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Episode 26: Dramas in Coaching and Betting
Welcome back to the booth! This week, we’re diving into the chaos of the coaching carousel and the high-stakes world of international sport. We’ve got a massive show lined up, covering everything from the NRL sidelines to the pitch in England and the digital frontiers of gaming.
Inside This Episode:
 * The Sea Eagles Shake-up: Anthony Seibold has been sacked after a winless start to the 2026 season. We break down what went wrong at Brookvale and discuss if interim coach Kieran Foran can steady the ship or if the season is already a write-off.
 * IPL’s Next Generation: The 19th season of the IPL is heating up. We look at the teenage prodigies making waves, including the 14-year-old sensation Vaibhav Suryavanshi and the big-hitting Kartik Sharma. Are we looking at the future of the sport?
 * The Wrexham Fairy Tale Continues: Ryan Reynolds and Rob McElhenney’s gamble keeps paying off. We check in on Wrexham’s current standing in the EFL Championship and their push toward the top tier of English football.
 * Crimson Desert First Impressions: Jason has spent 12 hours wandering through Pywel. He gives his raw thoughts on the ambitious open-world title—does it live up to the visual hype, or are the controls as "awkward" as some critics claim?
 * Round 5 NRL Tips & Weekly Bets: It’s time for the money talk. We preview the Round 5 matchups, including the heavyweight clash between the undefeated Panthers and the Storm. Plus, we lay out our weekly multis and the usual locker-room banter.
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Cowboys. Warriors Nights, the season's on the line arguing all the odds and predictions. It's a sign. Smashing buttons online. Got the console glowing, bright, just three mates talking, trashing, arguing all night. It's all just bantering noise. Incoherent and disconnected now. Lost in the mayhem. Trying to make sense of it somehow. Sports and games and shouting. Yeah, that's what we are about. The Incoherent podcast. Let's hear you shout it out

the-incoherent-podcast_1_03-31-2026_201413

welcome back to the in here podcast F episode 26. Nah, I'm not letting Zach do it. You won't do it anyway. You'll just sit there then talk over the top of me. I wanna try to hurry it up. So yeah, it's a pretty good weekend for footy though.

squadcaster-eg57_1_03-31-2026_201413

I didn't really get to see much of the footy. I, I watched a bit of the Thursday nights game,

the-incoherent-podcast_1_03-31-2026_201413

Yeah,

squadcaster-eg57_1_03-31-2026_201413

but, a couple of the Sundays. But yeah, I didn't really get to see much of the rest of them.

the-incoherent-podcast_1_03-31-2026_201413

I watched Thursdays, actually, I didn't watch Thursdays. Thursdays the one I didn't watch.'cause I was on night shift and I was stuck with no reception. That's why I was messaging, just asking what the score was.'cause I couldn't get Facebook or to load, but I could send messages. It was freaking weird.

squadcaster-eg57_1_03-31-2026_201413

I wrote back to.

the-incoherent-podcast_1_03-31-2026_201413

Yeah, the next morning, yeah, I already knew what the score was, but that I just pulled in the driveway and got in the thing and I got a text from you going, oh, oh, the rooster's won. I'm like, yeah, no, I know that now. But I was sitting down on a loaded floor for six hours, so yeah,

squadcaster-eg57_1_03-31-2026_201413

Doing fuck

the-incoherent-podcast_1_03-31-2026_201413

it was raining. It was raining. So, then I didn't even end up on that run anyway, I ended up going, running around a scraper for a bit and then driving a truck later. Well the big news from this week would probably be Sea Bowl has been sacked and Kieran for, has been promoted to coach even though he finished playing six months ago. But it.

batman_1_03-31-2026_201413

even think it's that big of news. I think Kama Kha having a stroke

squadcaster-eg57_1_03-31-2026_201413

At 31.

batman_1_03-31-2026_201413

a game of football at age 30, one's probably a little bit bigger.

the-incoherent-podcast_1_03-31-2026_201413

That is bigger. But I dunno enough about that. All I know is that he's doing well now and he woke up and said that he's disappointed he can't play this weekend.

squadcaster-eg57_1_03-31-2026_201413

Yeah.

batman_1_03-31-2026_201413

my fucking thing with the whole thing to do that is these wankers on social media putting up posts that he'd passed away when he is

the-incoherent-podcast_1_03-31-2026_201413

not really.

batman_1_03-31-2026_201413

much alive.

the-incoherent-podcast_1_03-31-2026_201413

Yeah, it happens with the NFL stuff all the time. They put up posts that Fri such and such player died in a car accident or a shooting and it's just not true. I don't actually know why people do that at all. Hopefully it gets better soon. Anyway, they worked it out today from what I could tell, but I didn't wanna mention it'cause I didn't know much about it. So all I know is that he's doing better., What are your thoughts on the Sea bowl thing? Warranted too early.

squadcaster-eg57_1_03-31-2026_201413

It should. It should have been done at the start of the season.

the-incoherent-podcast_1_03-31-2026_201413

I dunno why they wait three rounds into a game and then do it. And honestly, that young halfback that they said it was all over, or that young kid that they said because he didn't select him, why he is been sacked. He hasn't been selected this week either. He's in the exact same spot that he was last week. Bit shit. And then me and Leah are also trying to get the general manager from Melbourne to come and take over and help with a rebuild. I think they might be in a lot of dramas.'cause when things go bad at meanly and they're starting to have that infighting and all that stuff, it's always horrible. Like it just. Implodes on itself., And this is the reason why I put'em as a spoon this year. It's not'cause they don't have a talented team. It's just, you could see it coming. You could just,

batman_1_03-31-2026_201413

play football this year?

the-incoherent-podcast_1_03-31-2026_201413

yeah. I have, I have. So, and the, I went and had a look, even with those buy points that still piss me off the, dragons would still be below Henley, but I think the dragons are building a bit better than what the seas are at the moment. So

batman_1_03-31-2026_201413

I think the best thing that the Dragons could do is drop g.

the-incoherent-podcast_1_03-31-2026_201413

yeah, he did have, a few

batman_1_03-31-2026_201413

does,

the-incoherent-podcast_1_03-31-2026_201413

mistakes.

batman_1_03-31-2026_201413

good little things, I,

the-incoherent-podcast_1_03-31-2026_201413

It.

batman_1_03-31-2026_201413

I think these, all these six everything, it's gonna catch a lot of these older players out. They, yeah, they're fit,

the-incoherent-podcast_1_03-31-2026_201413

Yeah.

batman_1_03-31-2026_201413

they can't keep up with back to back to

the-incoherent-podcast_1_03-31-2026_201413

No,

batman_1_03-31-2026_201413

defensive sets.

the-incoherent-podcast_1_03-31-2026_201413

no.

batman_1_03-31-2026_201413

You got blokes like Damien Cook, who's good defensive middle, and Clint Gson, who has been known to have defensive lapses in the past, even when he was younger and fitter I think we could see these new six again, changes. Probably force a lot of these older players' hands this year, possibly into earlier retirement than what they were hoping.

the-incoherent-podcast_1_03-31-2026_201413

Yeah. And one thing I did notice on the weekend, I don't know if it was just me that sort of picked up, but they've moved that six again thing is it back to the, your 20 meters. So there's what, 70 meters?

batman_1_03-31-2026_201413

completely up to the ref's discretion.

squadcaster-eg57_1_03-31-2026_201413

Yeah.

the-incoherent-podcast_1_03-31-2026_201413

Because

squadcaster-eg57_1_03-31-2026_201413

Really.

the-incoherent-podcast_1_03-31-2026_201413

it was, there was some'cause six agains, an offside, they throw their arm for if you're offside, but they'll throw, they'll blow on penalties on the opposition's 40 meter line. They kick for touch and get a 40 meter. I just don't understand what the, I thought it was all the way back to the 20 and then it was six again through there for some, and it was only what illegal play that they'll pull up and blow the whistle. I don't know if they're picking and choosing when they use it, but it's not really fair.'cause you can, if you're in the other opposition's half and they blow that penalty, you can shoot at goal. I just don't, for the exact same infringement. I don't, I dunno if you've noticed that I, I'm probably dreaming, but I'm pretty sure that was happen.

squadcaster-eg57_1_03-31-2026_201413

All I've noticed is they just fucking, there's a lot more six against.

the-incoherent-podcast_1_03-31-2026_201413

Yeah, well they've opened up an extra 40 meters of the field, virtually all 30 meters, 40. They've opened up 40 meters of the field to do it, so well, I think it's 20, wasn't it on your own 40 meters. They started it, I can't remember.

squadcaster-eg57_1_03-31-2026_201413

Yeah,

the-incoherent-podcast_1_03-31-2026_201413

they, they

squadcaster-eg57_1_03-31-2026_201413

like

the-incoherent-podcast_1_03-31-2026_201413

brought it back another 20 meters. But it's just that, I think the prop biggest problem is that the six agains, they get given'em, they've got given'em, but you don't really know what it's for. It just comes up rock infringement. Well, what do you do in the rock? And you don't actually see anything that's happened. And I think that's where the problem comes around because people don't know what the actual ruling is and they're sitting there trying to watch the game and you get confused and you can just give it willy-nilly where you want to. Well there's been a few where there's been people laying in the ruck or not getting off the ruck very quick and they're being very slow to play the balls and they haven't given'em. And then there's other ones they do give them before they even have a chance to get off'em. I think it's a little bit clouded to be fair. there's been a lot of, over the weekend where players have tackled players in situations and it had all come down to fatigue and stuff like that and not really thinking when they've caught the ball in the 20 meter line and run'em back to the 20 to take the tap and they tackle'em'cause they're there,, it'd be just come down to fatigue. But Cory Borough's one the other day where he tapped the ball to get a quick tap and he just dropped him from three meters in front of him. That was the dumbest shit.

squadcaster-eg57_1_03-31-2026_201413

he, oh, he was like, not even half a meter offside. I don't reckon Cory sbo when he done that, he was standing next to the

the-incoherent-podcast_1_03-31-2026_201413

He was standing next to the ref, but the ref wasn't back 10 meters. Then that's where, that's where I'm sitting there thinking, I'm like, well, he sit, he's standing next to the referee, so he probably did think he was on side. I dunno.

squadcaster-eg57_1_03-31-2026_201413

right. So if the ref, if the ref's in front, like the, like it was a tap, a 20 meter tap,

the-incoherent-podcast_1_03-31-2026_201413

Yeah.

squadcaster-eg57_1_03-31-2026_201413

ref has gotta be the 10 meters back. If he's standing next to the ref, fucking, how can the ref turn around and go, oh, you're offside, but

the-incoherent-podcast_1_03-31-2026_201413

Yeah. But that, that's where your touches would come into it because you touch his, keep you, they keep you 10 meters as well, so the referee doesn't have to be back on the 10 meters all the time. So

squadcaster-eg57_1_03-31-2026_201413

fucking leveled him butt.

the-incoherent-podcast_1_03-31-2026_201413

he did, he did horse for does have like you're sitting there arguing about it. They took a quick tap and he just dropped him. Like,

squadcaster-eg57_1_03-31-2026_201413

Yeah.

the-incoherent-podcast_1_03-31-2026_201413

I dunno how he felt he was 10 meters off. Like he just dropped him when he tapped it. Like just stand next to him. It was the dumbest thing ever. So there's been a few more bins so far this season as well, I reckon for

squadcaster-eg57_1_03-31-2026_201413

Yeah.

the-incoherent-podcast_1_03-31-2026_201413

not high stuff.

squadcaster-eg57_1_03-31-2026_201413

well, yeah. Even got the bins for the professional fowls for the kick. the touch and goal.

the-incoherent-podcast_1_03-31-2026_201413

Yeah,

squadcaster-eg57_1_03-31-2026_201413

The night, I'm pretty sure the Knights had one the Warriors had one as well.

batman_1_03-31-2026_201413

also got, he's 10 in the bin, the ninth game for tackling that quick

the-incoherent-podcast_1_03-31-2026_201413

yeah, yeah. He,

squadcaster-eg57_1_03-31-2026_201413

Yeah.

the-incoherent-podcast_1_03-31-2026_201413

he caught it in the 20 and he just tackled him and he was confused as to what happened. So

squadcaster-eg57_1_03-31-2026_201413

Yeah.

the-incoherent-podcast_1_03-31-2026_201413

It is what it is, I suppose.

