The Mick and Dave its a Load of Bollocks Show Episode 1

INTRO – THE MICK & DAVE LOAD OF BOLLOCKS SHOW

“Right then… here we go…”

“This is The Mick and Dave ‘Load of Bollocks’ Show — the only podcast where the plaster’s rough, the language is worse… and the facts are questionable at best.”

“Coming up — we’ve got quizzes, we’ve got stories from site, we’ve got absolute nonsense… and somewhere in the middle of it all… a few actual answers.”

“So whether you’re on the trowel, in the van, or hiding from the gaffer…”

“Stick the kettle on… or crack a beer…”

“Because this… is The Mick and Dave Show — and it’s about to go completely off the rails.”

“Let’s get into it…”

Transcript

SPEAKER_08 0:44

Hey Mick, how are you? Yeah, good. Right, that's everybody. It's a new show, isn't it? It's a Mick and Dave Load of Bollocks show. Very circle. Most stuff we do is a little fucking bollocks, anyway. So we might as well call it a load of bollocks show. So a bit of a different format aren't we? We were extending it. We've had that many downloads and what have you, so we thought, well, we'll cover a bit more. So what are we going to put in tonight's show, mate? Give us a lowdown of what's going to happen.

SPEAKER_07 1:19

Well, tonight we're just we're actually venturing into slightly new territory. We're going to throw you a quiz out there. Which is going to have a few rounds in it, but I think we're going to have a total of about 20 questions. Let me just have a quick note.

SPEAKER_08 1:39

Yeah, you're right.

SPEAKER_07 1:40

We've actually actually got a little bit of a script for this one.

SPEAKER_08 1:44

We've had two.

SPEAKER_07 1:48

It's 21. 21 questions.

SPEAKER_08 1:51

Yeah. 20. Well, it is right. You it's a quiz. It's called the Mickey and Dave Load of Bollocks Quiz Show, basically. So, what was going to happen? I'm going to read the rounds. You have six rounds. In each round, you have four questions. I'll read the title of the round. Mick will be the quiz master. He'll read the questions. You get what you want to do, get yourself a pen and paper and have a do with it. At the end of the quiz, we'll go through the answers, will you? And so how do you go on? You can google if you want, give a shit. Who gives a shit anyway? You know what I mean?

SPEAKER_07 2:24

So you go for it kind of defeats the object, but I have totally defeats the object.

SPEAKER_08 2:29

If you want to do that, do that. Guess what, Dave?

SPEAKER_07 2:44

Go on. Guess what? I'm gonna get 25 because I've got the answers. To be honest, I tried it the other day. I got most of them to be fair. Really? Yeah.

SPEAKER_08 3:00

What that name? Do you get your name right? No, I failed on that bit. You failed on one. It's not like we w and ended it all. Oh right, okay, let's get going for it. Okay, are you ready, Mr. Quizmaster? Because here we go. Round one, music.

SPEAKER_07 3:24

Question one. Which band released the album Rumors in 1977? That's a good one. Again. Question one is which band released the album Rumours in 1977? Question two? Which British artist's real name is Reginald Kenneth Dwight? Question two again? Which British artist's real name is Reginald Kenneth Dwight? Question three? Which band released Wonderwall in nineteen ninety five? So question three again. Which band released Wonderwall in nineteen ninety-five? Question four? Which singer is known as the material girl? Question four again. Which singer is known as the material girl?

SPEAKER_08 5:17

So that's round one. Round two is on history. Over to you, Mate.

SPEAKER_07 5:24

So question five. Which year did the Battle of Hastings take place? So which year did the Battle of Hastings take place? Question six. Who was the first Roman Emperor? So who was the first Roman Emperor? And they'll give you the answer then. Question seven. In what year did the Berlin Wall fall? What year did the Berlin Wall fall? Question eight. Which empire was ruled by Genghis Khan? Which empire was ruled by Genghis Khan?

