Episode 33 - "IDGAF"

We back! We open up this episode with a musical trip down memory lane that brings us into a talk about how the brotherhood was initially formed. We then pass into a deeper convo about some of the responses received after C's went public with his stand up comedy. We round out with a conversation about why there always seems to be pushback whenever anyone starts chasing a dream or a passion.

Transcript

SPEAKER_00 0:17

The universe is predicated on the duality of chaos and order. Without these opposites to define each other, it is impossible for life to exist in any dimension. Therefore, you should accept both chaos and order as equally real and necessary.

SPEAKER_03 0:34

Yo, that shit smells mad good, bro.

SPEAKER_05 0:37

You gotta you gotta have a couple of them.

SPEAKER_03 0:38

Nigga, I used to I used to have them.

SPEAKER_09 0:41

Thank you for saying that, bro, because you never know if your shit hitting in until somebody give you a compliment, nigga. Nigga, that shit smells like that look good.

SPEAKER_05 0:48

Like that Avon code. I feel like if I like now that's crazy. Nigga said you were in a nigga said you wearing a door-to-door salesman shit. Nigga, I remember the Avon ladies, nigga. Everybody had an Avon lady in their building, nigga. It's a it's a Middle East. My aunt was probably an Avon lady at some point.

SPEAKER_09 1:06

That's supposed to like smell like uh LV, the imagination.

SPEAKER_03 1:11

Imagination? Yes, is that what that shit? That's the imitation shit that smells like imagination. I I don't know. It depends what you're smelling. Because it's two to that mix. Oh, you layer?

SPEAKER_09 1:19

Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 1:20

I'd be layering my shit is that I I layer bak rot with bar number nine. The grunge shit.

SPEAKER_05 1:28

This nigga layers two luxuries on top of luxury. Yeah, that's just money. That's just money shit. No, no, but that is not nigga. I'm behind the rent. But to me, I always say, like, so everybody to each their to each their own with layering, but my rule for layering is layer like the base layer, something heavy, right? Like one of those luxuries, like baccarat, bon, LV, like one of those heavy, and then come over the top with one of the Arab joints. To me, that's the fucking, that's the secret. For anybody who's ever asked me, that's it right there. I'm not gonna give you the names because that's too much sauce for free. But that's how I do it. I do a heavy baby. And then layer over the top. Yeah, yeah, we recorded it.

SPEAKER_03 2:09

Bro, I that asked so niggas about my my my cologne shit. You want me to do that? Yeah, but again, your pH.

SPEAKER_05 2:15

No, no, no, but every again, niggas can try to take it.

SPEAKER_03 2:20

I got acidic, I got an acidic smell, nigga.

SPEAKER_11 2:22

Yo, because depending on what room I'm in, nigga, this is L V. The only nigga. Nigga.

SPEAKER_05 2:28

Man, good, bro. Your pH your pH determines how shit smells on you, too. So a nigga tomorrow could be like, oh shit, momos layer in bond number nine with baccarat. And then they could layer it the same way. It's not gonna smell the same. It's not gonna smell the same way.

SPEAKER_21 2:40

That shit be bit my skin be bleaching my clothes. I don't know if they could. I don't think the issue with those two colognes is about layering. I think it's about affording. It's about affording them shits first. You gotta afford to layer, nigga. That's some niggas. Some niggas can't even get to baccarat.

SPEAKER_08 2:57

You got niggas layering baccarat.

SPEAKER_05 3:00

If some niggas rent, if some niggas rent is just that, nigga, God bless. Nigga, I'm god blessed. Oh no, it's a fact. It's a fact. Yeah, it's it's a fact.

SPEAKER_06 3:10

That's like a nigga mixing, that's like a nigga mixing Don Julio 1974. 1974. 1942, 1974.

SPEAKER_05 3:18

No, niggas 42. Broke boy, bro.

SPEAKER_03 3:22

That's how you know nigga. That's how you know a nigga don't got a nigga say, yo, Don Julio. They said, let me get reposado.

SPEAKER_08 3:28

Yes, nigga, a good nigga said reposado, man.

SPEAKER_05 3:31

Mad confidence. This nigga was gonna be in the bar, yo. Let me get that 1974. This nigga was gonna hit me with E and J, nigga.

SPEAKER_06 3:40

I'm glad y'all told me this because nigga fucking where's it? The fucking Dykman nigga, they they would have shit it on me.

SPEAKER_09 3:47

No, Papi, it's not 74 here. We don't do that.

SPEAKER_05 3:51

It's 74. It's okay. Nah, nigga. No, no, 1942. Okay, let me see.

SPEAKER_03 4:02

That was the kind of nigga.

SPEAKER_21 4:03

That was like this nigga at Mateo's wedding who said, he's like, yo, what drink should I get? Nigga was under 21. I was like, bro, like what kind of drink do you like? He was like, yo, I like something sweet. I was like, yo, Malibu is normally sweet. So I started naming shit, and I like cocktails and shit. Nigga goes, uh he was like, Alright, but you gotta remember, you're not 21, so you gotta act like you know what you ordering. Nigga goes to the bar, he was like, Can I get some Malibu? The bartender goes, okay, with what? Nigga looked around and said, with Hennessy, nigga said, let me say that. Nigga said, let me see your idea. Nigga said, let me see y'all.

SPEAKER_08 4:43

That nah now that nigga mixed the mixed the baccarat and the bottom nine for real. Because what the fuck is wrong with that nigga, bro?

SPEAKER_03 4:51

Nah, but but actually, actually, the actual trick is Tom Ford wild cherry with bakra, because it gives it the cherry, the sweeter vanilla.

SPEAKER_05 5:01

Yeah. You can do that with one of the Arab cherry bombs. Save your Tom Ford.

SPEAKER_09 5:08

No, that's a fact, because you you're gonna get the projection from the baccarat. Exactly. The bakra is gonna do most of the heavy lifting. But you don't want too much.

SPEAKER_05 5:16

That's why I say that's why I say not to layer two of the heavy luxury shits because they both project crazy. Yeah. Oh dear. But again, I mean, to be honest, I never, maybe again, it matters with your pH because like I've never run into Moise and be like, damn, this nigga swam in the cologne today. You know what I mean? So I guess he never smelled cologne on him, period. No, I smell cologne on him. Because nigga, the baccarat, I have I would I wear I have baccarat too, so I like that shit, nigga. This nigga just try to call Moise a stink nigga, bro. You got caught that shit?

SPEAKER_03 5:48

Best smelling nigga you ever got in here. Nah, you wildin'. Let me tell you, sir. You wildin'. Nigga, smell this shit. Tell you about Ron.

SPEAKER_02 5:56

Ain't no cologne, bro.

SPEAKER_05 5:59

My nigga Ron Browns. That nigga smell like anything. Nigga, it smells like that shit that makes your soul burn, nigga. Shit. Like a nice. Yo, rest in peace to Ron. We haven't seen him. I don't think that nigga around a while. That house clean. You think he's still keeping on? Yeah, nigga. Ron Browns is dead? No. Nah. Now we're talking about the nigga said B. We talking about the vagrant who used to frequent Eucharist at St. Peter and Paul. You never ran into Ron. Yeah, Ron. Nigga, that's why I called him Ron Browns, nigga.

