"They Buried Her Name" | Ghost & Ghouls Ep 27 | Season 1

What would you do if you encountered a ghost of a woman who was angry because she was convicted of witchcraft but innocent? 

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SPEAKER_00 0:00

Yeah, what would you do if you were haunted by a woman convicted of witchcraft? Tonight we find out on the Ghost Wools podcast. Welcome, I'm your host Tyler. And with me I have the guy who keeps looking for the spooky nookie. Oh host Anthony. How you doing?

SPEAKER_02 0:15

Is that not a good one? I'm doing wonderful. Yeah? Yeah, I'm doing great. Do you not like that one? Not like what?

SPEAKER_00 0:25

That you're looking for the spooky nookie?

SPEAKER_02 0:27

I don't even know what it is. The Nikki. That's probably why I'm still trying to figure it out. I'm still on the street.

SPEAKER_00 0:34

You're looking for like the you know the haunted hole. The I'm not a rapper. You know. I don't know. That's what you're gonna tell me.

SPEAKER_03 0:44

There's so much.

SPEAKER_00 0:48

No. Um, you know, did it all for the Nicki? You could get that cookie. You know now is when you say, but I'm not a rapper. But now I'm not a rapper. Now I'm not a rapper. I used to be. Use a freestyle back in high school.

SPEAKER_02 1:04

Poetry is not a rap.

SPEAKER_00 1:11

Alright. If you're new here, this is how this works. I'm going to read my co-host Anthony here a fictional scary story about some sort of cryptid ghost ghoul, nightmare-fueled, extraterrestrial, paranormal activity, monstrous thing, where I remove the name of the creature andor location from the story and replace it with descriptions. Then Anthony gets the guess to figure out what we might be talking about today. After that, we'll do we'll look at it, take a look at its history, and then uh what we're dubbing running the gauntlet, where Anthony will have his own choose your own adventure story, which which he will have to uh navigate to see if he can come out alive on the other side. Let's come out alive a couple times.

SPEAKER_02 1:58

Um I've come out alive every time. Couple times. No. All the time. Are we talking about like when we did the running the when we started running the gauntlet or in general? What do you mean? Like when we started doing the uh different pathways.

SPEAKER_00 2:17

The choose your own adventure style?

SPEAKER_02 2:18

Yeah, if we've if if it's based off of the choosing your adventure style.

SPEAKER_00 2:22

That's running the gauntlet.

SPEAKER_02 2:24

Yeah. If it's off of those, I've been 100% successful.

SPEAKER_01 2:28

No, you have not.

SPEAKER_02 2:29

Actually, no, I failed once. See? I failed once. So you're like at a 70% success. That one was like, look what? You're like a 70 70% success. No, I'm not. I am in the high 90s. Look, and then if we're talking about the actual, like the before the scenarios of what would you do? Um, clearly I've survived them all. I've just been getting BSed because I'd be like, oh yeah, I'm doing this. And then you're like, actually.

SPEAKER_00 2:58

As a as a game master for Dungeons and Dragons, sometimes you gotta railroad your players. You know, all of a sudden they're they're becoming into like murder hobos. I'm working with what I got.

SPEAKER_02 3:12

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SPEAKER_00 5:16

They subscribe after they call me Master Tier, so it's Master Harper. Master Harper. You gotta call Master Harper. You're greatly appreciated, Master. Thank you. Don't make eye contact. Don't make eye contact. The masters get upset.

SPEAKER_03 5:34

I'm playing along with it. It's crazy. I looked away.

SPEAKER_02 5:40

I looked down, I looked at my feet, I didn't want to upset them. Really much appreciated that it means so much. Thank you, Master Harper. Yep, absolutely.

SPEAKER_00 5:51

So we kind of switched it up. Anthony's no longer getting three yes or no questions. He is getting a shot in the dark guest, but I did give him a little context at the beginning.

SPEAKER_02 5:59

Yes, this is a very much a change that we wanted to do. And uh, I'm going to go ahead and say So a witch that was condemned and is now There was a woman condemned. Oh, a woman that was condemned of witch, uh being a witch and is now haunting you. I was thinking of Bloody Mary for some reason. I don't I don't know any You don't know any witches? I was or convicted witches? Uh I mean you could I don't even know Bloody Mary. I don't know the origin of Bloody Mary. Bloody Mary? Yeah, I don't know the origins of it. Um there was a terrible movie about Bloody Mary. I'm overwhelming. Never seen the movie of that. That was bad. No. Uh and then then there was um We already the the Conjuring, you know. So I was gonna like Bashe Bashida, what was her name? Bathsheba. Beth Sheba. Yes. I mean she would have been the perfect like name if you didn't do the conjuring. If we didn't already do that, right?

SPEAKER_00 6:59

Yeah, we did do the conjuring last week.

SPEAKER_02 7:01

Um, yeah. Uh and then I feel like something with the Amityville house? We've already done Amityville. Oh. That was a Bell Witch, no. We've done the Bell Witch, too. We've done the Bell Witch. I don't know then. No, I I've got nothing. Nothing? I've got nothing. I really don't know. This isn't my expertise. I'm gonna need you to start doing some cool. It really isn't my expertise either.

SPEAKER_00 7:27

Why are we doing this podcast? Alright. No, no guess. No shot in the dark. No, throw it at the wall.

SPEAKER_02 7:36

Loretta. No. I just painted names, so sorry.