SPEAKER_08 6:58

And we're on to round number three, which is general knowledge. Over two minutes.

SPEAKER_07 7:08

Which James Bond actor worked as a plasterer's laborer before becoming famous? So which James Bond actor worked as a plasterer's laborer before becoming famous? Question ten. Which Hollywood star worked as a carpenter before becoming famous? So which Hollywood star became a carp? I'll reword that again. Which Hollywood star worked as a carpenter before becoming famous? Question eleven. What is the capital of Canada? What is the capital of Canada? Question twelve. In which sport would you perform a slam dunk? So which sport would you perform a slam dunk?

SPEAKER_08 8:58

Doing well there, mate? Absolutely superb. Right, we'll go on to round four. Round four is geography.

SPEAKER_07 9:06

Over to you, Mick. Question thirteen. Which US state is known as the sunshine state? Well, definitely not Britain. Which state is known as the sunshine state? Question fourteen? Tricky. Which river flows through the most countries in the world? So which river flows through the most countries in the world? Question fifteen. What is the only river that crosses the equator twice? Brilliant. What is the only river that crosses the equator twice?

SPEAKER_08 10:27

Well done, Mick, doing really well. So now we're on to round five. Now this is a bit of a weird one. We call this one Miss Magic and Bollocks.

SPEAKER_07 10:50

Question sixteen. Adding cement to lime proper we'll start again because my teeth are in. Adding cement to lime plaster improves its performance in old buildings. Is it a myth? Is it magic or is it bullets? Question 17. Lion plaster helps regulate moisture in a building. So lion plaster helps relegate moisture in a building? Again, is it a myth? Is it magic? Or is it police? Question 18. Hair in plaster was added for reinforcement. So hair in plaster was added for reinforcement. Is that a myth? Is it magic? Or is it bollocks?

SPEAKER_08 11:54

Well done, mate. Doing really well. We're on to round six, and round six is sport.

SPEAKER_07 12:01

What about you, mate? Question 19. Which country has won the most FIFA World Cups? So which country has won the most FIFA World Cups? Question twenty. In which sport would you compete for the Ryder Cup? So in which sport would you compete for the Ryder Cup?

SPEAKER_08 12:51

And here we go for special question. This point, this question is worth five points. So over to you, Mick, for the final five-pointer.

SPEAKER_07 13:01

And it's a pigging long one, isn't it?

SPEAKER_08 13:03

That's a piggy one. Get on, shut up and get it read.

SPEAKER_07 13:06

Which song, originally written and recorded by Dolly Parton, was later re-recorded by Whitney Houston for the film The Bodyguard, becoming one of the best-selling singles of all time. So we'll read it again for you. Which song, originally written and recorded by Dolly Parton, was later re-recorded by Whitney Houston for the film The Bodyguard, becoming one of the best-selling singles of all time.

SPEAKER_08 13:54

Brilliant. Right, that's your question. So what we'll do now, we'll go through your answers. You get one point correct for each question, you answer correctly, and you get five points. You get the special question at the end. A total of 25 points. So Mike, do you want to read them again and I'll read the answers? You read out the questions and I'll read the answers. Because I've lost I've watched the answers. I've got the answers either, don't you worry about it.

SPEAKER_07 14:22

That's alright then. So in round one for music, we went with question one: which band released the album Rumours in 1977? The answer is Fleetwood Mac.

SPEAKER_08 14:38

Again, the answer is Fleetwood Mac.

SPEAKER_07 14:44

And question two, which British artist's real name is Reginald Kenneth Dwight?

SPEAKER_08 14:52

The answer is Elton John. I'm sure most people know that one. So the answer again is Elton John.

SPEAKER_07 15:03

Which band, which is question three, released Wonderwall in 1995?

SPEAKER_08 15:10

The answer is Oasis. Again, the answer is Oasis.

SPEAKER_07 15:17

I thought that was a drink. Question four. Which singer again is known as the material girl.

