Watchtower After Dark with Smurf Girl & Mitch
A no-holds-barred discussion of life, love, & politics while moving on from the Jehovah's Witness cult.
Watchtower After Dark with Smurf Girl & Mitch
Ep. 07 (audio only): WATCHTOWER AFTER DARK - DARK AND SCARY JEHOVAH'S WITNESS STUFF - ROSE BUNDY
When I text Ms. Rose Bundy and ask what the show will be about today, and she replies with, "it's a surprise", I know she is on her bullshit! LOL!
Prepare for a walk on the DARKSIDE in episode 7 of Watchtower After Dark. From Free Masons, to witchcraft, to tarot card readings (WTF), it's in here! Of course with the normal bullshitting shenanigans from Smurf Girl and ExJDub Mitch. Enjoy!
Say hi, Mitch.
SPEAKER_00:Hello. Hello. You threw me off with the demonized.
SPEAKER_01:I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
SPEAKER_00:You threw me off with the demonized.
SPEAKER_01:Yeah. I usually do. That's my thing. So, what are you drinking there? Are you drinking something?
SPEAKER_00:Coffee.
SPEAKER_01:Oh, good for you.
SPEAKER_00:I had, like, two hours of sleep.
SPEAKER_01:Oh, goodness. Are you still feeling, like, the dream desire to make videos and get your stuff out?
SPEAKER_00:Oh, yeah. That's, like, that's mostly what I'm doing. Like, I record. I'm editing. Then I'm coming up with new things. I lay down and go to sleep, and then new ideas pop in my head.
SPEAKER_01:Me too. It's getting a little bit better, but a little bit better. So, anyway, I want to talk about symbols and hidden meaning for something, because you know, with Lloyd Evans, he always butt heads about whether or not, you know, he doesn't understand certain symbols and stuff. And here in America, it's different. Like, here in America, you know, it's extremely different. With, uh, you know, fumes and stuff like that. With anything that... So here's my t-shirt.
SPEAKER_00:Oh, boy.
SPEAKER_01:Can you see it?
SPEAKER_00:Akron. The 81 supporter.
SPEAKER_01:Yeah, do you know what that
SPEAKER_00:is? No.
SPEAKER_01:That is a healthy t-shirt. The 81, and the way that they came up with it, being an 81 supporter, is the 8 is the 8 letter of the alphabet, which is H. And the first letter of the alphabet is H. So, A-H. Hells Angels. And so this is, you know, a Hells Angels supporter t-shirt. Because most people wouldn't want to walk around with, you know, a Hells
SPEAKER_00:Angels t-shirt. Gotcha. Yeah. Okay.
SPEAKER_01:And it's even on the back. And it's like, this is their t-shirt. And if I were to say O.D., one stands for the eighth letter of the alphabet, which is the letter A. And the first letter of the alphabet, which is the letter A. And that stands for H.A. No, I'm saying it wrong, sorry. H.A. for Hell's End. And that's what that's supposed to look like in the code. If I were to be told that that's a coincidence, when that's what the hell they do. You know what I mean. And I actually got this from a family member.
SPEAKER_00:Oh, wow.
SPEAKER_01:Because I have family members that are in that group. And so I walk around in my bean coat, and sometimes I walk around like this. This is me. That
SPEAKER_00:wasn't that bad. That didn't scare me.
SPEAKER_01:Okay.
SPEAKER_00:Why?
SPEAKER_01:No.
SPEAKER_00:It's
SPEAKER_01:okay. And it's a club, not a gang. Yeah. They don't like being called a gang. So they're not a gang.
SPEAKER_00:I don't know anything about it, so I can't say.
SPEAKER_01:I know. But it's like they've got t-shirts around it. And they have their own little pin code. You know, you have a secret handshake. You have a certain symbol. You do things as a group. You do things as a club. And when other people... Well, that is actually the one kind of thing. You have a club and somebody else who's not a part of the club thinks that it's a political influence. and doesn't understand
SPEAKER_00:who else has who else has secret handshakes and secret symbols
SPEAKER_01:um lots of
SPEAKER_00:people
SPEAKER_01:I know that we had a room when we had a clubhouse as a kid. What's the secret password? Lord of the Flies.
SPEAKER_00:Yeah. Oh my
SPEAKER_01:goodness. That irks me when I know that I've got teachers that I can go and walk around and people ask me what's the 81 support. Oh, it supports the 81, which is the Hells Angels. You know? Hells Angels. So anyway. And I want to apologize to people, I'm hearing like an echo, so if I'm talking a little different, it's because of the echo. And Mitch apparently doesn't hear it, but I hear it. I'm just letting you know. I'm just letting you know.
SPEAKER_00:You know why you're here?
SPEAKER_01:Why? Why?
SPEAKER_00:Because of the smurfing and Chucky you have
SPEAKER_01:there. I know. It's like, Chucky, knock him off. He was up all night, too. He was up all night, too. He was the
SPEAKER_00:one bobbing
SPEAKER_01:it. No. Now you're going to freak out.
SPEAKER_00:Watch
SPEAKER_01:Mitch go. Watch Mitch go. Another simple thing, Mitch, is this.
SPEAKER_00:Oh, damn.
SPEAKER_01:Look, I'm sorry. No, I'm not.
SPEAKER_00:Why in the hell do you have those?
SPEAKER_01:Because.
SPEAKER_00:You're making me sweat.
SPEAKER_01:No, well, see, I just bought this. I didn't make it myself. I was given this t-shirt. You buy this t-shirt. I
SPEAKER_00:know that, but why?
SPEAKER_01:And they have their own Masonic Tarot. And the reason why I bought it is because I was trying to prove a point to Lloyd Evans that you can't prove a point to him. He's like a bad ex-husband where, you know... He's like a bad ex-husband where, you know, you try to prove a point, he will not admit that you're right.
SPEAKER_00:I don't... I don't know, so I can't say. I don't
SPEAKER_01:know. No, he is. Or like a future ex-husband. And by the way, everybody, it's 10 o'clock in the morning. It's not even after dark. Well, it's... Right,
SPEAKER_00:right. It's dark. It's nighttime right now. Yeah. It turned nighttime for me when you showed me those damn cards.
SPEAKER_01:I know. I'm sorry.
SPEAKER_00:I'm sorry. Big baby.
SPEAKER_01:So anyway, I'm going to show you some of the cards. I'm not going to read them. I'm going to read off of them. The Empress. There's the high palace. The tower. Look at that. Look at that, Floyd Evans. Masonic tarot. Got a tower. The chariot. Got a ride. Oh, this one's risque. The world. The world. It's very rough. With the naked woman. Oh, there's a Lloyd card. There's a Lloyd card. The fool.
SPEAKER_00:It's
SPEAKER_01:also Arden Hansen.
