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The Don & NFL Blanny are back joined by Deputy Dawg Levi Luther. The guys get their feet wet with NFL Tonight kickoff show! give em a listen!They pick division winners & offer up some preseason picks as well as Super Bowl Predictions.
Hello, welcome back here to Top Jeff Grumlin. This is our season two of um our NFL and Top Shelf Grumlin uh podcast and season two of us talking about NFL football. We have here he needs no introduction. He got recognized at Volta the other night. I did, I did. NFL Blandy had a fan that recognized him at Volta. Anyway, then NFL Blandy is here, and we have Deputy Dog uh Mr. Levi Luther here with us joining. He's gonna be joining joining us on the box on this year. What?
SPEAKER_03Shout out.
SPEAKER_01Shout out, yeah. Dynamite dropping in there, Monty. That broadcast school is really paying off. Anyway, so like I said, season two NFL. We got a few things we're gonna talk about tonight. A little warm-up. Little uh warm-up. Soft launches. I don't know why you call it that. A soft launch.
SPEAKER_02Soft launch.
SPEAKER_01This is good this segment, by the way, is gonna be called The NFL Tonight. Okay? I like it. So back in the back in the 70s, 80s, before my time, before I times, but it's a um there used to be a show called The NFL Today, and that was a big thing. It was coming on Sunday mornings or Saturday mornings, I can't remember, but uh we're the NFL tonight, so you know, there we are. NFL tonight. I like it. Let's go. NFL segment. Um we're gonna start out with uh division winners. We're gonna pick each we're gonna pick pick each division winner, and we're gonna pick uh our uh Super Super Bowl picks as well. So anyway, going to the AFC East here, the fur our first division now on in on the NFL Tonight Show, season two. Season two um goes Look, I've got the Bills winning this. Now, y'all have y'all seen their new stadium everybody's bitching about that they they built like two billion dollar uh Could have done a little better. Two be two billion dollar stadium and you know there's a a bunch of obstructed seats. Could you imagine if you spent I mean, hell, how much are NFL I mean uh NFL season tickets now? You spent thousands of dollars on your NFL season tickets and you get up there and you buy a speaker that you have to pick your wife on your on your shoulder for her to see over. I mean, could you imagine? Um anyway, new coach, they show well, they fired uh they they showed they fired Sean McDermott, who I thought was a coach. Pretty good coach. I mean, did he did he land anywhere? I don't think anybody hired him. Not that I know of. They well, a couple years ago, they know they they fired Ken Dorsey. He was off of the coordinator, so kind of he kind of fell on the sword. Then you know how it goes, uh they kind of underperformed the next year or two, then the head coach got fired. But I mean, I don't I still don't understand how do you fire somebody that has gone freaking 12 and 2 every year. I mean, it it's hard to win the playoffs. There's been great, great quarterbacks, like, you know, held damn Reno just to for for uh for starters who never won a Super Bowl. It's hard to win the playoffs. Like to fire him was kind of I don't know, I thought it was weird.
SPEAKER_03They always run to that buttons, you know, a bus all team, Kansas City and stuff.
SPEAKER_01Yeah, I mean they they lost to Patrick Mahomes. Anyway, I think the I'd like the Bills to win this division. The Patriots They've kind of had a weird offseason. Dinah Russini, uh Mike Vrabels can't uh keep his keep his legs closed. Um They got a very, very, very, very tough schedule. I was wanting to bet on them on my win total bets because I won on them last year. They were like seven or eight wins on the win total. Easy money. They won eleven or twelve games. I just couldn't do it. Man, their schedule is very tough. Like I said, weird offseason. I just know something something just They got AJ now though. Yeah, well I did forget about that. Look, the Jets and Dolphins are bad. We're not even we're not even I'm not even gonna talk about these other two teams in this division. It's all about the Bills and Patriots. Um I'm going with the old school. I'm going with the I'm going with the Bills, yeah.
SPEAKER_03I I I'm taking the pass. I like Vabrel. I like AJ going there.
SPEAKER_02I'm gonna agree with uh Levi. I'm gonna take the Patriots on this one.
SPEAKER_03I just like Vabrel as a coach. He'll get them boys right.
SPEAKER_01I like Rabel. I'm high on Vrabel. The Titans were idiots were firing him. Yeah. Great coach.
SPEAKER_03AJ.
SPEAKER_01I mean the only reason they that really the reason they fired him was the AJ Brown because he Rabel rightfully so got pissed when they traded AJ because he was like, I wanted to keep him, but you know, if we're gonna trade him, like let's get some. They didn't get shit for it.
SPEAKER_03That cold weather, the physicality, they're gonna be good. They're gonna be all right.
SPEAKER_01Well, okay. I'm writing this down. Who picked who? Um, and we gotta figure out on our pick'em, like not this one, but like our weekly pick'em. We gotta have like a prize for somebody or the losers got a shape hair and mustache on something.
SPEAKER_02A steak dinner or something. Yeah, yeah.
SPEAKER_01Loser got a cook steaks, you know. Yeah. Or fur, whatever. Um we'll figure out a long season, long season, ladies and gentlemen. Um the AFC here. Go let's go to the AFC Norse division as uh uh boomer. Uh Chris Barman used to call it. By the way, did y'all see the video of Chris Behrman, aka Boomer? His pants? He has no ass. I'm wanting to be talking about somebody having no ass. This guy literally he's he shits out of a hole the size of a uh a tin nickel, man. I don't know. He has like it's like back. There's no nothing.
