The Pi Show
Growing in up in NYC during the golden era that was the 90's is one of the dopest experiences one could have on their resume. Add in immigrant parents and living in some of the toughest parts of the city and now you're cooking with gas! Each week the guys will speak from the perspective of being raised by parents who preach Jesus in the streets that birthed Hip Hop. Whether trading war stories from their childhood and their current family-lives or covering the latest topics dominating the timeline, their POV is distinct to say the least.
The Pi Show
Episode 25 - "The New Del Rosario Bible"
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Christ is risen and so are we!!! We came back to talk Easter and Ice Spice. Believe it or not they somehow intersect this episode. We round out by discussing the 8 Chic-Fil-A employees who got fired over a Tik-Tok challenge. Support is free!
Fellow Americans is what the universe pride is necessary to represent as recording, as a living testory, the population of history in the making during our generation. Allow me to reintroduce myself.
SPEAKER_06The universe is predicated on the duality of chaos and order. Without these opposites to define each other, it is impossible for life to exist in any dimension. Therefore, you should accept both chaos and order as equally real and necessary.
SPEAKER_13Yeah, that was a the nigga. You heard the the the song nigga I sent you? Which one? The remix to the church song remix to all the AI shit? No.
SPEAKER_02Oh yeah, I posted that on my story. I remember I remember that shit.
SPEAKER_13That shit was.
SPEAKER_02I was gonna start the episode. It's not that long, but out of nine.
SPEAKER_13Out of nine. Nah, nigga. Nigga, I gotta say, bro, not doing this, bro, for what is it, two weeks? Feels like forever, right?
SPEAKER_02Like it feels like I can't, it feels like we I I know we recorded on Palm Sunday weekend, but it feels like it was longer than that. Nigga, it just feels like bro. I'm like, I'm still wondering if we know if we know how to do this anymore. Nah, I mean, it was crazy for me, bro, because it's just like after they crucified me, I was just like, I don't know if I'm gonna make it to the pod. I don't know where, like, I don't know, like what, like two, three days later around there, like my eyes just open, nigga. And I'm like, yo, what the fuck? You know where you fucked up. Like, yo, I'm gonna make it to the pod. You know where you fucked up, right? Well, I fucked up. Is that Jesus always knew he was gonna resurrect? His eyes just ain't open, nigga. He knew nigga, you know, he talking about Jesus. That's big JC, nigga. He knew I'm I am just I'm a regular nigga. I ain't know I was gonna be back here, bro. But they listen, bro. Good Friday, they try to take the kid out, bro. You know, regular shit, bro. I told them, like, yo, get my ops out of here. They was like, nah, bro, we we cool with Barabbas. I was like, all right, bro, it's all good, bro. They took me out of here. Pilot ain't wanna do it, but you know, he became a social justice warrior. They said they was gonna they was gonna talk, they said they was gonna talk to mom Donnie. I mean Caesar. They said they was gonna talk to him about it. So they talked so calling mom Donnie Caesar. So they yo, so they talked to homies. So you know what, bro? They got me out here. But they didn't even know that they had me crucified with my man's in them, bro. My man's in them who just hit a lick. So I told them niggas, I'm like, bro.
SPEAKER_13Where they at?
SPEAKER_02To the father, I hope, bro. I try to put in the word.
SPEAKER_13You know when I get up there, you gonna be in the kingdom sitting right next to me, Brody.
SPEAKER_02Broski. Yo, imagine when them said, yo, broski. You see, and this is. Imagine when them two niggas got up there, guys just like, who are you? Who said that? This is like border, and that's what I'm saying. This is like borderline blasphemous, but like who said that? When like Jesus, Jesus was lucky that in his time, right, it wasn't 2026. Because in 2026, it's like, imagine like it's three of y'all, and y'all all got the death sentence, and one of the niggas in the three is like, yo, I'm not gonna lie, like I could really, like, I could really do that for you. I could get you in, I could get you in the heaven like today, bro. Like, yo, bro, I guarantee you, today you're gonna be with me in paradise, bro. I've been shut the fuck up. The funny thing is, they said, oh, because you believe, because you believe you'll enter the kingdom, and then God's up there, like the J. Cole video, like, who told you that? He's like, nah, I was with your son in them. My son. Just just get in the I don't have a son.
SPEAKER_00You I don't have a son, just die a power.
SPEAKER_02You get up there to God, and he's like, nah, like your son, your son said I was good. Nigga said, My son. They're like, Yeah, well, listen, nigga, right now saying some wild things. He's like, Can I at least get in for telling you that there's somebody down there talking like he your son?
SPEAKER_10Like, damn, gang, let me in the club.
SPEAKER_13Yo, nah, bro, that is crazy. Who told them niggas? That is one of the goaded clips of all time. The thing was that Jesus died. The other niggas was just chilling still on the cross after that nigga died.
SPEAKER_02And then that's the worst part of the whole thing. Jesus is gonna promise niggas something and then just be out. And then the rest of them is dead, like, wait, what yo, what's good with this? Yo, yo, so Jesus, how long how long does it take for us to rise up? This nigga just and it's finished. Like it just out. It's finished for me. Yeah, niggas come and break their legs, they in agony. They like they didn't even break his legs. What did they break his legs?
SPEAKER_03What did they say fuck me for? Nah, they were probably tight when they ain't breaking his legs. Hell yeah, they was tight. Nigga, they was probably going through like, oh man, bro.
SPEAKER_02Niggas just niggas just busted up their ACL, MCL, and everything, and then they see they see them go to Jesus with a little dagger.
SPEAKER_03Like, nah, break that nigga leg.
SPEAKER_02Yo, that shit was funny as hell, bro. I mean, I didn't think we was gonna start with that, but we say all that to say Christ is risen, ladies and gentlemen. Christ is truly, truly risen. And the Pasho is back.
SPEAKER_13Nigga said Jesus went down to hell, fought everybody, brought everybody up, and they was worried about two random niggas straight up, nigga.
SPEAKER_02Nigga just nigga in 2015. I mean, Jesus is that dude, right? That shows up to the party with extra niggas. He gets up to happen, and God is like, yo, uh nigga does. Who these two niggas you sent up for?
SPEAKER_13Nigga, think about it, nigga. We believe that Christ died. That nigga went down to hell to just to fuck up the devil, bring Abraham, all of them niggas. All of them back. Everybody was there waiting. And then all nigga, you know how many niggas that nigga had to rescue? And now you telling me that these two random niggas are in the back of the line. Nigga, yo.
SPEAKER_02You say ain't no back of the line no more, gang. Ain't no back of the line no more. It's like when the back door opens on the on the city bus and they're back door, and niggas just try to niggas just get on without paying the fit. But I'm Abraham looking at them two them two thieves, like yo. Because that's crazy. Cause you imagine being you imagine being Abraham. You imagine like you, you Abraham, like, yo, you've been out here, son. Years, bro. I'm talking about years, hundreds, thousands, nigga. You there, you've been waiting, son. And then Jesus finally pull up, you like, oh yeah, yo, bro. Been waiting, brother. Like, damn, it took you long enough. And then you get up there, you're like, all right, you know, defeat the devil and all that. We all right, we we lit, we on our way to heaven, nigga. Take his selfies and shit, yo, on our way to heaven, finally made it. Feel me. You get up there, and it's a thief already in that bitch. Like, yeah, yeah. I've been I've just been chilling here for a couple days. I took a while. Like, I just been macking with God in there, bitch.
SPEAKER_03You Abraham is like, what? Y'all almost killed my son, gang. What the hell are you talking about? You got this thief. I ain't still nothing, bro.
SPEAKER_02No, no, you know, Jacob, Jacob, you won't you won't got a leg to stand on. Jacob don't got no leg to stand on. You would do a wild shit. They said them two niggas was the like the most clutch niggas of all time. No, the clutch is the clutchest dude of all time. Niggas got the paradise within their last hours, bro. Yo, nah, the good thief is the clutchest nigga of all time, but that is one of my biggest gripes with how he is remembered. Because they call him the good thief. But I grew up, and what they told me growing up was that good thieves don't get caught.
SPEAKER_03And clearly he got caught. And he got caught caught. They was about to date ended him.
SPEAKER_02So I'm like, I don't tell you. Every time I hear that shit in Spanish, they be like, El buen larrón. I'm like, I said larron. And I'm like, well, how good of a thief was he? Take it from a take it from a good thief. When you a good thief, you don't get caught. You feel me? Yeah, but you you you probably going to hell. Nah, no, no. Not off, not off of that. Nah, matter of fact, bro, I kid you not, today you're gonna be with me about me.
SPEAKER_14Yo, nah, yo, God bless. I'm telling you, that has what you consider paradise. What if the niggas had more what if the niggas had more on top of that?
SPEAKER_03Then it could go left too. Because it's like, huh?
SPEAKER_02What you say to me?
SPEAKER_03Yo, pardon the left, gang. What are you talking about?
SPEAKER_02What you mean by that? Like, yeah, the Bible might have been missing text, bro. Like, what if they had more questions? Like, yo, so Jesus, what is paradise? Yeah, it is finished. Gang. That's the part, that's the part they leave out because they definitely had more questions. You ain't gonna tell me. Yo, actually, my nigga, you going to hell. What? It is finished. Especially the other dude that was mocking Jesus. If you think he was mocking Jesus before, what you think he had to say after Jesus said, yo, today you go? He was like, Paradise, nigga.
SPEAKER_03Paradise, nigga. You see what we have.
SPEAKER_13Nah, bro. Them niggas, they never we gotta figure out, we gotta investigate that shit. Who wanna die first and figure out where these niggas is at? Nah, yeah. Um, I got y'all. But the thing. But the thing is, nigga, these niggas just make sure your Wi-Fi is good because the connection might be tough. These niggas died on the third day. He didn't even die. Niggas died after Jesus went and did all the whole rescue mission. Nah, that ass.
SPEAKER_02He said Jesus resurrected, went to where went to the fucking tomb. Like that nigga still here. You know what's a hard and you know what's crazy because you nigga wanna go visit them. It's like the little Uzi shit. So my third day out here. So my third day out here, gang. You know, yeah. I'll tell you one thing. Jesus resurrected, but my bank account has not yet risen. My bank account is Noli Metangere. Like if y'all ain't in the way, y'all didn't get that reference. But if you are, you got the joke. Do not touch me. Yeah, I saw a meme. My shit is still in hell. Yeah, I saw I saw a meme because I think good, I think Good Friday was like April 3rd or something. And it was just it was just like, bro, not me having to pay rent right after my Lord and Savior just gave it all. It's crazy, right? It's crazy. I wanted to send that shit to my landlord. Like, honestly, yeah. I was looking at my landlord funny, like, so you really gonna ask money from me on the day that Jesus died? Like, that's how you feeling. That's how you feeling. Like, we not all mourning, like you need money. Like, that's honestly, bro. I'm gonna write on the rent chart, I'm gonna just write Christ is risen. Straight up. Fuck it. You know what they say, right? He paid all our debts. Exactly. Straight up, gang. You hit me up for the rent money, take it up with Jesus, baby. All my shit is paid in the blood of Jesus, amen. Like, what are you talking about with him, nigga? What are you talking about? The way my luck's set up, man. I'm gonna get home to an eviction notice, and on the bottom it's gonna say truly risen. Gang, let me tell you something. Let me tell you something about Con Ed. Con Ed don't care. Connet will tell you, yeah, we we tried to hit Jesus. He ain't respond. Your lights is getting cut off, my brother. I'm sorry to tell you. I know that shit. Christ is risen, but your lights ain't on. My mom, yo, my mom's shit, bro. Christ is risen, but your phone ain't charged. My mom was in a chemical romance with Con Edison, bro. Bro, we yours. Our electricity was always shut off, but we never have fucking candles. Nigga, it's just like, bro, how you this shit happens every few months, but you're never prepared. Straight up. That shit don't make no sense, bro. Straight up. Because you go to other people's houses, you see how they got the candles with the Virgin Mary and shit. We didn't even have those. We were just unprepared for the Easter candles. And my mom is one of them people that you would think, you would think if you met my mom or you know her, you would think, oh nah, Evo definitely got uh Virgin Mary candle or the Jesus Divine Mercy candle. She got these definitely got she don't. The only candles in my house is her cigarettes, and them bitches burn too quick to get the lights on. Shit. Well, I was like, yo, bro, like at this point, bro, like I wouldn't even be surprised when I shut off. She she'd break the news to me like she was disappointed, like, they're gonna shut it off again, Poppy. I'm like, all right, it just happened in January. I mean, honestly, they shouldn't have shut it back off. I mean, sometimes she'd be like, They know your track records. She'd be talking about they're gonna shut it off again. I was like, I didn't realize it came back. I haven't turned the light switch on in my room in three weeks. I ain't know we had it. They come to the building and they gotta go to your shit and turn your shit off, bro. And my mom would be like, Look at that fucking bastard. Like when the condescend guy would come, and I'm just like, oh what? I'm like, yo, they're not supposed to turn it off. She was like, no, no, I I owe about three months. And I'm just like, so is he really a bastard? I mean, damn, like this is the craziest shit. It sounds like he's doing his job. The craziest shit is that as a kid, because it's your mom, so you're gonna be like, Yeah, like she right, yo. Fucking bastard. He's a bastard. And then then you become an adult, and you like, like, I could have that job. You know what I mean? Like, like he ain't trying to do, like, you know what I'm saying? He just literally, like, he got a list of he got a list of places he gotta go to hit switches. Like, it ain't his job. You know what I'm saying? He and you know why he's doing it, so that they don't hit his switch. You know what I'm saying? Straight up. I'm doing this so that my lights stay on.
SPEAKER_13Like it's straight up. So I mean you imagine nigga being a con at worker, nigga, not paying your light bill, but then getting away with it.
SPEAKER_02You just text your man's like, yo, yo, I know, I know my shit is on your list this week. I'll slide you$20, bro. Yo, just skip it. Just skip it. Yo, just skip it and say you did. Please, brother. Just don't really say you did, bro. Yo, remember last year? Christmas all the lights. I got you that gift card. Yo, I got you that target gift because don't do me like that, gang. All right, watch this year. Watch this. Wow. Yo, one job, I know. You imagine texting your man's like, yo, why your address on my list? Yo, my brother, is everything okay? You imagine you work do they pay? I can't imagine. That must have been that that must have been how C's felt. That must have been me. If I work for Con Ed, if I work for Con Ed, that gotta be one of the perks. You can't, I can't work for Y'all and then I gotta pay for this shit. Yeah, they should be. They probably gotta they probably get a discount. Because don't like if you work for MTA, you get like a you get a card that like you don't pay MTA. Yeah, I think so. But that's that's different though, because why the fuck you get a card?
SPEAKER_13Nigga just fucking jump the shit nigga and then they say I got work here.
SPEAKER_02Sometimes that's actually what they do. You see what I mean? And now they're like, You see stuff like that? That's how Jesus sounded on the cross right there. Like you have to turn style, yeah, sir. I'm gonna stop you right there. No, I work here. I get on the ground. We ain't trying to hear that sky.
SPEAKER_11Like, what are you talking about? Yeah, you working, yeah. Me too. Like, what the fuck are you talking about?
SPEAKER_13There you go. At least have the key to that emergency door, nigga. Everybody already go through it.
SPEAKER_02Bro, that's how I knew that I I really ain't have the strength to be like, you know, when people say, What would Jesus do? Like, yeah, you don't got much strength at all. I wasn't noticing. I could I couldn't do what Jesus would do, bro, because I would have folded up, bro. He had so much time to fold up and he never did. Well, just cat up right now. Bro, he just kept talking cash in. Niggas just like, oh, so oh, are you a king? It is you who say I am. I would have been there like, no, I'm not. I promise you, I'm not. I ain't do none of this shit, though. Get yo, bro. He talking to pilot just like, yo, you would have no power, no power if it wasn't you imagine from the fucking. I'll be like, yo, you imagine being pilot. Yo, you good. You imagine just being pilot in this situation. Like, bro, it's like, yo, they bring you this thing. You know, you know this thing, they they mad at him, but they bring it to you, and you like, yo, like, cause you not really trying to do it. You know what I'm like? I ain't trying to kill this dude. Like, I know he's innocent. And you like, yo, like they saying that you you was calling yourself a king and shit. Like, and the nigga respond, like, I mean, you saying that I was calling myself a king. What, nigga? Translation. He's like, yo, don't you realize that like I'm I like I got right now, like your life is in my hands. Like, I could kill you, I could freak. Yo, you would have no power if my father didn't give you that power, son. Like, I would lose my shit. Your father.
