What Are We In Fur?

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What Are We In Fur? Episode 36

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It's a banter episode this week! The two dive into an 11-year-old Reddit forum that asks some general furry questions.

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SPEAKER_01

Hello everyone, welcome back to the What Do Win for podcast. My name is Adobe. And this is our podcast where I don't know why I have to read this.

SPEAKER_05

Alright, I'm good. This is our podcast where we talk about anything but the furry fandom.

SPEAKER_01

Where we talk about anything related to the furry fandom. My buddy Ryu and I take turns introducing topics each episode. Sometimes entirely about the fandom, or as you know, just sometimes it's not enough about it. We like to blabber. I mean, that's just what it is.

SPEAKER_02

But speaking of Ryu, buddy. My salvador bestie, how are you?

SPEAKER_05

Oh, what's up, dude? I'm good. I'm good. Um, today's a good day. I I love that. Woke up. I woke up 30 minutes before my dentist appointment across DFW. And I got ready in five minutes, and I was out of the house within five minutes with my Celsius in hand. Yes, before the dentist. I know. It's crazy. But uh I don't care about it.

SPEAKER_01

Wait, yeah, that is crazy.

SPEAKER_05

Yeah. I cracked a tooth yesterday.

SPEAKER_01

I was gonna say, weren't you just at the dentist last episode?

SPEAKER_05

Yes, I was getting my teeth cleaned, and they said everything was fine. Then you cracked your tooth. And then I cracked and then I cracked a tooth a tooth eating a cookie. A very soft cookie.

SPEAKER_02

How did you manage that?

SPEAKER_05

I felt something hard in my mouth, and I was like, ew, what the fuck is this? I thought it was one of my cheap fillings from the military that came out, but no. I it was it was part of my two I I swallowed it by the way. Ow! I I didn't know I swallowed it at the time. I just yeah. But I had to have root canal and then a crown put on it, so that's cool.

SPEAKER_01

How how deep did it crack? Like, how bad was the chip?

SPEAKER_05

I have a picture of it I can send to you. Do you want to see it?

SPEAKER_01

Ah, not really.

SPEAKER_05

Are you sure?

SPEAKER_01

I mean, I'm curious. Teeth stuff makes me nauseous. Teeth stuff? Yeah. You ever had one of those dreams where like all your like your teeth start falling out?

SPEAKER_05

Oh god.

SPEAKER_01

I've only had one of those dreams and it was terrible. My my teeth were just like dis not disintegrating, but just like starting to just crackle into small pieces the more I use them. It's really gross and very never.

SPEAKER_05

I'm not gonna send you this.

SPEAKER_01

You might think it's Well, you have to now.

SPEAKER_05

Okay. No, I'm not too. I'm not going to. It's gross.

SPEAKER_01

Send it Please. Send it with like a timer or something.

SPEAKER_05

Good look.

SPEAKER_01

It's worse than I thought. Yeah, it's bad. Oh I swallowed that. Do you believe that? Now you can officially say you ate your insides. Or I guess maybe not on your insides. I guess you wouldn't have ate either. Ugh, it's so gross. Dude, like a almost a fourth of your entire back molar's gone. Is that a molar? No. Yeah, it's a molar.

SPEAKER_05

Oh, it looks like you took a slice out of the pie. It looks like I got like kicked in the face. Speaking of getting kicked in the face, guess who got fucking knocked the fuck out at a in a fucking hardcore mosh pit last night? Icy? Yes.

SPEAKER_01

Oh, I'm not fucking surprised. I love that man, but that's what happens when you go to fucking mosh pits.

SPEAKER_05

Oh, that's so sick, dude.

SPEAKER_01

Uh teach their own, man. Teach their own.

SPEAKER_05

He has a foot. You need to put a fucking mouth guard in or something.

SPEAKER_01

I just don't go to that stuff. I'm not whaling my arms like I'm a fucking windmill.

SPEAKER_05

That's the best one. It's the best move.

SPEAKER_01

I like the ones where I shake my ass, not my hands. I don't like shaking my ass to take that back. Like at my wedding? What did I do at your wedding? Oh, yeah, you were twerking at your wedding, right? They call you twerk I can't say your name, but they call you twerking space name.

SPEAKER_05

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01

You were doing it up. That's so proud of you. I still have your tooth on my phone.

SPEAKER_05

Oh, let me delete it.

SPEAKER_01

No, you're fine. I'm just throwing my phone. I'm just throwing my phone on my book.

SPEAKER_05

Oh my god, wait. I have we aren't talking about you. How are you?

SPEAKER_01

Uh oh, wait. I promised something last episode.

SPEAKER_04

You did?

SPEAKER_01

I did. I have to chug a LaCroix. And no one cares, but I promise that I will treat my words. Oh my god, you do. What flavor would you chug in today?