SPEAKER_08 15:26

You better say it again because I I talked through it. Say it again a minute.

SPEAKER_07 15:31

Question four. Which singer is known as the material girl?

SPEAKER_08 15:36

The answer is Madonna. Again, the answer is Madonna. So we'll go on to round number two. Do you want to take us away, Mick? We answer question number five.

SPEAKER_07 15:49

Question five. Which year did the Battle of Hastings take place?

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The answer was 1066. Again, the answer was 1066.

SPEAKER_07 16:03

Question six. Who was the first Roman Emperor?

SPEAKER_08 16:09

The answer? Augustus. Again, the answer, Augustus.

SPEAKER_07 16:16

Question seven, in what year did the Berlin Wall fall?

SPEAKER_08 16:21

Correct answer, nineteen eighty-nine. If you remember it, correct answer, nineteen eighty-nine.

SPEAKER_07 16:30

Question eight. Which empire was ruled by Genghis Khan?

SPEAKER_08 16:36

The answer, the Mongol and Empire. Again, the Mongol Empire. So that takes us on to round number three, general knowledge. So Mick, take away general knowledge.

SPEAKER_07 16:49

Love this question. I love this one. Question nine. Which James Bond actor worked as a plaster's labourer before becoming famous?

SPEAKER_08 17:01

Only one person, isn't it? One James Bond, Sean Connery. Has to be Sean Connery he worked as a plasterer's labourer before becoming famous. So there's this chance for everybody, yeah? We might be talking to other James Bonds out here, mate. I've already had the call I turned it down, mate. Lydia? Well, you've been podcasts, magazine, writing books, interviews, in name, we're fucking doing it. Go on.

SPEAKER_07 17:26

Exactly. I just couldn't I couldn't be doing with it. No. Question 10. Which Hollywood star worked as a carpenter before becoming famous? The answer to that is Arison Ford. Again, Arison Ford. Question 11. What is the capital of Canada? And if you've written C, good on you.

SPEAKER_08 17:57

Correct answer, Ottawa. Again, the correct answer is Ottawa.

SPEAKER_07 18:03

Question 12. In which sport would you perform a slam dump? The answer? Baseball. Again. Baseball. I think you got that wrong, mate. The answer is basketball. Oh fuck me.

SPEAKER_08 18:23

Right. I'll record I'll edit that out. The answer is basketball. The answer is basketball. I won't mind you've got it in front of you. All right, okay. Right, we're on to round number four now. Geography. Question 13.

SPEAKER_07 18:50

Which state sorry, which US state is known as the Sunshine State?

SPEAKER_08 18:56

The correct answer is Florida. Again, the correct answer is Florida.

SPEAKER_07 19:04

14. Which river flows through the most countries in the world?

SPEAKER_08 19:12

The answer is a Danube. Again, the answer is Danube. I think it's either in nine or ten countries it flows through. Or around tricky one that. Tricky one that.

SPEAKER_07 19:23

The good one. Good one. Question 15. What is the only river that crosses the equator twice?

SPEAKER_08 19:34

The answer is the Congo. The answer is the Congo. Now our favourite section. Myths, magic, or bollocks? So the answer should be it's either myth, magic, or total bollocks. So let's go for it. Go on.

SPEAKER_07 19:52

Question 16. Adding cement to lime plaster improves its performance in old buildings. That's a load of bollocks.

SPEAKER_08 20:03

That's a load of bollocks. So you never use cement in old buildings, would you? So it's merely sand and lime. So yeah, that answer is bollocks. Go on, what's next?

SPEAKER_07 20:16

Question 17. Lime plaster helps regulate moisture in a building.

SPEAKER_08 20:23

Correct answer is true. It's magic. Yeah. It's magic. It works is magic, doesn't it? And that's it.

SPEAKER_07 20:33

This question is a bit a bit a bit not nice for us follically challenge people. Hair in plaster was added for reinforcement.

