SPEAKER_09 0:17

The universe is predicated on the duality of chaos and order. Without these opposites to define each other, it is impossible for life to exist in any dimension. Therefore, we should accept both chaos and order as equally real and necessary.

SPEAKER_04 0:38

So that that is actually crazy. Like he's yeah, he's hold on.

SPEAKER_03 0:47

You don't hear me?

SPEAKER_04 0:48

I do, but it's not like you're nah. Go again. You yeah, because I think you're the that one is you. Alright, I put you all up. Alright, we don't gotta do all that. Yeah, so the dude, the dude is really is really wildin'. Like this whole shit about paying for parking on a street, like on residential streets, is next level. Because now you're talking about, okay, like you go to work. A lot of people who drive and commute to the office, you gotta pay for parking, obviously. Like I pay for the parking lot at my office, right? But that makes sense because like literally, you know, I work, you know, I work in an office, and you know, it's it's a commercial area, so it will make sense that I'm paying for parking there.

SPEAKER_08 1:36

Yeah.

SPEAKER_04 1:37

But to then take my car out that parking lot, drive all the way to my crib, and find and and and for a lot of these people, like a lot of these blocks where you're gonna have to do it, like it's lit, it's not like you just drive home and you find a parking spot right in front of your crib. Like, these are places where you gotta circle the block a couple times and shit. So you do the circle and the block and all that shit, and then you finally find your spot. I'm gonna have to get a new stand because this shit is. I think this one is cooked. It keeps it keeps going down now. It's over. Yeah, now it's over. But it's it's it's been a good run. And then you finally find a freaking parking lot, uh a parking spot, and you gotta pay for it? Like, that's that's like the balls on this guy, as my brother, as my brother Pete would say, the balls on this guy are it's just it's it's it's insane, bro. It's really insane. Like New York, and bro, we in March. Like, we in March. So you talking about first threatening to hit the retirement fund. Now you got this whole thing with the parking, paying for parking and residential areas, and then of course, the freaking tax hikes. I mean the tax hikes that are gonna result in the rent going up for the middle class and everything. Like, bro, it's wild. See, that's hilarious because I did that was a that was a whole mistake. But now I'm gonna have I'm I was I'm gonna have to use that as an intro.

SPEAKER_03 3:10

That makes sense, nigga. We in the we we in like the midst of the fucking WBC and shit.

SPEAKER_04 3:15

Nah, yeah, nah, but now I I feel like it shit that shit like uh Japan just got smoked premature. But yeah, nah, go ahead. Now I'm gonna I'm gonna I'm gonna talk about Japan real quick, but but nah.

SPEAKER_03 3:25

What would you say about the rent shit? So it's like I feel like New York, bro. Not even New York, but I could say New York because we live here. It's like I don't know, like I feel like they just fucking screw the middle class, you know what I'm saying? Because their whole shtick is we're gonna get the rich people. But one thing I noticed is like, bro, the main shit this city does is just screw niggas that just drive every day. Niggas that drive to work, yeah. The the fucking New York elite are not fucking commuting every day in their car, nigga. That's a fact. They're not dealing with fucking school zone speed cameras, red light cameras, and all this shit, bro. Like, nah, niggas is getting tickets in the mail for going 36 miles per hour, bro.

SPEAKER_04 4:11

And it's just like, bro, it's not like you're speaking from experience.

SPEAKER_03 4:14

No, that's definitely me, bro. Bro, nah, nigga. I don't know.

SPEAKER_04 4:18

It's crazy though, because the 36 miles an hour when the speed limit used to be 35 is nuts.

SPEAKER_03 4:23

Yo, bro. Nah, I yo, and the shit with the fucking buses, I mean it's been changed for a couple years that the buses take pictures of you when you're double parked. I'm like, bro, like you know what it is, because bro, who the fuck is taking pictures of these buses when the buses do stupid shit, bro? You get a ticket for parking on the bus stop, and then you see the bus come by, and the bus doesn't even use the bus stop. The bus stops in the middle of the street. It's a fact, and just causes traffic.

SPEAKER_04 4:49

It's a fact.

SPEAKER_03 4:49

It's like, bro, but if you in the bus stop, you get a ticket.

SPEAKER_04 4:53

They don't even use the bus stop. The ones that don't use the fucking that like bro, like the ones that don't even use the bus lane. The ones that don't use the bus lane, yo, on Fordham, bro. I'm gonna tell you right now, all I feel like everybody who operates a bus on Fordham is probably already aware of that that red SUV type whip in the mornings, bro. Because I'm telling you, son, I be on timing with these people. Like, because they don't use the lane, like the bus lane is there and they cut into your lane and then stay in your lane, and the bus lane is right there. It's like, bro, and then they just stop.

SPEAKER_03 5:25

Like, they I can't be in the line, they don't pull over the stop, they just stop wherever the fuck they are.

SPEAKER_04 5:30

It's wild, bro. Bro, that's it. They just throw themselves and you would think like they're trying to get to work. No, literally, bro, because you talk about a double deck of bus, too.

SPEAKER_07 5:42

They just throw it.

SPEAKER_04 5:43

They be whipping, they be whipping the double bubble shit, bro, like like a skateboard, bro. Literally just skateboard right in front of you. They don't care, and you would think that they late for work or some shit, and then you hit then it dawns on you, like, bro, they at their job, they are at work, bro.

SPEAKER_03 5:58

I don't like bro, I don't let any bus driver, I don't let any commercial driver. Like, if you drive for a living, I'm not letting you cut in front of me. Cause you at work, like, what the fuck you in the rush for? If you in an ambulance, a taxi, a bus, a school bus, yeah, a truck, nigga, you're at work. Your job is to fucking drive. You can wait, nigga. I am on my way to work, nigga. That's what I'm saying. I have to get there. Like, nigga, yo, bus drivers trying to cut you off is the funniest thing. Cause nigga, you're about to stop in two blocks.

SPEAKER_04 6:29

They be about to stop in two seconds half the time, bro.

SPEAKER_03 6:32

What are you doing in fucking cab drivers, bro? Cab drivers, yeah, yeah, they be beasting, yo, yo, let me get in front of you. Just so they can fucking pick up somebody.

SPEAKER_04 6:41

The worst thing to me about the buses, and obviously this is not true, but it just feels like now, okay, now that I'm the driver in the car, yeah, versus when I used to be the rider on the bus. I'm like, why didn't they drive like this when I was on the bus going to school? Like when I used to take the 11 to go to school, I was like, bro, this dude is taking his time, bro. Letting people get in front, waiting for somebody three blocks down to come and get on the bus. Like, yo, they used just chilling, lackadaisical with it. Now that I'm the dude in the car, nah, these dudes is Ven Diesel. Like they nah, they they gotta get to the next stop. Like, you they they don't care. I'm telling you, just cutting you off. When I used to run for the bus, they be whipping like the they be whipping like they like Dominicans and the Hondas, bro. They they don't care, bro.

SPEAKER_03 7:25

Niggas used to close, yo, bro. The bus driver used to see me running for the bus, close the door, and fucking leave. But then when I was on the bus, nigga wanna wait for everybody, bro.

SPEAKER_04 7:33

They did the Spider-Man to you?

SPEAKER_03 7:35

100%. Yo, that that yo, bro, uh hundred percent.

SPEAKER_04 7:38

You know how I knew I was like, They did a good job with that movie because I felt bad for Peter Parker.

SPEAKER_03 7:42

You want to know how I knew, like, when I knew I was a bad person, but it's when I was a teenager. And when I would be on the bus, bro, when I would see a wheelchair nigga at the bus stop, I'd be like, bro, that's everybody. Here we go, man. If you say, if you say, and actually, no, I was on the bus one time where dude told the bus driver, like, you really gonna stop for this nigga?

SPEAKER_04 8:04

Nah, that's crazy. You see, that that's another level.

SPEAKER_03 8:06

Because here's the thing, the bus was filled to the brim. Like, niggas had to like get off and couldn't get back on. Like that.

SPEAKER_04 8:12

But as a New Yorker, okay, as a New Yorker, like, okay, we all are thinking it. Like, when when the bus stops and you see the handicapped person waiting for, we're the same thought go, especially if you run in late somewhere, everybody has the same thought. But to voice it is crazy, bro. Like, it's really freaking wild.

SPEAKER_03 8:36

I'm like, bro.

SPEAKER_04 8:37

He don't got a choice, bro. Like, if somebody get him on camera not stopping for the dude in the wheelchair, is yo, that would go viral. As like, that's crazy. You can't not stop for the dude in the wheelchair, bro. You gotta stop.

SPEAKER_03 8:49

Like, nah, bro, we we ain't got time for your shit today. Bro, nah, but yo, that shit used to get me tight, bro. Like, if you yo, if you're running late, that shit'll really get you fucking tight, bro.

SPEAKER_04 8:59

Nah, bro, it's nuts. And it's on again, like, I feel like the shit is only gonna get worse. Like with the stuff that uh, you know, momdami talks about, like with the free busing and all that or whatever. I don't see how that, I don't see how this improves. I feel like this situation gets worse. Like we already saw what happened to us with that first snowstorm that hit, and the way that traffic was for three weeks, like literally. I'm like, I mean, this is the new New York brother. Like, we are in for years of hell. Like, the the traffic was already unbearable. But I mean, it it just it it just kind of hits you like one of those things, like be careful what you wish for. Like when you sit there and be like, I mean, how much worse can it get? And that's that was a thought that I've I've had in recent years. Like, I mean, you know, things are bad, but you know, the the I guess the good thing is, I mean, it can't get any worse, right? And it's like, not really, brother. Like, this year, this year done showed me pretty clearly, like, oh no, it can get worse. It can and will get worse.

SPEAKER_03 9:59

I think the funniest shit about momdani is the first time we had a snowstorm, the day before, he was like, No. New York City is a resilient city, the schools will be open and we will be functioning. And then the next time it was a snowstorm, the day before the snowstorm, it was like, Yeah, nah, schools is closed. They might be closed, they might be closed Tuesday, too. Pay attention to pay attention to your local weather reports, nigga. Bro, I'm saying it's like yo, that snow learned him, bro. He had to, nah, bro.

SPEAKER_04 10:29

It's clip, he had to, bro. He had to, but it's just it's crazy because, like, we're normal, like, bro, it's not like we a place that doesn't get snow. No, and that's the thing. That's why there's very little, how you say, like, that's why I give him very little leeway when it comes to that. Because we're a city that is familiar with snowstorms and blizzards and all of that. For us to get caught like that and to be put in a situation like that, and then you blame Mother Nature, like we never got snow and cold and prolonged cold weather in the past, like, bro, what are you talking about? Like, we we deal with this all the time. We deal with it all the time. It just seemed like you wasn't ready. You weren't ready. And people and and and the infrastructure just was not, you know, properly in place the way it normally is. I'm talking about overtime and all that. When you take office and immediately you start talking about, well, you know, we got a deficit and our the budgets are very bad right now. So obviously you weren't paying people overtime, you weren't giving the sanitation people overtime and all that to be on the roads 24 24-7 all day long and round the clock cleaning snow and stuff like that. You know you wasn't with doing that because you were telling people to stop spending money.

SPEAKER_03 11:37

Not for nothing, nigga. You knew the you knew the budget was shit, nigga, before you got in, nigga. Niggas knew where the fuck New York was before you took office. That's the shit, bro. When niggas get in office, they say a bunch of shit and then they don't do it, and then they say, ah, you know, it's cause this, this, and that. It's like, bro, you knew the situation when you was getting in there, bro. You knew that situation, bro. You knew fucking New York ain't have no money. You knew Kathy Hokel was not gonna be fucking with none of the bullshit that you trying to propose. Like you knew that shit, bro. Just of course, just say what it was, bro. If not, bro, you could have been, you could have been like Eric Adams, bro, chilling out in Dykeman in the hookah bar, nigga.

SPEAKER_04 12:14

Yeah, literally. And I thought that, and I I was telling, um, I was telling people recently, I'm like, bro, when Adams was in office and some of the shenanigans were going on with him, I would literally say, like, bro, this dude is like the worst. He's horrible. Like, this guy's out partying, he's doing hookah, he's doing this, he's doing that. What about him? Oh, I thought Eric Adams was bad. You know what I'm saying? In the clubs with the hookah and all that shit, whatever. And then and then mom Dami takes office, and I'm like, you know what? Eric Adams might not have been all that bad. You know what I mean?

SPEAKER_03 12:47

Like Eric Adams is for the people.

SPEAKER_04 12:51

Yeah, brother. I don't know. And again, it's early, it's only a couple months in, but it's like, yeah, man, I don't know. I'm I I'm just I say all that to say I'm not really, I'm not really feeling with this, I'm not really feeling the Zoran right now, bro. I'm not I'm not feeling the vibes. I'm just not like I don't know if that's it. But what's it called? You you mentioned it, or you mentioned it earlier. Um Japan got eliminated from WBC. So for those who don't know, the WBC is the world baseball classic.

SPEAKER_06 13:19

Japan lost today?

SPEAKER_04 13:21

Yeah, they just lost. So it's it's a tournament that happens every three to four years. It's been on a three-year cycle recently because they're trying to get back on schedule ever since COVID messed everything up. But uh, yeah, nah, do your thing. So we're currently in the quarterfinals, and Japan was just upset by Team Venezuela. Eight, two, six, I believe, or some shit like that. Oh no, eight five, but I don't think they scored anymore. But yeah, they lost, bro. So Japan is out of here, which is crazy. Which is crazy, brother, because this entire tournament was rigged for the United States and Japan to face in a rematch in the finals, and for the United States to get uh their revenge on Japan.

SPEAKER_03 14:09

I think this I think there's gonna be one of those years, like how the NFL is sometimes where it's just like the best matchup isn't actually the Super Bowl. Yeah. This might be one of the years, because the best matchup might might be United States DR.

SPEAKER_04 14:23

I would say yes. I would say yes and no.

SPEAKER_03 14:27

Unless DR faces Venezuela again.

SPEAKER_04 14:29

That's what I was saying. To me, the best rivalry left now that Japan is eliminated, the best rivalry left is DR Venezuela. And even though we already got it once this tournament, to get it twice in one tournament is historic. But to do that, the DR needs to beat USA tomorrow night. At the time we're recording this, because we record Saturday. When this releases on Monday, we were we already know we would already know who won between USA and DR. And I am hoping and praying that it's DR because if not, I'm gonna be sick.

SPEAKER_03 15:03

Nigga, just know Paul Schemes, Paul Schemes, Paul Streams, D R and Nine.

SPEAKER_01 15:13

Your mic is muted. Alright, go ahead. You live now. You live, you live.

SPEAKER_06 15:22

This is crazy, bro. The disrespect, man. You valid, bro. My mic is off. Bro, I had to I had to start. Yo, let me let y'all niggas know sign, bro. I'm always there from the future. DR 1713. B USA.

SPEAKER_04 15:38

17 to 13 is wild, bro.

SPEAKER_06 15:40

And I put a parlay. Nobody hit a home run.

SPEAKER_04 15:42

30 runs is nuts.

SPEAKER_06 15:44

Yo, my glasses is glaring the NYPD fucking little colors, and I'm tripping.

unknown 15:50

Oh shit.

SPEAKER_04 15:51

Oh, because the because the lights in the back.

SPEAKER_06 15:53

Yo, what's up? What's up? What's up? What's up? What's up? What's up? What's up, my niggas?

unknown 15:58

Alright.

SPEAKER_04 15:58

But um, so you got okay, hold on. So let's do that real quick. So we got so Japan is out of here, which means Venezuela will meet Italy for the semifinal on Monday. Those tacos were slapping, nigga. I'm shit just fire. That shit wasn't for you. No, that was mine. Nah. Who was it for? Me, bro. I mean, hey, God bless. I'm glad you enjoyed them shits, brother. But uh, what's it called? I could I ordered, I I don't I ate one or two of them, bro. But I'm glad the nigga enjoyed them shits. Them shits is fire. What's going on with me, bro? Why is my shit delaying? Nah, but Jenna's too. I saw Jenna yesterday, and his shit is like him and you are like on the same exact type of topic. Like, what is going on, bro? I look like a turtle. No, but me, me and Zay's facial hair grows back really fast.

SPEAKER_06 16:46

That's because yeah, niggas eat a lot of tacos.

SPEAKER_04 16:50

That's I'm glad you left it at that. But um, so Venezuela will face Italy. Italy's not to be slept on either, bro. Italy got some Italy got a great freaking offense. It will be something if Italy ends up in the final. Nobody predicted them in the final. So that would be really wild. Even though I'm gonna give credit to a big fan of the pie show, actually, our boy Harry, um, who apparently he's been he's been like on Team Italy from the jump, saying that they could possibly be a sleeper team in this tournament. So shouts out to him.

SPEAKER_06 17:24

Bro, he just mad, nigga, because Puerto Rico ain't got no no no like following, nigga.

SPEAKER_04 17:30

Puerto Rico, Puerto Rico has no following?

SPEAKER_06 17:32

You said nobody likes Puerto Rico, nigga.

SPEAKER_03 17:35

We are half Puerto Rican, brother. No, you not. Niggas did Puerto Rico filthy, bro.

SPEAKER_04 17:40

Nah, they violated Puerto Rico crazy.

SPEAKER_03 17:42

And the fact that they lost no bias, no career. Bad bunny pulled up, like, yo, fuck it. I'll piss insurance. But the thing he was like, yeah, nah.

SPEAKER_04 17:52

Yo, bro, I gotta figure out what's going on. I don't even hear you on the mic. Yeah, I gotta figure out why it's not me either. Bro, I'm telling you, like it's you're far. Yeah, I don't think maybe you're too far from it or something because talk now. Yeah, I don't hear you well at all. You're seeing there I hear you, but when you talk regular, I don't hear you.

SPEAKER_06 18:14

The mic fake, nigga.

unknown 18:15

It might be.

SPEAKER_04 18:16

Nah, bro, but something might be up.

SPEAKER_06 18:18

But this year in the WBC, I saw that in the WC.

SPEAKER_04 18:22

I still feel like it's low. Something's something's up with that.

SPEAKER_06 18:25

Like, if you just was your parents is Italian, I'm a play. Like the whole MOB is full of American Italians. So it's like they're they're playing in Italy. It's not like actual Italians.

SPEAKER_04 18:38

No, they have a couple of actual Italians on the team.

SPEAKER_03 18:41

Yeah, they got niggas out the pizza shop.

SPEAKER_04 18:46

Yeah, the pitcher, the pitcher who started today's game, like is like like no, bro. It's funny though, because I think the best player on Team Italy is a Venezuelan.

SPEAKER_06 18:56

Yo, yeah. Where did Austin Wells come from? Austin Wells American. I've been meaning to ask niggas, though.

SPEAKER_04 19:02

Austin Wells American, but his mother's Dominican. Funny story, had breakfast with Austin Wells on Wednesday morning before I left Miami.

SPEAKER_06 19:09

You had breakfast with? Yeah. Look at this.

SPEAKER_04 19:13

Austin Wells, yeah.

SPEAKER_06 19:13

This is the way this nigga moving, bro. Yeah, brother. They got Bourmain jeans and shit.

SPEAKER_04 19:18

I mean, you know.

SPEAKER_06 19:19

That nigga. You got Rick Owens, nigga.

SPEAKER_03 19:22

Nah, nah, not even, bro.

SPEAKER_06 19:23

Yeah, bro. I'm watching. Y'all niggas fit is fly, bro. Why I come to the pie like this, bro?

SPEAKER_04 19:28

I just put on, I just put on what I had.

SPEAKER_06 19:30

I be putting on that shit, nigga.

SPEAKER_04 19:33

I kept I kept what I had on earlier, but I mean I put it together.

SPEAKER_06 19:39

My shit look like a turtle's back.

SPEAKER_03 19:42

Nah, bro.

SPEAKER_04 19:43

A turtle's back is. But y'all can see, can y'all see on camera? Can can because this is the first time they're looking at y'all since y'all did away with the beard.

SPEAKER_06 19:52

Zay Zay always looked like that.

