Watchtower After Dark with Smurf Girl & Mitch
A no-holds-barred discussion of life, love, & politics while moving on from the Jehovah's Witness cult.
Watchtower After Dark with Smurf Girl & Mitch
Ep. 08 (audio only): WATCHTOWER AFTER DARK - TRIGGERED FROM JEHOVAH'S WITNESS STUFF - ROSE BUNDY
**TRIGGER WARNING!!**
What's a great episode without stirring the pot to get EXJW Smurf Girl's blood boiling! It began like any other episode, Rose bashing the Jehovah's Witness cult about their September 2025 broadcast (complete trash). And then, I ask Rose to explain who Smurf Girl is and why she is so angry........a legitimate question from newer listeners/viewers that we are TRYING to reach to raise awareness. And the fun began. Rose got triggered and let the mic and camera have it! But isn't she so cute when she's angry? LOL! Enjoy!
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Well, hey, everybody. It's Watchtower After Dark with Smurf Girl and Mitch. How you doing, Mitch?
SPEAKER_00:I'm doing great. How are you?
SPEAKER_02:I'm great. I'm great. We just came back from the trenches of the September broadcast. We've got some stuff to discuss, Mitch. So what did you think? It was kind of humdrum at first, like, oh, they're just talking about loss. But then I really started to get into it, and I'm like, wait Wait a second. That hits way too close to
SPEAKER_00:home. What part?
SPEAKER_02:the whole um of all these brothers and sisters who have sustained these terrible losses and oh they're getting fruit baskets and they're getting love and you know they're all there for each other whereas uh well what about me what about my family you know what i mean
SPEAKER_01:yeah
SPEAKER_02:And they're just asking for it. They can, in all honesty, they are asking for it. In my family situation of what's already happened, that their behavior during that broadcast is exactly why my uncle Brent snapped in the first place. Like, you know, to be blunt. And, you know, it's like, they're pushing and pushing and pushing. And it's like, well, who else are you want to push farther Watchtower. That's not cool. You already pushed Uncle Brent to do that. Now who else are you targeting to be pushed that far? You know what I'm saying?
SPEAKER_00:Yeah.
SPEAKER_02:It's like, you know, when you have a certain type of behavior and that behavior causes casualties and then they continue that behavior and then they do it even worse. And then it's like you're just rubbing it in somebody's face. You know what I mean? Like, oh, no, we're going to rub it in people. You know, we can get into specifics, but I just want to start off with that. Like that watchtower creates a horrific situation and then they take that horrific situation situation and then they want to make it worse and worse and worse. You know what I mean?
SPEAKER_00:Yeah. So how did that push your uncle over the edge?
SPEAKER_02:um just that kind of dismissive behavior of where he knew they knew what was really going on and that passive it was passive aggressive that's what it was being passive aggressive of acting like they don't know exactly what's going on even though they do
SPEAKER_00:yeah that's like You know me, I never believe anything they say anyway.
SPEAKER_02:Yeah. Which is good. It's a rule of thumb.
SPEAKER_00:Like, I've always had that issue, but now I can speak freely about it, you know?
SPEAKER_02:Yeah, before you could get drug into the library if you spoke too freely about how you actually felt.
SPEAKER_00:Yeah. Someone... Someone just made interesting points. I saw a video, but they were just like the different phrases they use. They always mean something else.
SPEAKER_02:Yeah, it's an innuendo or a hidden agenda type of message. It's never just straightforward. Never, never. And so that whole thing was not straightforward to me. And it's like, oh, no, I know how that's going to irritate my Aunt Jessica's mother and sister and father and brother of how it irritated me it's going to irritate them even more because what I would expect in a video that's about loss on JW.org for the broadcast the first one that they would have one of them on there just like how they were on the news like they were witnesses they were as witnesses on the news about what happened and so if they were on the news why wouldn't they like CNN five Fox News people you know oxygen they were on there so why wouldn't they also be on the broadcast about how the witnesses helped them through being on those major CNN Fox News channel situations you would think yeah right because it wasn't like it was small it was Fox and CNN and oxygen and people that covered my family murder situation with Uncle Brent and those family members were on major news channels so and they chose to focus on like oh my spouse died of cancer or heart disease or I don't even remember like something way less significant than murder and that they're getting fruit baskets and they're so loving of which I know the witnesses have not been very loving or understanding Okay. I personally could care less about those family members of who I'm referring to. I could care less for the witness family members who are grieving right now over that homicide situation. And with that broadcast, it showed that Watchtower cared even less than I do. Because if I was going to be a jerk and I was going to do something mean, like for this, that's exactly what I would do to them.
SPEAKER_00:Wow.
SPEAKER_02:You know what I
SPEAKER_01:mean?
SPEAKER_02:And instead, I'm like, I can't believe their organization isn't taking better care of them and featuring them on the broadcast. Of which I suppose would be collateral damage. They wouldn't want to. You know, having Smurf Girl's family, you know. It's like, oh, that's, you know, oh, you know, that's on Jessica's mom on the broadcast and that, you know. Not, oh, here to function, we need to pull an Uncle Tony. Are you ready? Oh, boy. You ready? Pull out of my jacket. Oh, my God. I
SPEAKER_00:barely
SPEAKER_02:touched it. I barely touched it. Worldly Caleb bought it for me. down the hatch like Charles Taze Russell. Wow. Cheers.
SPEAKER_01:Oh,
SPEAKER_02:yeah. Cheers.
SPEAKER_00:Cheers. Oh, we got it right that time. Wow.
SPEAKER_01:Yeah.
SPEAKER_00:I didn't do it all the way. It took seven episodes, but we finally got
SPEAKER_02:it. We're starting to figure it out. No, I think you're this way. Cheers. Ready?
UNKNOWN:Yeah.
SPEAKER_00:Figure out the camera.
SPEAKER_02:I know. But there was real passive aggressive. Okay. Like I'm going to get into depth because, you know, knowing these sisters and the way that they are, I've heard these comments before. Do you remember them talking about the fruit basket? Yeah.
UNKNOWN:Yeah.
SPEAKER_02:And he gets into depth about how the sister, it's not like she hasn't eaten all those types of fruits before, but that it was the thought that counted and blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. Have you ever heard a sister say, yeah, they sent a fruit basket, but it wasn't anything special. It was just all kinds of fruits I've already eaten before. You know?
UNKNOWN:Yeah.
SPEAKER_02:It's like they've heard the snark, and they're putting the snark in check. Like, oh, yeah, we know. We know you've eaten all those fruits before. Like, everything is a snark and an inside thing.
