Outside The Shop

We met at youth group, broke up over a hat, and now we're podcasting about it.

Timothy & Caitlinn Season 1 Episode 1

Timothy and Caitlinn McCullah introduce their new podcast with playful banter, travel stories, and reflections on their seven-year marriage journey.

• Baby-proofing debate reveals their communication style and problem-solving approach
• Tim (barber) and Caitlinn (nurse) discuss their careers and what they love about their professions
• Travel bucket list includes Kauai (again), Spain, and Abu Dhabi if money were no object 
• Tim shares his philosophy on basketball coaching and the importance of fundamentals
• Spontaneous adventures make the best memories, from finding hidden spots in Kauai to unexpected excursions in the Dominican Republic

Find us on Spotify and Apple Music with new episodes releasing on Fridays. Next week we'll welcome our first guests, Jeff and Katy!


Speaker 1:

What's up everybody? Welcome to the very first episode of outside the shop.

Speaker 2:

I'm Timothy.

Speaker 1:

McCullough and I'm here with my beautiful co-host.

Speaker 2:

I'm his beautiful co-host, Caitlin McCullough.

Speaker 1:

Oh, we are just deciding to do a podcast randomly.

Speaker 2:

Why not?

Speaker 1:

Yeah, we're just going to talk about life, have some comedy, have a whole lot of guests on. Not right now obviously because it's our first episode, but it's going to be a good time and we hope that we bring joy and laughter and anger to people.

Speaker 2:

We do it to each other.

Speaker 1:

So we might as well bring it to everybody else in the world. We didn't even argue today, though.

Speaker 2:

Yeah, we did this morning in the car when you dropped me off at work because my niece and nephew are coming over.

Speaker 2:

Our niece and nephew are coming over. Our niece and nephew. Even I was like we need to baby proof the house. And you were like like what? And I was like you don't know what baby proofing is. You said it's impossible to baby proof our house, and so I got salty and I started going over a list, as we're late for work. I sat in the car. I said okay, so the knives that are in this vegetable drawer, take those away. The candle that's in this drawer, take it away. Like. And you're like okay, I understand, I'm supposed to be at work right now.

Speaker 1:

I gotta go I made it to work and I still waved bye at you yeah I love you. That's how we do things around here we are you and wave bye I was fine when I got off work well I would hope so. It was a good, nice eight hours of meetings, yeah and understanding that I understand baby proofing do you know?

Speaker 2:

all right, I was gonna say tell me a few more things, so picture our home and imagine like kids walking around what do we need to take away? Because we got to do this after the podcast stuff such as um stuff okay, so things they'll put in their mouth we have those things. Oh, dude I know one right on the table out here Our rocks and our shells. Yes, that is perfect.

Speaker 1:

See.

Speaker 2:

And you know what I'll take it from there.

Speaker 1:

Baby proof You're good Baby proof it's not impossible. It feels impossible. I mean, I guess you can like get the primary things and baby proof? Yeah.

Speaker 2:

The little things it's impossible. They're good kids.

Speaker 1:

Yeah, they are, but they're curious. Like this screw that was on the ground that I found.

Speaker 2:

Yeah, we're not going to let them in the room, this background.

Speaker 1:

I don't know where this screw came from. I built something and lost the screw.

Speaker 2:

This desk right here.

Speaker 1:

Built the desk and mine is a screw. How was your day, baby? It was great, it worked.

Speaker 2:

What do you do? I know what you do Well.

Speaker 1:

I manage a football team.

Speaker 2:

Well, two of them.

Speaker 1:

Three of them.

Speaker 2:

One's a volunteer, two you get paid for If you win.

Speaker 1:

All three of them are money.

Speaker 2:

Oh well, you lose one quite a bit, so we do not win money there.

Speaker 1:

No, I lose. I've lost two of the last three years. I got last place.

Speaker 2:

Yeah, but I helped you with your picks this year.

Speaker 1:

In one of them Yep. That's the only one I lost this week.

Speaker 2:

Yeah, but guess what? We're going to win the whole thing at the end of it.

Speaker 1:

Exactly, I got first place in fantasy. You can't win them all. If you did, you'd be cheating, I think.

Speaker 2:

It's almost impossible to win every fantasy game. I mean, if you're good, you're good.

Speaker 1:

It's luck, luck of the draw.

Speaker 2:

Yeah, so that's our dog, if you heard that? Hello Munchop.

Speaker 1:

No, you can't get up here, buddy, you don't get to get up here. He's going to be a part of our podcast. Mugsy, you can't do that. You're going to pull the headphones.

Speaker 2:

He just kind of looks like a Mugshot, you know. He's a Houdini dog.

Speaker 1:

He likes to be in the laps.

Speaker 2:

No, lay down, buddy I have.

Speaker 1:

Alright, what's your question? For me, if money was no object, where would you travel?

Speaker 2:

and why, well, I only get to choose one place. You can do whatever you want, because money is not an issue, babe. Yeah but how many places do we get Top three that you have not been to? Not been to, not been to Actually. No, that you have been to as well, because that means it's just as good if you're going to go back.

Speaker 1:

Well, send me back to Kauai.

Speaker 2:

A hundred percent Number one.

Speaker 1:

That would be on the list, obviously.

Speaker 2:

Would you live there?

Speaker 1:

Yeah.

Speaker 2:

You would.

Speaker 1:

I'm a beach person.

Speaker 2:

I know, and I'm a mountain person, which is why it's perfect.

Speaker 1:

You get both.

Speaker 2:

Yep. One side's the ocean, one side's the mountains.

Speaker 1:

I could only live there if money wasn't a problem, because it's kind of expensive.

Speaker 2:

Well, I feel like our prices here are what the prices were there, so I can only imagine what it is now.

Speaker 1:

Yeah, we haven't been in four years.

Speaker 2:

It's been that long, I know we just go other places.

Speaker 1:

Honestly, we cruise so much just be hopping on these boats. Number two probably Spain. I wanted to see the architecture of Spain like what kind of architecture, like the way their buildings are the way that they have, like old school, still true to who they are.

Speaker 2:

There's a lot of culture there.

Speaker 1:

There we go. Culture. That's what I'm looking for.

Speaker 2:

Community and like family culture.

Speaker 1:

Would also probably money, not an option. Abu. Dhabi.

Speaker 2:

I know, dude, they're so bougie.

Speaker 1:

Yeah, Abu Dhabi would be really awesome.

Speaker 2:

We would have to rent a ferrari yeah, that'd be fun or we could buy one. Yeah, mine's not an option.

Speaker 1:

So what's been going on with you this week?

Speaker 2:

I work, work, work, work work yeah, what do you do?

Speaker 1:

I don't actually manage a fantasy football team oh yeah I'm actually a barber, I actually just cut hair.

Speaker 2:

Not just.

Speaker 1:

Yeah, I mean, you can change people's lives yeah. I own my own barber shop. Talk to people, enjoy everything that I do, meet a lot of great people. It's a fun time.

Speaker 2:

You could be the reason someone gets a girlfriend by having a good cut before going out.

Speaker 1:

I like to think more of the wife line. I like to go straight for it Get them a wife.

Speaker 2:

Yeah.

Speaker 1:

I don't want to get a girlfriend, because then they might break up and then they're depressed and they don't get their hair cut for a while.

Speaker 2:

Yeah, I don't know what to say about that.

Speaker 1:

I hope they straight up find their wife. Yeah, I bet a lot of cool people have a lot of great friends in the great business that I do. It's great business, I enjoy it.

Speaker 2:

Are you your own boss?

Speaker 1:

I definitely own my own barbershop.