SPEAKER_04 19:55

Yeah, Zay's beard is almost already back because we didn't record last. If we would have recorded last week, y'all would have saw G, Momo, and Zay with like fresh faces, but their their beards already coming back. I didn't get to do it because I couldn't shave before I went to Miami. But that's an interesting story. I'm gonna save that for when G eventually gets here so we can talk about like how that came about because that was funny. He's coming? Uh yeah, he said he's coming. Um back to the back to the tournament though. Uh PR got absolutely boned. Like, no Korea, no Baez, no Lindor. I mean, that's the heart of their team, but they still fought, got to the quarterfinals, and they gave Italy a run for their money, bro. They they they brought it, they were down eight to two. They they made it eight to six late in the game.

SPEAKER_03 20:37

Yeah, I mean, they they a couple of the pits. They were sold ass, yeah, bro.

SPEAKER_04 20:43

I think I mean Puerto Rico was literally one or two big hits away from being in the semifinal, and that's wild given the team that they had to go there with this year. But I mean, hey, like it is what it is. Hopefully, next time you get you get, you know, you get the the A-team back because Puerto Rico hasn't never won this tournament, and it's just it feels like a mistake. And I'm not saying that this would have been the year that Puerto Rico was gonna win. Obviously, like like I believe in Puerto Rican baseball and I believe in the talent that Puerto Rico has, but I don't know if this was the year, like I think USA is just way too stacked, DR is just way too stacked, and I think that even if PR had their guys, like they might have upset one of the big three, like Japan, USA, or DR, but I don't think they were getting through two out of those three teams. I just think it's too, it's too tall of a task. So, but yeah, Puerto Rico got eliminated today by Italy. So now after Venezuela upsets Japan, that sets up Italy and versus Japan the same day that this episode comes out. So who you got there? I'm thinking Italy versus Venezuela. Uh Italy versus Venezuela. I I'm thinking, depending on who Venezuela has pitching, I like.

SPEAKER_03 22:00

I like I like Venezuela either way. I think their offense is dynamic.

SPEAKER_04 22:04

I think Italy, I think I think Italy's a dangerous team, bro.

SPEAKER_03 22:07

No, they they are, but I don't know.

SPEAKER_04 22:09

I think Venezuela, I think Venezuela has because here's the thing. I think Venezuela is most dangerous when the pressure isn't on them. Right? Yeah. And like you saw it the other day when they played DR. DR get got went out to the lead early, and they they pretty much dominated that game. And then in the ninth inning, this dude walks the fucking bases loaded, and then all of a sudden Venezuela's like lethal. And it's like because like nobody's expecting you to win now because DR was winning most of the game. That's when they're the most dangerous. How did they just upset Japan? Because Japan was the heavy favorite over them. Like nobody expected Venezuela to win. When you go and say now that they're gonna play Team Italy, as good as Team Italy's been, Venezuela's the favorite in that matchup. So I don't I don't I don't I don't feel the same about them as a favorite.

SPEAKER_06 23:03

Who uh Italy?

SPEAKER_04 23:05

No, no, I'm saying like Venezuela. I don't feel the same about them as a as a favorite.

SPEAKER_06 23:09

I don't really want Venezuela to win, anyways, nigga. I'm tired of the fucking shit that dumb niggas is Dominicans. They not Dominicans, nigga. They're more Mexican than Dominicans.

SPEAKER_04 23:19

That's wild. That is wild.

SPEAKER_06 23:21

Don't compare me to no Maduro, nigga. I don't look like a Plata no Maduro, nigga. I don't look like a Plata no frito.

SPEAKER_04 23:28

Nah, bro, I'm not. Listen, don't get me, don't, don't you, I'm not gonna def like when it comes to Venezuelan baseball, I think my my my they one of the they one of the top. But my opinion is very clear on them. Like, I I don't fuck with that team. Literally on MOYU, like I was calling for them for days. I was I was throwing shots at them and all of that. If if DR would have lost to them the other day, it would have been really bad for me. It would have been like very bad.

SPEAKER_06 23:54

I think the WBC has awoken the real reason why I hate Trump. What? Because Trump should have left Maduro there.

SPEAKER_05 24:11

Oh god. What are you talking about?

SPEAKER_01 24:14

Because these niggas here, they too happy. Okay?

SPEAKER_06 24:21

They too happy. Okay. They love this sport, they love the US, they love like no. You don't love nothing. They're too happy now. Go over there. DR is the greatest baseball team right now, bro. They actually made yo, bro. Yo, WBC made me start watching baseball, bro. It brought a lot of fans back. Yeah, they brought a lot of fans back. They had to do this, bro. Like, yo, man. This shit actually had me like watching the shit with the kids, with my wife in the crib. Got the shit. Bumper Fernando Tatis. You know, I got my Doge Coven Finland's baseball rookie card.

SPEAKER_08 24:59

Yeah.

SPEAKER_06 25:00

That shit just stock plot. Like, that shit's like skyrocketed, bro.

SPEAKER_04 25:05

Bro. Did you guys so good baseball though? It's some of the best baseball you you'll ever see, honestly.

SPEAKER_03 25:12

Like that, that DR lineup, like I don't I don't know if I stacked seen like a lineup that good.

SPEAKER_04 25:18

Like, and and to be honest, it's it's been overshadowed because the DR lineup is so good. But the American lineup is one is one of the best lineups you'll ever see. Like, you're talking about a lineup that features Aaron Judge, Bryce Harper, Kyle Raleigh, Bobby Witt Jr.

SPEAKER_01 25:35

Gunner Henderson, Aaron Buxton, who plays right?

SPEAKER_04 25:41

Oh, obviously Judge plays right for them. Who plays left for them?

SPEAKER_03 25:45

Aaron Judge. I know they have uh Pete Crow, Armstrong.

SPEAKER_01 25:48

Oh yeah, PCA, he also plays center field for them. I feel like I'm blank.

SPEAKER_04 25:56

Why am I blanking on who's been playing left for them? Um obviously has them in that. Uh Bregman plays third base for them, also. Um Damn man, that sucks. I don't know why I'm blanking on that one, but um Yeah, but it's one of the best lineups you'll ever see, though. The American lineup is also one of the best lineups you'll ever see. Venezuela's lineup is also not to be messed with. You talk about Eugenio Suarez, Gleber Torres, Sal Perez, who's a freaking legend, Hall of Famer, when he's done doing it. Luis Sarayas, La Regadera, like one of the best we've ever seen.

SPEAKER_06 26:30

Listen, let me tell you. Let me tell all y'all niggas listening to the pod on Monday. Roman Anthony. This beginning pod, you're hearing about baseball. Let me tell you something.

SPEAKER_04 26:39

That's what I did. That's that's what I'm saying.

SPEAKER_06 26:40

Only Leon Francisco knows these players, nigga. I'm only watching it for three reasons. But you know the DR team. DR, Fernando Tatis, and Vladdy. That's it.

SPEAKER_04 26:53

You know the DR team, bro. Vladdy Jr. also, yeah, Vladdy Jr.'s my guy, bro.

SPEAKER_06 26:57

Juan Soto looks like one of those niggas that I probably went to high school with. And he just pisses me off.

SPEAKER_04 27:02

And then Juan Soto's a monster. All right, so to jump off this one, um, who do we got? Who do we got winning the whole thing? DR nigga. So we got DR. We got DR winning to we got DR winning tomorrow against the U.S. I also got DR, that's why I got the hat on today. I got I got DR beating the U.S. tomorrow. I know it's gonna be their biggest test all tournament because they gotta beat uh Paul Skeens. But here's my thing. As good as Paul Skeens is, right? And I do believe that he is the best pitcher in baseball right now. I love Tarek Scuble. I get it. He's probably a lot I know a lot of people give him the edge over Paul Scheme right now. I'm I'm more of a Paul Skeens guy. Paul Skeens is one guy, though. And you got it, you he's he's gonna have to do it against one through nine. And that one through that one through nine, there's no I mean, how could you expect him to like bro? He plays for the Pirates. At the end of the day, like there is no lineup like this in Major League Baseball. As good as the Dodgers are, their lineup is nothing compared to what this Dominican lineup is. This Dominican lineup is, bro, Tatis. Fernando Tatis Jr. Like literally out the gate, you're facing Fernando Tatis Jr., right? In the two-hole, Catel Marte, switch hitting, second baseman, whose clutch is fucked. I mean, bro. Number three, Juan fucking Soto. The the third best hitter in all of baseball hits third in the DR lineup. Number four, Vladimir Guerrero Jr. Clutch as they freaking come. I was looking at a stat the other day about his numbers from through through last post, his numbers from last postseason through the WBC. This dude is clutch, bro. His OPS is like a 1.3. Nigga has like 10 home runs. Right? Then you got then you got Manny, then you got Manny Machado playing third base and batting. Yeah, and batting fit. No, Machado, Machado is Machado's a beast.

SPEAKER_06 28:54

Yeah, nah, but he he duking it right now.

SPEAKER_04 28:57

Nah, he got he was headed.

SPEAKER_06 28:59

He got hits against Korea.

SPEAKER_04 29:00

He didn't do nothing against Venezuela, but he he's he's had some good games. So then you got Machado, right? Five. And then who we got sixth? Because Wells and them, they bat they bat late. Like Perdomo, Wells. They're the bottom of the lineup. Oh, so Julio Rodriguez, I think, comes next. He plays center field, right? Six.

SPEAKER_01 29:17

And then who do you got? Who do they have? Because then you got Perdomo.

SPEAKER_04 29:28

You got Perdomo. You got Osuna. Oh, you got whoever, whoever DH. Oh, whoever DH is Perdomo. No, Caminero comes first. How could I forget La Maxima? Caminero. Junior Caminero's a freaking beast. Mentido, Año, he's 22, bro. That kid is gonna torment the Yankees for the foreseeable future, bro. So then you got Caminero DH'ing, right, when he's not playing third, right? Then you got Peradomo. Then you got Austin Wells. Like, bro, and Austin Wells looks better in this freaking lineup, bro. This team is absolutely positively stacked. And then on the bench, O'Neal Cruz comes off the bench and hits 450-foot bombs. Pitch hitting. Bro, this one through nine is nuts. So I get it. Like, this people. I was talking with Pete today, bro. Obviously, Pete is team USA all the way. Like he got the George Washington wig, he got the USA jersey, all of that. We're supposed to call a game tomorrow night.

SPEAKER_06 30:22

I thought he was Italian.

SPEAKER_04 30:23

He's Italian American.

SPEAKER_06 30:25

Yeah, bro. You see, you mendebate, bro. You Italian Pete.

SPEAKER_04 30:29

He's gonna re he's gonna rep USA first. Oh man. If USA, and the funny thing is that I think if USA went out, maybe he'd root for Team Italy, but I feel like he he would if USA lost tomorrow. I think if in the final, if in the final it was DR versus Italy, I feel like he'd root for Team DR. Like, I don't, but I could be wrong. I could be wrong. But I don't I know that tomorrow night he's gonna be Team USA all the way. But I'm sorry, brother. Team DR, baby. I think I think we got it. I think look, the the the Dominican team has done the most damage against fastballs. Like that's the one that's the one pitch that it's like every single time they get it, this this freaking tournament, they do damage. That's Paul Skeen's bread and butter. And yes, he might have the best one in baseball, second best one in baseball. It's true. But at some point, a lineup that one through nine has been killing that pitch, somebody's gonna get it. You know what I'm saying? Somebody has to get it. So I got DR winning. Zay, who you got? I like DR.

SPEAKER_03 31:30

I think I think that lineup is just tough. It's it's just tough. And it it that's the thing, it it doesn't matter. Like, even if Paul Steens goes up there and has a decent outing, it's gonna be a lot of high pressure pitches. They're not gonna push him too much, and you still need your ballpen to come out and fucking get the job done. And it's too much, it's too many players that that put you in a fucking position. Like, just bro, having to deal with Ju Soto and Vladimir Guerrero Jr. back to back is just ridiculous. A criminal because Juan Soto doesn't get himself out. Like, he's not you're not gonna get him to swing at no bullshit, right? Yeah, so you gotta attack him the right way. Yeah, yeah. And then if he gets on, if he doesn't get on, if you leave leave a mistake, nigga, Vladdy gonna send that shit for 450 feet.

SPEAKER_04 32:14

That's a fact.

SPEAKER_03 32:15

And then and this is if this is if nigga you can even get to them without fucking Tatis doing that to you. Like, that's if you can even make it to them. Like, there's that's what I'm saying. It's just haven't seen them slow down, slow down.

SPEAKER_04 32:31

When that bro, when that lineup turns over, it's it's nuts because you're talking about Pedidomo, Austin Wells, all them at the bottom of the freaking lineup, right? And then immediately the number one hitter is Fernando Tatis Jr. And it just gets worse. Like, it's like, bro, if you let if you let seven, eight, and nine get on base, you are screwed. There's nothing you can do. There's nothing you could do. And seven, eight, and nine is literally where pitchers are like, okay, like this is this is where I gotta catch my breath. Like, you know what I mean? This is where I gotta that this is where I gotta breathe. I catch my breather. You can't do that. You can't do that with with one through nine in DR. You just can't.

SPEAKER_03 33:08

What I would say is, I'm not I think DR will win, but I'm not as confident because I Sevy's on the mound.

SPEAKER_04 33:16

Yeah, like I'm gonna be.

SPEAKER_03 33:17

Sevy's on the mound.

SPEAKER_04 33:18

The moment I saw that Severino was pitching, that my confidence got deflated.

SPEAKER_03 33:22

Their pitching can get exposed, bro. Bro, Sevi, Sevi scares the bejesus out of me.

SPEAKER_04 33:29

Especially against this USA lineup, bro. Yo, Sevi pitching against Aaron Judge is a nightmare. It's a nightmare. Aaron Judge, listen, people can say what they want, bro. He hasn't missed the mistake all tournament. And Sevi makes mistakes. So it's like, yeah, brother, I'm not looking forward to that. Bobby Witt Jr. is a tough ass customer. Like, Bryce Harper hasn't been doing, you know, much. Kyle Raleigh hasn't done dick all tournament. But like, guys like uh Gunnar Henderson, uh Ernie Clement, if he gets the start, like bro, like they have a Bryce Tarang even, like, bro, they they just they these are scrappy freaking dudes. PCA, like they got hitters, bro. Team USA got hitters, and they got the pitching. Like, they're there if they got paw schemes going tomorrow night, and then their bullpen is really freaking good.

SPEAKER_06 34:15

Yo, what what can I try this shit? Yeah, what flavor is this?

SPEAKER_04 34:19

Crazy berry.

SPEAKER_06 34:21

I'll take a pull. Yeah. I gotta press a button. No, just pull?

SPEAKER_03 34:26

Yeah, you just start sucking on it.

SPEAKER_04 34:28

Hey, yo, listen. That being said, man, so we all picking DR, so then there's no other way. There's no other way for us to start this episode than with Rochi. We gotta keep the vibes up for Team DR. You hear me? You know what I'm saying? This is gonna sound crazy on Monday morning if DR loses, bro. But I gotta I gotta have confidence in my boys, okay? You heard me?

SPEAKER_06 35:03

Hey, day two, but I be nigga.

SPEAKER_01 35:06

That chemistry is crazy, bro.

SPEAKER_06 35:07

Yo, my nigga, how you smoke that shit?

SPEAKER_01 35:10

God damn. What are you supposed to do with this shit, nigga? I definitely have it.

SPEAKER_06 35:49

You're not smoking. Yeah, you won't, nigga. This is nicknamed, huh?

SPEAKER_01 35:55

Yeah, it's like moving. Nah, bro. Yo, yo, brother, isn't he no smoke?

SPEAKER_04 36:05

Uh you know what, too? Nah, you know. And this is episode, this is episode 22. DR is winning. This is the one solo episode. So DR is winning. Episode 22 in the population, baby.

SPEAKER_06 36:20

This is the one time that I'm not patriotic. This is the one time I don't give a fuck about the USA. This is the one time, nigga, my fucking president is Luis Abinader, nigga. This is the one time, nigga, Trump King, nigga. Fuck him. Fuck the US, nigga. It's the Mar DM from the I'm with you, baby. You gotta do it, bro. I'm with you, baby. Hit my lama, nigga. I'm super patriotic. I'm with him. Ruchi, everybody gotta go. La Vibra. Anybody that pulled up for WBC, nigga, better not stay here, nigga. Go back. I pulled up for WBC. What are you talking about? No, I'm talking about like niggas that came from other countries. So go back.

SPEAKER_04 36:59

Oh yo, actually, I wanted to talk yo, bro. The next WBC, y'all gotta come with us, man. The vibes are absolutely amazing.

SPEAKER_06 37:12

Did you have like a booth or some shit?

SPEAKER_04 37:15

What do you mean?

SPEAKER_06 37:16

Like a little spot?

SPEAKER_04 37:19

Where did you sit? Oh, like I was on the suite. No, I wasn't, I was on field level. I was on the field. I was right there. We got we had really we had really good tickets.

SPEAKER_06 37:26

NYYU is moving on up, bro.

SPEAKER_04 37:29

We went to the suites to to see people. Oh, yo, I met I met I met I met Big Poppy. Shouts out to Big Poppy. That shit was dope. I think I think the reason that I met him is because he thought that I was somebody else. This that's yeah, that shit was hilarious. So I'm walking through the hallway in the suite, and I see Vic, you can't miss him because he's fucking huge. And he's walking down the hallway, and I go, and I just do the head nod, like I'm like, hey Poppy, whatever. And he comes, he's like, that on me, I give me a fist bump, all that shit. I'm like, Loco, chili. He's like, oh, you made it. I was like, claro, claro. And then he just kept walking. I met encarnación. I was really upset with myself, though, because I didn't realize that right next to David Ortiz was my favorite pitcher of all time.

SPEAKER_06 38:23

Damn Mariano Rivera.

SPEAKER_04 38:25

No. Oh. See, that's the fun. So this is a weird thing. Yankee fans, the Yankee fans who follow us on MOYU and whatever. No, people people take exceptions to this because they're like, You a Yankee fan. Like, how could you say that? But growing up, and when I played baseball as a pitcher, I modeled everything after Pedro Martinez. I absolutely, positively adore Pedro Martinez. I love Pedro Martinez, bro. And he was right there. But Big Poppy's so freaking huge. I didn't see him. Like he literally blocked him. And then afterwards, Pete was like, damn, bro, like that's kind of weird. Because I don't like, aren't you like the biggest Pedro fan? I was like, yeah, like what do you think? He's like, bro, he was right there. And you didn't say nothing to him. I was like, what? He's like, you didn't see him. I didn't freaking see him, bro. I can't. It's crazy, bro. I gotta say, my nigga. Oh, and El Alpha. Shout out to Alpha L Hefe. Yeah, he was there.

SPEAKER_03 39:15

You should have led with that.

SPEAKER_04 39:16

Yeah, yeah. Alpha was with us. Yo, Alpha's mad short, bro.

SPEAKER_03 39:20

Nigga, fuck Big Poppy, nigga.

SPEAKER_04 39:22

That's Big Poppy. Wait.

SPEAKER_06 39:25

Okay, look okay. Yo, let me tell y'all, nigga, some shit.

SPEAKER_04 39:30

Nati Natasha and Ralphie Pina. I mean, Rafi Pina, shout out to you, but I didn't really care. Nati Natasha, though.

SPEAKER_06 39:36

In the years that I've known Maximilians, in the years that I've known King Leonidas, in the years that I've known Cito, Saliva King, Cito, the demonizer. Saliva King. Um, that is. I'm actually very proud of you, my nigga. Because, bro, you've always wanted to be um like doing all this shit, bro. Like content, that's number one, especially in the baseball industry. You got opportunities before to like commentate and do shit for like sports, and you didn't take it obviously because you chose the path of uh, you know, family and church and faith, and you know, sticking to where God has placed you your calling, which is here, the communities and the catechizing. Yeah. And the simple fact that God gives to his friends while they sleep, bro, like he gives you exactly what you've always desired, what you've wanted. It really, it I am very, very, very, very happy and proud of you, my nigga. Honestly, bro. I appreciate it. Because like me, that's not my tea. Like, that's not my first, like, I'll probably be starstruck just being in a room, probably like Phantom and like Kai and Feed and Phantom went to the game. I know he was there. He was there. That was like, damn.

