Join Mick and Dave along with Duncan for a pint down the pub

🍺 NEW EPISODE ALERT! 🍺

What happens when Mick, Dave and Duncan get together for a pint down the pub?

Well... the conversation goes in directions nobody saw coming! 😂

Join the lads for another round of laughs, banter, stories, and the sort of chat that usually starts with "I'll just have the one..." and ends three hours later.

Grab a brew, pour yourself a pint, and settle in for a cracking listen.

🎧 Listen now and tell us: who's talking the most sense this week?

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Transcript

SPEAKER_06 0:53

I lads, usual. It takes a whiskey drink, it links a market drink, it makes a larger drink, it linked a cider drink, it takes the songs that remind him of the good times, it sings the songs that remind him of the better times. Hey, have you heard, lads?

SPEAKER_05 1:05

What do you hell? Have you heard what Sainsbury's have been doing? What? They're stopping selling brown eggs for net zero. Seriously. Have you heard any more shout in your life as that? A company are gonna stop selling brown eggs across all the stores because of net zero. I've never heard as much bollocks in my life. What about you?

SPEAKER_04 1:26

What's the argument about it, Dave? Why are they saying that? Some call them newton shit.

SPEAKER_05 1:32

You know what I mean? Ed Milliman, didn't it?

SPEAKER_03 1:34

Alright, so because chickens like brown eggs, they don't fast as much as white eggs.

SPEAKER_04 1:43

They don't break down as quick as white eggs.

SPEAKER_05 1:48

Can you imagine that guy waking up in in the morning, like going to the oh, I'm gonna k today, I'm gonna stop selling white eggs, brown eggs because all stains restored from now on. Exactly. I've never been as much shakes. You know what I'm telling this morning? I don't believe as much shake as you. You know, why why bloody hell fire?

SPEAKER_03 2:14

Does that mean they're gonna stop selling brown chickens as well?

SPEAKER_05 2:17

Well, she'll be next, won't it? Stop selling chicken. The two chicken bike. Oh fuck shit.

SPEAKER_04 2:29

Oh I've got it makes you wonder, doesn't it? It makes you wonder what China are gonna do then if we're stopping doing brown eggs to help contribute like do you think China might shut power station down to Manchester?

SPEAKER_03 2:41

No, no problem the fucking other one.

SPEAKER_05 2:44

Yeah, running on brown eggs. Oh, this is a stupidity though. Like China's all in power stations and coal mines, and we're stuck in selling brown fucking eggs. Unbelievable, innit? Unreal. Unreal. Unreal, what a fucking say. What a set of fuck what a set of idiots we fucking run by, innit? Absolutely. Right in that to be fair. Yeah, it is, yeah, absolutely. Fucking hell, unreals, absolutely. I just don't think one thing after another, just one thing after another. And you know another thing that moves. Nickel's fucking stupid. What you mean Jimmy Cranky? Yeah. Aye, Jimmy fucking cranky.

SPEAKER_04 3:30

I love it. Honestly. Did you see did you see when she was trying to access that website and she had to do one of them robots? And they'd had a camper van in and that like she couldn't decide which squares were it were because a camper van looked like. She never got that. She called squares where there's a camper van, she painted it.

SPEAKER_03 3:50

What an absolute lemon she is.

SPEAKER_05 4:04

So that's where we're parked. You parking car there with her. Oh dear, mate. She never went around that side at house.

SPEAKER_03 4:19

I've just remembered now why I stopped watching news.

SPEAKER_05 4:23

Well isn't it? It's just a joke, isn't it? It's a fucking joke. Absolutely. Yeah, that's bloody that one, isn't it? And then mention on news is saying, Oh, I'm being picked on by everybody. Do you want to do why?

SPEAKER_03 4:42

Exactly. What's that old favourite saying, they you can't teach stupid.

SPEAKER_05 4:48

You can't they come from that nature. Go on, Duncan, you say about stupid. Go on. Don't don't argue with stupidity, it always brings you down.

SPEAKER_04 5:01

They'll uh drag you down to their level, then beat you with years of experience.

SPEAKER_05 5:10

It's like Duncan, don't argue with stupid people, because they'll not only bring you down to their level, then they'll be they beat you with years of experience.