Speaker 2:

But are you your own boss? Yes, I'm your boss.

Speaker 1:

The original thought process. It's okay.

Speaker 2:

I was even pointing at myself.

Speaker 1:

You guys can't see, but when I asked him the question, I was even pointing at myself.

Speaker 2:

You guys can't see, but when I asked him the question, I'm pointing at myself.

Speaker 1:

I'm like I'm the boss you notice I still answered the way that I answered that's all right so what do you do?

Speaker 2:

I'm a volunteer here. I'm a nurse do you enjoy?

Speaker 1:

it?

Speaker 2:

yeah, I do. I've done a few different parts of it and I enjoy it. It's like a love-hate relationship, but mostly love.

Speaker 1:

What's the part you don't like about it?

Speaker 2:

The healthcare system is broken. Don't even get me down that road, but the difference we can make is what makes it worth doing, even if 90% of it sucks, the 10% of people that you actually affect their life and they tell you and show you that it's life changing that's so kind of you, I think the part that I don't like the most is the hair that gets all over me that doesn't happen to me. It's a lot of other things that gets all over me. Yeah, that doesn't happen to me.

Speaker 1:

It's a lot of other things that get all over me.

Speaker 2:

I know I'm done with you. Let's move on. We get it. You're a barber, I'm a nurse.

Speaker 1:

We didn't have any crazy adventures this week, did we?

Speaker 2:

No, I went to an award ceremony.

Speaker 1:

It was rigged.

Speaker 2:

Yeah, I know, we didn't win. But, that's okay. We won at heart. We're the real dream team.

Speaker 1:

I agree. Yeah usually we do something in the week, but it's kind of been a busy week.

Speaker 2:

Yeah, it went by fast.

Speaker 1:

Yeah, this is our event. Yeah, starting a podcast Great event for the week. I enjoy this start. What was your biggest win this week outside of?

Speaker 2:

not winning, well, not winning.

Speaker 1:

Not winning the Dream Team Award.

Speaker 2:

I would say surviving this meeting, this IDT meeting I did today. That was literally all day.

Speaker 1:

Yeah, that's a win. Meetings all day, it's a win. I'm out on that, yep.

Speaker 2:

Or I'm in on it.

Speaker 1:

It depends on the meeting. I guess they got you Jersey, Mike's.

Speaker 2:

I know, dude. Actually that's my win.

Speaker 1:

Yeah, you got you Jersey Mike's for lunch.

Speaker 2:

That's the only reason I stayed for the second half of the meeting.

Speaker 1:

Gang, gang on the Jersey Mike's. They put extra oil on it too.

Speaker 2:

Oh yeah, Mike's way to go. What was your win, babe?

Speaker 1:

My biggest win this week I mean outside of today, which I still plan to do after dinner.

Speaker 2:

I've been to the gym every day this week. I know Air fist bump.

Speaker 1:

Yeah, we we're actually kind of far away from each other.

Speaker 2:

I know.

Speaker 1:

We're like a whole five feet away. I could lay down and barely touch you. Wow, you're not very tall.

Speaker 2:

I'm not Sorry, size doesn't matter.

Speaker 1:

I'm 5'7" First off.

Speaker 2:

That's about average.

Speaker 1:

Maybe I don't know. I'm not really sure what the average height of an American male is. I feel like it's more like 5'9 oh, we're talking about height.

Speaker 2:

Anyways, tim, if slash, when we have kids, what's one hobby that you hope they enjoy? Like that you'll encourage them to do.

Speaker 1:

Hmm, A hobby I would enjoy that. I would encourage them to do. I want them to enjoy it. But I'm definitely going to encourage basketball, yeah, but I hope they enjoy it.

Speaker 2:

I'm not going to encourage them if they don't enjoy it, I'm not going to encourage football as much, but if they enjoy it, they enjoy it.

Speaker 1:

I'm not going to encourage it if they don't enjoy it. I'm not going to encourage football as much. But if they enjoy it, I enjoy it, but I don't know that I would encourage it. Another thing would probably be like Jiu Jitsu. I hope they have some kind of Jiu Jitsu want not so much boxing or kickboxing, but Jiu Jitsu is a little bit easier on the brain yeah, and that's girl or boy and, uh, you know definitely just anything outdoors I'm all in on hunting, fishing a hundred percent fishing is a must yeah, I'm definitely gonna encourage that if they don't like fishing, then I'm using them as bait.

Speaker 2:

I'm just kidding.

Speaker 1:

I think the key to fishing is to get them to perch fish early on so they're actually catching.

Speaker 2:

That's a trick of me. Still, I'm like. I caught eight fish today and they're the size of the bait that Tim uses.

Speaker 1:

But it's fun, it's fun, oh yeah.

Speaker 2:

It's just about catching them.

Speaker 1:

What's the I don't want to call it fail, even though that's the question what's the funniest fail of the week?

Speaker 2:

for you?

Speaker 1:

I don't feel like fails are funny.

Speaker 2:

That's what I was like.

Speaker 1:

Maybe they can be. Maybe if you look at it like an epic YouTube fail where it's like oh, I fell down walking somewhere.

Speaker 2:

You know Vine, Anyway, I miss Vine.

Speaker 1:

Yeah, vine fell, there we go.

Speaker 2:

I didn't almost drop my croissant.

Speaker 1:

That's because we don't eat croissants.

Speaker 2:

I went to bed late last night and I felt like I'd been doing pretty good my win for the week. I washed and changed our sheets yesterday because Mugshot hair was all over it. That's another win.

Speaker 1:

We change our sheets, guys.

Speaker 2:

No, we really do, but it's just like one day and Mugshot's hair is everywhere and you feel like you've got to change them again.

Speaker 1:

Mugshot is a little dog. He's about 13 pounds, so the amount of hair that comes off of that little fella is astonishing it just blows my mind. I don't understand it, but Like how can? A short-haired dog shed so much hair.

Speaker 2:

That's probably a thing, and we just sound like we don't know what we're talking about.

Speaker 1:

That's exactly what that is, Bobo. It's okay. Look, we didn't claim to be veterinarians.

Speaker 2:

That's what I was going to say.

Speaker 1:

But we know a little about no a lot about no a little about a lot, there we go, but not a lot about a little.

Speaker 2:

All right.

Speaker 1:

That's the right terminology, I know a little about a lot, but not a lot about a little.

Speaker 2:

Do you have a random fun fact? I have a lot of random fun facts, but you put lot about a little. Do you have a random fun fact?

Speaker 1:

I have a lot of random fun facts, but you put me on the spot.

Speaker 2:

I know I love it. I can't think of one right now. Let's see.

Speaker 1:

Well, a random fun fact, A random fun fact. Fun for some people is that I can't think of A random fun fact. Fun for some people is that I'm trying to think of anything really anything, that's okay, we can move on I feel a little delusional, not knowing any fun facts.

Speaker 2:

Well, being put on the spot is different. I want our kid to play soccer. I'm going to encourage soccer. I really enjoyed it a lot.

Speaker 1:

I will encourage you to encourage them.

Speaker 2:

Thank you.

Speaker 1:

And I'll go watch them. Okay, maybe try to learn the sport a little more.

Speaker 2:

Do you think you'll coach our kids' basketball team?

Speaker 1:

I hope so.

Speaker 2:

That'd be cool. I'll coach football. I got, so That'd be cool. I'll coach football more. I got first place in fantasy last year.

Speaker 1:

I wouldn't mind locking into a football either If I could get a coordinator position or just something random, not head coach. I don't want to go to Little League head coach, I ain't that good. Give me an offensive coordinator for kids, I could do that. They don't fill the ball very much.