SPEAKER_04 40:59

He went to the Korea game, right?

SPEAKER_06 41:01

Yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_04 41:02

Oh, my boy met him, uh, polling caps.

SPEAKER_06 41:04

So, you know, hearing hearing you like this arrollando thing, like all of that shit, bro. Like, nigga, me and Ashley were talking about it the other day. It was like, yo, I'm Ashley was like, yo, I'm so happy for Sito. Like, it's so it must be so cool to be doing exactly what you've always wanted to do. Like, you've done financing, you've done financing, nigga. You've done like uh teaching and shit, and then gone to school to get your diploma, all this shit. But my nigga, we gotta tip our hats to you, bro. Cause you are definitely doing exactly what you wanted. No envy, no shit, just no shame, nigga. Support is free. My nigga's really doing his shit. Here we go from the Princeton Seminary to the WBC spreading theology of baseball upon the Father David Ortiz. Father David Ortiz, he saw him. That's gave him the peace and introduced into the holy, holy home run.

SPEAKER_04 42:00

You know what's crazy is that if I would have said what's up to Pedro, he probably would have we probably could have chopped it up about Jesus because he's he's very, very, very much into his faith.

SPEAKER_03 42:08

Like when he talks, bro, they would have brought you to the dugout to do the prayer, bro.

SPEAKER_04 42:12

When he talks to the when he talks to the team, bro, he's always like, yo, basado en la fe, everything is like Mina. Lo primero is Dios. La gloria, la gloria es de Hell. Like everything is God first. God that yo, Pedro is a freaking holy roller, bro. Alright, we got we got G, we got G in the building, so it's up, bro.

SPEAKER_06 42:31

Nah, nigga. Nah, I gotta say, I gotta say that shit, bro. I appreciate it. Really, really, really, really proud of you, my nigga. For real, bro. That shit is has to be the most fiery experience ever. It's like me hitting a block in Connecticut, and every single homeowner's go solar, bro. Like, that's how I would feel.

SPEAKER_04 42:52

Hell yeah. No, bro, I'm telling you, it's like, that's what I'm telling you. For the next one, bro, like, y'all gotta pull up. It's such a it's such an experience, bro. Like, literally, so the day that I left, right? Because I I left the day of the Venezuela game because we had to get back because we had scrutiny, a scrutiny meeting on Thursday. So you couldn't get a flight. I couldn't get a flight for Thursday morning that would get me back here in time for the scrutiny meeting. So the choice was literally between, okay, go to the Venezuela DR game and then miss the scrutinies, or miss the Venezuela DR game and come, and obviously I was like, I can't, you know what I'm saying? That this is this mission, obviously the mission is first and whatever. So we left literally like as the Venezuela game is going. But bro, I was it it was hard. Like, you know, the devil did his big one because I'm on the plane, the flight gets delayed an hour and change, and then I got people who are at the game texting me, like, bro, yo, yo, you know where we were yesterday, you know where we were for the last game, bro. Fruta's here, dude. I was like, fuck, bro. Like, I'm like, yo, I would have freaking. Yo, bro, I was tight. And it's crazy like Fruta.

SPEAKER_06 44:00

Too, right?

SPEAKER_04 44:00

Yeah, Gato. Yeah, Gotto goes with me everywhere. Anytime, anytime I hit I hit the I hit the the road for for the youth, Gato's there with me. Because I mean, honestly, too, she's a big help. Like, she takes she takes a lot of my she takes a lot of the pictures and footage. Like she helps uh Jira, who also does it. So the two of them, when they tag team on that shit, the footage that we get is crazy. I mean for the breakfast with Austin Wells, though, like we literally had to be like, no, like don't because like that shit was like more like informal and like it would have been ugly to be like, all right, like like his family was there, like he had his daughter there and everything, like in the freaking Duna and all that. I'm like, we're not gonna.

SPEAKER_06 44:36

Yeah, nah, me, me and Ashley. Uh if we were in um expecting right now, yeah, or she would have given birth already, we would have been. Well, I would have went to Miami, nigga. Once I heard you was going to Miami, nigga, I was like, yo, damn, nigga, nigga should just book a flight. Everybody in CT was talking about that shit. I heard, I overheard uh people saying that they wish they would have gone. Nigga, you motivated so many niggas to want to go to Miami, bro.

SPEAKER_04 45:04

Cotto was talking with Erica while she was over there, or like two stars.

SPEAKER_06 45:06

Yeah, Erica, she was shoot, she wanted to go.

SPEAKER_04 45:09

No, bro, this this but I think this year, like not also, not just because I was there, but also because like this year, especially for us Dominicans, this tournament is different. Like we don't like I was speaking to my sister-in-law, Cado's sister, the one who lives in DR, and she was FaceTiming us on Wednesday night after DR beat Venezuela. And bro, she was FaceTiming us from like because she she literally was like, yo, nah, like it's a movie. And like she was in her house and she was like, nah, it's a movie outside. Like, she just went outside because she's like, I gotta be a part of this. And she FaceTimes, like, bro, DR was lit, bro. Like, bro, El Malecon, but oh, like, yeah, no, yeah, no, yeah. Like, yo, there was no space for nobody. They were just turning up music. This is our shit, though, bro. This is our World Cup right now.

SPEAKER_03 45:53

Imagine if they won the whole thing, nigga.

SPEAKER_04 45:55

Uh nah, DR got it shut down. DR gonna shut down.

SPEAKER_06 45:57

What year was it that we won? 2013. 2013. 2013.

SPEAKER_04 46:01

Went undefined. We went undefeated.

SPEAKER_06 46:03

Nigga, with all my boys, nigga, the baseball team, niggas just brought map platanos, nigga, niggas was nigga.

SPEAKER_03 46:09

Baseball and DR is just like so heavy because I remember like when Rose's cousin, like when Texas won the World Series that year, and then and that nigga came back from that nigga, when that nigga flew back to DR, like the whole town and everything was like there to like receive him, and it was like a big deal. And mind you, like he it's not like that. He's on he's on uh Baltimore now.

SPEAKER_04 46:37

Oh shit, I gotta turn my bad G. No, I know your shit was muted.

SPEAKER_03 46:43

Nah, it's shit on now here.

SPEAKER_04 46:44

Yeah, no, it's shit good now.

SPEAKER_03 46:45

But yeah, like even then, like there was like a video of like everybody from the town where like his family's at, they would just receive him like it's a big deal. Like, you'd have thought he was fucking Adoles Garcia, but he won the World Series with Texas. Yeah, and that's yo, because it's like such a big deal, bro.

SPEAKER_04 46:59

Anybody from the towns, anybody from the towns in DR.

SPEAKER_03 47:01

So I'm just thinking in my head, I'm like, bro, if that's how they treat just like one person who's from there. Can you just imagine, like, if the whole DR team wins, like how much of a movie is? Yeah, bro.

SPEAKER_04 47:14

They're gonna have to, they're gonna have a parade over there. Like it's gonna be a celebration, it's gonna be wild. They're gonna go to like the freaking, you know, they're gonna meet the president over there. I mean, the president is is like obviously following the tournament and everything. They've been sending politicians from DR.

SPEAKER_03 47:30

Who's the president on?

SPEAKER_04 47:32

Abinadel.

SPEAKER_06 47:33

I think I said it earlier, nigga. My president ain't Trump right now, nigga. It's Luis Abinad Abinadel, nigga.

SPEAKER_04 47:39

Bro, it's so nigga.

SPEAKER_06 47:41

I support nigga.

SPEAKER_04 47:43

It's gonna be it's gonna be it's gonna be a movement. Bro, this past year in the World Series, like the Blue Jays didn't win. And when Vladdy went back to San Gregorio, they had a parade. Like Vladdy went back to the town where they're from and they had a parade for him there. Like, I got a question, nigga. Now I got a real question.

SPEAKER_06 48:01

Does Haiti got a sport they play? Soccer. Soccer. Why they not in the World Cup? You gotta qualify.

SPEAKER_03 48:08

What's going on here? It's really tough to qualify for the World Cup. Just because they play soccer don't mean they're good at soccer.

SPEAKER_06 48:13

Yeah, nigga, what is you doing with the muffin on your mic?

SPEAKER_03 48:18

What happened to it?

SPEAKER_06 48:20

That's what it was, bro.

SPEAKER_03 48:21

No, it's because I had to put the mic so close to my mouth because you said, Oh, yeah, we got to make it.

SPEAKER_04 48:26

He said that they're not hearing me. It's not, it's like not picking him up. I'm not sure why, but it's cool though.

SPEAKER_02 48:33

Nah, one of the things that I uh uh about the world baseball classics, that the classic that I realized is that also the fan base just grew out of fucking nowhere. It's like there were fans that were at the stadium before, but now like these stadiums are like packed. It's like compared to oh, it's almost like in recent years, like the the the following has been bigger and bigger. I feel like at first it was only like for those who like baseball, like that like baseball and their country was represented, it was like they were there.

SPEAKER_04 49:06

Yeah, nobody cared. The first couple world baseball classics, nobody cared. They said it was a glorified exhibition, yeah.

SPEAKER_02 49:13

And it's like now, like you look at those stadiums, like even me, I was trying to buy tickets, still trying to buy tickets to the championship game on Tuesday, but now it's a dub because I got some news. Yep. But um it it's like that, like that whole experience. It's like I got a news.

SPEAKER_08 49:30

We got scrutinies on Tuesday.

SPEAKER_06 49:32

Oh yeah, nah, nigga. Wednesdays and Thursdays clip for me. Same here. Yep, same way. Oh, yeah, going too?

SPEAKER_01 49:41

In the end, it it was just like damn. So it's just like it's amazing.

SPEAKER_04 49:53

It's it really, I'm telling you, bro, like, and also I'll tell you this, like comparing it to 2023 when like the reason that I feel like DR did not perform to the standard in 2023 was because it just the vibes were not right. Like we didn't have the right manager. This year we have Pooh's. Right? So all the players signed up, everybody took this shit serious. Uh lo Muchacho, like everybody was locked in from day one. Tambiing, not just the actual team and the coaching staff, it's also everybody around. Like, but G, before you walked in, like I was telling everybody, like when I was there when I went, when I went to the game, when I went to the park and everything, like the people, everybody that I ran into, like, bro, all the Dominican legends are there. Like, Manny's not there because Manny was rolling with his son on Team Brazil. Yeah.

SPEAKER_06 50:53

But bro, Bopi's been at every game. Wait, Manny remembers his wife is like Brazilian or some shit?

SPEAKER_04 50:58

Well, his his son's his oldest, I think that I don't know if that's his oldest son, but his son that played for Team Brazil, his mother's Brazilian. Um, I don't think he's still with her. I'm not sure if he's still with her. I don't know.

SPEAKER_03 51:07

But Brazil qualify or I think they were in the pool.

SPEAKER_04 51:10

They were in the pool.

SPEAKER_02 51:11

I'm pretty sure his current wife. He's still with her? Yeah, because uh when I saw it, I hit on Instagram, I fought. I went, I was like, oh shit, this nigga's Brazilian, and then saw her name follow, and then she was like, I mean, unless that's stepmom and she just calls him.

SPEAKER_04 51:26

It could be no pedo like look, he's that his Lucas Ramirez is funny because he made waves a couple years ago when he was in high school because like of a crazy bat flip he did, and people were like, This is the problem with baseball, all this celebrating shit, or whatever. I'm so happy that like he showed his ass during this tournament, like literally played Team USA first game and hit two bombs off of two brand name pitches. Manny's son.

SPEAKER_06 51:51

And Manny's son is literally he's playing in Brazil.

SPEAKER_04 51:54

He played, he played for Team Brazil in the WBC. He plays in the United States. Um, um, he's not drafted yet, but he's he's coming. He's coming soon. And I'm telling you right now, remember, if you didn't notice, remember I told you Lucas Ramirez is going to be a problem because he is legitimately another Manny Ramirez, but he's lefty. So it's worse. Like he's Manny mixed with Poppy. He's a problem. Like, when you hit two home runs and it's off the first one is off a Logan fucking web, and the second one is off of Gabe Spire, like, yeah, my brother.

SPEAKER_06 52:25

Like, you're you're so I get it because he didn't get picked up by the by the DR team.

SPEAKER_04 52:30

He's too honestly, honestly speaking, he's he's he's there's DR had way too much talent to even consider somebody like him.

SPEAKER_02 52:35

And that was what I was gonna do. Kind of smart to get yourself like noticed compared to previous years. I also feel like DR this year, like there were stars before, but I feel like one through nine, even if they're not an all-star, it's like like that their name is known because they play for a team where it's like it's it's a big market team where they're known. And I feel like in previous years, like for example, I was talking to somebody about, I was like, oh, like, damn, I forgot about Eric Eyeball. Eric who Eric Eyeball and his Angels. Yeah, but it's played with Vladimir Guerrero, yeah. But it's like they only knew him if it was if you're like deep into fucking baseball and you would watch, but it's like Eric Eybar was a fucking great guy.

SPEAKER_04 53:21

Yeah, I fuck with people with Rodney, Thambing, like the people who won in 2013, they weren't like all the best of the best. This DR team. That this is the best. I'm gonna tell you right now, like at every position, I would argue, and this could be a hot take, but I'm going through one through nine in my head right now. I would argue that at every position, they don't have they don't have one person playing that's not top five at their position. Tatis is top five in the outfield. Katel Marte is the best second baseman in baseball. Juan Soto is top five, is top two in right field. And if if Aaron Judge didn't exist, he would be number one. Aaron Judge exists, so he's number two. Actually, he's gonna play left field now, so he's probably top one at his position. Cool. Um Soto. Then you got Vladimir Guerrero Jr. Okay, you can make arguments for different first basemans.

SPEAKER_06 54:09

But is Aaron Judge really that good, though?

SPEAKER_04 54:11

Aaron Judge is the best hitter in baseball. Not really, though. No, really.

SPEAKER_06 54:15

Nah, no, he's not. Derek Jeter was better than him.

SPEAKER_04 54:18

No. I love Derek Jeter. Derrick Jeter was a better leader.

SPEAKER_06 54:21

Damn, I put him on the spot and he fucking didn't falter, bro.

SPEAKER_04 54:24

Derek Jeter was a better leader and a better captain. Aaron Judge is the better player. But um, and then okay, so after Vladimir Guerrero is top top five at first base, and he's definitely top two, top three. Caminero's 22 years old, and Caminero's young, but he's definitely I would say Caminero's definitely top five at third base already.

SPEAKER_02 54:45

Yeah.

SPEAKER_04 54:46

Like he's a freaking monster. And if and if you don't think so yet, wait till you see him in 2026.

SPEAKER_02 54:50

But even when you when you look at the bench, like having uh O'Neill Cruz. Yo, man.

SPEAKER_04 54:56

Yeah, I'm telling you.

SPEAKER_06 54:57

Bro, you got Samuel as the coach.

SPEAKER_04 54:59

You got somebody on the bench that can come off the bench cold to hit a four-front, 150 foot home run. Nigga, Samuel. Even Austin Wells, people like Yankee fans, we give Austin Wells a lot of shit because we're like, ah, you know, I don't like it, whatever. But like, if you look at if you look at the numbers, right, the catcher position where it at where it is in in today's baseball, it's not the same. You don't get the same offensive production. That's why what Kyle Raleigh did was so freaking such a big deal, because you just don't get that production from catchers anymore. This is why we respect Salvi, Salvador Perez so much because of what the what he does offensively as a catcher. You don't get that much as from catchers anymore. And if you look at the numbers from last year, Austin Wells is in the top 10 of catchers. And and you could make the argument, especially right now, the way he's playing for DR, that he's a top five catcher in baseball.

SPEAKER_06 55:43

Where where Jazz Chisholm from? He's from Nigeria?

SPEAKER_04 55:46

Jazz Chisholm's Jazz Chisholm played for Great Britain because of his so I think I think he's originally from I think he's originally from Barbados, though.

SPEAKER_02 55:58

Who was the rapper that at the end of the day, I don't know, it was like I know, no, I think Savage was Canada. No, the 21 Savage was somebody was the UK. Oh, it was UK. It was UK. So I was right.

SPEAKER_06 56:09

Nah, bro, but I just like that this uh WBC just brought me back. Like I'm actually watching it, bro. Like, nigga, I'm having difficulty because I got shit going on. Niggas had a cancers practice or whatever, all this other shit. So I'm like, Tomorrow's gonna be good. Damn, bro. Like, nah, yeah, we're gonna watch it.

SPEAKER_02 56:26

I'm actually scared for the first time. Scared of who? Tomorrow's the most good. Only because of the pitching.

SPEAKER_04 56:31

That like no no, we talk, yeah, we were talking about. There's nobody good in USA, bro. Tomorrow's the biggest test. They got the best pitcher in baseball pitching against Team DR.

SPEAKER_02 56:40

Bro, now it's Korea was their biggest test. And with Japan out the picture, that like I'm really like if DR gets past USA, we won. I'm calling it now.

SPEAKER_04 56:50

It depends, because I think if you meet if you meet Venezuela in the final again. Fuck them. Like, I know we just beat them, but I think again, I think they're most dangerous when they're not favored. And I think they won't be favored.

SPEAKER_03 57:03

Let me say this now, man. If DR gets eliminated, I reserve the right to root for the United States again. I am a taxpayer, and I can root for the United States of America. I don't want to hear shit about nothing, nigga.

SPEAKER_06 57:17

Which is a fact, bro, because at the bottom Luis Abinader is not my fucking president, nigga. It's fucking Trump, nigga. I'm a USA fucking citizen, brother.

SPEAKER_05 57:30

I fucking hate DR, nigga.

SPEAKER_06 57:33

Clip that, put it for later. Like that nigga's know, and then make another one of me supporting DR. Just in case.

SPEAKER_04 57:41

Oh man. Nah, nah. And we throw the one. I'm very, I'm very, I'm very happy. I'm very happy that you know, baseball's at the forefront right now, and it's like the biggest topic of conversation uh everywhere. Obviously, I I love to see it because it's it's it's my love. It's my freaking love, my passion, bro. I love it. And I feel like you know, football dominates the conversation when when it's football season, like they dominate the conversation. They do it.

SPEAKER_06 58:05

What comes first, though? Um what comes first?

SPEAKER_01 58:09

This is the list me or baseball, nigga. Is it you or baseball?

SPEAKER_04 58:16

Obviously, you ahead of baseball.

SPEAKER_01 58:20

Yo, what comes first, nigga?

SPEAKER_03 58:22

Yo, what comes first? Here we go. That nigga will drop the word.

SPEAKER_06 58:32

If I tell this nigga, right, yo, if I tell this nigga, yo, Abel, he's born right now, bro. Like, I want you to meet him. And Juan Soto calls it though. Who's Abel? Who you choosing? That's Abel's name.

SPEAKER_02 58:52

That's my son. He said that's Abel's name. My son. Oh, you having a boy. I've been telling niggas you having a girl. Hey. That's my brother. Nigga, I just found out today that our brothers have uh expecting another kid. I had no clue. Who?

SPEAKER_04 59:13

She's pregnant again. Oh, congrats. I had no clue.

SPEAKER_06 59:15

Yo, congrats. I didn't even know, nigga. I didn't know.

SPEAKER_04 59:18

Shouts out. Shout out to Misa, bro. Putting in that, putting in that work overtime.

SPEAKER_03 59:22

But as you see, nigga. We might as well leave that group chat because clearly the important shit don't make it there. You know what I'm saying?

SPEAKER_04 59:28

Nigga. But none of us, none of us found out. I mean, I don't I don't I didn't know. We're all finding out in real time.

SPEAKER_03 59:35

But niggas could go in there and talk about numbness and they groin it.

SPEAKER_04 59:39

Yeah, but that that's Henry though.

SPEAKER_03 59:41

Like that's the shit that makes it to the group chat.