batman_1_03-31-2026_201413

Nights players, always confused.

the-incoherent-podcast_1_03-31-2026_201413

I missed it. I, I got up off the PlayStation, went out and laid on the lounge, turned the footy on, put it on, I warm it up and everything, and then I got a phone call and answered it, and then looked up. It was half time I fell asleep before it even kicked off. So I watched the second half of that game, but I was, I was pretty proud of the night. So that second half, they put in a fair sort of an effort and, I am gonna get so sick of fucking taking your nowhere outta this, Roland's broken nose. That was, that was a little bit fucking kept playing.

squadcaster-eg57_1_03-31-2026_201413

He, well, he is not, he is named this

the-incoherent-podcast_1_03-31-2026_201413

Yeah, he is playing again this week. Yeah, there's no way it's fixed. He's probably just worried about getting surgery the end of season, so

squadcaster-eg57_1_03-31-2026_201413

no. Just, just put fucking tape over. Look at fucking Blake Ferguson. He was a smeared

the-incoherent-podcast_1_03-31-2026_201413

I am pretty sure

squadcaster-eg57_1_03-31-2026_201413

that's

the-incoherent-podcast_1_03-31-2026_201413

Blake Ferguson's was just about in his ear.

squadcaster-eg57_1_03-31-2026_201413

like that. That's probably the worst broken nose I've seen,

batman_1_03-31-2026_201413

your own earwax?

the-incoherent-podcast_1_03-31-2026_201413

You're a weirdo. If you have, what's

squadcaster-eg57_1_03-31-2026_201413

but yeah.

the-incoherent-podcast_1_03-31-2026_201413

Shrek Candles? Bring Shrek down here. We start calling him Shrek. on a, on a good note. Called the Ladder Looks good. Knights in the top Four Warriors sitting in Second West, tigers, Broncos, and Cowboys. 10th and 11th. Looks great. Love it.

batman_1_03-31-2026_201413

You'll start getting a nosebleed like Colan soon being that high.

the-incoherent-podcast_1_03-31-2026_201413

Nah, we're good. They played well. I, I didn't think they beat the Bulldogs and to be honest, in that second half that I did watch

batman_1_03-31-2026_201413

Well, you didn't even watch the game. You

the-incoherent-podcast_1_03-31-2026_201413

in that second half that I did watch the Bulldogs was throwing everything at'em, like, I think it was a little bit of a confusion with frigging critter and Burton swapping positions from time to time too. So yeah,

squadcaster-eg57_1_03-31-2026_201413

you know what's even funnier? I, I tipped the dogs in that game. You tip the dogs in that game, Zach, didn't you?

the-incoherent-podcast_1_03-31-2026_201413

we, all, three of us did.

squadcaster-eg57_1_03-31-2026_201413

You go, you, you go for the, did you, tip against

the-incoherent-podcast_1_03-31-2026_201413

Well, I didn't think they'd beat him. Did you see the weight before the ninths played? So, and then we lost Trey Mooney. I just, I didn't see him having that, and it's probably a good sign from having a good coach. So I've just fell back on old ways. So

batman_1_03-31-2026_201413

know who else I tipped? Hoover,

the-incoherent-podcast_1_03-31-2026_201413

the storm,

batman_1_03-31-2026_201413

Warriors.

the-incoherent-podcast_1_03-31-2026_201413

I bet he, yeah, all three of us picked the I

squadcaster-eg57_1_03-31-2026_201413

Oh

the-incoherent-podcast_1_03-31-2026_201413

ears too.

squadcaster-eg57_1_03-31-2026_201413

yeah. Fuck.

the-incoherent-podcast_1_03-31-2026_201413

Talk about a letdown.

squadcaster-eg57_1_03-31-2026_201413

the, that's the thing with the warriors, but they fucking switch off. I reckon. They go in going, oh yeah. Righto. They're just the lower side. Yep.

the-incoherent-podcast_1_03-31-2026_201413

I thought

squadcaster-eg57_1_03-31-2026_201413

Fucking the titans do it to'em. Every fucking game. Every game they play the titans, they get beat.

the-incoherent-podcast_1_03-31-2026_201413

didn't play the titans, but

squadcaster-eg57_1_03-31-2026_201413

Yeah, I know, but Tigers and

the-incoherent-podcast_1_03-31-2026_201413

they played the tigers without, without lui. No one in their right senses picking the West Tigers to win that game in New Zealand with Metcalf coming back.

squadcaster-eg57_1_03-31-2026_201413

yeah,

the-incoherent-podcast_1_03-31-2026_201413

it's a bit of a loss.

squadcaster-eg57_1_03-31-2026_201413

I, I reckon he would've threw the, threw the spanner in the works there.

the-incoherent-podcast_1_03-31-2026_201413

Loss. You reckon? I thought Metcalf had a good game.

squadcaster-eg57_1_03-31-2026_201413

I saw what that fucking NFL pass threw.

the-incoherent-podcast_1_03-31-2026_201413

I don't remember that one.

squadcaster-eg57_1_03-31-2026_201413

That went three meters forward. It slipped out of his hands.

the-incoherent-podcast_1_03-31-2026_201413

his first game back from an ACL. Like

squadcaster-eg57_1_03-31-2026_201413

Yeah,

the-incoherent-podcast_1_03-31-2026_201413

out for a while. It'll take him a bit.

squadcaster-eg57_1_03-31-2026_201413

back with

the-incoherent-podcast_1_03-31-2026_201413

Yeah. Yeah. You're probably right. They're going well, don't, don't change anything. See how he goes. So I could probably agree with that. yeah. Is there anything else on the footy, who do you reckon, who do you reckon Manley's gonna get in as coach? No, like full-time coach. He's the interim coach.

squadcaster-eg57_1_03-31-2026_201413

Brown, Brad Arthur.

batman_1_03-31-2026_201413

Thinking Brad, after the other day when it got announced, but

the-incoherent-podcast_1_03-31-2026_201413

I am thinking Brad Arthur as well.'cause he is got a fair connection. He was the defensive coach at Manley for a while and going between Parramatter and Manley.

squadcaster-eg57_1_03-31-2026_201413

he's, he's doing pretty good over in the Super League.

the-incoherent-podcast_1_03-31-2026_201413

Yeah, he is doing well over there, but he wants to come back and do NRL. So

squadcaster-eg57_1_03-31-2026_201413

Yeah.

the-incoherent-podcast_1_03-31-2026_201413

Peters has been announced as the chief's first coach. So that job's gone. I dunno if he takes the Manly job holds out. See what happens with the Cowboys. I don't know. They're the only, I don't think they're getting rid of Peyton. Not they beat the storm. They probably had no right.

squadcaster-eg57_1_03-31-2026_201413

p Peyton's staying there for

the-incoherent-podcast_1_03-31-2026_201413

Yeah. Yep. but I think there's something wrong with the storm there.

squadcaster-eg57_1_03-31-2026_201413

their players keep leaving or wanna leave.

the-incoherent-podcast_1_03-31-2026_201413

that's just the,

batman_1_03-31-2026_201413

I, I told you

squadcaster-eg57_1_03-31-2026_201413

I.

batman_1_03-31-2026_201413

when we announced our ladders that I wanted to drop the storm. I,

the-incoherent-podcast_1_03-31-2026_201413

yeah.

batman_1_03-31-2026_201413

I needed to be borderline gonna drop outta the eight if you, I think they're good enough to, win enough games, but

the-incoherent-podcast_1_03-31-2026_201413

That first game, they were near perfect. So, I don't know. The only team that actually looks like a Premiership team is the Panthers at the moment. They're the only ones that have consistently put on great performances. So

batman_1_03-31-2026_201413

I haven't played the Cowboys yet.

the-incoherent-podcast_1_03-31-2026_201413

probably Lucky

squadcaster-eg57_1_03-31-2026_201413

This weekend will be in, the game this weekend will be interesting

the-incoherent-podcast_1_03-31-2026_201413

Storm Panthers. Yeah,

squadcaster-eg57_1_03-31-2026_201413

Yeah.

the-incoherent-podcast_1_03-31-2026_201413

I still think it'll be a close game. I don't think it's gonna be a blowout. They always seem to compete.

batman_1_03-31-2026_201413

blowout this week,

the-incoherent-podcast_1_03-31-2026_201413

Which one?

batman_1_03-31-2026_201413

Raiders nights

the-incoherent-podcast_1_03-31-2026_201413

What is that gonna be a blowout?

batman_1_03-31-2026_201413

because the Knights are playing in their fucking mining jersey.

the-incoherent-podcast_1_03-31-2026_201413

Don't remind me. No, it's not that we lose in those jerseys, it's'cause we always end up with a fucking season engine injury every time someone, every time they play in it. We've actually got a good record with the mine jersey winning rate.

squadcaster-eg57_1_03-31-2026_201413

it really wouldn't matter who fucking gets injured in n their season now, because all your fucking good players are already injured.

the-incoherent-podcast_1_03-31-2026_201413

Well, really, if you think about it, it's just a jersey and it probably doesn't mean fuck all anyway. But

squadcaster-eg57_1_03-31-2026_201413

Right. I'll, I'll, I'll ask you the question. Would you play Fletcher Hunt this week?

the-incoherent-podcast_1_03-31-2026_201413

yeah.

squadcaster-eg57_1_03-31-2026_201413

No. I know he's been named, but would you risk him?

the-incoherent-podcast_1_03-31-2026_201413

Is he injured?

batman_1_03-31-2026_201413

Sharp.

the-incoherent-podcast_1_03-31-2026_201413

Sharp?

squadcaster-eg57_1_03-31-2026_201413

Oh, sharp. Sharp. Sorry. Sharp.

the-incoherent-podcast_1_03-31-2026_201413

Well, I was,

squadcaster-eg57_1_03-31-2026_201413

He's named in the

the-incoherent-podcast_1_03-31-2026_201413

yeah. I was watching the thing before and he said he was fine, so

squadcaster-eg57_1_03-31-2026_201413

Yeah, but he said he was fucking fine last week and he, he fucking hurt himself

the-incoherent-podcast_1_03-31-2026_201413

just,

squadcaster-eg57_1_03-31-2026_201413

like

batman_1_03-31-2026_201413

he had a,

the-incoherent-podcast_1_03-31-2026_201413

yeah.

batman_1_03-31-2026_201413

that's what

the-incoherent-podcast_1_03-31-2026_201413

I don't think it was as bad as what it looked like. It didn't go off the field as soon as it happened.

batman_1_03-31-2026_201413

he

squadcaster-eg57_1_03-31-2026_201413

I, I.

batman_1_03-31-2026_201413

against.

the-incoherent-podcast_1_03-31-2026_201413

No.

squadcaster-eg57_1_03-31-2026_201413

would rest him. I would fucking rest him for a week. Give him a fucking week off

the-incoherent-podcast_1_03-31-2026_201413

The thing is that we're ver we're night step, not flash, and we're already missing brown and ponga, so they're probably gonna push it a little bit until those players are back and then maybe rest him later. But if he's capable to play.

squadcaster-eg57_1_03-31-2026_201413

now. I'd rather rest him now. Give him a week off. Let him fully recover

the-incoherent-podcast_1_03-31-2026_201413

Yeah.

squadcaster-eg57_1_03-31-2026_201413

because fucking if you let him play than you've lost Sharp. you sharp.

the-incoherent-podcast_1_03-31-2026_201413

Yeah,

squadcaster-eg57_1_03-31-2026_201413

Brown and fucking ca poer

the-incoherent-podcast_1_03-31-2026_201413

yeah. It's kind of a shit situation to be in. Like Tra Uni comes back this week. yeah. See what happens. Do you guys get anything else from the footy this week?

squadcaster-eg57_1_03-31-2026_201413

a lot of injuries

the-incoherent-podcast_1_03-31-2026_201413

Yeah.

squadcaster-eg57_1_03-31-2026_201413

in the games.

the-incoherent-podcast_1_03-31-2026_201413

Yeah, a couple of acls that's gonna happen with fatigue whilst ever they're pushing fatigue the way that they are, they're gonna get injuries.'cause you're tired, you're not looking after yourself as well as you should be. So,

squadcaster-eg57_1_03-31-2026_201413

Mitch Barnett breaking his thumb at training.

the-incoherent-podcast_1_03-31-2026_201413

yeah, I,

squadcaster-eg57_1_03-31-2026_201413

Fucking,

the-incoherent-podcast_1_03-31-2026_201413

I broke my thumb before. It's painful.