SPEAKER_05

Oh, is there a wee? Are you also chugging? I didn't think you'd have one with you. I can go. Well, I don't have anything carbonated. Oh, that's lame. I have a I have the rest of my Gatorade.

SPEAKER_01

I don't have much Gatorade left. No, it's okay. I I I I said I would do it last episode. Literally, no one cares, but I remembered it out of nowhere, and I know I have to now do it. I remembered it when you're talking about your tooth. I don't know why. Um, no, I have strawberry sunset, which is strawberry kiwi, pineapple flavor with other natural flavors, non-alcoholic. So if anyone doesn't like burping or hates our burping bits, skip ahead two minutes, right? Probably soon. Uh Ryu, give me a countdown. This is wait, this is a 12 fluid ounce? It's not big. Just 12 fluid ounces, I think. Yeah, it says beach you to it on the back, but beach as in beach, not bitch. Oh, that's that's that's that's not funny.

SPEAKER_03

Stupid.

SPEAKER_05

As we laugh at it. Three wanna go.

SPEAKER_01

Oh. Oh. I'm only halfway. It's I'm not gonna stop.

SPEAKER_02

It's so cold. It's so cold. It's ice cream.

SPEAKER_05

Keep drinking. Shut up and relax your throat. It goes down easier.

SPEAKER_02

Oh, it hurts my tummy. I don't know what to do. I don't know. Keep going. Good boy. Round two. Round two. I'm out! Are you drinking another one? I'm out. I gotta chalk my poppy. You're gonna throw up. I saw a dude. Oh my god. Why are my nipples hard? What the fuck?

SPEAKER_05

Did you just discover something about yourself that you like?

SPEAKER_01

You like how you burp, little weirdo? I want everyone to know that I cut out probably half the burps that just happened. So you guys only heard heard a portion of the burps. So just imagine.

SPEAKER_05

No, you didn't.

SPEAKER_04

My tummy's bloated.

SPEAKER_05

I I can't wait to hear you my tummy bloated. Inflation first be like, oh no.

SPEAKER_02

Oh no. Yes. Oh. But oh no.

SPEAKER_01

Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Adobe, please make that like three-minute bit like 30 seconds long so it's a little more bearable. Anyway, you asked how I was doing. I don't know how to answer that. I'm fine.

SPEAKER_05

Um you don't know how you're feeling right now after you after you drank two drinks? Back to back?

SPEAKER_01

Well, I'm bloated. Or there's a lot of gas in my tummy right now. It's gonna be coming up throughout the episode. Please gotta have the birds. I should have done it toward the end of the episode. How am I doing? I hit my truck against a police parking gar uh lot. Oh my god. It was a little low clearance. How did you do something like that? I was watching there was a lady helping me pull forward and to park at a good spot to continue uh my job. And I was watching her hand signals, and she wasn't telling me to keep moving forward, but I was just paying attention to her. And then there's the parking garage. Uh parking lot, I would say. It's not really garage, but there's a low clearance thing, roof over it, and I might smash part of it in. Adobe. It was a really bad day.

SPEAKER_05

Adobe.

SPEAKER_01

That sucks, dude. Yeah. My boss was really, really nice about it though. I was very upset and so embarrassed. I had a joke that a police officer, because the only joke I could make about the entire thing holding back tears, was I looked at the guy because he had to get my information and I was like, at least you didn't have to drive for this one. He goes, Yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_05

Oh man, that's that's no fun. I mean, like, then did you get in trouble or not no, not really.

SPEAKER_01

Because I it was an honest mistake. It just was a mistake that shouldn't have happened. My boss was very nice about it. Very nice, like nicer than he should have been. Let's I gotta be honest. But he it was a genuine, he was genuine, nice about it, not faking it. So that this was yesterday.

SPEAKER_05

Oh, that was yesterday?

SPEAKER_01

Yeah, it was yesterday.

SPEAKER_05

Oh man. What happened today?

SPEAKER_01

Got through work and I didn't hit my truck off anything, so good boy. Thanks. Uh anyway, Ryu.

SPEAKER_05

What are we in for today? Today? We're in for some questions about the furry fandom. Today?

unknown

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01

Today, this moment, right now, today, together.

SPEAKER_05

This moment in time. We're in for some Reddit ask r slash furry questions.

SPEAKER_01

Oh! I didn't know this was a thing! So is this like just is this like non-furries or just any kind of furries that just ask questions about the fandom and have and this is a forum for people to just respond to it?

SPEAKER_05

So, so this I found this certain one where it's so this one's from 11 years ago by a user named Drew all 79, aka just another fulfill it's uh it reads here uh I'm throwing together a little survey for the R slash furry, and I need some suggestions for questions. I have the usual stuff like gender and species. Thanks ahead for any suggestions. Um, it's 11 years old, so I doubt that they'll notice if I add a suggestion. But I figured we would read some of the suggestions that people put and answer them ourselves.