SPEAKER_04 59:44

Hey, hey, we gotta do, we gotta get it how we live.

SPEAKER_03 59:46

Yeah, I hope my boy, I hope my boy's doing well, man. I hope he regained the feeling down there.

SPEAKER_04 59:51

So switching gears, switching gears a little bit.

SPEAKER_03 59:54

I got a bike and I'm never getting back on that.

SPEAKER_04 59:57

What is going on with your mic, my nigga? That shit boosting me. I'm telling you, it's it's cooking me today. I don't know what happened.

SPEAKER_03 1:00:02

Yeah, I don't know. I and I have this shit closer than where I usually have it.

SPEAKER_04 1:00:06

No, I know. It's just not it's just not picking him up well at all today. So I'm gonna have to figure out your let me see.

SPEAKER_03 1:00:16

It sounds better. Talk again. You're I mean, I gotta say something more than you. I think it still sounds the same.

SPEAKER_04 1:00:22

I think it still sounds the same.

SPEAKER_06 1:00:23

His shit for gazy, nigga. That nigga got it as off Timu. That's why I'll be telling you niggas don't make my shit off the TikTok.

SPEAKER_04 1:00:29

I don't know what's up, but I'm gonna f I'm gonna figure it out. What buttons? Where?

SPEAKER_03 1:00:38

Right here.

SPEAKER_04 1:00:40

There shouldn't be buttons on that. Let me see. Not buttons, but it's just like I'm gonna have to edit Moysa just discovered. Yeah, I just saw that shit. He just discovered the content I shot today.

SPEAKER_06 1:00:54

Yeah, bro. That nigga's being oh man, I feel like. Wait, what happened? That was today. He was with Spoo.

SPEAKER_02 1:01:02

Wait, that can't go out to the world.

SPEAKER_04 1:01:04

No, it didn't. No, no, the what we shot didn't come out yet. But just they put some we put they we posted some pictures of like the behind the scenes and shit. That was dope. Uh shouts out to Spoo, man. Dope ass, just dope ass individual, dope ass human being. And he just he hit 400 while we were shooting today, he hit 400k on Instagram. So shouts out to him. And his uh his event at United Palace is already almost fully sold out. So I'm really happy for him, man. Like honestly, I think I don't I don't I don't know.

SPEAKER_06 1:01:37

Nah, nigga fucking funny. I don't know.

SPEAKER_04 1:01:40

I don't know very many people that deserve it. But on top, like obviously the talent is there, but also just like the person, bro. Like he's a humble, he's a humble dude, he's a cool dude. He's a I mean if he's here right now, bro, he would just be shooting the shit. Like he's he's he's a cool ass dude.

SPEAKER_02 1:01:52

I think by him on our par, nigga. I think the one thing that lacks, it's like it's finding that person that is able to speak English and Spanish like fluently and like make it work. Because it's like those kind of people, like either you're strong in Spanish or you're strong in English, but you could dabble in Spanish, you could dabble, it's like, but he's able to dominate both, and I feel like that shit is the the source to it. It's like when you watch his videos, it's like yo, he'll hit you with Spanish, then he'll switch to English. And then the fact that he sounds like us. God bless him. The new shit where he fucking uh uh clips uh uh a video and shows it, and then that nigga comments on it, bro. Yo, there was some girl dancing, uh, or doing something, like she was like working out or whatever, or doing something, and nigga goes, it's like the Wabuka 50 nail, nigga. It's like she was mad big.

SPEAKER_04 1:03:03

Nah, bro, he's he's a funny dude. But um, nah, that shit was dope. That was another that was another thing. I mean, this week just been nuts. Like, literally, it's been a freaking whirlwind. Yo, y'all do recognize, nigga. We plugged in, nigga.

SPEAKER_06 1:03:16

We are plugged in, bro. Say, come on, bro. We gotta take over, bro. We plugged in, nigga. We plugged in, yo say. Tell me, nigga, let's cut off seat though, nigga. This is our pie, nigga. All right, go ahead. Listen, bro, we plugged in, nigga. We gotta use seeth though, nigga. He got everybody, nigga. Yo, sooner or later, nigga, we gonna be chilling with David Ortiz, nigga.

SPEAKER_02 1:03:36

Nah, we we just gotta happen. We gotta bring it up. We gotta freeload off this nigga, bro. I keep saying it. We gotta we gotta become friends with Pete. Cause Pete Pete got the the the the the sauce, and I I ain't gonna drop it until I meet him about this thing about him. He got sauce. He's more Dominican than us.

SPEAKER_06 1:03:55

So he's like Austin Wells?

SPEAKER_02 1:03:57

Yeah, nigga. He's the he's the Austin Wells.

SPEAKER_04 1:04:00

He said he's more Dominican than y'all. That's why. That nigga drink.

SPEAKER_03 1:04:04

Yeah, everybody more Dominican than Austin Wells.

SPEAKER_04 1:04:07

Alright, bro. Austin Wells, bro. When he showed up, he showed up to the breakfast, he showed up to the breakfast with a white snapback that had a Dominican flag on the side, and on the front it said El Perro. He's Dominican. Austin Wells.

SPEAKER_03 1:04:19

Did he get to eat? He got a three golf man?

SPEAKER_04 1:04:21

Nah, because we ate at we ate at some bougie uh breakfast spot.

SPEAKER_06 1:04:25

Yo, y'all niggas know that nigga on TikTok that be every time he like tries somebody's food or some shit, he grab his glasses and he throw them.

SPEAKER_04 1:04:32

Yes. Jordan, Jordan the Stallion. He's he's amazing.

SPEAKER_06 1:04:35

Mad pairs of glasses all around the crib.

SPEAKER_03 1:04:38

The brolic black nigga or the other nigga?

SPEAKER_04 1:04:40

No, no, Jordan the Stalin.

SPEAKER_06 1:04:41

The dude that's like black nigga?

SPEAKER_03 1:04:43

He looks like you got an associated black nigga. He looks like childish Gambino, but he's taller. There's a brolic black dude on Twitter. I know, I know what you're talking about. On Twitter, nigga? The guy from WhatsApp.

SPEAKER_06 1:04:54

Any big brolic black nigga on Twitter, nigga, is not the one that I want to see.

SPEAKER_02 1:04:59

If he's on Twitter, the WhatsApp one, that's the one you're talking about. No, no. I see.

SPEAKER_03 1:05:04

That he takes a bite of the food, then he goes. He starts dancing, then he goes up. No, this is on Twitter?

SPEAKER_04 1:05:11

No, no, no, no. Yeah, nah, nigga. You're not watching what I'm watching on Twitter. I know who you're talking about because that dude, that dude went to Legacy and did a video there.

SPEAKER_03 1:05:19

His most recent video, bro, is some dude in the background. You just hear him like, I'm just trying to eat. Right before he starts dancing.

SPEAKER_06 1:05:31

Nigga, that nicotine shit, bro. That shit dangerous too, bro. That shit is dangerous, bro. I took a pool, nigga. I still feel like the residual, like berry taste right here, nigga. Like, why?

SPEAKER_02 1:05:44

I actually have a question. C's, when are you taking off your beard? So look at this nigga.

SPEAKER_04 1:05:51

Y'all beard, yeah, y'all beard. So I was I was waiting for you to come on so we could talk about this. Um so basically I see you shaped it. Up it's like that shit. Well, I to again I wasn't gonna I wasn't gonna shoot what I shot today with no beard. I was like, I need it. I mean, technically, you don't have a beard right now. Um no, I I I trimmed it down. I trimmed it down, but I so here's what happened. On the last episode of the pod, on episode 21, I brought up just throwing it out there because I was like, you know, I I know they're never gonna do this, but I was like, yo, we should all shave. I was like, we should all shave or whatever, right? And episode comes out, and you know, listen to the episode, all of that, whatever. And then we start I start getting these FaceTime calls. And um the first FaceTime call I got is from Momo. And I see I see I see Momo's face only from his nose up. And I'm like, okay, um, he's holding the phone like a 55-year-old for some reason.

SPEAKER_03 1:06:52

And then when he puts his whole face my mom holds the phone.

SPEAKER_04 1:06:55

Literally, and then when he puts his whole face on the camera, his beard is completely gone. Like he shaved completely. And again, like this is jarring because you know he's he already shaves his head. So like I'm used to seeing the bald head, but when I saw the bald face and the bald head combo, I was like, what the hell just happened, bro?

SPEAKER_06 1:07:14

And then we're literally like Britney Spears, that bitch, bro.

SPEAKER_04 1:07:18

He's yo, literally, and then he's like, yo, I'm trying to call Jada to show whatever. And then I'm like, damn, that's wild, bro. And he's like, nah, you think, and then then me Saed gets on the call, and then we're talking, and we're like, nah, yo, everybody's gonna do it, or whatever. Me Sayed's like, nah, Jeddah's never gonna do that shit. And I'm with me Saed. I'm like, yeah, nah, nah. Jeddah's not gonna do that shit, bro. So we hang up five minutes later. I get a FaceTime to the same group chat. Now I think it's Momo calling back. It's not Momo calling back. I answer the call and Jeddah's on the phone now. But Jeddah also doesn't have a fucking beard. And I'm like, wait, what the fuck is happening right now, dog? Like, yo, this Jada look like a completely different person. Like, I haven't seen that face on Jeddah since we were like teenagers, bro.

SPEAKER_03 1:08:08

This is not Jeddah, nigga. This this man is Gerald.

SPEAKER_02 1:08:11

Gerald, bro. Like, literally, bro. This dude. Gerald who works in the county. The compliments that I've gotten freaking just basically.

SPEAKER_06 1:08:19

Yeah, yeah, yeah. No problem, nigga. I hate when niggas be lying on content.

SPEAKER_02 1:08:25

Listen, nigga. The compliments, not about Lam gave his shit off. Not about like, oh damn, you look so good. It's not that. It's about ever since I had the beard, everybody be like, yo, oh shit, like how oh, you what, you 38, you 40? Nigga, this is the first time in a while, nigga, that nigga be like, damn, you're so young. You look like a baby. It's like, nigga, that shit made me feel so good.

SPEAKER_03 1:08:52

They will probably card you if you want to.

SPEAKER_02 1:08:54

Nigga, that's where I was going, nigga. I went to the same spot about my cigarettes. Nigga, and I always walk in, say, hey yo, Ak, let me get uh barbell reds.

SPEAKER_08 1:09:03

Nigga, I walked in that bitch. I was like, yo I was like, hey, yo, Ak, let me get a pack of reds. Nigga said, I don't sell cigarettes. Hey, sorry, buddy. I don't have cigarettes I was like, come on, man.

SPEAKER_02 1:09:21

I'm oh you always sell me cigarettes. Like, no. No, no, I don't. I sell no cigarettes. He said, never, never. I was like, yo, ah, nigga, you sold me a pack just yesterday. Because the thing was I went to morning pray and I left without my pack of cigarettes. So I went and I was like, yo, nigga went to the same spot. Yo, that nigga did not recognize me. I nigga had to pull up a picture.

SPEAKER_08 1:09:42

It was like, uh my friend, how you doing?

SPEAKER_06 1:09:47

Yes, I'm leaving Iftar today. It's like Ramadan is almost ending. Nah, nigga, I took my shit off, bro. I was just in the I was in the bathroom, bro, and I went through a little crisis, bro. It wasn't even no pause shit. It wasn't even anything, bro. I literally just was gonna start shaping my shit up because I always shape up my beard, and then I just said I need to know how y'all decided to actually do this. I'm explaining it, bro. Like, I was legit taking the deuce. I was like, I gotta go to a client's house, I have to take all, like, I don't want to shape myself up, nigga. My hair, little prickles coming back. I'm like, so I started, and then I started like on my hand, and then I said, on purpose, nigga. And I was just like, and then I started to laugh. I started to laugh, bro, because any design that I did from here on out was just gonna be tremendously funny, bro. Yo, when I saw bare skin on my cheek, nigga, I was like, yo, nigga, I am ugly. Yo, yo, I nigga, I got a fuck, nigga, I got a flap hanging nigga right here at the bottom of my chin. Yo, when I started shaving, nigga, and I go, whoo, yo, and I leave like a little thick, thick right here, bro. Yo my god, yo, yo, sweet down fail, bro.

SPEAKER_02 1:11:22

That's a couple, that took off everything, bro. So I'm like, uh, what's this nigga from El Bacillon? I used to, uh, I don't know if he's still there, Aguacate. The day I was born, nigga, I'm so fucking ugly, the doctor smacked the shit out of my mouth.

SPEAKER_06 1:11:38

Nah, nigga, I swear to god, I prime myself, like, I got confidence and all this other stuff. When I'm ugly, nah, nigga. I like bro, I got my own confidence, bro. Like, I nothing really fucking fucks with me, nigga. But my nigga, I took off that beard, bro. I took off my mustache. I wasn't even gonna take photos this time, bro. My nigga, cause bald and no beard is a different phenom, nigga. I yo, I was like, why the fuck do I look like a turtle nigga? Like, why am I smiling like this? Like now, all of a sudden, I never smile like that, bro.

SPEAKER_04 1:12:13

When I saw his face, I was like, this dude look like Magic Johnson, bro.

SPEAKER_06 1:12:17

Magic Johnson, nigga. Why everybody that shave off their beard, their face automatically look like Chavo Lotto.

SPEAKER_02 1:12:24

Niggas that he look like Magic Johnson with the X.

SPEAKER_06 1:12:27

Niggas they took a photo, nigga, and nigga just look like like bro. We just all bro. I'm telling you, niggas take off their beard, bro. We all just start looking like transvestites, bro.

SPEAKER_04 1:12:37

I don't know. I feel like I've done I've done it so many times that it's just it's normal. Like I don't So take it off. It's normal. I don't have a problem with taking off my beard. I do everything. So here's my reason. Well, actually, we haven't heard Jeddah. I'll give you I'll give you my my reason after, but um, so Jet Jeddah, how did you end up doing it?

SPEAKER_06 1:12:57

Zay, you gotta talk to the other nigga.

SPEAKER_02 1:12:59

After Moisette did it, I was like, yo, this nigga's wild. So we hung, uh Moise was like, oh, you should do it. And I was like, nah, nigga. So I hung up the phone, and then Rebecca was I was like, it kind of like made me continue thinking about it, and then Rebecca was like, I think you should do it. It's like I dare you. And she dared you? Yeah, and I Oh she got you. Ain't nobody. There's certain shit I'll be like, nah, fuck out of here. But nigga, when she when she said, I dare you, I was like, I can't show my wife I'm a bitch. Damn it.

unknown 1:13:33

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 1:13:34

And nigga, I went in.

SPEAKER_04 1:13:35

So Rebecca got you to do it.

SPEAKER_02 1:13:37

Nigga, I look like a Yuka boy. Nigga, but I think the funniest part, nigga, was my kids. Like, my two Well, not the two youngest, but my third and the fourth. Bro, the third one just ran away crying. Like I destroyed her a whole life. Damn. And then Camila was she didn't want me touching her, nigga. Like, it was like I was a new fucking man. But for my wife, it's like she now she has she's she's with a new partner.

SPEAKER_06 1:14:05

Nah, nigga. Nigga, Isabella said, Daddy, you look like an octopus. Nigga, I was like, yo. Octopus. Yo, that shit got me so mad, I was like, and you missing teeth. Yo, I'm not sure. Yo, why? What?

SPEAKER_04 1:14:17

So Zay. Zay, but Zay, Zay, you also have done this in the past, obviously. So, like, yeah, for you it wasn't that like it wasn't a big deal, right? I know Rose didn't want you to shave it.

SPEAKER_03 1:14:28

Nah, Rose didn't, but you know, sometimes you, you know, you gotta put you gotta put your right hand like this and you gotta swing it. And then um, but yeah, nah No, no wives are harmed in the filming of this episode. Um, but I've done this shit, I I've had to do it um before for work, so it really wasn't that big of a deal for me.

SPEAKER_06 1:14:53

Um why are you allowed to wear a beard though? And Mateo isn't. He literally has a doctor's letter.

SPEAKER_03 1:15:00

Yeah, I got a doctor's letter. I mean, I'm still not really supposed to do it, but what the fuck you told the doctor said you're supposed to do it. No, I got um, so I got it's it's a condition, but it's basically you get really bad razor. Both of us have it. But for me, it's just look here. Because I have eczema.

SPEAKER_05 1:15:16

You see this on the bottom here?

SPEAKER_04 1:15:17

Oh, yeah, I got that black nigga shit. Well, we're black. Well, we are black.

SPEAKER_03 1:15:22

So you know, actually, white white people suffer from eczema more than no, but it's not eczema, nigga. That's not eczema, that's razor bumps. No, no, what I'm saying is so I have razor bumps. But normal people have razor bumps. For me, they're severe. When the skin, like when the hair is growing back, yeah, it gets really itchy and really like fucking irritated, and the skin gets like so dry. So I got a question for you. Like it dies and then it comes off when it scratches.

SPEAKER_06 1:15:51

I got a question. I got a question for you though. We can barely hear you because I think your shit is off, bro. But yeah.

SPEAKER_03 1:15:56

I don't know, bro. It's been like this the whole time, bro.

SPEAKER_06 1:15:58

But I'ma say some shit.

SPEAKER_04 1:15:59

I don't know what's going on with that mic today. I gotta figure that shit out.

SPEAKER_06 1:16:02

I'ma say some shit. Why didn't it happen this time?

SPEAKER_03 1:16:05

What?

SPEAKER_06 1:16:06

Like when you shave.

SPEAKER_03 1:16:07

No, I didn't shave the barber shaved. I went because I went to the barber this time, this time around, it happened, but it was mostly cause I cause I shaved uh the whole thing.

SPEAKER_06 1:16:17

You know who you sound like? You sound like us, nigga. When we go to school, nigga, we try to make up why we didn't do our homework.

SPEAKER_03 1:16:23

What do you mean?

SPEAKER_06 1:16:24

You lying, nigga.

SPEAKER_03 1:16:25

No, I I could show you though.

SPEAKER_06 1:16:27

Bro, nigga, you took it off, bro, and your beard fine, bro.

SPEAKER_03 1:16:30

You don't got nothing. No, but it's not look, it's not physical, like it's gonna start being boils.

SPEAKER_04 1:16:36

It's just the feeling of like irritating Nah Cito, Cito, now you've known Son of a bitch. I just saw some I didn't I didn't touch that. Somebody had a switch. Somebody hit the switch.

SPEAKER_03 1:16:48

He had your shit off the off.

SPEAKER_04 1:16:50

No, no, no, no.

SPEAKER_02 1:16:52

No, it wasn't off. It was picking it up. Zay had the mic in his mouth at this point. No, I gotta figure out.

SPEAKER_04 1:16:58

I gotta figure out what that switch is.

SPEAKER_03 1:17:00

No, that ain't no figuring out, nigga. You did it. This nigga Zay was like this.

SPEAKER_05 1:17:05

I just figured it out. Yo, nigga, poor Zay, nigga been talking about.

SPEAKER_04 1:17:09

No, let me tell you something. Let me tell you something. This is gonna be horrible for the listening experience. So please put that mic back down.

SPEAKER_06 1:17:16

Yo, nah, nigga.

SPEAKER_04 1:17:17

This nigga Zay Boosie. My bad, but I'm telling you, I just told you, I just went through my week. I just had a whirlwind week, all right? Whirlwind. Yeah, poor you.

SPEAKER_03 1:17:26

You got to hang out with David Ortiz. Woe is me. I didn't tell you that. I didn't tell you that you know time.

SPEAKER_04 1:17:33

I met Big Poppy in Miami. Well, fuck you. Yeah, big Big Poppy. I don't know who he thought I was, but he thought I was somebody. He thought you were me.

SPEAKER_03 1:17:40

I thought you were Jedi, nigga.

SPEAKER_04 1:17:41

He pulled yours. We were lifelong friends. Like, oh we I was telling I told the story. I'm not gonna tell it again, but I'll tell you off mic. Yeah, yeah. That shit was hilarious. But go ahead, Zay. My bad, I fucked up I fucked up your mom. No, no, I just we ready now.

