Return to Chapter 3: Timmy Is Still In The Well

Our weary travelers return to one of the chapters of all time to see if they can retrieve Timmy from the Well once again. Just kidding. They do anything but that.

Starring

Tyler Wood as Ayahee

Grant Janik as The DM

Mark Brady as John Lick

Shane Smith as Ranger "Always In" Danger

with Lisa Corrao as The Narrator (@LisaCorrao)

Intro and outro music provided by Tim White @DDSluggers

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Transcript

SPEAKER_01 0:00

We are here at the National Card Game Championship hosted live from the giant anthill, and we are going to interview the former champion, Anthony! Anthony, what do you have to say to the people? I will always be the greatest at cards. I let that ugly dog win, plus he cheated. If he were to go up against me in a real game, he wouldn't know an electric type from a water type. My vast knowledge would triumph against all. Basically, I'm the Sigma and he is the beta. Well, you heard it here first. John Lick is a beta. Back to you.

SPEAKER_02 0:58

And I am joined on my left by the effervescent DM of this group. Hi, y'all. I am Grant Janik. I am the world. I am your DM. DM, of course, stands for Damascus or Dungeon Master. I am also joined to my right by the lustrious Mark Brady.

SPEAKER_15 1:17

I played John Lick, which is a halfling druid that is now Scottish. That is also a dog.

SPEAKER_02 1:25

In that order. Scottish first now. He's just reading off his business card. Hi, Scottish dog.

SPEAKER_15 1:33

And to my left is one of my favorites of all time. Oh.

SPEAKER_16 1:39

I'm uh Shay, and I play Ranger Danger, the Half-Elf Ranger, who just wants to have a good time.

SPEAKER_02 1:45

And to my left is Tyler Wood. And that, I'm gonna grab that ball out of the air. That's where it stops with me.

SPEAKER_05 1:52

Whoosh fuck.

SPEAKER_16 1:52

To be fair, I want you to tell real quick, Grant said to my right is uh Mark Brady. And I just want you to know that you're really fucking my world up with that. I just want to set the stage so people understand how we're actually sitting.

SPEAKER_02 2:07

Yes, we we are sitting around a square table. Uh and to my left is Grant, to his left is Mark, to his left is Shane, to his left is me. And uh Grant really given a real world example of how his world building goes.

SPEAKER_14 2:21

I listen, I thought.

SPEAKER_02 2:23

One key detail really brings the house of cards down.

SPEAKER_14 2:25

Yeah, but you didn't give me enough time to truly explain how Mark was on my left.

SPEAKER_02 2:30

Yeah, if you could take three sentences that uh step on top of each other and if we could break down for 30 minutes what left means. Oh, I can't wait for you to cut it out of the podcast. Oh man, if they saw the cutting room floor, we would get death threats. Uh I'll I'll cut that to make myself look better. Great. I want to cut in a round of applause. Um so, Grant. Actually, first of all, before we get into any of that, thank you guys for coming out in dangerous weather conditions. Oh, yeah, yeah. And we risked our lives for this podcast. That's what it means to you. We've gone viral. Oh, we have. That's exciting. Oh, Mark wasn't here. Mark's genuinely surprised. Yeah. Yeah, we got uh Well, not Mark Brady levels of viral, but the most viral we've gone. Sure, yeah. Tell me 15k views on uh on a clip about the shark, the shark clip. Oh, on uh Instagram? Uh Instagram. Yeah. Nice. Yes. Mark's like, I do those numbers daily. That's nothing. I don't know. You can tell he's pulling the dad voice up.

SPEAKER_15 3:33

Wow, wow, guys. That's amazing. Can I see that?

SPEAKER_14 3:38

You know, it's like when your kids jumping in the water, they're like, Dad, watch, watch. It's just a jump.

SPEAKER_02 3:45

But shout out to Andy Forrester for very creatively capturing our essences and the essences of our character. I feel like that's bringing people in quite a bit. And grant, we are ready to get back into this story.

SPEAKER_14 3:58

Yeah. So when we last left off, you guys are returning back to the previous chapters to find the plot holes.

SPEAKER_02 4:06

You succeeded in finding the plot hole in chapter two, which was in the ant hill. The anthill being guarded by a Pokemon-esque tournament, and you managed to defeat the Queen in a wonderful Pokemon battle of describing which Pokemon was better out of a random draw. Which got you her crown, which had the plot hole in it, which lets you escape this realm as well. And when you jumped out of the book, the page of chapter two has fallen out as well. So like a uh leper. Yes. Yes, yep. Uh the things that fight Tarzan, yeah. Yep. Yep. You get that too. Uh, I'm keeping that in. I'm actually gonna play it again now. Uh the things that fight Tarzan, yeah. Oh, fine. Oh man. Oh, I get it now. Uh so looking at it now, also another thing to mention is the bookworm brought up as you guys get closer and closer to these plot holes, it's going to be more difficult terrain, or something is going to be made to stop you from obviously getting to the plot hole because that's how they were designed. Yes. The plot hole. Isn't isn't it like Hedley Lamar or something in like the old Warner Brothers cartoons? You know what I'm talking about? Yeah, yeah. The guy that kind of looks like Steve Buscemi. Yes. Yes, yes, yeah. Yes, yes, very nice. I mean, that's Borat, so that's that's Hedley Lamar playing Borat. He's the greatest of his generation. Oh, I see, I see, I see. So with that, we pick back up. You guys are back in the cell. There is nobody watching around anymore. You're just back in the empty cell. You got the book laying down with the pages that have fallen out of the book in front of you. What do you do?

SPEAKER_03 5:56

I I we we need the we need to address some things. Oh, let's talk. I uh we you're your owner.

SPEAKER_02 6:02

I've been very I've been feeling very guilty about what what happened at the end of that one chapter where we we kind of shot him.

SPEAKER_04 6:11

Yeah, yeah, you tried to kill my father. I well, no, I mean your your father was a a a a beast and we needed to destroy him to get out of the the thing, but also like I'm gonna be honest. When when I did see that it was your own, I did have a split second where I was like, I remember when you took your gun and you shot my my parents in in the head. They weren't my parents, but like you're not right.

SPEAKER_15 6:36

No, they weren't your parents, were they?

SPEAKER_02 6:39

I shot your pretend parents, and you shot my grandfather and grandmother.

SPEAKER_04 6:45

He's hearing about this for the first time. He wasn't even Dan. He he he knows he could feel it.

SPEAKER_15 6:49

Oh las uh they were their parents.

SPEAKER_07 6:57

What the hell kind of Middle Eastern street winter?

SPEAKER_14 7:05

Yeah, they were the parents, you know that we're gonna get further and further into this episode, and Mark's just gonna be talking like oh he's gonna sound like one of those grown tubes. Oh that's pretty good.

SPEAKER_16 7:18

That's a good impression.