batman_1_03-31-2026_201413

You tried to chop it off. You didn't break it.

the-incoherent-podcast_1_03-31-2026_201413

It broke. It broke. So, any other sport stuff you just wanna talk about? I know the Socceroos play No they don't. The team that they could be playing in the first World Cup game play tonight. in there.

squadcaster-eg57_1_03-31-2026_201413

They would've kicked off by now.

the-incoherent-podcast_1_03-31-2026_201413

Yeah. Yeah. I'm not watching it. He's Zach's watching it. So

squadcaster-eg57_1_03-31-2026_201413

I've been watching a bit of the AFL over the

the-incoherent-podcast_1_03-31-2026_201413

I was watching a little bit of AFL over the weekend actually. I had me split screen going before the footy started and stuff. So. It hasn't been too bad.

squadcaster-eg57_1_03-31-2026_201413

I still don't get the full game, but fuck they do a lot of running.

the-incoherent-podcast_1_03-31-2026_201413

Yeah, just kick the ball through the goals. I don't think there is much rules between that. So there is, but it, yeah, I don't know. It just, A good game of AFL is a good, close, exciting game and yeah,

squadcaster-eg57_1_03-31-2026_201413

Well,

the-incoherent-podcast_1_03-31-2026_201413

I don't mind a good game.

squadcaster-eg57_1_03-31-2026_201413

what was it Fucking who'd we have, who'd we have, on the weekend. Who, which was the a FL Games We had bets on, on the weekend. Port Adelaide.

the-incoherent-podcast_1_03-31-2026_201413

They got beat

squadcaster-eg57_1_03-31-2026_201413

come.

the-incoherent-podcast_1_03-31-2026_201413

on

squadcaster-eg57_1_03-31-2026_201413

not Port Adelaide then. Who was the other game? There was another game there.

the-incoherent-podcast_1_03-31-2026_201413

the Port Adelaide one, the other team

squadcaster-eg57_1_03-31-2026_201413

The demons, I think it was, or West Coast Demons or whatever. They were. They were, well, whoever it was, they were down by 41 fucking points

the-incoherent-podcast_1_03-31-2026_201413

they come back on, won.

squadcaster-eg57_1_03-31-2026_201413

back and won it.

the-incoherent-podcast_1_03-31-2026_201413

I've, I've given up on an A FL game at that stage, eh?

squadcaster-eg57_1_03-31-2026_201413

So one, I, I had that in my tips'cause I had like a little side one again, I had that in my tips and I thought, oh fuck, I've lost this. They won the next game won for me. Then I had dragons to win

the-incoherent-podcast_1_03-31-2026_201413

Yeah.

squadcaster-eg57_1_03-31-2026_201413

and Damien Cook to score a

the-incoherent-podcast_1_03-31-2026_201413

I think,

squadcaster-eg57_1_03-31-2026_201413

it for me.

the-incoherent-podcast_1_03-31-2026_201413

I think the, um, I think the Storm and the Warriors fucked all our tips this week, to be honest. So

squadcaster-eg57_1_03-31-2026_201413

Oh

the-incoherent-podcast_1_03-31-2026_201413

we didn't get many at all.

squadcaster-eg57_1_03-31-2026_201413

I got three, right?

the-incoherent-podcast_1_03-31-2026_201413

I've got three tips. Right. But our bets, our bets, um, they struggled this week. I was watching Fox Sports News and brought attention to in the IPL, so the Indian Premier League, the cricket. For the Royals. There is a 15-year-old kid playing that got a half century on the weekend off 15 balls

batman_1_03-31-2026_201413

Yeah.

the-incoherent-podcast_1_03-31-2026_201413

he played last year in the IPL as a 14-year-old and got a century. I went and checked. Today I am like, what? What? Is there an age limit to when you can play international cricket? There is, it's 15, a 14, 15-year-old kid playing against adults in India where crickets are religion and playing against adults. That, that's pretty impressive to be honest. And it must be a fairly decent player to be in that sort of position.'cause it's not like he's just playing, he's not playing local league or anything like that. He's playing some of the best players in the world in the IPL.

squadcaster-eg57_1_03-31-2026_201413

that's exactly to be picked in the Indian cricket side is a fucking.

the-incoherent-podcast_1_03-31-2026_201413

Yeah.

squadcaster-eg57_1_03-31-2026_201413

Very good because like, what do they got 2 million

the-incoherent-podcast_1_03-31-2026_201413

Yeah,

squadcaster-eg57_1_03-31-2026_201413

people over

the-incoherent-podcast_1_03-31-2026_201413

yeah,

squadcaster-eg57_1_03-31-2026_201413

that all love cricket? Yeah.

the-incoherent-podcast_1_03-31-2026_201413

yeah. To be like the, even in the top 15 in that team is probably,

squadcaster-eg57_1_03-31-2026_201413

Hmm.

the-incoherent-podcast_1_03-31-2026_201413

I just wanted to mention that'cause it's impressive.. I didn't realize, I was watching the thing before and they said about he's 50 and he got a century last year as a 14-year-old, he's the youngest player ever to get a century in the IPL. What's your thoughts on Reim?

squadcaster-eg57_1_03-31-2026_201413

On who?

the-incoherent-podcast_1_03-31-2026_201413

Ooh

squadcaster-eg57_1_03-31-2026_201413

wrecking?

the-incoherent-podcast_1_03-31-2026_201413

Reim, they're a soccer team that are owned by Ryan Reynolds and the other bloke out of Sunny, that's always sunny in Philadelphia. have you got Disney plus.

squadcaster-eg57_1_03-31-2026_201413

Yeah.

the-incoherent-podcast_1_03-31-2026_201413

On there, there's a TV show called Welcome the Ham,

squadcaster-eg57_1_03-31-2026_201413

Yeah.

the-incoherent-podcast_1_03-31-2026_201413

and it's about them taking over that team. And there's been a few seasons of it now. I've watched the first season, I haven't watched anymore since then'cause I forgot about it. But it follows their journey from, where'd they start? Zach? They started below Champion, uh, league two. So they started in a competition that's not even professional. It was a semi-professional competition. They've worked their way up to the championship, which is one level off EPL. They only got promoted to there this year. And they're sitting, I think, two points out of a playoff spot to get promoted into the English Premier League.

squadcaster-eg57_1_03-31-2026_201413

Yeah. All right, so the underdogs.

the-incoherent-podcast_1_03-31-2026_201413

Yeah,, the thing that impresses me about it is there's people, these are two Americans that didn't have much of an idea about soccer or football or any of that. Just, went and bought a club in Wales and desired to fix up the stadium, buy, transfer player, they went through and rebuilt this club from the ground up to maybe compete at the EEPL. Now there was,

squadcaster-eg57_1_03-31-2026_201413

Ted Lasso. Ted Lasso, the Richmond Greyhounds.

the-incoherent-podcast_1_03-31-2026_201413

yeah, sort of,

squadcaster-eg57_1_03-31-2026_201413

You send that

the-incoherent-podcast_1_03-31-2026_201413

no, I haven't seen that. I haven't got Apple

squadcaster-eg57_1_03-31-2026_201413

That

the-incoherent-podcast_1_03-31-2026_201413

tv, so,

squadcaster-eg57_1_03-31-2026_201413

it's not on Apple. It's on, I think it's on Netflix as well.

the-incoherent-podcast_1_03-31-2026_201413

no, I don't think so. I think it's just on Apple tv. That's why I haven't watched it. but if you haven't seen it, go and have a look at it from where they started to be where they are now. After, there is people that they run Manchester United massive Club and they can't get the success that they're getting from two American blokes. They had no idea about the sport invested in it and put the coaches in place, put all this stuff in place, and it's just going from success to success. And then you've got people that have run clubs their entire lives that are getting relegated. Like I just think it's, that's pretty impressive.'cause if they don't get promoted next year, you're probably looking at the year after. They're more than likely going to, I know that Ryan Reynolds and that'd be a pretty big draw card to go and play for'em in a way. But, I just find it absolutely fascinating. We reckon, Zach, you the.

batman_1_03-31-2026_201413

I haven't been too much about the championship, but yeah, the, their build from the bottom ups been, been pretty, impressive.

the-incoherent-podcast_1_03-31-2026_201413

There was that Southford one where those Manchester United players tried to do the exact same thing and they still, still haven't reached the heights of what Rex'em have.

batman_1_03-31-2026_201413

They've brought a lot of older players to free agents. I think I was reading something the other day. It might've been continue, maybe, can't remember who exactly, but yeah. they're looking, sign him as a free agent

the-incoherent-podcast_1_03-31-2026_201413

Yeah.

batman_1_03-31-2026_201413

for the rest of the season. yeah, actually, no, I'm sorry. I fucking, you need to log into Paramount and have a look at this Australian jersey. I,

the-incoherent-podcast_1_03-31-2026_201413

Is it a blue one?

batman_1_03-31-2026_201413

Nah,

squadcaster-eg57_1_03-31-2026_201413

your phone up. Hold your, hold your phone up.

the-incoherent-podcast_1_03-31-2026_201413

Australia playing.

squadcaster-eg57_1_03-31-2026_201413

Yeah.

batman_1_03-31-2026_201413

Socceroo are playing right now.

the-incoherent-podcast_1_03-31-2026_201413

Oh, I thought that another team was playing. All right, hang on.

squadcaster-eg57_1_03-31-2026_201413

What the fuck? Why are they wearing that?

batman_1_03-31-2026_201413

Why are we, I don't know why we're wearing orange and it's doing me

the-incoherent-podcast_1_03-31-2026_201413

Next time. Next time. You wanna do something like that? Just say breaking news. I didn't know what was going on then. Yeah, I can't even find it.

batman_1_03-31-2026_201413

it is half an hour in Australia's up. One nil.

the-incoherent-podcast_1_03-31-2026_201413

Yeah, yeah. No, I thought the other two teams were playing off for the spot in and, the World Cup.

batman_1_03-31-2026_201413

I don't even know how to pronounce their opponent.

the-incoherent-podcast_1_03-31-2026_201413

Yeah.

batman_1_03-31-2026_201413

they're very physical. This other team, Australia's copping a few kicks, but yeah. Green and orange

the-incoherent-podcast_1_03-31-2026_201413

It can't be.

batman_1_03-31-2026_201413

it is.

the-incoherent-podcast_1_03-31-2026_201413

I know that it is. I'm looking at it, It's a bit weird, but yeah. That's horrendous. I don't know. Guess you gotta have an alternative away strip in case we play Brazil, South Africa.

batman_1_03-31-2026_201413

We are in Australia. They're playing in Sydney.

the-incoherent-podcast_1_03-31-2026_201413

I dunno why they've got it on it. That's horrible. That's absolutely horrible.

batman_1_03-31-2026_201413

I think

squadcaster-eg57_1_03-31-2026_201413

I think, yeah, I think they are in Sydney somewhere.

the-incoherent-podcast_1_03-31-2026_201413

Yeah.

batman_1_03-31-2026_201413

I'm pretty certain they're, they're at CommBank.

the-incoherent-podcast_1_03-31-2026_201413

I am pretty sure that was in Melbourne.

batman_1_03-31-2026_201413

speaking of CommBank, old man doesn't, watch footy. We were at Pub for dinner the other night I had the Paramatta game. game. Yeah. I had it on and he just happened to look and he, it was the big overview of the new CommBank Stadium. He's like, the fuck is that?

the-incoherent-podcast_1_03-31-2026_201413

Yeah.

batman_1_03-31-2026_201413

Because he doesn't watch it. He doesn't know, he doesn't even know the stadiums are like that in Australia.

the-incoherent-podcast_1_03-31-2026_201413

Yeah.

batman_1_03-31-2026_201413

thought it was somewhere overseas.

the-incoherent-podcast_1_03-31-2026_201413

No, no.

batman_1_03-31-2026_201413

So,

the-incoherent-podcast_1_03-31-2026_201413

I think, I would be interested to see how Pens one comes out. That should be the end of this year.

batman_1_03-31-2026_201413

is it?

the-incoherent-podcast_1_03-31-2026_201413

Yeah.

batman_1_03-31-2026_201413

Yeah.

squadcaster-eg57_1_03-31-2026_201413

Did she? No, I thought that, I thought that two years away.

batman_1_03-31-2026_201413

two years at Parramatta.

