The Bleating On Black Ridge | Ghost & Ghouls Ep 22 | Season 1

When they went for a camping trip. These four friends never thought they would meet a nightmare in the flesh.... 

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SPEAKER_03 0:00

Welcome to the Ghost and Ghouls podcast. I'm your host, Tyler, and with me I have the main conductor of the Paranormal Fornication Station, my co-host Anthony. The what? The main conductor of the paranormal fornication station. Okay. Sure. So you're like the main conductor out of the fictional fornication. It's like a bang train.

SPEAKER_00 0:24

Oh. I didn't know what to do. But for ghosts.

SPEAKER_03 0:27

But for ghosts. How are you doing today?

SPEAKER_00 0:33

I'm doing great.

SPEAKER_03 0:37

The bang train for ghosts. And you're running it. Did you ever think your life would get to this point?

SPEAKER_00 0:42

God.

SPEAKER_03 0:43

It's pretty cool. If you're new here, this is how this works. I'm gonna read Anthony here, a fictional horror story about some creeply ghost cryptid goblin ghoul, zombie, undead, paranormal, entity, famous haunting, something or another. Monster, alien, extraterrestrial, something. Um, where I remove the name of the creature and replace it with descriptions. And then Anthony here gets the guess to figure out what we might be talking about this week. Um, then we'll do its uh history, its use of pop culture, if any, a little uh choose your own adventure scenario, and finally our monster movie maker moment where us two thick skull knuckleheads will put our heads together and come up with a wonderful movie idea that Hollywood should pick up immediately. Immediately.

SPEAKER_00 1:30

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SPEAKER_03 2:37

Yeah. Phantom Episode 21. It's up there for free. You can go listen to it.

SPEAKER_00 2:41

Oh, oh yeah, sorry. Yeah, free.

SPEAKER_03 2:43

It's up there for free. It's so, it's so s the audio is so scoffed. It wasn't even worth a dollar.

SPEAKER_00 2:49

Yeah, sorry.

SPEAKER_03 2:50

No, you're good. Alright. So, Anthony here gets three yes or no questions to narrow down what we might be talking about today. Then he gets a little shot in the dark guess, figure out if he can get it right off the rip what we're talking about. So, Anthony. Yes, sir. Mr. Conductor. Okay. You got three questions. Absolutely. What would you like your first question to be, sir?

SPEAKER_00 3:12

Okay, first of all, is this of uh spiritual? Uh like is this uh eternal? No, physical? It's physical. Well, then I'm out of my element. Ha! Uh okay, is this native origin? No. No? Oh dear lord. Okay, is this a does this name dictate what it does or what it is? Give me an example. Rolling head. It's a rolling head. This one. Or uh what is it called? Bloody bones or raw and the bloody bones.

SPEAKER_03 3:46

Oh, rawhead and the bloody bones.

SPEAKER_00 3:47

Raw head and the bloody bones. And it was a raw head and a bloody bones.

SPEAKER_03 3:51

Yeah, the if you're if you're if you're kind of narrowing it down like that, yeah, it it it is exactly its name.

SPEAKER_00 4:00

Okay, so it's physical, not native origin, and then what it is dictates either what it is or what it does.

SPEAKER_03 4:09

And also, I'm gonna I'm gonna throw you a bone for this one because you're never gonna guess it. Okay. It is a fairly new cryptid.

SPEAKER_00 4:18

New cryptid? Oh, this is gonna, yeah, I got nothing. Got nothing? Nothing of cryptids are very much not my forte.

SPEAKER_03 4:27

Uh you're gonna learn about one today.

SPEAKER_00 4:29

So yeah, no, I got nothing. Uh I'm in.

SPEAKER_03 4:31

And you're gonna learn about my new favorite TV show. Okay, eight eight seasons of it. We're gonna get to it.

SPEAKER_00 4:36

Okay. So nothing, no, no, like No, unless you're going like supernatural, like that TV show.

SPEAKER_03 4:44

But like, no, there's more than eight seasons of that. Oh. Alright, you ready? Mm-hmm. This story is called The Bleeding on Black Ridge. The fog rolled across the mountain of West Virginia's so thick it looked like the woods were drowning. Four hikers moved carefully along the narrow ridge trail, their flashlights cutting weak tunnels through the dark. Rain had started an hour earlier, soaking their jackets and turning the rocky path into a slippery mess. This trail wasn't supposed to be this long, Jenna muttered. Marcus checked the map on his on his phone for the fifth time anyway. No service, no GPS, awesome. Tyler adjusted his backpack and laughed nervously. At least we'll make it a good story later. Olivia didn't answer. She had stopped walking. What? Marcus asked. Olivia slowly pointed towards the next hill overlooking the valley. Something stood atop of it. At first it looked like a large animal, silhouetted against the storm clouds, but as lightning flickered overhead, the shape became clearer. Tall and broad, standing upright. The creature didn't move. It simply watched them from the ridge. Another flash of lightning illuminated curved horns, massive shoulders, covered in tangled clumps of wool. Tyler frowned. Is that a bear? No bear stands like that, Jenna whispered. The thing took one slow step forward. Its legs bent backwards, kind of like a goat's, long arms swung beside its body, ending in clawed hands that nearly scraped the ground. Then came the sound. A deep, violent shriek exploded across the mountainside. A horrible mix between a sheep scream and an animal choking to death. Everyone froze. The creature lowered itself onto all fours, its joints cracked loudly, and then it charged. The thing came down the hill with a terrifying speed, smashing through the brush and small trees like they weren't there. Mud sprayed behind its hooves, while its pale eyes reflected in the darkness. Run! Marcus screamed, and the hikers bolted into the forest. Branches whipped across their faces as they stumbled down the hill through the fog. Behind them the creature thundered after them with impossible speed. Thud, thud, thud. Olivia looked back once, huge mistake. The creature burst through the fog barely thirty feet away. Its face looked almost human beneath the wool, except that its stretched skin, the jagged teeth, and the empty black nostrils flaring as it ran. One horn had been snapped in half long ago, leaving a bloody looking stump. Its mouth opened wide in another screaming bleed. Tyler slipped on wet rocks and crashed hard onto the trail. Wait! Marcus grabbed form, but the creature lunged first. A claw slammed into Tyler's shoulder and sent him flying into a tree with a sickening crack. He screamed. The thing reared upwards onto two legs and brought both arms down onto him violently. Blood sprayed across the leaves. Jenna shrieked while Marcus dragged her deeper into the woods. Behind them came wet crunching noises and Tyler's fading screams, then silence. The remaining three hikers stumbled into a clearing surrounded by massive boulders. Everyone gasped for breath as the rain poured through the trees overhead. Where do we go? Jenna cried. Marcus scanned the darkness wildly. We keep moving. Olivia suddenly grabbed his arm, hard enough to hurt. Don't move. The creature stood at the end of the c the edge of the clearing, motionless. Rain dripped from its wool-covered body, its chest rose slowly with each breath, while mud and blood clung to its claws. The pale eyes locked onto them. The creature lowered its head slightly, almost like an angry bull preparing to charge. Marcus whispered, Back away slowly. A low growl rumbled from the thing's throat. Then it scraped one hoof against the ground. Olivia's voice trembled. Oh god. The creature exploded forward. It charged across the clearing with horrifying force, smashing directly through one of the smaller boulders instead of gouging it. Stone cracked apart beneath its body. Marcus shoved Jenna aside just before the creature slammed into him. The impact launched him several feet through the air. He hit a tree hard and collapsed motionless. Jenna screamed as Olivia grabbed her hand and they ran blindly into the woods while the creature's shriek echoed behind them through the storm.