SPEAKER_15 7:19

Oh god. Yeah, my pretend parents. Your pretend parents, mine was real. I wasn't pretending. Oh, you really try- No, I know, but your parents, they were fake. Yeah, but but and now you know they're fake, and you still tried to kill my father.

SPEAKER_04 7:38

But just because they're fake doesn't mean I didn't feel the sadness of having them shot right in front of me.

SPEAKER_02 7:44

That's how I felt about my fake tits as well. What? Yeah, what was this? What?

SPEAKER_14 7:50

I thought of I thought of the joke halfway through you saying the sentence, and then you said stuff that would make it not make sense.

SPEAKER_06 7:55

No one, no, no, no, shooter's still go shoot.

SPEAKER_04 8:01

Where were we? Uh you wanted to address some stuff? That I mean that was it. Okay, that was the clear thing. No. Oh, then why the fuck are you gonna bring it up? Are you gonna are you are you gonna take it? Are you mocking me? Maybe this is what it is. This is how fucking stupid you sound all the time. Oh, that's not all- I didn't used to sound like this. Yeah, but it's starting to piss me off. All right. Well, you know what?

SPEAKER_15 8:36

Why don't you put your cloaker where your mouth is?

SPEAKER_04 8:39

That's my asshole. How about I put up my fists instead?

SPEAKER_15 8:42

How about I put my fist where your m fist on? I take a swing.

SPEAKER_02 8:46

I take a swing at John Lick. Okay. Roll to roll an unarmed strike.

SPEAKER_14 8:52

Okay. And John, what's your AC?

SPEAKER_02 8:56

Uh 16. Okay. Uh I have a seven plus five is fourteen. Fourteen. All right. You go with your fist. That's not right. It's the No. Oh my God. The problem is we all believe. 12. You're very confident. No, there was a question mark there. But Grant, I mean. Yeah. Well, no, it's none of us wanted to do math. I just know it's less than less. It's less.

SPEAKER_16 9:20

No, two of us didn't want to, one of us can't. And seven plus seven is one of those real ones you learn early. 14. I know. That's why it took a second. I was like, no, it's that one's not quite it. Okay, anyway. I'm real bad at math. Don't get me started.

SPEAKER_02 9:34

Okay. You go to hit John, and as you go to hit, you start wondering how to do math in your head, and it gets really confusing. And you stop mid thrust and you just kind of graze his face like a tender graze. I'd rather just miss and look like an ass. No, you tendered grazed. Damn.

SPEAKER_15 9:54

If you wanted to pet me, you can just do it. You can just do it. Just pet me.

SPEAKER_04 10:01

Oh, you're opening you're opening up for this? You just want me to pet you?

SPEAKER_02 10:05

I roll over on my back. Ooh. I strike again.

SPEAKER_13 10:10

Whoa! I was waiting for you to belly scratch.

SPEAKER_02 10:13

I'll give you advantage on this. Oh boy, I am on my back. Uh, okay. That's uh 16 plus 5. Okay, so you hit him.

SPEAKER_14 10:21

Roll damage.

SPEAKER_02 10:23

You sure? Yeah. 11. Okay, take eleven points of damage. Dang. Wow. And how do you want to react to that? Oh, I'm sorry. Uh four. Take four points of damage instead. Damn, what were you at?

SPEAKER_16 10:41

21. Oh. Oh yeah, because he just touched.

SPEAKER_15 10:47

Um I go, I gotta bite him. Yeah. Yeah. I wanna, you know what I don't want to do? I don't want to bite him. I I wanna lunge towards him and I want to put my jaws around his little fucking bird neck and just pin him down.

SPEAKER_02 11:00

Say you're sorry. Okay. Roll in unarmed strike.

SPEAKER_16 11:06

Look how Shane's just watching. I'm I'm gonna do something. 21.

SPEAKER_02 11:11

21. Okay. Uh what's your AC? 14. 14. All right. You latch onto his neck. Go ahead and roll damage for me. Two?

SPEAKER_16 11:24

Okay. I take two points of damage. You guys chill the fuck. Listen, this is what they want you to do. They want us to fight amongst ourselves. They don't want us to finish this book. The more we fight each other, the less we finish the book, okay? Do you want to get the fuck out of this place? I grabbed my dog balls. Ah. Oh, those are my balls.

SPEAKER_04 11:43

Uh I'm not listening to you right now. I got a fucking bone to pick with this guy. We're killing parents over here.

SPEAKER_16 11:48

Hey, okay. I mean, listen, you guys can fight it out all you want. I'm just gonna be sitting in the corner watching. Well, you got something to say, dipshit?

SPEAKER_02 11:54

Why don't you bring it over?

SPEAKER_05 11:57

I'm learning so much right now.

SPEAKER_16 12:00

Hey uh worm, how much what's the over-under on uh the dog winning?

SPEAKER_05 12:04

Oh well, I'm gonna be honest. I'm a pacifist, so when two people fight, no one wins. Okay, never mind. Would you like to hear about Scientology?

SPEAKER_16 12:18

No, I'm good. Thanks.

SPEAKER_02 12:19

I'm clear.

SPEAKER_05 12:20

Okay.

SPEAKER_04 12:22

Listen, just say you're sorry, we'll be done with this.

SPEAKER_02 12:24

I won't say I'm sorry. Neither will I.

SPEAKER_15 12:27

Great.

SPEAKER_02 12:28

Good.

SPEAKER_15 12:28

Good fuck you.

SPEAKER_05 12:30

Oh, that's a new one. Oh, that that was actually fucking cool. He got his ass.

SPEAKER_15 12:38

I walk over and I just sit, I just sit on the bench. Why would you sell next to the dead old man? Yeah.

SPEAKER_04 12:44

Oh, you didn't take him out? Housekeeping didn't come through. I've been in the book.

SPEAKER_15 12:49

Yeah, there's a dead man. There's a do not disturb sign on the cell.

SPEAKER_05 12:54

Guys.

SPEAKER_02 12:56

What? We're all looking at you.

SPEAKER_05 12:58

Oh, sorry. I I get stage frayed. We've forgotten what's really important. And it's leaving.

SPEAKER_03 13:06

You're right. Can't wait to get out of this book and never see the two of you again ever.

SPEAKER_04 13:10

What did I do? You ain't helping. I hear what you two say behind my back. Ever since I became a cool Italian, you've been a little nicer to me, but I there's still something there.

SPEAKER_16 13:19

Okay. So I'm just not a bird guy. Not many people are.

SPEAKER_04 13:24

Yeah. You don't really want to talk to the people that are. They're a little they're a little lost.

SPEAKER_16 13:27

Yeah, they're weird. Yeah. Uh yeah. I went to Alcatraz once. I smell like shit. I'm not going back. No offense. But you kind of smell like bird shit.

SPEAKER_02 13:36

I'm ready to get out of here. Okay, let's get out of here. Get back to my fucking business. Okay. And you you you got your owner back.