the-incoherent-podcast_1_03-31-2026_201413

Yeah, they're done last year. I meant like the end of this season. After this season, they're back at Penrith, I'm pretty sure.

batman_1_03-31-2026_201413

B Main will move in.

the-incoherent-podcast_1_03-31-2026_201413

Well that's true too. So, it won't be better on me Super Coach this week. All right, so we'll do our tips for this week game one Thursday night, dolphin Sea Eagles. Do you think that they play look foreign or do you think the Dolphins get it done at Kao Stadium?

batman_1_03-31-2026_201413

I reckon

squadcaster-eg57_1_03-31-2026_201413

I am going

batman_1_03-31-2026_201413

gonna come off the bench and play for himself. Captain, coach, the Man, sea Eagles.

squadcaster-eg57_1_03-31-2026_201413

why not? Why not? I reckon he'd still fucking get out there and do a good job.

the-incoherent-podcast_1_03-31-2026_201413

I am pretty sure the last captain coach was freaking Wally Lewis in like 1991 or three or something.

batman_1_03-31-2026_201413

that say that you can't do it.

the-incoherent-podcast_1_03-31-2026_201413

No, there's not. There's not. I just, I think we've gone past the times of a captain coach for professional football.

squadcaster-eg57_1_03-31-2026_201413

I am going manly,

batman_1_03-31-2026_201413

if Nee can do it,

the-incoherent-podcast_1_03-31-2026_201413

You are bigger, manly. Yeah. I've got the dolphins., I can't pick against the dolphins. The dolphins aren't, they're not playing too bad. They could have beat the Broncos the other day. So not, probably unlucky not to win that one. They put in a hell of an effort.

squadcaster-eg57_1_03-31-2026_201413

should have.

the-incoherent-podcast_1_03-31-2026_201413

yeah. It wasn't watching, if it wasn't watching the soccer.

squadcaster-eg57_1_03-31-2026_201413

He's all, he's all fled now after the fucking orange and blue jerseys.

the-incoherent-podcast_1_03-31-2026_201413

Mm.

batman_1_03-31-2026_201413

I can't get past it. It's ridiculous.

squadcaster-eg57_1_03-31-2026_201413

Doesn't, doesn't Melbourne wear a similar Oh no, they're per, they were purple and

the-incoherent-podcast_1_03-31-2026_201413

Yeah, they were probably up on orange for a bit. Yeah. I don't think it was orange. I think it was the sponsor was orange and it looked like it. Yeah. I think they, the sleeve sponsor or something was orange and it looked like a purple and orange jersey.

batman_1_03-31-2026_201413

round five.

the-incoherent-podcast_1_03-31-2026_201413

Also your tradition thing last week about Inact test. That's not a tradition that come from Super League, so that's only been around since 97.

batman_1_03-31-2026_201413

doesn't matter. It's a tradition.

the-incoherent-podcast_1_03-31-2026_201413

It's not,

batman_1_03-31-2026_201413

It's.

the-incoherent-podcast_1_03-31-2026_201413

I've got the dolphins.

squadcaster-eg57_1_03-31-2026_201413

I got Manly by 12.

the-incoherent-podcast_1_03-31-2026_201413

So poor, so poor.

squadcaster-eg57_1_03-31-2026_201413

but they gotta fucking win sooner or later. And I think it might be against the Dolphins.

the-incoherent-podcast_1_03-31-2026_201413

out too. So

squadcaster-eg57_1_03-31-2026_201413

Yeah, that's all right. I'm not worried about that. Are then.

batman_1_03-31-2026_201413

things by 16.

the-incoherent-podcast_1_03-31-2026_201413

dolphins by 16. I, I think dolphins have played well last week. So

squadcaster-eg57_1_03-31-2026_201413

don't worry. 50. I'll support your

the-incoherent-podcast_1_03-31-2026_201413

how many, how many

batman_1_03-31-2026_201413

I dunno where Manley score points from to be honest. I,

the-incoherent-podcast_1_03-31-2026_201413

No.

batman_1_03-31-2026_201413

their, their

squadcaster-eg57_1_03-31-2026_201413

Mm-hmm.

batman_1_03-31-2026_201413

if they don't get a breakaway, try

squadcaster-eg57_1_03-31-2026_201413

Yeah,

batman_1_03-31-2026_201413

and goes to one of their speed men, I don't see where their attack comes from inside their 20 fogarty looks like a rookie

the-incoherent-podcast_1_03-31-2026_201413

Yeah,

batman_1_03-31-2026_201413

to how

squadcaster-eg57_1_03-31-2026_201413

like he's fitting in.

the-incoherent-podcast_1_03-31-2026_201413

I, I don't think he, I don't think he has the forwards giving him that quick play the ball and getting forward six again would be killing'em too.

batman_1_03-31-2026_201413

and if I'm foreign and I know it, it'd be a hard thing to do, but I would be dropping Jake Vic.

the-incoherent-podcast_1_03-31-2026_201413

I don't, I, no.

batman_1_03-31-2026_201413

minutes of rugby league in the NRL for four hit ups

the-incoherent-podcast_1_03-31-2026_201413

Yeah,

batman_1_03-31-2026_201413

in his position.

the-incoherent-podcast_1_03-31-2026_201413

yeah.

squadcaster-eg57_1_03-31-2026_201413

I'd drop him back to the, at least the, the sixth bench. And if you've gotta use him, use him. If not, let him sit there.

batman_1_03-31-2026_201413

I, I know at, it's a very hard one, but it three runs the other night, one of them, he got knocked out again, went back to

squadcaster-eg57_1_03-31-2026_201413

Hmm.

the-incoherent-podcast_1_03-31-2026_201413

Yeah.

squadcaster-eg57_1_03-31-2026_201413

Hmm.

batman_1_03-31-2026_201413

and he took two the week before. So there's five, five runs. And in those fives he's back in for another high. HIA like it. Someone of his caliber not taking runs. when he does take a run, he goes for about five meters. He's not bending light. He looks. Like he's underdone. He didn't get enough preseason done. He looks overweight and not, not the same Jake voyage,

the-incoherent-podcast_1_03-31-2026_201413

Yeah,

batman_1_03-31-2026_201413

and

squadcaster-eg57_1_03-31-2026_201413

Do you reckon? He'll,

batman_1_03-31-2026_201413

on his head that, that injury and it's, it's a possibility of retirement. At the end of this season,

squadcaster-eg57_1_03-31-2026_201413

well, that's what I was about to say. Do you reckon he'll finish the season?

the-incoherent-podcast_1_03-31-2026_201413

I, I think he does. I don't think there's an early retirement.

squadcaster-eg57_1_03-31-2026_201413

No, not, not, not an early,

batman_1_03-31-2026_201413

I.

squadcaster-eg57_1_03-31-2026_201413

yeah. Not, not an early retirement. I think they'll just stand him down. like they won't play him, like if he gets an Yeah. If he off, yeah. Guarantee it. If, if he doesn't, if he doesn't

the-incoherent-podcast_1_03-31-2026_201413

you,

squadcaster-eg57_1_03-31-2026_201413

retire this year,

the-incoherent-podcast_1_03-31-2026_201413

you get money back on your salary cap might be able to recapture their season. But like I said, they've been interviewing.

squadcaster-eg57_1_03-31-2026_201413

buy?

the-incoherent-podcast_1_03-31-2026_201413

before June 30, there's lots of movements in games like,

squadcaster-eg57_1_03-31-2026_201413

Like he, season he was, he was a workhorse for

the-incoherent-podcast_1_03-31-2026_201413

yeah.

squadcaster-eg57_1_03-31-2026_201413

just fucking done what he'd done.

batman_1_03-31-2026_201413

Lodge back to him

the-incoherent-podcast_1_03-31-2026_201413

Wasn't it last year he was captain for the blues.

batman_1_03-31-2026_201413

the year last year he done game one,

squadcaster-eg57_1_03-31-2026_201413

yeah.

batman_1_03-31-2026_201413

of course of who was in, somebody was injured

the-incoherent-podcast_1_03-31-2026_201413

Yeah.

squadcaster-eg57_1_03-31-2026_201413

Barnett,

the-incoherent-podcast_1_03-31-2026_201413

I don't think Barnett was captain.

squadcaster-eg57_1_03-31-2026_201413

no, no, no. Barnett was injured.

batman_1_03-31-2026_201413

but he was injured so they let

the-incoherent-podcast_1_03-31-2026_201413

Yeah.

batman_1_03-31-2026_201413

'cause he took it from when Teddy got dropped

squadcaster-eg57_1_03-31-2026_201413

Mm.

batman_1_03-31-2026_201413

his first season.

the-incoherent-podcast_1_03-31-2026_201413

Yeah, yeah. second Game, rabbit o's Bulldogs. Good Friday, ACO Stadium. I'm on the rabbits. I, they've had a week off Bulldogs.

batman_1_03-31-2026_201413

This is actually my sure bet for the week.

the-incoherent-podcast_1_03-31-2026_201413

The rabbit

batman_1_03-31-2026_201413

Rabbit Oaks

the-incoherent-podcast_1_03-31-2026_201413

since when, since I texted to say it was mine. you're hopeless. yeah. No, I've got the rabbits. You got rabbits, whoever. I think there's just something missing at the dirt bulldogs that they had last season, to be honest. Like they threw a lot at the knights and the knights defense was good last week.

batman_1_03-31-2026_201413

know? You

the-incoherent-podcast_1_03-31-2026_201413

But

batman_1_03-31-2026_201413

what it is? Adam O'Brien being their fucking attacking coach.

the-incoherent-podcast_1_03-31-2026_201413

yeah, it could be that. We'll just say that.

batman_1_03-31-2026_201413

It is that

the-incoherent-podcast_1_03-31-2026_201413

Yeah. Well,

batman_1_03-31-2026_201413

nothing wrong with that

the-incoherent-podcast_1_03-31-2026_201413

yeah.

batman_1_03-31-2026_201413

attack last year. Adam O'Brien comes in. Yes. Aldo's gotta sign off it, but they shift credit to the left.

the-incoherent-podcast_1_03-31-2026_201413

Yeah.

batman_1_03-31-2026_201413

him swapping and interchange him in Burton and coming infield.

the-incoherent-podcast_1_03-31-2026_201413

That's where.

batman_1_03-31-2026_201413

to get his hands on the ball,

the-incoherent-podcast_1_03-31-2026_201413

That's where me problem lies when they, when you are telling players to go into an important position for no apparent reason, like Burton wasn't having a bad game, Burton was playing. Well, I don't, I think Galvin is nowhere near as competent at seven is what Sexton was. I think Galvin's causing un not unrest, but he's causing problems in that attack and it's not,'cause he's not trying and it's just he's, he doesn't play that position. He's not experienced enough in that position.

batman_1_03-31-2026_201413

The other person is fucking jam salmon.

the-incoherent-podcast_1_03-31-2026_201413

Yeah.

batman_1_03-31-2026_201413

so many defensive issues,

the-incoherent-podcast_1_03-31-2026_201413

Yeah,

batman_1_03-31-2026_201413

and Kurt Mann should be starting.

the-incoherent-podcast_1_03-31-2026_201413

yeah,

squadcaster-eg57_1_03-31-2026_201413

Kurt man. Yeah. Kurt man fucking starting no ring.

the-incoherent-podcast_1_03-31-2026_201413

yeah,

squadcaster-eg57_1_03-31-2026_201413

He, another workhorse going there, but he's a great 14 Kurt man,

the-incoherent-podcast_1_03-31-2026_201413

yeah. I.

squadcaster-eg57_1_03-31-2026_201413

but fucking, he can play the 80 minutes, no dramas.

the-incoherent-podcast_1_03-31-2026_201413

I can't see, I can't see the bulldogs playing, beating the rabbit holes, but in saying that, I couldn't see the West Tigers beating the Warriors. So there we go. And I'm dropping down the tipping ladder. I'm still in front of Zach, but I'm dropping down. I only got three last week. Yeah,

squadcaster-eg57_1_03-31-2026_201413

fucking bronze bloke is, buddy, he's fucking smashing us. Now

the-incoherent-podcast_1_03-31-2026_201413

I dunno who Jimmy is, but thanks you putting it to shame. Maybe we should get you on for the bets. Panthers storm Friday night. I'm at work on night shift this weekend, so I only get to see Thursday's game and probably Mondays because I usually do a Parramatta game on a Monday, Easter Monday.