SPEAKER_00 7:42

It is an old school name like that. But here we go. This story is called They Buried Her Name. The town of Hampton, New Hampshire had long since paved over its ghost. Tours wandered the historic streets snapping photographs of weathered colonial homes and old cemeteries. Most had never heard of the accused witch who had been blamed for misfortunes centuries ago. The locals knew the story, but only as a piece of history. At least that's what Caleb Mercer believed, until the night he heard her voice. It began during a storm. Caleb worked as a historical preservationist and had spent weeks cataloging artifacts beneath an old house near the salt marshes. The property stood on land rumored to have once belonged to families who had testified against a woman accused of witchcraft during the colonial era. Most of the discoveries were mundane: broken pottery, rusty nails, fragments of glass. Then he found a doll. It lay buried beneath a loose stone in the cellar. The figure was crudely carved from drif wood and wrapped in rotting black cloth. A bundle of brittle hair protruded from the top. The moment Caleb touched it, a freezing pain shot through his hand. He nearly dropped it. Strange, he muttered. Outside, thunder shook the house. That night he brought the artifact home, and the dream started immediately. He stood in a muddy colonial street while townsfolk surrounded a frail old woman. Her back was bent, her gray hair hung in tangled strands, bruises stained her wrist. The crowd screamed accusations. Witch! Devil servant! The woman slowly turned, her eyes fixed on Caleb. Not pleading, not frightened, but furious. She pointed at him directly. Caleb woke screaming. The clock beside his bed read 3.13 AM. His room smelled of seawater. Something wet had dripped onto the floor. He looked towards the ceiling. Nothing. Yet the dripping continued. A trail of water led from his bedroom door into the hallway, as though someone had walked inside. Someone barefoot. Someone soaked from head to toe. The footprints ended the footprints ended at the table where the doll sat. The next morning, Caleb laughed it off. Bad dream, old house noises, distress. Nothing more. By the third night, he no longer believed that. Whispers began after sunset. At first they sounded distant, murmurs hidden in the wind. Then they became words.

unknown 10:20

They lied.

SPEAKER_00 10:21

The voice became the voice came s from somewhere inside the walls. They lied. Caleb searched every room. Nobody was there. They condemned me. The voice sounded like an old woman speaking through water. Then another voice, and another, and another. Dozens, hundreds. A chorus of women whispering together. They condemned us. The lights exploded. Glass rained onto the floor. Darkness swallowed the house. Caleb fumbled for his phone. The flashlight illuminated the hallway. Every wall was covered with handprints, wet black handprints. Thousands of them. As if a crowd had clawed their way through the house. The whispers became screams. The doll fell from the table, his head turned upward. Crack, crack, crack, its wooden face splitting apart. A human eye stared out from within the doll's head, blinking, watching. Caleb began to run. He grabbed his keys and fled into the storm. Rain hammered the windshield as he sped towards town. The radio suddenly hissed, and then a woman's voice emerged. You found what they buried. Caleb ripped the radio from the dashboard. The voices continued, not from the speakers, from the back seat. He looked in the mirror. An old woman sat directly behind him. Her neck bent at an impossible angle. Mud filled her empty eye sockets, seaweed dangled from her mouth, her cracked lips stretched. The car swerved. The vehicle slammed into a tree and everything went black. When Caleb awoke, dawn was breaking. His car sat crumpled beside the marsh. His phone was gone, his keys were gone, and footprints surrounded the vehicle. Hundreds of footprints, all leading towards the water. Compelled by something he could not explain, Caleb began to follow them. The tracks led deep into the marsh. Fog rolled across the reeds. Shapes moved within it. Human shapes. Women, children, old men. Dozens of figures slowly emerged. Their bodies appeared drowned and rotting. Their eyes were hollow, their skin hung in strips. Some wore colonial clothing. Others wore ropes around their neck. Victims, accusers, the dead. All of them stared towards a single figure standing in the fog. A gaunt old woman draped in tattered black garments stood motionless among the reeds. Her skin was gray and waterlogged, stretched tightly across her skull. Tangles of white hair whipped in the wind around her face, marked by centuries of hatred. She stepped closer. The dead followed behind her, not walking, but floating silently, waiting. I was innocent, she said. Her voice echoed from every direction. The marsh trembled. The ghost began pointing. Not at her, but at Caleb. His stomach dropped. I I didn't accuse you, he stammered. I wasn't even alive. The old woman's smile widened. Neither were they. The ghost surged forward. Caleb turned to run. Cold hands seized his arms, his legs, his throat. He screamed as dozen of spectral fingers dug into his flesh. The dead dragged him back into the black water. Mud filled his mouth. The surface closed above him. Beneath the marsh, thousands of pale faces floated in the darkness. Their eyes opened, every one of them, watching and waiting, judging. Caleb's final breath escaped in a cloud of bubbles. Then he saw her one last time. The twisted spectre of the condemned witch stood upon the water surface, her ragged dress fluttered in the storm, her hollow eyes glowed faintly beneath the strands of dripping white hair as she watched him sink into the darkness below. She smiled. Not because she had found justice, because, after centuries of loneliness, she had finally found someone new to haunt. Years later, locals still tell stories about the marsh. Some claim a man's screams can be heard during the storms. Others speak of ghostly figures wandering the reeds at night. But the oldest residents know of a different warning. If you hear an elderly woman whisper your name in the fog, do not answer. Because the dead are still gathering, and the ghost of the wrongfully accused witch is still looking for company. I I'd be mad as hell. What? I'd be mad. You'd be mad if if somebody was like, Anthony!

SPEAKER_02 14:47

No, I'm like you like, okay, I didn't I didn't accuse you of anything, right? I wasn't like the person said in the story, I I wasn't even alive. Yeah, but I mean I understand. I I I can sympathize with the feeling of okay, like you're wrongfully accused, right? That's tragic, right? And I feel for all of you. However, why am I being punished? Like, why am I like being taken? You know what I'm saying? It's kind of like, can we come to a deal of some sort?

SPEAKER_00 15:23

Like, you're gonna make a deal with a witch? Ghost witch?

SPEAKER_02 15:26

Uh at this point, because I I would see that their next say was like, don't care, you're gonna die with us. We're like, okay, well, hold on. How about this? Hold on, wait a second.

SPEAKER_00 15:40

I got an offer for you.

SPEAKER_02 15:45

I have a limited edition. No, but seriously, it's like, what do I like? I would have the I can see myself be like, okay, well then how about I try to clear your name and then you let me live at this point because I feel like that the only way of surviving is just making a deal. Okay, interesting. Because I feel like they're so far gone that, like, no, you're you're coming with us. You're dying. So who do you think it is? Uh I have no clue. Again, the only name that keeps coming to my mind is Bethsheba, but that's just because the We talked about the goddamn like good mist. Like, I I another name that I could go with is like the marsh lady or like the marsh witch. Okay. Something like that. Alright.

