Conjuring Chaos

The Menger Hotel Part 3/3

Chase, Aly, and Erica Episode 36

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In this episode Chase's mom makes a surprise appearance on the podcast and we read real reviews left by guests who were haunted during their stays at The Menger Hotel. Whether they heard whispers in the night, or saw apparitions in their rooms, one thing is very clear here... there are definitely ghosts in the bathrooms of The Menger Hotel. Aly surprises Chase with her own corny joke. Our crystal of the week is the life transforming, and highly aggressive chaos stone, Moldavite! Stay Chaotic!

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Fuck, I did it again.

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Welcome to Conjuring Chaos. We're for Witchy Weirdos with microphones. I'm Chase, and this is my co-host Allie and Erica. And my mom is on the podcast today.

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And my feet smell pretty bad right now.

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I can't remember anything. Those problem are my feet that stink and not Allie's. And we're here to tell you something weird. Let's set the vibe. All right, let's go ahead and take our deep breath in and out. I love how Ali just kept going and I'm like holding my breath still awaiting words.

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That's the goal. That's the goal.

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Yeah, we always hope that everyone takes a deep breath. Because if it's as therapeutic for them as it is for us, yeah, that's definitely gone. So since my mom is on air today, I'm gonna have her pull a finger. So pull out a badass affirmation. Tell us what our lucky number is and our I call them bitchy affirmations every time, but our badass affirmation for the week. So now we're gonna get our fingers up and our fucks down.

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Lucky number is 11. Oh, I've survived 100% of my worst days like a badass.

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That's what I feel like that one's true for you. Oh, yeah, absolutely is 100%. So, um, Ali, what's chaotic in your life this week?

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Oh, I turned 31 recently. Oh, that is chaotic. That is uh, yeah.

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There's something weird from 30. 30 is not bad, but 31 just does something. Yeah, my knees and my ankles are feeling ways that I've never felt before.

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Yep, yeah. Yeah, you're like waking up still in pain. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I can't even like I have a hard time even making like longer steps.

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I'm like, okay, hold on.

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Do you have the air hunger yet where you just can't catch your breath for like a week straight? That's the worst. Erica, what's chaotic in your life this week?

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Um, I'm actually starting a podcast. Yes. So it's gonna be called Feel, Heal, Rise, Stories After Silence. Um, and it's gonna be where people send in anonymous submissions of their stories of any type of abuse, um, whether it's relationships, sexual, parents, whatever, like any type is valid. Um, and I talk about their experiences and give people a voice um on the podcast, and they're all anonymous, and I am really excited. So that is beautiful.

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That is there's not enough of that in the world.

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Seriously, honestly, abuse is probably one of the hardest things for people to talk about, but it is definitely something that if people keep talking about it, then it'll help protect uh more people.

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Yeah, the submissions I've had so far like are amazing, and I have cried.

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That's a really heavy topic. Like, I'm surprised you're able to hold the weight of that.

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After every like episode, I'm gonna do like how y'all do a breath at the beginning. We're gonna do a breath at the end, and I'm like, all right, let's let this go.

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You know, yeah, out of that. Yes, yes. I believe in that whole talk hook wholeheartedly. Uh, mom, what's chaotic in your life this week?

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This last Wednesday, my mother and I, actually last week, my mother and I gotten a message from a friend of hers that used to live with us when we were younger. And um she has she had address for our nanny when we were little that we haven't seen in probably 45 years, and she is the one that saved my brother and I from being taken hostage when my grandfather killed my grandmother.

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Oh my goodness.

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So I got to go with my mom. I took my mom and we talked to Bonnie and we sat at her house talking for about three or four hours, but I got to thank her for saving our lives, and it it felt really good.

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Oh my god, that is beautiful.

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Yeah, Chase, what's been going on with you? How is the chaos in your life right now?

