Episode XXV

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You're hanging out with Bob and Brad. Two guys with too many moods, too many takes, and not nearly enough facts. Welcome to Bob and Brad. Perpetually wrong.

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Bob, how are you today? Today, I am awesome. March 19th. The start of March Madness. It is. And a basketball season. And here we are at Darb's patio. Whack of patio bar.

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True, there's no patio. And I tried getting us up on the balcony for the special show. Because it is a special show.

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Yeah, because it's XXV.

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Another Roman numeral. And they said, nope, can't be up in the balcony. So here we are.

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How do you figure they picked X for 10?

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I don't know. I have no idea where that came from. Maybe we should do some research.

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We should. I has one. I get that. It's I. I. I am one. Yep.

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Two is two I'm I.

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Yep. Which is two I might start introducing you as uh. This is my I.

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And that's my I. Yeah. I'm yeah.

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The uh crowd's starting to pick up here.

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It is, it is. Um they got trivia coming in here tonight, so uh it's gonna get a little rowdy around here.

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Um funny that she tried saying it's because they got trivia and they got basketball.

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Uh huh.

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Big fucking sign out front that says Bob and Brad. Perpetually wrong, yeah. Yeah, that didn't bring nobody in, didn't it?

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That's that's why there's a line out front, and they're slowly letting them in.

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One at a time. Uh-huh. Fire marshal's still working. Can't let them crowd it.

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That's right. So it may be a little noisy in the background for some of the for the listeners compared to what you're used to, but we're live on on the radio. They know how to work their fucking radio. They can tune all that out. We're live on location, Darb's patio, eating rapids.

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Um yes, we were asked to do this.

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Yes. And um, so it's a lot more comfortable here. It is it's actually a really good spot. I mean, the camera fits really there. I got my leg up. Yep. So it is the start of the brackets today. Uh football or football.

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That's a season to go.

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Yeah. Uh basketball. I don't like I don't like basketball, but basketball starts.

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You know where you get confused? Where? Because have you ever seen a seal ice skate and play hockey? Probably not. Nope. You ever seen a seal run down to the 40-yard line and catch a pass? Nope. Probably not.

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Uh-uh.

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But you know what a seal can do? Play basketball. Fucking right they can.

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What? Yeah, it's XXV. Yeah, we got this. Peanut gallery is telling us what what episode we're on. Luckily haven't covered that already. Jesus. It's funny to see them all here for us. It is. It is. Um got the peanut gallery out there. No big deal. But yeah, basketball. Started today at 1215, first game. Was it that early? It was. For the for the March Madness NCAA brackets.

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Uh already had a couple upsets. Wisconsin. Um the school that beat them.

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Wisconsin. He just told me to high point.

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Yep.

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High point beat Wisconsin. Whooped their ass. It wasn't even they beat them. They whooped their ass. So that screwed a lot of people's brackets up, which I'm laughing about.

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Get rid of it right away.

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Yeah.

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Because you know, I'd rather lose in this round than to make it. Actually, make it to the final. Yeah. And then lose.

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I'm predicting the final match.

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Who is it?

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Michigan and Michigan State in the finals.

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How the brackets work. Can that happen?

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It can. It can. Uh, there was some guy named Kenny on TV. He called it, but he said state was gonna win overall. That's where he's wrong.

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You think Michigan will? Michigan's gonna take it.

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And they're gonna beat little brother, like they always do.

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You are against a primo Michigan.

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And then Izzo's gonna be like, I said I wasn't nobody's damn little brother. He's getting older. He got pissed off about that. Did you see that clip? That was crazy. Hey, fuck you. Yeah, you know what? Play better. But honestly, I really like Izzo, even though he's not my team's coach. I really like him. He's a good guy. I ever tell you about my Izzo story of seeing him at BJ's? No, let's hear it.

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I didn't? No. Oh. Well, we're shopping at BJ's.

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And uh that's not blowjobs for those that don't know. It's a wholesale coach club like Sam's in Costco.

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Yes. However, I got really excited the first time I delivered to BJ's years ago. Uh huh. BJ's wholesale. I'm like, fuck, good. I can finally afford them.

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Nah.

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No. Anywho, Izo's recognizable by 90% of the people out there. Uh-huh. And he's pushing a cart with his uh, I forget his wife's name. Uh the little Lupe. Yes. Yeah. And they're coming up and down. It was COVID time, so we all had our mouse on. Uh huh. And I'm looking. I said, Trish, that's Tom Izzo. Whatever, no, it isn't. And they walk back. Down the next aisle because they're doing opposites. As they come down one, we're going up it. Yeah. And we did three aisles. And every time I said, Trish, that's Izzo. No, it isn't. She naturally thinks I'm stupid. Well, we get down, going down this other aisle, and I'm looking at him. He's looking at me. And I said, Yeah, it's Brad Simmons. I put my mask on. No, you didn't. No, you didn't. He laughed and he said, There's no way she was gonna believe you. Have a good day. Oh, if it wasn't COVID, I could have gotten the picture and shit up. That was funny.

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He probably has never had anybody pull that one out. Probably not.

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You know?

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And he's probably listening. I bet he is. If he's listening, he needs email in.

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Half his team is?

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Yeah.

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He'd be a foolish well, probably not right now. Well no, they're busy. Oh, we're not live anyways.

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Well, yeah, but they're playing who they're playing right now. Yeah, who are we recording?

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North Dakota?

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Yeah, North Dakota State.

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Oh. This week with uh Facebook, I had an altercation where I commented on somebody's post. Uh-huh. And then I got called the small-minded piece of shit. And she had this big list of, oh, me problems, me problems. Well, fuck you. And then she comes back later and says, hey, I had to delete it because of this, that's and the other thing, whatever. But we're not at an airport. You don't tell me what you're doing, just do it. Right. You know, and then you you put it on there because you were throwing a fucking fit. Uh-huh. Leave it on there. Yeah. I have never deleted one fucking thing. Oh I did delete one thing on Facebook once. Yeah. And you know what picture that was. Uh-huh. The one I posted. Yes. Yeah. But that's the only thing I ever deleted. I don't get rid of people, they get rid of me. And what do they do when they get rid of you? They delete you. They're like, this chick didn't delete me because she can't stand the thought of not having me around. Right, right. But she probably masturbates. It's like when you used to hang up the phone. Remember you used to be able to slam the phone? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Now you do it, it costs yourself fucking 1700 bucks.

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Right. Yeah, you just hit the button. Yeah. No, no, fuck you. They should have a hard hit. Yeah.

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They should.

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Yeah, like make it slam in their ear. Right. Yeah. Somebody's already amused to it. Yep. Yep. Yeah, they're already. We missed out on that. Yeah.

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Well.

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We should really keep our comments.

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Quiet. No, because we give everybody million-dollar ideas and then we don't get no benefits of it.

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And they don't even give us back 33 cents a day. Oh, Nikki Campbell. I apologize. You were one of the original founders when it came to sponsoring. One of. Um Bob uh gets to talking about, but this is going to make it really rough here.

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Oh boy. Yeah, keep going back.

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Yeah. Wow. Oh.

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It's not about you, Nikki. It's about the uh people coming in the building.

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Yeah. But I want to say thank you to all the people that are sponsoring us. Uh when we get to naming names, we tend to forget some people, but now everything's okie dokie artichokey. Yeah. And uh a good thing that we'll never forget you again is if you double down on that.

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Yeah, because really the ones we talk about the most are the top supporters. So if they're put if they're spending the most money, they're getting the most credit. Like uh commercials. Yeah, yeah. Do you want a 30-second snippet or do you want a 60-second snippet?

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We should do commercials.

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Right now? Be Zelmer Trucking, Brian and Christy Zelmer, they are buying the whole minute.

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Wouldn't that be fun if we had like a button on there and we could just go to commercial?

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There is a way to do that.

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I know. Yeah. I keep thinking about buying one of them.

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Yeah, yeah. And here's the deal, okay? Oh, thank you. Oh, good night. This is way better than the studio.

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This is way better. Oh, wow, you don't even serve me like this.

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No.

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And I don't look half as good. Anywho, so we should start doing this. Yeah. And traveling around to a different bar every week. We could be world travelers. World renowned world travelers.

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World travelers?

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I think so.

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Alright. I mean we had a little VIP party last weekend. That was a good time. Oh man. Great time.

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That was a great time, actually. Yeah.

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Homemade breadsticks, homemade pizza, cold beer.

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Yep.

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Lots of entertainment.

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And girls trying to swallow a big old fucking donger.

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Oh, yeah. That thing was big.

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Christy said she could get half of it, and I said, you can't even get over the head. She couldn't even get over the peehole.

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And then I had a set of fake boobs walking around and they got motorboated like you wouldn't believe. What was his name? Greg? Greg.

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Yeah.

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Yep.

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Was a cool guy. Somebody we met. And he says, you know, you guys are in ten countries, but I opened for Aerosmith at the silver dollar.

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And we thought he was full of shit.

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Until his wife stepped up.

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Until he started telling us the facts.

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Yeah.

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Greg was a cool dude.

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We should get him on this.

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We will.

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What's his last name? Do you know? Scheibel. Shibel.

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Yep.

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Not Shiblee.

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No.

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Okay.

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So yeah, we we end up running into some people that were at the little little get together there. Little myth, though. Yeah.

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It was a good time. Yep. But all them people, what did you tell them? You said.

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I said. Take all your pictures and all your videos. And take a picture of this phone number, which is the phone number to the podcast. And send all your content so we can use it for promotions and stuff for the podcast. Oh, I'm not in control of it.

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I'll tell you what, zero.

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Zero. So there must have been 30 fucking people there. There was. So while you're listening, and then you're like, oh shit, I was one of them that was supposed to send the stuff.

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Please send it.

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Get to your camera reel. Send your photos, send your videos.

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616-528-8293.

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Yep.

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It's that simple. Oh, and while you're sending us pictures, tell us how many people you're going to bring on the uh June 6th. First annual.

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Bob and Brad. Bike ride. Hell yeah. Yeah.

unknown 12:05

Oh.

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So uh I got to the bar a little ahead of uh Bradley here.

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Way ahead.