SPEAKER_08 20:44

The answer is magic. Yeah, it's added to reinforcement, sand and lime, put her in. You pull the ceiling down, it's rip off a study ball, you'll see animal air, maybe cow, horseshoe, ghost, whatever. It's in there.

SPEAKER_07 20:58

Or a mick or Dave.

SPEAKER_08 21:01

Yeah, put a money there somewhere once upon a time. Right, okay, let's get on to round number six. Answers for round number six, Mick, please, if you don't mind.

SPEAKER_07 21:11

So we're on question number 19. And this is for sports. Which country has won the most FIFA World Cups?

SPEAKER_08 21:21

There's only one country that could do that, and that is Brazil. So Brazil have won more World Cups than anybody.

SPEAKER_07 21:30

Question 20. In which sport would you compete for the Ryder Cup?

SPEAKER_08 21:35

The Ryder Cup is golf. It's a golf. Player for golf. And that's it.

SPEAKER_07 21:42

I feel like I need a drum roll for this one. Right, okay, on the drum roll. This is for your final question for a five pointer. Which song, originally written and recorded by Dolly Portman? Was later re-recorded by Whitney Houston for the film The Bodyguard becoming one of the best selling singles of all time.

SPEAKER_08 22:10

The answer for five points is I will always love you. I'm not talking to Mick when I say that anyway.

SPEAKER_07 22:17

Oh, and I thought you were.

SPEAKER_08 22:19

I'm broke now. So what do you want to do now? Toss up your points. Uh if you're clever, you've got them all really absolutely superb. Well, whatever you done. I'm hoping you enjoyed it. What we're doing, we're putting a Facebook page up, and it's called the Mick and what's it called, Mick? Mick and Dave Laws and Bolloc. Yeah, yeah. What do you want to do? Put your scores on there. Try to see how you gone on. You know, it's have a look, let's have a say how have you gone on. And we'll find out.

SPEAKER_07 22:55

I don't believe for one minute, everybody's got 25.

SPEAKER_08 22:58

No, if you got 25, you're going, hey, Google. Chat GDK. But yeah, anyway, whatever you've done, I'm hoping we enjoyed that. So that's today's quiz. And what do we got on the show next, mate? You don't know, do you? No, I'll tell you what we've got. We've got Mark. Yeah, you've been sleep, haven't you? Well, we've still got a coming up. We've got Mike, remember one of the first episodes we did with Mike from Shorterbags. Very popular. So I thought, oh, we'll rerun that one again and let people have another listen to Mike and his short shire bags. So we've got and we'll be having Manker of the Week as well. So it's a it's a busy show. So let's crack on. We'll get a piece of the music, then we'll crack on with Mike, and we'll see after. But that's the way it is. I'd say created and designed. Yeah. Yeah, yeah. Sounds sounds good to me. Right. Do you want to tell us a bit about them?