SPEAKER_01

That sounds really fun. Fuck yeah, let's do it.

SPEAKER_05

We'll just dive right in. So uh let's see. Razzie the rack cat. I guess it's a raccoon hybrid with a cat. Like raccoon cat hybrid, that's pretty cool. Razzie the cat, the rack cat says what part of the fandom contributed the most to you wanting to join? And they say it can be multiple choice.

SPEAKER_01

What part of the fandom contribu contributed to us wanting to join?

SPEAKER_05

Yeah, like the most, like like like the most contributing aspect of the fandom that like uh got you kicking off with it, you know?

SPEAKER_01

What contributed for me? I know how I got it.

SPEAKER_05

Like what intrigued you, like what intrigued you the most about the furry fandom at first?

SPEAKER_01

The fun.

SPEAKER_05

The fun.

SPEAKER_01

Watch looking at the furry fandom on the outside and not if you're not one who's gonna judge it, looking on it from the outside, it just looked fun. It looked welcoming and fun. Like that that was just the initial reaction I had of someone who wouldn't judge wasn't judging the fandom and was just kind of in awe of what it was. There was I think probably fursuits maybe more narrowed down would be fursuits, but it just had a very fun, big fun factor to it.

SPEAKER_05

Nice, nice. I'd I'd have to say the artwork contribu or contributed a lot to me like wanting to join the fandom because I would see artwork of like anthropomorphic characters that people designed, and I'd like I just loved seeing the fandom be brought to life in artwork, you know, and especially like I mean animation has changed over the years drastically, but like seeing all of like the the newer animations and stuff, that's or like the older animations compared to now of like anthropomorphic characters, that's kind of like kept me in the fandom at the same time.

SPEAKER_01

I relate to that. Do you remember the someone I used to watch like in in in tandem with like the animation? Somebody used to watch a lot, especially early in the fandom. Do you remember the maps on YouTube? Who? Multi multi-animator projects. No, they would be like music, so it would be like this music sequence of maybe a c a few minutes or a couple minutes, and the person who's hosting the project had an animator, maybe animate, uh, depending on what they were doing, five to fifteen seconds of that song, and then each animator obviously has a different style, but they would blend it all together with their part portion of the song. So it's just a bunch of different types of animation um for this one song that was over it. It's so cool. Look at look up like furry MAPs on YouTube, you'll find some really fucking cool ones. Furry MPs. That was a big one that got me in it. Brand new animal was a really good one.

SPEAKER_05

Google Maps be like r slash furry, the history of furry map.net. What?

SPEAKER_01

I don't know. There's a furry map.net. There's a lot of maps for like um, I know people who are probably in the warrior cat scene is probably familiar with that. Is it like okay?

SPEAKER_05

I think I understand what you're talking about, though. It's just like a short little animation.

SPEAKER_01

Not short, it'd usually be the whole song because it'd be multi-animated.

SPEAKER_05

Oh, okay. Oh, okay.

SPEAKER_01

They're okay. It's kind of hard to find actually off of a YouTube search. I can't just find furry animated maps, to be honest. But you can find animated maps. Uh I'm I'm finding some of them actually. And they're older, like five, six, seven years ago. But yeah, they're just to a song that's going over, and you have just animators that edit or that animate to the song at a certain point, and then all those animations is put together because then the whole song is unanimated. That's cool. What was her name? Skull. She renamed herself. This is not who was. I'm not Faye Flix. Faye Flix? F-A-E.

SPEAKER_05

She makes animation memes, but speaking of Fays and other fantasy things, I'm going to the Renfair this weekend.

SPEAKER_01

Ooh! I don't know when ours is around here, but I hope you enjoy it.

SPEAKER_05

I'm so excited. I'm gonna be a wizard with my friend. A wizard? Me and my friend are gonna be wizards.

SPEAKER_01

You're gonna be a wizard?

SPEAKER_05

I'll have a wizard costume. I have a I have a cloak and a tunic and everything.

SPEAKER_01

You know what I'd love to see?

SPEAKER_05

What?

SPEAKER_01

A salamander wizard.

SPEAKER_05

A salamander wizard?

SPEAKER_01

Yeah. I need art of that. I need to see art of this.

SPEAKER_05

Or I could just take fursuit picks with the wizard outfit on. As you should. I have a I'm I have my cool stick too. I'm not gonna bring my fursuit to the rent fair this time, but maybe one time I will. I don't know. It depends on who we go with next time. But uh, I'll take some here at the at the house with my plants.

SPEAKER_02

All I can imagine is you with a bunch of wizard friends. They're like, guys, look at my staff! Look at my staff! I have a gun. I have a shotgun.

SPEAKER_05

Oh shit. Or I have my old school uh 44 lever action. Yeah.

SPEAKER_01

That's fun.

SPEAKER_05

Yeah, but I I'll have to send you. Have I sent you a picture of my big stick?

