Comedy N Dice Live Show at Goodnights Comedy Club August 24, 2025

As an interlude to our regularly scheduled story, please enjoy this recording of our live show from Goodnights Comedy Club on August 24, 2025 featuring Tyler Wood, Shane Smith, Grant Janik, and Mark Brady.

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Transcript

SPEAKER_09 0:01

Hey everybody, we are a little behind on recording new episodes, so we didn't want to leave you hanging this week. That is why you are getting this, our live show from Goodnight's Comedy Club, August 24th, 2025. It was a fun one. We hope you enjoy.

SPEAKER_02 0:19

Alright, thank you so much for coming in to Comedy and Dice. We are four comedians who love to play Dodge and Dragons. We also just put out a podcast, so if y'all want to check that out. Yeah. Thank you. Uh so it's just me up here right now. And that's because at your DM, I have to go over something with you, the audience, first, before I let the players in on something. So I have a special role for someone here in the audience. I'm gonna trust you, sir. You want to do a special role for me? This is a horn. I'm gonna hand this horn to you. I do need that back at the end of the night. I want you to just conceal that, hide that. At some point, about like maybe 15, 20 minutes, or wherever you see fit into the campaign. I want you to just honk that horn. And that's gonna trigger a random encounter. So wherever we're at in this campaign, you honk that horn, I'm gonna make it work. Sound good? Alright. Uh with that out of the way, I'm gonna go ahead and get the rest of your players up here. So let's give a hand to the rest of your players. Alright. Uh up first, we're gonna have the person next to me because he's also awkward, so it's gonna be hard for him to get up here too. Give it up for Tyler One!

unknown 1:58

I hit you right there. Alright. There we go. I'm huge. Okay.

SPEAKER_02 2:09

Introduce somebody else who's not focused on that. Fair enough. Also, we have the wonderful Mark Brady. And then last but not least, we have the magnificent Shane Smith. Alright, you can't move that.

unknown 2:37

Can I turn it this way?

SPEAKER_02 2:38

You can turn it that way, absolutely.

unknown 2:40

A little profile.

SPEAKER_02 2:41

There we go. This is the closest I've ever been to four men. This is a lie.

unknown 2:46

That's true.

SPEAKER_02 2:47

That's true.

SPEAKER_01 2:48

It gets better.

SPEAKER_02 2:52

That's what I told myself in college. Alright. So a couple of things just to go over with y'all. Again, this is a DD show that we do. We're kind of silly. We're kind of fun. We're going to be loosey-goosey with the rules because it's always fun to be loosey-goosey with the rules. So if I hear one fucking um actually, I'm going to lose this. Okay?

SPEAKER_00 3:14

Yeah. Support it.

SPEAKER_02 3:16

Oh, did you already did you tell them what we did? With the thing we started? Yes, yes, I did.

SPEAKER_04 3:21

If you want to go into it a little bit more, this is uh about a year in the making, but we finally uh started the podcast. You guys can go listen to this show in podcast form right now on all major podcast platforms. Not during the show, but you can.

SPEAKER_02 3:35

Don't listen to the show. I mean, if this one kind of sucks, go ahead. I mean, whatever. We want you to have fun. Uh also, lastly, uh during the show, we're gonna have some free giveaways. What?

SPEAKER_06 3:48

Yeah, excluding one right now. Go ahead and throw that into the audience. It's free dice!

SPEAKER_02 3:56

I see someone on the ground. Probably shouldn't have given a heads up. I don't think the nerds are the best to hand on according to. Yeah, I was thinking Kyle's trying to navigate escalator. Alright, well, with that out of the way, um, let's go ahead and get into the introduction of our character. Shane, let's go with you first. Alright, I'm uh Barcus McFarless. Uh oh, I gotta read it off here because my phone's over there. Okay, I'm Barcus McFarkh, uh bookish peace lane wizard who doesn't like the outdoors. I'm sort of a sniveling, nerdy type of character, but don't let that fool you because my anger issues will unleash my powerful spells. Alright, give it up for Barclays McFarland. Number one is eyewall puncher. Yeah, I hate your eyewall.

unknown 4:51

Alright, cool.

SPEAKER_02 4:52

Why not? Alright, awesome.

SPEAKER_04 4:54

Uh, I am oooose.

SPEAKER_13 4:57

I'm a changeling rogue. They're three O's, so I have to go ooze every time. I'm a changeling rogue, so that means I can change into any people I want. My greatest life's accomplishment. I'm a shapeshifter who makes their living by shifting into unassuming people and stealing things.

SPEAKER_02 5:17

I'm not the most burstable of the bunch. That's fucking true. Uh but I'm definitely the sneakiest. And that's it. You ended that sentence on an upturn, so I thought you weren't. Yeah, well, there was more, but it's just notes for my character. So I decided for all that.

SPEAKER_06 5:35

Yeah, yeah. Give it up for ooze, everybody. Oh, I like that.

SPEAKER_02 5:40

I got a little beautiful following out there. Sorry, we're so close. No, it's okay.

SPEAKER_11 5:46

Uh my character Smeaf Smeef.

SPEAKER_13 5:49

I'm really interested to see what voice he went with, because we were talking about this before.

SPEAKER_11 5:53

It'll be a game time decision. Well, it's game time.

SPEAKER_01 5:58

We'll do it after the week.

SPEAKER_11 6:01

Uh Aquino, a crow person, a druid, likes uh nature.

unknown 6:06

No, I don't know that word.

SPEAKER_11 6:08

Uh also it's confusing.

SPEAKER_05 6:15

Uh, this is what happens when you get a job at a nerd podcast. It's like, how do we spell this?

SPEAKER_11 6:21

Uh also has a major irrational fear of clowns, likes being in the wild because guess what? There are no clowns there.

SPEAKER_02 6:30

Alright, give it up for Steam Steam. Alright, with that out of the way, should we get our story started? Alright. So we oh, by the way, they're they're already a party. They didn't just meet, they they're hanging out. Uh back friends. Alright, so we open in on our party to describe the way that you guys adventure together. Normally, you have like brave adventurers who go off and solve problems. Five dragons, get treasure, all of that jazz. That's not y'all. No. You get the scraps. You get just whatever's left over, right? So if someone's like, my cat's up a tree, that's y'all, baby. That's that's y'all. Uh so you're basically the small business of the adventuring party. That means that you enter back into a town where you were hired to actually get a cat for an old lady, you return to this cat to her, and you are about to leave town uh to go off and find your new hand member when all of a sudden a hurried and very like frantic woman rushes up to you and she's like, oh hell!

SPEAKER_13 7:43

What do you do?

SPEAKER_08 7:44

I shaveshift into her, I go, and I shaveshift back and I go, kind of rude, isn't it?

SPEAKER_00 7:52

I'm sorry, I'm sorry. It's just my son, he's gone missing.

SPEAKER_13 7:59

Real parent of the year over here.

SPEAKER_02 8:01

Yeah, really good. Hey, listen, guys, before we agree to do any quests, can we? I just registered as an LL theme because we're a small business, and I just want to know if what we're about to take on a lot. Okay, you have the floor. Oh no, I just started. I don't know how to end it. I just want to feel like it's my serious. Oh, you you're prompting us to do the business. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm more of the idea guys. The shareholder meeting all over again. All right, uh well, we're gonna put it, we're gonna circle back. Yeah, circle back. I love I love corporate speed. All right, you lost your son doing what?

SPEAKER_06 8:45

Well, uh, my son Chardwick, he's seven.

SPEAKER_08 8:49

The opposite.

SPEAKER_06 8:54

Yeah, and I'm worried he's about to become a ghost type.

SPEAKER_08 8:59

Okay, okay.

SPEAKER_13 9:00

Well, what what what could you tell us about Chodwick?

SPEAKER_03 9:06

You know, I can go find some other adventurer.

SPEAKER_02 9:08

No, no, we can uh it's it's uh it's a busy, it's a I mean it's a slow time of the month. We could really do the work. You should really be talking to our uh our PR guy.

SPEAKER_01 9:19

Can you help me find Chartwick?

SPEAKER_02 9:21

Game time disintegrate.

SPEAKER_01 9:26

Yeah, we can all find her.

SPEAKER_03 9:30

We just out of the company. Oh well.

SPEAKER_00 9:38

Thank you so much. So he's he's 17 years old.

SPEAKER_06 9:43

You're just gonna be your fucking man constantly. It's like when you're having a conversation with someone, but you don't know what to say. You're just like, yeah, yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_08 9:52

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_02 9:56

Yeah, so my son Chadwick, he's 17 years old. He you know, just got he's at that stage in life where he just wants to be more adventurous.

SPEAKER_01 10:04

And the bathroom.

SPEAKER_02 10:16

She looks at like the clothes spin that's like look at those sheep skin. Oh, yeah. Anyway, uh he went out of town just to go hang out with some of his friends, and he has not returned home. And I get really worried about him. How many hours has it been? Because really the police have a thrill for that. 24 hours. Now we'll do 23 because we're cooler than they are, but just curious.

SPEAKER_06 10:43

It's been 22, 59. 23.

SPEAKER_02 10:46

Okay, 23 lines. What do you have to say? 23 minutes. Alright. 23 minutes. Sort of a helicopter paradigm. Apparently, not good. Helicopter down. Okay, let's see. Uh okay, I'm happy to help, you know. We don't have that much going on.

SPEAKER_06 11:05

Great!

SPEAKER_02 11:06

You went that way. There is a matter of the matter of payment. Will there be payment?

SPEAKER_06 11:13

Oh, yeah.