SPEAKER_03 6:33

You got that man Ron.

SPEAKER_05 6:35

Yeah, you got five dollars? No, we haven't seen him in years.

SPEAKER_03 6:37

He's gonna come back, nigga. He gonna sit in the shit.

SPEAKER_05 6:44

That nigga was funny as fuck. Have we seen him post-COVID though?

unknown 6:47

Nah.

SPEAKER_03 6:48

Nah, yeah, hell yeah, nigga. Cause I was already I was I was in the church. Nigga, that nigga came and he smelled like cat piss, bro. Like wildin'. Nah, yeah, you wild it. Nigga, nigga talking about Great Samaritan shit, nigga. But when that nigga sit next to you, nigga, you you be like, God damn, nigga, why don't we get he came back?

SPEAKER_05 7:04

Look at Great Samaritan shit, nigga. The whole the whole reason that I'm a cancer is so that I never have to run the risk of any bullshit.

SPEAKER_04 7:10

Like nigga, I sit, my seat is assigned every celebration, nigga.

SPEAKER_21 7:15

I don't sit next to no fuck shit. I never forgot. I never forgot. I know that nigga's been around after COVID, nigga, because we had Giada, nigga. And there was one you girl. Oh, he tried to touch her. No, not that he tried. He grabbed a whole hand. Oh my god. He was like, hey little girl. Nigga, I was like, yeah, I got so tight. And then of course my retarded ass kid just goes, nigga, and tries to put a hand in the shit. That shit ain't nothing, nigga.

SPEAKER_03 7:38

I put a some fucking random ass lady put a finger in my mouth. I mean, she wasn't random for you that night. She was there. She was there. She let him. Nigga, she was a guy. It was a girl, nigga. It was some, not girl, it was an old crackhead. You gotta say this.

SPEAKER_05 7:56

I was thinking it was some freak nasty.

SPEAKER_04 8:00

Sound crazy as hell.

SPEAKER_03 8:02

Listen, what happened was we went out for somebody's bachelor party. We went out drinking. We was chilling, we were having fun. Ha ha ha ha. I got overly excessively uh bopped, and no one could save me. I bought mad bacon, egg, and cheese, and that wasn't helping me. My wife was trying to help me. She was like, drink water, drink lime juice, drink this. Until random ass crackhead black lady came out of nowhere and said, I got you, honey. And just put salt in her finger and put it over. It was not salty.

SPEAKER_20 8:38

What happened? She said, Hey, baby, this cocaine.

SPEAKER_21 8:41

She was like, She was like, put his finger, put your finger in his mouth. And Ashley tried and thinking she didn't want to go. She was violated by she saw Ashley struggling and she said, Move over, baby, I got it. Yo, say, I'm not even joking. Ashley was like this to this nigga's mouth. She was finger banging his mouth. Ash, Ashley. And Moise was liking that. And then the lady goes and she was like, yo, he's not throwing up. Because that was the whole point. We were trying to make him throw up so that all that alcohol could leave his body. We were only there, nigga, for like two hours. Nigga was only like eight o'clock because we had gotten there because they wanted to record some shit. This nigga did the DJ Izzy that night.

SPEAKER_09 9:19

Yeah, nigga, we were there early as shit. Yo, shout out my nigga Meek, bro. That nigga would really go to a spot with niggas, get dumb clap, go outside, make himself throw up, come back in and start drinking again, bro.

SPEAKER_06 9:32

Yo, but he'll really tell you, like, yo, yo, I gotta go throw up.

SPEAKER_05 9:36

Nah, but Jameek was real for that. Nah, shout out to that. Nigga, that shit never failed him. Nigga, we would be in spots, nigga. Jameek would be like, yo, I'm bang. Yeah, I'll be right back. Nigga, come back. You won't see that nigga for like 20, 30 minutes. Nah, but. The next time you see him, he got a drink in his hand. He's sipping, vibing, mad energy. You like, oh shit, my nigga, where you was at? Said, nah, nigga, I went to throw up. You be like, what? He's like, yeah, nigga, I'm I'm back, nigga. We continue in the night. I was like, aye.

SPEAKER_21 10:03

Nah, nigga, but the issue with that lady was that she realized that none of us could make this nigga throw up. She was like, he needs some salt, nigga. Nobody wanna go get salt. All of us. She just whipped out of salt. She just went like this, nigga. We were in it, we were in a deli though.

SPEAKER_05 10:19

Yeah. We were in a deli. I because I think she went and grabbed one of the salt things right there.

SPEAKER_21 10:23

Nigga, she just digged inside her breast and said like this.

SPEAKER_11 10:30

Hold on, man.

SPEAKER_03 10:33

Yo, what the hell? Hold on, baby. This cocaine. Nigga, since that day, I've always had tonsillitis, bro. Nah, nigga. Yo.

SPEAKER_21 10:43

That shit had to be the funniest shit. Nah, nigga, she deviled it. Wait, did it, did it nigga work though? Nigga, I don't know what happened to me.

SPEAKER_05 10:49

Nah, she saved his life. I think I think he was gonna have alcohol poisoning at night. Real talk. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Like the shape that he was in was like.

SPEAKER_09 10:56

Nigga, either he got alcohol poisoning or poisoning from her, nigga.

SPEAKER_03 11:00

I don't even be getting drunk like that, nigga. Nah, you you went crazy. Nigga, we was wilding. No, we is that canon with people, bro. You see how niggas do wild shit and then all of a sudden they start speaking French?

SPEAKER_05 11:09

I hate when niggas do some crazy shit. Now they want to speak French. Relax, Wemby. That was you. Nigga, we were normal. Mois was on timing, bro. Nigga, y'all nigga, none of us was like. Bro, we was all bob. Not like you, my nigga. You was on another planet, Mois.

SPEAKER_03 11:24

That wasn't, but that wasn't that that Basha party, though, because that was the one that was. No, it wasn't, because I had to get the only Basha party that are over there. No, so I don't I don't even think it was that day, bro, because that day was the nigga from Jersey, the nigga from CT. That they when we pulled back up to the house, that they were yakking in the crib, that this nigga pissed the best. They were all there. Nah, because I had to drop off Ashley. I took my car and I took Ashley and then uh um I say I left with with these two niggas in a cab. We had to send them home because niggas was wildin with with niggas sister. That was all that night. Nah, I can be because I drove, bro. So y'all niggas let me drive. Yes. That shit really.

SPEAKER_05 12:05

Hold on, hold on, hold on. The crackhead building. Hold on, hold on, hold on. You hear this nigga? Y'all niggas let me drive. Nigga, it's you. Nigga, you was like, nah, I'm good, bro. I'm good, bro. I'm taking Ashley.

SPEAKER_06 12:15

That's how you gonna sound that's how you're gonna sound when you testify. Yo, these niggas let me drive, man.

SPEAKER_08 12:20

I was in no shape to make these decisions. I don't know who gave me my keys.