SPEAKER_05

So I went to an Odyssey festival today and bought way too much stuff. We can confirm, yeah, and so can our TikTok page. So um, if you're hearing this, yeah, a couple weeks ago, uh, we went to an Odyssey festival and got a lot of stuff. So uh video should be up by now for sure. Like video's up then, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah. Well, I mean, there's they're on our story right now, but like after we're this is going out in three weeks, so I'll probably edit an actual video and post it. So yeah. All right. I think we should get chaotic from here. If we haven't already, all right.

SPEAKER_08

I mean, honestly, with four people on one podcast, it's pretty chaotic.

SPEAKER_05

Yeah, it's gonna be, it's gonna be so um so bear with us guys. Yeah, okay. So, all right, so I know y'all have been waiting for part three of the Manger Hotel. We are still there. We're still here. We're here, not three weeks later. All of this was recorded one night, but we're still there. We're still there. Uh, room's probably not haunted, I don't believe it is. Um, so um, for episode number three, we have reviews that people have left about the manger. And I think I have 15 of them, and some of them are really long, but uh, we're just gonna pass them back and forth essentially. It'll be a campfire story time, essentially. Yeah, I don't have um I don't have campfire sounds, but that's okay. Uh, we'll start with Erica and make a loop. And uh let's go. We'll start with a ga host and end with a host. You know, guest host.

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Okay. The first one isn't that long. Um, so this was four years ago. We um this one is top titled The Legend of Ghost Fire.

SPEAKER_05

No, that's just the name of the person who boast. That's like their email.

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Oh.

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Or not or whatever name they have on Google. Email this person had no. I don't think don't email these people.

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No, it's not an email.

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Um it's like a like a what is it called?

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Screen name, yeah. Yeah, I mean that's a cool screen name. Anyways, so this review says the hotel was very fun and even got haunted slightly with the toilet flush at four in the morning out of nowhere. Oh my god, but it was a very beautiful hotel. It is pretty well toilet flush at one o'clock in the morning.

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It's meeting it's not a ghost, it's me.

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Oh my goodness. Um, so this is Julie from nine years ago. Oh wow. I know, right? My stay was three, three, or four. I think four. Anyways, maybe you're not four. Anyways, nine years ago, my in-laws were in town to visit and stayed here. The ghosts were an attractive idea. They said they had an experience on their second night. I myself heard a voice right behind me when there was no one there. No, thank you. That's like when we had the dinger go off earlier when no one was there.

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Let's see. This next review is from Bradley Clem. This was two years ago. April and Tim were absolutely amazing. I didn't get to meet them. They helped me out every time I was in need and explained some his history of the hotel. Had a nice day, but I definitely think this place is haunted. The bathroom door slammed shut in the middle of the night. Other than that, super great. These toys these ghosts really like the bathroom after hours.

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They do. So media media cigarus? Cigarus?

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I have no idea. Three years ago.

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Yes. My wife and I stayed here on December the 10th of 2021 to go see the Trans-Siberian Orchestra. We had a great room, the staff was very friendly, and the bar was amazing. They say this place is haunted. Well, I can't say about that. I will tell you after checking, I went down to return the cart we used for her luggage. While I was downstairs, my wife was standing next to the bathroom, right next to the front door, and heard very loud knock. She opened the door immediately, thinking it was me as I had left my key in the room. The room was located across the long hall from the elevators. There was not anybody in sight near the elevator or down either side of the long hall. This place kind of reminds you of the movie The Shining Star Half-Shining Vibes. Have fun.

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This one is about the floor we're staying on.

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I told you this one has hella energy. This is where I had all my experiences with this floor.

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So it says ghost occurrences. The room was on the third floor. There were quite a few orbs that looked like fireflies in the room. Oh wow. Someone loves to push the closet hangers back and forth. The screeching of metal on metal is an odd sound.

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You're also pasty. So you're also pasty. Ali's the only one with a good tan. Come on. It's not like this tan's permanent. I have a frick.

