What's Next? Fursuit Handler Edition

Adobe brings back an improv game from a previous episode!

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Transcript

SPEAKER_07 0:00

They've been really clammy though. Like it's gross. And I don't know what to do. Uh-huh. Anyways, guys, welcome back to the What Are We Infur podcast. My name is Ryu, and this is our podcast where we talk about anything related to the furry fandom. My buddy Adobe and I would take turns talking about different topics each episode. Sometimes talking about the fandom, sometimes not talking about it enough. But anyways, speaking of Adobe, how you doing, bud?

SPEAKER_06 0:28

I'm glad cheating on my skills. I thought it'd be done by the time you were done with that, but I'm not.

SPEAKER_07 0:32

Oh, well. Go ahead. Uh it's not like nobody has a watch or anything.

SPEAKER_06 0:37

Adobe, I need elevator music again. How's Adobe?

SPEAKER_07 0:41

Munch, munch.

unknown 0:45

Oh.

SPEAKER_06 0:47

Okay, Adobe. Stop music. Stop it. Um, can I just say how much I make myself eye roll when I edit because of how often I give myself work or like you give me work, which isn't a bad thing. It makes it fun. But how much work we give me. Yeah. Back when I'm editing. Because I'll be editing like, man, I had a long day. I'm at I'm like, I'm pre-editing the editing this at like 7, 8 p.m. I have like two or three hours left to edit, and it's just like, I don't mean to do this.

SPEAKER_01 1:16

I don't mean to this. I don't mean to this.

SPEAKER_06 1:17

It's like but it's fun. It makes it great. And I'm doing um I'm doing good. I'm doing okay. I'm I'm alright. I got candle lit. Smells nice in my room. Nice. Um candle. Uh not one that I like. I think it's a man scent.

SPEAKER_03 1:32

Yeah, it's ocean. Ocean. Nice.

SPEAKER_06 1:36

It makes my room smell.

SPEAKER_03 1:37

It's a good scent.

SPEAKER_06 1:39

It's fine. It's not my favorite. And then I have my favorite picture right next to that candle. Candle. What is it? It's us in fursuit. Um picture. It's under the pillar at TFF. Or a little Polaroid? No, I have like a frame photo. Oh, what? For real? I have a frame photo of us.

SPEAKER_03 1:56

Yeah.

SPEAKER_06 1:57

It's been on my desk ever since I uh moved in here. So sweet. It's one with it's when uh Adobe was uh a wolf fursuit. Uh is a TFF, we're under a pillar and it's at night. Oh shit. Uh you would know the photo. But I have that. I also have a Polaroid off to the right, too, as well.

SPEAKER_00 2:12

Hell yeah.

SPEAKER_06 2:13

Two of two of them, you and me. But I am what's new? What's new for me? What's new? What's new? I have dog pajama pants on. That's cool. Um, you know, uh nothing eventful at the moment. My grandmother just got done with surgery. Oh, congrats, grandma. Yeah, she's my last grandparent that I have, so I'm happy she made it through. Oh job, Graham.

SPEAKER_07 2:39

Good job, grandpa. I mean, grandma. Sorry.

SPEAKER_06 2:42

This is too soon. I I I know better. That was too I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry. God forgive him. I'm so sorry. I didn't even think about it until uh after that came out of my mouth. Oh lord.

SPEAKER_07 2:58

Well how are you? I'm good. You know, I'm chilling. I'm I got jambalaya cooking right now. I had a good day. Pretty laid-back day. So you deserve that. Thanks.

unknown 3:13

Thanks.

SPEAKER_01 3:15

Oh, you're a good boy. Good boy. You know what's really funny? What?

SPEAKER_06 3:22

Our audience is between like I think I think I think our main audience uh is between 24 to 27 years old, or it's like 23, 27. I think it's like if I remember correctly, the analytics were like 60% of our listeners, and then it dips down when it goes in like above the 30s, and then it dips back up at the at like late 30s.

SPEAKER_01 3:43

Huh.

SPEAKER_06 3:43

So I can just imagine like someone in their 40s being like, what the fuck are they doing?

SPEAKER_01 3:50

You go boy, oh yo go boy.

SPEAKER_08 3:55

You're the girl, you the go-girl, you the good girl. That's weird. Is it weird? That's weird.

SPEAKER_06 4:03

Uh it's I I I say good boy listen, I say good boy to you because it is weird though. I I get very weird saying it to you.

SPEAKER_07 4:10

Yeah, but I like it.

SPEAKER_06 4:11

I I cringe every time I say it. But I I I like saying it to actual dogs or yeah, I mean actual pets.

SPEAKER_07 4:18

I met a dog at work the other day, and he was a good boy, and I called him a good boy, and I gave him a treat because he was a good boy. A good boy? He goes.