SPEAKER_15 13:44

Oh, gambling business, huh?

SPEAKER_02 13:49

You say gambling business? Gambling, because you're Italian now. Oh, all right. That's where we're at. I was running a little bit of a protection business before, but I don't know. It's you're gonna get out of here. You got your owner back. I want to fucking run my business. What are you doing? Oh, I'm just want to have fun.

SPEAKER_16 14:07

He's like the girls in the 80s. Fucking Cindy Lauper. Pretty much. Me and uh Lou Albino. Captain Lou Albino. No, Captain Lou Albano.

SPEAKER_07 14:19

Oh, yeah, that's the one.

SPEAKER_02 14:21

The one with the rubber bands in his face.

SPEAKER_04 14:23

That's him. Yep. I'm glad you got so much to look forward to.

SPEAKER_15 14:28

I don't know where my father is in the He's in the other room. How do I know that? I haven't seen him. He could be dead.

SPEAKER_02 14:35

It was in a scuttle of darkness that you heard him scuttle away.

SPEAKER_03 14:39

Hey, maybe you know what? You got your fucking motivation. We're gonna finish this up. You get out of here. I never see your fucking face again. Good.

SPEAKER_02 14:49

See your cloica. I'm gonna go ugly son. I'm gonna build yay. I thought he takes after me.

SPEAKER_04 14:55

I'm gonna get the fuck out of here. I'm not sure. He's not gonna just sit in this jail cell for the rest of his fucking life.

SPEAKER_16 15:02

I mean, I'm having fun. I know. Alright, why don't we just get this fucking done? Alright, let's do it. Listen. Can we try to be civil at least for a little bit? Stupid book. Let's see what we've got in there.

SPEAKER_15 15:12

Alright. Which chapter do you want to do now? Oh, we have to tell you everything?

SPEAKER_02 15:18

Alright, I open the book, I just jump into chapter three. Alright. So you open the book and the familiar portal starts to flutter around, and you get sucked back into chapter three. And this uh the portal drops you into an open field. You're at the crest of a hill. It's the same Windows XP screensaver that you have come to love, and the voice of the narrator kicks in once more.

SPEAKER_08 15:46

Chapter three. Timmy is stuck in the well. A wolf has run up to you. It seems to be in a panic. I wonder what it could want.

SPEAKER_02 15:58

And then the wolf suddenly spawns in front of you. It looks almost worried, like it wants to tell you something. With that, what do you do? Chop his head off. Oh. Timeout. He is the bad guy, right? Um from the first time we were here? You guys would know that, yes. Okay, okay. Yeah, chop his head off.

SPEAKER_15 16:20

Grant has to adjust everything ever.

SPEAKER_02 16:24

He did prep for this too. I think he's mad. Well, uh, I figured this would be what you guys would do.

SPEAKER_03 16:31

Say right into my trees.

SPEAKER_02 16:37

Well, that's definitely not a I used, I used a chainsaw. Yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_04 16:41

Um we don't know how to cut down a fucking tree.

SPEAKER_16 16:44

Are they done yet? I gotta leave that way.

SPEAKER_02 16:47

Shane, I guarantee you'll be out of here. I'm stuck here for a second.

SPEAKER_15 16:52

That's pretty impressive, though, from the time that they we got here. A tree fell and they're already there.

SPEAKER_02 16:58

They must have known. Yeah. Yeah. Maybe they did it. I think it was an inside tree job. I think it was. Go ahead and roll an attack. Do I have weapons? You do. Okay. I I I have my like. You have your shit. I'm gonna say it's a great axe. Sure. Roll to hit. Roll to hit. Alright. Uh five plus two is seven. Okay, you go to swing with your great axe at this wolf. Uh-huh. And as the axe comes down, you are about to strike true on its neck, but you feel a magical force suddenly stop the axe, and you see the wolf slowly stand on its hind legs, and it starts to etherealize and take the familiar shape of Eternal Flair, the freak that you had mentioned earlier. And he's like, Wow.

SPEAKER_06 17:55

Wow.

SPEAKER_02 17:56

Eternal Eternal Flair. That's moi, yes. What the fuck? You just tried to kill me.

SPEAKER_04 18:05

I just wanted to get to the man himself.

SPEAKER_13 18:08

No, roll roll persuasion.

SPEAKER_02 18:14

No. No.

SPEAKER_14 18:18

Best impar improvner. Six. Six, yeah. Um, no, you just tried to kill me.

SPEAKER_04 18:28

I didn't know it was you. That's a good point.

SPEAKER_13 18:31

Okay. Okay, okay, okay.

SPEAKER_04 18:34

I just thought you were an animal.

SPEAKER_13 18:35

Okay, okay.

SPEAKER_06 18:37

That's a whole can of worms in itself. Okay. Hello, hi. Hi, hi. Hello. What do you want?

SPEAKER_02 18:47

Well, I was just I I heard you were demand about town. I want to help you.

SPEAKER_13 18:52

Okay. What do you want?

SPEAKER_11 18:56

You stealing these people's souls?

SPEAKER_13 18:58

Oh, yeah.

SPEAKER_11 18:59

Um yeah, maybe a little bit.

SPEAKER_13 19:00

Yeah. Uh actually, this would be perfect. Uh give me the lamp.

SPEAKER_02 19:04

You got it.

SPEAKER_13 19:05

The lamp that's in town. Yeah, just bring me the lamp.

SPEAKER_02 19:07

Okay. Yeah, I'm glad we could cut out this fucking bullshit. Oh, yeah, this is great. I mean Okay. And then he dabs and snaps and in a gli a puff of purple smoke, he dissipates. Wait, where are we supposed to find you? He purple smokes back in. He's like, oh, down the well. Right. Right. Yeah. Yeah. I remember that. I'm glad you listened to the product, Mark. I do. Yeah, I remember how we all got down there. You guys would remember the lamp is in the empty household as well. You got the lamp last time as well.

SPEAKER_03 19:41

Okay.

SPEAKER_16 19:41

Okay. You guys want to just go get that lamp? Let's go get the lamp.

SPEAKER_03 19:45

We we get on the train tracks and then we look for something squirrely.

SPEAKER_02 19:48

Yeah. Okay. So you go and you enter the f the same house that had the lamp. It's wall, wall, wall, and just a lamp. Uh and you see uh lamp just sitting there in the center of the room.

SPEAKER_03 20:02

Rub it, that's right. There's a genius. Yeah. Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 20:06

We waited to rub it until we got down there the last time.

SPEAKER_16 20:08

Oh yeah, that's right. Should we rub it now? I think we should all do it at the same time. Alright, let's triple rub.

SPEAKER_02 20:12

Alright. We rub. Okay. You rub, and as you start to rub, the purple smoke starts to etherealize. And as you continue rubbing, you see eternal flare pop out of the lamp and go, hello!