SPEAKER_07 5:21

Fucking true.

SPEAKER_05 5:23

The more experience of stupid, than you want. Absolutely priceless. Oh absolutely fucking priceless. Oh bloody hell fate. That's gone on, that's gone on and World Cup's kicking off soon, isn't it? 11th. Yeah, we've just done sweep at work. Go on.

SPEAKER_03 5:47

Biggest sack of shit you've ever heard in your life. You've got England then, did you? Oh! They were just above the sack of shit that I got. Not Scotland. No, worse than that. I got Jordan. America. Sorry, not America, Austria. Oh right, okay. Who was the third one? I remember who the third one was, isn't it? Oh shit. Oh yeah. Sat there and I'd got the last three. So I was on a losing streak anyway, do you know what I mean? So I sat there and he pulls the and all written down, wasn't going to reveal the teams until we were all sat there in the staff room, yeah. So he starts revealing all the teams, and I've got 39 and 40 and 24. Yeah? So I'm sat there waiting, waiting, waiting, and I'm thinking to myself, this is alright, mate. Spain haven't come out, France haven't come out, Argentina haven't come out, yeah. Thinking this is amazing. So 24 starts off Morocco. I was like, fucking bro. So he gets the 29 and 30, and I'm still rubbing my hands, man, because they still not come out. Next minute, three in a row. Brazil, France, Argentina. And I just sat there and went, just fucking take me money now. You know what I mean? Absolutely shocking. I was devastated. Who did you end up with?

SPEAKER_05 7:34

Who did you get?

SPEAKER_03 7:36

Morocco, Austria, and Jordan, I think it was.

SPEAKER_05 7:41

Oh right, okay.

SPEAKER_03 7:43

So I might be on for wooden spoke.

SPEAKER_05 7:48

You might win summer, you never know.

SPEAKER_03 7:51

Oh truck, yeah. Or win the fact of knowing not to put another fire in a sweet.

SPEAKER_05 8:00

Oh fucking hell, hungry on. Fucking hungry.

SPEAKER_03 8:08

And everyone sat there going, ha, that'll teach you, mate. The first sweep you've done and you've got all the shit. I was like, yeah, I've done it.

SPEAKER_05 8:16

Oh, brilliant. Fucking brilliant. Right. What else we got? What else we got going on?

SPEAKER_01 8:22

We're gonna play some music for you right now. Here we go.

SPEAKER_05 11:55

Come on, lads. Come on with some more crap for me.

SPEAKER_03 12:00

Well, go on. We're struggling for crap, really. We're not really trying to think of something positive that's happening in the country. I don't think we've got that fucking one.

SPEAKER_05 12:12

No, no, no, no, we've only got half an hour. Exactly.

SPEAKER_04 12:18

Oh dear me.

SPEAKER_03 12:22

Yeah, I see they're even jumping all over Farage now.

SPEAKER_05 12:26

Well, he's the only one who speaks the truth, isn't he? You know, he's the only one who speaks the truth. So when he stands stood up in Parliament, you see there's talking about two-tier policing and all that malarkey. I'm the dude in Booney water mad.

SPEAKER_04 12:43

It's supposed to be free speech, isn't it? Well, it is you mean.

SPEAKER_03 12:48

I think you're five years behind there, Dunk. I think we lost that a while ago.

SPEAKER_05 12:51

Yeah, true. Yeah, yeah. Oh no, it's uh yeah, absolute crap then, isn't it? You know, he he stands up in parley to have his point. You don't let him, he just got it. But the thing is, what I blame there is the speaker. He's supposed to let him have to let him have his job is to control the house and let him have his talk, innit? Let him get his point over, whether you like it, whether you don't like it, it's to his point of view. And my speaker, every time he's he stands up, he's like a morphine. That's all I'll be doing.

SPEAKER_03 13:25

Well, he's turned he's turned into Starmer's little puppet, isn't he? Don't let him say anything that's gonna be a bit controversial.