SPEAKER_00:I always put them.
SPEAKER_02:I forget how passive-aggressive
SPEAKER_00:That's something that's always bothered me. I even made a post this afternoon because an ex Jehovah's Witness said something that wrote me the wrong way. You know, and it just reminded me of being in that organization. But yeah, it scared me, yeah.
SPEAKER_02:Yeah, it's rough. It's rough. I didn't... And the music video was weird. You know what? Tell them you love them.
SPEAKER_00:Tell
SPEAKER_02:them you love them.
SPEAKER_00:Tell them It's so cheesy to me.
SPEAKER_02:It has zero tunes. I know.
SPEAKER_00:They need us to produce a song for
SPEAKER_02:them. I know. You're a giant jackass, ha ha ha ha ha. Like that song. There doesn't have to be anything else than that. It's like instead of just, I admit that I'm a jackass, smurf girl. I admit I'm a giant jackass.
SPEAKER_00:My song is going to be titled Self Abuse.
SPEAKER_02:Wow, God. We don't need to hear about that. You just made me throw up a little bit.
SPEAKER_00:Yeah,
SPEAKER_02:you know you're you're you're just losing pillow gate I have to take off my glasses because the pillow gate is losing from your pores like
SPEAKER_00:The last two days
SPEAKER_02:Yeah, you're oh you're on oh geez
SPEAKER_00:Where's your
SPEAKER_02:off switch
SPEAKER_00:match? I
SPEAKER_02:know
SPEAKER_00:they gave me an off switch for 50 53
SPEAKER_02:years of my life, so I'm done with the off switch. Okay, I'm back. I got a phone call. Sorry about that. So anyway, it's like a little tight spring, and then you let it go. You've been just held, just, you know, like with a thumb. And then you just go berserk, and you're also not taught of what behavior should be like once that spring gets sprung. Your spring is getting sprung, and you don't know how to behave once that spring gets sprung. Right? Yeah. So I'll keep you in check. And you're not the only one. Every single brother that leaves goes through the same thing.
SPEAKER_00:I would say I'm good.
SPEAKER_02:You say you're good
SPEAKER_00:right now? Yeah, I'm good. The spring you were referring to, I was like that the first two times I got this fellowship.
SPEAKER_02:yeah yeah oh my god
SPEAKER_00:i'm pretty laid back now compared to those times
SPEAKER_02:oh when you're just when you're first disfellowshipped and you go out to a bar for the first time do you remember that oh no
SPEAKER_00:no i don't remember that no no i don't
SPEAKER_02:i know no me neither it's like i'm still hung over i'm still i'm still hung over from
SPEAKER_00:it i made a video the other day but i got roofied
SPEAKER_02:You got roofied?
SPEAKER_00:Yeah, well, when I was at this fellowship the second time, I was like... In 2008, I was like, I'm going to celebrate my birthday for the first time ever in my life. And first bar we went to, I got a roofie.
SPEAKER_02:Oh, yeah. I've gotten roofied many times. Yeah, they see. It's like they know there's a former J-Dub and they're a lightweight. They don't know what's going on. Truth. Truth. It's true. They do. They can see you coming a million miles away. Especially when it's like, no, it's my first birthday. I was raised in Jehovah's sweetness, so get the juice.
SPEAKER_00:You know what? I have one of your type of stories to tell you about that bar.
SPEAKER_02:Go ahead.
SPEAKER_00:Shoot. Because we frequented that bar a lot. One night, and I'm the fellowship. One night, we go in there, and I notice it's like an older lady. Like, I would say maybe in her 60s. And she kept looking my direction. And I'm trying to just shoot my tequila and mind my own business. she came over there and she was like you know i'm like hello because she came in my bubble and she was like you need to get back to your meetings and so i was like what did you say
SPEAKER_01:And
SPEAKER_00:she was like, you need to get back to your meetings. Your parents raised you better than this. And you need to go back to how you were raised. And I was like, what the fuck? Like, it blew my buzz.
SPEAKER_02:I had that happen, too. Yeah, you don't belong
SPEAKER_00:here. It blew my buzz. Yeah.
SPEAKER_02:Go home, little girl.
SPEAKER_00:Yeah. And just to test it, I was like, what are you talking about meetings? And she was like, you know what I'm talking about, how you were raised, your religion. and you freaked me the hell out.
SPEAKER_02:She knew.
SPEAKER_00:Yeah. But, yeah, that, man, yeah, that shit scared me.
SPEAKER_02:Yeah. I've been told that many times. Like, yeah, you can't handle yourself, blah, blah, blah. It's like, hey, let me have a nervous breakdown. Because you do have a nervous breakdown after you get disfellowshipped, after you leave, no matter what. You have a nervous breakdown. You completely lose your mind. You go haywire. You go all worldly. Remember going all worldly? Oh, he's
SPEAKER_00:going all worldly. I was just chilling. But, like, do you see what I'm saying? She told me. I was, like, minding my own business. I'm quiet. And she came and told me stuff about my life that no one would know.
SPEAKER_02:Yeah.
SPEAKER_00:Yeah. Yeah. I was like, that's that. I was like, the other day, I was like, I got to tell Rose about this. That's that Smurf girl shit.
SPEAKER_02:Oh, yeah. No, there are certain ex-girlfriends back in the day before they realized it was a lie. I've had that happen. Where then I start drinking, then you start bawling. Have you ever started bawling at a bar because you were raised a witness? No? Do you want to go? Seriously, you haven't been at a bar and started bawling because you were raised a Jehovah's Witness?
SPEAKER_00:I was bawling, but not your definition of it. I was hood bawling.
SPEAKER_02:Yeah. Your version of bawling. Your version of bawling and like 50 Cent's version of bawling. I think 50 Cent written songs about you
SPEAKER_00:are
SPEAKER_02:you shorty and it was your birthday hey shorty don't let don't let curtis hear you you'll be like what you're giving you're giving them guys a bad
SPEAKER_00:name
SPEAKER_02:Oh, my goodness. Oh, no. Yeah, and when certain songs come on the radio, they're like Jehovah's Witness anthems. You know, Da Club is a Jehovah's Witness anthem.
SPEAKER_00:The
SPEAKER_02:what? Da Club by 50 Cent.
SPEAKER_00:That is an
SPEAKER_02:apostate anthem. There's a lot of apostate anthems.
SPEAKER_00:I'm going to have to play that next month.