SPEAKER_06 4:29

This is so unrelated, but now I got myself looking at stats. What the hell is iVooks? What? So I'm looking at our last like our last episodes. I can see how many listens were on were done on some like podcast uh platforms. There's some that I had no idea that we were even live on. None at all. There's a lot. You ready for this? Yeah, we're live on Spotify, the web browser, Apple Podcasts, Pocket Cast, Overcast, Player FM, iHeartRadio, iVooks, Unknown Android apps, Amazon Amazon Music, Antenna Pod, Amazon Echo, Podverse, Castbox, Unknown, Deezer, Podcast Index, Alyssa Nodes, Apple iTunes, Downcast, Podcast Addict, Podbean. Apparently, you can listen on Twitter, Chromecast, Unknown Apple apps.

SPEAKER_07 5:18

Damn.

SPEAKER_06 5:19

Out of all of that, what the fuck is iVooks? I've never heard of that.

SPEAKER_07 5:23

Never heard of it in my life.

SPEAKER_06 5:25

Any iVooks listener, reach out.

SPEAKER_07 5:27

iVooks.

SPEAKER_06 5:28

I don't know what this is. I'm so in I I'm sorry, I'm just side tangenting. iVooks. The leading podcast platform. Oh, in Spanish. Espanol?

SPEAKER_07 5:38

But we're not Spanish. C. Are we auto-dubbed? That'd be funny. That'd be really funny. I really hope I really want to hear that now.

SPEAKER_06 5:47

That is interesting. I'm uh that is cool. Any iVooks listener, let us know. Let us know. That's pretty cool. Anyway, what else is new with you, buddy? I love you so much.

SPEAKER_07 5:57

Nothing's really new, you know? I've just been chilling. Um waiting on my appointment for my Rukanel.

SPEAKER_06 6:04

So we have seven Africa downloads! What?

SPEAKER_07 6:10

From what part what part of Africa?

SPEAKER_06 6:12

I don't know. It just says Africa. That's cool. Again, such a side tangent. I'm so sorry. No, you're fine. We have one in Senegal, one in Peru. Nice. One three in Ukraine. So wait, when's your root canal? Wednesday. Wednesday. Wednesday. This is a little little uh before that now. So um I'm sure the following episode we'll hear all about it.

SPEAKER_07 6:36

Yes, absolutely. You'll hear all about it and how I paid extra for the nitrous oxide so I can just be goofing it up.

SPEAKER_06 6:45

How much more do you have to pay for that? Is that out of pocket or is it not is it covered by insurance?

SPEAKER_07 6:49

100 or like it's like 150 bucks. Oh my gosh! It's not covered by insurance, but it's so worth it. I just do it, I just do it for the experience.

SPEAKER_06 6:57

I remember when I had my wisdom teeth done after they fucked up my jaw, may I add. Uh I they had me, I was it they put me under and then I woke up really loopy. What was that?

SPEAKER_07 7:08

That's just anesthesia. Oh, you you're just loopy after you're just loopy after anesthesia.

SPEAKER_06 7:14

I started just yelling in my mom's car. The most delirious thing I've had to go through was waking up after anesthesia and not knowing what was going on, they just go, okay, you're good, you can go. I'm just like, huh? What? Huh? I don't know if I was awake prior to that, which I have no recollection if that is the case. I just remember waking up and then I was stumbling down the hallway. Have you ever been put under for anesthesia?

SPEAKER_07 7:41

Uh, whenever I was little, yeah, for a dental surgery. Um, I don't remember what specifically. But I had some sort of surgery, and they put me under and they made me blow up a balloon, and they said if you pop it, I'll order you a kid's meal whenever you wake up. And I was blowing the balloon and I didn't pop it. And I remember I was really sleepy, and then I fell asleep, and then I woke up in a diaper.

SPEAKER_06 8:08

Uh how old were you?

SPEAKER_07 8:11

I was like nine.

SPEAKER_06 8:13

Huh. That's fun.

SPEAKER_07 8:15

Or seven. I don't remember.

SPEAKER_06 8:17

Oh man.

SPEAKER_07 8:18

I miss you. I I miss you.

SPEAKER_06 8:20

I need to put in my vacation days. But I miss you.

SPEAKER_07 8:23

I need to put it in my vacation days.

SPEAKER_06 8:25

First weekend of November. The pepper spray special.

SPEAKER_07 8:30

Pepper spray special in my garage.

SPEAKER_06 8:32

In your garage?

SPEAKER_07 8:34

Yeah, in my garage.

SPEAKER_06 8:35

In your apartment.

SPEAKER_07 8:36

In my in my apartment.

SPEAKER_06 8:38

I'll have to bring my microphone. If I'm able to come up, absolutely doing a few episodes and absolutely bring my microphone and absolutely gonna buy some pepper spray when we're there. Yes. For one of the episodes, not for all of them.

SPEAKER_07 8:50

Yes. We and we pepper spray each other halfway through the episode and we have to finish the episode, right?

SPEAKER_04 8:55

We can answer some questions or ask each other questions. Or do math questions.

SPEAKER_07 9:00

Oh my god, I suck at math.

SPEAKER_02 9:02

Pepper spray math questions, it'd be great.

SPEAKER_04 9:05

I don't know how to I can't do long division. I don't know how to do that on paper anymore. I totally forgot.