SPEAKER_00 8:58

Oh that's it? That's it.

SPEAKER_03 8:59

Oh gosh. Just left. Oh I gotta I mean there might be a part two to this one day.

SPEAKER_00 9:05

Oh, okay. Yeah, no, I had no clue what this thing is. I mean, so like was it that the show that you watched gave you like, oh, I'm gonna do this creature? No, there's okay. We're gonna get into it. No, I got nothing. Let's go ahead.

SPEAKER_03 9:21

You got nothing? No, no, just like no no guess.

SPEAKER_00 9:25

No guess. I I've got nothing. I don't know what this thing could be. Wool, horns, the bleeding.

SPEAKER_03 9:33

Uh, when to go. This is hold your breath. It's like I don't even try. Hold your breath. Stay seated for this one. This is the bloody ram. Sheep squatch. Oh.

SPEAKER_00 9:46

You fucking. I just because you put squatch at the end of it doesn't mean it's you know what? Never mind, carry it.

SPEAKER_03 9:57

Squatch! Alright. This creature is often described as a massive four-legged beast, roughly the size of a large bear, covered in thick white fur that resembles dirty wool. Its head is kind of long and narrow like a wild dog's, but far more natural, with oversized saber-like teeth jutting from its mouth and a short pair of horns similar to those of a young goat. Its front limbs end in strange hand-like paws resembling like an oversized raccoon claws, capable of grasping and tearing. Um behind it trails a long, hairless tail similar to a possum's. Witnesses frequently report a strong sulfuric odor surrounding the creature like rotten eggs. Witnesses frequently report a sh or I'm sorry, or I'm s witnesses frequently frequently report a strong sulfuric odor surrounding the creature like rotten eggs or burning chemicals. Local folklore connects the smell to the abandoned TNT bunkers in Mason County, where some legends claim the beast originated. Others believe the odor is more natural, comparing it to more powerful musk glands found in predators such as skunks, weasels, and other carivinous Carn. I don't know why this word's tripping me up. Carnivore, carnivorous. Carnivorous. And other carnivorous mammals. Interesting. Unlike older apple uh Appalachian folk creatures that trace back centuries, the Sheep Squatch is considered a relatively modern cryptid. Much of its mythology expanded through the paranormal television shows, online storytelling communities, and regional folklore collections during the 2000s and 2010s. Sheep Squatch. Don't roll your eyes at me. So you have a squatch fetish.

SPEAKER_00 11:48

Oh my god. Don't tell me about the fucking website. I'm telling you, man. Alright. Anywho, let's get it.

SPEAKER_03 11:58

Somebody give us some money so we can uh buy BigfootFetish.com. That's where we're gonna sell our merch.

SPEAKER_00 12:05

Bigfootfetish.com. Okay.

SPEAKER_03 12:08

Alright.

SPEAKER_00 12:09

Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 12:09

So, sightings. Okay. First, 1994. A former Navy seaman said he had witnessed the beast breaking through the forest. The white thing breached the brush line and knelt the drink from the creek. Here it drank for a few minutes before crossing the creek and continuing toward the nearby road. The witness stated that he observed the animal for a while before it moved on into the surrounding brush. Within the same year, two children observed the creature while playing in their yard within Boone County. What they reported having observed like a large white bear, yet in his cape, in this case, stood up on its hind legs, making it over six feet. Presumably it didn't it did so in a manner similar to bears trying to observe, as opposed to walking bipedally. Startled by the children, the beast ran off through the forest, breaking medium-sized limbs off of trees in its path. 1995, the creature was next spotted a year later, this time involving a car. A couple driving through Boone County observed a large white beast sitting in the ditch alongside a roadway. As many curious passersbys might do in such a situation, they stopped their car to get a better look at it. They came to describe the creature again as mostly similar to the earlier descriptions, yet they added that the creature had four eyes. In stark contrast to the last sightings, where the Sheep Squatch fled the scene, the creature leapt out of the ditch and started to attack their car. Frightened by the attack, the couple drove off quickly, and once they arrived back at their home, they noticed large scratches on the side of their car where the beast had attacked it. In 1999, another incident involved a couple of campers. Is he just you need to move him? No. No, he's not. You're not gonna die. No. He's fine. Okay. He's chilling. I'm sorry. In 1999, another incident involved a couple of campers who were in the forest at night, again in Boon County, around a bonfire. They eventually heard an animal snorting and scuffing uh around the camp in a manner similar to an aggravated bear, though it did not come into the light of the campfire immediately. All of a sudden, the sheep squatch suddenly charged out of the darkness at the campers. Reacting quickly, they jumped and ran back to their house, all while being pursued by the Sheep Squatch, giving chase as a natural reaction of a predator when creatures flee. Its initial attack could have simply been a mock charge. The white thing stopped at the edge of the forest when they crossed it and let out a terrible scream. It turned around and headed back into the woods. The next morning, the campers returned to their campsite in the trail in the trail home, finding it to be torn up. They referred to it as someone had tilled it up for gardening. So it just like run it around in their shit.

SPEAKER_02 14:52

Goodness.