SPEAKER_02 11:15

And how much is it? How often do I have to say what I have to want from you? Well, you're dealing with a business woman here, because that's also part of my backstory. Oh, yeah, a woman. Yes, and I'm here to tell my story.

SPEAKER_14 11:39

Birds have ears?

SPEAKER_11 11:40

No, I I I heard, but I didn't believe. No, he saw, but he didn't listen.

SPEAKER_02 11:48

Well, um obviously I'm a man. Oh, did this mic die? Oh my goodness. I hope so. Oh no. Do we have another mic in the back?

SPEAKER_03 11:57

Yeah, is it is this one, is this picking up?

SPEAKER_02 12:00

Check, check. Chef. Chef for check click again. Is it where sometimes when you fit with a lift? Oh, there we go. There we go. I think it's where I'm gonna go.

SPEAKER_05 12:08

Oh well, we need a we we need a picture. Of the kid. We can't just call it.

SPEAKER_06 12:17

Don't flatter yourself.

SPEAKER_05 12:18

I have my headshots if you want that.

SPEAKER_02 12:21

Yeah, selfie before we get going.

SPEAKER_05 12:23

Yeah, we we can see what we're what we're looking for.

SPEAKER_06 12:25

Yeah, yeah. Um, first of all, in order of payment, I am more than happy to give you a a microphone that works.

SPEAKER_02 12:32

Uh I am also happy to give you like 50 gold pieces and like uh I have a keg. You want that? Oh, I love it. I love it. I'm I you have me at uh the five and fifty, honestly. We would have taken less. But happy to take the 50 and the keg. That's fine. Uh and then she rustles into like her pouch and she hands you a picture of this 17-year-old human boy kind of blonde. Um he's looks kind of athletic. Looks kind of athletic, you could tell. Just every man. Yeah. 17, of course, yes.

SPEAKER_09 13:09

I shapeshift into him.

SPEAKER_03 13:13

I found your boy. Pay us now, please.

unknown 13:18

Pay us now. This is a speedrun of the show.

SPEAKER_11 13:34

It's gonna ask you a question if you want a tip, too.

SPEAKER_14 13:38

Go ahead above 40%.

SPEAKER_02 13:42

What are you trying to do with this?

SPEAKER_13 13:46

Uh I was just trying to go like, does this kind of look? Right, is there anything I need to change?

SPEAKER_06 13:52

A better attitude.

SPEAKER_02 13:56

No, it's it's spot on. It's it's perfect. Okay. Any any distinguishing marks, tattoos, scars? Uh the eye color right. Yes, eye colors right. It is a bluish, grayish, greenish, brownish color.

SPEAKER_11 14:11

He's not just that, he's not just a head. He has a whole rest of the body. The whole rest of body. Yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_02 14:15

He's not like.

SPEAKER_11 14:16

How great would it have been if I had just changed what was in the picture?

SPEAKER_02 14:19

Like from here up.

SPEAKER_05 14:22

There's a border.

SPEAKER_02 14:26

I just want that to be the case, Stephanie.

SPEAKER_06 14:28

Yeah, he's got legs. Oh.

SPEAKER_02 14:33

Good, but um, if you could make them a little bit longer, that'd be great.

SPEAKER_04 14:39

Perfect, got it. All right. Okay, I'm just gonna stay like this. Sorry if it makes you uncomfortable, but I really have to get into the mind of the subject that I'm not hunting. We don't do that anymore. Investigating, searching for.

SPEAKER_06 14:54

I'm gonna make them 18, just to say about you, Hunter.

SPEAKER_05 15:01

I killed him. Alright, it's not weird.

SPEAKER_06 15:04

Yeah, oh it's his birthday. That's why I want him home. You can also have some of the cake.

SPEAKER_03 15:15

That is.

SPEAKER_13 15:34

I know, I hate nature, but yeah, I want to get out of here. You'd rather be in nature, wouldn't you?

SPEAKER_02 15:39

Yeah.

SPEAKER_06 15:41

Go find my fucking son!

unknown 15:45

Alright.

SPEAKER_05 15:49

I know, yeah.

SPEAKER_02 15:51

Alright, so you all head off up to the hill. We go in the wrong direction. That way, we go that way. You go that way? Okay. Uh, you walk all the way around the earth and then that's a good shortcut right there, guys. All the way around. No, so if as you turn and walk this way, um, you see her kind of go like, he went that way. But that's you still go any this way? No, I'll go that way. Oh, thank you. No, I got four lines on a Google Doc. Um, so as you go and you walk out of town, you slowly start to hear this Ambient carnival music start to play in. And you see, as you approach the big top, this giant carnival just circling around. Yeah, was that the cue? Yes. Was that the music cue for the music? Yes. Looks like he's working on it though. It's a very quiet carnival, you know. So you can't hear it yet. But you put you see a sign for the carnival. What's on it? Carnival! Well, obviously there's gotta be like a character on it, right? Yeah, yeah, there is a clown. Oh you feeling over there? You guys can go, I'm staying right here. I've been told splitting up is not the best option for a live one shot. Did you say it's spitting up? No, split splitting up. Oh, what's up? Don't make me angry, I'll spell on you. Why don't you try to convince him? Oh, yeah, here we go. I got one of those. I heard you.

SPEAKER_11 17:53

I'm not what's on for this shit.

SPEAKER_02 17:57

Uh I would like to cast suggestion.

SPEAKER_06 18:00

Ooh. Okay.

SPEAKER_02 18:04

What's it say? So I can basically say any he uh for example. Uh I could say fetch the key. You can you can describe it out of character things. It's so hard to talk about. Uh for example, I could say fetch the key to the Colt's treasure bolt, which we don't have. When I'd said I will say, Hey, you know what? Clowns don't really bother you at this current moment. At least that's not scary. So let's just go in there. Let's just get in there, buddy. Let's just get in there. Didn't you hear my thing? No, but I cast it. I'm pretty powerful. What does he have to do to like save against it? Oh. Uh okay. So I need you to go ahead and roll a wisdom saving throw. Good luck, buddy. A mark with a wisdom throw. That's a he has a plus five to it. This is not true to find nine. Oh. That's with the plus five.

SPEAKER_13 19:03

That's pretty accurate white.

SPEAKER_02 19:05

Alright, so you feel these words overcome you, and you're like, this sign is not scary. I can power through, I can charge through this.

SPEAKER_08 19:20

Okay.

SPEAKER_02 19:21

Alright, let's get in there, guys. I love carnival. You know what I like the best? Uh then uh uh turkey shoe. Yeah, the turkey shoe because it's like a BB gun, but there's people around. Like you could go AWOL and just start taking people out. But nobody does. No guns for you. I'm a wizard, I don't need a gun.

SPEAKER_05 19:41

No guns for the nerd with anger issue. Don't worry, this isn't a school.

SPEAKER_02 19:46

Yeah, that's right.

SPEAKER_10 19:47

That's right.

SPEAKER_14 19:49

Oh, fantasy world with a school is too much.

SPEAKER_03 19:54

A lot of people say, eh, eh!

unknown 20:01

Alright.

SPEAKER_03 20:02

Okay.

SPEAKER_14 20:09

How long have you been staying on this? That's I found out I was a crow.

SPEAKER_12 20:15

So you guys approach in uh you guys want to roll perception to see more or less of what this crowd is.

SPEAKER_14 20:27

Twelve.

SPEAKER_02 20:28

Sounds like a good one. That's weight five. Is it passive perception? No, just regular perception. Oh my god, I need my laptop. Well, I'm I'm on my phone. I mean I'm doing even work. I I misclicked. And it was for strength check, so I don't know if it's a count, but I did roll a natural one. I don't know if that. No, you're gonna keep it back. Alright. Whoops. Alright, I've got a uh how is it how does it landed on okay? It's a 13. Okay. Uh I will say you too notice this. Uh you do not notice this, but every person walking around looks to be younger. They look to be human.

SPEAKER_01 21:09

Definitely over 18?

SPEAKER_02 21:10

Yes. Like right on the cusp and it's kind of weird you always check.

SPEAKER_05 21:19

You know, you know what all the rules are in the different counties.

SPEAKER_02 21:25

Yeah, he's always like, how old are they in Birdieard? They call me Shifty, but I don't know about you. Get out of that one! Uh, but you guys notice the main thing that you see is they're all wearing the same uniform clown makeup.

SPEAKER_08 21:45

Oh yeah.

SPEAKER_02 21:46

Nice. The only thing that's different is some clowns have a red nose, some clowns have a green nose, and uh some clowns have an orange nose. There are more reds than greens, and more green than reds. Than orange.

unknown 22:01

Oh my god.

SPEAKER_02 22:02

Is this a logic test? And green nose only wants to sit next to red nose on Tuesdays. Alright. I'm a rogue, so I could sneak around and do shit. Um I would like, in theory, I would like to uh try to sneak behind one of these clowns, give a little re-round, and try to steal their nose. Oh, a re-trail punk? You want to do a little retro? Yeah, I'll feel off if you're holding, you know what I mean? How big are the shoes? Every time we do one of these shows, I wait to see how long we can go until we like make this sexual. We didn't even make it like 20 minutes. Keep putting clowns in them. What do you expect? 15-year-olds. Mark's on the show. Alright, I'll cut that out. Alright. Okay, so I will say you see three clowns that you could potentially make your mark. Each of them with like the different color goes red, green, or orange. Which one are you choosing? Uh uh, which one's the most rare? It's orange. Orange. Orange. Uh go for orange. Okay. Six plus value. Go ahead and roll the six. Someone clam it for orange? Big orange fan.

unknown 23:19

Yeah.