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Y'all are real redheads. I'm fake. So like I don't even have an excuse. I just don't tan.

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I don't really have a tan because my freckles have joined together.

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Your goal has happened finally. You used to joke about that all the time. You're like, it's finally happened. So this is from Brooke from five years ago. It's so long. It's so small. It's smaller than first. I can read it. I can, I should have cut it in half. No, I it would it would murder my eyes. A very okay. So this is Brooke from five years ago. A very novice and historic place. But we were a little creeper out. Keeper out. I think she means creeped out. But we were a little creeped out because of it being haunted. But we were looking to see if it was real. But at night we woke up to two old style males talking out loud at 3 a.m. We looked through the peephole, but no one to be found. But they were still talking. They weren't from today, and they had a New York's and European accent and were definitely from the past, but we couldn't figure out what they were saying. This person does not know the definition of a run-on sometimes. But as we were talking, we hear a female say, blow in their ear, saying, We couldn't see them then. We opened the door and still no sight of them at all. So we went back to the room and the air was heavy. We heard lots of whispering and the sound of a water drop, but big and loud in the morning. Oh my goodness.

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For the first time ever tonight, this one reached orange for a second during your story.

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It's the think ghost. Okay. In the morning, our curtains were moved completely. We were on the third floor by room 310 suite, which is the haunted room that the maid stayed in. But I probably wouldn't stay there just because I felt a little uncomfortable. But I wonder if you see anything or have seen or have, or if it's normal seeing someone has seen or or if it's normal if someone has seen the same thing. That person's English skills are non-existent. They were probably not English speaking. Let me tell you a secret. I had to figure out how like a quarter of the words in this thing. It said A-R-E and they meant O U R. And that is just exhausting. I'm like, R? No.

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Our hour.

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Ooh, Brooke. Here's to praying that the rest of them know how to punctuate and spell.

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Let's see, Mercy. Merci Anna. Can you spell? This is from a year ago. I guess everyone's reviews vary by expectations. I first saw this hotel when I was 15 and got to stay in it 20 years later, July 2024. People ask if it really is haunted. My room was. I was spoken to in my ear by a female while I was getting dressed. Ew. That experience is really similar to the one you just read, too. Based on the other experiences, it seems like they like to spook when you're alone. I'm not afraid, so I was able to stand my ground and ask for courtesy.

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That's good. Oh, if someone was talking to me that I couldn't see while I was getting dressed, I would be like, I guess I'm not taking these clothes off for the rest of the time I'm here. Right.

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It seems like tonight we're gonna be listening for toilet flushes and a woman speaking in your ear.

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So my mom and me. If you hear sweet nothings, it's probably not the ghost.

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This is uh Billy Duncan Smith three years ago. Excellent customer service. We stayed for two nights. Great location, clean room, but better than we expected. Will return. Asked to stay in the original rooms as husband loves the stories of the hotel being haunted. I was a non-believer. Saw an outline of a woman in my room the last night. This happened more than once. Now I'm a believer.

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I love like non-believer now a believer stories so much.

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So this was two years ago. Um, my group and I signed up for a sister's grim ghost tour, and the Minger Motel was part of the tour. The moment I walked through the front doors, I knew it was legitimately haunted. We decided to stay the night. What a magical experience. This hotel's rich history is captivating, right?

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It is though. Oh my god, it's so pretty. Keeps eating lunch. I keep yeah, I do. It likes this story. Keep going, Erica. Okay. They. Sorry.

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The hotel's rich history is captivating and is prevalent in the stories. The architecture, the furnishings, the energy that was left behind, but not forgotten. Yes, I'm referring to the ghosts and other energies that exist all over the place. Now I'm not bothered by these experiences, which include but are not limited to Oh god.

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This is gonna be good, I hope.

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Um being watched, touched, pulled in my sleep. Oh no, including the covers, no, hearing old-time music, laughter, whispers, and then the scary thing that chased us down the hallway. What the f oh yay. So excited. I wonder what that scary thing was. Um, I will not be getting iced by myself. It says, phew, what a night, what an adventure. We will absolutely be back in the future. You have balls.