SPEAKER_01

No. I don't know what you mean by big stick.

SPEAKER_05

I have a really big stick that I found in the woods.

SPEAKER_01

Of course you do.

SPEAKER_05

And it's really cool. It's like a little walking stick. Uh I'm gonna I want to get it like um what's the word? Petrified?

SPEAKER_01

Yes, I I think.

SPEAKER_05

Yeah, and make it's it's kinda it's like not the sturdiest, but I feel like if I petrified it, it would be come sturdier. Cause don't they like put in like epoxy or something?

SPEAKER_01

Yeah, it wouldn't dry out or anything and break.

SPEAKER_05

Yeah. Yeah. But yeah, I think I want to do that. Get it a pretty stain on it. Maybe get something embedded into it. I don't know. You should definitely do that. Yeah. It's cool. It's a cool stick. You would like it. I mean, since you're a dog.

SPEAKER_01

I like sticks.

SPEAKER_05

You do like stick.

SPEAKER_01

I like sticks and frisbees.

SPEAKER_05

Fuzbees. Fisbees. What about what about disc golf frisbees?

SPEAKER_01

Oh, you're torturing me. I start I start physical therapy soon, but Oh, nice. I can't do disc golf yet. I'm so sad. I really miss disc golf so much. Especially because I was just getting back into it. Then my arm's like, oh you wanna have fun? No.

SPEAKER_05

That's how I felt at the skate park today, dude. I'd l I learned how to well, I didn't I've been teaching myself how to drop in on a quarter pipe. And um it's terrifying on a bicycle. It's honestly scarier on a bicycle than it is on a skateboard.

SPEAKER_01

I don't know about that.

SPEAKER_05

I think I think it's because oh god, the once your front wheel goes over, you need to like drop all your weight back to the like back of the bike. So yeah, you don't go over the handlebars, and you have to keep make sure your pedals are flat and that you're shifting your weight correctly and something.

SPEAKER_01

Yeah.

SPEAKER_05

I don't know, but but the skateboards you're just so open and I feel like dropping in is just full commitment on. I mean, so it's dropping in in general is like fully just based off of commitment.

SPEAKER_01

I'm good at dropping the toilet. I'm not good at dropping in anywhere.

SPEAKER_05

Scary. Of course you are, you big shitter.

SPEAKER_01

No, you don't include that.

SPEAKER_05

But no, he don't include that. You big you big soft serve ice cream machine. Keep going. You little frozen yogurt dispenser. You you frow your frow your fro yo fuck. Oh man.

SPEAKER_01

This is bad bit.

SPEAKER_05

I don't like this one either. This is a I don't like it either.

SPEAKER_02

Next question.

SPEAKER_05

Hang on, I'm dying.

SPEAKER_01

What do you do? What happens if you say you hit the pen for a confidence?

SPEAKER_05

Yes. Yes. The pin's been a confidence. Okay, next question. God, we get off topic really easily. Uh, shut up. What do you think the fandom can do to improve its public reputation? Um, not being such a fucking soy boy all the damn time.

SPEAKER_01

What does that mean?

SPEAKER_05

Be a little bitch. Don't be a pussy.

SPEAKER_01

So you're not I'm I'm gonna I'm gonna take a comment and make it polite. I'm not wrong. There's just a lot of softies in the fandom. Nope. Don't include that. People are just bitches and you know, just unbitched.

SPEAKER_05

They deserve stitches, they deserve some situations.

SPEAKER_01

Uh no, but like there's a lot of sensitivity in the fandom where like some people can joke about one thing, then other people can't joke about this, and then because they can't joke about this, it becomes a thing, but then like, but then they can joke about this, and then they can't joke. There's just a lot of gray areas, and it causes a lot of drama. Um, the fandom's just dramatic. Dramatic in the sense of just drama spreads and is very common. So I think in that case, like it would help if we got along a little bit better and we weren't at each other's throats, not in the bedroom way, because that's a whole other story that I've already talked about.

SPEAKER_03

That's hard.

SPEAKER_01

So um, yeah, it definitely doesn't help that we're all like bitching and cancel culture and every moan in person.

SPEAKER_03

Speak.

SPEAKER_02

Oh no, we believe half the shit in this episode.

SPEAKER_03

Were you talking with them small letters? Uh don't be texting me with no small letters. You gotta keep your cap lock on.

SPEAKER_01

Just I'm constantly yelling at you.

SPEAKER_03

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02

How do you go from being like like so rural to heh? Yeah. Shut up.

SPEAKER_05

Oh, I love you.

SPEAKER_01

I do that too.

SPEAKER_05

Do you know any members of the fandom outside of the internet? If so, how many? Oh god.