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And I actually had the day off work, so I but I started at 11:30. Because I ain't no bitch. And uh I sat with some of our listeners and uh talked to them and I says, hey, I got a couple notes on the on the note app. Do you want to hear what we're gonna talk about? And they're like, Yeah, yeah, let's hear what's hear what you gotta say. And so I read off a couple of them, and uh the response from one of them was because you are both closed-minded motherfuckers.

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I know who probably said that. I'm not gonna say her name.

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Right.

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No.

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Well, you know who said it.

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I'm not gonna say it, Miss Baker.

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But uh why wouldn't she, Miss Baker? I am for real.

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I mean I don't want to sound rude. She's a cute girl. If she had a better attitude, I'd probably go mow her yard.

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You'd mow her yard?

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I don't want to say it derogatory. I don't think I'm not closed-minded like that.

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I don't think she mows the grass. Who mows it over there? I think Dexter does.

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Really?

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Actually, I know he does because he got a he got himself a new zero turn last year.

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You got a bad boy? It is. Oh, no, she.

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I told him I says I'd go with a bad boy if I were you. So you started looking at how's he looking on orange? I never looked at him mowing. You mow? Uh Lucas mow? No. Kelly? Yeah. Yeah. She she mows she mows 75% of the time.

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You know, I like doing when I mow. What? Riding around my shirt off, getting a suntan. Yeah. Kelly do that? Yep.

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Yeah, that's why I let her mow. That's why the campground's fall. That's why I let her mow. There's a reason. Does she really?

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No.

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Backyard?

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No.

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No.

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No. She has, like, if I get home and she's mowing and she'll she'll stop, she'll flash me. How much fun is that? It's awesome. I love it.

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Yep. We've seen them a million times. Right. But one more time.

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But they're still mine.

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Right.

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And I still like to see them.

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Yeah, it's fun when they're fun like that.

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Well, she'll be like and I'll pull them in the driveway and I'll get out of the truck. And she'll be like, she'll stop. She'll be like, whoop. And I'm like, hell yeah.

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Fuck yeah. Pretty soon, another 10 years, she'll just have to whoo. They go down quick. Oh. Oh. Yeah. I hope not. How's your pond doing?

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Oh my god, it's full.

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Look good, don't it?

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Oh, it looks great.

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I know mine does too.

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In fact, I had to go save the SS Lucas out of the pond again because I pulled it to the edge.

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You need a rope to tie that up around the pier.

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That's a good idea. I should do that. You should. Instead, I grabbed a long stick and I shoved it from one end of the pond, and I walked, got it to the edge, and I walked it around, and I got the skid steer and a s and a ratchet strap and I pulled the motherfucker out. Where'd you put the ratchet strap? Did you put it around the pedal? Yep. Yep. Fished it in one side over and back up and hooked it to the grapple bucket. Pulled it off. What did you do? Hook it to the little cleat?

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I hooked it around the god. Well, the cleat first broke that off. Then I wrapped around the pedals and I pulled. Never gave it a thought that once you start going through the dirt, stop. I broke a paddle off.

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Well, see, what I had is I I've got the skid steer with the gravel bucket, so I was able to get it. And so I picked her out. So she was sitting on the back of it.

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Get it off the paddles.

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Yes, yes.

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That would have been handy.

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Yeah. Should have called. I'd have been right there.

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I could have got my fucking fire pit cleaned out at the same time. I might just go push that motherfucker in the pond tonight and give you a call. But yeah, if I could get an 80-degree day right now with the sun out, I'd take the only picture ever that I would take of that pond again. Because it's so fucking full.

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Who mows your grass?

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Well, actually, we got a guy, uh, Ricardo. Um he comes up. He's uh he's kind of a migrant. He he comes up in the summertime from Florida, and uh he does a pretty good job on that yard. Although I I'll mow it once in a while. If they they he he ain't coming in, I'll go out there and mow it. But I don't think he likes me mowing it because I drop the duck and I mow it because I don't want to mow it every day.

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But he likes to mow, so he leaves a hire. Oh. And then he can mow again and again. Six days a week.

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He just twists the weeds. Yeah. He don't, yeah, I don't think he cuts around.

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Eight days a week. Is that the baby?

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Yeah. Yeah. Can you name them? You got Paul and Paul? Paul McCartney. Ringo Star. Ringo Star.

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Uh Ozzy Osborne.

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Uh, and one more.

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Oh no.

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Yeah, Ringo Paul. You got uh I can pitch your ass.

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Um I heard that about you.

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Hey, ask them. I bet they know. I don't know. Probably threw her panties at one. Um George Harrison. And I always forget the other one. Are you looking it up?

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No.

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Oh.

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No, I don't know. You should look it up.

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Yeah, would you? George Harrison, Paul McCartney, Ringo Star, and that other guy nobody knows. Um God damn. John Lennon.

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Yep.

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Yep. I should have known that because he's got the best Christmas. Yeah, you're a little off on that. It was a joke. Jesus Christ, yeah. Um back in the day when the Beatles came over here. Uh yeah, the stones too. Yeah. Would you have been a Rolling Stones guy or a Beatles guy, you think?

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Rolling Stones.

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Yeah. Yeah. Hands down.

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Yeah. Beatles are good. But the Beatles, the Beatles I put in the same class as Johnny Cash. Like they're all the same. I I don't know.

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I just I'm both from England, right?

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Johnny Cash?

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No. Uh he's from Tennessee or some shit. Yeah, I don't know. But uh the the Stones, they're from over there, right? Are they? I think so.

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Oh, I don't know.

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Um McJagger moves like he's I got the moves like Jagger.

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She got the moves like Jagger. That's uh Oh, that's that's a good Maroon 5, ain't it?

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Yeah. Yeah. And how does he sing that high?

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I have no idea.

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Yeah, they got some good songs too. They're not like my typical go-to band, but uh they're from the United Kingdom.

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All right.

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Yeah, yeah. London. And that fucking Keith Richards, he's almost as old as my grandma. I think she babysat him a couple times. She might have. Fuck. And he's still alive, doing good. I don't know how. Tucker blood. I think we need to drink more.

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Yeah, tucker blood.

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Well, yeah, that motherfucker too. Yeah. Yeah. Oh, those 17 times.

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I want to party with Charlie Sheen sometime.

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It'd be a good time. It'd be a real good time.

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Um getting to be nice out again.

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We gotta nail some shit down for this bike ride.

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Oh, yeah.

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Uh Christy Zomer said that. Yeah. We gotta text your ideas, text some shit. Uh, but Christy Zommer said she is gonna buy a big old like gift for the person at the end.

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Yeah.

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And so we just gotta decide. Do we want to do it like a poker run where best hand wins? Do you want to just do a 50-50 type thing where everybody gets a ticket?

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I kind of like the poker run deal.

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I think it'd be funny.

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Winner takes it.

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Yeah, I think it'd be fun. And then uh Megan Burke said that to add uh Christy's graciousness, she would uh put their dinner and drinks for free for that night, whoever won.

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Whoever won the poker run?

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Yeah. So if you win, make sure you buy everybody around or two.

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Yeah. Cheap fuck. And and you know what? We shouldn't have to buy any of our drinks.

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Oh, I don't think we will. Not gonna happen.

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Yeah.

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Nope. We should uh put it on Jim's bill. Yeah. Put that one on Stacy's.

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Yeah.

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I'll work my way around them. Have you ever seen a Stacy's mom that really had it going on? All the Stacey's I know their moms ain't you're right.

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I haven't, yeah. Yeah. No, I I And I don't know, is it age?

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What is it? But every year I notice more hot moms. Oh yeah. Are they just getting hotter or are we just getting more I think it's in the chicken.

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You think so? I think it's in the chicken. I think it's the hormones in the chicken.

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They didn't have moms looking like that back in the day.

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And school teachers. If you're a female school teacher, you're probably pretty hot.

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For the most part.

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Right.

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Yeah. I mean, you know, I was just thinking she's probably pretty smart because I'm more into mental than I am looks.

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Oh, shame on you. Bless your heart. Yeah, I bless your heart.

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I uh cannot believe the way teachers look. I know. They are put together. Remember our gym teacher looked like Sylvester Stallone. Just a girl.

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Not mine. He he Oh, you had a dude? Yeah. He was uh he was a little special. Yeah, he was a scrawny little thing. Oh he was uh he was kind of an idiot.

SPEAKER_04 22:42

Let me ask you this. The other night my kid posted a thing because we uh had a half day today because the girls now are basketball team is now going to state.

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Okay.

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So today was the semifinal game.

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Okay.

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So we canceled and made a half day. Son of a bitch. Now I need to find somebody to babysit because blah blah blah, she had shit to do. Right. And she says, I don't know how moms with real jobs do it. And I said, the thing is, is most of these real job people, they don't have real jobs.

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No. They either work from home.

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Yep, or they have 17 people in their office doing the same exact thing.

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Exactly.

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And well, you're a state worker. State employee. So tell me this. Do you have any knowledge of the actual um non-state workers that are in the office? Like office setting state workers. You know any?

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Not really.

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Because I don't want to be the only dick here, so follow me down this path.

SPEAKER_05 23:54

I'm right behind you, buddy. My thing is, is these state workers oh yeah, you know, I can take tomorrow and the next three days off. Okay, well, who's gonna do your job?

SPEAKER_06 24:07

Oh, he'll still be there when I get there.

SPEAKER_05 24:09

Yeah. How is that? Like you at least I see you guys do self.

SPEAKER_04 24:14

You know, right. Fucking whoa, don't spill your beer. They're doing construction here putting the guardrail back up. Right.

SPEAKER_05 24:21

You know, but these these office workers, there's 30 of them doing the job that fucking four could do.

unknown 24:28

Right.

SPEAKER_05 24:29

Why is that okay?

SPEAKER_06 24:30

Because there's so much time available to take off, and they won't deny you of your time off. They gotta make sure somebody's in the office that can do the job. It is and it don't look good on you.

SPEAKER_04 24:44

No, but a lot of it is when I go to work, I want to feel like I've got a you, a purpose.

SPEAKER_06 24:50

Right.

SPEAKER_04 24:50

You know, like that's the thing I miss most about construction, is I pull out of the driveway at the end of the day, that's what I did today.