SPEAKER_00 16:32

So this is sit down for it. You seated? Don't hold your breath. This is the legend of Goody Cole. Have you ever heard of Goody Cole? Goody Cole? No. Have you ever heard of the name Goody Adams? No. Did you not watch the Wednesday the Wednesday series? No. Oh, dude, you gotta watch it. It was really good. Um, so this is uh brought to us. A chunk of this is brought to us by Gordon Harris, um, who posted this on his website, insert website here. It's in the description, on November 21st of 2025, and brought in a fairly easy read about uh in myths and legends of our own time by Charles M. Skinner, who wrote the following story based on two poems by John Greenleaf uh Whittier. So, Goodwife Eunice Cole, or Goody Cole, of Hampton, Massachusetts, was so vehemently suspected to be a witch that she was arrested in 1680 for the third time and was thrown into the Ipswich jail with a chain on her leg. She had a mumbling habit, which was bad, and a wild look, which was worse. The death of two calves had been charged to her sorceries, and it was believed to have raised the cyclone that sent a party of Merrymakers to the sea bottom off the aisles of shoals for insulting her that morning. Some say that Goody Cole took the shape of eagles, dogs, and cats, and that she had the aspect had the aspect of an ape when she went through the mummies that caused Goody Marston's child to die. Yet, while she was in the Ipswich jail, a likeness of her was stumping about the graveyard on the day that when they buried the child. For such offenses, including making bread, ferment, and giving forth evildoer or evil odors, she was several times whipped and ducked by the constable. At last she lay under sentence of death in the Ipswich jail, for Anna Dalton declared that her child had been changed in its cradle and that she hated and feared the thing that had been left there. Her husband Ezra had pleaded with her in vain. 'Tis no child mine, she cried. 'Tis an imp. Don't you see how old and shrewd it is? How wrinkled and ugly it is not. Take my milk, it is sucking my blood and wearing me to skin and bone. Once he set brooding by the fire, she turned to her husband and said, Rake the coals out and put the child in them. Goody coal will fly fast enough when she hears it screaming, and will come down the chimney in the shape of an owl or a bat and take the thing away, and we shall have our one our little one back. Um Goodman Dalton sighed as he looked into the worn, scowling face of his wife, then laying his hands on her head, he prayed to God that she might be led out of the shadow and made to love her child once again. As he prayed, a gleam of sunset shone in the window and made a halo around the face of the smiling babe. Mistress Dalton looked at the little thing in doubt, then a glow of recognition came to her eyes, and with a sob of joy she caught the child caught the child to her breast while Dalton embraced them both deeply, happily for his wife, and recovered her reason. In the midst of tears and kisses, the woman started with with a faint cry. She remembered that a poor old creature, Goody Cole, was about to uh ex she was about to get sentenced to the gallows, a crime that she for a crime that she had never committed. She urged her husband to ride with all speed to Justice Seawall and demand that Goody Cole be freed. This the good man did, arriving in Newberry at 10 o'clock at night, when the town had long been abed and asleep, by dint of alarms at the justice door, he brought forth that worthy in gown and nightcap, and after the case had been explained to him, he wrote an order for Mr. Skol's release. With the paper in his hand, Dalton rode once to Ipswich, and when the clock the when the cock crew in the dawning, the victim of that horrible charge, walked forth without her manacles. Dark suspicion hung about the bedlam to the last, and she died, and she had lived alone in her little cabin. Even after her demise, the villagers could with difficulty summon the courage to enter her cot and give her a burial. Her body was tumbled into a pit, hastily dug near her door, and a stake was driven through her heart to exercise the powers of evil that possessed her. So, we're talking about Eunice Cole. Goody Cole!

SPEAKER_02 21:29

I I'll be real, I'm gonna need a little short summary. So I just the story about it.

SPEAKER_00 21:36

So that was her third arrest. So Goody Cole was a was a woman in Hampton, Massachusetts. Okay. Okay. Um I was New Hampshire.

SPEAKER_02 21:47

I was gonna say so was that like a story or actual that's an actual story. That was an actual story of and that okay. Like was it exact like was an actual like author who wrote the story based off of the arrest?

SPEAKER_00 22:01

Supposedly.

SPEAKER_02 22:02

Because I was gonna say one interesting fact is that they they were wishing for the owl. Uh-huh. An owl or a bat.

SPEAKER_00 22:10

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 22:11

And I was just like, oh, that's very interesting because we had just talked previously. About the owl. About an owl woman, yeah.

SPEAKER_00 22:19

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 22:20

I was like, ooh, taking children or whatever. It's like that's their main that's the main focus. Um it's kind of insane to think about like how many cultural like cultural cultural creatures or whatever folklore kind of intermesh with each other.

SPEAKER_00 22:36

So Eunice Cole was born in 1590 and came over to the United States. She was born in the Kingdom of England. Okay. Um, she came over to Hampton in the province of New Hampshire. Her husband was William Cole. Um, there are no records of the Union producing children, although they came to the United States when they were already well past childbearing age.

SPEAKER_02 22:59

Okay.

SPEAKER_00 22:59

So they came later in life. All right. Um, she is the only woman convicted of witchcraft in New Hampshire. Which is kind of crazy because you think like Massachusetts is right around the corner.

SPEAKER_02 23:12

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 23:12

So that's insane. Um she was accused of witchcraft three times in her life. The first in Boston in 1656, when several townspeople testified against her, against her. She was imprisoned for four years until 1660, but was released, but was released until 1662, when she returned to prison until sometime between 1668 and 1671. She was eventually acquitted despite the grounds of vehement suspicion of her guilt. She was accused again in 1673, but acquitted, and once again in 1680. Although she was not indicted, she was still kept in prison. So this poor woman, as childbearing age, comes to America with her husband. Uh-huh. I'm pretty sure she loses her husband, but there's not a whole lot of in this time frame, there's not a whole lot of history, like written history, that we could find on her.

SPEAKER_02 24:12

Okay. Um, especially I don't think people would think at that time, like, oh, this isn't gonna be like much of a crazy end of the event of Salem happens.

SPEAKER_00 24:22

Like, whoa, like, yeah, definitely in that kind of realm of um of uh the the witch trial satanic panic that they had. Yeah. Um so she's brought to America, she's past childbearing age, she's an older woman, right? Yeah, absolutely. And I I've went on some different podcasts and a couple different like historic websites and stuff like that, and if I'm remembering right, um, her husband passed away before her and she was widowed. And the way they had it set up, um, she couldn't keep her own land. So, like, the government, the, the, the town or the the province came in and took it.

