E27: Don't scare the inmate with an altar.

In this episode we get a little extra chaotic. This week we bring you haunted cars, transparent hands, drawers that open on their own, and some responses to our Reddit post that are just vague enough to make Chase's skin look like a chicken in the package. Whew! Take a breath because we also have FOUR rounds abstract advice for you to take (maybe don't though!) and our crystal of the week is Tigers Eye, which will be perfect to have when mercury goes into retrograde on a full moon June 29th this year! Stay Chaotic!

Transcript

SPEAKER_05 0:19

Welcome to Conjuring Chaos. We're too witchy. Weird those with microphones. I'm Chase, and this is my co-host Allie. And I'm slightly drunk. And we're here to tell you something weird. Let's set the vibe. Alright, Allie. You ready to take some breaths? Sure am. Alright, we're gonna start with three because it's been a stressful week. I need them. Alright, breathe in.

unknown 0:40

Breathe out.

SPEAKER_05 0:42

In through your uvula.

SPEAKER_04 0:46

Through your date.

SPEAKER_06 0:48

Alright, one more. Breathe in.

unknown 0:52

Breathe out.

SPEAKER_02 0:58

So our lucky number of the week is 53. Oh. Which is all. It's a prime number. Also a prime member? Yeah, also a prime member. Um, hustle like a badass, nap like a queen.

SPEAKER_03 1:10

Oh my god, I love a good nap. Me too.

SPEAKER_02 1:13

It's been a while. It's been a while. The last good nap I took was here in this room. That's nice. After Renaissance Festival. Yep.

SPEAKER_03 1:23

Um I got sick nap yesterday. I was supposed to go uh to the hot springs, but then didn't realize that you're supposed to re-book that. Oh yeah. And then I didn't have anything available for yesterday. So instead I was like, you know what? I'm just gonna stay home and I'm gonna pass out on my couch. And I have a really nice couch now.

SPEAKER_02 1:42

Very nice. So um, Allie, what's chaotic in your life this week?

SPEAKER_03 1:46

Well, okay, actually it's uh it's chaos in my uh is it metaphysical life? Meta? Yeah. It's chaos in my dream world. Um which is weird just like just to talk about. But it happened uh last night and I woke up with like a what the fuck kind of thing. So the past few nights I'd been uh in and out dreaming that I was in some kind of like uh hotel. The hotel would change. Sometimes I'd be like have like a cabana, or sometimes I'd just be out like on a balcony or something like that. But it was near a beach. Uh-huh. Okay. And um, it's just a cute little hotel. And I was like, in some of my dreams, I'm like packing things, um, like really quickly, trying to like, I guess it's time to like leave or something. Um, or I'm really looking for John or waiting for John to get there, and he's like, he's not there. Um but as my dreams progressed, there was like a storm kind of like in like up in the middle of the water. Yeah. And so yesterday I was having a dream, and this dream had nothing to do with the hotel. Oh well, it didn't have anything to do with the hotel. Um, but it was around this area where it's near uh it's near the park where they do like the Renaissance Festival in my dream. Okay. Um, but the park was like empty, I guess the season is done, whatever. And we're over there, and off like through in the distance, we can see like, oh, like there's a beach, and then there's a freaking hotel that I was uh like that I was at in my dreams. And then in this dream, um the storm's kicking up and the hotel starts crumbling and it just falls into the ocean. And I'm like, what the fuck? So uh I don't know if that has anything to do with anything, but if I go into my dream and that hotel isn't there, now you know why. I'm gonna be like, wow, okay. That is wild. So it was just interesting to see in my dream. That is wild. And uh what's uh what's been chaotic in your life?

SPEAKER_02 3:50

I have a few things, a few things. So my favorite chips were recalled. Oh, yeah. The the pickle jalapeno misviggy's chips. Oh, they're so good, they're so fucking good. Yeah, whatever they recall. It's for having milk and not listing it in the ingredient ingredients. Yeah, I know. I'm like, what the fuck? Yeah, dumb. I'm still eating those bitches. I'm still eating those bitches. There's so good.

