#28 第二十八集陵園購：手槍、警察、黑白人 _ Why Me’s Podcast

自由美利堅，快樂每一天。

怎麼別人的美國夢都是發家致富走上人生坦途。

而我，

被詐騙就算了，東西被搶就算了，

還跟手槍來了一次近距離的接吻。

Everyone else's American Dream seems to be getting rich and living their best life.

Meanwhile, me...

Getting scammed? Check.

Getting robbed? Check.

And to top it all off, I even had a very intimate, up-close kiss with a pistol.

My American Dream is apparently the DLC nobody asked for.

Transcript

SPEAKER_02 1:15

Okay.

SPEAKER_01 1:25

So hey, hasn't near me. So it's your nun just sunshine.

SPEAKER_02 2:49

Tell yo yin. Eh?

SPEAKER_01 2:50

So him make good EMP to tea, so can jing as a young eager eager. Okay, okay. No, how should you do it? Oh, how does it go? Young Jason Chin. Fanzen Fanzen Moon Chenai Chang Hua Fu San Shanghai, Hyo Shin Jiapo, Donan Chang. So he wasn't pinching Shangang Chang. No doubt I see y'all to find our ruma or just going to the new goo or the cool go me down.

SPEAKER_02 6:40

Mayo see the house and how changed more yes, they know fence club has ordered. Oh, how changes. Okay. Yeah, yeah. Don't see us who is so you're saying my own canum boon yao that don't see uh easy so you can some treat too, eh? So I put zoo food, type from my toes of me. Now I dai chang me on cheek and you so ah, not some kai jelly. Oh, so she kiddosa, also see yen chazi chang uh don't see sign or typhoon time to make some go. Uh how like one kite or kai pay. Original price is twelve hundred. Now I just buy changing quite can't tell you. Now two line, you tea and you buy and shell. Oh shell high and me or those she goes to think I had a two year. Okay, so you know the earnings earning earn yet. Oh, so poems house earning earnings. No, you wouldn't know shall how things are. Oh, yeah. Um has not eager Biden shall go in. How so oh now has a jungle mean job. Now can go square. So I think she didn't so I was a hang yen. No, I was all how no din how did how no thing that I do. Now Lio Dian, just young Leo Dian, now say and diamond, why mean things? Uh has just on pumpkin hang yu and my tang. So you don't mean Jiao, so change of how not sent to not so you kai to kai go chi. Now kaigu chi is a home uh just next so uh which you are gonna get some done okay how is it so in your voice and I go as a cat. So okay, how next um tinsa who and you know the cow bay has called it so tinsa high so and eh? Um that's all you can do, but uh pang being how to me and also and diagram once I ran to young tongue make order. Now just have a turkey. Doing uh Yanghuna highlight shall hide by the more young. How some kind of young ching, don't do something you say is a gang. Damn, you say in shell high that's she still teenager canji. How so teen? Oh, you think I told some booyun too yang? How do you so shall I say so each other idiot? Oh day, chien. Now how do you so eight thend the mouth send the temple far piano? Okay, I can't can't find a fine junk. No, you can also die to also junctian, they want to junge. Now can't so hot. Okay. Now Hanna's own cases, one has given you about junk small. Then there's one has a material with two eating Pan. She's not too gang she pushes her man. No, we'll have to wrong tongue tongue go shoe. No, not so taught pang be so I will not so it's just hung to my body like a child. So how do you lay pan chocolate so changes way and so it holds you in hazard? You put out pie divine. So eating cut out so hard to turbise in the song. Just a mil pai. No mil pie. Oh. Tong tongue needs or two song. Oh, this is my to sang pie. So how just now try some can you how you can see your hand shell so we mean how I'm so true, power meal, so not so. Oh, you can't push and kind of chi how it's all one changy or chi no. Oh I don't matter, I don't know, tomorrow to mother. Oh, also you're chunky, a bit changed all the small small some young yang. Now that Joe E. We can't eat go into Joe Y Mako, how young Pugonita e the outer as a dark, those da Joe E. Kami, I can tell you eating doesn't mean that you eat or Joe Jo can have changed now. So Yao Chin Tai Chin Chang Bia Dong Yang. Now, Tai Wong, so you mean she had the moon chiang. Now just how put on tucking chings on boy jungle sappy. Oh, your mail is then can siting. Oh, that's all you won't change. What does that mean? Oh. Now that's all hugging ho either.

SPEAKER_03 22:22

Oh.

SPEAKER_02 22:25

How ingancy some more two night song Mangon Ta su haggang. Oh, my hack to some hundred and tall pool. How can I also fight can out saying such a junk thing hold? Had you done so you earn you being long jungle and so how does the diagnosia would young so sang dasu mayo any candle Tayo na Chang Chu Lima. Also Tayo Kandal, because how can out the sea has a to go uh tanai and a child can out in July that's a doubt on Jama Jasu, that's a Jobian. Now how does this mean that's a Yobian can down to Yanger? Now Chenzo can get to white house. Oh. Uh the chino, how to catch that can you so chi. Oh how fun tau sang. Oh the younger jinta. Now so in sang. How shall do need so egg and nine drinks? Now you find a new s and you can double song.

SPEAKER_03 28:47

Oh.

SPEAKER_02 28:55

Oh, so okay, how now how you china yo pouch me and you won.

SPEAKER_01 29:02

Now when you want you do and so has so eight, so that's all going so in those old ni children goose.

SPEAKER_02 29:43

Oh I like so safe with Jin Kong Kanda. Oh, like go and do young. Yo are your cannon cannot also next or kind of pachi. Has also not taken to woods that make young man. So we may buy some changes. That's also to the wood, tell me a chend. Oh Nisango Jin, you tell ya. No, ho I think it's all Joe Tionka and the To Shanghai Too's jad, how to judge. Oh, your ho shoe. Sons of a dog. No, you uh Chinese.

SPEAKER_01 34:01

So you found Hoshang can eat that two. Just the needs of go to no canchoto make a package. So it just taught you can I so maybe so tag a tina child chica chin china tongue. But it's a child.

SPEAKER_02 34:50

Oh Nanko at Hanna so it has a coach, sir. Oh, it's a pingo.

SPEAKER_01 34:56

How the ping goes in the mulenton.