Houston, We Have a Bunch of Liars

Warning: This episode contains strong language and adult themes, reflecting my authentic storytelling style.

3… 2… 1… Deception! This episode isn’t all about the assclowns at NASA—but I had to weigh in on the theatre performance that fell flat. No awards for you, NASA.

In this episode, I share a few frustrations: lies, #33 overload, Iran war, file amnesia. We touch on space travel and the moon. NASA is earmarked for quite a bit of funding (aka our tax dollars), so I thought I’d share a story that is tax‑related.

I’m proud of this mediocre episode. Mission accomplished—unlike NASA. No tangents, no pop-offs. Back-alley Jess almost grabbed the mic, but I kept her at bay.

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Transcript

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Hi. Welcome to Me Time Musings. I'm Jess. I am super super duper happy you are here. Are you happy you're here? I hope so. I hope you're having the best day. That it is sparkly and sunshiny. Well listen, I I don't think we should waste any time. I I think we should get into it. Let's uh let's get it and then we should probably go. I have what I would like to call a schmorgis board of delicious appetizers for you today. I do not have a main course, but don't you worry your face about this, your pretty, gorgeous, stunning face. Don't worry about it. You will feel satiated, I promise. You know what I do have, though? Get excited. Do it. A GFDA quote. I haven't shared one of those in a while. I would I would say it's a real throwback to some of those earlier episodes. And in case you're new here, GFDA stands for good fucking design advice. So this one is titled You Can't Fucking Fake It. And it goes a little something like this. It's hard to describe. It's easy to see. It stirs your soul. It stills your mind. It moves your ass. It's immediately recognizable. It's impossible to define. It's unmistakable energy. It's irresistible attraction. It's captivating. It's liberating. It keeps you grounded. It carries you away. It defines who you are. It changes what you appear to be. It leads you to the center of your being. It loses you within yourself. It asks a little of you. It tells you everything you need to know. But it has to be real. It has to be you. So good. Uh okay. So how am I doing? Well, thanks so much for asking. I really do appreciate that. I will say this. I am really tired of being lied to every day, all day long. Lie after lie after lie coming from these, well, I guess we could probably call them satanic loving psychopaths. We'll just kind of stick with that. I think I've used that in the past. That seems right and appropriate. Um like I'm I'm just genuinely so tired of the dis the deception, the lying, the gaslighting. Um yeah, I'll just I'm gonna leave that at that. Um I'm gonna leave that right there. I'm also really tired of seeing 33 everywhere. 33 hours, 33 minutes, 33 seconds, 33 products, 33 people on a list. National Geographic just put out their 33rd edition celebrating their 33 founders. I mean these ass clowns. And this particular uh, I guess, addition of it was highlighting all of these so-called quote unquote famous people, um, these Hollywood folk who are doing just amazing things around the world through their foundations and philanthropic work. Uh hmm. I seriously question that. I I like seriously question if that's really the case. So there's that. There's that putting their thirty three stamp on just about everything, and I'm so over it. You know the Iran war, uh, everything about it is maddening, heartbreaking, devastating. Lots of things I could say. I will just leave it at this. A cease war in Iran, but we're gonna bomb the shit out of Lebanon. Uh yeah. Yep. I'm just gonna I'm gonna leave it at that. I will say always I am trying to observe and not absorb. The struggle is real though. As of late. The struggle is very real. Um and I would also say that all these people who are clearly in the Epstein Files, who are like, are we still talking about the Epstein Files? You should probably just let that go. Forget about that. My answer to that is no motherfucking way. I am so disgusted by a great many things regarding the Epstein files. Um, and I'm just gonna point out something, which is is it's very obvious, but you have what I would consider some pretty uh, well, I guess reliable evidence, maybe, um, to take action for uh accountability, you know, repercussions of disgusting, abhorrent behavior. None of that has happened for a very long time, right? It's not even just in the last what year or six months or nine months or whatever. Yet, so you have that over there, right? Nothing's happening. No one's no one's having to answer to anything. Um, and then you've got people who have like, what, not paid parking tickets, who have fines and maybe going to jail for 30 days, or I don't even know. The juxtaposition of that is sickening. Um I don't want to hear one more person say anything like nobody's above the law. Just don't say it. Don't say it until that's not the actual reality. The the very people that would be holding the folks in the Epstein files accountable are in on it. They in it. They part of it, bought and paid for. So where does that leave? Like the the any sort