Watchtower After Dark with Smurf Girl & Mitch
A no-holds-barred discussion of life, love, & politics while moving on from the Jehovah's Witness cult.
Watchtower After Dark with Smurf Girl & Mitch
Ep. 04 (audio only): WATCHTOWER AFTER DARK - SHE'S BACK! ROSE BUNDY aka SMURF GIRL IS BACK - EXJW
After a long hiatus, and reclaiming what's rightfully hers, Rose Bundy is back telling it like it is ONLY on Watchtower After Dark!
Join her Tuesdays and Fridays with her newly apostate sidekick ExJDub Mitch. See what type of trouble they can get into as they talk about politics, entertainment, love, and healing after leaving the Jehovah's Witness cult. Anything goes, no-holds-barred. Are you ready?
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Hello.
SPEAKER_00:after dark Mitch it's me smirker Rose Bundy and it's Mitch and it's you guys long time no see
SPEAKER_01:long time no see a
SPEAKER_00:long time Mitch you guys Mitch did an amazing thing and I'm starting my show back it wasn't for Mitch like you know I my heart just wasn't in it and he gave me that flair to do it again because watch her after dark when we did it was amazing like it was it was seriously the most fun i've had with apostates ever is just shooting the breeze shooting this getting drunk oh cheers mitch you ready We're still, we've never done it. So we're practicing. We suck at it. Cheers. All around everybody. We should have a shot, a shot game.
SPEAKER_01:I have a lot of shots.
SPEAKER_00:What should we, I don't know. We'll come up with the word.
SPEAKER_01:Oh
SPEAKER_00:yeah. We got to come up with the word. Like a word that we say and everybody's got to take a shot. Just pick a word, people. I don't like my word, so. Yeah. People don't like them? That's what
SPEAKER_01:you said? I said I have a word we can use, but you don't like my word.
SPEAKER_00:Oh, I don't like your word? Yeah. Well, if I don't like it, don't say it. I don't want to hear your word. You made
SPEAKER_01:a graphic of it.
SPEAKER_00:Of what?
SPEAKER_01:The word that I like.
SPEAKER_00:What? Don't say it. Don't say it. Am I a trigger word?
SPEAKER_01:No, it's not a trigger word. It actually stands for Watchtower After Dark.
SPEAKER_00:Oh. Oh. Yeah, you mean a butt wad. You mean a wad. Wad. Wad. Take a shot every time we say the word wad, which is the anagram. Oh, Sam, you'll heard. It's the anagram for wash her after dark. You know, like CBCRBC, we got wad. So every single time it stands for Washer After Dark where we shoot our wad off in the middle of the night. We shoot our big fat wads off. Me and Mitch. No, we had so much fun when we did Washer After Dark before. But, you know, with this, there's no constraints. There's no limitations. Like, the sky's the limit. We can do... whatever we want you know oh so i was going to show you i got my grandpa hat my grandpa ross west
SPEAKER_01:and
SPEAKER_00:when i saw it i was like that's grandpa you know ross west i'm grandpa ross west you know and he'd mumble the prayer dear jehovah we thank you for these ritual rich blessings that have come upon us and murder and just name amen baby And if he saw what was going on right now with Wash Shower, he would lose his mind and get dementia all over again and die all over again.
SPEAKER_01:What wouldn't he like?
SPEAKER_00:Oh, just, he was a real stickler on hypocrisy. He hated hypocrisy. He hated looking like a hypocrite and with everything. When it comes down to the end of your life, you always are like, they're never there for you at the end of your life. And by then it's too late. And he realized it when grandma died first. And he'd be like, those goddamn elders, those goddamn elders, you know, that killed your grandma. And people would say in the family, oh, grandpa's got dementia. How in the world could he talk against the elders like that? And I'm like, because of what they did. And, you know, and he knew everything. Like, he knew absolutely everything, you know, seeing it being the older one. And so usually like at the end of your life, you give up and you realize that you, you know, you gave up hope. That's sad. Grandpa wouldn't, you know, and if my dad saw it, he'd kill even more people the second time. Where's my dad Ted Bundy when you need him? I would say that all the time growing up. You're the elders that act like pills. I'd say, where's my dad, Ted Bundy, when I need him? You know, like, you're such a, don't say that. That's mean. I'm talking about you, brother. Like, you know, the brothers here in Tucson. Like, do you brothers realize, because I know that you watch, you can't help yourself, that you know how stupid you look? Like, stupid. Oh, my God. I'm, like, sweating from their stupid oozing out of my phone. Like, I just, like, I sweat from so much Jehovah's Witness elders. Stupid. I'm sorry.
SPEAKER_01:Man, you must sweat a lot, man.
SPEAKER_00:Yeah. Yeah, no kidding. Everybody does. Well, you just get sweaty with how stupid they are. Like, you know, they come up at you. Whenever I think of an elder, I think of just this. You get all sweaty when they come up on you and you think that they're going to ask you to go into the library with them. You know what I mean? Like just, oh, I thought they were going to ask. And I would burst into tears, you know, like you get all panicky. You turn on your heel and you go to the bathroom because you're afraid, you know, the oldest is going to ask you into the library.
SPEAKER_01:But circle back for me. um you mentioned you know you used to have a show and everything
SPEAKER_00:yeah i was sorry about that
SPEAKER_01:and i want everybody to know like how passionate you are about it because we talked about it and um i told you i was going to get the domain like lock the domain up and yeah i text you let you know that i did it watch tower after dark was yours and you got very emotional with me it moved me And I could see how much it meant to you. So, like, let them know how much it means to you to have this voice, the Watchtower After Dark voice.