SPEAKER_03 14:55

Ah Alright. In the final sighting. In 2015, in Folk's Run, Virginia, the beast was spotted once again in the forest of Appalachia. The creature was spotted close to midnight by six campers spending the night in the dense woods. The beast was reportedly eight to nine feet tall this time, with shoulder uh width about four to five feet. One of the campers first saw the beast at the top of a nearby hill in a crouched position. Then it stood up and he alerted the other campers, then it started running down the steep hill towards them. But they were separated by the river that was flowing through. They looked in horror as it searched for a way across with no other option, began to wade through the river. It finally came out of the water, and the campers reported that it appeared like a bipedal dog in the chest with its wet fur from the river crossing. Then a loud gut-based screech was heard about two miles off from where they were. Then the sheep squatch looked up in shock just high enough so the moonlight was in its face, and the campers looked on in fear as it let out a pathetic whimper, then in a sprint ran in the opposite direction of the noise. The campers quickly packed and left, then reported it to the locals, fearing that if the authorities were informed, they would be ridiculed. The identity of the campers are still unknown. So, this is sheep's watch.

SPEAKER_00 16:26

Yeah, this is aggressive. I've got nothing on this. You got nothing? I've listened I I feel like I've heard it all now.

SPEAKER_03 16:36

Yeah, we're kind of getting to that point.

SPEAKER_00 16:38

There's so many variants of just squatch. Yeah. Sheep squatch. Squatch. Uh, what was the other one's? Bat squatch. Bat squatch. Owl squatch or whatever. Owl bear. Or whatever.

SPEAKER_03 16:53

Oh, that one was in England.

SPEAKER_00 16:54

Yeah, but still. Yeah. Squatch-esque. Yeah, it's like, oh my goodness. I at this point, I I don't remember the definition of squatch.

SPEAKER_03 17:05

Well, they got the soap too. Dr. Squatch. Today's sponsored by That would be actually a really cool sponsorship. We could have a ghost and a ghoul sent, you know? We could always just email them. Little clap. So, yeah, cheap squatch. So, um, yeah, I was looking at uh some kind of oddball stuff in Apple H in the Appalachian uh book. Because um since we did the Ozark Howler. Yes. I've kind of I've I've been just dude, I keep funneling back to those rabbit holes.

SPEAKER_00 17:43

Was that the one that was messed up? The Ozark Howler?

SPEAKER_03 17:47

No. Are you talking about the the Phantom Episode 21 on Patreon? For free. For free. Um, that was the Okay, that was uh we were gonna bleep it here so we don't tell them so they have to go watch it. Okay. Okay. So you gotta bleep it. It was the Jimplicue. Ah that crazy ghost dinosaur. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Once again, but here's here's one thing that I want to bring up. Okay. Way back in episode two. Okay.

SPEAKER_02 18:19

Was it two?

SPEAKER_00 18:20

Well, we did the Sasquatch.

SPEAKER_03 18:22

No. We talked about a certain creature. Chanoo. We we did another squat. Yeah, there's another squash. Yeah. We talked about a very famous uh flyer cryptid from Mason County, West Virginia.

SPEAKER_00 18:41

I should have realized when you said West Virginia. Yep, I I exactly know who you're talking about. You're from season two season zero, episode two, Mothman.

SPEAKER_03 18:51

So, some of the local legend has this related to Mothman. The sulphuric smells that comes around it is from the TNT bunker that also housed Mothman.

SPEAKER_00 19:08

So do you think this is like a um you know how like a caterpillar will then turn into a butterfly? You think this is like how like it starts into a Mothman?

SPEAKER_03 19:17

I think there is a Or a different or these two are different. I think they're different, but I think there's one crazy scientist from like World War II that was down there doing like animal splicings with humans and came up with some crazy shit, and they're just like slowly leaking. Sure. No?

SPEAKER_00 19:37

I guess we get we could say that. I mean it's a it's plausible.

SPEAKER_03 19:41

It is okay. Pop culture. This is the part I'm so excited about. Go ahead. Sheep Squatch has been prominently featured on a super on supernatural reality and documentary series focusing on cryptids and American folklore. We're gonna get to that. Okay. Excuse me. Video games. Have you ever played Fallout? Of course Fallout has this. Fallout 76, the creature is a central recurring cryptid in the game, specifically tied to the wilds of the game's Appalachian map. Players can fight the Sheep Squatch in-game and collect physical merchandise like Sheep Squatch plush toys. And of course, our favorite TCG, not really, Metazoo! It has a uh playable sheep squatch card in its seance expansions. Nice. Now, let's go ahead. Mountain monsters. Oh boy. Season one, episode twelve, focuses entirely on a team of monster hunters tracking the sheep squatch in Boone County, West Virginia. Monsters, uh, and then there's Monsters and Mysteries in America, where they had a documentary series where they kind of did eyewitnesses about the sheep squatch, okay? Okay. Mount Monsters. Did you ever watch or ever see Duck Dynasty? Yes. Okay. Did you ever watch or see Trailer Park Boys?

SPEAKER_00 21:04

Uh, I unintentionally unintentionally, yeah, unintentionally, sure, yeah.

SPEAKER_03 21:09

If you took Duck Dynasty, Trailer Park Boys, and a little bit of meth, gave them guns and a cameraman and told them, there is a sheep squatch out here, go trap it. Brother. Holy fuck, this show is the best thing ever. They are, they look like moonshiners, okay? Like all old beards out here, they got the young guy who's like fatter than holy hell, and they're all out here trying to catch cryptids.

SPEAKER_00 21:40

Okay.

SPEAKER_03 21:41

They're like, we're American trappers, we're gonna go get us encrypted. And it's like, okay, like, so they line it up to where they go out there and they talk about it, and then they start talking to eyewitnesses, right? And then it cuts to a night where they're out there in the woods and they're like, oh, man, like, we got them on thermals. And it's a dude holding a like a like a little Sony camera, and he's just like, Oh, I got it on thermal, I got it on thermal. And it like, so then it cuts to the thermal footage, and it's just like this glowing red dot. And he's like, I got it, I got it, I got it. And so then they hear a noise, and then they all go running after it, right? Yeah. This is the part where I fell in love with the show. The main guy trapper says, I seen it, I seen it. Yeah. And he's like, Oh, we chased it up the tree. He runs and looks up the tree, and some liquid, I don't know from where, hits him in the face. And he's going, Oh! Oh, it pissed on me!