SPEAKER_21 12:27

Nigga, that nigga, y'all brought up the whole shit about like yakking and coming back, nigga. That shit reminds me of this nigga Ralphie. This nigga Ralphie. You remember that one time we were in your backyard? Uh huh. And all of a sudden he's like, yo, bro, I'm out, nigga. I'm Bob. Nigga, Ralphie disappeared for like two hours. And all of a sudden just popped right back up in the back. Nigga was like, yo, bro, I think I'm good. Nigga was just like, all right, now I ordered my Uber. Nigga left, came back an hour later. Nigga said, nah, bro, I'm good now. I was like, God damn.

SPEAKER_03 13:01

Nah, he left like five times. Nigga was that green label, nigga. I don't know where y'all niggas have brought out that antique fucking Don Perry on from 1988.

SPEAKER_21 13:10

See, now you're mixing stories. That one was that New Year's. With that every nigga, that nigga, yo they grusao, nigga.

SPEAKER_03 13:17

Yo, they nigga, them stories is fucked, nigga. Because, bro, all I remember, bro, was in that, that was the night. Wasn't that the night, nigga? We went out for a walk and shit. Why did we go out for a walk, all of us? I don't know, nigga. We were about. You remember that shit, bro? What day? Nigga, I think it was a new year, and then we all went out for a walk with Ralphie. New Year? Oh, when I lived on Zariga. Yeah. We didn't go out for a walk, nigga. Why didn't we smoke? But why we started walking? I don't know. Because Ralphie got lost, nigga. So we went to go get Ralphie's? We went to try to find that nigga.

SPEAKER_02 13:49

Did you guys got the same night? No, that was here. Ralphie came here and that was the night that yeah.

SPEAKER_05 13:53

No, Ralphie did that shit multiple times. This is not a one-time affair. Nigga, that Ralphie, if you're listening, you see what I mean? We still keeping your legend alive, bro.

SPEAKER_03 14:03

That nigga rapping a car right now, nigga. That nigga not focused on that.

SPEAKER_04 14:08

At this time.

SPEAKER_03 14:09

Probably, nigga, because then when that nigga was in my crib, that nigga was rapping a car. They got at four in the morning. That's what started the whole beef with the lady upstairs. The guy was like, yo, Ralphie, what are we doing? He was like, nigga, chill. Don't worry. I'm about to finish. It's my house though, bro. Like, nigga, don't worry about it. Just go to bed, nigga. I'm almost done. I I literally went to bed. Yo, Ralph.

SPEAKER_05 14:32

Telling somebody in their own house to go to bed is crazy. It's like, bro, not yo, what killed me, nigga? Just go to bed, bro. Relax.

SPEAKER_03 14:39

What killed me was that you're better screening. Nah, nigga. What killed me was when that nigga hit me with the shit that he was like, it was like, bro, not nigga, if you're gonna be in here, you you blowin' my shit. I'm like, my boy.

SPEAKER_05 14:54

Yo, this nigga sons you, Momo.

SPEAKER_08 14:56

My house, bro.

SPEAKER_05 14:58

Momo, you let that nigga son you in that house? For sure. This nigga Moy says bust.

SPEAKER_04 15:05

Let me say. Yo, I don't know. This is shit that nigga for sure niggas that they fuck with, bro.

SPEAKER_21 15:11

Nigga, yo, there's stories for days for that nigga. Cause I remember the one time where that nigga first started working on cars, nigga. Something said, yo, I told that nigga to change my backlights. Nigga, someone said, yo, I'm driving. All I hear is beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep. Yo, nigga said, yo, nigga, every car that pulled up behind me, nigga, it was just honking the horn. Nigga, I finally get home, nigga. Both my backlights.

SPEAKER_08 15:44

I think I remember. Yo, it was like, he had like a CRV, I think.

SPEAKER_03 15:49

Yeah, yeah, yeah. No nigga. And then the other shit that he said, nigga, I was like, bro, I just told him to tint the fucking back. Bro, he tinted the whole car, bro. Nigga just be using niggas' cars as projects, bro.

SPEAKER_05 16:01

Nigga, you ever, if you heard that saying, if you give them an inch, they'll take a mile. Nigga, if you give Ralphie an inch, that nigga take a whole continent, nigga.

SPEAKER_09 16:11

You know what's crazy? In the auto world, nigga, you'll take that, nigga, because shit like that be expensive, nigga.

SPEAKER_03 16:18

Nah, nigga, but the shit is that that nigga's driver, he rapped my nigga pilot, nigga.

SPEAKER_02 16:22

He definitely in my garage, it was your car that was fucking me up for three months.

SPEAKER_05 16:27

Yes, sir, nigga. Nigga, you you talking shit, nigga. I just need to drive a car for three months.

SPEAKER_03 16:32

I needed to drive, nigga. And then nigga told me, nigga said, nigga said, yo, why's it though mad at me, my nigga? This shit nigga blowin' my. He need to let me work. I'm like, he gotta get to work, nigga. Nigga, let me work. He was like, nigga, I gotta get this shit done. Professional jobs get done like this, nigga.

SPEAKER_05 16:52

They're not gonna tugging on the mo. It's episode 33. She got blood on her toes. We back, yeah. Had to take a little break and we back on y'all, man. What's up? Pacho, hollater.

SPEAKER_21 17:05

710 joke. We don't do po come in my town. You can fuck with me and Loto.

SPEAKER_17 17:10

It goes down. I'ma pop a cherry way before we hit the celly.

SPEAKER_03 17:16

I was right, I don't know if I love ya. Or I just wanna fuck you. Either way going down.

SPEAKER_21 17:27

Damn, nigga. I swear to God, nigga. Music in our time, nigga, was different, right?

SPEAKER_05 17:35

Yes, sir. In case you ain't know, so I don't give a shit about the music with the YouTube no more. They can suck a d we came to Alo Foca, nigga said kick.

SPEAKER_03 17:49

Fuck kick. Lo super chat.

SPEAKER_05 17:54

Los super chat. Mama Meluche. Sell us down. Freezing cold. You saw Alo Fuck is a rapper? That nigga's a rapper.

SPEAKER_21 18:06

He's running for the presidency. Nigga, that nigga's Kanye West for real, nigga. Fuck are you talking about? Nigga, he's a Donald Trump, nigga. This is what Donald Trump has given you.

SPEAKER_05 18:16

Donald Trump don't got no bars though.

SPEAKER_03 18:17

Oh wait for it. I don't know if I love ya.

SPEAKER_19 18:23

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Gonna know you with the pick and roll. Young and flamey in single mode.

SPEAKER_21 18:31

Yo, I remember the moment when that shit came in.

SPEAKER_05 18:35

We ain't need to make it to the room. She got it wasn't. I'm skipping because hip hop lost a great one. We lost a great one. So RIP. Yep. To my nigga. Right here.

SPEAKER_19 18:54

Hey, hey. She loves who I am. Back in high school, I used to bust it to the dance. Now I hit the FEO with duffels in my hand. I didn't have a Zan. 13 hours till I land. Have me out like a light. Like a light. Like a light. Slap through the flight. Isn't this the shit that y'all nigga was supposed to come into, nigga? But your wedding. And he put the wrong he put the wrong part of the song.