SPEAKER_00:Oh, man. Well, it started years ago. Like, 2017, I was given the opportunity. Because what you did, Mitch, like, seriously, everybody, I burst into tears. I just, it was just, like, emotional of just... completely fell apart, and it was a release of something. I didn't even realize how upset I was about it or how I felt about it, of being able to do the show again and do it with Mitch having my back. But when I was given the opportunity, it was straight out the gate, even before YouTube. I didn't even do YouTube. I did Watch After Dark first. So it was like my first before YouTube thing. and would call on the sick screens, you know, and then I'd be the one up in the middle of the night doing wash hour after dark, you know, when everybody was already drunk, you know, from drinking the whole time, because we do drink the whole night. And then everybody would either want to, you know, we need to cry it out, fight it out. argue it out of whatever was the topic of Whatever had happened for the first part of the show of whatever emotions got dredged up From the beginning in the middle of the show then when people needed like an emotional release I was their emotional release Yeah, it was really quite something like, you know, sometimes we would fight and We would argue doctrine. We would argue of what we thought was, we'd argue reigns. We'd argue Freemasonry. We'd argue Smurf. We'd argue no matter what it was. We would argue it. And the one thing is when I go back and I listen from a secondhand perspective or like a third party perspective, it's like, oh wow, listening to these apostates arguing back and forth, people would then take a side. You know, and that's good to have a debate of an argument and it was genuine, unscripted, just discussing, getting mad, crying, doing what, you know, just a raw emotion. Raw. Lots of it wasn't even recorded. Like, it seriously wasn't. I wish that it was. because we would we would get so raw we would turn off the recorder because it's like okay it's getting real intense people are starting to cry maybe we shouldn't post this all over on the internet because it's too personal you know i mean it but there was a lot of healing that people if you weren't one of the maybe like three people at the very, you know, in the middle of the night that would be crying and upset. If you weren't one of those people in kind of a private-y type of situation, being broadcast live in a radio format, you know, I mean, it was intense. It was so intense that it was, like, so personal. It's like, well, maybe we shouldn't record it. But in reality, we should have recorded the whole thing. Yeah. Because it was phenomenal.
SPEAKER_01:I'm never hitting calls.
SPEAKER_00:You
SPEAKER_01:what? I'm never going to hit the pause button.
SPEAKER_00:Yeah?
SPEAKER_01:I'm going to record it all.
SPEAKER_00:Okay. Oh, goodness. Yeah, I expect it. Because that's when the magic happens. Sometimes you think, oh, no. And then it ends up either being something funny, something poignant, something that's poignant later. Like it could just be something poignant later that it's like, oh, goodness. So thank you for... getting me this back of having a format that we can take to a whole new level where we can see everybody and talk. Eventually, it'll be like Brady Bunch. Just like a Zoom where you can Zoom in and listen. We will record it. We will discuss. Nothing's off limits. For me, you know... As long as you don't shun, I don't even care. I don't care if you're a flat earther, you think the earth is in a dome, you know, that all I care about is getting closure for everybody with Watchtower. And now with the beards and pants and Uncle Tony Morris, now is the perfect time to get closure. Tony,
SPEAKER_01:yeah.
SPEAKER_00:I know. Just to, you know, just because, you know, I was thinking about this before. Earlier, everyone gets closure one of two ways the way it's going. It's usually hardly ever a happy ending. It either ends with the shunner dying or the shunee dying, and that's how it ends. And either which way, it's like... I've already seen it. I've already had it happen. So I'm one of the people where it's like, oh, no, I'm not trying to wake up my mom anymore. My mom's been dead for, you know, 11 years now. So there's no point. Like, my heart's not necessarily in it. Everyone else is dead, too. And so it's like, eventually that's going to happen with everybody. Everybody. Whichever one goes first. And I'm sick and tired of seeing my friends be the ones that die before the shunners. You know? Because it's like, do you want to die being shunned? Like, do you want to die being shunned? That's an ugly thing to see. I've seen apostates die being shunned and there's not even an obituary. Um... sometimes we don't even find out till like a long long time later yeah and it's like what happened to that person you know and and and it's like do their does their family even know or care probably not
SPEAKER_01:yeah i hear people tell me that every single day that uh their family you know how they're being shunned they haven't found out about uh relatives dying you know and it's it's crazy what's going on with this in the shining aspect of it
SPEAKER_00:i know it's brutal and they like seeing us in pain too yeah they like it a lot And it's like, no, you're not going to see me in pain. But if you do see me in pain, it's good. I'm going to be venting and I'm going to say who's putting me in pain and why. And I'm going to put the family photos everywhere. So you better watch out. The one thing that feels best is putting like this person right here is the one doing this to me. This is, you know, whoever it is to you. And that feels really good. It's like, what am I supposed to do? You know, it's like, oh, I'm sorry, Orton Hanson. Oh, Orton Hanson, you know, I'm sorry. You know, I'm not allowed to mention you when you've been a thorn in my butt for a million years. Excuse me. You know, maybe you shouldn't have did what you did. But, you know, and I put the photos, like the photos situation on Twitter and stuff. and i look at it like this was my family situation it's like i can't like okay okay i'm wearing my turtleneck i got my turtleneck sorry there's a shadow on it this is the shadow of my phone um it's like click um what was it oh i i have i was putting it on i had another one i had a black one i was gonna wear a black one because i was i'm dressing you know i dress up on purpose and i i i have a hard time wearing the turtleneck like just you know
SPEAKER_01:when you asked me did i have one i haven't worn a turtleneck since like 1991. i know
SPEAKER_00:it's it just it's long sleeve put my jacket on to make me feel better but yeah because it's it's long sleeve like it's a long it's a it's a turtleneck like I did not. I'm not guilty. So for
SPEAKER_01:those of us who are newer to the ex J-Dub world, I think it will be eye-opening. Talking about Watchtower of the Dark. I think it will be eye-opening for a lot of us who haven't experienced it. And it's a lot that are new to the XJW world. So what else can they expect? Like the newer ones who didn't know much about it like myself. What can they expect when they tune in?
SPEAKER_00:Oh, go watch Terror After Dark is going to be. It's where no holds barred. No matter what, I will listen to you and let you vent and we'll talk it through. I know everybody in the community. No matter if it's a family issue, trust me, I've gone through it. If it's a community thing, if you want to discuss cart crashing, You know, we were, us, my group, the inventor of Kingdom Hall Crashing and Cart Crashing, you know, is the original, the army, you know, the army, the army, back in like 2017, we started that as an army, you know, just like, let's go, you know, Cart Crashing, Kingdom Hall Crashing, you know, if you want to talk about, oh, I can talk about even, of what I want to do, some of the topics that Like, how to secretly record of the best spy ways of demonized Smurf girl secret recording of how you can get away with it and how to make sure your equipment works. Because there's nothing more disappointing as when your equipment backfires, of which it does a lot. You know, because you use your cell phone. So, um, I want to, you know, give people pointers because I can't record everything. You know what I mean? Like I try to, you know, for, for every, my recordings go for everybody. Like if I get it on tape, it's good for everybody. You know, if somebody else wants to sue over the two witness rule, my two witness recordings work for anyone. And I will sit up on the stand and say, yes, I, just like them, have that issue. And you can use my stuff in court. I want other ex-JWs to know of my stuff. You can use that as evidence in court.
UNKNOWN:Mm-hmm.
