Outside The Shop
A podcast with husband and wife about life with random guest.
Outside The Shop
Sunburns, Sharks, and Showers Full of Hair: With Garrett and Shelby
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Two friends bring Garrett and Shelby into the shop to unpack a messy, funny, heartfelt arc from cheap Cancun hacks and shark fears to NICU resilience and the hard edges of postpartum recovery. We trade rugby scars, Chiefs takes, and New Orleans chaos while carving out a simple rule for parenting and partnership: protect the marriage, then say yes to adventure.
• cheap vacation mindset and travel hiccups
• shark anxieties, catamaran highlights, ocean comfort zones
• wins of the week and email detox on holiday
• NICU journey, C‑section recovery, postpartum hair loss
• intentional time together after becoming parents
• Chiefs and fantasy football chatter
• rugby culture, injuries, and retiring for work
• what sport Millie might try and self-defense value
• New Orleans stories, hand grenades, and bathtub calls
• planning a white trash bash and outfit chaos
• bulls, ring-of-fire bravado, and risk vs reward
• backroad nostalgia, farm shenanigans, and sign-off
What's up, everybody? Welcome to episode five of Outside the Shop. How are we doing?
SPEAKER_01:I'm Caitlin. I'm Shelby.
SPEAKER_05:We don't we haven't even announced the guests yet. They get to announce themselves.
SPEAKER_01:They said we're here. I'm here. Let's go. Yeah, we're ready.
SPEAKER_05:Dude, the best story you guys ever heard in episode two about Garrett. He's here.
SPEAKER_02:This is the infamous Garrett Shelby.
SPEAKER_05:He made it. What's up? He knows McCola.
SPEAKER_02:He knows Tim McCall. Oh, dude, you know my name, brother.
SPEAKER_05:Oh my gosh, dude. He knows my name. It only took him 10 years.
SPEAKER_01:Literally. Dramatic.
SPEAKER_05:A little bit.
SPEAKER_01:So good to be here.
SPEAKER_05:Well, thanks for coming. Yeah. Right after vacation. Right after vacation.
SPEAKER_04:Fresh off vacation.
SPEAKER_05:Dude, you got off the plane and walked here.
SPEAKER_04:Pretty much. Oh my gosh, that travel day was awful.
SPEAKER_05:Yeah. How was your travel back? Where did you go to it from?
SPEAKER_04:Uh started. Well, we went to Cancun over the week, and then uh oddly enough, they sent us to Charlotte. Charlotte. Which was an hour and a half out of the way, and then back to Tulsa.
SPEAKER_02:Yeah.
SPEAKER_05:So you're rich.
unknown:Apparently.
SPEAKER_02:Don't feel rich coming out of vacation, but never.
SPEAKER_05:You were rich. You went on vacation. That's what rich people do. We had a whole talk about this on the last episode. You'll hear it soon enough. You guys are on vacation. I give you credit for not listening to it. It's gonna be listened to on the way home today. People overcomplicate vacations with money. Like they think all vacations have to be like Greece or Australia or Spain. It's like, dude, you can do it way easier.
SPEAKER_02:I love a cheap vacation. Yeah, the cheaper the better.
SPEAKER_05:The cheaper the better. Yeah. Yeah, absolutely. But I'm also cheap. Yeah, dude. Me too. On specific things, I guess.
SPEAKER_03:Yeah.
SPEAKER_05:We literally just talked about our uh gun problem 30 minutes ago, so we can't be that cheap. I need a new gun save.
SPEAKER_01:You guys want to start with your win for the week? Makola.
SPEAKER_05:Yeah, I'll start with my win for the week. Uh let's see. What is my win for the week? My win for the week is going to be a little different because I just gave a win for the week two days ago, so I really haven't got a full week of wins. Let's see. What did I do yesterday that would have been considered a win? What did I do yesterday that's considered a win?
SPEAKER_01:It's your win.
SPEAKER_05:What did we do yesterday? Woke up at all. That's always a win.
SPEAKER_01:Uh you packed.
SPEAKER_05:Oh, yeah, I got my packing done for vacation. That's definitely a win. That's a win. That's like a week out. Usually me too. So we have Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday. Yeah, I did it four days early. Five days early because after yesterday. That's impressive. I have no idea how. Even like most of my bathroom stuff, I'm completely done. He just doesn't brush his teeth.
SPEAKER_02:He's just not gonna brush his teeth the next five days.
SPEAKER_05:The only thing not packed is the toothbrush. But if it counts, I packed uh the extra toothbrush head already. Yeah. So I like to do that just in case I actually forget my toothbrush. At least I have the head. And I can just you know, he is a he has like little tweezers in my fingers, you know, and just brush them shortly. That's my win for the week so far. Long week ahead, but Garrett. My win. Wow, we're not even going in order.
SPEAKER_01:She just said makes it up. Yeah.
SPEAKER_04:Wow, the boss over here. Oh goodness. Um, well, safe travels was definitely a win. Uh zero turbulence, all of that.
SPEAKER_02:But honestly, uh, we have turbulence. You slept through it. Yes, we did.
SPEAKER_04:It wasn't bad turbulence. If you sleep through it, you're Gucci. No, honestly, the win for the week. Like, for what I do, like I have millions of emails, and I turned off my emails. Yeah, it's been a good thing. I know you're having looked at an email in days.
SPEAKER_02:He had a dream. He had a dream while we were in Cancun. He wakes up and he goes, Oh my god, I had a dream that I woke up to 885 emails. I was like, so successful.
SPEAKER_04:The sad thing is, is it's probably gonna be close to that.
SPEAKER_05:The thing about vacations is the problems are there when you get back, you might as well not worry about until you get back. Exactly.
SPEAKER_02:We don't go back to work till Wednesday. So nice. Oh, yeah, that's really good.
SPEAKER_05:That's good. You can go home and do your laundry. I'll be checking emails today. Yeah. At some point.
unknown:Yeah.
SPEAKER_01:All 885.
SPEAKER_05:I'll update you.
SPEAKER_01:We'll check back with it. The whole number I'm curious.
SPEAKER_05:You have you have about three days left. So if you do like 275 a day, you'll be good. Perfect.
unknown:Yeah.
SPEAKER_03:I think that's a good one.
SPEAKER_01:That was quick math.
SPEAKER_05:Yeah.
SPEAKER_01:Shelby, what's your win for the week?
SPEAKER_05:Oh Katie's asking y'all because she doesn't know hers yet. Yeah.
SPEAKER_02:Uh my win honestly patted myself on the back. Didn't lose my phone in Mexico. Didn't lose myself in Mexico. We we came home with everything we left with.
SPEAKER_01:Including yourself.
SPEAKER_02:Including myself. Didn't lose the vape, the chapstick, the sunscreen. We made it out alive.
SPEAKER_05:Myself.
SPEAKER_04:Aren't you supposed to lose yourself on vacation? Yeah.
SPEAKER_05:I mean, maybe mentally, but physically. I'm in a corner now.
SPEAKER_02:I don't think I was about to say Eminem said you only got one shot. So yes, yes.
SPEAKER_05:I don't think Garrett would let you lose yourself physically, at least.
SPEAKER_02:No, it was a big fear of mine going to Cancun that I was gonna get kidnapped by like a the cartel. Yeah. I was just telling my parents this last night we were in the airport, and he was on my right side. And when I turned to the right to look at him, he walked behind me to my left. I thought I lost him. I was like, oh my god, they got Garrett. I'm next.
SPEAKER_05:I don't think anybody can get it. Yeah, I don't think anybody can be. I wasn't worried about it. Not in an airport for damn sure.
SPEAKER_02:Panicked. Full panic. Like, I'm next. Yeah, literally.
SPEAKER_04:They gotta drag my 250 pounds back.
SPEAKER_05:Yeah, dude. And it's not gonna be an easy drag. You know, if they're in the streets with you know, with weapons, they got a possibility. But on an airport, no chance. Yeah, no chance. It'd take about seven of them motherfuckers. God dang.
SPEAKER_02:They made it back to the US. That's what matters.
SPEAKER_05:That is what matters. Yeah, the cartel owns most of the well, they don't own them, they run most of those.
SPEAKER_03:Yeah, first from outside in.
SPEAKER_05:So they they want to launder their money. Yes, they want people to come in there, so they typically don't mess with the people.
SPEAKER_01:Yeah, they want you to be safe so that you can spend money and keep coming. Yeah, except for those random Americans that kept just being found in Mexico.
SPEAKER_05:We're gonna have some DA agent listen to this and be like, Yeah, you're fucking wrong, dude. Yeah, you have no clue what you're talking about.
SPEAKER_02:I'm conspiracy theorists. I've watched my my uh true crime enough. I think I know what's gonna facts.
SPEAKER_05:Do you guys take Tylenol?
SPEAKER_04:Oh, uh this all happened while we were on vacation.
SPEAKER_02:Yeah, and I was actually laughing.
SPEAKER_04:I'm not gonna lie, I haven't looked into it yet. So do tell why why is it such a big deal right now?
SPEAKER_02:Hilarious because somebody got on their soapbox on social media saying that if you take Tylenol while you're pregnant, your kid will be autistic. Yeah, it was our president in the uh I was trying, I was just saying, like somebody trying to not drop names over here. I don't know who's listening to this. No, but um, which is funny because good old Donald. Oh Donnie. Um I I took Tylenol while I was pregnant with Kelly. She's fine.
SPEAKER_05:I read all the comments, and all the doctors are like, that's literally the only thing we tell people to take in pregnancy.
SPEAKER_02:Yeah, yeah. I mean, like, I had a cold what two or three times while I was pregnant, and my doctor's like, you can take some Tylenol.
