#27 第二十七集扛不住：電梯、廁所、青商會都在搞我 _ Why Me’s Podcast

梯永遠停低樓層，
廁所永遠剛好客滿。

從便利商店繳費卡隊、捷運睡覺攻擊，
一路聊到青商會被迫營業，最後直接變成全場翻譯小弟。

老實說，
最累的不是上班，
是下班後世界還不肯放過你。

The elevator always stops at the lower floors, and the bathroom is somehow always full.

From getting trapped behind bill payments at the convenience store, to defending yourself from sleeping attacks on the MRT,  all the way to becoming the unpaid translator sidekick at a Junior Chamber event.

Honestly,
the most exhausting part isn’t work itself,
it’s realizing the world still won’t leave you alone after you clock out.

Transcript

SPEAKER_01 7:02

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SPEAKER_02 7:11

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SPEAKER_01 7:43

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SPEAKER_02 10:30

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SPEAKER_01 11:26

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SPEAKER_02 17:07

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SPEAKER_01 17:08

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SPEAKER_02 19:54

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SPEAKER_01 20:05

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SPEAKER_02 20:10

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SPEAKER_01 20:22

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SPEAKER_02 20:28

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SPEAKER_01 24:02

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SPEAKER_02 24:38

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SPEAKER_01 25:08

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SPEAKER_02 25:28

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SPEAKER_01 25:49

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SPEAKER_02 26:00

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SPEAKER_01 26:29

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SPEAKER_02 27:16

Taiwan Mai. Taiwan the Hoshial Remai host.

SPEAKER_01 27:29

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