SPEAKER_03 4:15

There's so I wonder what what the milk was it just milk because people have allergies.

SPEAKER_02 4:21

Oh yeah, no, that there's that. Um, also I found like the cutest little dollhouse tea set, and I bought it because I like making miniature things. And uh I had one of those like um hollow books from Hobby Lobby with like the little magnet thing that it's not really a hollow book, but it's like a box that looks like a book. Uh-huh. And um I put a little tea set in there. It's super cute.

SPEAKER_01 4:47

Oh, that is cute. Yeah, I it's that is such a cute little setup. Isn't it?

SPEAKER_02 4:54

Yeah, because it is it's like a tea setup. I wish I had a picture of the other side because I put like um I put like a little Victorian style mirror and some paintings of cranes on it. Yeah, it's really cute.

SPEAKER_03 5:06

So I'm glad you've been able to like get artsy from it.

SPEAKER_02 5:11

Yeah, it was wonderful. It was wonderful. Um I don't know. Also, also, um, when I go hang out with my grandma on like each week, I she loves watching ghost adventures. It's one of her favorite shows. So um, you know, I log my mom's Huluin on there and we watch Zach Bacon's. And in season six, episode five, when he was at Ledgeworth Village, uh, he actually said something smart. Oh.

SPEAKER_03 5:54

Yeah. Why asked me? Something that smart is not.

SPEAKER_01 6:00

Have you ever watched anything with that man in it?

SPEAKER_03 6:02

Um, honestly, I'm not too sure. I I haven't seen Ghost Adventures in a like a very long time.

SPEAKER_02 6:09

I thought I took a video of it, but I guess not. I'm trying to find it, but I'm not seeing it anyway. But yeah, he actually said something smart about um about the the place that they were investigating. I was kind of impressed, to be completely honest. So yeah. Those are some things that are chaotic in my life. Um, also, uh I almost ran out of gas again. Oh, yeah. Uh-huh. And um the tank that we got, so we went and got a gas tank because I was like, there's no way I'm gonna make it to the gas station from here. So um, other alley took me to Walmart and then got a gas tank, took me to a gas station, and I grabbed gas, and then we're trying to like put it in my car, and my car wouldn't take it because it had this weird little thing on the bottom of it, and it couldn't go far enough down, and the the nozzle wasn't long enough. And so I had to take a freaking stick to because inside the flap, there's another flap down there, and it couldn't reach the other flap. So we would pull the thing and it would just dump gas back onto us. So I had to stick a fucking stick down in there and then like pour it in there. Yeah, and then like, I mean, I was able to get it out really easily, but like it just really pissed me off. I was like, this is so inconvenient that this is happening, and I'm trying to not be fucking stranded, and it's leaving me even worse, you know? So um, and then I lost my favorite pair of glasses for like two weeks. Oh, yeah, and then I found them in a pocket in my in my like car thing that's on the on the seat. It's got like all these pockets to put stuff in it. I found it in a pocket that I would never have put them in, ever.

SPEAKER_03 7:55

Yeah, it was really weird. It was just it was strange. Or where something found and put them back and it's like here, you probably need these now.

SPEAKER_02 8:01

I mean, listen, I needed them before that, okay. Okay, so yeah, there's that. That's my chaos for this week. It's been interesting for sure. So have been a lot of strange chaos. So yeah.

SPEAKER_01 8:18

So are you ready to get chaotic?

SPEAKER_02 8:21

Even we haven't already. Um, so I do have a strange mix of things today. Yeah, it's a chaotic mix. Um, as you know, we've been celebrating our six-month anniversary for the last three weeks now, accidentally. And uh we decided to end it with a chaotic mix. So um I recently had a very strange experience while driving to one of my salons on the 5th.