SPEAKER_07 9:10

Yeah, me too. Or PemDOS on Pem DOS on paper. Pem DOS on whiteboard. What's a chalkboard?

SPEAKER_04 9:18

Is it the parentheses thing?

SPEAKER_07 9:20

Yeah.

SPEAKER_04 9:20

PemDOS. Parentheses, PEM, equipment.

SPEAKER_07 9:24

Parentheses. Exponents. Exponents. Yeah. Multiplication. Division. Addition, subtraction.

SPEAKER_00 9:35

That's so stupid.

SPEAKER_07 9:37

I don't like math. No, math is gross. Math is icky. All my math lovers? All my math lovers.

SPEAKER_08 9:45

Fuck you.

SPEAKER_06 9:48

Math lovers, I love you guys. Because I actually, even though I don't understand you guys, I respect y'all. This this salamander over here, just remember how he treats you.

SPEAKER_07 9:56

Yeah, remember how slimy I am? I'm gonna slime all over your math problem. And you don't wanna know you don't want to know what that means in context.

SPEAKER_06 10:03

What would that mean in context?

SPEAKER_07 10:05

Don't worry about it, sweetheart. What are we in?

SPEAKER_06 10:08

You don't know.

SPEAKER_07 10:10

What are we infer?

SPEAKER_06 10:11

Oh shit. Uh roll a d20, see if that hits. Uh d20?

SPEAKER_07 10:15

Let me get one. Does it hit? Luckily for you, I have a dice tray in my drawer. Any modifiers?

SPEAKER_06 10:22

You get a plus one in charisma. You just need above a 10. Plus one in charisma because he's so sexy.

SPEAKER_07 10:27

Alright, you ready?

SPEAKER_06 10:28

Yes, sir.

SPEAKER_07 10:29

Let me put the mic up next to it.

SPEAKER_06 10:32

19!

SPEAKER_01 10:34

And plus one!

SPEAKER_09 10:36

We got plus one dirty 20.

SPEAKER_06 10:38

That's a 20. It's not that 20, but it's a 20. Dirty 20. So you go first. Great. So, Ryu, because that does hit. I'm so proud of you. We're at D20s today. You want to know why? Why? Because we're I'm gonna be asking you, Ryu, what's next? I'm bringing back our improv game that we played a little while ago. Oh god. Oh yeah. Previously, we played our uh improv game. For anyone who didn't know doesn't know, um, I we we have this game that we played previously. It's not technically a a brand new game necessarily, but it was our take on doing some improv here on the show. And we did a con security improv uh game where I had some prompts written up, read out the prompts in the scenario, and then whoever was to go first just re uh just played out the situation just for a little bit of fun. And just by answering the question, what's next after the prompt ends? So what the D20 is for, and this is new at this improv um version. Oh, do I need to keep it out? Um, I I got one on my screen. I can roll it unless you want to. Um, you're more than welcome to roll the physical one. I don't have okay, I'll I'll let you be the one that rolls it. The d20 in uh for this version of what's next is for the fursuit handler edition. That's the theme we're going with today. And this will help determine the amount of rounds we have to do. So instead of us stopping at seven or eight rounds, we have a d20 to roll, and that's how far we have to uh make the situation go on for is how many times you and I go back and forth.

SPEAKER_07 12:04

Hmm.

SPEAKER_06 12:05

Okay. So let's say you go first and you roll a D4 or D20 and it comes out to a four. That means you're gonna go twice and I'm gonna go twice. I'd probably end out the uh I'd end out the prompt because you would have gone first if it was a D if you rolled a four. So that puts a limit on how much we can respond. Are you there?

SPEAKER_07 12:23

Yeah, I'm listening. I'm I'm getting my dice trade back out. Hello? Hello?

SPEAKER_02 12:30

Now my microphone's recording!

SPEAKER_01 12:33

It changed! Adobe.

SPEAKER_06 12:41

I'm getting you on my end, crystal clear. Listeners. My computer decided to restart on its own accord randomly, had the update at the bottom right, and it decided mid-recording, oh hey, let's shut all the monitors off. And then just update. And then as I relaunch OBS, it decided to change my microphone input. Which it's never done that before. Thank god I looked over.

SPEAKER_07 13:06

That would have been cry cry.

SPEAKER_06 13:10

I can use a little improv.

SPEAKER_03 13:12

I can use a little improv.

SPEAKER_07 13:13

I guess what I'm eating right now.

SPEAKER_00 13:15

What?

SPEAKER_07 13:17

Jambalaya.

SPEAKER_06 13:18

I want jambalaya.

SPEAKER_07 13:20

That's so yummy.

SPEAKER_06 13:22

Alright, let's get back on track. That was annoying. Yes, sir. I am oh, that was annoying.

SPEAKER_00 13:30

God bless you.

SPEAKER_06 13:32

All right, Ryu. You rolled at the very beginning and you did hit whenever you asked the question. So therefore, you would be the one to go first. Ryu, I'm gonna read out this prompt, and what we'll do is we'll have you roll your D20. You let us know what the D20 reads, and that'll initiate how many turns we have to go back and forth for. All right.