of faith or trust in the judicial system. Well, I know where it leaves it, but I'm just kind of putting it out there. I'm trying very hard not to go off on any tangents. Uh, I'm trying not to pop the fuck off, which I feel like that could very much happen. Uh trying to keep it just under wraps. I'm feeling a little bit fiery, a little bit uh saucy, a little spicy. Feeling a little plucky. So, um I just never want to come into this space and be inauthentic. Not gonna happen. Not happening. But I don't want to be, gosh. I'm afraid I'm gonna be a bit of a downer today. I'm gonna try really hard not for that to be the case. There's just so much going on. Do you feel it? I know you feel it. Damn it. I know you do. How can you not? But I ugh. Alright, I'm just gonna I'm I'm gonna move on, okay? We're moving on. I I've gotta weigh in on NASA. I mean these lying ass hats. Do you know that in Hebrew NASA means to deceive? Do you know that? Uh this is despite what Google would like for you to believe. Okay? Don't Google it. You ain't gonna get accurate information. But here we have roughly sixty years after the first fake moon anything. Uh I guess we'll call it a moon landing. The first fake moon landing, we have more fake moon orbiting this time. It was just kind of a drive-by. Just some dumb ass shit. I gotta hand it to these people though. The timing is impeccable. An April Fool's lunch. I mean, what a bunch of characters, right? What I can't give them is a gold star on the storytelling around it. It's kind of like, hey NASA, you mean to tell me that you take billions of our tax dollars and this is the best you can do to deceive people? Uh, they've gotta retire their playbook. They've got they've gotta, it's so tired and old. That playbook needs an extended stay vacation that just keeps getting extended over and over and over again. And I would also say fire your whole digital team, like the whole shebang. Because the videos and images that they were putting out, amateur hour at best. I'm gonna give them an F- for production value as well. They definitely earned it. I would say though, they picked some stellar Freemason actors, not for their abilities, but for their look. Nice and polished, diverse, you know. Their efforts are futile. Why? Because a good amount of us, more by the day, know that these Masonic ass clones were in some underground bunker somewhere or wherever they were, playing space. I will say that I loved the interview, though, of one of those astronauts. This was before they left. Uh, he was saying we were going to the moon for the first time ever. Very interesting choice of words. I was like, I was thinking, NASA was probably thinking this fucking guy going off script. I mean, it really looks like they hired an improv actor. And at the end of the day, that's on you, NASA. You gotta vet your people better. I just I can't imagine that NASA does not know that Freemason Buzz Aldrin has literally said in documented interviews that he and we, the US, never went to the moon. They've got to know that, right? Um, let's just keep going with the moon stuff, my besties. Uh, there's so much more to say. Let's just do it. So people probably have been to the moon, but not the way we've been told. Let me explain. Let me provide some context. The Apollo missions in 1969 were not legit. We've established that. They looked like staged theater for political gain. All signs point to secret programs, black budget off books tech that have reached the moon, and probably gone further. Not too much further, though. The kind of tech that doesn't rely on rocket fuel but uses things like anti-gravity, magnetic field propulsion, or zero point energy, shit that's been hidden from the public. You know, the Van Allen radiation belts are two massive rings of deadly radiation that surround Earth. One inner belt is full of protons and an outer one is packed with electrons. They were discovered in the late 50s, provided that's truthful information, and are a huge problem for space travel. Any mission to the moon has to go straight through both belts. NASA said the Apollo crews pass through them quickly enough to avoid serious exposure, but that doesn't hold up. Radiation damage isn't just about time, it's about intensity and shielding. And the Apollo capsules were paper thin compared to what you'd need for real protection. There was no advanced shielding, no heavy lead, just aluminum. And NASA has admitted in recent years that we still don't have the tech to safely send humans through those belts. They said during the Orion mission tests, we must solve the challenge of getting through the Van Allen belts before we can send people beyond low Earth orbit. So how did we do this in the 60s? It doesn't add up. It don't add up. The math isn't mathing. The timelines are off. The tech doesn't match. And the story feels more like distraction than achievement. So it's kind of like what's on the moon, anyways, right? What's up there? The moon isn't just a rock floating in space, it's not natural. The placement, the size, the orbital mechanics, it's too perfect. It's the same apparent size as the sun during eclipses. It's always showing us the same face. It behaves more like an artificial satellite than a natural moon. You know, there are strong