Temple Tea: The Medicine and the Muse

Episode 35: What's your DNA?

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Join us on a journey through the DNA of a Muse and the DNA of a Medicine, to see where (these bodies) we're from and what it all means in the grand scheme of...well, in the grand scheme of an hour podcast :)

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You found temple tea, a ceremony in every cup.

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I'm the muse, attuning to what lives between the lines.

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And I'm the medicine, honoring what's hidden and holding what's heavy.

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This is where the spirit speaks and the body listens.

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Welcome to the temple.

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Welcome back to episode 35 of The Temple Tea with the Medicine and the Muse. Guess who I am? Yep, you guessed it. I'm the Muse here with the medicine.

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I was gonna be rude and say medicine.

SPEAKER_00

Meh. Well, medicine, what are you well here? I'll just start. I'm boring.

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Yes.

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Um I'm not drinking tea. I am drinking some, I'm butchering this from Tacos Elmatete and Aurora. There's a couple locations around the Denver area, but this is um agua fresca. This is supposed to be the lemonade, strawberry and lemonade mix. But when I was asking the worker what she liked, she said she liked either the strawberry and the lemonade or the cucumber and the lemonade. Well, anyway, this really tastes cucumbery to me. It's red or pink, or you know. So I'm wondering if I accidentally got a strawberry cucumber. I don't really know, but that's what I'm drinking.

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Nice.

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We talked about this a couple episodes away ago, but I am I'm on that decaf sticky chai, and I like it, and I'll tell you why I like it, because I don't have to add any sweetener to it. So it's decaf um sticky chai, and it's um prana prana chai if you're a if you're a chai person. So it's got it's like not in the spicy chai realm.

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What is your sweetener?

SPEAKER_06

We we usually use agave. It just is more natural. I'm not a huge like honey person. I think that honey has a stronger flavor. I think that the agave is like a pretty natural way to like without just adding sugar, like as in like granulated sugar to sweeten it up. And it doesn't have a very like it's pretty tasteless overall, like it just sweetens it. So yeah.

SPEAKER_00

Okay, yeah. I use honey, but you know, I'm allergic to everything, so sometimes my nose is off. So I haven't I don't know if I can pinpoint because honey is so different, right? You have organic, you have wildflower, you have, you know, this, that, and I don't know. I'm gonna have to I'm I'm gonna test it now to see if this honey that I'm about to consume makes me all. I'll let you know by the end of the episode.

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Okay. Get your epi pen ready.

SPEAKER_00

Yeah. Well, although I just started eating something, so we'll never know if it's a honey or not. I ruined that test.

SPEAKER_06

Oh boy. All right. Well, we're on uh kind of a cool number, 35. It just sounds special. I don't know why. Well it's like halfway between our dirty 30 and our what's 40, like over the hill 40 or no? What is what's the lingo for 40?

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I don't know.

SPEAKER_00

Is it I feel like it is over the hill?

SPEAKER_06

Is that is that the over the hill one? All right, so we're halfway between dirty and over the and over the hill. Well, what are we talking about?

SPEAKER_00

We're coming off my birthday.

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All right. Happy birthday.

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Thanks. What'd you get me? Tell the t tell the listeners.

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What did you oh my gosh, now I've you told me to do something. You told me to get a get cake, eat cake.

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No, no, no, I did not. I certainly did not.

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Oh, just to get something nice for myself.

SPEAKER_00

No, that wasn't you either.

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Okay.

SPEAKER_04

Um I remember this conversation.

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You got a giant tomahawk steak.

SPEAKER_04

Oh, that's right. And I I had to do the Uga Chaga, right?

SPEAKER_00

No, we're not Uga Chugga. No, no, no, no, you've already Uga Chugga. I want you to act like you're clubbing something in the wild, and I want it recorded so I can watch it.

SPEAKER_05

Oh man, that's gonna be awesome.

SPEAKER_00

That's what he did for my birthday, right?

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You all, yes, yeah.

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Number 47, I'm way past the dirty, I'm way past the over the hill. I'm approaching whatever 50 is, like the Grim Reaper. I don't really know what the 50 is.

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50, like I don't know. I don't look at you and see old at all.

SPEAKER_00

No, I don't I don't look like I'm 47. Um, so I have that going for me, which is nice. Yeah, so I think that for my birthday episode number 30, I'm basically I've basically turned 35 again. There you go. Love it, which I don't hide my age. I really I don't like I don't care. I'm 47 years old. There you go. Now you know. Um, although spoken when I was 46, I said I was 47. I've been aging myself, so the next time you talk to me, I could be 48.

SPEAKER_04

You know, it's depends on the situation, yeah.

SPEAKER_00

So with that said, I think that we should play roulette today.

SPEAKER_06

It's been a while, it's always a nice way to throw some topics that we aren't thinking about back into the mix.

SPEAKER_00

Yeah, and it's kind of fun because we're not prepared, you know?

SPEAKER_06

True.

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Um, so we've already done a little calculation on the front end of how many are on the list. So he said that there's 38. So I'm over here with Google Random Number Generator. I put one through 38, so I'm gonna hit generate. Are you ready?

SPEAKER_06

Ready, drum roll seven. Oh, we've done that one. What Oracle deck are we using?

SPEAKER_00

Okay, all right. Well, seven, it was so appropriate. My birthday is the seven, but that would have been great.

SPEAKER_06

I mean, I can delete seven and see what becomes well the new seven.

SPEAKER_00

No, okay, but remember that we need to delete it.

SPEAKER_06

Okay, okay. Oh, but when I did that, it did it came up with a kind of cool one. Do you want me to tell you and then we can decide? Okay, because hypothetically, had I removed that, this would have been number seven.