SPEAKER_00:You're going to get me
SPEAKER_01:beat up. But unless it... There's the wheel of fortune. You know. And... You know the death of all the musicians. The death card. The hangman. Judgment. and justice. And then there's a lot of other ones that are kind of like a regular deck of cards, like it's gold and it's thick talisman, but it's like a deck of cards. And those are like the face cards. And so, you know, you see that there's a symbol on it. And they're tarot cards. And here's the back. It's got a pyramid, you know, all the guys, and the sun, and the checkerboard, and
SPEAKER_00:it's terrified. Okay, what does the sun mean?
SPEAKER_01:Um, what do you mean by the sun? It's the sun and the moon.
SPEAKER_00:Oh, okay.
SPEAKER_01:It's more of an ascetic type of thing.
SPEAKER_00:And what about the checkerboard?
SPEAKER_01:Um, that's King Solomon's Temple, actually. The floor of King Solomon's Temple.
SPEAKER_00:Well, is that supposed to symbolize, like, enlightenment, since it's Solomon?
SPEAKER_01:Um, yeah, well, the previous built, the King Solomon's Temple, they were the ones that built it.
SPEAKER_00:Gotcha, okay. Like
SPEAKER_01:they were the stonemasons that built the temple, and built the foundation, and built the floor, and from a bit, he built it, and like, I believe this is like the Charles C. A. Ruff,
SPEAKER_00:or
SPEAKER_01:like the Joseph
SPEAKER_00:Smith.
SPEAKER_01:A framing summary.
SPEAKER_00:Not
SPEAKER_01:to be offensive, but to explain.
SPEAKER_00:How do you know all of
SPEAKER_01:this? Because I've been hugely involved in it with power. and with family, with myself, for years. So like, I didn't learn this from like reading a book. And... So, okay.
SPEAKER_00:When you say you learned it from, like, the cult, you know, the religion cult, how? Like, somebody there is using those?
SPEAKER_01:Oh, I got you. Okay. All
SPEAKER_00:right.
SPEAKER_01:Like, and then they met, where you've got Freemason rings, you've got being a witness, and they're like this. And then there's you.
SPEAKER_00:Okay.
SPEAKER_01:That's how it was explained.
SPEAKER_00:Alright.
SPEAKER_01:And usually the witness is just like a tool for Freemason. Like, it's a tool.
SPEAKER_00:Okay.
SPEAKER_01:that they use to try and control
SPEAKER_00:and you said i think it was on like uh episode one or two you said you are you are one
SPEAKER_01:yeah yeah yeah well once you get initiated you're always You know, right? Like, once you're in COVID, like, once you're a baptized COVID witness, can you undo being a baptized COVID witness? Exactly. But, I actually like Freemason. Like, I enjoy it. Why? Because I know I know more than others. Others? You know, that I can look and have a teacher that other people won't know. I can give a handshake or I can look at a window and identify somebody else that other people wouldn't know. Other people wouldn't know. It's just how, it's like college education. Where I've had a college education and pre-made something. You know, and when you take class on it, you know, I've got a PhD in it. You know, where you wouldn't go to a psychiatrist or a psychologist and start, you know, or like a brain surgeon. Oh, well, you know. I heard that that instrument is, you know, stupid or something. When they're highly skilled at it. Or like when they're doing brain surgery with like microtype of equipment. And then you say, oh yeah, I know how to do that because I play video games. Yeah. Yeah, you know, I don't know. Like, I play Call of Duty, so I know how to be in war and shoot a gun, because I play Call of Duty, and I've got, like, you know, 11 million points for kills. You know, I'm a sniper on Call of Duty. You know, I sit... Sometimes I ask you things because
SPEAKER_00:people ask me. Are there dark things that go on like headquarters that, uh, I'm trying to think of how to word it. Okay, I'll just flat out ask you. Is there, like, witchcraft inside the organization?
SPEAKER_01:The whole thing is witchcraft. The whole thing. There's nothing that's not witchcraft. And anarchy. Witchcraft, anarchy, and fortune-telling. sign reading. Reading the signs. You know, you can't see it. I'm trying to do it because of my camera. When they stand there and they're like, it's the Bible. Welcome, brothers and sisters. Have you done well? You know, I'm leaving that. And they sit there with their pictures on the Bible. Now, imagine the Luigi board plan tech. This is the deck of territory, but I'm going to put it on the table. And I say, and I just go, oh, hey, mate. How's it going? Let's talk about yoga. Ooh. We can get on. Jehovah.
UNKNOWN:Jehovah.
SPEAKER_01:the whole it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's So, okay
SPEAKER_00:How would they? Because I heard they're in different congregations too. How does it pass around the organization?
SPEAKER_01:What do you mean? The demon stuff?
SPEAKER_00:Yeah, the witchcraft. How does it go from headquarters to congregations?
SPEAKER_01:Influence. Through the magazines?
UNKNOWN:Yeah.
SPEAKER_01:Somebody will read it. They'll see that thing with the tarot card. And what's the one thing that Jehovah's Witnesses do when they see anything they're told that they're not supposed to? You know, you better not fornicate. You better not lie. You better not do Ouija. Don't do terror.
SPEAKER_00:You
SPEAKER_01:know.
SPEAKER_00:I'm with the first two.
SPEAKER_01:But they always... Well, okay. For men. Don't masturbate. Don't watch porn. Oh, I think you froze on me. Oh, I think you froze on me.
SPEAKER_00:Okay, you're back. You froze.
SPEAKER_01:You froze.
SPEAKER_00:It's because of what we're talking about.
SPEAKER_01:What? What?
SPEAKER_00:It's because of what we're talking about.
SPEAKER_01:Yeah. Oh, I know you're like... With men, it's like, don't watch porn. Don't masturbate. Don't cheat on your eyes. You know, don't lie. And that's what they'll do. or don't do freemasonry whatever you do but with the women with women it's a woman thing with women it's a woman thing don't do Ouija don't do tarot don't tell spooky stories that are you know sleepover and they will and the women are the ones that are the most freaked out about Satan and demons And so it's a woman
SPEAKER_00:thing. Wow. I've had a couple of ex Jehovah's Witness women tell me that they looked into a witch. And they're like, I'm a witch, but not a bad witch. Like, I've had two tell me that. And I'm looking at my phone like...
SPEAKER_01:Them telling you they're a witch. Well, I was just talking to somebody else about it. I'm not going to say his name, but you know from yesterday? Yes, yes. You hooked me up with? And I said to him, I thought of it last night. A fake witch is someone who has to tell you they're a witch. A real witch is someone who is accused of being a witch.
SPEAKER_00:Oh, that's why you posted that. Okay, I get it. Okay, all right. Because if you have to tell
SPEAKER_01:somebody, then you're not. People will be like, I don't know, it's not so much about the scarcity or, you know. I'm not one, but I get accused in life. Or maybe I am.
SPEAKER_00:I'm a bit trying to think she's telling me not because she is, but she's trying to throw me off.