SPEAKER_01 25:07

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 25:07

And then were like, hey, we're gonna give you this little shack on this little bit of land. Like, this is where you're gonna be. But the rumors of witchcraft carried. So, like, she was harassed again and again by townspeople and their kids, right? So she's just an old woman trying to live, like trying to stay warm. Like, it's the 1600s. Like, I just I'm just trying to keep a fire in my house. I'm just trying to keep soup on my stove. Like, I'm not trying to be out here and just like starving to death. And here I got shitty Timmy and like dickhead Rick and and Richard all coming up by my window and peeping in here thinking that I'm a witch.

SPEAKER_02 25:49

Yeah, because you said her main things was that she'd mumble to herself. She mumbled, she didn't even just mumble to herself, she just mumbled. She mumbled and then she just looked crazy.

SPEAKER_00 25:59

She looked crazy. And then, and then in that story, she had bread ferment and produce foul odors. Okay?

unknown 26:10

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 26:10

She made sourdough. Yeah, and it's gonna smell. She made sourdough and they were like, witch! Which is crazy, right?

SPEAKER_02 26:20

Years later, this is how you make sourdough. It's gut friendly.

SPEAKER_00 26:24

We're here to make it. But yeah, she made sourdough and they they they accused her of witchcraft.

SPEAKER_02 26:29

That's gotta be insane. It's like, oh, this wasn't witchcraft. This is just insane ways of making this. It's like, oh.

SPEAKER_03 26:38

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 26:39

That's gotta be the worst feeling ever. Like, how do you how do you do that when you like accuse that many people or accuse someone of that? They die because of like something like, oh yeah, she makes a foul odor due to this, blah, blah, blah, blah.

SPEAKER_00 26:53

So in so the this is the the other crazy thing. Okay. I did a huge deep dive into the like the witch trials, right? Yeah, absolutely. The witch trials that were here compared to the witch trials in Europe, were like babies first witch trial, and like we're veterans of the long war. We're like, we're going into this.

SPEAKER_02 27:15

Oh, so Europe was worse.

SPEAKER_00 27:17

Europe was way worse.

SPEAKER_02 27:18

Okay, understood. So when you when Well, that's because that's where like the Vatican and all them, like reside.

SPEAKER_00 27:26

Well, but here this is the thing. In in Europe or in America's witch trials, right? A lot of times for Salem, it was a wealthy man's daughter who was doing all the accusing. So she's saying, She's a witch, she's a witch, she's a witch, they're visiting in my dreams, they're making me da-da-da, they're doing this, that, and the other, right? It was the crazy homeless lady that put her in jail. It was the widowed woman who was grieving, but her husband had a bunch of land to put her in jail. Well, guess what happens? Her lands up. We can just take it. Yeah. So there was a lot of that going on in terms of and but when that started happening, it kind of spread out. So you had like this really thin vein of it only coming from one person, then it started going like this, and then it just bloomed out. And then it got patched. And then it got patched because why? You know, why the do you know why the Salem Wits trial stopped?

SPEAKER_02 28:29

I I would say, like, wasn't it like, okay, the one reason why I think it was like everybody just kind of like thought about it for real is like, oh, it's only happening in Salem. Nope. But like, was it because someone uh someone who I don't know. Someone accused someone they didn't know the wife of Massachusetts, the governor's wife.

SPEAKER_00 28:57

They looked at the governor's wife and they were like, Witch! And he was like, Hold on now. Hold on now. We ain't doing that. We ain't doing that. Like, hold on now. Yeah, that's that's honestly how the the the the witch like the salem came to a halt because then they started thinking critically about what was going on, and then it was like, oh wait, no, this isn't right.

SPEAKER_02 29:20

So it happens to an unofficial. Now everything's like, okay, let's let's not get too hasty. Exactly.

SPEAKER_00 29:28

We already killed like over a hundred when we in the in the case of Goody Cole, she's an indentured servant to this guy, comes over, has to work for him, is granted this plot of land, works off her servitude, gets a bigger plot of land, her husband dies, and but in that time frame, and in that time frame, especially after her husband dies, she gets accused twice of witchcraft.

SPEAKER_02 29:54

Like the first one didn't take get her again. Get her again. We want this. Third time is the charm. This didn't work.

SPEAKER_00 30:01

Third time is the charm bowl. She was accused for um sinking a ship. Yeah, that was the the one of the big ones. Is people went out and she had them hit a shoal and sank the ship, and people died. She got accused of the baby swapping with an imp. She got accused of making smelly bread and mumbling.

SPEAKER_02 30:23

Okay.

SPEAKER_00 30:23

And they sent her to prison.

SPEAKER_02 30:25

So the mumbling one, that's a human feature. A lot of people do it. A lot of people talk to themselves, and actually it's been diagnosed that it actually is good to a certain degree.

SPEAKER_03 30:34

Yep.

SPEAKER_02 30:34

That it helps you clear out your mind.

SPEAKER_03 30:36

Yep.

SPEAKER_02 30:37

Uh the sourdough bread, I'm not a cooking expert, but yeah, no.

SPEAKER_00 30:41

So uh in sourdough, the the br the the the starter ferments.

SPEAKER_02 30:47

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 30:48

So it like it it bubbles and it has bacteria that builds. But that's where that bubbles up and comes from. That's where the smoke comes from.

SPEAKER_02 30:56

That's what she was doing.

SPEAKER_00 30:56

If you ever seven when Ashley has her starter on the counter, next time she does it, I'll have you just pop it and just put your nose in it, take a whiff, and you will probably accuse her of witchcraft. She's a witch!

SPEAKER_02 31:12

No, but that has to like suck. Yeah. Like, okay, and then the next what was the next one? It was um uh swapping a baby. Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 31:22

That's I'm pretty sure anybody could do I'm I I I think the parents messed up. I'm not even trying to think that they swapped a baby with an imp. I'm thinking the woman just had postpartum depression. Where she was just having a little bit of a manic episode because like I just went through this traumatic experience. Yeah, right? I gave birth to a baby in the 1600s, so there's no like epidural, there's no, you know, pain medicine, anything. There's no way worse during winter.

SPEAKER_02 31:52

Oh my god, because it's like you're worrying about like, oh, we gotta be warm, we gotta have food, we gotta have fireworks.

SPEAKER_00 31:57

Oh my god, yeah. Like, oh I have an infection and I'm bleeding from my nipple, like the baby won't take it. I'm I'm trying everything, it's not good, and then I see this mumbling voice since the biggest thing.

SPEAKER_02 32:09

Yeah, this one yeah, yeah, exactly.

SPEAKER_00 32:12

It's her fault.