SPEAKER_05:I don't know how true or untrue it is. I just like joking about it. It's pretty funny. And I'm gonna I'm gonna hold on to this joke for a while.
SPEAKER_02:There are a lot of a lot of TikToks that are like me and my best friend vibing because our parents took time exactly, yeah, exactly. So funny.
SPEAKER_04:Wait, you still have TikTok?
SPEAKER_02:Yeah, I never got rid of TikTok. No, me neither.
SPEAKER_05:Yeah, I don't have it. Yeah, it's gone. Long gone. Katie, what's your win for the week? They do hack you.
SPEAKER_01:Hanging out with Garrett and Shelby today. That's wrong. Oh, you guys are my win. Uh sucker.
SPEAKER_05:Thank you. Right in my feelers. Yeah, I win. Every single time. I can't win for losing.
SPEAKER_03:I'll choose to that.
SPEAKER_05:We uh yeah, absolutely. Well, that one's mine.
unknown:Cheers and winners.
SPEAKER_01:Okay, cheers. Okay, cheers.
SPEAKER_05:Yeah, cheers. Can't day drink.
SPEAKER_01:I took Tim's drink.
SPEAKER_05:Obviously, you guys listen to uh I gotta take my drink. I can't be out here cheers and not drinking.
SPEAKER_02:No, you get cursed.
SPEAKER_05:You guys listened to episode two, and uh, you know, it was like who was somebody unexpectedly that came in your life and you know changed your life? And Katie was like, Tim. I was like, Man, what the f what am I supposed to say now? How would how do I say anybody else at this point? That I felt I felt so terrible. But you did. Like, like, yeah, man, Kyle was my answer, but now I feel bad saying it.
SPEAKER_01:It don't bother me. That's so funny.
SPEAKER_05:Oh well, it was a good one. And uh, I want to do another one with my brother and Kitty because with good sound, and man, he's funny.
SPEAKER_02:Yeah, yeah. Alan was a good one.
SPEAKER_05:He's hilarious, and he held way back in that. And I'm like, brother, let it loose, dude. Let it lose. That's what we do. We just let things go, let it flow.
SPEAKER_01:Love it. So you guys had a good vacation. You didn't get kidnapped.
SPEAKER_02:I didn't get kidnapped, I didn't get sunburned, which that's impressive. It was really congratulations. Really impressive for me. I was caking on the sunscreen. I was breaking for a lot of things. Garrett's brown, Garrett's brown brown and got sunburned. It's impressive. But I didn't guess your forehead is peeling, but it wasn't ever sunburnt.
SPEAKER_04:Like the peeling on your forehead says differently, but it never was burnt. Like, I don't understand why it's peeling.
SPEAKER_01:The math isn't mathing, dude.
SPEAKER_05:This I think the sun is just the sun is just weird. Like, oh yeah.
SPEAKER_02:Well, especially down in Cancun. You're like damn near on the equator.
SPEAKER_05:I got it. Yes, exactly. That's what I'm saying.
SPEAKER_04:When I was 24.
SPEAKER_02:Yeah.
SPEAKER_04:First ever sunburn.
SPEAKER_02:Never sunburned. Miles' life until he was. I never even used sunscreen.
SPEAKER_04:Like I never had sunscreen. I never got a sunburn. And then I moved to Oklahoma and I was building uh some like lounge chairs for her parents. And I was outside all day. I had a tank top on, no big deal. Like, just like I normally would. And I come inside roasted. And they all die laughing because I'm giving them some. I don't need sunscreen. I don't need that.
SPEAKER_02:Yeah. My mom tried to get into the street. Yeah. My mom was like, Are you are you sure? Like it's really hot. It's middle of summer. And he's like, No, I don't need sunscreen. I got this. Yeah, I know. Burned so bad.
SPEAKER_05:What was the highlight of y'all's vacation?
SPEAKER_02:Oh, that was my question. Nice. Nice. Right on cue.
SPEAKER_05:Gang gang.
SPEAKER_02:Oh gosh. Pro honestly.
SPEAKER_05:Catamaran.
SPEAKER_02:The catamaran. We we went into our trip going, okay, if we do an excursion, cool. If not, no big deal. We're still out of all-inclusive, yada yada. We ended up booking a catamaran, and it was so much fun. I even from the beach, like the water is not as blue as when they take you way the hell out in the middle of the ocean. It was the sharks.
SPEAKER_04:I didn't get in.
unknown:It's fun.
SPEAKER_02:You didn't?
SPEAKER_04:Not not out in the deep, but where it was like 10 feet deep, I got out and crystal clear because I could watch my surroundings and punch sharks if needed.
SPEAKER_01:Yeah, I'd punch them right in the nose.
SPEAKER_04:I was going to. Yeah.
SPEAKER_01:It was a ton of fun.
SPEAKER_04:No exaggeration in any of this. I was planning on punching a shark.
SPEAKER_05:Gary, would you jump out of an airplane?
SPEAKER_04:Uh yes, I would. Nice.
unknown:Let's see.
SPEAKER_04:Over the ocean? No, I would not.
SPEAKER_05:No, well, I say that, but there's some weird like thing that I want to do. And not like 10,000 feet when I jumped out of an airplane, but like I want to get in a helicopter and jump into the ocean. Obviously, with a life jacket on. Maybe from like a couple hundred feet, just hold on to the uh the legs.
SPEAKER_02:Oh, like the Red Bull guys do?
SPEAKER_05:Yeah, and just let go and be like, see ya. I've always wanted to do it.
SPEAKER_02:That would be pretty fun.
SPEAKER_05:I'd do it over a lake when not over the ocean.
SPEAKER_02:Really?
SPEAKER_04:Yeah.
SPEAKER_01:I'd do it over the ocean. Sharks.
unknown:Yeah.
SPEAKER_02:Uh to all our listeners here today, Garrett has a very irrational fear of sharks.
SPEAKER_04:And I realized I was scared of sharks sitting in the basement at college at Utah State in the mountains, watching castle.
SPEAKER_05:Dude, you were raised around wild wolves. You're scared of sharks.
SPEAKER_04:Wolves don't scare me. Like, come on, let's go. Let's go to the woods. Somebody, yeah, the buttons is ridiculous.
SPEAKER_02:So the catamaran was kind of funny. We met another couple on the catamaran. Her name was also Shelby. And they were on their honeymoon. And Garrett gets on the catamaran. He's walking across, you know, the net part in the middle. He's like, I just gotta get I've gotta get my fear out of the way that I'm gonna fall through this or whatever. And this other Shelby, she goes, Oh, I already did it. It's safe, it's fine. And he goes, I don't know. And she was like, You're right. He was like, I'm okay.
SPEAKER_00:And then I like instant friends.
SPEAKER_01:And we were friends. Exactly. Yeah, I like that.
SPEAKER_04:Hilarious.
SPEAKER_05:So good.
SPEAKER_01:How long have you guys been married? Seven and a half years.
SPEAKER_04:Yeah. April 5th will be eight years. Yeah. Seven and a half years married.
SPEAKER_02:We've known each other for almost 10 years. Yeah. Yeah.
SPEAKER_04:Yeah. Do you want to tell that story?
SPEAKER_02:No.
SPEAKER_01:Because you are so sassy about it. Yeah.
SPEAKER_04:So salty.
SPEAKER_01:Yeah. So much sass. He is the sassiest. Well, you guys.
SPEAKER_05:So what you're saying, Garrett, is she told you no.
SPEAKER_02:No. I it's what?
SPEAKER_05:Basically, yeah.
SPEAKER_02:Oh. I broke up with him over the phone. I did.
SPEAKER_04:She broke up with me over the phone. I did.
SPEAKER_01:Well, me too. And it is what it is. Right. Okay. Well, now you guys are ready to through my friend's phone. Oh no. He texted my friend to break up with me, actually. He didn't break it up. My phone wasn't working.
SPEAKER_05:He didn't have a phone, it was broken.
SPEAKER_01:That's why he broke up with me. Oh no. Oh, to be in middle school again. Middle school days. Well, you were in high school. We're not going to talk about it. Throwing you out there. What is your guys' age age? Three years.
SPEAKER_05:Only three years. Okay. Yeah. Yeah. It's not that bad. I can't remember.
SPEAKER_04:People just like it is when you say it like that.
SPEAKER_05:I know. Three years, but it was like a four-year difference in schooling. Oh. So it seems pretty extravagant, you know, but it's not that bad.
SPEAKER_04:I don't think it's bad at all, as long as you're not dating any middle schooler.
SPEAKER_05:Yeah, no.
SPEAKER_02:Yeah.
SPEAKER_05:Yeah.
SPEAKER_02:Currently, or when you were in high school.
SPEAKER_05:Well, currently would be really fucking bad. Yeah.
SPEAKER_01:I'd turn you in. All of you.
SPEAKER_05:100%. Back then, it's a little odd. It's like 16 and 13 is a little weird, but.
SPEAKER_02:Yeah, but I mean, even the same thing. It's only three years.
SPEAKER_05:You're like, it just sounds weird. It does. Yeah.
SPEAKER_04:Sounds weird, but like in the moment I could understand.
SPEAKER_02:When Millie's 13, yeah, no, she's not dating a 16-year-old.
SPEAKER_05:It was all it was just all what do you call it, you know, fling. Messy? Fling, you know, just fling, you know. It's like one of those things. That's not the word I'm looking for. But basically, yeah. It's just like, oh, we're just doing what we do, you know.
SPEAKER_01:How's the new parent life, guys? Oh my gosh. We don't know about that life, so tell us all the things. That was that shit crazy, that's for sure.
SPEAKER_04:It's the most amazing, awful experience I've ever had.