SPEAKER_02Yeah, well, I think Joe Burrow and them are gonna do really good this year. And um I'm gonna I think the Beagles.
SPEAKER_01But it's Burrow healthy though. I'm a Burrow fan. I'm not necessarily a Burrow fan. Like I bel I I know he's a good quarterback, is a good quarterback. The last three or four years. He's not played enough. He's not he's I mean, come on.
SPEAKER_02Well, what about the other quarterbacks in that division?
SPEAKER_01And they signed a bunch of they signed a bunch of offensive linemen. Oh no, I'm coming back to that. They signed, they they got his old line better, but he it's always like freak stuff with him, and his defense was terrible there a couple years. Um But you're right, I mean, you got uh the Browns, they're bad. They got Shadura Sanders gonna start. Um what about that contract they gave Deshaun Watson? I mean, and look, I would have given it to him too. He was awesome. Yeah. Um Pittsburgh, you got uh Aaron Rodgers back for one more ride. And Ravens, you got another kind of injury-prone quarterback, um Lamar. I mean this is a toss-up division here. I ended up picking the Ravens. Ravens have a new coach, too. Uh they can't leave they fired Harbaugh what they did.
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SPEAKER_01So what do y'all think? Who do y'all think?
SPEAKER_03I'm taking the Ravens, the run game.
SPEAKER_01Y'all they have any more thoughts on this?
SPEAKER_03They got Trey Hendricks, they're gonna be good. That defensive line's gonna be good.
SPEAKER_01So you're taking who, Levi?
SPEAKER_03The Ravens. I think Lamar and Lamar and King Henry and all of them.
SPEAKER_01Yeah. But you got Bengals.
SPEAKER_03I think you have a bounce back, Mark Andrews, too. I think he has a better year than what he's had.
SPEAKER_01I'm not a like you said, talk about talk talk about a toss-up division. This is it. They're all toss-up divisions. I mean, well, especially this one, because we have so many. Look, look at look how many question marks I've got written down right there. I mean, and look, this.
SPEAKER_02Your page is nothing but question marks.
SPEAKER_01This is a this is a put up or shut up year for Lamar Jackson. He got the phone, he got the coach fired, put the blame on everybody else. It's your time to do it, you know. They hire some young whippersnapper.
SPEAKER_03I think Pittsburgh would be a lot better with uh McCarthy. I thought they're gonna be.
SPEAKER_01I always thought that Aaron Rodgers had a tumultuous or however you say that word, relationship with Mike McCarthy. He kind of Aaron, I thought, kind of got McCarthy ran out of Green Bay. Evidently that was not the case because Aaron was like, yeah, he was finna retire. He's like, well, I got McCarthy. And it may have been a familiarity type deal, I don't know. Or he may he or maybe Aaron didn't realize what he had until it was gone. You know, Mike Tomlins, a defensive coach, and he was was with the Jets. I mean, um we watched tonight play, by the way. Me and NFL Bland he lost a bet on our first bet of the year.
SPEAKER_03J T S, Jets, Jets, Jets. They threw a pick six.
SPEAKER_01They were up ten to nothing earlier in the game and threw a pick six and it was kind of over with after that. Yeah.
SPEAKER_02But um That's preseason for you.
SPEAKER_01This game right here, when this we knew what this is. This um this division right here is also kind of a toss-up.
SPEAKER_02I mean they're all toss-ups. Um I think this is a good one.
SPEAKER_01I mean, no m c McCarthy's from Pittsburgh. So that's kind of why he got the job. Look, he he's uh he was a he I'm a Cowboys fan, breaking news. He was our and I always liked him. He's uh our offenses were great when he was there. I mean, to be honest with you. Levi's a Cowboys fan, too. And just for reference, this is a we got an Anks fan in between us. But um like I said, Ravens. I don't know. This is And look, the la NFL has these years. Some years are like what I call good years, the games are entertaining and stuff like that. The past couple years they've been pretty good. Now we have some years where like it's just not a good year. Like there's a bunch of penalties and bad quarterback play, but I feel like the past few years it's been I think it's the Ravens division to lose. Me too.
SPEAKER_02We say that every year, I feel like.
SPEAKER_01Well, they won the division several times. They just kind of you know. Yeah. To me it's Joe I I can't actually kinda want to re uh disregard what I said. To me, if Burrow's healthy, they're gonna win the division.
SPEAKER_03I don't know, their defense.
SPEAKER_01Well, they have upgraded it. I mean, but still, it was awful, so I don't know. Anyway, we all on the Ravens besides Blanny. Well, I say all of us. Me and Levi and Bannies on the uh Bingo Blanny, I guess. Yep. Anyway, still the AFC, uh, go to the AFC South. This is this.
SPEAKER_02Remember what I said last year? I said this is the worst division of football.
SPEAKER_01I did I talked to this off camera. Oh, well, you should you should, because it is. Um I said this off camera earlier. I did not know, I thought they still had Malik Willis, the Titans. Negative. I did not know this. And I'm like follow football. I don't understand. Dolphins, right? Mm-hmm. Yeah, yeah. I mean, so who's the Titans quarterback?
SPEAKER_03Cam Ward, number one pick.