SPEAKER_04 13:38

You watch him on them shows as well, you watch Farage every time he goes on something like question time or something like that. It's like autumn season. It's everybody on the dog on him, and then anybody else will just get shut down when somebody starts having to do with somebody else. It's just a free-for-all when he's on, they're like bulls on him.

SPEAKER_05 13:56

They're scared, aren't they? That's all they're doing, Doug. They're scared. Yeah, it could be. It is though, innit? Basically, speaks the truth. You know, people don't like him roasting, and they're all going to lose your 90,000, 100,000 pound jobs. That's what it boils down to.

SPEAKER_04 14:14

Again, now what about him at Manchester, who's just like sort of walked out on them because he reckoned he's got a shot at that at being the next prime minister? He's as Andy Burnham. Andy Burnham. Yeah. Basically. He's all mine and all that parking charges and all that lot as well, all the McCleaners. He's up to his neck and all that lot. Him and his wife have been giving back hands from logical minutes, they reckon. Allegedly. Allegedly.

SPEAKER_03 14:41

Well, supposedly he's he's he's turned turned his back on half the stuff that he said he was gonna do.

SPEAKER_05 14:48

Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 14:48

Well, then again, Labour, what did you expect?

SPEAKER_05 14:52

Yeah, that's it. Yeah, yeah. No, he's he I hope that uh Kenyon is something, that that guy, that plumber from er, Manchester, come on, what area is it called? For doing bad in. Yeah, still in Makerfield. Yeah. I I hope the reformed guy is a plumber's hands down to earth guy. I hope he wipes the floor with him. I hope people have Ashton and Makerfield's and stuff you. You know what I mean? You're gonna use us to get to your fancy job as a pride.

SPEAKER_04 15:27

I think I mean, like they say, how short term is that, you're only you only go in there, you use it as a stepping stone back into like government, right?

SPEAKER_03 15:34

Yeah. Well, he's not fair. Yeah, but if you remember, he blocked him last time, didn't he? From Stanford. Yeah, he did, yeah. So what's changed now? You know what I mean? Yeah. And and if Starthammer's so brilliant, you'd have thought he'd have blocked that one, wouldn't you?

SPEAKER_04 15:52

Yeah, you would.

SPEAKER_03 15:53

He might have blocked. I think he's he's shitting. I think he's shitting house bricks, and his Starmer's attitude's gonna be well, if he does get elected, if I give him a decent job, he might he might leave me alone. You know what I mean?

SPEAKER_05 16:07

Give me a job in Capitol Give me a job in Capitol.

SPEAKER_03 16:10

There's a few there's a few going spare, isn't there, in a minute?

SPEAKER_05 16:14

Yeah. Oh yeah. Unreal. Unreal. You never know this is bloody bad, have you? Seriously. Oh, it's a joke, isn't it?

SPEAKER_03 16:24

Just a bloody joke. As much as I'm not a broad carpet to fan, yeah? Yeah. Or a joiner fan. I had to laugh the other week when I seen a post go up at the joiner needed for turn down in street. And somebody had put what for? So, well they need to get rid of all the tools that are in there. I was like a fair call, man. But yeah, it's just, I don't know. Country's gone to shit, the kids have gone to shit.

SPEAKER_02 17:00

Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 17:01

Just what's going on?

SPEAKER_05 17:03

I don't know. You like same. I I like well same as you two lads. You know, you you brought up in this work ethic, you know what I mean. Working from age of 14 doesn't be both as you, whatever. You know what I mean? You're working from that age all through your life, aren't you? But these guys I'm not doing that, and I want and they're getting, you know, because you know, they're starting a high the wages are too high for them to start on in the first place, so they can't employ them, can they? You know, that that's the problem saying with you know trenches are starting on good money nowadays, and you can't afford to employ someone like that. How can you? Exactly.

SPEAKER_03 17:46

How's a one-man ban check on a kid for like 300 quid a week? Yeah.

SPEAKER_04 17:53

Especially when you're only training them and all. Yeah. Well, that's fine, you just train them. You can't leave them on their own anywhere, can you, Scott? It's like doubling up what costs a job, isn't it?

SPEAKER_03 18:02

Yeah, well the drawback is if for 16 they can't operate a power too. Yeah. What? What's a load of shit?