SPEAKER_02:Awful is that's such a terrible word to describe.
SPEAKER_04:Probably accurate though.
SPEAKER_02:There are some times it was awful, like when the three of us all had a stomach bug at the same time. That was awful. It was so bad. No, we we got Millie Bean, she's six months old on Wednesday. Oh my god.
SPEAKER_04:Like people say it changes you, and it and it really does.
SPEAKER_02:It really does. You really learn to slow down, and it's it's so different.
SPEAKER_04:Like I was trying to explain to Shelby, like I miss I miss Shelby like when I'm at work and I'm doing those things, but then it's doubled. Like it's not in addition to, it's on top of. Like the the the feeling is so like I I can't describe it. Like having a daughter is been probably one of the craziest, coolest things that's ever happened to me.
SPEAKER_03:Yeah.
SPEAKER_04:And it's just this little scrunchy, screaming, sometimes crying thing, and it's like I love you. That that's mine.
SPEAKER_02:Yeah, I mean, even when she's pissed off and angry at us, I mean, we just laugh because it's just like she's here. Yeah, she's screaming and being crazy, but she's here. The most wonderful.
SPEAKER_04:She had a rough start, but she got through it.
SPEAKER_02:Yeah, she did.
SPEAKER_04:18 days in the NICU and I was stressed.
SPEAKER_02:Five days past my due date.
SPEAKER_04:Yeah, and uh six days in labor.
SPEAKER_02:Emergency C-section. Got that girl out of there. So you went through it too.
SPEAKER_01:Oh, mama went through it. How was postpartum for you? Pretty good.
SPEAKER_02:Uh uh healing from a c-section is an otherworldly type of pain because I mean they go through every single layer of flesh and muscle and everything. And so, I mean, you can't even sit down in a chair on your own. You just have no there's no core strength. And you don't realize how much of your core strength you use just to sit down and stand up. Yeah, and you have none. And so it was it was it's very defeating at first, um, especially coming from somebody that I feel like I'm a very independent person that I do not want help with things, and I had no other option but to be like, Can you please take me to the bathroom? So yeah, that was tough. Um, really, after healing from that, everything's pretty bad. Honky dory, the post rhythm hair loss is disgusting right now. Oh, it's so bad. Yeah, Gerald will go.
SPEAKER_04:You did not in the shower, and I thought there was a uh tarantula in the literally, I was like, I'm just so sorry. Shit.
SPEAKER_02:Yeah.
SPEAKER_01:Uh like smacking it with the shampoo bottle.
SPEAKER_02:So much hair.
SPEAKER_05:Then Katie's screwed. Katie screwed. She loses so much hair right now in the shower. One time she left me a note that said, I love you, Tim. With her hair. She drew it out on the shower wall with her hair.
SPEAKER_04:I've done that, but the opposite, like, take me out. Get me out of here. Oh my god, that's so it was not a love note in any way before.
SPEAKER_05:She's like, Did you see my hair note? I was like, Yes.
SPEAKER_02:That's so Katie. Yes, I did. I do not, I believe that.
SPEAKER_05:How long did it take you to do that? Is my question. My god, my water bill gonna be.
SPEAKER_01:I could have done a paragraph. Oh, yeah. Well, you guys are killing it. Like, honestly, you're you make it look so easy that we're like, hey, maybe we should do this.
SPEAKER_02:We are so blessed with a chill baby. I mean, that girl is down for whatever. Yeah, she's so chill, she is the best. Wish she was much easier.
SPEAKER_05:Well, at least you got your genetics, yeah. Because like you're you're talking about yourself in a third person. Yeah, that's exactly that makes perfect sense to me.
SPEAKER_02:My mom the other day, she goes, Yeah, I think you're gonna have you're you were a little feral as a child. So I think your kid's gonna be a little bit feral. I'm like, I can handle that. What I can't handle is somebody that's too gentle for my sarcasm because I'm gonna hurt your feelings. Facts. So I can handle, I can handle crazy.
SPEAKER_01:She's gonna have the best humor. Oh, yeah.
SPEAKER_04:I can I can she better her birthday's April Fool's Day.
SPEAKER_01:It is, yeah.
SPEAKER_02:Man, April Fool's Day, man. She's screwed either way. I pushed, she's gonna learn. I wanted to have that girl on March 31st so bad, so bad.
SPEAKER_04:I didn't even think that April Fool's Day was an option, but when I got close, I was like, Yeah, we were getting close, we were getting close, and I was like, it's 11:50, and it's it's not happening the next 10 minutes, that's for sure.
SPEAKER_05:Yeah, guess it's better than February 29th.
unknown:True.
SPEAKER_02:Yeah, so true.
SPEAKER_01:That's a weird so interesting, yeah.
SPEAKER_05:Yeah, because then when you're 16, you're only four.
SPEAKER_01:Yikes. Wild. So, you know, that brings the age difference thing to a whole new level.
SPEAKER_04:I wasn't planning on that coming full circle. Yeah, who loved your girlfriend?
SPEAKER_02:Four. What?
SPEAKER_03:Yeah, dog.
SPEAKER_02:But she's driving. Yeah. I actually do you guys know anybody that has a leap year? I don't I want to know how do they celebrate their birthday? Yeah, usually probably just the 28th or the first.
SPEAKER_01:Yeah, I guess probably. Yeah, you know what I mean. Yeah. I would choose like what falls on like closest to the weekend. Yeah.
SPEAKER_04:Oh, what day is Friday this year? I'd get rid of March 1st and just have it then. It's February 29th every year.
SPEAKER_05:Yeah, yeah. Screw March 1st. Yeah.
SPEAKER_01:Who needs it? Exactly. Just push it back. Yeah.
SPEAKER_05:Except people's their birthdays are March 1st.
SPEAKER_01:Right.
SPEAKER_05:Get better. Yeah. Tell your parents to do better. I don't know.
SPEAKER_01:Do better next time. I'm gonna just tell you. How has your guys's like relationship changed?
SPEAKER_05:Since having a baby?
SPEAKER_01:Yeah.
SPEAKER_05:Oh, I thought you just meant in total.
SPEAKER_02:In general, uh the it I don't know the right word for it, but I think we got very used to just always being around each other. And you yeah, every night I always see them. We always sit down and watch TV. Now the time that we have together is very intentional. It's like a deeper. Yeah, and I mean just sitting in bed at night, goofing around and talking. Like that's the first time we've gotten to have a conversation in 48 hours. So, like those moments are we're gonna be tired tomorrow because it's midnight.
SPEAKER_04:Yes, but I gotta be up at two for the time.
SPEAKER_02:But I mean, just you you definitely learn to not take advantage of the time that you have with your partner because it's like, damn, I miss you. Like, I haven't actually got to talk to you. All I do is or we do is take care of the baby, take a nap when we can. We gotta go, we both still work. We everything.
SPEAKER_01:So it's been a lot, but well, that's important to focus on each other. That's really good. You guys recognize that. Yeah, it's it's huge. Taking care of your marriage is the number one way to take care of your kid.
SPEAKER_04:And her parents have been awesome. Yeah, her parents have been awesome too. Like, hey, we're gonna take a shout out to mom and dad. We're gonna take her this weekend. No, yeah, you keep getting further and further from the microphone. Uh and they're like, no, go on a date night. No, no, no, take each other out. Like, yeah, and that's been eye-opening, realizing like how little we were able to actually do that.
SPEAKER_02:Yeah, yeah. I mean, four days after I had Millie was our seven-year anniversary. My parents were like, Well, we'll go up to the hospital and sit with her and you guys go to dinner. And I was like, I don't even have like the mental capacity to do that right now. But thank you so much for thank you. Like, I still need help to the bathroom. Like, I don't think I can sit in a restaurant right now. Uber eats, it is. Yeah, uh, love mom and dad, they're phenomenal. Yeah, beans is with them right now, just missing you guys, but just missing us. I know. She's like, What the heck? You just got back and now you're leaving me again. So crazy.
SPEAKER_04:They did surprise us last night at the airport. Yeah, that was awesome. They were telling us that, oh yeah, she's already getting sleepy, you know, blah, blah, blah. Yeah, like she's still awake up. There's our baby.
SPEAKER_02:And we're like, oh my gosh. I literally screamed. I was like, that's my baby. And I took off running through baggage claim to the other side, and mom's just laughing. And this older lady turned and looked at me. I was like, excuse me, pardon me, sorry, get out of the way. Haven't seen my baby in five days. Haven't seen my baby in five days and needed to move. Uh, God bless technology, though. We FaceTime two, three times a day almost.
SPEAKER_05:No clue why I thought you were about to say Texas. I don't know why you said technology. I thought you were definitely gonna say God bless like the hell with them.
SPEAKER_02:Yeah, no, fuck Texas. Uh we live we live too close to Norman to say God bless Texas.
SPEAKER_05:Screw them too.
SPEAKER_02:Uh well. All right.
SPEAKER_05:I guess you can root for them now. It's better than root program state at this moment.
SPEAKER_02:So you guys just lost your head coach, so I'm okay with it.
SPEAKER_05:Are you yeah, we can't turn this into a sports podcast. But yesterday we actually showed some promise. We had some plays. We lost, but I was okay with losing. I didn't expect to win. I don't think they're good enough to win a lot of games, anyways.
SPEAKER_02:But we actually played.
SPEAKER_05:But they played hard and they they played good and they made it the kick in the ass they needed.
SPEAKER_02:Yeah, maybe.
SPEAKER_05:Yeah. I mean, because we saw plays we haven't seen in 10 years being called out there. It's just such extravagant. It just felt like, well, one, Doug Meachum is the interim coach. He's not the head coach, right? Right. What does he got to lose? Let's just throw it all out there. Why not? What do what do you have to lose? Yeah. There was only one moment I felt like he didn't do that, and that's okay, you know, that happens, but I was good with it.