SPEAKER_13I'd be like, Your father, your father.
SPEAKER_03Nigga, I'm your father right now. What are you talking about? I was I'm daddy, it's crazy.
SPEAKER_02Pilot definitely wasn't because it's crazy. Like, I'm not trying to get a shit. I'm not trying to get theological. Caesar's daddy, nigga. I promise you I'm not trying to do that shit, but he's one of the most interesting characters in the whole passion story. Because he doesn't want to do it. No, he doesn't want to do it. Like, bro, he doesn't want to do it.
SPEAKER_03He does like, bro, he's looking for like you think Jesus was looking for. No, Pilot was looking for an out. He did not want to do it, bro. Pilot is like, yo, and I got the perfect out.
SPEAKER_02Every out that he had, niggas boosted his shit. He's like, bro, they ain't gonna pick Barabbas over this nigga. Niggas is like, we want Barabbas. He's like, he's like, yo, this nigga just killed somebody last week. What are you talking about? He's like, nah, no, no, give us the murderer. But yo, he ain't killed nobody. Nah, we don't care. We want him. Free that nigga. Free him to this backwards, my nigga.
SPEAKER_03That ass. I was like, yo, this dude, it's crazy when you really look into that shit. Yo, pilot had a bad draw, bro.
SPEAKER_13He got he really got the short stick on it. I'm telling you. I'm telling, I'm telling you, nigga, if I would have been pilot, bro, I would have gone on vacation. Nigga, I would.
SPEAKER_02As soon as they brought Jesus in, I'd have been like, yo, shit. We just booked, we booked it like last week. I gotta be out. I see y'all. Like, I don't know what y'all gonna do, but I'll be back in two weeks.
SPEAKER_13Nigga, Jesus just is though is his response when I start thinking about it, nigga. I for sure would have ended up in hell, nigga. That shit would have pissed me off. It's like, yo, bro, just speak plainly, nigga. The fuck. That's what the disciples always told them.
SPEAKER_02Like, you see how nice it sounds in the Bible? But in reality, you know, you know it was one nigga in the room that was like, no, yo, my man, I'm really getting tired of you talking with these puzzle shooters, nigga. I'm really getting tired, nigga. Talking with these puzzles shooters, niggas were sick of the fucking parables, dog. Say what you mean. He always does the opposite of what niggas would do, bro. Niggas is like, nah, you're not getting Jesus, take out the sword, smack a nigga up with the sword, and then he's like, yo, yo, yo, live by the sword, die by the sword. Niggas like dog. Protecting looked at Jesus and said, nigga, you was about to die by the sword, gang.
SPEAKER_03Like, what are you talking about?
SPEAKER_02Yo, nigga, yo, like when he praying, when he praying against 70, he's like, yo, can't y'all stay awake one hour with me? Niggas is like, Jesus, it's three in the morning, gang. Like, what are you, what you mean, an hour, bro? We've been walking all day in sandals, my feet hurt, it's hot.
SPEAKER_03You talking about praying at 3 a.m., dog?
SPEAKER_13What are we doing? Because the thing is, that nigga would have been like, yo, I'm about to die. They're about to arrest me, they're about to do it, yo. Like, yeah, but even still, it would have been one nigga in the room like you about to die. I'm like, I gotta do shit tomorrow. I need to sleep. But the thing is, nigga, that nigga was like, yo, uh, the what is it? He was like, uh, the hour is coming soon. It's like, what hour, nigga? The hour for me to go to sleep has already passed, nigga. My bedtime was three hours ago. Yo, he was he was nigga, these mosquitoes is attacking me.
SPEAKER_02That's another thing, too. We was over there, bro. You see, the Bible, I tell you, the Bible, it it's beautiful, but it don't hit the same until you go to the lane. I'm about to make my own Bible. You need to go. I no, not even, I don't want to interpret it. I just want to add that. I just the new thumbs are that's the name of this episode. That's it right there. I'm telling you that I already got the I already got the image, the art in my head is nigga, it's gonna be fire. Gang. I don't want to change the Bible. I just want to add context that I feel is very important. Like, because I feel like certain things, like when I was studying, I yo, you learn shit that it just puts you. Like, I didn't realize, maybe maybe y'all did. But the shit I was just saying, like about Gethsemane, I didn't realize that like how late it was when they were there. You know what I mean? Yo, they had the whole last supper. You know what I'm saying? It happened, finished. And then after that, this is when he wanted to go do this.
SPEAKER_13They had the last supper. Nigga told Judas, go do what you gotta do. No horse, no nothing. Nigga just had, yo, go do what you gotta do. Exactly. Nigga, it took it must have taken Judas at least three hours, nigga, to get to that. Nah, nah, nah. Judas had bread.
SPEAKER_02Judas took an Uber. Judas had the money, gang.
SPEAKER_10He was he was caking through. He had that 30 pieces of silver.
SPEAKER_02Nah, the fun the funniest shit is when is when he was petty, bro, when he was washing niggas' feet. He's just like, and they like, oh, just just watch if you're gonna wash my feet, watch everything. He's like, nah, man, you know, everybody, everybody who's been clean doesn't need to be clean because everybody's clean, though not all of you are.
SPEAKER_14I'm not gonna lie to you.
SPEAKER_02That is one of my favorite gospels right there, bro. Because he's saying, it's not just one time, like he references it a couple times, but yeah, like y'all all clean. Though not all of you are though not all of you are. Who was it? The niggas in the room is like facts. One of you do stink. Like that ass, bro. I didn't want to say it. But if Jesus is gonna say it, I'm gonna say it. Yo, one of y'all need to take a fucking bath, bro.
SPEAKER_13Damn. It wasn't a big poofing right now. That was about to get stoned and shit. Who? Mary Magdalene. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Nigga said, I remember some nigga told me a joke. I liked it. Niggas said, he was like, yo, uh if you are without sin, th throw the first stone. Then all of a sudden, nigga, you see, bang! Nigga said, go on your mommy. Not true.
SPEAKER_02He said, I didn't even know you was here. Like, what are you doing back there, bro? Where the fuck you came from, bro? Bro, I'm telling you. Fuck it, man. It's just why I'm telling you, it's just all I would want to do is just add certain context that I think is important. That's all I'm saying. Like, let people know how late it was when he was at Gethsemane and telling them why can't y'all stay awake? It's like, well, maybe could stay awake if it wasn't so late right now. You know what I'm saying?
SPEAKER_13Why did Jesus ever get bopped in that wedding, bro? I mean, what in the wedding of Cana?
SPEAKER_02If he brought the we made the wedding of the. Oh, nah, yeah, now they was turning up. They was turning up. Because you got to think about it like this. A sober mind is not gonna come up with that idea. You know what I'm saying? Like, you know how when you start drinking, the best ideas start to come to you, but they sound a little crazy.
SPEAKER_13And then when your mom comes and start acting crazy because you've been drinking too much. Exactly. Hey, yo, woman, it's not my hour. Back up, bro.
SPEAKER_11Blow mine, bro. That's definitely blasphemous for me to say. Like, he wouldn't have thought of that if he wasn't lit. But like, it's funny as hell, bro, when you think about it. Because I've never heard a drunker thought than we ran out of water.
SPEAKER_02Yo, just bring me them jars of water, bro. Yo, yo, just bring me the jar. Watch what I'm gonna do, gang. And then your mom be like, yo, just do whatever he tells you, bro. Yeah, but he's him, he's him, he got it. Don't worry about it. Yo, and for all you health junkies out there, he ain't turned the water into a protein shake. He turned it into an alcoholic beverage. So stop thinking that you're better than me with your fucking smoothies because I drink. All right? He turned that shit into wine because that is a necess, necessary, there you go. Necessary beverage. All right?
SPEAKER_13You can't say a necessity.
SPEAKER_02It's a necessary being. That's the word I was thinking. I think it's definitely right and just at a wedding. You can't, uh that's that's that's where I stand on that. But every day's a wedding if you make you know what's all I know. I mean, somebody's getting married. It's it's somebody somewhere. It's five o'clock somewhere, and somebody got married.
SPEAKER_13Before you were the honey culada uh plug, and niggas haven't. You know what it was though?
SPEAKER_12He said niggas ain't paying. I thought they were free.
SPEAKER_02He said, Wait, what? I got a bill. Honestly, bro, that shit. He said niggas ain't invoice me. Bro, that shit, bro, that shit was mad work, bro. And it was you had the machine. Oh, now you got the machine. No, nah, no, nah. Now you got the machine. Nah, before I was making that shit off the stref, bro. Like I that was really a skill before.
SPEAKER_13And this nigga was trying to kill niggas. That shit was super strong.
SPEAKER_02Nah, yeah. Now I just put I got uh frozen drink machine. I just pour that shit in there, and then like 30, 40 minutes, that shit is done. But before I was literally blending that shit, freezing it, blending. If I was mixing it with a different one, blending that shit, freezing it. That shit was a lot of work, bro. It was it was it was fucking it was fucking hectic. I would I think about doing that shit again though, honestly.
SPEAKER_13Nigga, just bring one nigga for next week's pie.
SPEAKER_02I'm not gonna lie to you, that shit would be like. I don't think nigga, that shit wouldn't make it, nigga. I'll be having Eucharist, that shit would melt. Yeah, nah, just uh do it like do it in the back of the church when you done it. That's nigga, wow. Fuck that shit in.
SPEAKER_13Nigga, don't drive to go home, nigga. Tell Father Richard, just be like, yo, it's uh your wife, tell him it's a protein shake. Don't even answer, don't even answer that. When you drop off your wife that week, you drop off your wife at home, and when you're on your way back, you bring the honey culottes.
SPEAKER_02Straight up. Straight up. Bring that shit in the cooler. Yeah, because if you I mean, you if you're a bitch, just say that.
SPEAKER_07No, no, no, no.
SPEAKER_13If you're scared, don't just go to church. If you love us, nigga, you will make honey culottes next week. Because Momo's coming.
SPEAKER_02Momo's coming for sure. I definitely don't think that's happening. Oh, yeah. I mean, we are like, what, 30 minutes in? I still haven't even said. Um, so um, you you guys notice Momo's not here with us today. We gotta send our congratulations, obviously, to Momo and to Ashley. They welcomed a new addition to their family. Uh, young Abel Agapito de Rosario is has made his entrance, his glorious entrance into the world.
SPEAKER_13I gotta ask that nigga why he named him Abel Asher.
SPEAKER_02Why he named him Abel Agapito? Abel Asher is his real name, aka the weekday. If you know, you know. You know what I'm saying? Yo, listen. Yo, congratulations to my boy. Today is Sunday, April 19th. Today was actually April 18th, but we've just been potting. I got$20 in my wallet if Momo hears this before April 23rd. If that nigga messages the chat before April 23rd and says, yo, Zay, I want my$20. I will get it.
SPEAKER_12That's that's funny, but it's good. That yo, yo, nobody text.
SPEAKER_02Nobody telling nobody telling me. I got$20. That's that's a that's a quote. Harry, if you listening and you text him, yo, yo, that's fucked up. April 3. Do not text him. April, April 23rd. About this, I got$20.
SPEAKER_13You owe him$20 straight up. 20 beats. And I got 20 bucks for anybody who texts me and tells, yo, and and no, fuck that. I ain't I'm taking that shit back.
SPEAKER_02What would you be gonna say? You know what? I don't got 20.
SPEAKER_13No, I was gonna say, I'll uh I'll give anybody 20. Uh, those who are like close to him and don't say shit, I'll give him 20, but that might be a lot of people. Yo, gee, I didn't say nothing. All right, bro. You like the 50th person. Actually, no, I will because I know who that nigga close with. So if all y'all niggas who's close with them don't freaking tell him shit, I'll give y'all 20 bucks.
SPEAKER_02The$20 April 24th, 23rd, is it 23rd? April 23rd Momo Challenge starts right now. The April 23rd is. All you have to do is just listen to the podcast that you're you know, he probably got time on his hands. He's probably gonna listen.
SPEAKER_00He's probably gonna listen, bro. He might.
SPEAKER_13I should have done that shit at like the two hour mark. Nah, nigga, that nigga's whole life, bro, is like his life doesn't change. Like, yes, he has more kids, or but he still works from home. And then he just has to travel, go do a deal, close that shit, come back home. It's like he's not like nigga, it's different for him. Cause it's like for us, like we have to like legit wake up early in the morning, yeah, go to work, do all this shit from fucking eight to four, whatever the fuck. Yeah, and but for him, he's home, so it's like he has the time.
SPEAKER_02Damn, damn listen, man. Damn, I was today's old when I found my mom doesn't support us.
SPEAKER_14Ladies and gentlemen, episode 25 of the pa show. Yes, sir.
SPEAKER_02Welcome Spotify. If you hate on this shit, we hating back on you because this is not Travis Scott. His blood can make you clean, okay?
SPEAKER_14The fact that this exists is hilarious.
SPEAKER_11No Halloween, no Christmas, don't play with Halloween.
SPEAKER_13Oh, hey, make it drive this got converted.
SPEAKER_10It's not alright. Let's death. We living in 'em. Get us dead. Give Jesus your life.
SPEAKER_03Can make you clean.
SPEAKER_02Hey man, Christ is risen, truly risen, truly, truly, man. Shout out young Abel. Hashtag truly risen, that's right. Hashtag shout out the weekday. We love you. Handsome nigga in the world, you know what I'm saying? Had his first appointment. I hope that went well. My dude, Father Martin, texted about how to hit him up. Yo, Momo, if you hear this and you respond, yo, respond to Father Martin, gang. Straight up, straight up. Nah, man, welcome to the episode, man. We back. It's been uh what two weeks since our last episode. Um, feels good to be back. Not gonna lie to y'all. It feels good. I'm a little tired, had a long ass day. So this might not be the longest of episodes, but it does feel good to be back, man. How y'all been, man? What y'all said? I got a long day tomorrow, bro. Oh yeah, nah, we we do.
SPEAKER_12Yeah.
SPEAKER_02I mean, I gotta be over there too. Um so yeah, how y'all how y'all two weeks was? I mean, I mean, I know we we did Easter all together, so but uh how was how was Easter and the subsequent week for you guys? Busy, man. Busy, busy, busy. But you know, it's it's a good kind of busy, man. I'll I'll say that. Tell you one thing, I look at your left wrist, it looked like a good kind of busy. You know what I'm saying? Nah, not even, bro. You know, this damn a movato. Nah, not either. Listen, man, these gentlemen are are dramatic. Yeah, no. These gentlemen are dramatic. This is all this is all a facade. His blood can make you clean. Clean, clean, clean, clean, clean, clean, clean. I had to use that one because the IG one, the post went down. I don't know what happened. The same shit that's gonna happen to us, nigga. You're gonna know exactly what happened. I'm gonna tell you right now, Spotify is about to lose the pie show because everybody else was cool with that episode when I did the Kanye tribute toce them. So my bad say, so don't talk too much about it, man. They're gonna spin the block. Apple gonna be like, oh, word, you did what? Apple don't care. Nah, man, it's been busy, man, but it's been you know, it's been beautiful. I could I can really say that. I've been spending just spending time with the family, a lot of time in church, so trying to make up that time. Cause you know, during like Easter time, I I be feeling like I just spend a lot of time away from the kids just because it's just like babies that are here, babies that are there. Who are you telling? So it's like that week after, you know, Rose always tries to like say because she was off of work. So she tries to set up things for um just to like you know make to do stuff with the kids and shit. Yeah, so we just went to the zoo, right? Yeah, she went to the zoo. I did not go, so I already know what she's getting at. He's like, You went to the zoo, right? Nah, I feel I feel what he means because that that's how I feel. If I if you have one of y'all say, oh yeah, nigga, I went to MetLife Stadium the other day. I bet oh word, MetLife I was there, nigga, on Sunday. You see, you see, bro because you didn't fucking tell me you were in Queen Zoo. Oh, I mean, what was what were you doing at MetLife last Sunday though?