SPEAKER_04 18:10

Isn't it just? It's it's it's the same now as well, like like for us now, checking apprentices on and things like that. Any NHS hospital, like any NHS site won't let uh uh anybody under 18 go on. You've two years there on a limited number of which sites you can send them to. Why is that? Because people insurances and things like that, Dave, as well, yeah. Then they're like the responsibilities and like sort of sensitive areas you can be working on. You won't they won't allow anybody under 18. I mean to be fair as well, though, sometimes these days apprentices are like 30 and 40, aren't they?

SPEAKER_05 18:48

So yeah, you yeah, you get a mature apprentice these days. You we've trained a few of them, and you know, quite honestly are decent people. You know, they want to change their life from one thing or another. Uh we have changed, you know, we've trained a few of them. And they are decent people. You know, and bloody on fire. So yeah.

SPEAKER_03 19:09

Yeah, but I look I look at it and think to myself, if you're 30, 40 year old, why the fuck would you want to go to Austria? You must be off your rocker.

SPEAKER_04 19:16

Yeah, yeah, but you can't. You know what I mean? Yeah, it's great, isn't it? I can't I don't I'll I'll admit I'll add you on the pack. I have to have never known a job like that. It's a ball egg to get it, you can mix mix your plastic. Force work to get it on the walls and everything, and then you've all shot to clean up. Exactly. Yeah, I never understood you, Dave, with that one.

SPEAKER_03 19:39

It's the mentality of we're not quite all there.

SPEAKER_05 19:47

You're right, we we're not plastic, we're a bit different to any bugger else. We're all a bit loose up top.

SPEAKER_03 19:54

We're out of that.

SPEAKER_05 19:57

Yeah, but it's uh what is it about?

SPEAKER_03 20:03

Our excuse for going to the puppies and we swallowed too much dust.

SPEAKER_04 20:06

Well, yeah, good excuse for that. Perfect.

SPEAKER_03 20:09

Yeah, that's that's always a winner.

SPEAKER_05 20:12

That's why plasters are all drinkers. That's why plastics are all big drinkers. You know, absolutely. Drinking dust damp.

SPEAKER_03 20:22

You've got to swell it around your belly a few times before you get rid of it.

SPEAKER_05 20:26

It takes some getting rid of that dust as well, don't it? It did when I did that job with you, didn't it? Oh fucking hell. Hey, Nick. Fucking hell. So that dust went everywhere. We going back a few years, Duncan put a room up in his loft. So, Dave, can you skim it out? Right, skim it by young labour on me. So, going alright, going alright. And like that time weren't 25kg, do we 50? So you imagine climbing to loft all we got the first few bags up, no problem. Last bag of day, that silly fucker. Climbing up, bags bags split in half. I've never seen a grown man, I've never seen a grown man cry. Oh, absolutely. Absolutely with blaster quality.

SPEAKER_04 21:18

It just went down like a big atomic mushroom, didn't it?

SPEAKER_02 21:25

Great, didn't it?

SPEAKER_00 21:28

Last orders at the bar.

SPEAKER_03 21:30

You've seen the blaster bank challenge, haven't you, Dave, with the apprentices?

SPEAKER_05 21:33

Oh, the older embedded split it. Well, we candle like that with bloody dunk and there. It wasn't supposed to be a challenge, though. Get it through manual.

SPEAKER_03 21:45

This is the bit that always does my nutting because when you've only got the loft hatch, you've got to strip every board down to get it up there.

SPEAKER_05 21:54

Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 21:54

And then you spend more time scrimming the sodd thing up than you do skimming it. You do. Drive me sort of inscatted.

SPEAKER_05 22:10

Yeah, pretty old. So yeah, good ship. Well the thing's been going on. I was paying for a pine to be and that. What is it?

SPEAKER_04 22:23

I paid $5.75 at weekend for pint to tidy.

SPEAKER_05 22:28

Well was that done? Terrific, isn't it?

SPEAKER_04 22:30

Yeah, $5.75. That's been all sided, which been in that really good of a siding either than that. That were at Molthouse from where to Chorley. Oh scared.