SPEAKER_01

A lot. I mean, I'm a good bit. I can't count that. I know like over ten for sure. Define who we know, quote unquote. Are we talking people like we're close with, acquaintances, or people that I just know locally? Like, woo, were we gonna like say like who am I friends with outside of the Phantom Room Online and just in like more in person?

SPEAKER_05

Yeah, I guess I guess more like in person. Well, I mean, we all met over the internet, so I guess that's yes.

SPEAKER_01

But the people that I know in person around me, these aren't just acquaintances. Like, I I would label it if I had if I had to put a number on it.

SPEAKER_05

I don't think it's talking local. What? But I th I wanna I wanna assume it's talking.

SPEAKER_01

Yeah, so locals. Yeah, just free locals. That's just implying like I don't need to call them on Discord to hang out with them. I can go, hey, I can go call any of these guys up. Let's go ahead and get a bar. You're right. You're right. Too many to count then. There I a few dozen. Easy. Um, I'm not close with all of them. I'm not like super, super close with all of them, but I would say I'm I'm familiar with a good amount and I'm close friends with a good with a good dozen. Yeah. Is probably my answer. Okay.

SPEAKER_05

Nice.

SPEAKER_01

Yeah.

SPEAKER_05

I'd say 10, 30? I don't know. There's a lot of people in a mountain bike chat. There's like 30. There's 30 people in a mountain bike chat. 30? 200? No, I'm not that. I'm not a poppy fur, bro.

SPEAKER_04

Yeah, you are.

SPEAKER_05

I am? Do you think so? I would be a good poppy fur. I would be for the furries.

SPEAKER_01

For all furries. Alright, hold on. Now we're getting political. What? Political.

SPEAKER_02

I stand for all the furries here today. I will be your representative here down in Texas. What are you laughing at? I stuttered.

SPEAKER_04

Dude, shut up. You have to yourself before I can laugh at you. The next qu the next question is do you yiff? Be honest. Yes, next question.

SPEAKER_05

Yeah. Okay. How does R slash furry stack up compared to other furry friendly communities? Um, such as DeviantArt, Furry, Furry, Furry, Furry, Fuck, F Fur Affinity, Chatsi, etc. Is it better, worse, or just as good? Well, this since this is 11 years ago, Twitter's a thing, and nobody's on.

SPEAKER_02

Are you all having a stroke?

SPEAKER_05

A little bit. Twitter's a thing. I don't know what ch do you know what chatsey is? What? Do you know what chatsey is? No. What's chat see? I don't know. I was asking you. Never mind. Jesus Christ. Next question. What kind of bear is best? Only one choice. Um, is it sun bear? Black bears. Sunbear. Um, sun bear. I love the sunbear. Sunbear. Sunbears are beautiful. Let me look up a picture of a sunbear. I don't know if I would say Ah! So cute!

SPEAKER_02

I don't know if I'd say look at 'em!

SPEAKER_05

Weighing into 25 to 65 kilograms.

SPEAKER_01

They're my favorite bear, but god, they are not okay.

SPEAKER_05

25 to 65 kilograms. That is what is that in pounds? 143 pounds. They k they have to weigh more than that.

SPEAKER_01

30 more pounds, that's that's me. I weigh heavier than a sunbear! Oh!

SPEAKER_05

I mean, they don't look that big. They're not big though.

SPEAKER_01

Look at this one. If anyone hasn't looked up a sunbear before.

SPEAKER_05

Why does he look so nervous? He looks so anxious.

SPEAKER_02

He looks so fucking deformed. Where's his wheelchair?

SPEAKER_05

Bless his little heart.

SPEAKER_02

Oh shit.

SPEAKER_05

Yeah, look at that back that back right leg.

SPEAKER_01

It's like if anyone has not seen a sunbear. That back right foot is like cricket. Please look up a sunbear. I keep derailing us. So you said it was black bear and what? You said the guy only had two options, like you or did it was it still an op was an open-ended question still. I thought I wasn't sure if they provided options. Hang on, I clicked out of Discord. Click back into Discord.

SPEAKER_03

Okay, I'm back into Discord.

SPEAKER_02

Welcome back, honey.

SPEAKER_05

Allegedly. Frankly. Actually, Franklin. So constipated. Okay. Um try jack. No try good.

SPEAKER_01

Try again.

SPEAKER_05

Frankly.

SPEAKER_02

Read the question. The wall in in this. The what the wall of the giant We don't. Huh? What? What is that what?

SPEAKER_04

Nothing.

SPEAKER_02

I don't even know what that means.

SPEAKER_04

Don't include that. Don't include that.

SPEAKER_02

I don't know what that means.

SPEAKER_01

Don't include that. This week we teach Adobe what the news is.

SPEAKER_05

Anyways. How long have you been with the fandom? Hmm. Nine. 2014. You've been with 12.

SPEAKER_00

That's quite last episode. You mentioned you said I have been on the in the fandom for the past 12 years. When I was debating how long I've been in the fandom for realizing it was nine for me.