SPEAKER_13 20:28

Oh! Yay! You found the lamp! Bring it to me, please! I'll grant you one wish each.

SPEAKER_03 20:37

Ooh! I think this is pretty easy.

SPEAKER_13 20:40

Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 20:40

I think we know what to wait for.

SPEAKER_02 20:41

I think so.

SPEAKER_03 20:42

Roy. Well, you're here. Why do we have to bring it to you?

SPEAKER_02 20:44

You just came out.

SPEAKER_06 20:45

Oh no, no. This is a projection. Oh. Yes, yes. I I kind of need the lamp to leave, so that'd be great if you got me the lamp so I could leave.

SPEAKER_02 20:59

Timeout. How did we get out last time? What was the end of the last one? Do you guys remember? Oh no.

SPEAKER_15 21:07

Didn't we?

SPEAKER_02 21:08

I thought we kept rubbing until he went in. I think that's what it was. I mean.

SPEAKER_15 21:13

Oh yeah, you had to rum. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I think that's right. You jerk him off to win.

SPEAKER_02 21:21

And that's what we're supposed to do, though. Jerk him off?

SPEAKER_14 21:23

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 21:23

Yeah, that's how that's how we got out. Alright, so we we we put him to completion last time.

SPEAKER_15 21:29

We gotta edge him now.

SPEAKER_02 21:30

We don't want to do that.

SPEAKER_15 21:31

No. Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 21:32

No, we have to. In the crazy fucking logic of what was explained to us by the worm, we have to go like we're going to do that, but look for something weird. Oh, yeah.

SPEAKER_05 21:41

Yes, hello, I'm still here.

SPEAKER_15 21:43

Oh, there's it. There he is.

SPEAKER_05 21:44

Stop pimp. What's going on?

SPEAKER_02 21:47

So we're not supposed to do the exact same thing that we did last time, right? Because that'll end the story. We get pooped back out.

SPEAKER_05 21:52

Poop back out. We'll have to try again. Yes. We're looking for something caddy wampus afoot. Okay, but we we get we we are On the right track? I mean, I would say so. There's gotta be you know you're getting closer when things get harder. So So we do have to make him come. I mean Alright.

SPEAKER_02 22:17

I don't like you. Take this. Bury it. The the lamp in the lamp.

SPEAKER_15 22:24

You're you're holding the lamp in one and your uh son in the other. I didn't know which one you wanted to do. Sorry, there you go. Yep, thank you. Alright. I do it. I go down there and I dig. Where do you dig?

SPEAKER_02 22:37

Don't tell him. He's eternal flare. He knows. No, he talks like this.

SPEAKER_15 22:43

Uh we're in the where are we? We're in you're in a house and just had the lamp today. Right. So I'll go out of the house, I go to the backyard. Okay.

SPEAKER_02 22:52

Roll perception for me for the backyard. Five. Five. Okay. Uh as you walk out to the backyard, you hit a door frame on the way out. Knocked out Colton. You walk around to the backyard. It's not much of a backyard. It's literally just the back of the house and then yard. Because this is a very poor town. Like there was only seven buildings total, and like two of them were houses. So you start to dig, and yeah, I'd say you are able to dig pretty easily. Pretty you're it's soft soil, so you're able to scuff it up with your paws pretty quick. Great. I spit the lamp in there and I bury it. Sure, it is now buried. Alright, Ranger. Yeah. What do you think we do? I don't know. Last time we saw Eternal Flair come back in as the wolf and he stole the soul from those people in the village. I think that was about it. I don't know why it took us four fucking episodes to get there. I don't know either. I don't know either. Um I want you two, AI and Ranger, to roll perception for me. I got a fifteen. I got a two. Okay. So AI, you notice that the town is poor. Ranger, you notice that the sky has started to get a deeper and deeper purple. And you remember this was the sign of the wolf coming to take the townsfolk.

SPEAKER_16 24:31

Yo. The sky's turned purple. The sky's turned purple. Remember what happened last time? No. The wolf. He came back when that happened. He started taking the townspeople. I think it's about to happen again.

SPEAKER_02 24:42

So we need to we need to go towards the way the story goes. And look for something off. Okay. So the wolf comes back and you see everyone in the town with their eyes rolled in the back of their head start to shamble outside. And the wolf goes and transforms again into Eternal Flare. And he sees you three, and before he can snap to take two people, he goes.

SPEAKER_13 25:15

Um small small question. I I happen to notice you don't have my lamp.

SPEAKER_15 25:24

We can't find it. Don't know where it is. Um don't know where it is. Could be anywhere.

SPEAKER_14 25:28

Oh, oh, okay.

SPEAKER_02 25:30

I'm gonna call bullshit on that. You summoned me with the lamp. So we lost it, we mean.

SPEAKER_15 25:37

Oh yeah, I tripped and then it fell.

SPEAKER_02 25:40

And I did too, and I didn't see what I we fell into a different well roll deception with disadvantage for me. Fuck. I got a 15. With disadvantage? Mm-hmm. It was a pretty good roll. I've had dog shit rolls all game.

SPEAKER_12 25:54

I got a nine.

SPEAKER_02 25:56

Yeah, mine disadvantage nine.

SPEAKER_12 25:58

It's not bad.

SPEAKER_02 25:59

15, 9, 9.

SPEAKER_12 26:00

Not bad.

SPEAKER_02 26:03

No. But two of you failed. Two of you needed to succeed for it to well, you didn't tell us that before we rolled. No, yeah.

SPEAKER_16 26:09

I would have changed my hands.

SPEAKER_02 26:10

I would have tried harder.

SPEAKER_14 26:11

Oh.

SPEAKER_02 26:13

So he goes, Yeah, I'm um I'm gonna call bullshit. This is you guys are acting call him. Yeah, what's he gonna say?

SPEAKER_09 26:24

Oh, hello.

SPEAKER_02 26:27

Oh, it's bullshit.

SPEAKER_09 26:28

Hey, it's me, bullshit.

SPEAKER_02 26:30

Paint a picture of who bullshit is. Bullshit is this gelatinous human of a man. He every place that he should have limbs or like folds. So he looks like he is literally melting into job of the hut type of deal. Yes. Okay. Yes. And he is bald and he is wet. Okay. Sorry, it's a pocket dial.

SPEAKER_09 26:54

Oh, okay. Well, if you mean if you need me, let me know. It's FaceTime.

SPEAKER_02 27:00

Oh, it's FaceTime. You look beautiful.

SPEAKER_09 27:02

Oh, no one's ever told me that before.

SPEAKER_02 27:05

Oh, I don't even need to roll.

SPEAKER_09 27:07

No. I have very low self-esteem. So this is great. Um, okay. Bye.

SPEAKER_06 27:16

He leaves. Oh, he's gonna come back. So you see Eternal Flair go. Okay. I was warned that you guys would be coming. You want the plot hole, yes? What what?