SPEAKER_02:That's awesome. Yeah, I actually I'm not gonna watch anything. I haven't even paid attention to my fantasy football team this week when we were in Mexico. And we're doing all right. You've been doing really good in the last few years. Yeah, I got first place last year. You did? Oh yeah, you did I won the whole shebang. Yeah, but yeah, I wasn't even paying attention. I was talking about something. I don't know. We were in the pool. We met so many people that I don't know their names. And I, you know, just resort friends. And uh someone goes, Well, you know, OSU, you know, they just fired my Gandhi. Yes. I was like, God, I lost his name. And I was like, wait, what? They're like, yeah, like two hours ago. I was like, wait, what? Yep. Got on my phone and it's all over Facebook. I was like, well shit.
SPEAKER_05:Chiefs play the Ravens tonight or today, not tonight, today. At three, yeah, yeah.
SPEAKER_04:It doesn't look like I'm gonna mow the lawn because I'm gonna be staying here to watch.
SPEAKER_02:We gotta wait, we gotta watch the game of mom and dad's before we drive home. That's ridiculous. You guys haven't even been home. No, I mean we we got home last night, crashed out, and I'll take it. How was that?
SPEAKER_05:Gotta stick to your true and true.
SPEAKER_02:Honestly, I I'm a little sad with the Chiefs' performance so far this year. I'm not gonna lie.
SPEAKER_05:We're alright.
SPEAKER_02:Yeah. I've seen this, just it's just gonna come up at the end of the season. Yeah, okay.
SPEAKER_05:I've seen this. I've seen this play out year after year, and everyone's like, the dynasty's over, and then in February, we're playing in the Super Bowl.
SPEAKER_02:Like, oh huh, just kidding. Our bad.
SPEAKER_05:Whoops.
SPEAKER_02:I will say, um again, you said we weren't turning this into a sports dress, but you guys are right. I've gotten to for just a second. I got I stole Xavier Worthy from somebody for my team, and then he gets freaking hit. Just playing today. I Travis, yes, I put him back in today. Got hit by Travis Kelsey in the first game of the freaking season. I was like, are you joking? Yeah, I was screaming at the TV. I was so pissed.
SPEAKER_05:Yeah, it was like the third play of the game, yeah.
SPEAKER_02:Yeah, yeah. I was like, God bless it. Get out of the way, Travis.
SPEAKER_05:You know, that's the thing about the Chiefs, they're missing their two best receivers, and their third one is finally starting to get in a groove. They're figuring it out. I think they'll be okay.
SPEAKER_04:Yeah, if King Henry just holds on to the ball, we'll be fine.
SPEAKER_05:Dude, that pissed me off. I haven't been fantasy. He cost me a tie. I was gonna win. All he had to do is hold the ball.
SPEAKER_01:Is that King Henry?
SPEAKER_05:Yeah, Derek Henry. Yeah, Derek Henry.
SPEAKER_01:Oh, I thought he said King. I'm like, he did say King. That's his name, that's his nickname.
SPEAKER_05:He's a freaking beast.
SPEAKER_04:He's a tank.
SPEAKER_05:Dude, freaking. Yeah, something like that, but he's still dude. God, dude. I imagine trying to tackle him in his prime. No chance. Oh, dude.
SPEAKER_04:He spends like$250,000 a year on just his like nutrition. Nutrition and like not even nutrition. That's not including food. Just his like working workouts and his like all the things that he does to stay in shape.
SPEAKER_05:Like yes, Garrett if he thinks he could tackle Derrick Henry.
SPEAKER_02:Yeah.
SPEAKER_05:I'd like to know your answer too.
unknown:No.
SPEAKER_05:Good answer. Good answer. No freaking chance. In my head, I'm sorry.
SPEAKER_04:I would put a solid hit on him, but I wouldn't have. That's it, right?
SPEAKER_05:You're gonna get everything you have, and it's not gonna matter. I see the best of the best in the world in the NFL League hit this guy and get laid out. That's true. He's a freak.
SPEAKER_04:I would have I would have put a hit on him, but he would have given me a hit a lot harder.
SPEAKER_05:I'm pretty sure it was Von Miller that went to tackle him and he stiffed arm him and threw him out of the way. Dude, he's a freak of nature, dude. He's so insane.
SPEAKER_01:Playing rugby is crazy. Like rugby's the best. You're the only person I know that's really played it. That's because he's did you like it?
SPEAKER_04:Oh, I love it. So I had I played football and rugby through high school, and then uh um I got a scholarship for both, but I chose rugby. Um and most importantly with rugby, it's because it's a camaraderie. Like the the model behind rugby is rugby racing and beer. Like the hosting team takes or like the home team takes the visiting team after the game two drinks. Like we pay. Like it's a camaraderie. Like it we most most teams are sponsored by like a bar or something like that. So we'll get a discounted price. It's very brotherly. And like before the game, you guys are just chilling, having a good time, and during the game, you are literally fighting to the death and clawing each other and stomping each other in the face. And after the game, you're getting drinks together. Played at Utah State, right? I did. I did play for Utah State. Nice.
SPEAKER_03:Crazy.
SPEAKER_04:Yeah, then College of Southern Idaho, and then I played for the national title team. It's uh Men's League out of Wichita, the Wichita Barbarians, and then I started playing for the Tulsa rugby team. Um and then I was kind of like a player coach at ORU, and I played with ORU.
SPEAKER_02:I watched this man play one rugby game. This is the only game.
SPEAKER_04:This is the only game she ever watched. I I ended up with a couple broken fingers, a separated rib, uh, black eye, and the black eye is what did it. I get I go to work the next day and I'm a manager where I was working at, and my GME walks up to me and says, Hey, I'm not telling you not to play rugby. Like I know you're passionate about it and you love it, but you don't look like a manager right now, and I'm beat up gimping around, you know, and it kind of hit home, and I was like, Well, this is my career, and so that was the last time I played.
SPEAKER_01:So then you gave him a black eye. Yeah, right. Yeah, you don't look like a manager either.
SPEAKER_02:Yeah, no, that was the only game I was able to watch Garrett play in, and I was just terrified.
SPEAKER_04:I will say, probably the only thing that I did not like about rugby was your most common energy injury was a broken collarbone. Because you don't have the shoulder pads protecting you, and where you're hitting a lot of the times is on that person's collarbone, and the sound of a breaking collarbone. Collarbone in your ear is the most god-awful, just gut-wrenching sound, and I've probably broken like six people's collarbones.
SPEAKER_01:What protection do you wear? None.
SPEAKER_04:So none technically.
SPEAKER_01:Okay, what about a cup? I don't say.
SPEAKER_04:You can wear a cup. Most don't. Uh, in fact, I uh was playing in uh tournament in Vegas. I was I just hopped onto this team that was there, and they were called the old boy. I can't remember what they were called. And uh this dude's balls is just hanging out.
SPEAKER_02:Oh my god.
SPEAKER_04:He's like 50 years old, having a good old time. Hell yeah. Or in a scrum, and I just look across and I go, ugh.
SPEAKER_05:It's funny you say that because I'm gonna ask you if you've seen it. I'd have just had to not go look it up. But have you ever seen Chris Jones' 40 coming out of college into the NFL? Oh yeah. He's like, I'm gonna wear short shorts so I can have more leverage in my legs. It all just flew out.
SPEAKER_03:Yeah, that's why he's running the 40.
SPEAKER_05:Gang gang chiefs, baby. Draft him! It worked. He ran faster. Draft him. I think it was Travis Kelsey who was like, Well, we know why he was running slow.
SPEAKER_01:I just watched the video of Travis Kelsey going up to the podium at the White House.
SPEAKER_02:What?
SPEAKER_05:You haven't seen that one? They won the Super Bowl two years ago. He's like, hey, what is that? Talking to Joe Biden, and Joe Biden turns the other way and starts walking that way. And he walks up to the podium. He's like, I've always wanted to do this. Then Patrick Mahomes takes off running and grabs him.
SPEAKER_00:You're joking.
SPEAKER_05:How am I not seen that? Yes, and uh on the podcast with Jason, he was like, he was like, Travis, what were you going to say? He was like, Look, it's iconic. The only thing I wanted to say is my fellow Americans. He was like, and after I said, I've always wanted to do this, I knew immediately I should have just said my fellow Americans, and they probably would have let me stay there longer.
SPEAKER_02:That's amazing. That was so much.
SPEAKER_05:Patrick was like, I have no idea what that fellow was gonna say. I had no clue. I had to get him out of there. You never Jason was like, it Jason was like, dude, you got Joe Biden with the oldest trick in the book. Like, what is that? And he turns and walks away.
SPEAKER_02:Oh dude, it's so funny. I've got to look that video up now.
SPEAKER_05:Oh, it's hilarious. So funny. Yeah.
SPEAKER_01:What sport do you guys hope that Millie plays? Do you have rugby? Yeah. Oh, break some collarbones. Get in there.
SPEAKER_02:Um, as of right now, she's got her mama's height, and so she's a short girl. So I don't know. I don't know. I would let her do anything, right?
SPEAKER_04:Honestly, I want her to be able to try everything and find something she's passionate about.
SPEAKER_02:Yeah, I want to be able to be in a position of like I I don't have to talk about. I'll have one rule like that.
SPEAKER_04:If this is what you're gonna do, you're gonna commit for the whole year or for the whole season. You're gonna do the season, yeah. Of course, like you don't get a quit.