SPEAKER_03 22:43

I know I've seen goodies at nearly seven quid a pint. I was like, you're having a fucking laugh. Well you know what I mean? And everyone says to me, Why do I drink shorts? There's your answer, man.

SPEAKER_05 22:56

Well, yeah, bottle wine, isn't it? That's wild wise.

SPEAKER_04 22:59

And well I'll tell you now, when we go out for a pint and a and a wine with a splash of soda water in that, it it's always over 14 quid.

SPEAKER_03 23:09

Yeah.

SPEAKER_04 23:09

And that's just free drinks.

SPEAKER_03 23:11

Yeah. It's ridiculous, I mean, absolutely. And you wonder why they're going down the path.

SPEAKER_04 23:16

I was gonna say, and then you wonder why clubs are shutting, yeah. Yeah.

SPEAKER_05 23:19

Yeah, but it's like taxing, you know, books and stuff like that, you know, they mate. Government taxes. Like, I did a comparison. When I told this thing before, I remember fear going up to 10 Pine. Honestly done. And then we're not gonna be there. When it be a David mead.

SPEAKER_03 23:46

Probably with me.

SPEAKER_05 23:49

But I tell you what it would have done because we're in your local Miller Hotel. And I was putting it in 1971. We went in and the government had punt tax up and be gone gone up from 8p to 10p. And he was chat. If you went in lounge, you'd be 10p. If you went in chap room, it were 8p, chap room. And um tap room were full length. Oh, chap room would full enough, but we're in lounge, we're not being hang on, they're all Lancashire lads here. We're not being same bees to be cheaper than they're getting in there. I'm saying no. I think a comparison on chat and you know, chat GP and what have you, and what would it compare to today? That same pint of beer, it'd be £1.80.

SPEAKER_07 24:34

It's not too much.

SPEAKER_05 24:37

Yeah, like for light, so why are you thinking £1.70?

SPEAKER_03 24:41

Why do you think we've got a shitload of politicians on 90 grand a year?

SPEAKER_04 24:45

Well they and they're all like subsidised, subsidised ailing them out of commons boys, aren't they?

SPEAKER_03 24:52

Yeah, some fuckers gotta pay for it, they won't be able to get it.

SPEAKER_05 24:55

Yeah, it's it's ridiculous, isn't it? Absolutely ridiculous. Yeah, yeah, but that that's the comparison, like for like the one pound one pound eighty. You think it's unreal, innit? Absolutely unreal.

SPEAKER_03 25:08

That's scary as that, isn't it?

SPEAKER_05 25:11

Yeah, it's scary. It's scary when I think about it. I I can I can still vision walking into pub like it's still a bit like that now. I'm dunking in, I can't move long to use it, that's pub. But you went in and chat room and there was a fancy lounge area, and uh you know all locals went in the chat room, you know, and chat with between the solder stop floor type of thing, you know what I mean? You you've got your beer cheaper saying beer, go to the side at the bar and the champine more because you had a carpet.

SPEAKER_04 25:48

While you're there, it then price is that what what mecha Chris with it then?

SPEAKER_05 25:52

Mecha Christmas come on Golden Wonder. Golden Wonder.

SPEAKER_03 25:57

Golden Wonderbrook Smith Smith, yeah, Smith, yeah. Shitty, oh yeah, KP. I've not seen that for donkeys.

SPEAKER_05 26:07

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah. Smith with one with salty bags, wasn't it?

SPEAKER_04 26:14

Smith with that one, you used to get that little blue bag, you used to look for a little blue bag of salt. Then shake up, put it on you, Chris, and that and then shake bag up again. Yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_03 26:23

If you were unlucky, you didn't get the blue bag, did you?

SPEAKER_04 26:30

Yeah, you neck that if you neck that as well, mate, you got another part then because that made you think.

SPEAKER_07 26:35

Exactly.

SPEAKER_05 26:40

Oh yeah. Alright.

SPEAKER_03 26:46

And uh used to be all the KP nuts dinner on the card.

SPEAKER_04 26:49

That's right, yeah.

SPEAKER_03 26:51

With the naked one behind it.

SPEAKER_04 26:53

Yeah, that's right, and points cratching.