SPEAKER_03 8:53

Oh.

SPEAKER_02 8:54

I was driving there, the one that you were helping me with when like we first met. So I'm driving there and I'm using like voice to text to send a text to one of my managers because I'm driving. I'm semi-responsible. And um, I had finished with it, but like when you're using voice to text on my phone, like you you hold the button down and then it just listens until you hold the button down again, right? And so um I had finished saying what I had to say, and then it was silent in my car, just completely quiet. Like I didn't say anything. There were no other noises that happened around me. And I happened to be passing the rehab facility that um, well, rehab facility slash nursing home that my grandma had stayed in for like almost a half a year last year, right? And out of nowhere, two more words popped up at the end of the message. And it was a couple seconds after I had like finished, right? And it was like, even though I didn't say anything and like no one else was in the car with me, the radio wasn't on, there's no reason that it should have been picking up on something that someone said. But what's even creepier is the words that popped up on the screen said quit medic. And I took a screenshot and printed it out so that you could see what it was on there. Isn't that creepy? Yeah, isn't that creepy? And like most people are taken to and from there by a paramedic in a ambulance. So I don't know.

SPEAKER_03 10:30

I don't know what to think about it, but kind of just strange.

SPEAKER_02 10:37

Yeah, kind of freaky, kind of freaky, just saying. Don't know what to think of it, but it really freaks me out.

SPEAKER_03 10:47

So maybe we should just camp out there and have the speech to text on and see if more. Speech to text on, yeah.

SPEAKER_02 10:56

Just just chill, chillin', just chillin', and that's my thing. That's one thing that I never thought to do though, is like have my phone on with speech to text on or something, on like a notes page. We might need to go back to the Emily Morgan.

SPEAKER_03 11:15

Oh, we can go to the manger.

SPEAKER_02 11:16

Oh, we can go to the manger. I do have a a three-part episode of the manger just ready to fucking hit lunch on it.

SPEAKER_03 11:25

So, you know. Well, that's it for now. All right, so uh this strange story comes from uh from Dustin, a man. That's all I know. It's one of my friends from TikTok.

SPEAKER_02 11:37

Oh, nice! Hello, TikTok friend.

SPEAKER_01 11:39

I put it, I put it on my um personal TikTok that we were looking for stories, and um actually posted a video of my dog, and I said, This is my dog Bear, and he wants you to send your weird, creepy, ghost or alien, or cryptid story to goddrinky ass podcast at gmail.com.

SPEAKER_00 11:57

And then I put it like, please don't disappoint my dog. Don't disappoint my dog. And everyone except for Dustin disappointed my dog. Well, thank you, Dustin, for not disappointing Bear.

SPEAKER_02 12:08

Yeah, he really appreciates your story, and so do we.

SPEAKER_03 12:11

So it starts off. I was asleep in my bed against the wall where my closet door was. So if you opened it, you can see the inside of the door, but not the closet itself. I woke about 2:30 a.m. and heard it opening. When I looked, it was slowly inching itself open. A few seconds later, it slammed the rest of the way open. Oh no, nope, nope, nope. The most terrifying part was I saw a hand that was solid and not solid at the same time. I ran as fast as I could downstairs into my sister's room, leaping from her doorway to her bed. Because it's for a young kid. He's pole vaulting across the room.

SPEAKER_02 12:58

Yeah, no, best defense tactic ever.

SPEAKER_03 13:03

And obviously terrified her doing so. Yeah, yeah. I think if my brother jumped onto my bed or something just like that, I'd be freaked the fuck out. I'd probably beat the shit out of him though.

SPEAKER_02 13:12

Yeah, like just Yeah, budgie, push him off. Oh my goodness, that gave me that gave me chicken.

SPEAKER_03 13:18

I refused to step foot in that room alone again. My mom moved my room into my brother's room. She revealed to me years later that there that there was a day she went in our room to put away our clothes and every drawer was open all the way. She knew that they that they were closed just minutes before and nobody was home. Nope, nope, oh no, nope, no.