SPEAKER_06 24:58

Yeah, you know, you can do that. It's further along than what it was when I got there. Yep, yeah. I get that.

SPEAKER_04 25:04

I do, but just to go sit there and I don't know. Like I said, I don't want to wrinkle feathers because a lot of our listeners are state employees are that way.

SPEAKER_06 25:18

Not state workers.

SPEAKER_04 25:19

Right. Is there other jobs that are like that? Like you think if you go to the Meyer headquarters, do you think there's a lot of people there that don't do dick?

SPEAKER_06 25:29

I think but I think there probably is. Yeah. I don't think it's just the state. I think there's other other any big company entities across the state, yes.

SPEAKER_04 25:37

That's I know the company I work for has got a bun. I'd go in there, duck duck goose, fire every goose. Right.

SPEAKER_06 25:42

And the same shit would get done.

SPEAKER_04 25:44

Yeah. So you're not gonna notice the difference.

SPEAKER_06 25:46

Right. So I think it's everywhere. I think there I think there's fat that needs to be trimmed everywhere.

SPEAKER_04 25:53

I ain't liking these gas prices. I ain't like this at gadarbs, but this just cost me about sixty-two dollars and change to get here.

SPEAKER_06 26:02

I ain't liking these diesel prices. I know. Five ten dollars a gallon.

SPEAKER_04 26:07

A couple places hit six today. Jesus in Michigan.

SPEAKER_06 26:10

Yeah. Yeah. And I'm gonna have to start walking around to get places, and then the beer prices are going up, so I'm gonna have to be sober. So I'm gonna be walking around sober, and that's not good for anything.

SPEAKER_04 26:23

That's not gonna be fun.

SPEAKER_06 26:24

No, no, no.

SPEAKER_04 26:26

I mean, you think it's high enough now that it's wrecking uh camping for people already? Or do you think people are holding on yet? Like keep the reservation.

SPEAKER_06 26:38

I think it'll have a small impact. I don't think it'll have a large impact.

SPEAKER_04 26:43

That fucking back when it went up in 20. That killed a lot of people. Yeah. And that's what but the park came out with that neat little thing where you leave your camper and then you just pick it up, move it to the next place. Seasonals, I got a problem with seasonals. Okay, talk to me. It's not camping. Because when I come to your seasonal and I say, Oh, so this is your camper? Oh no, this is our house. Um, do you see that we brought this uh what do they call them fucking pavilion in?

SPEAKER_05 27:10

Uh-huh. Yeah, we got a pavilion and we've got well, you're taking, you just turned this into a cottage. Right.

SPEAKER_04 27:17

So And I don't want to own a cottage.

SPEAKER_06 27:20

So obviously we have a fifth-wheel camper. We tour. Is that really camping?

SPEAKER_04 27:29

It's more camping than a seasonal.

SPEAKER_06 27:32

What is camping?

SPEAKER_04 27:33

Camping in most people's mind, and even in my mind, you know what camping is in a tent is getting the family, the wife and the kids to know that at 6 p.m. Friday night we're we're leaving. And then you can be doing it in your tent, your camper, whatever. And then spending from 6 to 6.15 getting fucking furious because you're still packing this shit up. Nobody helped you pack it up. You get everything in that fucking truck or in the car, and then they look at you and you say, What? Well, you're gonna bring the cooler, motherfucker! Why wasn't that first in line? Right. You bring everything out, you said stage it. I pack it.

SPEAKER_06 28:20

That's what I like about having a camper. Because everything's already in it. That's what I keep telling you. Oh, we've said more people come in. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Welcome. Yeah. Um yeah. This place is starting to fill up.

SPEAKER_04 28:32

No, they had a smaller fucking area, it'd be full now.

SPEAKER_06 28:37

Yeah. That's because everybody wants to come see Bob and Brad. Well, fuck yes. I don't blame them.

SPEAKER_04 28:42

Except for Bob and Brad. They don't want to see us because they're a bunch of cocksuckers that keep reporting us on our social media.

SPEAKER_06 28:49

Yeah. We're gonna we're gonna fix that problem too.

SPEAKER_04 28:52

Yep. Me and Bob are gonna take a bike ride in Minnesota.

SPEAKER_06 28:54

Yep.

SPEAKER_04 28:55

You know, kick the copy right right out of them.

SPEAKER_06 28:58

I had I had suggested a couple things that we could do, and you said no, we don't want to take those drastic measures just yet.

SPEAKER_04 29:06

Right.

SPEAKER_06 29:07

But now I think it's time.

SPEAKER_04 29:11

You say the word, I'll be there.

SPEAKER_06 29:14

Bird. Bird, bird, bird, bird, bird, bird, bird, bird. Bird's the word.

SPEAKER_04 29:19

I'll be uh Sonny, you can be uh Tubbs, Crockett and Tubbs. There you go. Yeah. Did you ever watch that show? Miami Vice? Yeah. It's a good show. Yeah. Got me thinking.

SPEAKER_06 29:30

I'm more like I like Hawaii 5-0.

SPEAKER_04 29:32

What were their names?

SPEAKER_06 29:33

Uh Bookham Dano. Yeah, man.

SPEAKER_04 29:36

Yeah. I get to be Bookham. You can be Dano. I don't really know what their names are. Bo and Luke. Yeah, I like Bo and Luke. Let's be Bo. You gotta be Luke because you got dark hair. Okay. We don't want to confuse people.

SPEAKER_06 29:49

Yeah, that's true. And you got the long gray hair. It might be Uncle Jessie if I grow my beard out. Well, we'll borrow Dexter's Tesla and we'll paint that motherfucker orange and put an O2 on it.

SPEAKER_04 30:02

Yeah, fucking right we will. Yeah. We get to keep the flag though up on top.

SPEAKER_06 30:06

No, we'll put a pride flag on top of it because it's a Tesla.

SPEAKER_04 30:10

He'd like it.

SPEAKER_06 30:10

He would.

SPEAKER_04 30:11

Yeah. He's a good guy.

SPEAKER_06 30:13

Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 30:13

Hey, Dexter. Dexter.

SPEAKER_06 30:17

He ain't listening. He's too involved in the he's too involved in the basketball game.

SPEAKER_03 30:23

Dexter! Come here.

SPEAKER_05 30:27

Come here.

SPEAKER_06 30:29

Oh, we're bringing out our first guest. Our first guest.

SPEAKER_04 30:32

I'll share my microphone.

SPEAKER_06 30:37

You gonna ask him if we can borrow the Tesla? I'll put this right here. Come on in. Come on in.

SPEAKER_04 30:42

Have a seat. Game's on. I ain't got time for it. I know, you got a minute. Hurry up. Hurry up.

SPEAKER_06 30:46

The game's on. He knows where the camera's at. Yeah, he does. So we got a question.

SPEAKER_01 30:53

Alright, here we go. My debut. Good morning, America.

SPEAKER_06 30:58

Are you Lester Holt?

SPEAKER_04 31:02

Why's it gotta be Lester Holt?

SPEAKER_06 31:04

Because he's black.

SPEAKER_04 31:04

Oh, I never saw Cancell.

SPEAKER_01 31:06

Kind of makes sense. Thank you, Brad. I appreciate you. Hey, if I was looking at you, I would guess Cancun. Are you trying to call ISO?

SPEAKER_06 31:23

Sorry. Yeah.

SPEAKER_04 31:24

So do I need peanuts or we're going we're going to uh Neil Dynamic if you want to be we can show we could we're gonna confront the people that keep reporting us on TikTok.

SPEAKER_06 31:33

We need a car. We need a car. And we're going in like the old days. And we put together a couple scenarios of who we thought we could be. And we come down to Bo and Luke Duke. The Duke boys. Yeah, Bo and Luke Duke. What did that call them? I can't remember what I call it. Jebediah something or not. That was Uncle Jesse you're talking about.

SPEAKER_01 31:56

Jebediah the third. Can we borrow the Tesla? We want to use the Tesla to go in. We're gonna get you 300 miles and we're gonna stop and charge.

SPEAKER_06 32:03

We're gonna paint, we're gonna spray paint that motherfucker orange. And we're gonna put O2 on the side of it. And the General Lee used to have a Confederate flag on top. Yeah, we ain't doing that. We ain't doing that. We're gonna put a Pride flag on the top.

SPEAKER_07 32:17

Jesus.

SPEAKER_01 32:18

Gotta get with the tanks. Gotta get with the banks. We're gonna put a pride flag. Well you guys have been you guys have been getting so accepting. I mean, that would be a good idea, but my car. Yeah. Probably not.

SPEAKER_06 32:29

But we're gonna we're gonna charge it.

SPEAKER_01 32:32

Yeah, no, no.

SPEAKER_06 32:33

Ah, come on. Thought we had something going.

SPEAKER_01 32:36

This is our first guest. Yeah, he is.

SPEAKER_06 32:39

You are the very first guest.

SPEAKER_01 32:41

You know what? I I take pride in that. I'm the very first guest of the show. People are gonna envy you. On room Roman numero 25. It is. I don't even know what that Roman numero looks like, but XXV. XXV. Oh yeah. That makes sense. Yeah, that makes sense.

SPEAKER_06 32:55

Yeah. Not to mention, you're the first guest. You're the only listener who has a private hotline. Hotline group chat with Bob and Brad.

SPEAKER_01 33:10

Well, be careful. I don't even put that live because now you're gonna get other guys coming in here.

SPEAKER_06 33:13

That don't mean we gotta accept it.

SPEAKER_01 33:15

Well, that's true. But how's that gonna make Jason feel? Jason's been emailing this whole time.

SPEAKER_06 33:19

Jason is our best, Jason is our best email.

SPEAKER_01 33:22

Emailer.

SPEAKER_04 33:23

The thing I like is uh I like my guests to have control of their spouses. Jason's not there yet. Well And neither is Dexter.

SPEAKER_05 33:32

Oh bullshit. You see him putting on your place earlier?

SPEAKER_06 33:36

I don't know.

SPEAKER_01 33:36

Yeah, Julie says, well, not and you went. Listen, there's a reason why I said you need to go and have a meeting with Katie and Julie. I like your idea. You guys gotta just hash it out. Uh-huh. You guys gotta all hash it out.