SPEAKER_02:Yeah, yeah. Well, that's what my parents did too. My brother, he played one season of football and was like, I am done with that shit. And we were like, okay, yeah, on to the next. But you finished it out. But he did it.
SPEAKER_04:But yeah, that's uh that would be that would be it. Like just find something she's passionate about. Yeah, obviously, I'm gonna be like, yeah, play rugby. Um, because I'm partial to it.
SPEAKER_01:But uh I don't want you're gonna have to like search for like a club or whatever, right? No, down in Oklahoma City, there's so many.
SPEAKER_02:Really? There's a lot of women's teams, yeah. Rugby in the US is full of.
SPEAKER_05:Yeah, yeah, which me, uh, we answered this question. But mine was like basketball and jujitsu. That's kind of what I want. You know, that was my jujitsu. She is you don't have to do full MMA.
SPEAKER_04:I don't want to get you if you don't want to get punched in the face, but jujitsu is like I'm gonna start taking jujitsu so that way I can help teach her when she's old. Smart, yeah, you know. Um but just in like a self-defense type of situation, like worst case scenario, which I you know I hope never, ever, ever happens. But I need her to be as prepared as possible.
SPEAKER_05:Yeah, and you hope it never happens, but the reality of it is but you guys you guys know best from our story.
SPEAKER_03:Yeah, yeah.
SPEAKER_05:It does happen. Yeah, yeah. You know, it does happen.
SPEAKER_03:Yeah.
SPEAKER_05:Which you guys went to the Super Bowl pay parade with us the year before, and it was perfectly fine. We had a blast.
SPEAKER_03:Yeah.
SPEAKER_05:So it was cold. It was freezing. Oh my gosh. The year we went, it actually wasn't that cold. Thank goodness.
SPEAKER_02:It was really warm.
SPEAKER_05:Yeah. But the year we all went, yeah, it was freezing. We were just talking about that a couple days ago again. The first one me and Katie went to was even colder because it was snowing. Golly. But I think I would prefer that because at least it was dry. When we went, it was so freaking humidity cold. Every time wind hit you, it's like, please give an announcement so we can see the flames and get just any burst of heat. Anything, anything.
SPEAKER_02:I know. I think the year we went, they had like a a winter storm coming in like that afternoon.
SPEAKER_05:Yes.
SPEAKER_02:And we were like, Yeah, we could feel it is here. It was so cool.
SPEAKER_05:We got to see Tech Nine, though.
SPEAKER_02:Yeah, yeah. I love it. Me and Katie pushing through the crowd, coming back from the bathrooms.
SPEAKER_00:Get away, Tech Nine, top stage.
SPEAKER_01:I think we had trouble finding them too, because like we're both just kind of short and we're just trying to find them in the crowd. Yeah. And you don't really have cell service because there's so many people.
SPEAKER_05:Last year he came to the Canes and me and my friend Inn went, and like his concert was so long. I was like, Are you ready, bro? He was like, Yes. We left early.
SPEAKER_02:Really?
SPEAKER_05:Because he was waiting to play all like his the big songs. The big songs last and his last set. I was like, I can't do it. We've already been here two hours. Like he his concert was like three hours long. It's like I can't do this anymore. He's got I didn't realize because you know he's got like his ICP music and then his weird funky music that I don't listen to, and then he's got all this good stuff. It's like, can we get to it, buddy?
SPEAKER_02:That was I mean, I went to the Taylor Swift Air's tour pregnant. Yeah, yeah, it was long. That was a long time. I wish y'all could have just seen my face. That was a long time to be on my feet because I was what four months? Four months pregnant-ish. I was past the nausea nausea stage, halfway. But yeah, that was crazy. Crazy, crazy. But yeah, we were there probably about four or five hours total. Getting to the stadium and I mean it's in New Orleans. And so we walked from the hotel and that was about a mile.
SPEAKER_05:Was it in the it was in the Superdome, right?
SPEAKER_02:Yeah, yeah, yeah.
SPEAKER_05:At least it was inside.
SPEAKER_02:It was, it was. But yeah, because it was hot.
SPEAKER_05:Oh, was that was that no, that was a little bit before the uh the little weird bombing car blowing up situation they had there.
SPEAKER_02:Yeah, that was before. That was before. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
SPEAKER_05:Because that was that was for the national not the national championship, but the semifinals game was played in the Superdome, and they were like, Yeah, we're bringing in the National Guard, but oh that's irrelevant.
SPEAKER_01:Was that your first time to New Orleans?
SPEAKER_02:No, we went, we took a cruise out of New Orleans when we got engaged. What year was that? 2017. And uh so we spent a day on Bourbon Street in the French Quarter. But we don't we don't Bourbon Street. We don't remember getting on the ship. Yeah, it was one of those mornings.
SPEAKER_05:That's Bourbon Street.
SPEAKER_02:Yeah, it was nuts. And so we I had been there before, and so it was a ton of fun, but um yeah, going pregnant is very different. New Orleans sober is not that exciting. Much different, much different. Yeah, but no, we still had a blast.
SPEAKER_04:I've never been pregnant in New Orleans.
SPEAKER_05:Me neither.
SPEAKER_02:You haven't?
SPEAKER_05:I've never been pregnant anywhere.
SPEAKER_02:Really? Oh well that it wasn't. We went for my 21st. Yes, it's 2025.
SPEAKER_01:Anything's possible at this point. When we went there for my 21st, I only remember probably about like two out of the four days there. I believe it.
SPEAKER_05:It was fun.
SPEAKER_01:Yeah, but you had a blast.
SPEAKER_05:We did have a blast.
SPEAKER_01:Yeah, got kicked out of a strip club. We did. Hell yeah. She wasn't good at the club.
SPEAKER_05:Katie got us kicked out of a strip club.
SPEAKER_02:I mean, hold on, begging. Back up to the show. She wasn't money.
SPEAKER_05:She was she was begging, she was like, Are you not? She was.
SPEAKER_02:And were you talking shit?
SPEAKER_01:Is that what people asked? Tim and his cousin are just like watching TV to their right, and this lady's just dancing, and she's not good, and she's like, Money, like, give me some money. I'm like, You're not good.
SPEAKER_05:And then the balancer barking. The balancer's like, hey, she asked you guys to leave. I was like, We're leaving anyway. This is not like yeah, this is not gonna end well. She's an hour into her 21st birthday, and we're already done, dude. Don't worry.
SPEAKER_01:We already need to change. It was the hand grenade. Those those drinks get you. The what?
SPEAKER_05:Hand grenades. Oh no, you haven't had a hand grenade in New Orleans?
SPEAKER_01:Oh my.
SPEAKER_05:Now we have to go back.
SPEAKER_01:And it's full of, I don't know what the big the big glasses, the big tall glasses.
SPEAKER_02:Yeah, the have a grenade at the bottom of it. Okay, yes, I did have two or three of those to do. If you have three of them, I mean I at least two.
SPEAKER_05:Yeah, if you have three of them, two in your hand.
SPEAKER_02:Yeah, I know I had these two. And it was daiquiri. I mean, you know, you get dairy shop on every quarter.
SPEAKER_05:You get three of them.
SPEAKER_02:You're it might have been three from the seat that I was in.
SPEAKER_05:You're locked and loaded at three of them. They're so strong. I get them on the ice. I they're they're better frozen, but on the ice, if you get them on the rocks, they're rocks.
SPEAKER_02:Is probably even worse worse.
SPEAKER_01:Yeah, that sounds really strong.
SPEAKER_05:Yeah, yeah.
SPEAKER_01:Didn't you pay a guy like$20 on Bourbon Street to tell you what street you were on?
SPEAKER_05:Yeah, shout out to Richard for not telling me. This homeless fella came up and he was like, Hey, man, can I borrow 20 bucks? I was like, No. He was like, why? I was like, all right, here, I'll give you a trivia question. If you guess it, I'll give you 20 bucks. And I'd had three of them and a fishbowl. And I was fixed, I was I had a hurricane in my hand. I was I was bad. I was bad. And uh I was like, what street are we on? He's like, uh, bourbon street. And I was like, God dang it. Mother. For the$20 I gave him the$20. Richard was like, dude, everybody and their dog knows what freaking street were. I was like, yeah, well, why didn't you stop me, brother? Yeah, come on, homie.
SPEAKER_02:Oh, that's so funny. Oh my god.
SPEAKER_05:Oh, dude, I was so funny. I don't at that point we went to Cafe DuMont because I had to pee, and it was the only place with a public bathroom that didn't have a long freaking line. So we went there and then we went.
SPEAKER_02:Is that the one with the bathroom like outside the side of the building? Yep.
SPEAKER_05:And then we were headed. He was like, You ready? I was like, I'm past ready, brother. And I do not remember the walk back or the drive back, but I remember when we got back to the hotel. I get out of the car and I start throwing up, and it's red, like it's a lot of red. I started freaking out. I was like, dude, I'm throwing up blood. I'm throwing up blood. Richard was he turned his flashlight on and he's right there with he's right there. No, he's right, he's just as drunk as me. He's like, dude, we need to take you to the hospital. I was like, what? I was like, he was like, we have dude, you're you're throwing up blood. I was like, I know, it's all over the ground. And his wife was like, You freaking idiots. He had red drinks all night. Moron. She's like, he literally drank red drinks all night. That's just the red drinks you were drinking. I was like, oh yeah.
SPEAKER_03:That makes sense.
SPEAKER_05:And then I was like, Yeah, and then we were walking back into the hotel, and I was like, dude, I can barely walk. He was like, Okay, just I'll help you. You know, put your arm over my shoulder and we'll do this together. I was like, all right, cool. We get in.
SPEAKER_00:Three-legged race, we get in there.