SPEAKER_00:And vice versa. Like if somebody records, like if Jude 3 and Laura 2 record something at the cart and I'm doing a lawsuit and I need to get a Jehovah's Witness saying that on tape, it doesn't matter who gets them on tape saying it. It's that they said it and that it's on tape. So if they get something that is said on tape that's important for me to use in court, I use it in court, you know?
UNKNOWN:Yeah.
SPEAKER_00:It's like with a criminal case, you know, like if there's, you know, if there's something incriminating of when they're trying to show criminal behavior, which is what we're trying to do is get criminal behavior on tape. You know, it doesn't matter who's recording the criminal behavior. It's like, oh, well, that guy just got caught stealing something. Oh, but it wasn't me who caught him on tape stealing. It doesn't matter who caught him on tape stealing.
SPEAKER_01:He
SPEAKER_00:was caught on tape stealing, and that's all that matters, you know what I mean? Yeah. So our recordings are important. And I would like to get all of all the confessions and stuff in one place, you know? Like every secret, really recorded confession of the Jehovah's Witnesses. Like confession, secret confessions of the Jehovah's Witnesses is what I want Watch Star After Dark to be of what my channel is. is all of those recorded like i can't believe she caught them saying that on tape it's like oh
SPEAKER_01:yeah if that starts growing we can definitely add a page to your website
SPEAKER_00:cool
SPEAKER_01:oh tell them about your website
SPEAKER_00:oh um watchstarafterdark.com yeah it's watchstarafterdark.com
SPEAKER_01:Yeah, if we get enough of those, we'll just make a page for that.
SPEAKER_00:I know. It's like you, yeah, you want all witnesses. If you want to see yourself on tape, go to washtowerafterdark.com. Now, you want to check and see if you got caught on camera and what you said. Because what's important for me, when I noticed a marked difference in stuff, Is that not only did I catch people on tape saying certain things, but I know their names. And that I put, no, no, you know, it's not just that it's a witness. It's this specific witness. You know, that it's not just any witness. It's this one. Or it's one of my second witnesses. He's saying it's not just a stranger, but it's that it's one of my second witnesses is admitting to this, you know. I
SPEAKER_01:think another thing I like. He's tiling.
SPEAKER_00:Hold on. He's tiling everybody. Oh, God. I don't know. Let's see. Having trouble. Unstable internet connection. Move closer to your router. if you're on wi-fi i am not
SPEAKER_01:yeah it's good uh another segment that we talked about that i think will be huge is remember we were talking about excuse me a question and answer segment okay so back um i was saying another segment that i think will be huge that we discussed and I want you to tell them about is the question and answer segment.
SPEAKER_00:Oh,
SPEAKER_01:yeah. What will they be able to do?
SPEAKER_00:That's the most important thing of Watch After Dark is when people speak up. Like if there's people like even listening and they want to unmute on here where they can listen live, unmute and then ask a question. Like, if we have, like, hey, we're going to have a question and answer kind of, you know, situation, and then they can come on to here or they can email ahead of time. My email is therealrosebundy at gmail.com. Or, no, not the. There's no the. It's just realrosebundy at gmail.com. And that's a new one.
UNKNOWN:Okay.
SPEAKER_00:And you can email it if you know my phone number. Some of you do. You can tweet it. Message it on Facebook. I'd like to have it in one spot. But a live question and answer would be great where it's like, you know, if people want to come in, you know, the link that you give, we could give the link to people and then they could come in.
SPEAKER_01:Yeah, so we'll do it a couple of different ways. If it's somebody that we trust and know they can come in, like you said, I can invite them in. But I haven't even told you this part yet. Because we've been talking about going live, right?
SPEAKER_00:Yeah.
SPEAKER_01:So I'm going to make it... I'm in the process of doing it now. But there's going to be a way where... we broadcast live over the internet, anybody in the world will be able to go to that website that I give and they'll be able to listen to us every live broadcast. That
SPEAKER_00:would be amazing. That's nerve-wracking. Have you ever done that? It's nerve-wracking. You never know what's going to happen.
SPEAKER_01:I've done it for business, but not for this. It'll go okay.
SPEAKER_00:Yeah, it'll be fun. Yeah. It'll be fun. It'll be, like, who knows? It'll be different every time. Like, you know, we're not one... We are not one-hit wonders. And so, Watcher After Dark is like, anything goes and it's gonna be different every time, which is why, you know, why, you know, people should, you know, hopefully won't miss an episode.
SPEAKER_01:Yeah.
SPEAKER_00:But... It does seem to me like a lot of people that I know that were a part of the original Watch After Dark have moved on and gotten closure. Like, they're like, oh, no, you know what? I don't need to be an apostate anymore. You know, I'm doing my own thing. I'm doing something else. You know, I'm doing my job. I'm doing this. I'm doing that. And that is so good to see. That's why I want to do it again, because of those people, like when you publicly cry in front of a bunch of people, you know, like when you, you know, there's major, sorry, there's major closure to that. It makes you feel good. And then you can say to, you know, to your mom and your dad, you can be like, no, why don't you go listen to me cry about you on six screens of the watchtower? You know, go listen to how I'm balling, how I'm flipping out. Oh, how you think I'm crazy. And people even say, like, they don't want to be called a mentally diseased apostate. But the fact is, is that I admit it. And who made me that way? You know, they did. They completely mind screw you. And when you get mind screwed, well, guess what happens? You know, they do make us crazy. I'll say they make me completely insane. Those people make me insane, man. Like, I just, woo, insane. So thanks a lot, Jehovah's Witnesses. Like, you made me insane. You like it? I recorded it, Mitch. Did you see? What? I got another court order shot. of Abilify. Because I haven't talked about it on the thing. I'll tell you the good because that's, you know, it's our first washer after dark. So anyway, what it was July 4, I went for the assembly. And I wanted to Taylor Swift a bunch of brothers, you know, I wanted to play Taylor Swift and I wanted to see sexy Jesus and they were inviting me. So I was like, okay, yeah, sure. I'll go. I want to go. I'll sit quiet. I was not going to make a scene. I wasn't. And so, um, I go in for the first whole first of the session of July 4th, which was Friday. Um, I was fine. I recorded. I'm sure they didn't like it. But I was quiet. And I was talking and chit-chatting, just making friends. I was not... I was not apostatizing at anyone. At anyone. And somebody I knew, Scott Stark, came up and was causing trouble. My former best man at my wedding. Um... He wanted to know what my intentions were for being at the assembly. I'm like, shut up, Scott. Like, shut up. You know, just like you, shut up, Scott. You know? And then it got to be, so it was this big, giant scene. Not my fault. Their fault. I was fine. You know, my, you know, my past was there. And my past didn't like it that I was there. And, um... So I went back on Sunday to call the cops because I wanted the cops to know what happened on Friday of them coming up all on me and stuff. And when I called them, when I was explaining what they did, you know, explaining what happened at the assembly, they thought I was insane. And then, you know why they thought I was insane?