SPEAKER_06 33:50

Two are gonna come out. One are not. And I know who.

SPEAKER_04 33:54

Three's going in. Uh-huh. I'm gonna get a t-shirt that says this fight sponsored by Blue Chew.

SPEAKER_01 34:03

They'd love it.

SPEAKER_06 34:05

Oh, good night.

SPEAKER_01 34:07

We said that. He said he's gonna be excited to have that. I said two inches can only go so far. Now you fuckers got me missing my game. Hey, go get it. Hey, thank thanks for stopping by the show. Thanks for supporting.

SPEAKER_06 34:20

Why don't you get the whole crowd of there to give a big hoot and holler for Bob and Brad? On a commercial.

SPEAKER_01 34:24

Of course, on a commercial.

SPEAKER_04 34:26

Or after a big shot, unless it's an all-state commercial. And then you can send us you can send us a couple more.

SPEAKER_06 34:31

You can send us a couple more beers too.

SPEAKER_04 34:34

Bring us a couple more. That was fun.

SPEAKER_06 34:37

First guest. That was fun. He did good. He did. Yeah. He getting the fucking he he knew where the camera was. What's up, folks? Yeah. Yeah.

SPEAKER_04 34:45

Huh. I didn't know he was black. I always thought he was Mexican. You should tell me these things. That's why. Last year when I called him on Cinco de Mayo, he's like, what the fuck, dude? Well, that explains a lot. Now I gotta remember Kwanzaa.

SPEAKER_06 35:03

Jesus Christ.

SPEAKER_04 35:06

Well, man. Thanks for the heads up on that. Yeah, you're welcome. I got you.

SPEAKER_06 35:11

Um. So we talked about the SEALs that can play basketball. So we're really not interested in basketball.

SPEAKER_04 35:20

No. But what would you do? Well, okay. So we're gonna go out around this nation and we're gonna go to all these sports.

SPEAKER_06 35:27

Uh-huh.

SPEAKER_04 35:28

I'm gonna take you on a sport authority tour.

SPEAKER_06 35:30

Sports. Hey, look at that. Hey, thank you. Hey, you put your butt right in front of the camera. For ten dollars. Folks, we're gonna need another 33 cents a day.

SPEAKER_04 35:43

If you like that, give us a few bucks. We can keep it going on all night long.

SPEAKER_06 35:47

We'll be here next week. And the next week, and it's gonna get warmer. There'll be shorts.

SPEAKER_04 35:53

Yeah.

SPEAKER_06 35:54

Uh-huh.

SPEAKER_04 35:55

Make that scratching snuff. Um we could do that. What one sport would you say, Brad? No, I've had enough. I don't want to see that.

SPEAKER_06 36:05

That's tough. Because I'm not big into watching any sports on TV. Right.

SPEAKER_04 36:10

But live's different.

SPEAKER_06 36:11

But live, I really like. So are we are we going live? Yeah, we have to. If you're taking me live to a well, see, a lot of people's number one answer is going to be like golf. I don't want to watch golf. But honestly, if I'm walking across the golf course, I think I'm in.

SPEAKER_04 36:25

Now, if we go there, are you going to follow the same people or are you going to stay at the hole and see everybody?

SPEAKER_06 36:33

I probably would stay at the hole for a while, then bounce another hole and just kind of I think golf would be fun. Tennis. Tennis is the sport I don't want to watch.

SPEAKER_04 36:42

That's a good one.

SPEAKER_06 36:43

Yeah. If you said we're going watching all these sports, and I said, nope. Skip me out on Wimble Wimbledon. That's a good one.

SPEAKER_04 36:51

I can't get into that game.

SPEAKER_06 36:54

I think that's the one. That's fair.

SPEAKER_07 36:55

Yeah.

SPEAKER_04 36:56

I bet. Is there one for you or is it well? You got me thinking tennis now. Yeah. But I was thinking uh when we go see our overseas fans, squash. I know nothing about it. I don't know. Is that the game where they hit the what the black flat paddle? I think they yeah, I think they got three sticks. I don't know what the flat.

SPEAKER_06 37:14

Yeah, I don't know. You guys, that's something. Yeah.

SPEAKER_04 37:16

You guys gotta get better about picking out your sports.

SPEAKER_06 37:19

Good night. We got some we got a supply of beer here. This is great.

SPEAKER_04 37:22

I may never leave. And she showed her butt to the camera.

SPEAKER_06 37:26

She did.

SPEAKER_04 37:26

So you people, as we're traveling around doing this.

SPEAKER_06 37:30

If you're only listening, you're missing out.

SPEAKER_04 37:32

If you think you can do better, invite us to your bar.

SPEAKER_06 37:36

Yeah. Um.

SPEAKER_04 37:41

Well, now I gotta put an NC 17 on this. A what? And like a NC 17, so youngins don't.

SPEAKER_06 37:48

Oh yeah. Yeah.

SPEAKER_04 37:50

But you know what? Not for children. Fans are fans. If they want to be 13-year-old boys saying, ooh.

SPEAKER_06 37:55

So we never f we never finished the campground stuff because you because Dexter rudely interrupted us.

SPEAKER_04 38:02

Roy just comes walking in here like he owns the plates.

SPEAKER_06 38:05

So no in my opinion, if you're actually camping, it's got to be a tent. When's the last time you camped?

SPEAKER_04 38:16

Camp? Yeah.

SPEAKER_06 38:17

Long time.

SPEAKER_04 38:18

Have you guys done it since you've been together?

SPEAKER_06 38:21

Yes. Yes, we did. Was Lucas? No.

SPEAKER_04 38:25

Because that that that's a that's a page turner there when you get the fucking pack and plays in the camp.

SPEAKER_06 38:31

No. So what we do is what a lot of people call glamping.

SPEAKER_04 38:37

Oh, you're a glamper.

SPEAKER_06 38:39

And and I'm okay with that. I don't I don't want to sleep in a tent. I have no desire to sleep in a tent. Now, I am going hunting out west.

SPEAKER_04 38:47

That's yeah or next. This year. This fall?

SPEAKER_06 38:51

Yeah. And we will be camping.

SPEAKER_04 38:54

When are you going?

SPEAKER_06 38:55

I'm not sure. I think it's October. Um we're gonna go do mule deer hunting.

SPEAKER_07 39:02

October.

SPEAKER_04 39:04

Where are you going? Wyoming?

SPEAKER_06 39:05

Yep. And Brad's making notes. I'm not sure what he's doing.

SPEAKER_04 39:12

I just wrote October Bob's in Wyoming. That way I can plan a vacation as well. Okay. I like overlapping vacations.

SPEAKER_06 39:20

Yeah, yeah. That way we don't miss a show. I like where your head's at. So, yeah. That we will be camping.

SPEAKER_04 39:29

You packing it in?

SPEAKER_06 39:30

Oh yeah.

SPEAKER_04 39:31

Alright. Hear me out.

SPEAKER_06 39:33

I'm listening.

SPEAKER_04 39:34

I know a lot of people that go out there hunting. Yeah. They run out of the house. They never come back. And they stay indoors.

SPEAKER_06 39:41

Yeah.

SPEAKER_04 39:42

Why are you guys picking camping over lodging?

SPEAKER_06 39:45

Because the guy that I'm going with. It gets cold in October over there. I know it does. The guy I'm setting this that I'm doing this trip with, he's setting it up, and that's what they always did. So that's what we're doing. We got a big tent, wood boy, wood burner in the tent, fireplace, you know, hot. Fuck yeah. Yeah. So that's what we're doing. We're gonna go, we're gonna go shoot some mule deer, and we're gonna have some good food. And then when we get our tags filled for mule deer, we're gonna go shoot a bunch of prairie dogs, and we're gonna have a hell of a time.

SPEAKER_04 40:14

The uh fuck, I can't remember the the Madison. Okay, remember the Madison. Okay. And uh cue that up on your uh I think it's Hulu and watch it. It's uh it's only three episodes right now, they're coming out with more here. But it's a very good thing. It's uh these this rich fucking family growing up in New York, and their dad, their dad was like me and you, you know, and he'd go out to his brother's place in Montana every time he needed a break. Yeah, they'd go out there hunting, they had their little cabin and stuff. So we're watching this, and Trish says, wouldn't that be fucking awesome? And I don't know if she's thinking awesome to go see, awesome to experience, but I'm looking at it as I would love to go out there, and that's my new life.

SPEAKER_06 41:13

Right.

SPEAKER_04 41:14

Just living out there.

SPEAKER_06 41:15

Yeah, yeah, absolutely.

SPEAKER_05 41:17

Could you imagine how fuck you're stress-free? Winters probably kick your ass a little bit. No different than the UP. You're gonna get used to it. Boy, did they get off?

SPEAKER_06 41:26

Oh, jeez.

SPEAKER_04 41:27

Where's all that water gonna go? If I was a basement dryer outer, I would head to the UP because it's gonna get warm this week and they're gonna have an issue.

SPEAKER_06 41:38

The chance of it.

SPEAKER_04 41:39

Fuck. But I would love to go not to the time period of the 1800s. I want to do it today with everything we got today. Right. But just just fucking be done with everybody and everything. Oh, yeah. You know, yeah, fucking you give me a call. Yeah, come on out.

SPEAKER_06 41:58

Just a few good friends.

SPEAKER_04 41:59

Yeah. Like I've always thought about there's this fucking uh gravel pit, an old gravel pit that used to be for sale north of us. 110 acres. And I always told Trish, I said, if I ever went get lucky enough to win the lottery, I'm gonna buy that. Yeah, and I'm gonna put in like a subdivision for family that I like and friends that I like. Right. Wouldn't that be cool? The rest of you is fuck off.

SPEAKER_06 42:24

Get fucked, stay fucked. That's right. That'd be sweet. Yeah, that's how I am. If I win the lottery, I'm building the compound. And if and and there's only so many people they're gonna be in there, and if if you're not, well, that answers that.

SPEAKER_04 42:36

Well, remember, I like to wake up facing Southeast.

SPEAKER_06 42:42

Okay.

SPEAKER_04 42:43

So wherever you put me, I need to face Southeast.

SPEAKER_06 42:46

Alright. Deal.