SPEAKER_00 13:41

Look, made me look like a chicken in the package.

SPEAKER_03 13:45

Oh wait, that one's funny. Well, and that's funny. And I'm under a blanket. I do want to say he did end this with good luck with the podcast. Oh, thank you. Thank you. Um, and again, thank you for your story. That was I always um I get freaked out when it is like stuff that like the physical forms. Yeah, yeah, yeah. My mom was having um my mom was having some of that uh going on in her office. So I think I told you she sent us the story about the the bathroom in her office. Yes, yeah, that there was somebody in there. Okay, well, she's been having this other issue where um like she'll go in and like the cabinets and stuff are open. But the thing is the cabinets and keys and there's only certain people with the keys. So she started telling the security guard, like, hey, you need to watch like this week, like the cameras. If anybody goes in and out, she's like, because nobody can be grabbing like the like the medications that we have in there. Um and no, nobody comes in, nobody can just open. They're just they're closed by the time she leaves, and they're open by the time she opens, like she gets there.

SPEAKER_02 14:54

So like the camera's obviously not in the room, yeah. Dang. Do you think that they just like are do you think they go from like locked and closed to just open?

SPEAKER_00 15:03

Or do you think something's in there like unlocking it and then open and then like inching it out? Sure.

SPEAKER_03 15:10

She did say that there's a group of other nurses at another school where um one of their placards kept like moving. So they were like, what are so they put a camera just facing the placard, and it is you just watch it like start tilting, and I'm like, that's cool.

SPEAKER_02 15:27

I'm I don't know if maybe balls down or something, but oh and you know, I mean, like there's a lot of fucking energy in high school, middle school, elementary school.

SPEAKER_03 15:39

No, no, no, and then that's the thing the school she's working at is like uh not the oldest school, but it's one of the older schools in um in the area.

SPEAKER_02 15:47

So wow, oh my gosh, that's creepy. Literally, like saw it on the uh okay. So this one's also from another person that both of us actually know. Oh, okay. Yeah, in fact, I might have actually said her name earlier, either in this episode or in the last one in our entrance. Yeah, so um, oh no, no, no, it was this one because it's this oh yeah, it was this is the person that took me for my gasoline. So um, okay, so this is Allie. She's a female from Texas, and not this Allie.

SPEAKER_03 16:21

Not me, Allie. Okay, so that's the thing too, is I also work with this Allie. And um, anytime anybody's calling one of us, both of us are like, what the fuck's going on?

SPEAKER_02 16:30

Yeah, both which one? Which one? So Allie, female from Texas that we both work with. Yes, other Allie. Sorry guys, we had to take a short break because there was a man that was um mowing a lawn, mowing a lawn, and it was really fucking loud. And uh you and it made it able to hear us. So I'm sure that there's gonna be a clip from that experience in our next slew of slew of sillies. So um so Allie's story, not my alley, but this other alley. Okay, or not our alley. Sorry, to our studio audience. The the alley that wrote this story and is not the one that's in front of you today. When I was in jail back in the day, I had a Sally that had an altar to a specific deity. I don't remember the name. I'm so sorry. She would pray to this altar every day and claimed to have a special connection to this deity. One day, when we were outside in the yard, I played a prank on her where I scared her as she came around the corner, and she told me, She will get you, you just wait. And sure enough, that night I woke up laying in a different position than I went to bed in, and I'm a hard sleeper, I don't move in my sleep, and I couldn't move at all. There was a shadow man crouched down on the foot of my bed, and he wasn't moving, but somehow the sheet was slowly being pulled off of me. You no thank you. Not interested in that encounter at all. I tried to scream, but I couldn't get out any noise. I was trying to scream, I rebuke you. And on the third time that I tried to, I was able to sit up and scream it, and the shadow vanished. The next day I told my celly what happened, and she told me, I told you she would get get you back for me. You have to apologize and give her an offering. So I did exactly that. I left an offering of food on her altar, and I apologized to her, and the next night I slept just fine.