SPEAKER_01 22:40

I got it pissed in my eyes! Oh! Huh! Huh! And they're like, Oh my god, Trapper! They fly, he got you! He pissed on you! He pissed on you, Trapper! And he's like, it burns! It burns in my eyes! Huh! Huh!

SPEAKER_04 22:54

Huh! Dude, that shit went on for like 10 minutes. It's just like a black and white, like nighttime thing. This bearded dude with water all over his face and going, oh!

SPEAKER_03 23:09

So then, so then they cut and they end up going and like they end up building, they go to some farmer and he's like, Yeah, just use whatever. And they end up building like a fucking trap, right? Like a trap trap. Like it's a box they built that they wrapped in like fencing, and then did the entire inside with razor wire.

SPEAKER_00 23:31

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_03 23:32

And put a spring thing on it. So like if sheep scotch went in there, it would do pr hit a pressure plate and then it would close and it would drop a bar to lock it in. I was like, okay, that's pretty like that's pretty cool.

SPEAKER_00 23:43

That's smart, yeah.

SPEAKER_03 23:44

So then they start talking to the eyewitnesses, and they're like, Yeah, he, you know, oh da-da-da, I saw him over here. And then they go to like, yeah, when I saw him, he was in this like oak pile. Like all these trees that we fell, he was over there like like rubbing against them, and they go over there and all the barks all marred up and fucked up, like fucked up.

SPEAKER_01 24:03

And they're like, Oh my god, he was here!

SPEAKER_03 24:05

The sheep cotch was here, he's he's chasing, and then like another dude's like, Yeah, I was out here deer hunting, and I saw him, and um, I got something for y'all to check out. And he's like, Alright, cool. And he pulls out like it it looks like it's an old metal bucket, but it has a lid on it, and he puts it down, he opens it up, and he pulls out a like a Tupperware thing, and he's like, Here you go. And they're like, What is that? And it's like, it's scat. And the one dude's like, It's poop? And then he's like, Yeah, it's it's scat. I found some. And the main dude, he just fucking goes in there and starts pulling it apart, right?

SPEAKER_01 24:40

And he's like, Oh man, there's deer in here. Da da da da da. And then he goes, Oh man, da da.

SPEAKER_04 24:47

He's going through it and wipes his nest. I'm like, it's gotta be so fucking fake, but I was floored when he fucking wiped his shit on his hands. So then he's like, oh, you wanna you wanna check it out there? And the one guy's like, nah, dude, no.

SPEAKER_03 25:08

So they get the shit, they get the fucking, they're like, oh man, it's it's eat your deer. Like it's going up and down this game trail. This is what's happening, we figured it out. So they set up, like, game trail goes up, right? Trap is set here, they start on either side and they're like funneling it up, right? So they're out there with guns and they're like, what was that? And they turn, and the cameraman's like walking in front of them. Like, so you just you're looking down the barrel of a 20 gauge. Yeah, and they're just like he's just like, and I'm like, ah god, I hope it's not loaded. The guy got pissed on, so I'm like, yeah, they're probably loaded. Anyway, so they're on walkie-talkies and they're they're running through the woods at night. They're like, damn it, Huckleberry, I can't, he's he's he's too fast.

SPEAKER_01 25:54

We gotta get in the side by side.

SPEAKER_03 25:56

And he's like, all right. So they go get in the side by side, right? And they're driving it at night at like the fastest it'll fucking go.

SPEAKER_04 26:08

Like House of Dealer Woods, right? Okay, okay. Camera's like shaky, they're like, oh my god!

SPEAKER_01 26:15

And then they crash.

SPEAKER_00 26:18

There's no shot.

SPEAKER_02 26:19

They crash the motherfucker. Hold on, wait for it. Wait for it. The windshield's all busted out, right? Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 26:26

He goes, the damn cheap squat ramp. And then you're like, I'm like, good God, there's no way. It literally was like, I saw I seen it, it just it just knocked us off the truck.

SPEAKER_04 26:43

Here it is, like missing a tire, it's like leaned up against a tree. Like, it was like, okay, guys.

SPEAKER_03 26:51

Alright. You guys, yeah, you guys are batting a thousand here. But yeah, they so that's when I I was like, dude, like season one, they had to get canceled. They have eight seasons of the show. Like, I cannot wait for more. They go do Mothman, they do the Ozark Howler. So I'm gonna go back and watch like everything that we've done um Appalachian-wise, like I'm gonna go back and watch all their episodes. Oh my god, because it was funny as shit. Um, the fat guy ended up tripping while he was running through the woods and rolled down a hill and ripped his pants from like gooch to fucking knee. And he was like, Man, I blew out my pants. You're like, what? He's like, and he just look like moves and looks, and he's just like just open, and he's like, Good thing I got all my long underwears, because you'd be getting something, uh, you'd be getting a sight you didn't want to see. It was just like, Jesus, like, where did you find these guys? Ha! The greatest thing ever.

SPEAKER_00 27:48

That's amazing.

SPEAKER_03 27:49

Actually, hold on. I'm gonna show you. Are you gonna show me a scene? No, I just wanna show you the guys.

SPEAKER_00 27:56

Because I'm thinking, like, straight of like Duck Dynasty. Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 28:03

You have like the fat guy. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's the guy they got pissed on.

SPEAKER_00 28:07

And did the the nose thing, or is it one of the other guys?

SPEAKER_03 28:11

No, I'm pretty sure he was the one that that did the Yeah, he was the one that did the nose thing. Yeah, it was great.

SPEAKER_00 28:18

Ah, okay. Is this on Netflix?

SPEAKER_03 28:20

So funny enough, um, I when I saw like Mountain Monsters season one, episode 12, I just copied it and just Google searched it. And I got a YouTube video with no thumbnail, no nothing. It was literally like the the auto-generated one from a scene from the show.

SPEAKER_00 28:40

Oh, okay.

SPEAKER_03 28:41

So it wasn't like like their title page or anything like that. It was literally just like them in the woods. And I was like, click, and then I was like, damn, this is 40-something minutes long. Brother, I was locked in that shit. I was laughing so hard. Okay. This one reminded me of Tommy. At some point, they're trying to like get to like he's trying to get somewhere, and he ends up like taking three hours and crashing the side by side. I'm pretty sure they're all just drunk. That's big boy that ripped his pants. Like, dude, greatest, greatest show ever. So happy I found it. Sad I hadn't heard about that because like Ozark Howler and everything else, like that's a that's a solid one. I'm gonna go back and watch it.