SPEAKER_07 13:48

Alright, bet.

SPEAKER_06 13:50

All right, Ryu. Remember, this is about we are fursuit handlers. So in in in this scenario, so how I did con ops was it was both of us. So in in this scenario, fursuit handler edition, we're just both the same person. Okay. We're just both the same person. So, like, uh you'll you'll see what I mean. All right, you ready? Yeah. You notice your fursuiting friend wobble as they walk. You observe that they are overheated. As you address them to sit down, they collapse. Once you realize your friend falls down, you see another fursuiter nearby also collapse at the same time, but nobody else is around. What's next? Ryu, let me know what that d20 reads.

SPEAKER_07 14:33

Oops. 20. 20? 20. Alright, Ryu, start us off. Um I duck into cover behind one of the barricades in in the in the street, and I w look around to see if anybody else falls to the ground, because maybe somebody's getting shot at.

SPEAKER_06 14:59

Um as I am ducked behind cover, I whisper to the friend that's on the ground.

SPEAKER_02 15:06

Hey man, hey what happened?

SPEAKER_07 15:11

You okay? He doesn't respond. And he um just lays there silently, not moving.

SPEAKER_06 15:21

As he lays there, I man up enough courage to run over to him and realize he's overheated. That's all.

SPEAKER_07 15:33

And and then and then as you're looking at his body, he he turns over and he reaches his arms out to try to grab you, and he's growling at you. And he and his teeth are huge and he's trying to eat you.

SPEAKER_02 15:47

And he's a zombie. And then and then I go, whoa, hey, listen, man, listen, I don't swing that way. I I don't swing that way. I don't know what this is on about. And then I pull my and then I pull my gun out and I start shooting him.

SPEAKER_06 16:02

As as I start shooting and walking running away, I realize that the first shooter that had also collapsed nearby is also growling and making weird noises. Uh teabag him, run away.

SPEAKER_07 16:16

As I shoot the first zombie in the balls, I look at the other zombie that's rolling over and making growling noises. And I start open fire. Pew, pew, pew, pew, pew, onto that other zombie.

SPEAKER_06 16:31

As I'm running away, I try to continue shooting, but I realize I'm not in a Hollywood movie and that my magazine ran out and I didn't bring any backup ammo. So I start squealing like a little girl as I ran away into the distance. Uh, I try to book it for the con parking garage.

SPEAKER_07 16:49

As you try to book it to the con parking garage, a horde of zombie furries come around the corner and start chasing you or running into running in your general direction, causing you but to only turn around and run the opposite way.

SPEAKER_06 17:06

As I am running, I find a hostess truck veered off to the side. I go to open it hoping that there are Twinkies inside, but alas, it's only snowballs.

SPEAKER_07 17:20

I I look at the the next hostess truck next to the one that we're already that you're looking at, and I find a bunch of smuggled Russian firearms and explosives. And I say, Dopes, look. And we're one person.

SPEAKER_06 17:38

We're one person.

SPEAKER_02 17:39

We're not separate.

SPEAKER_07 17:41

Oh. As I as I look in the as I as I dig through the explosives in the in the box truck, I find a bunch of grenades and I pull my pants down and I start to fuck myself in the butt with a grenade.

SPEAKER_01 18:05

I don't know how to yes and that.

SPEAKER_02 18:09

Uh what? What am I? What am I supposed to do?

SPEAKER_06 18:15

I get eaten by a zombie. I I go into the zombie crowd with the grenade in my ass go.

SPEAKER_02 18:26

You're gonna have to bleed. It's okay, Ryu. Four more turns.

SPEAKER_07 18:34

Four more turns. Yes. Okay.

SPEAKER_06 18:36

Oh, you you went and bombed into the crowd, even though we're about to.

SPEAKER_07 18:42

So we can't do anything else. So we gotta do it. What was I supposed to do? I didn't I didn't take the pin out. Oh come on! You didn't specify that! I'm just I'm just having the bomb with a grenade. Go ahead. Four more. All you buddy. The zombies blow up. And then all come out of the convention center and they gather around my body. And then they start teabagging and fortnight dancing. The end. There's three more turns for you. No, that was four, that was four turns. That was not four. That was four sentences. That was four actions. Everybody comes out of the convention center. Everyone gathers around me. Okay. Everybody starts Fortnite dancing and teabagging me. This is like the this is worse than audience anarchy. How do we go down zombies? We're fursuit handlers. I don't know. Sci-fi. Alright. You didn't say it had to be, you didn't say it had to be nonfiction.

SPEAKER_06 19:47

You're correct. No, that's why we rolled with it. You're completely correct. There's no rules. Sorry. Don't worry about uh actions though. You can do more than one action during your turn, by the way. It's just whenever you're done with your prompt, then it's mine. So just so you know, you can do more than one action during your turn if you want.

SPEAKER_07 20:07

You're gonna bleep that, right?

SPEAKER_06 20:09

Um good thing no one's in the audience. Uh all right. So for the following uh for the following prompts, I'll I'll have both of us as handlers then so it provides easier perspective, okay?

SPEAKER_03 20:20

Okay.