Speaker 2:

What would that even entail?

Speaker 1:

Play calling. You play call the offensive, play call how many plays can you even have for different? Age ranges. I think if you do four, five and six, you pretty much ten. I honestly think that all the way through college you could only have ten plays. I feel, like they have more than ten in high school. Dude, they do. But here's what I'm saying. You could have 10 and make variations of those 10.

Speaker 1:

So you would call them random names and then you would have like three variations of those 10 plays. So like if you're playing play seven, for instance, you could have three variations of that play, with the route to go different ways, or you can make it go a different way and it makes it way less complex for players. Oklahoma State used to do that a long time ago with, like the Mason Rudolph era they really only had about 13 or 14 plays and they would call them randomly, but they would have like five variations of each play.

Speaker 1:

So I mean, I guess technically it's you know 45.

Speaker 2:

Mason, rudolph yeah people used to say that all the time they would sing that when he had a good game and they would make highlights video of it.

Speaker 1:

Yeah, he's a great quarterback, top three quarterback of all time at Oklahoma State. I don't know what it's like. Those days are long past us at this point.

Speaker 2:

If you could choose any job, would you be a basketball coach or a barber?

Speaker 1:

It's a tough question. Would you be a basketball coach or a barber?

Speaker 2:

It's a tough question because I've got to think of making a real living. Money's not, it's just for fun.

Speaker 1:

We're good on money babes. Yeah, I would coach basketball. And I would probably do it. Anyways, even though my pay would honestly probably be cut in half at this point in life, I would still probably do it because I care way more about the players, the sport, the atmosphere, what it's around. What age, I'd do high school.

Speaker 2:

Like ninth grade.

Speaker 1:

Oh, ninth through 12th, I would do varsity, high school, I mean, where I would stop would be sixth, I wouldn't go any lower. Yeah, I mean it's.

Speaker 2:

I enjoyed it.

Speaker 1:

You know, when I did the AAU, it was six, seven. It was fun.

Speaker 2:

Yeah, that was cool. I actually enjoyed going to those games.

Speaker 1:

Yeah, we had a, I mean we really had.

Speaker 2:

We didn't call a lot of offensive play calls because I think in the game of basketball you only need to call them when you don't have a rhythm, and then if your team, if they practice enough or if they have enough ability, you just let the game flow.

Speaker 1:

Defensively is kind of the same way. I'm not a big play caller on on basketball. I'm not a big fan of it never have been. But I, I like to slow, I like to play hard defense and just run if you just hustle the problem is, if you're playing a team that's more athletic and has better gameplay than you, you've got to kind of slow the game down. That's where offensive play calls come into play. Or if you need some momentum you've got to call a play call.

Speaker 2:

How do you choose what to practice and you practice how many times a week? What would the goal be?

Speaker 1:

I know you've never like coached high school, but well every day every day like after school, yeah, um technically in high school you can't start until I think it's october one to practice after school. But oh really, you know that's what pe is for, so you should practice every day and now, obviously up until like october one for after school. I think it's strictly conditioning these kids have been off three, four months. They probably haven't picked up basketball or ran one time over the summer.

Speaker 1:

You may have one of 15 players that do, but for the most part they're out of shape and you've got to get in shape. And the way that I want my team to play. We're going to have to get in shape. It's all conditioning. And then once you get out of it. You practice every day. I don't care what age you are, what grade you are. You practice fundamentals for the first 10-15 minutes you run through a dribbling drill.

Speaker 2:

You run through a run-through drill, a movement drill. How long is practice?

Speaker 1:

I think it depends. An hour is a good practice If you're doing an hour in school. An hour after school is plenty, because that means you're getting two hours of practice a day and that's pretty good.

Speaker 2:

You know what I just thought of Saturday morning, we need to go to the market, what's it called? Okay, yeah, I think it may be over, we may have to look at it.

Speaker 1:

I think last week might have been last week.

Speaker 2:

It's not a flea market, farmer's market. Farmer's market Farmer's market.

Speaker 1:

Yeah, but basketball is fundamentally based. I think that if you stick to the fundamentals, you have an advantage over a lot of teams that may be more athletic than you or lack the fundamentals that your team has, and then, when you use fundamentals, you use it for everything. If you start with a fundamental, typically your next play or your next movement is going to be fundamentally sound.

Speaker 1:

You don't turn the ball over, don't create, you don't foul a lot, you know, keep the game out of the referee's hands and you make shots. Basketball is also a game of luck Calls got to go your ways a lot more than people think.

Speaker 2:

Because of calls and the ball, but not shots, I mean there kind of.

Speaker 1:

So sometimes you just need a shot to fall that doesn't look like it's going to. Sometimes you need the ball to go out of bounds in your favor. Sometimes you need it to go a direction in your favor. You need a tip pass to go to an area that helps you score. I think it's a lot of luck that people don't understand. I've always said that, Obviously.

Speaker 1:

I'm not a high school basketball coach. But if you were a high school basketball coach, to win the state championship you've got to have talent and you've got to have a lot of love.

Speaker 2:

I've been there, done that.

Speaker 1:

Just kidding I was like which part State championship I have. It's a good time Shout out to him 2009, gang, gang, you know. Yeah, I could ask you the same question realistically if you weren't an artist. What do you think you'd be doing?

Speaker 2:

I would run a non-profit that probably still had to do with health care or just overall helping people, specifically the homeless. I've always had a special place in my heart for them, but shoot, if mine is not an option. I'd be helping people Kids, humans, adults, dogs yeah, the dogs for sure. We might have like 18 of them, but not in the home We'd be like properly taking care of them.

Speaker 1:

I wouldn't mind going into ranching. Yeah, you know, just full-time ranching. Yeah, I know just full-time ranching.

Speaker 2:

Yeah, I'd get you a John Deere tractor.

Speaker 1:

Thank you, I would love that, and if there was something random that. I had to choose, like just a random job that I wouldn't mind doing it's running a bar like a bar and grill.

Speaker 2:

You're thinking of Virgin River. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Speaker 1:

I knew it. I mean, come on, that's the idea you go to a mountain town, you open a bar and grill randomly in a mountain town and you just live the dream.

Speaker 2:

When I went to Alaska.

Speaker 1:

That's what I was like if all else failed.

Speaker 2:

I would just go to like somewhere in Alaska or Colorado or somewhere in a mountain town that's touristy, open a bar and grill.

Speaker 1:

Definitely Live the life. I would get really good at pool, I mean, I already am.

Speaker 2:

You're way better than me, that's for sure. Oh yeah, my grandpa taught me what you sound like you're about to ask something?

Speaker 1:

Yeah, I was just thinking about the first time that we met.

Speaker 2:

This is my first time, yeah.

Speaker 1:

Not the first time. We've been married. Seven years, almost, almost October 2nd it's coming up really quick. First time we met at youth group night I mean, we went to youth group. Yeah, but that was the first time we met.

Speaker 2:

Yeah, I don't really remember what happened at youth group. Oh me neither Like afterwards. When you and Richard tried, you were going to steal some tires, so you were just going to criminalize us on our first podcast, 100% it's a true story.

Speaker 1:

Wow, we didn't do it.

Speaker 2:

I know. That's why it's fine.

Speaker 1:

Yeah, we didn't do it, we were just going to do it. Our minds came correct and said let's not do it.

Speaker 2:

That was way back in the day.

Speaker 1:

That was way back in the day.

Speaker 2:

It was a long time ago Did we even date.

Speaker 1:

At that time. No, it's hard to date when you've never met somebody.