SPEAKER_00 29:27

Okay, I got you. Alright. Alright. It's time. Mm-hmm mm mm mm mm mm-mm-mm. You good? Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. When does No, I need to uh believe it or not, I need to stop by Walmart. When does it close it? Like 10? Uh brrr brrrrr. Oh, 11 p.m. Okay, nice. Woohoo. Sure, 10. Yeah, we're good.

SPEAKER_03 29:51

Alright, scenario time. Yep, absolutely. You're driving through the back roads of rural Appalachia after midnight. Rain taps against your windshield while static crackles through your radio. Um locals warn you not to take Hollow Creek Road after dark, but your GPS insisted it was the fastest way. Then you hit something. The impact jolts. The truck sideways, you slam the brakes. For a moment, there's only the sound of rain in your own breathing. Then the thing stands up. It's massive, larger than a bear, but covered in thick white wool, matted with mud and blood. Curved goat-like horns jump from its skull and l is its long canine face twitches unnaturally. Its yellow eyes lock onto your headlights. The creature lets out a deep, distorted bleat that rattles your chest. Your truck won't start. What do you do?

SPEAKER_00 30:36

Okay, hold on. Before we continue, I'm gonna do something insane. I'm going to predict everything, right? Okay. I'm going to choose option two, then option one, then option three. And if there's another one, option one. Option two. Absolutely. Do you want me to tell you the four options, or do you want me to tell you? No, just tell me that one and then carry on. Okay. Watch this incredible read.

SPEAKER_03 31:05

Okay, hold on. Two, then what?

SPEAKER_00 31:08

Two, then one, then three, and then if there's another one, one.

SPEAKER_03 31:13

Okay. You grab the tire iron from under the seat with shaking hands. The moment you open the truck, the smell hits you first. Wet fur mixed with something rotten. It's whole furric. The creature stands about 30 feet away in the middle of the road, steam curling from its nostrils. Its front legs bend the wrong way, then it charges. You barely dive aside as it slams into the side of your truck hard enough to dent the door inward. Metal screams, glass explodes across the pavement. The creature turns towards you slowly, saliva dry saliva dripping from the saber-like teeth. You raise the tire iron, it lunges. You swing with everything you have and connect with one of its horns. Crack! The horn splinters halfway off. The creature recoils with a shriek so loud, your ears ring, black blood spilling down the side of its face. For one hopeful second, you think you've heard it badly. Then the broken horn begins growing back. Flesh twist. Bone stretches outward with a sickening crunch. The creature snarls and starts circling you. Behind you, you notice three possible escapes. Option one, right?

SPEAKER_00 32:16

Uh sure, but what the Regeneration I guess you've never played Fallout. Sure. My fault. That's on me.

SPEAKER_03 32:28

So option one, correct? Yeah. Alright, you leap into the truck bed just as the creature begins to charge you. The claws rake across your boots, shredding the rubber and nearly pulling you down with it. You scramble backwards through shattered glass and your soak campy gear until you fine your hand finally slaps against the emergency roadside kit. Road flares. The creature rises onto its hind legs beside the truck. Up close, it's worse than you imagined. Thick white wool hanging in strips from a body covered in old scars. Beneath the fur, something moves like dozens of muscles switching independently under its skin. Its jaws open. A distorted sheet bleat erupts into a deep human-like scream. Your hands shake as you strike the flare alive. Bright red light floods the darkness. The creature instantly recoils. Its eyes narrow. Smoke rises from patches of its fur where the flare sparks land. It hates fire. The sheep squatch slams against the truck in a rage, rocking it violently. You nearly fall out of the bed as the flare burns in your hand. You have seconds to act. It was two Option three.

SPEAKER_00 33:32

This incredible read.

SPEAKER_03 33:34

You dig frantically through the truck bed while the creature claws at the side panels below. Camping tarp, rusted toolbox, empty cooler, then your hand lands on something solid. Your crossbow. Three bolts tape to the stock. Your pulse spikes. Below the sheep squatch rams the truck again. The suspension groans loudly. One more hit might flip the whole thing over. You load a bolt with trembling hands while the flare burns low beside you. The creature suddenly stops moving. Silence. Rain drips from the trees. Then scratching. You look over the side of the truck bed, and the sheep squatch is c getting ready to climb up. It's getting ready to get in the back of the truck with you. Yeah. Its massive claw pierces straight through the metal as it drags itself higher. Black saliva pouring from its mouth. One glowing eye staring directly at you over the edge. And then it was what?

SPEAKER_00 34:24

Then if there's more options. This is the craziest read of my life. Yes indeed. Option one.

SPEAKER_03 34:31

You steady the crossbone, the creature pulls itself over the tailgate. One glowing yellow eye fixes on you. Closer now, you realize the wool isn't fully white, it's stained dark around the mouth and chest. Pieces of bone and twigs are tangled deep inside the fur. It opens its jaws, you fire. Thunk! The bolt sinks directly into its eye. The creature erupts into a shriek so loud it feels like needles stabbing into your skull. It thrashes violently, smashing against the truck bed as black blood spare across the metal. For a second it's blinded, and something horrible happens. The bolt begins to push back out. Flesh writhes around the wound, bones crack, and a new eye starts forming beneath the ruined one. The thing can heal! And fast. The truck suddenly tips sideways as the sheep squatch loses control and crashes off the bed, taking the tailgate with it. You slam hard onto the side rail days. Below, the creature staggers in circles, half blind and screaming into the rain. You notice something nearby. A leaking gas. Uh a leaking gas can rolled loose from your toolbox. The flare beside you is seconds from burning out. This might be your only chance.

SPEAKER_00 35:36

Crap, I didn't know I was gonna make it this far. This is an amazing read, by the way. Hold on. Okay, so now now I have four options. Hold on. So we're gonna go with we can't go with one again. We can't go with three. We gotta go with two, then three, then one. I feel like you're gonna hit it. You wanna go two? Oh gosh, it's bad, isn't it?

SPEAKER_03 35:58

Two is literally the one you wouldn't do.

SPEAKER_00 36:01

Oh no no no no no no no no no no no no no no actually, I made it this far with the reeds. Let me let me let me go ahead. I was on autopilot, let me go ahead and take control. What's up?

SPEAKER_03 36:13

So option one, pour the gasoline onto the creature and ignite it. Okay. Option two, jump from the truck bed and make a run for the woods. Option three, use the last bolt and try to finish it off through the skull. And option four, just hide silently in the truck bed and wait for it to leave.