SPEAKER_05:The hot the hotel, the lady was like, She's like, dang, Burma Street got the best of y'all, huh? And we were like, Yeah, dude. We've had a hell of a night. We've had a hell of a night. She was like, Yeah, it's only 8 p.m. So you guys ain't very good at this.
SPEAKER_00:Oh no. I was like, oh, what the hell?
SPEAKER_05:I thought it was like three in the morning.
SPEAKER_02:Oh no, it was only 8 p.m.
SPEAKER_05:Oh my gosh, that's that's just so funny.
SPEAKER_02:That's that's New Orleans.
SPEAKER_05:Yeah, it was it was fun.
SPEAKER_02:Oh my gosh.
SPEAKER_05:Just so funny.
SPEAKER_02:It's a fun place.
SPEAKER_05:I did some I did some wild stuff that night. That's how me and Katie ended up talking again.
SPEAKER_02:Um the drunk dial girl.
SPEAKER_05:It was worse than that.
SPEAKER_02:Oh no.
SPEAKER_05:I was in the bathtub, you know. What up, girl? What up?
SPEAKER_02:And it's like 8 p.m., like you said, and I'm like, whoa, it's a little early. The sun just went down. Please chill.
SPEAKER_05:Oh my god, I'm so how the rest of the conversation went?
SPEAKER_02:No idea. He don't know. Not a clue.
SPEAKER_05:But we're I just remember Richard was like, Hey, are you okay? I was like, Yeah, I'm in bed. He's like, dude, you're still in the bathtub. I'm like, oh shit, I'm getting out, dude. He was like, Thank God, because I need to get in. Yeah. It's like, oh god, I thought I was in a band. No, you're not. Yeah. Oh, so that was a fun time.
SPEAKER_03:Jeez.
SPEAKER_02:Yeah, one of the few times Garrett, Garrett can hold his liquor. Yeah, you can. One of the only times he has thrown.
SPEAKER_01:You can too, though.
SPEAKER_02:Not as much as I used to. You were able to outdrink everyone.
SPEAKER_04:Can we get real close for this? All right. No, she cannot.
SPEAKER_02:I used to I used to be able to a little bit more. Not now. I the the 10 months sober.
SPEAKER_00:Oh, yeah, it'll change it.
SPEAKER_02:Really did it. But the one of the few times that he's thrown up drunk was in New Orleans. It gets everyone. Oh man, it was bad.
SPEAKER_04:And it was in the bathroom of this really fancy restaurant. Yeah, with the oysters in it. Yeah. Oh, it's so good. And next thing I know, it's all back in the coat.
SPEAKER_02:It's no longer good.
SPEAKER_05:I prefer when I get that drunk, I prefer it. I want to throw up. Oh, yeah. Because then I then I can be like, okay, you suffer up a little bit better. And at least I won't have a bad hangover the next day. Most of the time. If I throw up, the hangover's typically not.
SPEAKER_04:If I can't, I'll sometimes drink it on those sugary drinks.
SPEAKER_05:Exactly. Sometimes I'll try to force myself.
SPEAKER_02:Yeah. Oh, yeah.
SPEAKER_05:I'm like, oh, I gotta get this out because I do not want the headache coming with this tomorrow. I think it's the worst part of a hangover.
SPEAKER_04:Utah State in Utah was like three, two, three, one beers. So you couldn't get drunk. Like or you'd get full before you got drunk.
SPEAKER_03:You're too far away.
SPEAKER_04:I'm sorry. You'd get full before you got drunk. So we would all go grab like a rack and pound half of it as fast as we could. So we'd drink ten to fifteen beers as fast as we could. And then we'd let it sit for 45 minutes, and then you'd just go throw it up and start over again because you'd absorb the alcohol. Get rid of everything in your stomach, and now you can actually get drink on a get drunk on a beer.
SPEAKER_01:You got it down.
SPEAKER_04:Yeah. I'm not an alcoholic at the time. Yeah, when you told me that, I was like, God.
SPEAKER_02:Which I didn't do the I I didn't really go to college, so I'm like, I didn't I didn't experience that. I don't know how any of that worked.
SPEAKER_01:I'm just saying you always outdrank everyone. Like at my birthday parties when we would go to like Arkansas and stuff. It's Shelby who's up at 3 a.m. just still like drinking away breakfast, or what we do more dreams, and we're all like walking around like zombies.
SPEAKER_04:Just on a on a side note, that museum was awesome. Yeah, that was cool. That was cool. Yeah, that was cool. Sass Nacra. Everything they had all of their backwards.
SPEAKER_02:Do you guys remember that?
SPEAKER_04:Arkansas was Sas Nacra.
SPEAKER_05:Pretty weird.
SPEAKER_02:We haven't called Arkansas Arkansas in a long time. We call it Sas Nacra.
SPEAKER_01:I liked that room you could walk into and it was like immersed you in all those different colors. Oh, yeah, the black vibrant LED lights and stuff.
SPEAKER_05:Dude, my favorite thing about that trip is when Peyton fell. I'm sorry.
SPEAKER_01:The chair he broke the chair.
SPEAKER_02:It was so good.
SPEAKER_04:I just remember looking at him like, ah, I gotta go help this guy today.
SPEAKER_02:He's just on the ground staring at Garrett, and he's like, What the fuck?
unknown:He's like, hell.
SPEAKER_05:I woke up the next morning to a video from you, Katie, and Jonathan just passing around this big old pot. I was like, what the hell is this?
SPEAKER_01:A plant pot.
SPEAKER_02:Yeah, a plant pot. Literally a play pot. Katie said, Shelby, you want to hold the pot. What did you call it? The pot of wisdom or something? Yeah. I said you're going to be able to do it. Something random.
SPEAKER_01:Jonathan had a blanket over his life. Why did it look like a uh like a shawl? Yeah.
SPEAKER_04:I went to go take a power nap and never booked. I'm right there with you.
SPEAKER_02:Yeah. Me and Katie were like, you guys are going to bed? No, we're just going to take a nap. I was like, I looked at her, I said, no, they're not.
SPEAKER_04:I had it. Game over. Jeans, shoes. I have boots on, I'm sure.
SPEAKER_02:Yeah, you weren't fully dressed still.
SPEAKER_05:I woke up to Katie coming. I woke up to Katie coming in the room to quote unquote give me the time of my life to end up crying because she couldn't find water that was in her hand.
SPEAKER_01:I go all out on my birthday.
SPEAKER_05:I was like, in your hand. It's in your hand. And then she just she's like crying hysterically and just starts cracking up. I was like, she's like, I don't know why I'm crying. My water's in my hand. And she's just cracking up. I was like, yeah, I think we should go to bed.
SPEAKER_03:We gotta get the fuck out.
SPEAKER_01:Oh my god. I always look forward to my birthday. Tim does not. Every time.
SPEAKER_05:I beat her to the punch on this one though. The camper.
SPEAKER_01:Oh yeah, you were. You were past out.
SPEAKER_05:Oh man, I got hammered not quick, but it was about midnight one-ish. And I was like, I gotta throw up. And I went in front of the truck. Kyle videoed me throwing up. He's like, he wanted another shot. I was like, I'm going to bed. I'm going to bed. I'm done. I'm done.
SPEAKER_01:Do y'all remember that hot tub? It was like an Olympic size. Oh my gosh. Yeah, I couldn't.
SPEAKER_05:I couldn't stand up in it because I almost drowned Peyton in that thing.
SPEAKER_02:I almost drowned myself. It was so fucking deep. I was like, it's up to my chin. I was like, I five squat, even a little bit of underwater.
SPEAKER_05:Half of the lid was closed, and Peyton was like, I'm gonna swim down here and see how this works. And I was like, Oh, I know how it works. So when he got under it, I turned that those jets on. And he started flipping underneath it.
SPEAKER_00:He was like, I don't like it.
SPEAKER_05:I couldn't turn it off so fast. I was like, he's just flipping in there. Whoops, he almost died.
SPEAKER_00:Oh Peyton had a rocket that we can.
SPEAKER_04:I think it was the best trip of his life. I don't know.
SPEAKER_05:Jordan just swam out of there. He was like, it's a good thing I know how to swim. I was like, apparently Peyton doesn't hit down.
SPEAKER_01:Mr. Marine.
SPEAKER_05:Seriously. That's hilarious. Yeah, that was a fun weekend. That was a fun weekend. That was a nice house, too. Yeah.
SPEAKER_04:It really was. Minus the pool table was broke.
unknown:Yeah.
SPEAKER_05:Was it never played? The radio system was cool in that room.
SPEAKER_03:Yeah.
SPEAKER_05:I feel like the setup was a little weird because they had that bar area in there, but they didn't utilize it. And I was like, dude, you could do so much with this. Yeah. Yeah. So it was a good Airbnb. Yeah.
SPEAKER_02:Oh my gosh, and the farm that was up the road with all the Highland cows? Highlight of the day. Highland. Driving in.
SPEAKER_04:I don't remember that at all. I definitely remember that because, oh my gosh, there's Highland cows.
SPEAKER_01:She probably asked for one.
SPEAKER_05:You like Highland cows? Oh, I love Highlands. My mom, my mom's neighbor has a bunch of them. Literally, you can walk up to the fence and pedal them.
SPEAKER_02:I like cows in general, but Highland cows are top of the list. Yeah, actually. They're just memoes. Have to. I watched, I saw this TikTok or Facebook Reel or whatever it was the other day that said, I wonder if cows know that their biggest fans are women in the pastor seat driving by going, hey!
SPEAKER_01:They don't care. It's me. Living life. It's me. What are you guys doing for your white trash bash? Oh my god.
SPEAKER_05:That we have to miss. I'm sorry.