SPEAKER_01Why am I I had them mixed up? Cam Ward. Don't call me NFL Danny. Um but I always thought uh Malik has a chance, but he looked pretty good tonight, but the Titans are bad. I mean, you know. And I looked at the I look I looked at every NFL team's schedule of the night and I was picking these wins and losses. They have a brutal schedule as well. Two or three wins maybe.
SPEAKER_03I think you give them a couple years though, because ain't it ain't Robert Salah and uh Dayball there? Yeah, see, I always liked the Titans because You give them a couple seasons, they got they got a chance to be good with them case.
SPEAKER_01I went to I went to the Memphis. They whenever the Titan well excuse me, whenever the Oilers, the Houston Oilers move to Nashville, there's a year in limbo, they were like the the stadium in Nashville wasn't ready yet. So and they were like, well, let's play one more year in Houston. He was like, no, get y'all even get the F out. And uh so they had they played the Titan the Titans played one year in one year in Memphis. My grandparents took me to the game. It was about this time of year, hot as hell. They played the Bengals. I went and looked it up the other day. Both teams won like two games, four games, two games each, four or five games combined the whole year. Steve Nair was like a rookie.
SPEAKER_02So you're finna watch them play in a new stadium.
SPEAKER_01Yeah, third, the third stadium.
SPEAKER_02Yeah, you're old as shit.
SPEAKER_01Four actually, excuse me. Count Houston, there'll be four stadiums.
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SPEAKER_01They played Houston, Memphis, when they first moved to Nashville, and then this new one. I'm four stadiums deep in the Titans. Damn. I'm not 40 yet, by God. But uh But the surproducer is anyway straight, sir producer. He said he's pointing to us, though, so I thought we have it. Um the Colts. See, the Colts are pretty good last year till Jones got hurt. Dan Jones got hurt. Um He was the MVP. I mean, he was the MVP of the league till he got hurt last year. He really was. Jonathan Taylor running that ball. Um see the Jack, I kind of picked him to be shitty, but I got to look at the more stuff, and people are they're kind of the sexy surprise team.
SPEAKER_03The Jags could be good.
SPEAKER_01And look, Trevor Lawrence, I never was high on him because that he came out the same class as uh in high school as Matt Carral did. And they were 1-2 in that class. And I just always thought I thought Matt Corral was better than Trevor Lawrence. I always thought he was in high school, his highlights were better, and I always thought he was better in college. But everything I was wrong about that. Matt Carral's also better. He's also only like six foot tall. Yeah, that's it. We had him listened as like six, two or three at Old May as he was not that and he's and he's and he's a head case.
SPEAKER_03Um I think the Jags gonna have a good receiving core. I like the receivers.
SPEAKER_01Travis uh Hunter's a good player. Yeah. But I I looked at the top five pick. I just I just can't understand. He's a 15-year NFL cornerback. I just can't couldn't understand why they were gonna pay him or draft him top five and play cornerback. I just in today's NFL is the top is a lockdown corner worth a top 20 draft pick? I just don't think it is.
SPEAKER_02But I just don't see I just don't see for sure.
SPEAKER_03I just don't see the Jets being a good one. I think he needs to pick a position and just practice.
SPEAKER_01He's not playing receiver anymore. No, I'm not sure there's gonna be times that Dion, I was a D huge Dion fan, still am. I love when he came in for the Cowboys and played receiver, but he you can't you just can't in NFL you can't do both. You just can't. It's uh it's hard. I mean it's hard. Like I said, if you're down by eight points and there's a minute left, there's you got no timeouts, yeah, you go in the game.
SPEAKER_03I mean Yeah, certain situations.
SPEAKER_01Right, but not just can't. And you got okay, that moving on to the Houston Texans. By the way, by the way, this is their I think their twenty-fifth year in the league. And I remember they were like an expansion team, and it's funny they played the very first game the Texas ever played uh regular season was against the Cowboys. Monday night football, the Cowboys had to play them in Houston, first ever game, and it was we were not very good.
SPEAKER_03They beat Dallas, didn't they?
SPEAKER_01We had Quincy Carter, I think, was our quarterback, and Chan, not Chan Gailey, but uh Dave Campo was the coach of the Cowboys. Houston won. Dallas also go. Yep. They they beat us handily as an expansion team. It was bad. But it's tough. I got um I got that speaking I see why I have winning the division is Houston. This is Stroud kind of had a sophomore slump, if you will, last year. You know, he came in, was like, oh my god, CJ Stroud. And then last year. He didn't play bad, he just kind of wasn't.
SPEAKER_03Had some injuries last year, though. You gotta get Tank Dale back, Nico Collins.
SPEAKER_01He had D'Amico Rhines has had a great defense.
SPEAKER_03I like D'Amico Rhines, he's a good coach.
SPEAKER_01And uh he They're gonna be good. That's what I'm putting. Their defense is so good, they're gonna win a bunch of games.
SPEAKER_03Yeah, their defense is gonna keep them in that but it's also talking about me being old.
SPEAKER_01Uh D'Amico Rhines, I remember he played at Bama and was a salty as hell, and the pros. And anyway, what were you saying?
SPEAKER_03Uh I think this div I mean, I think there's three, that's a three-divid team recipe. Another toss-up? Yeah, another toss-up, but I think Houston Houston.
SPEAKER_01I got Houston. Playing.