SPEAKER_01:I don't even, you know, it's like some people just try too hard. You don't become something like that by just wanting to be one. You get a reputation and... Other people make that. It is an irritation. You know what I'm saying?
SPEAKER_00:Yeah.
SPEAKER_01:Because I've never once said that I want one, but people will call me humanitis all the time. Millions of people call me that. I don't know. I don't know. And I'm trying to make them stop, and they won't. Maybe it's because I do things like this. You know, that's how I got the bad reputation.
SPEAKER_00:You do things, and you call yourself things, and so yeah.
SPEAKER_01:I don't call myself that. That is a title that you, and every one of us, you chose when you were a witness.
SPEAKER_00:I never did, no. I don't even like to say that word. Demonize
SPEAKER_01:Smurf Girl?
SPEAKER_00:The first word. Demonize? Yes. That's why I was afraid to talk to you at first.
SPEAKER_01:I was given the title. Like Faithful Slave, I was given the title. It was bestowed upon me. And me having a title like that, you know, where else would I get it? You know, being involved with what I was involved in. You know. You know. I'm, uh... What are you
SPEAKER_00:doing?
SPEAKER_01:Doing
SPEAKER_00:the turn. Ha ha ha! Ha ha ha!
SPEAKER_01:very much he's freaking out. I'm just shuffling it.
SPEAKER_00:Uncle Tony is not going to be happy.
SPEAKER_01:Oh, Uncle Tony loves it. He's probably laughing. He's drinking his ginseng. He's telling Uncle Tony... I'm shuffling it. I'm shuffling it. You're going to make him pass out. Do you believe in it then? It's just a different card. I'm thinking about it. I'm doing it.
SPEAKER_00:No. No.
SPEAKER_01:Will you really flip out if I do it?
SPEAKER_00:If you do what?
SPEAKER_01:If I read your thing?
SPEAKER_00:Oh, I wouldn't like that.
SPEAKER_01:Oh, you wouldn't?
SPEAKER_00:Good thing it's daytime.
SPEAKER_01:I know.
SPEAKER_00:You got my forehead sweating.
SPEAKER_01:Well, you know, there's a lot of tarot card setups in the magazine, too. You know what I mean?
SPEAKER_00:Like in their illustrations?
SPEAKER_01:Yeah, like Tara Blake's.
SPEAKER_00:And they always spell out
SPEAKER_01:one way or the other.
SPEAKER_00:So you mean when they use an illustration that have cards in it?
SPEAKER_01:Yeah, like that tarot card girl.
SPEAKER_00:Yeah.
SPEAKER_01:Looks like me doing this. We know the illustration that's like... Some witchy girl that looks exactly like me going...
SPEAKER_00:you you need to start uh you should go after them like like the college players they have the nil name and likeness you need to do that with them yeah yeah you know the one i really like though when you're riding a wild beast
SPEAKER_01:Oh, yeah.
SPEAKER_00:Oh, yeah.
SPEAKER_01:Like this?
SPEAKER_00:Yeah. Your hair is like that, too.
SPEAKER_01:Yeah. Yeah.
SPEAKER_00:It is you.
SPEAKER_01:It is you.
SPEAKER_00:Yeah, of
SPEAKER_01:course it's you.
SPEAKER_00:I used to stare at my magazine like, man, I don't know. I'll be like, that harlot is kind of
SPEAKER_01:hot. Well, thank you. Thank you. Like you
SPEAKER_00:said you said
SPEAKER_01:a
SPEAKER_00:few minutes ago everything they told us not to do I would do
SPEAKER_01:Yeah, yeah.
SPEAKER_00:Yeah That's just how I am. Like, you tell me not to do something, I'm just going to do it because I can.
SPEAKER_01:Yeah, yeah. And it even leaves women worse. And I miss that. Like, when we were talking about dating.
SPEAKER_00:Yeah, oh my goodness. Dating is
SPEAKER_01:so much fun.
SPEAKER_00:People are still talking to me about that episode.
SPEAKER_01:Really?
SPEAKER_00:Oh, yeah. It
SPEAKER_01:touched
SPEAKER_00:a lot of nerves, though.
SPEAKER_01:Oh, did it? Let's talk about it. Let's talk about
SPEAKER_00:it. Yeah, it touched a lot of nerves. So, because they're telling me, like... And these are, like, mostly females. And they're telling me, like, yeah, like... They told me to stop and think about it, because they asked, did I know... I know witness girls who got married at 18 and 19. So they said, stop and think about, did they turn 18 and just get interested in... And, you know, I was like, oh, damn. Like, it hit me, like, how young that's starting.
SPEAKER_01:Oh, yeah.
SPEAKER_00:Like, that episode, it triggered a lot of females. Yeah. And I'm like, I feel horrible.
SPEAKER_01:well do you really think that so that
SPEAKER_00:they
SPEAKER_01:can indicate that that's that's that's that's
SPEAKER_00:that's
SPEAKER_01:that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's don't take it yeah cause that back of the songbook cause that brother he was looking for a wife
SPEAKER_00:the wrist
SPEAKER_01:yeah the back of the songbook don't do that you're gonna pull
SPEAKER_00:up
SPEAKER_01:See, now I'm triggered. You know what feeling just came over me when you were doing that? That I want to cut your wrist off? You did!
SPEAKER_00:Yeah, that I
SPEAKER_01:literally want to cut your wrist off.
SPEAKER_00:I thought you were saying something else.
SPEAKER_01:No, I was going to cut
SPEAKER_00:it out. That's
SPEAKER_01:a joke. You know, I'm going to do.
SPEAKER_00:No. No. You showing your
SPEAKER_01:answers? Me the same doing this?
SPEAKER_00:That's why I distracted you so you could put the cards down.
SPEAKER_01:No, this is a joke. I'm just going to do it. Don't you want to do it? I can't see. I'm not going to show you. I'm just going to look. Oh, no. Uh-oh. You know what? Oh, you know what came up? The ace of swords. He's choking to death. He's choking to death. Too late, it's not gonna protect
SPEAKER_00:you. Oh boy, okay.
SPEAKER_01:Ace of Swords to your wrist. No, this is like Dungeons and Dragons.
SPEAKER_00:Oh, yeah.
SPEAKER_01:Ace of Swords to your wrist. I'm the queen of chalices. It's gonna Ace of Swords to your wrist. And then the three of mallet. I'm gonna mallet it afterwards. Judgment. Four Swords. Ten of Golds. And Justice.
SPEAKER_00:Booyah.
SPEAKER_01:Cabin Judge and Justice.
SPEAKER_00:Yes. Winning. You're sweaty. Isn't it hot where you at? I've
SPEAKER_01:got a hand button. You can read the hand button.
SPEAKER_00:What is the
SPEAKER_01:hand button? I did a reading as a master mason. Which is seven cards. Yeah, seven.