SPEAKER_02:I know, me too. Well, oh, so you're October? Mm-hmm. I'm December. Yeah, Scorpio. I'm New Year's Eve. It's gonna be boring, just like every other time. It's gonna be boring. Because I'm a boring person. No, it'll be good. So what are you gonna dress as for Halloween?
SPEAKER_00:I'm not gonna dress up. I think I'm gonna hand candy, but I'm not gonna dress up.
SPEAKER_02:Oh, you're going to hand out candy? Yeah. Those greedy little worldly kids? Yeah. You're going to pass out candy to greedy worldlies?
SPEAKER_00:I've never done it before, so I want to experience
SPEAKER_02:it. Makes you feel empty. No, it's a nice feeling. It's a nice feeling. Good. Wow. I've done it. Wow. No, no. Okay. You want to know who's the best at trick-or-treating? A former Jehovah's Witness. Because you can go door to door. I can go door to door. Like, you know, where? Give me the pillowcase. Give me an extra pillowcase. Come on, let's go. They're not at home. They're not at home. Come on. Let's go. Car group. You get a car group of former Jehovah's Witnesses in your neighborhood, you will be candy-less by, you know, 45 minutes.
UNKNOWN:Okay.
SPEAKER_00:staying at home.
SPEAKER_02:No, we should as a group go past state trick-or-treating and just hit those neighborhoods. Be like, you take that side of the street and I'll take this side. Let's work house over house and we'll go and empty that pillowcase,
SPEAKER_00:Mitch. That would trigger me too bad. I
SPEAKER_02:know.
SPEAKER_00:Trick-or-treating
SPEAKER_02:is
SPEAKER_00:tricky. Man, showing up to people homes unannounced yeah i would get triggered again
SPEAKER_02:yeah
SPEAKER_00:i hate it when i was in i hated the field ministry
SPEAKER_02:you hated the field the what
SPEAKER_00:i hated going in field service
SPEAKER_02:oh i know me too
SPEAKER_00:i used to tell you i used to pretend to
SPEAKER_02:knock
SPEAKER_00:me too i'd like The doorbell, when I was young, especially if I knew the person who lived there, I would put these two fingers around the doorbell and I would do that and pretend I rang it.
SPEAKER_02:Yeah, you can touch it without pushing it.
SPEAKER_00:But the grown-ups would be watching me, whoever I was working with. Sometimes they'd be like, I didn't hear the bell. I was like, I heard it.
SPEAKER_02:Or then they see it and then you say, oh, I'm sorry. I didn't know you were home. I know. I know you're pretending to knock. God, I hate that. And it's the pretending to knock is why they started the carts and made them stand on the street corner. Cause it's like, if you're going to pretend to knock, you're going to stand there in front of it. It's a punishment. Imagine if you found out an employee was pretending to knock and wasn't placing their magazines as an employee. I'd be like, Oh, you're going and you're faking and you're lying on your time then I'm going to make you stand with a cart as a boss as a boss that's what I would make them do and I'm going to make you stand in front of everybody in a real public place and yes apostates are going to come up and they're going to record you but too bad you've been pretending to not for so long you've got to stand there like a boob and like you know put up with their shut up and you're gonna be asked a bunch of students it's a punishment it's a it's like a boss punishment i couldn't think of anything better than that to be honest the carts is beautiful i love the carts they're very easy to find and you know putting to their faces
SPEAKER_00:i i hate it card witnessing
SPEAKER_02:I've done it a few times at the very beginning. Yeah. Yeah, I hated it, too. And apostates would come up, and I'd be like, I know. I know. I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know. Shut up. You know? Oh, are you sure? Yes. I'm standing here because Mom told me to, okay? Just leave me alone. Okay, okay.
SPEAKER_00:You know what I did one day? The brother I was with was talking with someone. So this guy kept, he was on a bike and he kept coming back and forth and just staring at the cart. And so while my partner was talking to somebody, he just stopped on his bike and he was like, what would you do if I took something or what would you do if I knocked it over? And I looked at him and I was like, I don't give a damn. And he just like looked at me and rolled his bike off.
SPEAKER_02:Oh my God. I would have loved to have hit your cart, man. I
SPEAKER_01:don't care.
SPEAKER_02:I wonder what all the people of carts that I've gone to, I wonder what's happened to them, you know? If they're woke, if they know it's me, you know? Like, did you know it was me? Like, even up in Phoenix, San Diego.
SPEAKER_00:What did you do with the carts? What would you say when you went up to them?
SPEAKER_02:Well, I recorded it. You didn't see? No,
SPEAKER_00:not a cart.
SPEAKER_02:Oh, I was a cart-crashing maniac. That was my biggest thing.
SPEAKER_00:Yeah, I saw
SPEAKER_02:the haul. That was while you were deep asleep. We were having fun. I was a cart-crashing maniac. We would do it as groups. I did it by myself. Just like how the cart crashes I have up now.
SPEAKER_01:That's
SPEAKER_02:the same thing. Same thing. I've been doing that for years. You missed a lot, Mitch. You missed the apocalypse.
SPEAKER_00:I was deep in it.
SPEAKER_02:You were asleep during the apostate
SPEAKER_00:apocalypse. I was giving my public talks.
SPEAKER_02:I know. I know. Some people think, this is the one thing with some XJDubs that have woken up recently, they think that the apostasy has just begun. You know, that, oh, I'm awake let's take it's like oh no it's been going on for a long time we have done a lot of things a lot of things you know of all those things that woke you up are the things we did You know what I mean? Oh, yeah. Yeah. And it's exhausting. And it's like, okay, now the new generation, you guys can do it. Because it's, like, done. You know? Like, when you wake up enough people, it's like, no, I'm done. Don't need to anymore. You know?
SPEAKER_00:So do you think... You think they're going to bring out any more new light this year?
SPEAKER_02:Oh, yeah. Every single month, it's going to be something else.
SPEAKER_00:You think so?
SPEAKER_02:Oh, yeah. Until it's so catastrophic. There's very few people left. You know, it's like a suicide mission. I'm going to say it ahead of time. I see it as a suicide mission that they have gotten themselves in so deep and they know it. I mean, how in the world would they be able to recover from what they've done to make it better, to make it Right. Big zero.
SPEAKER_00:And then that Supreme Court case in Norway is going to start in February.
SPEAKER_02:Oh, yeah? Mm-hmm. What kind of court case?
SPEAKER_00:It's like, man, it's like three main things, and I posted about it, but it's like... them being an organization and and things they do to children like you know baptism and all the other stuff but it's going to supreme court yeah
SPEAKER_01:okay
SPEAKER_00:and i heard i have to look more into it but i've heard that that's why they've like seen some new light on certain things because of what's going on in norway like they're trying to try to jump in front of the storm
SPEAKER_02:yeah
SPEAKER_00:that's what i always tell people when they come out with their their new light is it has to do it has to be money motivated Like, they're trying to save money somehow. That's what New Light is.