SPEAKER_02 27:31

Wait, you know about this? Whoops. Quick, roll deception. Maybe you could cover for it. Okay, gotta get negative one.

SPEAKER_15 27:40

I I I start fuck. I start going on the two chords.

SPEAKER_02 27:45

You got a two? You didn't ask him to roll, it was a joke. Oh shit.

SPEAKER_15 27:51

I start switching sides and I and I go, yeah, you can never trust these two over here, you know.

SPEAKER_02 28:00

What? You know, it sounds like all of you need to have a little bit of cohesion, and he snaps. I'm gonna insert one of your mouth clicks for the snap notes. Are you kidding me? You've had like three all-timers this episode. Are you serious? Yeah. Mark and I looked at each other and talked about one. What?

SPEAKER_15 28:22

No, every time you talk. There was one where we both looked at each other like, whoa.

SPEAKER_16 28:27

Yeah, every time you do it, I look down to be like, I don't want to acknowledge it.

SPEAKER_02 28:33

I'm gonna You're great. No, I'm not. I'm Grant.

SPEAKER_16 28:36

Uh hey, we're just helping become a better version of yourself.

SPEAKER_07 28:41

Shut the fuck up, Shad.

SPEAKER_16 28:43

Over deception.

SPEAKER_07 28:44

Okay, yeah, okay, there we go.

SPEAKER_02 28:47

God damn it. Three. When he snaps, all of you start to feel yourselves rise up out of your body, and you start to listen, that wasn't a clip, that was a swallow. That was a glump. So you feel yourself start to rise up out of your body, and everything goes black for a minute. And then all of you open your eyes first. AI you open your eyes to see Ranger Danger. Your child. And Eric Standing in front of you. John You open your eyes. And you see a Scottish terrier in front of you. Ranger, you open your eyes. And you see John Lake and a a half elf in front of you. So for the duration of while you guys are in each other's bodies, I would love for you guys to use each other's character sheets. Oh fuck. Alright.

SPEAKER_16 30:17

Yo, what's this about, yo? Yeah. What do you mean it? Am I you? Am I you? You, me? Is that what you guys are doing to me right now? We're in different bodies right now? We different?

SPEAKER_04 30:33

What do you mean?

SPEAKER_16 30:35

Are we what Noah? We're in the different bodies.

unknown 30:39

Fuck.

SPEAKER_07 30:41

God damn it.

SPEAKER_16 30:42

I can't do it.

SPEAKER_04 30:43

I can't fucking do it. Listen here, you little bitch. You're gonna listen to me. I don't sound like that, dude.

SPEAKER_02 30:51

Why are you looking at me? I want you to make me roll for something. I guess I can't I can't roll against him because he's a player. God damn it.

SPEAKER_04 30:59

Can I roll like intimidation against players?

SPEAKER_02 31:02

I mean you can, but they are you're rolling against their, I think, wisdom throw.

SPEAKER_15 31:07

I can't deceive worth shit. Fuck this accent.

SPEAKER_02 31:12

You see, you see um you, AI's son, perk up and go, Fuck, he changed the bodies.

SPEAKER_05 31:27

Oh no.

SPEAKER_02 31:29

I hate this. I hate this so much. This is the worst day this could have happened. I'm so out of it. No.

SPEAKER_16 31:39

I'm having a great time. Wait, Miss, we we're in different bodies. How we how do we get back in our our regular bodies? We'd probably have to work together. Do you have any thoughts over there?

SPEAKER_15 31:53

I think um I think we just all should uh try to, you know, maybe you do an impression of shape.

SPEAKER_12 32:06

I know it's great. It's great.

SPEAKER_15 32:08

I love it. Trying to do uh just uh, you know, uh party.

SPEAKER_14 32:18

I was so excited for this episode.

SPEAKER_04 32:22

No. All right. I guess I'm gonna have to be the one to push through. All right.

SPEAKER_16 32:30

All right, fuck this accent. Like my brain is not literally not doing it right now. I'm fucking dude.

SPEAKER_02 32:38

Do me a favor. Yeah, in a in a separate window, like bring up and like minimize Tony Soprano. I've never seen that show. Uh, but you'll you know what he sounds like. Uh have you seen my cousin Vinny? No. Uh anti-Italian. Yeah. I'm trying to think of other uh you've seen Brat Tattooe.

SPEAKER_16 33:02

Listen, you guys, uh oh my god. This is off the rails. Fuck me. Oh, you just look at my Instagram?

SPEAKER_14 33:12

You put a picture of Shane to get into character.

SPEAKER_02 33:17

Oh my god. Could just look over at him. Where are we? I don't know. You're still in the town center.

SPEAKER_04 33:24

All right. Here's what we're gonna do.

SPEAKER_15 33:28

That accent is awful. I can barely take it.

SPEAKER_04 33:34

We're we're gonna we're gonna we're gonna talk to these townspeople.

SPEAKER_16 33:39

Are you gonna need me to shake them down? What the fuck is this?

SPEAKER_13 33:45

This episode's just gonna be tall.

SPEAKER_02 33:47

Dude, you you've been on television as an actor.

SPEAKER_13 33:50

Return to chapter three. Shane can't do Italian accents.

SPEAKER_16 33:55

Uh well, here's the thing. Uh when I have time to prepare for things, I'm great. Uh this is why I often.

SPEAKER_04 34:01

You're also an upper body.

SPEAKER_16 34:02

I know, but I also I know, but I also uh You're the best actor here. Well, thanks. Uh but I'm also have to be in the right headspace. And I'm just not there. All right.

SPEAKER_02 34:12

If you need to take a moment to Jim Carrey, it's up to you. Yeah, right? Put a mask on. Hold on. Let me give me two seconds to this. No, you you take your time to do this. Whatever that like coming into the scene is.

SPEAKER_05 34:23

Speed. I am speed.

SPEAKER_16 34:26

I just need to hear the voice. Talk for me real quick. In that voice. Well, you want me to talk to you? You want me to talk to you? Like a fucking fucking snuts.

SPEAKER_04 34:36

Come over here and you eat my pizza and fuck my wife. Fuck my wife.

SPEAKER_16 34:39

You think I'm in the mob? No, I fucking got a legitimate business, you piece of shit. I would fist your cousin to death. Straight in the cloaca. There you go. Okay, let's try it. We'll see what works.

SPEAKER_04 34:49

Alright.

SPEAKER_16 34:50

We're gonna we're gonna take this town over. Yeah, let's take it over. You guys know what I'm talking about? Yeah, let's take it over.

SPEAKER_02 34:57

Okay, we go up to the lady whose son is stuck in the well. Oh we need to get your son, don't we?

SPEAKER_11 35:05

Oh, oh, yes, Timmy, little Tim Tim is stuck in the well. Yes, yeah.

SPEAKER_02 35:10

Okay, let's play this game.

SPEAKER_15 35:12

How are you doing?