squadcaster-eg57_1_03-31-2026_201413

look, it's a toss of the coin really, between this I, I've gone Panthers, but I can see the storm fucking window as well.

the-incoherent-podcast_1_03-31-2026_201413

I've gone Panthers because the panthers are playing a lot better than what the storm are at the moment. as a CommBank as well. So yeah. The Storm have, are having trouble scoring points? I think i, I don't know what it is. Harry Grant is ridiculous. You see that pass he threw off the deck from, he cut out five players. He hit the winger on the chest that Yeah,

batman_1_03-31-2026_201413

but

the-incoherent-podcast_1_03-31-2026_201413

he's on another level.

batman_1_03-31-2026_201413

winger is six point six nine, like

the-incoherent-podcast_1_03-31-2026_201413

Yeah. But,

squadcaster-eg57_1_03-31-2026_201413

The ex storm winger of next year.

the-incoherent-podcast_1_03-31-2026_201413

oh, someone's a bit cocky.

batman_1_03-31-2026_201413

I don't think storm. Losing. Yeah, losing Warrick is gonna hurt him.

squadcaster-eg57_1_03-31-2026_201413

Nah.

batman_1_03-31-2026_201413

an hour later they signed Jermaine Osaka.

squadcaster-eg57_1_03-31-2026_201413

Yeah, that's right. Well, pretty much Josa has replaced Nick Manie. Nick Manie is their good kicker. J is a better kicker.

batman_1_03-31-2026_201413

no. But I'm on Penrith for this weekend

the-incoherent-podcast_1_03-31-2026_201413

Yeah.

batman_1_03-31-2026_201413

after

squadcaster-eg57_1_03-31-2026_201413

Yeah.

batman_1_03-31-2026_201413

I watched. I mean, they got, Melvin got outplayed by an absolute fucking gem of a squad.

the-incoherent-podcast_1_03-31-2026_201413

Um, dragons, Cowboys. Well, yeah. Thro over your team. In Wollongong, in Wollongong.

squadcaster-eg57_1_03-31-2026_201413

the, this is probably the week that the dragons are gonna fucking win. You know, if, if, if it was gonna be any, be this fucking week, they'd do it for sure.

the-incoherent-podcast_1_03-31-2026_201413

Uh, yeah. Look, Flanagan's out., They don't even have a half back. They don't have anyone to replace Flanagan. They're

squadcaster-eg57_1_03-31-2026_201413

put put fucking guff in there.

the-incoherent-podcast_1_03-31-2026_201413

Gho.

squadcaster-eg57_1_03-31-2026_201413

Yeah. Put him in half back. Fucking Oh, not move. Fucking five eight to half back and put guff in five eight. Yeah.

the-incoherent-podcast_1_03-31-2026_201413

Uh,

batman_1_03-31-2026_201413

They've, they've dropped set of two and brought

squadcaster-eg57_1_03-31-2026_201413

Yeah.

batman_1_03-31-2026_201413

they, they've brought in a rookie to play on their right wing against a left edge. That's we score points at

the-incoherent-podcast_1_03-31-2026_201413

yeah. I'm on the Cowboys. I, I didn't,

squadcaster-eg57_1_03-31-2026_201413

on the chaos.

the-incoherent-podcast_1_03-31-2026_201413

didn't say it.

batman_1_03-31-2026_201413

the fucking cowboys and ain't the fucking cows.

the-incoherent-podcast_1_03-31-2026_201413

We on the heifers.

batman_1_03-31-2026_201413

Matt Lodge.

the-incoherent-podcast_1_03-31-2026_201413

tell that to him, to his face. you know, cowboys, that'd be very surprised if he wasn't. yeah, I think, I think the cowboys are probably be way too good for the dragons, to be honest. The dragons have just as many problems as the sea eagles, I think. I don't think they have as many problems. I think they're still trying to work out combinations, but

batman_1_03-31-2026_201413

Hunting in the next coast should be Sacked

the-incoherent-podcast_1_03-31-2026_201413

I don't think Flanigan get sacked. I, I've got a feeling he doesn't get sacked.

batman_1_03-31-2026_201413

Dragons is they, they're a very proud supporter base and they're

the-incoherent-podcast_1_03-31-2026_201413

you,

batman_1_03-31-2026_201413

wins.

the-incoherent-podcast_1_03-31-2026_201413

You gotta have somebody to replace him with. And at the moment you've got O'Brien, sea Bowl, or you're going into a rookie.

batman_1_03-31-2026_201413

replace

the-incoherent-podcast_1_03-31-2026_201413

I think Brad Arthur comes back to Mely. Because he is got a history there. And if Flanigan was to go, I think Dean Young Slots straight into that position.'cause they've got massive respect for him. He's won a grand final with him.

squadcaster-eg57_1_03-31-2026_201413

The Walker Brothers in there.

the-incoherent-podcast_1_03-31-2026_201413

everyone always says Walker Brothers, they had that one good season in the Q Cup. I'm not, I'm not even joking.

batman_1_03-31-2026_201413

Young to

the-incoherent-podcast_1_03-31-2026_201413

They're, they're,

squadcaster-eg57_1_03-31-2026_201413

well, the wor the Warriors. Were gonna sign'em. Fucking, yeah, I don't know why.

the-incoherent-podcast_1_03-31-2026_201413

I,

batman_1_03-31-2026_201413

and

the-incoherent-podcast_1_03-31-2026_201413

I'd love to see, to see how it would work. I think it'd be the exact same sort of result. It would work for one season until people figure out what they're doing and then, yeah,

squadcaster-eg57_1_03-31-2026_201413

Do you wanna know A fun fact? Actually, I heard today.

the-incoherent-podcast_1_03-31-2026_201413

I just worry again

batman_1_03-31-2026_201413

how fun was it?

squadcaster-eg57_1_03-31-2026_201413

Do you know? Very fun. do you know there is only two coaches in the NRL that have not played football before? Coaching

the-incoherent-podcast_1_03-31-2026_201413

was. O'Brien.

squadcaster-eg57_1_03-31-2026_201413

Andrew Webster.

the-incoherent-podcast_1_03-31-2026_201413

Yeah.

squadcaster-eg57_1_03-31-2026_201413

They're the only two that haven't played football

the-incoherent-podcast_1_03-31-2026_201413

O'Brien and Webster. Yeah. Yeah.

squadcaster-eg57_1_03-31-2026_201413

I never knew that.

the-incoherent-podcast_1_03-31-2026_201413

No, most of the coaches didn't play very many first grade games,

squadcaster-eg57_1_03-31-2026_201413

Mm,

the-incoherent-podcast_1_03-31-2026_201413

so Yeah.

squadcaster-eg57_1_03-31-2026_201413

Well, they didn't. I don't think they played at all. I don't think Andrew Webbs played at all.

the-incoherent-podcast_1_03-31-2026_201413

Well, I think, I think Seabold has played one international game for Germany, which was like a random thing I've seen. He might've played lower grade, I'm not sure, but

squadcaster-eg57_1_03-31-2026_201413

Yeah.

the-incoherent-podcast_1_03-31-2026_201413

yeah, not, not very many. Like Wayne Bennett didn't technically play NRL. He played Queensland Cup, but different eras though,

squadcaster-eg57_1_03-31-2026_201413

Yeah.

the-incoherent-podcast_1_03-31-2026_201413

yeah. All right. Next game that we've got is Titans and the Barcos at the Gold Coast.

squadcaster-eg57_1_03-31-2026_201413

Broncos.

the-incoherent-podcast_1_03-31-2026_201413

gonna go with the Broncos'cause the oh, the Broncos. The Titans are still finding their feet. They beat the dragons on the weekend, and I think that's more of a indication of how bad the dragons are going, rather than how well the Titans are going.

batman_1_03-31-2026_201413

Titan also come from behind to beat the dragons.

the-incoherent-podcast_1_03-31-2026_201413

Yeah, and I think you're right, Campbell is a good little laugh back to be fair. So,

batman_1_03-31-2026_201413

I mean,

the-incoherent-podcast_1_03-31-2026_201413

oh, I shouldn't have done that.

batman_1_03-31-2026_201413

you coached a premier? Shit?

the-incoherent-podcast_1_03-31-2026_201413

Yeah, all three is on the Broncos.

squadcaster-eg57_1_03-31-2026_201413

Yeah,

the-incoherent-podcast_1_03-31-2026_201413

sharks warriors at Ocean Protect Stadium. Zach's favorite stadium.

batman_1_03-31-2026_201413

park. Fuck yeah.

the-incoherent-podcast_1_03-31-2026_201413

Oh,

batman_1_03-31-2026_201413

prior to last week, I fucking quite confidently would've said the wars.

the-incoherent-podcast_1_03-31-2026_201413

I still want to pick the Warriors, but I've picked the Sharks. I, I haven't been that impressed with the Sharks. I just dunno what the

batman_1_03-31-2026_201413

are that far away though.

the-incoherent-podcast_1_03-31-2026_201413

No,

batman_1_03-31-2026_201413

There's,

the-incoherent-podcast_1_03-31-2026_201413

I haven't been impressed with the Sharks, but I dunno what the Warriors are gonna give me. If they gimme the first three weeks that they play, they beat the Sharks every day of the week, but after last week, I'm not sure. So it's pretty even in the selections.

squadcaster-eg57_1_03-31-2026_201413

On the was.

the-incoherent-podcast_1_03-31-2026_201413

You got the wires. I've got the sharks, but I still, I still think that the,

batman_1_03-31-2026_201413

or Sunday arvo down there.

squadcaster-eg57_1_03-31-2026_201413

sad, sad.

batman_1_03-31-2026_201413

Sunday at

the-incoherent-podcast_1_03-31-2026_201413

Sunday, Sunday they've got the Easter Monday game with the para and the tigers. They've been doing it for Yonks,

squadcaster-eg57_1_03-31-2026_201413

Yeah.

the-incoherent-podcast_1_03-31-2026_201413

so, but I'm on the Sharks. Hoover's on the Warriors. Fuck knows what Zach's doing.

batman_1_03-31-2026_201413

clocks. Dad's named in the centers.

squadcaster-eg57_1_03-31-2026_201413

Yeah.

the-incoherent-podcast_1_03-31-2026_201413

Yeah.

squadcaster-eg57_1_03-31-2026_201413

picks been named

the-incoherent-podcast_1_03-31-2026_201413

They moved to a peaky to fallback last week. And Cox stayed into the centers.

squadcaster-eg57_1_03-31-2026_201413

The only problem is, is they got pom pompey's being named in the centers too, and he's got, he had a hamstring problem there last week.

the-incoherent-podcast_1_03-31-2026_201413

Yeah.

batman_1_03-31-2026_201413

met car still at

squadcaster-eg57_1_03-31-2026_201413

Yeah.

batman_1_03-31-2026_201413

Jackson Floyd.

squadcaster-eg57_1_03-31-2026_201413

But they got Chanel. Chanel is named on the six man bench. So that's positive.

batman_1_03-31-2026_201413

But he gonna, is Chanel gonna get much time if you got Sam Healy there? Wade, they've, they've shown so far this year that

the-incoherent-podcast_1_03-31-2026_201413

I think Chanel plays Lock, not Hooker.

squadcaster-eg57_1_03-31-2026_201413

Nah, they won't put him in the lock. They won't take the, like they won't really,

batman_1_03-31-2026_201413

you're not

squadcaster-eg57_1_03-31-2026_201413

because you got,

batman_1_03-31-2026_201413

Clark off the play. Chanel at Locke?

squadcaster-eg57_1_03-31-2026_201413

well you got Aaron Clark and then when Aaron Clark's not there, you've got stoner there as well.

batman_1_03-31-2026_201413

Stoner Smith.

squadcaster-eg57_1_03-31-2026_201413

Stoner Smith. You are not like Stoner Smith picks

the-incoherent-podcast_1_03-31-2026_201413

His first name's Stone

squadcaster-eg57_1_03-31-2026_201413

Yeah.

batman_1_03-31-2026_201413

Stower Smith, that

squadcaster-eg57_1_03-31-2026_201413

Yeah,

the-incoherent-podcast_1_03-31-2026_201413

Owers.

squadcaster-eg57_1_03-31-2026_201413

yeah.

batman_1_03-31-2026_201413

That's name.