SPEAKER_04 42:49

Do you ever have an issue like that? Like No. Alright, so which way when you're laying in bed? If you open your eyes, don't say the ceiling. But if you open your eyes, which way are you technically facing?

SPEAKER_06 43:00

Uh West.

SPEAKER_04 43:04

And are you on the or um if the headboard is here? Yes. What side are you on? I'm on the right side. You're on the right side. You guys go to a hotel. Same thing. You stick to the right side.

SPEAKER_06 43:21

Yeah, most most generally, yes.

SPEAKER_04 43:25

How did now has that been ever since you guys have been married? Because you didn't sleep together before that. You're a good Catholic man. Yes.

SPEAKER_06 43:35

It's all right.

SPEAKER_04 43:36

Have you ever switched? Flip-flopped.

SPEAKER_06 43:38

No.

SPEAKER_04 43:40

No.

SPEAKER_06 43:41

No. It's always been that.

SPEAKER_04 43:43

So you're on the right?

SPEAKER_06 43:45

Yeah. Okay, so so I'm on the right.

SPEAKER_04 43:49

If you stand at the head of the at the foot of the bed, and you look across the bed, you'd be on the left.

SPEAKER_06 43:56

Yes.

SPEAKER_04 43:57

So see, we can't sleep together. We'd have to stack them too high.

SPEAKER_06 44:02

That ain't gonna happen. Unless I'm on top, cuz motherfucker, you ain't squishing me.

SPEAKER_04 44:10

I don't need your pounding ass. Wake up, feel that soft skin.

SPEAKER_03 44:16

Oh, my celly! Oh man. Just take it, baby.

SPEAKER_06 44:22

Speaking of that, I'm back to 100% from the from the Viagra. Dick working? From the Viagra, yeah.

SPEAKER_04 44:29

Good.

SPEAKER_06 44:30

Everything's working great.

SPEAKER_04 44:31

I almost asked him last Saturday if he could get you another one to try. Well, he already told me I could have another one.

SPEAKER_06 44:38

You should have got one to try. I should have got one to try. Yeah.

SPEAKER_04 44:41

Yeah. I'd be still swinging.

SPEAKER_06 44:44

The problem is I don't want that to fucking blow your heart up. Well, that is uh 100 milligrams.

SPEAKER_04 44:50

That's a lot.

SPEAKER_06 44:51

Yeah, yeah. Well, not enough, apparently.

SPEAKER_04 44:54

You know, and I don't like spreading people's dirty laundry and stuff. But did you know he's taking four fucking shots a day for his diabetes?

SPEAKER_06 45:03

Depends on the day, yeah. Damn, dude. But you know what that 100 milligram viagger did for him the same night I took it?

SPEAKER_04 45:11

Limp dick.

SPEAKER_06 45:12

He got it that night and twice the next day. See, that's weird. And I got nothing. He got my boners. I took the pill. That's what it is. I took the pill.

SPEAKER_04 45:23

Like a crystal ball. Like I bounce it off you to get what you wanted.

SPEAKER_06 45:27

I took the pill and he got all the boners.

SPEAKER_04 45:30

That's not fair.

SPEAKER_06 45:31

I know it. It's not.

SPEAKER_04 45:35

Wow. She doesn't like boners. Oh. So let's say we rubbed a bottle. Uh huh. And a genie came out.

SPEAKER_06 45:44

I'm a genie. What's your three?

SPEAKER_04 45:47

Wasn't she hot back then?

SPEAKER_06 45:48

Christina, yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_04 45:50

I was never a huge fan of her because I was more of a Britney fan. But Christina, she's boy, that dirty video. Oh. Yeah. Disney did you well. Uh-huh.

SPEAKER_03 46:03

Um, anywho.

SPEAKER_04 46:05

They leave? The old people? Yeah. Okay.

SPEAKER_03 46:08

Yeah.

SPEAKER_06 46:11

I don't even know if they ate. I think we I think we ran them out of here. Oh, I should see what they ordered.

SPEAKER_04 46:18

I think they were just here for drinks. I bet they're not married to each other.

SPEAKER_06 46:24

They're like 75.

SPEAKER_04 46:26

Slow as their movement.

SPEAKER_06 46:27

Yeah.

SPEAKER_05 46:28

Did they eat? Did they eat?

SPEAKER_03 46:32

They're quick.

SPEAKER_06 46:33

They were quick. Kind of like you and the sack.

SPEAKER_03 46:37

Oh, me. Yeah, you are newer. No. Take your time.

SPEAKER_04 46:48

If we could rub a genie, you got your three wishes. You have any idea what any one of them three would be?

SPEAKER_06 46:54

Yes.

SPEAKER_04 46:55

Don't ask for a giant cock. I've seen memes that don't turn out well.

SPEAKER_06 46:59

No. No. First one would be unlimited supply of money.

SPEAKER_04 47:03

Okay, yep. That's a good one.

SPEAKER_06 47:05

Because then I could use that to help a lot of people.

SPEAKER_04 47:09

Everybody then. Yeah. It's unlimited.

SPEAKER_06 47:11

Exactly. Number two. Eternal health.

SPEAKER_04 47:19

Oh no.

SPEAKER_06 47:21

Why?

SPEAKER_04 47:22

No. Nope. No, no. That means you're going to live forever.

SPEAKER_06 47:26

I want to live forever.

SPEAKER_04 47:27

Do you really?

SPEAKER_06 47:28

Yeah. I'm going to live forever if the good die young. That's true.

SPEAKER_04 47:34

Really?

SPEAKER_05 47:34

You'd want to live. I mean, you see every fucking buddy in your life die. Then you make new friends and they die. You make new friends and they die.

SPEAKER_06 47:42

Yeah. You would want to. I'd be the old duffer telling everybody how good life is and drinking beer. And then be like, how does he do it?

SPEAKER_04 47:52

Unlimited money and unlimited. I said eternal life. Eternal life.

SPEAKER_06 47:57

Eternal health.

SPEAKER_04 47:58

You don't even need the third wish.

SPEAKER_06 47:59

You're right. I got it all.

SPEAKER_04 48:01

Yeah. Yeah. Now, how about them reels? Where some fucking skank whore comes out and a pair of leggings and says, You can only pick two fifty thousand dollars a month. Retire now. New house. Me every day. Who the fuck's picking you with them choices? I'm picking $50,000 a month. God damn right. And a new house. Really? You want you want to live forever. Yeah. Wow. That's different. I've never I am different. You are different. So I asked a question on Facebook the other day, and I kept that's the one where she called me a fucking opinionated, small-minded fucking piece of shit. But when you die, you're not gonna die if you find a genie, but let's assume you're not gonna find a genie and you die. Yeah, no chance of that. So you die today.

SPEAKER_06 48:59

Uh-huh.

SPEAKER_04 49:00

Um your grandpa, he's dead.

SPEAKER_06 49:02

Yeah.

SPEAKER_04 49:02

When did how old were you when he died?

SPEAKER_06 49:07

Mid-20s.

SPEAKER_04 49:09

Mid-20s? Okay. So when you get up there, how old was he when he died? I guess that's a better question.

SPEAKER_06 49:17

Early 80s.

SPEAKER_04 49:18

Early 80s? Okay. So when you get up there, is he still early 80s in your mid-20s, or are you 41 and mid-80s? I don't know. I'm I'm wondering. Because I need to get to 74 so I can boss my grandpa around. I'll be older. You young whippers sappers! You want a candy bar? Good. Give me one too. Yeah. You know, I don't know how that works. I'm curious.

SPEAKER_06 49:49

I don't either.

SPEAKER_04 49:50

And I was asking with a legitimate reason, and then this I can't cover. I remember seeing it. Because she's not a bitch, but she just went off on a nut.

SPEAKER_06 49:58

How is that closed-minded by asking that question? Because I saw what you posted.

SPEAKER_04 50:03

Yeah. I don't know. Some people, you know, it goes with that thing that we all have an issue. We all have issues. We all got problems.

SPEAKER_06 50:12

Fuck yes. I got more than most.

SPEAKER_04 50:14

You know. But you know, the thing I like about us is we well, fuck, yesterday was the first time in God, sixteen years that we ever even talked about anything. It's kind of got our girdles bunched up. Yeah. You know?

SPEAKER_07 50:31

Yeah.

SPEAKER_04 50:33

Because I I don't air that very often.

SPEAKER_06 50:36

Right.

SPEAKER_04 50:37

It's you all got fucking a battle.

SPEAKER_06 50:41

Everybody's struggling in some way, shape, or form.

SPEAKER_04 50:45

Some people talk about it, some people don't.

SPEAKER_06 50:48

Right.

SPEAKER_04 50:48

I'm not a talker.

SPEAKER_06 50:50

No. I just keep pushing forward.

SPEAKER_04 50:52

Right. And you know, I mean, yesterday was different because you said, Jesus, Brad, last few times I talked to you, you just kind of crying. And I said, Well, let me tell you, Bob.

SPEAKER_06 51:03

Do you need a shoulder to cry on? Oh, fuck. You know, a shoulder to cry on? Is a dick to run. Dick to cry on.

SPEAKER_04 51:10

God damn right. That's oh fuck, dude. That's that's the worst part about dying, I think. Because if I die, she's young enough, she's gonna replace me.

SPEAKER_06 51:20

No, she ain't.

SPEAKER_04 51:21

Assuming you get eternal life.

SPEAKER_06 51:24

I'll run that motherfucker out of the door every chance he tries walking up.

SPEAKER_04 51:28

That's right. Get out.

SPEAKER_06 51:29

Yeah.

SPEAKER_04 51:30

She said I could come over. She's wrong.

SPEAKER_06 51:33

Well, she ain't the fucking boss around here. That's right. Because Brad left that torch to my fucking hand.

SPEAKER_04 51:39

That's right. And I'm about ready to put her ass on the mower.

SPEAKER_06 51:41

Uh-huh. Yeah. So, unless you want to get the fucking weed whacker, get the fuck out of here.

SPEAKER_04 51:46

You ain't no use.

SPEAKER_06 51:48

Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 51:48

You know what?

