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Episode 26: drama's in coaching and betting.
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Episode 26: Dramas in Coaching and Betting
Welcome back to the booth! This week, we’re diving into the chaos of the coaching carousel and the high-stakes world of international sport. We’ve got a massive show lined up, covering everything from the NRL sidelines to the pitch in England and the digital frontiers of gaming.
Inside This Episode:
* The Sea Eagles Shake-up: Anthony Seibold has been sacked after a winless start to the 2026 season. We break down what went wrong at Brookvale and discuss if interim coach Kieran Foran can steady the ship or if the season is already a write-off.
* IPL’s Next Generation: The 19th season of the IPL is heating up. We look at the teenage prodigies making waves, including the 14-year-old sensation Vaibhav Suryavanshi and the big-hitting Kartik Sharma. Are we looking at the future of the sport?
* The Wrexham Fairy Tale Continues: Ryan Reynolds and Rob McElhenney’s gamble keeps paying off. We check in on Wrexham’s current standing in the EFL Championship and their push toward the top tier of English football.
* Crimson Desert First Impressions: Jason has spent 12 hours wandering through Pywel. He gives his raw thoughts on the ambitious open-world title—does it live up to the visual hype, or are the controls as "awkward" as some critics claim?
* Round 5 NRL Tips & Weekly Bets: It’s time for the money talk. We preview the Round 5 matchups, including the heavyweight clash between the undefeated Panthers and the Storm. Plus, we lay out our weekly multis and the usual locker-room banter.
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Cowboys. Warriors Nights, the season's on the line arguing all the odds and predictions. It's a sign. Smashing buttons online. Got the console glowing, bright, just three mates talking, trashing, arguing all night. It's all just bantering noise. Incoherent and disconnected now. Lost in the mayhem. Trying to make sense of it somehow. Sports and games and shouting. Yeah, that's what we are about. The Incoherent podcast. Let's hear you shout it out
the-incoherent-podcast_1_03-31-2026_201413welcome back to the in here podcast F episode 26. Nah, I'm not letting Zach do it. You won't do it anyway. You'll just sit there then talk over the top of me. I wanna try to hurry it up. So yeah, it's a pretty good weekend for footy though.
squadcaster-eg57_1_03-31-2026_201413I didn't really get to see much of the footy. I, I watched a bit of the Thursday nights game,
the-incoherent-podcast_1_03-31-2026_201413Yeah,
squadcaster-eg57_1_03-31-2026_201413but, a couple of the Sundays. But yeah, I didn't really get to see much of the rest of them.
the-incoherent-podcast_1_03-31-2026_201413I watched Thursdays, actually, I didn't watch Thursdays. Thursdays the one I didn't watch.'cause I was on night shift and I was stuck with no reception. That's why I was messaging, just asking what the score was.'cause I couldn't get Facebook or to load, but I could send messages. It was freaking weird.
squadcaster-eg57_1_03-31-2026_201413I wrote back to.
the-incoherent-podcast_1_03-31-2026_201413Yeah, the next morning, yeah, I already knew what the score was, but that I just pulled in the driveway and got in the thing and I got a text from you going, oh, oh, the rooster's won. I'm like, yeah, no, I know that now. But I was sitting down on a loaded floor for six hours, so yeah,
squadcaster-eg57_1_03-31-2026_201413Doing fuck
the-incoherent-podcast_1_03-31-2026_201413it was raining. It was raining. So, then I didn't even end up on that run anyway, I ended up going, running around a scraper for a bit and then driving a truck later. Well the big news from this week would probably be Sea Bowl has been sacked and Kieran for, has been promoted to coach even though he finished playing six months ago. But it.
batman_1_03-31-2026_201413even think it's that big of news. I think Kama Kha having a stroke
squadcaster-eg57_1_03-31-2026_201413At 31.
batman_1_03-31-2026_201413a game of football at age 30, one's probably a little bit bigger.
the-incoherent-podcast_1_03-31-2026_201413That is bigger. But I dunno enough about that. All I know is that he's doing well now and he woke up and said that he's disappointed he can't play this weekend.
squadcaster-eg57_1_03-31-2026_201413Yeah.
batman_1_03-31-2026_201413my fucking thing with the whole thing to do that is these wankers on social media putting up posts that he'd passed away when he is
the-incoherent-podcast_1_03-31-2026_201413not really.
batman_1_03-31-2026_201413much alive.
the-incoherent-podcast_1_03-31-2026_201413Yeah, it happens with the NFL stuff all the time. They put up posts that Fri such and such player died in a car accident or a shooting and it's just not true. I don't actually know why people do that at all. Hopefully it gets better soon. Anyway, they worked it out today from what I could tell, but I didn't wanna mention it'cause I didn't know much about it. So all I know is that he's doing better., What are your thoughts on the Sea bowl thing? Warranted too early.
squadcaster-eg57_1_03-31-2026_201413It should. It should have been done at the start of the season.
the-incoherent-podcast_1_03-31-2026_201413I dunno why they wait three rounds into a game and then do it. And honestly, that young halfback that they said it was all over, or that young kid that they said because he didn't select him, why he is been sacked. He hasn't been selected this week either. He's in the exact same spot that he was last week. Bit shit. And then me and Leah are also trying to get the general manager from Melbourne to come and take over and help with a rebuild. I think they might be in a lot of dramas.'cause when things go bad at meanly and they're starting to have that infighting and all that stuff, it's always horrible. Like it just. Implodes on itself., And this is the reason why I put'em as a spoon this year. It's not'cause they don't have a talented team. It's just, you could see it coming. You could just,
batman_1_03-31-2026_201413play football this year?
the-incoherent-podcast_1_03-31-2026_201413yeah. I have, I have. So, and the, I went and had a look, even with those buy points that still piss me off the, dragons would still be below Henley, but I think the dragons are building a bit better than what the seas are at the moment. So
batman_1_03-31-2026_201413I think the best thing that the Dragons could do is drop g.
the-incoherent-podcast_1_03-31-2026_201413yeah, he did have, a few
batman_1_03-31-2026_201413does,
the-incoherent-podcast_1_03-31-2026_201413mistakes.
batman_1_03-31-2026_201413good little things, I,
the-incoherent-podcast_1_03-31-2026_201413It.
batman_1_03-31-2026_201413I think these, all these six everything, it's gonna catch a lot of these older players out. They, yeah, they're fit,
the-incoherent-podcast_1_03-31-2026_201413Yeah.
batman_1_03-31-2026_201413they can't keep up with back to back to
the-incoherent-podcast_1_03-31-2026_201413No,
batman_1_03-31-2026_201413defensive sets.
the-incoherent-podcast_1_03-31-2026_201413no.
batman_1_03-31-2026_201413You got blokes like Damien Cook, who's good defensive middle, and Clint Gson, who has been known to have defensive lapses in the past, even when he was younger and fitter I think we could see these new six again, changes. Probably force a lot of these older players' hands this year, possibly into earlier retirement than what they were hoping.
the-incoherent-podcast_1_03-31-2026_201413Yeah. And one thing I did notice on the weekend, I don't know if it was just me that sort of picked up, but they've moved that six again thing is it back to the, your 20 meters. So there's what, 70 meters?
batman_1_03-31-2026_201413completely up to the ref's discretion.
squadcaster-eg57_1_03-31-2026_201413Yeah.
the-incoherent-podcast_1_03-31-2026_201413Because
squadcaster-eg57_1_03-31-2026_201413Really.
the-incoherent-podcast_1_03-31-2026_201413it was, there was some'cause six agains, an offside, they throw their arm for if you're offside, but they'll throw, they'll blow on penalties on the opposition's 40 meter line. They kick for touch and get a 40 meter. I just don't understand what the, I thought it was all the way back to the 20 and then it was six again through there for some, and it was only what illegal play that they'll pull up and blow the whistle. I don't know if they're picking and choosing when they use it, but it's not really fair.'cause you can, if you're in the other opposition's half and they blow that penalty, you can shoot at goal. I just don't, for the exact same infringement. I don't, I dunno if you've noticed that I, I'm probably dreaming, but I'm pretty sure that was happen.
squadcaster-eg57_1_03-31-2026_201413All I've noticed is they just fucking, there's a lot more six against.
the-incoherent-podcast_1_03-31-2026_201413Yeah, well they've opened up an extra 40 meters of the field, virtually all 30 meters, 40. They've opened up 40 meters of the field to do it, so well, I think it's 20, wasn't it on your own 40 meters. They started it, I can't remember.
squadcaster-eg57_1_03-31-2026_201413Yeah,
the-incoherent-podcast_1_03-31-2026_201413they, they
squadcaster-eg57_1_03-31-2026_201413like
the-incoherent-podcast_1_03-31-2026_201413brought it back another 20 meters. But it's just that, I think the prop biggest problem is that the six agains, they get given'em, they've got given'em, but you don't really know what it's for. It just comes up rock infringement. Well, what do you do in the rock? And you don't actually see anything that's happened. And I think that's where the problem comes around because people don't know what the actual ruling is and they're sitting there trying to watch the game and you get confused and you can just give it willy-nilly where you want to. Well there's been a few where there's been people laying in the ruck or not getting off the ruck very quick and they're being very slow to play the balls and they haven't given'em. And then there's other ones they do give them before they even have a chance to get off'em. I think it's a little bit clouded to be fair. there's been a lot of, over the weekend where players have tackled players in situations and it had all come down to fatigue and stuff like that and not really thinking when they've caught the ball in the 20 meter line and run'em back to the 20 to take the tap and they tackle'em'cause they're there,, it'd be just come down to fatigue. But Cory Borough's one the other day where he tapped the ball to get a quick tap and he just dropped him from three meters in front of him. That was the dumbest shit.
squadcaster-eg57_1_03-31-2026_201413he, oh, he was like, not even half a meter offside. I don't reckon Cory sbo when he done that, he was standing next to the
the-incoherent-podcast_1_03-31-2026_201413He was standing next to the ref, but the ref wasn't back 10 meters. Then that's where, that's where I'm sitting there thinking, I'm like, well, he sit, he's standing next to the referee, so he probably did think he was on side. I dunno.
squadcaster-eg57_1_03-31-2026_201413right. So if the ref, if the ref's in front, like the, like it was a tap, a 20 meter tap,
the-incoherent-podcast_1_03-31-2026_201413Yeah.
squadcaster-eg57_1_03-31-2026_201413ref has gotta be the 10 meters back. If he's standing next to the ref, fucking, how can the ref turn around and go, oh, you're offside, but
the-incoherent-podcast_1_03-31-2026_201413Yeah. But that, that's where your touches would come into it because you touch his, keep you, they keep you 10 meters as well, so the referee doesn't have to be back on the 10 meters all the time. So
squadcaster-eg57_1_03-31-2026_201413fucking leveled him butt.
the-incoherent-podcast_1_03-31-2026_201413he did, he did horse for does have like you're sitting there arguing about it. They took a quick tap and he just dropped him. Like,
squadcaster-eg57_1_03-31-2026_201413Yeah.
the-incoherent-podcast_1_03-31-2026_201413I dunno how he felt he was 10 meters off. Like he just dropped him when he tapped it. Like just stand next to him. It was the dumbest thing ever. So there's been a few more bins so far this season as well, I reckon for
squadcaster-eg57_1_03-31-2026_201413Yeah.
the-incoherent-podcast_1_03-31-2026_201413not high stuff.
squadcaster-eg57_1_03-31-2026_201413well, yeah. Even got the bins for the professional fowls for the kick. the touch and goal.
the-incoherent-podcast_1_03-31-2026_201413Yeah,
squadcaster-eg57_1_03-31-2026_201413The night, I'm pretty sure the Knights had one the Warriors had one as well.
batman_1_03-31-2026_201413also got, he's 10 in the bin, the ninth game for tackling that quick
the-incoherent-podcast_1_03-31-2026_201413yeah, yeah. He,
squadcaster-eg57_1_03-31-2026_201413Yeah.
the-incoherent-podcast_1_03-31-2026_201413he caught it in the 20 and he just tackled him and he was confused as to what happened. So
squadcaster-eg57_1_03-31-2026_201413Yeah.