SPEAKER_04 23:20

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 23:21

You must love this president.

SPEAKER_05 23:25

Oh fuck, is he here?

SPEAKER_02 23:28

We're talking about the president in the Forgotten Realms. It's the different person. It's a sentient orange. Orange. Listen, he wouldn't have made Shard Blank 18.

unknown 23:42

Woo!

SPEAKER_06 23:44

So what's your stealth roll?

SPEAKER_02 23:47

A stealth roll. Uh I'm currently getting uh no bars down here, so I'm just gonna roll a D20 and see what it gives me. Yeah, they're gonna keep grabbing.

SPEAKER_07 23:56

Oh!

SPEAKER_04 23:57

That will! Okay.

SPEAKER_02 23:59

What is it? This is a natural 20.

SPEAKER_04 24:01

Oh!

SPEAKER_02 24:04

I want to make I love what time we're recording the podcast. I do want to make a drinking game of every time we get a natural one or a natural twenty or a ten. I just want to get a drunk. Any number one through twenty. Yeah, something like that.

SPEAKER_13 24:21

So I I roll a natural twenty as I uh was trying to give a reach round to this orange-nosed clown. How do you want to do this? How do I want to do it?

SPEAKER_04 24:29

Uh I want to give him one of those, uh, you know, where you tap them on the shoulder, but you're actually on the other side. And I, with that tap, I go around with my with my other hand and just yeah, there you go.

unknown 24:47

Yeah, do it loud, do it loud. Yeah. Yeah. Alright. What the fuck? That was a big thing.

SPEAKER_01 24:55

Oh, what was this?

SPEAKER_04 24:58

I thought someone did that with their mouth. No. I was like, they're good at that.

SPEAKER_06 25:03

What's your name, man?

unknown 25:04

Antonio.

SPEAKER_06 25:05

Antonio? Antonio just triggered the secret encounter. Ooh.

SPEAKER_02 25:11

This is why we had to be outside. Meanwhile, Chris Hans is outside. Secret encounter. So as soon as you grab this nose, you realize that the nose doesn't come off. But I got a 20. Yeah, but if I got a 20, I can't yank your nose off of your face. If you're strong enough, I think you could.

SPEAKER_04 25:39

If I got a 20, I couldn't eye. Oh, okay. Alright, so uh I give him the old tug, and that that happens. And then uh he I assume turns towards me?

SPEAKER_02 25:52

Uh yes. And then as he turns towards me, I have shapeshifted into him.

SPEAKER_06 25:57

Okay, well that's that's okay. Yeah. As you shape shift into him, he looks at you, and you see his face start to change and shift.

SPEAKER_13 26:13

Alright, I'm playing keep up. I'm trying to do that too.

SPEAKER_02 26:17

And you see that this clown, his teeth slowly start to get sharper and sharper. And it's almost like where you tuck on the nose, it opens up, and you see these like spiderly tendrils creep out of his face.

SPEAKER_11 26:33

I do that too.

SPEAKER_03 26:36

I do that too.

SPEAKER_11 26:37

Is that is that a d can I do that? I start slowly stepping back.

SPEAKER_03 26:43

How are you feeling about all of this, bro?

unknown 26:45

What did I say?

SPEAKER_02 26:48

He's like, no, see?

SPEAKER_03 26:54

So, um Can I make any appendages out of my nose? Or is that is that?

SPEAKER_02 26:58

Roll it, roll a d20. Oh, alright. Yeah. I assume. Actually, let me do a let me do a manual. A manual? Yeah. Let me do an analog. Yeah, there we go. Can I use your pro? Yeah. And landed point on dying subject in there.

unknown 27:19

Well, yeah.

SPEAKER_09 27:25

Oh well.

SPEAKER_06 27:27

A two! Thank God. We went through all that for a two. And you know what? I may be down a d20, but guess who is it? Someone in the audience!

SPEAKER_02 27:38

Alright, so with the two, you start to like you strain yourself to get these tendrils out. Yeah.

SPEAKER_08 27:43

And instead, you just look like really hard.

SPEAKER_02 27:49

That's it. Okay. Um as these tendrils slowly start to claw themselves up, you see this like spider form, like just almost shift into you know, like that the true form of pennywise from it. Yeah. This is what it's shifting into. Okay. And you notice around you all the other clowns have fleck. They're gone. You don't know where they went. You sure know how to pick them, don't you? And with that, I need everybody to roll initiative. Okay. Let's see. Okay, here we go. Okay. Oh, I got all of ten. Wait, where the hell is addictive? Uh go back to your regular screen. Oh, yeah. And then it's uh Yeah, this is uh this is the part we cut out of the podcast. It's just Eat addiction.

SPEAKER_05 28:46

Oh what yeah.

SPEAKER_02 28:47

Natural.

SPEAKER_06 28:48

Yeah, 20.

SPEAKER_02 28:49

Oh, yeah. Yeah. Yep. That's true. Take a drink. Ah, yeah. If you listen to the podcast, all of this downtime has come right out of that. And we have some fun, uh, what do you call those noises? Sound effects.

SPEAKER_08 29:08

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 29:10

It's all kind of noises, you know. Yeah, what do you call those things? This is what happens every time Mark has to do bad.

SPEAKER_08 29:20

Just close the door.

SPEAKER_02 29:36

Alright, let me just draw this down. So, Shane, it is gonna be your turn. To do what? It's you're you're in combat right now. Oh, I'm in combat! I should have paid it there. Alright, here we go. I got a lot of spells. I got I got a lot of spells here. So I would like to do this. I would like to cast Somerturgy. Uh and I would like to change my eye color. Two?

unknown 30:10

You wanna be more fuckable for the city?

SPEAKER_02 30:13

Uh what kind of eyes do spiders alike? Uh I assume black and beanie. I'm gonna go can I can I uh give myself eight eyes? Or it's just my own eyes. Okay. Just give me black beanie eyes. Okay, you have them. Nice.

SPEAKER_04 30:29

Yo, here's a gang.

SPEAKER_02 30:32

And then I'm just gonna really I'm just really gonna look at it judgingly. Like, is this really we're doing this? You're doing this, spider guy? You know, because I got beady eyes now. I'm trying to like. Well, that's intimidation, right?

SPEAKER_13 30:47

Yeah, I say that's a good idea. I like rental. Oh, now you're doing it. I feel like I wasted that move.

SPEAKER_02 30:57

Uh you want to go to skills. No. Skills, thanks. Intimidation. Watch this. There you go. Watch this natural. Oh! 19. Okay. Um you see him kind of back away a little bit. Shoo. Out of shape. And you hear him just go like in this weird noise, but you hear in your mind only, holy fuck, your eyes are so cool! That's alright, spider guy. He's still, though, so he's gonna back off of you, but he's gonna shift his attention over to Tyler. Uh, you please use my game there. Okay, he's gonna shift his attention over to. You forgot it. There you go. What do you think's all my four lines of notes on Google Doc? I am a I am a druid. Uh so I uh draw one of my daggers. My inventory went away. Uh so I have You are a rogue, by the way. I'm a rogue. That was that was a uh a shot and half a beer talking, I apologize. I usually play a druid, that's what I'm used to. I'm used to casting spells, and now I'm just a sneaky fuck with small knives, so I gotta figure it out.

SPEAKER_04 32:37

He's looking right at me, so I don't know if I can sneak away in this situation. What's the rumor in? Like the use of do some of that award-winning world building you're known for.

SPEAKER_02 32:45

Yeah, you're outside. Uh uh. So around you, I also pull it very free on my laptop. Around you is around other sorry. You are on like the alleyway of the tent. So you're at the main area of the carnival. You're kind of off to the offside. Are there rides? Uh there are no rides. There's more so tents. It's all a section of tents. What a stupid carnival isn't ride. Are there any games of chance? Uh, yes. You could are there games of you know what? That you can see. Yes! Uh what are they?

SPEAKER_06 33:24

Roulette!

SPEAKER_02 33:28

I love those carnivals where they just have Vegas games. Yeah. Okay, that's one of them. What are the other three? This is a casino. Wait, this is circus circus. This is circus circus. Heard someone died in this place. Yeah. There's one where you have to like toss the rings on. Yeah. You see the louder style game. Yeah.

SPEAKER_12 33:51

Uh and then you also have one where there's like a bottle on the table. You have to get like a fishing line attached to a hoop and you have to stand the bottle up by going.

SPEAKER_02 34:01

Uh is the uh what what were the the middle two games? So the middle two was the ring toss. The ring toss, I want the ring toss. Um, all right, so I I sprint to the r-in-combat.

SPEAKER_04 34:18

I know, I know. I sprint over to the ring toss and jump over the uh the little uh counter and hide.

SPEAKER_03 34:29

And then I actually I hide for a second, I shapeshift, and then I I pop up and I go, Does anybody wanna play? We have some fun surprises, no one needs our new boys. Come on, come on, we have the beautiful ring toss. To make it more convincing, I fly over and be like, I don't have any time. And it's your turn next. Please, please, anybody, you get one out of tentacle. I'm gonna be a new turn. Why did I fly over to time and I go, I would like to go, please? Yes, yes, wait your turn. Oh, I don't have any money. And I shift my attention back to this thing and I go, do you have any money?

SPEAKER_06 35:17

So the cloud spider thing is just looking at you from its perspective. It was looking at you. Yeah. It saw you run away. It doesn't know if it's man.

SPEAKER_03 35:28

It saw you jump. And it doesn't have x-ray vision. It doesn't know it's me.