SPEAKER_02 32:13

But then like the the ship. Yeah. It's like, okay, this could be clearly so they they just drove, you know.

SPEAKER_00 32:20

So Goody Cole is now seen. She has since been, because she was convicted and released, convicted, released, and then indic uh she was she was never indicted, you said right. She was never she never got her third conviction, right? They tried to, but then they were like, okay. But they kept her in prison for some reason. Probably because she had land that they wanted. But anyway, um that the point in the anticipation of the 300th anniversary of the town of Hampton in 1938, people organized to clear Cole's name from the Society of Hampton Beach for the apprehension of those falsely accusing Eunice Goody Cole of having familiarity with the devil, shortened to the Goody Cole Society. The doll in her image was made and sold locally.

SPEAKER_02 33:15

So, how far away is it from Salem? Or sorry, sorry, sorry. In my mind, no. Not location. I'm sorry. Not very far. How like far apart in time? Like, what's the time difference from Salem and that? Like, was she before Salem or was it kind of the same time?

SPEAKER_00 33:35

Uh uh, what'd you know? The Salem witch trials 19 or 1692.

SPEAKER_02 33:42

Oh, 1692. So it was around the same time.

SPEAKER_00 33:45

Goody Cole passed away in 1680. Oh. So they were.

SPEAKER_02 33:51

I'm surprised they didn't even say, like, oh, she started the witch trial.

SPEAKER_00 33:54

Yeah, they were pretty close.

SPEAKER_02 33:55

So you could you could a s you could say like she started it, like, or not started, but like she was one of the because they probably heard I bet you like someone was like near there, knew of her, knew the trials, and then went to like Salem, and they were just like, oh, yeah, I we had a witch too. Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 34:14

And it kind of like the this is what was crazy. Upon her, you know, she was hastily buried in an unmarked gravedin' Hampton. They don't know exactly where. Although it is uh believed to be near the site of today's Tuck Museum. Yeah. Local legends suggest that a stake was driven into her body after death in order to exercise the baleful influence she was supposed to have possessed. And a horseshoe hung on the stage just to be on the safe side. Goody Cole was much maligned. But certainly not a witch.

SPEAKER_02 35:00

Okay. You know what? That's wild. That's insane. But it's crazy nowadays, like witchcraft or whatever. There are Celphins, right? That are actually who do practice witchcraft, but like for more, I would say not injustice, but like, I guess in good causes. You know? Yeah. But like my that's kind of crazy. Can you only imagine? Like, I mean, all these witches nowadays.

SPEAKER_00 35:31

Yeah. Oh my gosh. So the the this is the crazy thing though, is people have been said to have seen her. They will see her before a storm. Like she's kind of calling the storm in. That's kind of where like the haunting function of this comes from.

SPEAKER_02 35:48

See, and I have a thing for that. People back then could also tell when a storm is coming in. Oh no, even today. Yeah, I was like, oh, we see the we saw a goody cold. Oh, there's the well, I'm saying is like she actually just like oh needs to know when a storm is coming in, or like she's used to like figuring out, oh, this is when a storm's coming in. Like if you look on days that are like the the water is clear, like it's it's flat, no waves, and then you look up to the sky, no clouds, there's gonna be a storm. That's how you can tell. Or one of the ways, but like she she could have clearly known how to tell for a storm, and people were just like, Oh, there's that weird woman every time out in the same place.

SPEAKER_00 36:34

Yeah, but why'd you kind of get like a whole alliance with the devil though? Oh, she did. Well no. Oh. But that is kind of like the the extent of it. Um, a lot of people say that she was she was convicted twice. Even though now in the tw you know, 21st century we can look at it and be like, you know, she was convicted.

unknown 37:02

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 37:03

Um, but I like to think, okay, that she was practic a practicing witch. Okay.

SPEAKER_02 37:10

But again, it like I say, she might have been a the witchcraft of today. There are good witches. Bad witches. There are bad witches. She could have been doing some good witch stuff. She could have just been minding her own business. Of course, used witchcraft or whatever, but just like, oh, I'm just minding my business.

SPEAKER_00 37:27

But you have a spirit now whose body was just obviously they drove a stake through our heart.

SPEAKER_02 37:38

Okay, and then at this point, there's like so much, there has to be so much malice.

SPEAKER_00 37:42

So much anger. So much because of what we're falsely accused. I'm I'm convicted three times, and then they're gonna shove a stake through my body. They're gonna put me in a shallow ass grave right outside my the house that was given to me that I did not want because they took my other house away after my husband passed away. Yeah, and they put me in prison on falsely accused. What do you think that spirit's gonna do?

SPEAKER_02 38:09

Oh my gosh. I just thought them staking and them like what you call a horseshoe. Putting the horseshoe on it instead of like grounded her. What if that like traps the soul to earth? So now she can't even like go up or down, you know what I'm saying? Or like she can't pass on pass on because they were like, oh, we're protecting us, like now her witch stuff is gone. Well, it's like, no, you trapped her soul to you bounded her soul to earth, and now she's and with all that anger, it's like, oh, I get stuck. This is an evil spirit now. Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 38:42

So the reason I I pick goody is one, I'm I'm always for a a witch that gets a a good um gets gets emancipated, that gets, you know, charges dropped. They were they took everything away. Yeah. So her name is in the clear. But um, like I said, in the Addams Family, um, in the Wednesday show, you should watch it. You would really enjoy it. Um there is a character called Goody Adams.

unknown 39:14

Oh.

SPEAKER_00 39:15

And I was like, what is that? Like, that has to be something because the Addams family, like, they're not.

SPEAKER_02 39:20

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 39:20

It's very not uh one of those, like uh everything, every name means something.

SPEAKER_02 39:26

Yeah, there's always a reason for it.

SPEAKER_00 39:29

Yeah, there's a reason for XYZ, there's a reason for that. Like, okay. And so I started looking up like Goody, and then like came across this, and I was like, holy shit. Like, this is kind of crazy.

SPEAKER_02 39:39

You know what I need though? I need a story of a witch that's like, oh no, I did that.

SPEAKER_00 39:43

Like, I I did that shit.

SPEAKER_02 39:46

Yeah, I need a witch that like stood on business. Like, I wanna like no, I killed him, like, but like nobody believes her. Sure. That Samantha, okay. That's like we need to figure out how they die. It's like, I killed them. It's like, okay, Samantha, we get it.