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All right, keep that one. Let me hit generate one more time, okay, and then we'll decide between the two.

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Okay.

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Twenty.

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Our personal um deities and personas.

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Have we not? I feel like we've done that.

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We did a little bit. Yeah, we talked about it.

SPEAKER_00

Hmm. Okay, what's what's the new seven?

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The other left the new seven was product reviews and must-have items.

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Oh okay, but wait.

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It reminds me of when we recorded our very first like trailers and intros, or I think in our first episodes we said that we would go down the rabbit hole of like what bags of goodies you're buying and not using, but intending on using.

SPEAKER_00

Oh, that one's definitely gonna have to wait, just because I've I've got to organize that a little bit. Like see what's in my bags. Um the dousing rods are down here, but hold on, let's go back to 20. Because if you removed seven, that gave us a new 20.

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True.

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So what's the old 20?

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The old 20 would have been past lives and reincarnation.

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I feel like we've done that. Okay, best out of three.

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I feel like our listeners are probably encouraging us to update our goddamn list so that we know what we've done and what we've not done.

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All right, let's do one more. You ready?

SPEAKER_06

Yep.

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One, two, three, break. Go five.

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Hypnotize you and we air it live.

SPEAKER_00

Okay, hold on. Right now, you need to whip out your phone. I'm gonna whip out mine, and we need to schedule it. Okay.

SPEAKER_06

Yeah, that's true. Um let's do that.

SPEAKER_00

Okay, let me pull up my calendar. See, we're this is useful. I mean, it really is.

SPEAKER_02

It is okay. I have my calendar out. I mean, honestly, the the only day for the next yeah, well, so next week. Well next week. We're kinda coming off the fair. Are you what do you have on the fourth?

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We are driving to Colorado City.

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I mean, I know the fourth is past tense, but you know, hypothetically.

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The twelfth. The twelfth would be the first and really only opening for quite some time.

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Okay, the twelfth. It is.

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Okay.

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What time?

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Why are you coming in person?

SPEAKER_00

Um, it it's up to you.

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Doesn't matter to me. Oh, I I like to start at 9 30, but you have to tell me if you're okay.

SPEAKER_00

We'll do 9 30, I'll come to you.

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Okay. It's booked.

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Alright, let me put this online.

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And we know each other, so like how long you know we have to honor the method, but you're right, not not and not a like full, full, full day. I'll put you down for four hours, and that's being, I think, generous.

SPEAKER_00

Okay. So, all right.

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Well, with that said, um now do we just pick a topic or what?

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We're gonna leaving everyone hanging here. I'm I'm loving this. Hold on. Okay, ten, number ten.

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Christopher the Sage.

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No, I talk about him enough. Thirty. Thirty.

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Clouds and portals.

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Oh shut up. Stop it. Okay, final one.

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Yeah. 18 Blu-rays.

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You know what? Why don't you just close your eyes and randomly pick one?

SPEAKER_06

Okay, because I like I'm looking at this list and I we've done a lot of this. Why don't I pick one that we haven't done?

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I mean, I do want to talk about blu-rays, but we just talked about frequencies, sort of, in the last episode.

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And blu-rays, that's a frequency. Um, while you're busy looking at that, do you think that blu-rays, they're a frequency? Um, do you think that there's also well it is galactic. Okay, let me say this. Do you think that blu-ray is a frequency that inhibits like Assyrian? Or do you think that like, or you know, pick an origin? Or do you think that a blu-ray is like a standalone thing?

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I think it's a standalone thing, but I don't think that it has an origin. Like, I think that it is, I think that they move and they're more interdimensional. I don't I I don't think that they're like minta, like for example, mintaukin is gonna be like from Mintaka. Like, you know, like if I was American, I'm you know, from America. Like if I just said I'm from the Milky Way, that's how I feel about of like Blu-ray. Not that they're you know, but what I mean is like they don't have an origin just because they are more like light beans.

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So I am a Blu-ray, but I'm also a Syrian, right? So I think that you know that frequency inhibited my Syrian, you know what I mean? Like, I don't know. Okay, one more. Anything else interesting that you see, or else we're gonna talk about blu-rays.

SPEAKER_06

I saw one other that was interesting, and that was um ancestry DNA.

SPEAKER_00

Let's talk about that because it's I think we should.

SPEAKER_06

I because I have you have your I know you've you've talked a little bit on yours, but we should why don't we do this? Why don't we because I've I've had my done. We'll we'll bring it up, like pull up your chart, and then go over you can start of your percentages, and I want to see how we cross-compare, and then we can just talk about you know what and how that means for each of us.

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So I wanted to once upon a time, you know, we should probably like you should send me a screenshot of yours, and I'll screenshot mine, and then I'll run it through chat to see if there's anything, you know, predominantly like overlapping here. But um I'm very curious, right? I would love to do a study on this. My goodness. Okay, what starseed origin are you? Where are you from? Like your ancestry, yeah, DNA. Yeah, you know, are there are there traits where you're seeing, okay, well, a lot of the Syrians are from this place, a lot of the Orions are from here. But all right, well, mine's not nearly as exciting as yours. I'm pretty I feel like you've showed me yours before.

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Did I? Okay.

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I but I want to see it again.

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Um I'm getting there. Apparently I hadn't logged in in so long that it's requiring me to reauthenticate everything I've ever done.

SPEAKER_00

So okay, well, for the sake of sakeness, um, I'll start. Mine, they've changed it up a little bit. The last update was in 2025.

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So for England, I have hold on, I need to add this.

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Because I feel like not all of this equals 100%, but whatever.