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Okay, I'm gonna have to figure out how to email this person for specifics on her stories. Oh, I'm so crawling. Like it's really making me crawl. Oh, I don't like that one. I like it. It feels like worms in my skin right now.

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Um, I heard a lot of people's experiences were like their uh their sheets get pulled off of their bed and stuff while they're sleeping.

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I've always wanted that to happen to me for some reason. In the driscole, when my when we were at the dry school, my mom said that it felt like someone kept like adjusting the sheets throughout the like tugging it just to adjust it. But after we did our EMF session and we went to bed, I was laying there in bed and like I'm just like laying there and like I wasn't even about to fall asleep. Like I'm listening to the TV or whatever, right? And I'm just like laying there and out of nowhere, it literally felt someone, it felt like someone like sat down on my bed, but like tired sat like yeah, like slam themselves and my eyes popped open so fast. And I just like laid there, like just waiting, like that just happened. Okay, and it was like they now what like doing this, like tugging the sheets, and I was just like laying there, and then after a few minutes, I felt them get back up. Yeah, that was freaky. As if I hadn't already talked enough about myself. This isn't Leo. Okay, we didn't stay overnight, but the manager let us walk into the hotel and explore. That is not a common occurrence at all. This was from six years ago, okay. I caught voices on the video and audio. Wow, pretty clear voices we didn't hear when we were recording. Oh, love a good maybe we'll get something. Ah, I love a good um EVP, beautiful hotel. Not sure if I would stay overnight, but definitely take a walk and adventure. Is it haunted? Hell to the yes, it's haunted for sure. The EMF just hit orange. It agreed. It agreed, it clapped. He or she says yes. Oh, yeah, no, there is that area. Yep. It just possessed the computer. No, um, it has electromagnetic fields. Oh the window. Set it by the wind, set it on the windowsill. Um remember the Driscoll? That's where we said it was on the windowsill, and that's when I got my part. My it's red.

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I just set it there and it's red. He's sitting on the window. He was listening to your podcast. There's a ghost sitting on our windowsill in the manger. What's up, dude?

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I hope he's outside of the window.

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I'd be almost creepier.

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It almost is creepier.

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I guess we'll leave it on and see what happens. All right, so this is Sally from five years ago. You just read, right?

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Yes.

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Okay. This is Sally from five years ago. This one says beautiful.

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Oh, go for it.

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Actually, give me the motion the motion thing. It said hiding. Are you hiding from us? Is that why you're outside of the window?

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Oh, that might be why he's not pushing the rods, or they are not pushing the rods. Let's put the motion detector by the window. Oh, the wind. So it'll ding if it crosses the window. We're just gonna put it like right here. Is that a good you think?

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Challenge.

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Uh no, thank you. I think it's a challenge to not set it off. All right, this is Sally from five years ago. Beautiful hotel and excellent accommodating staff. Margaret the valet and the lady from the catering office were amazing. We stayed in the most haunted room, the King Ranch Suite, which is very spacious and beautiful. Can confirm, I saw pictures of it and it just looks it looks like a house. We were sitting in the dark in the living room that night. First of all, that was your first mistake. Why are you in the dark? Put the TV on, turn on a light. That's terrifying. In the most haunted room, come on. When the door to the bedroom opened by itself twice. Door to the bedroom, that door? No, no. Like in the suite, there's like a separate bedroom. Like I said, it's like a house. Like there's a closed-off bedroom, a closed-off bathroom, a clock, like there's like an office space, a living room, two living room spaces. Yeah, it's massive. That's cool. It's really pretty. I saw pictures on the lip sort. I made sure it was completely shut after the first time, but it's still opened again. It doesn't have a loose knob or anything. You have to turn the knob for it to open. Spooky. We had a wonderful time, but most definitely stay again.