SPEAKER_06 35:35

Make a performance check with disadvantage.

SPEAKER_13 35:40

Make a performance check with disadvantage. Why don't you make a perception check, Mr. DM, if that's uh oh shit, he's gonna do it.

unknown 35:47

Oh shit.

SPEAKER_04 35:48

I am done you do it.

SPEAKER_02 35:50

Alright, you you do that, and I need to I need to borrow yours because I need every uh every plus I can get off this. I got you, dog. Alright. Yeah, you want me front and center for my own ass woman, don't you? You said performance? Oh, it's a plus here. I could have done it.

unknown 36:09

Alright.

SPEAKER_02 36:10

One. Well, one natural plus.

SPEAKER_05 36:16

Wait, wait, you said with disadvantages, huh? There you go. That was a two!

SPEAKER_02 36:24

So I forgot to change my face, didn't I?

SPEAKER_06 36:31

Always forget that.

SPEAKER_02 36:32

Yeah. You didn't say you shift it to someone else. I'm gonna have you in your panicked, like frenzy, right? Because you're like, shift, this thing's about to attack us. You go ahead and you shift into Smeaf Smeef. Once you turn, Smeaf Speef comes, and it's just two Smeaf Speefs talking to each other, like, do you have any money?

SPEAKER_03 36:59

No, I don't have any money.

SPEAKER_05 37:07

We got it right where we want, boys.

unknown 37:09

Yeah.

SPEAKER_06 37:11

Is there anything else you want to do on your turn?

SPEAKER_11 37:14

I would like to ask the spider if he has any work to play the game.

SPEAKER_03 37:21

I don't think that would spin an action, would it? That's a free action.

SPEAKER_07 37:25

Alright.

SPEAKER_04 37:27

No. You're a druid, right? Yeah. You have some pretty cool spells, I bet.

SPEAKER_11 37:34

Doubt it.

SPEAKER_04 37:37

Have you looked through your spells yet?

SPEAKER_11 37:38

Oh yeah.

SPEAKER_14 37:42

Yeah, doing like good berry and shit. Why?

SPEAKER_04 37:46

You know what? You're right. I have speak with animals.

SPEAKER_02 37:52

DM, I have a question. Yes? What point of order? Is this a uh an animal or is this monster not counted as an animal? For the sake of the show, we'll say it's an animal. Okay, alright, perfect. So what do you want to ask me?

SPEAKER_04 38:07

Uh, I uh oh, do you have money? Is that what you're asking? He already said no. Yeah, no. I just go.

SPEAKER_01 38:16

So what's going on? What are you uh what are you up to here? What's what why are you out here by yourself? Where'd all your friends go?

SPEAKER_10 38:23

Uh they decided to go away. Can you write that down next time?

SPEAKER_11 38:32

That voice is unbelievable.

SPEAKER_02 38:35

Oh, you won the talk! That still sounds like a cloud. Someone who truly cares about his crap.

SPEAKER_11 38:47

They all went into the big top. I'm sorry? The big top! What is that?

SPEAKER_10 38:54

No, it's it's it's like a top!

SPEAKER_08 38:58

But it's a huge top!

SPEAKER_02 39:02

Can I cast a spell right now? Sure, because we're out of combat now. Yeah, yeah. I would like to cast Mage Hand, which is a spectral floating hand that appears, and I'm just making a point of the big top. Just to help them out. It's right there. See that big hand? So that's that's where they are.

SPEAKER_13 39:32

So they're all looking at the the big top, right?

SPEAKER_02 39:34

They're all in the big top, right?

SPEAKER_13 39:36

No, but the the three of you guys are all looking at that, right? And I'm behind you, I assume. I assume everyone's turned around.

SPEAKER_02 39:42

Well, you're behind the ring counter, right?

SPEAKER_13 39:45

And I assume he came up to the ring count, right? Or did he stay where he was?

SPEAKER_02 39:48

He stayed where he was. Alright, well, I want to use my uh my rogueness to sneak behind this clown thing and stab my dagger deep into the base of what I assume is his skull. Hell yeah, Maggie Cow. Roll Go ahead and roll stealth for me.

SPEAKER_09 40:09

Alright. Is this my character?

SPEAKER_02 40:11

So we'll go.

SPEAKER_04 40:14

But since it was so good, I get uh I get advantage, right? No. Oh, what was that?

SPEAKER_03 40:21

27, fuck you!

unknown 40:27

Nice.

SPEAKER_13 40:27

I like making the job hard.

SPEAKER_04 40:35

How do you want to do this? I uh with with absolute uh complete stealth, lack of any noise whatsoever, I even though that was a noise I over over the ring counter.

SPEAKER_02 40:53

I assume I have a cake. I have a cake in my life. I have a cave. I have doing this the entire time. Barely covering my face like a fan of the opera, and I sneak up behind this clown thing.

SPEAKER_05 41:07

And I go, uh, stop clowning around, and I plunge the dagger deep into the base of its skull, the top of his spine.

SPEAKER_02 41:17

What I assume is that. I mean, I got a 27. I fucking hope I got this uh this monster's biology down. And I stab it deep as far as it'll go, wiggle it around a little bit. Remove my I'm trying to make sure it's dead, but I remove my hand and I fold my arms and I wake it. And I don't realize he is who he is. I think he's still the carnival guy. I'm like, hey, buddy, gas if I wait! Just gas if I wait! I love my hemp. Like hey, oh I don't know, I forgot what that was.

SPEAKER_01 41:53

So I just look at you and I go, 17?

SPEAKER_08 42:00

18.

SPEAKER_02 42:06

Uh so as you sneak over and you jam your knife at food, you do that little wiggle motion, he just starts to like cry out in agony. Just and then you hear it, you're like, oh fuck, that's not cool. Okay, he said it's not cool. It's not cool when you get sick, guys. But then you stabbed, um, as you jiggle your knife around, you notice that like when you jiggle it up, he moves forward a little bit.

SPEAKER_04 42:36

You got a puppet! Yeah! I think we have an idea. Uh does this clown thing uh have a cave? Yeah.

SPEAKER_08 42:51

Okay, alright.

SPEAKER_05 42:53

I go, I go up underneath his cave and kind of like hang off his back.

SPEAKER_02 42:59

And then I I grab onto this, and I'm gonna use him as as a means to infiltrate the clown society. Possibly, I at the very least. No, I mean you can control them. Okay. So I'm gonna give you the ability now clown control.

unknown 43:16

Okay.

SPEAKER_04 43:17

Is this animal handling? Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 43:22

You're gonna have to roll animal handling. Okay. You are gonna be completely unseen behind his cape. Okay. Uh it just looks like he's got a hell of a back, right? Yeah. Okay. Yeah. Now, I will say that spider fit. You two notice he's clearly dead in his like face. This is a not alive face. Does he have a hat or anything? Yeah. Would it be the hair? Wait, I put that on a spider. Oh well, if it was a clown, right? Oh, it was a clown. How much of its cloud and how much of its spider? Yeah, yeah, we're gonna be. That's what I was thinking. Hell yeah.

SPEAKER_03 44:08

My phone numbers, I don't add up.

unknown 44:10

Sounds like a popular vote.

SPEAKER_02 44:16

I demand a recal, but I think it's in our favor.

SPEAKER_11 44:20

I'm gonna go under the uh little busy up here. Under his hat and then try to peel his his head up to where I can open the eyes. On the clown, so his eyes are open. So I'm like, I'm clawing his his his forehead up to tighten his skin. I'm doing a uh tight a skin tightening technique.

SPEAKER_02 44:45

Oh yeah, I've done that before. I love that, so I'm not gonna make you roll for that. What are you doing? Okay, so he's under his hat. Yes. I was getting a beer when all that stuff went down. You see, you had an upward inflection there. So it's uh, you know what I like to do? I feel kind of bad for this this guy. He's bad. Yeah, that's my feel bad. Okay, fine. Uh, you know what? I'm just gonna you know how sometimes people wear backpacks on their front people in the airport all the time. Yeah, yeah. I'm gonna get on the front of this guy and hold on. Because I figure he's walking us around. So you're just holding on like this. I take off my cape and give it to him so that he has a front cape. Yeah, yeah. So it's just like, so a poncho. You've given this guy a poncho so many words, yes. Yeah. And you gotta draw it somewhere, because we're not walking at this point. Oh, I can draw it. Thank God for some reason this is just so in his nervous system. Oh, yeah. That he doesn't, his legs don't buckle underneath the weight of three full-grown individuals. Yeah, yeah. Okay. Uh you have Voltrons, this clown.

SPEAKER_04 46:16

Where are you again?

SPEAKER_02 46:18

Whatever is that.

SPEAKER_14 46:25

Well, it is slightly below hat size. It's a big it's a pope, he's the pope of the of the cloud world, right? We won't tell Martin.

SPEAKER_05 46:40

We won't tell Mark the cake who's our regular people size until later. This makes it fine.

unknown 46:46

It's fine.

SPEAKER_14 46:55

Wait. Don't you have a cape?

SPEAKER_06 47:08

Went to Google Images, looked up can go. First picture is a kangu in a cake.

SPEAKER_02 47:14

Wait, if you put it in front of the face, then we should cut eyeballs so everyone thinks we're a ghost. I don't want people to think it's a weird thing that's happening. I know what a ghost is, we'd be normal.

SPEAKER_13 47:31

Okay, that's fine. Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 47:35

Okay.