SPEAKER_05

Are you good, bruh? Yeah, why? You sounded to look.

SPEAKER_00

No, I was just saying that last time on the last episode, I remember because I'm actually like a fan of the show, is that you uh you were out in the fan for 12 years. How do you make yourself talk like that? That's crazy.

SPEAKER_05

But it's okay.

SPEAKER_02

Adobe, please remember to bleep half the fucking shit in this episode.

SPEAKER_05

I can't wait for the list. Never mind. I can't talk about that.

SPEAKER_01

Um behind the scenes stuff?

SPEAKER_05

I can't talk about that.

SPEAKER_01

Maybe.

SPEAKER_05

Do you often tell people you are part of the fandom, or are you more reserved about it? Uh ranking it from one to ten. Hmm. I'd probably say five. 50-50. It really depends on the person.

SPEAKER_01

I'm a four or a six. I'm a four or a six. I'm either gonna be a little more likely to say something about it, or maybe not nearly as much. I'd say I'm a five. Huh? I'm a six. Six. I think six.

SPEAKER_02

I don't know. Six seven six seven.

SPEAKER_01

I think I almost want to say five with you. Six or seven. It it just depends. I'm not acknowledging that.

SPEAKER_02

Six seven. Clip that! Clip that! Clip that clip that shit.

SPEAKER_05

Uh clip it incidents of me. I have to piss. I want it. I want it as your notification tone for whenever you text me. I don't know how to do it, but I'm gonna find a way.

SPEAKER_02

I'll find a way. I always find a way. Six seven question mark? Six seven?

SPEAKER_05

God. What is your favorite part of the fandom? Possible answers. Art, music, stories, cons, roleplay, people, games, other.

SPEAKER_01

It balances between people and conventions. Because sometimes I hate people and other times I love people. But I really like cons. But just cons aren't all that often. I'd like them I'd like to be able to get them more.

SPEAKER_05

I'm the same way about cons and people. I like art a lot. I haven't gotten in the stories, but I feel like that would be cool. Cause I really I don't read that much. But when I do, um, I like I like a good little story. There's some good stuff out there. Yeah. I mean, back in the day, whenever I was younger, I used to roleplay a lot, and I would do like the ones where like you would type like fucking paragraphs at a time with each other, and it was really fun back in then. So I don't I don't do that anymore.

SPEAKER_01

I did that a little bit, but I grew out of that pretty quick. Not not not that not that it's something you have to grow out of, 'cause it's not like that. I just mean for me, that was just something I didn't care for much after as soon as a little bit after joining the fandom. Some people develop stories and characters that way, though, which is pretty cool. Kind of have like two writers clash. Yes.

SPEAKER_05

It's pretty, it's really cool stuff. This one says, How do you contribute to the fandom? Writing, drawing, looking at other people's shit, commenting. Um, they said, I don't do anything.

SPEAKER_01

I know our answer.

SPEAKER_05

Yeah, we have a fucking podcast.

SPEAKER_01

We have a podcast. That's cool. Yeah. That's pretty neat. I think we could elaborate on that and just trying to like entertain and um, you know, welcome more community, I guess might be a way to put it. Because we we're, you know, we have like a we're like starting to build like a small community with us, you not you and I, but uh also just entertaining people and providing just providing content to furry consumers. I I think is a good way to c or uh people who want to consume uh furry media is uh a good way to put our podcast. You know, maybe down the road interacting with other furry podcasters and whatnot too. Um stuff maybe along those lines. But I mean, yeah, you and I follow the exact same boat there, obviously.

SPEAKER_05

Yeah, um, I just kinda scroll and look at art and sometimes rarely on the occasion I'll uh commission on an art piece. I need to do that again. I need to put some money aside and get some art of Melda and I. And oh my god, I need to get we need to get more uh podcast art.

SPEAKER_01

We do.

SPEAKER_05

Ew.

SPEAKER_01

We do, we do. I thought you said ew. No, I said I said we do. I just said it very quietly and sensually. We do. We do. Oh my god. I have a girlfriend! My girlfriend. My girlfriend, twinkles. Fuck, I had something I was gonna say. Oh, I said you sc you scroll and look at art. I edit, and I edit, and edit, and work on podcast stuff, and edit. And in between all that, I'm depressed. And then I edit.

SPEAKER_05

I'm sorry.

SPEAKER_04

I love you. I love you.

SPEAKER_05

I feel like we've answered this one, but it says, How does the fandom influence your life? And they also said to me it sounds like a really generic question, but I didn't see it in the comments. Okay.