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Right. I was just thinking that too. I was like, whoa, there's a lot on here.

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Yeah. For England, southwest England, and Northwestern Europe, which that's kind of a catch-all, because when you look at this map, northwestern Europe also includes like France and stuff like that. So what does that mean? But that's a whopping 42%.

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Wow.

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Um, and so the way that this is labeled on mine, like literally England, although you're gonna hear about England again. Um, and then East Midlands has 19, and then Devon and Somerset has 4%. But then the next category is Celtic and Gaelic, yep, Northern Wales and Northwest England, 13%. So again, we're talking about England, yeah. Yep, yeah, and then Central Scotland and Northern Ireland is nine percent, and then Lannister, I'm probably saying that wrong, my apologies. Lannister Island or Ireland, Lannister, Ireland is four percent, and then I have Nordic, um, Sweden is four percent. I'm related to Zara, you are, and Denmark has three percent. And isn't Josefina from Denmark?

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She's from the Netherlands, okay, yeah, wrong country.

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Um so close though, yeah, and then the final part I have Central and Eastern Europe, um, eastern Chechia? Yeah, two percent.

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Wow, that's ever and that's everything.

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That's everything that popped up for me.

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Wow. I have I didn't I haven't looked at this in a while, and you're right, they've they've really broken apart regions. I shit you not have 16 different things. Like I am the true European mutt. My my I sent it to you, my highest percent, my top category is Gaelic and Celtic, and I am twenty-seven percent Central Scotland and Northern Ireland, and then I have some Irish and Northern Wales and Leinster as well, those total up to about 12%, and that so so that 27% Scottish, then the next highest percent is northwestern German, 15%, and then Southern Germanic, 11%, and I do have some Netherlands, so shout out to Josephina, and then I do have some English, those same three that you had: West West Midlands, southeastern England, and Northwestern Europe, and northeast England. I've got about 20% in there, and then I do have Swedish, and one percent of each Finnish and I Icelandish, and then I have three percent Russian and one percent Sardinia, which are the Western Mediterranean islands.

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Wow.

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Which in my mind I'm kind of trying to rat like I'm not a I'm not a um, you know, like DNA specialist or like work with genomes and things, but like where what is one percent? Like my greatest grandfather, 12th removed, and my 90th aunt six times removed, are like we're from there. I don't even what I I would love to know what that means.

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Well, let me break this down a little bit for you. So I haven't seen my dad's recently, okay, but my great-grandma's great-grandma, so I mean, how many removed is that, right?

SPEAKER_06

Yeah, like six.

SPEAKER_00

But she was Native American.

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Hmm.

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It shows up on my dad's ancestry as like one percent, but it doesn't show up on mine, which would make sense because yeah, what you know, that one percent, and even if your mom had zero, then that's down to a half, so they probably don't go to half percents, right?

SPEAKER_06

So you're right, you're right. So it's gonna be some so my so someone, my mom or dad is two percent sardinian.

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Sardine. Do you eat sardines?

SPEAKER_06

That's I you know I don't really like them, but yeah, when I saw that, I'm like, Sardinia, what the like I had to look at what the hell it's a freaking island, like yeah, it's one of Italy's islands. Sardinia and you know, Majorca, those are all like in the Mediterranean Sea. So apparently, yeah, this the second largest island after Sicily.

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Oh wow, right? Well, here's our overlaps: Southeastern England and northwestern Europe, northern Wales and Northwest England, central Scotland and Northern Ireland, Leinster, I can't say that word, Ireland, and Sweden. Those are our overlaps. Now we have some near, they're like you have some near overlaps in general area. That's Denmark to your Germanic northwestern Europe, and then my eastern midlands, Devon and Somerset, to your western Midlands in Northeast England, all England, different regions. Um, yeah, I let me tell you something though about me. I love like the Tutors. Have you ever watched the TV show The Tutors?

SPEAKER_05

Yeah, for sure.

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You know, I love those period pieces. Um, I I know that I had lives back then.

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Yeah.

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And a lot of the times that's where I'm taken back to England, even in different different lives. You know, I'm still taken back to somewhere over there. And I get a sense that it's more so England than Scotland or Ireland, although I still Feel I definitely feel an Irish connection. I don't know what that's about. Um, and then for Scotland, I really want to take a trip over there, and I want to go up to Edinburgh, and I also want to go down in England to Glastonbury and get some activations there. So as far as your list goes, and I don't mean like, oh well, I went on vacation to Sweden and I feel connected to it. Just not having been to these places, do you feel connected to any of those regions?

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I definitely do. You know, I've always I I have felt connected to Scandinavia, you know, and I think we both have had Viking and Norse past lives, but one, you know, when I got this, like I was pretty shocked by the Scotland thing. Like, I'm damn near a I'm more than a quarter Scottish or Northern Ir Irish. And like my family never talked about that. And and not that I necessarily asked, but like, you know, England and Scandinavia and Germany came up, like anytime that you know those off-chance conversations on a family level came up, but Scottish never did. And I remember when I got this, which I think is probably three, four years ago at this time, and I saw that, I was like, wow, like I vividly remember like when um Braveheart came out, like I just fell in love with that movie and everything Scottish and all of like and I still love watching documentaries and like Robert the Bruce and all those things, but I remember like that, I think that was in high school, and I remember being like, oh man, I wish, you know, like because there was like a McGregor and a MacArthur at our s at my school, like kids with those last names, and I was like, I would have loved to have like I was just drawn to that. Of like, I wish I had this Scottish heritage, you know, with the coat of arms and shield and you know the Mac and Mick families and this, that, and the other. And so then when I saw that, I was like, well, I'll be damned. And sadly, I've never followed up. Like, I don't I never paid for the thing that helps you correlate with other family or you know, brought that up. And I I don't think that my family has done much of it, so like the tree option and syncing that up is probably a moot point, but yeah, something about you know Scotland, and even when I see like pictures of like Scottish the Scottish cliffs and like the highlands and that stuff, like I just I want, I would love to go to Scotland, even though I would like probably not want to live there, like it rains and is cold all the time, but yeah, Scotland is you know is definitely a place that I know that I've been.