SPEAKER_02I'm going with the Colts. I mean, I that's I agree with that pick. We're going to safe pick uh Michael Pittman, Jonathan Taylor, Hale Jones. They can get it going. The defense, if they can get it going as well. I don't I don't trust CJ Stroud. I like Trevor Lawrence a lot. Well, see, I think I trust Stroud, but I don't anymore. That makes sense. I'll put Jacksonville second, though. It's gonna be a good year too.
SPEAKER_03That's gonna be a good division. Good division race.
SPEAKER_01Um It's gonna be a bad, good division. Our next uh our next last AFC team, or AFC division. Um I got ready to I was like ready to pick against the Broncos. I was like, that's crazy.
SPEAKER_02That's crazy as going picking against the Broncos. It's usually picking against the Chiefs.
SPEAKER_01Well, and I look like the Broncos are not gonna but they're gonna have a setback this year. No, their their schedule is like favorable favorable as hell. Like they're gonna they're they can sleepwalk ten games.
SPEAKER_03Good defense.
SPEAKER_01Great defense. Sean Payton. I'm still not sold on Bonecks. Oh yeah. I'm not sure. What kind of injury did he have last year? I just when he got hurt, was it the last guy? Was it the wild card weekend or the last? I don't know, some kind of something. It wasn't nothing serious.
SPEAKER_03Okay. So he'll be fine coming back.
SPEAKER_01It's like an ankle or a collarbone. I can't even remember what it was now. But um I'm a Sean, like I said, I got wrote down a Sean Payton. I'm a Sean Payton believer. Uh just they're gonna be good. They're gonna be good, or they're just I don't know. Like I said, their schedule's so easy, they're gonna have no choice but to be good. Um Kansas City, who I, by the way, in break uh breaking news, I'm picking to win this division. Um I just kinda got a feeling about the you know they had talking about injuries, they had some injuries last year. Mahomes got banged up, they were they were they were just kind of piecing it together.
SPEAKER_02Yeah. Um The Raiders. They got Kenneth Walker, too. Chiefs did get Kenneth Walker. Yeah. That helped the road.
SPEAKER_01Um The Raiders, I got this kind of my surprise team. I was gonna pick them and win like a borderline playoff team, but they they got a brutal schedule. Uh I think Fernando Mendoza just got I don't know what I just I don't think he's gonna start.
SPEAKER_02No, they got I don't know when Mendoza will see Mendoza. It might be like week nine or ten.
SPEAKER_01Well, it kind of depends on Kirco.
SPEAKER_02I would imagine.
SPEAKER_01You know, Kirk Cousins, he's he's uh He did pretty good last night. He's trying to show he's like I still got a fight left. You know, he tried to fight Max Crosby. Yeah. I mean, what an idiot. Crosby's gonna be gone. Huh?
SPEAKER_02I said for who Crosby.
SPEAKER_01Yeah. Don't fuck with Kirk Cousins. Yeah.
SPEAKER_03You like that? You like that.
SPEAKER_01Um The Chargers. Tough schedule. Uh Justin Herbert, I kind of always defended him, but he had the woman on the field with him playing with his hair.
SPEAKER_02I just can't imagine getting the boy from Ole Miss did that too.
SPEAKER_01She wasn't out there. Sitting on the ground with him playing with his hair.
SPEAKER_02No hair to play with.
SPEAKER_03Well that's Justin Herbert does. That's my division winners, the Chargers. The Chargers. I believe in Harbaugh. I think I do too. I think Herbert, if the offensive line stays healthy, that might be the best offensive line in football.
SPEAKER_02I'm going Denver in a landslide. In the landslide. Oh yeah.
SPEAKER_03I think Brendan Thompson opens up the offense for the Chargers.
SPEAKER_02There's too many question marks at other teams and spots and what they have going on. I think Denver actually has to be a big thing. That being a believer in bow necks, huh?
SPEAKER_03I mean Chargers or Denver. Kansas City third. Third? Yeah.
SPEAKER_02Make a note of that, too.
SPEAKER_03Chargers. Chargers or Denver 1-2, and then Chiefs third.
SPEAKER_01Alright. Also making a note. My A can pass. Okay. Now we move to the NFC. The NFC East Division. Dallas, of course, like I said, breaking news. I'm a Dallas fan, lifelong Dallas fan of the TV. Our schedule sets up pretty good. We got a pretty favorable schedule. We're good on offense. Stay healthy. Everything's good on offense.
SPEAKER_03Gotta stay healthy.
SPEAKER_01Well, to me, our question is can our if our defense can be any better. I'm not so sure it is. I think it is gonna be a little bit better, but is it gonna be better enough than what it was last year?
SPEAKER_03Top 15 defense.
SPEAKER_01We have a top 15 defense with no injuries. Go ahead and call the preacher.
SPEAKER_03That's what I think I think is the year people can get say what they want.
SPEAKER_01I'm thinking of the win the division. Division right now. Man, Levi. Stay heading. Breaking in. We sweep.
SPEAKER_03Stay stay headed. You are too bland. I am.
SPEAKER_01We finally got a clean spot. I don't want to do it.
SPEAKER_03I don't believe in Jalen Hurts.
SPEAKER_01Well, see, I don't believe in it. I just got a feeling stuff's about to go south in the Philly. I don't know why I think that. Yep. See the Redskins, Jaden Daniels, worried about his old college schools. He had a good sophomore slump. Another sophomore slump.