the-incoherent-podcast_1_03-31-2026_201413It is what it is, I suppose.
batman_1_03-31-2026_201413Nights players, always confused.
the-incoherent-podcast_1_03-31-2026_201413I missed it. I, I got up off the PlayStation, went out and laid on the lounge, turned the footy on, put it on, I warm it up and everything, and then I got a phone call and answered it, and then looked up. It was half time I fell asleep before it even kicked off. So I watched the second half of that game, but I was, I was pretty proud of the night. So that second half, they put in a fair sort of an effort and, I am gonna get so sick of fucking taking your nowhere outta this, Roland's broken nose. That was, that was a little bit fucking kept playing.
squadcaster-eg57_1_03-31-2026_201413He, well, he is not, he is named this
the-incoherent-podcast_1_03-31-2026_201413Yeah, he is playing again this week. Yeah, there's no way it's fixed. He's probably just worried about getting surgery the end of season, so
squadcaster-eg57_1_03-31-2026_201413no. Just, just put fucking tape over. Look at fucking Blake Ferguson. He was a smeared
the-incoherent-podcast_1_03-31-2026_201413I am pretty sure
squadcaster-eg57_1_03-31-2026_201413that's
the-incoherent-podcast_1_03-31-2026_201413Blake Ferguson's was just about in his ear.
squadcaster-eg57_1_03-31-2026_201413like that. That's probably the worst broken nose I've seen,
batman_1_03-31-2026_201413your own earwax?
the-incoherent-podcast_1_03-31-2026_201413You're a weirdo. If you have, what's
squadcaster-eg57_1_03-31-2026_201413but yeah.
the-incoherent-podcast_1_03-31-2026_201413Shrek Candles? Bring Shrek down here. We start calling him Shrek. on a, on a good note. Called the Ladder Looks good. Knights in the top Four Warriors sitting in Second West, tigers, Broncos, and Cowboys. 10th and 11th. Looks great. Love it.
batman_1_03-31-2026_201413You'll start getting a nosebleed like Colan soon being that high.
the-incoherent-podcast_1_03-31-2026_201413Nah, we're good. They played well. I, I didn't think they beat the Bulldogs and to be honest, in that second half that I did watch
batman_1_03-31-2026_201413Well, you didn't even watch the game. You
the-incoherent-podcast_1_03-31-2026_201413in that second half that I did watch the Bulldogs was throwing everything at'em, like, I think it was a little bit of a confusion with frigging critter and Burton swapping positions from time to time too. So yeah,
squadcaster-eg57_1_03-31-2026_201413you know what's even funnier? I, I tipped the dogs in that game. You tip the dogs in that game, Zach, didn't you?
the-incoherent-podcast_1_03-31-2026_201413we, all, three of us did.
squadcaster-eg57_1_03-31-2026_201413You go, you, you go for the, did you, tip against
the-incoherent-podcast_1_03-31-2026_201413Well, I didn't think they'd beat him. Did you see the weight before the ninths played? So, and then we lost Trey Mooney. I just, I didn't see him having that, and it's probably a good sign from having a good coach. So I've just fell back on old ways. So
batman_1_03-31-2026_201413know who else I tipped? Hoover,
the-incoherent-podcast_1_03-31-2026_201413the storm,
batman_1_03-31-2026_201413Warriors.
the-incoherent-podcast_1_03-31-2026_201413I bet he, yeah, all three of us picked the I
squadcaster-eg57_1_03-31-2026_201413Oh
the-incoherent-podcast_1_03-31-2026_201413ears too.
squadcaster-eg57_1_03-31-2026_201413yeah. Fuck.
the-incoherent-podcast_1_03-31-2026_201413Talk about a letdown.
squadcaster-eg57_1_03-31-2026_201413the, that's the thing with the warriors, but they fucking switch off. I reckon. They go in going, oh yeah. Righto. They're just the lower side. Yep.
the-incoherent-podcast_1_03-31-2026_201413I thought
squadcaster-eg57_1_03-31-2026_201413Fucking the titans do it to'em. Every fucking game. Every game they play the titans, they get beat.
the-incoherent-podcast_1_03-31-2026_201413didn't play the titans, but
squadcaster-eg57_1_03-31-2026_201413Yeah, I know, but Tigers and
the-incoherent-podcast_1_03-31-2026_201413they played the tigers without, without lui. No one in their right senses picking the West Tigers to win that game in New Zealand with Metcalf coming back.
squadcaster-eg57_1_03-31-2026_201413yeah,
the-incoherent-podcast_1_03-31-2026_201413it's a bit of a loss.
squadcaster-eg57_1_03-31-2026_201413I, I reckon he would've threw the, threw the spanner in the works there.
the-incoherent-podcast_1_03-31-2026_201413Loss. You reckon? I thought Metcalf had a good game.
squadcaster-eg57_1_03-31-2026_201413I saw what that fucking NFL pass threw.
the-incoherent-podcast_1_03-31-2026_201413I don't remember that one.
squadcaster-eg57_1_03-31-2026_201413That went three meters forward. It slipped out of his hands.
the-incoherent-podcast_1_03-31-2026_201413his first game back from an ACL. Like
squadcaster-eg57_1_03-31-2026_201413Yeah,
the-incoherent-podcast_1_03-31-2026_201413out for a while. It'll take him a bit.
squadcaster-eg57_1_03-31-2026_201413back with
the-incoherent-podcast_1_03-31-2026_201413Yeah. Yeah. You're probably right. They're going well, don't, don't change anything. See how he goes. So I could probably agree with that. yeah. Is there anything else on the footy, who do you reckon, who do you reckon Manley's gonna get in as coach? No, like full-time coach. He's the interim coach.
squadcaster-eg57_1_03-31-2026_201413Brown, Brad Arthur.
batman_1_03-31-2026_201413Thinking Brad, after the other day when it got announced, but
the-incoherent-podcast_1_03-31-2026_201413I am thinking Brad Arthur as well.'cause he is got a fair connection. He was the defensive coach at Manley for a while and going between Parramatter and Manley.
squadcaster-eg57_1_03-31-2026_201413he's, he's doing pretty good over in the Super League.
the-incoherent-podcast_1_03-31-2026_201413Yeah, he is doing well over there, but he wants to come back and do NRL. So
squadcaster-eg57_1_03-31-2026_201413Yeah.
the-incoherent-podcast_1_03-31-2026_201413Peters has been announced as the chief's first coach. So that job's gone. I dunno if he takes the Manly job holds out. See what happens with the Cowboys. I don't know. They're the only, I don't think they're getting rid of Peyton. Not they beat the storm. They probably had no right.
squadcaster-eg57_1_03-31-2026_201413p Peyton's staying there for
the-incoherent-podcast_1_03-31-2026_201413Yeah. Yep. but I think there's something wrong with the storm there.
squadcaster-eg57_1_03-31-2026_201413their players keep leaving or wanna leave.
the-incoherent-podcast_1_03-31-2026_201413that's just the,
batman_1_03-31-2026_201413I, I told you
squadcaster-eg57_1_03-31-2026_201413I.
batman_1_03-31-2026_201413when we announced our ladders that I wanted to drop the storm. I,
the-incoherent-podcast_1_03-31-2026_201413yeah.
batman_1_03-31-2026_201413I needed to be borderline gonna drop outta the eight if you, I think they're good enough to, win enough games, but
the-incoherent-podcast_1_03-31-2026_201413That first game, they were near perfect. So, I don't know. The only team that actually looks like a Premiership team is the Panthers at the moment. They're the only ones that have consistently put on great performances. So
batman_1_03-31-2026_201413I haven't played the Cowboys yet.
the-incoherent-podcast_1_03-31-2026_201413probably Lucky
squadcaster-eg57_1_03-31-2026_201413This weekend will be in, the game this weekend will be interesting
the-incoherent-podcast_1_03-31-2026_201413Storm Panthers. Yeah,
squadcaster-eg57_1_03-31-2026_201413Yeah.
the-incoherent-podcast_1_03-31-2026_201413I still think it'll be a close game. I don't think it's gonna be a blowout. They always seem to compete.
batman_1_03-31-2026_201413blowout this week,
the-incoherent-podcast_1_03-31-2026_201413Which one?
batman_1_03-31-2026_201413Raiders nights
the-incoherent-podcast_1_03-31-2026_201413What is that gonna be a blowout?
batman_1_03-31-2026_201413because the Knights are playing in their fucking mining jersey.
the-incoherent-podcast_1_03-31-2026_201413Don't remind me. No, it's not that we lose in those jerseys, it's'cause we always end up with a fucking season engine injury every time someone, every time they play in it. We've actually got a good record with the mine jersey winning rate.
squadcaster-eg57_1_03-31-2026_201413it really wouldn't matter who fucking gets injured in n their season now, because all your fucking good players are already injured.
the-incoherent-podcast_1_03-31-2026_201413Well, really, if you think about it, it's just a jersey and it probably doesn't mean fuck all anyway. But
squadcaster-eg57_1_03-31-2026_201413Right. I'll, I'll, I'll ask you the question. Would you play Fletcher Hunt this week?
the-incoherent-podcast_1_03-31-2026_201413yeah.
squadcaster-eg57_1_03-31-2026_201413No. I know he's been named, but would you risk him?
the-incoherent-podcast_1_03-31-2026_201413Is he injured?
batman_1_03-31-2026_201413Sharp.
the-incoherent-podcast_1_03-31-2026_201413Sharp?
squadcaster-eg57_1_03-31-2026_201413Oh, sharp. Sharp. Sorry. Sharp.
the-incoherent-podcast_1_03-31-2026_201413Well, I was,
squadcaster-eg57_1_03-31-2026_201413He's named in the
the-incoherent-podcast_1_03-31-2026_201413yeah. I was watching the thing before and he said he was fine, so
squadcaster-eg57_1_03-31-2026_201413Yeah, but he said he was fucking fine last week and he, he fucking hurt himself
the-incoherent-podcast_1_03-31-2026_201413just,
squadcaster-eg57_1_03-31-2026_201413like
batman_1_03-31-2026_201413he had a,
the-incoherent-podcast_1_03-31-2026_201413yeah.
batman_1_03-31-2026_201413that's what
the-incoherent-podcast_1_03-31-2026_201413I don't think it was as bad as what it looked like. It didn't go off the field as soon as it happened.
batman_1_03-31-2026_201413he
squadcaster-eg57_1_03-31-2026_201413I, I.
batman_1_03-31-2026_201413against.
the-incoherent-podcast_1_03-31-2026_201413No.
squadcaster-eg57_1_03-31-2026_201413would rest him. I would fucking rest him for a week. Give him a fucking week off
the-incoherent-podcast_1_03-31-2026_201413The thing is that we're ver we're night step, not flash, and we're already missing brown and ponga, so they're probably gonna push it a little bit until those players are back and then maybe rest him later. But if he's capable to play.
squadcaster-eg57_1_03-31-2026_201413now. I'd rather rest him now. Give him a week off. Let him fully recover
the-incoherent-podcast_1_03-31-2026_201413Yeah.
squadcaster-eg57_1_03-31-2026_201413because fucking if you let him play than you've lost Sharp. you sharp.
the-incoherent-podcast_1_03-31-2026_201413Yeah,
squadcaster-eg57_1_03-31-2026_201413Brown and fucking ca poer
the-incoherent-podcast_1_03-31-2026_201413yeah. It's kind of a shit situation to be in. Like Tra Uni comes back this week. yeah. See what happens. Do you guys get anything else from the footy this week?
squadcaster-eg57_1_03-31-2026_201413a lot of injuries
the-incoherent-podcast_1_03-31-2026_201413Yeah.
squadcaster-eg57_1_03-31-2026_201413in the games.
the-incoherent-podcast_1_03-31-2026_201413Yeah, a couple of acls that's gonna happen with fatigue whilst ever they're pushing fatigue the way that they are, they're gonna get injuries.'cause you're tired, you're not looking after yourself as well as you should be. So,
squadcaster-eg57_1_03-31-2026_201413Mitch Barnett breaking his thumb at training.
