From The Plasterers Podcast Its The Mick & Dave Load of Bollocks Show
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From The Plasterers Podcast Its The Mick & Dave Load of Bollocks Show
The Mick and Dave Load of Bollock Music Quiz
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The Mick & Dave Load of Bollocks Music Quiz
Think you can outscore Quiz Master Mick? Take on 20 music questions and clips to put your knowledge to the test.
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Thank you Mick is time for Mick and Dave's load of bottles. Music was five, four, three, two, one. So over to a quizmaster, Mick. Oh, we're now into episode two. So question one. Which band released the dark side of the moon? Question two, we're gonna play you a clip. Piece of music. We'll play a piece of music, and you've got to guess who it is. That's a lot of answers to that one. But you imagine a lot of them. Question four, who sang I wanna dance with somebody? I could tell you it wasn't me. I'm a dancer. Question five, which group had a hit with staying alive? Brilliant, but I got him. Question six, who released Purple Rain? Question seven, we're gonna play your music clip, and we want to know who sang this. So play a piece of music, and once it finishes, you'll I'll listen, write it down, and we'll feed you back the answers at the end. Eight, which band sang every breath you take? Preferably, I think that's the original, isn't it? Yeah, that's the original, Mick. Right, question nine, who sang Take On Me? That's a good one. Question ten. Again, we're gonna play another music clip and we want to know who sang this. Yeah, like Mick just said, we'll play a piece of music, have a listen, and let us know. Which band released Living on a Prayer? Question 12. Whose sign do I really have to say this? Yeah. Man, I feel like a woman. Well, you do Mick, Mick, hang on a minute. I've seen you on Friday night when you go out, we still let holes on and wig and what have you. So it fits you down to T T two. But you do look nice, but I'll I can't because Mr. Lethos are broke now because you borrowed him. Well, I'm bigger than you, they will bloody break, won't they? For fuck's sake. Question 13. Which group had a hit with no scrubs? What? Questions. Hang on, can you repeat that one again? For me, I didn't get that one. Question 13. Which group had a hit with no scrubs? All right, I'm writing it down. Number 14, I think I said maybe. Who sang this? Question fifteen. Who sang Karma Chameleon? Question sixteen, which band released Wonderwall? Question seventeen is another music clip for you, and we need to know who sang this. Yep, like Mick said, listen to music. Which battle performed Sweet Child Mind? Well, yeah, you will do. Favorite song. Question 19, who sang superstition? One of my favourite artists. Which band released for question 20? Sorry, I'll repeat that for you. Question 20, which band re released with or without you. Right. But do we have a special question, Mick? We do indeed. We have the end question, which is always worth five points. Go on. What is it? This one's a little bit naughty. Bit naughty this time. Hang on a minute. Stop there. We got told, but we were too easy last time. So we were like breaking in. So go for it. Go on. We're not breaking now, you put up with it. So your five-point question is name Madonna's first UK number one single and the year it was released. So he's had all questions for that part. That's all questions done. Right, you go and reread you read the question and I'll read the answer. So are you gonna get them right this time? I don't know. I've got answers in front of me, but I didn't get them right last time, so it means bugger all, doesn't it? So on episode two, question one. Which band released the dark side of the moon? The dark side of the moon was released by Pink Floyd. Question two was your first music clip? The first music clip was a piece of music by Fleawood Mike called Go Your Own Way. Question three was who signed like a virgin? Many women, but one we were after were called Madonna. Question four, who signed I Wanna Dance with Somebody? Well, it was Whitney Houston, and I'm sure she had a few people lining up to dance with you. I really do. Question five, which group had a hit with staying alive? Oh yeah, the BGs. Top band, absolutely. BGs from Saturday Night Fever. Question six, who released Purple Rain? Probably the most underrated magician uh musician ever. Prince. The answer is Prince. Or you get legendary himself as squiggle, some bloody simply written, didn't he? When it went out to his head at end of the purple. Question seven was the another music clip for you that we wanted to know who sang this. So the record were sweet dreams was made of this, and it was by the Eurythmix. Question eight, which band sang every breath you take? That was the police. Question nine, who sang Take on Me? Take on Me was sung by Ha. Aha. Aha. We're always saying that. Question ten. It's another music clip, and we want to know who sang this. Yeah, music was Billy Jean and it was by Michael Jackson. I'm sure everybody got that one. Question eleven. Which band released Living on a Prayer? Bon Jovi released Living on a Prayer. And I can tell you the year. Go on, Mick, what were it? 83. We'll have to check that up. Question 12. Who signed man? Apart from Mick, you know how trade. Well me, yeah. Question 13. Make sure you get the handbag. Mick, make sure you get the handbag next time. Alright. I've told you. Stop trying to whip me with it. Question 13. Which group had a hit with no scrubs? That was a band called TLT. Who sang? I said maybe. Number 14. 14. I said maybe was by Oasis. Question 15. Who sang Karma Camellia? Karma Camellia was sang by Boy George at the Culture Club. Or a culture club. Our answer will do. Question 16. Which band release Wonderwall? Wonder Wall was released by Oasis. Question 17. Again, is a music clip. We want to know who sang this. Question 18. Hang on, mate. We've got everything right so far. I know I'm quite impressed. You're doing well, Dave. I'm doing well. Question 18. Which band performed Sweet Child of Mine? Guns and Roses, mixed favourite band. The most iconic band in the world. Well, not Question 19. Who sang Superstition? Superstition was sung by Stevie Wonder, one of my favourite artists. Makes everybody. That's not blind dude, didn't it? Plays the piano quite well for somebody who can't see Jack's yet. Yeah, you do. Question 20. Which band released with or without you? That band was called the U2. Basically. U2. And the first one. Go on, one minute. Name Madonna's first UK single and the year it was released. Madonna's first UK single was Into the Groove, and it was 1985. And you got yourself five points if you got both points of that question. Give yourself two and a half if you didn't get it, but come on. No, no. No, nothing. Hang on, the quizmaster says, no, you've got to have it five points, you've got to have both points of the question. That's what he says, and he runs the quiz. So who am I to argue? So that's the quiz over.
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