SPEAKER_11 35:14

Ooh, hello.

SPEAKER_15 35:16

You uh Hello! Does uh Timmy have a dad?

SPEAKER_11 35:22

I'm actually a single mom. Yes, yes.

SPEAKER_15 35:26

Nice.

SPEAKER_11 35:28

Nice.

SPEAKER_16 35:29

We go back to the well.

SPEAKER_02 35:30

Okay, you're at the well. You just hear hello.

SPEAKER_16 35:33

Hey Tim, we gotta get you out of the well, uh, Capiche.

SPEAKER_02 35:36

Okay, that'd be great. Why don't you fly down and get him?

SPEAKER_16 35:41

Oh shit, I forgot I had wings. Alright, I fly down. Okay, you're down there with him. So, buddy. Listen, you gotta get on my back if we want to do this. You gotta get on my back.

SPEAKER_02 35:49

Oh, um, okay. Uh and he climbs on your back. Make a strength check to see if you can lift him out of here. I don't have my dice.

SPEAKER_15 36:00

Alright. Careful, one of those has an infinity sign.

unknown 36:05

Alright.

SPEAKER_02 36:07

13. 13? I'd say you're able to lift a child. Alright. We fly his ass out of this well. Alright, you fli you fly him out. He goes, ah, thanks. Um, here you go, and he hands you each three like pennies.

SPEAKER_15 36:23

Hey, uh Timmy, uh, if your mama got you out of the well, saves me.

SPEAKER_16 36:28

All right. We gonna take credit for my shit now?

SPEAKER_02 36:32

Yeah. And well, love. You were more proud of that than we were often. Oh, I think that's this whole podcast.

SPEAKER_04 36:46

All right, we've got our pennies. It's time to ish. I wish I knew where this fucking page rip, this this plot hole was. And I flip the penny into the well.

SPEAKER_02 37:00

Okay. What happens? Well, the wishes take well. I get the get the string. Get the gun. You guys do remember from last time that it took a little bit of time for the wishes to come true.

SPEAKER_16 37:18

That's right. That's right. This is where my biggest. Okay, we'll just wait. That's right. Let's just wait. That's right.

SPEAKER_07 37:24

Yeah, let's just wait around.

SPEAKER_16 37:25

You know what? Why do why we don't have to make all the wishes at once? Just fucking wait. Why do I gotta do my wish now? Because he's got he's got the wish I want. Why am I gonna wish for the same wish right now?

SPEAKER_03 37:35

Could could wish for something better?

SPEAKER_16 37:38

Oh, like where are all the other plot holes in this whole fucking book? So we don't have to do this again. You know, I have a wish.

SPEAKER_15 37:44

I tossed my coin in there, and I go, um, I hope they can be stuck like this.

SPEAKER_02 38:01

It's like when there's already like a rip in your your pants or your sock or something, and you just shove all your fingers in there and you pull and you rip it as hard as you can.

SPEAKER_04 38:13

Now, uh Shane, obviously, what's better than uh I I put a hole in the sock.

SPEAKER_02 38:19

He ripped it open. You could like coat it in like motor oil or like shit or something, you know? So it's even unusable as a rag. You got any you got any thoughts?

SPEAKER_16 38:29

All right, I don't gotta fucking wish. Ready? It's penny's going right in there. I wish these two motherfuckers were dead.

SPEAKER_04 38:40

Yes! Yes, oh my god, doesn't an accent do wonders for characters? It does. Oh my god.

SPEAKER_02 38:48

Yeah, it does.

SPEAKER_04 38:50

Fuck yes, enjoy.

SPEAKER_02 38:52

Okay.

SPEAKER_16 38:53

Well, look at we just got the we just gotta wait for the shit to come through, right guys? Fuck it.

SPEAKER_14 38:58

You're just gonna sit around until you know where the plot holes are. You're gonna be stuck as each other until then, and then you two are just gonna die. What's your problem later?

SPEAKER_04 39:08

Hey, you come over here and you want us to die?

SPEAKER_16 39:10

Yeah, I'm just trying to put a little make-a-wish type of thing out, but well, it doesn't matter.

SPEAKER_03 39:18

What do you think of this?

SPEAKER_16 39:20

Fine with it. No, you know what? I all I'm thinking is you know what kind of fun I can have if I run a shakedown business as a bird? Fuck, I couldn't do this with my real life. I was a fucking loser. I just I didn't have an accent, I didn't have shit going on, I didn't really have any character development, I was just a fucking piece of shit. So hope you fucking die. Okay, now I'm the one in charge. I got the house, I got the fucking business, I got the wishes. So fuck you. Fuck all of you. Dead.

SPEAKER_04 39:46

Oh my god. Not only are we like switching the sound of our voices, we've become the other characters.

SPEAKER_02 39:57

You know what? Fuck you and fuck you. That's uh it's a nice Scottish accent, but yeah. AI thought to himself.

SPEAKER_04 40:10

You know what? Fuck you and fuck you too. Fuck me. What do I do? Not the goddamn thing. Yeah, exactly. You know what?

unknown 40:19

Give me.

SPEAKER_04 40:20

Oh yeah. What's up? Can I get one more penny?

SPEAKER_05 40:24

Let me scround you round and see if I can find he has pinworms.

SPEAKER_02 40:30

What is he doing? He's just searching with his ass. I know he's like, he reaches into his wallet and he pulls out a penny.

SPEAKER_04 40:38

I wish your owner was here. And toss it into the well.

SPEAKER_15 40:43

To be clarify, I'm gonna pause it. You're looking at me, yeah, which is Ranger Danger.

SPEAKER_04 40:52

Absolutely. No. Okay, so this is uh what's that boat metaphor for like if you replace each piece of the boat?

SPEAKER_02 41:01

Sisyphus? No, I know that's not. But it's the the boat where the boat thing. So if you replace every piece of it, is that still the original boat? That really doesn't work at all for this metaphor. But his soul is John Lick.

SPEAKER_14 41:13

So what his inner person or his outer person?

SPEAKER_02 41:16

His innie, his innie, his severance innie is John Lick. Hmm. I don't know, yeah. I'm gonna roll for that. I'm I'm rolling for this. I'm gonna I'm gonna have you guys not look. I'm just gonna say evens. Okay. The wish happens for John. Odds, it happens for Ranger. Okay. It rolled. The clouds slowly start to turn a deep purple as the flutter of pages start to return once more, and all of the sudden landing on the ground by the well, you see Rihanna Keeve's face plant out of the portal. And he stands up and he runs immediately to the Scottish Terrier, and he goes. Can I do a perception check? Because he came out of the sky? Yeah. Like in the out of the portal. So the portal appeared. What is this fucking horseshit? He comes out of the portal? That's not where my parents came from. I guess. You're a cocksucker, Grant.

SPEAKER_14 42:35

Well, yes, but I talk about my sexuality.