SPEAKER_04 51:50

Oh, here's a little something that might jinke your cubes up a little bit. You know how you've been talking to my future son-in-law about plotting out your property? And he keeps saying, Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah. Haven't seen him yet in three years, have you? No. Well, the other day I see him running across the road coming back towards our house. What were you doing? Oh, I was over at Cody's. Needed to find his fucking marker.

SPEAKER_06 52:18

Oh, really?

SPEAKER_04 52:19

And I says, Really? And I just left it at that. Little did he know. Next time you see him, you're probably gonna ride his ass.

SPEAKER_06 52:27

Oh, I'm not probably gonna.

SPEAKER_04 52:29

I definitely would.

SPEAKER_06 52:30

Yeah. Yeah.

SPEAKER_04 52:31

Yeah. So.

SPEAKER_06 52:33

What's that motherfucker's name again? Aaron. Yeah.

SPEAKER_04 52:36

Yeah.

SPEAKER_06 52:36

He's not even worthy of a remembering of the name now.

SPEAKER_04 52:39

Right.

SPEAKER_06 52:41

I know everybody else is still.

SPEAKER_04 52:42

You got everybody else nailed down. Yeah. Maybe if you'd mark out your property, you'd remember him too.

SPEAKER_06 52:46

Yeah. Yeah.

SPEAKER_04 52:48

I can't say too much shit though, because I need him this weekend. I gotta do front breaks and I need somebody to put my tires back on.

SPEAKER_06 52:54

Oh, he'll do it.

SPEAKER_04 52:55

Yeah.

SPEAKER_06 52:56

If he knows what's good for him.

SPEAKER_04 52:58

They're moving out.

SPEAKER_06 52:59

Oh. They find a place?

SPEAKER_04 53:02

April 10th, they're moving to Grand Ledge. Oh. Yeah, found some apartments. Take their dog. Yeah. So there I am.

SPEAKER_06 53:12

Not quite empty nesters, though.

SPEAKER_04 53:14

Now I got two more.

SPEAKER_06 53:16

Yeah.

SPEAKER_04 53:16

Yeah. Way not out, though.

SPEAKER_06 53:20

And the youngest one, you ain't gotta worry about her finding anybody anytime soon. Because according to her sisters, she's a real pain in the ass.

SPEAKER_05 53:32

Uh, she's she's her mother. A little bossy.

SPEAKER_06 53:36

I don't know. I she plays guitar good. She does, but that ain't gonna get you through life. Out of the four of them, I think she's the nicest one out of them.

SPEAKER_04 53:45

She is. The thing is, is she's honest.

SPEAKER_06 53:48

Right.

SPEAKER_04 53:48

Yep.

SPEAKER_06 53:49

And that's what people don't like.

SPEAKER_04 53:50

Yep. That's the problem.

SPEAKER_06 53:52

I can appreciate it.

SPEAKER_04 53:53

You know, my other three kids, they're not they're not jewels by any means. Uh-huh. They like to speak their mind. Yeah. The difference is, is they have not realized that speaking your mind usually comes with some issues. Yeah. And it's shocking to them when they get blowback. It's like, oh, well, where'd that come from? Well, maybe because you were treating them like a garbage can. Right. Right. Which I'm kind of gotten used to. What do we got sitting down behind us? Oh, it's trying to look in the dirty barb now. No, you're good. Oh, did they want to get on camera? Is that why they're hanging out over here? Yeah. Um watch these motherfuckers sit down with a camera and do their own podcast. No, they're not. No, they're not. Looks like they're checking lighting.

SPEAKER_06 54:40

No. No, it's fine. Anywho, but yes. Honesty.

SPEAKER_04 54:47

Put mean mugging. Okay.

SPEAKER_06 54:49

God damn.

SPEAKER_04 54:50

Honesty has a lot of issues.

SPEAKER_06 54:52

It does.

SPEAKER_04 54:53

And when you grew up, everybody told you just be honest.

SPEAKER_06 54:56

And I'll tell you what, speaking about honesty, I would honestly like some of these motherfuckers to write into the show to perpetually wrong at Outlook.com. Or they can text 616-528-8293. Look at you. But what I really want them to do is we're so close. We are this close. If you are listening, you need to go to Bob and Brad Perpetually Wrong on Facebook.

SPEAKER_03 55:33

Yeah.

SPEAKER_06 55:34

And you need to hit the follow button. We are so close to hitting a goal on our Facebook page. 270. We need more followers. So you may like us, you may love listening to us, you may this, you may that. Go to the Facebook page, hit the like or hit the subscribe or follow.

SPEAKER_05 55:53

Follow, yeah.

SPEAKER_06 55:54

Hit the follow and just do it.

SPEAKER_05 55:57

And all they gotta do too, if they end up not liking the thing, just fucking unfollow. 30 days later.

SPEAKER_04 56:03

Still follow us. Or not unfollow, but uh ignore. Ignore, yes. So go on there. Follow, ignore. That's fine.

SPEAKER_06 56:12

Just go on. Somebody else go upstairs? No. Hit the follow. We need we need to get we need to hit 500 followers. That's what we need to do. We need to hit 500. We do.

SPEAKER_04 56:24

Oh, buddy. Woke up today's Thursday. Wednesday two. Woke up Tuesday morning.

SPEAKER_06 56:32

Uh huh. At about noon. That's easy.

SPEAKER_04 56:36

I had to go pee.

SPEAKER_06 56:37

Uh huh.

SPEAKER_04 56:37

2 a.m. I went and peed. Holy fuck, it's cold. They weren't lying. It was gonna get cold tonight. Uh huh. Get back in bed. Woke up at four, went to pee. Fuck.

SPEAKER_06 56:48

Jesus cold.

SPEAKER_04 56:50

A lot, dude. All right. And I went back to bed. I'm like, fuck, it's cold. Well, nobody was getting up in the morning. I didn't get up until 7.30 because it was so fucking cold. Out of bed. I was up. And it's just like, what the fuck? Finally, it occurred to me. I'll bet the goddamn furnace ain't working. It wasn't. What happened? It was 58 degrees in the house. Oh, that's cold. That was cold. This time of year. It's cold. 58 on a hot summer night where the sunburn ain't bad.

SPEAKER_06 57:20

Yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_04 57:21

Yeah. So called my buddy Matt Schaefer, who deserves a shout out because he he got over there right away and got us fixed up.

SPEAKER_06 57:29

Nice.

SPEAKER_04 57:30

Propane's dirty. It clogs up all the holes.

SPEAKER_06 57:34

You know what I like? Natural gas.

SPEAKER_04 57:36

Yeah, I can't believe you got that there.

SPEAKER_06 57:38

Yeah.

SPEAKER_04 57:40

Someday. Someday when I'm living on my 120 acres in Montana.

SPEAKER_06 57:47

You're going to run a natural gas line all the way there just for you.

SPEAKER_04 57:50

Fucking right. I would love to have natural gas. Oh, yeah, because you'll be there. Yep. How are you whipping? Because I'm thinking about taking up that.

SPEAKER_06 57:58

Fly fishing. Yeah. They got all that five. I don't know how they I don't get it. Have you ever tried it? I know, but I don't get it. I don't understand it.

SPEAKER_04 58:05

This summer. I know a guy that fly fishes. Okay. He's cool enough, I think he'd let us use a couple of his steaks.

SPEAKER_06 58:12

Somebody must have just got some steak. That smells good.

SPEAKER_04 58:15

That does smell good. Yeah.

SPEAKER_06 58:17

Hey, can we get a fucking steak over here?

SPEAKER_04 58:20

That does smell good. Yeah, fly fish. I don't understand it because they got they got 500 yards of string over here. I don't get it.

SPEAKER_06 58:27

I don't know how much tap it. And it's like you just, you just, it's like so.

SPEAKER_04 58:32

You know anybody who fly fishes? No. I'm gonna have to talk to him, see if we can go out there for a lesson.

SPEAKER_06 58:36

He's gonna teach us.

SPEAKER_04 58:37

Oh first time you wad his string up, I think he'll teach us.

SPEAKER_06 58:43

Yeah, I know what I'm doing. And then the motherfuckers wound up.

SPEAKER_03 58:48

Like you're fucking 13 years old jerking it.

SPEAKER_06 58:51

You don't know the fuck you're doing. Let me show you. Oh, okay. I'm in. Can you get it out of the tree? Yeah. I don't know how they do it. I don't either. Um yeah, yeah. Oh, they're they're waving at us. He's over there talking to your wife.

SPEAKER_04 59:09

He's getting nervous talking to the white girl.

SPEAKER_06 59:13

So I see in the notes here you got something about scholarships.

SPEAKER_04 59:19

Oh! Dude, we went to the boys' uh state basketball game last Saturday. Uh-huh. And at halftime they did this thing where they M H S A. M-H-S-S-A. Right?

SPEAKER_06 59:33

S-A-A or S-S-A. M-H-S-AA-A. A-A.

SPEAKER_04 59:38

Yeah, I think that's what it is. So they're out there, they're giving away scholarships. Yeah. And cool. Kid got a scholarship. Whatever. That's cool. Congratulations. Congrats. Here's your medal. Thanks. Well, there's these girls dressed up in dresses, and they're wearing fucking chucks. Chuck Taylors.

SPEAKER_05 59:57

You don't do that with a dress. You know. You looked so good from here to here to here to what the fuck?

SPEAKER_06 1:00:06

Well, apparently, I brought that up to Julie and said, that's trash. It is. And she thinks it's exceptional. She says, Oh, that that's a hot look. That's that's the thing. No. And I says, no. I said, it's not classy to deserve an award that you're getting. Right. And that's when we got called closed-minded motherfuckers.

SPEAKER_04 1:00:31

Oh, that's what happened.

SPEAKER_06 1:00:33

Yeah.

SPEAKER_04 1:00:34

So, all right, so I don't want to. I hate when we start talking about people because I don't. I love talking about people much to bring them in. Fuck, but she's a realtor and she's pretty good at her job. She's damn good at her job, yeah. So let's say Michigan has a realtor award show. Is she gonna show up in her dress with fucking Chuck Taylors on? Fuck no. I don't know.

SPEAKER_05 1:00:57

Oh my god, oh my goodness. Yeah. Michigan. But you don't do that.

SPEAKER_06 1:01:03

No, and she would show up in shoes. She would stretch shoes, right? She wouldn't. She'd have a nice classy dress with nice heels on. Yeah.