SPEAKER_02:Well, I think they're trying to save their own butts at this point.
SPEAKER_00:Yeah. Somebody posted a convention. And it was like, it was like empty, empty.
SPEAKER_02:Yeah.
SPEAKER_00:Like last week, I'm like, oh my goodness.
SPEAKER_02:Yeah, it's not like it used to be.
SPEAKER_00:No.
SPEAKER_02:They did something that was unforgivable, like they committed the unforgivable sin. You know, because all we did was love them. And we didn't love them how they wanted us to love them. And I'm sorry, we're imperfect. You know, we made mistakes and you punished too many of us for being imperfect and excuse us for being imperfect where you publicly humiliated way too many of us as children. You don't publicly humiliate me as a child and everybody else as a child for what they've done without suffering the repercussions. You know, and I've never seen a group of more evil people and so whoever wants to stay and be held accountable, good. I want as many Jehovah's Witnesses to be in that organization when the hammer hits. You know, I don't want it to be when the hammer hits for there only to be like 500 of them left. I want them to be like 5 million of them be put behind bars or 5 million of them to get sued within an inch of their lives. You know what I mean? I want as many of them that are there to get hit with a lawsuit individually as humanly possible. You know? And it would be a shame if there were only like a thousand of them left A lot more need to be punished. Oh, I listed my Proclaimers book up on eBay. Talk about closure. Did you see that? No. Yes. That's how much closure I've gotten. I listed my precious Proclaimers book on eBay. And everybody knows...
SPEAKER_00:Do it have all your little study notes in them?
SPEAKER_02:Yep. I signed it. I'm like, this is XJW Smurf girl. I'm done. I don't need to look at that stupid Proclaimers book and make a stupid video about that stupid doctrine any stupid more times.
SPEAKER_00:So was that your last piece of literature?
SPEAKER_02:nah i think i've got one more book to list on ebay and that's about it i never wanna i don't need to look at it anymore it's like a stupid
SPEAKER_00:you know everything
SPEAKER_02:Yeah, you know, it's, you know, of anybody who thinks that the literature still needs to be gone through to prove Watchtower is an idiot. Like, trust me, everybody knows they're an idiot.
SPEAKER_00:Except active government
SPEAKER_02:witnesses. You know, and leave them. They're not worth it. They're really, truly not worth it. They're not.
SPEAKER_00:so okay let me ask you because oh my goodness every day i get people asking me about smurf girl
SPEAKER_02:yeah every day that must be
SPEAKER_00:annoying I think a lot of them want to know why you are so mad. What? Why you're mad at the organization.
SPEAKER_02:why
SPEAKER_00:yeah that's
SPEAKER_02:it that's the dumbest question i've ever heard don't
SPEAKER_00:say don't say that
SPEAKER_02:no that
SPEAKER_00:is you can't say that's a dumb question some of some of our listeners and viewers might be younger so no question no question is a stupid question rose okay
SPEAKER_01:We
SPEAKER_00:want numbers to go up. We want numbers to go up, Rose.
SPEAKER_02:Whoops, I dropped my glasses.
SPEAKER_00:We want numbers to go up. By the way, we had Germany join the party and I think Switzerland.
SPEAKER_02:Awesome. Welcome.
SPEAKER_00:You know how we do that? We're nice to people, Rose. There's no stupid questions.
SPEAKER_02:Just stupid answers? Just stupid answers by me.
SPEAKER_00:I mean, what they have on the radio, the dump button when they, like, mute.
SPEAKER_02:Why? Okay, so the question is, why is Demonize Smurf Girl so mad at the organization?
SPEAKER_00:Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. That's the question. It's a valid question. A lot of people might not know.
SPEAKER_02:Because I'm demonized smurf girl and that's my persona.
SPEAKER_00:Why are you demonized smurf girl?
SPEAKER_02:Well, because that's what Watchtower wants me to be. Like, that's the persona they gave me. But it's because they're so stupid. Like, they're so stupid. What is there not to be mad? Okay, what is there not to be mad about? You tell me what's not to be mad about. Like, seriously.
SPEAKER_00:Bro, I know. Why are you mad, Mitch? I know, but we're talking. God, this is so hard. You're making me mad. Oh, no, no, no. Okay, you know why I'm so mad? I want you to tell them, I know.
SPEAKER_02:No, you know why I'm so mad? What? It's because Jehovah's Witnesses ask the most stupid questions and say the stupidest things, and it makes me so mad. I seriously can't take it. They say the stupidest things. No, I joke. You know, if you're an apostate, if you're an apostate, you get it. You know what I mean? You get it. They get it. They get it. There's nothing not stupid about the organ. It's because it's stupid. That's why I'm mad. It's so stupid. It's stupid is stupid is stupid. That's a
SPEAKER_00:vague
SPEAKER_02:answer.
UNKNOWN:God damn it.
SPEAKER_00:That's a vague
SPEAKER_02:answer. No,
SPEAKER_00:that's my answer. The reason
SPEAKER_02:I'm so mad is because it's so stupid.
SPEAKER_00:As a producer, I'm working hard to make numbers go up.
SPEAKER_02:Too bad. Oh, I thought I was working towards making the numbers go down.
SPEAKER_00:Yeah, you're working on it, yeah. That's a true statement.
SPEAKER_02:As a producer, or as a fellow producer, or as like the star Mr. Producer, that was a stupid question. But
SPEAKER_01:you still didn't answer the question.
SPEAKER_02:No, it's because of why I'm so mad is that I can't believe as a member of Mensa that I was made to do and live in something so stupid as that. That is the most unintelligent other than like Warren Jeffs. would be a little bit stupider. It's one degree above Warren Jeffs. That's how stupid. I can't believe that I was made to live and deal with such a stupid group of people, right? And to believe such stupid doctrine. I can't believe as a member of Mensa that I was forced to believe such stupid doctrine doctrine about the Bible and about life and about everything for so long.
SPEAKER_00:So we're getting somewhere. So the first thing was the doctrine. Okay. What about...
SPEAKER_02:And I'm mad about it.
SPEAKER_00:Yes, we get that. I'm mad
SPEAKER_02:about how stupid it was. It was stupid. Have I mentioned how stupid it was?
SPEAKER_00:Before we hit record the next episode, we're going to have a long talk before things we can say and can't say.