SPEAKER_03 18:27

Stay spooky, my guys. Yeah. Okay. Yeah. So don't disrespect the altars.

SPEAKER_02 18:33

I have goosebumps in my scout. Do you wanna you wanna lighten it up with some abstract advice?

SPEAKER_01 18:42

Oh yeah.

SPEAKER_02 18:43

That may or may not be questionable, right? Today was a pink day.

SPEAKER_03 18:46

So yeah, Ali picked all pink cards. It's pink.

unknown 18:50

Pink.

SPEAKER_03 18:50

Bring a lantern, not for the dark, just to look dramatic. Yeah, that's awesome. If you add a like a robe or a cape to it, yes, right. What is it called? Uh like a kimono. No, oh, yeah, that too. That's with the big long sleeves. Anything long and drapey. If you add on to it, you add 10 points to yourself. Absolutely. Absolutely. Second one, be a leader, delegate boldly and call it empowerment. Yes.

SPEAKER_02 19:21

What does that mean? That's literally, that's literally what being a hearing manager is all about. You say, do this, this is your job, do it. Exactly. Exactly. My favorite way is to go, well, on your manager's bonus, it says on your manager's bonus, it says you look. Yeah, inner well, in our policy and procedures, it stays. And they love it when I do that because they know that they're just about to get a truth bomb or a fact, fact nugget that is gonna either either make their day, break their day, or hopefully make their day easier, honestly, make their whole job easier.

SPEAKER_03 19:56

So yeah. Third one be the bigger person, but keep receipts. Yeah, always, always, always. I don't think that one's abstract. I think that one's just advice. It's slightly questionable. This is basically questioning. It's telling you to hold grudges. It's it's not telling you to hold grudges, it's telling you to keep proof.

SPEAKER_01 20:15

Okay, if you screenshots, screenshots, never lose your screenshots, those receipts, never lose your screenshots.

SPEAKER_03 20:22

That's the thing, is like I'll forgive, but I won't forget. That's for damn sure. All right. Last abstract advice for today. Take initiative, then make sure everyone knows you did.

SPEAKER_02 20:33

Yes, all of these are very like um that one's definitely questionable because it's like do the right thing, but make sure everyone knows that you did the right thing.

SPEAKER_03 20:42

Yeah, which I mean, seriously that's that's the best way to get brownie press with people. These are all uh very uh powerful, very empowering, very like the how this one said bold or something. These are all very bold ones. Yes. Did you did you write these on specific?

SPEAKER_01 21:00

No, but is that for you?

SPEAKER_03 21:02

I wish.

SPEAKER_00 21:08

So many noises.

SPEAKER_03 21:09

This recording, yeah, the world's not quiet today. Which I mean, it's a bright sunny day. It's Friday the 13th.

unknown 21:16

Oh, yeah.

SPEAKER_03 21:17

Oh, I feel bad for whoever that ambulance is for. Happy Friday the 13th, everyone.

SPEAKER_02 21:22

Happy Friday the 13th. It's gonna be well past it by the time they this is like three weeks out, but that's okay. That is okay, Allie. Speaking of it being a beautiful day out, you know what grows well on a beautiful day. Some corny jokes grow well on a beautiful day. So what do you call a pig that knows karate?

SPEAKER_03 21:47

Oh my god, is it a pork chop? It's a pork chop. That's uh that's the best dad joke in history, I think. It's so good.

SPEAKER_00 21:58

So good. That was.

SPEAKER_03 22:00

A great one. Who did it? Uh Billy Ray Spirit on Hell Montana. Really? Yeah. Oh my goodness. I never watched that.

SPEAKER_02 22:07

That's the first time I've got a lot of people. My cousins loved that show. So I probably saw a few episodes with them, but I was like texting my boyfriend from the time being at the time, you know. So, like, you know, I don't remember much.