SPEAKER_03Stephon Diggs is gonna help.
SPEAKER_01If he could stay healthy, it'll be good, but can he stay healthy? He's so small, man.
SPEAKER_03Stephon Diggs is gonna help.
SPEAKER_02Well I I I hope the Giants are great.
SPEAKER_01Well, see, I think I wouldn't be surprised if he told me any one of these four teams wants to visit. Yeah.
SPEAKER_02The Just Wars was saying that's I'm a Dart believer.
SPEAKER_01I'm not just saying that because he played all Maz. He looked, man, he was good last year.
SPEAKER_02What up? He's gotta stay healthy.
SPEAKER_01And he had to be smarter and slide if it got he can't do that. And look, you got Harbaugh.
SPEAKER_03Yeah, Harbaugh's gonna be a good thing.
SPEAKER_01He's a freaking great coach. I mean.
SPEAKER_03And I ain't gonna lie, Dart's better than what I thought he was gonna be.
SPEAKER_01He's better than I thought he had a chance. He's better than what I thought he was gonna be. I thought he had a chance to be good. A puncture's chance to be a good pro.
SPEAKER_03Did he come in there last he was he's a fits New York?
SPEAKER_01I mean the jury's definitely still out.
SPEAKER_02He's gotta keep proving it, but he he because you just talked about sophomore slumps about rookie year.
SPEAKER_03Well rookie year coach gets fired.
SPEAKER_01I think the third year would be his sophomore slump because he didn't really get it.
SPEAKER_03He just kind of got a number one receiver gets hurt and he still played really good.
SPEAKER_01Yeah, he had a bunch like the tight end too got hurt, I think. Um anyway, that's gonna be it.
SPEAKER_03Uh the the commander's coach. What's it? I can't remember. Um was that Dallas?
SPEAKER_01Yeah, he's a defensive coordinator. Don Quinn.
SPEAKER_03Dan Quinn, I like him as a coach. He was the Falcons coach. He was he's a good coach, too, so that you anybody can win that division, I think, but I think it's Dallas. That's why I'm putting banking on.
SPEAKER_01Clean our first clean suite. Um NFC North.
SPEAKER_03Oh, Dak MVP, too. I'm gonna throw that out there, Dak for MVP.
SPEAKER_01I'm shocked. I'm shocked you say that. But I uh look, he's like And I think third he's like third or fourth in the eye. He's gonna out there throw like 45.
SPEAKER_03And I really I people can say what they want. I really think Jerry finds a way to sign Pickens long term. It's gonna happen. Somebody's gonna take this money.
SPEAKER_01I would shit a gold turd if we got Max Crosby.
SPEAKER_02No chair for deck now. That's crazy.
SPEAKER_01I like that, man. I've always liked I've been critical of him. I've never, you know.
SPEAKER_02Well, there was a window like where I'd kind of stats don't lie, though.
SPEAKER_01To me, his last I know the playoff wins hadn't been there.
SPEAKER_03There's a lot of quarterbacks that don't have playoffs wins.
SPEAKER_01I said that earlier. To me, what Dak has done just just the last two years, his kind of his longevity, it did it for me. Is I'm I'm uh my hat's in the ring on Dak. Now, will I be critical of him and call him out when he F's up? Yes. Okay, moving along. Go Cowboys, by the way. Go, you Dallas, Cowboys, go Stampede! Um the NFC North. Um The Vikings, I'm gonna try to start at the bottom here. The Vikings, great proof they have a great roster. No quarterback. Well, they got Cyler Murray. And so that they everybody was saying that was going to be like a good, a good quarterback controversy. Murray or uh J.J.
SPEAKER_03McCarthy.
SPEAKER_01McCarthy. McCarthy don't have it. He was a check down Charlie in college. I mean, he wasn't act all tough and shit. I mean, get out. Oh, that's too early to tell on that. Now, look, he can still bounce back and have a decent career. Good career. A good career. Obviously. But they already they didn't even make it.
SPEAKER_03JJ McCarthy's gonna be Chase Daniels too.
SPEAKER_01They didn't even make it through one NFL. They didn't make it one through through one preseason game before they even made Mert Carter the starter, though. That was surprising to me. I was like, let's go let it go through the whole preseason, though. They went ahead and called it.
SPEAKER_02Well that could be a media thing as well.
SPEAKER_01Well, I don't think it is. You don't do that, though. You don't you don't say that. And look, McCarthy, I saw his press. I saw his press conference. Yeah. I saw his press conference. He he had he he handled it great. Like he didn't say this is, you know, he was like, you know. McCarthy McCarthy handled it like a pro. He did. But they've already named Kyler the starter. Look, Kyler still has a chance to. He's also can have a second act. He was in Arizona. Nobody could have won with that team. I mean, I wouldn't be surprised to see him uh do good, to be honest with you. I'm not picking him to do good this year, but I mean he's got talent. I know he he's that tall, but I mean, my goodness.
SPEAKER_03Just toss it up to Jeddah, he's down there somewhere.
SPEAKER_01Yeah.
SPEAKER_03Just get them get in the ball.