SPEAKER_00:Very interesting.
SPEAKER_01:Thank you. Thank you. This one will be for free and then watch. You'll be addicted to it afterwards if you want me to do it again.
SPEAKER_00:Nah. Probably not.
SPEAKER_01:Yeah, welcome to the psychic hotline. You'll have a swamp lot in a couple of weeks.
SPEAKER_00:I just can't.
SPEAKER_01:It can't freak people out.
SPEAKER_00:then and
SPEAKER_01:why do you want to know that it's because what's what you can see about it
SPEAKER_00:uh... all bad pictures
SPEAKER_01:and that's not all three three uh... you know you know it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's i wouldn't say scared i'm a little
SPEAKER_00:leery
SPEAKER_01:yeah
SPEAKER_00:yeah
SPEAKER_01:literally they're just a car it's like doing something
SPEAKER_00:but weird stuff happened
SPEAKER_01:What? What?
SPEAKER_00:I said weird things happen, though.
SPEAKER_01:Weird things happen.
SPEAKER_00:But we were, yeah, that's what I'm saying. Like, when we talk about certain things, and you know what I'm talking about, that one episode. What? Where you told me to look back. Oh. Yeah.
UNKNOWN:Yeah.
SPEAKER_01:I know, yeah. To everybody who doesn't know, I was talking, doing my thing, and all of a sudden this black orc shoots out, hits the wall, and goes into my chest. It made a noise. It went, mm-mm, into me. Into me. And I posted it. You can find it on my Instagram. And I think my TikTok too.
SPEAKER_00:Yeah, TikTok too. That's where I looked at it. I was like, nah. Because you told me to look at it while I was editing. And I'm like, ah. It's probably light or something.
SPEAKER_01:It made a noise. That's what I was thinking, too. I was thinking maybe it was a fly.
SPEAKER_00:Yeah, that's what I was thinking. That's an insect.
SPEAKER_01:But it made a big noise. It made like a... Like that. And then it went...
SPEAKER_00:Freaking me the hell out.
SPEAKER_01:Yeah, me too.
SPEAKER_00:It's because of what you were talking about.
SPEAKER_01:Yeah, we were talking about your parents. Did anything happen with your parents?
UNKNOWN:Yeah.
SPEAKER_01:What? What? No. Are you sure? Are you sure? Yeah. Okay. Okay. But it was what we were talking about. And I had my eyes shut.
SPEAKER_00:You what?
SPEAKER_01:It even followed my eyes. Like my eyes were shut. And it kind of... People have to go look.
SPEAKER_00:Yeah.
SPEAKER_01:Because it was weird. It was weird.
SPEAKER_00:It was weird.
SPEAKER_01:It was like an orb. A dark orb. I
SPEAKER_00:still think it was a fly.
SPEAKER_01:It made noise though. It made noise though. I was thinking maybe two.
SPEAKER_00:That's what I'm telling myself.
SPEAKER_01:I'm
SPEAKER_00:telling myself. It was a horsefly.
SPEAKER_01:I would have seen it. No, because there was a fly and I was chewing it. That was not it. And it disappeared into the air. So... Did you change the subject?
SPEAKER_00:I was trying to think of anything, too. I know. Tell the weather there.
SPEAKER_01:Especially with
SPEAKER_00:this coat on. I don't even see how you can do it. I'm sweating right now just from what you're talking about.
SPEAKER_01:I know. I'm sorry. You're the one who brought it up.
SPEAKER_00:I have to face my fears head on because these are things that people want to know. So I'm brave and I ask you. I'm being brave and I ask you.
SPEAKER_01:Anything else? What else?
SPEAKER_00:What else do they say about Smurf Girl? People surprise me because like... don't comment you know on social media but then they reach out to me they'd be like hey when smurf girl said this or hey i like you and smurf girl and like i'm like oh wow they're probably a little afraid of you like i was
SPEAKER_01:oh don't be yeah
SPEAKER_00:I'd say she's nice, you know. She'd talk about weird stuff every once in a
SPEAKER_01:while. Hey, you know, it's like, it needs to be broached, and then when you break it up, other people bring it up. You know, it's bringing up a subject, broaching a subject for the first time. You know. And, like, what do you expect of the wild beast? The wild beast has got brooch. I've got to publicly do some wild beast type of behavior, which is I've got to smoke, drink, do some hair. Wild beast. Wild beast.
SPEAKER_00:What do you like to drink? Fireball. That's what keeps you so fiery.
SPEAKER_01:Yeah. they
SPEAKER_00:uh they're very like you always impress them with like all the knowledge you have from a young age about the organization
SPEAKER_01:like
SPEAKER_00:yeah
SPEAKER_01:yeah I had already started reading all the literature. I could read by the age of two and by the age of five. And having special time in what I went through, I had a lot of time to sit and read. And that's all I read. And I had access to The Junkyard. And all that old literature that they would get thrown out, all the surrounding paper malls, all that old literature that they were supposed to learn, they would send it to our publisher. And so I would then take the parts that I didn't have to have a complete library, and I would secretly pick it. That was like my dirty little secret.
SPEAKER_00:Why did they want them to burn it?
SPEAKER_01:Because of all the crazy things. I mean, why do you think they want to burn all that old literature? Like studies and scriptures, you know.
UNKNOWN:Hmm.
SPEAKER_01:There's some shocking things in that literature, right? Where, considering all the demonized things that are in that literature, that is exactly what they would want. Like, we need to burn this. And when you burn something, like with this, They're on the set of scriptures that the wings will be dead. This kind of looks like the set of scriptures, you know? And it's like, we need to burn them. What's going to happen when you burn them like that in half?
SPEAKER_00:What?
SPEAKER_01:Making me leave something. I don't know. No, the funny thing is... Is when there's one team and I even I heard everything was like in 82 mm-hmm that was Weegee boards And the old literature was always over like And I mean I of all the surrounding congregations, including our own, they would send their weirdo demonite toys, all the old literature, tarot cards, all of that stuff, they would send it to the south of the yard to be burned. All at the same time. And we would burn it all together. So, you know, I remember when we were at the cell, you know, where this teacher came from. And we're throwing those smurfs, stuffed animals, you know, and he kept doing this and doing this and doing this. And then, you know, Kingdom Hall says that's all to the self-regard. The old literature, the studies of the scriptures, the rainbow space. And so we were like, well, this big pile of stuff needs to be burned. And because we were witnesses, the organization trusted us that it would get burned, they asked. We were like the only ones in charge that they could trust the burn. And so we would burn it, but we would burn it all together. And we'd be, you know, it's like, you know, we'd throw, like, we'd be throwing, like, a card, you know, we'd be throwing it into the burn barrel. If we, this is new, when they're burning that fetish, they don't burn cells, and they split cells out to our turn. What else is being best? Like all together. Like you can't take a bunch of washtubbers and a bunch of tarot cards and Ouija boards and what they're all out getting rid of and then wanting it all to alternate and it gets all burned together. What does that end up happening?