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Wait, wait, wait. Did it just say you wait? Unity.

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Unity. Oh, is this what the suites look like? The green? Um, so I have a joke.

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I reminisce here.

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What did it say? I reminisce here. Interesting.

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I have uh a corny joke for y'all.

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Yay.

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Well, that's better than the last time. It better be. He said no. He said I was like, I have a corny joke for y'all. No. Yes, ma'am, I sure fucking do. Okay. I come with the attitude. You know this. Who did Frankenstein's monster bring to the party? His ghoul.

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Oh my god.

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That's actually a funny one.

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I want to know what the ghost thinks of your joke. Thank you.

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Thank you to our Live Studio audience. We appreciate you so much. Thank you for being here for us. That's my favorite Tom Joe. Okay. Go ahead, Alan.

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Continue with this red. I mean, really, uh with this English English. English? Do not say scary words, please.

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It was the joke.

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It was the joke.

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It was an anguish to listen to your joke.

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They did not like that joke. They were like, they said that was fucking terrible. You stupid gassy bitch.

SPEAKER_08

Alright, Ollie. So this next review comes from Marky Pooh Pooh 8Bs. I like the name. Maybe he was eight? It was seven years ago.

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Okay.

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So he's 15 now.

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One of, if not the oldest bar in all of San Antonio. The appetizers were great and the drink specials were awesome. However, I won't give it a full five stars because I never really believed in ghosts. But when I went to the men's room in the mirror, I saw an apparition of a man that looked like he was from the 18th century.

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Shouting out.

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And I didn't know if he was a ghost, but it I was scared besides the ghost. It's a good bar with good food and good drink specials. Um, maybe it's a shout out to that ghost. Maybe that ghost is in the restroom. Shouting out, she says.

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In agony, shouting out or he or they or them. This is from BT a month ago. Oh.

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Okay, so these are actually probably I've had them ready for like two months. That's probably three months ago. Okay.

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Oh caps. Definitely haunted. I cannot believe what my wife and I went through and got it on camera. Oh, I don't know how to review this. Our door to our room was opening and closing, only being held shut by the chain. And the privacy lock kept clicking open. Ew for hours. Oh, to say the least. Yeah, we left at 3 a.m. We left at 3 a.m.

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Chicken skin, chicken skin. Oh they couldn't.

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That doesn't mean they could be to be at 3 a.m. too. They left at 3 a.m. At the witching hour. Started getting too much.

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Oh. Alright, this is violent. Very cold now.

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Me too. Me too. Deserve. Deserve? It says we deserve it because we purposely came here for this.

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We deserve to be cold. We deserve to be cold because we're dumb bitches.

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I think we deserve a jello shop.

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I think we do.

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Hold on, hold on. I have this door for you. A what? What is a door, not a door?

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With a jar. Oh this this one time my car's all binging ajar, door ajar, and I knew it was all. No, it's a door.

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So five years ago, David checked in on Friday and requested to stay in the original part of the hotel. We also requested a haunted room, smiley face. Something touched my back several times through the night, and it wasn't the person I was sleeping with. That is a no for me. L-O-L dot dot dot.

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What's of laryngitis? There's no way he's laughing. This person is like nervous laughing, like in text. I do that a lot on this podcast.

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She has her eye on you.

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I don't like that. Me either. Remember the one about the person going at the prison while you're dressing?

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I'm sorry. Go ahead, Eruka. My ear just started like twitching. Um that's fun. The staff here was friendly, and the hotel is unbelievably beautiful. The gift shops right outside the hotel are nice, as well as they have many great gift items. The prices at the gift shops were very reasonable. We plan on coming back and spending the night again soon. Maybe another haunted room. So maybe they did really enjoy someone a ghost caressing them and they're touching her.

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They're one of those freaks. They're like, yes, touch me and treat you. There was something I was gonna say that just escaped escaped my brain.

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I thought it. I wish I said it.