SPEAKER_03 22:20

I remember all the time, like just the few years above me that wouldn't have been that area.

SPEAKER_02 22:25

Yeah, we it's weird because like we're close enough in age to remember the same shit, but also far enough in age that we're technically different generations.

SPEAKER_03 22:35

But um, yeah, no, Hand of Montana was definitely my uh one of your shows.

SPEAKER_02 22:40

Yeah. So um that's it for stories for the day, but I do have some interesting something interesting to go over here. As I was looking for stories on Reddit, because that's what I do. I go on Reddit and I promote us and I send out messages saying, hey, you commented on my post. Can I read your comment or can I get elaboration? Or will you send a story? You said you have a story in 80. No, 99% of the time I get a no, but on these ones, they gave me permission. So basically, I made a post asking for uh pictures, not pictures. Oh god, not pictures, asking for stories of the strange and unusual, the unexplainable, and um yeah, these these are the comments. So it's four different people, and obviously some had more to say than others, but so the first person made a comment, and then when I messaged them, they actually like said something back other than yeah, you can read it. So this one said physical assaults by demons on two occasions. They communicated via TV and telephone on other occasions, in addition to lights flashing off and on. Even though I was raised religious, I remained quite ignorant until I met a witch and a warlock in the same week. Then things got pretty scary after staying in a haunted house overnight solo. And so I reached out to them and said, Hey, you know, you made a comment, you know, you want to talk about it more or whatever. And they said, Hey, the first physical assault I was woken by touch, but it wasn't my partner. Called the police as we never had screens on windows, then they fingerprinted yet never found anything. Landlord put security screens on after this incident. The second incident took place in Ireland, and they did not ever send me their second incident. Oh, unfortunately. So yeah. You want to read the next comment that they left us?

SPEAKER_01 24:40

Yeah, is this the one here in the while?

SPEAKER_02 24:42

Yeah, uh, it's the the the this one.

SPEAKER_03 24:46

This one? I don't know how much content you're looking to get, but I got a couple stories. The main one being from an old job at a long-term care facility working overnight and learning the first learning firsthand that it was haunted. When I heard a little boy crying, but when I went to check on the noise, everyone was asleep and only two people had TVs on. Oh both of which were at low volumes and not a person crying. Oh I started asking around and several other nurses and CNAs, and I learned what may have been the person haunting that facility. Oh my.

SPEAKER_02 25:28

Yeah, I've heard a lot of like medical facilities are haunted. I mean, family Morgan used to be a medical facility, so but I mean I I would expect it to.

SPEAKER_03 25:37

I mean, that's where people usually either felt the most pain before they cast or families are feeling grief and worry and sadness.

SPEAKER_02 25:45

There's a lot of emotion being dumped into it. Yep, extreme happiness when things go well. Yeah, there's a lot of uh emotional energy in in medical facilities. So the next comment said, I got some personal stories about near-death experiences three times and sleep patterns, dream within a dream multiple times, remembering words which ended up being an ancient Oh, they didn't feel like elaborating.

SPEAKER_03 26:09

They didn't feel like elaborating. No, I was like, all of those sounds really cool.

SPEAKER_02 26:13

I know if you ever hear this, please elaborate. We want to hear your stories when we hear there's still one more sentence.

SPEAKER_03 26:20

Oh I am currently being plagued by a demon, or someone called it mimic. Oh it's oh, it's absolutely malevolent. Yeah, most arm house very full with two adult females and one adult male, one girl child, one boy child.

SPEAKER_02 26:39

Oh, that sounds like not a good mix. Yeah. Wonderful. That person also did not want to elaborate on it. Yeah, I was okay. They they said, yeah, you can read it. And I was like, Do you want to share more stories? And they just didn't respond to me. So yeah, unfortunately, it is kind of hard turning to get submissions, but we do what we can, and that's uh yeah.