SPEAKER_02:No, because it's true. Hey, apostates, was it stupid or was it not stupid? It was pretty stupid what we were made
SPEAKER_00:to do. And for those who may not be as old as I am, Can you explain the Smurf thing?
SPEAKER_02:Um, it's just me in a nutshell. It was my first act of apostasy flipping out. It's really hard to explain. It's really hard to explain. It was something. It wasn't necessarily just me. It was the adults. I can't explain what those idiot adult Jehovah's Witnesses thought I did. I know what I did. I know why. um i'm sick of having to jump through hoops to explain um you know of who i am you know who i am if you're not if you don't google it you know google it fill in the blanks um but it's been going on for over 40 years wow I can't just say it of an over 40-year period of time. I can't sum it up real simply. You know what I mean? People have been murdered over it in my own family and otherwise. Some people, when they repeat it, it's not something stupid. It was extremely deadly. And it still is. Like, it's not just some urban legend. Like, you know, it was a very, it is a very demonized family that's got an issue.
SPEAKER_00:So that's why I wanted you, like, you're slowly getting there. Now that you're calming down, that's why I wanted people to, like, understand.
SPEAKER_02:Yeah.
SPEAKER_00:Like, we have an audience. we do we have an audience and some might not know as much as others know so that's why I just wanted you to know our
SPEAKER_02:audience is all my old friends hey everybody I want everybody to know I love you and for years I want to say to the audience though because they are my people like anybody that watches knows me or get to know me but thank you for putting up with me not showing my face. For years, I wouldn't show my face because I was so worried about Uncle Brent and stuff. To the ones that went through that with me, thank you. Of my viewers, of my viewers, they were there when I would call them up on the phone and flip out. Just like calling them up, scream crying because Uncle Brent snapped. There are people that are viewers that have been with me being drunk crying together, being in person, sleeping over at everybody's house, going to California, going to New York, going here, going there. We've been through stuff. We've been in the trenches. I don't have viewers that don't know me that haven't seen me in person and we've slept in the same hotel rooms together. We've car crashed We've crashed together. We've Kingdom Hall crashed together. We've done protests together. We've cried together. We've talked for hours. We have each other's phone numbers, you know, that we know each other. And for years they knew me just without seeing my face unless they met me in person. But now it's like, you know, now everybody gets to know me. But for years and years and years and years, you know, I've been a presence in the community like way before you woke up, Mitch, you know, like. You know, if you're just getting to know me, it's a shame my old channel got taken down. But it's been a journey. Like, I don't even honestly know where to start of what I've been through, of the hoops I've had to jump through. Like, you know, at this point, like, I don't... you know google it like google it you know airplane banners and all these different things um murders and stuff of chaos um you know it's way deeper than that like it's already been substantiated in multiple different ways where people have lost their lives
SPEAKER_00:I just, I think it's just important. Like, yeah, everybody can Google it, but I think like better help coming straight from him out too.
SPEAKER_02:What? Say it last part.
SPEAKER_00:I said that like anyone can Google it. Yes. But I said, I know some of it for our audience would be better, you know, just hearing it straight from you.
SPEAKER_02:Yeah. Well, I guess with the big giant piece of work that I am now, cause I am a piece of work. Um, I was like, that as a little girl. And it's like, hey, you know, if I've got to make a demonized Smurf run down the aisle of Kingdom Hall to get attention about what nightmare is going on, I'm going to do it. No matter what I got to do, it was me getting attention to what was going on in the organization, what was going on with me, what was going on with Uncle Brent, what was going on with Uncle Clyde. That was my first attempt at trying to get attention about what was being done to Rose Bundy in You know, April 8th, 1982. And now it's, you know, September 2025. And, you know, I have gotten attention about it, but not what I need. And it's because, sadly, over what, you know, 43 years, the witnesses want to focus on something that is stupid. instead of i was being hurt and i made a big giant scene that turned into an urban legend where people wanted to think that i had some kind of superhuman powers instead of calling the cops doing the right thing coming to rescue me they wanted to gossip instead of rescuing an abused trafficked child And I don't want to talk about something that I did that got misconstrued that it's not something stupid. It was completely serious. It was completely deadly. It's still deadly. It's not something to take lightly. I freak out about it every single day. It's more serious than people realize. It's not something stupid like, you know, like, you know, it was, you know. And then they tried to sensationalize it and draw people's attention and freak them out about, oh, no, no, no. It's not a bunch of traffickers and pedos that are responsible for what happened with Demon Eye Smurf Girl. It was the demons. It's like, no, the demons were Watchtower that made me do that. and I will do it again and I will do it again and I will do it again no matter how many times I need to do it and I'm outspoken about it because I'm an urban legend and if as the producer there Mitch if I feel that something's stupid as the demonized urban legend if I think it's stupid I'm going to say it's stupid and I don't have to get into it because I'm demonized you
SPEAKER_00:finally you finally touched on on what I wanted you to touch on. Being your producer is hard, I'll just tell you. But you finally touched on it. I wanted people to not know about the Smurf
SPEAKER_01:thing,
SPEAKER_00:but why. And you said it all with all of it. You said what I was wanting you to say about you were trying to bring attention to the trafficking. That's what I wanted people to hear come from your mouth. We've talked about it. And
SPEAKER_02:then as soon as it happened, I got traffic to all of the conventions. Got traffic through Hollywood because of it. You know, my Smurf being Chucky. You know, Chucky right there. You know, traffic through Hollywood. There's nowhere that I haven't been trafficked. There's a soundtrack to it. There, you know. There's a series and it's like if you want to know, just go watch the Chucky series. If you want to know what happened and just put me in the star position of which it should have been in the first place and it's a real shame that people have made money off of the horror that one little girl put a religion through. And I regret nothing other than I wish in Instead of repeating something, instead of people focusing on, you know, how did you make a smurf run? It's like, why don't you worry about what was going on with me? Why isn't one person like, I hope that little girl's okay that that happened to. Not one person. Not one person has ever said, boy, you know, there was a little girl that that happened to. I hope that little girl's okay. Instead, every single one worries about the smurf. They don't worry about me. That's
SPEAKER_00:what they were asking me. They wanted to know about you, not the smurfing. Well, I was just being severely
SPEAKER_02:abused and that was a cry
SPEAKER_00:for help. Yeah, that's what they're asking. Not the Smurf incident. They know I don't talk about that. I don't like talking about
SPEAKER_02:it.
SPEAKER_00:Yeah. They're trying to get to know you.
SPEAKER_02:Yeah.