SPEAKER_00 28:39

What they are and how you came about the idea. Yeah, so basically, um I've been plastering now for over a decade, and still a new plaster of jobs. You're still a kid, then still learning every day. Yeah. I think to close your mind, I think you know it all. That's when you're you're done. Every day's a school day, you're always learning. Um definitely. Yeah, you got to keep your minds open all the time. So what I always found when I was plastering was at the end of the job, it always warmed me up that there was no way to get rid of all your sludge and your water waste and all that. Once you'd washed down all your tools, your sludge bucket, all that. There was no way to get rid of it. Yeah, so it just always I searched for products and I couldn't find anything. And I'm I'm always coming up with ideas. No matter what I do in life, I'll I'll come up with an eye a better, look, hopefully a better way of doing it. So initially the idea started out as like a bin with various grade filters in. And I drew it, I designed it, and then I was thinking about it and thought, you know what, it's too complicated, nobody's ever going to use it. I need to simplify it. So then I went back to the drawing board and thought to myself, well, all them filters would have ended up in a bin bag. So why not just make the product a bag that captures all the gunk and water just comes through it? So then I started looking at all your filter materials and everything else, and came up with the shark bag. And I just it was like, oh my god, this is such a simple solution to a problem that people have been suffering with for decades getting rid of this. Because on a job, yeah, it it just felt it just feels so you do plaster is out there doing this really hard labour job and giving this professional service, a professional finish, and it all looks great. And then they'll the the at the end, they're like, Where can I chuck this crap? And it it just for me, it was like you're professional all the way till that point, yeah. And then you're like you're out in the street, you're looking around to see there's no counsel about, and you're chucking it down the grid in the street, down the store. I don't know. Yeah, you're chucking it in the customers' bushes or wherever. Like I worked for a social housing contractor, and the guy I was plastered in this house with just literally went out into the front garden and he just threw it across the customer's grass. And I was just like, come on. So it's just this it's things like this that just drove me nuts over the years that why I ended up coming up with this idea, and it's been well received. Everybody said that you know what, this has been an issue for years, yeah, and you've come up with this simple solution, and it's just so easy. I'm not gonna, I'm not gonna please everybody, and I'm not gonna change everybody's behaviours. And the the shark bag may not be for every job, there may be a bit of a bit of scrap land you can just throw it onto, but it's for them jobs where you want to try and look professional and you want to deal with your waste correctly, and that that's what the shark bag's for.

SPEAKER_08 31:56

Yeah, like I say, we're down in a meeting, an APL meeting in Liverpool on Friday, and you you have all the college lectures there, and lads had heard of them.

SPEAKER_00 32:10

I didn't get that, you froze on me.

SPEAKER_08 32:12

No freeze on it connections on sustained. Yeah, I didn't get a word of that. Right, we're back on, I think. Are we there? Can you hear me?

SPEAKER_00 32:22

Yeah, I can hear you now, yeah.

SPEAKER_08 32:23

So we we're down in got into intermittent in internet. So we were down in a meeting on Liverpool, and it were you know, we're really well received. We built, you know, your bags into the PowerPoint presentation. So we gave them a talk to plastering lectures and they'd heard of them, and they thought it was a really good idea coming up with a solution. Yeah, it was really well received. I I were in, you know, I thought I'll pull you down there and you know I'll push you a little bit and see how it goes. But it didn't need pushing the new of it, you know what I mean.

SPEAKER_07 33:03

Yeah, there were three or four colleges already using them. Brilliant. Whether they'd ordered them direct from you or when they'd been brought maybe from somewhere else. I don't know.

SPEAKER_00 33:14

Well, you can only buy the sharp bags at the moment from from my from myself through my website. Right, right. Well in that case, they must have volunteered. Yeah, so I have I did send some samples out to a few colleges, and I know a few colleges have bought some bags. Um that that's probably what it is, yeah.

SPEAKER_07 33:33

No, to be to be fair, even when you're teaching in college, you usually finish up with a big plastic bathtub that the lads all swell out into. Yeah. But then you've still got the same problem of trying to get rid of the water before you the sludge is settled at the bottom of the bathtub.

SPEAKER_00 33:53

Yeah.

SPEAKER_07 33:53

So we always used to forklift the back of the bath out to tip it into a skip. Yeah, cage in the ski. Right. But we had to get most of the water out first.

SPEAKER_00 34:04

Yeah, well that's the thing, isn't it? Because it'll just all washed through. Yeah. And skips are always full of holes and then it just ends up rubbing.

SPEAKER_07 34:11

Exactly, and then you're then you've got a drive that looks like somebody's just had a streaky air dye on it. Yeah, yeah. Which which we all know is a nightmare, because you're then stood there with shitloads of buckets of water trying to brush it all away. Yeah, well that's it. You're only making the matter worse because there's nowhere for that water to go either. Yeah. But it's just an absolute nightmare. So I'd I'd seen them a couple of times, and I think I think I've I've texted you before, Mark, can I?