SPEAKER_00

Um, I didn't tell you that I am a lady and my husband is the lord in Ireland.

SPEAKER_05

Yes. Wow, yes. Um that's pretty incredible.

SPEAKER_00

Yes.

SPEAKER_05

Do you have a castle there?

SPEAKER_00

No, I have a one square foot plot of land. Very much in Gall. I think it's in Galway. It's either in Galway or Wicklow.

SPEAKER_03

Wow.

SPEAKER_00

One of the two. And remember that the reason that I remember this is my maiden name was Galloway, which is a lot like Galway. And I used to live on Wicklow Court. So it's one of the two. But yeah, it was during COVID times, and you know, they were we were bored, and somehow on Facebook or whatever, you know, it popped up like, hey, own a you know, become a lord and a lady, and um, you know, spend like 99 bucks or 50 bucks, pick a number, right? And you know, own a piece of Ireland. So yeah, I will have to go downstairs when we're done and show you.

SPEAKER_06

I'm not, I'm sorry, I can't it just doesn't feel right to call you my lady. I mean, Lady Lady News, thank you for gracing us with your presence today.

SPEAKER_00

Um, I already showed you that I was a queen, so I don't know what your problem is.

SPEAKER_06

I you know, I this is so funny that we're doing this right now. I never thought, yeah, I never tried to stitch the pieces together, but when we are sitting here, I remembered my families are kind of weird, like my parents and their parents, and even their parents' parents, like my grandparents, there's a lot of step and other things there, like and so I had to think for a minute of what some of those maiden names are that are truly like maiden names because for and I'll give you an example, this is true. My mom, like her dad, her her blood dad, like she didn't grow up with, like he was around, but her mom got remarried, and her stepdad was who like she called dad, and so when I grew up, like that was my grandpa, and it wasn't until I was old enough to like know the difference, it wasn't like a family secret, but it was like your grandpa grandpa, like your blood grandfather is this person, like my grandpa grandpa. I've not really I'm not related to him through blood, so I had to think for a minute what those names were, and one of them that I remember is Ray R-A-E, and sure as shit, that's a huge Scottish family name. And I'm like, how the f how the hell did I not think about that? So I now am going to um look into that. But I, you know, no one on what I would consider my side, if you will, through my mom, like goes by that, so I had kind of dismissed it. But that is her maiden name, and as such, that would be where that Scottish comes through, I'm assuming. I'll have to rabbit hole it more, but never once crossed my mind I'm 43 years old and I'm just now learning about my ancestors. I don't know if that's sad or fun.

SPEAKER_00

Well, you know, my dad has always said that like we come from Scotland. And if you look up um Galloway, that is, you know, they're from I forgot where Scotland. I can, you know, look that up in a minute. But um it's funny, like I'm literally off a boat from England, you know, like I can't. I was so disappointed when I not really, when I first saw it, it wasn't broken down quite like this, and literally there were just like four things on it that was like bitch you from England, like exactly that's it, and that's what I remember.

SPEAKER_06

It was just like England, Europe-ish, and like East Europe. That was really all they had. They did not have all the breakdowns.

SPEAKER_00

Um, I sent you my proclamation. I'm not sure on this one. Does it tell you where my deed is? Oh maybe that was on a different piece of nope, it does say on here. Oh, here I found it. Wig Townshire, Scotland.

SPEAKER_05

Wow.

SPEAKER_00

No, no, that's not right. I thought I own a part of Ireland. I own a part of Scotland.

SPEAKER_04

Oh, get out of here.

SPEAKER_00

Yeah, look at that. What? Totally. What? I own Scotland, not Ireland. That's that's disappointing.

SPEAKER_06

Wigtownshire, Scotland. So let's see where that is on the map. Wigtownshire, Scotland. Imagine having to say that every day. Where are you from, Wigtownshire?

SPEAKER_00

I really thought that I got something in Galloway or Wicklow.

SPEAKER_06

We bought my well this is, so I'm just using you know El Goog for this, but Wigtown is a historic town in Dumfries in Galloway, Scotland. That's so Dumfries in Galloway is the like province. I guess there's 30-something provinces in Scotland, and so Wigtownshire is in the Galloway province. And it is it is the national the Scottish national town for books.

SPEAKER_03

Oh, stop it.

SPEAKER_00

Well, I that's in my butt because I buy all these books that I don't read, and that is so funny.

SPEAKER_06

And it really is, it's right on the um it is it's all but on the district line for like northern Great Britain. So it's like south r way south Scotland.

SPEAKER_00

I just want to say though, I am disappointed because I really thought that I owned a piece of Ireland.

SPEAKER_06

And there's still time. Now with your status in in Scotland, you can go to Ireland and you know Let me buy a square foot.

SPEAKER_00

Maybe it's three square feet, but still.

SPEAKER_06

So what I'm curious, like this plot number, you can go there and what you can plant a bean stalk, and this is like this is mine. And you can can you put a fence up on it as long as you have a survey done?

SPEAKER_00

I probably can't even get to it because I have to walk through other people's plots.

SPEAKER_06

That's true. Um well you can declare eminent domain for that. Like I have to be able to get to my plot, people.