Speaker 2:

No babe.

Speaker 1:

Oh, after, I mean kind of If that's what you want to call it. We kind of dated after very shortly, briefly, something like that. You know, high school, love bugs, love bugs, high school for one of us.

Speaker 2:

Oh well, I was in eighth grade.

Speaker 1:

Close enough. I don't even know I wasn't in ninth I graduated three years before you. That's fine Wait.

Speaker 2:

We stayed friends for a really long time.

Speaker 1:

I graduated in 12. So yeah, three years.

Speaker 2:

Long story short. We met at youth group. We dated for like two weeks. And then I because I wore some other guy's hat at a graduation and I took a picture of it and posted it on Facebook, so he broke up with me. But really I think it was like my phone got taken away or something stupid. It broke, yeah.

Speaker 1:

And so then it was like my phone got taken away or something stupid, it broke, yeah, and so then it was over there from there. Yeah, I broke up with you texting somebody else.

Speaker 2:

But then when I got, but then when I got a phone again, we just continued to stay friends for like the next five years.

Speaker 1:

Yeah, we built a very strong.

Speaker 2:

Well, yeah, I got mad at you a lot. You were dumb, you were stupid. I'm sorry you changed. But boy you would make me so mad. That's alright. I love you.

Speaker 1:

Yeah, you let my frog go.

Speaker 2:

He enjoyed Reese's and he just wanted to be free.

Speaker 1:

No, you tried to feed a frog. Reese's.

Speaker 2:

His name was Scarecrow. Don't just call him a frog, he has a name.

Speaker 1:

And then you broke his house.

Speaker 2:

It was a glass jar you broke. He was out of it. I was mad so I threw the glass jar.

Speaker 1:

Poor Scarecrow. At least he got to give a fighting chance.

Speaker 2:

Yeah, it's probably the frog I saw out there when we first moved in.

Speaker 1:

That frog was way too small. Let a girl be delusional, okay, the frog Scarecrow was bigger than that frog outside at the time you had it?

Speaker 2:

Yeah, he was a toad.

Speaker 1:

Yeah, he was a big old fellow.

Speaker 2:

Maybe it was that one that we saw on bags that time. The big one in the driveway. Yeah, that thing was like as big as my boot. Yeah.

Speaker 1:

That was a big toad.

Speaker 2:

Oh, that was Scarecrow visiting us.

Speaker 1:

I like that Remember the turtle we seen out there too. No the big, huge turtle out by the back trail.

Speaker 2:

Yes, yeah, that's a big turtle. I love turtles.

Speaker 1:

Yeah, turtles are pretty cool. Are you going to get a turtle tattooed on you?

Speaker 2:

Yeah, I'm going to do it on my shoulder I think oh really.

Speaker 1:

Yeah, I think I'll do it on my shoulder to attach it to my chest and arm, sleepy, so it kind of connects.

Speaker 2:

What else with it? Oh, like give up a C.

Speaker 1:

Mm-hmm, just right here on the back, call it good, I need to finish my leg.

Speaker 2:

I'm tatted. I I need to finish my leg. I'm tatted.

Speaker 1:

I need to finish my leg, I'm just poor.

Speaker 2:

You just haven't made an appointment. You're indecisive. What are you going to even put there?

Speaker 1:

I know I'm putting the shirt From Josh Abbott that country shirt.

Speaker 2:

And it used to be the aquatic.

Speaker 1:

Yeah, but now I'm going to go western to the aquatic on my shoulder all right, make the appointment maybe after our cruise oh, definitely well, there's no questions, it's a month away.

Speaker 2:

I couldn't even get me into that quickly that sometimes people will bring their tattoo stuff on the cruises and they'll just tattoo people up I don't trust that one bit. Courtney and I are trying to find people.

Speaker 1:

I do not trust that one bit, it's fine, they have antibiotics for a reason, no chance of not doing that. That two artists could be awful I mean it's fine. I mean, if they do like a small one, I'd probably it would be a small one.

Speaker 2:

I'm not talking no big meaningful tattoo, I'm talking like a cherry on a butt, cheek or something.

Speaker 1:

I'd do something like that, why not?

Speaker 2:

Exactly, dude, it would have to be towards the end.

Speaker 1:

Yeah, of course, because you want to be able to get in the water. Yeah, like the day before the last day or something. Yeah, water, all that goes away if you do it early. It's crazy forget that.

Speaker 2:

I'm out on that.

Speaker 1:

It's higher than their most, but I gotta get a tooth pulled before we go. Luckily it's like two and a half three weeks, well, two. Well, it's wisdom tooth, but at least I get to pull it.

Speaker 2:

I ain't gotta cut it that's how I know you like this dentist. Is that you actually agreed to it? Yeah, they said they wanted to pull it so go for it yeah, because all the other ones were like hey, we should probably no. Well, they wanted to get them all pulled, and then you were like this one was like hey, this is the one that needs pulled.

Speaker 1:

Yeah, well, three of them have to be surgically cut out. I was like I'm not doing that, they don't bother me, they're not infected. There's nothing wrong with them. This one's like getting a cavity. Yeah, this one is. They come in and get a cavity and it would eventually become infected so they should just pull it.

Speaker 2:

So I said go for it. Timmy loves his sweets.

Speaker 1:

I do. I love my teeth too, though. Oh yeah, so they can go ahead and pull it.

Speaker 2:

We won a free date night.

Speaker 1:

We did. Yeah, that's a good win for this week for us, right there we won a free day from our dentist? Yeah, it looks like a fun time.

Speaker 2:

We have got to learn how to do pickleball.

Speaker 1:

Yeah, never played it.

Speaker 2:

Me neither.

Speaker 1:

I guess we're going to learn while we're there.

Speaker 2:

I watched it that one time, when we went with Courtney.

Speaker 1:

Yeah, in Dallas it looks okay. It's just like many tennis. I also don't want to play tennis. I've never played either.

Speaker 2:

I think it would be good it's got darts. I will destroy you at some belt Darts. What happened to my words?

Speaker 1:

That ain't happening. I'm not good at darts, it's not my forte. Pretty much sports wise. It's not basketball, I'm just very average Air hockey.

Speaker 2:

Sometimes you win, sometimes you lose.

Speaker 1:

It's more like 75-25.

Speaker 2:

Yeah, so it's. Sometimes it's more than sometimes 25% is sometimes. Yeah, you do have a scar on your hand from when I beat you at Aunt Carrie's.

Speaker 1:

Well, you didn't beat me.

Speaker 2:

Actually I'm not sure I beat you.

Speaker 1:

I don't even know if you scored.

Speaker 2:

I was getting mad because I wasn't beating you, so I went down really hard. When you went to, you fouled me. Well, yeah.

Speaker 1:

And your thumbnail broke into my finger.

Speaker 2:

And it made the perfect C initial for my first name. Folks, happy, little pleasant surprise.

Speaker 1:

Yeah, it's still there.

Speaker 2:

When did you bring me flowers? Or you got flowers delivered to me Last Friday, thursday.

Speaker 1:

Last Friday.

Speaker 2:

That was a win.

Speaker 1:

That was random and they're thriving. Yeah. They're still making it, and they look still as good as when they got them.

Speaker 2:

I know, they're so pretty yeah.

Speaker 1:

Those are good. Flowers Place did a good job.

Speaker 2:

You did a good job, thanks.

Speaker 1:

What's something you didn't know about me until, or living together, I should say, because we lived together a while before we were married.

Speaker 2:

Until we lived together. Mm-hmm, and I'm going to have to come back to that, but I did think of something really random. That's funny you did last night. So I said one of my fails was I stayed up later last night, not me, I know you were dead asleep, and at one point you rolled over and your eyes were closed.