SPEAKER_04 1:01:11

So clothes mind my ass.

SPEAKER_06 1:01:13

Yeah. Yeah.

SPEAKER_04 1:01:14

Yeah.

SPEAKER_06 1:01:15

Yeah.

SPEAKER_04 1:01:15

You ain't doing it, bitch. Right. And if she does, I want to be there to see her. Yeah.

SPEAKER_05 1:01:19

So I'd say, hey, why don't you buy some fucking shoes with all that commission?

SPEAKER_04 1:01:23

Yeah. Get rid of them Chuck Taylors. It really fucking hurt me on that. It was just like, God, you guys just ruined the show. You know, and all the boys there, I will say, all the boys that were there, they all had their hair brushed. They all had a nice outfit on and they had dress shoes. That's the way you're supposed to do it.

SPEAKER_06 1:01:44

Speaking of boys getting their hairbrushed. I gotta I gotta do a mohawk this week for Lucas.

SPEAKER_04 1:01:51

Oh, is he getting into that again?

SPEAKER_06 1:01:53

Well, he usually does it earlier on the wrong side.

SPEAKER_04 1:01:56

Why don't you do a reverse mohawk?

SPEAKER_06 1:01:58

That's what I got. Right. No. So he he usually does the mohawk earlier into the wrestling season.

SPEAKER_04 1:02:05

Is he gonna color it too?

SPEAKER_06 1:02:07

He wants to dye it or bleach it.

unknown 1:02:09

Bleach it.

SPEAKER_04 1:02:10

Blonde?

SPEAKER_06 1:02:10

Yeah.

SPEAKER_04 1:02:11

So everybody likes a blonde.

SPEAKER_06 1:02:13

He he went, he had regionals this last weekend. And he won. He's the regional champ for his age and weight class. Which is awesome. Two years in a row. Two years in a row. That's a double repeater. Yeah. Um next year will be the trifecta, the three peat.

SPEAKER_04 1:02:32

Look at us putting all our eggs in the basket.

SPEAKER_06 1:02:34

Anywho, so could be. Could be.

SPEAKER_04 1:02:38

If he stays focused.

SPEAKER_06 1:02:39

Yes. And I believe he will.

SPEAKER_04 1:02:41

Alright, well, with all this shooting he's got going on, he really likes that. Yes, he does. Are you cool with it if he says I'd rather do that than wrestle? Or do you think he needs something physical?

SPEAKER_06 1:02:52

I'm going to support whatever sport he's in. But as much as he's passionate about wrestling, I don't see that going at the end.

SPEAKER_04 1:03:01

You don't see it bleeding out?

SPEAKER_06 1:03:03

That's good. If he was to give one up, it'd be baseball.

SPEAKER_04 1:03:08

Oh, is he going to play again this year?

SPEAKER_06 1:03:09

Oh yeah. Yep. He's playing baseball. Catching still. And then football. I don't know. We'll we'll see. Baseball season is going to start here.

SPEAKER_04 1:03:18

Oh, the age they're at, they move them around still, don't they?

SPEAKER_06 1:03:21

Yeah, but my guess is he's probably going to play catcher. So what it's what he loves, and he's actually really good at it. So we'll see. But the coach is going to determine where he needs to be and where he wants him and where he's best fit.

SPEAKER_04 1:03:34

If me and you were playing baseball, would you be alright being my catcher?

SPEAKER_06 1:03:41

That seems like a trip question. That seems like a trip.

SPEAKER_04 1:03:46

It's funny how terms are different depending on how you put it.

SPEAKER_06 1:03:50

Right. I'd like to be your outfielder.

SPEAKER_04 1:03:54

I can't shoot that far no more. No, but so you don't think you think the wrestling will stick? I do. That's good.

SPEAKER_06 1:04:05

He's very passionate about wrestling and he and he really takes it serious.

SPEAKER_04 1:04:09

I'm a firm believer that kids should have one sport.

SPEAKER_06 1:04:14

At a time. Well, I don't know.

SPEAKER_04 1:04:17

Because you see some of these kids that are just they excel at a certain sport.

SPEAKER_06 1:04:22

Yeah. Do you like the whole year-round sport thing? I I I'm actually good with it because we only have the one in makes it a little easier.

SPEAKER_04 1:04:37

But that's everyone.

SPEAKER_06 1:04:38

But I I don't want him doing multiple sports at the same time at the same time.

SPEAKER_03 1:04:46

Overlapping.

SPEAKER_06 1:04:46

Yes. But I'm okay with being multiple sports to where he's busy all year round.

SPEAKER_04 1:04:53

Eaton Rapids have a swimming pool?

SPEAKER_06 1:04:55

Swimming pool?

SPEAKER_04 1:04:56

Yeah. Yeah. Don't let him get into swimming. That is the worst.

SPEAKER_06 1:05:00

I'm not into swimming. Fuck, I can't swim.

SPEAKER_04 1:05:04

That's why you needed a stick to get the boat.

SPEAKER_06 1:05:06

Yeah, yeah. No, I don't I don't think he's I don't think he's interested in that. He likes swimming, but I don't think he's interested in that.

SPEAKER_04 1:05:13

That's a horrible sport to watch. Yeah. So fucking hot and it's loud.

SPEAKER_06 1:05:18

Yeah.

SPEAKER_04 1:05:18

Who's calling you? That's spam. Goddamn bill collectors.

SPEAKER_06 1:05:22

The fucking spam. I am so fucking tired of the spam.

SPEAKER_04 1:05:26

You hit block. You hit report spam.

SPEAKER_06 1:05:29

Yeah.

SPEAKER_04 1:05:29

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Oh.

SPEAKER_06 1:05:33

I'm over it.

SPEAKER_04 1:05:35

Um. Got my first court date, June 9th. Yeah? And then I got one following up on the 20th. And I'm trying to decide what to do here. Just straight back? Or should I feather it a little bit? That you look schizophrenic. So keep it just back? Yeah. Yeah. Because you can't wear a hat on that.

SPEAKER_06 1:05:58

Yeah, do if you do that again. You look schizophrenic. You look questionable.

SPEAKER_04 1:06:04

I thought it was maybe a little Tony Hawkish. No back day.

SPEAKER_06 1:06:08

No, you look like you look like you're asking for trouble.

SPEAKER_04 1:06:11

Okay, so just Yeah. Because I'm not gonna cut it.

SPEAKER_06 1:06:15

Yeah. Well, I think you should. Really? Yeah. You look like a fucking female. How about a tram? I think you should like have a boy's haircut. No, I don't like it. That's what I'd go with is a boy's haircut. Not necessarily a girl's.

SPEAKER_04 1:06:31

You know what? Julie's right. You are. What'd she call you? A closed-minded motherfucker. Yeah. Yeah. She's right. I'm on her side.

SPEAKER_06 1:06:38

You look like um what's that chick, Tomb Raider chick. Had her hair stuck back. Oh. That was Angelina Jolie, wasn't it?

SPEAKER_04 1:06:49

Yeah, she was.

SPEAKER_06 1:06:49

You look like Angelina Jolie with fucking hair. Did she?

SPEAKER_04 1:06:55

Yeah. I'm in love with Madeline Klein currently. I'm not sure who that was. Otter Banks, Blanc. Yeah.

SPEAKER_06 1:07:05

I'm still into Mariska Argerty. And Leah Remini.

SPEAKER_04 1:07:09

You know, the thing I like about you is you're loyal.

SPEAKER_06 1:07:11

I am. You're a fucking Labrador. When she cut her hair short, I almost strayed.

SPEAKER_04 1:07:19

Stepped you back.

SPEAKER_06 1:07:20

Yeah.

SPEAKER_04 1:07:21

But she grew it back. She did. She got your email.

SPEAKER_06 1:07:25

Now the only thing I can't stand is on the new Law and Order SVUs. She wears these fucking glasses. They're still making new ones? Oh yeah. Really? Yeah, she's the boss. Really? Iced tea's still on there? No. No. Um. But she's got these glasses, and they're fucking hideous, and they look terrible on her. And I don't like it. And Kelly's like, we're sitting there watching it, she's like, those glasses look hideous. She's just, one, she's looking for anything she can to make her look down her. Right. But two, she's right. The fucking glasses are hideous. So but it's all part of it's a prop for the show.

SPEAKER_04 1:08:09

We're talking there, and I brought up iced tea.

SPEAKER_06 1:08:12

Yeah.

SPEAKER_04 1:08:14

I mean, he was a legit gangbanger, turned into a rapper, turned into an actor.

SPEAKER_06 1:08:19

Yeah.

SPEAKER_04 1:08:21

Um they did that song, Cop Killer. Yes. You know what's amazing is that never comes back to bite him in the ass. No. It's like, did people forget about it?

SPEAKER_06 1:08:33

No, but if a Republican makes a song that has something that doesn't run the course.

SPEAKER_04 1:08:40

This country ain't country anymore. Yeah.

SPEAKER_06 1:08:43

Yeah. Yeah.

SPEAKER_04 1:08:44

So how does that I don't get it?

SPEAKER_06 1:08:47

I don't either.

SPEAKER_04 1:08:49

Hey, these guys behind us look pretty cool.

SPEAKER_06 1:08:52

Yeah, they seem pretty legit.

SPEAKER_03 1:08:56

Come over here for a second.

SPEAKER_06 1:08:58

Just one of you is.

SPEAKER_04 1:09:00

Oh, how about you? Come here.

SPEAKER_06 1:09:01

You can talk.

SPEAKER_04 1:09:03

Can I bring him up here? Yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_06 1:09:05

Yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_04 1:09:05

It's mandatory.

SPEAKER_06 1:09:06

Yeah, come on, sit on. Alright, what's your name? You're live on the show with Bob and Brad Perpetually Wrong. What's your name?

SPEAKER_02 1:09:13

Uh Danny.

SPEAKER_06 1:09:14

Danny. I'm Brad. He looks like a Cornwall Tools guy.

SPEAKER_02 1:09:17

Yeah. And with snap-on boots.

SPEAKER_06 1:09:20

Okay.

SPEAKER_03 1:09:21

Um. Have you ever heard of him?