SPEAKER_00 34:39

Regarding the Laugh and Plaster magazine. I'm not I'm not sure to be honest. I've had that many people reach out to me, contact me, and and show interest in the bags. It's it's been it's been a bit of a crazy ride, to be honest, since I put the first video out. I think it was the beginning of this year.

unknown 34:58

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 34:59

Tons of people contacting me. So I apologize. Uh it doesn't ring a bell, but I've had that many people contact me. It's fine.

SPEAKER_08 35:08

It's okay, we'll just find a light up. It's all right. This podcast will never get put out there. Let's put that. We don't all know grudges you know, like that, you know. It's great, it's it's a good product, it is a good product, and one of the reasons for the magazine behind it, we don't charge nothing for nobody, no one pays a penny. And it's basically it's for more plasters in the trade who never get any recognition whatsoever for what they've done. And products are the good things, you know what I mean? And you know, we've all been there, and oh, yeah, we'll produce you and we'll charge you god knows how much to promote you three or four sales, and they're ripping you off. So, you know, the reason behind the magazine and the podcast is help people, you know what I mean? We we don't make note out of it.

SPEAKER_00 36:07

Yeah, I think it's absolutely brilliant what you're doing, to be honest, Dave. It's absolutely fantastic. Well, there's not a lot of people out there that are out doing things for no rewards, just trying to help other people.

SPEAKER_07 36:20

Thing is unfortunately, that that that's us all over, and I think we've done that since day one.

SPEAKER_00 36:25

Yeah, yeah. Well, there's not many like that about.

SPEAKER_08 36:31

You've you've got to shut up, Mick. I'm talking. Swing your arm back. I said, thing is in life, you've got to be helped, basically. If someone helps you, you to help them, and you know, I had a lot of success with people helping me, and we all dad, I'd still be skimming bloody ceilings, you know what I mean, and and and that's it, and you know, mixing, you know, we both had help a long way, helping each other and one thing or another. And all you all you're doing is giving back what you've had given to you. You've got to. And you've got to, and and and that's it.

SPEAKER_07 37:12

The annoying the annoying thing comes is when it's like me and Dave are very, very similar in our approach to everything. It's like if somebody needs an LP hand, we'll give them an LP hand. Yeah. But the annoying bit is when you want the that favour sort of returning. And then you have to return it. Yeah. It's like okay. So our attitude's always been even if I'm out on site now and I've got a new spread with me, and they're doing some, and I think to myself, why have you done it like that? Try doing it this way, because I find it easier this way. Yeah. Do you know what I mean? You just do it. And I don't know if it's like I won't I won't be like that. I've I've actually talked. And they'll do something different to what I've shown them, and I'm like, why are you doing that like that? And then it's like, well, I actually find it easier. So I'm like, fair cool. Yeah. There isn't a there isn't a right and a wrong way to blaster. I'm definitely not, no. You finish it alright.

SPEAKER_00 38:15

That's all that matters at the end of the day. We all have our own techniques, our own methods, but as long as the final product is as it should be.

SPEAKER_07 38:22

Exactly. So it swings around about. But I'd I'd fired the bags at the beginning of the year. And because I do more domestic now than than I've ever done, I won't go back to five because I just disagree with what they're trying to try to throw me off with.

SPEAKER_08 38:40

Mick, you're too bloody old. Be truthful. You're too old.

SPEAKER_07 38:45

You know you are. Stop bullshitting. That's harsh, isn't it? That's harsh. Just kick a guy while he's down, why don't you? That's my way 100%.

SPEAKER_08 39:00

Yeah, get out of my boy.

SPEAKER_07 39:06

I'd looked at it and I thought to myself, what a cracking idea, because like you said, there's no way to get rid of it.

SPEAKER_00 39:11

Yeah.