SPEAKER_01

I mean, it's where my entire social life pretty much stems from. Granted, I'm trying to find a healthy balance of separating from the fandom enough to where I can still do other things. Like I I mentioned disc golf earlier in the episode. I'm still burping from the little croix. God bless you. Um I would like to get into the disc golf community a little bit more, you know. So I think kind of having a healthy balance maybe between the furry fandom and disc golf community would be kind of cool. But at the moment, the furry community is just I mean, how it influences my life is just like it's all my friends, it's how I met my girlfriend. It's you know, any of my creative drive is about or around the furry fandom. So I mean mo 90% of how I live my life is just furry focused. It kind of gives me a drive. Furry community gave me like a drive to do more things, is what I would personally say.

SPEAKER_05

Nice. How about you, sexy man? I I think that the furry fandom influences me in a way that I oh yeah. Since we started the podcast, it's been a lot different because I've I've I've learned a lot from how we've had conversations in the past about different like furry culture, you know?

SPEAKER_01

And it's I don't know how does the phantom influence my life all the time in the world. I'll sit here quietly and let you ponder.

SPEAKER_05

Let me take a sip of my drink. Cashew.

SPEAKER_01

I thought cashew is when you're having a stroke, not when you have to think as a drink. Oh, I have to relate the pee. All that liquid went to my system real quick. Wow. Oh my god. Pee-pee boy, pee-pee dog. Adobe, either bleep that or cut that part out too, please. Pee-pee boy.

SPEAKER_05

What are you gonna be a diaper fur now?

SPEAKER_01

Oh, right, I'm going piss. Talk to the listeners. Tell them about how they could talk our fan mail or whatever.

SPEAKER_05

Um, yeah, the fan mail is pretty cool. You can send us little messages on that thing. And uh you can like tell us about yourself, like what you do for work, or like what you do in the fandom. Tell us like if you draw shit, if you like to take pictures at cons of furry shit, or just take pictures in general, that's cool. If you make fursuits, that's badass. Uh yeah, tell us what you do, and maybe leave like some little notes and like how we can improve on our podcast and what you like, what you don't like, how your day is, what's your number, drop us a fan mail. It's in the it's in the uh description. And if you're on YouTube, just put a comment in the in the comments below. I hope Adobe's having a good time in the bathroom. Got uh got out of the shower and I slipped and I almost saw Jesus this morning. Oh man, it was terri it was terrifying. Speaking of terrifying, dropping in on a BMX. Oh my god. I uh I was standing in the skate park on my bike, and I was getting myself all hyped up to go drop into this little four-foot quarter pipe, and I do it on my first try, and then I go back up, I do it again, and then I go back up again, and then I fall, and then I go back up again, and I'm like, oh god, I'm shaking now because my adrenaline's going, and I'm like, holy shit, and then I go down again and I fall again and I slam my head on the fucking concrete, but I have a helmet on, don't worry, I'm fine, and I'm like, oh shit, and I'm getting a little tired now and like frustrated. I did it a couple more times, and uh, I it was really sketchy because I was nervous and I was the only one out there, and I didn't have anybody to hype me up, and I was sad, so I left.

SPEAKER_01

Okay, that's probably good then.

SPEAKER_05

What?

SPEAKER_02

So I don't know where in the story.

SPEAKER_01

I I didn't really get much context, so I just wanted to say something snarky.

SPEAKER_05

Oh, no, you're fine. Little bitch.

SPEAKER_01

Did you have a good time?

SPEAKER_05

I did have a good time. Did you have a good time in the bathroom? Did I flush?

SPEAKER_02

Hold on.

SPEAKER_05

I don't know how what do you mean that I flush? You nasty? Gross, dude.

unknown

No, I didn't. I did.

SPEAKER_05

Good boy.

SPEAKER_01

Did you wash your hands? Yes, I wash my hands. But I also sit down when I pee.

SPEAKER_02

Oh. Like a girl. Excuse me, man.

SPEAKER_05

Rate yourself on a scale from fox to dragon. Dragon, of course. Yeah.

SPEAKER_01

No, wait, no, I'm realize it was a fox.

SPEAKER_05

Fuck that.

SPEAKER_01

Oh.

SPEAKER_05

I'm I'm Adobe clip that.

SPEAKER_02

A W clip that I was just I was hating on my dub.

SPEAKER_05

I didn't mean Adobe and post clip that because a little, a little, uh, this is crazy because I have been wanting to call you a fox for a long, long time. I'm not a fox. And Aeon specifically has been wanting me to call you a fox, but you just said it yourself. No, I'm not a fox.

SPEAKER_02

Like, I mean, you just said it yourself. Look at you. No, no. Look what you do. Oh dose. I meant I rate myself as zero as God's defending myself.

SPEAKER_05

You said rate yourself on a scale from fox to dragon, and I said dragon, and you said oh, fox.

SPEAKER_02

I meant foxes in zero. Like I'm a zero.

SPEAKER_05

Rate yourself on a scale from fox to dragon. Dragon, of course. Yeah.

SPEAKER_01

Yeah. Oh, post Adobe, you're such a bitch.