SPEAKER_01:So sadly.
SPEAKER_02:Honestly, uh I'm not sad we'll be on the cruise.
SPEAKER_05:I'm just sad we're missing it. I just want to clarify that part. That's fair. That's so good. I was gonna call bullshit.
SPEAKER_02:Totally.
SPEAKER_05:Yeah, I wanted to adjust what I say.
SPEAKER_02:It's uh reschedule it. It's my 30th birthday, so oh my gosh. I it's gonna be wild. My parents thankfully live outside the city limits, so nobody can bitch about us being too loud. But uh no, it's gonna be so fun. I've got to start making decorations. We're gonna have garland and you know, like stream party streamers. I don't know, they're gonna be solo cups instead. And um, I've got to make our outfit. I don't even know what I'm wearing. I know I'm making his though. What short shorts? Yeah, he's got some some jean cutoffs that he was originally gonna wear when Millie was born. He was gonna do the regular dad outfit with the fanny pack and the jeans. Oh, that's perfect and the tall access. That's a good thing. That was the plan. And then she ended up being whisked away to a different hospital to a Nikki, so it didn't happen. But we still have the shorts. So he's gonna do those shorts. He doesn't know this. This is what am I wearing out right now? There's the cutoff jean shorts with the boots, and then I'm making him a shirt. It's just a white t-shirt, and you cut out circles where his nipples are, and then there's a girl. There's an arrow that says my eyes are up here.
SPEAKER_04:That's awesome.
SPEAKER_02:It would have been perfect.
SPEAKER_04:I'm so excited.
SPEAKER_02:It is so chill because, like, you do too much and Garrett won't wear it.
SPEAKER_05:Garrett was enough.
SPEAKER_02:He's there for it.
SPEAKER_05:He was definitely planning on showing up at nothing but boxers. He's like, This is as white fashion as it gets, baby.
SPEAKER_00:The whitey tighties with some sandals on, some some house shoes, dude.
SPEAKER_05:Some house shoes and boxers.
SPEAKER_00:Whitey tidies with the your area house shoes with just the boxers.
SPEAKER_05:Oh my gosh. Oh my gosh.
SPEAKER_04:I still need to go get that patented.
SPEAKER_05:That's freaking perfect. That's freaking perfect. I still can't believe you did that. That's so awesome.
SPEAKER_04:They're amazing. Comfortable things I own. I am gonna go get that patented.
SPEAKER_05:Yeah, how'd you make them?
SPEAKER_04:Can't tell you. I know how you made them. They don't.
SPEAKER_02:The dogs ate one of them.
SPEAKER_04:That's where it started.
SPEAKER_02:And then that's where it started. So don't say another word. Okay, we've got some boots. We need to back up. You have actual area house shoes as well. Yeah, but those got I'm not talking about your cutoff boots.
SPEAKER_05:Those are way cooler. Those are definitely more white trash for sure. Okay. That's what I was thinking. I didn't realize I had actual house shoes. Yeah. Yeah. Dude, wearing those with your outfits, perfect.
SPEAKER_04:So good. With some white long socks.
SPEAKER_05:Yeah, absolutely. Yeah. Throw some grass on them.
SPEAKER_04:Yeah. I'll go cut the lawn in them.
SPEAKER_05:Yeah.
SPEAKER_01:Do you think you guys are going to be able to swim in your parents' pool at the time frame? You know, it's already too cold.
SPEAKER_04:Somebody's going to wind up in a pool.
SPEAKER_02:Oh, 100%. Which is why I told everybody.
SPEAKER_04:Would have been me.
SPEAKER_02:No kids allowed, and really cool to bed. Because we do not need anybody flying into that pool. That's fair. It would be so bad.
SPEAKER_05:I'd have jumped in that thing. I probably wouldn't have. Katie would.
SPEAKER_01:Go down the side. Yeah.
SPEAKER_05:Katie's a daredevil when it comes to that crap.
SPEAKER_01:She is. Yeah, I'm going to jump in the ocean from the ship. I'm just kidding. Damn. Not it.
SPEAKER_05:There's gonna be some carnival director listening to this randomly. Going, damn it.
SPEAKER_00:We need to put it. We're gonna be blacklisted. They can knock it on this boat. We can make it to a party.
SPEAKER_02:Yeah. No, that's I know what Garrett's wearing to the party. I have no idea what I'm wearing yet. Yeah. I think I'm gonna try to do uh I saw a picture. Posted it in the Facebook group. Um, I'm gonna try to put like rollers in my hair, but they're gonna be Bud Light cans. So I'm gonna try to do that. I don't close wise, I think I just gotta I gotta hit up a goodwill. Yeah, like South OKC Goodwill. South OKC Goodwill, I bet, has something because that place is sketchy.
SPEAKER_01:Easily just I see a lot of like overalls with like one of them hanging down and I know I have overalls, they were pre-pregnant me overalls though, so I'm not in them again yet.
SPEAKER_02:We're getting there, but so but hey, maybe that's the way to go. Yeah, that's the right look. That's actually perfect because I'm putting million overalls.
SPEAKER_05:Not a I know not a sore subject to me, it is to some people. Did you guys see Drewski skit?
SPEAKER_02:Uh-huh.
SPEAKER_05:Drewski? You haven't seen it? No, dude, it's the funniest thing in the world. It is hilarious. And some people took offense to it. I didn't, I don't care. It's hilarious.
SPEAKER_02:It takes a lot to offend me.
SPEAKER_05:So he paints him, he like goes and gets makeup done and turns himself white. He turns himself into a white dude and he goes to a NASCAR race. Dude, it's the funniest thing. Oh watch it's got to see. Dude, it's funny. He's like, board in the USA. And he's got he just goes to this grandma's camper, this old lady's camper. He's like, What's up, Granny? And he she sits on his lap and they start smoking a cigarette together, and he starts yelling at her. Granny's like, Hey, you need to listen to your granny. It's so funny. A dude walks by, he's like, What are you doing here, boy? He's like, I'm I'm going to the NASCAR race. He said, He said, You sure? Yeah, I'm sure. And he spits behind him. He says, You better be careful.
SPEAKER_03:Just drives off, dude.
SPEAKER_05:Dude, it's it's so funny. I'm gonna have to open it up now. It's hilarious, dude.
SPEAKER_01:Oh, that's gonna be our next thing to do. NASCAR race. We need to plan NASCAR.
SPEAKER_05:NASCAR or F1.
SPEAKER_01:I want to go.
SPEAKER_05:Garrett, have you ever wrote a bull?
SPEAKER_04:Yes, I have. Thank I used to write bullshit.
SPEAKER_05:A real one and a fake one. I'll ride a mechanical bull all day long, yeah. I want to do that now.
SPEAKER_02:Yeah, you had a mechanical bull at the resort in Mexico.
SPEAKER_05:I'd have hopped on that hoe. Wow. We should do it. We should we should get a we should. I mean, 31 now. I don't know if a real bull is really any cards, but I'll just get a small one.
SPEAKER_02:How old is July? That's what I said.
SPEAKER_05:Yeah, give me a thousand pounder. JB Mooney since his 30s. Yeah, but he's been doing it since three years old.
SPEAKER_02:You're fine.
SPEAKER_05:JB JB Mooney's the best bull rider of all time, you know, possibly.
SPEAKER_03:I know.
SPEAKER_05:So JB Mooney. I love PBR, it's one of my favorite things.
SPEAKER_02:We wound up, we wound up like front and center at PBR last year. Ooh, nice.
SPEAKER_04:It was not PBR, it was PBR Teams.
SPEAKER_02:Still fun.
SPEAKER_05:Yeah, still fun. Yeah. A little different, but yeah, a little different.
SPEAKER_04:We were like 20 feet away from JB Mooney. I was geeking a little bit.
SPEAKER_05:What's the difference? I met Justin McBride.
SPEAKER_01:PBR is like a PBR it's like we did the PBR.
SPEAKER_04:Yes, we've done it multiple times. They have the it's just the rider and the bowl. And then PBR Teams, it's like five or six different riders. And the cumulative score.
SPEAKER_02:Okay. Which I was still.
SPEAKER_05:It's still fine.
SPEAKER_04:Yeah, it's still fine. I mean it's it's exactly the same thing, but the it's scored differently.
SPEAKER_02:Yeah. Okay.
SPEAKER_04:Yeah.
SPEAKER_02:And then we went to that one right before we moved down to more that they did the I'd never seen was it bullfighting?
unknown:Yeah.
SPEAKER_02:Bullfighting?
SPEAKER_05:Where they're where they jump off the horse onto the bull. No, no, no.
SPEAKER_04:No, where they're in the arena and it's just them versus the bull, but they're on the ground.
SPEAKER_05:Yeah. Oh god. Because off the horse or the bull is bulldogging, I'm pretty sure. So a little different.
SPEAKER_02:Okay. Bulldogging.
SPEAKER_04:Yeah, that's where you get speared in the chest.
SPEAKER_05:Yeah, because you you have to jump off the horse onto the bull and try to not kill yourself.
SPEAKER_02:Yep.
SPEAKER_05:I did Ring of Fire. If I was want to do it, where you stand in the ring, they let the bull go, last one in the ring wins. My cousin Kyle did it.
SPEAKER_04:So I did something similar to that in Utah when I was. No, thank you.
SPEAKER_05:Have y'all met Kyle? Hold on before we go for it. You can't miss him.
SPEAKER_04:We did not meet Kyle.
SPEAKER_00:I don't think they have.
SPEAKER_05:We have not met Kyle. Big dude. Real big. Can't miss him. Oh, wait.
SPEAKER_00:Yes. He was at the camper.