SPEAKER_13Tailgating by myself, nigga, alone.
SPEAKER_02You imagine he was in the parking lot, like, yo, they about to trade Dexter Lawrence. Yo, I yo, I legit, like I want to tailgate. I want to do that. I I looked up, I always said, Who the fuck? Well, like that, that's so weird. Then I looked up what it actually is. I'm like, that is definitely up our alley.
SPEAKER_12No, hell yeah.
SPEAKER_02Especially like, bro, imagine you get to I don't think here would be the way to be the one to do it, though. What do you mean? Like, I wouldn't like no disrespect because I've never been, and it's probably great, but I feel like the best tailgate is not the Meadowlands. Oh no, probably not, but I mean like I feel like you gotta go down south to one of them. I mean, honestly though, since I live since I lived in East Rutherford, I would. The Panthers, Carolina, like something like that. But like I would say if you're like a legit like Giants fan, like there's just no better place to be. Like, they it's it's different though. Like the way the way them niggas are about the about the Giants, bro.
SPEAKER_13Oh, I'm listening to this nigga talk. I was like, nigga, aren't you a Giants fan? But I forget this nigga's uh Buccaneers. Oh, you fake.
SPEAKER_02Yeah, I'm about to jump off the bandwagon though, man. Niggas got rid of my nigga Mike Evans. I know, man. Your team falling apart a little bit. And I just got the fucking jersey for my birthday, too. That's fucking nuts. Facts. I got it. Is fucking nuts. It's crazy. It'd be like fucking nuts. No, but nigga, tailgating sounds like a fucking smooth niggas be coming there with their little grill, just fucking drinking beers for like six hours, then go watch their team get smoked. I'm like, if you know, if you're gonna watch your team get smoked, there's no.
SPEAKER_11There's no better way to watch your team lose than after having two steaks and but 17 beers.
SPEAKER_13You also get like, for example, when you buy tickets, they have like uh tailgating tickets so that you could be in the parking lot and just tailgate like the whole time.
SPEAKER_02Yeah, that's just dope. Because people bring TVs and shit and watch the game from the lot.
SPEAKER_11So like the shit happens and like you cheer with the people. Like you can the only thing is like I imagine you hear the cheering like a couple seconds before it actually happens or whatever.
SPEAKER_02That is a vibe.
SPEAKER_13Two things. The what are what was it? The Mets do also have a I because that's where I saw it also with the Mets. They have like a tailgating package that you could go, whatever, and tailgate.
SPEAKER_02I'm gonna tell you right now the Mets the Mets tailgate, the Mets tailgate is something special. Um I want to shout out my nigga Master Flip. My I mean this dude is he's he's a cool ass dude. Like he fuck he he fucks with us, man. We fuck with him. Uh he actually just started a like all Latin community for the Mets on social media. So if you want, if y'all interested Mets fans listening, tap in Master Flip on Instagram and uh Twitter if that's your thing. And he's one of the he's one of the people who if if you don't if you want to try a tailgate and you don't know like where to go or which group to like fuck with Master Flip. His shit is lit. They got hookah, domino tables, like yo, this shit, that's the one to go. Like, I'm not gonna lie to you. That is one of the things that as a Yankees fan, bro, I look at and I'm just like, bro. And and I I could go because Flip and that whole crew, they they love me. I got love for them. So I know like I could go anytime I wanted to, and I plan to go um this next month when the Yankees are over there to play the Mets. I'm gonna go to Flip's tailgate and pull up and show love to them because they show mad love to our shit. But bro, they they do it right. Like that shit, bro, they do it right. I'm telling you the hookahs and the domino table and the music right before that shit is fire, bro. Yo, you know what we yo, you know what we should do, nigga? We should do a tailgate, nigga, right right before the great mission. In the parking lot. We should do a whole tailgate, bro. Jesus Christ. Clean, clean, clean, clean, clean. You imagine you tell Father Richard, like, no, no, no, no, no, no. It's not, it's not a bad song. He's saying the blood of La Sangre de Cristo.
SPEAKER_13And the other thing I want to do. I want to shout you and Pete out, because y'all niggas upgraded your shit for uh uh pod. Because it's like nigga, that shit would always make me trip. Every time y'all, like, especially like Pete would be calling it game, and you would be seeing like he'll be calling it, but then there'll be that delay or whatever. Yeah, it's like, but now like this shit is like Oh, they're talking about the ticker that we got at the bottom.
SPEAKER_02Yeah, yeah, we got a we got uh we got a new company that we partner with for that. Um, but that's it's that's that's just one of many, man. We got a lot of upgrades coming soon. Um while we're on that subject, I want to shout out to the NYU community. Today was actually NYU Day, the first of two this year. Um it was an amazing turnout, as always. Best community, I always say it all the time. Best community in baseball is NYU's community. You guys always show up and show out.
SPEAKER_13I think it's Macho man Randy Savage in that bitch.
SPEAKER_02No, Macho, Macho King is he's he's he's one of our day one like fans of the channel. And he's become almost as loved as either Pete or myself. Like, bro, he's up like the people, the fans come and they be just as hyped to see Macho for the first time. Like, cause he leaves voicemails on the morning show or the post-game show, and he does like he does the voice and everything. He he's really good at it. And today he didn't even do like the the costume really, he just had the glasses. But sometimes he showed to the event with the hat and the costume and everything, bro. Like, I mean, it's it's a it's a spectacle, bro. It really actually, I think Zay, you saw him the last time.
SPEAKER_09I seen him a bunch of times.
SPEAKER_02Yeah, yeah, you seen him a bunch of times. But yeah, like Macho, Macho King is legit. I love Mach. Yeah, just became a grandfather recently, so his grand his grandson was there. That was that was pretty cool too. How old is he? Macho King? Yeah, uh, don't get me to lie, and I have no idea. Well, if he's at like grandfather age, he's up there. Yeah, no, he's definitely, he's definitely, yeah. Oh, okay. So I was just about to start talking shit about the way he plays softball, but I'll give him a pass. No, no, he's much older than us. Yeah. Nah, you've been no no no no Macho King slander on here, but yeah, that swing. Shouts out to shouts out to to to to M O Y U, man. That shit was dope. Nah, he's dope, bro. He got his own theme music. Yeah, yeah, he got his own theme music and everything, bro. And he raps. Oh shit. I didn't even tell you when he raps. On Fridays, when we do all rise on Fridays, every Friday. Um, we we so Fridays is the one that I do, so we call it we call this all rise, but it's Francis Fridays because I'm on that show. So on Francis Fridays, he'll call in every time and he does a freestyle Friday. Because he did it one time and I was like, oh shit, we got Freestyle Friday. Bro, this mother, he be dropping bars, bro. I'm telling Son, you would never think I'm from somewhere.
SPEAKER_13That's a guy who who freaking was on Instagram a couple years ago, rapping about the church nigga was like, and that's why Jesus Christ. No, no, no. That is not Macho King.
SPEAKER_02That that is definitely not Macho. Macho King got bars, bro, and he be cooking Brian Cash with an Aaron Boone, bro.
SPEAKER_13Bro, he be cooking that. I love Macho, but nah, we gotta hit we gotta listen to it. That's gonna be the next week's intro on the pod.
SPEAKER_02Bro, I'm telling, I'm gonna guess on, I'm gonna guess on. Um, what what else are we gonna say? Nah, but yeah, I'm telling you, you should pull up to the softball game. That shit. If you think if you think, if you think, watch when you pull up and you see some of the people playing there, you're gonna be like, yo, I could have played, bro. Like, oh yeah, for sure.
SPEAKER_13You're gonna be like, but the thing is that at the end of the day, the last thing I need is for me to look like a it's like I told you, it's a pride thing. Because I know how good I was, and for me to go up there after not hitting a baseball, seeing a baseball, throwing a baseball, nigga, softball, anything, nigga, in over 15 fucking years, nigga, that shit would make me cry. I will go home, nigga, and cry. I hear you. I mean, I still play softball and like I didn't. And my wife is gonna see nigga. Y'all niggas post this shit on YouTube, nigga. Yeah, nah, it'd be not the whole game, but there's highlights. Nigga, my there will be coaches. Highlights, highlights, and lowlights. And be like, damn. Nah. What happened to you?
SPEAKER_02Well, if you do pull up, I'ma send the link. I'm gonna send the link. I'm gonna pull up. I'm gonna send the link too for Momo and shit, whatever. Because we got there's different tickets. There's the player ticket, which costs a little more if you're gonna play. But all the proceeds go to stand up to cancer. The whole reason that we do the softball game is for stand up to cancer.
SPEAKER_11Um, so everything that we generate that day, whether it be the jersey sales, the ticket sale, everything goes to stand up to cancer because we all know somebody near and dear to us, or just a friend who's been affected by this in everybody's lives.
SPEAKER_02And MOYU is like literally based on us trying to progress and better ourselves, but to give back. Like giving back is a huge part of what we do. So the charity softball game, all the proceeds go to stand up to cancer. When we do the 24-hour stream, all the proceeds go to Tunnel to Towers. Like, we're very big on charity, so um, that's why this event is like I push it, and I'm like, I always try to get as many people to come because at all the ticket sale, everything we do, all that money is going to an amazing cause. So um I'll send it. Y'all can buy the spectator tickets, but um, it should be fun. It's gonna be a fun time, man. Flip, I think flip is gonna be there too. Queen's flip? No, master flip, master flip. The guy I was just talking about.
SPEAKER_13I was about to say, nigga got Queens Flip to pull out. Queen's flip would be hilarious.
SPEAKER_02Yo, and that's I'd love to see him play softball. Next week, I'm also gonna be doing a fundraiser. Um, it's not gonna be a traditional fundraiser. We're really just gonna pass a garbage bag around for um All right, I'm gonna stop you right now. No, no, no, no, no. It's called stand up to eviction. And it's just it's basically, listen, bro, everybody tells me how cute my kids are. They're not gonna be very cute if they're homeless, right? So listen, they they're just gonna pass a garbage bag around. You know, if you feel so inclined, just stand up to eviction. You know what I'm saying? Yeah, you are wild ass niggas.
SPEAKER_13I was just about to ask y'all niggas if y'all can each give me 150. Booster. Can you imagine?
SPEAKER_02Oh, and um, while we're here, um, because I know I know uh there's Red Sox fans that listen to. I know Harry's a Red Sox fan that listens. Um, our next NYYU day is August. I believe it's the end, it's towards the end of August, but it's actually Yankees, Red Sox, right here in the Bronx. We'll be doing the same event that we always do from the Audi Suite in Yankee Stadium, which is a once I mean, that is a one of a kind experience to watch a baseball game. Zay's been there, he can speak to it. The buffet is absolutely, positively amazing. It is the best food that you can find in Yankee Stadium. They have what the fuck was that? Not my phone this time. Oh, it was it was the fucking lights. Yeah, it was the fucking light. Because I see the all of them shit dissolved. Anyway, um, yeah, so it'll be, I think it's like August 27th or something like that. I could actually verify the day for y'all, but Yank, we got Yankees, Red Sox, which is the biggest rivalry in baseball, one of the biggest rivalries in sports, and MYU day will take place during that. It's actually gonna be a night game. It's gonna be our first MYU day event in a night game. So that is going to be absolutely nuts. You know, the stadium is gonna be rocking, and we are going to sell out that event. It's gonna be our tickets. I'll get I'll send the link. I'll send the link. If anybody's interested, anybody listens, hit me up. I will send you the link to buy tickets because that is going to be our eighth consecutive MYU day sellout with the game.
SPEAKER_13Is it better to go with your wife or without your wife?
SPEAKER_02I think it's better to go with your wife. I think it's better to go with your wife.
SPEAKER_13I mean, bro, the experience is better to go with your kids or without your kids.
SPEAKER_11I mean, you could bring kids if you want. It's expensive. I think I think Audi Club is a little expensive for kids, but it's up to you.
SPEAKER_02Because the tickets be like not 200, but like close to 200 at first. Right? You I mean, you went with Rose to the You did both. You did us, you did what you did the Red Sox one that we did in Rightfield when we had Soto. And then you did the Audi suite with us last year. So you can like 175 a pop, some shit. Yeah, we got a good price. The Audi Club was that's oh no, because you came to the Brewers one, right? I don't remember. I think I did come. I did I I came to a Red Sox game for sure. The Red Sox came and we were in Right. We were came back. We were married Adrian and he had a Red Sox jersey on. Yeah, no, no, he's coming. I told Adrian about this one this year. I don't I mean we don't, we don't at M O I U, we don't care. That's why I'm that's why I'm telling Red, pull up like it's not the Audi Club.
SPEAKER_12I mean you're you're coming into Yankee Stadium with a Red Sox jersey, but my like our fans or whatever, they not let's do it. Let's do it.
SPEAKER_13I don't recommend let's do it. Sound a little too hype about that. Let's do it. I don't recommend just going in gen pop with that jersey, but I mean yo, I'm gonna pull up, go to the Audi suite, and just go visit Gen Pop. Let's go, let's get it popping. I don't I don't know what that's you really if you're willing to die, I'm willing to die. And I'm gonna leave it at that.
SPEAKER_02Nigga said, I'm on whatever you want, King. The only issue is it's outside, it's one of him.
SPEAKER_13And once we outside the stadium, just know, yo, that high bridge area, nigga. I know people too. That are Yankee fans that got my back.
SPEAKER_02I was gonna say they re but you I don't they gonna have your back in that Red Sox jersey? Yeah, I mean, I don't know, gang. He said, You might take the jersey off and be like, yo, nah, they was trying to they was trying me. He had a Red Sox jersey on.
SPEAKER_13No, I didn't. Yo, they just try to kidnap my kids, and I don't even got my kids with me.
SPEAKER_02That's crazy. You imagine that's why I don't got them with me. They took them. They got all of them, they were successful, but yeah, man. Um that one, that one is gonna be. Why does this shit keep getting caught? It's annoying. Um, that one's gonna be dope as hell. So if you are interested, hit me up and I will share the link with you, and I'm gonna get you the actual date right now is August 29th. Sorry, not the 27th. It isn't that uh Labor Day weekend. Saturday, August 29th. Is that Labor Day weekend? No, Labor Day is uh the following weekend. Yeah, first weekend of September. So it's gonna be lit. It's gonna be lit, man. Yankees Rest Size is dope. When we did it, when we did it two years ago, it was it was a pretty good turnout. Uh that was the that was the infamous Rafi Devers, Garrett Cole four-fingered game. That shit was hilarious. But um, yeah, man, it should be good. Um, and then I'm trying to think if I got anything else that I want to shout out before we get into some topics, but not really. Um no, uh, designated spitters, man. We are launching our brand from our brand new studio. The first episode is gonna be next Sunday. So if you're hearing this on Monday, it'll be this coming Sunday. First episode of y'all support. Um, just tune into MOY Underground on YouTube at 9 p.m. So you can see us live from the brand new studio, man. I'm so happy for everybody to see that, man. We put a lot of work into that, spent a shit ton of money, but I just can't wait for y'all to see that. It's gonna be dope. Nigga working on his birthday. That's crazy. Yeah, the following weekend I'll be working on my birthday. But hey, you gotta put the work in if you want shit to work, right? Shit don't work if you don't work.
SPEAKER_13We pull up where he's at and we celebrate uh in the middle of the pod.
SPEAKER_02Straight up. I mean, if y'all want to pull up to the stew, this is a nice, there's a Dominican spot right by the studio, man. That's just fire.