the-incoherent-podcast_1_03-31-2026_201413

oh.

batman_1_03-31-2026_201413

We're going with.

squadcaster-eg57_1_03-31-2026_201413

Smith, he, he pretty much, as soon as Aaron Clark leaves the field, he fits straight back into that position and does his exact same work that

the-incoherent-podcast_1_03-31-2026_201413

I am surprised. I was surprised they let, Aaron Clark leave the field to be on. He's playing really well. I like, I liked Aaron Clark at the Titans.

squadcaster-eg57_1_03-31-2026_201413

I like Darren Clark before he left the Warriors.

batman_1_03-31-2026_201413

I'm gonna go with the sharks. I think Barnett's a big out of that Ford rotation.

squadcaster-eg57_1_03-31-2026_201413

but what, what,

the-incoherent-podcast_1_03-31-2026_201413

it didn't hurt him the first couple of weeks. He wasn't there.

squadcaster-eg57_1_03-31-2026_201413

see the six agains

batman_1_03-31-2026_201413

Yeah,

squadcaster-eg57_1_03-31-2026_201413

is that, that's what I reckon, you were saying there earlier, the six again is starting to hurt all the older players and all that The Warriors have got young forwards,

the-incoherent-podcast_1_03-31-2026_201413

Yeah,

squadcaster-eg57_1_03-31-2026_201413

forwards are young. They're all 19, 20 year olds.

batman_1_03-31-2026_201413

all these young Fords didn't do any, any fucking good at Super Coach on the weekends that fuck the young Fords.

the-incoherent-podcast_1_03-31-2026_201413

no, I have to agree. yeah.

batman_1_03-31-2026_201413

full of confidence putting luck of the wrecker into my starting side. Knocked

squadcaster-eg57_1_03-31-2026_201413

Yeah, he done. Fuck all

batman_1_03-31-2026_201413

Done

the-incoherent-podcast_1_03-31-2026_201413

Nights, worry nights, Knights Raiders at McDonald Jones Stadium.

squadcaster-eg57_1_03-31-2026_201413

I went the fucking night.

the-incoherent-podcast_1_03-31-2026_201413

You at the Knights and yeah. Everyone's anticipating whether I'll pick my own team for the second time this year or not.

squadcaster-eg57_1_03-31-2026_201413

You won't.

the-incoherent-podcast_1_03-31-2026_201413

I have, I'll pick the Knights to beat the Raiders. I think, they were too impressive last week to be honest. They're back at home. And the Raiders, Sanders is doing really well. He is gonna be a really good halfback, but I just don't think it's quite clicking for the, the Raiders as well as what I thought as I'd hoped it would. But, I think the Knights will might get it up over'em this week and yeah. So I've, I'm gonna pick the Knights this week. The Raiders could beat'em, but yeah, Zach, you got Raiders. He says there's gonna be a blowout.

batman_1_03-31-2026_201413

It, it will be, but no, I'm on the ninth.

squadcaster-eg57_1_03-31-2026_201413

Oh.

the-incoherent-podcast_1_03-31-2026_201413

I'm gonna pinch that record and, and use it every week. Make it sound like Zach's saying he picks the Knights every week. eels Tigers on Monday. Tigers have been quite impressive and like Zach said, they've sort of played that ad-lib, Benji style of play, so, which I don't, it's a good way to play. It's unpredictable, but you've also need that person to come and direct the team around the field. And I dunno if they've quite got that. I know. Do. He's there.

squadcaster-eg57_1_03-31-2026_201413

Hmm.

the-incoherent-podcast_1_03-31-2026_201413

I know

batman_1_03-31-2026_201413

wrong with the way Adam Dewey has

the-incoherent-podcast_1_03-31-2026_201413

there is nothing wrong with the way Adam Dewey's playing.

batman_1_03-31-2026_201413

there. Adam

squadcaster-eg57_1_03-31-2026_201413

what he fucking done to the Warriors.

the-incoherent-podcast_1_03-31-2026_201413

I'm just saying, I'm just saying, just playing off the cuff all the time. I don't agree with it because I picked the Tigers to beat Parramatta.'cause Parramatter haven't been outstanding either. To be fair. You pick Parra,

squadcaster-eg57_1_03-31-2026_201413

Yeah.

batman_1_03-31-2026_201413

a weird fucker that supports the wars.

the-incoherent-podcast_1_03-31-2026_201413

tigers are on the rise. You, you pick Zach

batman_1_03-31-2026_201413

I'm on Tigers.

the-incoherent-podcast_1_03-31-2026_201413

Tigers.

squadcaster-eg57_1_03-31-2026_201413

Fuck man. I've gone different to all ears in a lot of them.

the-incoherent-podcast_1_03-31-2026_201413

Yeah, you have actually. Well, yeah. Well see how we go this week anyway. Either make or break one of us. So, yeah, and I'm gonna have to change one of my bets'cause Zach dickhead. oh, what else? What else you guys been up to over the weekend? We'll point out one glaring thing that happened on Sunday.

batman_1_03-31-2026_201413

Hoover didn't come play

the-incoherent-podcast_1_03-31-2026_201413

No he didn't. We sent him a friend request on Sunday to come and play a nice game of farming simulator. Must have seen it and turn, must have seen it and turned the PlayStation off.

squadcaster-eg57_1_03-31-2026_201413

I wasn't on the PlayStation on Sunday. No.

the-incoherent-podcast_1_03-31-2026_201413

was logged on as you, they seen the notification and then pissed off straight away.

squadcaster-eg57_1_03-31-2026_201413

Piper knows my password

the-incoherent-podcast_1_03-31-2026_201413

Yeah.

squadcaster-eg57_1_03-31-2026_201413

get into it.

batman_1_03-31-2026_201413

driving a tractor.

the-incoherent-podcast_1_03-31-2026_201413

You were playing farming simulator, whoever it was.

squadcaster-eg57_1_03-31-2026_201413

Oh, fucking dear. Well, it wouldn't matter at that fucking farm anyway. Mine's fucking,

the-incoherent-podcast_1_03-31-2026_201413

Oh, no, I've given, I've just about given up on farming simulator. I've had to start again. Again, I've had to start over again and I've given up on the from zero because I've got sick of doing$2,000 contracts and losing all my money. So, no, I'm, I'm, I've been on Crimson Desert, I've put 12 hours into that instead and been actually enjoying it.. I was a little bit put off with it when I first started playing it, but they've had a heap of updates coming out. I think it's been an update every day for the last week, that I've been playing it and whatever they've done to it, I don't even remember what the problem I had with it was'cause I've actually been really enjoying it. So it is a little bit, it's sort of like the Char Sky Room, a bit of Red Dead redemption vibes in there. So yeah, I'm actually really enjoying it and I'm having a lot of fun. So I feel like those sort of games, I'd probably give it a go.

squadcaster-eg57_1_03-31-2026_201413

at Red Dead redemption there earlier.

the-incoherent-podcast_1_03-31-2026_201413

two or one. Two. Yeah.

squadcaster-eg57_1_03-31-2026_201413

Yeah,

the-incoherent-podcast_1_03-31-2026_201413

you get golf before it disappeared?

squadcaster-eg57_1_03-31-2026_201413

no,

the-incoherent-podcast_1_03-31-2026_201413

You should go get golf before it disappears off the PlayStation Plus?

squadcaster-eg57_1_03-31-2026_201413

probably don't have the fucking room. Actually,

the-incoherent-podcast_1_03-31-2026_201413

No,

squadcaster-eg57_1_03-31-2026_201413

I.

the-incoherent-podcast_1_03-31-2026_201413

just add it to your library. You don't have to put it on your PlayStation. Just go add library. You've got it forever for free and you just download it when you want to.

squadcaster-eg57_1_03-31-2026_201413

Fuck, man. Why didn't you say that? Fucking ages ago,

the-incoherent-podcast_1_03-31-2026_201413

been saying that, we've been telling you that you just add it to your library and it goes into the library, and then you can download it whenever you feel like playing it. Otherwise, you've gotta buy that game. It's gone forever.

squadcaster-eg57_1_03-31-2026_201413

yeah.

the-incoherent-podcast_1_03-31-2026_201413

I, every time those plays, those three PlayStation plus ones come up every month, I add all of them to me. Library. I haven't played half of them. I just add'em there in case I feel like playing it. One day

squadcaster-eg57_1_03-31-2026_201413

fuck man. I'm going in there at a heap I've been looking at, well actually I downloaded,

the-incoherent-podcast_1_03-31-2026_201413

you'll, you'll dead set. Because it'll either be this week or next week that they'll get rid of it and put the new ones up there.

squadcaster-eg57_1_03-31-2026_201413

Yeah. Once we get off this, I'll go out

the-incoherent-podcast_1_03-31-2026_201413

Yeah.

squadcaster-eg57_1_03-31-2026_201413

I'll just go add it to mid

the-incoherent-podcast_1_03-31-2026_201413

Yeah. So, but I've been loving Crimson Desert. Either use, thinking about jumping on it or not.

squadcaster-eg57_1_03-31-2026_201413

I dunno. See, I won't be playing much PlayStation again soon.

the-incoherent-podcast_1_03-31-2026_201413

Yeah. Well, you are gonna start walking away.

batman_1_03-31-2026_201413

you're gonna bring it back up here to my house.

squadcaster-eg57_1_03-31-2026_201413

No. See, I might be going the opposite way. No, I might be going where you were today. That way.

the-incoherent-podcast_1_03-31-2026_201413

I was at home, thought he was not talking to me.

squadcaster-eg57_1_03-31-2026_201413

the golden guitar.

the-incoherent-podcast_1_03-31-2026_201413

It's Tamworth.

squadcaster-eg57_1_03-31-2026_201413

Yeah,

batman_1_03-31-2026_201413

What the fuck do you wanna come up here for?

squadcaster-eg57_1_03-31-2026_201413

that's, that's the way that they might be sending me, so

batman_1_03-31-2026_201413

For what? No quarries over there.

squadcaster-eg57_1_03-31-2026_201413

yeah, there is,

batman_1_03-31-2026_201413

Yeah. But

squadcaster-eg57_1_03-31-2026_201413

yeah, I just gotta wait and see what happens.

the-incoherent-podcast_1_03-31-2026_201413

Yeah. yeah. What have you been doing? Just farming, Zach, A bit of arc. What you been doing?

batman_1_03-31-2026_201413

the arc'cause you fucking bailed on me. play fucking farming anymore. Yeah, I'm broke. I gotta start again. That's about how it went. That's how the whole conversation was. So

the-incoherent-podcast_1_03-31-2026_201413

I did start again,

batman_1_03-31-2026_201413

I put my Donald Trump boots on and I went and built a wall.

the-incoherent-podcast_1_03-31-2026_201413

keep out the dinosaurs. He literally was sitting there talking. He goes, do you wanna come build a wall for me? I'm not downloading ARC right now to come over and build a wall for you. I don't think so.

batman_1_03-31-2026_201413

no, I did get back into a bit of arc over the weekend. Bit of fucking, yeah, a bit of farming and it was chilled out. Really

the-incoherent-podcast_1_03-31-2026_201413

Yeah,

batman_1_03-31-2026_201413

work sad.

the-incoherent-podcast_1_03-31-2026_201413

there hasn't been much other than Crimson Desert, which only I'm playing, there hasn't been that much excitement about about games lately or anything. So

batman_1_03-31-2026_201413

I,

the-incoherent-podcast_1_03-31-2026_201413

I did. I did play a bit of NHL. Hey.

batman_1_03-31-2026_201413

I keep watching videos on BMX, so I think it's not far away.

the-incoherent-podcast_1_03-31-2026_201413

Yeah, well, I jumped him the other day and NHL was fucking marked the under$30, and I'm like, yep, I'm getting that. So now I've got NHL 26. I played, I've played a little bit of it. I haven't played that much of it, but, it's been good.

batman_1_03-31-2026_201413

But we only ever get NHL so we could fight with each other and then we sort of get over it.

the-incoherent-podcast_1_03-31-2026_201413

Oh, I don't, I I play it. I, I do like playing it. It's just probably more an online thing while you're having a couple of drinks. I suppose so. Yeah.

batman_1_03-31-2026_201413

driving a tractor, have a Hoover never shows up.

the-incoherent-podcast_1_03-31-2026_201413

Yeah. Well, there's that too.

squadcaster-eg57_1_03-31-2026_201413

I can't find this on the map.