SPEAKER_02 47:38

That happens. You now are able to control this cloud. You get to control the movement. You are head movement. Use that you are on the front of the voice. So you get to Okay. But I can't see for it because I'm facing backwards. Wait, wait, yeah, you see you're seeing his chest right there. This is like the shittiest blue slides in any way. Amber Styles. You're calling Bobby. Oh, I am calling. Oh, because he's bald? Yes. I was saying he's the funniest of the funny, so thank you. What do you think, Wayne Brady?

SPEAKER_04 48:25

Oh shit. Alright, uh what do I see? Can I I can't see anything, can I? None of us can see.

SPEAKER_02 48:34

Also, I get sick when I ride backwards in a car. So how do you ride backwards in a car? I mean a training. Oh, okay. A car but has wheels. Yeah, you know. It's like you throw off about this guy. He's dead. He's dead. So I would DM. Does that mean that periodically he has to make constitution to say if he throws or he throws up? Oh yeah, we're gonna. Perfect perfect. Oh yeah, let's look for this kid. Alright.

SPEAKER_08 49:06

Uh we're supposed to be five years hard.

SPEAKER_02 49:10

I thought we were trying to not get killed by a clown. My bad. Uh so who's the voice? Not the voice. You're the voice? Okay, alright. Uh, so we go forward. I kind of whisper to you. I'm like, we need to we need help. Hey clown! Oh, I could have told you that. Hey clowns, get in here. I uh start to drive forward. You're driving forward? Yeah. Because that's how people walk. Yeah, look where you think walking backwards.

unknown 49:42

Or doing like a sideways.

SPEAKER_03 49:44

You want him to moonwalk a clown?

unknown 49:46

No.

SPEAKER_02 49:46

I'm just saying. Keep up, Graham. There's three of us on the body that's walking forward.

SPEAKER_03 49:54

As you walk forward. What does this guy do for leg day? God damn.

SPEAKER_02 49:59

He's got eight of them. Wait, what form is he in at the moment? Is he like, is he at is he at halfway? Halfway, yeah. Okay, alright. It's a left and right situation. Yeah. How much? So we said 4687, right? Or 4657. You gave us some some whacking. Oh, we're 4857. 4857. Which half is clown and which half is spider?

SPEAKER_12 50:26

Uh 48 is clown and 57 is spider.

SPEAKER_02 50:29

Also, you're implying that a spider can't be a clown, which is offensive. I think we need to clarify that it's a person and a spider. You know what? If there's any spiders in here tonight, I'm very sorry. Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 50:41

Peter Parker stands up the back, pissed.

SPEAKER_02 50:44

Yeah.

SPEAKER_14 50:44

We only got two episodes in on our podcast before we got canceled. This sucks.

SPEAKER_13 50:50

Alright, so you let out a yell.

SPEAKER_02 50:52

Hey!

SPEAKER_13 50:53

Okay.

SPEAKER_07 50:55

Sorry, hey guys.

SPEAKER_02 50:58

We start oddly, stiltedly walking forward, not unlike uh someone who is drunk or has a severe knee injury. Okay.

SPEAKER_11 51:08

I I start pulling with my uh talons on his uh forehead to make his eyebrows go. So the eyebrows undercover. Right. I'm doing it hard with my head, so it's like peeling back as well.

SPEAKER_03 51:22

Dude, how much of his face is visible?

SPEAKER_02 51:24

Because we covered him with a you cover his face. So that's just for you.

SPEAKER_07 51:28

But his head is his head is I'm just acting like a melon over here.

SPEAKER_02 51:36

It's his sugar under his hat, though. His whole hole hat.

SPEAKER_05 51:39

I go, you shall cut a hole for his face.

SPEAKER_04 51:43

With your sharp talents like it's an old cartoon where they use sharp things to cut holes in glass. Ah!

SPEAKER_08 51:51

Yes!

SPEAKER_07 51:53

Do that.

SPEAKER_02 51:54

Alright, you now have a face, which in turn allows you to see. So you now get to see where everyone's going. And you see that as they're going forward, he never shifted from looking at the ring toss game. Y'all are about to trim right over the ring toss game. Left, left, left!

SPEAKER_11 52:12

Oh, I turn left.

SPEAKER_08 52:14

I turn left.

SPEAKER_02 52:14

So you veer left, and you're heading towards the big top. You see these big two spotlights shining. And all of a sudden they go to a point in the sky, and you see like letters written up in the sky, and it says, It's time for another dice giveaway!

SPEAKER_06 52:32

Oh this direction, yes.

SPEAKER_02 52:39

Alright. And you're like, oh, that's pretty cool, and then you look back to the big top, and you see that the curtains have kind of opened now almost invitingly. You guys, what's going on?

unknown 52:53

I can't see.

SPEAKER_02 52:53

Yeah, I can't see.

SPEAKER_07 52:54

Ah, straight ahead!

SPEAKER_02 52:56

Alright.

SPEAKER_04 52:57

Alright. I want him to not reach over.

SPEAKER_02 53:04

I probably have to roll for that, don't I? Uh yeah. Wait, who's working the arms? No one.

SPEAKER_07 53:11

That's why they're rolling back, though.

unknown 53:12

We're going so fast.

SPEAKER_02 53:14

They're just flopping the back. Uh yeah, I'm not gonna make you roll for that just on the fact of like no one's controlling his arms. So they're kinda floppy, flopped, uh, Ripto runs and locks everywhere. Yes. As you enter in, you see. Since you guys can't see it, I'm gonna whisper to you what you see, and I'm gonna have you describe.

SPEAKER_11 54:04

What? What is it? What's the what's the problem? Should I stop walking? Stop stop the machine.

SPEAKER_01 54:13

Stop the uh spider guy.

SPEAKER_11 54:15

Let's all have a meeting.

SPEAKER_01 54:17

Uh by the balls.

SPEAKER_02 54:20

By the balls. I should meet now my face first with those things. We hungry.

SPEAKER_11 54:28

So we're all under under the spider thing, right? No I got it.

SPEAKER_08 54:32

Okay, okay, guys.

SPEAKER_11 54:33

There is a giant Coliseum of clowns.

SPEAKER_02 54:38

Filled. And then, so that's a problem. Yeah, I mean, this was a carnival, and now it's the Roman thing?

SPEAKER_11 54:47

We just walked in and on, and then there's one guy with a yellow nose, one yellow nose clown, and he's like, I you know what, he can probably hear him.

SPEAKER_05 54:57

Where is he?

SPEAKER_11 54:58

He's alright. Pick up the zipper.

SPEAKER_02 55:00

I peeked through the zipper. He is right there. I feel like we should have stopped a few feet back from the. Yeah, yeah. You should have led with that. Quick, you're the most uh charismatic of us. Okay. Alright, here we go. I'd like to cast a spell. Uh fuck. I would like to cast gusts of wind. Uh speaks better with his actions. Yeah, yeah. Gust the wind. I'm gonna cast that. Uh, and if you don't know, this basically just uh creates a harmless hypothesis effect using air, causing leaves to rustle, wind to slam shutter shuffle, or your clothing to wrinkle. I'm clearly trying to make our cate's move in a spectacular way. Oh, like in a spectral way. Yes. Basically, like rare ghosts. Yeah, like in a ghost. Yeah, and I and then I go, I go, woo. Even though I'm not the voice, but you know. No, you're the voice. Oh, I'm the voice.

SPEAKER_08 56:08

You're the voice!

SPEAKER_07 56:09

Oh yeah. Oh you do!

SPEAKER_04 56:11

I really go, oh DM, uh in an attempt to save all of our lives.

SPEAKER_02 56:17

Uh is it isn't that a performance check?

SPEAKER_14 56:20

Yeah, that's gonna be of a disadvantage because you originally had him as a ghost and then you cut a face.

SPEAKER_03 56:26

And so his face is woken out. Oh, I'm sorry. His dead face is there, so that makes him look less like a ghost.

unknown 56:36

What are you doing?

SPEAKER_02 56:43

What am I doing? You're rolling performance twice. Where's that?

SPEAKER_06 56:50

And your performance is skills.

SPEAKER_02 56:52

Oh, oh, skills, hold on, I'll get there. Give it very detailed in his performance rolled twice. Okay, here you go. Or best of uh the two. First one's a nine. No, a ten. Alright. And then uh a seven. So I'll make a ten. And I go, woo! I fought so fucking hard for that. I know. I know I'm sorry. Sometimes it didn't work out! That's so with a 10. Uh you just hear the voice semi-close to you. You both know this to be the yellow-nosed clown. Yeah, it's yellow. There's only one yellow. He's like. Are you okay? Guess we're sticking with this one. Okay. Are you okay? Thanks for asking. You know, a lot of people just see a ghost and they're like, whatever. He's got stuff going on. I'm not gonna talk to him, but I you're the first person that's ever said, What's going on, buddy? Are you okay? So thank you. I feel theme. And as a ghost, as a ghost back off and hard. So thank you.

SPEAKER_13 58:20

So I think it's odd for anyone, given a ghost, to be completely still on the speak.

SPEAKER_02 58:27

So I jiggle the handle a little bit in this box. Just to give some life to it, you know what it is? And I go, ooh, I got the chills.

SPEAKER_03 58:36

So I start blowing on the other cloud, too, to try to make it cooler and go, not not moving the mouth or eyes. Sorry. So paint this picture.

SPEAKER_02 58:53

Imagine just a cool breeze coming at you. But also what's happening is uh Oh, thank you for acknowledging me. That's very nice.

SPEAKER_12 59:06

The the clown goes.

SPEAKER_07 59:11

Oh yeah!