SPEAKER_03 19:21

No, he put the wrong song, then put the wrong entrance. Then put the wrong part, yo. Nigga, nobody was more tight than me.

SPEAKER_05 19:26

You know my OCD was tight. Nigga, I had a whole dance playing.

SPEAKER_03 19:29

I mean, this is why nigga you get bobbed before the wedding, nigga. Well, not after the ceremony, nigga.

SPEAKER_19 19:36

That's what I like. That's what we did. Dave came in with us, too. My respect.

SPEAKER_05 19:40

Nah. Day wasn't there. It was his birthday. Biggest regrets, bro. For what?

SPEAKER_03 19:45

Shots that I took.

SPEAKER_05 19:46

Biggest regrets, dog.

SPEAKER_03 19:47

Like I'm booked. Like I'm listening. Wait, what did I not go to my wedding, nigga?

SPEAKER_09 19:53

Don't worry, bro. I'm gonna be there for the 10 years. Did I make 10 years already? Nah.

SPEAKER_03 19:58

I gotta make sure that's the first one. Eight years nigga this year, bro. Eight years is this.

SPEAKER_06 20:03

That shit's coming, bro. Look. Damn I just flipped the switch.

SPEAKER_19 20:07

Flip, flip. I don't know. Nobody else is doing this.

SPEAKER_05 20:11

Body start to drop. A. Hit the float.

SPEAKER_19 20:15

I they wanna know me since I'm gonna do it. But you said RIP the hoop? It's a rolling not a stop. Watch shit will never stop. Tay Keith. Nigga, I was like, wait, what did Drake do?

SPEAKER_05 20:25

I was like, the news. Nigga said Drake died. I'm playing my two favorite.

SPEAKER_11 20:30

Him and Ron Brown's in the same way. I don't know if I can handle that.

SPEAKER_05 20:34

I'm playing my two favorite Tay Keith joints to start us out. Catch me because I'm gone. How to then I'm gone. I go from six to twenty-three like I'm LeBron. Serving up a pack. Serving up a pack.

SPEAKER_04 20:47

Oh no, LeBron lines is over. Unless it's a diss.

SPEAKER_05 20:51

Don't ask me about 23 of me no more.

SPEAKER_19 20:54

Take a look. Hey. I'm a boss splitter. I'm a hard hitter. Yeah, I'm light skinned, but I'm still a dog nigga. I'm a wig splitter. I'm a tall figure. I'm an unforgiving wild ass dog nigga.

SPEAKER_09 21:08

Yo, who you think could beat the starting five of niggas that Drake got beef with? I'm a grave. That's a crazy starting five.

SPEAKER_06 21:15

Drake got mad. Drake can beat me. Nigga got beef with John Morant. Um, who is it? DeMar DeRozan, Dylan Brooks. That's already four. And I feel like there's one missing.

SPEAKER_19 21:31

Don't never stop. Nah, he does.

SPEAKER_06 21:32

Maybe Westbrook too, because he was at the pop out. That's a crazy starting five, bro.

SPEAKER_05 21:36

I already know what it is. He got a lot. They gotta go back to fabulous love. That started with fab. Now we doing fab love. Fuck it.

SPEAKER_20 21:44

What's up, son? What's up, Fabo? Hey man, I got that black amex with me. AK that does that.

SPEAKER_05 21:50

This is where niggas used to talk a lot of shit before they started rapping.

SPEAKER_06 21:55

Whenever we have a moment, I got a crazy hot take that I want y'all to hear.

SPEAKER_21 22:03

I love you.

SPEAKER_03 22:09

That's Ray J. Hey, that's the dream.

SPEAKER_05 22:13

These are all fabulous songs I'm playing right now. We don't get his flowers. We give him his flowers.

SPEAKER_06 22:18

Speaking of niggas that died, Ray J was supposed to die like six months ago. Didn't he say he had like two months to live? That nigga wanna had a whole box in my bag. Nigga had a whole box.

SPEAKER_03 22:27

Nah, that nigga had to, he dominated social media. That nigga funny.

SPEAKER_06 22:32

Yo, I think he gets two for the boxing.

SPEAKER_03 22:37

Let me hear me say. Nah, he was strolling, he was trolling.

SPEAKER_20 22:46

Like go Jane, goodbye.

SPEAKER_03 22:54

Uh oh yo, nigga. Niggas you could be riding in the training and be like one. Talk about riding to the train. This was me, nigga.

SPEAKER_05 23:01

In middle school, nigga.

SPEAKER_21 23:03

Shout out IS217, nigga. Nigga, my my my introduction to fab was I was that holla back and you got a yo nigga. Then you gotta that was a moment in time. These niggas can't breathe when I come through. Home tooth, come to try to be 20 men.

SPEAKER_20 23:20

It's not even funny, they can't. It's up clothes too tight. Clint was too right. You know what? You right. These bitches can't they hard racing, they start chasing when I slow fast, when I blow past that they can't in the presence of the man. Your future look better than your past when you're pressing with the man. You niggas can't share my air. I walk a mile in the pair I wear, and I'm getting better year by year, like they say wanna do. Cops couldn't change me if they go to canine school. Nigga, that nigga.

SPEAKER_03 23:51

Oh my god, bro. Now you when whenever niggas go down this rabbit hole to old shit.

SPEAKER_09 23:59

I got these broke niggas looking at me like they choking on a chicken bone.

SPEAKER_03 24:03

One of the best ad lives in hip hop. Nice. Oh yes. Nigga. Now you gotta throw some 3P on this bitch, bro. You gotta be started, nigga. Hey yo. Oh yeah.

SPEAKER_20 24:24

I dead them all now.

SPEAKER_04 24:25

I buy the casket. They shouldn't rest you or whoever dressed you.

SPEAKER_20 24:29

Ain't gonna stress you.

SPEAKER_04 24:30

But I'ma let you know, girl.

SPEAKER_21 24:32

You be killing up. Nigga, you be killing up, girl. You be the greatest hood of the song ever, nigga. Into you, huh? Oh fuck, I forgot about that. But nigga, that's on the list. Make you better, nigga. Shorty straight. Uh him and near.

SPEAKER_05 24:46

First 48. I got you.

SPEAKER_10 24:47

You make me better. Like the best money that I ever spent. Just watching my cutie pie. He got too much pride. Her feeling killing her.

SPEAKER_20 25:01

I call it suicide. Looking good, has the sacrifices. Chilly weather brings four figure jacket prices. Her body nice. Name McCassady the Hustler.

SPEAKER_15 25:13

And I brought two of my niggas with me. And we about to shut the industry down. Hey yo, we let's get it popped.

SPEAKER_18 25:19

Sorry. This the Southside got affected with your mouth five. No, do it right here. How about later on for everybody home? Bitch you fuckin' with. We're the F baby.

SPEAKER_10 25:34

Riding with your bitch got keys to the I'm flying on the whip.

SPEAKER_18 25:39

Young carter sliding out, I'm flying in a whip. Higher than an angel, uh hotter than the devil. Or kettle. But metal let them burn like a reverse up. I come riding like Mercer. Eagle Street, I'm throwing my curve up. We take it ice, we're gonna take it.

SPEAKER_10 26:00

I got blown up like turbult.