the-incoherent-podcast_1_03-31-2026_201413

Yeah. We need to, once you get golf on there, we can go play golf. TPC saw grass.

batman_1_03-31-2026_201413

Speaking of golf would probably, I mean, it's gonna get harder for you, Hoover, if you're gonna be, well actually it could be easier as though when the kids could just come up. we probably need to organize another game.

the-incoherent-podcast_1_03-31-2026_201413

Yeah.

squadcaster-eg57_1_03-31-2026_201413

Yeah.

batman_1_03-31-2026_201413

on nights this weekend?

the-incoherent-podcast_1_03-31-2026_201413

Yeah.

batman_1_03-31-2026_201413

Days, the

the-incoherent-podcast_1_03-31-2026_201413

Days the next weekend and then the weekend after. I've got my nephew's birthday party at Laguna.

batman_1_03-31-2026_201413

I didn't say you could go to my fucking, my little town.

squadcaster-eg57_1_03-31-2026_201413

Yeah.

the-incoherent-podcast_1_03-31-2026_201413

I don't need your permission to go to Laguna.

batman_1_03-31-2026_201413

You do.

squadcaster-eg57_1_03-31-2026_201413

Well, well when you, when you fucking turn left to head to Laguna, I'm

the-incoherent-podcast_1_03-31-2026_201413

it might not be Laguna. I might be La Conway.

squadcaster-eg57_1_03-31-2026_201413

well, I'm gonna throw rocks at you anyway.

batman_1_03-31-2026_201413

Laguna are fucking not next door.

the-incoherent-podcast_1_03-31-2026_201413

Which one's the one between long and

batman_1_03-31-2026_201413

C

the-incoherent-podcast_1_03-31-2026_201413

then

batman_1_03-31-2026_201413

one starts with L

squadcaster-eg57_1_03-31-2026_201413

LL. Long and

the-incoherent-podcast_1_03-31-2026_201413

Yeah, where you turn left there. The four ways.

batman_1_03-31-2026_201413

that that's going out to Country Bay.

the-incoherent-podcast_1_03-31-2026_201413

Yeah. I'm gonna, there you go. Can't even remember all.

batman_1_03-31-2026_201413

Fuck. Oh, actually, it's, that's Laguna.

squadcaster-eg57_1_03-31-2026_201413

Yeah, that's Laguna. Yeah. Yeah, just, just put Laguna in the map and yeah, just head to Laguna

the-incoherent-podcast_1_03-31-2026_201413

I know where I'm going. I don't need to put it on a map. I know where the house is and everything. So I think last time I tried to do this was when it flooded and no one could get in. So, yeah. yeah, he is got anything else? You just wanna talk?

batman_1_03-31-2026_201413

Anzac weekend.

the-incoherent-podcast_1_03-31-2026_201413

Maybe I'd have to check me roster.

batman_1_03-31-2026_201413

You're off because it's in weeks. I'm telling that you're off. If you work the next two, you're off.

the-incoherent-podcast_1_03-31-2026_201413

I,

batman_1_03-31-2026_201413

of the 25th

the-incoherent-podcast_1_03-31-2026_201413

I don't even know what half of me days are.

squadcaster-eg57_1_03-31-2026_201413

to Sunday,

the-incoherent-podcast_1_03-31-2026_201413

Yeah. So I'm off, I'm off for that entire long weekend.

batman_1_03-31-2026_201413

in that day, the Saturday.

squadcaster-eg57_1_03-31-2026_201413

Yeah,

the-incoherent-podcast_1_03-31-2026_201413

Yeah. Because they've moved, what is it, Mondays the public holiday now, or Tuesday or something.

batman_1_03-31-2026_201413

Monday.

squadcaster-eg57_1_03-31-2026_201413

did, did that, did that get approved or not, but.

the-incoherent-podcast_1_03-31-2026_201413

I'm pretty sure it has.

batman_1_03-31-2026_201413

always do it for Anzac Day. It's, yeah,

the-incoherent-podcast_1_03-31-2026_201413

Yeah.

batman_1_03-31-2026_201413

they'll, they'll approve it just'cause people can't afford to drive to work.

the-incoherent-podcast_1_03-31-2026_201413

Yeah, well there's that too. So

batman_1_03-31-2026_201413

and that's gonna be the drama.'cause I was gonna suggest fucking playing golf that weekend. But yeah, I mean, we're gonna save$20 at the Bowser so we, we are good. We can afford

squadcaster-eg57_1_03-31-2026_201413

Yeah.

the-incoherent-podcast_1_03-31-2026_201413

$20, that's 20 cents, isn't it?

batman_1_03-31-2026_201413

Nah, it's

squadcaster-eg57_1_03-31-2026_201413

No. 26 cents. They're gonna take 26 cents off.

the-incoherent-podcast_1_03-31-2026_201413

It's

squadcaster-eg57_1_03-31-2026_201413

But should, should save you$20 every time you fill up.

the-incoherent-podcast_1_03-31-2026_201413

the, the petrol baer I was at today, frigging was$3 28, so

batman_1_03-31-2026_201413

in a

the-incoherent-podcast_1_03-31-2026_201413

diesel, whatever. Same thing. The Baer, it was triggering 3 28.

squadcaster-eg57_1_03-31-2026_201413

know,

the-incoherent-podcast_1_03-31-2026_201413

So I still gonna be over$3 was,

squadcaster-eg57_1_03-31-2026_201413

E 10 will work better in your

the-incoherent-podcast_1_03-31-2026_201413

no, I'm not putting a 10 into my frigging d max. Thank you.

batman_1_03-31-2026_201413

gotta put

squadcaster-eg57_1_03-31-2026_201413

Yeah. Yeah. Or straight up the exhaust pipe. It makes it go quicker.

the-incoherent-podcast_1_03-31-2026_201413

Yeah, he'd like it straight up the exhaust by it, wouldn't he? He's the one that pulls out frigging spatulas and frigging all sorts of shit from behind his bed.

squadcaster-eg57_1_03-31-2026_201413

I don't know what I've got here today. Oh, actually I have a paint scraper.

the-incoherent-podcast_1_03-31-2026_201413

Like that must be kinky. Just get a swing like everyone else.

squadcaster-eg57_1_03-31-2026_201413

Yeah. Pain scrapper. Glen 20.

the-incoherent-podcast_1_03-31-2026_201413

Alright? We're not doing show and tell of what's in Hoover's bedroom

batman_1_03-31-2026_201413

in case.

squadcaster-eg57_1_03-31-2026_201413

Do doth Dorothy's fucking shoes and The Wizard of Oz, fucking Lacey. She loves it.

the-incoherent-podcast_1_03-31-2026_201413

head with a pain scraper.

squadcaster-eg57_1_03-31-2026_201413

Yeah, I know.

the-incoherent-podcast_1_03-31-2026_201413

So,

squadcaster-eg57_1_03-31-2026_201413

See

the-incoherent-podcast_1_03-31-2026_201413

uh, fair enough.

batman_1_03-31-2026_201413

yeah, it's probably, yeah, probably a bit fucking hard fuel wise.

the-incoherent-podcast_1_03-31-2026_201413

Uh, we'll see how we go. Uh, um,

squadcaster-eg57_1_03-31-2026_201413

We get, we get some of our bats up. Fucking we won't, we we'll be right then.

batman_1_03-31-2026_201413

Well, if Johnson stops fucking betting stupidly against a cowboy, he used to get beat by 13 plus.

the-incoherent-podcast_1_03-31-2026_201413

if you didn't steal my bet, I wouldn't have had to do it.

batman_1_03-31-2026_201413

steal your bet?

the-incoherent-podcast_1_03-31-2026_201413

yeah, I think we all suffered with bets this week.

squadcaster-eg57_1_03-31-2026_201413

I got one, right?

the-incoherent-podcast_1_03-31-2026_201413

I don't think I got one right.

batman_1_03-31-2026_201413

The

the-incoherent-podcast_1_03-31-2026_201413

I didn't. Yeah,

batman_1_03-31-2026_201413

and the.

squadcaster-eg57_1_03-31-2026_201413

Yeah,

the-incoherent-podcast_1_03-31-2026_201413

yeah,

batman_1_03-31-2026_201413

Both got beat by 13 plus.

the-incoherent-podcast_1_03-31-2026_201413

yeah,

squadcaster-eg57_1_03-31-2026_201413

yeah, yeah. You did say that.

the-incoherent-podcast_1_03-31-2026_201413

my bets this week are,

squadcaster-eg57_1_03-31-2026_201413

No,

batman_1_03-31-2026_201413

Hey, no, we wanna

squadcaster-eg57_1_03-31-2026_201413

bets.

the-incoherent-podcast_1_03-31-2026_201413

or you

squadcaster-eg57_1_03-31-2026_201413

bets are

the-incoherent-podcast_1_03-31-2026_201413

go first.

squadcaster-eg57_1_03-31-2026_201413

right? I am going or, yeah, I'll go. I'm gonna go a bit of union. I'm gonna go the Chiefs over the wars,

the-incoherent-podcast_1_03-31-2026_201413

Yeah.

squadcaster-eg57_1_03-31-2026_201413

and then I'm gonna go on a FL one. I'm gonna go the Gold Coast Suns.

the-incoherent-podcast_1_03-31-2026_201413

Oh yeah. Actually, did you actually,

squadcaster-eg57_1_03-31-2026_201413

Yeah. See I've got it written down.

the-incoherent-podcast_1_03-31-2026_201413

so you've got the sons and the chiefs.

squadcaster-eg57_1_03-31-2026_201413

Yeah.

the-incoherent-podcast_1_03-31-2026_201413

I suppose you've had that since yesterday too.

squadcaster-eg57_1_03-31-2026_201413

Yeah. it all written down. No, I'm not gonna go to Gold Coast Suns. I'm gotta go the Geelong Cats.

the-incoherent-podcast_1_03-31-2026_201413

oh. You going the cat over a Hawthorne

squadcaster-eg57_1_03-31-2026_201413

Yep.

the-incoherent-podcast_1_03-31-2026_201413

All.

batman_1_03-31-2026_201413

Well, south Sydney Rabbit, as I told you, is all it's my sure bet this week,

the-incoherent-podcast_1_03-31-2026_201413

Are these all not 13 plus? He's gonna 13 plus. What are we doing?

batman_1_03-31-2026_201413

but I'm not actually backing South Sydney or on Madrid, the wind and Rio socio dad to win.

squadcaster-eg57_1_03-31-2026_201413

Can you please spell that and use it in a sentence?

the-incoherent-podcast_1_03-31-2026_201413

Guess what?

batman_1_03-31-2026_201413

E-A-L-S-O-C-I-E-D-O-D.

the-incoherent-podcast_1_03-31-2026_201413

I can't do the topper until tomorrow afternoon anyway.

batman_1_03-31-2026_201413

Why not?

the-incoherent-podcast_1_03-31-2026_201413

'cause I don't have any money. you are putting those bets in this week.'cause fuck if I'm fucking around with frigging Spanish lir again, because last time I put the wrong thing in.

batman_1_03-31-2026_201413

fucking

the-incoherent-podcast_1_03-31-2026_201413

I'm not doing it. I'm not doing it so

squadcaster-eg57_1_03-31-2026_201413

So who you bet for Jonna this week?

the-incoherent-podcast_1_03-31-2026_201413

well, now that you have stopped fucking with me, I've got the rabbits and the suns. The rabbit has to beat the Bulldogs and the Gold Coast Suns to beat whoever they're playing. I don't even know anymore, so I did know. I should find out. But yeah, that's who I've got this week.

batman_1_03-31-2026_201413

Gold Coast Suns are, they're playing Melbourne. They're not gonna win.

the-incoherent-podcast_1_03-31-2026_201413

What?

batman_1_03-31-2026_201413

You are

squadcaster-eg57_1_03-31-2026_201413

I think they're favorites, but they're favorites, aren't they? The Gold Coast Suns?

batman_1_03-31-2026_201413

Yeah, but so are the swans.

the-incoherent-podcast_1_03-31-2026_201413

Anyway, we're playing the West Coast Eagles. Yeah, no,

batman_1_03-31-2026_201413

Gold

the-incoherent-podcast_1_03-31-2026_201413

the Suns.