SPEAKER_00 40:17

That's hilarious.

SPEAKER_02 40:19

It's like, I made a contract with the devil. It's like, what don't you understand? It's like, you're an atheist. There.

SPEAKER_03 40:31

There.

SPEAKER_00 40:35

I don't believe. Sorry. No, I'm telling you, I talked to the devil. I like I look at look at the scar. Like, why would you hurt yourself again? Did your cat get you? Like, what's going on? No, it's the devil writing his name on my skin. It's like, I don't see that. That would be the most infuriating character, like in a movie or a book. Just like, dude, if you do not like look at this for what it is, like you are dumb motherfucker.

SPEAKER_02 41:07

Like, it's gonna be towards the end. This is like, I didn't even know she was. It's like she's not murdered kids.

SPEAKER_03 41:15

It's like she was a totally normal neighbor.

SPEAKER_00 41:19

I didn't realize she had like a weird dungeon in her basement. Like, no. He was a totally normal dude. I never thought he would just murder people.

SPEAKER_02 41:30

Weren't you chained up in her basements? Like, I thought it was roleplay. I thought it was a king thing. I was kind of into it. She spanked me. She put a phone. No, but no, for real though, I need to know if there's actually a witch in history that have has actually like oh no, I actually killed those people.

SPEAKER_00 41:52

It's like who's like if there's an actual like witchcraft like admittance and conviction.

SPEAKER_02 42:02

Yeah, it's like that wasn't. Oh no, I did that. So I could I could even show you, yeah.

SPEAKER_00 42:07

The only so in North America, the only one that I know of that was a like a death by witchcraft was the Bell Witch. But we still don't know who exactly the Bell Witch was.

SPEAKER_02 42:18

See, because the only one I know is of in Africa, there was a person who studied black magic. Uh-huh. Right. And he like there were people die around him, and then he would at the end of his like on his deathbed, he said, I killed those people with magic. Like black magic. I like how'd he do that? With black magic, you know? Yeah, but what was the magic? Oh, uh, I forgot a lot of the deaths. Uh there were some of them were like some weird cause of deaths.

SPEAKER_00 42:52

Just like making their heart stop and have heart attacks.

SPEAKER_02 42:54

Heart stops, chokes, uh, diseases. Um what?

SPEAKER_00 43:03

I'm sorry. Alright. So much burnt peanut lately. I love the burnt peanut. But I was watching him choke on that fucking Big Mac and I lost my shit. And then a clip came across my YouTube the other day where they were uh they were doing the it was around Christmas time, and um the girl he plays with Ginji was like, you know, oh like Peanut, did you have something to do with these Pokemon cards? And he's like, look at the camera, how many packs? And she's like 150. He goes, Oh, you got 50 more coming. She's like, Thank you, thank you, you know, whatever. And then made him a custom Pokemon card where it's him getting choked by a Big Mac. And the HP is like 6'7. Like the the card number's like 420. It was a whole bunch of bullshit. But like, just the idea of them like Burnt Peanut sitting there at his computer, and there's some fucking Chud on the other side of Twitch who's just like blackmagicking him. And he's choking on a Big Mac. Like I almost died. It's just like the Chud just slams his fist on the keyboard. He's like, damn it, it didn't work. I was Jim Burn Peanut. Or it's that uh that clown ass fucker that the sheriff, yeah. He's the one doing it.

SPEAKER_03 44:30

Fuck.

SPEAKER_00 44:32

That's insane. Didn't that dude also tell a Muslim kid he was gonna go to hell?

SPEAKER_01 44:37

Yeah. Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 44:39

The sheriff. Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 44:41

And he denied.

SPEAKER_00 44:43

Yeah. So stupid. So dumb. But yeah. So, yeah, back to Goody Cole. Poor Goody, I have a feeling, had such a shit life. Like, such such a beat there. You're just getting like dog. But this is the thing though. Over and over. There's we don't know anything up till she gets to America, right? She gets here, and then it's just like slap down, slap down, slap down, again and again and again. And then she dies. They mutilate her body and put it in a shallow grave.

SPEAKER_03 45:20

And then they're like, got rid of that.

SPEAKER_02 45:23

I just died. Maybe she was getting convicted in Europe, and her husband was like, Alright, we gotta get the. Oh my god. And that's why they went to him first.

SPEAKER_03 45:34

But then he That would be it. She just terrible, dude.

SPEAKER_00 45:50

Poor goody.

SPEAKER_03 45:51

It's like bitch, I told you to stop mumbling. I told you to stop mumbling and doing the black magic.

SPEAKER_00 46:04

Do you want some bread? Bread? Bread? You want bread? But like she's just out here making sourdough. He's just coming in and slapping her. Like, told you to stop making that steak bread. Like.

SPEAKER_02 46:19

No, but like. I'm curious if you counts, like, because she had to have been convicted as well. There's no shot. I think so. But if she was just like perfectly normal and everybody's just like, oh, hey there, old uh Hey Eunice, how's it going? High fiving in the streets. Alright, cool. No, it's like, oh yeah, this is old lady uh old Eunice. Yeah, old lady. That's old Cole. It's like old Cole just doing her thing. She lets us know when there's a storm coming. She feels in her knees.

SPEAKER_00 46:49

And her chicken bones that she's throwing on her dining room table. I'm gonna have a fucking nightmare about this woman tonight. I'm telling you. She's gonna visit me in my dreams, and I'm just like gonna three piece me out of out of out of rest.

SPEAKER_02 47:05

She told me the chicken bone. She told me the wishbone didn't break. I didn't know what it meant.

SPEAKER_01 47:11

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 47:12

I know my husband has a has a fucking appendix.

SPEAKER_03 47:17

I woke up with a I started mumbling.

SPEAKER_00 47:24

Jesus Christ. What? There have been some online accounts of people getting haunted by Goody Cole in Hampton, New Hampshire.

SPEAKER_02 47:37

Yeah. Um what's this about the cows dying? Was it cows or calves? She got accused of two calves dying. Oh my gosh. But it's like I see why she would be I wouldn't even blame her being like a upset? Like being an evil spirit. Because dear gosh, you're getting rolled in the mud.