Speaker 2:

You were dead asleep and at one point you rolled over and your eyes were closed. You were still sleeping and you just did this giggle in your sleep. I wanted to wake up. So bad and be like what's so funny? I want to know the joke.

Speaker 1:

I wouldn't have even known.

Speaker 2:

Exactly. That's why I didn't.

Speaker 1:

I never remember my dreams you did wake me up randomly. When you got up and you opened the door, something worried me. I don't know why.

Speaker 2:

I just had to switch over to mom's. I even stood there for a second because I knew it would wake you up. So I stood there an extra second and you were like grasping in the air into the side and I was like it's okay, I'm just changing laundry.

Speaker 1:

I must have been having a wild dream, laughing, trying to fight my sleep, who knows?

Speaker 2:

that's a normal day.

Speaker 1:

I forgot your question already dude, something you didn't know about me until we lived together hmm, that you could cook you're a really good cook.

Speaker 2:

No, I'm okay. No, babe, you're good.

Speaker 1:

I've gotten better over the years. No, it's not true. I've gotten more adventurous over the years. Yeah, I've tried new things.

Speaker 2:

Mm-hmm.

Speaker 1:

Got a little bit better at it. Understanding the art. It's a fine art to cook Sometimes the food I cook.

Speaker 2:

I'm like eh.

Speaker 1:

Not my style, but maybe somebody's. It's not super decorative Sometimes it is. Sometimes I'll decorate it up in less.

Speaker 2:

You're also speaking of decorative. You're really good at interior design.

Speaker 1:

Dang dude, my thing is not as nice.

Speaker 2:

Wow.

Speaker 1:

All right.

Speaker 2:

Let me you tell me mine, and then I'll tell you some bad ones about you you're one of the hardest person to wake up in the morning.

Speaker 1:

Oh, 100 dude, I was like my.

Speaker 2:

Sometimes I'm like how do I do it so nicely?

Speaker 1:

because it'll be like six, seven eight, nine times I'm like okay, it's time to get up now, like uh, is it, though? That's one thing yeah, that's 100.

Speaker 2:

True, I don't.

Speaker 1:

And another thing getting out of the car it's a whole.

Speaker 2:

I mean it's been taking like a minute, yeah dude, I just get out okay, I gotta check that everything I need. That sounds ridiculous as we weren't driving for the the past 30 minutes and then I'm like okay, let me check the cup holder, make sure I have my my water cup, my red bull um, my cranberry juice for later, and then then my purse is in the floorboard but my work backpack's in the back, and then, oh you know, is my makeup bag back there. Maybe I want to put on some mascara later, or before I get out of the car.

Speaker 2:

I don't know, I don't even have any excuse. Yeah, it's okay, I don't mind it.

Speaker 1:

I've gotten kind of used to it, but sometimes we're like running late.

Speaker 2:

I'm like, okay, well, we're already late.

Speaker 1:

If there is anything. If there's anything, you guys have a specific time.

Speaker 2:

I promise we're late you gotta tell us early. That made me mad. I don't remember what it was for. I was to go to the fight at the river it's like hey, we gotta meet our old relative. Shout out to jessica, she's great, we gotta meet jessica for these tickets. At what? 7, 30 yeah 6, 30, you gotta meet her at uh 6.30.

Speaker 1:

We got a meter at 6.30.

Speaker 2:

I was like, okay, got home from work, had to get ready.

Speaker 1:

We left the house at 6.30.

Speaker 2:

I was like babe, I'm so sorry I ran us behind. He said it's okay, I knew you would. We don't have to be there until 7. I was mad for the next 10 minutes. I knew he was right. I was still a little salty that he had to call me out like that. Just tell me she changed the time.

Speaker 1:

Don't call me out, I know I'm lame Sorry. I had to. I don't do that often, Really never.

Speaker 2:

That's the only time.

Speaker 1:

Yeah, but I was like you know what, let's try it this one time From now on, I ain't doing that again, yeah.

Speaker 2:

One thing about you is it'll be like an event of mine and we'll be running late and then we park. Actually, no, let's start at the beginning. We'll get in the car Running late in the morning to work and we like to ride together and he'll sit there and he needs to plug in his phone or connect to bluetooth and then he's got to pick a song or a podcast before we take off and I'm like, bro, we're buckled reverse and let's go look, the vibes have got to be on but also when we park somewhere at an event.

Speaker 2:

You're like I to clip my fingernails real quick.

Speaker 1:

Well, I try to do it while driving a lot of times. I know that's so bad, but I do Because the right hand, the left hand's easy because I can drive and just clip them, but the right hand's a little trickier.

Speaker 2:

Now.

Speaker 1:

I'm a freak when it comes to clipping my fingernails. I have to have them clipped all the time.

Speaker 2:

It's like they're too long and you can just barely see See the nail at all. Yeah, dude, I cannot stand it the toenails are a bad story.

Speaker 1:

Well, that's because I'm not allowed to do my own toenails anymore.

Speaker 2:

Yeah, because the lady on the cruise told you, like five years ago, to stop.

Speaker 1:

Yeah, we went on a cruise and we got pedicures on the cruise. And the lady was like you clip. She didn't speak great English. She was like you clip your own toenails. I was like yeah, she was like don't do it anymore. I was like oh, okay, okay. She was like so bad, so bad. I was like my bad.

Speaker 2:

I'm just glad you've never gotten any broken toenails.

Speaker 1:

Dude, I'm surprised, I'm really surprised.

Speaker 2:

Not only because they get long, but because when I clip them I clip them like up and like way down, and then they grow like weird.

Speaker 1:

Yeah, I'm really really surprised that I haven't speaking of traveling.

Speaker 2:

Would you rather stay in a hotel or?

Speaker 1:

like a airbnb. I'm a hotel. I know you're not a hotel person, as much you've done better at booking hotels yeah, well, I've been burned on a few.

Speaker 2:

Yeah, burn doesn'ted, as in crack pipes behind our bed.

Speaker 1:

Well, now I just get the expensive ones. We have more money than we used to, yeah, that's true. So I'm like you know what I'm going to spend that money and I've learned what hotels are good. So like, obviously we like Spring Hill Suites by Marriott. You know they're a good hotel. So I'm like, if there's a Spring Hill Suites.

Speaker 2:

I'm going to assume they're all pretty good, so I try to stay in that realm. I like Airbnbs for an extended amount of time, although I have got frustrated with them where they're like take out the trash, start the laundry this and that, and I'm like bro, why am I paying a $250?

Speaker 1:

cleaning fee when you have to do all of the cleaning.

Speaker 2:

Literally. The house always looks great when we leave.

Speaker 1:

Before they had all those goals or not, we were just like do the nice things.

Speaker 2:

Yeah, we did.

Speaker 1:

It's because we take care of things when we leave.

Speaker 2:

Plus some. They've gotten a little bit greedy with it, though.

Speaker 1:

Yeah, a lot of it greedy with it and it's more expensive. But I'm a hotel person. I like hotels, I like the vibes, I like the feelings, other than Airbnb if it's an extended stay and I need to cook or something like that.

Speaker 2:

They feel more used to me, for lack of a better word.

Speaker 1:

They definitely are, for sure, they definitely are more used. People stay in them and they change the sheets.

Speaker 2:

There's something about a hotel sheets and pillows. Besides, we've had a few the crack pipe behind the bed, the one in. New.

Speaker 1:

Orleans.

Speaker 2:

Well, I don't really remember that one, because it was my 21st birthday.