SPEAKER_05

Fucking Post Adobe. Oh man. I have no finger words. Next question. Do you think the fandom is healthy right now compared to when you joined? What happened?

SPEAKER_01

No, I mean realistically, we we kind of uh delved into it a tiny bit. Uh well, we have talked about the drama and all that stuff. The online space is great for the fandom, but unfortunately, it also encompasses a lot of people who want to just say things whenever they want. Uh, even online trolls, like online troll comments do stack up and it just creates a very like unpleasant space for a lot of people, unfortunately. So it's kind of not great to where it was. It doesn't mean it's bad and it doesn't mean it's gonna continue to get worse. I just think we're in a not great place at the moment, but things come and go, things change. I mean, that's just where we're at right now, in my opinion. But yeah. Sick, dude. Is there an alternate version of this podcast, a fox and a salamander? Like probably if we were to get like we should get April Fo's Fool's art for an April Fool's episode, and it'd be alternates. That should be funny.

SPEAKER_05

That would be really funny. Oh, we need stickers of our foxes and salamander. Not a fox.

SPEAKER_01

I'm not a fox. Yes, you are. You said it yourself.

SPEAKER_05

You said it yourself. Aeon, I did Aeon, this is for you. I did this for you. I love you, Aeon. Oh.

SPEAKER_01

Too bad they're not here to listen to this. Too bad you won't be at Ethercon to try some of his cool Canadian food. Oh that was a low blow.

SPEAKER_02

Stop it! That was a low blow. Stop it! Even from me.

SPEAKER_05

I'm so sorry. I ought to give your little nipples a twist in.

SPEAKER_02

They were already hard earlier.

SPEAKER_05

Yeah. Well, that's all the questions on this post. So back to the bear question. What is your favorite bear besides the sun bear?

SPEAKER_01

Um, I I like I like polar bears. I don't I don't have another bear that I'm very big on. I know what they want me to say. I'm not gonna say it.

SPEAKER_05

I like polar bears. Panda bears.

SPEAKER_02

Wait, pandas are a thing! I say panda!

SPEAKER_05

I revert! I revert!

SPEAKER_02

I like pandas! They're stupid and big and cute!

SPEAKER_05

Aww. What's your favorite kind of dog? Golden retriever, hands down. Oh. Really? I love golden retrievers. I told you this. I've never met a I've never met a mean golden retriever.

SPEAKER_01

Nah, they're always really sweet. They're always really sweet.

SPEAKER_05

They're always so nice or like really nervous, but they're fine. Yeah.

SPEAKER_02

They're big sweeties. They're big sweeties.

SPEAKER_05

Just like you.

SPEAKER_02

Because you have big sweeties. Oh, stop. No, no.

SPEAKER_05

You're just a little a little bitch boy. If you if if you're all done, I can wrap it. No, I am done.

SPEAKER_02

Oh, he's done. You hear that, everyone? He's done. He quits.

SPEAKER_05

I'm done.

SPEAKER_02

I'm taking new co-host applications. Anyone come to my DMs at Adobe the Retriever? Ew. What?

SPEAKER_01

Your YouTube DMs? Isn't that my is that not my is that my Telegram?

SPEAKER_05

That's that's your YouTube telegram. I don't fucking know. I don't know what your telegram is.

SPEAKER_01

Oh.

SPEAKER_05

I just know you as Adobe because that's what I put your name as in my phone.

SPEAKER_01

You know what I do know? You know what I know? What do you mean that I know that I gotta thank everyone else for listening and tune in this week. If you guys uh want to comment on the show, let us know what you think. Or if you guys have any questions uh and that you want us to answer on the show, we have a fanbook. We have a fanbo link down below on all podcast listening platforms. If you're on YouTube, you're not gonna see that link down below, which I think I might actually be able to put a link on there. I found out, but I'll figure that out later. If you're on YouTube, just comment down in the comments. Let us know it's for the fan mail, and we might read out in a future episode. Um appreciate you guys all tuning in this week. Uh this is just a big disc episode. This is fun. I had a great time. Ryu, where can they find us?

SPEAKER_05

They can find us at what are we infer on Twitter slash X on the Twit. The Twitch the Twit. You can find me at Ryudir on the Twit, and you can find Adobe at Adobe underscore retriever. You can find them on YouTube at Adobe the Retriever. And that's it. That's that's all of our totals.

SPEAKER_01

Uh no, but there's no more there's totally no more social.

SPEAKER_05

Uh yeah.

SPEAKER_01

Is there another social? What am I? Am I missing?

SPEAKER_05

There's not another social that we need to be aware of right now, I'm not thinking. Right? What am I supposed to say? I'm asking you, is there another social media?

SPEAKER_02

Just bleep it. Just bleep it I'm a dumb dog.

SPEAKER_05

Dumb dog and a dumb dirt. We'll see you in the next one, guys.

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