SPEAKER_03 27:02

That's what that's what we do. Even those comments are worth enough. I mean, like they just let us know that people are also experiencing their own things at home, and whether they want to elaborate more or not about them, there's things going on.

SPEAKER_02 27:16

Exactly. I don't know. That demon one at the end there seemed really freaky, and it makes me kind of well, that's is it demon or oh wait, you were talking about the one maybe it was the second to last one.

SPEAKER_03 27:27

Yeah, because I was like the very last one is the one the mimic, which I mean in my eyes is Mimics are terrifying to me.

SPEAKER_02 27:33

Maybe that's still a demon. Yeah, no, that's the one I'm talking about. Plagued by a demon, or some call it a mimic mimic. Yeah, that one that one's terrifying to me. I don't know, but maybe I'm psyching myself out because of the fact that uh we're gonna watch a scary movie. Oh, yeah. I'm so excited for that. I'm so excited. So it's I have to we have to talk about this. Okay, we're recording on Friday the 13th, the second one of the year. That's a also a year with like four. Yeah. It started with a freaking eclipse, right? You know, uh Mercury's just coming out of retrograde. It's it's a wild ass time right now, okay? And Ali sends me this video. And I thought I thought it was like I thought it was like a clever TikTok video or something, you know. Like I thought that someone was just making a video. I didn't realize it at first that it was an actual trailer for a movie. And then I realized that it was an actual trailer for a movie when it got theatrical. And I was like, oh shit.

SPEAKER_03 28:28

No, wait a minute.

SPEAKER_02 28:29

No, someone's not gonna be able to do that with just TikTok. And anyways, so it starts off and it's talking about a podcast where they talk about all things weird, which is us, right? And then it goes into, you know, they're like reading whatever, right?

SPEAKER_03 28:45

Like I think it's people's like um like stories, but they're listening, like at some point they're listening to something. I forgot what the name of the movie is called.

SPEAKER_02 28:53

Anyway, she sends me this, and then it just so happens that like it comes out today, which is just a straight two strange synchronicities already for what it's worth. So, you know, that's that's the crazy part. So I'm excited. I'm excited for it. And then you said it's also gonna be the first screen movie, too. Oh, the the one that just came out. Oh, yeah, the seven screen. Is Matthew Willard in that one? Oh well yeah, yes, he makes me for that's one of my favorite actors. He's so good in um 13 ghosts, which is ironic that it also has 13 in the name, anyways. Too many synchronicities for my little heart to handle it. I'm about to explode over here with synchronical. I don't mean I'm making up words, synchronicidal joy, synchronicital joy, synchronicidal joy.

SPEAKER_03 29:45

I like that word.

SPEAKER_02 29:46

I guess we can go, it's a little bit of a short one, but pretty damn chaotic for what it's worth. So we have um our rock of the week, and it looks like cake, and I'm pretty sure this one is a mineral. I don't know. You said it has a mineral in it for sure, and I definitely recognize this rock as Tiger's Eye. It's it's very pretty, it has the layers, the light and the dark, it's got some hematite stripe in there, it's got some iron in there. It's definitely beautiful. Ali says it looks like cake it do. It looks like you could take a nice bite out of it in this picture, and then break your teeth. I mean, it's fun-shaped. It's very pretty. It's very pretty. Anyway, so tiger's eye. Yep, tiger's eye. Nice. So, um, I mean, that that's one of my favorite ones. So uh tiger's eye is also a really good one to have when um Mercury is retrograding. You want your onyx, your tiger's eye, and your hematite.

SPEAKER_03 30:45

Yeah, this game chose on purpose. Hey, look, actually, I think that's a ball of onyx right next to you. I'm not sure.

SPEAKER_02 30:50

Onyx is a black glass, and that looks more like obsidian to me. No, obsidian, obsidian is black glass. This might actually be onyx. This could be onyx. It's giant obsidian's the one that's blasted out.