SPEAKER_00:I know it's triggering, but you know. it's the most triggering thing yeah i know i'm sorry but i just you know like i said we're trying to i'm trying to help the audience understand who you are
SPEAKER_02:no they they know i i think like every single one of them would know but it's not it's just what washington did and then what hollywood did too you know what they did in conjunction that was so hurtful they made things so much worse and and they caused people to be murdered. That's unforgivable. That's unforgivable. You know? And then the witnesses want to act like victims. It's like, no, you're not a victim. You're not a victim at all. You're the farthest thing from a victim. And I was even saying, how many times do I have to say to the family, you remember what happened in 1982? Hey, you don't want that to happen again, do you? And it did. And it's like, oh, well, don't be crying. Don't be moaning. Don't be bitching. You know, I said it very specifically. When I say when something is about to happen, you need to listen. And if they don't listen, they can't cry about it afterwards and say, oh, boo-hoo, look at what happened to us. It's like, oh, no, I was all over the Internet saying, hey, you need to be careful. And when you don't listen, and, you know, it's like, and then nobody cares. Yeah. Even Wash Tower doesn't care. And it's sad. It's really sad. And even the authorities don't care. Like, the authorities don't care. Like, if I go to the police and say, hey, I'm demonized smurf girl, do you know how stupid the cops think that that is? And it's not stupid. It was something, you know, millions of us were put through as satanic panic, but cops don't get it. You know, they just don't. And it's like, I'm not, you know, I'm like done going to the cops because, you know, how many times do I have to go to the cops and say, hey, and then I get put in the hospital because it sounds stupid, right? Because it does sound stupid. I don't know.
SPEAKER_00:It's
SPEAKER_02:tricky.
SPEAKER_00:It's tricky. Thank you. Thank you. That wasn't. There we go. We're breathing. Okay. We're breathing.
SPEAKER_02:Well, you know, I've got a personality and I've got a reputation to uphold. And, you know, I try not to disappoint. I know you
SPEAKER_00:don't. No,
SPEAKER_02:because, you know, everybody that's been around for a while, they know me. You know? Like, for one, I don't put up with it with myself and I don't put up with it with anybody else like with other people because I know sometimes people like if you get asked questions to ask me You got to understand what is that person's agenda of asking you to ask me something that's triggering. Like, I would have, you know what I
SPEAKER_00:mean? I only run some by you. I don't tell you everything
SPEAKER_02:they ask me. Okay, ask me something else. What else have you been asking? Because what's funny is that they don't have the nerve to ask me myself. They can ask me. I've got my own channel. I've You
SPEAKER_00:have to understand. What did I tell you when we first started talking?
SPEAKER_02:I forget.
SPEAKER_00:Oh, damn. That hurt.
SPEAKER_02:Oh, they feel more comfortable asking you?
SPEAKER_00:No, I'm saying when you and I started talking, I told you. I was intimidated at first. You scared me.
SPEAKER_02:Oh, yeah. Nah. I've been around way longer than you, Mitch. I mean, come on. They don't have to be scared of me.
SPEAKER_00:I'm just a teddy bear.
SPEAKER_02:yeah they don't have to be scared of me
SPEAKER_00:i'm well that's what i'm trying to that's what i'm trying to get them to see
SPEAKER_02:i'm well known just as myself i don't even need the demonized smurf
SPEAKER_00:thing that's why you can't go saying it's a stupid question i'm trying to get them to see how nice you are
SPEAKER_02:no i'm not
SPEAKER_00:glad you're
SPEAKER_02:a newbie mitch i'm i'm a sweetheart everybody knows I've slept in people's houses. Like, they live...
SPEAKER_01:Wait, wait, wait.
SPEAKER_02:They know.
SPEAKER_01:I
SPEAKER_02:have pizza with people.
SPEAKER_00:I'm not nice. I'm not nice.
SPEAKER_02:I've met basically everybody, know everybody in the community. You know, met them in person or I knew them as a witness or I know them as an apostate. Yeah. I know everybody. They know me. For goodness sake, they know me. Like I said, it's the best.
SPEAKER_00:it's not from them it's not from them i'm asking for the the newer generation that's why yeah i'm not asking for the old crusty people i'm asking for the newer generation
SPEAKER_02:okay what else are you gonna ask
SPEAKER_00:nothing now you scared me
SPEAKER_02:oh sorry
SPEAKER_00:don't look behind you nothing behind
SPEAKER_02:you don't trigger me Oh
SPEAKER_00:my goodness. What else do you get asked? What else is going on?
SPEAKER_02:Nothing. I'm just worried about that broadcast. They're asking for nothing but trouble. they're touching on something that they shouldn't that you know they're asking for trouble that's all i can say
SPEAKER_00:what kind of blowback do you think it'll cause
SPEAKER_02:Well, I think they're just trying to push people over the edge, because me watching it, I know how it was pushing me over the edge, and I'm just like, I mean, there was people that it was like, turn it off, turn it off, I can't listen to this. Not even just me, but other people that I know were like, I don't want to listen to that. That's ridiculous, and it triggers people that weren't even raised a witness. They can't even listen to their voice. And I know how it made me feel, and I know how it's going to make other people in my family feel and and it feels I feel nervous about it I really don't care how their reaction is but I'm worried about what their reaction is going to be I don't whatever their reaction is going to be I really don't care but I'm worried about what it could end up being you know and it's sad that I don't care you know it's like oh I hope that broadcast really hit home you know you ever hear where it's like well that broadcast really hit home it's like yeah it should it should um and then and then and then even that music video at the end of tell them that they love them it's like oh really how about tell them that you're sorry sorry goes a long way you know it's like oh but i love you okay also it's like well i just want to go and tell you that i was like oh really well then why don't you tell me you're sorry you know say you're sorry they don't know how to say they're sorry
SPEAKER_00:No, they don't. That's what I point out to people. Even if one of the governing body members was giving a talk and he said they don't owe anyone apologies. And I showed it to people to show them what assholes they are.
SPEAKER_02:Yeah. And that's why we're all so mad, right?
SPEAKER_00:Mm-hmm. Yeah. They don't owe apologies to anyone.