SPEAKER_05:Yes, he's got a big thing. Yes. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Big, big dude. Yes. He did the ring of fire. He's done it a couple times.
SPEAKER_04:Did he just square up against the bowl and knock it out?
SPEAKER_05:No. So it happened. Dude, it's hilarious because there's about 20 guys in there. He didn't win, but he got pretty close. He waited while I said, No, I can't do this no more. He's fast. When he takes off, he will surprise you. Yeah. So it's like, what the hell?
SPEAKER_04:I did not do the ring of fire, but it was uh uh you had to take the ribbon off the horn of the bull. Oh, that'd be hard. It was me and probably like 150 other guys like down in the arena playing flag football with bulls, hell yeah. That bull, I probably got within 10 feet of that bull, and I just what I just I just specifically remember just watching all the muscles on him just rippling and me going, that is a 2,000-pound bull, and I'm trying to go catch onto its horn and pull a ribbon off of it for like a hundred bucks.
SPEAKER_03:What a dollars!
SPEAKER_04:I just I went over to the corner, I was like, you know what, I'll watch them.
SPEAKER_05:Yeah, yeah, dude. Reminds me of uh what's that movie? Um Wild Hogs. Yes, when they slap the bull. So they're like, Well, that was easy. He said, Well, it's the second time they did.
SPEAKER_02:Yeah, oh my gosh, we haven't seen that movie in so long. That's a good one. It's the second time. That's so funny. What's the craziest thing you would do for a hundred bucks?
SPEAKER_04:For a hundred bucks, not much.
SPEAKER_02:No, no, let's throw it down. Let's what's the craziest do for 20 bucks? Tell tell Tim that he's on bourbon street.
SPEAKER_03:Pretty much.
SPEAKER_02:I only ask my my me and my mom were just talking about this last night about how we just start shit with people that we just meet. Yeah. I don't care who you are. It just comes out at me. I just want to give you a hard time. Yeah. So she's telling me about how they were in when they were in Cancun. She's out walking around. My dad had gone to bed, and she's down by this fountain. And this guy goes, I'll give you five bucks if she gets in the fountain. She was like, I don't need your five fucking dollars. I'm like, what wouldn't what would you do for 20 bucks? I'm doing it for the dare, not for the money. Yeah, I don't really care about the money. I want to do it to go, yeah, I did this.
SPEAKER_04:I've got enough pride.
SPEAKER_05:I'm good. I don't need the 20 bucks.
SPEAKER_02:Yeah.
SPEAKER_05:Is it gonna get me a felony?
SPEAKER_02:Yeah, no public indecency. We can't do that. No.
SPEAKER_05:Fucking if it's a misdemeanor, I'll take a ticket.
SPEAKER_02:Felony too far. Misdemeanor falls off after five years. We're good.
SPEAKER_05:Well, is my freaking boss gonna run it? Maybe mine won't.
SPEAKER_02:She's right here.
SPEAKER_01:Damn, right? Oh goodness. I am a boss. How are your guys' jobs going? Did you guys get time off? Well, you did, right? For like what? For two weeks? Millie? For millions?
SPEAKER_02:Five weeks? Yeah. So my my maternity leave started on my due date. And then uh I ended up taking the last of my PTO to extend it because I was like, I need a little more time. She was in dick here so long, too. Yeah. And like I've barely been home with her for two weeks. I'm not going back to work yet.
SPEAKER_05:Yeah. Oh, I just saw this lid in the floor and I picked it up from our last podcast.
SPEAKER_01:And it's uh it's a wine bottle cap. Well, I'm out of drinks right now. I know, me too.
SPEAKER_05:And we're gonna call. It then we're on time.
SPEAKER_01:Oh, we're on time. Are we timely right now?
SPEAKER_02:Yeah.
SPEAKER_05:We're probably about an hour in.
SPEAKER_02:Yeah.
SPEAKER_04:Hey, not bad.
SPEAKER_05:I told you it flows, man. You get going. You could do two, three, four hours at times and not even realize.
SPEAKER_04:Especially with you guys, because it's just this is what we do when we're going to do it.
SPEAKER_02:This is what we do when we hang out, anyway. Exactly. Sit around and talk about stupid shit we've done.
SPEAKER_05:I thought you got it. And then I think you let it go.
SPEAKER_04:And then I think you let it go.
SPEAKER_01:We're going to get them all.
SPEAKER_05:Well, thanks for coming on today, guys. Thanks for taking time out of your day, uh, day after vacation. Of course. Morning after. Yeah, I like to talk about how angry it makes me on the podcast. You guys moved to OKC, but it's fine.
SPEAKER_01:Long.
SPEAKER_05:Angry is not really the right word.
SPEAKER_01:Sad. You were crying. It's fine.
SPEAKER_05:Well, what about crying?
SPEAKER_01:There is a tears.
SPEAKER_05:I might have had some allergies or something and I sneezed, you know.
SPEAKER_02:It's watering. I just got a ruddy nose. Don't look at me.
SPEAKER_05:I was like, great. Now we finally figured out how to get to their house without GPS.
SPEAKER_02:Oh my gosh. And you move. Yeah. Oh, we missed the porter house.
SPEAKER_04:Oh, but taking the back roads to your house from our house is the best. Amazing. Yeah, it's the only way I ever went. Yeah. It was so fun. There was a couple places you could get some air out there.
SPEAKER_01:Yeah. Yes. It was like a roller coaster.
SPEAKER_05:So coming off the little rocky road, the real trash one, coming into the dirt road, there's one hill on it. Oh yeah.
SPEAKER_02:Oh yeah. Oh that one was fun. We hit it by accident the first time. I was like, Jesus. Hey. I think all four tires left the ground on that one. Maybe we can chill out. I think that was a lot.
SPEAKER_05:I want to put it in reverse. Let's do it again. Yay, yay, yay.
SPEAKER_02:Who has been to the uh what does Kaylee call it? Roller Coaster Hill down in like West Tulsa? Uh-uh. Oh it's a scary part. It's in a neighborhood. It is straight up a neighborhood. But uh you just haul ass over this hill, and it is you cannot see the other side until you are down it.
SPEAKER_01:It is. I'm wondering if that's the one on River side that we rode um like limes down. You and Jeff went really fast.
SPEAKER_05:No, no, because you wouldn't be able to like ramp out with a car. You just oh really go fast. Yeah, it's just a really steep hill.
SPEAKER_01:Yeah, I'm gonna have to find her.
SPEAKER_02:We're gonna have to hit her up. Yeah, I'm gonna text Kaylee. Hey, where the hell was that at? She I made her drive. I was like, I'm not doing this. No, get in my car. You're driving me. We're not doing this right now.
SPEAKER_05:And Garrett got in the next day. I was like, why is the steering wheel to the left? What the hell?
SPEAKER_02:Why are we taking an immediate right as soon as we start going?
SPEAKER_05:The hell? We did an alignment all of a sudden.
SPEAKER_02:Was it you guys that was out at the farm uh when you and Garrett got drunk and you were playing baseball with beer cans and yes, yes.
SPEAKER_05:We started off shooting them on the fence. Yes, we were posting them on the T-post.
SPEAKER_02:Yep. Yeah, I've got a video of getting an axe in his hand. He's like, throw it. I was like, he's gonna let go of that and take Tim's head off.
SPEAKER_05:We were uh we ended up being way too good at shooting them on the fence. So I was like, we gotta make something way harder. Yeah, this is way too easy. Yeah.
SPEAKER_00:Me and Katie just sitting in a hot tub, like, yes, literally.
SPEAKER_05:He was like, I got an idea. Gets an axe. I was like, I don't know if this is a good idea, actually.
SPEAKER_04:I had a good time. I don't know.
SPEAKER_05:Yeah, I was like, let's do it. Yeah, yeah. Not a good idea. It's my kind of idea.
SPEAKER_02:Uh that was a blast.
SPEAKER_05:Hit a home run a couple times. The dogs loved it.
SPEAKER_02:The dogs loved it. You hit the can, Rosie's going after it. Oh, it's ready.
SPEAKER_01:She was so ready. That's great.
SPEAKER_02:We missed the farm.
SPEAKER_01:I know. Yeah, it was fine.
SPEAKER_04:We'll get another one someday. Yeah, yeah.
SPEAKER_01:Definitely. Well, thank you guys. Um and don't forget, we have um Google Docs now where you can submit questions. So people anonymously please just click on it.
SPEAKER_05:Ask them. Yeah. The link will be is in the description. You just scroll down, look at it. It's the first thing that's on it.
SPEAKER_02:I'll start putting some crazy ass questions on there for you guys. Thanks. I appreciate it. Yeah, yeah. I like it.
SPEAKER_05:We don't answer them when we have guests. Maybe if we get something that's extravagant enough to do so. Because it just takes up too much time. So we like to just do this instead.
SPEAKER_02:But makes sense.
SPEAKER_05:Ask them. Everybody.
SPEAKER_02:Definitely will. Well, thanks for having us. This is a blast. All right, no problem. I hope I didn't break anybody's eardrums with my cackle.
SPEAKER_05:They'll be fine.
SPEAKER_01:I think Tim was the loudest. Garrett, I'm not sure.
unknown:Yeah.
SPEAKER_01:Anyone can hear him the whole time.
SPEAKER_05:They'll hear him. I'll turn him up.
SPEAKER_01:Alright.
SPEAKER_05:So when we leave, we always say the same thing. So when we leave, we just say we out. And that's the end.
SPEAKER_01:Alright.
SPEAKER_05:And then I stop it.
SPEAKER_01:Well, we're gonna go get drinks. Yeah. We need some drinks. Ready?
SPEAKER_05:We out.
SPEAKER_01:We out.