Speaker 1:

They didn't change our sheets one time in the five days we stayed.

Speaker 2:

We were not there five days.

Speaker 1:

They were literally like hey, if you need sheets or towels, just let us know. Like that, isn't that just kind of a hotel thing, where you change them every day?

Speaker 2:

anyways, not, not for that one I remember about two of those five days. Well, when we pulled in they were like yeah someone got shot out here.

Speaker 1:

I was like what hotel did we?

Speaker 2:

and that wasn't before. It was normal guys, that's a terrible thing to say but like that was before it was normal.

Speaker 1:

guys, that's a terrible thing to say but that was before, it was normal, this is what happened. And then we get inside. I was like this looks nothing like the pictures.

Speaker 2:

I showed you in.

Speaker 1:

Cahill the pictures.

Speaker 2:

Yeah.

Speaker 1:

This is misleading.

Speaker 2:

And that was before AI. What they even go take pictures of in New Orleans was really fun, I'm not sure I'd want to go back.

Speaker 1:

I'd go back, just depends on the scenario. I mean I'd go back. The food to me is phenomenal. I love cajun food so much. Obviously you're not as big a fan I would go.

Speaker 2:

if some of our other, like friends or family, wanted to go for something, I'd be like, like, alright, we'll tag along, but if we had vacation time, I would not want to go to New Orleans, and it's a short-term place too.

Speaker 1:

I don't need to be there for a week.

Speaker 2:

It was really pretty.

Speaker 1:

Yeah, there's a lot of beautiful places there and the alligator thing was really cool. There's a lot of history there.

Speaker 2:

Oh, we held a baby alligator, a lot of history.

Speaker 1:

There we held a baby alligator. A lot of cool places, good time, good food. We like that kind of food. Yeah, what is in your eyes?

Speaker 2:

what's the weirdest, most random adventure we've ever done?

Speaker 1:

Man, we're not good at being put on the spot. Dude Random.

Speaker 2:

We've done a lot of randoms.

Speaker 1:

We climbed that water tower one time in Glimple. It's not there anymore. Well, the water tower, maybe that was surrounded by houses now.

Speaker 2:

Yeah, I don't think it's there anymore.

Speaker 1:

Back then it was just woods and they had a few houses in there. Say the question one more time?

Speaker 2:

Did it involve just me and you?

Speaker 1:

Yeah, me and you, the weirdest, most random adventure we've ever done.

Speaker 2:

I feel like when we're traveling, we do a lot of random things. We're like, hey, let's go down this dark, creepy alleyway and we end up finding the Lost Turtle.

Speaker 1:

Yeah.

Speaker 2:

That place is so cool.

Speaker 1:

And St Thomas yeah, we found the Lost Turtle in St Thomas End up in the back of a van.

Speaker 2:

It was Tim's friend. It's fine. It's a my Snapchat story. I'm in the back of a random van. Thank you for getting me back on Preach the Child.

Speaker 1:

I really remember how I got back on. He showed us a good time. St Thomas is fun.

Speaker 2:

I heard the wild.

Speaker 1:

I fit right in. I didn't have it there Because everybody drove me reckless and abandoned. I like it, let's go. There's no reason to.

Speaker 2:

I would say anything traveling we're just so willing to do.

Speaker 1:

You know, if it's food, drink, adventures one of our favorite views in Kauai is because we turned down the random dirt road and drove up that mountain. And that's one of the best views in Kauai is because we turned down the random dirt road and drove up that mountain. And that's one of the best views in my life.

Speaker 2:

And when we went with my dad that other time we went down the bike trail and we found the bike trail. Yeah, we found a beautiful spot that you wouldn't know. We just did it.

Speaker 1:

Yeah, because the bike trail ended it. We just drove into the dirt and we were just driving.

Speaker 2:

We came upon like a type of farmer's market. Yeah, Lots of cool things Stuff like.

Speaker 1:

That's kind of where we kind of where we just take random turns and make random movements, and that's where it gets really fun, though, in my opinion, Not a lot, I mean even in. Colorado. We've done that a few times, just like, okay, I mean no, your dad kind of drove us down the first time when we went to that reservoir that I love that reservoir williams reservoir is the name of it your dad, knew about it but he didn't get to take.

Speaker 1:

It was too snowy so we had to turn around, but we drove them out that one time he drove us through the whole mountain trail for like four hours, five hours that was crazy beautiful just really anything outdoors and adventurous.

Speaker 2:

I'm more likely to do it when I'm on vacation, because I know that's like pressed for time and I'm like so what if we get lost for a day? Yeah, yeah, we'll make our way back.

Speaker 1:

Yeah, we'll figure it out eventually we didn't I mean't do much of that day. Well, on cruises we do that too.

Speaker 2:

When we go to countries we're kind of venture off, but not too much, because some yeah I get stressed about being the people who are running to the boat when everyone's like, yeah, clapping, come on and like the captain's threatening to leave you I can stress it to people in the country well, yeah, just being in a place I don't know, yeah, a place I don't know, going into a random place.

Speaker 1:

What country were? We in Were, we in Canada.

Speaker 2:

Babe, we haven't been to Canada.

Speaker 1:

Yes, we have.

Speaker 2:

Victoria, it was Victoria.

Speaker 1:

When we were walking down that alley and that person was just following us.

Speaker 2:

That was Nassau Was it Nassau yeah because I turned around and I was like, is there a problem?

Speaker 1:

Yeah.

Speaker 2:

And he just turned around and kept walking.

Speaker 1:

Yeah, Wild country that place is. I tell you what Wild city we get. To go back soon.

Speaker 2:

We'll decide if we get off the boat an hour after everybody else does. Yeah, you said it was better to do it.

Speaker 1:

Yeah, once everybody gets off, they say that all the local people that sit there at the port gate?

Speaker 2:

Is that where Margaritaville is? Mm-hmm, that was a random adventure. Yes, that was a random adventure.

Speaker 1:

We just started walking and found Margaritaville in Nassau, Bahamas.

Speaker 2:

So we walked in the hotel.

Speaker 1:

Just walked right up there.

Speaker 2:

If you act like you belong. They don't question you at all. We just walked right up there and got in that pool, that, what do they call it? Infinity pool.

Speaker 1:

Yeah, like a never ending, whatever Infinity.

Speaker 2:

Yeah, if we could just like. As long as we can fly there, tim will definitely go as long as we get on an airplane. The longer the flight, the better.

Speaker 1:

I hate flying. I hate it so much I cannot stand flying. It's one of the worst things to me is flying.

Speaker 2:

Even if you drag them up. I feel like you're only going to be willing to fly again if it's to Hawaii.

Speaker 1:

I'll fly to places. If we go to Britain, I'd fly to England. If we go to like Britain, I'd fly to England, obviously, or somewhere. But I have to limit it out. Once a year max. I'd like to do every few. You know the distance of the drive, don't faze me one bit.

Speaker 2:

See, I'm like fly me there.

Speaker 1:

Which obviously I've gotten on planes and just did it. I mean obviously Seattle.

Speaker 2:

I mean even Colorado. Seattle.

Speaker 1:

Miami. The flight home from Miami to DC was atrocious, but that was a feat in itself. But that was a great cruise though Great ship, great time. I don't know if I'd go back to Miami. I didn't. I mean obviously we didn't adventure there at all because we were so exhausted when we got back. And then when we got there we really didn't have a lot of time. We just Airbnb'd it over to Target, uber, uber, uber it over to Target and back.

Speaker 2:

Yeah, because I needed some shoes.