SPEAKER_06 20:20

I wanted to see how it would go with one, but I'll I'll make sure I didn't I didn't like that. No, you're good. I think I think we should have it as two from now. Yeah. Alright, so we'll do okay. So now that both of us are first two handlers moving forward. Ryu, why don't you roll the D20 before I read the prompt? And then I'll go first. I I have to go first this time, since we'll alternate. Let's see. 16. 16.

SPEAKER_07 20:44

You ready? This is my roller.

SPEAKER_06 20:46

Yeah, let's go. Alright. Our friend is very kinky. They are currently full suiting, and as they walk around, they have a collar with a lock on it. This collar is over top of their fursuit head, holding it in place. Their partner has the key, but they are nowhere around. Your friend begins to panic, hyperventilate, and becomes claustrophobic. What's next? Oof. I run up to them and I say, hold on, give me one second when I call your partner, and I go ahead and try to ring their partner. And I go ahead and try to give their partner a ring.

SPEAKER_07 21:20

Uh, the partner doesn't answer the phone, and I look at the lock on the first shooter's collar, and I see, and I'm like, oh my god, it's locked. Like, there's there's a key, and we need to get the collar off somehow.

SPEAKER_06 21:39

I look at you, face frozen, I go, no shit, dumbass. That's why I'm on the phone.

SPEAKER_07 21:47

Yeah, well, they're not answering. So how about you put away the phone and help me get the damn collar off with furshooter?

SPEAKER_06 21:54

I say, All right, fine. And we both put both of our hands on the collar and yank as hard as we could.

SPEAKER_07 22:02

Uh the the collar is not coming off, and the first shooter is getting thrown around by me and you uh just trying to yank off the collar of him, them, they.

SPEAKER_06 22:15

I yell at them I yelled at our friend to hurry up and calm down, and as I get a moment of him to look as I get a moment of his sanity prior, you know, as he's hyperventilating and claustrophobic, I ask him where his lube is at.

SPEAKER_07 22:29

Where your lubat twin? And he reaches in his and he says, It's in my backpack. It's in my backpack. And I take off his backpack and I start digging in it, and I find the lube, and I take the lube and I put it all in the all on our all on my hands, and then I start putting it on your hands, and then we start yanking on the collar again to see if it works that time.

SPEAKER_06 22:54

As we're yanking, I lose. As we're yanking, as we're yanking on the collar, I slip. His backpack's on the ground behind me, and I fall backwards, and all I feel is my ass is up.

SPEAKER_03 23:09

You you hit your you fell on the floor. His backpack had kinky gear in it.

SPEAKER_07 23:15

Oh, I fell it up. Oh, you sat you sat on the bat on the backpack. Yes. Oof. Um, good thing that wasn't me. Uh I look at you and I don't say anything, and I just kind of look at you, and then I see that the first the the other guy's partner's calling back, and I answer the phone and I say, Hey, you need to come down to wherever the fuck we are, uh, the dealer's stand and come take your partner's first suit off because they're having a panic attack.

SPEAKER_06 23:51

I continue sitting there, glazed over eyes. I look at you as you're on the phone and go, help.

SPEAKER_07 24:01

I look at you in a little sandy thing. And I hang up the phone and I lube up the collar more, and then I start then I take out my pocket knife and I start cutting. Wait, that's really smart.

SPEAKER_06 24:26

I I get up, dodo up my ass. I'm all stiff, like I'm a stick. I go, why the fuck did we think of that in the first place?

SPEAKER_07 24:34

I cut the first shooter's collar off and take the first two head off of them.

SPEAKER_06 24:40

I get the dodo out of my ash and smack him with it and walk away. Oh.

SPEAKER_07 24:48

That's nasty. Pop pop goes to Dobie. Is that it?

SPEAKER_06 24:57

No.

SPEAKER_07 24:57

Was that scene?

SPEAKER_06 24:58

No, you're you're la I I I guess the pop goes adobe if that was it. And scene. Oh. That was so but you waited 16, you were 16.

SPEAKER_03 25:09

Okay.

SPEAKER_06 25:09

Pop goes adobe. Oh, I like this game. This game's fun. This is really fun. What's next? Alright, Ryu. You'll be going first. Roll that D20. Uh 6. Alright. You ready? I'm ready. Do six turns. Ryu. We are walking with our first shoot friendo in the con space. As we walk together, we see another set of handlers and their first shooting friend look at us. They smirk at us as if they are better than us. Ryu, what's next?

SPEAKER_07 25:46

Ooh. I don't tolerate that. I look at them and I see them smirking at us and like laughing, cracking jokes, and I start walking over to them.

SPEAKER_06 26:00

I as you as you go ahead and start walking over, I look at our fursuit friend and say, Don't worry, honey.

SPEAKER_00 26:08

You'll be okay. Just stay right here. And that the parents do all the work.

SPEAKER_07 26:12

And I run over with you. And I say, Hey, you got a fucking problem?

SPEAKER_06 26:18

As you're talking to the one of the handlers, I go up to the other handler's face and I just spit on them. I go, Hoktua!