SPEAKER_00 47:58

She she gets accused in England. They move her to America. She's like, Alright, I'll stop. I'll stop. And then they start accusing her again. She's like, I'm gonna start again. And then she starts doing the black magics and fucking everybody up. This poor woman. This poor woman. Oh lord. Oh. Do you think you can run the gauntlet against Goody Cole? Yes. Alright. Here we go. The rain rattles against the windows of your old rental house in the coastal New Hampshire. You moved there only three days ago, drawn by the town's history and quiet streets. Tonight, however, sleep refuses to come. At exactly 3 13 a.m. a sharp knock echoes from downstairs. Sit upright in your bed. Another knock follows. Then a woman's voice through whispers through the house. You should not have come here. Your bedroom door slowly creaks open on its own. What do you do? I'm sorry, did you want to speedrun this or did you want to hear it all out? No, for this first first two, I'm gonna do it, and then I'm just gonna speedrun out of here. You can investigate the noise, lock the bedroom door and stay hidden, or look out the bedroom window.

SPEAKER_02 49:18

I'm locking the door and staying hidden.

SPEAKER_00 49:21

You lock the bedroom door, the whispering grows louder. Scratching begins on the other side of the walls. Then more scratching, then dozens, as if many hands are dragging their nails across the door. Then you hear a voice. They bury me in these lies. Something slides under the door. A yellow page from an old court document. Pretty cold. The room suddenly drops to a freezing temperature. You A. Read the document. Or Burn the page with a lighter.

SPEAKER_02 49:54

I will read the document. A. Do you want me to give my reasonings or no? Yeah, go ahead. Be okay. I feel like reading the document will be like, okay. Or if I if I burnt.

SPEAKER_00 50:09

This is the worst way to get served papers. You're reading a court document, like, damn! She was pregnant. She's saying it's mine. Fuck. Like, alright.

SPEAKER_02 50:19

So gotta go to You pick up the documents and you just hear a whisper. He's like, you've been served.

SPEAKER_00 50:27

Good Cole, come on back.

SPEAKER_02 50:29

We got a job for you, girl. Like. No, but like, okay. I feel like if I burn the document, right, it's it's like, okay, I'm trying to keep the truth hidden. Uh-huh. But if I read the document, it's like, oh, I I I'm learning the truth. Unless the document is the lie.

SPEAKER_00 50:50

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 50:51

Okay.

SPEAKER_00 50:51

Then it would be the vice versa, but the paper details accusations against the woman blamed for illness, bad crops, and deaths. As you finish reading, the whispering stops. The final line appears that wasn't there before. Find the truth. So you can either A search the town archives tomorrow, or B, ignore the message and just go back to sleep. They're both the same. But you're not ignoring the message. Like.

SPEAKER_02 51:18

But like, okay, but if I pick A, right? It's like, okay, tomorrow. It's like, what am I gonna do? Am I gonna stay up and like, okay, I gotta wait for the I'm gonna go to sleep.

SPEAKER_00 51:27

Alright, look, to be honest, here's the deal. It's 3 13 a.m., right? Yeah. You have an old bitch come to your fucking door and give you court document papers underneath of it, whispering while thousands of nails scratch at the walls around you. There's a storm outside. Are you really going back to sleep? Yeah. You're you're fucking insane. I could not. I'd be up for the next four fucking days.

SPEAKER_02 51:58

I'll be like, listen, I'll get to it. I gotta go to the library tomorrow. I'm picking A, I guess. Right. I'll be like, I'm gonna go, I'm gonna get it done tomorrow. I'm gonna get it done tomorrow. But I'm just I'm on my way, goody. Don't you worry, girl. I gotta take a nap now. I gotcha. I gotcha. Good night. Alright. And then I'm gone. Taking NyQuil.

SPEAKER_00 52:22

Taking NyQuil. It's crazy. I'm just gonna drug myself so I can go to sleep again, goody. Um, please don't disturb me. I will go. I will go to the archives tomorrow.

SPEAKER_02 52:34

But if we're being honest here, I would have my my computer and I would just do the research there.

SPEAKER_00 52:39

Like if we're if we're being really technical, I would just got here like two days ago. This is the third day, like third night. Like I didn't have your PC set up yet.

SPEAKER_02 52:50

But I'm saying in modern house, like, oh, I got a laptop or something.

SPEAKER_00 52:53

You choose A. Yes. You search the archives, visit the cemeteries, and uh you uncover forgotten records prov proving the accused woman had been wrongfully blamed for misfortune beyond her control. You share the documents with the town of Historical Society. Soon a memorial is erected. On the night of its dedication, you see the ghost one final time. She smiles warmly. Then years of anger vanish from her face, and she fades into the dawn. It's hilarious that you just raw dogged out of fucking wind.

SPEAKER_02 53:32

Do you do you? Do you remember what I said in the very beginning? Like Yeah. The very beginning, after you read the story, I was like, you have to make a deal. Like if she comes to you. Oh shit.

SPEAKER_00 53:43

Yeah, you're right.

SPEAKER_02 53:43

I was like, you gotta make a deal. You made a deal. Like, if if so like the very first question is like, what would you do if a a woman who was uh wrongfully convicted? Yes, and now it's haunting you, it's like, oh, she's gonna kill you no matter what. So now I feel like I have to make a deal with her. It's like, okay, let me clear your name. I'm the best survivalist. Like, there's no hands down. You pull me in any kind of supernatural, supernatural, like room or whatever adventure.

SPEAKER_00 54:19

Next week, I'm putting you up against like the most insane fucking thing I can find. It's gonna be like art the clown. It's gonna work you like a puppet.

SPEAKER_02 54:30

That one werewolf, the roo not the ruru, but it was like this Sasquatch type deal, whatever it was. That one, that one was hard. The adventure. I think it was when we started the adventure stuff, and it was up in the mountains, I was hiking alone, and it was like this thing that was like very smart. It wanted to get closer, it kind of mimicked or whatever to make it was it the Ozark Howard? Yes, I think it was the Ozark Howard. The bear, yeah. The bear thing. It was like that one was hard, but guess what? I survived that. I survived it, but I came out injured as hell.

SPEAKER_00 55:06

Yeah, you didn't didn't it like toss you down a mountain or anything? Yeah, I know I'm just gonna be. And it was like, peace, brother.

SPEAKER_02 55:16

Yeah, it's like you're safe for this one day. Up covered around. And it's like, dude, I've scraped either bye by luck or whatever, but it's clear to know that in these situations, I'm the protagonist. It's like I got that plot armor on. Good night.