signs that the moon holds ancient structures, possibly runes from an older civilization, or current hidden bases used by advanced groups. Not human governments, but off-world factions. Some say there are glass-like towers, domes, and uh like diagonal structures on the far side that NASA has airbrushed from public photos for decades. I've seen pictures. Um, there's definitely something there, and it's absolutely blurred out. Uh, and of course, we've got multiple whistleblowers, and they've claimed to have seen photos of buildings, um, machines, or even spacecrafts parked on the moon. Do you think they do you think they back those in? Do you think they're backer inners? Maybe a little parallel parking? I don't know why that's really funny to me think about. Um You know, some say the Apollo mission never happened because we were warned off. That we were told don't come back. I believe it. But they're like, you know what? Don't you come back, Sam? We don't want you here. Get off our lawn. Uh but remote viewers, um, psychics, even some within the secret space program, they all point to that story. The moon is either a monitoring station, a base, or even a control node tied to Earth. Some believe it's hollow, while others say it's generating frequency patterns, possibly distorting consciousness here. And if that is true, faking the moon landings wasn't just about beating the Soviets. It was about hiding what is really there. If the moon is being used, it's likely not by just one group. Think of it like a strategic outpost, a quiet command station positioned right next to Earth. There's a reason it's always facing the same way. The far side is hidden, and that's where most of the activity is said to happen. Some say the moon was brought here, that it didn't originate with Earth, but that it was moved into orbit to serve as a control system, possibly by an ancient race like the Anunnaki, or even something older. The timing of its arrival lines up with major changes in human evolution and consciousness. It's been called an amplifier, a frequency cage, even a consciousness suppressor. There are theories that it's used by factions from Orion, the Grays, and the reptilian species to observe and influence Earth, not through force necessarily, but subtle tech, frequency manipulations, dream distortion, and emotion harvesting. Uh, since we live in a simulation and a living consciousness grid, it may act like a tuning fork, keeping the system in check. There certainly could be benevolent beings using it too. A few remote viewers reported seeing a kind of multi-race council base on the moon watching over Earth but not intervening yet. Not yet. Some say it's been reclaimed by those trying to dissolve the old control systems. NASA's silence makes more sense in this context because if they showed people what's really up there, giant rune towers, craft, and energy signatures, they'd unravel the whole lie about who we are, how long we've been watched, and what's really running this realm. Faking the moon landing is a form of protection. We live under a firmament. It's multiple layers, it's energetic containment. And the government's operation fishbowl, it's a very real thing, was all about trying to find a way to break through the firmament. They shot off a bunch of rockets that curved and were sent back down, most likely into the ocean. And that's exactly what the rocket did on April 1st. It started to curve. And I wonder why. Huh, that's so interesting. And if you look closely when they took off, you'll see a gondola-looking thing coming off the left hand side. And my guess is that's where our brave astronauts were giving each other high fives, making their way to the underground bunker to get suited up, run their lines for the next installment of this low budget, very much non-blockbuster, which should be titled, We Didn't Go to the Moon, suckas. Because we can't go to the moon. So yeah. NASA. Um your attempt at trying to bamboozle people again with the same old motherfucking playbook didn't work. For some it did. Don't get me wrong, for some it did. But for a great many of us, it was laughable. It was uh a comedy. Were you going for a comedy? Because it was fucking funny as hell. Um, I will just say, I just want to point out that um there was some sort of I don't know, um, question and answer thing, you know, with the astronauts since they're back from their moon drive-by. Um and the woman who went is talking to the audience, and she is clearly reciting what is ever whatever is being told to her in her ear. She looks and sounds like a robot. And at one point, something must have gone wrong with whatever was in her ear. She's talking, and then she kind of just stops and looks down and she says, uh-oh. And it's all quiet, it's super uncomfortable. And then all of a sudden she lifts her head and just starts talking again in that robotic way. I I um yeah, I so so there we have it. There we have it, NASA. Thank you so much for that amazing show that you put on. Um, all right, moving on. I wonder if this whole fake moon shit part two has anything to do with the impending alien disclosure slash fake invasion slash possible real invasion. What do you think? I think so. By the way, aliens.gov was officially registered by the government. I