SPEAKER_04 26:05

I would never skip wheezy.

SPEAKER_10 26:07

But gotta hit fab on this. But nowadays you can't put it past them. I got a damn marina arm, I'm about to throw some bullets past them. I don't jump ship, I keep pulling the line. As long as I keep throwing them fine.

SPEAKER_20 26:31

I'm gonna deep sucking niggas deep throat in the nine.

SPEAKER_10 26:35

I jumped in the English chip, whip. It's terminated too throwing the engine.

SPEAKER_09 26:41

I mean, as good as Fab did, man, he probably got the third best on that song.

SPEAKER_04 26:46

Nigga, cause Cassidy was in his bag and Wayne was Wayne was Wayne. Wayne won. You could have featured Wayne as one on that song. I love Cassidy.

SPEAKER_05 26:56

Nah, Wayne was the he violated. If you thought you were fine. I didn't let him go first, yeah.

SPEAKER_12 27:00

You make me better. You make me better. You make me better. You make me better.

SPEAKER_05 27:05

This was the ghetto love. I sang this shit to seven different bitches. And I was lying to all of them. You plus me, and niggas better mad. Give your boy a good look, but she might have.

SPEAKER_10 27:18

I'm already bossin'.

SPEAKER_05 27:20

Already flossin'. Why I had a cake if it ain't got the sweet frosting.

SPEAKER_20 27:24

Yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_10 27:25

You're keeping me on my A game.

SPEAKER_20 27:28

This is not nigga.

SPEAKER_03 27:29

C's used to be on the 42 bus, nigga, thinking they listened into something.

SPEAKER_09 27:33

This is when C had girls calling niggas.

SPEAKER_05 27:36

If niggas really knew what I was listening to, nigga, they would not be fucking with me. I kept singing this song to them. That's all they was calling. I had to have Zay answer the phone, nigga.

SPEAKER_06 27:43

Nigga, I would answer the phone and be like, yo, can I speak to Leo? He would be like, who's that? And I'll be like, Jasmine. He'd be like, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah. Nigga, he was saying that shit like she can't hear. Nigga, she's right on the phone. She hear the nigga saying, yo, who's that? And then I told him, what I told you. Nigga was like, yo, to her is dead. Nigga used to have me break up with women on the phone, bro.

SPEAKER_04 28:06

That's my real day one. That nigga did that shit too.

SPEAKER_08 28:09

Nigga, I'm not your day one for that. I ain't have no bitches, nigga.

SPEAKER_04 28:12

You did that shit though.

SPEAKER_08 28:14

You got me curling, bitches. I ain't have no bitches, bro. I was about to be like start dirty macin.

SPEAKER_06 28:19

Like yo, yo, you deserve better, baby.

SPEAKER_03 28:22

I know who a nigga that was. I know a nigga that was really dirty macin, nigga. Any fucking girl nigga spoke to. That's my that's my go-to brother, nigga.

SPEAKER_02 28:34

That nigga, that nigga, that nigga swore he was 13 with me, nigga.

SPEAKER_03 28:38

If I was 13, he was 13. If I was 17, that nigga was 17.

SPEAKER_05 28:47

Y'all didn't have the fabulous flowers on your bingo card for this episode. Nigga, so if my 17-year-old show was talking to a 16-year-old nigga, that nigga was 17 with me, nigga. The funny thing is he's saying all this while youngin' is on. While youngin' is on, it's crazy. Nigga said if she 13, we 13, nigga. One of my PG.

SPEAKER_06 29:13

He had me meet women that he was fucking with, and they would tell me his name, and that shit would not be his name, bro. I'd be like, who the fuck are you talking about? Yes.

SPEAKER_05 29:24

Nigga told bitches his name was Itachi, nigga. Bro. And they believed it, bro. They believed that shit. Yo, you fuck with Itachi? I'm like, bitch, from Naruto.

SPEAKER_18 29:34

Nigga said Sasuke's brother.

SPEAKER_03 29:37

Nigga said Sasuke's brother, nigga. Didn't he die? What happened? Didn't Sasuke take a shot again. Yo, sis.

SPEAKER_11 29:42

I'm like, Emily, baby, this is a black man from 170. You really think his name is Itachi Uji, huh?

SPEAKER_02 29:49

I don't know, because he look like it. He sings very nice.

SPEAKER_10 29:56

Roddy. Y'all know as well I do.

SPEAKER_21 29:58

Damn, I haven't seen Gary in years. I need Gary to sing.

SPEAKER_04 30:03

That nigga sing mad good. Alright. This is one of my this is the last one. It's my favorite fabulous verse. Alright, come on.

SPEAKER_17 30:13

Pipe down.

SPEAKER_12 30:14

Don't in that chat.

SPEAKER_04 30:15

He's at the end, right? Yeah, yeah. No, that's not like Unwelly.

SPEAKER_21 30:21

He might be at the time.

SPEAKER_09 30:22

I think he has the first verse.

SPEAKER_05 30:27

Alright, we're gonna figure this out.

SPEAKER_10 30:28

I'm just trying to see.

SPEAKER_05 30:31

There we go, there we go. We're not doing fab like that.

SPEAKER_04 30:34

It's one of my favorite fab verses, nigga. It's a little bit more than a little bit.

SPEAKER_10 30:38

I was down, but they see I'm now nigga.

SPEAKER_09 30:44

I ain't gonna lie, the year this came out was a good year. I don't remember what year that was. Nigga said it was COVID. It might have been COVID. Nah, it might have been, bro. I'm trying to remember. I just remember I went out a couple times that year.

SPEAKER_03 30:58

Nigga, it be songs. It be songs like this that have them Puerto Rican niggas uh 2018. The blast of music nigga.

SPEAKER_05 31:05

You got married around, yeah. You got married in 2014, though 20 2020. Oh yeah, you COVID, that's right. I'm bugging.

SPEAKER_11 31:12

Who's got married in 2018?

SPEAKER_05 31:14

Because I'm 17. You 2018. Yeah. Jedi was in the beginning of yeah, yeah, that's true. I I count Jedi in 2017. Nigga, we was it was a run of marriages, nigga. That was a year. One time from y'all heard my nigga new shit? Damn, what happened to Real Atalamorto? Nigga, you wanna know what happened? That nigga got some fire out, nigga. I sent it to Zay, because that's Zay's man, nigga.

SPEAKER_02 31:39

Yo, funniest shit about Zah Fuck with my nigga new shit though, nigga. Nah, nigga.

SPEAKER_05 31:54

Dann niggas said, I'm winning, nigga. This shit fire.

SPEAKER_01 32:06

No, he got eight.

SPEAKER_04 32:11

Hey, listen, I tried.

SPEAKER_09 32:13

Nah, nah, leave it, leave it, leave it, leave it. Nah, he's just he was on the he was on the bad poke. Now he's back on the good stuff. He got the good shit.

SPEAKER_04 32:20

He hit up Chris He hit up Chris Brown's dealer, nigga. Chris Brown had A soup. He looked like it.

SPEAKER_03 32:30

Hey, man. Man, one of these days, bro, can we go down a Lil Wayne like rabbit hole, nigga? Ladies and gentlemen.