SPEAKER_07 26:25

Like a llama?

SPEAKER_06 26:26

Yeah, like a llama.

SPEAKER_07 26:27

Hoctua. Spit on that bang. Spit on that. Spit on a spit on the face. Punch him in the grill. Are you okay?

SPEAKER_06 26:49

I say I take the first shooter's head and run with it. Uh I pull out my gun. Scene. Oh, I have a headache.

SPEAKER_07 27:02

Is that gonna get us canceled?

SPEAKER_06 27:04

I don't know. I might bleep it.

SPEAKER_03 27:07

Let's see. Spit on that bleep. Alright. I go first, roll that dice.

SPEAKER_07 27:12

What do we get? 15. Damn! I'm a high roller, I'm telling you.

SPEAKER_06 27:19

We are walking to the headless lounge with our furtuous friend. They desperately need water. As they walk up to the water station, they realize it is completely empty. What's next?

SPEAKER_09 27:32

Oof what?

SPEAKER_06 27:34

Um I said oof. Who's first? Is it me? Yes. Yes. I try to go up to the other suitors that are in the area and ask if they have any water. Uh they all say no, but they said there's a water station on the other side of like at the other water station at the other side of the headless lounge on the other side of the con space.

SPEAKER_07 28:01

And as you turn around to come tell me uh that we have to walk across the con space, you see me chugging my bottle of water and then throw it away in the trash can.

SPEAKER_01 28:12

Wait, hold on, pause, because I have a funny thing. You took my only food, and now I'm gonna starve.

SPEAKER_06 28:20

Is what our fursuiter friend says, and I look at you just bewildered. I said, fuck you, asshole.

SPEAKER_07 28:31

I slap you in the face, and I say, Okay, let's go get our friend some water, and I leave them there to go sit at one of the fans and cool down while we wait while they wait and go for us to go get water.

SPEAKER_06 28:49

I look at you, I pull vodka out of my backpack and say, Wanna race? Wanna race? Take a shot and then we race.

SPEAKER_07 29:01

Yes. I take the bottle from you and I take two good swigs of it, and I hand it back to you forcefully, and then I start running away. I start anime running away.

SPEAKER_06 29:15

I take the vodka bottle bottle back. I say, you little bitch! I start glugging it too, glugging it down, glugging, is glugging a word? I start chugging it down. Glug. And then I try to hurry up and catch up to you, but you're way ahead of me.

SPEAKER_07 29:29

As I'm running through the first the mix of first shooters and attendees, I trip and fall over a floor-dragging tail and break my front two teeth as I slam my face into the hard carpeted, hardly, hard concrete covered carpet. Wait, carpet covered concrete. Yeah.

SPEAKER_06 29:57

I run past you. I said, haha, your shirt. And I get clotheslined by another by someone's wing.

SPEAKER_07 30:04

As you fall to your as you fall backwards and slam your head against the same floor I've broke my teeth on, you get a you get a severe concussion. And and and nearby attendees at first suitors stop and watch as we both fall on the ground and writhing and pain.

SPEAKER_06 30:31

I look at you with my blurry, concussed vision and go, I'm still gonna beat you, and start army crawling to the to the water station that's now nearby.

SPEAKER_07 30:42

I grab you by the legs and I and I pull you back towards me, and I stand up and hold and wipe the blood from my face, and I stand up and I step on your back and I'd push off of you and run away in front of you. So I'm essentially stepping on you as I run.

SPEAKER_06 31:05

I lay there crippled and I watch you get to the water station. I let out one final toot before I pass out.

SPEAKER_03 31:14

Like a fart. Yes. Was it loud? Extraordinarily loud. Did it stink? It echoed. Did it stink?

SPEAKER_04 31:23

Yes.

SPEAKER_01 31:24

What did it smell like?

SPEAKER_04 31:28

It was just close to they all pass away shortly after.

SPEAKER_09 31:32

Poo-poo.

SPEAKER_07 31:38

I get to the water station and I take the water jug off of the water station and start pouring it all over the floor. And I say, haha, that's what I did on the other side. What? On the other side? On the other side of the con. That's why there was no water in the fursuit lounge to begin with.

SPEAKER_06 32:05

And a flash forward to a flash forward to our fursuit friend. He's just dead.

SPEAKER_09 32:12

Scene. Scene.

SPEAKER_02 32:16

Oh man. That was a fun one. That was fun. That was really fun. My nose is running. Do you remember? Do you remember when you called me out for my loud sniff?

SPEAKER_06 32:32

And an episode. Yes. That is still one of my favorite moments. I gotta blow my nose.

SPEAKER_05 32:39

Oh man. Oh, but go blow my nose really quick. Go blow your nose. Go talk to them about the fan mail or something.

unknown 32:44

I don't know. Just say something.

SPEAKER_07 32:45

If you guys are interested, we do have a fan mail in our description below. And you can um send us a little message talking about what you do for work, what you do for the fandom. Just let us know. Like, hey, this is what I do. Tell us what we can do to improve on a podcast, what we should do, what we shouldn't do. Yeah, that's pretty much it for the fan mail. That's all I can really think about. Oh yeah, if you're not on Spotify or whatever, um, if you're on YouTube, just type a comment down below, and we'll get you in the next fan mail. Just let me know it's for the fan mail. You know?