SPEAKER_00

So I don't even know.

SPEAKER_06

This is a really, really pretty place. Like you should look this up. It's it really is it is like those cliffs and things that I was talking about. It's not far from a little like inlet of water in the Isle of whatever that is, like the Isle of Man or that goes up through there. It's it's absolutely gorgeous.

SPEAKER_00

Well, let's Google this plot number.

SPEAKER_01

What's the name of the town?

SPEAKER_02

Wigs. Wig Town Shire.

SPEAKER_06

But it seems like they go they just go by Wig Town. So maybe the Shire is just something that you that means like town. So Wig Town, town.

SPEAKER_00

Well, that's what I was thinking. Um well, it's not showing me. Well, it says plot blah blah blah for sale. They better not be selling it because I own it. Oh, it's off the market.

SPEAKER_04

Nice. Well, that's that would make sense.

SPEAKER_00

Um yeah, anyway, there you are. I'm nobility, or is that royal? I'm nobility. Um, yes.

SPEAKER_06

Very humbly speaking, though.

SPEAKER_00

Yeah, definitely, because by tomorrow I'm gonna forget this.

SPEAKER_06

That's pretty awesome. Like, how did you say you guys did this? Is just like an online thing to have fun, or yeah, it just popped up on Facebook.

SPEAKER_00

It was through, I think, established titles, and you know, it was like become a little a lord or lady or buy a plot of whatever Chris did it, you know, and I was like, you didn't even use my legal name, my guy.

SPEAKER_06

Like it's fine because that's I mean, if you guys ever wanted citizenship, I wonder if like can you put that as your address? Like plot da Wigtownshire, Ireland. Like that is where I live. I'm in a one-by-one. It's a pretty small apartment, it's a studio.

SPEAKER_00

I feel like if you read it, it says, like, this doesn't grant citizenship. Look, I can show you my ancestry. I can right, yeah. I own a piece of land, I've got a deed that says I'm a lady.

SPEAKER_06

Right by royal proclamation.

SPEAKER_00

Yeah, I'm gonna have to go find it. Maybe there's pictures. I feel like I've seen it before. It's like in the middle of the field or something. That's so great. That's what I'm gonna buy you for your birthday. I miss your birthday, but I'm gonna have to remember this. Like, I I don't know that I spit this out or if I was going to. We bought this for my father-in-law one year for Father's Day.

SPEAKER_05

Okay, we keep him. So just like, what the hell?

SPEAKER_06

Um basically, like I've seen, you know what you should do. So you have you have this proclamation now. Have you seen like I've seen ads for the paintings that they'll do of you of like in like 1600s, like a lady gown with like Chris behind you, you guys should get one of those and hang it next to the proclamation.

SPEAKER_00

Well, you know, we the day that we got married, we went up to Estes Park. We were down in Texas, but we drove up here to get married. I got married at a DMV in Colorado Springs. Um, and then we went up to Estes Park, and then we went back down to the Springs and stayed at the Antlers, just so you know my life history there. But um we took a selfie, and so Chris's mom had turned that into like a canvas. Do you know those pic you like you turn the pictures into the canvas? And we hung that up in our bathroom at my not that was there for the longest time. Now I have go a goat and a frog in my bathroom downstairs, but yeah, I should totally get a Lord and Lady painting and hang it in my bathroom for people.

SPEAKER_06

That's so funny. Well, okay, so you own land in Scotland, formerly thought to be Ireland. What on the well, this is yeah, I think I know the answer. What on your list is like I think I know the answer too. What are you just like I have no like mine, I feel like Sardini. I'm just like, I don't I've never for some reason I've never really been like drawn to Italy or that area. Like I would go, but it's it doesn't like have a frequency within me. Is there anything on your list? Is like the Chechnya thing or is like what?

SPEAKER_00

Well yeah, it says Chechia. I thought that I thought it was called Chechnya. Yeah um that, but then again, you know, I mean I feel like maybe I was one of those what are those witches called? Like Romanian witches?

SPEAKER_05

I really like a Baba Yaga or whatever, yeah.

SPEAKER_00

Like maybe that can make sense. Like, I literally don't even know. Isn't there a country called Chechnya?

SPEAKER_06

I think that might I think these are the yes, but I think that's a region, and I think that was a part of I don't know, I don't keep up on you know the eastern bloc stuff, but like I feel like that had to do with Czechoslovakia and Slovenia and all the like they I feel like they constantly re-configure that, sadly. Like Croatia, Bosnia, those areas. This seems to be tell me if I'm wrong, that region is like near Poland.

SPEAKER_00

Yes, so this says it's a short name for the Czech Republic. Okay, a country in Central Europe next to which I thought Czechoslovakia, right? I thought that was a name, but whatever. Um, maybe it's split because that will make sense in a minute. Um, a country in Central Europe next to Germany, Poland, Austria, and Slovakia. So maybe Chechia and Slovakia were Czechoslovakia once upon a time. Um, let me see. Tell me something about the witches there. Tell me about the witches.

SPEAKER_06

I'm seeing some cool stuff that I've heard about of that area, the Carpathian Mountains. I know that's a pretty like energetic area, but yeah, this area sadly has been a lot of things and a lot of people over time. Definitely like Soviet old Soviet footprints and things in that area.