SPEAKER_03 26:55

Yeah, and everyone used to try and get the bag for the nipple.

SPEAKER_04 27:01

No, not that one, the other one. Yeah, but like an advent calendar.

SPEAKER_05 27:08

Oh dear. Who remembers um sea well it's cockles or whatever?

SPEAKER_04 27:14

I'm just gonna say then. Guy used around with baskets. Yeah, what don't guy used to come around with basket with all seafoods in and that, didn't he? And that white used to have a white overall like a jacket on.

SPEAKER_05 27:25

Oh yeah. Yeah. I bet you don't need that now.

SPEAKER_04 27:28

Used to do porch peas and stuff like that, didn't he? A bag of bag of cockles and all that one. Yeah. Used to trip bag open for you and put vinegar on. That was like a la carte pub grub in them days, weren't it?

SPEAKER_03 27:41

Weren't it, Just? None of that chicken in the basket shit then.

SPEAKER_05 27:47

Didn't earn enough for that, mate.

SPEAKER_03 27:50

No, would you? It was, it was bonkers. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But it's like if you get most of the pubs now ain't even got a tap room, have they? No. One big wide open space now.

SPEAKER_07 28:01

Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 28:02

And if you've got spoons, then pray that you don't need to slash because you've been walking a mile.

SPEAKER_04 28:09

Yeah. Yeah. And you're not tougher for a mic followed to all that.

SPEAKER_05 28:17

How about football? But yeah. So alright, Nick. We know you support our school. You're a bit you know we know the name. You can check piss out yourself with penalties, can't you? We know if you do it.

SPEAKER_03 28:34

Yeah, but you see, this is where you sort of missing the whole concept, yeah. But you know penalties, come on. No, because if PSG hadn't have got the penalty in the game, he wouldn't have scored. But they did. But he did. Yeah.

SPEAKER_05 28:49

But being, yeah. Redfreaks had a penalty, and it's a good thing.

SPEAKER_03 28:58

Yeah. Then when you look at the game they played against by Munich, yeah, they conceded four. Yeah, okay, they managed to score five from open play. Okay. Yeah. Yeah. So based on that situation, we all know that as soon as it goes to penalties, it's a lottery.

SPEAKER_04 29:21

Yeah. I must admit though, I I just did now on eBay a pencil case going in that Arsenal pencil case, and it says just missing two pens.

SPEAKER_03 29:33

I've had it all week, so it's like what we've got to come back now, do you know what I mean? I just sit there and go, Well, do you know what? Because at the end of the day, we know what we are. Champions of the Premier League.

SPEAKER_07 29:48

Yeah, that's yeah.

SPEAKER_03 29:50

Well, we're done if you look back, and now I'm gonna throw a stat at you, yeah? Out of the top six, yeah, we are the shortest distance between winning a premiership over time. So when Liverpool, last time Liverpool won the league was 30 odd years ago. Last time Chelsea won it was over 30 years ago. Wrong. Yeah? The last time Tottenham won it, well let's be honest, they're never gonna fucking win it. The last time United won it before Fergie's clan was over 30 years. So to come in at 22, mate, I don't think we've done too bad.

SPEAKER_05 30:36

Well, thing is, we did it before you. You can't get away from the fact we we we did it before you. Dave, Dave, you we've done it before you bought it.

SPEAKER_03 30:45

One trip forony, mate. One trip for that we did it. That's all I'm gonna say to you. Yeah?

SPEAKER_04 30:52

We're second second airmot trophy there, weren't we?

SPEAKER_05 30:54

Yeah, that's right, yeah. We're sure it was somewhere on the back at the bottom and something like that. No, mate, we've got a gold one.

SPEAKER_03 31:02

Yeah. Okay. Carry on. Anything else?

SPEAKER_05 31:12

Oh dear me. Fucking good. It is. Oh dear me, what a good dude.

SPEAKER_03 31:17

It's all good fun, I don't mind. No, I've got broad shoulders, kid.

SPEAKER_05 31:21

You need it being right. So fast. It'd probably grow them with years, innit? You know what I mean? I'm surprised you didn't get it through a doorway. Oh dear. Yeah, but I think you need to be practicing your penalties, don't you, this season, last season. I would do it safe.