UNKNOWN:What?
SPEAKER_01:i don't know i don't know and most witnesses this is the conundrum though they're the ones that started and they're the ones that did it most of them would probably say oh then why are they so careful you can't be paranoid and then when i tell you when you send your old literature and it gets all burnt together And then you have this story about yourself. Well, that's where it's coming from. You know, and most people would be like, would that be a thing? Could that really happen? Who knows? It could just be satanic. It could just be, like, complete mess there, yeah. Or
SPEAKER_00:it could be real. What do you think? I've talked to some people and they're like, I'm talking about ex-witnesses, and they feel there's no such thing as a spirit world or demons. They say it's just all made up to scare us.
SPEAKER_01:Um... I've seen the Jehovah's Witness behavior. At first I used to be that way too. I used to say I don't believe in demons. But now that I've seen Jehovah's Witness behavior and how evil they are, I 100% believe in demons and I know that they are a pest.
SPEAKER_00:Yeah.
UNKNOWN:Yeah.
SPEAKER_01:of whether it's a mental thing or
SPEAKER_00:yeah i like i wholeheartedly believe it like it was a
SPEAKER_01:uh
SPEAKER_00:one of my friends, a creator, and she posted a video. She went on a live, by mistake, and it was like a Jehovah's Witness live.
SPEAKER_01:Oh, yeah.
SPEAKER_00:Like, the way they were talking to her and taunting her and talking about her, but all the while claiming to be Jehovah's Witnesses, but they sounded crazed. Oh! Oh! Yeah. And they want to call us crazy and under demonic influence, but the way they act and the way they talk, you know, when they're supposed to be a Christian and they're telling me to go hang myself, like, yeah, I think they're influenced.
SPEAKER_01:Oh, no one is quite fully meaningful.
SPEAKER_00:Yeah.
SPEAKER_01:As we're just trying to be nice.
SPEAKER_00:Yep.
SPEAKER_01:I'm not going to be nice.
UNKNOWN:Yeah.
SPEAKER_01:and and and and and and and and and and and
SPEAKER_00:and Oh, this is one of my favorites. I'll be laughing when I watch God destroy you. Like, they like to tell me that.
SPEAKER_01:Well, well. I can't wait for them to be destroyed.
UNKNOWN:Mm-hmm.
SPEAKER_00:Yeah, they say some pretty ugly things. Yeah.
SPEAKER_01:Because we make the news like they
SPEAKER_00:do. No.
SPEAKER_01:No. You know? Like, how funny.
SPEAKER_00:That's a good
SPEAKER_01:point. Yeah, you don't see an extra whole switch of prostate. You know? Yeah. Well, sometimes.
SPEAKER_00:Yeah. Now
SPEAKER_01:I remember that most recent one That was done years ago And I did it for my stepfather as a big giant. And I'm like, oh, you can become the wild beast. And that was just a joke. And I'm like, here you go, because why'd you do that? And I said, because you always call me. So it was a portrait, you know, I had a friend, just like this. You know, just had somebody paint a portrait of me. And I gave it, and I remember, I think it was Miles and Jeremy that took it. Mark Sanderson and Jeremy. And they were like, I was like 19 when it was painted. It was a long time ago.
SPEAKER_00:Wow.
SPEAKER_01:A long time ago. Unless it's a recreation, but I think it's the same one.
SPEAKER_00:Okay. So I guess that shows that the Wild
SPEAKER_01:Wilds won the organization. I win. Cheers. Cheers. Cheers.
SPEAKER_00:Oh, I'm sorry, hold on,
SPEAKER_01:hold on. There you go. Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh,
SPEAKER_00:oh, oh. Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
UNKNOWN:Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
SPEAKER_01:Oh, oh, oh, oh,
SPEAKER_00:oh, oh, oh,
SPEAKER_01:oh, oh. Oh, oh,
SPEAKER_00:oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh. Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh. Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
SPEAKER_01:Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh. Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh. Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh. Oh, oh, oh, oh,
SPEAKER_00:When you text me and when I asked what are we going to talk about today, and you told me, and then scary stuff, I was like, ah, hell, so I went
SPEAKER_01:and got that.
SPEAKER_00:It is, it is. That's why I call it Watchtower After Dark.
SPEAKER_01:Yep, yep. Oh, drinking. Oh, we have to do drinking game alert. It's too late.
SPEAKER_00:Oh, yeah. We have to remember. It
SPEAKER_01:would be the word tarot cards. Tarot cards.
UNKNOWN:No.
SPEAKER_00:I cannot believe you brought those.
SPEAKER_01:They've been sitting over there the whole
SPEAKER_00:time. You enjoy, like, bothering me.
SPEAKER_01:I know. I'm
SPEAKER_00:protecting myself.
SPEAKER_01:I hope the echo doesn't affect
SPEAKER_00:people. Nah, they don't care. They came for the t-shirt.
SPEAKER_01:They
SPEAKER_00:came for the t-shirt.
SPEAKER_01:Well, you know what's funny, too, about the symbols? Us that are Americans, we get it. You know what I mean? We're the ones that have got a pyramid on a dollar bill.
SPEAKER_00:You
SPEAKER_01:know, it wasn't that long ago, like in the 90s, that people noticed what the pyramid on the dollar bill meant.
SPEAKER_00:What did that mean?
SPEAKER_01:You know, the pyramid of the all-seeing
SPEAKER_00:guy. And that
SPEAKER_01:this priest makes money on our money. That's like one year's priest.
SPEAKER_00:People started to
SPEAKER_01:fold the dollar and see the dollar. And that's an American thing. And the Jehovah's Witness is an American religion. And so leave it to somebody who's not American to not understand. And that irks me. That's like, oh, well, what about the dollar bill? Forget about the witnesses. What about the dollar bill? The pyramid on the dollar. And the Freemasonry on our bill, the Freemasonry of the majority of the Presidents of the United States, like, all of them with five of them or something, are Freemasons. Look at George Washington. If you look at the Presidents of the United States, and then you put Charles T. Russell with his own spirit in it, How is that not a disgusting thing?
SPEAKER_00:Mm-hmm.
SPEAKER_01:You know, you gotta... You gotta... You gotta... You gotta... You gotta... You gotta... You gotta... You gotta... You gotta... what about
SPEAKER_00:no we talked about it a little bit before but the members of the governing body you you think they all are
SPEAKER_01:um Like, they're not cowgirls, Charles Tate Ruff. Like, I actually have cowgirls, Charles Tate Ruff. And they would never be Ruff. Like, are they the equivalent of Charles Tate Ruff? No. Just what he did as a human being. Like what they've
SPEAKER_00:turned it into?
SPEAKER_01:Yeah.
UNKNOWN:Uh-huh.