SPEAKER_00

Okay, this kind of makes sense. Hold on. I'm just doing a brief skim, right? I said, tell me about the witches there. And said if you're talking about especially the eastern area like Moravia, the witch history is actually pretty intense, but not in the romantic mystical way. And it said back in the 1600s, parts of there had some of the worst witch trials in Central Europe. I mean, I've told you, like I was drowned and burned. Like that makes sense, right? Um, I can't pronounce this correctly. A famous example is the Velky Lossini and Sumperk trials, dozens of people, mostly women, but some men were accused of witchcraft. Um, it started small, like stealing a communion wafer or causing illness. Um, but under torture, they were forced to confess. They were many were executed, usually burned. Um but it said now if you're asking about real folk magic and tradition, which is more interesting, um, there are people like the oh, I cannot say this word. Coronarchy, an herb woman, healers using plants similar to wise women or cunning folk, folk healers and charmers use prayers, protection rituals, and practical magic for things like illness crops and protection. Belief in spirits, forest beings, and household protections were common. So that's the part where I was like, that makes sense. Um, so the region has both a dark history of witch persecution and a quieter real tradition of folk healing and nature-based practices. And I'm not nearly as in touch with the green side as C D.

SPEAKER_02

Right.

SPEAKER_00

But I mean, if you could, I'm definitely not shoving, you know, like prescription medication in my mouth, right? I'm looking up like what supplements, what herbs do you take for this or that? And yeah, um, like if I could live in the forest and do my own thing, that would be cool. But yeah, I definitely seeing that one, I'm like, I don't even know where it is on a map. Like, what do you mean? Yeah, and France was on there for me, but now that's kind of lumped into the northeastern Europe. Um, yeah, yeah. We did my kids, some of my kids, well, like not Christopher, we did Liam Carolina McKenzie, and Caroline has some Russian in there, but that's not popping up on mine or my ex-husband's. I think she had some Spain on theirs too, and I'm like, what?

unknown

Huh?

SPEAKER_04

Excuse me.

SPEAKER_06

Yeah, yeah. Yeah, so interesting. When I I kind of want to send you a screenshot when you zoom out and look at all of the like clusters on the map, mine is just like 72 thoughts all over everywhere.

SPEAKER_00

Oh my, I want to see it. Let me show you mine. Mine's sad.

SPEAKER_04

Like it's really they're like, you are a mutt. Everything possible.

SPEAKER_00

Where did you s where's the Netherlands? I'm not looking at that map.

SPEAKER_06

I'm looking at my map, but what the Netherlands sits on if you're look if you're in the Europe area, the Netherlands sits north of France and east of Great Britain.

SPEAKER_00

Well, I don't know how I just flat out missed the Netherlands, but anyway, you'll you can see my sad map.

SPEAKER_06

Yeah, yeah, you're pretty well, you're pretty clustered right in there, and yeah, you have a ton over in that um yeah, forty-two percent in that north. So, I mean that would probably explain why you like water so much, too. Maybe you like being in water now because most of the time you were in that area, there's no fucking way you were going in the water because it's so unbelievably cold. Oh wow, yours is like now I want to sit in water because all I could ever do. Was look at it before because all the water in that area is absolutely ridiculously cold.

SPEAKER_00

Yours is mine, is just this one tiny cluster, and yours is like wow, so many colors.

SPEAKER_04

Wow, that's why I'm like it's just everywhere.

SPEAKER_00

Oh, you said you have 16?

SPEAKER_06

Yeah, it was like 16 or 17 different regions. Now, of course, some of them are overlapped. You know, the biggest are definitely the England, Scotland, Irish area, and then like the Germanic portions of Europe, but I do like how they broke it down. That's pretty interesting.

SPEAKER_00

Yeah, and this is like the third that I've seen, like since I had it done, the third different variation of it. So I think that they're able to like we'll see some more, you know, like as they're able to break it down. And I've I've heard that they're able to break it down because so let's just say Native American, right? A lot of people don't get hit with Native American a lot, although you know they've heard the stories like so and so in your family was Native American, but it's not popping up. It's because they don't have a large percentage of that population that's submitting for testing, right? And so the more people they get, the more DNA they have, and then they can start tying it.

SPEAKER_06

So um, yeah, I know that for sure through my cousin through that same family name that we were talking about earlier. He has um I was just looking at him earlier. He has some Native American that I know is through my grandfather blood related, but it doesn't show up on mine.

SPEAKER_00

Yeah, that's genetics is weird.

SPEAKER_06

It is very weird.

SPEAKER_00

So if you did well, this is we it's kind of weird that we're asking this now, but so if you didn't know me, where would you think that I like my DNA, where it would come from?

SPEAKER_06

Um I mean, no. I mean I I definitely would have guessed like Europe, and I know that's kind of an easy cop out, and probably like either Germanic or English. If I were just to I mean, and no offense, just based on like I mean it's hard to not look at either of us and be like, there's some English in there. Like we're very pale-skinned, like yeah. So I would have I mean I might have thought Russian a little bit.

SPEAKER_00

Really?

SPEAKER_06

Maybe I don't know. It's hard to say because I can't now that I know, no. But I I think I probably would have said like Central Western Europe.

SPEAKER_00

I would have gone with probably like Germany.

SPEAKER_06

Yeah. That's you know, that's how I kind of grew up. Like I knew my grandfather and and my dad actually gave the few things that I have, if any, that are like heirloomish, are German. Like I have a German family tree and like an old a couple old books that are through a German part of the family. And so in my mind, that's why the Scotland thing was a real surprise in my mind. I was just I always thought it was like half German, half like English, and some Scandinavian.

SPEAKER_01

Um, shoot, I had something else to say about that.

SPEAKER_00

Oh, one of my first memories, now you know, this is kind of going down another rabbit hole. Talking, hold on. Do you remember the last episode that we had? And I was like, oh wow, the sky's real gray.