SPEAKER_06 33:27

So proud of you.

SPEAKER_07 33:29

Thanks.

SPEAKER_06 33:30

Roll that D20.

SPEAKER_00 33:32

Four. Damn.

SPEAKER_01 33:36

Alright, so you're first. Okay. You said four?

SPEAKER_06 33:42

Four. We are walking the con space with our fursuiting friend. It is in a public hotel lobby packed with other fursuiters. Our buddy leans over and says, Guys, I need to fart. And we suggest to him just let out a light toot to ease his stomach. He contemplates doing it, worried about the smell, of course, but eventually tries to pass some gas. As he does so, you hear a loud, wet sound.

SPEAKER_05 34:13

He sharded himself.

SPEAKER_06 34:15

What's next?

SPEAKER_07 34:18

I start laughing and hold my nose and start walking away and say, hey, everybody, this guy just shit his pants.

SPEAKER_01 34:29

This is our friend.

SPEAKER_07 34:32

Huh? This is our friend.

SPEAKER_01 34:35

It's okay. I I I am as you walk away.

SPEAKER_06 34:46

I say, I I I get annoyed. And then say, hold on, buddy, I got this. Oh, P you, who shit themselves as I slowly try to walk our first shooting buddy away.

SPEAKER_07 35:02

I start shitting my pants. As the smell of human shit starts to hit my nostrils. And at the same time, as other people start smelling it, they also start shitting their pants.

SPEAKER_06 35:19

As our first shooting friend and myself are walking away, heads down, away from the crowd, we turn around and hear a beautiful symphony of fireworks. And as we watch the finale commence, we see a short salamander propelled into the air and explode in a glorious shit fashion.

SPEAKER_02 35:43

Oh god.

SPEAKER_07 35:46

Just an explosion of shit. A salamander bottle rocket.

SPEAKER_02 35:51

Fucking M80. Oh my god. Oh my god, my chest hurts.

SPEAKER_07 35:57

Put an M80 up my butt.

SPEAKER_02 36:00

You put a grenade in your ass earlier. Yeah, I know.

SPEAKER_03 36:03

I guess that was our ass. We shared the anus.

SPEAKER_07 36:06

We shared that grenade.

unknown 36:08

Yeah, we did.

SPEAKER_07 36:09

We took it pretty well.

SPEAKER_03 36:10

Uh well the zombies took it great. Yeah. Roll that d20.

SPEAKER_07 36:17

Yes, daddy.

SPEAKER_03 36:20

Six. Six?

SPEAKER_06 36:23

Six. We head back to the car away from the con space to take a breather. In the con in the within the convention parking garage. We head back to the car to take to take a break. We head back to the car to take a break and grab a snack. We head back! This is not worth You got this. We head back to the con parking garage to get to our car to grab a snack. As we are taking our break, we get a call from our friends with them yelling on the other end. They're our first shooting friends. And Ah. We needed a breather, so we headed back to our car in the convention park and garage. As we're grabbing a snack, we get a call on one of our phones. It's our friends yelling on the other end. As we both get close to the phone, we hear them say that they need help cleaning their mess because it's quote all over our suits. What's next?

SPEAKER_07 37:28

Oh my god. What's all over your suits? I ask, and then I look at you.

SPEAKER_06 37:33

That's all that's all I give me.

SPEAKER_07 37:36

Um Yeah, that's all I'm that's all I'm gonna give you. I you need to come up with what fluid is on the first suit. I say, Ryu, you know what?

SPEAKER_06 37:46

Let's go. I got a solution. And I just hang up, order dominoes to their door. Oh god. And I say, problem solved.

SPEAKER_07 37:58

We're we're sponsored by Domino's, by the way. No, we're not. I love Domino's.

SPEAKER_06 38:04

I hate Domino's.

SPEAKER_07 38:06

But fuck you.

SPEAKER_06 38:07

They're cheap. I mean, I love Domino's. Domino's a great pizza chain, fast food, best fast food pizza chain. They have some of the best great national deers, lost some great local deals also in your area. I said deers. We're gonna skate right over that one. But they have great deals. One topping pizza for eight, uh, I think $70.99, any size, any topping.

SPEAKER_07 38:26

Fuck you. I'll eat my dominoes.

SPEAKER_06 38:28

That's a that's a continuation. That's a continuation of my my my my part.

SPEAKER_08 38:34

Of your of your yes.

SPEAKER_07 38:37

I'll look at you and ask you why we ordered a pizza and we're not going over to help them. And I kick you in the balls, and I walk over to our first shooting friend's uh apartment. I mean a hotel room.

SPEAKER_06 38:53

In their apartment.

SPEAKER_09 38:54

In my apartment.

SPEAKER_02 38:56

As you walk away, I just go, in their apartment.