SPEAKER_01:What?
SPEAKER_00:They didn't even believe there was a convention at the TCC that day. Because I was like a little bit, there were so few cars. They're like, what Jehovah's Witness convention? I'm like that one, but there were so few, no cars, nothing. They're like, there's no Jehovah's Witness convention going on. And I'm like, yeah, there is, but I got mistaken as a crazy person because I was ranting and raving about Jehovah's Witnesses. And word of warning, like, especially the females, if you're in a situation like that and you're crying and you're upset about what they've done and you say, you know, I was abused and I was trafficked. And that's the Jehovah's Witnesses. Look at those Jehovah's Witness suits. If you quote Taylor Swift, then you, you know, because we do that. She wrote that song for us, you know. Well, she wrote it for them, to stick it to them, but for us. And the cops don't know. And when they see that kind of... Passion. They mistake it sometimes for someone being insane, I guess. I don't know. It was upsetting. So when I was being an activist and just doing what I normally do, the cops misunderstood because I was by myself. Normally I would take a crew. I did not have a crew. My crew wasn't there. It was just me. And when it was just me, um, I think there were other protesters and we were all spread apart. So I got court ordered to take medication because I'm an apostate against the Jehovah's Witnesses. Wow. That I need medication for my views of apostasy towards the Jehovah's Witnesses. That they feel my feelings, which are the same as yours... You know, how we feel, how every apostate feels about the witnesses. That certain cops and doctors here in Tucson, psychiatrists, feel that mine and your feelings are crazy and that we shouldn't feel that way and we need medication so that we won't feel that way. Wow. That I need Abilify because I'm mad about being shunned.
UNKNOWN:Mm-hmm.
SPEAKER_00:which Dr. Nima, and I forget what the other doctor's name is at COPE, you know, when it comes out, that, like, oh, I need an antidepressant because I'm depressed because my family shunned me and are dead? Thanks. No, I don't need... I would like them to stop abusing me because I took medicine for years thinking that their behavior was my fault and that that's how we got here is that I took meds to deal with how they treated me. And then I realized I don't need meds. They need meds. And now, I mean, getting that shot of Abilify, I mean, to you, any of you, you know what that felt like. Of getting a shot in your butt. Because the doctor thinks that you're either psychotic because you're ranting and raving about being shunned by your Jehovah's Witness family. Or that you're depressed. And I'm not a depressed person. I'm funny and in a good mood. But that like I'm having delusions of being shunned. That that's psychosis that they don't talk to me and that they do what they do. That everything that I say now is everything I said to them, everything I've ever said, you know. And that's a shame that there are psychiatrists and police officers that don't understand the apostate Jehovah's Witness situation with how many, you know, millions are affected right now. Especially with all the murders they're dealing with. Jehovah's Witness murders all over the place. Orsons of Kingdom Halls, even here in town and stuff, and Kingdom Halls getting shot up that the cops don't know that there's an apostate. And maybe that's their... that's there at this point after COVID, that's their way of dealing with it, is that to deal with what's going on with the witnesses because it's going haywire. They're blaming it on apostates, that the apostates really are nuts. Some of them. Some of them understand, some of them don't. So just beware. I don't want anybody else ending up, because of apostasy, ending up, you know, behind bars or in you know in a mental hospital
SPEAKER_01:yeah
SPEAKER_00:because it is getting dire like it is it's getting where i mean it's getting dire where they're freaking out and and when the cops do show up like they're sick of showing up too where it's like some of you is all gonna go to jail who's it gonna be like they're tired of being called yeah mean i did six months in jail for it already i did six months from january 23 to june 23. oh wow and then the three and a half weeks of whatever month it was what was it july i forget sometime in in july because this is my second shot it's a two-month shot so whatever That would be. And it's sad that it's like, oh, you just need a shot to deal with your Jehovah's Witness family. You just need a shot in your ass. Nice. Okay. Give me a shot. Give me a shot. That's going to bring my mom back. That's gonna make my stepdad or grandson not a psychopath. That's gonna bring Aunt Jessica back from the grave. Is that gonna bring Uncle Clyde? I hope not. But you know, like with Uncle Clyde, because he's a pedo. You know, is that gonna make Uncle Brent not behind bars? Is that just give me a shot, you know? I don't even know what to say. You know, they talk about a grave injustice. And the cops also don't know, I call it Watchtower PTSD, where, I'm sure you've had Watchtower PTSD and you don't even know it. It's when you start to rant and rave. When you start to rant and rave about Watchtower, one way or another, Whether it be just ranting and raving or whatever that looks like.
SPEAKER_01:And
SPEAKER_00:again, the ranting and raving gets out of control where you start to get hysterical and you start to cry, you know, which is sometimes what happened on Watchtower After Dark was that we were dealing with our Watchtower PTSD and we would have our PTSD on air and kind of it was easy because you could have ptsd in a in a or deal with the ptsd and address it in a safe environment where everybody would understand but uh the ranting and raving can sometimes get out of control where you can just be in a heap of of an emotional cry fest of of being um you know, so upset that you can't even think straight. And, and I want to, I don't want people to go through that alone. Cause if it happens to me, I'm the most level-headed human killed person. And I'm one of the most well-known XJW online, which I'm easily Google-able where I can say to an officer, dude, Google me. You know, and if they Google me, they'll find me with somebody else who just says, I watch YouTube videos, you know, that they're not Google-able, you know, where it's like, so what, you watch YouTube videos and then you're doing this because you watch YouTube, you know, like it could happen to other people and I just
SPEAKER_01:don't want it to. I feel you.
SPEAKER_00:Because, yeah, it's not fun.
SPEAKER_01:Yeah. Another segment that i will like a lot is you have a plan that there will be a gossip segment
SPEAKER_00:oh yeah well the whole giant thing is gossip the watchtower after dark it might as well be called gossip gossip gossip like it's just triple g here
SPEAKER_01:We're going to be speaking truth also.
SPEAKER_00:Well, that's the thing, is that it's the gossip about the Jehovah's Witnesses, but every gossip about the Witnesses is always true. It's always 100% true. So, you know, gossip is that you're... Okay, okay. You know, I just realized this. The thing with Jehovah's Witnesses is that gossip in the Witnesses is always, always... 100% true. Unlike in some other situation where gossip could be a lie,
SPEAKER_01:they
SPEAKER_00:will gossip the truth to each other. Like, well, you know, the real reason why brother so-and-so got disfellowshipped is because they were wife swapping or because he cheated on her or because of that. You know, you find out and it's the gossip, but you know, the gossip's true. Yeah,
SPEAKER_01:it
SPEAKER_00:always is. Oh, you
SPEAKER_01:mean to tell me there was a wife swapping in the Jehovah's Witness coat?