SPEAKER_03

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00

Well, now the sky is real gray, but it's real sunny outside. I don't know, like this Colorado weather is just so weird. So weird. Anyway, um, that was not the rabbit hole I was going down. Which one was I going down? You know, I lost it.

SPEAKER_06

One thing I was gonna say, because you mentioned what Starseed related, and I wanted to make a comment that I I will just preface and disclose by saying is just a comment that popped into my head, and I have not validated it, nor will I, or go much further with it, but like that central and eastern Europe that we both have a little bit of, that makes me think that like some of those southern areas that are getting close to like that fertile crescent area. I mean, that's where there's a lot of like Anunnaki and original origin points. And so I wonder like what does that mean for DNAs coming out of that area? Now we're talking about so much time that the earth has come like changed physically since then, but versus you know, like Viking and Norse and way Western Europe, like Druid Druidic and other like things that were there.

SPEAKER_00

I know what I was going to say. Um not getting into like past lives and parallel lives because that's you know a very much so different topic. But one of the first lives that I saw that I had on earth was um Viking. I was a um a Volva, like the the seer, right? Um, you know, I was like the Viking Witch. Now I did go out, maybe I was just there for protection because I saw myself kind of doing some shield maiden stuff, but I don't think that I was a shield, or maybe I was shield maiden turn vulva. I I don't know, right? I haven't looked that much into it, but I've seen, you know, okay, like this badass person with a shield, but then I see very much so, like, hey, I'm I'm the witch, I'm the healer, you know, I'm I'm the prophecy. Um, maybe that was two separate Viking lives, you know, that I'm merging into one. But later I figured out like that was it's so hard to explain this. Um I had a reader tell me that I went underground and I lived underground for like six thousand years or something. I don't do you remember that? Yeah, um, but like I was around during the times of like the Library of Alexandria, I was a scribe there. Um and so I mean that that predates the Vikings, right? Yeah, and then I saw a life that I had when I was a little boy in Sumeria, and so that predates Vikings, but the first past life that I went to was definitely Vikings, so I feel that kind of makes sense, right? I have a little bit showing up in my lineage, it's just interesting. I would love for us to do a study somehow. We could be published, we can be famous, all right. We're gonna have people tell us they're gonna have to do their ancestry DNA, all right?

SPEAKER_03

Yep.

SPEAKER_00

To get that, but then I want you to QHHT them, right? And then let's see, are you going back somewhere? Starseed, where are you going? And we don't have to have people's names. You like for my data, it could be like subject A, you know, subject B.

SPEAKER_03

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00

Um, but yeah, you just give little tidbits, they would have to sign consent, you know what I mean, like to do this, but you wouldn't give their total QHHT, just like, yep, this person had a Viking life, yep, this person had a Mary Magdalene life. And I would love to see the overlaps of like it, there's gotta be data, you know. You've had this Viking life, I've had this Viking life, that's showing up in our DNA, right? Right, you know, the rose codes, the whole Avalon thing, that is very much so showing up in my DNA, right? You know, so that would be super interesting. We'll have to make this come to life one day.

SPEAKER_06

I agree, and that it brings up so many you know side thoughts on like so DNA is obviously and it is and it isn't the body that we're in now, like that's how that works, but also we've been in other bodies, and how does that leave uh an imprint on a soul level and reincarnate in all those places? So yeah, that's it's it's fascinating to think about.

SPEAKER_00

Yeah, I mean, and there's a button on there, you have to pay for it, and it tells you, you know, yeah, this comes from your mom's side, this comes from your dad's side. Right, right. Cool, but you know, uh let me ask you this. Do you have any, I don't mean like major, well, I mean, it's up to you to share this. Do you have any health problems? Right? Like I have asthma, I'm allergic to every damn thing.

SPEAKER_06

Yeah. Um no, I I really don't. I think I know where you're going with this, though. I was just thinking about it too.

SPEAKER_00

You know, because part of me, I have kind of, you know, hypothesized that, you know, I'm this interdimensional being stuck in this to some degree, right? Stuck in this body, and that my body's like attacking itself. You know what I mean? Like these are foreign things and I'm not meant to does that make sense?

SPEAKER_06

Um you know, like hey, it comes up in session all the time.

SPEAKER_00

I wasn't meant to eat like my frequency, my body, I'm not meant to eat garlic.

SPEAKER_06

Right.

SPEAKER_00

Which garlic was one of the only things. Yeah. And Debbie is her name Debbie Solaris.

SPEAKER_02

Remember I had sent you.

SPEAKER_00

I had a brief glitch in the matrix there. My husband walked in the room and that was like muggle warning. Um but she had done like this starseed um diet. Do you I sent that to you? I shared it.

SPEAKER_06

Yeah, I remember that now.

SPEAKER_00

Yeah, and it was it made sense though, because like I'm gonna have to go back and find it, but I'm gonna, yeah, I'm definitely gonna have to find it for you too to see how that, but it talked about things like, you know, I don't do well with carbs or like heavy foods or this or that, you know, I do better with X, Y, and Z. And I'm like, there's some truth to that. And so just I'm sure that I've told the audience before, but you know, I've had allergy testing, blah, blah, blah. And literally, well, this was in Texas. So when you have this allergy testing, you know, it's kind of acclimated to the area that you're in. So, like, if you don't live in a place that has cottonwood trees, they're not gonna test you for it. But this was in West Texas, and I was allergic to everything that they tested for except for garlic and dry grass. And so, like, I've had an anaphylaxic reaction eating a chicken salad on croissant sandwich. And anyway, the latest things that popped up when I went to the allergist, like mold. I'm allergic to mold, like all this stuff. Anyway, the latest things gold and blueberries. I'm like, of course, you know, of course I am. Um, and so I mean it's hit or miss when I eat something, like I can't I did do the immunotherapy at one point, but I can't not eat, right? And so I mean it's really hit or miss. I should carry my epi pens, but like sometimes things it causes my nose to stop up. Like I said, by the way, I do feel a little from the honey, but we'll see. Anyway, sometimes I get a headache after eating certain things, so yeah, I really think like my body, it's freaking rejecting it because I'm an alien.