SPEAKER_13So we all go.
SPEAKER_02Out there, that shit fire. Food is good as hell.
SPEAKER_13Good as hell. Um see Zay don't even answer Zay.
SPEAKER_02Nah, Zay's on fucking Twitter, man. Um Zay, you was talking about the ice spice shit before we went live. So why don't you introduce that for that? Yeah, so basically, bro, they crucified her. Crucify her! Big guy. I'll tell you one thing. When big guy came out, they were trying to crucify her on the timeline. Yeah, so it's like, what is that? So I seen I seen a video. And now I like the song. I seen a video that said uh Ice Spice gets slapped by fan. So my curiosity piqued, so I clicked the video. And in the video, you can't hear the sound, but Ice Spice is inside of McDonald's eating with uh somebody else, I don't know who it is. And you just see a girl come up to her, and it sounds like she's just talking to them at first. I mean, it looks like it, and then you just see her kind of like get close to Ice Spice and just I don't know if my antennas was up, but like the way she's looking at her, like it just sounds like she's pressed, it looks like she's pressing her. And then like Ice Spice, you could just tell she's like basically giving that same kind of energy back, like not you know what I'm saying, and then you just see the girl like slap her, and then the girl steps back to like um I guess like fight, and then Ice Spice gets up and just like swings with like the weakest punch you ever seen in your life and misses, and then I think I don't know if it's her. I don't know if it's Ice Spice's security, because it just looks like some regular dude, but the regular dude grabs the girl who slapped Ice Spice and starts bringing her out.
SPEAKER_13Yeah, that's her boyfriend.
SPEAKER_02Yeah, I guess I maybe that. So I guess um at that point, Ice Spice Ice Spice's boy uh the girl. That was the girl who hit her boyfriend. Oh shit. Oh, but but see that's weird to me, because then why why was he carrying her away? Like there's a fight, because you hitting Ice Spice is probably not good. Because I don't know if you should. But I would just assume that if you're the if you're the type that would re even do that in the first place, it's like clearly you just don't give a fuck anyway. Like, yeah, but maybe her boyfriend is maybe he gives a fuck and he's like, yo, this is like the stupidest thing you could have been freaking doing right now. No, yeah, that shit is dumb. Like if they if you you could you you hit her first, she's a freaking person of interest, like she's a popular person, like bro, like you will literally go to jail. Like, this is really dumb. So, yeah, so after that, they he grabs her away, and then she uh jumps on top of the table, she starts chasing him. And then that that was the last that I saw, and then I saw a video of the girl that slapped her basically explaining her side, saying, you know, I I'm a fan of her. Oh, she gave a post-game interview. Yeah, I don't I don't know. It was just like on a phone or something. So she was saying, I you know, I'm a I'm I'm a fan. I went over to give her you know some compliments to her, how much I like her music and whatever, and then she was just like, okay, like being rude about it. And then at some point she said, like, why are you still here? Like, just you know, not yeah, basically she wasn't receptive to the compliments or whatever, and then like when she said, like, why are you still here in such a rude way? That's kind of what set the girl off, and then the girl slapped her, and then that that's what we have seen in the video. My shit is just like, Why does Ice Spice think that she could just have a meal in a McDonald's? Like, so Ice Spice can't have a McChicken? Not in the McDonald's, drive through, drive through, baby. Nah, I'm fucking. I I hear I hear where you're coming from.
SPEAKER_13So the one part I want to add, because it I I sent it to C's, because TMZ then got the rest of the like the altercation outside.
SPEAKER_14Yeah.
SPEAKER_13And it's like that dude that you were saying, like, uh you see ice spice also like screaming at oh you so you want to hit a bitch? It's like, so you want to fight a bitch? It's like, and like I guess she like she's trying to confront him because I guess he started then taking on the problem onto himself, yeah. But then eventually that same girl, when they're outside, she starts hitting her also even more. But it's like my question is, where the hell is her security?
SPEAKER_02She didn't have security. You could tell she was in there just dully. It was her and the girl that she was eating with at the table. Like they weren't, there was nobody else with them.
SPEAKER_13Like she was not. That's what I'm saying.
SPEAKER_02Like, you can't do, but you have to think, like, you can do shit like that if you have like beefed up security pause. Hey, like, yo, hey, that's a normal phrase.
SPEAKER_05How much beef?
SPEAKER_02Wild. Nah, but like you could do that if you have like a security detail. And the security detail is like in the vicinity. And that's a real thing. But you only took three tries. You can't just do that like without your security. Like, you're you're too exposed. Because let's say Shrody. What if she just wanted to rob you? Can I just add you? You rob you is one thing. That that's the and that's the more likely instance. But let me tell let me tell you this. Let me ask this. Isn't it kind of like what are the odds that you walk into a McDonald's and you see somebody who looks like Ice Spice with just one other person sitting at a table and you truly believe that that's Ice Spice? Well, for me, not not high. That's what I'm saying. If it was you, you would be like, I mean, she would look like, but that that's definitely not Ice Spice in a fucking McDonald's. Nah, but then there's certain people. It just so happened to be her. Like, nigga, it's people like you in the world. Like, you be knowing who the fuck people are. You'd be like, yo, that's him. Like, I know for sure that that's him. No, that's true. Like, there's some people that they could definitely see. What the hell? Man random. That's random as hell, bro.
SPEAKER_13What the nigga saw him today, and that's to the point that I was about to like this this is a picture of one of our friends with Fat Joe. So he saw him at a diner, and it was like he was it, he he had he, I was talking to him and he was like, yo, like, yeah, it was so cool. He was so down to earth. And I was wondering to myself, like, yo, like at that thing. And it's like, and this thing is worth millions. But the thing was that he But he lives, he lives in Jersey, though. Yeah, so I mean So he was in a booth, in a in a cause it's a it's legit, uh real nice diner, but it's a diner. It doesn't not really nothing fancy. But he was sitting in a booth by himself just eating. And my boy was like, yo, that when this nigga stood up and left, four booths also stood up and left. Like in the middle, it's a and that's the thing, nigga. When you in Hollywood, you can't just be because it's it's one of those things that if you're eating and people see you, they're gonna come and bother you. So you can't even have no kind, like you can't be hostile, you can't be like, nigga, I that if you're by yourself, especially if you're alone. Yeah, if you're by yourself, that's when you really gotta be the most nicest person in the world and be like, oh, you want a picture? Sure.
SPEAKER_02That's which which granted That's a good that's a good point, too. She probably should have been a little bit more cordial if she was really alone. But but granted, though, like that's what that's what I was saying. Like, in my head, it's just like we giving Shorty the benefit of the doubt. But it's just like Which with Shorty? The the one that hit her. Like, nigga, honestly, my honest thing is. I'm not giving her the benefit of the doubt. Like, that I don't believe that thing happened. I think I think 100% she was in there on some weird shit. Yeah, or or it could have just been like, yo, listen, I love you, I love your music, cool. And Ice Spice could have been like, yeah, thank you so much. And then, like, because you can see in the video, Shorty is just there hovering for a little while. Ice Spice is probably like, okay, like, can you please let me eat? No, because it's like, bitch, you want a picture? Like, and that's what it was right there. I'm telling you right now, the part the part that she leaves. I'm telling you, the part that she's leaving out 1000%, I guarantee it, or your money back, is she went and said, I love you, or that whatever. Like, do you think I could get a picture? And Ice Spice probably said, No, not right now. And what why do you think she said, Because nigga, she's in a McDonald's in a fucking hoodie, sweatsuit, or whatever, probably didn't have her makeup done and anything like that, and she didn't want to be photographed that way. So she probably 1000% turned down the picture, and the fan was probably not trying to hear it because she's like, when the fuck else am I gonna run into fucking Ice Spice and get my picture? So she's like probably standing, oh, you really not gonna take the picture? Now you're gonna run into her at court. So now you're gonna see her a few times. But I'm telling you, like, when I heard this whole shit and I saw that shit play out, I was like, I know exactly what happened here. She gave her the love, and the love was probably received well, and all of that was good until she probably said, Do you think I could get a picture? And Ice Spice probably said no because she wasn't in photo mode.
SPEAKER_13I don't know, and the fan wasn't trying to hear it. I don't know. I felt like from the beginning, Ice Spice was very dismissive towards the girl when you see the video. It's like it just But there's no sound.
SPEAKER_02No, I think there is in the McDonald's? The video I seen didn't have sound. I didn't see any sound from the McDonald's part.
SPEAKER_13Because that sounds like it that looked like there is sound. But the thing is, also it seems like it was with this chick, the friend.
SPEAKER_02Like it I'm I'm I've and even so the video that I saw too, it also starts, and the girl's already at the table.
SPEAKER_13Oh no, this one shows her walking in and going towards them. Yeah.
SPEAKER_02So but maybe first, maybe she's walking and maybe she's walking back. Maybe she already went, didn't get what she wanted, and then decided to come back. Maybe the friend is the one that was like, yo, you're not getting the picture or whatever. Like, I don't know. All I'm saying is again, when these things happen and we start to see the clips or whatever, we obviously, you know, and we're on a podcast, so we gotta react based over what we saw.
SPEAKER_13Yeah.
SPEAKER_02But there's always more to it that we just you know, we weren't we weren't there and we didn't see. I just in this situation, like, if I'm gonna give somebody the benefit of the doubt, I would give it to Ice Spice just because she's had to have been in the same situation like hundreds of times where she's just trying to this particular situation? Well, just a situation where obviously somebody you don't know is approaching you to either have a conversation or take a picture or whatever. So it's just like for sure. It's it's much easier for me to believe like Shorty could have been like on some weird shit than it would be just for like I could definitely believe that Ice Spice. Could have been love. Like I would definitely, I would definitely believe that maybe like Ice Spice was in a bad mood, but it's just like I don't just think like it was just off rip, like, what are you doing here? Like, nah, I'm not taking the butt like it could have just been like, oh, thank you. Like she walked up, she just walked up to Ice Spice, and Ice Spice was like, Stop playing with him, right? You thought I was feeling you.
SPEAKER_13That nigga.
SPEAKER_02But the thing get your munch ass out of here. Ice Spice is definitely like real New York, so she could have just been. Nah, bro. She could have just been on time and bro, bro. I'm telling you, I she could have been on time, bro. I'm trying to love your music. Okay. I'm a Nisa B. I just feel like I just feel like if somebody comes up to you and it's like, yo, I love your music and all that, whatever, like I to me it's like the initial response is not gonna be. So I don't know if she said that. She's gonna be like, fuck out of here. I like you. Fuck out of here. She said she was giving her like a compliment and she was a fan. I feel like she did, bro. I feel I just feel like, bro, okay, if she gave you a compliment, why would I Spice not be like, oh, thank you, or whatever? And then like, like I feel like, even if it was that, even if she didn't ask for the picture and she gave and she it was just that she gave her a compliment, Ice Spice said thank you, and she didn't do more than that, like fans, and yeah, I don't know. It's like I'm trying to like, because like I've I haven't I've been in similar situations, is what I'm saying. Like, you've been you came to the event in the Audi thing, you've seen how that shit is, right? It's a buffet, niggas eat whatever. But me and Pete, for instance, like we don't just get to sit down for two, three hours the whole game, and just eat. Yeah, I gotta do our rounds and shit. And even when we do sit down, what happens? Niggas pull up right to where we're sitting and eating, like, yo, like, can I get a picture? Can I, whatever? And we don't, like we, and you know what I'm saying? You get up and you do now. Obviously, it's very different because the whole reason that we do the event is so that our the fans of the podcast can do exactly that. She didn't go to McDonald's for that.
SPEAKER_14Yeah.
SPEAKER_02Like she went to McDonald's to get a McChicken with a 10-piece, and she ended up getting a two-piece.
SPEAKER_13And a biscuit. But I feel like that's also that's also my thing. It's like that that's the reason why I don't know. I guess maybe not disagree with you guys, but it's just like I feel like once you're a celebrity, you give up that fucking luxury of being able to go to a regular Degala McDonald's and just sit down and eat.
SPEAKER_02It's like part of it, no, part of it doesn't do that. When people approach you, you gotta be the nicest person in the world. Part of it, part of it is you do you do give that up and you have to understand that. It's true.
SPEAKER_13But I feel like, yes, but my side of it isn't that. It's like she's in her right to tell her, hey, go kick rocks. But the thing is, if you're there dully, no security, no nothing, bro, you gotta be cordial as well. It's like it's like you can't just go and get hostile. It's like, yeah, not not to excuse, like, it's not to say that the this fan was in her right. It's like, no, like I would feel the same way. But the thing is, it's like you're also in a McDonald's. It's like you're not a at catch, you're not at uh uh what is it, no boo, you're not at fucking uh uh. It's true.
SPEAKER_02She gave she gave it she gave a no boo attitude in the McDonald's. That's a little bit spice. We gotta fix that. A lot of people gotta. When you in the McDonald's, you gotta have a McDonald's vibe.
SPEAKER_13Because we were talking about it earlier, also. It was like, yo, bro, there's certain McDonald's, you can't just go and sit in that bitch and hell nah. You can't eat it. Hell nah. As non-celebrities, nigga. Like, I don't go to Park Chester, nigga, and sit down in that McDonald's nigga and eat, nigga. You crazy? Or freaking Hunts Point, or what else we say?