SPEAKER_02 59:14

No, no problem.

SPEAKER_13 59:16

I poke an eye out of the zipper just to look out.

SPEAKER_02 59:19

Secretly or just to look? Uh secretly, because I'm a rogue. I do everything secretly. I roll stealth. Stealth? Secretly. Alright. Alright. That's how you do that. You're supposed to be secret. That was a five and that's you rolled a d12. Well, no wonder it wasn't good enough.

SPEAKER_04 59:43

Alright, uh well, it's a stealth. I got a plus seven, let's see.

SPEAKER_02 59:51

Alright. Uh seven plus five, that's a 13, I think. You rolled it another five. It was meant to be a five. 13? Uh you're able to keep your eye out of the people.

SPEAKER_05 1:00:00

Uh I assume there's enough else going on.

SPEAKER_02 1:00:03

Yeah. Oh yeah. Uh and he looks back and you is like, okay. What was his voice? Uh can you take your seats, please? Oh my god. How are we gonna sit down? We can't really. We will we will take our sorry to cut in on your child. No, I fine.

SPEAKER_14 1:00:23

No voice changed!

SPEAKER_02 1:00:28

Yeah, we will take our seat because we're just one person. Yes. And by person, I mean ghosts. You know what?

SPEAKER_14 1:00:37

After this, I have an R-rated movie that you might want to sink into later, too.

SPEAKER_02 1:00:42

I, as what person would love that.

SPEAKER_14 1:00:46

Well, please take your seat.

SPEAKER_07 1:00:48

It's about to start.

SPEAKER_02 1:00:51

Alright, let's go set. We we I I directed. Directed. And I assume I just walked directly into a wall. But much like uh an in PC on a poor path in a video game, I'm just doing the walking animation out of nowhere. So you see a wall, right?

SPEAKER_01 1:01:12

Guys, back it up, okay? Back it up.

SPEAKER_02 1:01:16

You don't turn around. You just back up. Yeah, you see like a little staircase to get up and to sit to join the rest of the boy, stairs. You see the new Boston Dynamic Robot turn it down again.

SPEAKER_11 1:01:35

I look for any uh handicap, are there any handicapable spots for the lights? Yes, I move off to that. Alright, we go over there and we just park it.

SPEAKER_02 1:01:47

And I go, Oh, normally I fall through chairs. This feels pretty good now, like a normal person. Well, no, this is the handicapped spot. There are no chairs, right? It's just a place that's blocked off. I mean, lay it down on the ground feels pretty great. No, they get chairs. There are chairs, then there's like wheelchair, there's spaces for the wheelchair, and then there's also chairs. Oh, that's okay, so we just like shimmy it down and just I thought we were in a spot where it's just like they use their own body, their own chair. Yeah, I mean, you guys don't know any Danny capable people?

SPEAKER_11 1:02:23

You guys need no wonder they have such issues.

SPEAKER_02 1:02:25

Yeah, that's that's one problem. Another problem, if we're sitting down in a chair, isn't the weight of everyone just crushing me? Because I'm on the back. I guess we flip the chair around because we're cool. So everyone weight down all the ways on me. And I can handle it. No, the weight handle it. The weights on the split apart thighs and the hand that's leaned forward to tell these kids. That's right. And then you get to get their life together. Hello, young kids.

SPEAKER_01 1:02:57

That are over 18. That's right. Over 18.

SPEAKER_02 1:03:04

They're the at-risk ones that have been held back if you've done that. That's what we're talking because I've been a turnaround chair. Yeah. Yeah. Next week we do scared three.

SPEAKER_03 1:03:17

Oh shit. This is all great.

SPEAKER_02 1:03:22

Yeah, we only have uh ten minutes to wrap this up. It's starting. I think it's starting. The yellow wanted to do its stuff.

SPEAKER_01 1:03:30

Oh, okay. Oh, he's doing it.

SPEAKER_02 1:03:31

Alright, I poke my eye out. As you poke your eye out, again, you see nothing because you're on the back of him. So you just see the clowns. Actually, no, roll perception. Okay, alright. Uh, perception.

SPEAKER_04 1:03:52

A five! Nice!

SPEAKER_02 1:03:56

Easy. Uh the the ass on it. You see a whole array of clowns. Uh you see mostly red noses, you have some great doses, and then a few orange doses.

SPEAKER_13 1:04:08

All those in the same clown makeup.

SPEAKER_12 1:04:12

You see because you're looking out at the front, the yellow clown, he has the same face makeup. He motions his hand like this and slowly starts to rise up into the air.

SPEAKER_02 1:04:28

And you hear him announce like bellowing. So all of you hear this. He goes, What is this voice? I like that you're like, what is this voice? But it's always the same voice. Like, every show, every character is the same voice. How do you forget this? He has to drop it to a like he's Juilliard training. Yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_08 1:04:55

He's like, hold on, I gotta find it.

SPEAKER_13 1:04:56

I gotta find it.

SPEAKER_02 1:04:58

Excuse me, I went to theater college for a one semester. And then dropped out. Yeah, he's gonna say you graduated with a with a no degree.

SPEAKER_12 1:05:09

One of my little small tangent, one of my assignments I had in that class was to become an endangered animal, and I chose a ring attack because all they do is sit. I got an A.

SPEAKER_02 1:05:25

So you see this cloud slowly start to rise, and he bellows out to the rest of the clouds, and he goes, Cloud.

SPEAKER_01 1:05:34

Guys, they all have the same name.

SPEAKER_10 1:05:38

Welcome! Thank you so much for coming. As you know, my name is Oinkie Poinky. That's my favorite name.

SPEAKER_02 1:06:00

I'm glad you guys have decided to join our conflict. This is going to be exciting as we travel coast to coast because it's going to be such a kind of life for all of you. And you see him survey. And then he locks eyes. Not with the spider thing, but with you. He locks eyes with you. And you just hear his words in the back of your mind and they slowly start to ring. And he just says, I just need you to be here. And you need to be here as well. And I need you to go ahead and make an intelligent saving throw.

SPEAKER_08 1:06:39

Oh boy. Everyone already knows me. They're like, it's guys.

SPEAKER_02 1:06:48

Mark's intelligence. A three. Okay. You hear these words slowly steep into the back of your mind. All of a sudden, like the high alertness.

SPEAKER_12 1:07:05

Obviously, you've been around clowns to like do not feel excited.

SPEAKER_02 1:07:08

All that fear just goes away in a wave of warmth and just kindness and safety and security. Everything's okay in the world. Everything is okay in this place. Nothing else matters to you. Finding Chardwick no longer matters to you.

SPEAKER_08 1:07:26

I don't think it ever did.

SPEAKER_06 1:07:37

I tried really hard, okay? It's something dynamic to find it's his birthday, okay?

SPEAKER_02 1:07:45

Fairly illegal. Yeah, with this sense of security, what do you do?

SPEAKER_11 1:07:53

I tell the other guys. Guys? Yeah? This is. I'm staying here. I've been saved.

SPEAKER_02 1:08:07

Oh fuck, we're gonna have to sell it for a 20-minute conversation. We don't wanna have you guys heard about Oingy Boingy? Dude, I had no idea we're going to a Pentecostal clown school. What the hell is happening?

SPEAKER_05 1:08:21

No, please buy me lunch and tell me the good news. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Just like Amway.

SPEAKER_11 1:08:28

Alright, what uh what you you're you're Oingy Boingy is the truth. We're here now, forever. Why? Why is this the truth?

SPEAKER_01 1:08:38

Why is this the Did you hear his compelling speech?

SPEAKER_04 1:08:48

I don't know. I was kind of following the spider balls. I'll be honest with you.

SPEAKER_02 1:08:53

Not really paying attention. Yeah, I've been focusing on my ribs crushing against my back in this chair.

SPEAKER_11 1:09:00

I'm not going anywhere, I'm staying right here. You know what? Excuse us. Does Ondy Boingy have a birthday that we celebrate once a year?

SPEAKER_05 1:09:28

We agree. Yeah, that's a good idea. We've discussed it and we agree. We think Oingie Boiggi's the shit. I love it. I love Ogi Boygy. We should try to be his number one.

SPEAKER_04 1:09:41

His constilly airy. Yeah. That's a fair word. I've been watching a lot of Sopranos. Tell me what that means. We're like still in the Sopranos. We have good hair and we help the boss.

SPEAKER_06 1:09:58

Give me three other examples. Of conciliaries or things that they do.

SPEAKER_02 1:10:06

Okay, uh, the fucking bad mood from the Lion King is a conciliary to Mafasa. Shane, your turn, you take one. Uh I don't have any idea if uh good hair doesn't resonate with that. Okay, so Stone Cold Steve Austin when he turned bad and joined Bit Spitman in the corporation, he was his conciliary. And uh I would say that blue is the conciliary to Steve from Blue Screws. There we go. Look at uh this nerve. Yeah, there you go. Three examples, one of them is way off.

SPEAKER_03 1:10:40

The thing is, I don't know which one you mean.

SPEAKER_02 1:10:44

I will say for that, in managing to get out of that, the next deep 20 dicey roll, you get advantage.

SPEAKER_07 1:10:51

Alright.

SPEAKER_03 1:10:56

Blues, blues. Like, alright, go ahead. I've had a couple bears, go ahead.

SPEAKER_02 1:11:03

Yes, the words. Let's do it. So I'm we're a renowned now. Yeah. You're down. I'm definitely down. And we stand up, you know what to say. Tell him we're ready. Hey, we're ready.

SPEAKER_05 1:11:21

Well, like put some stink on it. Oh. Under under my underboying motion.