SPEAKER_02 42:39

And I'm very happy for you uh about that. Uh, but this is frustrating.

SPEAKER_15 42:47

Wow, your your dad's alive. I take out a gun and I hold it to his temple.

SPEAKER_10 42:52

What the fuck? Whoa. Wow.

SPEAKER_16 42:55

I didn't know how you felt like that.

SPEAKER_10 42:57

I come here bringing important news.

SPEAKER_16 43:00

Alright, what is it, guy?

SPEAKER_10 43:02

Edgar Allan Pooh knows you're hunting for the plot holes. That's not good.

SPEAKER_16 43:08

Who the fuck said plot holes out loud earlier? Who the hell did that? What kind of dumb shit on our team would say, hey, you know by the plot holes? Who would have done that? Uh I think it was you. I turned the gun towards the game. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.

SPEAKER_02 43:23

I turn it back.

SPEAKER_10 43:24

Reallocation. Listen, listen. I have been in another jail cell, forced to watch the misadventures of all of you.

SPEAKER_03 43:33

I put the gun down.

SPEAKER_10 43:34

Thanks. You see, Edgar Allan Pooh has a spy in each chapter that he inherits or plays as. If you remember.

SPEAKER_01 43:47

And then the worm pops up.

SPEAKER_02 43:48

And he goes, or not the worm. Uh the fucking uh fuck. Uh U pops up as the word. I do it, yeah. You pops up as the worm. I did it. And goes to shut the fuck up. That's why I named him that. You as the worm pops up and goes.

SPEAKER_05 44:05

Yes, that's right. Do you remember in chapter four, Dunkel Sprout, where the old man was killed? You're doing the wrong voice.

SPEAKER_02 44:12

No, it's the di the No U pops up. That is the bookworm. Yes. So it's you's voice. Yeah. Yes. Motherfucker. Do you remember back in chapter four when you were in Dunklsprout and the old man died, and the author had taken part of the mirror instead. The author was the mirror.

SPEAKER_15 44:38

Say that again. Say that word.

SPEAKER_02 44:39

The author was the mirror. The mayor? The mirror, yeah. The mayor.

SPEAKER_15 44:45

Yeah, what?

SPEAKER_14 44:45

That's what the mirror.

SPEAKER_15 44:48

Okay. The thing you when you look in, you see yourself. Yes. Got it. Yes. Oh, a mirror.

SPEAKER_02 44:55

What the fuck? No, the mirror. I'm saying. No, hold on. Am I not saying? I'm genuinely afraid I am having the dream. What are you trying to say? Mirror.

SPEAKER_15 45:13

Okay, if you go into a bathroom and you look at yourself in a bathroom, what is that thing? Mirror.

SPEAKER_02 45:20

Okay. Who is Janet Cowell? What? The Raleigh What? Oh, Mirror.

unknown 45:26

What?

SPEAKER_15 45:27

Oh no.

SPEAKER_02 45:28

Fuck, dude. What is Zoran Mamdanny?

SPEAKER_14 45:30

The mayor of New York.

SPEAKER_02 45:32

Grant, are you dead ass fucking serious right now?

SPEAKER_14 45:35

What?

SPEAKER_02 45:37

Grant. Grant, how have you gone through you hear it in like television? You know that's not how it's pronounced. M-A-Y-O-R. Yeah, mayor. Yeah. Mare. Whoa. What's going on?

SPEAKER_15 45:53

We all you we gotta start the whole podcast over.

SPEAKER_02 45:57

You guys are with me on that. Yeah. Okay. All right. All right. Hold on. Hold on. I got I got something for you. How do you think you Dan? I'm glad this is on tape. Alright, say it. Merror. Take your take your thing off.

unknown 46:12

Hold on.

SPEAKER_02 46:12

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, you should know. Alright, say it. Mirror. Yeah.

SPEAKER_14 46:22

Merror.

SPEAKER_02 46:23

Damn. What's happening right now? You're not pronouncing it right. It's mayor. That's what I'm saying. You're saying mirror. Yeah. Oh, wild.

SPEAKER_16 46:35

This is crazy. We can't even finish the podcast now. Oh, wild. This is like those uh things that they play, and it's like, is it saying like this or is it saying this? Yanni, or yeah.

SPEAKER_11 46:52

Are you fucking with us? No.

SPEAKER_16 46:54

Damn. Damn. I'm gonna have to defer to counsel on this. I mean, there's nothing to defer to.

SPEAKER_02 47:00

What? It's fucking weird, right? No, I've I've gathered that. They're on his side. Yeah, yeah. It's three to one right now. I don't even know what I want. I'm pretty sure you didn't say it this way the first time. Mirror. No, no, no. No, I've never heard this before. Hold the phone. He's having a slide. He's gotta be. Is this face?

SPEAKER_16 47:25

Yeah, is this face trooping?

SPEAKER_14 47:27

Do you guys get what I'm saying? Yes, we do now.

SPEAKER_16 47:29

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. City councilman. Elected official.

SPEAKER_02 47:33

Yes. Well, that the Edgar Allan Pooh acts as one of the characters in each story. Okay. So with that in mind, he's Eternal Flair. So when he realized you guys were searching for the plot holes, he was like, oh fuck. And then he switched your bodies. Thank you for telling us that, Rihanna Keeves.

SPEAKER_16 47:56

Wow. Damn. Oh, we've learned we've learned a lot. Damn, I fucked it up, guys. I fucked it up.

SPEAKER_10 48:02

Yeah.

SPEAKER_16 48:02

No, I did.

SPEAKER_10 48:03

Um, uh so just uh graduate and stuff a dog. How have you been?

SPEAKER_03 48:12

I hate you and I never want to see you again, and I hope that you get hit by a car.

SPEAKER_00 48:17

Oh my god.

SPEAKER_07 48:18

I hope that you get hit by a car.

SPEAKER_04 48:23

I hate you. The best thing that ever happened to me was that I ran away from you.

SPEAKER_15 48:32

You see. Hey, uh, Dad. Uh I'm it's we it's weird, and I know it's it's hard to explain. Don't listen to him. We all don't listen to him. Uh you don't want to listen to that. That's uh we all switched bodies and I'm Yeah, this fucker is your kid.

SPEAKER_04 48:51

What's more believable? That we switched bodies or that I hate you.

SPEAKER_10 48:56

Well, I I I was watching and really trying to get you back. I mean, this is this is uh development for sure.

SPEAKER_15 49:10

Yeah.

SPEAKER_10 49:11

Well, you reached me here.

SPEAKER_15 49:13

I go up and uh I kiss him on the mouth.

SPEAKER_10 49:16

Full tongue? No, it's just okay. Okay, one, two, three.

SPEAKER_02 49:23

Uh while you two are kissing, I it's just one.

SPEAKER_10 49:28

It's platonic. My son.

SPEAKER_15 49:32

I missed you so much.