SPEAKER_01Okay, Green Bay Packers. They've been great in the regular season. They've got to take the next step in the postseason. You got the Lions. A lot of people also say who they have the best roster in football. They had a crap load of injuries last year. I like Dan Campbell. Dan Campbell's a good one. Caleb Williams has lost 15 pounds. He's in great shape. He's laugh. He can paint his fingernails. Y'all can laugh as long you want to. He's good. They're your division winner. The Chicago Bears are your division winner.
SPEAKER_03I think it's between the Bears and the Lions. I'm taking the Bears too, I guess.
SPEAKER_02Well, NFL Blandy, who you got? I'm going to take the Lions. I think we can get three playoff teams from this division.
SPEAKER_01Can you get four from the same division? That's going to happen one of these days.
SPEAKER_02I don't think you can.
SPEAKER_01With a wild card, you could.
SPEAKER_03I don't think the Packers make the playoffs.
SPEAKER_02Bold prediction? How does that work?
SPEAKER_03Not if the Lions and the Not if the Lions and the Bears make the playoffs.
SPEAKER_01Oh yeah, because that's happened, I'm pretty sure. This would be the new.
SPEAKER_03I think the Lions are better than the Packers. Especially with Parsons missing the first four or five games, six.
SPEAKER_01Well, it's so hard to tell because the Lions had so many injuries last year. Of course they have the Packers did too, really. I like Dan Campbell. I trust him too, I think.
SPEAKER_02Slowly just.
SPEAKER_01See, no, they're their offensive court, Ben Johnson. You know, that's where he was at. Oh, yeah. They went then went to the Bears. See, I think he's a good coach. Go Bears. I've always kind of had a soft spot for the Bears. I don't know. I do not know why. I think it's their uniforms. I've always liked them. By the way, I'm going to make a I want to make a eat. I want to eat my underwear bet. There's been a lot of a lot of rumblings and people saying that the that the bears are going to move out of Chicago and to Indiana. I will eat my underwear if the bears move to Indiana. Okay?
SPEAKER_03Bold statement there, Cotton.
SPEAKER_01Write it down. The Donald will eat his underwear.
SPEAKER_02You're saying it. Video proof. This is not A.
SPEAKER_01Yeah. I never said that. I said it. Okay. We got one more division here. Probably the worst division of the round. I played the I say the worst for last year. They don't say that. You know it is. That's my boys. The Panthers. They were kind of a surprised team last year. They came off at the end of the year and they played who they played in the first round. They gave them a damn all they wanted, too. Oh gosh.
SPEAKER_03We watched it over here.
SPEAKER_01No, they were they snuck in like eight and eight or nine and seven or something.
SPEAKER_03They would have played the number one seed, wouldn't they? Probably.
SPEAKER_01I don't think it was the Seahawks, though. Whoever it was, they gave them a good game. Anyway, I think um Bryce Young's a good quarterback. Small though. Yeah, it's terrible. He actually played pretty good last year. Anyway, the Falcons, Penix, no. And I was kind of high on him coming out of college. I was kind of I was I was wrong.
SPEAKER_03If Tua can stay healthy, Atlanta could be okay. They got weapons.
SPEAKER_01They do have weapons, that's what I was gonna say.
SPEAKER_02But they're one of them teams that just got weapons.
SPEAKER_01If Tua can just get on the weapons, yeah, they got some speed on the outside. I see what you're saying.
SPEAKER_02They don't. Oh, Bijan. Yeah. 23 yard run. Jake London's pretty good.
SPEAKER_01And then they go down. The next three points. I didn't write that down to begin with for some reason. Blandy, Saint Shell, Go Saints, Killing Moore. My boy Shuck. What do you thought? Give you the 40, Blanny. What's your saying? The Saints kind of surprised people last year, too.
SPEAKER_02Well yeah, they they they turned it on. Kellen Moore, I think, is uh I always like Kellen Moore. He's the coordinator at Dallas. I always like it. Yeah, I think he's gonna have them clicking and uh giving Saints that division on the city. Saints division, okay.
SPEAKER_03I like the Saints adding uh Travis Etienne. Him and Alvin Kamara is gonna be a really good one-two punch at running back.
SPEAKER_02Kyle Shooked me. He's gonna Yeah.
SPEAKER_01I've also also picked the um Saints doing that division. That's my fantasy football name.
SPEAKER_02Kyler Shooked Me.
SPEAKER_03I think I'm taking the Bucks. Taking the Bucks to win the division.
SPEAKER_01Well see that's kind of what I've the Bucks have a very I look at their schedule. That's who I wanted to pick.
SPEAKER_03I like Baker.
SPEAKER_01I like Baker too. Their schedule is brutal, the Bucks schedule is. Like it's freaking brutal.
SPEAKER_02Well they are they play the same schedule.
SPEAKER_01Not the exact same. No, it's different. 100%.
SPEAKER_03Not the same division. That division will be the same, but. Yes. They play the same.
SPEAKER_01Yeah, but ASC North.
SPEAKER_02I mean a tough schedule. They're the same teams. Not confirmed. 100%.
unknownRunning, running, bullshit orange.
SPEAKER_02Tyler Shook for MV.
SPEAKER_01Anyway, I'm saints on that one. So is Banny. Levi is um Bucks.
SPEAKER_03It's gonna be hard for the Bucks without Mike Evans, but I do think they find a way to pull it off.
SPEAKER_02That's crazy, ain't it?
SPEAKER_03I can't believe they got rid of it.
SPEAKER_02That's crazy.