the-incoherent-podcast_1_03-31-2026_201413yeah, I,
squadcaster-eg57_1_03-31-2026_201413Fucking,
the-incoherent-podcast_1_03-31-2026_201413I broke my thumb before. It's painful.
batman_1_03-31-2026_201413You tried to chop it off. You didn't break it.
the-incoherent-podcast_1_03-31-2026_201413It broke. It broke. So, any other sport stuff you just wanna talk about? I know the Socceroos play No they don't. The team that they could be playing in the first World Cup game play tonight. in there.
squadcaster-eg57_1_03-31-2026_201413They would've kicked off by now.
the-incoherent-podcast_1_03-31-2026_201413Yeah. Yeah. I'm not watching it. He's Zach's watching it. So
squadcaster-eg57_1_03-31-2026_201413I've been watching a bit of the AFL over the
the-incoherent-podcast_1_03-31-2026_201413I was watching a little bit of AFL over the weekend actually. I had me split screen going before the footy started and stuff. So. It hasn't been too bad.
squadcaster-eg57_1_03-31-2026_201413I still don't get the full game, but fuck they do a lot of running.
the-incoherent-podcast_1_03-31-2026_201413Yeah, just kick the ball through the goals. I don't think there is much rules between that. So there is, but it, yeah, I don't know. It just, A good game of AFL is a good, close, exciting game and yeah,
squadcaster-eg57_1_03-31-2026_201413Well,
the-incoherent-podcast_1_03-31-2026_201413I don't mind a good game.
squadcaster-eg57_1_03-31-2026_201413what was it Fucking who'd we have, who'd we have, on the weekend. Who, which was the a FL Games We had bets on, on the weekend. Port Adelaide.
the-incoherent-podcast_1_03-31-2026_201413They got beat
squadcaster-eg57_1_03-31-2026_201413come.
the-incoherent-podcast_1_03-31-2026_201413on
squadcaster-eg57_1_03-31-2026_201413not Port Adelaide then. Who was the other game? There was another game there.
the-incoherent-podcast_1_03-31-2026_201413the Port Adelaide one, the other team
squadcaster-eg57_1_03-31-2026_201413The demons, I think it was, or West Coast Demons or whatever. They were. They were, well, whoever it was, they were down by 41 fucking points
the-incoherent-podcast_1_03-31-2026_201413they come back on, won.
squadcaster-eg57_1_03-31-2026_201413back and won it.
the-incoherent-podcast_1_03-31-2026_201413I've, I've given up on an A FL game at that stage, eh?
squadcaster-eg57_1_03-31-2026_201413So one, I, I had that in my tips'cause I had like a little side one again, I had that in my tips and I thought, oh fuck, I've lost this. They won the next game won for me. Then I had dragons to win
the-incoherent-podcast_1_03-31-2026_201413Yeah.
squadcaster-eg57_1_03-31-2026_201413and Damien Cook to score a
the-incoherent-podcast_1_03-31-2026_201413I think,
squadcaster-eg57_1_03-31-2026_201413it for me.
the-incoherent-podcast_1_03-31-2026_201413I think the, um, I think the Storm and the Warriors fucked all our tips this week, to be honest. So
squadcaster-eg57_1_03-31-2026_201413Oh
the-incoherent-podcast_1_03-31-2026_201413we didn't get many at all.
squadcaster-eg57_1_03-31-2026_201413I got three, right?
the-incoherent-podcast_1_03-31-2026_201413I've got three tips. Right. But our bets, our bets, um, they struggled this week. I was watching Fox Sports News and brought attention to in the IPL, so the Indian Premier League, the cricket. For the Royals. There is a 15-year-old kid playing that got a half century on the weekend off 15 balls
batman_1_03-31-2026_201413Yeah.
the-incoherent-podcast_1_03-31-2026_201413he played last year in the IPL as a 14-year-old and got a century. I went and checked. Today I am like, what? What? Is there an age limit to when you can play international cricket? There is, it's 15, a 14, 15-year-old kid playing against adults in India where crickets are religion and playing against adults. That, that's pretty impressive to be honest. And it must be a fairly decent player to be in that sort of position.'cause it's not like he's just playing, he's not playing local league or anything like that. He's playing some of the best players in the world in the IPL.
squadcaster-eg57_1_03-31-2026_201413that's exactly to be picked in the Indian cricket side is a fucking.
the-incoherent-podcast_1_03-31-2026_201413Yeah.
squadcaster-eg57_1_03-31-2026_201413Very good because like, what do they got 2 million
the-incoherent-podcast_1_03-31-2026_201413Yeah,
squadcaster-eg57_1_03-31-2026_201413people over
the-incoherent-podcast_1_03-31-2026_201413yeah,
squadcaster-eg57_1_03-31-2026_201413that all love cricket? Yeah.
the-incoherent-podcast_1_03-31-2026_201413yeah. To be like the, even in the top 15 in that team is probably,
squadcaster-eg57_1_03-31-2026_201413Hmm.
the-incoherent-podcast_1_03-31-2026_201413I just wanted to mention that'cause it's impressive.. I didn't realize, I was watching the thing before and they said about he's 50 and he got a century last year as a 14-year-old, he's the youngest player ever to get a century in the IPL. What's your thoughts on Reim?
squadcaster-eg57_1_03-31-2026_201413On who?
the-incoherent-podcast_1_03-31-2026_201413Ooh
squadcaster-eg57_1_03-31-2026_201413wrecking?
the-incoherent-podcast_1_03-31-2026_201413Reim, they're a soccer team that are owned by Ryan Reynolds and the other bloke out of Sunny, that's always sunny in Philadelphia. have you got Disney plus.
squadcaster-eg57_1_03-31-2026_201413Yeah.
the-incoherent-podcast_1_03-31-2026_201413On there, there's a TV show called Welcome the Ham,
squadcaster-eg57_1_03-31-2026_201413Yeah.
the-incoherent-podcast_1_03-31-2026_201413and it's about them taking over that team. And there's been a few seasons of it now. I've watched the first season, I haven't watched anymore since then'cause I forgot about it. But it follows their journey from, where'd they start? Zach? They started below Champion, uh, league two. So they started in a competition that's not even professional. It was a semi-professional competition. They've worked their way up to the championship, which is one level off EPL. They only got promoted to there this year. And they're sitting, I think, two points out of a playoff spot to get promoted into the English Premier League.
squadcaster-eg57_1_03-31-2026_201413Yeah. All right, so the underdogs.
the-incoherent-podcast_1_03-31-2026_201413Yeah,, the thing that impresses me about it is there's people, these are two Americans that didn't have much of an idea about soccer or football or any of that. Just, went and bought a club in Wales and desired to fix up the stadium, buy, transfer player, they went through and rebuilt this club from the ground up to maybe compete at the EEPL. Now there was,
squadcaster-eg57_1_03-31-2026_201413Ted Lasso. Ted Lasso, the Richmond Greyhounds.
the-incoherent-podcast_1_03-31-2026_201413yeah, sort of,
squadcaster-eg57_1_03-31-2026_201413You send that
the-incoherent-podcast_1_03-31-2026_201413no, I haven't seen that. I haven't got Apple
squadcaster-eg57_1_03-31-2026_201413That
the-incoherent-podcast_1_03-31-2026_201413tv, so,
squadcaster-eg57_1_03-31-2026_201413it's not on Apple. It's on, I think it's on Netflix as well.
the-incoherent-podcast_1_03-31-2026_201413no, I don't think so. I think it's just on Apple tv. That's why I haven't watched it. but if you haven't seen it, go and have a look at it from where they started to be where they are now. After, there is people that they run Manchester United massive Club and they can't get the success that they're getting from two American blokes. They had no idea about the sport invested in it and put the coaches in place, put all this stuff in place, and it's just going from success to success. And then you've got people that have run clubs their entire lives that are getting relegated. Like I just think it's, that's pretty impressive.'cause if they don't get promoted next year, you're probably looking at the year after. They're more than likely going to, I know that Ryan Reynolds and that'd be a pretty big draw card to go and play for'em in a way. But, I just find it absolutely fascinating. We reckon, Zach, you the.
batman_1_03-31-2026_201413I haven't been too much about the championship, but yeah, the, their build from the bottom ups been, been pretty, impressive.
the-incoherent-podcast_1_03-31-2026_201413There was that Southford one where those Manchester United players tried to do the exact same thing and they still, still haven't reached the heights of what Rex'em have.
batman_1_03-31-2026_201413They've brought a lot of older players to free agents. I think I was reading something the other day. It might've been continue, maybe, can't remember who exactly, but yeah. they're looking, sign him as a free agent
the-incoherent-podcast_1_03-31-2026_201413Yeah.
batman_1_03-31-2026_201413for the rest of the season. yeah, actually, no, I'm sorry. I fucking, you need to log into Paramount and have a look at this Australian jersey. I,
the-incoherent-podcast_1_03-31-2026_201413Is it a blue one?
batman_1_03-31-2026_201413Nah,
squadcaster-eg57_1_03-31-2026_201413your phone up. Hold your, hold your phone up.
the-incoherent-podcast_1_03-31-2026_201413Australia playing.
squadcaster-eg57_1_03-31-2026_201413Yeah.
batman_1_03-31-2026_201413Socceroo are playing right now.
the-incoherent-podcast_1_03-31-2026_201413Oh, I thought that another team was playing. All right, hang on.
squadcaster-eg57_1_03-31-2026_201413What the fuck? Why are they wearing that?
batman_1_03-31-2026_201413Why are we, I don't know why we're wearing orange and it's doing me
the-incoherent-podcast_1_03-31-2026_201413Next time. Next time. You wanna do something like that? Just say breaking news. I didn't know what was going on then. Yeah, I can't even find it.
batman_1_03-31-2026_201413it is half an hour in Australia's up. One nil.
the-incoherent-podcast_1_03-31-2026_201413Yeah, yeah. No, I thought the other two teams were playing off for the spot in and, the World Cup.
batman_1_03-31-2026_201413I don't even know how to pronounce their opponent.
the-incoherent-podcast_1_03-31-2026_201413Yeah.
batman_1_03-31-2026_201413they're very physical. This other team, Australia's copping a few kicks, but yeah. Green and orange
the-incoherent-podcast_1_03-31-2026_201413It can't be.
batman_1_03-31-2026_201413it is.
the-incoherent-podcast_1_03-31-2026_201413I know that it is. I'm looking at it, It's a bit weird, but yeah. That's horrendous. I don't know. Guess you gotta have an alternative away strip in case we play Brazil, South Africa.
batman_1_03-31-2026_201413We are in Australia. They're playing in Sydney.
the-incoherent-podcast_1_03-31-2026_201413I dunno why they've got it on it. That's horrible. That's absolutely horrible.
batman_1_03-31-2026_201413I think
squadcaster-eg57_1_03-31-2026_201413I think, yeah, I think they are in Sydney somewhere.
the-incoherent-podcast_1_03-31-2026_201413Yeah.
batman_1_03-31-2026_201413I'm pretty certain they're, they're at CommBank.
the-incoherent-podcast_1_03-31-2026_201413I am pretty sure that was in Melbourne.
batman_1_03-31-2026_201413speaking of CommBank, old man doesn't, watch footy. We were at Pub for dinner the other night I had the Paramatta game. game. Yeah. I had it on and he just happened to look and he, it was the big overview of the new CommBank Stadium. He's like, the fuck is that?
the-incoherent-podcast_1_03-31-2026_201413Yeah.
batman_1_03-31-2026_201413Because he doesn't watch it. He doesn't know, he doesn't even know the stadiums are like that in Australia.
the-incoherent-podcast_1_03-31-2026_201413Yeah.
batman_1_03-31-2026_201413thought it was somewhere overseas.
the-incoherent-podcast_1_03-31-2026_201413No, no.
batman_1_03-31-2026_201413So,
the-incoherent-podcast_1_03-31-2026_201413I think, I would be interested to see how Pens one comes out. That should be the end of this year.
batman_1_03-31-2026_201413is it?