SPEAKER_02You you gotta just know, like, that's what I'm saying. Like, I don't, I don't want, I don't want to use my situ my situation to compare to Ice Spike because she's a fucking like not maybe not global, but she's definitely a huge global. Yeah, I mean she's she's yeah, and that it's true. That's a movie, so she is kind of a global star at this point, so it's very different. But like speaking to like the little bit about it that I know and have experienced, like in the baseball realm, especially more so with the Yankees, right? Because of the content that we do and the following that we have or whatever, like when we go to the stadium, Yankee fans know who we are. Like, though a lot of Yankee fans know who we are, they see our content, they know whatever. So, like, Pete is recognizable. He's Pete's he's more recognizable than me, I would say, because game season. Game season's on every single day, right? And then I'm recognizable, and then we have other guys or whatever on the channel, and it those are the tiers. Like, I think what's like Pete, then me, then then the other guys on the channel and stuff like that. Jira's also recognizable now, too, because we we put her on, she's on camera a lot too. But like, so certain things like we know, like, okay, like in the stadium, for instance, we I went to the game on Friday. I went to the game yesterday. Um, I really wanted a hockey jersey. So I hit up Pete and I was like, yo, we got the event or whatever, like we should see like if we go Friday or whatever. And then the Yankees actually comped us tickets to the fucking game. So I was like, oh hell yeah, we fucking go. And they gave us good ass seats. So we go, but I was like, I'm gonna go really early, because if I don't get there early, I'm not gonna get the jersey. So I got there early and I went by myself. And I was like, I didn't realize it until I got there. And then when I got there and I'm outside and I'm like trying to go on the line, I was like, this was a bad idea. Because like I normally have Cato with me now whenever I go there because of the situation, like now the fact that we do the podcast and like people know you, whatever. Because I grew up here in New York. Like, we're not, you know what I'm saying? So we're that we keep saying, like, yo, she's a Bronx chick or whatever, like we Bronx niggas. Like, trust me, it's weird, it's very weird when like people just walk up to you, you don't know, and they're saying your name. Like with me, it's different because I use diff I use a different name on purpose. Like I use the alias on purpose so that when people say that, I know what they're coming up to me for. So I and that's why I did it. And I think I think me and Pete actually have spoken about it. Like, I'm like, now you get it. Because that's why I did it. Because like now, when I go to the stadium, just on off how people, off the name I hear, I know what, I know what you're here for. Like, so if because if it's ya, if it's or if it's somebody from church or if it's somebody whatever, like I know. If somebody walks up to me, I'm not gonna say the name now because they gotta know. But if somebody walks up to me, I mean they've heard it on the podcast. So if somebody's like, yo, C-Tho, whatever, I'm like, okay, I know, I know how you know me. I know where you know me from, and I know what you're coming for. I know we're gonna talk, we're whatever, we're like, we we probably locked in or whatever. If somebody's like, oh, Leo, whatever, I'm like, okay, so it might be work, could be school, could be some kind of somewhere in my profession, you know, life like that. But when I'm over there and I hear, yo, Francis, I already know what type of time it is. I already know. I did that on Friday, and I'm outside the lines. Are nuts because it's that that's the hockey jersey giveaway is the one of the biggest ones of the year. So it's crazy. And only the first 18,000 get it. So people literally start lining up at like three o'clock in the afternoon, like four hours early. Outside of the stadium is a madhouse. So of course everybody's there. So I'm walking by, yo, and I'm just trying to get like to the furthest gate because I'm thinking it's gonna have the shortest line. And just walking through the bike, yo Francis, yo Francis, yo, the whole time. I'm just like, I'm texting Kyle, like, yo, this was not a good idea. Because when she's with me, I feel better. Did you get a hockey jersey? I got the jersey because I got clear. So literally, I'm going, I'm going to the last gate, and I see somebody like, yo, the clear line or whatever. I was like, wait, I got clear. He's like, Yeah, you can come. We have clear here. I was like, oh shit. I went right clear. Wait, clear clear the the airport? Yes, sir. They got it at Yankee Stadium. So if you got clear, you way shorter line. What the fuck? Brother, I walked in. I would like, I mean, people were online for hours, bro. I was literally 20 minutes tops, just right in. Got my jersey and went straight to my seat and did not move. And the reason I went straight to my seat and did not move, because inside the stadium was also super crowded. And I was like, yo, it's the same thing. Like, so if I'm moving around on this level, like I'm gonna run into like a bunch of people, and then it's like, you gotta like, yo, what's up and chop it up and talk baseball and whatever. And it's not that I feel like it's not that I'm an asshole and it's like I don't want to talk to people. It's like I love the like I just said, NYU days a huge success because of the fans of the podcast that support and show up and buy the tickets and support us and send the super chats and subscribe and like and share the content. We wouldn't have anything or be where we are without the people who do that. But when I'm at the game and stuff like that, and people come up to you like, yo, whatever, like that, it's like I don't really, I don't necessarily want to talk baseball right now. Like, I don't want to podcast with them is the thing. So what do I do? I just I just stay at my seat. And what and Pete, the same thing. So last night we were at, we were there, we were at the game, and we just stayed in the seat the whole time. We didn't go around with another while because it's like we know what's gonna happen if we start walking around and stuff like that. So we just stay in the seats and chill. Ice Spice, it's in a McDonald's, you know what I'm saying? It's like it's like I don't know, but I'm saying like the side of it that I kind of get from her is that sometimes fans don't, you know what I'm saying? Like they don't not that they don't care, but it's like there's like sometimes a lack of like perception, like whatever, like because it's like I feel like okay, like not nobody in this room, like I think we all carry ourselves in a certain way that we wouldn't do that. Like, I'm trying to say, like, like imagine we go to because I okay for instance, right? We went to town that one time, right? Well, a couple, but like say, say the last time that we went to town, like they were like two tables away from us, there was like somebody sitting there, whatever. Like, that that's that's something that could easily happen here in New York City. Like, are we gonna go where they while they mid-bite and be like, yo, can I get a picture? Like, not if I'm eating that sweet and sour shrimp. But I'm saying getting up for a motherfucking thing. But that's what I'm saying. Like, that's could be Kobe Bryant back from the dead, two tables over there. Nah, you bugging. Gonna have to wait till I finish. Nah, you bugging.
SPEAKER_13Nah, nigga. If Kobe came back, I got questions. If Alicia Keys, nigga, is sitting two tables.
SPEAKER_00Wait, why is that G's go two nigga?
SPEAKER_13Alicia Keys, bro. Because he likes when he likes watching her play the play the piano. Nigga, my wife knows, bro. We were watching a video the other day, and it was about artists singing like uh a cappella. And they showed Ariana Grande, they show uh uh Benson Boone or Boone Benson, whatever the fuck that nigga name is. Benson Boone. It's like a whole bunch, and then they show Alicia Keys, and Rebecca just turned around and looked at me, nigga. And I told her, I was like, you already know. It's like, yo, because nigga. Nigga, that woman is perfect, nigga. I would go to jail for her.
SPEAKER_02That's how I feel about Kato G. Really?
SPEAKER_13Uh, Kato G.
SPEAKER_02Interesting. You like that accent? I do.
SPEAKER_13Oh, the Colombian accent? Yeah. I can, I I will not comment. I figure I have to say this podcast.
SPEAKER_02Not the biggest fan. My wife is apparently spreading that information around. Oh, she's telling people? Yeah, I don't know why. It's kind of funny. I I mean it's kind of funny. I just it is kind of funny. That's just fucking that's just diabolical. But yeah, I just I just feel like people I'm a bichota. You you definitely are a bichota. I am, but I just didn't want that to be such public information. No, it is now. And now you said it on the podcast, so it's over. Well, yeah, you know, you gotta expose yourself before your wife does. That's what you're doing. Oh, real quick, too. Also, um, what's the shit called? Planeta Planeta Lo Foque, bro. That shit, that shit started. Um so G, tell us tell us what what are your what are your initial thoughts of Planeta Lofoque?
SPEAKER_13Basically, the shit is a third house. Uh he called it another shit, but the shit is Casa de Lofoque Tres. It's a he just added some extra spice to it.
SPEAKER_02There's some different there's some different stuff.
SPEAKER_13Like the house is different, but it was also different in one and two. Challenges, the challenge. Now that but the the challenges, they did a challenge the first day, went two days without shit, and then they finally did another one like three days later. It's like, and it I don't know, bro. It seems like he added that extra thing in order to what's it called, not make it seem as if it's a third house, but it's but the issue right now that that man is facing is I don't know what's going on. But the stream just be cutting off, then all of a sudden they be promoting shit on the screen. Los haters. Los haters, nigga, bro. I I just I don't know, bro. It's it I a losque, mira, déjame saber. Porque yo no voy a estar con este relajo, digo, poniendo el stream, de que estoy levantado hasta las 3 de la mañana y después que tú me quites la vaina. Yo quiero saber qué pasó. Estaban en campamento, la fruta estaba encendida y me lo quitaste. Y ahora que tengo que esperar hasta el domingo a ver de que Omega y al gallo produce. Fuck that, nigga.
SPEAKER_02Nigga, alo fuck that.
SPEAKER_13Alo FOCTA, nigga.
SPEAKER_07A lo fuck me llamó para que yo montar un bellito. Esto ahí para que tú me lo he visto.
SPEAKER_14Nigga, and that was our planeta a los fucking coverage.
SPEAKER_13It's short and sweet. Yo, they didn't see how dirty, nigga. Filth. Yo, filth. Nigga was in that house for one day, nigga, and got kicked out. Gang, I felt so bad. Cause when I see them there, I was like, yo, maybe this could get him hot again. Like, you never know. But don't you hate it, nigga? Like, if a nigga get an opportunity and then all like because that nigga went, he was there. And you see that nigga was being mad, sweet, mad, chilled, or whatever. Yep. Then that nigga live uh leaves and he's just was it, he goes on his Instagram, nigga was like, the thing is that I didn't want to be that old me anymore. That that street dude that's like I wanted to I want peace and I want, but the thing is, you know, I I was trying to f I was trying to make my way there. How was that, bro? Shut your ass up.
SPEAKER_09Shut your bitch ass nigga.
SPEAKER_13Nigga, I already know that you and Dali nigga went to school with some Saul and someone, nigga. These niggas already told me, y'all niggas was pussy, nigga, regardless, nigga. That's not wild joke. I'm joking. I'm joking. That is wild. I support Missia and I support Dali. Alright.
SPEAKER_02Um we also support Sam the man. You better support Sam the Man or he's gonna be in them comments, nigga.
SPEAKER_13Was it that he did the other day during Easter? That's he wrote on somebody's comment was like, Christ is risen.
SPEAKER_02Christ is risen, gang. Alright, check this out. I want to see what y'all think about this one.
SPEAKER_07So shaking what your mama gave you.
SPEAKER_01We just had a little fire backfired.
SPEAKER_07We got fired. Over 10 million people talking about these eight Chick-fil-A workers on social media. I didn't think it was gonna go viral. Fired after shaking their pig oldies, recreating a TikTok trend.
SPEAKER_08It's like all hell break loose.
SPEAKER_07The shade room setting some of them down. Why they say they may have been targeted for going viral.
SPEAKER_08It was a TikTok sound, and it just sounded real good to me. It made me want to just go up and down.
SPEAKER_07It wasn't the only one. Whether they're big or itty bitty, people were having fun with this sound on TikTok, bouncing their chest up and down.
SPEAKER_08So I asked the whole crew if I um if it was possible that we could make a little video real quick. Um it was nothing but 25 seconds, and we did that, and we had fun, we had a blast, and we went right back to doing what we were supposed to do.
SPEAKER_07There was a closing shift at this on-campus Chick-fil-A inside of Tuskegee University in Alabama.
SPEAKER_08The next couple days it went viral.
SPEAKER_07Big time. Eight million on TikTok alone. It was crazy.
SPEAKER_01They then got a group message from a manager, and he was basically like, um, you guys need to come see me Monday immediately, do not clock in.
SPEAKER_07Tickeria Clemens, who is not a Tuskegee student, was the ship's supervisor at the time. She was also in the video and she said she knew exactly what was about to happen.
SPEAKER_01Monday came. Um, I turned in my key, and it was like, So are you gonna write a statement? I was like, unless you want me to put NA on the paper, then it's really nothing to talk about.
SPEAKER_07Like she believes it was university leadership who pulled the trigger, not Chick-fil-A's corporate offices or Sedexo, the food service company that employees say is licensed to operate the restaurant.
SPEAKER_08Content was our way of trying to branch out the story.
SPEAKER_07And worse, could this have been a vendetta against these employees because the post was getting too much attention and traction? As a supervisor, do you feel like do you feel like you've done something wrong? Or you said again, this was all just for morale.
SPEAKER_01I'm gonna take accountability. Like on a business level, yes. I was wrong because at the end of the day, like we were on the clock and everything. You know, that's just the accountability part of it.
SPEAKER_07Well, there is no employee handbook that has been shared publicly. But Chick-fil-A has encouraged employees in the past not to film TikToks at work unless it's approved and refrain from behind the scenes content. All right, so I think I get the gist.
SPEAKER_02Basically, eight Chick-fil-A employees decided to shake the itty biddies to while during a shift of work to stop for I mean, he said it took 25 seconds. I don't know if any of y'all have made a TikTok before, but I promise you it never takes 25 seconds. Even if the video is 25 seconds long, it does not take 25 seconds to give you to put into perspective. We shot we shot a two-minute 30-second skip of the shit that we did with Splow. It took us three hours to shoot that shit, okay? Three, you know what three hours is for two minutes and 30 seconds? That is wild. So TikToks do not take the 25 seconds. I'm sorry, it doesn't. It never does. So they stopped to film this TikTok. And the TikTok is a suggestive dance. There's literally people just jumping up and down shaking their titties and shit. Men, women, it doesn't matter.
SPEAKER_13Oh, you want me to do that? Yeah, no, I'm good.
SPEAKER_02I'm straight.
SPEAKER_13We could get 8 million views this easy.
SPEAKER_02No, I'm good. I'm I think I'm straight with that. I'm good. Um and I'm the deer. Bro, so they do this TikTok, they shaking their titties, whatever, and it goes viral. And then they all got fired. And uh Shade Room is talking about the employees feel like they may have been targeted for going viral. Like I'm gonna tell you right. Actually, no, I'm not gonna give my take. I want to know what you gentlemen think about it. Uh uh, I'll give my take later. I mean, if you're working for Chick-fil-A, you gotta know certain shit is just should be off limits. So you mean shaking your titties over the Lord's chicken ain't yeah, let's no. I mean, and then during the time of Easter too, I mean he didn't rise for this. Yeah, that's just you just gotta know better. I mean, because it's no secret, like that, you know, Chick-fil-A stands for what they stand for. Like, it's not like what you mean by that? It's not like a gray area. Like they Oh, you mean like the the moral, the faith?
SPEAKER_13Yeah, like there's not like Chick-fil-A is as there's a faith aspect to this shit.
SPEAKER_02Oh, hell yeah. Yeah, they don't even that's why they don't open on Sundays. That's why they open on Sundays.
SPEAKER_13Oh, they Catholic?
SPEAKER_02Christian.
SPEAKER_13Oh shit. You didn't know you didn't know that? Yeah, not only that, I've never eaten Chick fil A. You've never had Chick-fil-A?
SPEAKER_12Nah. Really? No, that's the Lord's chicken, Jeddah. You bugging it, you bugging, you bugging. Nah, you're gonna be. So you gonna go?
SPEAKER_13So you're gonna eat Kennedy fried chicken. You're gonna eat that's the chinos, nigga.
SPEAKER_02I'm gonna tell you right now. Kennedy fried chicken is Allah's chicken. And you know it is.
SPEAKER_13And you know it is Allah's chicken. Oh, for sure. It is Allah's chicken, and you know it. I believe in Allah, nigga.
SPEAKER_02All right. All right. I mean, you do have a turban. You do, you do, you do have that, and that explains a lot. Say, you was asking questions. There goes your answer right there. Yo, sidebar. I I know ox stores aren't supposed to sell like. I believe a derogatory term. It is? No.
SPEAKER_09I was about to say a means brother.
SPEAKER_02Yeah, so I know they're not supposed to serve like pork. I went to this one ox store that's around Rose's job, and I was gonna order a sandwich. Rose was like, Oh, don't get a bacon, egg, and cheese because they don't use real bacon. Turkey bacon. Turns out they use real bacon, but that's another story for another day. I mean, they don't touch it. So I went, yeah, I wanted a lot of the ox stores, they'll have like a Mexican making a sandwich. And that's exactly what happened. And I told him, I was like, wait, I thought you're not supposed to have pork. And he's he's like, My brother, I don't eat the pork, you do.
SPEAKER_11He said, I go to heaven, you're the infidelity.
SPEAKER_02No, that's the way he fuck you, baby. The way he pointed at me was just like, it was like accusatory. It was like, you do. You eat the pork. I was like, you the one eating the stuff. So I was like, you know what, sir? I'll have a turkey and cheese. Nah, but yeah, like um Let me tell you something about that turkey. That turkey BLT is the truth. If y'all ain't had it, get yourself one of those.
SPEAKER_13Don't be killing me with turkey. I mean, with anything with LT in it. It's like lettuce and tomatoes.
SPEAKER_02Nigga.
SPEAKER_13Ain't nobody loves lettuce and tomatoes more than me, bro. I love it too, but it needs to have either chicken cutlets, some cheese, some extra shit. Nigga, I remember there was uh turkey, yo, honey turkey, B L T. Trust me, daddy. Nigga, I remember there was one of my old bosses, nigga, when I was like 18, 19, she was like, Oh, get me a BLT. I was like, what the fuck is a BLT? You said a bologna? Nigga, niggas put niggas put three strips of bacon. Three strips of bacon, lettuce and tomato. I was like, you gotta be kidding me. What the fuck is that?
SPEAKER_02No, but uh I would say a good BLT, they'll they'll stack the bacon a little bit. Because they understand that's the only thing really on there. You go to these fucking talk about you got lettuce and tomatoes. Yeah, but that shit ain't doing nothing. And bread. What you mean it's not doing nothing? It's uh put magnetic. The lettuce and tomatoes is two-thirds of the sandwich, my brother. If you're getting a BLT on the road, it gotta be at least four strips of bacon. Yo, y'all tripping. Bro, anything, anything less you eating a loose leaf sandwich. Like, that shit is just gang. Yo, during Lent, I've gone to this freaking store and gotten an LT.
SPEAKER_13Oh nah.
SPEAKER_10A LT with mayo and vinegar, gang.