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You guys know I don't believe in coincidences. Wild. Okay, this is Megan from eight years ago. I loved just the beginning of this movie. I will never stay at this hotel ever again. What happened then? There's not a star on here. I didn't get the star in it, so I couldn't tell you how what stars she gave it, but she's definitely not happy. In in case you were not aware, we're very aware. This hotel is haunted. I don't think many was aware before she stayed here. Oh my god. It said open a portal. Please don't do that. We actually said a prayer to prevent that. Thank you.

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Okay.

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Thank you. My best friend witnessed 15 to 20 beings in our hotel room on the third floor. Okay, no portals. No portals.

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Do not bring a party into our room, please.

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It's weird that it said that right before I got to that. Okay. I'm gonna cry.

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Look, no more than three.

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And I experienced constant facial caressing and hair tugging from very hot energy. No, I don't like that at all. It was terrifying. I'm terrified for you, bacon. We heard a loud vacuum-like noise at 3 a.m. And for a straight hour, multiple beings were in our room laughing, watching us, and touching us. No God, why? We checked out of the hotel at 4:30 a.m. and slipped at Denny's across the street. When we woke up, we attended church instead of prayer before heading home. It's a beautiful hotel, but scary. Oh my god. Oh you guys, let's go home. At least we know that Denny's is across the street. Right. Yeah, there's also like, you know, bars if we get too bored or whatever.

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As you were saying, like for that review, I like almost started crying. I just got sad and I don't know why.

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It's because you were an empath.

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It's a sad facial crash.

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That's like in the in the Driscoll. Remember, you got like over, you just start what'd you say? Body, of course. Remember, you started getting like really like you weren't even sad. You just started bawling, and you were like, I don't know why I'm crying. I'm not sad. No, but my mom's a lighthouse and an empath, so with the ghost here, does that make us five witchy weiros?

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What about at the Zach Baggins Museum when we were in that room?

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First of all, I love that you said it baggins instead of bagin'.

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Bag.

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No, no, no. It makes me happy because that's what it's spelled like. Okay. And he doesn't say baggins because of in the northern accent either. Like, that's not why he says it. He doesn't have that. That's just how he says his name's pronounced. I think he doesn't want to be associated with the Hobbit. Oh, when your hair was getting played within the room with the demon stairs. And I saw the little boy listening. You're welcome. Thank you for listening. And I saw the little boy at the top of the stairs looking through the little things at me.

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But it was like flipping my hair up and behind me, and I was standing at the top of the street.

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She kept turning, she kept turning and looking at me, but I was like far enough where I would have had to lean over to reach her hair. And I was my like I was standing there, like looking at the stairs and like looking into the at the dirt and stuff that they have from the original basement. Yeah. So if I randomly go, guys, that's not funny, and I'm like, oh wait, you're not good. Then we know that ghost is still with us. So I've realized that this might not be the easiest font to read for my mom.

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Useless.

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Thanks. Thank you for your input. Wow. This is a rude ghost. I'm gonna keep it. We got a heckler. Trying to be fair.

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He likes you. What? He likes you. He likes who? Which one of us? Me? The redhead?

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No.

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There's three redheads in this video. It's a vibrant redhead.

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Night whispers. Night whispers.

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No, thank you. How many freaking reviews did we hear that talked about whispers in the night?

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Guys, I'm not sleeping. Anyways. We're literally keeping company.

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My mom doesn't sleep anyway. Sleep and shift. Who's gonna guard the tiny hut? So this is actually one of my favorite crystals. Oh I know what it is just from the look of it. Is it moldavite? It is. Oh, I was gonna wear my wear my ring.

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I lost my moldavite. That means you didn't need it anymore. Oh, so it's years ago, and I just I want another one. So we'll see. So what is moldavite? It's a glassy, pale to dark green tectite formed by a meteorite impact 15. Sorry, not 50, 15 million years ago. And what is now Germany? And it's trippy AF. It is.

