#30 第三十集菜英文：世界盃涼了，美國夢不能涼 _ Why Me’s Podcast

世界盃還沒踢完，
錢包已經先被淘汰。

從五千塊玩到剩五百、AI 分析賠率，
一路聊到菜英文、英文腦重建，
最後甚至立下年底前挑戰外商的偉大誓言。

老實說，
最可怕的不是世界盃涼了，
是你想講英文，結果實習生叫你講中文。

The World Cup isn’t even over yet, but my wallet has already been eliminated.

From turning five thousand into five hundred, to asking AI to analyze betting odds,
we somehow ended up talking about broken English and rebuilding an English brain, then even made a grand promise to take on a new challenge before the end of the year.

Honestly,
the scariest part isn’t the World Cup going cold—
it’s wanting to speak English, only for the interns to tell you,
“Chinese is fine.”

Transcript

SPEAKER_01 0:04

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SPEAKER_02 0:39

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SPEAKER_01 22:37

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SPEAKER_02 22:38

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