the-incoherent-podcast_1_03-31-2026_201413Yeah.
batman_1_03-31-2026_201413Yeah.
squadcaster-eg57_1_03-31-2026_201413Did she? No, I thought that, I thought that two years away.
batman_1_03-31-2026_201413two years at Parramatta.
the-incoherent-podcast_1_03-31-2026_201413Yeah, they're done last year. I meant like the end of this season. After this season, they're back at Penrith, I'm pretty sure.
batman_1_03-31-2026_201413B Main will move in.
the-incoherent-podcast_1_03-31-2026_201413Well that's true too. So, it won't be better on me Super Coach this week. All right, so we'll do our tips for this week game one Thursday night, dolphin Sea Eagles. Do you think that they play look foreign or do you think the Dolphins get it done at Kao Stadium?
batman_1_03-31-2026_201413I reckon
squadcaster-eg57_1_03-31-2026_201413I am going
batman_1_03-31-2026_201413gonna come off the bench and play for himself. Captain, coach, the Man, sea Eagles.
squadcaster-eg57_1_03-31-2026_201413why not? Why not? I reckon he'd still fucking get out there and do a good job.
the-incoherent-podcast_1_03-31-2026_201413I am pretty sure the last captain coach was freaking Wally Lewis in like 1991 or three or something.
batman_1_03-31-2026_201413that say that you can't do it.
the-incoherent-podcast_1_03-31-2026_201413No, there's not. There's not. I just, I think we've gone past the times of a captain coach for professional football.
squadcaster-eg57_1_03-31-2026_201413I am going manly,
batman_1_03-31-2026_201413if Nee can do it,
the-incoherent-podcast_1_03-31-2026_201413You are bigger, manly. Yeah. I've got the dolphins., I can't pick against the dolphins. The dolphins aren't, they're not playing too bad. They could have beat the Broncos the other day. So not, probably unlucky not to win that one. They put in a hell of an effort.
squadcaster-eg57_1_03-31-2026_201413should have.
the-incoherent-podcast_1_03-31-2026_201413yeah. It wasn't watching, if it wasn't watching the soccer.
squadcaster-eg57_1_03-31-2026_201413He's all, he's all fled now after the fucking orange and blue jerseys.
the-incoherent-podcast_1_03-31-2026_201413Mm.
batman_1_03-31-2026_201413I can't get past it. It's ridiculous.
squadcaster-eg57_1_03-31-2026_201413Doesn't, doesn't Melbourne wear a similar Oh no, they're per, they were purple and
the-incoherent-podcast_1_03-31-2026_201413Yeah, they were probably up on orange for a bit. Yeah. I don't think it was orange. I think it was the sponsor was orange and it looked like it. Yeah. I think they, the sleeve sponsor or something was orange and it looked like a purple and orange jersey.
batman_1_03-31-2026_201413round five.
the-incoherent-podcast_1_03-31-2026_201413Also your tradition thing last week about Inact test. That's not a tradition that come from Super League, so that's only been around since 97.
batman_1_03-31-2026_201413doesn't matter. It's a tradition.
the-incoherent-podcast_1_03-31-2026_201413It's not,
batman_1_03-31-2026_201413It's.
the-incoherent-podcast_1_03-31-2026_201413I've got the dolphins.
squadcaster-eg57_1_03-31-2026_201413I got Manly by 12.
the-incoherent-podcast_1_03-31-2026_201413So poor, so poor.
squadcaster-eg57_1_03-31-2026_201413but they gotta fucking win sooner or later. And I think it might be against the Dolphins.
the-incoherent-podcast_1_03-31-2026_201413out too. So
squadcaster-eg57_1_03-31-2026_201413Yeah, that's all right. I'm not worried about that. Are then.
batman_1_03-31-2026_201413things by 16.
the-incoherent-podcast_1_03-31-2026_201413dolphins by 16. I, I think dolphins have played well last week. So
squadcaster-eg57_1_03-31-2026_201413don't worry. 50. I'll support your
the-incoherent-podcast_1_03-31-2026_201413how many, how many
batman_1_03-31-2026_201413I dunno where Manley score points from to be honest. I,
the-incoherent-podcast_1_03-31-2026_201413No.
batman_1_03-31-2026_201413their, their
squadcaster-eg57_1_03-31-2026_201413Mm-hmm.
batman_1_03-31-2026_201413if they don't get a breakaway, try
squadcaster-eg57_1_03-31-2026_201413Yeah,
batman_1_03-31-2026_201413and goes to one of their speed men, I don't see where their attack comes from inside their 20 fogarty looks like a rookie
the-incoherent-podcast_1_03-31-2026_201413Yeah,
batman_1_03-31-2026_201413to how
squadcaster-eg57_1_03-31-2026_201413like he's fitting in.
the-incoherent-podcast_1_03-31-2026_201413I, I don't think he, I don't think he has the forwards giving him that quick play the ball and getting forward six again would be killing'em too.
batman_1_03-31-2026_201413and if I'm foreign and I know it, it'd be a hard thing to do, but I would be dropping Jake Vic.
the-incoherent-podcast_1_03-31-2026_201413I don't, I, no.
batman_1_03-31-2026_201413minutes of rugby league in the NRL for four hit ups
the-incoherent-podcast_1_03-31-2026_201413Yeah,
batman_1_03-31-2026_201413in his position.
the-incoherent-podcast_1_03-31-2026_201413yeah.
squadcaster-eg57_1_03-31-2026_201413I'd drop him back to the, at least the, the sixth bench. And if you've gotta use him, use him. If not, let him sit there.
batman_1_03-31-2026_201413I, I know at, it's a very hard one, but it three runs the other night, one of them, he got knocked out again, went back to
squadcaster-eg57_1_03-31-2026_201413Hmm.
the-incoherent-podcast_1_03-31-2026_201413Yeah.
squadcaster-eg57_1_03-31-2026_201413Hmm.
batman_1_03-31-2026_201413and he took two the week before. So there's five, five runs. And in those fives he's back in for another high. HIA like it. Someone of his caliber not taking runs. when he does take a run, he goes for about five meters. He's not bending light. He looks. Like he's underdone. He didn't get enough preseason done. He looks overweight and not, not the same Jake voyage,
the-incoherent-podcast_1_03-31-2026_201413Yeah,
batman_1_03-31-2026_201413and
squadcaster-eg57_1_03-31-2026_201413Do you reckon? He'll,
batman_1_03-31-2026_201413on his head that, that injury and it's, it's a possibility of retirement. At the end of this season,
squadcaster-eg57_1_03-31-2026_201413well, that's what I was about to say. Do you reckon he'll finish the season?
the-incoherent-podcast_1_03-31-2026_201413I, I think he does. I don't think there's an early retirement.
squadcaster-eg57_1_03-31-2026_201413No, not, not, not an early,
batman_1_03-31-2026_201413I.
squadcaster-eg57_1_03-31-2026_201413yeah. Not, not an early retirement. I think they'll just stand him down. like they won't play him, like if he gets an Yeah. If he off, yeah. Guarantee it. If, if he doesn't, if he doesn't
the-incoherent-podcast_1_03-31-2026_201413you,
squadcaster-eg57_1_03-31-2026_201413retire this year,
the-incoherent-podcast_1_03-31-2026_201413you get money back on your salary cap might be able to recapture their season. But like I said, they've been interviewing.
squadcaster-eg57_1_03-31-2026_201413buy?
the-incoherent-podcast_1_03-31-2026_201413before June 30, there's lots of movements in games like,
squadcaster-eg57_1_03-31-2026_201413Like he, season he was, he was a workhorse for
the-incoherent-podcast_1_03-31-2026_201413yeah.
squadcaster-eg57_1_03-31-2026_201413just fucking done what he'd done.
batman_1_03-31-2026_201413Lodge back to him
the-incoherent-podcast_1_03-31-2026_201413Wasn't it last year he was captain for the blues.
batman_1_03-31-2026_201413the year last year he done game one,
squadcaster-eg57_1_03-31-2026_201413yeah.
batman_1_03-31-2026_201413of course of who was in, somebody was injured
the-incoherent-podcast_1_03-31-2026_201413Yeah.
squadcaster-eg57_1_03-31-2026_201413Barnett,
the-incoherent-podcast_1_03-31-2026_201413I don't think Barnett was captain.
squadcaster-eg57_1_03-31-2026_201413no, no, no. Barnett was injured.
batman_1_03-31-2026_201413but he was injured so they let
the-incoherent-podcast_1_03-31-2026_201413Yeah.
batman_1_03-31-2026_201413'cause he took it from when Teddy got dropped
squadcaster-eg57_1_03-31-2026_201413Mm.
batman_1_03-31-2026_201413his first season.
the-incoherent-podcast_1_03-31-2026_201413Yeah, yeah. second Game, rabbit o's Bulldogs. Good Friday, ACO Stadium. I'm on the rabbits. I, they've had a week off Bulldogs.
batman_1_03-31-2026_201413This is actually my sure bet for the week.
the-incoherent-podcast_1_03-31-2026_201413The rabbit
batman_1_03-31-2026_201413Rabbit Oaks
the-incoherent-podcast_1_03-31-2026_201413since when, since I texted to say it was mine. you're hopeless. yeah. No, I've got the rabbits. You got rabbits, whoever. I think there's just something missing at the dirt bulldogs that they had last season, to be honest. Like they threw a lot at the knights and the knights defense was good last week.
batman_1_03-31-2026_201413know? You
the-incoherent-podcast_1_03-31-2026_201413But
batman_1_03-31-2026_201413what it is? Adam O'Brien being their fucking attacking coach.
the-incoherent-podcast_1_03-31-2026_201413yeah, it could be that. We'll just say that.
batman_1_03-31-2026_201413It is that
the-incoherent-podcast_1_03-31-2026_201413Yeah. Well,
batman_1_03-31-2026_201413nothing wrong with that
the-incoherent-podcast_1_03-31-2026_201413yeah.
batman_1_03-31-2026_201413attack last year. Adam O'Brien comes in. Yes. Aldo's gotta sign off it, but they shift credit to the left.
the-incoherent-podcast_1_03-31-2026_201413Yeah.
batman_1_03-31-2026_201413him swapping and interchange him in Burton and coming infield.
the-incoherent-podcast_1_03-31-2026_201413That's where.
batman_1_03-31-2026_201413to get his hands on the ball,
the-incoherent-podcast_1_03-31-2026_201413That's where me problem lies when they, when you are telling players to go into an important position for no apparent reason, like Burton wasn't having a bad game, Burton was playing. Well, I don't, I think Galvin is nowhere near as competent at seven is what Sexton was. I think Galvin's causing un not unrest, but he's causing problems in that attack and it's not,'cause he's not trying and it's just he's, he doesn't play that position. He's not experienced enough in that position.
batman_1_03-31-2026_201413The other person is fucking jam salmon.
the-incoherent-podcast_1_03-31-2026_201413Yeah.
batman_1_03-31-2026_201413so many defensive issues,
the-incoherent-podcast_1_03-31-2026_201413Yeah,
batman_1_03-31-2026_201413and Kurt Mann should be starting.
the-incoherent-podcast_1_03-31-2026_201413yeah,
squadcaster-eg57_1_03-31-2026_201413Kurt man. Yeah. Kurt man fucking starting no ring.
the-incoherent-podcast_1_03-31-2026_201413yeah,
squadcaster-eg57_1_03-31-2026_201413He, another workhorse going there, but he's a great 14 Kurt man,
the-incoherent-podcast_1_03-31-2026_201413yeah. I.
squadcaster-eg57_1_03-31-2026_201413but fucking, he can play the 80 minutes, no dramas.
the-incoherent-podcast_1_03-31-2026_201413I can't see, I can't see the bulldogs playing, beating the rabbit holes, but in saying that, I couldn't see the West Tigers beating the Warriors. So there we go. And I'm dropping down the tipping ladder. I'm still in front of Zach, but I'm dropping down. I only got three last week. Yeah,
squadcaster-eg57_1_03-31-2026_201413fucking bronze bloke is, buddy, he's fucking smashing us. Now
the-incoherent-podcast_1_03-31-2026_201413I dunno who Jimmy is, but thanks you putting it to shame. Maybe we should get you on for the bets. Panthers storm Friday night. I'm at work on night shift this weekend, so I only get to see Thursday's game and probably Mondays because I usually do a Parramatta game on a Monday, Easter Monday.