SPEAKER_02:Yeah. And I want to see everybody else in the community, of which I've seen is like don't worry about what anybody else thinks you say what makes you feel better you just say whatever makes you feel better if it's like you're stupid you're this you're that I hate you I can't believe that you were so stupid and you raised me in something so stupid stupid stupid it's okay like it's okay it's your own personal feeling and we're not at the kingdom hall anymore we're not at the kingdom hall we don't have to worry about what sister so and so thinks or brother so and so thinks or oh you're going to offend sister so and so but you know sister so and so sister so and so can shove it you know if sister so and so doesn't like what I have to say I don't care and everybody else should feel that way too you
SPEAKER_00:know
SPEAKER_02:we're not at the hall anymore and that's
SPEAKER_00:what I said on my post today too it's just like I don't I don't with that organization for like 54 years, and I don't want to hear all that crap that we heard at a kingdom hall from an ex-Jehovah's Witness.
SPEAKER_02:Yeah, exactly.
SPEAKER_00:I just don't. I'm over it. I don't want to hear that type of talk. I don't want to be judged.
SPEAKER_02:Yeah, and for me, I've been doing this for so long that I can't retell the same stupid Smurf story over and over and over and over again because because it will make me insane. You know, if people don't know what happened with me, I'm sorry, you know, and eventually I'll get into it. You know, I get into it little bits and little bits. I was severely abused and it's something I don't, you know, want to get into with some of the people that I feel were my abusers, you know. My abusers like me to talk about it in great length or they want to, you know, because I don't know all Also, who's asking you? If I know who's asking you to have me get into it in greater detail, it depends on who's asking.
SPEAKER_00:I wasn't asking for great detail. They just wanted to know, basically, and they didn't even want to know the Smurf story. They said Smurf girl, talking about you. They wanted to know where your anger came from. That's what I wanted. And you finally, after 15 fucking minutes, you said it. That's what I want.
SPEAKER_02:Yeah. Why?
SPEAKER_00:I don't even talk about that damn Smurf story. They asked me that and I was like, I don't want to talk about it. But yeah, they just wanted to know where the anger came from. And you finally got to it. So thank you. Thank you.
SPEAKER_02:Because I'm an apostate. All apostates are angry. I'm no angrier than any other goddamn apostate. I'm not unique from anybody else. When it comes to my anger.
SPEAKER_00:And
SPEAKER_02:I'm also angry for what they did to everybody else. Like, I'm angry for what they did to me. I'm angry for what they did to everybody else. And, you know, I'm just angry of what they did to everybody. Me and everybody else. Plain and simple. Like, why wouldn't I be angry? If I wasn't angry, oh, no, I'm fine. Everything's good. That would be dumb.
SPEAKER_00:I recorded an episode for my podcast. I don't know when I'm going to release it yet, but it was
SPEAKER_01:an
SPEAKER_00:ex-elder and he told me lots and lots of information. I can't wait to release it.
SPEAKER_02:Yeah, good.
SPEAKER_00:Horrible organization.
SPEAKER_02:yeah it is so why was that elder up why was that elder angry
SPEAKER_01:was he
SPEAKER_02:angry why was he angry why would he be angry i don't understand that's a
SPEAKER_00:stupid question role i know
SPEAKER_02:i know i heard it from somebody else
SPEAKER_00:You misunderstood the question.
SPEAKER_02:Yeah, orange
SPEAKER_00:shirts.
SPEAKER_02:No, that just got me triggered. And that's something that needs to be addressed, is triggers of what triggers people. And I know I'm not the only one, is certain things of... Okay, let me ask you. Number one is somebody who doesn't know, who's ignorant, who's an ignoramus... comes up to you and i i've had this happen many times like in a bar somewhere and they'll hear that you're an apostate and that you do what you do why are you so angry okay saying it like that that's what i heard why are you so angry it's like oh are you that stupid you know what i mean why is she so angry ask her why she's so angry On behalf of every apostate on the face of the planet, if you don't know, get out of our community. Right? You haven't been an apostate long enough, Mitch.
SPEAKER_00:You have not been an apostate long enough. Before episode 9, we're going to have a public relations class.
SPEAKER_02:Not really. Don't need it.
SPEAKER_00:Yes, you
SPEAKER_02:do. No. I'm urban legend for a reason mint
SPEAKER_01:oh my goodness
SPEAKER_02:nope you didn't get here no it's like oh why do i wear a green army jacket you know i don't know but anyway it's been an hour this has been an interesting lecture after dark
SPEAKER_00:there are people who may not know the full thing the full story so we we just tell them It's easy. It was easy. You answered the question. I think you misunderstood. You misunderstood. They were trying to get to know you, not that story.
SPEAKER_02:Who is it,
SPEAKER_00:though? Mike.
SPEAKER_02:Who is it?
SPEAKER_00:People from the, like, different social media from Watch Star After Dark.
SPEAKER_02:Oh. Well, shout out to you
SPEAKER_00:guys. The account I'm trying to grow. The account I'm trying so desperately to grow and trying to keep listeners and viewers.
SPEAKER_02:Oh. What are we going to do?
SPEAKER_00:And let me just tell you all, as our producer, there is no stupid question. I apologize. No,
SPEAKER_02:that's what Watchtower After Dark is all about, is me flipping out. I haven't had a good old-fashioned six screens flip out in a while. And not on camera. It was great. I feel good. No, that's the one good thing about Watchtower After Dark is that, like on six screens, you are at liberty to vent and talk and say of whatever you feel that no matter what there's no holds barred and we're allowed to say what we want to say no matter what me and everybody else and if we don't agree that's fine you know and you know I don't know that's what's beautiful about it that's what makes Washer After Dark after dark
SPEAKER_00:It is. I just don't, you know, I just don't want to offend any of our new listeners, that's all.
SPEAKER_02:No, we wouldn't. They're badass. They're part of the army. No, they get it. They're part of the army. And if they're not, they'll be inducted soon. Oh, and join the Watcher After Dark group. That's where the army meets. You know, check out my YouTube. TikTok. Everything. TikTok's growing real fast. really good. I'm proud of that. I'm selling some weird stuff on
SPEAKER_00:eBay.
SPEAKER_02:No, and I'm selling some weird stuff on eBay, so check out my eBay. I put it on my
SPEAKER_00:Facebook. Do you still have a songbook?
SPEAKER_02:No, I don't have the Watch Star songbook? No.
SPEAKER_00:Yeah, okay. I was going to tell you to sign the wrist on the back cover and sell it on eBay.
SPEAKER_02:Well, you know everybody hates that guy. Because he's a pedo. You don't want to sign a pedo picture. You're seriously? Nobody likes the back of the songbook guy. He's creep. He's creep. You wouldn't want to do that. You don't want to be the back of the songbook guy. No, because that's a picture of a petal.
SPEAKER_00:He got a small wrist anyway.
SPEAKER_02:Yeah. Yeah, you wouldn't want to do that. Well, thanks for having Watchtower After Dark with me.