SPEAKER_02And that shit hit me. This is why it's wild. This is why God made him so fucking allergic. Because he clearly don't have an appreciation for the finer foods in life. Yo, if you're like fucking meat in your mouth every day, just say that, bro. Just say that. Hey, listen, I don't eat the meat. You do.
SPEAKER_13Nigga, I'm a grown ass man, nigga. I don't need to say pause. Yes, I need meat, nigga, every single day. I just wanted somebody to say that I love meat.
SPEAKER_02I mean, we went from having a lot of chicken to he needs meat in his mouth every day. J Don't have an episode.
SPEAKER_13Yo, and you know what's the funniest part about this shit?
SPEAKER_02That we still haven't gotten to the shaking titties at Chick-fil-A.
SPEAKER_13No, that nigga is gonna not. Why am I the only one who spoke on that TV?
SPEAKER_02If they worked viral, it's funny you say that. Well, you were you targeted for going viral? That might be targeted for going viral. If they worked at a shaking crab, it would have it probably wouldn't have got fired. So I just think yeah, I was working at the wrong spot. Exactly. We gotta hit up our shaking crab correspondent name Momo. Momo. Him or anybody who works at the cassette. What the fuck is wrong with this nigga, bro? Yo, he's gonna kill you if he ever hears that, but he never will. Yo, April 23rd.
SPEAKER_13Oh man. Yo, niggas is not gonna tell him, yo, they taking shots at the end.
SPEAKER_02Fucking Harry or Max is gonna tell him, bro. Or Kevin. Or Kevin. That's true, that's true. Or Voldemort. Or Voldemort. Voldemort, actually, Voldemort is gonna be the one that's gonna. I don't think Kevin is gonna stand for Shaking Crab Slander, honestly. You think Kevin is a big fan of Shaking Crab? Isn't that who took him there? You think Kevin, you think Kev is the is he he likes that shit? I don't know. You think he likes shrimp in his mouth, is what you're saying? Hey, that's it. I mean, that's you talking real crazy about Kev right now. Listen, if I'm in town, I love shrimp in my mouth. Yo, just just that's what we didn't shower for. Yo, bro, listen. The closet door is open. Bro, it's like when we were younger and that door to the closet is open, just step out. It's like when we were younger and niggas was saying that and niggas was saying that the Chinese restaurants was cooking cats and shit. And I was like, listen, that cat tastes good. When they put that cat with some broccoli and garlic sauce, tell me about it.
SPEAKER_00Tell me about it.
SPEAKER_02When they had that whole shit come out, it was like, yo, they cooked the rat and they served it to the people. I was like, that shit was probably buttons. Because yo, when you take out the chicken and the chicken and broccoli, that shit looked like everything but chicken. Like, what is good, though? Matter of fact, speaking of like weird shit. They probably in there like, we don't eat the rat. You do. Speaking of shit, weird shit that I ordered. One time I went and got uh rice with just rice and broccoli and garlic sauce. Yo, now I yeah, yo. So the broccoli not good in the chicken and broccoli? Facts are just opinions. No, no, but the y'all don't like the broccoli in the chicken and broccoli? No, no, you know who's like that though? No, for a fact. Isn't that funny that you say that? Because you know who's like that? His godson, nigga. Grayson be fucking up that broccoli. That shit is good, bro. Like he'll eat some of the chicken, but that nigga really be like, yo, I want more broccoli. That shit is. You want more rice and chicken? No, broccoli. Broccoli, nigga.
SPEAKER_13Because he knows what's up. Nah. The broccoli is good from the Asian persuasion.
SPEAKER_02That meal, that meal, when I got that shit, except in Drew. I was like, yo, we did not get Chinese restaurants right in Jersey. You gotta go to the right ones. It's because you live in a nice part of Jersey. That's the difference. Bro, I got I ordered sparrows, go to the barbecue sauce, go to Newark. We don't put barbecue sauce. Nah, go to Newark. Oh, go to Camden. Go to Newark, go to Camden, go to Union City. Nigga, if I'm gonna drive all the way over there, I drive to the Bronx. Nah, go in it. Sending him to Camden is because Camden is deep.
SPEAKER_11You're gonna drive all the way over there for some chicken and you're gonna come back in your boxes, nigga. They're gonna take your car. Nigga, I be thinking they're gonna take your wallet, they're gonna take your food. I ain't gonna lie, I be thinking.
SPEAKER_02I'm thinking of crossing the bridge sometimes for certain shit, man. I gotta find some shit around like Harlem. You ain't the first one to think it. Everybody in Jersey crossed the bridge for the shit over here. It's a good chicken spot in Harlem, too, nigga. Adrian put me on. Hell yeah.
SPEAKER_13Lucas keeps talking about this. Hell yeah. Brother chopped chicken. Yeah. Yes, yeah.
SPEAKER_02Yeah, we was prepared. We had that shit one time, bro.
SPEAKER_13That's your fire. Yo, and cheap, nigga. Niggas got like this big ass chicken. That is better than Chick-fil-A.
SPEAKER_02No, the Lord's chicken is A1. Nah, that's it's better than Chick-fil-A. No, no, no, no. No, no. The Lord's chicken. The Lord's chicken. You know what's funny? I only used to eat Chick-fil-A when I was on convenience because that used to be the only time that I was in Germany.
SPEAKER_13They said that was the only thing allowed. And that was the only thing.
SPEAKER_02Listen, if you ever had the food at Saddlebrook, let's just say that's not the Lord's chicken. Can we not? Can we not throw shots at Saddlebrook? Like, we still got a thousand conveniences to do there, bro. Like it's all fun and games until you run your car to that next convenience and all of a sudden they eat, they clean you out. They say, Oh, we made a mistake. Saudi. He will pay you back 100fold. Don't worry. Yo, my favorite part, and only only people that know. And if you and if you sue, you can't be responsible. Only people that know, only people that know know. But my favorite part of every convenience is at the end when nigga says, listen, listen, listen. Yes, this is the number. Says some crazy ass astronomical number. And then he said, listen, yes, we have to collect$250,000. And then he'll say, he'll say, brothers, brothers. We do not charge for the service. They don't. We don't charge you for they don't. They don't. It's like. And I'm just there like, well, shit, man. Somebody's charging us. I'm gonna tell you right now, my favorite line. My favorite line is something my favorite line is listen, the money is here.
SPEAKER_03I'll be like, I'll be like, how you know?
SPEAKER_02Like, I'd be feeling like J. Cole. I'd be like, who? Told you that like you told who told you it's a quarter million dollars in this room right now.
SPEAKER_13My favorite line is like the baby's almost here. The head is the head is there.
SPEAKER_03I see the head. Oh, it's a lot of hair. Oh man, you must have had a lot of heartburn. The baby's almost there. We only miss him 71,000. Nothing.
SPEAKER_02The best shit be'd be like, ah, 250,000. First collection. No, we did good. We did good. Okay. We only have 225,000 left to collect.
SPEAKER_03You'd be like, hey, yo, the money's here.
SPEAKER_02I'm sure the money's here somewhere. Is it in this room? Is he with us right now? Nigga, I remember it was a community. But listen, we do not charge for the service. You imagine walking in a community with a nigga like Jeff Bezos?
SPEAKER_13I would never pay.
SPEAKER_02I'm not gonna lie to you right now. My card is never coming. I ain't gonna lie. I ain't gonna lie. Quietest kept. It's a nigga.
SPEAKER_13I might rob that nigga. It's like, bro, I'm gonna rob you.
SPEAKER_02I would never convert if Jeff Bezos was in my community. I'd be like, hey, he got it. When they say the money's in the room, I'll be looking at him like Jeff. And if he stands up, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, where you going? Sit your ass down, nigga. You need to be here for this. Like, yeah. We don't announce the collection until he gets back from the bathroom. I'll be like, you know what? It's a good time for a five-minute break. Jeff gotta use the bathroom. So we all gotta use the bathroom. Ain't nobody going home. But my my whole thing. I gotta tell you I could never say this on the pod, but I gotta tell you about some funny shit that happened.
SPEAKER_13But the one thing I will say about everything that's being said right now is that the niggas from Chick-fil-A is wrong. Hell yeah. You can't be on your phone recording TikToks, nigga. As an administrator. Shaking your titties, shaking your titties over the Lord's chicken. As an administrator by profession, I will fire your ass. Talk about it. It's like get the fuck out of here. Even on the Lord's Day? Yeah. Nigga, it nigga could be on our last day. Nigga, Ramadan, nigga, you getting fired. I don't give a fuck if you're fasting, nigga. It's like he's like, go get some food.
SPEAKER_02You fired.
SPEAKER_14You're done.
SPEAKER_02The funny shit is that most like most fast food places don't have the reputation that Chick-fil-A has. But Chick-fil-A has literally gone out their way to make sure that the world knows that they like specifically curate their staff. Like there I there was a thing, like there's these memes, like if you ever look them up, for people who don't know. Like where they just talk about the shit that Chick-fil-A workers do. And they're like, they like one of them is a meme of a girl like literally chasing a car, and it's just like the Chick-fil-A worker when she sees that you forgot your sauce. Like they just make it their like because they make it their mission to like hire just like the fucking nicest, most happy. No, no, no, like the nicest, most happy go lucky people. Like the Chick-fil-A I go to in Cedarborough, like best. Those are like the night I I put it this way. I've never received attitude or anything less than positivity and a smile. They anything. And I'm not no, they don't say they always say, but I'm not, I swear, like I'm not even blazing. Like I swear, they make it their mission to hire just these, or maybe the people aren't like that. Maybe the people just act like that when they're at work. But every time you go, it's just some nigga. My pleasure. Would you like more sauce? Would you need this? Yeah, sure, no problem. Yo, bro, you could go over there and just make their life a living help. You could order four things, get to the window, and be like, yo, actually, I don't want any of this. Can I just get a lemonade to be like, okay, would you like your lemonade with sugar? Or it's just like, bro. And probably still give you the food that you ordered and didn't want. No, I'm telling you, like, that's how you right now. One time I took, no, I'm sorry, one time they gave me the wrong order. So they gave me the wrong bag. And we driving out the shit. And then I like open the bag and look at the shit. I'm like, wait a minute. I see like chicken sandwiches in here. And I'm like, oh nah, because I get I don't I don't get the chicken sandwich, I get the nuggets in. And either I get the nuggets or I get a salad, or I get both. Salad's fire. So I got the I got the salad that day, and then dude, the salad wasn't there, and then I see two chicken sandwiches. And what I was like, oh, this ain't it. So I got back in the line, and the guy's like, he's like, I think I just saw you here, didn't I? I was like, I was like, yeah, nah, you die. I was like, I think they gave me the wrong bag. He said, Oh no, no, okay, so just go around, go to the window, I'm gonna let them know. I get to the window and I'm giving them the bag. I was like, Oh, I think you guys gave me the wrong order. Oh, I'm so sorry. Please forgive me. I'm like, oh, it's cool, don't worry about it. I was like, it just took 10 seconds or whatever. They go, they pull my order out or whatever. I'm giving the bag out. She's giving me the new bag, and I'm like, so I put the bag down, I take the new bag and I put it, and I'm giving the bag, but she's like, No, no, no, sir, you keep that. Don't even worry about it. I was like, huh? Like, this is two chicken sandwiches, waffle fries, all of that. I'm like, bro, somebody paid for this. I'm sure they, but they didn't care. This hey, it's yours. I was like, Well, technically you could have contaminated it. So let's call this. I mean, that's probably that probably is what it was, but do you think McDonald's where ice spice got slapped, they cared about if I contaminated it? I don't know, but I know Amazon cares about that. That's how you could get free cologne. Here we fucking go. Here we go. You see what I mean? You're not the good thief. Hold it down. You're not the good thief. Listen, I'm just putting it in the city. You wouldn't have gone to paradise. That's all I'm saying. You would not be in paradise. Yo, you're not going to be a good thing.
SPEAKER_13I'm just putting from Amazon. You could just be like, yo, I don't want it. Like, okay. The problem is that the problem.
SPEAKER_02No. No. Well, well, hold on. Like, you know, like because if you just call it just be like, I don't want it, and then they could just be like, all right, well, we're not responsible for you not wanting it. You could just say, like, I've heard that others say that where you heard it from. No, because it uh illegit happened to me. You heard it from Humboldt? No, so illegit happened to me. So one time I I got like uh cologne from there, but they sent me two. Apparently I ordered two, I don't know, but I was like, bro, I didn't mean to order two, it was a mistake. It was like, okay, well, our policies states, like, we can't, like, it's considered like a hazardous material. You can't send it back like once you have it. So they just let you keep it. And the same thing applies if you just get it and you say, Nope, this this is a bad batch. This doesn't smell like how Dior is supposed to smell like. Or you just be like, oh, the bottle cracked when I got it, and just like 43 bottles of cologne. No, I'm I mean, I'm pretty sure it's something like because I've only done it twice and both times. One time was I ordered I ordered an extra one by accident, and then one time I tried some shit, some random ass Middle Eastern shit, and Rose was like, that's just the most disgusting. So I was like, Yeah, I'm gonna need my money back. This is not what this is supposed to smell like, and they're just like, sure. And I was just like, I don't, I was like, the only thing is I don't have the box to send it back. They're like, oh no, we don't accept it back, so just dispose of it or something. I'm just like and you kept it. That was a birthday gift for somebody, but so back to Chick-fil-A. Wait, time out. You gave me the cologne that smells like dog water? That was you? No, it never smelled like dog water. You gave me dog water, you gave me out of the parfume of dog water? Like, what's wrong with you, gang? Nah, nah, nah, nah, nah.
SPEAKER_13I didn't think somebody I'm about to buy a motherfucking vape for the next one. Niggas don't get me cologne, bro. I'm telling you.
SPEAKER_02If y'all want to buy me cologne, man, I'm gonna tell you right now. Yeah, I gotta get yeah. Yo, this has nothing to do with that's what I want for my birthday. This has nothing to do with those girls shaking their breasts, but actually having yo, it wasn't just women. Yeah, and I think that's the problem with Chick-fil-A. Oh, yeah. I think I think that's what I think that's what they did in the show. I know so. Them niggas have sugar in their tank, that's definitely the problem. The manager's tank was full of sugar. His tank was his tank was sweeter than some Skittles, I'll tell you who.
SPEAKER_13And let's call it Spade a Spade, because I know y'all talking about uh Chick-fil-A employees being very nice and all this other. It's like the nicest. Where's the Chick-fil-A in the Bronx?
SPEAKER_02On Fordham. Oh, yeah, they opened one on Fordham. How long ago? Very long. It's been there a while. Like two or three years. Two or three years, yeah. Okay. Sometime after the pandemic. Yeah, after the pandemic for sure. So it's three years. We know what Chick-fil-A in the phone is.
SPEAKER_13No, no, three years is a lot. I think I think it's been in like two years. That's my point. It's like I well, I don't know about the one, but the thing is that they know where to open them. Yeah. They they know where to open them for. They only exist in areas where they can find the staff to staff it with the people that uh oh no, there's a Chick-fil-A in uh in Baychester too, in Bay Plaza. Yeah, but that's new. That one is new. Okay. That one I don't know how that's not new, new like a couple months ago, but it's been like. But I'm telling you, even the people that worked it, very good.
SPEAKER_02I'm telling you, good. How do y'all feel that they stopped allowing YN's into Bay Plaza? I feel I feel amazing about it. They stopped allowing YNs into Bay Plaza. After they did that shit, they shouldn't be allowed. You have to be of a certain age to go. I don't know what the exact rule is. Yeah, I'm very happy about it. I think it's like before a certain time, you have to be of a certain age, but like basically too old for that. If you're like 16, you can't just woke up in there because there was like a week where niggas was off of school and they was just in there rioting and doing some wild shit. So now they have like people rioting.
SPEAKER_13They were being Y and Zay. Yeah, like I don't fucking know. But to us, that's like rioting. That's what they do. They just rioting. Why are you just running?