SPEAKER_07 39:12

And nine times out of ten, if you're in a fully logoed van, you've got fully logoed gear on, and you go to tip this bucket of slutchy water down the drain. Yeah? You're only tipping the water out. You don't tip the sludge out. I always leave the sludge in the bottle and it's set. Yeah. Then dig it out into an old bag. But you can be guaranteed that as soon as somebody clops you go to that drain with that bucket, you've got a neighbor coming out screaming.

SPEAKER_08 39:42

Yeah, even worse, guaranteed film you. It can film you even worse these days, isn't it? You know what I mean? Well, yeah, true.

SPEAKER_07 39:50

Yeah. So the product's a cracking idea. I'm just pissed that I never thought of it.

SPEAKER_00 39:58

I think it's a good idea. Don't be terrible. It's costing me a fortune to keep this business alive at the moment. Well, in that case, I'm glad I didn't think about it.

SPEAKER_07 40:09

No, you should be a cracking product. I think I saw you, Mark, didn't I?

SPEAKER_08 40:15

Mark, I think I contacted you, didn't I? I saw your product. I think you did, yeah. I think I saw it on Facebook someone. I thought, hang on, this is a real top gear. This needs to be out there. And I think that's why I contacted you initially. Yeah, then quite honestly, every time it's been in magazine, I've done you a couple of times, and you get a lot of it's on them pages, you know what I mean? So we are getting word out there, and you know, it it's doing really well. So, yeah, so brilliant. Right, one last question to ask you. Okay, you've been our guests, we like you, we might abuse you a bit and what have you. What would you choose for a piece of music if you're on a Desert Island and someone had to describe you and the one piece of music you're going to live to for the rest of your life? What would it be?

SPEAKER_00 41:06

Well, there can only be one piece of music, to be honest, and it it would have to be the theme track for OnlyFools and Horses. Fuck you. Are you sure? Yeah. Oh, you've asked for it. Okay. Like I said earlier, I'm always coming up with ideas. I wouldn't like to call them schemes because that sounds like a bit of a scam, but I'm always coming up with ideas. So everybody said, Oh, you're like a bit of a Delbo, you've always got something going on, whether it be a business idea or product idea, you've always got something in the pipeline. You're always up to something, you're never just happy, just working your standard nine to five for somebody else. Yeah. And that's just always that's just the way I've always been. I've always wanted to be self-employed, and I've always wanted to develop products and that didn't exist and and like get them out there to the masses and make something from nothing. So everybody's always called me a bit of a Delboy, so I'd probably say that would be my team student.

SPEAKER_08 42:08

Yeah. No, it's been great, too. Yeah. Thanks for coming on board. I hope we haven't been when we offended, yeah. We'll we'll refer to you as Mr. Sharkbags if that's okay. And I mean shark. Well, you wouldn't be the first.

SPEAKER_00 42:26

I'm in I'm in quite a few friends' phones now as Mr. Sharkbags. Oh no. And I even I even bought I bought a shark bag hoodie because I've got one. I bought one for my son because he wanted to be a shark bag boy, and now even his friends want shark bag hoodies for Christmas. Oh what? There's a new line coming out there, kid.

SPEAKER_08 42:48

Yeah, brilliant.

SPEAKER_00 42:50

Sound the estate on the bike's advertising shark bags for me.

SPEAKER_07 42:55

I've got another one for you. You attach the little shark bag to the hoodie, so then put the phones in there. Yeah, good too. Only drawback is the phones are getting bigger and bigger. Well, yeah, they are true. Cracking idea, Mark. Great product. Great idea. The only issue we've got is where can we get them from?

SPEAKER_00 43:24

So at the moment, they are only available through the website, which is sharpbags.co.uk. I'm hoping at some point some trade supplier out there is going to want to take them on board and have to have them in the stores because really I think this needs to be one of those products that's there when you go out to buy your materials for your job, your blaster board, your dot and dab, your multi finish, whatever, your board finish. Shark bags need to be right next to all them products so you can go, ah, I'll grab a couple of shark bags while I'm here. But at the moment, they're available. On the website, which is sharkbags.co.uk.