squadcaster-eg57_1_03-31-2026_201413

Well, Geelong Cats aren't the favorites. I know that. Hawthorne

batman_1_03-31-2026_201413

is that

squadcaster-eg57_1_03-31-2026_201413

or No, it's a

the-incoherent-podcast_1_03-31-2026_201413

Yeah, they're playing the Melbourne.

squadcaster-eg57_1_03-31-2026_201413

Yeah. The Gold Coast cat.

batman_1_03-31-2026_201413

Geelong?

squadcaster-eg57_1_03-31-2026_201413

Yeah. Geelong.

batman_1_03-31-2026_201413

I took hor in my actual, my other bet.

the-incoherent-podcast_1_03-31-2026_201413

That's happened a few times.

squadcaster-eg57_1_03-31-2026_201413

No, that's all right. I'll, I'll go. I'll go. the fucking, are they, the Swans Sydney Swans. Yeah. I'll change, yeah, I'll change the Sydney Swans.

batman_1_03-31-2026_201413

And what was your other rugby union?

squadcaster-eg57_1_03-31-2026_201413

Yeah. The Chiefs over the wars.

batman_1_03-31-2026_201413

Well, didn't you back the chiefs once before and we were fucking raped.

squadcaster-eg57_1_03-31-2026_201413

The Chiefs are actually like a dollar oh one and I think the wars are like$17.

the-incoherent-podcast_1_03-31-2026_201413

Yeah.

batman_1_03-31-2026_201413

They're$11 versus a dollar for,

squadcaster-eg57_1_03-31-2026_201413

Yeah.

the-incoherent-podcast_1_03-31-2026_201413

So Hoover's got the Chiefs. Chiefs and Swans. I've got the rabbits and the sons. And then Zach's got his Liga role. Madrid and Social

squadcaster-eg57_1_03-31-2026_201413

the suns or the sun shines. Because, because in in,

batman_1_03-31-2026_201413

on.

squadcaster-eg57_1_03-31-2026_201413

because, because in the group chat you had the Gold Coast. Sun shines.

the-incoherent-podcast_1_03-31-2026_201413

Oh, I probably auto corrected. Don't worry about what I'm doing. Please don't put$25 on each fucking team.

batman_1_03-31-2026_201413

Don't even tell me what to do. You're not a member of dad.

the-incoherent-podcast_1_03-31-2026_201413

I don't wanna be your real dad.

squadcaster-eg57_1_03-31-2026_201413

Mm.

batman_1_03-31-2026_201413

so.

squadcaster-eg57_1_03-31-2026_201413

$250 on each one.

batman_1_03-31-2026_201413

No, it be nice though if it paid

squadcaster-eg57_1_03-31-2026_201413

Oh, fuck.

the-incoherent-podcast_1_03-31-2026_201413

I think we're quite in a position to be putting fucking$500 on a game yet. I wonder what it's like just to drop like a grand on there.

squadcaster-eg57_1_03-31-2026_201413

Yeah. those, like the ones where you see,

the-incoherent-podcast_1_03-31-2026_201413

I'm not doing it.

squadcaster-eg57_1_03-31-2026_201413

you see all those people. Oh yeah. They've put a thousand or 10,000 on the team

the-incoherent-podcast_1_03-31-2026_201413

50 grand. A hundred grand.

squadcaster-eg57_1_03-31-2026_201413

Yeah. Yeah. They're gonna win back fucking

the-incoherent-podcast_1_03-31-2026_201413

Yeah.

squadcaster-eg57_1_03-31-2026_201413

20. Yeah.

the-incoherent-podcast_1_03-31-2026_201413

Yeah. All right. You guys got anything else this week you just wanna talk about?

squadcaster-eg57_1_03-31-2026_201413

no, everyone have a safe and happy Easter.

the-incoherent-podcast_1_03-31-2026_201413

Yeah.

batman_1_03-31-2026_201413

What you up to

squadcaster-eg57_1_03-31-2026_201413

Oh, Charlie's just sent me a message. my shout out in the podcast this week?

the-incoherent-podcast_1_03-31-2026_201413

Zachs on you?

batman_1_03-31-2026_201413

Itchy

the-incoherent-podcast_1_03-31-2026_201413

actually, I've other people that work who want shout outs. So

squadcaster-eg57_1_03-31-2026_201413

Shouting

the-incoherent-podcast_1_03-31-2026_201413

GA bully,

squadcaster-eg57_1_03-31-2026_201413

turn. I'm turning volume down so you don't blow me ear drums.

the-incoherent-podcast_1_03-31-2026_201413

GA bully. Jt, one of the other boys has a fence in business out Mary Walway, he's probably bring that up, but he'd talk to him about that.

batman_1_03-31-2026_201413

You? Just the, you don't even promote my one anymore

the-incoherent-podcast_1_03-31-2026_201413

I forget.

batman_1_03-31-2026_201413

and I'm part of your podcast.

the-incoherent-podcast_1_03-31-2026_201413

I know you could do it yourself.

batman_1_03-31-2026_201413

No, because you took it over. You wanted this that give it to you.

the-incoherent-podcast_1_03-31-2026_201413

Katie from work. Has a fencing business, C-S-W fencing, and he lives outta Maryal I've gotta get the details so I can cover it correctly, but had over to his Facebook page and give it a follow and a share and help him out. Just trying to make his own little business just the same as Zach has. So yeah,

batman_1_03-31-2026_201413

Speaking of mine's fucking along. yeah,

the-incoherent-podcast_1_03-31-2026_201413

I asked from the podcast

batman_1_03-31-2026_201413

sent off today. Hey,

the-incoherent-podcast_1_03-31-2026_201413

'cause all the listeners to the podcast.

batman_1_03-31-2026_201413

nah, it was actually just having a chin rag with a bloke

the-incoherent-podcast_1_03-31-2026_201413

Yeah.

batman_1_03-31-2026_201413

and then that turned into having another yarn and a ya with a couple other fellas and

the-incoherent-podcast_1_03-31-2026_201413

What did you do to the act? Did you take a step letter?

batman_1_03-31-2026_201413

no, I fucking went out back there with me shear. Got some yarn out of him.

the-incoherent-podcast_1_03-31-2026_201413

Do you actually even have a yarn?

squadcaster-eg57_1_03-31-2026_201413

If you mend their fleece together,

the-incoherent-podcast_1_03-31-2026_201413

Yeah.

batman_1_03-31-2026_201413

Turn it into wool and, yeah.

the-incoherent-podcast_1_03-31-2026_201413

So he would've been watching heaps of lately Clarkson's farm. Freaking addicted to it.

batman_1_03-31-2026_201413

yeah, I bet you he can start from zero.

the-incoherent-podcast_1_03-31-2026_201413

I bet he can't.

batman_1_03-31-2026_201413

you.

the-incoherent-podcast_1_03-31-2026_201413

If you watch it,

batman_1_03-31-2026_201413

Not

the-incoherent-podcast_1_03-31-2026_201413

have you watched it ever?

squadcaster-eg57_1_03-31-2026_201413

Yeah, I've

the-incoherent-podcast_1_03-31-2026_201413

Clarkson's farm? He's not starting from zero. Oh, I'm only up to the, I'm up to the third season. I only just started at one after the restaurant. Well,

batman_1_03-31-2026_201413

But you can drive a S truck, Uber.

squadcaster-eg57_1_03-31-2026_201413

I can.

the-incoherent-podcast_1_03-31-2026_201413

I can drive a P track,

batman_1_03-31-2026_201413

No, you can't, Johnson.

the-incoherent-podcast_1_03-31-2026_201413

whatever. It's one of those skills, I have, I dunno, the PlayStation.

batman_1_03-31-2026_201413

water.

the-incoherent-podcast_1_03-31-2026_201413

I can boil the water. Trust me. Like my wife actually asked me for advice on cooking before.

squadcaster-eg57_1_03-31-2026_201413

Two minute noodles again.

the-incoherent-podcast_1_03-31-2026_201413

No, she was making,

batman_1_03-31-2026_201413

I read There was a fucking explosion in Muscle Brook.

the-incoherent-podcast_1_03-31-2026_201413

no, it's got nothing to do with that. yeah,

batman_1_03-31-2026_201413

I'm talking about you cook and not her.

the-incoherent-podcast_1_03-31-2026_201413

I'm good at cooking.

squadcaster-eg57_1_03-31-2026_201413

I go? Should I go to Maccas? Hungry Jacks KFC.

batman_1_03-31-2026_201413

Use less diesel.

the-incoherent-podcast_1_03-31-2026_201413

Okay. See k say slower enough time. They don't have chicken, so

squadcaster-eg57_1_03-31-2026_201413

fucking they don't have anything there.

the-incoherent-podcast_1_03-31-2026_201413

the muscle brewer, it's pretty bad. So yeah, one of the girls that was in the drive through there seen, she was near in tears one day'cause they had to cut, keep telling, they had to keep telling me that Fri, they didn't have this, didn't have that, and swap things. And she was in tears. And then I seen her working at Kohl's the other day, so she was busting her ass that day. So, yeah, it's good to see. Hey.

batman_1_03-31-2026_201413

Did you give her a tip?

the-incoherent-podcast_1_03-31-2026_201413

Oh, any cash on me? Anyway. You just got anything else this week?

squadcaster-eg57_1_03-31-2026_201413

No, not really. I'll be out, I'll be out of, service most of the weekend too. So if you just need me text, I can get text messages,

the-incoherent-podcast_1_03-31-2026_201413

That's what I'd, that's what I'd tell everyone too if I wanted to play PlayStation in quiet.

batman_1_03-31-2026_201413

why don't you get a star link?

squadcaster-eg57_1_03-31-2026_201413

Just then we've gotta run the generator.

batman_1_03-31-2026_201413

Nah. 12 volt winds on me. Ute running off me battery all the time.

squadcaster-eg57_1_03-31-2026_201413

Well, I'm, I I've, I've looked into the mini one, the roaming one.

batman_1_03-31-2026_201413

my Ute now.

squadcaster-eg57_1_03-31-2026_201413

For, for me, at it.

the-incoherent-podcast_1_03-31-2026_201413

Yeah. let's buy from us. Talk to you next week.

batman_1_03-31-2026_201413

me what to do. Me and Hoover are having a fucking

squadcaster-eg57_1_03-31-2026_201413

Yeah.

the-incoherent-podcast_1_03-31-2026_201413

Yeah,

batman_1_03-31-2026_201413

up.

squadcaster-eg57_1_03-31-2026_201413

Yeah., It's like you fucking, you've gotta go cut all this out or something.

the-incoherent-podcast_1_03-31-2026_201413

some of it, not all of it, but you just watch your

squadcaster-eg57_1_03-31-2026_201413

Yeah.

the-incoherent-podcast_1_03-31-2026_201413

No, not,

squadcaster-eg57_1_03-31-2026_201413

You

the-incoherent-podcast_1_03-31-2026_201413

no.

batman_1_03-31-2026_201413

you.

the-incoherent-podcast_1_03-31-2026_201413

You know? Yeah. Your is a bad one. Yeah.

squadcaster-eg57_1_03-31-2026_201413

Yeah.

the-incoherent-podcast_1_03-31-2026_201413

Yeah. And then your stutter. I wonder if he was paying attention to how much he stutters now You are the most noticeable one, and every time you start a sentence, you start with Today. Today you said the same word twice. Start of every sentence.

batman_1_03-31-2026_201413

It's, I reckon it's his editing skills.

the-incoherent-podcast_1_03-31-2026_201413

No,

squadcaster-eg57_1_03-31-2026_201413

I reckon too,

the-incoherent-podcast_1_03-31-2026_201413

no,

squadcaster-eg57_1_03-31-2026_201413

I reckon he, I reckon he is stitching us up to make himself sound better.

the-incoherent-podcast_1_03-31-2026_201413

no,

squadcaster-eg57_1_03-31-2026_201413

That's a gray hair. Yeah, that's right. The gray hair is fucking him up.

the-incoherent-podcast_1_03-31-2026_201413

no. Spend too much time on the ai. I talk to you,

squadcaster-eg57_1_03-31-2026_201413

That is, that, is it for episode 20?

the-incoherent-podcast_1_03-31-2026_201413

Hey, see you around like a ringworm.

Thank you for joining Zach Hoover and I on the Inca Here podcast. If you'd like to follow us on Spotify or wherever you get your podcast from, also head over to our Facebook page and follow us there. We're also on Instagram, the Inca Here podcast. Thank you. Bye.