#31 第三十一集大跳王：全村希望，一秒淘汰 _ Why Me’s Podcast

運動會還沒開始，
老闆的威脅已經先到場。

從公司運動會、隊長亂出主意，
一路聊到 Podcast 第二季改版、來賓計畫、IG 短影音，
最後跳繩淘汰賽直接變成一秒下班。

老實說，
最可怕的不是輸掉比賽，
是你以為自己是全村希望，結果你是一開始的絕望。

The sports day hadn’t even started yet, but the boss’s threat had already arrived.

From the company sports day and the team captain throwing out terrible ideas,
to talking about Podcast Season 2 upgrades, guest plans, and IG short-form videos, the jump rope elimination round somehow turned into a one-second clock-out.

Honestly,
the scariest part isn’t losing the game—
it’s thinking you’re the village’s last hope,
only to realize you were the opening act of despair.

Transcript

SPEAKER_00 0:53

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SPEAKER_01 4:00

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SPEAKER_00 4:52

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SPEAKER_01 5:49

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SPEAKER_00 6:05

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SPEAKER_01 9:09

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SPEAKER_00 9:15

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SPEAKER_01 16:39

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SPEAKER_00 16:51

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SPEAKER_01 17:51

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SPEAKER_02 18:08

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SPEAKER_00 18:49

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SPEAKER_01 20:38

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SPEAKER_00 24:11

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SPEAKER_01 24:40

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SPEAKER_00 28:58

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SPEAKER_01 29:15

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