SPEAKER_02Yeah, why are you just running around destroying shit? Like, that's that's a thing. On TikTok. At least our generation used to steal. Like, I'm telling you, y'all just destroy shit just for the hell of it.
SPEAKER_13Like TikTok is ruining the world. You imagine, bro, you're fucking like your car is there, niggas. You catch these niggas standing on your car.
SPEAKER_02Yeah, nah, I'd have beat the shit out of one of these little kids. I mean, and that's the problem with like me, is that bro, I'm trying to be Christian. But like, you're talking about I'm walking out like a regular day, and I just see somebody standing on my car, my my vehicle.
SPEAKER_13Well, that's the thing. Those are the transport my family. In the Bronx, those are the kind of people that work in Chick-fil-A.
SPEAKER_02No, but I'm gonna tell you, go to the go to the Chick-fil-A in Bay Plaza, bro. I'm telling you, you gonna be like, where did they find these people?
SPEAKER_13Oh, I don't I don't go where the peasants go.
SPEAKER_02Oh, bro, just think about that is really that is wild. Did y'all hear that?
SPEAKER_13That was Gerald Katyuska de Rosario who said that. Okay, you crazy, bro. I don't go nowhere. I changed my life. I have professed my faith. He's a changed man. Look at the range, man. Nigga, I do not go anywhere. Are you a decent man from the city of Demons? Shit. Nigga, I don't go anywhere where there is uh delinquency. I hear you. I hear you.
SPEAKER_02No, that that's a fact.
SPEAKER_13Yo, all of a sudden, niggas is married, nigga, with kids, all of a sudden, yo, bro.
SPEAKER_02I Yo, bro, when I lived when I lived in the Bronx, I would go as far away from the Bronx when I wanted to go out, bro. Like if you say I'm bougie with certain things. Like, bro, if you say, oh, like I haven't seen a movie at Bay Plaza in I don't know how fucking long.
SPEAKER_13And I don't ever plan to get it there's a nigga, bro, I used to hang out with. Nigga, that nigga lives on Cortland Nav, nigga, 146 or whatever the fuck. In one of them projects. Shout out Corland. Nigga. And I would be in that bitch, bro, seeing the most sketchiest motherfuckers, niggas looking at me from head to toe, nigga, wanting to size me up, nigga, and I didn't care. Nigga, the other day, nigga, I went to just to a regular daggola building in the hood. Nigga, with my kids and my wife, nigga, and I was nervous as shit.
SPEAKER_02Bro, this wasn't me. Oh, you should have been nervous. That building is Nigga.
SPEAKER_13I was like, God damn, bro.
SPEAKER_02You know what it is, is that we when you get older, I mean, we don't talk about this enough, but I feel like coming from where we come from, we know what we know what goes on in these areas, and we know what type of time people are on in these areas, and that's why that's why when we got married and started our families, we did everything in our power to move out of these areas because we didn't want our kids growing up in that environment, and we were blessed enough to have the opportunity to give our kids something different. So now returning there, which I still think is important, which is why like I like you know showing my kids and having my kids in these environments, but not living and growing up in the environment. Because I still think it's important for them to know and see it. I don't want them to be completely sheltered and not have any idea how the world actually is and whatever.
SPEAKER_13Nigga C's takes his kids to RPT. Oh my god.
SPEAKER_02Nah, I I haven't taken them to RPT, but I would like if if I had a reason to. Like I went to his kids to Kortona Pool. My mom definitely does. My mom definitely takes them kids there. Like, and that is against my. She be driving up to fucking Rockland County. To Rockland County. Well, that's the one. But but that's me. That's no, but that pool, that pool, that pool got kind of. Now that shit got ghetto too. The ghetto done found out about it. So now you gotta find somewhere 30 minutes further. You gotta drive 30 more minutes, bro, because the hood, the hood found out about Rockland gang.
SPEAKER_13They up there now. The hood all got cars now, man. You gotta go to Robert Moses Beach. It's right next to Jones Beach, but it's another.
SPEAKER_02When's the last time you went to Robert Moses? Two years ago. Have fun this summer, bro. Oh, damn. You didn't know. Oh, they found out. Oh, they found out, my brother. They they somebody told them. It might have been you. You might have told them. Last time you was on Courtland, you told a couple people about Robin Moses, didn't you? The last time I seen, I said, Whoa, what is happening here? I said, there are hookah here. I think niggas that gay keep.
SPEAKER_03Is that marijuana?
SPEAKER_02What is going on? I think niggas, I think niggas that gay keep are the worst kind of people, but when I see the places that I like get infiltrated by the ghetto. You mad somebody didn't gay keep. Yeah, I understand, bro. It makes we want to gay keep. Like, yo, where you went? Like, yo, listen, let me tell you something. I'm in Rockland County, but that information is for you. It's not for your cousin, it's not for the nigga that live in your building. It's for you. If you're gonna go there, you go there with your family, you blindfold them. You don't take, you don't let niggas know where you at. Yo, blindfold. Because it's true, bro. We used to yo, this is gonna sound so racist, but it's like, bro, like, I want to be where the white people are, bro. Oh, God. I mean, even when Momo not here, the spirit of Momo lives on because of you. But it's just you hear what you just said. Oh, so it's not tranquil with our people?
SPEAKER_13I fucking feel you, nigga.
SPEAKER_02Oh, yeah, it's some racist motherfuckers. Bro, well, Ice Spice have gotten slapped in a white people's McDonald's. Yes or no? Yes. No, nigga, she would not have gotten slapped. Yes. It is it is so carrots don't slap people? It is plus 1,000 that she does that she doesn't get slapped. So you're telling me there's a chance? There's a chance. Got it! There's a chance.
SPEAKER_13One thing I'll say, nigga, is the fact that shit is a But not but not too much white people.
SPEAKER_02Like I need to see some of us.
SPEAKER_13No, no, no, no, nigga. Let's do that. Why is it that once niggas get older, it's like we all about oh uh like our people, our people, our people. And then all of a sudden, once niggas start having family, get good jobs, and so and all of a sudden we like the Jeffersons and we moving on up, nigga. It's like, oh hey, we can't go to Cho Cha Beach no more, cuz you know, I ain't gonna be back. We can't go, we can't go to the Seven Lakes anymore. I ain't gonna I ain't going back. It's like the Den Bow will be wild. No, bro, we turn bougie. No, I go to Lake. No, no. So here's the thing.
SPEAKER_02I go to Lake, I still go to Lake Welch because with the lakes, yeah.
SPEAKER_13Los Yete Lago.
SPEAKER_02Yeah. I mean, Lake Welch.
SPEAKER_03Los Yet de Lago is why.
SPEAKER_02Because it niggas call it the Seven Lakes, but then everybody goes to the same ones. Everybody go to the same motherfucker. I don't even know the name of the other six lakes, bro. You can't swim in those shits, bro. Like, you can't. I mean, and and when you tell me which one of these dudes with the Honda with the speakers is going to fish. Carlos is not going to fish. Okay. Carlos is going to smoke hookah and bag women. Nigga, that's like even when we go to Hector is not renting a canoe. Well, shout out to my nigga Hector, bro.
SPEAKER_13When we go to what is it? When we go to like resorts and shit, like the one resort, bro, and I kid you not, and I don't maybe I liked it because it was we were the only ones that were ratchet out there, nigga. But when we went to the hard rock. Oh, the best thing is to be in the only ratchet somewhere. Yo. Oh, that's a that's a top, top one experience in life. In the hard rock, nigga, niggas was looking at us like, yo, everybody wanted to be around us until we met some niggas from Brooklyn. And then we got, there was a lot of static. I remember my wife. They out ratcheted you? Oh, they tried. Until I was like, suck my dick. Oh, well, there we go. And then they were like, Whoa. And there we have it, ladies and gentlemen.
SPEAKER_02Yo, it was the fucking Jenna out of the hood at Chick-fil-A. And you can't take the hood out of Jenna. No, yo, yo.
SPEAKER_13He said, suck my dick, my pleasure. Yeah, when you go to, when you go to when you go to hard rock, right? That shit is so massive you gotta move around on the fucking bulk. Hood. Nigga. Nah, I hit it.
SPEAKER_03Now you got that hard rocking.
SPEAKER_02And I'm playing the sound, but I I still willn't go to Hard Rock one time.
SPEAKER_13Nah, nigga. Yo, we gotta plan in it. Yo, I'm gonna we we'll talk offline about that.
SPEAKER_02Yeah, nah, I don't, I don't, I'm I'm not, you know, I don't I don't make enough money to oh no no no no no.
SPEAKER_13It it's let's I ain't got it. Trust me, nigga. Trust me. Yo, one thing about I'm a broken man. Y'all see. We don't make enough money to record the shit she be doing. I sleep, I sleep right behind this couch. I'm gonna have we're gonna have a conversation offline. I sleep right behind this couch, man.
SPEAKER_02I don't I don't got it.
SPEAKER_13The thing is, nigga, so you gotta move around, nigga, in a golf cart.
SPEAKER_02I just got fired from Chick-fil-A to targeting me for going viral.
SPEAKER_13Nigga, so you moving around on so we you gotta wait. You once you leave your fucking dormitory, nigga, or whatever the fuck your sweet, nigga. You gotta wait. This motherfucker said dormitory. Nigga, you gotta be domicile. Nigga, you gotta go to the main road. You're flat the domicile.
SPEAKER_03It's how the cops you're writing the police report.
SPEAKER_02We approached the domicile.
SPEAKER_03The chair that was outside screaming.
SPEAKER_13So nigga, we out like it's Moise, Ash, Rebecca, and I, and we waiting for uh uh for what is it for one of the golf carts to come. Oh, y'all had a driver. No, no, no, no. Yeah, nah, you see I'm too.
SPEAKER_02I you know when you broke, when niggas tell stories and they start talking about stuff that you can't have.
SPEAKER_13So we wait in there, all of a sudden we go, we did we see the golf cart come. They were like, ah, we uh we hopping on this one. But we were already talking. Uh so there were some girls who like they heard us talk, like, yo, y'all from New York? Like, yeah, it was yo, we from the BX. They were like, Oh, we from BK, uh Brooklyn. Yo, we started chopping it up, and then all of a sudden, but it was just some girls and this one dude. Then all of a sudden, nigga, the other dudes seven dudes came out of the north, said, Yo, y'all from the Bronx? Say, yeah, nigga, we from the Bronx. Say, yo, the Bronx is soft. I was like, nigga, Brooklyn is pussy. We talking shit, nigga, and then they laughing, we laughing, and then we get on the cart, and then all of a sudden, one of them niggas said, Y'all niggas still soft. I said, Well, y'all niggas still suck my dick. Nigga, but I'm on the cart, nigga. I was like, and Rebecca and they were like, yo, you and Moy said, Well, y'all wallin', da-da-da. They were like, yo, it don't matter, nigga. We about to eat at this fancy ass restaurant. It's like in an all-inclusive resort. Like, nobody could get in. It's like, it's like that's what Ice Spice thought about the McDonald's. We were like, yo, all of a sudden, nigga, me and Moise, we would get to the restaurant, nigga. They get in the table, nigga, we're like, yo, we're gonna go smoke. We smoking, and all of a sudden we see the crew come, nigga say, yeah, nigga. I was like, I looked at Moise, I was like, all right. So here, so when we saw them, what it is.
SPEAKER_02This is where we die.
SPEAKER_13Yeah, the girls started egging it on again. So whatever. We were just so we continued talking shit. Then eventually, nigga, we actually ended up becoming like kind of friendly. But then the thing is that after, nigga, when every like the tensions cooled down and we were talking, the wives were talking to the other girls, blah, blah, blah. We noticed that one of them niggas, bro, had cauliflower here.
SPEAKER_14And I was like, Oh, y'all almost died.
SPEAKER_13I was like, oh, I told Moise, nigga, y'all was about to fight John Bones Jones and that. Yo, nigga, Moise was like, nigga, Moise couldn't help himself. I was like, yo, you know MMA. Yo, you and UFC was like, yeah, yeah. I have a uh, I don't know what they call it, a dojo or whatever the fuck. He's probably a black belt and Brazilian jiu-jitsu. He was like, I train people. He he was like boxing in Taekwondo and all some other shit. Okay. So he was like, he's like, yeah, like in the end, I've done I'm professionally um 12 and 7, and dah da da da. I was like, bro, do you realize nigga that if we would have really been real Bronx niggas that wanted really to smoke, like, we probably would have had to fight, but we know that you would have fucked us up. Like, you know how that shit would have made me feel as a man? Bro, we started explaining.
SPEAKER_02Well, you you wouldn't have felt anything. Nah, nigga, I would've felt anything. Once they put the morphine on. Like at the hospital. The morphine pretty the morphine drip was. Like by the time by the time you would have woke up, like you probably would I mean, you it would have been real, real wrong. But like you'd have been all right.
SPEAKER_13Nigga said, I would have had a cauliflower eye, nigga.
SPEAKER_02Like, can you like can you imagine you talking, you get into a fight with the one nigga you should probably never get into the fight with? Nigga, but that be life, bro.
SPEAKER_13It's life. You know how many times, bro, I've rammed my mouth knowing that, like, well, at the time, not now, niggas. My hands is off. But it's like, nigga, there was uh like I So you say now is a good time for niggas to try you? Nigga, I'll stab a nigga. I don't give a fuck.
SPEAKER_02Nigga, I remember one time I was on the highway, some nigga honked his horn at me, so I honked my shit, and then he honked his. And wait, wait, wait.
SPEAKER_13I'm sorry, what you what? They honked each other's horn. Nah, bro. So we just niggas say so, bro.
SPEAKER_02We just competing at this point. Then I see this nigga at the light, bro. He just like he just like off. Bro, he just look yo, bro, he just look like some fucking little short, stocky, Mexican looking dude. I'm like, and he's just like, yo, what the fuck is wrong with you? I'm like, yo, and he just looks off, like what the fuck is wrong with you? And then like I see him like open his car door. I'm like, this nigga pussy. I'm like, so I open my shit, nigga.
SPEAKER_03Bro, this nigga get out the car like this, like bro, yo, like nigga, like some Johnny Bravo ass nigga.
SPEAKER_02Those be the ones that want to do, but don't a lot of them can't fight. I'm not gonna lie to you.
SPEAKER_03And then I told him, I'm like, yo, the nigga in front of you ain't signal, man. Like he was like, yo, what you talking about? I'm like, yo, the nigga ain't single, that's why I was honking my horn.
SPEAKER_00I wasn't honking in that chick. Nigga was on a one-way street.
SPEAKER_13Nigga was on a one-way street. Talking about the nigga in front of the other car.
SPEAKER_02Cause let me tell you, bro, like, I never like when you know, I when I open a car door, like, I never actually want a problem with niggas. I just want niggas to know, like, bro, if it needs to come to this, I will slap the shit out of you. I very much. But like, bro, if my car door is open, something has to be. No, because bro, if I'm honking my horn, chances are I'm in a rush to wherever the fuck I gotta go. So I don't want to get out and fight nobody. But sometimes, you know, sometimes when you be driving, like niggas just be looking at you and testing you. It's like, bro, I don't give a fuck. If you want to take it there, we can take it there. Driving here in New York is pressure every time. And that'd be my and that be my problem. It's mad white. I ain't gonna lie, that'd be my that be my problem with white people. Because when you, yo, bro, on the fucking road, bro. It's mad white slander happening. Bro, on the fucking road, nigga, they be the ones that they'll be hawking their horror, and then they'll look at you and they'll just be like, and I'll just and I'll just be like, like, bro, I don't care, bro.
SPEAKER_13But you need to choose. Do you wanna be with white people or you don't?
SPEAKER_02I would like to coexist peacefully with them.
SPEAKER_13Listen.
SPEAKER_02No, but that's why I want to be around the white people. No, the white people, they they honk their horn and and that's all it is. Now, niggas like us, them niggas want to get out the car and they they want to fight.