SPEAKER_03 1:17:55

So like when I shave, and that's why even when even when I did that, I don't actually go to like down to the physical skin, I go to like a one.

SPEAKER_06 1:18:02

Now I can say this, nigga. That's crazy. Exactly. That's why I just been fucking with him, nigga. Because we can't hear it.

SPEAKER_03 1:18:07

But yeah, so what it is is when the hair is.

SPEAKER_04 1:18:10

By the way, me and Zay have the same condition, and my cousins have it too. I don't Izzy, I don't know if Izzy has it, but Johnny, Johnny also has it. His case is worse than both of me and Zay's.

SPEAKER_03 1:18:19

Yeah, nah, that shit is bad. So it's like when the hair is like growing back, it gets really irritated and like really red, and then when you like scratch it, like the dead skin just starts like coming off like flakes and shit.

SPEAKER_02 1:18:31

So don't scratch.

SPEAKER_03 1:18:33

No, but that's the thing, it gets so you can't you can't not get it. The razor bumps is what makes it itchy. Like everybody gets razor bumps, they that they go like this, but it's like that's it. All these skin conditions y'all niggas got, nigga.

SPEAKER_06 1:18:44

Y'all both look, y'all both got great skin, nigga.

SPEAKER_03 1:18:47

Like, but that's because that's because we don't shave like that, nigga. Nah, if I shaved down to the skin, you would see like how red my shit is.

SPEAKER_01 1:18:54

Yo say, man. Hey, bro, he got nothing on, bro.

SPEAKER_02 1:19:02

No, no, he shaved. He shaved. Y'all saw the picture. He went to the city. Nah, that was AI. Everything is AI today.

SPEAKER_03 1:19:08

No, see, that's exactly if I don't see it on the penance celebration the day after. Because I was like, I know when my shit grows back, niggas gonna be like, yo, you ain't shaved. So it was a lot of niggas that seen me.

SPEAKER_04 1:19:18

He went to the penance fucking big. You didn't go to the I saw Zay. I was like, yo, I ain't coming out this year. I saw Zay, I saw Zay from across the room. Now we talked about Jeddah went to morning prayer like the a day a day later, bro.

SPEAKER_02 1:19:31

Oh niggas just like I ain't going to penance. Everybody turned around. At six in the morning, people was like, wait, am I really that tired?

SPEAKER_03 1:19:38

Yeah, niggas was like, Nah, I had to do penance. Niggas said, I'm so tired. I imagine Jeddah without a beard.

SPEAKER_06 1:19:43

Yo, that's how bad my crisis was. Cause I did it on Monday. Tuesday, I prepared. Niggas saw me, the brothers in the community, they prepared. And then we did the penance. We had to do, we had to give the penance. Yo, my catechumens, nigga, everybody, bro. They was just watching. So I had the general and I just told niggas, I was like, Yeah, yeah, yeah, I get it, nigga. I got I have no beer, bro. Let's not focus on that. Let's focus that God wants to help us convert. Booster. Nah, niggas was just laughing, bro. I was like, damn, bro. Like, god damn.

SPEAKER_02 1:20:09

Like I dropped me, bro. I thought this nigga went. I was like, yo, this nigga went hard freaking uh before I found out it was AI. I was like, yo, this nigga really shaved his head in.

SPEAKER_04 1:20:19

Oh, Henry. Yeah. And it's funny because you could see Henry doing that. Yeah. That's why I believed that I was like, I could see Henry.

SPEAKER_02 1:20:29

Who is that nigga? I don't know who that nigga is. I don't even want to mention Voldemort's name.

SPEAKER_03 1:20:35

So nigga said that's the newest peaky blinder. But fuck.

SPEAKER_02 1:20:40

So but the one thing I do want to say is if it hasn't been said already, I just want to give C's his flowers because it's like, yo, bro, it's like all that shit, bro, that you're doing, nigga, that shit is admirable.

SPEAKER_06 1:20:54

Damn, you can't two flowers today, bro. I know, I appreciate it. What you gonna do with all these flowers, nigga?

SPEAKER_02 1:20:58

I don't know. I'm allergic. He's gonna die. That's why we're giving it to you. Nah, it's baby's breath, nigga. I'm good. Baby's breath I can handle. So it's like, nah, nigga, that shit, like I it's almost like, nigga, seeing when you it's like, nigga, we family, and it's like, yo, it's like seeing the success, seeing, and it's like I I told you today through text, it's not even a matter of like being on video or being on, it's like, bro, it's those experience, the shit. The fact that you get to shoot the shit with like niggas who like when it comes to sport, like niggas like we grew up fucking admiring and shit like that. Like even the time that you were with Piazza and Terry Francona and all like that, bro. Like that shit, bro, that shit is so freaking amazing and freaking like it's just bro. I just wanna Which that shit is fire.

SPEAKER_03 1:21:46

I appreciate that. And I think I think it speaks to like not to jump on the train. I ain't giving you no flowers, fuck out of here. But I think it really speaks to like this go this is now that I know I got it. No, that switches on purpose. But no, I really think I really think that that it that it really speaks to like in a bigger level, like just like the plan of God when you think about it, right? Think about all the things that you have done. No, not like but think about like all the things that you have done in your life, like all the jobs that you have had, like all the things that you've like given your time to. Yeah, and it's crazy because like when I watch you do this, like I know that for you, like it doesn't feel like work because in his essence, nigga, C's is a baseball nerd. Like, he knows niggas in baseball, like he knows the announcers of the fucking Mets. Like, if that if that nigga walked by, he'll be like, this nigga announces for the what's his name? Niggas that Met fans don't know. That's the owner, nigga.

SPEAKER_05 1:22:47

You know, he be cabbing out.

SPEAKER_04 1:22:51

Steve Cohen's the Steve Cohen is the owner, and then their their booth is Ron Darling and Gary Cohen. Damn, nigga, we ain't even asked all that. No, but that but that's what I'm saying. Keith Hernandez, you know Keith Hernandez, though. He played first base for the Mets. Me? Okay.

SPEAKER_06 1:23:09

Nigga, I don't I don't even know who the starting five for the Lakers, nigga. My bad.

SPEAKER_03 1:23:13

My bad, my bad, my bad.

SPEAKER_06 1:23:15

I don't even know who in the Knicks, nigga.

SPEAKER_03 1:23:17

But I'm telling you, like, that shit is it's like that shit is like so crazy. Like when I see him doing that shit, because I know some people might just think, like, you know, like nigga might be in in the fucking bar with fucking Dylan Batansis or somebody. And I'm just like, bro, I remember when we that niggas just be named. And I just no, but I'm just saying, like, a lot of people, like, not saying a lot of people don't know who he is, but I'm like, bro, we grew up watching the Yankees, bro. Like, he was in high school when me and Jada got. So damn near like a fucking hero for us. Like, look. Hell yeah. Hell yeah. And it's like the I forgot the last, the last one I was thinking of fucking Fernando Cruz. And it's just like, he's not even a big name like that, but I'm like, nigga, this nigga see he's probably in there, like, yo, show me how you throw your splitter. Like, just just because that's the type of nigga he is. I definitely asked him how he throws the splitter. So like I know like he asked him that exact question. So like it's not like not even from like uh like success perspective. Like, I know he's doing some shit that like he's passionate about, like that actually like makes him happy. And I think like that's the goal that most people want because they say if you if you do what you love and you love what you do, you never work like a day in your life. Now the niggas the nigga still works, but I'm just saying, I think like that's like the real like that's like the real power right there. Like the fact that you can do something that you actually legitimately love. Because a lot of niggas do these things and you can just tell that they don't actually love it. You know what I'm saying?

SPEAKER_04 1:24:42

They're doing it for the money and not not the the love of the love of it. I mean, honestly, I say it all the time, like the content, this content shit, this is what I'm passionate about. Man, I love this shit. Like, I wanna this is what I want to do for life. So it's like, I mean, being able to like, you know, find success in whichever avenue it's gonna be. I'm like, I'm gonna be happy with it. Now, yo, I saw I saw Harry. I saw I saw Harry uh posted some content today, and I was like, yo, he went 14 Rubio, yo, bro.

SPEAKER_06 1:25:12

Shout out to him. Shout out to him. I didn't mean to cut you off, bro. I didn't mean to cut you off. I just wanted to say before you said that shit, because we were talking about the beer shit, but nigga Harry, in order to compet, yo, this nigga really a fan, bro. Cause this nigga just he just dyed his hair blonde. He went blonde.

SPEAKER_04 1:25:29

But I thought I thought he did it for Team Ruby or Puerto Rico.

SPEAKER_06 1:25:33

Oh, I don't know.

SPEAKER_04 1:25:34

Yeah, because the in in the world baseball classic every time they all die their hair blind. Yeah, PR goes to the world baseball classic, they all die their hair blonde. So a lot of Puerto Ricans will do it.

SPEAKER_02 1:25:42

Harry just got a midlife crisis, nigga. Nigga, we just gotta get Harry up here. Because I saw that little clip that was put up.

SPEAKER_06 1:25:48

That is the worst thing you can possibly do. Why? Harry is an anti-social ass nigga. Harry will just be like, Yeah, like he'll say two words there. You die.

SPEAKER_05 1:26:00

I saw him on a podcast, though.

SPEAKER_02 1:26:02

I saw what? Yes, I saw him on a podcast. Yeah, he that's what I'm talking about. He posted uh Cs I reposted it.

SPEAKER_06 1:26:10

That's I gotta support my guy. Look what this nigga said. Look who he said I look like.

SPEAKER_04 1:26:14

Nah, I said he sent you a ninja turtle. That's crazy.

SPEAKER_06 1:26:18

Nigga said, yo, this is me.

SPEAKER_04 1:26:21

He said you look like Donatello, bro. That's wild, bro.

SPEAKER_05 1:26:25

Nigga, I said, I said. Yo, Harry Lightway funny, bro. That's some funny shit. Look, I was like, that's Harry, nigga. Nah, that's crazy. Let me see, bro. No, no, the pasate I bro. Yo, the first one look crazy. What? Nah, because I was. Nah, he violated me, nigga. He was smoking me, nigga. Yo, he put you on the MF. He said you don't like the chocolate MM.

SPEAKER_06 1:26:50

Nah, story time, story time, story time. Listen, guys. If you want to know what fucking happened to me last Friday.

SPEAKER_04 1:27:05

Patreon.

SPEAKER_06 1:27:05

This is on Patreon. Nah, bro. Yo. Nigga, I decided to take my family to go eat some shake and crabs with my with with uh Kevin Emily and Kevin's cousin. So we went to go eat shake and crab, whatever, last week or whatever.

SPEAKER_02 1:27:23

I'm realizing we fake friends. Niggas, you feel you feel that, Jay? Also? Like niggas be having shit, nigga. Niggas don't get invited.

SPEAKER_01 1:27:32

I live in C T, nigga. Yeah, niggas be doing everything together. You know, we was supposed to go out for Momo's birthday or something.

SPEAKER_06 1:27:43

Yeah, we supposed to, nigga. The shit is that I'm re back two months behind rent again.

SPEAKER_02 1:27:53

I'm behind five months of rent. Nigga, I'm re back.

SPEAKER_03 1:27:56

Niggas wasn't behind in rent for Kevin and Emily though, but

SPEAKER_01 1:28:12

I'ma shut up right there.

SPEAKER_07 1:28:15

I've been in that shit. Yo, Zay, I ain't see you, but you wanna go out, niggas. Yo, C's pay for it, nigga.

SPEAKER_06 1:28:23

Nah, nigga. Me and C do talking about that nigga.

SPEAKER_07 1:28:29

Y'all gonna get me in my bubble, nigga.

SPEAKER_06 1:28:31

I was supposed to take my goddaughter, nigga, to cheesecake factory, nigga. I told this nigga, bro. And every time I offer, bro, yo, I just re-go down the drain, bro. Nigga, I just and she doesn't forget. I gotta get out of the shape. I gotta get out of the home.

SPEAKER_03 1:28:43

Bro, just share a cheesecake, bro.

SPEAKER_02 1:28:46

But my goddaughter's birthday's coming up. Yep.

SPEAKER_06 1:28:50

So story time, right? We go to we go to Shake and Crime. Nice. Everything fun.

SPEAKER_04 1:28:54

By the way, I'm not mad you didn't invite me there. Just so you know.

SPEAKER_06 1:28:58

I know. Yeah, if I would have invited you, nigga, that would have been a good one.

SPEAKER_03 1:29:02

I don't even like seafood. Which is nuts to me, bro. Because he can have it and he doesn't like seafood. That's crazy. You said cry me in the river, shrimps make you itch, nigga. Grow up, be a fucking man.

SPEAKER_00 1:29:15

Jesus Christ.

SPEAKER_03 1:29:16

Like, you look at sick of this nigga, no shrimp, no fucking shellfish. No, no flowers. Nigga got asthma, no carbon dioxide. Like, nigga, what the what the fuck?

SPEAKER_06 1:29:27

Like, you know what's the craziest part? This nigga said two things in one sentence that he's allergic to. Nigga said, it's like that shit is nuts. He's like, you didn't take me to Shaking Crab. You allergic to crab. Anywho, so we go to Shaking Crab, nigga. Nice, sweet. I look to my right. There's this big black chunky woman sitting in the corner. I look at her shirt and I just look at her shirt. I was like, babe. This bitch just done took a hundred dollars from me on DraftKings. Is the dealer bitch was sitting in shaking crimes? Yo, nigga. Eating with your money. Yo, nigga, I was like, yo, nigga, that shit was the craziest shit, bro. Have you ever sat in the in nigga from DraftKings, bro, live casino? Sitting right there, bro. Eating. And I knew it was her because she kept doing the same shit. Yo, nah, that shit was crazy. She had a DraftKings sweater on, nigga. I was like, she had the sweater on. Nigga, because they gave me, they gave me like a bonus band, nigga. So I you I use that shit, and then I go and I sat on the on the table. Yo, it was the same lady eating the same crab that I had, same plans that I had, she had. She was like, I'm leaving from here and I'm gonna go to Shaky Crab. So now that shit started to make me think because that happened like probably like an hour before. So are these videos pre-recorded? Yo. Or does she have a table in her house? Think about it.

SPEAKER_08 1:31:06

Can you imagine pre-recorded fucking weddings?

SPEAKER_03 1:31:13

Bro, that is so mama. How did how did she apply her condiments? Was it like regular or was it just like bro?

SPEAKER_06 1:31:23

She kept doing the same shit that kept pissing me off on the table, though. Cause she kept like looking around and go like this, like squitting her eyes, nigga. I'm like, and and the same shit, bro. I'm sorry, bro. I be on some D-Gen shit. Every time she kept squinting, I was like, bitch, I'm squitting your fucking eyes, bro. But I saw her on the fucking thing, yo, and I was just like, damn, bro, that shit, what are the odds? She said the same shit, though. She was like, of course you're gambling ass will find the dealer in the fucking only the this could only happen to you.

SPEAKER_04 1:31:51

You're the only person I know that could have this experience.

SPEAKER_06 1:31:54

My nigga, I don't even gamble like that, nigga, anymore.

SPEAKER_04 1:31:57

Yeah, no, I believe and I believe you. I'm just saying.

SPEAKER_06 1:31:59

I left that shit like 10 years ago, nigga.

SPEAKER_04 1:32:03

I mean, except for last Friday.

SPEAKER_06 1:32:06

Last Friday? That was an exception. Yeah, yeah. I had to give her some some some good Friday money.

SPEAKER_04 1:32:13

Some good Friday, but we're not even at Good Friday. But Easter is creeping up on people, bro. That's gonna be right there with us, bro.

SPEAKER_06 1:32:21

We might not even go, bro. Actually gives birth April 13th, which is crazy, bro, right? April 13th? That's wild, bro.

SPEAKER_04 1:32:30

I mean, you get your your son is his birthday's gonna be right around uh turbo. Which is pretty dope.

SPEAKER_06 1:32:36

April 13th, we we finally got all four seasons.

SPEAKER_02 1:32:40

Yeah. And just real quick, uh for those people out there who are looking for something to watch and likes and if you like anime somewhat, watch that white what white piece. That one shit.

SPEAKER_01 1:33:08

Is that nah?

SPEAKER_06 1:33:09

We were vibing, bro. Nigga, we were vibing. We were vibing. I thought we was just chilling, nigga, that this shit wasn't even on, nigga.

SPEAKER_01 1:33:16

Yo, nah, nigga, that shit just kids on Yo nigga.

SPEAKER_07 1:33:24

That sounds a lot worse after you just finished one piece live action, lady.

SPEAKER_02 1:33:29

Oh, the live live action one piece is is dope. Yo, that shit is fire. And the new season came out, that shit is A1. Gotta catch it up.

SPEAKER_06 1:33:39

That shit has to be fire, bro. That we were vibing so much, nigga, my fucking Tourette made the best of me.

SPEAKER_04 1:33:44

Just kicked in.

SPEAKER_06 1:33:45

But I told y'all niggas, I got Tourette's, bro. Y'all, y'all the one that don't be believing me.

SPEAKER_04 1:33:49

So check this out. I wanted to I wanted to talk with y'all about this because this topic was actually really interesting. Heard it on a different podcast. I was like, alright, let me let me bring this to the guys, see what happens. A lot of things here. So, did you guys hear about the Dak Prescott situation? Yeah, with uh with his fiance. Yeah. So, real quick, they um they were slated to get married uh next month shit in April, and they had a joint bachelor, bachelorette party on like a yacht or something like that. And then I think the next day announced that the wedding was called off. So I think initially people thought, oh shit, like something must have happened at the Bachelor-Bachelorette party thing. And then a the rumor started circulating that it's about the prenup. So apparently, like when they got engaged, like the prenup wasn't like a thing, or they didn't discuss that they were gonna have one. And recently he like kind of dropped, I guess, dropped the bomb on her. That's what they're saying, or whatever. I'm not sure how this went. I'm not in their life, I don't know. But dropped the bomb on her about the prenup, and she's not with it, so that's why they called it off. Now, neither one of them have confirmed that it's a prenup. If anything, they both uh uh she's kind of said it's not about that. But I just think it's it's interesting. So, like, where do you guys fall on that conversation about like prenuptial agreements and how important they are and how important they should be, and you know how you know people really make that a make or break thing for marriages?

SPEAKER_03 1:35:26

Well, so for like I don't I don't believe in that shit really, like for for myself, but I I when I when I look at these situations I try to like compartmentalize and think that for a lot of other people they think that there's like there's a lot more at stake when they get married than than just like love. Like for me, when when I went into my marriage, I knew it was like till fucking death no matter what. Like for most people on the outside, it's just like yeah, you know, we might go our separate ways, things might not work out, or whatever. So it's I realize that it's different. So in their case, in the case of an athlete and his situation, I understand the perspective of him saying that he wants that he wants a prenup. Well, because what I read, they wasn't that necessarily tripping off the prenup. It was more so I think she wanted the like the infidelity clause, which basically means like if he cheats on her, she could get divorced, and it then if they get divorced, then it like she could take whatever sum of his money he was like, yeah, because he cheated, okay. Yeah, because because he cheated. So it's just like if like if she just decides she wants to leave him, she can't leave with half of his money or whatever. But if she leaves him because of him doing some shit like that, then she can. Like that's apparently what the what the clause is. In that situation, I like I could understand like them disagreeing over that because I mean just in Dak in Dak's situation, it's like bro, like he's put his he put his body on the line, his life on the line every day. He's given everything he's had to football since as long as he could remember to become a 250 or 300 million dollar man.

SPEAKER_04 1:37:19

Yeah, he's worth about 300Ms.