SPEAKER_00 36:31

Okay, option two and four, awful. Three, well, this thing is regenerating. Uh the bolt, I could try that again, but it's just gonna regenerate it again. I feel like I would have to go with fire. So, yeah, option one. Right? I mean, that would be the smartest thing. Vasoline, and then throw the flare to light it. So, I'm not gonna lie, two, one, three, and then one again got me this far. Crazy.

SPEAKER_03 36:59

So you're trying to light it on fire.

SPEAKER_00 37:01

Yeah, I'm trying to light it on fire.

SPEAKER_03 37:02

You snatch the gas can and leap from the truck bed, your boots hit the muddy pavement hard enough to send you sprawling. The sheep squash turned towards you instantly. One eye ruined dangles. Or one ruined eye dangles uselessly from a school while the new one beneath uh twitches and reforms. Its breathing becomes rag and snarls as steam pours from its nostrils. You yank the gas cap loose and splash fuel across its wool covered body. The creature screams, it lunges, claws slice across your shoulder, spinning you onto the pavement. Pain explodes down your arm, the gas can tumbles away into the ditch. The creature soaked. A flare burns in your hand. Almost dead. The sheep squatch lowers its head and charges straight at you through the rain. You wait until the last popples possible second, then you shove the flare to its chest, poof! Fire erupts across its wool instantly. The creature becomes a towering inferno. It shrieks and thrashes wildly, smashing into trees and rolling across the roadside, while flames spread over its entire body. The smell is unbearable. Burning fur mixed with rotting meat. You crawl backwards to the mud as the monster crashes into the woods. Branches snap, trees shake violently, then silence, only rain remains. You lie there, gasping beside the ruined truck, while smoke drifts from the forest. Minutes pass, no movement, no sound. You stagger to your feet, bleeding and exhausted, and in the distance, faint headlights appear down the road. You survived, or so you think. As the approaching car rounds the bend, your blood runs cold. Something enormous is standing on the on the roof of the vehicle. Burning. Watching you. Is this the end? You would have survived that.

SPEAKER_00 38:34

I lied. That was a generational read. That was pretty much. And then I almost threw it away. Yeah. Oh man. See, my survival instincts are amazing. Like, I don't I would survive almost anything out of pure dumbness and and just luck. I think it's luck.

SPEAKER_03 38:58

Like pure luck. I do, I gotta give you, I gotta give you one of those for that re that that that option. We're doing option, man. We're doing two, we're going to that was two, one, and then three, and then one again. And then three and then one again. That's that was hilarious. Yeah. Could you imagine though, like seeing that thing still on fire and somebody's just like it's just like on top of the car, just like coming for you?

SPEAKER_00 39:29

Like I think I would be so mad. I'd be like, oh my gosh, I just fought a cryptid and won, and then I died to some dumbass who can't drive in the drift. Like, that's how I go out. Are you serious?

SPEAKER_03 39:46

Have you ever seen the videos of the guys that are doing like the drift things? And people run across, they get smacked. Just like that. You just get sent off into the woods, hit a tree.

SPEAKER_00 39:59

Like that would that would actually make me mad in those final seconds. Oh, yeah. Like, are you serious? I fought for my life one and then I just went dumb at. Like, are you kidding me? This is just like my rank carry, like, this is my rank series all over again.

SPEAKER_03 40:19

So, welcome to our monster movie maker moment. We are talking about the legendary, the one and only Sheep Squatch. Context here.

SPEAKER_00 40:30

Okay. Uh, movie.

SPEAKER_03 40:34

I already got mine in a long minute ago.

SPEAKER_00 40:36

I've got nothing, so yeah.

SPEAKER_03 40:37

Bocumentary. Oh fuck. We're we're making this a comedy, dude. We have to.

SPEAKER_00 40:41

Okay, I feel like you're doing this because of the monster under the case.

SPEAKER_03 40:46

A little bit, yes. No. Sure.

SPEAKER_00 40:48

Yeah, go ahead.

SPEAKER_03 40:50

There are ways that you can make this scary. Okay. I feel like this would just have to be one of those where you had crazy scientists in a lab in the TNT factory in Mason County, has a just like just walls. Yeah, like a bunker full of these of creatures. Yeah. This thing gets out and starts terrorizing people, and it's up to like the the town clown and his fuck and his fucking friends. Like, I want Michael Sarah, uh, Jonah Hill, and McLovin from Super Bad to fight this thing.

SPEAKER_00 41:27

Okay. Okay.

SPEAKER_03 41:27

That's okay. Like that level of, you know. What was that? What was that movie we watched the other day? Um, Scout's Guide to the Zombie Apocalypse.

SPEAKER_00 41:37

Oh, yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_03 41:38

Like that.

SPEAKER_00 41:39

Where they're hiking.

SPEAKER_03 41:40

Yeah, not really a mockumentary, but like, I want them to like, three friends kind of come in through, like, you know, do we want to be friends with so-and-so? Like, blah, blah, blah. Like, why do we hang out with him? He's a dumbass. And it's like, dude, he's our friend. He's been our friend for a long time. Can't talk about him like that. His dad left, or I don't know, whatever. And, you know, argument ensues, but this thing like breaks out one night and it's just like terrorizing the town. And like, maybe it starts with the police station and just like rips everybody to shreds, and they're the ones that have to deal with it. You know what I mean?

SPEAKER_00 42:16

Okay.

SPEAKER_03 42:17

Like, or they see it, nobody believes them, so then they're like, we gotta take it into our own hands.

SPEAKER_00 42:21

No, I I definitely I think that one's better. Better like they see it, because I don't think this thing is like, oh, going through the state.

SPEAKER_03 42:27

They see it escape. Yeah. They try to bring it up, and then because it's like the government, like you could also you could also have it to where, like, yeah, this thing started in a lab, right?

SPEAKER_00 42:39

But it started with a doctor, and it's like a Frankenstein type deal, but he's also trying to search for it, and then you got threes, like these guys being like, Oh, you have like the actual government searching for it, you got these three kids searching for it, you got like oh my gosh, it's like the race scene of where like they have like the crossbows and everything ready to get them, and he's like the sheep squatch is like on the wall, like getting ready to get shot down, and the doctor's like, no, that's my son, blah blah blah blah. See, he's harmless and then just fucking heads off, like gores him with his horns as they all start screaming. You could have one of them like shoot like a gun or whatever, and just like unload everything, and it just outlines the entire team.