SPEAKER_06 39:00

And then I say, no, I ordered a pizza because if they have a mess, they can make more of a mess on the pizza. No, you know what? I realize it's not that funny, and I continue cowering in pain with my balls being kicked in.

SPEAKER_07 39:13

And then I go and eat a bunch of pizza and realize that they just spilled a bunch of water on our first shoot.

SPEAKER_06 39:21

I look at the camera that's watching me, and I just go scene. Like a deadpool movie interaction.

SPEAKER_07 39:35

Scene.

SPEAKER_06 39:36

Scene. Alright, let's do one more. Okay. One more for all the marbles. I have three prompts. Pick one, two, or three. One, two, or three.

SPEAKER_07 39:47

Um let's go with two. We'll go with the middle one.

SPEAKER_00 39:50

I don't know which one's better.

SPEAKER_06 39:52

Aww, one's a funny one. We can do the funny one. Let's do the funny one. Wait, roll the d20. Maybe we'll get a quick one. Roll the d20. We'll do the second one first.

SPEAKER_08 40:02

Three.

SPEAKER_06 40:03

Perfect. Then we'll do we'll do we'll do one more then after this. Alright, I think I think I go first, right? Yes. We are at the dealer's den with our first shooting friend. We realize he forgot his wallet, but once this once in a lifetime piece of art. There's a line behind us, so if we do end up leaving to get his wallet, someone else might buy the art instead. What's next? I turned to you and I said, Ryu, it was his birthday. You should be the one who gets him a gift, because I got him a gift just the other day. I got him a docky. I don't think you got him anything.

SPEAKER_07 40:38

I look at you and I go, Yeah, you're right. I haven't known I haven't decided on what to get him yet, but since he really wants this, I'll decide I'll just go ahead and get it for him.

SPEAKER_04 40:47

I get jealous and I pull out my gun.

SPEAKER_02 40:50

What?

SPEAKER_06 40:50

Scene.

SPEAKER_02 40:55

That was too wholesome. I didn't know what's one more. Roll d20. One more.

SPEAKER_07 41:03

There's no way. What is it? Nat 1.

SPEAKER_02 41:09

A nat one? Oh my god. Alright. All the marbles are used.

SPEAKER_07 41:14

There's no way I'll just roll the Nat 1, dude. There's no way I just roll the Nat 1.

SPEAKER_06 41:20

We are helping our first shooting friend back to his hotel after stumbling home drunk. We assist him the best we can to get him back to his room. As we enter the hotel lobby, we go up the elevator to get to his room. Once we get up there, he becomes rambunctious and obnoxious. As the elevator door opens, he bolts towards the hotel stairwell. You watch him enter through the stairwell door, watch it close, and hear a loud thud. What's next? He fell down the stairs? Oh, I mean, that's what you can apply from the thud. It's up to you.

SPEAKER_07 41:59

Okay. Um, let's see. This is a tough one because it's only one one thing. Homie fell down homie might have fell down the stairs. I just go.

SPEAKER_04 42:10

Asterisk where you sits there contemplating what actually happened, Asterisk.

SPEAKER_07 42:14

Yeah. Yeah, I'm just like, damn. And I never heard from that. I never heard from that.

SPEAKER_02 42:20

That's it. You're just like, damn.

SPEAKER_01 42:24

Damn.

SPEAKER_02 42:28

Steam. That's it.

SPEAKER_07 42:30

Steve. Damn. Period.

SPEAKER_02 42:34

Oh shit. Well, anyway, thank you guys so much for tuning in next week.

SPEAKER_06 42:42

Love y'all. You guys are all amazing. If you guys want to see more improv or anything fun, freaky, fancy, let us know down in the famous section down below. As Rita mentioned earlier, we got a Famo link. It's on all podcasts and platforms, including iVoot or whatever the fuck that was. That's kind of cool. If you listen to that, let us know. Anyway, you can also be featured in Future Famous section. You can be a question or a comment, whatever you'd like it to be. Okay, we can feature you. Do you guys do social media? Do you guys do any any kind of free art or anything you guys would like to share? You can also link that down below. We'll give you a shout out. Uh Rio, they find us.

SPEAKER_07 43:13

They can find us at WhatobeeInfer on Twitter. DocTwit. You can find us on our primary socials at RyuDirk3. And then for Adobe underscore retriever. For Adobe Adobe Adobe on Twitter. And Adobe the Retriever on YouTube.

SPEAKER_06 43:37

Uh go check him out. Just say what's up. I don't do my socials.

SPEAKER_07 43:41

Yeah, he doesn't do his socials, but he'll say what's up.

SPEAKER_03 43:44

Ryu's pretty cool. I love this guy. Uh tell him Happy Birthday. It's his birthday. What? When's your birthday again? My birth's not my birthday yet. When's your birthday again? October. Oh. October.

SPEAKER_06 43:55

Anyway, yeah, guys, go wish him happy birthday! Anyway, I'm a dumb dog. I'm a dumb dog. It's on my birthday.

SPEAKER_03 44:00

See you guys in the next one. We'll see you in the next one.

SPEAKER_06 44:02

Bye bye.

SPEAKER_07 44:03

Later.