SPEAKER_03 1:37:20

Yeah, and let's just say he goes to a fucking club and gets drunk and just makes out with a fucking bottle girl. Now he gotta give up 150 M's to Shorty because she decides to leave now. Again, if he makes a mistake, he makes a mistake. But I could just understand him saying, like, yeah, I'm not I'm not signing up for that. Because I feel like it opens you up to a lot of shit. Like it also opens you up to like extortion and shit like that. Like, because people know, like, yo, I could ruin your life with some shit like that. Cause I remember that shit happened with Kevin Hart, that like they drugged him and shit, and it first came out that he cheated on his wife, but it turned out he actually got drugged and they tried to extort him and shit like that. So you always gotta be like cognizant that like when shit like that is so public, of like, oh, you got with your wife, but there's an infidelity clause that people now kind of like target you because they know like shit, he ain't trying to lose his money. So in this situation, like I don't I don't necessarily blame him, I guess. Is what I would say is not something I would do, but prenups in general isn't something I would do.

SPEAKER_06 1:38:25

So now me me with the with like prenups, obviously in my case, I would never do a fucking prenup, obviously, because I'm married and shit like that. But that that don't make no sense because everything that's mine's is mine's, everything that's hers is hers. Wait, whoa. Everything that's mine's is hers, everything that's hers is mine's.

SPEAKER_03 1:38:42

No, you gotta you you gotta fix it. Everything that's hers is hers, everything that's yours is also hers. It's also hers.

SPEAKER_06 1:38:48

Facts, facts that's how it works. So, but in the exactly what Zay was saying, like when it comes to like NFL player celebrities or whatever, like, you know, you you it's like a different type of way to kind of like if you're gonna be with me, be with me for me, right? These prenubs kind of open up the can of worms that if you know if there isn't one, who's to say that tomorrow you might get tired and then you just want to get divorced and you can take half my goods, right? Like, yeah, that shit, that shit is also so in the sake of these guys, like they they which is the harsh, the harsh reality of being rich, too. Like, you don't know if people love you for you or love you for what you have, which is the money. So like putting a prenup, if he's gonna get married, he he fine. Maybe he's in love with this girl, maybe she's not, maybe she's not there for the because money makes makes niggas better, like beautiful.

SPEAKER_02 1:39:47

So she kind of showed where she actually stands.

SPEAKER_06 1:39:49

Exactly. So look, it it was just something as simple as that to make her like run away or whatever, make them run away. And and that shit is the sad reality of having money. So I agree, honestly speaking, when you come to a level of like so much money, of course, in the context of us being together, like everything that's mine is yours. Um, but you know, it's also you're you're it it's so normalized to be able to to get a divorce that at the end of the day not doing a prenup is like you're a dumbass. Because you don't even know at the end of the day if if that person is there for the right reasons. And that's the reality of getting finding these girls, oh yeah, she was pretty. We had a one-night stand or had a went to five dates and five nights, of course she went to five nights. You're Dak Prescott. Like, you don't even know. Yeah, like you don't even know if she loves you because you're Dak Prescott or she loves you. Five nights. Like, yeah, I just went five nights on dates and no sex or whatever, or whatever. And then finally, yeah, oh, this was a sweet love, beautiful night. Thing, you don't know, bro. Like, so all these celebrities they have, I feel like they should have prenups to the T, bro. And and anything else, any clause that comes from a person that is not bringing any type of financial benefit to that celebrity, they shouldn't even they they shouldn't even opinionate or try to put any type of verbiage that would kind of help you out. Because that's not yours in reality. It is yours in the context of marriage, which is what we believe as Christians, right? Like when you get married, everything becomes hers, right? But before that, it is not yours. You get married, you inherit it, right? But you're not supposed to be getting uh divorce regardless. But that's not their belief.

SPEAKER_03 1:41:41

I think an interesting detail about this that I actually learned because I never knew this, but it's worth a mention, is that because a lot of people are saying, like, yeah, you know, she has she also has his kids, so it's just like if you have kids, buy a two kids, yeah, a three hundred dollar three hundred million dollar man, like you're set anyway, because child support and whatever. But they actually live in Texas, which has a interesting law that they cap child support at like I believe it's up to twelve thousand dollars more or less in resources, so they will give at most a percentage of twelve thousand dollars. So there can be somebody making hundreds of millions of dollars that only pays like two thousand dollars a month in child support.

SPEAKER_04 1:42:27

So I I don't disagree with that though. I I don't think it costs more than that to raise a kid. I'm sorry.

SPEAKER_03 1:42:32

No, it's just I I just found it interesting because apparently uh Elon Musk has a child with somebody in Texas, and even him one of the richest men in the world pays like$2,000 a month.

SPEAKER_04 1:42:42

But then us New York they're so I it and I get it. I feel I feel like like it's yeah, I don't know what that was, but something fell. But I just feel like brown as my mic work, I'm good. At the end of the day, at the end of the day, this whole thing with like the child support and all that stuff has gotten outrageous, and some people have like weaponized that to like literally like catch people up and extort them for money. Like you have people going back to court because they're like, no, like they're getting$25,000 a month, and then they're like going back to court talking about I need$50,000 a month.

SPEAKER_02 1:43:17

And it's like, bro, what is it? Jimmy Butler's baby mama who was getting$50,000. Yeah.

SPEAKER_04 1:43:24

Bro, like this, this is outrageous, bro. Like, it does not cost that much to raise a child.

SPEAKER_06 1:43:30

And if you want that type of money, that should be also another thing. Like, that should go be a law, right? If you want, because he's a millionaire, if you want 50,000, 65,000, then maybe you should not be the one that raises that child. Just give it to the father.

SPEAKER_04 1:43:44

That's what I'm saying. If it's like it's like all the things, or vice versa. It's like the court, they're like, oh, well, I want the child to maintain, and this like the way that the court see it is they'll be like, well, to maintain the quality of life. So like if there's joint custody, like it shouldn't be that the child has one lifestyle with the father, but then when the fo when the child goes back to the mom, they're like in the slums and shit. Obviously, it's unfair because now the child is gonna, you know, lean more towards the dad side because life is better on that side.

SPEAKER_03 1:44:11

Well, tell mom get her money up, nigga. I mean, and it again up and go to shake and crab, nigga.

SPEAKER_04 1:44:17

That's again and meet the lady there. It sounds it sounds. But my that's my my thing is it does sound crazy, but at the same time, it's like, okay, I get like you divorce, you separate, like you still have a responsibility to those children. I understand that 100%. Um, I just feel like the the numbers have gotten way out of hand, like just way out of hand. When you start talking about the$50,000 a month,$20,000 a month,$10,000 a month, bro. That's crazy. It does not cost that much to raise a child. When you do all that, it's like it's clear now that, like, bro, that money is not for the child. It's going to the per it's going to the parent. And it's like, why does this person have to pay you now?

SPEAKER_03 1:45:02

Like, if it does cost that much to raise a child, can somebody please let the let me tell you, God did facts, bro. God didn't have to. Because I need to pay child tax credit.

SPEAKER_06 1:45:12

He did not make a mistake with me. God, he knew I need to make this nigga a male. Because if I was a female, I tell you, I would have been wrapped up, nigga, with children open to life, nigga, and child support. Nigga, I would have hit the all celebrities, nigga. I would have been in clubs, just catching up. Who's the first?

SPEAKER_03 1:45:36

Who's the first nigga you would have gone for, bro?

SPEAKER_06 1:45:38

Nigga, I would have gone for Lil Wayne. Nigga, he looked vulnerable, nigga. I don't do nothing.

SPEAKER_04 1:45:44

Lil Wayne, he got he he he's he's one, he's one of them. He got quite he got quite a few. You got the the ones like NBA Youngboy that I would have got him, nigga.

SPEAKER_06 1:45:54

Nick Cannon. Nick Cannon. Nick Cannon is a dummy, bro.

SPEAKER_03 1:45:58

This nigga has like 15 different Christmas.

SPEAKER_06 1:46:00

Mayweather, nigga. I would have game for your ass. Right right now, you become a big thing.

SPEAKER_03 1:46:06

Funny story, Floyd Mayweather's daughter actually has a kid by NBA Youngboy.

SPEAKER_04 1:46:10

Oh, yeah, that's true. Yeah, yeah. I just feel like like the moment that that became a business, like it's yo, the fact that that bro, the fact that you said it, like niggas is opening up LLCs for child support. Nah, bro, I'm telling you, it's bad.

SPEAKER_06 1:46:24

Like, they got like I just feel like I'm gonna start up my business.

SPEAKER_04 1:46:28

And then it's like, you don't have you don't really have much of a say. It's like you gotta pay the money. But then like you could see her take your money and go buy a freaking Maybach. And you're like, yo, how is that to raise the kid? Like, I don't understand, and you can't say anything. It's like, ah, it doesn't matter. It's whatever. It's like, come on, brother.

SPEAKER_03 1:46:44

Her school is fifty thousand dollars a month. A woman in a Ferrari, she needs to go to a different school.

SPEAKER_05 1:46:49

Like, she needs to go to a different school.

SPEAKER_06 1:46:50

Nigga should put her in public school, nigga. Like, that shit free.

SPEAKER_03 1:46:53

It's like, or niggas made child support for niggas like me because they've been, oh, but what is she supposed to do when she's with me? I don't know.

SPEAKER_04 1:46:59

No, but here's my thing. Here's my thing.

SPEAKER_03 1:47:00

Take ass back to the project.

SPEAKER_04 1:47:02

I'm if I'm in that position.

SPEAKER_03 1:47:04

She goes to public school when she with you.

SPEAKER_04 1:47:06

If I'm in that position and it's like, okay, the kid, no, but the kid's school is whatever. It's it's it's 200,000 a year or some crazy shit like that. It's like, okay, I'll pay for the school. That's what it is. Okay, I'll pay, I'll pay the school directly. Pay the school directly, and then like I'll I'll pay a minimal amount for you for the other expenses. But like, don't hit me for 50k a month and then tell me, like, oh, all of that's for the school. It's not all for the school, it's not all for uniform, it's not all for food. You're using it to get your hair, your nails, to buy cars, to take vacations, and all that. That's where you lose me. Cause it's like, I don't feel like, yeah, that I don't know.

SPEAKER_06 1:47:45

That nigga's never seen the video of Erica Menna when she got uh she was like, oh my god, I'm gonna do it. She was so hype. Thank you.

SPEAKER_03 1:47:54

Yo, then when she found her.

SPEAKER_08 1:47:57

What am I supposed to yo?

SPEAKER_03 1:47:59

She almost looked like she she wished she could give the child back. She's like supposed to raise that in.

SPEAKER_04 1:48:06

Here's why here's why here's why it's wild to me, bro. Because, okay, 10,000.

SPEAKER_03 1:48:11

She's seeing the way I stretch fucking$10.

SPEAKER_04 1:48:14

$10,000 a month works out to$120,000 a year.

SPEAKER_06 1:48:20

That's not enough, nigga.

SPEAKER_03 1:48:22

That poor child.

SPEAKER_06 1:48:23

Bro, if that child is five years old, by the time he's 10, nigga, you got$240, nigga. Just put that shit in. You could buy the Ferrari in two years.

SPEAKER_03 1:48:31

Honestly, honestly, I think it speaks to like work, work ethic, right? Because you see stories. But people don't want to work. No, that that's what it is. Like you see stories like work, right? Like Nas, right? Nas had a baby mother.

SPEAKER_04 1:48:42

I targeted Erica. I'm just saying, yeah.

SPEAKER_03 1:48:43

Nas had a baby mother that was on child support, and after his daughter turned 18, he stopped paying child support. Literally within like a year, she was homeless. And I think that that's the story for a lot, a lot of these women, unfortunately, is like they just want to have a lavish life funded by someone else. Like, because I think a lot of people wouldn't have a problem, like, for instance, like let's say like Cardi be an offset situation. Like, if you if you was the Cardi in that situation, like, I don't think if if you had to pay some him to take care of the kids or whatever, yeah, yeah. I don't think you would have a problem giving him money if you saw that he was still active, putting out albums and shit. Like, because he's still trying to make money for himself. He's not just looking at me as a come up. I think the the thing that people have a problem with is the fact that you got with me, you had this kid, now you just think that I'm just gonna fund your lifestyle, and that's it. Like, that's it for you. You're not gonna do anything, you're not gonna do anything else for yourself, you're not gonna open up a business, none. Like, that's just gonna be my child support check is gonna be it for you.

SPEAKER_06 1:49:47

And she responds, she's like, Yeah, I'm gonna open up an LLC nigga for all the money that you good that you've given me, bro.

SPEAKER_04 1:49:53

But even and that and that's the flip side of it, like, even the even the men that do it, like the ones the the men that do it to spike. The woman because like they're mad that like that she's breaking up with him or whatever. Like, I it's like, bro, like that shit is corny to me. It's like, what are you doing? I mean, bro.

SPEAKER_06 1:50:10

Is it though, bro? If the tables were turning and you wasn't religious and you wasn't Catholic, nigga, you wasn't really taking life. It's hard. It's hard. I guess I could ever do it.

SPEAKER_04 1:50:18

It's really hard for me to look at that like that. Like, I don't know. Then we don't know who we are, nigga. I don't see me. I don't see me doing that. Like, take it to me.

SPEAKER_06 1:50:25

I can tell you right now, nigga. I'm taking it, nigga, all of it.

SPEAKER_03 1:50:30

No, here's the thing, right?

SPEAKER_06 1:50:32

A lot of it. Nigga, all of it.

SPEAKER_03 1:50:34

Here's the thing. Like, I root for I root for men in these scenarios just because I feel like women have been taking advantage of the system for so long. That it's just like if a nigga does it, it's just like, it's the same shit. Like, you know what I'm saying?

SPEAKER_02 1:50:47

But I just feel like there's a lot of pause moments in this pod, and I feel like we're missing on a lot of things. Yeah, it's either could have been like, shh, it's nigga freaking had his whole mouth on the mic earlier. Yo, I'll take all of it.

SPEAKER_03 1:51:05

We just maturing. Give me 20 minutes of hits.

SPEAKER_02 1:51:08

We're maturing, man.

SPEAKER_04 1:51:09

What did that shit that Rory say? So I think Trey could give me 20 minutes of hits. 20 minutes. Yo, shout out to when the Joe Buddh podcast was the GOAT. Yo, I'm telling you, that shit. Yo, that drop was epic, bro. I think Trey could give me 20 minutes of hits.

SPEAKER_05 1:51:24

Hey, yeah, yo, that's wild, bro.

SPEAKER_04 1:51:28

But yeah, I I get, I get, I get rooting for men in the scenario because a lot of times they're the ones taking the L. But also a lot of times they're the ones who are the bigger reason why the marriage is being dissolved. So part of that also has to do with that. I just again bringing it back to the Dak situation. Like I don't, it just here's my thing. Why do some of these people even get married though? Like, why do you do it? If like you're doing you're you're going into it worried about your money and your assets and whatever. So then don't then don't get married. Like this, I mean, yo, you're living together already. You already have kids together, you already have a life together. Like, why do the why make this show of something that's a sacrament? Okay, then you don't really believe in that. And the reason I say that you don't really believe in that is because like I I just I don't I mean She didn't ever love that nigga. I know plenty of people have done this, but I completely disagree with like getting married in the church and having a prenup. I think that's a joke. I think I think it's literally I think a prenup is the antithesis of marriage in the church, of marriage is a princely word. Like it's it just doesn't make any sense to me.

SPEAKER_06 1:52:41

That's a princess.

SPEAKER_01 1:52:43

I think it's an antithesis. He turned into a Spaniard. Nah, bro. I just I don't I don't I don't I I don't see it.

SPEAKER_04 1:52:55

I honestly I I don't like I I couldn't me personally, I would I wouldn't do it. I'll be honest with you. You said like yo, if you wasn't in the church, you wasn't Catholic, if I wasn't any of those things, I probably wouldn't get married.

SPEAKER_02 1:53:06

But I wouldn't do it. But it's not even a church thing, bro. It's like yo, you have kids. Especially if this if if you have two, nigga, you've been with that nigga for quite some time. That's one. A couple years.

SPEAKER_04 1:53:18

They've been together since I think 2022 or some shit like that.

SPEAKER_02 1:53:22

But it's like, bro, like, you're about to get married. You're about it's like you're gonna call off the whole thing.

SPEAKER_06 1:53:30

It speaks volume to what she was already feeling before she even got married, before she was she was planning this the the wedding or whatever. Because she probably already wanted to leave him.

SPEAKER_04 1:53:40

And one of the things I always said I think she wanted to stay, I think she wanted the money though, just in case. Exactly.

SPEAKER_02 1:53:45

Just like anybody, I would want like of course, I would wanna have fucking financially have that financial freedom to do whatever the hell I want, not worry about but being late on bills or whatever. But one of the biggest fear I have as especially the older I get, but it's it's like that. It's like does the fame I feel like fame brings so much people around you, and you can probably never tell who's actually there because of who you are as a person, and actually maybe those who have the same money as you, but it's like also you don't know if if they're around you because in the end they they want to use your name and your likeness for whatever the hell benefits them.

SPEAKER_06 1:54:33

To the to to to shoot the girls some bail, right? Shoot women some bail, sometimes they let go of their whole entire life to be with that nigga that is famous, that is the celebrity, that's making 300 mil a year. She's not doing shit, she's just taking care of the how the kids in the house, uh, you know, show up for you, let go of everything, and maybe put her whole.

SPEAKER_02 1:54:57

But you both leave the life. It's like because if you're living together, he's living, he's leaving the life.

SPEAKER_06 1:55:02

No, but what I'm what I'm talking about, what I'm trying to say is that sometimes they're like LeBron, I'm not saying LeBron's wife, but let's say I'm you're LeBron's wife. Like, why work? Why go ahead and open up a business? Why go ahead and do stuff for yourself if at the end of the day, reality, you know that he loves you. You've been with him since like 18 years old or whatever, let's say, and and everything has been going well to this day. We got three kids, everything is going well. So we're gonna get married. Why, like, what if LeBron tomorrow just finds another woman and leaves me, right? Because that's that is the reality. So maybe to these women's mind, like set it's like, yo, fuck, my nigga.

SPEAKER_02 1:55:42

Like, so what's gonna make that better is we can being rich out your mind.

SPEAKER_06 1:55:47

It's like no, it's saying, like, uh the prenub, like just in case even here with something. Exactly. If he does leave me, like, cause he can leave her, like, it could be a case that they're they're doing some shit in the home, like verbally abusive or some shit like that.

SPEAKER_02 1:56:01

That's that's the thing I'll tell whether you're a man or a woman. It's like if you're with somebody who has who's a fucking millionaire or whatever, and it's like you're with them, whatever, out of love, it's like, and maybe you have this fear. Like, the fear should be whether or not a prenup because if you're dating, nigga, none of that money has been guaranteed to you. So you've already been living like this for years. Exactly. So at the end of the day, it's like so maybe she's seen some shit. Okay, but it I'm saying it's like you're with him and he's already treating you to the life that you live. It's like, I say, hey, maybe I could open up a business. It's like maybe have some, like start opening up shit under your name and stop fucking buying either jewelry or if it's a man's. But you don't you don't know, right?

SPEAKER_06 1:56:44

Maybe he doesn't give her money, maybe he just gives her materials he has to give her something.

SPEAKER_02 1:56:49

Or it's like grab.

SPEAKER_06 1:56:50

You never know. No, I'm just saying, like, I'm I'm just trying to show you.

SPEAKER_04 1:56:55

Like they give, they provide, they provide a lifestyle. Like, if if like there's always something being given. There's a lifestyle that's provided.

SPEAKER_03 1:57:02

My shit is I feel like so. I understand what Momo's saying. Like, if you're obviously if you're the girlfriend or baby mother, fiance to an athlete, like a lot of what she does is really just supporting him, following him to games. Like, it's it's almost hard to have life except because you're making his home. Yeah, like you're you like your life revolves around like his life. He's always traveling, he's always got shit to do. You gotta deal with the kids. A lot of a lot of your year, you're kind of like a single mother, basically. So I un I understand that perspective.