SPEAKER_01:Because it could have been something a little bit bad for us. Like, it really could have. And instead, they just basically said none of us wanted to be a part of it. I remember back when we were younger, because we were the same age, where I was proud to be a journalist for a break.
UNKNOWN:Yeah.
SPEAKER_01:not so much
SPEAKER_00:no not now no yeah that's what me and my other friends we talk about it's like uh it was different back when we were you know coming up in it like you were proud but now it's like a laughing stock now i'm glad i'm away from it
SPEAKER_01:yeah yeah i remember Watched our women hanging around with the infants, you know, going back behind the stage, knowing the found guys being all being related to some of them. And it was actually something to be proud
SPEAKER_00:of.
SPEAKER_01:And when it was actually growing, when it was actually growing, when there were congregations splitting, and more Kingdom Halls being split. And that it was becoming something amazing in the late 80s.
SPEAKER_00:Yep, the late 80s, yeah. The three-day quick deal.
SPEAKER_01:Yeah.
SPEAKER_00:Going
SPEAKER_01:in the open was so frustrating. And now it's not anymore. It's because all of the health
SPEAKER_00:tokens left. Yeah, the ones now, you can just tell they have no backbone and they have no substance. They are weak.
SPEAKER_01:Yeah, yeah.
SPEAKER_00:Usually, I only have to say one or two things to them, and they just, like, disappear and stop talking to me.
SPEAKER_01:Well, it's all those folks and weirdos that are...
SPEAKER_00:Nobody
SPEAKER_01:wants to invite those people in for a viral Friday
SPEAKER_00:Sunday. When we were talking about... Oh, being nice to them. And, you know... You said you're not mean to them. I try to be nice so that they'll listen to me. But if they say the wrong thing... The other day, somebody said something to me that pissed me off so bad. They commented on one of my posts. And they said, don't blame Jehovah. Blame your parents for raising you wrong. and i that i i got pissed i had to take that one to the uh the direct message and i i gave them an earful
SPEAKER_01:yeah yeah yeah
SPEAKER_00:well they are abusers
SPEAKER_01:yeah yeah yeah shut
SPEAKER_00:up
SPEAKER_01:I'm not gonna get into, like, okay. You know, thousands of them. Even, like, 4,875,000 at this point just from J.W. Maxx fighting in my camp. Not really the biggest bug, you know. And am I going to waste my time on all those thousands of guys trying to wake them up? No. It's pointless. It's pointless. Like, at some point, I had, like, a few hundred secret readings of me trying to wake them up, and it was so perverted, and so every single one of them ended up in a marriage proposal. Oh, my goodness.
SPEAKER_00:Every
SPEAKER_01:single
SPEAKER_00:one. Wow.
SPEAKER_01:And then I'm wanting to come see me, and I'm like, well, the only way to come see me is if you wake up. And the funny thing is that they were willing in an instant to throw the organization. Just okay. I'm awake. I'm awake. I'm awake. I'm awake. I'm awake.
SPEAKER_00:I'm awake. I'm awake.
SPEAKER_01:I'm awake. I'm awake.
UNKNOWN:I'm awake. I'm awake. I'm awake. I'm awake.
SPEAKER_01:I'm awake. I'm awake. I'm awake. I'm awake. I'm awake. I'm awake. I'm awake. I'm awake. I'm awake. I'm awake. I'm awake. I'm awake.
UNKNOWN:I'm awake.
SPEAKER_01:It's like I would love to be trans. But you can't be a
SPEAKER_00:widow. Well, most witness men are widows. What? Most Jehovah's Witness men are widows.
SPEAKER_01:They're like
SPEAKER_00:sexually suppressed and
SPEAKER_01:they're just weird. Oh yeah. They don't know how to ask around.
SPEAKER_00:no
SPEAKER_01:that's a shame yeah yeah yeah well it's taught that a male and a female can't be friends
SPEAKER_00:mhm yeah
SPEAKER_01:which means we can teach them that this is how normal human beings
SPEAKER_00:Act. I don't know. We'll see. When I was a teenager, I had a lot of female friends. Like, in a religion. Like, in a religion, yeah. I didn't want to hang with dudes.
SPEAKER_01:And that's why you went to a fellowship place.
SPEAKER_00:No, but I know. I didn't do anything with them. I didn't do anything sexual with them. I just liked
SPEAKER_01:their
SPEAKER_00:company. I just liked their company.
SPEAKER_01:Mm-hmm. And that's why I know you. No, I knew you as a Jehovah's Witness. We knew each other. You don't think I didn't know Mitch? They're only trying to drive me to Tucson to be a sibling. I want to go to Tucson to be a sibling. See if
SPEAKER_00:I can make your smurf move.
SPEAKER_01:What?
SPEAKER_00:See if I can make your smurf move. Yeah.
SPEAKER_01:See? Even when you guys wake up, they still have zero games.
SPEAKER_00:Whatever.
SPEAKER_01:I'm protecting
SPEAKER_00:myself. I can tell so many stories, but I'm not going to do that. I'm protecting myself. People think I'm good and innocent, so... I'll let them keep thinking it.
SPEAKER_01:When you raise your witness, you're not innocent.
SPEAKER_00:No. That's why I laugh at them. I'm like, okay, you think I'm innocent. Okay.
SPEAKER_01:Mm-hmm.
SPEAKER_00:Yeah. No. So many people, mainly guys, have told me after they get to know me, man, you're pretty cool. Like, when I first met you, I just thought you were, like, some nerdy guy.
SPEAKER_01:Yeah? Yeah. Oh, there's people I think you're cool?
UNKNOWN:Yeah.
SPEAKER_00:I almost gave you the finger, but I'm like, oh! I have to keep my good image.
SPEAKER_01:Yeah. I'm your co-host, and I've never once called you cool.
SPEAKER_00:It's because we talk so much. You're used to the coolness.
SPEAKER_01:No. I'm just teasing. Oh, Mitch, you're so cool! You're so cool.
SPEAKER_00:I don't need to hear that.
SPEAKER_01:No, I tell other people, I never say it to your face. It's like, you know. I'm like, yeah, I can say it, you know, I just wash my clothes, I mean, something.
SPEAKER_00:You say that, huh? Yeah, yeah.
SPEAKER_01:No, I say you're a big, giant dope. Is that going to make people watch? Well,
SPEAKER_00:now you're telling me, you just said a few minutes ago I'm not cool.
SPEAKER_01:No, that's just because I like to pick on you.
SPEAKER_00:Oh my goodness, man. You still have the Jehovah's Witness
SPEAKER_01:part before you get easily paranoid.
SPEAKER_00:Oh my goodness. No, I'm paranoid.
UNKNOWN:Oh!
SPEAKER_01:He's so cool. He's so cool. He's so sweet on camera. Let's say all the cool things about Mitch to make his reasons and to make himself feel better. Mitch looks so sweet at 9 o'clock in the morning.
SPEAKER_00:It's nice, huh?