Speaker 1:

Yeah, the bits and pieces I've seen, though I was just like I don't know, I think I like the panhandle a little more I'd rather just go to Panama City or Destin and cycle back.

Speaker 2:

There's another city that had some palm trees.

Speaker 1:

Yeah.

Speaker 2:

And there was like a really big event going on at the beaches and the Uber driver was like please tell me, you guys are not going there. Oh yeah, we're just trying to hit up some parties.

Speaker 1:

I wouldn't mind eating some more food, like in some Cuban, because the one we ordered in, wasn't that good.

Speaker 2:

Yeah, I don't remember it was something. Women.

Speaker 1:

Yeah, I got a Cuban, and it was just okay I was like ah, this is not what. I expected for my end Cuban.

Speaker 2:

That's true, but you gotta do some like hole in the wall place not Uber Eats food.

Speaker 1:

Yeah, Did what we could. I guess it was a good time, though we should have walked around a little bit. Dominican was a cool country.

Speaker 2:

Our excursion. That was a random adventure. We got on accident because they put us in the wrong line and gave us the wrong excursion.

Speaker 1:

Same excursion, but it was added on, so our normal excursion was just the waterfalls of dominardo and we were supposed to just go to the waterfall, jump off a couple times and swim well they. I showed her our ticket and they put us in line and we ended up ziplining through this whole rainforest and then doing the waterfall jumps and there was like multiple extra jumps too yeah, we had like four extra jumps and then we have to do the hike through the rainforest and then zip line all the way back down.

Speaker 1:

Then we get back and she was like, hey, we put you guys on the wrong excursion would you mind? Would you mind paying the difference?

Speaker 2:

I was like no, you weren't like that.

Speaker 1:

I got like that real quick well, I mean I told her I was like I I mean I'm not being rude or anything like if it absolutely comes down to it, I mean we'll do it, but this wasn't our fault, like we did what we were told to do. And it was actually kind of funny because we met our two friends on that excursion.

Speaker 2:

Yeah, the younger couple.

Speaker 1:

Which is funny, because they were two seats too little on the bus, so they had to put us all four on a whole nother bus, because they put me and you in the wrong excursion a whole other bus because they put me and you in the wrong excursion and everyone was so confused.

Speaker 2:

Yeah, so us and the other couple, we just hung tight the whole time.

Speaker 1:

We had our own thing, yeah.

Speaker 2:

We split pictures with them.

Speaker 1:

We did?

Speaker 2:

We just trusted them to send us the photos. We sent them the money to split the what was it Like $120? $120.

Speaker 1:

To get all the photos from the zip lines. Nice folks. I don't to get all the photos from the zip lines. Nice folks.

Speaker 2:

I don't remember their names dude, not a clue meeting those people is cool. No, babe, let's work together I thought his name was Jack too.

Speaker 1:

See, I got his phone number or especially his email yeah, jack, his name is Jack, no way yeah I think I'm friends with her on facebook I don't remember her name though rachel I just knew his name was jack anyways, it's really cool, like on a cruise.

Speaker 2:

I feel like you become really close with people and you act like not act, but you become friends really quickly and then you might keep in contact with them for like a week or two when you're off the ship and then you just stay facebook friends forever. Yeah, who's who's the girl? There's a car, who? Uh? She kept giving us all her drinks from the drink package and her son was there in the hot tub.

Speaker 1:

Oh, rhonda, rhonda, Rhonda's cool.

Speaker 2:

Rhonda from Texas. Oh Rhonda, she's crazy.

Speaker 1:

Oh, dude, she would talk to those kids in the hot tub. This is an adult-only hot tub. They're like we don't care. She's like I care. Kids in the hot tub.

Speaker 2:

She's like this is an adult-only hot tub. They're like we don't care.

Speaker 1:

She's like I care, get the hell out. I was like, whoa, yeah, go tell your parents I don't care. And she's 13 drinks deep. She would finish hers and then start drinking on her husband's, and then she's like oh. I shout out to Rhonda I'm all for free drinks. Yeah, it was a good time. That's the same boat we're going on this time. Maybe we'll see Rhonda. Dude, wouldn't that be something if we get in this hot tub and Rhonda's in it?

Speaker 2:

I would be elated. I would be so happy.

Speaker 1:

At this point. I'm really hoping Rhonda goes on this cruise right now.

Speaker 2:

I did not expect that to be an expectation of mine, but I'm like I don't want to get my hopes up. I kind of want to see Rhonda again. She was great.

Speaker 1:

Oh, shout out to her.

Speaker 2:

We'll do an excursion with her too.

Speaker 1:

I thought you were talking about the one Denise Casasola. I shouldn't say her last name on here, but she's from Belize.

Speaker 2:

You didn't go with us, oh yeah, that's when me and my dad went in Kyle and Justin, yeah, that was rude, was it rude?

Speaker 1:

Yeah, y'all left me. You had no choice Still. Yeah, I wasn't going to stay here.

Speaker 2:

You did my turtle excursion with my dad and it was amazing and I have pictures, I bet it was, and it's on my mantle. I know.

Speaker 1:

It was a good time.

Speaker 2:

I'm just glad you got to bring the baby turtles.

Speaker 1:

Not only we did the sea turtle saving, we were there on Day of the Dead Halloween. And we got to go to their Mayan ritual thing that they had, so it was pretty cool. It was a good time Not to rub it in or anything.

Speaker 2:

That's okay.

Speaker 1:

This or that that I haven't gave you the options yet. I'm just saying it's okay, just a few of them, a few random ones that are premeditated. We'll see Netflix or Hulu Netflix.

Speaker 2:

I was like that would have been an easy one for me, but.

Speaker 1:

I do like Paradise a lot.

Speaker 2:

They're on Hulu, but everything else I like is pretty much. Netflix.

Speaker 1:

I think Netflix has done a really good job with their shows. Actually, they have a lot of good ones.

Speaker 2:

They've also taken off some good ones. They took off New Girl, which was freaking rude.

Speaker 1:

I never watched it. Well, I mean, unless you were watching it. Yeah, that's it too. Pizza or tacos? Probably tacos, yeah, me too, I'm not a pizza person at all.

Speaker 2:

Yeah, I know, the sauce makes me sleepy.

Speaker 1:

Yeah, gotta have the white sauce. Next one's dumb. I already know the answer Beach or mountain. That's an easy answer. It's definitely mountain, mine's definitely beach, that's the one. I also know this one, I don't even need to ask.

Speaker 2:

Wake up early or sleep in. Wake up early, earlier the better. Early bird gets the worm. When my alarm goes off first time, I wake up. Don't press snooze. That's the way you win the day. Just get up, don't press snooze. That's the way you win the day.

Speaker 1:

Just get up. We literally had a whole conversation about how hard it is. Hashtag motivated Spend money or save money.

Speaker 2:

Man save money, Don't ever spend it.

Speaker 1:

On my show we're both on the same boat with that.

Speaker 2:

Don't buy the $20,000 razor.

Speaker 1:

So we're both on the same boat. Spend that crap, dude. We gotta spend it. I did. I literally just showed up one day with the razor.

Speaker 2:

Babe, you texted me about it.

Speaker 1:

Briefly.

Speaker 2:

I was. I got tired of trying to talk you out of it and I was like you know, I do what I can do.

Speaker 1:

I haven't done anything like this since then.

Speaker 2:

No, what's the next one?

Speaker 1:

Probably because it pissed you off. I was like you know what. Maybe I should just listen to what she's saying in the future.

Speaker 2:

Don't go by a tundra, you know.

Speaker 1:

That's really all of this or that. I got on the top of my dome.