SPEAKER_02 1:09:24

Um. This is my first time.

SPEAKER_06 1:09:26

Alright. What what are you getting at? So is Danny? Yeah. Danny. Yeah. You're gonna give him a sticker. Yeah. He's gonna put it on his tool truck. Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 1:09:43

I work at uh Midwest Power Appointment.

SPEAKER_06 1:09:46

Oh yeah, they're they're they're right there out in uh Hazlitt.

SPEAKER_02 1:09:49

Hazletton.

SPEAKER_06 1:09:51

Yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_04 1:09:52

You're here for basketball or you guys just come down here to drink all the time?

SPEAKER_02 1:09:55

Uh I'm here to drink and eat. Uh my brother's here for uh for the basketball game. Is he the one with the short throat? Yeah.

SPEAKER_06 1:10:04

Is that because he sucked too many dicks?

unknown 1:10:07

Maybe, I don't know.

SPEAKER_06 1:10:08

Ah, he did. He said he gave us a thumbs up. He said, yep, that that's out of 20, give me in the bathroom. He said that last one got him too far.

SPEAKER_00 1:10:20

50, want some?

SPEAKER_06 1:10:21

No, I'm good, but you can sit right here if you want.

unknown 1:10:25

Thank you.

SPEAKER_04 1:10:26

Yeah, you should scan that sometime and give us a listen while you're doing nothing during the day. If you're doing something, hey, look right there's the camera.

SPEAKER_06 1:10:35

Say hi to the camera.

SPEAKER_02 1:10:36

I need something to do. You're uh motorcycle? Motorcycle.

SPEAKER_00 1:10:39

I can't always wanted one.

SPEAKER_06 1:10:41

You should go buy one.

SPEAKER_00 1:10:42

My name's Aliana, I need a baker.

SPEAKER_06 1:10:46

And you're my what?

unknown 1:10:47

Oh.

SPEAKER_00 1:10:47

I'm by Steve Forever.

SPEAKER_06 1:10:50

We've got Steve Forever, that's right. When did we start? So if you don't like it, too bad. September? We started this the week of Labor Day. Okay, September. Okay.

SPEAKER_04 1:10:59

And we're having uh a ride this June.

SPEAKER_06 1:11:05

On the sixth.

SPEAKER_04 1:11:06

On the sixth. June sixth. Trying to get people just to show up. Um, how far away from home do you get before you say I'm gonna do it?

SPEAKER_06 1:11:14

Does he have a motorcycle?

SPEAKER_04 1:11:15

No, but he's thinking about it. He's always wanted one.

SPEAKER_02 1:11:18

I've always wanted one.

SPEAKER_06 1:11:19

You should buy one.

SPEAKER_02 1:11:20

Yeah, it was like my mom uh used to be a uh surgical technician for Sparrow Hospital, and she worked in the emergency unit. Uh huh. She told me a lot of uh scary stories. It happens, it happens. So I was like, it's gonna be one of those things where I'm gonna have to wait until she passes.

SPEAKER_04 1:11:41

Not that we want that to hurry up.

SPEAKER_02 1:11:44

He's like, I love my mom.

SPEAKER_04 1:11:45

The whole reason I brought Joe over here is because I gotta go to the bathroom and I need you to talk to him.

SPEAKER_05 1:11:51

Okay.

SPEAKER_04 1:11:53

Because we can't have that air. If somebody's not sitting here, he won't talk.

SPEAKER_06 1:11:57

Hey, they can hear you say that. Oh. So so Brad is uh Brad's got a girl woman's bladder.

SPEAKER_02 1:12:08

A woman's bladder.

SPEAKER_06 1:12:09

Yeah, which means he can't hold it very long. So then I have to I have to carry on the show without him.

SPEAKER_02 1:12:14

So yeah, well, one of the good things about being a uh truck driver is like you learn to hold it. You learn to hold it. You learn to hold it.

SPEAKER_06 1:12:21

I used to I used to drive truck. Oh I know, yeah.

SPEAKER_02 1:12:24

So I uh to help me pass times, sometimes I would rank bathrooms in the middle.

SPEAKER_06 1:12:30

You gotta talk in the microphone there.

SPEAKER_02 1:12:32

Oh, I'm sorry. Yeah, you're good.

SPEAKER_06 1:12:34

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 1:12:35

Welcome to the show. Uh to help me pass times sometimes while I'm on the road. Uh-huh. I would like rank bathrooms like how clean they are. Yeah.

SPEAKER_06 1:12:45

Or if somebody shit all over the toilet seat and wiped it on it.

SPEAKER_02 1:12:48

Oh, yeah. I totally get it. The the bathroom on this uh uh speedway on the south side on Cedar.

SPEAKER_06 1:12:57

Terrible. Yeah, you're talking about the one by lows. Yes. Yes, yeah, yes, the one by lows. That motherfucker had more shit and semen speared all smeared all over the fucking seat than you could shake a stick at. Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 1:13:10

If you've been on the road for about 12 hours and you gotta go, uh-huh, you you don't got much options.

SPEAKER_06 1:13:18

You just go you have to go when you're so how many times have you sat your bare ass on the smeared shit? That's what I want to know. Yeah, how many times? Once, twice?

SPEAKER_02 1:13:29

Well, I do remember one time at band camp.

SPEAKER_06 1:13:34

I knew it. I know hey, it happens to the best of us. It's not your fault.

SPEAKER_02 1:13:38

It's like when you're rushing.

SPEAKER_06 1:13:41

It's not it's not your fault.

SPEAKER_02 1:13:43

Hey, it's like you can only um my limit is I can only hold it for 12 hours. So when you have to, he's like, you do not care.

SPEAKER_06 1:13:52

Yeah. Hey, when when duty calls.

SPEAKER_04 1:13:54

Oh yeah, when duty calls. Yeah, let me get back in there. Oh, yep.

SPEAKER_05 1:13:58

Is he in the service?

SPEAKER_06 1:14:00

Uh huh.

SPEAKER_05 1:14:00

Is he in the service?

SPEAKER_06 1:14:01

I don't know, but he he he he sat on a shitty toilet seat at the speedway, South Cedar.

SPEAKER_02 1:14:10

Yeah.

SPEAKER_06 1:14:11

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 1:14:12

He's like, if you've been on the road for about 12 hours. We got a 12-hour limit. Yeah, no. You gotta go. It's either I'm shitting in my pants or shitting in my car or truck. I don't want to.

SPEAKER_06 1:14:30

And he's sitting in his truck, folks. He's gonna shit right in his fucking on the bathroom.

SPEAKER_03 1:14:34

You tell him about your bathroom in North Carolina? Oh no. My fucking thing was oozing. I had nowhere to go.

SPEAKER_02 1:14:42

And I opened the door and I remember one of my worst experiences is like I was down by the the border of Indiana and Michigan. Yeah. I was like so I was like, I drank about maybe maybe uh five Pepsi's before it was like 11 uh a.m.

SPEAKER_06 1:15:04

You had to go. I had to go.

SPEAKER_02 1:15:06

So I went to this gas station and I was like, hey uh, do you guys got a bathroom? And she goes, We're paying customers only.

SPEAKER_06 1:15:13

So you had to buy another Pepsi!

SPEAKER_02 1:15:15

Believe it or not, yeah. I know! I bought another another Pepsi and a bag of chips, and she gives me a key, so I rushed to uh rush to the bathroom. That was probably the most disgusting bathroom I've ever seen in my life. The toilet seat rocked back and forth. Half of the seat was missing. Oh no. By far like the worst smell I have ever smell. I was like, I spent two dollars for this. Right. Oh fuck yes.

SPEAKER_06 1:15:46

Well, you know what? You were the second guest ever. Oh, really? On Bob and Brad Perpetually Wrong. How does that feel?

SPEAKER_02 1:15:53

Uh uh.

SPEAKER_06 1:15:55

And you get a sticker to to go with it.

SPEAKER_02 1:15:57

Yeah.

SPEAKER_06 1:15:57

Make sure you put that in a good place.

SPEAKER_02 1:15:59

Yep. I I will recommend this uh to all the guys at my shop and give us a list of it.

SPEAKER_06 1:16:05

Yeah, get on there. There's Facebook, like and follow. Follow on Facebook, subscribe.

SPEAKER_02 1:16:11

I don't have social media.

SPEAKER_06 1:16:13

Well, what the fuck?

SPEAKER_02 1:16:15

Oh less things for Big Brother to keep track on you all.

SPEAKER_06 1:16:18

I understand that. But you know what? Your brother, the one that sucks dick with a sore throat, I think he I think he's got social media. He does. Yeah, so make him like and subscribe. Alright. Thank you. Thank you for stopping by. Nice to meet you.

SPEAKER_03 1:16:33

Have a good night. Oh. What are you eating?

SPEAKER_02 1:16:37

Uh Billy cheesesteak. Oh, yeah.

SPEAKER_06 1:16:39

All right.

SPEAKER_02 1:16:40

I haven't had one in a minute, so I need one.

SPEAKER_06 1:16:42

Well, I hope it's delightful. If you ever fucking leave me like that again, I'll kill you.

SPEAKER_04 1:16:50

Could you repeat that? Because I couldn't.

SPEAKER_06 1:16:54

If you ever leave me like that again, I will kill you.

SPEAKER_04 1:16:59

I had to pee. Me too, but I'm holding it. I usually don't drink this much on a Thursday night.

SPEAKER_06 1:17:09

We had a fresh one right here.

SPEAKER_04 1:17:11

Oh.

SPEAKER_03 1:17:12

Alright. Well, are we about done?

SPEAKER_06 1:17:15

Yeah. On that note, Bob and Brad. Perpetually wrong. Oh, give me one of them.

SPEAKER_04 1:17:26

I gotta order some more.

SPEAKER_06 1:17:27

We're gonna we're gonna go ahead and end the session.

SPEAKER_04 1:17:30

Sign off. Sign.

SPEAKER_06 1:17:32

Sign off. Uh radio silent. Good night, whatever the fuck they call it.

SPEAKER_04 1:17:36

Good night, Irene. Yeah. But you you gotta say you're saying. As always. All right.

SPEAKER_06 1:17:41

Stay positive, test negative.

SPEAKER_03 1:17:45

Bye.