SPEAKER_00:You know, I know. It's called just getting remarried like that. You know, you know what I
SPEAKER_01:mean?
SPEAKER_00:Where people get divorced. Then they, you know, where you're in the same congregation and one couple gets divorced, another couple gets divorced and then, oh, you know, and they move off every time. It's always every, every remarriage is always a white swap. If you're with, you know, Divorced Jehovah's Witnesses.
SPEAKER_01:Wow. Will you get into, like, throughout the episodes, will you get into, like, each one, can you tell a little bit about your story? Yeah. Like, would you feel comfortable doing it?
SPEAKER_00:Would I what?
SPEAKER_01:Would you feel comfortable doing it?
SPEAKER_00:Yeah. Yeah, just kind of like talking about it little bits by little bits as I remember it, you know what I mean?
UNKNOWN:Yeah.
SPEAKER_01:Yeah.
SPEAKER_00:Because there's a lot I haven't even talked about. And sometimes I will sit for hours and I'll be journaling of like, even like when you're little, you know, it's like, you know, I remember these events, which one happened first? You know, I remember, you know, like, remember when we went to Disneyland and then you do this and then you go to the Grand Canyon and you do all that and going through pictures?
UNKNOWN:Yeah.
SPEAKER_00:you know and so you know getting everything exact
SPEAKER_01:yeah i think that'll be great because uh sometimes you we're talking and you're telling me stories and my mouth is just like dropped open oh so i think it would be nice i think it'd be nice for everyone like i said just a little each episode if you give them too much i think it'll blow their heads up yeah with some of the stuff you tell me like sometimes i need time to recoup
SPEAKER_00:yeah well you know i just want people to always remember like the reason why your dad acted the way like if you were raised by a jehovah's witness father like you just have to look at mine either my stepdad arden hansen or ted bundy you know just a guy thinking he's You know, perfect. Being an elder and a special pioneer, but having a severe pornography addiction, and then it turns homicidal just before 75 because he loses his mind. You know, of the way he acts, if you go, I went back, I couldn't look, you know, and I've been looking. And, you know, I could go through it second by second. and be like but think you think of it of that he was covering up the fact that he was a jehovah's witness because the witnesses were all backing him too and then they were like we'll back you as long as you don't speak bad about the witnesses we'll be there for you wow and we were until he got found guilty, you know? And then that was a different story. And also the fake way that he would lie, you know, of like laughing and, you know, like, I didn't fornicate with that sister, you know, just, you know, like there was one. Where's my camera? Is it right? Yeah, it's right there. Okay. Where he's like, you know, like, I didn't, you know, I didn't fornicate with that brother. I didn't fornicate with him at all. You know, like, you know, and he looks at me and he's like, nah, I didn't fornicate with him at all. You know? No. You know, but it's like he was just lying through his teeth. And you could tell he was lying. And if you say, no, that's a Jehovah's Witness guy lying, it's like, oh, you know. Like, oh, yeah, he's lying in a real Jehovah's Witness kind of way. You know, he is. Just the way it's like leaning up against the wall like, no, I swear. Where's the Bible? Where's the Bible? I'm a good Jehovah. Where's the Bible? I swear on a Bible right now. Like that, you know. You're going to disfellowship me? you know wow it was like
SPEAKER_01:talking about the one what what's arguing you say and so that that's kind of what landed down
SPEAKER_00:stepdad
SPEAKER_01:yeah yeah yeah
SPEAKER_00:yeah no i'm talking about my dad ted bundy
SPEAKER_01:oh okay
SPEAKER_00:that's why when he's like against the wall he's like okay you know And then he goes, I'll swear, I'll swear, I'll swear, I'm innocent, I'll swear on the second Bible. So I was like, that's so Jehovah's Witness to do. It's just so, it's real Jehovah's Witness to do. And to represent yourself in court. You know, I was like, oh, I'm an elder, I'll represent myself in court. You know? And then that was the whole, it was like, no, us brothers will help you. We'll help you. You can represent yourself in court. You know, if people knew, they'd be shocked. They would be real shocked. You know, and it's like, I don't know. We can talk about all of that. But my stepdad, Arden Hanson, he's just like him. They're like two, they look alike, they talk alike, they act alike, they're like twins, like they're twins. Mom had a type, but she had a type and it drove him nuts. Yeah, it drove him nuts seeing her with him. All the women that he killed, you know, had, well, they had like my hair like parted down the center and long. um they had hair like mom they all look like mom they all look like me you know and so that's uh that's disconcerting too to just be like god you know who is he who is he murdering and i know why but i don't know it's weird to talk about yeah
SPEAKER_01:there will be a lot to talk about and unpack on each episode yeah i'm looking
SPEAKER_00:forward What?
SPEAKER_01:I'm looking forward to it.
SPEAKER_00:I know, me too. I can't believe, I'm just so, I'm so relieved and excited to have the show back. You know, my grandpa's excited. He's like, yeah. And he can give the prayer afterwards. I'll give the prayer. She's the, you know, I have a prayer to Aunt Jehovah. Uncle Tony will show up. I've got all these characters. Yeah. Put
SPEAKER_01:the hat back on. I like the
SPEAKER_00:hat. It's very Britney Spears, isn't
SPEAKER_01:it? You know what? I was just about to tell you. You look like you're about to drop off into a song
SPEAKER_00:and act. Yeah, what is it? I can't do it. Yeah, go ahead and hit me one more time, Mark. Yeah, yeah.
SPEAKER_01:Oops.
SPEAKER_00:Yeah. Go ahead and hit me one more time. Yeah, just come up. We can do it. Go ahead. Like to see you try.
SPEAKER_01:I think when you do the question and answer segment, you need to have them to be
SPEAKER_00:efficient. Okay. I know. Now I know what Grandpa wore. It's snazzy. I can't even see. Is it snazzy? I liked it at the thing. I feel, oh, I'm like a leprechaun. Oh, I match gauge Fliega. Look at me, Fliega. We're like little twinsies. No, I feel I look fat in a turtleneck, but.
SPEAKER_01:No.