Speaker 2:

Round of applause. What would you say? Your favorite food is Chili cheese hot dogs. Chili cheese hot dogs are definitely my favorite.

Speaker 1:

I didn't know if it was Specific or like style, you know, it don't matter.

Speaker 2:

Because, if it, was style Italian.

Speaker 1:

I love Italian food so much.

Speaker 2:

You do love some Operato sauce.

Speaker 1:

Where.

Speaker 2:

I'm like a Red sauce gal. I like lasagna Spaghetti.

Speaker 1:

Give me some Fettuccine. Chicken Operato.

Speaker 2:

Yep.

Speaker 1:

Boy and I'm cooking Lasagna. Yeah, boy and I'm cooking lasagna. I love lasagna, particularly Bob's or your dad's. Same difference, same thing, nowadays Got it down to a T, give me some. I love spaghetti, dude, anything, anything. Garlic bread.

Speaker 2:

Anything.

Speaker 1:

Italian. I'm with it.

Speaker 2:

So back to the this or that. Would you rather play a video game or read a book?

Speaker 1:

Play a video game. I don't even know how to read.

Speaker 2:

You can read, captain Underpants Barely His ass pictures.

Speaker 1:

Yeah, I can't even text, let alone read.

Speaker 2:

You've gotten better Because.

Speaker 1:

Autocrest no, because he has talked to text. Aw, I love you because auto-corrects no, because he has talked to text. Oh, I love you, I'm old, I can't text.

Speaker 2:

You couldn't text when you weren't. This goes way back. I'm not dumb, I'm just not smart, you know.

Speaker 1:

Okay, you're not dumb. You just can't spell, and that's fine, you're pretty good at that.

Speaker 2:

Yeah, I can do numbers. I'm not very good at math, but I can spell.

Speaker 1:

Yeah, anytime I misspell something or I need to spell something, she's like throw a seven in there, yeah I'm like add some numbers, maybe you'll get it right when he doesn't understand what I'm saying.

Speaker 2:

I'm like do I need to add some numbers in there? Please, please, I'm a barber, not an English teacher. Thank gosh, those poor kids. What would you teach if they made?

Speaker 1:

you.

Speaker 2:

History You've got to read to the kids.

Speaker 1:

I don't have to read history, I know it All right.

Speaker 2:

Tell me something. What do I don't have to read history.

Speaker 1:

I know it. Alright, tell me something. What do you want to?

Speaker 2:

know about history, which part I'm your pupil.

Speaker 1:

There's a long list of history.

Speaker 2:

I don't know. It surprised me with a good time.

Speaker 1:

I don't know if there's any random history fact that I can do to surprise me, you're going to have to read it out of a book. It's another one of those. You put me on the spot things.

Speaker 2:

That's great.

Speaker 1:

I know a lot of random history facts, until you ask me to tell you one.

Speaker 2:

What's 9 plus 10?

Speaker 1:

21.

Speaker 2:

Alright, we're good that's resolved.

Speaker 1:

What is a pet peeve of mine? That you have that I do.

Speaker 2:

That I have, that you do. Yeah, what is your?

Speaker 1:

pet peeve of something that I do.

Speaker 2:

Man, that's like kind of hard to think of. Not to be cliche, but honestly, like I love you so much that those things I don't even like really like think about, like they don't stick with me until you do it. And then I'm like like dude, come on, you're annoying me but then I get over it. So like I'm, I know there's, I'm really trying to put this down.

Speaker 1:

I'm kind of the same way.

Speaker 2:

I know you had one.

Speaker 1:

I don't have one.

Speaker 2:

The only one I can think of is how slow you get out of a car, so you had one.

Speaker 1:

It's not all the time. It doesn't bother me all the time, it just won't relate.

Speaker 2:

Yeah, I get that I don't know peppy.

Speaker 1:

Yeah, I don't really have a peppy, I mean, I don't.

Speaker 2:

I know literally my same answer, like we'd be running late in the mornings or cutting it close and you're like, let me sit here, so like I take time whenever it's time to get out of the car. You take time when we get in the car so that actually holds out for the time. So then we add up to being pretty late between those two things oh, that's too good it's alright, it's all about balance we got a lot of it yeah, well, that's a pretty good first episode.

Speaker 1:

I'm not done about balance. We got a lot of it, yeah. Well, that's a pretty good first episode.

Speaker 2:

I'm not done oh yeah, I'm just kidding.

Speaker 1:

Let's say we did it out pretty good for episode one A nice little flow Gave. A little bit about us, a little bit about what we've done A little bit, you know, within an hour time frame.

Speaker 2:

There's not much else you can really throw in there, you know, unless we want to talk for hours upon hours, but which we could do literally, I just don't know that people would listen. That's fine, we're gonna do it anyway.

Speaker 1:

Well, we gotta we got a long time to do this, you know, so we'll just that's true, you know can't get them all at once, but we're gonna have a lot of heavy guests on here, which I think will be fun.

Speaker 2:

I'll wait to tell them about that time that you got arrested. Yeah, you never got arrested.

Speaker 1:

We'll wait on that.

Speaker 2:

Or didn't.

Speaker 1:

But I do think that we won't have guests all the time, but maybe once every.

Speaker 2:

Next week.

Speaker 1:

Yeah, next week we will have guests.

Speaker 2:

When are we going to release these episodes? Fridays, I think.

Speaker 1:

Fridays may be the best day, but it's also Music Day, so Like New Music Friday Mm-hmm Spotify. Maybe Thursday.

Speaker 2:

What platforms can you hear us on?

Speaker 1:

Spotify and Apple Music. That's good. I just found that out with you guys. That's it. We're not doing youtube right now. Maybe sometime down the road we'll get video going, but it's kind of a lot of work to be completely honest. Yeah, this is way easier to just load up, lock up and go most of my time to start looking rough after work.

Speaker 1:

We do this after work so yeah, maybe we can do random on weekends. But yeah, we have a lot of planned guests, but the ones next week, jeff and katie yeah, it'll be a good one.

Speaker 1:

You guys should definitely listen to it now I will tell you the sound quality and that one's next week, jeff and Katie, yeah, it'll be a good one. You guys should definitely listen to it. Now I will tell you the sound quality in that one is a little bit off because of the wireless microphones that we use, so we're kind of straying away from that for the future. But we tried it and it works it's a good thing.

Speaker 2:

Katie, katie thing might get confusing. My name's Caitlin, but I go by Katie, it's a great listen.

Speaker 1:

It's really hilarious.

Speaker 2:

Pretty extra.

Speaker 1:

I would definitely listen to it.

Speaker 2:

We're going to have a lot more guests.

Speaker 1:

I'm not going to tell you all who, because they don't even know yet, but we're going to ask them. Yeah, we have a few planned two not planned two that are confirmed Time frames though we'll figure that out as we go, because we don't want to overwhelm the guests and we don't want to underwhelm them. We like to just hang out and talk to ourselves sometimes, but for week one I'd say we did pretty good Me too, so, with that being said, we're going to lock and load it.

Speaker 1:

We're going to let our dog out of here, because that boy is wanting to see what's going on in the world.

Speaker 2:

No, he's sleeping.

Speaker 1:

He always does.

Speaker 2:

But that's all right, that'll be our excuse. Thanks for listening guys.

Speaker 1:

I've got to make some smash burger tacos.

Speaker 2:

And we have a brand.

Speaker 1:

Yeah.

Speaker 2:

Are you going to do that on the tortilla?

Speaker 1:

We'll see how it goes.

Speaker 2:

Sounds good, we'll let y'all know. Next, our next single episode.

Speaker 1:

Until then we out. We out.