SPEAKER_10 49:33

Yes. That's great. I missed you too. It's uh that sounded like I didn't miss you, but I did.

SPEAKER_02 49:39

I believe you. I turn away and I start to cry.

SPEAKER_10 49:42

Okay.

SPEAKER_02 49:43

You're crying silently like a man.

SPEAKER_14 49:48

What does Scottish crying sound like?

SPEAKER_02 49:54

Oh, he's singing. Yes, I'm crying. Yes, I'm crying. No, I uh I'm overcome with the emotion of of seeing because even though I know I I fell out of the the nest and I I made my own way. I still do have a soft spot and I I miss that loving embrace of family.

SPEAKER_16 50:18

Yes. I put my I noticed what's happening, I put my arm around him. I go, listen, buddy. Listen, family's the most important thing you can have in your life. I get it, man. I know you're sad, and I know you've been taking out a lot of your anger on everybody else because you've missed your own family, okay? But listen, we're gonna stick together. Stop fighting. We're a family now, okay?

SPEAKER_10 50:38

Oh, I think I remember that from Fast and Furious Five.

SPEAKER_16 50:42

Yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_03 50:43

Do you really mean it?

SPEAKER_16 50:45

Yeah, I mean, that no, we're not we're not getting anything by fighting, you know. We gotta we gotta get together for family.

SPEAKER_02 50:52

I go over and I kiss uh keeves on the lips.

SPEAKER_04 50:56

Oh I can be your name. I I I've I've been acting out, and I apologize.

SPEAKER_16 51:09

And I don't kiss anybody because a kiss for me means death. Uh that is true. Oh no. Oh shit, you guys, I wish for your deaths. Oh, fuck you. That's right. I oh I I fly into the well and I start scooping up pennies. He didn't apologize. So we're gonna die soon. I'm gonna say, hold on, I'm gonna save you, motherfuckers. I start, I go, this one was this, I can start grandpa. This one was my wish. My dream. It didn't come true. So I'm taking them back. I'm taking them all back. And I put them uh in my bird pockets. Sure. And I fly out of the well. Okay. All the pennies. Yeah. Alright, you have all of the pennies out of the well. Alright, guys, we got we got a chance to do this again.

SPEAKER_03 51:52

It doesn't it doesn't mean anything. If it meant something, he'd get sucked out again.

SPEAKER_10 51:56

I'm still here.

SPEAKER_16 51:58

Oh. So I just flew down there for nothing.

SPEAKER_10 52:01

I mean it was really cool.

SPEAKER_16 52:02

It was really cool. Yeah, it looked pretty cool, didn't it?

SPEAKER_04 52:04

But if it solves the problem, then maybe it'll tell us where the plot hole is.

SPEAKER_10 52:10

Well, actually, um Oh great. I think I can help and at least grant that wish. I know where the plot hole is. I was excited to see you and I wanted to kiss you once platonically. No, I before I came in here, Edgar Allan Pooh was obviously casting a spell, and I saw him almost like pantomiming and talking to himself, but he was saying stuff like, Oh, you want the plot hole, come get it.

SPEAKER_15 52:47

And then I saw him Is he spreading his cheeks when he said that would be pretty funny?

SPEAKER_10 52:53

Doing a goatsey and doing a row. I saw him take like a journal out, and this dungeon appeared, but it's almost like he was rewriting this dungeon to be different and almost trickier and harder.

SPEAKER_03 53:16

Oh, it's the fucking thing we've been doing.

SPEAKER_10 53:18

If you know where a dungeon is, that could possibly be where it goes.

SPEAKER_16 53:25

Down the well. Down the well.

SPEAKER_02 53:28

Let's do it. All right, you guys want to get on my back? Yes. I mean am I coming too? I I've been here the whole time as well. I grab him and drop him into the well. I don't know that voice. Who is that? That's Timmy. Oh, he's just been hanging out. Yeah, I mean, I've I've been hanging out. It's been pretty cool, pretty cool. Yeah. Alright, we head down. All right, as you head down, you see the familiar cursive, like ethereal writing on the door that originally said eternal flare. But this time it says come and get it, fuckers. And with that, we end our episode. Oh my god. Alright. That does it for another episode of Comedy and Dice. Thank you so much for tuning in. We really appreciate every one of you that listens every week. If you just randomly stumbled upon this one, sorry, this is this is not really a podcast you can join from the middle. It's a little weird. But regardless, thank you to everybody that has listened, everyone that follows us on social media, that is at comedy, the letter and dice, comedy and dice. Thank you to everyone on our Patreon that supports us over there. It really means a lot that we're working towards trying to break even on the podcast with the hosting fees and whatnot. Thank you to everyone that came out to our Raleigh Comedy Festival show. It was a ton of fun at the HIPAA last weekend. We really appreciate everybody that bought a ticket, everybody that came out. Unfortunately, we did not get a chance to record this one, but don't worry, we're gonna have plenty of more live shows in the future that we will put over on our Patreon. And maybe a few will make it to the main feed. Thank you to our cast. I have been Tyler Wood playing AIE. We have Grant Janik as our DM, we have Mark Brady as John Lick, and we have Ranger Danger as Shane Smith. Actually, reverse that one is Shane Smith as Ranger Danger, but he embodies the character so much I get a little mixed up sometimes. And no, I'm not going to try to do the switched around ones from this episode. It's I was in it and I'm still confused. But hopefully we get that sorted next week. I think if we keep trying to do these accents, it might kill me and Shane, I'm not sure. Also, a big thank you to Lisa Correo for playing the narrator and Tim White, aka DD Sluggers, for the intro and outro music that you're listening to at this very moment. You can check him out on all social medias at DD Sluggers. That's all I have for you this week. Please tune in two weeks from now, April 15th, for another episode of Comedy and Dice. Thank you guys. Take care.

SPEAKER_14 56:37

Does anyone else hear that? Is someone chopping a tree down?

SPEAKER_02 56:40

There is a construction site across the street. That's probably what that is.

SPEAKER_16 56:43

People do construction at eight at night.

SPEAKER_02 56:48

Okay, fair enough. Well, yeah, because they can only go halfway through and then they let the wind come and blow it down. Swish.

SPEAKER_16 56:56

Uh like a tree collapsed and they're chopping it.

SPEAKER_02 56:59

It's yeah, it's right outside. It's dark outside. Uh oh shit. For real?

SPEAKER_12 57:10

Interesting. Or it hit the power lines. Huh. Well, we still have power.

SPEAKER_03 57:14

Fuck 'em. It's not our problem.

SPEAKER_12 57:16

Well, I gotta go home at some point.

SPEAKER_03 57:17

Oh no, you guys are guys, we have plenty of time. We're 14 minutes in. They got over an hour. We gotta do a wrap-up.

SPEAKER_02 57:28

Fuck it, go ahead. Wonder what the stinger's going to be.