SPEAKER_05 32:40

We back. If we did a Lil Wayne rabbit hole, that's gonna take the first hour of the episode. Damn, bro.

SPEAKER_22 32:46

We gotta fuck it.

SPEAKER_05 32:47

Nah, man, but you're right, you're right. Cause I mean, Lil Wayne is the soundtrack to our friendship, I feel like. I feel like every night that I would go, because one of the things that we used to do, that kind of like short up our bond. Like I would say, like how me and the Death Rosarios became brothers in the first place. I think a lot of niggas get the story wrong. Niggas think it's cause we was going out and clubbing and all that shit, whatever. That really community. No, it's no. See, that's the thing. I think a lot of niggas think it was the SP Patron or LQ, whatever the ball. It really wasn't. It really wasn't those nights, nigga. The brotherhood.

SPEAKER_06 33:25

Nah, nigga. The brotherhood was Orally, nigga. Orally, not a fucking raptor. This is the shit y'all used to do and nigga Caesar come home like, yo, bro, why you never pop out? Yeah, nigga, you need to see this shit too, nigga. The fuck?

SPEAKER_05 33:41

I always knew that Zay, I always knew that Zay was gonna be a part of this brotherhood because he's my brother. So I was just like, bro, like you might as well join up now, my nigga, because you know.

SPEAKER_03 33:50

Not until you invite niggas to 4th of July and they always hit you with an excuse, nigga. Nigga, I was there last year. He was there last year.

SPEAKER_21 33:56

Because your whole family went, nigga. Or niggas go to Queens. I didn't even know they was going to. Or niggas go to Queens and don't show and go to the zoo and don't even show up by a house.

SPEAKER_09 34:07

I used the Bronx. Those subliminals are for Rosalina. I do not take Zay.

SPEAKER_05 34:13

Zay wasn't even at the zoo. I've been to the Queen Zoo? No. And if it's to me, I wouldn't go, nigga. Yeah, my gulla boy ass believe in shit. I was saying the shit, the brotherhood was actually formed in nice when I used to pull up to the crib, today's crib, um, throwback to the Zariga. Uh no, no, Casual Hill. Casual Hill. Seward. So I said Zarega. Because I would take Zariga down there to get there. Seward, nigga. Pull up to the fucking crib. Go upstairs, pull up with fucking 24 pack of beers. Niggas already got a 24 pack of beers there. Nigga, fresh packs of cigs. Sit down at the table. Fucking just start drinking, talking shit. Probably about a lot of you bitches. Just talking shit, drinking, smoking cigarettes, and at some point in the night, the phone, nigga, not even no speaker, nigga. Fresh off the phone, nigga. Just start bumping the same little Wayne bangers, nigga, every time. Three P, Mr. Carter, nigga. Everything. All the fucking shit. Mr.

SPEAKER_02 35:13

Carter.

SPEAKER_05 35:14

Mega Man, six foot seven, a melee, rapping every fucking lyric, word for word, nigga, just vibing, nigga. Me, G, Momo, Misael, nigga, just fucking vibing. When Kanye dropped that zoom, it's to the point where it's to the point where it's to the point where I'm pretty sure how I'm pretty sure how to make a spit a melee start to finish. New Godflow.

SPEAKER_03 35:34

Yo, bro, nah nah nah. Can we do this episode that, bro? I'm pretty sure you got a lot of shit you want to talk about, but let the niggas get a feel of what we used to do, bro.

SPEAKER_21 35:43

Nigga, that shit was like step on date next to they can't breathe. Latin up just like that.

SPEAKER_05 35:50

I'm not gonna lie, nigga. New Godflo went platinum just because of the four of us. Yo, like, I'm not gonna lie, nigga. Just because of the four, nigga, we played that motherfucker.

SPEAKER_02 36:00

Hold up, I ain't trying to stump, man. But the Yeezys jumped over the jump, man.

SPEAKER_09 36:05

Nigga, that went from most hated to the championship. Champion Godfloe, I guess that's a feeling over me and Lebrono.

SPEAKER_05 36:12

Ooh!

SPEAKER_12 36:14

Oh shit!

SPEAKER_18 36:16

That party party that party.

SPEAKER_05 36:19

Even Nazi.

SPEAKER_18 36:20

Yo, this is episode 33. If you don't like it, keep it pushing, bitch. I pull holes in everything else.

SPEAKER_20 36:31

New guy clothes for everything else. Nick's in five, nigga. They write it in bold letters. They love a nigga. Spirit like Pac at the coachella.

SPEAKER_17 36:40

They said push the fit with the umbrella. But I was good with the yay as a whole teller.

SPEAKER_20 36:50

Mess with a co-killer.

SPEAKER_17 36:52

I came up with more gets to rhyme with them.

SPEAKER_18 36:55

95 when Puff would have had time with him. Mess today, Tony's road gold on him.

SPEAKER_10 37:03

And it's going to be.

SPEAKER_03 37:10

Damn, yo, this she used to bring a nigga. This is Bob niggas shit. Niggas had a little bit of liquor. Niggas was drinking well.

SPEAKER_05 37:18

I just got a little bit of liquor all over the floor.

SPEAKER_03 37:20

Niggas eyes close when they singin'. That's all nigga was fired. We got Z nigga. One more mic for me, Say, nigga. From day next to they can't breathe. Line tell you dreams.

SPEAKER_20 37:37

Multiplies by threes. Let them all up and let's just see. Fuck them, yay. Fuck them, yay. I wouldn't bitch on them niggas with grandma and yay.

SPEAKER_18 37:49

Charge A. This shit is luxury bombane. I definitely bar lane, I'm all raid. I think the stole in the garden.

SPEAKER_20 37:58

What's the king without a crown, nigga? What's a circus without you clown niggas? What's the without a town, nigga? When you floodin', you can drown, niggas.

SPEAKER_10 38:13

Ain't nobody owe me that shake that party, party that party.

SPEAKER_09 38:20

That was different, yeah. This is the city.

SPEAKER_18 38:26

Hold up, I ain't tryna stomp, man. But the Yeezy jumped over the jump, man. Went from most hated to the champion Godfloe. I guess that's a feeling. Only me and LeBron know. I'm living three dreams.

SPEAKER_03 38:38

Biggie smalls, Rodney King, Rodney Kings. Cause we can't get alone. No resolution till we drown all these hated recipes of Winnie Houston. Cars, money, girls and the clothes.

SPEAKER_20 38:50

Oh man, you sold your soul. Nah, man.

SPEAKER_18 38:54

Man, people is frontin'. Oh man, made something from nothing. Picture working so hard, and you can't cut through. I can mess up your whole life like an uncle that touched you. But has the world come to? I'm from the 312, where cops don't come through and dreams don't come true. I did a guy go and his mercy aligo.

SPEAKER_05 39:15

You should take it back, back, nigga.

SPEAKER_20 39:23

Then the summer's too hot, you can feel it in your sleep. Welcome to Sunday service. If you hope the one, Sunday service, we got this rock on my Eric sermon. Did Moses not met the water with the cane?