squadcaster-eg57_1_03-31-2026_201413look, it's a toss of the coin really, between this I, I've gone Panthers, but I can see the storm fucking window as well.
the-incoherent-podcast_1_03-31-2026_201413I've gone Panthers because the panthers are playing a lot better than what the storm are at the moment. as a CommBank as well. So yeah. The Storm have, are having trouble scoring points? I think i, I don't know what it is. Harry Grant is ridiculous. You see that pass he threw off the deck from, he cut out five players. He hit the winger on the chest that Yeah,
batman_1_03-31-2026_201413but
the-incoherent-podcast_1_03-31-2026_201413he's on another level.
batman_1_03-31-2026_201413winger is six point six nine, like
the-incoherent-podcast_1_03-31-2026_201413Yeah. But,
squadcaster-eg57_1_03-31-2026_201413The ex storm winger of next year.
the-incoherent-podcast_1_03-31-2026_201413oh, someone's a bit cocky.
batman_1_03-31-2026_201413I don't think storm. Losing. Yeah, losing Warrick is gonna hurt him.
squadcaster-eg57_1_03-31-2026_201413Nah.
batman_1_03-31-2026_201413an hour later they signed Jermaine Osaka.
squadcaster-eg57_1_03-31-2026_201413Yeah, that's right. Well, pretty much Josa has replaced Nick Manie. Nick Manie is their good kicker. J is a better kicker.
batman_1_03-31-2026_201413no. But I'm on Penrith for this weekend
the-incoherent-podcast_1_03-31-2026_201413Yeah.
batman_1_03-31-2026_201413after
squadcaster-eg57_1_03-31-2026_201413Yeah.
batman_1_03-31-2026_201413I watched. I mean, they got, Melvin got outplayed by an absolute fucking gem of a squad.
the-incoherent-podcast_1_03-31-2026_201413Um, dragons, Cowboys. Well, yeah. Thro over your team. In Wollongong, in Wollongong.
squadcaster-eg57_1_03-31-2026_201413the, this is probably the week that the dragons are gonna fucking win. You know, if, if, if it was gonna be any, be this fucking week, they'd do it for sure.
the-incoherent-podcast_1_03-31-2026_201413Uh, yeah. Look, Flanagan's out., They don't even have a half back. They don't have anyone to replace Flanagan. They're
squadcaster-eg57_1_03-31-2026_201413put put fucking guff in there.
the-incoherent-podcast_1_03-31-2026_201413Gho.
squadcaster-eg57_1_03-31-2026_201413Yeah. Put him in half back. Fucking Oh, not move. Fucking five eight to half back and put guff in five eight. Yeah.
the-incoherent-podcast_1_03-31-2026_201413Uh,
batman_1_03-31-2026_201413They've, they've dropped set of two and brought
squadcaster-eg57_1_03-31-2026_201413Yeah.
batman_1_03-31-2026_201413they, they've brought in a rookie to play on their right wing against a left edge. That's we score points at
the-incoherent-podcast_1_03-31-2026_201413yeah. I'm on the Cowboys. I, I didn't,
squadcaster-eg57_1_03-31-2026_201413on the chaos.
the-incoherent-podcast_1_03-31-2026_201413didn't say it.
batman_1_03-31-2026_201413the fucking cowboys and ain't the fucking cows.
the-incoherent-podcast_1_03-31-2026_201413We on the heifers.
batman_1_03-31-2026_201413Matt Lodge.
the-incoherent-podcast_1_03-31-2026_201413tell that to him, to his face. you know, cowboys, that'd be very surprised if he wasn't. yeah, I think, I think the cowboys are probably be way too good for the dragons, to be honest. The dragons have just as many problems as the sea eagles, I think. I don't think they have as many problems. I think they're still trying to work out combinations, but
batman_1_03-31-2026_201413Hunting in the next coast should be Sacked
the-incoherent-podcast_1_03-31-2026_201413I don't think Flanigan get sacked. I, I've got a feeling he doesn't get sacked.
batman_1_03-31-2026_201413Dragons is they, they're a very proud supporter base and they're
the-incoherent-podcast_1_03-31-2026_201413you,
batman_1_03-31-2026_201413wins.
the-incoherent-podcast_1_03-31-2026_201413You gotta have somebody to replace him with. And at the moment you've got O'Brien, sea Bowl, or you're going into a rookie.
batman_1_03-31-2026_201413replace
the-incoherent-podcast_1_03-31-2026_201413I think Brad Arthur comes back to Mely. Because he is got a history there. And if Flanigan was to go, I think Dean Young Slots straight into that position.'cause they've got massive respect for him. He's won a grand final with him.
squadcaster-eg57_1_03-31-2026_201413The Walker Brothers in there.
the-incoherent-podcast_1_03-31-2026_201413everyone always says Walker Brothers, they had that one good season in the Q Cup. I'm not, I'm not even joking.
batman_1_03-31-2026_201413Young to
the-incoherent-podcast_1_03-31-2026_201413They're, they're,
squadcaster-eg57_1_03-31-2026_201413well, the wor the Warriors. Were gonna sign'em. Fucking, yeah, I don't know why.
the-incoherent-podcast_1_03-31-2026_201413I,
batman_1_03-31-2026_201413and
the-incoherent-podcast_1_03-31-2026_201413I'd love to see, to see how it would work. I think it'd be the exact same sort of result. It would work for one season until people figure out what they're doing and then, yeah,
squadcaster-eg57_1_03-31-2026_201413Do you wanna know A fun fact? Actually, I heard today.
the-incoherent-podcast_1_03-31-2026_201413I just worry again
batman_1_03-31-2026_201413how fun was it?
squadcaster-eg57_1_03-31-2026_201413Do you know? Very fun. do you know there is only two coaches in the NRL that have not played football before? Coaching
the-incoherent-podcast_1_03-31-2026_201413was. O'Brien.
squadcaster-eg57_1_03-31-2026_201413Andrew Webster.
the-incoherent-podcast_1_03-31-2026_201413Yeah.
squadcaster-eg57_1_03-31-2026_201413They're the only two that haven't played football
the-incoherent-podcast_1_03-31-2026_201413O'Brien and Webster. Yeah. Yeah.
squadcaster-eg57_1_03-31-2026_201413I never knew that.
the-incoherent-podcast_1_03-31-2026_201413No, most of the coaches didn't play very many first grade games,
squadcaster-eg57_1_03-31-2026_201413Mm,
the-incoherent-podcast_1_03-31-2026_201413so Yeah.
squadcaster-eg57_1_03-31-2026_201413Well, they didn't. I don't think they played at all. I don't think Andrew Webbs played at all.
the-incoherent-podcast_1_03-31-2026_201413Well, I think, I think Seabold has played one international game for Germany, which was like a random thing I've seen. He might've played lower grade, I'm not sure, but
squadcaster-eg57_1_03-31-2026_201413Yeah.
the-incoherent-podcast_1_03-31-2026_201413yeah, not, not very many. Like Wayne Bennett didn't technically play NRL. He played Queensland Cup, but different eras though,
squadcaster-eg57_1_03-31-2026_201413Yeah.
the-incoherent-podcast_1_03-31-2026_201413yeah. All right. Next game that we've got is Titans and the Barcos at the Gold Coast.
squadcaster-eg57_1_03-31-2026_201413Broncos.
the-incoherent-podcast_1_03-31-2026_201413gonna go with the Broncos'cause the oh, the Broncos. The Titans are still finding their feet. They beat the dragons on the weekend, and I think that's more of a indication of how bad the dragons are going, rather than how well the Titans are going.
batman_1_03-31-2026_201413Titan also come from behind to beat the dragons.
the-incoherent-podcast_1_03-31-2026_201413Yeah, and I think you're right, Campbell is a good little laugh back to be fair. So,
batman_1_03-31-2026_201413I mean,
the-incoherent-podcast_1_03-31-2026_201413oh, I shouldn't have done that.
batman_1_03-31-2026_201413you coached a premier? Shit?
the-incoherent-podcast_1_03-31-2026_201413Yeah, all three is on the Broncos.
squadcaster-eg57_1_03-31-2026_201413Yeah,
the-incoherent-podcast_1_03-31-2026_201413sharks warriors at Ocean Protect Stadium. Zach's favorite stadium.
batman_1_03-31-2026_201413park. Fuck yeah.
the-incoherent-podcast_1_03-31-2026_201413Oh,
batman_1_03-31-2026_201413prior to last week, I fucking quite confidently would've said the wars.
the-incoherent-podcast_1_03-31-2026_201413I still want to pick the Warriors, but I've picked the Sharks. I, I haven't been that impressed with the Sharks. I just dunno what the
batman_1_03-31-2026_201413are that far away though.
the-incoherent-podcast_1_03-31-2026_201413No,
batman_1_03-31-2026_201413There's,
the-incoherent-podcast_1_03-31-2026_201413I haven't been impressed with the Sharks, but I dunno what the Warriors are gonna give me. If they gimme the first three weeks that they play, they beat the Sharks every day of the week, but after last week, I'm not sure. So it's pretty even in the selections.
squadcaster-eg57_1_03-31-2026_201413On the was.
the-incoherent-podcast_1_03-31-2026_201413You got the wires. I've got the sharks, but I still, I still think that the,
batman_1_03-31-2026_201413or Sunday arvo down there.
squadcaster-eg57_1_03-31-2026_201413sad, sad.
batman_1_03-31-2026_201413Sunday at
the-incoherent-podcast_1_03-31-2026_201413Sunday, Sunday they've got the Easter Monday game with the para and the tigers. They've been doing it for Yonks,
squadcaster-eg57_1_03-31-2026_201413Yeah.
the-incoherent-podcast_1_03-31-2026_201413so, but I'm on the Sharks. Hoover's on the Warriors. Fuck knows what Zach's doing.
batman_1_03-31-2026_201413clocks. Dad's named in the centers.
squadcaster-eg57_1_03-31-2026_201413Yeah.
the-incoherent-podcast_1_03-31-2026_201413Yeah.
squadcaster-eg57_1_03-31-2026_201413picks been named
the-incoherent-podcast_1_03-31-2026_201413They moved to a peaky to fallback last week. And Cox stayed into the centers.
squadcaster-eg57_1_03-31-2026_201413The only problem is, is they got pom pompey's being named in the centers too, and he's got, he had a hamstring problem there last week.
the-incoherent-podcast_1_03-31-2026_201413Yeah.
batman_1_03-31-2026_201413met car still at
squadcaster-eg57_1_03-31-2026_201413Yeah.
batman_1_03-31-2026_201413Jackson Floyd.
squadcaster-eg57_1_03-31-2026_201413But they got Chanel. Chanel is named on the six man bench. So that's positive.
batman_1_03-31-2026_201413But he gonna, is Chanel gonna get much time if you got Sam Healy there? Wade, they've, they've shown so far this year that
the-incoherent-podcast_1_03-31-2026_201413I think Chanel plays Lock, not Hooker.
squadcaster-eg57_1_03-31-2026_201413Nah, they won't put him in the lock. They won't take the, like they won't really,
batman_1_03-31-2026_201413you're not
squadcaster-eg57_1_03-31-2026_201413because you got,
batman_1_03-31-2026_201413Clark off the play. Chanel at Locke?
squadcaster-eg57_1_03-31-2026_201413well you got Aaron Clark and then when Aaron Clark's not there, you've got stoner there as well.
batman_1_03-31-2026_201413Stoner Smith.
squadcaster-eg57_1_03-31-2026_201413Stoner Smith. You are not like Stoner Smith picks
the-incoherent-podcast_1_03-31-2026_201413His first name's Stone
squadcaster-eg57_1_03-31-2026_201413Yeah.