SPEAKER_00 55:36

Well, that just means next week. I might have to pit you up against something.

SPEAKER_02 55:41

Fucking right. I won't lie, the conjuring one, that one was kind of like tricky. That one was really.

SPEAKER_00 55:47

That was like some insane, like outside of the box, like different dimension shit.

SPEAKER_02 55:52

When we got to the church one, I was like church side of the story of it. I was like, do we choose to go inside the cellar or into the woods? And I'm like, and then we figured out oh, the ch inside of the church is just death.

SPEAKER_03 56:05

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 56:06

Cellar, I don't even know, but something was in there. We somehow.

SPEAKER_00 56:11

It was all Bathsheba.

SPEAKER_02 56:12

Yeah, but somehow we made it out.

SPEAKER_00 56:15

Yeah. Which so this is kind of crazy though, because this also kind of goes on a trend of women wrongfully accused of some shit, whether in life or in death. Bathsheba Sherman, not a fucking conjurer. She did not do anything with the fucking devil, and the parent family was just like, that's just normal, normal lady. That's the lady that's that's moving the fucking doors at night. You know, we don't have rats in our 14-bedroom fucking mansion.

SPEAKER_02 56:46

One child mishap in her in her entire life now. That's very tragic, but like, it's not she's not witchcraft.

SPEAKER_00 56:53

It was Eunice Goody Cole. Oh, good indentured servant, brought to America by her husband, and working for, I think it was Matthew Craddock, and accused for witchcraft up until her death.

SPEAKER_02 57:07

Can you imagine if you had like Tourette's back in the day like that? Oh my god. I just don't look. You would have been like This is scared. Like, goodness. Holy shit. And she just got caught on mumbling.

SPEAKER_00 57:24

She got caught on mumble.

SPEAKER_02 57:26

Holy crap.

SPEAKER_00 57:27

Somebody out there has the perfect opportunity to make like the goody cold mumble rap, you know? Ram and like sourdough bread and devil worship together. Like, or we're geek your bee or whatever. Um, well anyway. Um but yeah, no, it it's it's crazy because like looking looking at the history of it, you you really do start to see kind of like those same the ley lines of accusation, conviction, and kind of us having to go back and do it because of critical thinking.

SPEAKER_02 57:59

And now she could have been a witch, actually. She could have been witch. It could have been that weird among us moment of like, okay, I am the imposter, but like I gave no evidence of being the imposter. What the fuck?

SPEAKER_00 58:13

Yeah, why am I getting stuck in myself? No. I to I mean, to be honest, I think she was just kind of like a haggard old woman who I think it was also she knew techniques that other people didn't know.

SPEAKER_02 58:27

Like how the the starter overhead, yeah. The formation knowing the storms and all that stuff, and then everybody else just like needed something to blame during the time, and it was like, oh, you're just a perfect victim for that.

SPEAKER_00 58:39

You're just an angry old woman. You must be a witch.

SPEAKER_02 58:42

You're you're you're the blame for everything that's going wrong with the witch.

SPEAKER_00 58:45

Which is also kind of crazy to me because then you look at like you you look at the depiction of a witch, and what does a witch look like? It's a nasty old lady, right? I do some research and see like where like the the the common the common depiction of a witch comes from. I don't even know because there's like Wizard of Oz witch, like I mean, but at the same time, like her sister was a witch, but she looked like a fucking princess. Yeah. Floated out in a little bubble. So I don't know. I'm gonna have to I'm gonna have to do some research. If you guys know where the modern day depiction of a witch comes from, put it in the comments below. I'm curious.

SPEAKER_02 59:26

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SPEAKER_00 1:00:00

Any interaction help. Absolutely, and you can do your part. Unless you're a witch. Even if you're a witch. If anything, I would like more practicing witches to like our con like actually, I would love I would I would love to meet some witches.

SPEAKER_02 1:00:12

Like actually, like an actual witch.

SPEAKER_00 1:00:14

Who actually practice? Like that would be pretty cool to us. If you're a practicing witch, reach out to us at our email address below or in our comments. Well, uh, we'd love to talk to you. I want to get terror cards.

SPEAKER_02 1:00:25

Like I have terror cards. I thought that was a professional. Like to read, you know.

SPEAKER_00 1:00:31

Oh, you don't think my my my ability is is to tear it is uh like up to snuff?

SPEAKER_02 1:00:38

I feel like you would like look at the cards, I'd ask you what they mean. Death, death, death. No, it would be like, oh, I guess you gotta sleep with me now. It's like, oh wow, okay. I don't think that's what it means. It's like, no, that's that's what that means.

SPEAKER_00 1:00:50

Yeah, that one right there means we gotta have we gotta have man sex, and you've got to you've got to finish. You have to finish. That is that is awful. So once again, I've been all over YouTube lately. Like I've had so much time at work, and then it dawned on me the end of month is like tomorrow. Yeah. Oh, happy birthday, America. 250. We did it. Woo woo. Um, yeah, so this comes out what, July 3rd?

SPEAKER_02 1:01:23

Yeah, uh, about said July 4th, but yeah, it's gonna be right now.

SPEAKER_00 1:01:26

Comes out July 4th, the next day will be July. Yeah, it comes out July 3rd, the next day will be July 4th. Merry Independence Day, everybody. Um don't go around accusing the people who are letting the fireworks of witchcraft. Gosh. Anyway. But I have been watching a lot of YouTube, so I have nothing to do at work, right? Wanna end it? No. They gotta hear this, right? Oh gosh. Because the tarot cards would be like very much the the bad idea guys, the you want me to come, guys, the obsession director and everybody. Yeah, yeah. Um, yeah, we can make a skit for them where I make a tarot card thing, and it's like, no, you've gotta come. I don't want to come. I don't want to come. Like, you've got to come. Like, I don't want you to come.

SPEAKER_02 1:02:13

What's this? It's like you gotta get make it. He's like, You gotta take your clothes off. I'm sorry.

SPEAKER_00 1:02:18

You gotta you gotta take your clothes off, and you gotta come with me. He's like, What is this one? You gotta come with me.

SPEAKER_02 1:02:21

You gotta take my clothes off.

SPEAKER_00 1:02:24

You've got to come with me. I don't wanna come with you. Why would I wanna come with you?

SPEAKER_02 1:02:28

It's like I really don't think that this is what the cards mean. That's what the cards mean. So Ghost Singles.