SPEAKER_08 44:04

Brilliant. Well, good luck with that. And thanks again for talking to us.

SPEAKER_00 44:10

No problem. Thank you for having me. Much appreciated.

unknown 44:15

Stick a body in my bucket. I'll find a suitcase from the bed. Cause if you are the best of you, don't ask questions, then brother. I'm your mess.

SPEAKER_06 44:38

But is the one that's judging me myself? Why do only four sits work to la la la la?

SPEAKER_08 44:56

Hey, good listen to Mike again. Good podcast with that, with Mike. You know, top guy. Got his own short bags out. Everybody, go and get some Billy shite bags. You're working domestic, Mark. It's bloody brilliant. I wish there were now there. Hey Mick, we've got that one that way. It's that time of week again. It's that time of the week. It's your indeed yes. It's when through the week time. So basically, let's have it right. Migs, I'm going to Mig's an Arsenal fan through and through. I'm not, I'm not going to give a shit about him too. But um, but Mick loves Arsenal. That would be nice. So unfortunately, this week we have to name the football team of the week, and it has to be Arsenal. Mainly because, from my point of view, they've upset my mate. You know what I mean? We're quite loyal with each other. And if someone upsets my mate, I don't like that. So so basically, we're gonna go for Arsenal. They went away away at Southampton and he got beat. Was it 2-1, mate? Come on, he can speak. You know what I mean? It's why not why did you choose away? What was the score? Come on. 2-1. Sorry, I didn't see you that can you speak up? 2-1.

SPEAKER_07 46:24

Two some red and white striping bastards.

SPEAKER_08 46:29

No, it's not the name of the team, I'm sure. Can you say it again?

SPEAKER_07 46:33

No, I can't.

SPEAKER_08 46:39

So my mates in mourning, I'm gonna laugh about it. No man, I'm never to laugh about my favourite team's blackburn rovers, and that's not to brag about by any means. It's not so what then? Guess what? What? Go on, you just made me feel better. There you go. We got a draw today. Anyway, so this week, wanker week, because we've upset my mate more than any reason, is Arsenal Football Club.

SPEAKER_09 47:07

I'm a wanker, I'm a wanker, and it does me good luck if anyone should. I'm a wanker, I'm a wanker, and I'm always pulling my hood.

SPEAKER_08 47:16

There we go. Ring Mick, we're coming to the end of the show now. Bit of different today. It's been a bit of a we've had a quiz on, we've had a guest artist on. Yeah, quite enjoyed doing it. Basically, feedback, you know, if you enjoyed it, let us know. If you thought it was a little shake, that's basically why we call it load of bollocks, day two.

SPEAKER_07 47:40

Well dude, please let us know what you think and depending on what you say, or depend on basically whether we actually give a shit or not.

SPEAKER_08 47:49

Oh that's right, yeah, yeah. When you when you listen to a programme it's called a load of bollocks, what do you expect? Don't expect any of the stocks. Don't expect miracles, it's a lot of bollocks. Don't say no, don't expect miracles. No, it'd be a load of bollocks. Anyway, so it comes that time again. He's in mourning as it is, so he might not even say goodbye. He's got a cob on, he's sulking and crying because we had a banker a week as Arsenal. Anyway, from me, Dave, it's goodbye. And over to the fucking whinging Arsenal fan. Go on, mate.

SPEAKER_07 48:28

Get fucked.

SPEAKER_08 48:35

He said go and buy from me, mate. Oh bye. Oh, fucking brilliant that.

SPEAKER_01 48:46

Hey Always look on the bright side of life. Always look on the light side of life.

SPEAKER_02 49:05

Light of the chick when you're gonna be a bit more.