batman_1_03-31-2026_201413Stower Smith, that
squadcaster-eg57_1_03-31-2026_201413Yeah,
the-incoherent-podcast_1_03-31-2026_201413Owers.
squadcaster-eg57_1_03-31-2026_201413yeah.
batman_1_03-31-2026_201413That's name.
the-incoherent-podcast_1_03-31-2026_201413oh.
batman_1_03-31-2026_201413We're going with.
squadcaster-eg57_1_03-31-2026_201413Smith, he, he pretty much, as soon as Aaron Clark leaves the field, he fits straight back into that position and does his exact same work that
the-incoherent-podcast_1_03-31-2026_201413I am surprised. I was surprised they let, Aaron Clark leave the field to be on. He's playing really well. I like, I liked Aaron Clark at the Titans.
squadcaster-eg57_1_03-31-2026_201413I like Darren Clark before he left the Warriors.
batman_1_03-31-2026_201413I'm gonna go with the sharks. I think Barnett's a big out of that Ford rotation.
squadcaster-eg57_1_03-31-2026_201413but what, what,
the-incoherent-podcast_1_03-31-2026_201413it didn't hurt him the first couple of weeks. He wasn't there.
squadcaster-eg57_1_03-31-2026_201413see the six agains
batman_1_03-31-2026_201413Yeah,
squadcaster-eg57_1_03-31-2026_201413is that, that's what I reckon, you were saying there earlier, the six again is starting to hurt all the older players and all that The Warriors have got young forwards,
the-incoherent-podcast_1_03-31-2026_201413Yeah,
squadcaster-eg57_1_03-31-2026_201413forwards are young. They're all 19, 20 year olds.
batman_1_03-31-2026_201413all these young Fords didn't do any, any fucking good at Super Coach on the weekends that fuck the young Fords.
the-incoherent-podcast_1_03-31-2026_201413no, I have to agree. yeah.
batman_1_03-31-2026_201413full of confidence putting luck of the wrecker into my starting side. Knocked
squadcaster-eg57_1_03-31-2026_201413Yeah, he done. Fuck all
batman_1_03-31-2026_201413Done
the-incoherent-podcast_1_03-31-2026_201413Nights, worry nights, Knights Raiders at McDonald Jones Stadium.
squadcaster-eg57_1_03-31-2026_201413I went the fucking night.
the-incoherent-podcast_1_03-31-2026_201413You at the Knights and yeah. Everyone's anticipating whether I'll pick my own team for the second time this year or not.
squadcaster-eg57_1_03-31-2026_201413You won't.
the-incoherent-podcast_1_03-31-2026_201413I have, I'll pick the Knights to beat the Raiders. I think, they were too impressive last week to be honest. They're back at home. And the Raiders, Sanders is doing really well. He is gonna be a really good halfback, but I just don't think it's quite clicking for the, the Raiders as well as what I thought as I'd hoped it would. But, I think the Knights will might get it up over'em this week and yeah. So I've, I'm gonna pick the Knights this week. The Raiders could beat'em, but yeah, Zach, you got Raiders. He says there's gonna be a blowout.
batman_1_03-31-2026_201413It, it will be, but no, I'm on the ninth.
squadcaster-eg57_1_03-31-2026_201413Oh.
the-incoherent-podcast_1_03-31-2026_201413I'm gonna pinch that record and, and use it every week. Make it sound like Zach's saying he picks the Knights every week. eels Tigers on Monday. Tigers have been quite impressive and like Zach said, they've sort of played that ad-lib, Benji style of play, so, which I don't, it's a good way to play. It's unpredictable, but you've also need that person to come and direct the team around the field. And I dunno if they've quite got that. I know. Do. He's there.
squadcaster-eg57_1_03-31-2026_201413Hmm.
the-incoherent-podcast_1_03-31-2026_201413I know
batman_1_03-31-2026_201413wrong with the way Adam Dewey has
the-incoherent-podcast_1_03-31-2026_201413there is nothing wrong with the way Adam Dewey's playing.
batman_1_03-31-2026_201413there. Adam
squadcaster-eg57_1_03-31-2026_201413what he fucking done to the Warriors.
the-incoherent-podcast_1_03-31-2026_201413I'm just saying, I'm just saying, just playing off the cuff all the time. I don't agree with it because I picked the Tigers to beat Parramatta.'cause Parramatter haven't been outstanding either. To be fair. You pick Parra,
squadcaster-eg57_1_03-31-2026_201413Yeah.
batman_1_03-31-2026_201413a weird fucker that supports the wars.
the-incoherent-podcast_1_03-31-2026_201413tigers are on the rise. You, you pick Zach
batman_1_03-31-2026_201413I'm on Tigers.
the-incoherent-podcast_1_03-31-2026_201413Tigers.
squadcaster-eg57_1_03-31-2026_201413Fuck man. I've gone different to all ears in a lot of them.
the-incoherent-podcast_1_03-31-2026_201413Yeah, you have actually. Well, yeah. Well see how we go this week anyway. Either make or break one of us. So, yeah, and I'm gonna have to change one of my bets'cause Zach dickhead. oh, what else? What else you guys been up to over the weekend? We'll point out one glaring thing that happened on Sunday.
batman_1_03-31-2026_201413Hoover didn't come play
the-incoherent-podcast_1_03-31-2026_201413No he didn't. We sent him a friend request on Sunday to come and play a nice game of farming simulator. Must have seen it and turn, must have seen it and turned the PlayStation off.
squadcaster-eg57_1_03-31-2026_201413I wasn't on the PlayStation on Sunday. No.
the-incoherent-podcast_1_03-31-2026_201413was logged on as you, they seen the notification and then pissed off straight away.
squadcaster-eg57_1_03-31-2026_201413Piper knows my password
the-incoherent-podcast_1_03-31-2026_201413Yeah.
squadcaster-eg57_1_03-31-2026_201413get into it.
batman_1_03-31-2026_201413driving a tractor.
the-incoherent-podcast_1_03-31-2026_201413You were playing farming simulator, whoever it was.
squadcaster-eg57_1_03-31-2026_201413Oh, fucking dear. Well, it wouldn't matter at that fucking farm anyway. Mine's fucking,
the-incoherent-podcast_1_03-31-2026_201413Oh, no, I've given, I've just about given up on farming simulator. I've had to start again. Again, I've had to start over again and I've given up on the from zero because I've got sick of doing$2,000 contracts and losing all my money. So, no, I'm, I'm, I've been on Crimson Desert, I've put 12 hours into that instead and been actually enjoying it.. I was a little bit put off with it when I first started playing it, but they've had a heap of updates coming out. I think it's been an update every day for the last week, that I've been playing it and whatever they've done to it, I don't even remember what the problem I had with it was'cause I've actually been really enjoying it. So it is a little bit, it's sort of like the Char Sky Room, a bit of Red Dead redemption vibes in there. So yeah, I'm actually really enjoying it and I'm having a lot of fun. So I feel like those sort of games, I'd probably give it a go.
squadcaster-eg57_1_03-31-2026_201413at Red Dead redemption there earlier.
the-incoherent-podcast_1_03-31-2026_201413two or one. Two. Yeah.
squadcaster-eg57_1_03-31-2026_201413Yeah,
the-incoherent-podcast_1_03-31-2026_201413you get golf before it disappeared?
squadcaster-eg57_1_03-31-2026_201413no,
the-incoherent-podcast_1_03-31-2026_201413You should go get golf before it disappears off the PlayStation Plus?
squadcaster-eg57_1_03-31-2026_201413probably don't have the fucking room. Actually,
the-incoherent-podcast_1_03-31-2026_201413No,
squadcaster-eg57_1_03-31-2026_201413I.
the-incoherent-podcast_1_03-31-2026_201413just add it to your library. You don't have to put it on your PlayStation. Just go add library. You've got it forever for free and you just download it when you want to.
squadcaster-eg57_1_03-31-2026_201413Fuck, man. Why didn't you say that? Fucking ages ago,
the-incoherent-podcast_1_03-31-2026_201413been saying that, we've been telling you that you just add it to your library and it goes into the library, and then you can download it whenever you feel like playing it. Otherwise, you've gotta buy that game. It's gone forever.
squadcaster-eg57_1_03-31-2026_201413yeah.
the-incoherent-podcast_1_03-31-2026_201413I, every time those plays, those three PlayStation plus ones come up every month, I add all of them to me. Library. I haven't played half of them. I just add'em there in case I feel like playing it. One day
squadcaster-eg57_1_03-31-2026_201413fuck man. I'm going in there at a heap I've been looking at, well actually I downloaded,
the-incoherent-podcast_1_03-31-2026_201413you'll, you'll dead set. Because it'll either be this week or next week that they'll get rid of it and put the new ones up there.
squadcaster-eg57_1_03-31-2026_201413Yeah. Once we get off this, I'll go out
the-incoherent-podcast_1_03-31-2026_201413Yeah.
squadcaster-eg57_1_03-31-2026_201413I'll just go add it to mid
the-incoherent-podcast_1_03-31-2026_201413Yeah. So, but I've been loving Crimson Desert. Either use, thinking about jumping on it or not.
squadcaster-eg57_1_03-31-2026_201413I dunno. See, I won't be playing much PlayStation again soon.
the-incoherent-podcast_1_03-31-2026_201413Yeah. Well, you are gonna start walking away.
batman_1_03-31-2026_201413you're gonna bring it back up here to my house.
squadcaster-eg57_1_03-31-2026_201413No. See, I might be going the opposite way. No, I might be going where you were today. That way.
the-incoherent-podcast_1_03-31-2026_201413I was at home, thought he was not talking to me.
squadcaster-eg57_1_03-31-2026_201413the golden guitar.
the-incoherent-podcast_1_03-31-2026_201413It's Tamworth.
squadcaster-eg57_1_03-31-2026_201413Yeah,
batman_1_03-31-2026_201413What the fuck do you wanna come up here for?
squadcaster-eg57_1_03-31-2026_201413that's, that's the way that they might be sending me, so
batman_1_03-31-2026_201413For what? No quarries over there.
squadcaster-eg57_1_03-31-2026_201413yeah, there is,
batman_1_03-31-2026_201413Yeah. But
squadcaster-eg57_1_03-31-2026_201413yeah, I just gotta wait and see what happens.
the-incoherent-podcast_1_03-31-2026_201413Yeah. yeah. What have you been doing? Just farming, Zach, A bit of arc. What you been doing?
batman_1_03-31-2026_201413the arc'cause you fucking bailed on me. play fucking farming anymore. Yeah, I'm broke. I gotta start again. That's about how it went. That's how the whole conversation was. So
the-incoherent-podcast_1_03-31-2026_201413I did start again,
batman_1_03-31-2026_201413I put my Donald Trump boots on and I went and built a wall.
the-incoherent-podcast_1_03-31-2026_201413keep out the dinosaurs. He literally was sitting there talking. He goes, do you wanna come build a wall for me? I'm not downloading ARC right now to come over and build a wall for you. I don't think so.
batman_1_03-31-2026_201413no, I did get back into a bit of arc over the weekend. Bit of fucking, yeah, a bit of farming and it was chilled out. Really
the-incoherent-podcast_1_03-31-2026_201413Yeah,
batman_1_03-31-2026_201413work sad.
the-incoherent-podcast_1_03-31-2026_201413there hasn't been much other than Crimson Desert, which only I'm playing, there hasn't been that much excitement about about games lately or anything. So
batman_1_03-31-2026_201413I,
the-incoherent-podcast_1_03-31-2026_201413I did. I did play a bit of NHL. Hey.
batman_1_03-31-2026_201413I keep watching videos on BMX, so I think it's not far away.
the-incoherent-podcast_1_03-31-2026_201413Yeah, well, I jumped him the other day and NHL was fucking marked the under$30, and I'm like, yep, I'm getting that. So now I've got NHL 26. I played, I've played a little bit of it. I haven't played that much of it, but, it's been good.
batman_1_03-31-2026_201413But we only ever get NHL so we could fight with each other and then we sort of get over it.
the-incoherent-podcast_1_03-31-2026_201413Oh, I don't, I I play it. I, I do like playing it. It's just probably more an online thing while you're having a couple of drinks. I suppose so. Yeah.