SPEAKER_03 43:26

Yeah, or he gores him and then holds him at the doctor in front of him, and the doctor is like I love you.

SPEAKER_00 43:37

No, yeah. Like he shoots arrows, everything, like into the doctor. Like an RPG goes off, hits him You can have it to where the body even falls down, and then they still shoot the body of the doctor's dead. Or like it falls down.

SPEAKER_04 43:57

Or he throws it and he goes the opposite way.

SPEAKER_03 44:00

They keep shooting the doctor's body as it goes the wrong way.

SPEAKER_00 44:04

I wasn't even thinking until it land the body lands. And then you just see coming it, like it's just the body laying, the frame is, and then it's just a grenade that jumps into frame.

SPEAKER_03 44:16

And he's just like you got like the AC-130, and it's like the night vision. No, I love that idea.

SPEAKER_00 44:29

And you can you can have this thing too, like it's just picking off like hikers. Yeah. Right?

SPEAKER_03 44:34

But like Or even like the military people that are out there hunting it, like it's picking those people off, and it's like, no, it's my son, he's just scared.

SPEAKER_00 44:42

So you could even have this scene too of like, oh gosh, dude. Now I'm just gonna jump off. Okay, so so like you have the scene of because it screeches, uh huh. You can have it to where it's like hunting this one like woman hiker, and then it comes around the tray, she starts screaming, it starts screaming, but like the goat scream, but they start getting higher and higher dudes.

SPEAKER_03 45:08

Just oh my gosh.

SPEAKER_00 45:10

So then just like the sheep squatch just like punches her in the throat.

SPEAKER_03 45:14

I also I love the idea of him like oh my gosh. But it we gotta do we have we're gonna have to do like a fainting goat thing too. Like the fainting goat. Like the kids run around and like like like make a loud noise or something, and they're like, huh! And it scares us like and then it just like rolls down a hill, just just straight like four legs out.

SPEAKER_00 45:37

But the but the scene switches to like the it switches to like an AI generated of a goat falling down a mountain. It's just like it's not even the same.

SPEAKER_03 45:48

Or or it's like nighttime and they're doing it right, yeah, and they're up on these mountains and they're doing it, and they scare it and it starts rolling down the hill, but then it like cuts to daytime like like noon, and it's still falling, just it's like been falling for like 12 hours.

SPEAKER_00 46:04

You gotta have a scene where Jonah Hill is like, listen, guys, we're hunting this thing. It's like nighttime, they're hiking, they're they're camping out. They're like, listen, we've been hunting this thing, you know, only we can do it. Our nerves are high, so I brought a little something to help us out, and it's just we it's just high. Take shrooms, whatever. But like the the sheep as they're like pass the sheep squad starts going through falls down the hill again. Or like they have like the uh the um like a hangover sequence where they all take mollies and then even the sheep squat takes mollies, but like they're like wakes up in the morning and it's like what happened? I don't know, and they look back at their cameras and it's just sheep squat, it's like what we had blown with sheep squat and it's like a video of like them hunting a girl too, and like sheep squatch is like like starts going after her, and they're like, What? But like they they have they would have to be like high as yeah, high as like height for that one.

SPEAKER_03 47:17

I almost I love that idea. I love that idea. Have you seen I want I really want to include the the meme. Um have you seen the new thing where people are using AI to superimpose Elliot Page into like uh like Gladiator and uh uh Troy.

SPEAKER_00 47:38

I've only been seeing the AI image like creations of like people doing real stuff and then they put them as animals. It's just yeah.

SPEAKER_03 47:48

So the people have been basically putting Elliot Page into uh films where usually it's like a muscled out like like and they're fighting. So it's like in 300. Yeah, yeah. Right. It's like, oh, like I'm gonna I'm gonna be the one that kicks you into the into the pit and the guy like catches her, punches her in the punches him in the head, and then chucks him over her shoulder. And it's like Jesus Christ, like just dumb shit like that. And I'm thinking to myself, like, dude, how could how could we like I really want to put that in there?

SPEAKER_00 48:23

Almost like she like Elliot Page is the one that like I feel like she would try to fight her, fight Sask uh the sheep squatch, and it's just doing nothing.

SPEAKER_03 48:32

Either that or he's the one that like gets the kill, like the the bullet, like actually hits it.

SPEAKER_00 48:37

Oh, yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_03 48:37

And it goes down and he walks up and he's just like and then it's just like trying to take a picture, it's like and eyes open up. But like I want it almost to be like kind of like serious, and he gets down and looks at it, and then it's like poof, and then it's just oh you know, you know what he's even funnier too, right? What's up? Because if it's a government lab, whatever. We're gonna get because I still love it. Um, we're gonna get Drewski to play Erica Kirk, but she's the president.

SPEAKER_01 49:08

This is a government kept secret! I want it back.

SPEAKER_03 49:13

This is himless. Does like the the look.

SPEAKER_00 49:18

Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 49:18

Oh gosh. Just a clip.

unknown 49:21

Okay.

SPEAKER_03 49:22

Mr. Pres or Mrs. President, we have an issue. What is it? Like, you know, his voice. It's just him in that blonde wig looking stupid as hell. What is it? So the genetics lab that we were making the super monsters to send to the Middle East.

SPEAKER_02 49:41

Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 49:41

One of them got out. Fight it.

SPEAKER_00 49:44

And he's like through the phones. It's not even uh it's not even a touch smartphone, it's just a normal WAN phone. Yes.

SPEAKER_03 49:57

So how do we end it though? How do we end it? Oh, uh I think the boys like end up like liking Sheep Squatch and then like helping get free. Get free, absolutely.

SPEAKER_00 50:09

Go Sheep Squatch, go! Go Sheep Squatch just falls down the mountain. Oh just that hurts just absolutely gets fucking shredded.

SPEAKER_03 50:26

Oh my god, that'd be so funny.

SPEAKER_00 50:28

Or it's like uh it's like an Air Force One helicopter lens right on top of it, and it's just Jersky. So it's like I came here personally to find the sheep squatch, and then start staring like the one in the stare. It was like, where is it?

SPEAKER_03 50:46

He's got his Bible. Oh my gosh, yeah. Oh my god. You can you I mean you can have You can have so many animals. I mean you can but but like I'm just thinking like you can have so many.

SPEAKER_00 51:00

Like, do you want it to be like one of those things that's like uh when you see those videos of like the family like letting this little bird go and then it's just a hawk and just fucking snatches the thing, and you're like, oh no, like it's so bad.