SPEAKER_13Nigga, that was what happened to me. Nigga, what was it? Uh back in January, nigga, I was already just feeling hot. I don't know what happened in my house with my wife. Nigga, all of a sudden, bro, I know I was in East New York. Always blaming white people. Nigga, I was in East New York, nigga, and there was these projects, nigga.
SPEAKER_02Nigga, all East New York is not where you want to be.
SPEAKER_13Nigga, if some niggas pissed off after a fight with your wife, yo, nigga, all of a sudden. Some of it's gentrified now. Nigga, some niggas driving, bro, and I see the light, the shit, the the the I swear to God, New York needs to remove that shit. Just have the blinking stop sign like uh hand sign, knowing that the light, but seeing the countdown, nigga, that shit drive, because nigga, now I want to speed to catch that light. But the thing is, I see the shit, nigga. That shit says 12, 11, 10, and then the nigga in front of me, because it's two-way street, but the nigga in front of me, bro, is just I guess looking for parking or whatever. Yo, nigga's driving mass slow. Bro, I'm like, yo, this nigga better hurry up, hurry up. Yo, when I saw that shit was at seven seconds, I'm like, Damn. Yo, bro, I see that nigga, bro, go from moving slowly, bro. So you know that nigga got hearing loss.
SPEAKER_02Yo, bro. That horde is loud. Beamer horn is bad.
SPEAKER_13Nigga, that nigga stopped the car, bro. That nigga said, nigga, I just saw that shit jerk. Nigga paused. I'm sorry. What?
SPEAKER_14That nigga jerk. Yo, he saw his shit jerk. I saw him.
SPEAKER_13Nigga, when I saw, nigga, I kid you not, bro. That nigga, bro, the driver came out the car. I started lowering down my window, bro. Cause it was some some black dude, I don't know. He it wasn't brawling, it was just a regular dude. Nigga came out, bro. All of a sudden, bro, all the doors started opening. Nigga, yo, I'm maybe it was just the fear, nigga, but I swear to God, there was eight niggas, bro, outside of that fucking small ass sedan. They got out like a clown car here. But the thing, nah, for sure, nigga, niggas came from across the street, nigga, and started coming close to the car. Bro, I have never reversed nigga that quickly in my life, bro. Because all I kept seeing was these niggas going, yo, so what's good? And niggas kept their hands in the back, nigga. I was like, and then my windows is tinted, so niggas probably think nigga, oh, that you got you got niggas too. Nigga, I was like, It was about the Swiss cheese jet I wear. All I had was me and my kids, nigga. I reversed that bitch, nigga. Nigga, I was like, today ain't the day to fight find out if my hands still work, nigga.
SPEAKER_02Bro, if it's eight people, it is it don't matter who you wear. It ain't never the time to find out if your hands still work. Nah, nigga. It don't matter how good your hands work. Eight people is eight people. Nah, eight people, nigga. I'm talking about. Two hands versus 16, never gonna be a good matchup. I'm gonna tell you that right now. No, and that's why I like to get, that's why real talk, I really like to get away from the ghetto when I can. Because niggas really, like, they really have nothing to lose. Like, that's that's not just black people, it's not just Hispanics, it's just something about the ghetto mentality. They have nothing to lose. Yeah, the hood is not exclusive to one race. You remember that time we we was on the line to get into the the pool in Rockland, and there was these dudes, like they was telling them, like, yo, yeah, I can't skip the line. They was making a big deal, niggas was about to fight the security. I'm like, bro, you're literally about to ruin your whole family outing just because like you don't want to get her back online. But straight up, like that's that mentality, like, bro, straight up, niggas really will stand on this shit and just fight like random security, go to jail. I'm like, bro, you're literally about to ruin your family's whole barbecue.
SPEAKER_13So this is just for this shit. This is my advice to the people out there. So I Googled that by law, you're you are allowed to carry a machete and an axe in your car. Because at the end, it could be used for work. Yeah, if you use it.
SPEAKER_02Why is why would you carry an axe?
SPEAKER_13Oh, nigga, that shit is on his way.
SPEAKER_02This man Jada is gonna be walking around like Thor in this motherfucker.
SPEAKER_13Nigga, you you think nigga, you gonna catch me slipping, nigga? Nigga G. Yo G gonna have Stormbreaker in the back of his name.
SPEAKER_02Jada Jedi's Jada's likes to play gonna say Odin's son.
SPEAKER_13Yo, that shit is fire.
SPEAKER_00Why the fuck this nigga wanna have storm breaker in the back of his fucking car?
SPEAKER_02His insurance is gonna be registered to Asgard, nigga. Asgard financial, nigga.
SPEAKER_13Nigga, bro. Y'all niggas live.
SPEAKER_02Nigga gonna turn the Throck's neck bridge into the Bifrost.
SPEAKER_13Nigga, y'all niggas live, bro. But when shit goes down, nigga.
SPEAKER_02I ain't gonna lie. I get into a problem with a nigga and a nigga pulls out an ax, he wins. Jedi's name is gore. He's gore.
SPEAKER_13Nigga, my name is Ragnar Lofbrook, nigga. That's my name, nigga.
SPEAKER_02Nigga, Jeddah gonna be put he's gonna be putting niggas on the spread eagle. Jeddog gonna get a mechanism for his axe where only he can pick up.
SPEAKER_13I think it's called like uh winged eagle or something. Winged eagle or something like that.
SPEAKER_02Hey, when you got an axe, you can do whatever you want. I'm not gonna lie to you, gang. It's like Zay said, if you get out the whip and you about to fight somebody, and the other dude got an axe in his hand, it's like, you know what, sir, you have a good day. Hey, God bless. Yo, because like just sometimes you just gotta gauge what the other nigga is on. Any nigga that's driving around with an axe in his car, like he got that nigga is prepared for a different type of battle. That's why Jada ordered. Jada got his shit like he's about to go into the Christian crusades, bro.
SPEAKER_13When you go to my house right behind the front door, nigga, I have this bat that I specifically bought. They sell him on Amazon for 30 bucks. This bat is meant meant to break bones. It's specifically like the the the material of it, nigga, is made nigga to destroy fucking bones. Nigga, I am waiting. No, no, no. I hope that's a good one. No, no, no, continue to say I hope that no one ever in the book.
SPEAKER_02Elias, Elias, did you hear that? That that that sounded like intent.
SPEAKER_13It's like I hope no one ever intrudes into my house. Because nigga, the way nigga, I'ma swing that bat, that's when I'm gonna know if my baseball skills are still there.
SPEAKER_03Because that's the shit. That's the funny shit right there. Because the day it happened, and God forbid it don't, but the day it happened, and he let off a John Carlo Stanton swinging a miss. Yo, R.I.P. the G. Oh my god.
SPEAKER_13That's why you need the machete, nigga. That shit is lightweight, nigga.
SPEAKER_14Can you imagine the cops pull up and they just take the picture? He on the floor with the battery. He like, nigga, damn. So he hit the stanton, bro. He just nigga.
SPEAKER_13And my machete nigga, the shit ain't curved, nigga. That shit got two corners, nigga. That shit is flat. You say your shit not curved? Yeah. Nah.
SPEAKER_02That's crazy. Yo, nigga, I remember the niggas in the corner store by my mom's crib, bro. Whenever the crackers would come in, niggas would take the machete, put it on top of the counter, and be like, yo, stop slapping on the counter.
SPEAKER_03Get the fuck out, bro.
SPEAKER_00Yo, yo, mind you, mind you, while they're doing that, there's niggas at the counter trying to pay for their food. So imagine you're trying to pay for your food and like a. It's a whole machete. You can see a machete like yourself.
SPEAKER_12Like, Damien, three pencil. Damn it, diamond, hey, hey, bet that, bet, bet.
SPEAKER_02And they just be, yo, and the way he used to swing, yo, pause, it's gonna sound crazy. But the way he used to swing that shit, bro. Oh yeah, because you mean like, yo, let me get a bacon and cheese. He's like, yo, my phone, bro. You know how they are. And I'm like, put that down.
SPEAKER_13He said, one soda with the nigga said put that down. What was he putting on? What was he waving in your face? Yeah.
SPEAKER_02That curved machete. Oh, yeah, yeah. It just gets worse and worse. And and that that's that's the fact of the matter. It just gets worse and worse. I mean well, bottom line is I don't go to the pool in the Bronx anymore.
SPEAKER_13The bottom line, the whole point of all of this is that you shouldn't be at work shaking your itty biddies. Is a and I shake I what's that?
SPEAKER_02What's there's a word for men with breasts. Chesticles, man boobs. Is that it? There's there's a word. I don't know. You mean like the actual like no no no there's just like a funny word that they call it. That might be a though. Man boos? But yeah, just don't don't don't shake those either, man. Listen, we have to protect the integrity of Chick-fil-A at all costs. Except for that dog's chicken sandwich, bro. Me and Rose, like I really yo, that was one of my like largest crash-outs on Rose, bro, was over a Chick-fil-A sandwich, man. It was bad. I mean, it's crazy, man, because you could get the surgery, but you still a fat nigga at heart. No, it wasn't even that. Crashing out over a chicken sandwich. I think we went to Sesame Place and the AC in my car was broken. I told you that.
SPEAKER_14Oh nah, yeah, this is a big thing.
SPEAKER_02So we went to Sesame Place and the AC in my car was broken. So we're coming back from Sesame Place. It is hot as balls, my nigga. So we're in the Chick-fil-A. So we're in the Chick-fil-A parking lot, and then first of all, I'm like, alright, bro, I'm gonna go get the food because it's not hot in the car. And everyone's like, no, I'm gonna get it. And I'm just like, oh now she wanna go get the food. So she goes, she wants the AC, nigga. Yo, bro, I'm waiting in the car with the kids, bro. I'm sweating bullets, nigga, like dripping sweat. It's so fucking hot. She called, I told her, let me get a Chick-fil-A deluxe chicken sandwich, bro. I'll get on the highway, like I'm literally like sweating, and I take a bite of the chicken sandwich, and the shit is dry, bro. The shit doesn't have any fucking sauce, and I just start black and I'm like, why the fuck is there no sauce on this shit? I'm just like, sauce is supposed to come on this shit. And Rose is like, I don't know. I don't know. I didn't tell them to put not to put sauce. I'm like, but there's supposed to be sauce. You should have checked if there was sauce on this shit. And she's just like, no, like, there's not. I don't, I don't think, I don't think it comes with sauce. I'm like, did you get sauce? She's just like, no. I'm just like, yo, you know what's crazy? Why, when you get my order, there's always something wrong. But your order, there's never nothing wrong. It's like she does the quality assurance for her order and the kids' orders, but for me, it's whatever the fuck. Yeah, let me just get this, whatever, whatever, whatever. And I'm just blacking because I'm like, bro, there's no way in fucking hell they give you this fucking chicken sandwich with this large ass piece of chicken dry, no fucking sauce, just fucking like chicken, lettuce, and tomatoes, no fucking sauce. And I'm just like, nah, bro, you did some stupid shit, you didn't order it the right way, and I'm just blacking. And like, as I'm blacking and I'm like swinging my arms at her, I just see the sweat like just flying over.
SPEAKER_03And it's just like getting me more fucking bad, nigga. So and sesame place ain't close, bro. So we're in the parking lot, and I'm just starting punching the AC in there.
SPEAKER_02And then niggas want to talk, and niggas want to call me a crash house. Nah, nigga.
SPEAKER_10Nah, and then yo, and then I'm gonna Sesame Place, nigga.
SPEAKER_02Bro, come to five. Driving Sesame Place with no AC, you deserve this, nigga. You deserve this. No, I didn't know it was broken. I didn't know it was like that until because the shit you you know how the shit will work every now and then. That day was that day was the den. Like it was not working at all that day. It never came back. Nigga, I was kicking that shit, it ain't come back. And I was crashing out on my wife, and then I found out later on in the day that none of their chicken sandwiches come with sauce. None of them, it's not a thing for them. Oh my god. You could get Chick-fil-A sauce and just like pour it if that's what you're gonna do, but that's not something they do. And nigga, they don't even put mayonnaise. No, nigga, no. I guess if you ask for it, but the chicken, the the deluxe, it's it's a good chicken sandwich. Like their chick pause, their chicken is juicy chicken. Like, it's not personally, personally, like the Chick-fil-a sauce, like if I was to get it another time, I would just get the Chick-fil-A sauce and just pour it on there. And it would probably be delicious. Yeah, yo, and I bet you it tastes good. Because in my head, I'm just like, bro, I'm thinking the same shit. I'm like, bro, who the fuck would serve this kind of sandwich without no motherfucking sauce? And I just like, that was the one time she was right, bro. Every other time I'd be right, but yo, that one time, dog.
SPEAKER_13You know, nigga, there was one time, nigga. I drove, I don't know where the fuck I was going. But basically, I was driving a car. I was young, I didn't know much about cars, nigga. But the thing was, nigga, that I was driving, I was like, yo, this AC don't work. Nigga, I have that bitch on 60. Nigga, and it felt like hot air was just coming inside the car, nigga. I was like, yo, why the fuck did I drive this shit, nigga? All this when I got home and I told my pops, it was like AC.
SPEAKER_02Yo, the yo, the questions that parents will hit you with in the worst moments, bro. Nigga, he was right, nigga. There was a whole and that's even worse. Nigga, I was that is even worse. I feel like you're not gonna be able to do it.
SPEAKER_13When the question is the worst question ever, and it's right, yo, that's the worst shit in the world. Nigga, because it's that's like my beamer. Nigga, the shit says that if that don't turn on that AC button. If you don't hit the AC button, then the AC don't turn on it.
SPEAKER_02It won't be Yeah, because yeah, but because you could turn on the fan and just have the fans. That's it's a good, it's a I I actually I love that feature. No, you like the heat, nigga. Yeah, because that's why I like to turn on the fan and not the AC sometimes. Nigga, see though, nigga. I was punching my AC. I thought it turned that, bring that nigga back from the dead. He did not come. Nigga sees me.
SPEAKER_13It'd be 90 degrees. This nigga got his AC at 70. It's a straight up, nigga. Straight up. Nigga, be in that bitch nigga roasting. Nigga, that's me. This nigga. I be I be cool as a cucumber.
SPEAKER_02This nigga would have loved Paris, nigga. I got to when I was in Paris, nigga, I got to the fucking. I went to Paris. I'm like, hey, can y'all turn the AC on, please? They're like, the AC is on. The AC is on. They're like, we actually put it on high for you guys because we know you guys are from New York. And I'm just like, gang. That shit is not Paris. 76 degrees in here, big dog. That's Europe in general, bro. All that, all that blasting AC extra freaking cold shit. That's America, bro. That's true. Yeah, but you know what, bro? Europe can't be like that and also not believe in not believe in deodorant. Yeah, that's the part I think. These niggas, I'm not with all that. I don't support that. Wash your ass, put on deodorant, and put on some perfume or some color. When you on the train because like smell good when you leave the house. My wife figured out how to take the train there, bro. When you on the train with a bunch of musty niggas who's holding the bar like this, I mean how you want them to hold how you want them to hold it with their mouth? Bro, I want them to shower.
SPEAKER_03Like I just want them to shower. How else do you hold the bar? I want holding the bar. Like, what they gonna do?
SPEAKER_02You gotta hold it like that. But yeah, I just want niggas to make better decisions.
SPEAKER_04This man is crazy. You need to make better decisions, right? This man.
SPEAKER_13Just because I Oh, it's still recorded.
SPEAKER_09Oh. It's still going. No, I don't know what happened. Yo, don't just be the pro.
SPEAKER_02Alright, no, come on. We could really just end this shit right here. Yo, hey, um, yo, that was episode five. Uh, we ain't we didn't realize that because the computer shut off. I thought it's I thought it's oh 25. I thought it stopped recording, it didn't, but now we actually really gonna stop recording. So facts is just opinion somebody can prove. Nah, man. Uh, yo, uh, support us free, man. We love y'all. Happy to be back. Uh share this episode, share the clips if you see them. Yeah, shout out to y'all. We'll see y'all next week.
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