batman_1_03-31-2026_201413driving a tractor, have a Hoover never shows up.
the-incoherent-podcast_1_03-31-2026_201413Yeah. Well, there's that too.
squadcaster-eg57_1_03-31-2026_201413I can't find this on the map.
the-incoherent-podcast_1_03-31-2026_201413Yeah. We need to, once you get golf on there, we can go play golf. TPC saw grass.
batman_1_03-31-2026_201413Speaking of golf would probably, I mean, it's gonna get harder for you, Hoover, if you're gonna be, well actually it could be easier as though when the kids could just come up. we probably need to organize another game.
the-incoherent-podcast_1_03-31-2026_201413Yeah.
squadcaster-eg57_1_03-31-2026_201413Yeah.
batman_1_03-31-2026_201413on nights this weekend?
the-incoherent-podcast_1_03-31-2026_201413Yeah.
batman_1_03-31-2026_201413Days, the
the-incoherent-podcast_1_03-31-2026_201413Days the next weekend and then the weekend after. I've got my nephew's birthday party at Laguna.
batman_1_03-31-2026_201413I didn't say you could go to my fucking, my little town.
squadcaster-eg57_1_03-31-2026_201413Yeah.
the-incoherent-podcast_1_03-31-2026_201413I don't need your permission to go to Laguna.
batman_1_03-31-2026_201413You do.
squadcaster-eg57_1_03-31-2026_201413Well, well when you, when you fucking turn left to head to Laguna, I'm
the-incoherent-podcast_1_03-31-2026_201413it might not be Laguna. I might be La Conway.
squadcaster-eg57_1_03-31-2026_201413well, I'm gonna throw rocks at you anyway.
batman_1_03-31-2026_201413Laguna are fucking not next door.
the-incoherent-podcast_1_03-31-2026_201413Which one's the one between long and
batman_1_03-31-2026_201413C
the-incoherent-podcast_1_03-31-2026_201413then
batman_1_03-31-2026_201413one starts with L
squadcaster-eg57_1_03-31-2026_201413LL. Long and
the-incoherent-podcast_1_03-31-2026_201413Yeah, where you turn left there. The four ways.
batman_1_03-31-2026_201413that that's going out to Country Bay.
the-incoherent-podcast_1_03-31-2026_201413Yeah. I'm gonna, there you go. Can't even remember all.
batman_1_03-31-2026_201413Fuck. Oh, actually, it's, that's Laguna.
squadcaster-eg57_1_03-31-2026_201413Yeah, that's Laguna. Yeah. Yeah, just, just put Laguna in the map and yeah, just head to Laguna
the-incoherent-podcast_1_03-31-2026_201413I know where I'm going. I don't need to put it on a map. I know where the house is and everything. So I think last time I tried to do this was when it flooded and no one could get in. So, yeah. yeah, he is got anything else? You just wanna talk?
batman_1_03-31-2026_201413Anzac weekend.
the-incoherent-podcast_1_03-31-2026_201413Maybe I'd have to check me roster.
batman_1_03-31-2026_201413You're off because it's in weeks. I'm telling that you're off. If you work the next two, you're off.
the-incoherent-podcast_1_03-31-2026_201413I,
batman_1_03-31-2026_201413of the 25th
the-incoherent-podcast_1_03-31-2026_201413I don't even know what half of me days are.
squadcaster-eg57_1_03-31-2026_201413to Sunday,
the-incoherent-podcast_1_03-31-2026_201413Yeah. So I'm off, I'm off for that entire long weekend.
batman_1_03-31-2026_201413in that day, the Saturday.
squadcaster-eg57_1_03-31-2026_201413Yeah,
the-incoherent-podcast_1_03-31-2026_201413Yeah. Because they've moved, what is it, Mondays the public holiday now, or Tuesday or something.
batman_1_03-31-2026_201413Monday.
squadcaster-eg57_1_03-31-2026_201413did, did that, did that get approved or not, but.
the-incoherent-podcast_1_03-31-2026_201413I'm pretty sure it has.
batman_1_03-31-2026_201413always do it for Anzac Day. It's, yeah,
the-incoherent-podcast_1_03-31-2026_201413Yeah.
batman_1_03-31-2026_201413they'll, they'll approve it just'cause people can't afford to drive to work.
the-incoherent-podcast_1_03-31-2026_201413Yeah, well there's that too. So
batman_1_03-31-2026_201413and that's gonna be the drama.'cause I was gonna suggest fucking playing golf that weekend. But yeah, I mean, we're gonna save$20 at the Bowser so we, we are good. We can afford
squadcaster-eg57_1_03-31-2026_201413Yeah.
the-incoherent-podcast_1_03-31-2026_201413$20, that's 20 cents, isn't it?
batman_1_03-31-2026_201413Nah, it's
squadcaster-eg57_1_03-31-2026_201413No. 26 cents. They're gonna take 26 cents off.
the-incoherent-podcast_1_03-31-2026_201413It's
squadcaster-eg57_1_03-31-2026_201413But should, should save you$20 every time you fill up.
the-incoherent-podcast_1_03-31-2026_201413the, the petrol baer I was at today, frigging was$3 28, so
batman_1_03-31-2026_201413in a
the-incoherent-podcast_1_03-31-2026_201413diesel, whatever. Same thing. The Baer, it was triggering 3 28.
squadcaster-eg57_1_03-31-2026_201413know,
the-incoherent-podcast_1_03-31-2026_201413So I still gonna be over$3 was,
squadcaster-eg57_1_03-31-2026_201413E 10 will work better in your
the-incoherent-podcast_1_03-31-2026_201413no, I'm not putting a 10 into my frigging d max. Thank you.
batman_1_03-31-2026_201413gotta put
squadcaster-eg57_1_03-31-2026_201413Yeah. Yeah. Or straight up the exhaust pipe. It makes it go quicker.
the-incoherent-podcast_1_03-31-2026_201413Yeah, he'd like it straight up the exhaust by it, wouldn't he? He's the one that pulls out frigging spatulas and frigging all sorts of shit from behind his bed.
squadcaster-eg57_1_03-31-2026_201413I don't know what I've got here today. Oh, actually I have a paint scraper.
the-incoherent-podcast_1_03-31-2026_201413Like that must be kinky. Just get a swing like everyone else.
squadcaster-eg57_1_03-31-2026_201413Yeah. Pain scrapper. Glen 20.
the-incoherent-podcast_1_03-31-2026_201413Alright? We're not doing show and tell of what's in Hoover's bedroom
batman_1_03-31-2026_201413in case.
squadcaster-eg57_1_03-31-2026_201413Do doth Dorothy's fucking shoes and The Wizard of Oz, fucking Lacey. She loves it.
the-incoherent-podcast_1_03-31-2026_201413head with a pain scraper.
squadcaster-eg57_1_03-31-2026_201413Yeah, I know.
the-incoherent-podcast_1_03-31-2026_201413So,
squadcaster-eg57_1_03-31-2026_201413See
the-incoherent-podcast_1_03-31-2026_201413uh, fair enough.
batman_1_03-31-2026_201413yeah, it's probably, yeah, probably a bit fucking hard fuel wise.
the-incoherent-podcast_1_03-31-2026_201413Uh, we'll see how we go. Uh, um,
squadcaster-eg57_1_03-31-2026_201413We get, we get some of our bats up. Fucking we won't, we we'll be right then.
batman_1_03-31-2026_201413Well, if Johnson stops fucking betting stupidly against a cowboy, he used to get beat by 13 plus.
the-incoherent-podcast_1_03-31-2026_201413if you didn't steal my bet, I wouldn't have had to do it.
batman_1_03-31-2026_201413steal your bet?
the-incoherent-podcast_1_03-31-2026_201413yeah, I think we all suffered with bets this week.
squadcaster-eg57_1_03-31-2026_201413I got one, right?
the-incoherent-podcast_1_03-31-2026_201413I don't think I got one right.
batman_1_03-31-2026_201413The
the-incoherent-podcast_1_03-31-2026_201413I didn't. Yeah,
batman_1_03-31-2026_201413and the.
squadcaster-eg57_1_03-31-2026_201413Yeah,
the-incoherent-podcast_1_03-31-2026_201413yeah,
batman_1_03-31-2026_201413Both got beat by 13 plus.
the-incoherent-podcast_1_03-31-2026_201413yeah,
squadcaster-eg57_1_03-31-2026_201413yeah, yeah. You did say that.
the-incoherent-podcast_1_03-31-2026_201413my bets this week are,
squadcaster-eg57_1_03-31-2026_201413No,
batman_1_03-31-2026_201413Hey, no, we wanna
squadcaster-eg57_1_03-31-2026_201413bets.
the-incoherent-podcast_1_03-31-2026_201413or you
squadcaster-eg57_1_03-31-2026_201413bets are
the-incoherent-podcast_1_03-31-2026_201413go first.
squadcaster-eg57_1_03-31-2026_201413right? I am going or, yeah, I'll go. I'm gonna go a bit of union. I'm gonna go the Chiefs over the wars,
the-incoherent-podcast_1_03-31-2026_201413Yeah.
squadcaster-eg57_1_03-31-2026_201413and then I'm gonna go on a FL one. I'm gonna go the Gold Coast Suns.
the-incoherent-podcast_1_03-31-2026_201413Oh yeah. Actually, did you actually,
squadcaster-eg57_1_03-31-2026_201413Yeah. See I've got it written down.
the-incoherent-podcast_1_03-31-2026_201413so you've got the sons and the chiefs.
squadcaster-eg57_1_03-31-2026_201413Yeah.
the-incoherent-podcast_1_03-31-2026_201413I suppose you've had that since yesterday too.
squadcaster-eg57_1_03-31-2026_201413Yeah. it all written down. No, I'm not gonna go to Gold Coast Suns. I'm gotta go the Geelong Cats.
the-incoherent-podcast_1_03-31-2026_201413oh. You going the cat over a Hawthorne
squadcaster-eg57_1_03-31-2026_201413Yep.
the-incoherent-podcast_1_03-31-2026_201413All.
batman_1_03-31-2026_201413Well, south Sydney Rabbit, as I told you, is all it's my sure bet this week,
the-incoherent-podcast_1_03-31-2026_201413Are these all not 13 plus? He's gonna 13 plus. What are we doing?
batman_1_03-31-2026_201413but I'm not actually backing South Sydney or on Madrid, the wind and Rio socio dad to win.
squadcaster-eg57_1_03-31-2026_201413Can you please spell that and use it in a sentence?
the-incoherent-podcast_1_03-31-2026_201413Guess what?
batman_1_03-31-2026_201413E-A-L-S-O-C-I-E-D-O-D.
the-incoherent-podcast_1_03-31-2026_201413I can't do the topper until tomorrow afternoon anyway.
batman_1_03-31-2026_201413Why not?
the-incoherent-podcast_1_03-31-2026_201413'cause I don't have any money. you are putting those bets in this week.'cause fuck if I'm fucking around with frigging Spanish lir again, because last time I put the wrong thing in.
batman_1_03-31-2026_201413fucking
the-incoherent-podcast_1_03-31-2026_201413I'm not doing it. I'm not doing it so
squadcaster-eg57_1_03-31-2026_201413So who you bet for Jonna this week?
the-incoherent-podcast_1_03-31-2026_201413well, now that you have stopped fucking with me, I've got the rabbits and the suns. The rabbit has to beat the Bulldogs and the Gold Coast Suns to beat whoever they're playing. I don't even know anymore, so I did know. I should find out. But yeah, that's who I've got this week.
batman_1_03-31-2026_201413Gold Coast Suns are, they're playing Melbourne. They're not gonna win.
the-incoherent-podcast_1_03-31-2026_201413What?
batman_1_03-31-2026_201413You are
squadcaster-eg57_1_03-31-2026_201413I think they're favorites, but they're favorites, aren't they? The Gold Coast Suns?
batman_1_03-31-2026_201413Yeah, but so are the swans.