SPEAKER_00:Because, okay, well, my camera, know that it goes wide. Why does it go wide? Like, it makes me look wide. But wearing a turtleneck, oh, my God. i can't be going around i remember one time i had a turtleneck dress and a turtleneck dress that i wore to the kingdom hop so it was like this
SPEAKER_01:yeah and
SPEAKER_00:it was stripes like this
SPEAKER_01:and
SPEAKER_00:it was tight and i swear to god i think all the brothers died they can't even handle a turtleneck oh because you know why One of the sisters had said to me, I had heard behind the scenes, you know, it wouldn't hurt you to wear a turtleneck every once in a while. Because I would wear, like, you know. Oh, boy. And I don't think she knew, like, who I was. And I'm like, I can't wear a turtleneck, but I'll wear a turtleneck for you if you want me to. And I had this turtleneck dress. I thought I almost died. I left my body. I walk in, it was tight as you get. I was like maybe 110 pounds, but I had like, you know, and I'm like, and her name was Ida McGee. Okay, from Tucson, Arizona, old lady Ida McGee, sister Ida McGee. And she was like, it wouldn't hurt you to wear a turtleneck every once in a while. I'm like, okay, I'll wear a turtleneck. And I walked in wearing a turtleneck, and she goes, what an obscene, you look obscene in a turtleneck.
SPEAKER_01:Why did she ask you to wear it?
SPEAKER_00:Because she thought it would hide my cleavage. You know how weird they are of, you know, being, you know, of the things we've even had to deal with as females of dealing with cleavage, blitz, spaghetti straps. And I would then, it's like, okay, I'll wear a turtleneck. So I wear a turtleneck and I get all weird. I got all weird. And I'm like, oh, you know. Remember Elaine when she takes George's face and she just rubs it, you know. It's like, here, Ida McGee, just turtleneck, you know, just so you can't breathe. This is terrible.
SPEAKER_01:You wore a turtleneck plus stripes. You probably have brothers going home doing naughty things.
SPEAKER_00:Worshiping at the Shining Smart Girl. Oh, you got to see my other coat. Hold on. It's right here. It's the most ugly, but it's gorgeous. It's amazing. It's a little tight, so I didn't wear it. It's polyester, and it's tan. Look at that. Look at the polyester pockets. It's just, oh, you can't, because it's just, look at the lapel. Look at that. Just turtleneck, polyester. I can't even be around it, because I was going to wear it, and I couldn't wear it. I'm like, I can't wear this, I can't wear this. There's certain clothes I can't wear.
SPEAKER_01:No, I like what you're wearing
SPEAKER_00:now. Okay. I feel like it's St. Patrick's Day. Is it St. Patrick's Day? Oh, lucky charms. The fruit, what is it? The luck of the rainbow. The luck of the rainbow. Oh, lucky. You know what? The drinking game should be the word lucky.
SPEAKER_01:Lucky. Lucky what?
SPEAKER_00:Oh, lucky. We're so lucky. Mm-hmm. Shout out to all the people on iHeartRadio if they're listening.
SPEAKER_01:For real,
SPEAKER_00:yeah. Glad to see you're listening to Watchtower After Dark with Smirk Girl and Mitch. yeah
SPEAKER_01:it's gonna be a fun ride
SPEAKER_00:yeah
SPEAKER_01:especially
SPEAKER_00:like i keep forgetting that there are people that haven't heard my story before yeah
SPEAKER_01:i've been
SPEAKER_00:telling it for years you know um
SPEAKER_01:okay
SPEAKER_00:yeah for me well it's like for me you know it's been like already like a 10-year journey where I have been telling my story for 10 years already and documenting and recording along the way to establish, like I will say something and then I will go to the person, secretly record them, like to get the evidence to back up everything that I've said. So like if I say something and then I would go to my stepdad and record them, you know. Um, so I've been telling my story for 10 years, you know, and, and if people are just now waking up from the Jehovah's witnesses, um, you missed a lot.
SPEAKER_01:Yeah. I'm pulling in, I'm pulling in new recruits and they want to know like, who's this Smurf girl you talked to? What is she like? What is she about? So, and I don't know. That's
SPEAKER_00:like saying they don't know who Lloyd Evans is.
SPEAKER_01:I'm going to get you to tell. Well, you got to remember, Keep in mind, some of these are young.
SPEAKER_00:But still, you know, it's like not knowing who Kim and Mikey are. You know, there's like Lloyd, Kim and Mikey, JT, Lady C, me, and the six friends.
SPEAKER_01:They don't know all of these names. That's why I say it'll be good for you to each episode to just talk a little bit about you and where you come from.
SPEAKER_00:Okay.
SPEAKER_01:What made Smurf Girl... I've
SPEAKER_00:been an apostate since 82. You know, I'm a legend. Like, I'm a legend. I'm in the urban legend dictionary. Like, you know, not to be like, you know, it's like, hey, JW voice, JW voice, if you don't know who demonized Smurf girl, the Jehovah's Witnesses, you know, the demonized girl running down the aisle of Kingdom Hall, jumping up on a chair and declaring her love for Satan and, you know, demonized Smurf urban legend, well, you need to wake up a little farther. you know wake up and get with the program i'm not gonna retell certain things to know j dubs like you need to know just google google me they can google many different ways because i don't want to hear other people's story i'm already you know In the dictionary. I am in the dictionary under XJW Smurf Girl and Smurf Girl, where it's like when you get Smurf Girl.
SPEAKER_01:When you sent me the Urban Dictionary, I was laughing because of the example sentence. I got Smurfed.
SPEAKER_00:Smurf Girl, yeah, yeah. You get Smurf Girl. When you get Smurf Girl, getting Smurf Girl is getting Uncle Tony. When it's called getting Uncle Tony.
SPEAKER_01:I'm like, she would not need to hear this.
SPEAKER_00:Yeah, it is a term. Worshiping at the Shrine of Smurf Girl is jerking off to my pictures in the magazines. I hate that. No, I kind of like it now. I'm almost, almost, oh my God. I'm almost up to 4,000 brothers up on JW Match. Almost. Almost. And I was ignoring it. Like I was leaving it. Okay. I didn't pay any attention to them. So I've been paying attention. Okay. For like however many months, like 12 months I've been doing it. 12 months, I got to 3,000. Then I'm like, I wonder if I would get any more if I paid attention to them. Like, you know, if I like like them, because you can like them, you can heart them. And so I went, it took 12 months to get zero to 3,000. And it took one day, like maybe two, to get 500 more. To get 500 more. But I liked a few of them.
SPEAKER_01:These are Jehovah's Witness, like active Jehovah's Witness men.
SPEAKER_00:Yeah, all Jehovah's Witness men for the most part.