SPEAKER_03 31:05

Anyway, so what it is tiger's eyes, a golden brown quartz displaying a light reflecting optical phenomenon known as chitoyans or cat's eye that appears just below the stone surface. Who needs it? The current overthinking and mood swinging Gemini's Virgos.

SPEAKER_02 31:23

Oh, how funny, my mom and my little brother. It really is that pretty, but you know, I didn't know that it was in the quartz family.

SPEAKER_01 31:33

Huh. I had no idea. I wonder what makes it part of the quartz family. Probably its structure.

SPEAKER_03 31:39

Where to put it? In a string of prayer beads hanging from your middle finger, counted during meditation, along with your blessings.

SPEAKER_02 31:47

Okay. Does it say middle finger because that's what you're supposed to use for the counting? Or is it because it's like off energy? Is this yeah, I was about to say, is this something to do with like our badass affirmations?

SPEAKER_03 32:00

Or I I was thinking of like the fuck off energy.

SPEAKER_02 32:04

Right, yeah, exactly. That's what that's where my mind went too. But I have a feeling that it's probably meaning it like rosary bead style. Prayer. Because now that I think about it, that is kind of you could use either of those, but it's more comfortable to use your middle finger when you're doing that.

SPEAKER_03 32:19

To roll those to teach me how to roll that. I just I just use my thumb and my index. Um, but, anyways, when to use it when your thoughts are not your friends, when reading jungian theories and attempting to decipher a Zen Kwan. There's a lot of new words in here. There's a lot of new words in here. And only equanimity of mind, body, spirit, left brain, and right brain can get you square with the universe. The motto for this is balance your whole being. Listen, I don't think that's possible for me in my chaotic ass. I'm too, I think I live imbalance, and a balance is kind of nice. There's a lot of there was too many. Um in that.

SPEAKER_02 33:08

Yep, for damn sure. When your thoughts are not your friends. Yeah, that's me literally all of the time. So I should just never take off. I should just never take off my cat's eye. Right, exactly. My tiger's eye. I have I have a tiger's eye bracelet, and you want to know it's funny, is I bought it at you know what's funny is I'm wearing the t-shirt again. I noticed that recordings go well when I wear my Zach Bagans Haunted Museum t-shirt, and so it's become a superstition now. And I forgot my whole fucking bag at home, even though I'm wearing this and I still have our good luck charm. Anyways, so I bought it. I bought my Tiger's Eye bracelet at the Zach Vegans Museum because when you go into the room with the Dybbeck box, you're supposed to give an offering. And so I just grabbed a random bracelet off my wrist and threw it up there because I was like, I know where to buy more. The same place I bought that one. So, and then there just happened to be a whole like three rows of the tiger's eye bracelets there in the gift shop, and it was the only metaphysical crystal rocks that were in there. Oh, wow. Weird coincidence, huh? You know how I feel about those. That's gonna be one of our t-shirts when we finally get to make merch is that coincidences don't exist, or it'll just say coincidence on the front, and the back will say, You know how I feel about them.

SPEAKER_04 34:31

You know how I feel about them. I like that one.

SPEAKER_02 34:34

Yeah, sorry for sorry for the short episode, y'all. But uh, it is it is time for us to go. It is time for us to end our month-long celebration of six months of recording this on this.

SPEAKER_01 34:47

This has been really fun.

SPEAKER_02 34:48

Yeah, it's been a great project. I'm we're talking like it's ending, but it's not. We're gonna continue to to assault your eardrums for the rest of our lives. Trust me, even if we can't get more stories, we'll find a way. We'll find a way. There's research. In fact, there's gonna be a research one coming up that is gonna blow your freaking minds. So, yeah.

SPEAKER_03 35:10

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SPEAKER_02 35:17

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SPEAKER_03 35:21

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SPEAKER_02 35:25

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SPEAKER_06 35:55

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SPEAKER_03 36:11

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