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And expensive. It's your fuck, it's the fuck your life up in a good way stone.

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Right.

SPEAKER_05

A lot of people say literally the chaos stone.

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So that once they get it, like their life just like goes to shit. But it goes to shit so that they can have a better life.

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It like gets rid of the bad stuff so the good stuff can come can come in.

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Or it pushes you hard into where you're supposed to be. Right. To be the person you want to be, you have to destroy the person you are, and that's basically what this stone does. Anyways, who needs it?

SPEAKER_05

I bought a piece of moldavite, and the next day I was offered the area manager.

SPEAKER_04

You seem familiar.

SPEAKER_05

Thank you. I've been here before.

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I would one of us you were talking about.

SPEAKER_02

I'm getting snorky as fuck, y'all. I'm sorry. Um, who needs it? Spiritual seekers, extraterrestrials trapped in human bodies.

SPEAKER_05

Both of us made eye contact, my mom and I.

SPEAKER_02

Aquarians?

SPEAKER_05

They keep secrets here.

SPEAKER_02

Ooh, interesting. Where to put it? In the middle of your forehead during meditations, altars, and alien landing sites. When to use it. When you feel too grounded or disconnected from spirit, moldavite is all about operating at a higher frequency. When you're looking for more wow and whoa in your life on the meditation cushion and beyond, explode your perceptions with Moldavite.

SPEAKER_05

What is the modified? Transform your life on earth. Yeah, that's for sure. So any tectite is always made from meteor impact. However, the meteor impact causes materials that are already.

SPEAKER_01

I hear something.

SPEAKER_05

It said I hear something. I threw something.

SPEAKER_03

I just heard don't get outside.

SPEAKER_05

Why is the door closing though? What did you throw? I don't know.

SPEAKER_02

I actually have a tectite though.

SPEAKER_05

Yeah, tectite is caused by, like I said, meteor impact. And it what it does is it makes the heat from the from the meteor causes the material that it hits to turn into glass.

SPEAKER_02

Right. And so moldavite, I believe I might be wrong. Moldavite is special because it's in the water. Like it lands in the water instead of on land.

SPEAKER_05

Oh, what I do know about moldavite is it's literally the only stone. No, it can only be found in one specific place. Whereas other tectites are everywhere or can be found most places. Yeah.

SPEAKER_02

Yeah. Yeah.

SPEAKER_05

It's caused by a rock from outside space.

SPEAKER_02

If you really want moldavite, but you can't afford it. Getting a tectite is a very similar energy. Unlawful. And you can find them for a lot cheaper. It's an unlawful. That's what I thought. It's what? Unlawful. It's unlawful to buy it a cheaper version.

SPEAKER_08

It's unlawful to use a tectite as moldovite.

SPEAKER_05

It is one of my favorite stones. I have a really pretty gold ring, and the mold white light comes down in this like V shape. Oh. Like interesting things happen every time I wear it. Anyways. Yo, I think we done did it. I think we I think we finally, after three freaking weeks, have finally finished the manger hotel. Did it. We've done it.

SPEAKER_02

I mean, for us, it's only been like quite a few hours. But you know.

SPEAKER_05

Forever it else has been three weeks, so. Inferno. Okay. Yeah, I think, I think we did it. We did, we did the manger. We did the manger. We did the manger. Did the manger do us? Yes.

SPEAKER_03

Time will come.

SPEAKER_08

But, anyways, thank you guys for listening.

SPEAKER_02

I'm 10 years old.

SPEAKER_08

Okay. Okay. Nice. Thank you for listening to Conjuring Chaos. Make sure to hit that subscribe button and look us up on the social medias.

SPEAKER_05

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SPEAKER_08

We are for what youirdos with microphones.

SPEAKER_05

And thank you for conjuring chaos with us. You sound scared. That doesn't scare you. What's wrong with you? Uh, we did say a prayer. We'll be okay.

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