SPEAKER_01:What's your name on there?
SPEAKER_00:Vanessa.
SPEAKER_01:So they don't know?
SPEAKER_00:Oh, yeah, they know. Yeah. And then they friend me on Facebook and they send me dick pics. But they do. They do. I don't ask for it. They're like, hi, sister. And I'm like, oh, hi.
SPEAKER_01:Wait, wait, wait, wait.
SPEAKER_00:What? I post them on the internet.
SPEAKER_01:The Jehovah's Witness men, active Jehovah's Witnesses from JW Match, they will find you on Facebook, chat you up, And then send it to me.
SPEAKER_00:Yeah. Without me even replying. Like, hi, sister. Hi, sister. I love you. I love you. Blah, blah, blah. And then they'll send one. And then they'll usually ask me to marry them. Without me even replying. And then I'll look and I'll say, oh, it's a Jehovah's Witness brother. How funny. So then I screenshot it. And like when Taylor Swift's song came out, I was Jehovah's Witness suiting them. And I was doing the picture of them and their message to me. And that was, you know, I got on being a top fan of hers because I was Taylor Swifting over and over. And I didn't even do all of them because it got boring. It got boring. But, you know, as an example, my Aunt Jessica... When she met Uncle Clyde on JW Match. That's why I wanted to do it. And she was excited. She goes, no, I got like 50 different matches. And then I chose like out of 50 guys, Uncle Clyde was the best choice. They got a 50, 5-0. So I'm like, well, if I do it, how many will I get? Her sister got like 100. So I'm thinking, well, if I can beat 100, I'll feel better about myself. You know, now I'm at like 3,600 later. You know, some are from here in town, which I think is funny. But I've got more followers on JW Match. than I do on YouTube
SPEAKER_01:right
SPEAKER_00:now. That would be what, three times more?
SPEAKER_01:Yeah, some dirty birdies, wow.
SPEAKER_00:Well, yeah. And then I put, you know, I put my Uncle Tony thinks I'm funny. You know, like my bio. I'm like, yeah, my Uncle Tony thinks I'm funny. And I love beards and pants and Smurfs. And so I made it very clear that I'm smurf girl, you know, because I couldn't say it. But, you know, that like I'm a girl that really is into smurfs. You know, hint, hint, hint, I'm a girl really into smurf. You know, and I love to do social media. And why don't you reach out to me? And like, you know, they do. And then, you know, and you know what's funny? I block them and I ditch them because I don't even care. I don't even care. Most people be like, no, you've got them in your ear. I'm like, I don't even care. They can just watch me on here. I don't care. So
SPEAKER_01:why do you do it? Just to bother them?
SPEAKER_00:What?
SPEAKER_01:Why do you do it? Just to bother them?
SPEAKER_00:Yeah. It's not just on my bedpost. On my GDW match post. Just to see how many are on there and what can happen. And it's just funny. I think it's hysterical. And they get all excited too when I heart them. When I heart them, all of a sudden they'll send me a message and then I ignore it. So I like to break their heart and be like, just ignore. I ghost them. I heart them and then they send me a message and then I ghost them. And it makes me feel good. It's like, no, you stupid fool. Uncle Clyde was on JW Match. So I'm just dealing with a bunch of stupid Uncle Clydes. Do I care about a bunch of Uncle Clydes on JW Match? No. There are some handsome ones, though, but they're too stupid for me. I'm a member of Mensa. I can't be dealing with a guy. He said, oh, he's a member of Mensa. Rose Bundy's a member of Mensa. So where did you meet your husband? Oh, I met him on JW Match. I was skimming the bottom of the bucket. Just the bottom, scraping the bottom of the barrel. The bottom of the barrel is if you've even been on Grindr to find a husband. Last resort, JW Match.
SPEAKER_01:Your profile picture, you should take a picture of you in the turtleneck and the hat. That should be your profile picture.
SPEAKER_00:Oh, in the
SPEAKER_01:hat? Yeah.
SPEAKER_00:I've got Uncle Tony. I'm dressed up. No, this is my profile picture right now. is me dressed up with the cute one with the tie undone and the hat, the pretty one.
SPEAKER_01:Oh, okay.
SPEAKER_00:The cute one, not the ugly one of me pretending to be Uncle Tony, but when I was being cute about it. The cute one.
SPEAKER_01:Okay, all
SPEAKER_00:right. No, I put my Uncle Tony picture as my profile picture of me with my Uncle Tony hat. and the tie around my neck and my like tank top. It's cute and they allowed it. Some photos they won't allow. So it was like, oh, they allow it. So I'm like excited. I've got my red, white and blue mini ears. I've got some pictures on there. I think it's the most number one profile. I want to know the stats. JW match, am I your number one match? You know. I want to know what they think because there have been some photos where they're like, we can't allow this photo. And it's like, why? Please? And then they'll deny it. I think everybody should go on there.
SPEAKER_01:You might blow the Jehovah's Witness little brains up. Yeah,
SPEAKER_00:where it's like, and then they start looking into me, and then they're like, oh, no, that's that apostate girl, you know, that's that apostate woman. They get their hopes up, you know, get their hopes up on me, and then it's dashed, and it's like, am I worth leaving Jehovah for? Will you leave Jehovah for me? There are some... good looking ones but i know they're worldly i know they're worldly worldly
SPEAKER_01:why do you think they're worldly
SPEAKER_00:because they're too good looking
SPEAKER_01:so are you are you saying there are no good looking witness guys
SPEAKER_00:if they're good looking they're going to be worldly it's a kingdom huh those are the ones the good looking ones are the ones you can easily get to leave The not-so-good-looking ones. You know? It's like, oh, you know what? I should just go to the hall and just be like, oh, I know why all you brothers are left because you're all the ugly ones. I hate those brothers at this point. Let's just watch her after dark where you get to say your feelings. I know. That's just my feelings, Mitch. It's my feelings. And it's not that they're physically ugly. It's that they're ugly from the inside. And they're just inside ugly that if they have not woken up by now, I don't know of what we have gone through as an apostate group of what I have personally seen over the years on the internet. You know, because it was different before the internet. Yeah. Of what we went through over the internet for... Like, we went through hell. People were murdered. People killed themselves. People killed each other. People went to jail. People spent all their money.
SPEAKER_01:Yeah.