the-incoherent-podcast_1_03-31-2026_201413Anyway, we're playing the West Coast Eagles. Yeah, no,
batman_1_03-31-2026_201413Gold
the-incoherent-podcast_1_03-31-2026_201413the Suns.
squadcaster-eg57_1_03-31-2026_201413Well, Geelong Cats aren't the favorites. I know that. Hawthorne
batman_1_03-31-2026_201413is that
squadcaster-eg57_1_03-31-2026_201413or No, it's a
the-incoherent-podcast_1_03-31-2026_201413Yeah, they're playing the Melbourne.
squadcaster-eg57_1_03-31-2026_201413Yeah. The Gold Coast cat.
batman_1_03-31-2026_201413Geelong?
squadcaster-eg57_1_03-31-2026_201413Yeah. Geelong.
batman_1_03-31-2026_201413I took hor in my actual, my other bet.
the-incoherent-podcast_1_03-31-2026_201413That's happened a few times.
squadcaster-eg57_1_03-31-2026_201413No, that's all right. I'll, I'll go. I'll go. the fucking, are they, the Swans Sydney Swans. Yeah. I'll change, yeah, I'll change the Sydney Swans.
batman_1_03-31-2026_201413And what was your other rugby union?
squadcaster-eg57_1_03-31-2026_201413Yeah. The Chiefs over the wars.
batman_1_03-31-2026_201413Well, didn't you back the chiefs once before and we were fucking raped.
squadcaster-eg57_1_03-31-2026_201413The Chiefs are actually like a dollar oh one and I think the wars are like$17.
the-incoherent-podcast_1_03-31-2026_201413Yeah.
batman_1_03-31-2026_201413They're$11 versus a dollar for,
squadcaster-eg57_1_03-31-2026_201413Yeah.
the-incoherent-podcast_1_03-31-2026_201413So Hoover's got the Chiefs. Chiefs and Swans. I've got the rabbits and the sons. And then Zach's got his Liga role. Madrid and Social
squadcaster-eg57_1_03-31-2026_201413the suns or the sun shines. Because, because in in,
batman_1_03-31-2026_201413on.
squadcaster-eg57_1_03-31-2026_201413because, because in the group chat you had the Gold Coast. Sun shines.
the-incoherent-podcast_1_03-31-2026_201413Oh, I probably auto corrected. Don't worry about what I'm doing. Please don't put$25 on each fucking team.
batman_1_03-31-2026_201413Don't even tell me what to do. You're not a member of dad.
the-incoherent-podcast_1_03-31-2026_201413I don't wanna be your real dad.
squadcaster-eg57_1_03-31-2026_201413Mm.
batman_1_03-31-2026_201413so.
squadcaster-eg57_1_03-31-2026_201413$250 on each one.
batman_1_03-31-2026_201413No, it be nice though if it paid
squadcaster-eg57_1_03-31-2026_201413Oh, fuck.
the-incoherent-podcast_1_03-31-2026_201413I think we're quite in a position to be putting fucking$500 on a game yet. I wonder what it's like just to drop like a grand on there.
squadcaster-eg57_1_03-31-2026_201413Yeah. those, like the ones where you see,
the-incoherent-podcast_1_03-31-2026_201413I'm not doing it.
squadcaster-eg57_1_03-31-2026_201413you see all those people. Oh yeah. They've put a thousand or 10,000 on the team
the-incoherent-podcast_1_03-31-2026_20141350 grand. A hundred grand.
squadcaster-eg57_1_03-31-2026_201413Yeah. Yeah. They're gonna win back fucking
the-incoherent-podcast_1_03-31-2026_201413Yeah.
squadcaster-eg57_1_03-31-2026_20141320. Yeah.
the-incoherent-podcast_1_03-31-2026_201413Yeah. All right. You guys got anything else this week you just wanna talk about?
squadcaster-eg57_1_03-31-2026_201413no, everyone have a safe and happy Easter.
the-incoherent-podcast_1_03-31-2026_201413Yeah.
batman_1_03-31-2026_201413What you up to
squadcaster-eg57_1_03-31-2026_201413Oh, Charlie's just sent me a message. my shout out in the podcast this week?
the-incoherent-podcast_1_03-31-2026_201413Zachs on you?
batman_1_03-31-2026_201413Itchy
the-incoherent-podcast_1_03-31-2026_201413actually, I've other people that work who want shout outs. So
squadcaster-eg57_1_03-31-2026_201413Shouting
the-incoherent-podcast_1_03-31-2026_201413GA bully,
squadcaster-eg57_1_03-31-2026_201413turn. I'm turning volume down so you don't blow me ear drums.
the-incoherent-podcast_1_03-31-2026_201413GA bully. Jt, one of the other boys has a fence in business out Mary Walway, he's probably bring that up, but he'd talk to him about that.
batman_1_03-31-2026_201413You? Just the, you don't even promote my one anymore
the-incoherent-podcast_1_03-31-2026_201413I forget.
batman_1_03-31-2026_201413and I'm part of your podcast.
the-incoherent-podcast_1_03-31-2026_201413I know you could do it yourself.
batman_1_03-31-2026_201413No, because you took it over. You wanted this that give it to you.
the-incoherent-podcast_1_03-31-2026_201413Katie from work. Has a fencing business, C-S-W fencing, and he lives outta Maryal I've gotta get the details so I can cover it correctly, but had over to his Facebook page and give it a follow and a share and help him out. Just trying to make his own little business just the same as Zach has. So yeah,
batman_1_03-31-2026_201413Speaking of mine's fucking along. yeah,
the-incoherent-podcast_1_03-31-2026_201413I asked from the podcast
batman_1_03-31-2026_201413sent off today. Hey,
the-incoherent-podcast_1_03-31-2026_201413'cause all the listeners to the podcast.
batman_1_03-31-2026_201413nah, it was actually just having a chin rag with a bloke
the-incoherent-podcast_1_03-31-2026_201413Yeah.
batman_1_03-31-2026_201413and then that turned into having another yarn and a ya with a couple other fellas and
the-incoherent-podcast_1_03-31-2026_201413What did you do to the act? Did you take a step letter?
batman_1_03-31-2026_201413no, I fucking went out back there with me shear. Got some yarn out of him.
the-incoherent-podcast_1_03-31-2026_201413Do you actually even have a yarn?
squadcaster-eg57_1_03-31-2026_201413If you mend their fleece together,
the-incoherent-podcast_1_03-31-2026_201413Yeah.
batman_1_03-31-2026_201413Turn it into wool and, yeah.
the-incoherent-podcast_1_03-31-2026_201413So he would've been watching heaps of lately Clarkson's farm. Freaking addicted to it.
batman_1_03-31-2026_201413yeah, I bet you he can start from zero.
the-incoherent-podcast_1_03-31-2026_201413I bet he can't.
batman_1_03-31-2026_201413you.
the-incoherent-podcast_1_03-31-2026_201413If you watch it,
batman_1_03-31-2026_201413Not
the-incoherent-podcast_1_03-31-2026_201413have you watched it ever?
squadcaster-eg57_1_03-31-2026_201413Yeah, I've
the-incoherent-podcast_1_03-31-2026_201413Clarkson's farm? He's not starting from zero. Oh, I'm only up to the, I'm up to the third season. I only just started at one after the restaurant. Well,
batman_1_03-31-2026_201413But you can drive a S truck, Uber.
squadcaster-eg57_1_03-31-2026_201413I can.
the-incoherent-podcast_1_03-31-2026_201413I can drive a P track,
batman_1_03-31-2026_201413No, you can't, Johnson.
the-incoherent-podcast_1_03-31-2026_201413whatever. It's one of those skills, I have, I dunno, the PlayStation.
batman_1_03-31-2026_201413water.
the-incoherent-podcast_1_03-31-2026_201413I can boil the water. Trust me. Like my wife actually asked me for advice on cooking before.
squadcaster-eg57_1_03-31-2026_201413Two minute noodles again.
the-incoherent-podcast_1_03-31-2026_201413No, she was making,
batman_1_03-31-2026_201413I read There was a fucking explosion in Muscle Brook.
the-incoherent-podcast_1_03-31-2026_201413no, it's got nothing to do with that. yeah,
batman_1_03-31-2026_201413I'm talking about you cook and not her.
the-incoherent-podcast_1_03-31-2026_201413I'm good at cooking.
squadcaster-eg57_1_03-31-2026_201413I go? Should I go to Maccas? Hungry Jacks KFC.
batman_1_03-31-2026_201413Use less diesel.
the-incoherent-podcast_1_03-31-2026_201413Okay. See k say slower enough time. They don't have chicken, so
squadcaster-eg57_1_03-31-2026_201413fucking they don't have anything there.
the-incoherent-podcast_1_03-31-2026_201413the muscle brewer, it's pretty bad. So yeah, one of the girls that was in the drive through there seen, she was near in tears one day'cause they had to cut, keep telling, they had to keep telling me that Fri, they didn't have this, didn't have that, and swap things. And she was in tears. And then I seen her working at Kohl's the other day, so she was busting her ass that day. So, yeah, it's good to see. Hey.
batman_1_03-31-2026_201413Did you give her a tip?
the-incoherent-podcast_1_03-31-2026_201413Oh, any cash on me? Anyway. You just got anything else this week?
squadcaster-eg57_1_03-31-2026_201413No, not really. I'll be out, I'll be out of, service most of the weekend too. So if you just need me text, I can get text messages,
the-incoherent-podcast_1_03-31-2026_201413That's what I'd, that's what I'd tell everyone too if I wanted to play PlayStation in quiet.
batman_1_03-31-2026_201413why don't you get a star link?
squadcaster-eg57_1_03-31-2026_201413Just then we've gotta run the generator.
batman_1_03-31-2026_201413Nah. 12 volt winds on me. Ute running off me battery all the time.
squadcaster-eg57_1_03-31-2026_201413Well, I'm, I I've, I've looked into the mini one, the roaming one.
batman_1_03-31-2026_201413my Ute now.
squadcaster-eg57_1_03-31-2026_201413For, for me, at it.
the-incoherent-podcast_1_03-31-2026_201413Yeah. let's buy from us. Talk to you next week.
batman_1_03-31-2026_201413me what to do. Me and Hoover are having a fucking
squadcaster-eg57_1_03-31-2026_201413Yeah.
the-incoherent-podcast_1_03-31-2026_201413Yeah,
batman_1_03-31-2026_201413up.
squadcaster-eg57_1_03-31-2026_201413Yeah., It's like you fucking, you've gotta go cut all this out or something.
the-incoherent-podcast_1_03-31-2026_201413some of it, not all of it, but you just watch your
squadcaster-eg57_1_03-31-2026_201413Yeah.
the-incoherent-podcast_1_03-31-2026_201413No, not,
squadcaster-eg57_1_03-31-2026_201413You
the-incoherent-podcast_1_03-31-2026_201413no.
batman_1_03-31-2026_201413you.
the-incoherent-podcast_1_03-31-2026_201413You know? Yeah. Your is a bad one. Yeah.
squadcaster-eg57_1_03-31-2026_201413Yeah.
the-incoherent-podcast_1_03-31-2026_201413Yeah. And then your stutter. I wonder if he was paying attention to how much he stutters now You are the most noticeable one, and every time you start a sentence, you start with Today. Today you said the same word twice. Start of every sentence.
batman_1_03-31-2026_201413It's, I reckon it's his editing skills.
the-incoherent-podcast_1_03-31-2026_201413No,
squadcaster-eg57_1_03-31-2026_201413I reckon too,
the-incoherent-podcast_1_03-31-2026_201413no,
squadcaster-eg57_1_03-31-2026_201413I reckon he, I reckon he is stitching us up to make himself sound better.
the-incoherent-podcast_1_03-31-2026_201413no,
squadcaster-eg57_1_03-31-2026_201413That's a gray hair. Yeah, that's right. The gray hair is fucking him up.
the-incoherent-podcast_1_03-31-2026_201413no. Spend too much time on the ai. I talk to you,
squadcaster-eg57_1_03-31-2026_201413That is, that, is it for episode 20?
the-incoherent-podcast_1_03-31-2026_201413Hey, see you around like a ringworm.
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