SPEAKER_18 39:35

Trippers not make a park. When I made it rain, it Yeezy not get signed by Hovin Damon. Ran to Jacob and made the new Jesus chain. In Jesus' name, let the choir sing. I'm on fire. That's a rich approach saying. And we annihilate anybody that violates. Ask any dope boy, you know, they admire ye.

SPEAKER_17 39:58

Damn, nigga.

SPEAKER_03 39:59

Shake that money, that nigga is Geez.

SPEAKER_12 40:03

Come and have a good time with GOM.

SPEAKER_05 40:07

Damn, bro. Ladies and gentlemen, that was impromptu. We had to do it though. Holly. Damn, bro.

SPEAKER_21 40:12

That was a moment in time.

SPEAKER_05 40:13

That was a moment in time, man. We had to do that.

SPEAKER_21 40:19

No, I love I love that song.

SPEAKER_03 40:21

You know why Zay didn't sing? He fuck with you. Cause he always wanted to dismiss the Dead Osarios, nigga. That's why, nigga. He ain't fuck with us, nigga, because we ain't have our tongues pierced, nigga.

SPEAKER_05 40:32

If Zay, if any nigga said that I only, if any man said I only fuck with niggas that got their tongue pierced, that nigga is going to a parade tomorrow.

SPEAKER_09 40:41

That was tongue pierced Zay, nigga. I should not have had my tongue pierced.

SPEAKER_05 40:52

You were here the metal, the metal touching the back of his teeth, nigga. He nigga Zay was a freak boy, bro.

SPEAKER_03 40:59

I remember that nigga saw me down the street, nigga said like this.

SPEAKER_05 41:02

Alright, nigga. This nigga ever did some shit like that. All them niggas, bro. The funny thing is that all them niggas that had the snake eyes and the all them niggas is reformed now.

SPEAKER_03 41:14

Yo, that ass, man, articulate. Them niggas is all reform now. Them niggas is all reform now. EMT ass niggas.

SPEAKER_09 41:20

I'm a man of God.

SPEAKER_03 41:23

EMT nigga. That ass, bro. I don't even know. And I wanted that freaky deeky ass shit, nigga. I don't know why not. Niggas be niggas say I saw Zay and I won it.

SPEAKER_05 41:33

But what would you wait? Like, what what what was what was the motivation behind it?

SPEAKER_03 41:36

I if you want me to see that shit on this pod, nigga, I'm just.

SPEAKER_05 41:39

I'm asking. I'm just saying.

SPEAKER_03 41:41

Nigga, I was a freak ball, nigga. I was a hornball ass little young nigga. Like, nigga, all I thought was.

SPEAKER_05 41:48

No, you wasn't, nigga, because you to you once there was a legend of Moise where you once told the woman you was waiting for the you don't want to hear that one out, brother.

SPEAKER_02 41:58

The bitch was like 20 years old, nigga. And I wasn't even thinking about that shit, bro.

SPEAKER_03 42:04

Sure enough, nigga, a couple weeks later, nigga, I finally I found the one I love.

SPEAKER_05 42:08

Nigga said I'm waiting for the love of my life, nigga.

SPEAKER_03 42:11

Listen, a couple, a couple months later, I found the one of I found the one that I love, nigga. Truly, nigga.

SPEAKER_05 42:16

Nigga, one of the best conversations we ever had. Go back to AF. All of us, all of us, all of us with Moise. All of us with Moise, nigga, arguing with Moise, calling him Mr. TKO, nigga.

SPEAKER_03 42:33

But that's not fair. That is not fair. We cannot get into that conversation in this pie, nigga, because then I'ma say what written. Hey, nigga, can we get into it? I'm with the shit today. No blurring.

SPEAKER_05 42:43

I'm with the shit today. I'm not clicking, I'm not taking shit out, nigga. This is the pie show. Politically incorrect show. We have reached episode 33. This is the furthest we have ever reached in any iteration of a podcast that we have done together, the four of us. I did good until today.

SPEAKER_06 42:58

I say, did you just say 33? Yes. Nigga said I got so much music and then it's gonna get canceled, nigga.

SPEAKER_05 43:05

Episode three is always the one for us. And this is double three. Nah, but I'm no no. On some real shit, bro, at this point, bro, we made it this far. Uh I think all the people who were listening just to like find something to point their finger at, they've been stopped listening. So the people listening now is just people who legit fuck with us. And bro, this is what it is, bro. Like we, nigga, we vibe, nigga, we vibing. Nah, nigga. I was sick of oh, nigga.

SPEAKER_03 43:27

Niggas was choking the beer. Nigga was put you up. Brother, I was a badass little boy, nigga. I won't.

SPEAKER_05 43:35

You know what's funny? I just looked over like to see like how long we was recording. And for a second I couldn't see the numbers. I was like, oh shit, I never started that.

SPEAKER_03 43:42

Oh damn, that would have been bad, nigga.

SPEAKER_05 43:45

Like for a second, I was like, yo, imagine I miss all of that greatness, bro. Like, nigga, that shit. This is easily my favorite episode. I haven't heard obviously when I hear it, I'll see what I really think. But right now, nigga, this shit feels like my favorite episode.

SPEAKER_09 44:00

He probably would have saved us the lawsuit from Fab's label.

SPEAKER_06 44:03

Nigga, Fab, nigga, Kanye, nigga. Like, yo, this nigga music barely selling the y'all.

SPEAKER_03 44:08

I'm gonna tell you right now, nigga.

SPEAKER_22 44:10

Definitely.

SPEAKER_03 44:10

Nigga, imagine this is the episode that blew up 175,000 viewers, nigga, in 22 minutes. I feel like one of the lights fell.

SPEAKER_05 44:18

The one in the middle, maybe? The one right behind Zay had.

SPEAKER_03 44:24

It don't matter. At the end of the day, nigga. Fuck it. Niggas was TKO, nigga. Niggas is just a shit.

SPEAKER_05 44:32

But um, let's catch up with um, let's just catch up with everybody because the last episode niggas heard, we was just celebrating the Knicks winning the NBA Finals, so it was pretty much all of that. So what if you know what has everybody been up to? How's everything going? You know, what's up with y'all? July 4th is coming up. I don't know if we're even gonna do an episode. Because July 4th is literally the day that we record. I mean, we will probably all be together at some point that day, but to record a podcast is gonna be a little different.

SPEAKER_22 45:03

We can locally just whip out the camera and just have niggas just join us for a fucking thing. Niggas said live stream.

SPEAKER_05 45:08

I mean, but where would I die?

SPEAKER_22 45:10

I think it's like a moisture.

SPEAKER_02 45:11

If I brought it up, so we don't do a live stream, nigga. I ain't satisfied, nigga.

SPEAKER_05 45:15

If I brought every if I No, we can't live on July 4th. Like, who's gonna watch that?

SPEAKER_09 45:18

Yo, I'm gonna pull up, I'm gonna pull up with fresh white socks. We're recording it. I'ma pull up with fresh, unused white socks just for when I gotta step inside Momo's house, bro.

SPEAKER_05 45:28

Oh yeah, yeah. Oh yeah, Momo does that. Take your shoes off. Damn. Momo does that. You can't use the bathroom inside. Nigga, buy a porta potty. Are you gonna have a porta potty, bro? Nah, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.