SPEAKER_00:And for anyone who woke up to do, we spent all of our money and people died because for Beards and Pants and Uncle Tony. And for anyone who woke up after the beards and pants and uncle Tony and doesn't go to the old timers and say, Hey, I want to thank you for your participation of whatever part you had in, in doing that whole beards and pants and spending all those years and all of our money and flying airplane banners to recognize that it was all the apostates leading up to that huge thing of what we were doing as an army of a frenzy of a, of just horrendous. Heroics of a battle of the most intense Where where we lost our minds Lloyd lost his mind. I lost my mind a bunch of other people lost their minds Over it like it was mind-blowing That what we did was so intense of screaming and crying and people were dying and it was it was it was the most monumental thing that And then it's like a bunch of people all of a sudden, oh, what happened? Oh, yeah, we left. It's like, oh, well, were you watching the chaos of all the people that died? You know, while we were trying to wake everybody up, a bunch of people died. And a bunch of us, we spent millions of dollars total, billions of hours to get those people out. safe and i i personally you know i know what hero is all those before beards and pants and uncle tony apostates are including lloyd like including including irritating lloyd that that was a heroic act and i mean it was heroic it was intense it was insane And we did it. And it was anti-climatic too, because we all then, all of us apostates that were waiting and did it all, because it was every apostate that did it. We did it as a whole. And then when it happened, it was a mass exodus, and those people that mass exited didn't understand what we had all done. I'm sure a lot of people, you know, where it's like, no, I mean, it was, it was us getting on the phone and crying and, and screaming and murders and people were killing themselves and killing their whole families and shooting up kingdom halls one after the other, after the other. And it's still happening. But it was really happening then, like arson after arson after arson after arson after, you know, somebody goes up and shoots up the Kingdom Hall and Putin is dragging people, you know. It was intense. You know, it was me having to call the cops every few days of what happened and then I'd recognize somebody of the amount of investigations I was a part of. Even the witnesses around about, the witnesses were even round about involved with the Kyle Rittenhouse case just through knowing, you know, of that was even involved with that. Like there was, there's a lot of cases of where there happens to be a Jehovah's Witness involved in a lot of crimes. and then i'll see them and recognize them in the news and i'll be like oh i know who that is you know and they'll be like yes interesting and then i'll call up and i'll help
SPEAKER_01:there i think there will be a lot for us to talk about and unpack on each episode
SPEAKER_00:well even the long island serial killer brother rex huerman he was caught because i knew him he was caught within two weeks And I finally, I was perusing through and I was able to help him. And he's a Jehovah's Witness. He hasn't gone out in court. He might not ever, but he's indeed a Jehovah's Witness.
SPEAKER_01:What was he doing?
SPEAKER_00:He's a Long Island serial killer.
SPEAKER_01:When was he active?
SPEAKER_00:Just up until recently. He's been active for like 35 years or more. Who knows? Yeah, the Long Island serial killer out of Gilgo Beach. He's a brother. He's a Jehovah's Witness.
SPEAKER_01:Wow.
SPEAKER_00:And I knew who it was. I was trying to remember his name. I couldn't remember his name. I knew who he was. And then when Uncle Brent snapped, I was like, oh, God. And with Uncle Brent, then they caught Long Island. And it was because he's a Jehovah's Witness, too. but he's claiming that he's not guilty. So he's not going to, you know, that it'll probably take a long time for that to come out. If ever, who knows, but I'm saying it, there was a belt and there were some other things of, I said, he's a Jehovah's witness. Here's this belt. Whoops. My, my phone's about to go dead. Um, and I gave them the tip and I was working with some producers and, uh, called in the FBI, and then within two weeks he was caught. And I know that I'm the one that did it because the guy who I was tipping on, Brother Heuermann, is the one who was arrested. Like, I'm like, he wore a big baggy suit. He was big lug of a guy. He was a big lug. And I can't remember his name. But he, like, lived right across the street. And he was just inside about, you know, and I described it. I just couldn't remember his name. And then when they showed him, I'm like, that's him. And so they got him.
UNKNOWN:Wow.
SPEAKER_00:Mm hmm. So we'll see how that goes. I don't know. They probably need me to testify, but who knows?
SPEAKER_01:Yeah, you got to keep us posted on that.
SPEAKER_00:Yeah.
SPEAKER_01:I want to wrap this episode up.
SPEAKER_00:All right. Sounds like a plan. It was good.
SPEAKER_01:How can I reach you?
SPEAKER_00:Um, you can go to my YouTube, XJWSmurfGirlRoseBundy, on Twitter and Instagram, it's all the same. On Facebook, oh, go to WatcherAfterDirk.com, and, uh, yeah, just go to all those different, you know, XJW Smurf girl. I had to start over. So I'm on my third Instagram, third TikTok. So if you think you're subscribed, you're not. Because, you know, I'm always pushing the limits. You know, it's like you can always start over. You know, it's like I wanted to say what I needed to say. Even if it got me banned temporarily. It's like, don't matter. So I'm on my second and third accounts. So if you think you're subscribed, you're probably not. And so please do, because it's hard to start over all the time. And I promise I'm not going to try and get banned again. I was kind of trying to get banned. Like, what does it take? What does it take to get banned around here, you know?
SPEAKER_01:Yeah, we need you around.
SPEAKER_00:I know, it's weird. I just disappear, and it's odd.
SPEAKER_01:So, no, yeah, looking forward to it. And, man, I'm excited about it.
SPEAKER_00:Can't wait. Oh, and if you want to be on, just message me. You can Facebook message me, email me, you know, realrosebundy.gmail.com. Yeah, just message me, and we can have you on, and we can just talk. You know, let's talk stuff out, like a form of therapy, too.
SPEAKER_01:Yeah. Yeah, so looking forward to it. Catch us on the... Podcast platform of your choice. We push them out and push episodes out to over 20 different podcast platforms. So just look at Watchtower After Dark with Smurf Girl and Mitch. That's the name on the different podcast platforms. Like she mentioned, iHeartRadio, Apple. There's so many of them that we're on. So look us up. All right.
SPEAKER_00:That'd be great. And we're happy you woke up. And to you newbies, it's about time. Like, you know, it's about time. Thank God. I
SPEAKER_01:think when I left, I think we were destined to meet.
SPEAKER_00:I think so, too. Yeah. It's about time you wake up, too, Mitch. Because you're who I'm talking about. I can say, Mitch... you should have woke up a long time ago and i'm disappointed i'm glad you're well but if you could woke up like maybe eight years ago we you know we'd be big time by now oh we could see about time mitch i'm glad to see you though it's about time
SPEAKER_01:yeah i am here all right so yes we will see you on episode two on friday
SPEAKER_00:Yay. It's good to see you guys. Thanks for joining. All
SPEAKER_01:right.
SPEAKER_00:We'll see you next time. Love you. Bye.