SPEAKER_02 1:11:26

Hey, okay, hey, oigo, boigo. Goddamn, look at that fucking face. Uh it's oinkie boinky. Hey, that's why I'm boink. It's my list. Don't make fun of my list. Oinky boinky! Goddamn, I bow with your feet if I could, but I don't hold the control at the back of this thing's head. But if I could bow, I would because you're something else. And listen, I want to do anything you want because I agree that Clarence is the best thing in the world. And honestly, the yellow nose is top in my book. Is that for you? Is that good enough for you? Do you are you saying that out loud?

SPEAKER_07 1:11:59

Yeah, but I can't fault. Nope, listen.

SPEAKER_02 1:12:10

How are you feeling about all of this? Hey, listen. Uh we have a confession to back. I hate to admit this. Who said that? I don't know who said that. I've got a voice of this thing. Listen, you've seen those uh shows where kids put on a stretch coat. You're like, uh, there's three kids in here, and you're like, I thought I was one person. Uh we're not a spider guy. We're not a ghost. There's three of us in there. Hey everybody! Let's hop out. We hop out.

SPEAKER_11 1:12:39

Oh.

SPEAKER_02 1:12:40

Sorry, I said where I am. I sprung it on you. Bro, he knows. You made eye contact with you. He knows. He knows. He's the all-knowing. Yes, he is.

SPEAKER_08 1:12:53

That's right.

SPEAKER_02 1:12:54

I'm wondering the test for you. Yes, uh he rises again and he goes, He has risen! As you can see, as you can see, I fixed this man's speech impediment, and I can do that for you guys as well. What are you talking about? No impediment for this thing. This is how uh us teeth flings talk.

SPEAKER_12 1:13:24

I still want that to be a head.

SPEAKER_02 1:13:26

I still any type someone in your party makes like an edgy tea fling, just give them a list. Yeah, it's not it's not a list. I used to have big teeth, give them a teethling. Bring it on! Bring it on! Notice I haven't gotten angry once with my character, even though that's the one I fall back on because I'm a Chinese person. I mean teeth length. But hang on my pun's all you want. Alright.

SPEAKER_12 1:13:59

Uh I want you to to roll perception as you jump out, because now you see everything around the list. Alright. If that uh that's a um uh I've used this before. Perception. Perception, yes, I'm still teeth.

SPEAKER_02 1:14:19

There you go. Oh, I was looking at the R.

SPEAKER_03 1:14:24

Oh, well, there you go. That's a three.

SPEAKER_02 1:14:27

Oh, there you go. That's a 22, bitch! Okay, one of my teeth, will you? So I hope you share that with me, whatever you perceive. You just see it's like a big 10, and then there's a whole bunch of things watching around. You see like past the yellow nose guy, you see sitting in one of the bleachers, is Jardwick in full clown manga with a green nose, just sitting and watching a tent. Huh. You guys, you guys, you guys said it got funny. You guys that's the kid. That's the of age kid. That's an adult. Where? The one smoking a cigarette dressed like a clown. He couldn't have bought those if he wasn't of the age, he's eighteen.

SPEAKER_14 1:15:21

Oh, he's also scratching modern easy.

SPEAKER_02 1:15:28

Look at the listed for the military, right? I mean an adult! I still don't see him. He's the clown with the green green? The green nose. Oh, I see him. I still don't see him, but I'm just all in there. Put the spider's balls on your face. No.

SPEAKER_05 1:15:58

That's him, that's him. We gotta get him. We gotta get more. Well, let's let's continue with our uh Ruse?

unknown 1:16:03

Shh.

SPEAKER_05 1:16:05

Yes. Yes. Move on ruse. Yes. So what do you what are you saying? What you just said I was cool. We pledge our undying allegiance to you, we'd like to be your vicilliary. Oh, and you did give those examples. Stone call Steve Austin and whatnot.

SPEAKER_02 1:16:34

Well, how will you prove yourself to me? What do you want? More.

SPEAKER_08 1:16:44

More? You want more?

SPEAKER_02 1:16:48

More. I bet we could trade that kid for a lot more people. He's already not the kid.

SPEAKER_06 1:16:53

Damn.

SPEAKER_14 1:16:54

I'd like to have the kid and more.

SPEAKER_06 1:16:57

Otherwise, if you take the kid away, that's the one.

SPEAKER_04 1:17:02

Why would you call it kid? Star. What's his name? Spee Speed. Whatever.

SPEAKER_06 1:17:10

I know you've fallen.

SPEAKER_05 1:17:13

I know you've fallen under his spell. We. And we you help us. Help us. Make him understand how much we love him and believe in him and want to be.

SPEAKER_01 1:17:30

Do you want me to leave? No.

SPEAKER_04 1:17:33

No, you believe in the bullshit, right? Not the bullshit. The truth. The truth. And he is. What's his name? Boigo boigle. Don't say it. No. The man is the man.

SPEAKER_05 1:17:52

You believe it. He's the truth. Help us make him understand that we want to we want to devote our entire life and our entire being. It's a him. Can you jump into four square feet if you are with me here?

SPEAKER_06 1:18:13

He can hear you.

SPEAKER_05 1:18:14

But no, we're we're 20 feet away from him. In the spider. Well, you jumped down to the spider.

SPEAKER_04 1:18:23

We're out of the spider, but we're together, and we need you to help him understand since I think. God, we we we hope to one day be as devoted as you are. We're trying our best, but you are the one that believes the most.

SPEAKER_05 1:18:33

But don't you want to help him? Don't you want to be his number two? Don't you want to be as close to him as possible? So close that you could do something? You never would! Yeah!

SPEAKER_11 1:18:44

Of course! You want to be so close to him, you could. I get so pumped up when I fly. I fly to you and I land on your shoulder. That's a bit presumptuous.

SPEAKER_02 1:18:54

So kango's can't fly. You are druids. You could shift into something. Well, I'm I'm running hand flapping. I've always dreamed of flying. You're doing a Toy Story folly with style. Uh short, you run, you attempt to jump on his shoulder. He's like 30 feet in the air.

SPEAKER_08 1:19:13

Oh I just run underneath him, basically.

SPEAKER_11 1:19:17

Yeah. Kind of motion of me and a doc.

SPEAKER_05 1:19:24

Look at our devotion. Can we be your Did you come with me?

SPEAKER_02 1:19:30

No, I'm yelling as far as. If he looks down, oh Wingy Boy looks down and he was like, Yes, what is it? They have something to say to you, they want to talk to you. I decided you wouldn't hear up directly, they couldn't see you.

SPEAKER_11 1:19:46

Quick question.

SPEAKER_02 1:19:46

Uh, how the character. Do you have any spells that might help us in this moment?

SPEAKER_04 1:19:51

Not to tell you how to run your character. No, no. If not, I definitely do.

SPEAKER_11 1:19:58

I have ice knife.

SPEAKER_02 1:20:00

So no, what do you have? At this point, I would like to bust out my magic missile.

unknown 1:20:12

The roots that we have?

SPEAKER_02 1:20:14

I do, but also we're coming close to time. Oh no, we've got a little bit. Oh, we got we're here to late? Okay, perfect.

unknown 1:20:21

What is that?

SPEAKER_02 1:20:23

I'm just gonna make new teams. You want false life? That just allows me to live.

SPEAKER_08 1:20:29

Oh, never mind.

SPEAKER_04 1:20:31

You have anything that helps you lie?

SPEAKER_02 1:20:33

Oh. Oh, yeah. We're telling the truth. I got a suggestion.

SPEAKER_11 1:20:37

Fucking Christ. Uh I used it earlier. Does you also have a spell called opinion? Okay, okay.

SPEAKER_02 1:20:45

I'll I'll use it. I'll use it. I'll use it. Who are you using it on? Let's make sure we're the same ballpark. Can I use it on myself? Yes, you can. No, I want to use it on oingo boingle. Okay. Alright. Okay, so I can uh I can charge my target. I can say, you know, do whatever. You know what we want, right? The kid the adult. Yeah, but like, there's a couple steps to get there. You know what we wanted, right? What we want to convince them of. Actually, we could just skip a few. That's all I'm saying. The kid. Adult.

SPEAKER_04 1:21:24

Yeah, go ahead.

SPEAKER_02 1:21:27

I would like to cast suggestion. This music is gonna go ahead. Uh listen. Listen. If you could, I mean you will. If I'm using this silver. You will give us that adult with the green nose of the cigarette, enlisting for the military, looking at a pornography. Because he's proving to us how old he is. We would like to take it back to his mother, and in return, we will give you your life.

SPEAKER_14 1:22:10

That was a hell of a music cute.

SPEAKER_02 1:22:28

I can't read it from the different film.

SPEAKER_12 1:22:49

You can ask for that spell. You see almost like the suggestion you go into. You almost absorbed it. And you see this illusion of a cloud with a yellow slowly starts to dissipate. And instead, floating in front of you in the center of this Colosseum, surrounded by clowns who have all now stood up and just cheer. They're slowly starting to clap, and it gets louder and louder and louder.

SPEAKER_08 1:23:29

And louder.

unknown 1:23:36

So differently.

SPEAKER_14 1:23:40

As the cake falls, you see a beholder standing in the road.

SPEAKER_02 1:23:49

Explain that for other people and myself. So you see a giant like circle with an eye, and then a whole bunch of little tentacles, and each of the little tentacles have an eye on it as well.

SPEAKER_01 1:24:02

Yep.