SPEAKER_01:Yeah, it is. It is. It's weird being in the city, you know. At night. Oh my
SPEAKER_00:goodness.
SPEAKER_01:Poor Mitch. You can cut this part out.
SPEAKER_00:We keep everything. Okay.
SPEAKER_01:Let's make a list of all the things that we should be cool about. You have cool headphones. You have such cool headphones. You have such cool headphones.
SPEAKER_00:Glasses. Why are you bothering me?
SPEAKER_01:You still
SPEAKER_00:got the cards?
SPEAKER_01:What?
SPEAKER_00:You still have those cards?
SPEAKER_01:Yes. Yeah, do it again.
SPEAKER_00:So you leave me alone. That's bad when I want you to play with the cards. That's bad.
SPEAKER_01:I know. I know. No, you like it. He always turns you instantly. You're addicted now, aren't you? There you are. You're addicted. So I'm selling, everyone. I'm selling something from eBay. My old meeting clothes. It's going to be a
SPEAKER_00:witness man ordered.
SPEAKER_01:Yep, they're going to be collector's items.
SPEAKER_00:And he's going to go to the shrine.
SPEAKER_01:Yeah, oh, oh, oh, oh. We like Smurf girls demonize clothes. Guaranteed, at Bethel Behind the Scenes, they've got to shine.
SPEAKER_00:Oh, yeah?
SPEAKER_01:Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Well, I gave them a lot of stuff. Everything except the Smurf. Do you know how much money the Smurfers were? That's the original Smurf.
SPEAKER_00:Oh my goodness.
SPEAKER_01:Are
SPEAKER_00:you ready? Are you ready? Are you ready for what?
SPEAKER_01:Oh, what question do you want to ask?
SPEAKER_00:What do you mean? Ask the card. I don't
SPEAKER_01:know. Oh, I'm going to ask, is Mitch cool? Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh.
UNKNOWN:Oh.
SPEAKER_01:who will be able to work for it net net net net net net it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's Guess something. Guess. Oh,
SPEAKER_00:you'll pick judgment again.
SPEAKER_01:It's
SPEAKER_00:like a theme, wouldn't it? Uh-oh.
SPEAKER_01:Hangman.
SPEAKER_00:Hangman. Not
SPEAKER_01:cool.
SPEAKER_00:Oh, man.
SPEAKER_01:Give you a few words.
SPEAKER_00:Wow. I know I'm cool, so there's that.
SPEAKER_01:No, you're cool.
SPEAKER_00:Mama told me to believe in myself.
SPEAKER_01:I'm just teasing. You know I'm teasing.
SPEAKER_00:I know you're teasing.
SPEAKER_01:No, it seems like you're teasing.
SPEAKER_00:No, no, that's That's
SPEAKER_01:not being lippy. That's
SPEAKER_00:respect. I don't know. Was Mitch being respectful?
SPEAKER_01:Let me see. I'm respectful to everyone. Yeah, you are. Uh-oh. The Hermit. That's
SPEAKER_00:you. That's you. I can't even do that. I am
SPEAKER_01:a hermit. Me
SPEAKER_00:too. This is my
SPEAKER_01:hermit about. My hermit co-host. Hermit me.
UNKNOWN:Hermit me.
SPEAKER_00:That's like, sometimes I'm just like alone and I'm just like, let me see what Rose is doing.
SPEAKER_01:I know, I know. Nothing much. Oh wait, I'm not a witch. I'm a bitch. I'm a bitch. I'm a bitch.
SPEAKER_00:You, you, like... You give that persona, but I know you. You're like a little teddy bear.
SPEAKER_01:Yeah. Yeah. No, I'm a brass doll.
SPEAKER_00:You what?
SPEAKER_01:I'm a brass doll.
SPEAKER_00:For real. For real. That's accurate. Even some of the pictures you make, the art, you look like a Bratz doll.
SPEAKER_01:That's just me. I didn't
SPEAKER_00:even make
SPEAKER_01:it.
SPEAKER_00:I'm like,
SPEAKER_01:hey, hey, hey, how do you depict me? This. Like, yeah. So
SPEAKER_00:that I'm
SPEAKER_01:forced to dress that
SPEAKER_00:way. I showed, uh, I showed my daughter and her friend the smurf picture you made of me with the hat.
SPEAKER_01:Yeah.
SPEAKER_00:And the cigar. Oh my god, they thought it was the coolest thing.
SPEAKER_01:Really?
SPEAKER_00:Oh yeah. Does
SPEAKER_01:that mean I'm cool?
UNKNOWN:Yep.
SPEAKER_00:I told him you made it. Okay, you want to know how you came up? Okay. I was out on the patio just chilling, relaxing, smoking my cigar, and her and her friend came out, and you know, can we sit with you? And I'm like, yeah, I don't care. And her friend just looked at me, and she was like, who's Smurf girl? And I just, like, smoked out of my mouth laughing, and I'm like, what do you mean? Like, why are you asking me that? Remember, I like last week I showed you the graphic I wanted but I jotted it down on my notebook and sent you a picture of the diagram and the tree I wanted and everything so on the one on the left she was apparently being nosy and read it and she said they caught her attention that I wrote Smurf Girl so she wanted to know all about it so I ended up telling her all kind of stuff and I was like she made me a smurf and I showed them and they went crazy
SPEAKER_01:that was just
SPEAKER_00:amazing Oh, yeah, that was Wednesday night.
SPEAKER_01:Cool. Waking up.
SPEAKER_00:Oh, my daughter, she's not in it.
SPEAKER_01:Good, good. Good, good, too.
SPEAKER_00:Now she has a girlfriend.
SPEAKER_01:Oh, yeah. That's got to be.
SPEAKER_00:I told her I'd rather have a girl than a boyfriend. I told her guys are yucky.
SPEAKER_01:You didn't mean that yucky, right? What'd you do? What'd you do? It's like, no, Dad says, guys, you have to be happy.
SPEAKER_00:I told her that I'd rather her be with a female.
SPEAKER_01:Yeah?
SPEAKER_00:Yeah.
SPEAKER_01:No, she...
SPEAKER_00:She told us about, uh... I don't know, like, almost two years ago. Yeah, she told us. And, uh... Like, you know, we were still in. Oh, yeah. Yeah, and I... I told them just me personally. Like, I couldn't... I can't stop talking to my kids. Like, no matter what they did, I told her I would always talk to you. Because that was her problem. Like, what would you do if i told you i was different like that with my sexuality and then yeah and i was like fully in i was a ministerial servant and i yeah i told her i can't stop talking to my kids that's just not
SPEAKER_01:life is about you know
SPEAKER_00:yeah
SPEAKER_01:i don't know yeah yeah we were told so much that we were supposed to be that we're just we are yeah and if she's she's Dress up like a
SPEAKER_00:witch. Oh my
SPEAKER_01:goodness.