SPEAKER_06

You are not wrong. Yeah, it comes up. I mean, we talked about this, I think, in one starseed. Um, and then we can let our listeners go just briefly. Like, I truly believe um autism, ADHD, and it's in its now like modern, you know, diagnoses, um, all of the you know, um, inflammatory and autoimmune stuff. Like, there's so much more that we are going to be finding out on the you know, energetic and like spiritual, if you will, side of those types of maladies. I I think they're definitely related to, you know, the density of the body and you know the soul and energy you know, energies that are in it, especially if we're starseeds or light workers or you know, as we ascend or or shift and things like that. I think that that is gonna be a huge part of the next couple of decades of you know open-minded research into what those things really are, because it's so prevalent. Like it's rampantly prevalent, and normally they're just like, oh yeah, it's probably something you ate. Like, no, it's not. No, it's not.

SPEAKER_01

You know, I have said or theorize um that you know, what if people that are schizophrenic, what if they're I don't mean to say nothing's wrong with them, but you know, like what if that's just something, some other frequency coming through, you know, and I have ADHD.

SPEAKER_00

Um, it's you know, not I mean you can tell. Like, come on, let's be real. You could tell that I got this ADHD going on.

SPEAKER_06

Yeah, but see, I just I hate that too, and I mean that politely. Like, that's just such I hate how people assume that title, and especially, you know, I yeah, I just I see it as so many more things. Like, we we should rabbit hold this for another episode. It is it's just so much more dynamic than that, than just being like, oh, they have a lot of energy. Like, it's so much more than that. I mean, look at the society that we're in, like, we're not everything that we do is never meant to sit still between electronic devices and the pace that everything moves. Like, we all have ADHD. We're distracted all of the time by all of the things, whether or not we're you know in a spiritual place or not, and then add on top of that healing and energetic work, like it's I'd I just don't see any coincidence between those things. It just is what we what happens when those things are that way.

SPEAKER_00

Okay, last thing I just want to read this off. This was I because I was looking for that star seed diet, but I came across some of my um scores from the last food testing that I had done. Oh, but ready.

SPEAKER_03

Yep.

SPEAKER_00

Bell this one's kind of funny. Bell pepper, clam, egg yolk, lemon, oregano, sesame, wheat, black beans, coconut, gluten, cow's milk, pento beans, strawberries, baker's yeast, black tea, cola, grape, mozzarella cheese. Very specific on the cheese, by the way. Potato, sunflower seed, brewer's yeast, cheddar cheese, crab, haddock, mushroom, rice, swordfish, yogurt, cinnamon, egg whites, kelp, mustard, safflow, safflower, safflower. There, I've spit it out, and watermelon.

SPEAKER_04

Like, and this was you're allergic to watermelon, that's there's just well, that's just water. You're allergic to water, son of a bitch.

SPEAKER_00

This was done via blood. So, like blood sensitivity is higher than like the skin sensitivity. So, yeah, if you were to do it on my skin, like my whole back would be screwed up. Um, I was highly allergic to coffee and chocolate previously. Uh so anyway, yeah, like I watermelon, you guys, watermelon.

SPEAKER_04

I'm not sure I've ever heard of anyone that's allergic to watermelon. It's like naughty, it's just it's just water in a rind.

SPEAKER_00

I mean, cinnamon, like what? Yeah, you know, black black tea? Well, what as I'm drinking my black tea, you know, anyway, right? Um, yeah, so there, I wanted it. All of you can laugh at me. Um, and off we go. Yeah, I've talked enough about myself for the day, and well, that was a fun one. Yes. So, anything else? Any parting wisdom?

SPEAKER_06

You know, find out about your DNA. It's I think it's fun. I I understand if you don't like giving those and I get the where people aren't liking to do that, but I don't know, find a family tree or lean into where you're from and throw out all the theories. Maybe you know already. I think it's fun. I think it's worth doing.

SPEAKER_00

Listen, let me say this. I 100% agree. And I love conspiracy theories, like I'm a huge one, right? Yeah, we haven't talked about JFK Jr., I haven't told you about him yet, but um, that's another fun one that we'll do. But um crap, I keep losing my words, like they don't want me to.

SPEAKER_04

You're talking about conspiracy theories, yeah.

SPEAKER_00

But that wasn't what were you saying before? Like, my brain has been doing this, they don't want me to tell you.

SPEAKER_06

The I think you're gonna say something about how people are weird about giving uh samples for DNA.

SPEAKER_00

Yeah, and I was the last one, like my husband did the ancestry, and I was like, oh hell no, oh hell no. But then something came to mind. I was in the military. Okay, they probably have my DNA. You know what I mean? Like, I work for the government, they probably have my DNA. You put your trash out on the corner, you know, for the garbage man to pick up, that's now public. They probably have your DNA, so for sure. But you do you boo. Anyway, let us know about your ancestry.

SPEAKER_06

Yep, where are you from?

SPEAKER_00

Mm-hmm. Literally and genetically.

SPEAKER_06

Right, right. Love that.

SPEAKER_00

All right, until next time.

SPEAKER_06

Until next time.

SPEAKER_00

Uh oh.

SPEAKER_06

Uh oh.