SPEAKER_04 31:53

I think what it is with them penalties, it's then when they do them like stutters. You know you're gonna miss as soon as you see a player doing that, nine times out of ten, they're gonna miss.

SPEAKER_03 32:01

Yeah, yeah. You're just better off just running up to it and just let the drawing. Whacking seven shades of shit out of it.

SPEAKER_04 32:07

Definitely, put your foot right through it rather than all that stuttering crap.

SPEAKER_05 32:11

Yeah, working for the keeper to make his move and then you're sad.

SPEAKER_04 32:14

Like if he doesn't move, which I which is what happens, we are not too. He didn't move and it it throws the it actually throws the player.

SPEAKER_03 32:24

I look at it, and to be fair, if you'd have said if you'd have said to us last year, you'll win Prem and you get to the final Champions League, yeah. I'd have told you to fuck off. Because I wouldn't believe it.

SPEAKER_04 32:40

That's it, yeah. Right away, you didn't talk like anything.

SPEAKER_03 32:44

But here's one for you, Dave, because I know you like these little little ditties. Yeah. So we came second, three years on the trot. And for them three years, we bottled it. Yeah?

SPEAKER_05 32:57

Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 32:58

Now, five games to go, City were top of the league. They finished seven points behind us. So, did they bottle it?

SPEAKER_05 33:11

You haven't had a good season, have they?

SPEAKER_03 33:14

That's not the point, mate. They bottled it.

SPEAKER_05 33:17

Didn't get a good season this year, didn't you? I don't think they bottled it, they had some really tough games. Yeah, I think, yeah.

SPEAKER_03 33:23

Yeah, Everton.

SPEAKER_04 33:25

Yeah, no, Everton one balls them up. I think that puts Panric work then, didn't it?

SPEAKER_03 33:30

I mean to be fair, they then went to Bournemouth away, didn't they? Yeah.

unknown 33:34

Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 33:35

And Bournemouth away is never an easy game.

SPEAKER_05 33:37

No, good side.

SPEAKER_03 33:38

No matter who you are. No, good side that. So I was sat there and it's like I was I was quite content with the Everton game. I was like, yeah, happy days. You've done us a favour, job's good enough.

SPEAKER_07 33:53

Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 33:54

And then when he went to Bleed in Bournemouth, and I was sat there watching that, I'm thinking to myself, this is fucking amazing, mate. The movies are shopping, that's the most good thing. And then that fucking Lankey bastard scored, didn't he? 96th fucking minute. Yeah. But I was sat there like, okay, fair cool. But we've been slated right left, right, and centre. Yeah? Right, look at that. Absolutely hammered. Yeah, he's not a striker, bardy bardy bar. Okay, let's look at his logic one. First season in the English press. 20 plus for your first season.

SPEAKER_05 34:37

No.

SPEAKER_03 34:39

Sorry, that's quality.

SPEAKER_05 34:40

Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 34:41

For your first season. Yeah. So they then sat there going, and I'm like, we've played for three years without a recognised striker and come second. Have we had three bad seasons?

SPEAKER_05 35:04

Well, truthfully, you haven't had three bad seasons, have you?

SPEAKER_03 35:09

We haven't at all. No, it's definitely the first. It's like 17 other teams in that league, yeah? That'd love to have finished second. Oh yeah, I agree with. I agree with you.

SPEAKER_05 35:19

Come on, lads, drink up. Have you no homes to go to? Yeah, last orders. Are we any homes to go to? I don't know. I think we better have to, haven't we?

SPEAKER_02 35:32

Well, there is the other side of the coin, yeah. Just stay here and just say sod it.

SPEAKER_05 35:39

We know after time, there's no after hours. Yeah. Let's get a lock in. Maybe I'll do a lock in here.

SPEAKER_03 35:47

Can we not take a crate with?

SPEAKER_05 35:51

Oh brilliant. Been a good night, chart, lads, anyway. Excellent. Yeah, good night chart. So, catch you all next week. Alright, go. Yeah, cheers. See you next time. Bye. Thanks for the drink. See you well, right. Hang on, bro. If you're feeling good next week, if you're around all fucking home.