEAKER_00 57:29

Okay, read it again.

SPEAKER_03 57:31

The person who makes it has no need for it. The person who buys it has no use for it. The person who uses it can neither see nor feel it. What is it? This one's kind of morbid.

SPEAKER_00 57:47

Love.

SPEAKER_03 57:48

A coffin.

SPEAKER_00 57:51

Oh I was w I was way off. Way off on that one. What is the what is at the end of the rainbow?

SPEAKER_03 58:02

A pot of gold.

SPEAKER_00 58:04

The letter W.

SPEAKER_03 58:08

What is a three-word question you can never answer yes to?

SPEAKER_00 58:14

What is it again?

SPEAKER_03 58:15

What is a three-word question you can never say yes to?

SPEAKER_00 58:21

Am I gay?

SPEAKER_03 58:23

No, we're back to morbid. Are you dead?

SPEAKER_00 58:29

Well, I'm obviously not doing very well in these games.

SPEAKER_03 58:32

Um funnier ones. These aren't as con these aren't hard. These are easy ones. What? Has a head, a tail, is brown, but has no legs.

SPEAKER_00 58:53

A penny.

SPEAKER_03 58:55

Yes.

SPEAKER_00 58:56

That was easy. Congratulations. Alright, here's the last one. A cowboy rides into town on Friday. He stays three days, then rides out of town on Friday. How?

SPEAKER_03 59:11

You're gonna be mad, but I know I know the answer. The horse's name is Friday.

SPEAKER_00 59:16

Stupid! I know the answer to that one. Never mind. Uh why am I the idiot?

SPEAKER_03 59:26

Okay, hold on. I'll find one that won't done that you won't know. And they'll have to wait till next week to know the answer. A man was taking a walk outside when it started to rain. The man didn't have an umbrella and he wasn't wearing a hat. His clothes got soaked and yet not a single hair on his head got wet. How could this happen?

SPEAKER_00 59:50

Can I read it one more time?

SPEAKER_03 59:53

A man was taking a walk outside when it started to rain. Man didn't have an umbrella and he wasn't wearing a hat. His clothes got soaked and yet not a single hair on his head got wet. How could this happen?

SPEAKER_00 1:00:11

Not a single hair got wet.

SPEAKER_03 1:00:14

Mm-hmm.

SPEAKER_00 1:00:14

But his clothes are wet.

SPEAKER_03 1:00:16

Mm-hmm.

SPEAKER_00 1:00:18

And he had an umbrella.

SPEAKER_03 1:00:19

Nope, didn't have an umbrella, didn't have a hat.

SPEAKER_00 1:00:23

Because he's bald.

SPEAKER_03 1:00:27

Okay. Okay, you knew that one. Okay, I have one for you. One last one that you're not gonna know.

SPEAKER_00 1:00:32

Damn it.

SPEAKER_03 1:00:33

You're standing on a dock. I know this one off the dome, if that tells you anything.

SPEAKER_00 1:00:37

Okay.

SPEAKER_03 1:00:38

You're standing on a dock. Yeah. You're looking at a boat.

SPEAKER_00 1:00:41

Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 1:00:42

There's a lot of people on this boat. Like a lot of people. Lot of the boat doesn't sink. You turn around, turn back, and don't see a single person on board. How can this happen?

SPEAKER_00 1:01:00

Okay, so I'm on a dock.

SPEAKER_03 1:01:05

I'm on a dock. Or whatever.

SPEAKER_00 1:01:06

Right.

SPEAKER_03 1:01:07

You're looking at, let's say a bunch of people. But you're you're looking at a giant yacht. Let's just say a yacht.

SPEAKER_00 1:01:16

Look at that.

SPEAKER_03 1:01:18

It doesn't sink.

SPEAKER_00 1:01:19

Okay.

SPEAKER_03 1:01:20

You turn around.

SPEAKER_00 1:01:21

Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 1:01:22

But when you turn back around, there's not a single person on board. How can this happen?

SPEAKER_00 1:01:31

Besides aliens. You're on a cruise ship and you've flown away.

SPEAKER_03 1:01:36

Nope. Try again.

SPEAKER_00 1:01:39

You're on a dock, you see a bunch of people. You're on a you're on somebody else's boat. You're on another boat.

SPEAKER_03 1:01:46

Nope.

SPEAKER_00 1:01:47

Um. They weren't really people.

SPEAKER_03 1:01:51

Nope. You're thinking too much. It's not that hard.

SPEAKER_00 1:01:55

Okay.

SPEAKER_03 1:01:56

Let me say it again. No, I'll say it again. You're standing on a dock. The boat doesn't sink. You look and you see a bunch of people. You turn around for whatever reason. That doesn't matter. When you turn back to the boat, you don't see a single person on board. How can this happen?

SPEAKER_00 1:02:16

Because they all got off board.

SPEAKER_03 1:02:18

Nope.

SPEAKER_00 1:02:19

They all went down into the galley and they're having a party and you can't see.

SPEAKER_03 1:02:22

Nope. Nope, nope, nope.

SPEAKER_00 1:02:24

They died and fell into the water.

SPEAKER_03 1:02:27

No. Had quick.

SPEAKER_00 1:02:30

I mean, you said it was you've been doing morbid crap, so I was just No.

SPEAKER_03 1:02:34

This one's not morbid.

SPEAKER_00 1:02:35

Um I don't know.

SPEAKER_03 1:02:39

You ready?

SPEAKER_00 1:02:41

Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 1:02:42

They were all married. You don't see a single person on board.

SPEAKER_00 1:02:48

Oh my gosh. This is dumb. Bye, people.