SPEAKER_00:She... Whatever
SPEAKER_01:she wants. She
SPEAKER_00:does. She dresses like an evil clown.
SPEAKER_01:No.
SPEAKER_00:I'm going to try to find this picture real quick. But she... Like her and one of her friends, that's what they do. They'll go to the mall, but they'll be fully dressed in like cosplay. So one day, she did not tell me. Because of what happened when I was young, it was like this serial killer in the Chicago area, and he dressed as a clown.
SPEAKER_01:Oh!
SPEAKER_00:Yeah, I hate clowns. And so she did not tell me she was dressing as one that day. She asked me, can you take me to my friends. I'm like, sure. I had to go with her. She's in the car, and she's in full clown mode. She did it on purpose to bother me. I'm trying to find a picture, but yeah.
SPEAKER_01:John Wayne Casey.
SPEAKER_00:Ah, he scared the crap out of me.
SPEAKER_01:Yeah. And it was also because it was so ugly.
SPEAKER_00:Yeah. I was in the Chicago area when that happened, and yeah, Yeah, all of the kids my age, we were just terrified.
SPEAKER_01:Imagine having to coach folks in the same bed with your dad. You're going and sticking in jail for an overnight visit. That's not so safe.
SPEAKER_00:Yeah. I'm determined to find this picture. But, yeah, I'm laughing, because when you said cosplay, that is her. Like, she likes to do that.
SPEAKER_01:That's true, yeah. Mine does, too. She likes, um, the...
SPEAKER_00:The what? Like, Tsubasa. I don't even get it. I feel like a
SPEAKER_01:nerd. She likes all that. We went to Comic-Con. Like, can you imagine me going to Comic-Con?
SPEAKER_00:No.
SPEAKER_01:And Baby Smurf is dressed all up. Forget what it was. Like, something like Ira. something like that. Oh, and then Assassin's Creed.
SPEAKER_00:Oh, I like that game.
SPEAKER_01:Smurf rolling baby Smurf. Dress up all Assassin's Creed. Wow.
SPEAKER_00:Wow. If people would have
SPEAKER_01:known.
SPEAKER_00:Okay, here it is. Hopefully you can see it.
SPEAKER_01:Oh, how cute. I love it. I want to come and dress up with her.
SPEAKER_00:You think you're going to come
SPEAKER_01:dress up with her? Yes.
SPEAKER_00:What would you be?
SPEAKER_01:A comic. I'd dress up all crazy Ted Bundy. I'd just be myself. I am Comic-Con. I am just Comic-Con myself.
SPEAKER_00:When you said that, I was like, oh, it's a normal day.
SPEAKER_01:A normal day. It's a normal day. Who's the actor that plays the animal lector?
SPEAKER_00:Oh, uh... Anthony Hopkins.
SPEAKER_01:Yeah, it's like him walking to Comic-Con. Like, what are you going to dress up as, Anthony? You'll be like, I'm going to pose myself.
SPEAKER_00:Yeah.
SPEAKER_01:Or like the guy who played Freddy Krueger.
UNKNOWN:Mm-hmm.
SPEAKER_01:Yo buddy
SPEAKER_00:Sanderson
SPEAKER_01:You know he likes comic books. You know he does. You know he's totally into Star Wars, Star Trek, Deep Space Nine, Dungeons and Dragons,
SPEAKER_00:Pokemon. I can kind of see it, yeah.
SPEAKER_01:He's got pogs in his wallet. I remember there was a joke, oh my god, where he was like in his 20s, like 27, and I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, And it was. No. And it was like several pogs. It was like his favorite
SPEAKER_00:pog. Oh my
SPEAKER_01:goodness. Wow.
SPEAKER_00:Oh, boy. That is
SPEAKER_01:true. Because everybody thought Mark Sanderson carries a condom in his wallet. And I was like, no.
SPEAKER_00:That's his favorite pod. I wasn't... When you were saying all this stuff about it, I wasn't believing it until you just said that. What? When you were asking me, you know, can't you see Mark being into this or into this, I was like, ah, but then now that you tell me that, I'm
SPEAKER_01:like, yeah. Oh, man. Of the way I tease you, you don't think I didn't tease you growing up?
SPEAKER_00:Now I feel better. I feel better now. Thank you.
SPEAKER_01:Yeah. I tease you just like I tease him.
SPEAKER_00:That mean you know I'm cool.
SPEAKER_01:Yeah, you're cool. Sorry.
SPEAKER_00:Oh, man.
SPEAKER_01:Well, anyway, it's been an hour and a half. That's Swash or Dark. We're done. Another show. Under our belt.
SPEAKER_00:That was number seven.
SPEAKER_01:seven lucky
SPEAKER_00:seven we have to do something special for the tenth one
SPEAKER_01:okay okay i'll think of
SPEAKER_00:something yeah think of something
SPEAKER_01:we'll dress up oh wait oh yeah yeah can
SPEAKER_00:you see it
SPEAKER_01:Yeah.
SPEAKER_00:And look, look at this.
SPEAKER_01:Cute. So where can they get that?
SPEAKER_00:They can order it through me.
SPEAKER_01:Okay.
SPEAKER_00:They can order it through me.
SPEAKER_01:I'm going to try to design some washers. Yes. That'll
SPEAKER_00:be good.
SPEAKER_01:That'll be good.
SPEAKER_00:I would wear you on my chest.
SPEAKER_01:all right i appreciate them they made me who i am today if it wasn't for the 81 i would have never survived Because my uncle Ricky, who was a part of the 81, he would walk around with a great army jacket, like hats, leather bags, stuff like that. And he would come to the meeting with his big black boots on. And I just thought that was the coolest thing. So I dressed up as Uncle Ricky. Uncle Ricky! Uncle Ricky! And it Hmm, okay. And so when I break the record, I expect all the people behind me to be held accountable. Or anybody else to be there. Okay. Be great. Well, anyway, thanks, Mitch. So how can everybody find you?
SPEAKER_00:Just type in on any social media, XJW, EXJWB. Okay,
SPEAKER_01:yeah, but it's right here. Right on it. I'm those buddies. You can find us on all of us. Google us. That's the thing. Google both of us.
SPEAKER_00:We're Google-able.
SPEAKER_01:Yep, we are. Oh, goodness. We're Google-able. You made it, Mary Tyler Moore. You're Google-able.
SPEAKER_00:For real. And for me to be Google-able alongside you, it's an honor.
SPEAKER_01:Yep. It is. No, for me to be Google-able with you, we're a team.
SPEAKER_00:We are a team. That deserves a fifth ball.
SPEAKER_01:Love you, Mitch.
SPEAKER_00:Love you, too. All right.
SPEAKER_01:Good night, everybody. Have a great one. This is Wash, Wash, Your Darkness. Love you. Have a good one. Bye,
SPEAKER_00:Mitch.
UNKNOWN:Bye.