think that was like two weeks ago. It's happening, people. We're on the cusp of something. All I'm going to say is this. Discernment needs to be dialed up all the way up. Critical thinking is a must. Stay level-headed and do not give in to fear no matter what. The holograms they are capable of creating look very, very real. I am also gonna say, from my lens, it is also not off the table that the people of the world be offered up in some capacity. You know, some kind of government uh agreement with these entities, you know, the whole help us unite the world through alien invasion, and you get, you know, one million people, take your pick. I know that probably sounds absolutely bonkers nuts, but it is just simply not off the table. Knowing what I know, it's not off the table. You see, these parasites are not only looking to depopulate every chance they get, but are looking for a global event to say, look, we need to unite as one. One world order. It's unclear if that's what COVID was supposed to be or whether that was just a warm-up, you know, a precursor to something else, something bigger. There's a systematic process for them with the conditioning and programming. All right. Moving on. Earlier I referenced all the tax dollars that get funneled to NASA. And you know, I have something that's aligned with that. I want to share a little story about a guy named Joe Bannister. So Joe is a former IRS criminal investigation division special agent, longest title in the world. His job was to track down people who didn't pay their taxes. So one day he heard a woman on a radio talk show explaining how paying income tax is in fact not obligatory. And he was like, nah, girl, it is. And I'm gonna prove you wrong. So he starts digging into the tax code obsessively. And what is his conclusion? That there is no law requiring 97% of Americans to file and pay federal income tax. And that in fact, by filling out a tax return in the first place, that we are essentially creating a contract between ourselves and the IRS that actually gives them the authority to assess the tax we claim to owe. So he puts this out there. He puts it on camera, he even put it in writing and gave it to his IRS supervisors. He also shared it with top executives at an aviation company who, based on his presentation, stopped withholding taxes from employees' paychecks. And the government was like, mm-mm, no, you didn't. We're not gonna let you expose our secrets. They forced his resignation, arrested him in front of his colleagues, and indicted him on felony charges, one count of conspiracy to defraud the U.S., and three counts of assisting in filing false tax returns. I'd say Joe got himself into a real pickle. But here's the thing. The jury acquitted him. No plea deal, there was no technicality, he wasn't deemed insane. The jury just simply agreed that Joe Bannister had committed no crime. So one interpretation of this is why do we have to pay taxes? Question mark. And the government shaking a finger at us saying, Because we said so. Which would be a very unhelpful and unsatisfying answer, I'm just saying. So the jury sat through hours of Joe explaining in detail why the existing code showed that wages were not lawfully taxable income. He took them through it twice, and they agreed with him. And I bet you've never heard of Joe Bannister, and until recently, I hadn't either, even though he has been trying to get this information out to the public for over three decades. I've also discovered he's not the only one. There are other former IRS employees saying some of the same things. Alex Jones covered Joe's story last year after he called the IRS the original deep state operation. Uh Alex Jones is a longtime podcaster for anyone who doesn't know. So I just want to say the following for shits and giggles. Why not? We are taxed up the ass. We are taxed on everything. Earning, spending, saving, investing, owning, selling, inheriting. And the thing is we don't have a say in how the government spends that money. Yet we have to account for every last dime. That is not by accident. And all signs point to some very unsavory, shady ass shit for where that money goes. And my level of comfort with that is straight zero. And my tolerance is less than zero. Well, I hope you I hope you liked my little story about Joe. Um, I feel like just after this episode, I should just I'm gonna go ahead and say the following. I feel like I feel compelled to say this. Uh Entertainment purposes only. Just having a little fun on a podcast. Um, I should probably just close up shop today. I think I'm gonna do that. You good with that? You okay with that? Hopefully I wasn't too much of a downer. I'm just feeling I don't know. I'm feeling some kind of way. But I think even when I feel that way, I think I'm still, you know, good energy and and positive and optimistic. You know, many things can be true at once, right? So hopefully hopefully you felt like I brought some good energy in here today. You know, you just gotta kinda work with what you got for recording. So sometimes sometimes I'm just not happy fucking sunshine. To a degree. To a degree. All right. Well, I'm gonna ground and protect I stand in light, I speak only truth, I'm untouchable in the name of what is real. Till next time.