SPEAKER_02 1:24:08

You guys, he was not a clown. Oh, I'm done for this show. You go ahead. Interesting. Do you want to try my thing now? Yeah, let's try your thing. I feel like I jumped a gun and I thought I had a plan. Not a plan. What do you want to do?

SPEAKER_11 1:24:34

I mean, I'm still under this guy's spell. Yeah, yeah, yeah. He's like, that guy's cool. Yeah, so what do you want to do? I'm gonna cock in the corner. I'm gonna watch.

SPEAKER_02 1:24:45

Let me get you a little chair. My favorite thing is like it's a tent, so there is no corner.

SPEAKER_03 1:24:54

So he's just spending time walking around. Just cooking your way around the tent. Sure, yeah. That's what you know.

SPEAKER_05 1:25:15

I run away.

SPEAKER_04 1:25:19

I run away, I find the darkest, not corner, the darkest slipper of this oval that I can hide under maybe uh there's a little entranceway into the uh the the fucking uh what do you call them? The bleachers.

SPEAKER_02 1:25:35

Uh I can get under the bleachers, I get under there, I I might be out of your high school girlfriend. Yeah. Alright. I'm gonna not get eaten. So you run away. Yeah. He's not really interested in you. So you I don't want to fuck him either. That's fine.

SPEAKER_08 1:25:51

He's fucking fucking fuck you anyway.

SPEAKER_02 1:25:56

He's swiping his left on you. And he's just gonna pivot towards you. Me? Yes.

SPEAKER_12 1:26:04

And he's gonna go. Well, that wasn't very nice. Now, was it?

SPEAKER_02 1:26:10

I agree, I agree. That was not a nice thing to do. Uh why do you want the boy? He's a man now, it's an adult. It's his birthday? Yeah, it's my birthday too! Honestly, all I really want is for the mom to be happy. I don't really care about the mic. The money. That's a good thing. I don't care about the money or the the adults show. I don't care about any of those things. Mothers are important. Where's my mom that? Okay, nice.

unknown 1:26:44

Just trying to cater to the audience a bit. Didn't work out.

SPEAKER_03 1:26:49

There are a lot of uh trialess by choice in there.

unknown 1:26:55

I am one of those. Well, not by choice, so we're not gonna do it.

SPEAKER_02 1:26:59

Uh you know, but you know what? To you, you feel like a follower, and it's all about the eye of the beholder for now. But I'd rather be a dick than a swallower. That was the that was his name. Yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_04 1:27:18

You just hear that from the bleacher.

SPEAKER_02 1:27:25

Yelling from under the bleachers. Listen, what what would you like in return for that person? I'm happy to, you know, what's barter. I don't know, LLC, and sometimes the client you do work that they're not happy with, and you find a way to make the invoice a little better.

SPEAKER_05 1:27:43

You hear a bar whispering, but now it's like when you're talking to the television and you're like, just kill him.

SPEAKER_02 1:27:49

Just kill him.

SPEAKER_05 1:27:50

Just fucking murder, just kill him.

SPEAKER_02 1:27:52

I'm talking to Oiko, boy, I know. I know. I know. But he's not rap. You said he has a mug. Yeah, most kids do. Adults. Can you bring her here? Oh, you want trade? No, I'm sure. Oh, you want both. I feel like something a foot. I don't have anything. Something something tentacle with eyes. I'll put it this way. You bring the mom here. Yep. They'll be reunited. You guys get to go away. I can go away now. No. You're not filling it. You're not selling it, bro. Okay, and then you hear uh you see him blink once. One little eye stock blinks. Yeah. And all of the clowns in the stand rise up.

SPEAKER_12 1:28:43

And you see that their eyes have rolled into the back of their heads.

SPEAKER_02 1:28:47

And they all just hold out their palms and go like at you. And this like loud cacophony of like rings in your ears. And he looks back at you and he goes, So if you bring the mom here, I'll let you live.

SPEAKER_12 1:29:05

Oh, you gotta think about this.

SPEAKER_01 1:29:11

Are you gonna sit there? I'm still running out.

SPEAKER_02 1:29:18

They all stood up, so I'm like, if we bring her here, she's not gonna pay us. Or do we say, listen, pay us? We got your we're uh your adult child. At this moment, I emerge from the bleachers, but I have shape shifted into what this monster looks like, but I have an apron on.

SPEAKER_05 1:30:14

I had other chip, but we do that.

SPEAKER_04 1:30:20

I did not raise you this way. Now you let that little boy and those three dipships go this.

SPEAKER_02 1:30:43

Oh deception? A deception. Do get an advantage from your last roll because I gave you an advantage.

SPEAKER_03 1:30:54

Alright, so 2D20s is this one.

SPEAKER_13 1:30:58

This one. I have a plus four to it.

SPEAKER_04 1:31:01

That's a deception. Alright. First one. 12 plus 4 is 16. Let's see. This one.

SPEAKER_08 1:31:14

Oh no.

SPEAKER_02 1:31:15

So 16. Does anyone want to help? Can I roll around? Never mind. Okay. I got a magic missile. That's good, actually. Okay. Wait, wait, wait, wait. Yeah. Yeah, let's see how this goes. Oh. Oh, these are whispered. Oh, I'm saying everything you're saying into the microphone.

SPEAKER_08 1:31:49

There you go.

SPEAKER_13 1:31:50

Alright, alright. Yeah, that's a good feature. Don't get me.

SPEAKER_12 1:31:59

You see Boingy Boingy turn. I chose the dev because I wanted them to say it. See Oingy Boingy turn to his mom. He looks up and goes.

SPEAKER_06 1:32:16

I'm sorry, ma'am. Can I at least keep the ones I already have? Worked hard on him. You could keep half.

SPEAKER_02 1:32:30

Top or bottom. I'll keep the top part. You're cool. Okay.

SPEAKER_12 1:32:48

Let them go. Okay. And he blinks with one of his like eye socks, and you see half of the like crowd, uh, including Chardwick.

SPEAKER_02 1:33:05

I'm glad we all forgot.

SPEAKER_12 1:33:09

Including Chardwick like come to realization. What the fuck? And they all start to kind of filter out at the big top and head back into which half am I?

SPEAKER_14 1:33:33

Oh, you're in the top half, so yeah. That's the one you're keeping. I'm saying yeah, you're saying.

SPEAKER_03 1:33:41

Did he ever find this cup corner?

SPEAKER_02 1:33:43

Well now that there's plenty of chairs available. I'd like to eat my magic minute. And I'm like, there should be no more mom, big eye mom tentacle thing. Oh. And I'm gonna shoot this fucker because I I'm not up with the rouge.

SPEAKER_05 1:34:10

He hates musicals.

SPEAKER_02 1:34:13

So you're shooting me. As the mom. Yes. Yeah. Because I don't like I don't. I didn't I didn't witness anything happen, then I didn't I don't know who this is. I think it's your mom.

SPEAKER_11 1:34:23

Since I'm sitting in the cuck chair, I'm like, is it his stepmom?

SPEAKER_02 1:34:34

Alright, here we go.

SPEAKER_07 1:34:35

Dice!

unknown 1:34:36

Roll for stepmom.

SPEAKER_02 1:34:39

How do I roll this? Hold on. Uh let's see what I got here. What is that? Well, I got a five. Got a five. Alright, it whizzes right by you. I lean into it like I'm a baseball pitcher trying to take a baseball header. If you want to willingly take the hit, you can. Yeah, yeah, but I wanted to like kind of graze me. It grazes you. Yeah.

SPEAKER_07 1:34:58

Oh, I'm dying.

SPEAKER_05 1:35:06

I with my dying breath. Want you to only keep him. Don't, don't be mad at this one. He's released me from a hellish life. It's been awful beat your mother. I love you. I love you. Listen, you're gonna need to go to therapy for this. But you can do better. You need to go and bring joy with your clownness and eat less people.

SPEAKER_04 1:35:47

Not none of them, because some of them deserve to be eaten, but less. Less of them. Now please leave me as I die. Don't look at me. Leave now.

SPEAKER_05 1:35:59

Go! Go away!

SPEAKER_07 1:36:01

Get out! Get out!

SPEAKER_14 1:36:02

And he I'm crying in the cup chair.

SPEAKER_02 1:36:06

As you should. He scoops up the cuck chair as he with you in it. And you you both just take out the big top. And with that, uh, you see Jordan Wick run up to you. And he's like, thank you so much. Thank you for saving me from that.

SPEAKER_13 1:36:28

I punch him as I'm like.

SPEAKER_02 1:36:34

What what uh uh an adventure that was. Uh alright, we need to get you back to your mother.

SPEAKER_12 1:36:42

Uh, so you take him back into town. Wait, hold on.

SPEAKER_02 1:36:45

On the way back. I should shift it to him. Wait a minute. We just get let's get back on that body. I'm back on the front. We'll put chat in the way. Let's get all get on this body. Let's drive us back. So Chardwick's in the hat now. I'm done dry, I'm done walking plate. I I it's too good. It's too good to ride around on a dead body.

SPEAKER_12 1:37:04

So as you maneuver this dead spider body back, you see his mom like look at the spider, like, oh! And then all of a sudden, out of the hat pops Chardwick. And they hug.

SPEAKER_02 1:37:18

She's like, oh, my son, happy birthday. And then she turns to goes, thank you so much. Here is some keg. Here is a keg. Here is 50 gold pieces. Yes. And here is your microphone. Oh, thank you.

unknown 1:37:37

Thank you so much. And with that. And with that, we have our campaign. How did y'all enjoy that? All righty.

SPEAKER_09 1:37:50

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