SPEAKER_02 1:57:34

Well, I I don't because in the end, in my head, it's like, bro, it's like our wives. Nigga, what the fuck? If we cheat on our wives, what the fuck are they gonna stay with? Our kids, that's it. And some child support money, nigga. It's like, but at the end, that's why I said it's like this never really a lot of times it's hard to figure out if these men or women actually love those people that they're actually with. Because at the end of the day, it's like for you to go, like a map of to to whether they do it by the church or they do it by the law, it's like, bro, this is a big ass step. And it's like, and this is you telling that person, yo, I want to spend the rest of my life with you. That's normally the the idea behind marriage. Yeah, like this is you're my ride or die. It's me and you to the end. It's like this is this is it. But it's like it's not just me and you to the end. Because the end, like that, that goes to show me if I like if I was Dak, it's like fuck, what if tomorrow I fucking go and I I'm I lose all this money. It's like, what are you gonna do?

SPEAKER_03 1:58:34

I mean, I I think it's a double-edged story, because I think it goes back to like what C's was saying, and I agree with that shit. Because it's just like, why do you get married if you don't really believe in it? Because I think on I I think it could it could be true on both sides, right? So for his perspective, it's just like, all right, man, I need a prenup because I don't know if this bitch is trying to get me. Like, I totally understand that perspective. But again, it's like you why are you getting married to someone that if you feel like you have that thought?

SPEAKER_04 1:59:03

And if you didn't and if you didn't know if she was trying to get you, then why'd you have kids with this one? Like, like, like, she already got you to a certain extent. She got two of your kids.

SPEAKER_03 1:59:10

Like, if if any of y'all ever thought that about your wife leading up to the wedding, I'm sure y'all wouldn't marry her, but that's because y'all view marriage as the the end game. Like, that's it. And then it's for for her perspective, it's just like, oh, like she wants to have an infidelity clause. It's just so it's like, so you're saying that if he makes a mistake, that's it, you're done, you're out. Yeah, I can have more kids in the like think about like she could be with him for 25 years. Let's just say in 25 years, he makes a mistake and they have like five or six kids.

SPEAKER_04 1:59:38

It's just like And that's a wild clause when you think So you're gone, like just like that.

SPEAKER_03 1:59:42

Like, you're already making the decision that if he makes a mistake, you're gone. That's like, but it's like what she said. So why are you getting married if if you don't believe in it? Exactly. Like people think in sickness and in health and all those vows, they really think it's just words. It's just what's there. Oh, but that just means if you get cancer, I'll stay like that.

SPEAKER_04 2:00:00

It's just what you say. In anything, in good times and in bad. What do you think the bad stands for? Bad times is the fuck ups. Like, it's the same. I look again, like when you look at it and it's about the money, like, I feel like that skews the entire conversation. But like Jed, I was just saying, like, put it put into like our marriages. Like, bro, the bad, when it says in good times and in bad, like, bro, there's when you have these fights, these really serious fights in a marriage, like like the whole idea that we have, at least the four of us here, is that like look, as bad as this fight is, as bad, like as my as pissed off as my my wife can get me, or as pissed off as I can get her, like, the like it's never gonna be a situation we're gonna have, like, yo, that's it, I'm leaving. Like, it's over. I'm divorced, like, we gotta get divorced. This is not working for me. It's whatever. It's like, no, like I said I do to you on this day, and when I said that, I was committing lifelong that like, no, I'm not, I no matter how bad this gets, no matter how like much I'm angry or you piss me off, whatever, like I'm here, I'm with you, and I'm bonded to you. Whether I like it in the moment or I don't, I am bonded to you for the rest of my life. And I made this sacrament before the eyes of God, before witnesses, and that's what I'm here. That's why I did it. But my thing is that the people that do these things, like the celebrities and all that, they don't believe that. So why are you doing this? For what? Why is it because they want no? I don't think it's to throw a big party to throw a big party. I feel it feels performative.

SPEAKER_06 2:01:31

It's performative. I think they want to want to believe in it, though. That's what it is.

SPEAKER_03 2:01:36

No, I think they want to look like they believe in it.

SPEAKER_06 2:01:38

Nah, bro. Maybe exactly the perception, the perception that they believe in that. I'm I think honestly, they I I think that's a human inclination, that's a human mindset. Like everybody wants to believe in love, everybody wants to believe in something that can last forever, that not is not a statistic. They all hope in it. But it the thing is that there's so much like you need to be this specific way in order for you to fit that criteria. You need to be able to support me in this, this, this, this, and that. And if you don't support me, then you shouldn't be the one that I want to be with. And if I'm gonna make four million, four hundred million dollars a year, I just want you to sit in the crib and not do anything at it. Like, you don't like that, there's just so much requirements because their idea of what love should be is not the idea that we've got introduced to.

SPEAKER_02 2:02:32

But I feel like that's the thing. It's like love is love, like it is what it is. Yeah, it's you can't change it.

SPEAKER_06 2:02:38

I which I know I'm I'm shooting them some banner.

SPEAKER_02 2:02:41

I hear I hear I hear I hear where you're coming from. But the thing is, it's like, for example, that's why I say, like, yes, have it's bringing money into it, skews like that. That shit messes up everything. But the thing is, it's like I think that the the main point is that it's like, bro, if you spent time with a person, like we've all dated. It's like, bro, humans are made to be loved. It's like it's it's not, it's like we we can't live without it. And it's like when you find somebody and it's like you want to spend the rest of your life, it's like, yes, it it also shows like the person has some sort of damage where it's like not damage, but they have some sort of trauma where they've trusted somebody and somebody has betrayed them. But it's like also you can't go, especially like to the mother of your children, and it's like even her response after, it's like you need to like yo, if you love this person, whether this person cheats or not, it's like bro, I would want, like, if I were fucking rich like him and I was famous like him, and I go and marry some and tell somebody, yo, like I probably of course I wouldn't do a prenup, but it's like I would like I let's say because I would probably do that shit just to see what the hell your response would be. It's like if I tell you, yo, uh, I want a prenup, because in in the case this shit doesn't work out, you ain't getting none of my shit. It's like if if she goes and she's like, alright, whatever, I'm not here for that. It's like, alright, bro, you're the one.

SPEAKER_03 2:04:11

But if all of it, yeah, I don't even need it at that point.

SPEAKER_02 2:04:13

It's like, but it's like if at the end of the day I go and I'm like, but again, let's move it away from money. It's like, yo, if I tell you, you like my wife, she knows how much I make. It's like, hey, if we ever split up, I got the kids, whatever, and I'm gonna put this in writing. It's like, and that's it. I got the kids. You could stay with them, you can have legal custody, like full custody. It's like, but I will take care of my kids. I'm gonna give you uh and this is something current right now. This is your yeah, that's me and Rebecca are about to break up. It's like so it's crazy. So it's like if I go and say that to her and she's like, so you just want to give money to the kids? What about all the other things that they have to do? And then she just starts throwing, then she reacts like Erica is like that's not enough. It's like, what the fuck you mean that's not enough? It's like, bro, like that, that to me, it's like like that to me sounds fucking insane. It's like, bro, yeah, like if you love me and you're with me, it's like, yo, first of all, whether or not if love is for me, love is this. It's like I'm not thinking about worst case scenario. I'm not thinking about like, and I and this shit comes from a person like you guys know my personal experience. I'm not thinking about, oh, like, because none of us are. Like, bro, what the fuck did I think Rebecca was gonna have a whole goddamn stroke? Like that shit was the last thing on my bingo card. Yeah, because it's not just about, oh, whether he cheats on me or not. Like, you don't know if your wife is gonna live. You don't know if I there's so much other shit that can tight, yeah. So at the end of the day, I'm kind of just banking. It's like, yo, bro, we're getting married, and it's like whatever the fuck comes, we're gonna get through it. It's not it, because uh again, like to move it away from money, it's just a matter of like, yo, if you love somebody, you're willing to do whatever. That's why the whole, like, even like when you're in the hood, like niggas talk about oh, Bonnie and Clyde. They talk about uh uh what is it? Like uh like ride or die? Yeah, like your ride or die. It's like because it's that. It's like yo, you want someone that, yo, whether it's good, it's bad, it's shitty. It's like it's not to say that any woman should go through an infidelity. It's like that's not okay. And the niggas that are doing that, you a piece of shit. But the thing is but it's it's also the vice versa, too. Yeah, and the way.

SPEAKER_04 2:06:26

What about what about him? What about like yo, he's on the road, he's in the NFL, whatever. It gets lonely. Like she's he's on road trips, he's focused on that throughout the season. He's not, he's out all these days or whatever. What if she gets lonely and you know somebody at the gym starts paying more attention to her and whatever, and she ends up for like which is a high possibility in the city? Very high possibility. Tom Brady got Tom Brady got divorced from Giselle, and she immediately got with the Taekwondo instructor. So, what does that make me think? I'm gonna be real with you. I'm just saying, like, it just it sounds to me like they had something going on long before the divorce actually came to fruition. And that happened probably why? Because, you know, Tom Brady was out being fucking Tom Brady. He was freaking practicing, he was doing appearances, he was playing, he was winning Super Bowls, he was being, you know, maniacally dedicated to his craft. And she's like, Well, you're not maniacally dedicated to me. But my Taekwondo instructor is, and again, like I said, hi yah, hi yah. I just feel like again, like going even to Zay's point, it's like you put you put this press immense pressure on each other going into a marriage, like, oh, like, oh, because you make a mistake, you're not getting anything. Or if I if I make a mistake, then I gotta give you all the it's like, bro.

SPEAKER_06 2:07:43

You're banking on the harsh reality of humanity, which is that we all make mistakes. And that's that's what I'm trying to say.

SPEAKER_04 2:07:51

It's going to happen. Whether you have the agreement or not, but that's mistakes are going to happen. So if mistakes are a deal breaker for you, then do not get married. That's a fact. It's going to happen.

SPEAKER_06 2:08:01

But the thing you never fair, though. That's not fair, bro.

SPEAKER_04 2:08:05

Why get married? It's not fair. It's like saying that it's like it's like it's like somebody getting on a roller coaster, but they don't like the drops. Don't get on the fucking roller coaster. Like, I don't understand that shit. But nigga, they should be able to get on the roller coaster.

SPEAKER_06 2:08:18

It's like you, nigga, you want to try crabs. But do I try crabs? No, bro, but I know you really want to. You understand, like, you know. But but but do I do it? No, I know, bro. That's what I'm putting up.

SPEAKER_03 2:08:30

I'm trying to say maybe if you invited him to shaking crabs, you'll travel.

SPEAKER_06 2:08:33

But the thing is that these people, like these celebrities, and I'm it's just to shoot them some sort of bail, my nigga. Like these niggas, bro, they hear it. They really want to believe in it. They really want to live that happily ever after. They really want to. But they don't believe in it, though. I know they don't believe in it. But they I hear you say, But they do want to believe in it.

SPEAKER_04 2:08:54

See, I'm saying, I agree. And that's what's sad. I believe you that I believe that these people truly deep down, they want to believe in love. They want to believe in marriage. They want to and that's why a lot of them do it. But I the truth of the matter is if you look yourself in the mirror and you know, don't really believe in this fully. Like, I'm not going into this without a without a plan B, without an escape plan, making sure that I'm good money-wise, making sure that I don't gotta pay her half of my money if I mess up or whatever. Then the truth of the matter is, brother, you don't believe in it.

SPEAKER_06 2:09:24

So I told my don't I told my client the other day, nigga. I told my client, I was like, because number one, I told him that I was like, I'm not even gonna tell you the name of the pod. Because I don't want him to like listen to it. Right, because I know the type of like client that he is, anyways. Cool ass nigga though. But the point is that he was telling me that one of the first requirements that he did when he got with his wife, nigga, nice ass house, mansion, bro. Like, bro, this nigga said one of the first requirements that he had for his wife was like, what was your credit score? What is your credit score? It's like this is the reality, like this is my shit, bro. Like, it's like, sweet ass, like, sweet ass person, like the wife, like man, sweet. Yeah, yeah, but nigga asked for the credit score. Like, just I think that might be fair though. Yeah, but I disagree.

SPEAKER_03 2:10:14

I don't think her credit score matters, but I think like if you get with a chick and her credit score is horrible, that just means that she could be fucking irresponsible.

SPEAKER_04 2:10:20

Yeah, but why would you guess wanting to know it? No, not for like not for like marriage, I think. For logistical purposes, but if it's a make or break, like uh No, yeah, it wouldn't it would have been a good idea. If you under 750, I can't I can't put a ring. That's exactly what he said.

SPEAKER_06 2:10:38

It was like no questions about it, man. Like we need to find out, like that's the first shit that I that makes me makes or breaks this relationship. Like, was the credit score. And I was just like, oh damn. But that's that's my shit. Like, it's everywhere. Like, this is the reality, like niggas. I promise you, bro, everybody wants to be like niggas look at my life and be like, yo, how your wife does it, how she has six kids, like how you guys together, how do you go through your day in your life or whatever? How you don't smoke bud, like throughout your life, nigga. Like, how do you raw dog that shit? They look at Cito, same shit. Why God look happy? Why y'all niggas look happy? Why y'all still together? Jeddah, same shit. Zay, same shit. Niggas want that shit, bro. Niggas wanna have look at Kai. Nigga, Kai had his girl, everything was going well. Nigga, shit just crumbled. Now he in the dark. Now that nigga don't come out anymore for streaming. He says that it's because he's trying to focus on himself. Nigga, he didn't nigga, he's gonna be like, he wanted to hope. He wanted to hope to hope to have a true love story, nigga. And niggas just that.

SPEAKER_04 2:11:48

And here's here's my thing though. Why do marriages like ours look different and stuff like that? Some people would be like, I mean, the millionaires, the millionaires are probably gonna be, well, because y'all don't got the type of money that I got and whatever. That's where you get it wrong. It's not about the money. Not about the money. I know plenty of people in the church married and they got plenty of money. Alright? Just because you don't see you don't know it and you don't see it. You don't know how much money people actually got. It's not about the money. It's that you're talking about people who walked into the church. Who walked into the church on the day that they were getting married, fully aware and fully prepared to take on a vow that was for life till death to its till death do us part. In our weddings, the the words the words were different, but it meant the same thing. What God has united, may no man separate. Like that's that's not those aren't words that sound pretty. He got mad, bruh. Nah, I'm not saying, I'm not saying again, I'm not, it's not about the money. I'm just saying, like, bro, that's to me, that's the biggest difference. Like, I didn't walk into the church like saying, like, yo, man, if this goes left, man, I gotta figure out how I'm gonna get away from this chick or whatever. Like, no, bro, it's like, bro, it wasn't, it wasn't if this shit goes left. I walked into the church on my wedding day knowing that this shit is going to go left. It's gonna go left. It's gonna go left a lot. Like a lot. In the first couple years, it's probably gonna be way more left than right. I'm telling you. Like, that's accidentally.

SPEAKER_06 2:13:21

I know he got married, like thinking this shit was not gonna go ever like as left as I thought it would go. Nigga, I should be blown by shot.

SPEAKER_02 2:13:29

I knew it wouldn't be this nigga said I'm in the oncoming lane. Like, I knew it wouldn't be perfect. It's it's it's a like bro. I was talking, I'm not gonna disclose niggas name, but there was somebody. There was somebody that they were talking, and it's fucked up. But it was like from a genuine place. He was like, yo, when I got married to my wife, it was like she looked really freaking good. It was like she was like she she like just her body, her image, everything, her face. What's that like now that uh well uh freaking five kids later, freaking uh ten years into our marriage, like good just giving me a big one?

SPEAKER_06 2:14:12

Like I gotta try to do that, man.

SPEAKER_02 2:14:15

Who is it 10 years into the marriage, five kids later? It's like all of a sudden, it's like now she she was like she was like, yo, she used to weigh 110, now she's at 220. It's like freaking uh uh her she's like knows how much his wife weighs. Oh yeah. Nigga, he went into detail, like every imperfection, and he was like Well, he said ten years, so that person got married the year before me. And he was like, yo. So that narrows it down. He was like, you imagine like who the hell like uh uh what's it called? Like being mad, like going into marriage with this idea. Like it was not two in ten, nigga. It's like yo. I'm gonna cut that. It's like you imagine, you imagine like freaking going to Nah, she would laugh. Huh? She would laugh. You can leave it. He was like, you imagine if I would have gone into marriage thinking that, oh, she was gonna look like this forever. You know, it's like, and he also brought it, he was like, not even me. He was like, yo, I was very fit, and it's like now I put on some weight. I'm not the same person. It's like you go into if you go like because we were just talking about in general, just like how our marriage has been. And I, you know, after I told him about Rebecca, he was like, bro, it's crazy. Like you think one thing going into marriage, thinking your life is gonna go in one direction, but then God goes and throws a freaking wrench in your plan, and then it's over. It's like life changes. You're not just like your person, not just the situations in your life, but also you change physically. And it's like when you make these vows, you also have to remember that that person might not, it's like, and it's not even it's like even if my wife still looked the same, still slim or whatever, it was like, yo, we all get older. And it's like, what do we do if she looks much older than me? It's like we're in our 50s, and now she looks like she's 70, and I look like I'm in my 40s. It's like, am I now gonna go look for another woman because my wife is, it's like, no, it's like that's never the answer. It's like because the because of the sacrament and because of the love, and it's like you would uh I uh you said earlier, it's like because we're in the church and it's like Christ is in the middle of freaking my marriage, it's like that's the only way all of this shit works. It's a fact. It's like without that, it's like he was like, yo, bro, I would have fucking been left. Because it's like not even because of the appearance, like just the what the fact that we have two different ways of thinking, I'm out. That's the that the because that for me is the main reason why I would get a divorce. It's like because in the end, you're living with someone who doesn't think like you. And whenever you want to go and make a decision or whatever, you there's either pushback or you're being challenged. And nigga, who the fuck wants to be uh living with somebody who's gonna challenge every fucking thing you do? Nigga, it's like but it's like at the end of the day, because of the vows, because of the church, because of all, it's like, yo, this is able to work because of this.

SPEAKER_04 2:17:03

But that's what marriage is, and I feel like again, like the way that I see it, I feel like over the years, the last couple of decades, and I just feel like there's there's been a loss of of maturity going into this institution of marriage. Like, I think people go in, kind of like Moise is explaining that they go in wanting to believe in something but not truly believing it, and still doing it anyway, and just hoping that shit works. And it's like that's no way to do it. Like, there needs to be a maturity, and I think that's why, you know, in the church, um, and especially, you know, the where you know the reality that we're a part of, like, we stress this of preparation before marriage and and the the premarital catechesis and these things because it's like yo, you can't go in blind, like you can't go in thinking that everything's gonna be okay, that it's gonna work out, that whatever. It's like, bro, things are gonna change. Like you're gonna have situations, they're gonna be whatever, and you don't know what they are. There's no way to know. Like, bro, I didn't know that you know, my four my fourth kid was gonna come with this freaking rare ass diagnosis that was gonna cost us all this freaking money, and that was gonna freaking upend our lives for the first three years of her life with all the freaking sickness and the seizures and the admit and being admitted to the hospital that time, whatever. I didn't know that that was gonna happen. I didn't know that we were gonna lose our sixth child and freaking go through this freaking crisis for a freaking year plus that like I could how could you know? You don't know, you can't plan for that. But it's like, oh, if I'm going in thinking, like, yeah, you know, I'm here and like, you know, shit could get, you know, bad, but it can't if it gets too too bad, like, yo, I'm out, like, I'm not dealing with that. Like, I don't need that stress type shit. It's like, bro, no, like, it's just not a realistic mindset. And like going in, like, also, I know, I you know, I could I I hear I I I've heard that conversation where people are like, no, like, you know, because it's different, you get married, and then the years go by, and she has kids and whatever. Like, of course, yeah, of course, your wife is not gonna always look like the girl that you dated before you got married, but it's also seeing the beauty in the woman that she's become. Like, I look at I look at my wife now, and I'm just like, bro, to me now, she's a million times more beautiful to me than when I was dating her. Like, just um, and it's because like I when I look at her, I see all this shit that we've gone through together. Like, so like, and I know obviously for women is different. Like, and I thought that that was a really good part of the wives pod when um because Ashley was speaking about it, like about like what she goes through and everything like that. And I was like, you know, it's because I I I heard her speaking and I was like, she echoed a lot, you know, sentiments that I hear from my own wife. And to hear, you know, you know, you know, just the the women be able to get that off, you know, from their perspective about how difficult it is because like you know, they they see themselves changing and they feel uncomfortable and they go through, and it's like it's so hard for me because I'm like, I don't see it that way. Like, bro, I look at it and I'm like, you're so much more, like, yo, you're so much better now. Like to me, like it's it's so much better. But again, I feel like that has to do with like the lifestyles that we lead, like the fact that like we're in the church and it's like we're going through these things together and we live them in a specific way, bro. Because if not, again, like I just if I wasn't here, if I didn't have this word, if I didn't, if I wasn't in the church, I would, I would just not do it. I would just not do it because I wouldn't believe in it. The only reason that I believe in it is because I believe in God. If I didn't believe in God, I wouldn't believe in marriage. It just to me, there's no way to separate the two. And I feel like a lot of people feel like you can. A lot of people feel like marriage don't got nothing to do with a God or a religion or anything like that. It's just something, it's an instant, it's it's it's something that you do. It's a it's a contract. I hear that shit all the time. Marriage is a contract, it's what it's a business contract. I hate that shit. I hate that. And that marriage is not a freaking business contract. It's not, it's just not. And I feel like if I like I said, if I wasn't here and I looked at marriage only as a business contract, that'd be a contract that I would never sign. And you could never get me to sign.