SPEAKER_03 51:14

That's what it is, man. It's it steps out onto the like they're like, go sheep squatch, like go, like run off into the woods and be free. And it's like and it takes like a step out on the road and it looks one way, and then it takes a step out, and it's just like gored. There's an 18 wheel that just trucks it, just they're like, oh they all let out the the sheep scream, the goat scream, like all three of them do, and then just oh my god, ends. There's gotta be like an internal, like a conflict with the boys, though, where they're like, um, oh you're like, like we can't, like this is a government secret, dude. Like, we can't just like let it keep going, and it's like, no, we gotta help it. And it's like, okay, like goat fucker.

SPEAKER_01 52:02

And like, hey, hey, hey, that was one time. That was one time.

SPEAKER_00 52:08

Okay, just because I cut hair once does not make me a barber. But because when I fuck one goat, and I'm like Exactly.

SPEAKER_02 52:22

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 52:23

Yes, it absolutely does.

SPEAKER_02 52:26

I brush brush my teeth. Does that make me a fucking dentist? Like you fuck one goat. Now I'm a goat fucker. It was a dare! I didn't know what was gonna happen. They just said close my eyes. And we all know it was we all know that party was laced.

SPEAKER_00 52:47

We we all know it was. No, it wasn't. It was a so bright, it was sober. It was uh Oh my god.

SPEAKER_03 52:58

That would be that yeah, I love that idea. Yeah. And then he just walks out on the road and just gets trucked by an 18-wheeler. I feel like we'd have to have somebody driving the 18-wheeler that would just make it like.

SPEAKER_00 53:11

I would even say like the side of the truck is something about like saving animal life. It's gotta be something so fucking like contradictory.

SPEAKER_03 53:21

Eat your veggies, save an animal's life. It just trunks the sheep squatch. It's just smeared in fucking sheep squatch gore. Just all blood.

SPEAKER_04 53:32

Sheep squatch, no!

SPEAKER_03 53:34

I think that would be, yeah. Sheep squatch. I don't know what the fuck would yeah, we just you would just have to name it sheep.

SPEAKER_00 53:40

Yeah, yeah, there's no other thing.

SPEAKER_03 53:41

You can like I can see it now, like you have like the opening scene where like it's looking up, like, you know, yeah, you know, sheep squatch and like bright yellow letters against a night sky. It pans down real fast, and you see like the government facility, and you can like hear the ongoings inside of it, and then it cuts inside, and it's just like Mothman, Sasquatch, Bat Squatch, Deep Squatch. Like, it's all like you know, different chimeras and different things.

SPEAKER_00 54:10

You could even have like uh this the starting scene of like a the top-tier general coming in to visit and is like, so you've been working on the secret projects like, oh yes, sir, I have. Yep. As you can see here, it's like sheep squatch. You were supposed to start on human like soul transfer, not a fucking sheep. Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 54:30

We needed superhuman. Have you seen Captain America? We need superhuman soldiers. Oh what? What? That's it's like what what what do you what are we paying you for? Sheep squatch. Well, you don't like sheep squatch? Well, we have Mothman, we have this, we have that, and then we have uh Stop splicing animals! We have Johnny Sins. It's just like the guy. It's like what what wait, what is his thing? Well, I made his dick enormous. He's good at every job he ever does. Tell him what you've been. This is just like been an astronaut, a doctor, a teacher, a Seuss, an experimental rat.

SPEAKER_00 55:11

A scientist.

SPEAKER_03 55:12

Yep, it just keeps going down the laundry list. Or you have like Chris Evans as Captain America in there. Oh my god, he says.

SPEAKER_00 55:21

He's the truck driver. That's funny.

SPEAKER_03 55:26

I hate that so save the meat, eat a beat. That's what says on the side of the truck. Just like a bang truck. Bang truck. Oh my god. I feel like that would be good. Yeah. And then you have. That's like the one thing I want to.

SPEAKER_00 55:46

Oh. Uh. I mean, you could no, I don't think he'd who's that. I was gonna say like Jim Carrey, but no, he doesn't.

SPEAKER_03 55:54

But I feel like it's Charlie Day might be a good one. Charlie Day might be a good one. Or uh, why am I blanking on these names? Uh Danny DeVito would be sh like the balding with like the crazy hair. Like, or did you ever see Pacific Rim?

SPEAKER_00 56:07

Uh no, I have not.

SPEAKER_03 56:09

There's a there's a doctor in there that's like has kind of quite the uh like German aesthetic, if you know what I'm saying. He would be a good one, like World War II brought over. Like, we've been you guys were working on all these experiments to took you in, we pay you, we keep you here. What are you doing? He's like the fuck are you doing? He's like, no.

SPEAKER_00 56:30

Genetic splicing, uh, teleportation, superhumans, immortality, immortality. Instead, you're messing with the fucking sheep. Yeah. Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 56:41

Solve the uh world hunger. It's like, oh god, like no, we're not solving world hunger. We need soldiers.

SPEAKER_00 56:49

They're are they're arguing. Sheep Squat like wakes up and then just walks off, like as they're arguing, like in the background. Just it's just yeah, just like exit, side exit.

SPEAKER_03 57:03

Yeah, like that's what it is. Just blurred in the background. That might actually also be funny, is that you when they go in to see all his workings, like you see all the name tags above it, and then like certain ones are in focus except for Sheep Squatch, and then like as they're arguing, he's still out of focus as he leaves, so you just see like the mass of white, like almost blurred, like walk out, and then like you get kind of like the big reveal of what it looks like, like later.

SPEAKER_00 57:33

Uh yeah, absolutely. Okay, well, I think that's uh pretty much Sheep Squatch. That's pretty much it. So thank you guys for watching and/or listening to the Ghosting Ghouls podcast. Uh go ahead, leave a like, go ahead, subscribe, go ahead and hit that bell for any notifications to stay updated for when we post. Follow us on our TikTok, Instagram, whatever. And then as well as uh you are watching just the monster movie maker moment, please go watch the full podcast. Uh it's talks about all about Sheep Squatch. Patreon, uh link in the link is in the description below. Dollar, day early, uncut, unedited, messy technical difficulty. As well as uh Buzz Sprout to support us audio only, uh, or wherever you listen to your podcast. So we're up there. Thank you again. Go to G and G.

SPEAKER_03 58:28

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