SPEAKER_03Hall of Famer, Mike Evans.
SPEAKER_02Hall of Famer. Build the statue.
SPEAKER_03Honestly, should be first ballot, probably.
SPEAKER_01Him and everybody knew he was good at AM, but everybody kind of said that he was Manzell was that. No, it was Mike Evans, was that.
SPEAKER_03I mean Manzel Manzel was that man in college.
SPEAKER_01Oh he was.
SPEAKER_02Mans Evans had the longevity though. That's what got him.
SPEAKER_01Well, he had a head on his shoulders. Baker's just stupid.
SPEAKER_02He didn't even say he was. I'm saying like Mike Evans, his body was able to do it. I don't know whether Manzell had the way I was wrong.
SPEAKER_01We have one more division left. I said that was the last one. I forgot we had one more left. Which one? The uh NFC West. Took up division. The Rams, um They were good last year. They uh kind of let it get away from 'em. They got Aaron Donald, who's already banged up with swollen knee.
SPEAKER_03Miles Garrett.
SPEAKER_01Miles Garrett, I got the swole knee, excuse me. Um something just feels off. I don't I don't like it.
SPEAKER_03There's too much already hot.
SPEAKER_01And I I like all of them. I like McVeigh, I like uh Stafford, you know. Stafford's my age. He can't he actually graduate, he's a year older than me, actually, and he's still doing it. Got gray on his beard, but keep your cap.
SPEAKER_03Slinging the pool.
SPEAKER_01Still slinging the shit out of the pill. Um 49ers, they take a big step back. They're just uh they're their team's getting older. Uh very tough schedule. Brock Purdy, I just yeah, I'm just I'm out on the Niners this year. Yeah. They won 12 games last year, but um Seahawks, they're good again, you know.
SPEAKER_03Losing Kenneth Walker's gonna be good.
SPEAKER_01The Cardinals are on the clock. They're the worst team in football. They're starting Jacob. They're starting to show about that. I'm not sure about that.
SPEAKER_03I think Carson Beck's gonna be good.
SPEAKER_02Jeremiah Love?
SPEAKER_03Jeremiah Love and Carson Beck by week. Uh week five, them two are gonna take over. I ain't sold on him either.
SPEAKER_01Who's worse? Who's the worst worse than them? They're starting Jacoby Brissett. That's their Titans Magic. I'm not saying the Titans might, but I'm not saying he's like that garbage, but that's your. Tim Tebow won a playoff game.
SPEAKER_03Tow Magic. I think Carson Bates gonna be okay. I think he'll be the starter for too long. By week two.
SPEAKER_01Week four. They were talking about it on Super Top. I don't know about that.
SPEAKER_02I'm not sure about that. Um I'm picking it I think it's Brissett's team. I'm picking the uh sleeping on Arizona.
SPEAKER_01I'm talking the Seahawks, taking the Seahawks. I'm not I'm not sleeping on them. Blandy's surprise team is Arizona.
SPEAKER_02Yeah, yeah, yeah. Put that down for my sleeper team. But uh that division I'm gonna take uh I'm gonna take the Seahawks.
SPEAKER_01You're taking the Seahawks? Me too, that's what I took.
SPEAKER_03Yeah. Give me uh give me the Seahawks too.
SPEAKER_01Another clean, well, only two, only two clean and sweet. That's good. Okay. And well, that's all for our uh division winners. Let's um we got we're doing what's our Super Bowl winners. Super Bowl winners. Um I'm picking my Super Bowl is the Bears versus the Chiefs with the Chiefs winning the Super Bowl. That's my terrible that's my Super Bowl winner. Levi, Blainey, way uh kind of on the spot with this one, do I? The Saints?
SPEAKER_02No. Well we'll get those Saints in there. But I'm gonna give No, I couldn't do it. Uh Cowboys versus the Broncos. Give me the Cowboys. Deck Dak wins his Super Bowl.
SPEAKER_03I dig it. I'll be down for that.
SPEAKER_02Have no.
SPEAKER_01I don't wonder you got Dallas cut down for you who's an AFC team. Dak's not winning the Super Bowl this year. Listen.
SPEAKER_03Who do we have in the AFC? Listen, who do we have making the playoffs?
SPEAKER_01Everybody. Denver. The Bills, Patriots. Hurry up.
SPEAKER_03Let's see. Give me let me get Dallas. I can I can see Dallas and Kansas City.
SPEAKER_01I like it. Two old school teams. Who's winning?
SPEAKER_02Dallas. Copycat. Almost. Who'd you do?
SPEAKER_01Who'd you do? Bears, cheese. Cheese. Dude, the team, the Bears are finna be. Okay, here's my surprise team for the year. The Saints are gonna be good. The Raiders are gonna be good. Dallas is gonna be good. The Eagles and the 49ers are both gonna be bad. That's the Don surprises. Five surprises from the Don. Saints good, Raiders good, Dallas good, Eagles, Niners.
SPEAKER_02I don't see the Eagles being bad.
SPEAKER_01I don't know. Something I just got a feeling I don't know. What do you classify as bad, though?
SPEAKER_02Like, I mean, obviously I guess missing playoffs.
SPEAKER_01Missing the playoffs. Or go on eight and eight. No, that's not necessarily bad. I think I want to change my subject.
SPEAKER_02Or like do bad?