SPEAKER_02 2:21:10

That's a fact. Never. Big fact.

SPEAKER_04 2:21:11

Never for what? For what am I what am I signing? Signing my life away for what?

SPEAKER_02 2:21:15

For what? If she ever passes away, I'm I'm that's it. Oh no, yeah, Connor brings that shit up all the time.

SPEAKER_04 2:21:20

Like, oh yo, so you're gonna you're gonna get married again, you're gonna do that. But I'm like, yo, you cra you think I'm not doing this again? You crazy? Fuck out of here. Girl, listen. Yo, it's you possibly nigga. It's you, it's not do, it's not, it's not do or die. It's not do or die. It's you or die. So you or it's over. It's clipped, okay? I don't care what happens or whatever.

SPEAKER_03 2:21:42

I just know I just know how petty I I would be to whoever, whoever my next wife is. Uh man, Rose would have not had this floor looking like this. I know, I know that for sure.

SPEAKER_04 2:21:54

I wouldn't here's what I'm telling you. Tighten it up, tighten it up, bro. I just couldn't. I that's it.

SPEAKER_03 2:22:03

Don't really fuck with you like that. I could see it in his eyes. He don't fuck with you. He don't fuck with you. Rose Rose is speaking to him right now, like he don't fuck with you.

SPEAKER_04 2:22:13

I just I couldn't, all jokes aside, like I just I couldn't, I couldn't see that's a good question, though. Like, would like have you ever thought about that? Like if something happened to your wife, God forbid. Like at this stage in the game, like we're all still, you know, young, we're in our 30s. Like, it's very feasible that like if something happened tomorrow to one of our wives, like, you know, you would still have you would still have plenty of time to get married again and start again.

SPEAKER_03 2:22:38

Unfortunately, as long as fornication is a sin, I I don't have to.

SPEAKER_01 2:22:49

Honestly, bro.

SPEAKER_07 2:22:50

So y'all would just do widowers and rolling stones and just never get married, nigga?

SPEAKER_06 2:22:54

Yo, nah, that's a fact.

SPEAKER_03 2:22:56

Nigga, Father Richard would probably tell you, like, you gotta get married.

SPEAKER_04 2:23:00

I mean, he might, he might. I don't mean I don't mean I'm gonna. Low-key, low-key, you joke. Honestly speaking, that probably sounds way more realistic than me getting married again. And I talk out of that all the time. I'm like, you got a better chance of me waiting until our last kid is old enough and joining a channel.

SPEAKER_03 2:23:23

His name is Father Leo. Shut up, bro.

SPEAKER_06 2:23:27

Father Francisco.

SPEAKER_03 2:23:28

Nah, bro.

SPEAKER_04 2:23:29

I'm telling you, uh, it sounds nuts. I'm I would not do this. I would not do this, I would not do this marriage shit again. I would I don't know.

SPEAKER_06 2:23:37

I was selling Ashley, nigga, because the possibilities is high because of the C-sections and all the other shit. Exactly. And I was I was selling her, and she she always says, like, wouldn't you? I and honestly, bro, I I'm nigga, I I don't think I can find another woman like Ashley, like genuinely speaking, nigga, but I don't even have the desire to try. You think I'ma stay like this, nigga? I ain't staying like this, nigga. But who's and now Ashley always says it? Who the fuck is gonna put up with my shit? And I realize, bro, I'm getting I'm only 30, bro. Yo, nah, for real. I don't think anybody could be my wife, bro, and love me the way that that girl loves me. That's what would suck though. Because I know how much worse I am getting as time goes. Like, I'm way more annoying. I'm way more like, like, just yo, the other day, bro, I woke up, nigga, and I just been like, cause she, yo, everything, work, all this shit, bro, just driving to hella west, bubble fuck, and back, and then this, then kids, then all yo, bro, just so much. So I've been like, for the last month. So I woke up yesterday, and then she was like, babe, what you want for breakfast? I was like, nah, like, you know, I don't really eat. I was like, make me uh a smoothie if you want. Like, make me a strawberry smoothie. Oh, whatever. She started making the smoothie. And then nigga, I looked at the table, I was like, Why do you clean the table like that? Like, why is it that you like where did you and then I see like a spray bottle set all purpose? I was like, is this fucking bottle that always cultiendo like all the freaking the the panos? It's like, why do you use that shit? You the only person that's some you can beep this shit, but it's like that's some white nigga shit. Like you, you like white your mom don't clean like that. Like, we all taught you how to clean, and you want to clean like that, and then I just go and I start cleaning the table. Like, yo, nigga just woke up to argue. Nigga just started cleaning the table like a vieha. Like, I'm like, Because I don't even understand, like, why you do that? Yo, whatever I did pray for him, but then but then I go, then I go, you bugging nigga. My wife loves me, nigga. I never said the point is the point is really gotta love you. The point is, nigga, that I go yo.

SPEAKER_03 2:26:00

The day I try to give Rose pointers on how to clean, bro. Just plan the funeral.

SPEAKER_06 2:26:05

Yo, nigga.

SPEAKER_03 2:26:05

Plan the fucking funeral.

SPEAKER_06 2:26:07

So then after nigga, she goes, and then she started to make the fucking batida. And then she was like, baby, but you want water or like put orange juice or whatever. Yo, hostile. Like, I was just tight, nigga. I needed a cigarette, nigga. I don't know what you said. OJ, no pump. I was like, yo, orange juice. And then I saw her put Vinilla inside. I was like, I don't even like Vinilla. Why you put my ninja?

unknown 2:26:32

Oh no.

SPEAKER_06 2:26:34

She started, she was like, yo, are you so this is very violent. Oh, you so as she go grab the block of ice that she put in there, just throw it into the sink. I was like, why are you throwing out the ice? Because it had vinilla in it. The vinyl is inside of the juice already. Don't put it, don't throw out the ice. And my dumb ass out of pride, they got put it in, put that shit back inside. Went upstairs, got mad, she brought me the juice, all this other shit. She was like, babe, I'm sorry. I was like, no, I'm mad at you. Don't like, don't kiss me. Yo, my nigga. My nigga, I came home yesterday, bro. After after the the the the Kansas bride, nigga, I went up to her, I was like, babe, how do you do it, yo? I'm sorry, man. She was like, I was waiting for you to talk to me. I was like, yo, bro, I'm like, what the fuck just happened, nigga?

SPEAKER_02 2:27:22

Like the female listeners just heard that story and was like, did she see it? I'm not getting married.

SPEAKER_04 2:27:30

Fuck them, nigga. It don't matter, nigga. Nah, listen, it again, but look, not for nothing, but again, like this, this is the reality. You can probably tell, you can probably tell a similar story about her doing something same similar to you. Like, if we're honest. Like, okay, like, yeah, you might have woke up on asshole timing or whatever, but like, let's not pretend like they don't wake up on their timing.

SPEAKER_06 2:27:53

Yo, bro.

SPEAKER_04 2:27:53

Especially once a month.

SPEAKER_06 2:27:55

Which is which is which and it's also it's also like how I say, like, why who the hell will ever deal with a nigga like me ever? Like, like you, nigga, I think the same way.

SPEAKER_04 2:28:07

I'm like, I don't, and not only who would deal, it's also this is you know how fucked up I am. It's like also not who would deal with me. Who do I want to deal with me? I don't, first of all, not only I don't not only do I not believe that there's other somebody else who could deal with me, but I'm also convinced that I don't even want none of you other people to ever try. Like, I don't even want to give you a chance. Nah, man. I don't even want you to to take, you know what? Let me let me give it a shot. I could probably I could probably survive Sito. No, I don't want you to. I don't want you to try, okay? This is I listen, this is God. I am Caro's problem. That's why if she dies, God bless her, man. She got lucky, she got out early.

SPEAKER_06 2:28:46

But that's why, bro, that's why nobody else will ever like I well now. Sito, Jeddah, whoever, nigga, they nigga, nobody else, bro. Nigga, it's impossible, bro. It is extremely impossible. For another woman to ever love me the way, nigga. That's how you know this shit is a grace, nigga. That's how you know, nigga, like how Dak Prescott can do you can't do this, nigga. You can't wake up and just spaz on your woman and expect her to not live up to that prenup that you saw.

SPEAKER_03 2:29:15

But do you hold on, do do y'all ever think though, like that part of the reason that you are the way you are is because you've been married to the person that you've been married with for a long time? No, I just feel like was you like this when you first met, Ashley?

SPEAKER_06 2:29:28

Nah, I mean me and Ashley known each other from 13 years old, but regardless, like, it's just it is also freedom too, nigga. Like, I am who I am, bro. Like, and she she loved me for for who I'm bro. She actually got her days too, bro. Like, you guys are hearing one side of the story of me one day. One day waking up.

SPEAKER_04 2:29:46

You got your day, she got hers.

SPEAKER_06 2:29:48

Me waking up one day and fucking just being or two days or three days or fucking nigga. We've been together since 13 years old, bro. I've done seen Ashley get pissed off off even worse shit, bro. Like, I I just I know who I am, I know my temper, bro, and I know, like, regardless, like that's the my wife, bro. That's my queen, bro. Like, like, nigga, I will never, never, ever like disrespect her in any form, shape, like, shape or way or form, bro. Because nigga, that's the love of my life, bro. I've never disrespected Ashley. I never lifted up a finger to her, nigga. I've never, nigga. Yeah, no. Nigga, never cheated on her when we were boyfriends, when we were girl, like nigga, never, when it was Ashley, it was Ashley. And that I have fundamentally nigga down, nigga. Like that that girl. But the thing is that that's why, like, I feel like celebrities, that's what they want, bro. They want to be able to, nigga. The reason why all these marriages and all these relationships break up and nigga, they go through all these hardships, nigga, is because niggas don't be feeling free, nigga. Nobody wanna talk. I feel like nobody wanna be open.

SPEAKER_04 2:30:57

For Cado and I, like, I've I've I've always been the same. Like when we were dating, I was the same dude. Like, and that was by design. Like, it's like I'm not gonna like I don't think one, like I can't, I can't not be who I am. It's very like I I I don't I just can't do that. So like even in dating, it's like bro, like, she had like there was no way for her not to see like the asshole. Like she she she met the asshole very early in our dating experience. And like I remember the first time that like she got me like really mad and so and whatever, and like she was like, I don't know, like we had like our whole thing or whatever, and she's like, Oh no, we're breaking up and whatever, and it's like okay, cool, whatever. Like, whatever. But we found our way back, and it's like, look, this is who I am, like, this is who I am. This is that's not gonna change.

SPEAKER_06 2:31:46

Like, Ashley today, it's today, bro. She I got I had an appointment. Bro, Ashley's the type of person, nigga, I got an appointment. Like, my I'm the bread, uh like the one who brings the money into the house, right? Like, there's no my cheese mama, nigga. I help my wife clean, I help my wife cook, I will help my wife shower the kids. Like, I don't know if that shit happens everywhere else, but I know in my crib, like she knows she got a partner. Like, she like I I I'm there for her, right? Although I'm also like providing and doing everything, and that shit is a motherfucking fact, like niggas know it, right? But the point is, right? Um if I'm if I'm there and I'm working, and I tell you I got an appointment at 12, and you decide to go get your hair done at 10 and my appointment is an hour away. How is that logically smart? Make me lose an opportunity of closing because you want to go do your hair, which I'm all for. You can go do that. That's why I work. It's for you for you to spoil yourself, but it's not logically smart to do it at the end.

SPEAKER_02 2:32:57

I have a couple follow-up questions. How many cars do you have in this scenario? So I have I have I have two cars. So she left in one, and what was it? The kids were home? The kids were home. Oh, okay.

SPEAKER_04 2:33:12

Yeah, because I for I assume if the kids are home, somebody gotta be with the kids. But no, I mean, obviously it's not it's not a good idea, but I mean, I feel like that happens, that happens in every marriage.

SPEAKER_02 2:33:22

And she took the car that I needed too. But what's more important to close the deal with the client or your wife being happy? Close the deal with the client. I mean, so simple.

SPEAKER_04 2:33:34

In the long run, closing the deal with the client. In the short run, my wife's happiness.

SPEAKER_03 2:33:40

She did say what her love language was, and let's just say Momo has to close some deals. You know, it's a gift giving.

SPEAKER_04 2:33:46

It's a fact, hair costs money, I'm sure.

SPEAKER_03 2:33:50

My wife, my wife is the smartest. That rose spends on like a conditioner, bro.

unknown 2:33:55

Jesus Christ.

SPEAKER_06 2:33:56

On conditioner?

SPEAKER_03 2:33:57

Yeah, bro. Like crazy.

SPEAKER_06 2:33:58

My nigga, you didn't see Ashley's. TikTok today, nigga. She told me she was going for two paces and like the orderance and all this other shit, bro. And came back with mad makeup.

SPEAKER_04 2:34:10

It happens.

SPEAKER_06 2:34:11

And I don't know. And then she had the audacity to say, oh, someone sent us money. What happened to all the money?

SPEAKER_01 2:34:17

What are you talking about? I tell you what happened. Listen. Ladies and gentlemen.

SPEAKER_04 2:34:24

This has been episode 22, aka the one soto episode, aka the DR episode, aka the shout out, shout out to y'all, man.

SPEAKER_06 2:34:39

Support is free.

SPEAKER_04 2:34:40

Support is free, like we always say. Accept child support.

SPEAKER_06 2:34:42

Wrap it up. My love. I'm sorry that I put our business out there. I'm sorry that I like. Come on. You know, I fucked up, my love. I be getting mad for no fucking reason.

SPEAKER_03 2:34:52

But you know me and Rose had a sense that I would never choose anybody over you.

SPEAKER_06 2:34:56

You see, is that niggas don't say it, nigga. Niggas be niggas, but bro, niggas go on and everybody crazy.

SPEAKER_02 2:35:02

We begin naked on this pod. What are you talking about? Every time this nigga goes, niggas like, yo, like nigga go say some shit, and it just be like, but you know, every I never did anything to you. It's like I never cheated. I know it's like so that kind of just like excuses. Exactly, nigga.

SPEAKER_06 2:35:22

I'm a good ass guy. I'll be telling her, nigga, ain't no nigga out here, bro. I don't go to clubs, I don't go out, I don't go nowhere, nigga. I don't do nothing, bro. Nigga, I stay home, I don't play video games, nigga. I'll be like, yo, what is don't ever fuck what is there to complain about? Like, this is a dream, dream man.

SPEAKER_04 2:35:41

Stop scheduling your appointments when she got hair reports. I was gonna say, I mean, when you say, when you say what is there to complain about, and then you say what you did that morning with the table. This is marriage therapy right now, bro. Yo, time out.

SPEAKER_03 2:35:54

There are some things that's yo, time out real quick, because I was just thinking about this shit, bro. This morning, I was talking to Rose, right? We were talking about the WBC, right? And I'm telling her, I'm like, yeah, you know, um, Puerto Rico plays today at three. And then we started talking about the the shit with the insurance and shit and and bad bunny and all other shit. And then I'm like, yo, I gotta go get a haircut. Um my appointment's at 12. And then she's just like, all right, I wanna I wanna go do my nails. And I'm just like, um, okay, but I gotta I gotta get a haircut at 12. So I'm just like, I like I could ask my mom to to hold the kids down and whatever. Cause I'm thinking her doing her nails is gonna be a quick process, bro. Nigga. Like bro, we didn't get yo, bro, we didn't get back to the house till like fucking 4 30, bro. And I'm like, bro, you know I wanted to come back because I wanted to watch the game. She's like, you didn't tell me you wanted to watch the game. I'm like, why do you think we was talking about the WB? She's like, yeah, but you just told me that the game was at three. I'm like, why do you think I told you that the game was at three? Did you say that? Why would I ever say that to you?

SPEAKER_04 2:37:07

But did you say, did you say, yeah, Puerto Rico plays at three, babe? I'm trying to watch that.

SPEAKER_03 2:37:13

I think I I I might not have, but I'm just like I'm just saying, bro, but I'm just talking to you about baseball because I want to. Yeah, like why would I volunteer that information, bro? That's like if she just thought you were trying to put her up on game about the WBC. Yo, G, that's like if you tell you, that's like if you tell your wife, you just like, yeah, man, you know, Caesar's having a thing at his crib, you know, with a couple of the guys. It's just like it's implied that you want to do it.

SPEAKER_05 2:37:37

Nah, nah, nah, nah.

SPEAKER_04 2:37:39

Why would you just implied it? But if you don't say, like, yo, I want to do this.

SPEAKER_03 2:37:47

She really thinks I want to sit here and talk about fucking Francisco Lindor with her. Why not?

SPEAKER_04 2:37:53

Why would I bring the her cousin is a big leaguer? Like, why not? Cunha Leo de Tavera, we told you. Yeah, he's on the he's on the Baltimore Orioles. He signed with the Orioles.

SPEAKER_06 2:38:05

That's her brother?

SPEAKER_04 2:38:06

Cousin. No, that's her cousin. She got money from that? I wish, nigga. I don't think that's a good one.

SPEAKER_06 2:38:11

I don't know why sometimes I've been thinking that niggas that become famous, like they're just gonna one day, like, if that's family, they're just gonna be like, yo, bro, he's a hundred thousand.

SPEAKER_02 2:38:18

It don't work like it don't work, it don't work, it don't it don't work like that. We also had a cousin. I don't know what happened to Alejandro de Asa. I don't know what the fuck happened.

SPEAKER_04 2:38:26

Apparently, Papi said Well, he made he he made it to the majors for sure.

SPEAKER_02 2:38:29

I remember he was on the white side after that. I don't know. He fell off.

SPEAKER_03 2:38:36

That's not even Jay Rojas. That's not even Rosie's first cousin in the MLB. Johan Rose gonna say.

SPEAKER_04 2:38:42

No, no, her her first cousin actually, Jada should remember. You remember the the Taveras dude from Colorado? Willie Taveras? Yeah, yeah, yeah. That was that was their first, that was Rosie's first cousin that made it to the MLB.

SPEAKER_02 2:38:55

Really? Yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_04 2:38:56

Willie.

SPEAKER_02 2:38:58

Yo, we need uh Rose. That's why I said I was on your side. I was not on Zay's side at all. Zay over here, wild. I knew he if he's talking about he needs to express himself better. He needs to say, I wanted to watch the game. We'll talk about it after, off the bot. What the fuck?

SPEAKER_04 2:39:20

Yeah. All right, ladies and gentlemen, this has been Deuce Deuce. We will see y'all next week. Peace and love. Yeah. No fucking way, bro.

SPEAKER_02 2:39:32

Nah, no, no, no. It's not nothing bad. It's just because I don't know. Oh, you didn't know that? Who you didn't know that?

SPEAKER_06 2:39:39

Johan. Yo, niggas, easy.

unknown 2:39:44

Let me tell you what I do to protect this like you're doing it.