SPEAKER_00:You're very welcome.
SPEAKER_02:What are you going to call this episode? What are you going to call
SPEAKER_00:this
SPEAKER_02:episode? The last one was scary. The triggering of Smurf Girl. As Chucky runs across the thing, he's just running. He's running. He's getting... They should just have him up like this.
SPEAKER_00:No.
SPEAKER_02:No, he sleeps in here on the daily.
SPEAKER_00:Wow.
SPEAKER_01:I
SPEAKER_00:think that... I think for next episode, you can think on it, but I think that would be a good topic. Things that trigger X weaknesses to here.
SPEAKER_02:Oh, yeah. Number one, why are you so angry? That number one most triggering, that would be the most triggering. It's like, what is there not to be angry about, for goodness sake? You know. Yeah. Especially after so many years. Especially when I've gotten closure like I'm in the process of healing and getting closure and you know I want everyone to get closure and take my journey as an example like if I'm able to actually get proper closure that I want them to know what that looks like of where you can move on and be a success and get over your anger you know and that of how to address if somebody asks you you do not have to answer a question just because like for one if somebody asks you a question you don't feel like answering you can say well that was stupid move on you know of you've got a voice you you know and and don't don't allow yourself to be abused or um made to talk about something you don't want to talk about just because some random nobody no name person said they want to know I don't have to talk about anything that I don't want to talk about and neither does anybody else you know because you don't know who's asking it could be some pedo back of the songbook guy that wants to ask you some stupid question you know and you can say sorry no I don't want to you know I don't want you know that's just the way you know it is and it's like it can be a very simple yes or no or no i'm being super triggered and hopefully with you know people can understand that And so, yeah, it's just, you know, and I want people of the viewers to learn how to stand up for yourself. Just because, you know, somebody wants to ask a question or something, you don't have to. Very
SPEAKER_00:true.
SPEAKER_02:Yep. And that is a part of closure where it's like, no, if you're put in an uncomfortable situation, you can speak up for yourself. And if people who are your friends that have been watching you for years and years and years don't get it, I know for a fact, I know for a fact that every single one of my friends in the apostate community is going to know exactly what I am saying right now. Every single person in the apostate community that has been with me along this journey is going to know exactly what I'm talking about right now. And if somebody who's a newbie doesn't get what I'm saying, you know, about anything, well, they eventually will. And just, you know, just know that you will understand what I'm talking about eventually. Or when they rewatch it or watch this for the first time, time, they'll say, oh, yeah, you know what? I kind of get what she's saying. And if they don't get it, you cannot also satisfy everyone all the time. I can't please everyone. All I want to do is please myself for the first time in forever, especially after being raised the way that we were all raised. It's not about pleasing an anonymous audience. It's about pleasing yourself and getting closure. So please don't sign the back of the songbook, Mitch, like you're the back of the songbook guy, because that guy's a pedo.
SPEAKER_00:Then why did you have me holding my wrist up then?
SPEAKER_02:I didn't.
SPEAKER_00:You did. About two episodes ago, you told me to hold my wrist up.
SPEAKER_02:No, I don't think so.
SPEAKER_00:Oh, my goodness. I'm going to play it back for you.
SPEAKER_02:Right now?
SPEAKER_00:No, not right now. I'm fine.
SPEAKER_02:Okay. Yeah, no, he's leering at that little girl.
SPEAKER_00:And now you tell me that.
SPEAKER_02:Yeah, no, that's a known thing. Sorry about that if I did.
SPEAKER_00:Wow.
SPEAKER_02:Yeah. But anyway. Well, that's about it. It's been an hour and 15 minutes. I got Worldly Caleb in the other room, actually. Like, seriously. He's been waiting on me. So I got to go do some Worldly Caleb stuff. Me and Sophia. Sophia and Worldly Caleb. We're both Worldly. Worldly Sophia and Worldly Caleb.
SPEAKER_00:Is that someone real?
SPEAKER_02:Yeah. He's in the other room. I put pictures of Worldly Caleb. I have to check them. Yeah, so Sophia and Kayla, we're going to go hang out. So we love you. Love you guys. Thanks for hanging in with wash after dark. It was a rough one, but you know what? Sometimes we'll wash after dark. It gets, it gets emotional. Like the wash after dark is known for being an emotional rollercoaster. It always, it always is a motion rollercoaster for me. And you know, if anybody did get offended, just know, Hey, it's a journey. And if I was mistaken for flipping out or whatever, Oh, well, you know, that everyone is allowed. Everyone's allowed. We went through something that was tragic and traumatic and through trauma and through abuse, sometimes certain things, you know, and it's not that big of a deal. You know, if I think a question is stupid, it's stupid. Oh, well, it's like, I don't, you know, it's like, sorry. And also, that was a little bit Uncle Tony coming out. I was stupid. Like, God damn it. You know, a little bit of Uncle Tony coming out. So, a shout out to Uncle Tony. I hope he's okay. And to Jesse and Paul and Susan. I hope they are okay. And that maybe one day we'll hear from them. And I love them. And I hope you like my impression of them. But, so anyway, you got anything left to say, Mitch, before we wrap it up?
SPEAKER_00:No, I'm good.
SPEAKER_02:All right. Thanks for allowing me to get triggered. Now you know what that looks like. It's not pretty, you know. It's like, well, what about, it's like, no, because I flip out and I'm okay, you know, and I flip out even on camera.
SPEAKER_00:You're cool. That's why,
SPEAKER_02:yeah. All right. All right. Awesome. Love everybody and thanks for listening to the whole stinking hour and 15 minutes of me ranting. Just You know what? If we don't get any viewers after this, I don't know what to say. Maybe we'll get canceled. We're just trying to get canceled.
SPEAKER_00:You can thank your producer.
SPEAKER_02:Yeah. I
SPEAKER_00:know how to put butts in the seats.
SPEAKER_02:You put what?
SPEAKER_00:I said I know how to put butts in the seats.
SPEAKER_02:Yeah.
SPEAKER_00:All right. This was a great episode.
SPEAKER_02:Yep. Thanks, Mitch. All right. Check it out. I'm Rose Smurf Girl Bundy on Facebook. So find me on Facebook and on YouTube and everything. And I love you guys. We've been through a lot. Lots of different channels. Lots of different everything. And I appreciate you guys allowing me to get closure like you have. I appreciate it a lot. And I love you.
SPEAKER_00:Alrighty.
SPEAKER_02:Alright, have a good one. Thanks, Mitch. Say goodbye.
SPEAKER_00:Bye.