SPEAKER_01If they go eight and eight and go out in the first round, yeah, I'm taking Dallas and the Ravens in the Super Bowl.
SPEAKER_03Dallas over Baseball. Oh, we gotta change here. Dallas over Baltimore. I've been thinking it over.
SPEAKER_01Ravens gonna win or Dallas?
SPEAKER_03Dallas is gonna win. Dallas over Baltimore.
SPEAKER_02Well the Bills are going the Bills will be the team that falls off this year.
SPEAKER_01I can see it. I can see it, excuse me. I was like down the floor when I said that.
SPEAKER_03I couldn't say uh I couldn't say Kansas City in the Super Bowl and had them pick third in the division. So I had to rethink that.
SPEAKER_01Okay, I've got some um I got some NFL season win totals. I've already done this on one pod. Um I'm I bet on these, I went six and one on these last year on my preseason bets. I'm going under four and a half wins for the Cardinals. I look at their schedule. I've got them one or two wins at the most. Um I've got the Falcons. I also bet they're under last year. Under seven and a half wins. I've got them at three or four wins at the most. Um Bears, who I've got I've told you I'm high on. Over nine wins. I just feel it. Go Bears.
SPEAKER_03I can see that.
SPEAKER_01Um The Packers, I won on them last year as well. I'm going over nine and a half wins for them. Look, the the problem with Green Bay has not been their regular season, it's been the playoffs. This is their regular season bet.
SPEAKER_03I just don't trust their skill players. I mean, who do they have?
SPEAKER_01Well, I mean, they won, what, 11 or 12 last year?
SPEAKER_03Yeah, but Bears are gonna be better, lines are gonna be healthier.
SPEAKER_02I agree with 17 wide receivers. Yeah, I mean, um they all got the fluffy helmets.
SPEAKER_01I'm going over seven, the Giants. I'll give the. Who's Green Bay's running back? Oh, the same guy, Jacobs.
SPEAKER_03Jacobs, he's okay. Yeah, he's pretty good.
SPEAKER_01Oh, I got the Giants winning ten. I got them winning ten games. And they're over and under seven and a half. I got the Giants winning ten. You got I think they played them 20 games now.
SPEAKER_0317, yeah.
SPEAKER_01You know what I'm saying? That's close. I mean, I got them going ten. So that that's my NFL season win total. I guess I went seven.
SPEAKER_02You got the Giants going ten and seven. Yep.
unknownDallas.
SPEAKER_03Dallas at least twelve.
SPEAKER_02That's barely over ten and seven, ain't it? So so so but you got you got the Cowboys winning the division, right?
SPEAKER_03Giants fan and seven.
SPEAKER_01Yeah, the cowboys gonna win twelve.
unknownOh my goodness.
SPEAKER_02So the Eagles. You're backing on the Eagles and the Commanders is being total crap.
unknownNo.
SPEAKER_03No, they can't. That whole division could be good.
SPEAKER_01They could still be all fine. Seven, eight, nine, ten wins. I mean, that would be terrible if you're saying the Cowboys. The margin between seven wins and ten wins is razor freaking things. That division, they could I mean that that's my that's those are my picks.
SPEAKER_03I mean, Harbaugh is Harbaugh the best coach in that division?
SPEAKER_01Yeah. You can make a case for being a Johnson. He's only been there for a year.
SPEAKER_03No, I'm talking about the NFC East. Harbaugh.
SPEAKER_01Oh, I thought he was talking about the my bad.
SPEAKER_03I mean, he might be the best of coach in the NFC whole NFC.
SPEAKER_01Yeah, he might be.
SPEAKER_03I mean, so I mean the coach makes a big difference.
SPEAKER_01That's what I'm saying.
SPEAKER_03That team was good last year and they fired their coach.
SPEAKER_01How many games did the Giants win last year with nobody that everybody was injured? They still won like six games last year, right?
SPEAKER_03Brian Schottheiner, coach of the year.
SPEAKER_01Another bowl pick. Those are my NFL win total picks. I like the Cardinals under four and a half wins, Falcons under seven and a half wins, Bears over nine wins, Packers over nine and a half wins, and the Giants over seven and a half wins.
SPEAKER_03The Giants will get over seven. If they stay healthy. When's neighbors gonna be?
SPEAKER_01How many times we said earlier is neighbors gonna be healthy to find the three? They had pretty bad injury problems. So the Giants going by like five and twelve. They're better than that. That's what they went last year. They're better than that. They're better than that. That was their record last year with everybody on uh injured.
SPEAKER_03Didn't is is neighbors gonna be healthy to start the year?
SPEAKER_01I don't even know.
SPEAKER_03If he is, they're gonna be okay. They'll be good.
SPEAKER_01What about Scatterboy?
SPEAKER_03If they're healthy, if they just get healthy, just watch. That's who scares me the most in the division for Divels.
SPEAKER_01Alright, guys, that's about all we got tonight. Uh y'all got any well, y'all got any more ramblings, NFL ramblings or anything? Um look forward to our we're we're in the talks with having a lot a live show uh every Thursday night. This is when the NFL segment will be. Is it on that live show? I also would like to announce on Monday night, Stingray, the great Steven Stingray, will be joining the show with me. And um every Monday night, me and him are gonna sit down for about an hour. And boy, it's gonna be when people open their phone and see.
SPEAKER_02Where can we find that?
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SPEAKER_03Twinsies.
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