SPEAKER_03 45:41

Why y'all using that against me when y'all niggas know that y'all niggas got access to going inside? This select people that just nah you just I feel like the select people. I don't be going inside. See, when you say that, nigga, I don't go inside. Nah, see, come on, my nigga.

SPEAKER_05 45:54

Bro, ask Jedi.

SPEAKER_04 45:55

Yo, I was in a corner, bro. I was legit in a corner like a little puppy, nigga. Don't ever do that.

SPEAKER_05 45:59

I had my leg up like this, nigga, in the corner. Hell no, nigga.

SPEAKER_21 46:02

Telling the kids, hey, don't look here, don't look here.

SPEAKER_05 46:04

Hey, yeah, yeah. Yo, it's out. If you come over here, you're gonna see it. Don't do that.

SPEAKER_03 46:08

Jedi, you know, I think it was Jeddah. I forgot what barbecue Jedi fucking went. He was like, bro, can I go? No, it wasn't. You know what the funny thing is? Can I go inside? And I was like, nigga, that don't even apply to you, bro.

SPEAKER_05 46:20

Like, nigga, you can anybody here's why you can't say that. Because there's somebody who you would think it doesn't apply, but that nigga be pissing you off, my nigga. Yo, I'm telling you, bro. That might be why you have the rule. Nigga, nah, bro.

SPEAKER_02 46:37

It's just my shit, my shit is look, look, look, look.

SPEAKER_05 46:40

This nigga come to me, he be like, bro, you know what it is, nigga? And going in and out, bro.

SPEAKER_03 46:45

It's that yo, cause niggas be wildin', my nigga, bro. It's like, what is there to look for, bro? Inside, nigga. The shit is out here. You getting fed. You go, you gotta pee, go inside, nigga. The kids gotta go inside, go pee, of course. But yo, niggas be doing some wild turkey shit. Well, it's a snack, nigga.

SPEAKER_06 47:05

Why are you on the couch? Nigga, why are you on the couch?

SPEAKER_03 47:07

Like, nigga, bro, my wife, the barbecue is outside. Yo, and turning on the AC and talking about, yo, it's hot outside, nigga. It's 4th of July. It's not supposed to be cold. If you would have been in the park, nigga, like what? So that's my shit, bro. Like, niggas begin catered, then niggas want more to the catering, nigga. It's select few people that, of course, nigga. Yo, yo, nigga, Rebecca says, yo, I want to go inside, nigga. Jeddah, yo, I want to go inside. Yo, Zay, I bet. Yo, my nigga, my wife was so mad, 4th of July, nigga, she dead ass escaped. She had some shit to do for the church or whatever. But she really escaped. Like, she was talking hella shit. Oh, yeah, that shit was crazy. She was like, nah. I'm not, I'm not doing that, yeah. For the pilgrimage. For the pilgrimage, for the pilgrimage. Yeah. Yeah. But Connecticut. Connecticut. Connecticut shit. Not prepare. It's just, it was like to plan this shit. Cause it was like the last few days or whatever. I don't even know. But I didn't go anywhere. Not meggers. Um, but nigga, that shit, that shit right there, like, like she wants to be. Nigga, but when we do, when we do niggas, proper authorities.

SPEAKER_08 48:21

When we might call them audio, like yo.

SPEAKER_03 48:23

When we do an audio, nigga, I expect niggas to just be chillin', nigga.

SPEAKER_08 48:27

Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 48:27

I expect niggas, like, of course, nigga, you gotta use the bathroom, nigga. Of course that shit. But yo, nigga, niggas be opening up cabinets. No, I feel you, nigga. Niggas start opening up like fucking shit. And it's like, my nigga, we just mop the whole shit, bro.

SPEAKER_06 48:38

Bro, it's a different type of anger when people just be in your house doing shit that you just like, why are you doing that? Because when yo, like when people come to you one thing that gets me mad, bro, is like when niggas open your refrigerator.

SPEAKER_11 48:50

It's like, bro, it's mad food out there, dog. What the fuck are you looking for?

SPEAKER_03 48:55

It's like I'm looking for the mail is on the table, nigga. Bro, everything's like a nice.

SPEAKER_05 48:59

Niggas don't want that some mayo, niggas.

SPEAKER_03 49:01

Yo, and then niggas, yo, and I remember that. They select people, I don't give a fuck.

SPEAKER_05 49:07

No, me, I don't give a fuck, nigga. If I we go to a barbecue, nigga, and the food is outside, like I'm eating what's outside. Like, I think going to somebody's fridge on somebody. Is that rice etiquette? Yeah, that's niggas really. Yo, somebody's kid. Like, bro, I don't go into niggas' fridges, bro. Like, this shit is.

SPEAKER_11 49:22

Somebody's kid one time, I think it was on Grayson's birthday. I feel like nigga went in my fridge, I was outside. Nigga came out and gave me a gogger and said, Can I have this? I'm like, my man's. There's like 30 boxes of pizza. And you know what got me tight. I'm in my fridge looking at the phone.

SPEAKER_03 49:38

You know what got me tight? You know what got me tight?

SPEAKER_05 49:40

Nigga said, fuck that pizza.

SPEAKER_03 49:41

What get me tight the most is the parents, nigga. They be like, yeah, he actually wants it. He actually wants me. Bitch, you gonna buy me another box, nigga? Like, and it'd be the moms, nigga.

SPEAKER_02 49:52

Oh yeah, yeah, like nigga, you are you gonna buy another one, nigga? That should look inviting too, Cole.

SPEAKER_08 49:59

So niggas think cuz you got some shit in bulk that oh yeah, we he can have it.

SPEAKER_03 50:03

Nigga, let's eat it. I want that's the same. I don't got that in my house. Buy any house. Nigga.

SPEAKER_05 50:09

You gotta tell niggas to hit that goat puff, nigga. Fucking you talking about nigga. Oh, he wants go, girk, hit that go puff, nigga. Deliver that.

SPEAKER_09 50:15

Nigga, I'm talking mad shit, but my my kid be the kid, bro. He go to everybody's house and ask for cereal.

SPEAKER_13 50:21

Nigga, Grayson. Hello key, nigga.

SPEAKER_09 50:23

Definitely asked for cereal that day.

SPEAKER_06 50:25

Grayson will be doing anymore. Grayson will dare walk up to Ashley, look at Ashley, and point at the box of cereal like.

SPEAKER_03 50:31

Nah, but they're select people, of course, nigga. And niggas know. If you don't know, then that means you ain't the one. But niggas know, nigga.

SPEAKER_05 50:41

If you in my crib and everybody listening to this though thinks that they the one.

SPEAKER_03 50:45

Because the thing is that they they think that they the ones. So now when my wife says, hey, uh, what do you need? If Ashie ever says, What do you need, just go back outside. Just leave. Just go back outside. Just leave. She never told you that.

SPEAKER_05 51:02

She never told you that.

SPEAKER_04 51:04

Nigga, Jed I said, Dang. But that's the problem. That's the problem.

SPEAKER_05 51:08

That's the problem.

SPEAKER_06 51:09

If you feel when we did the wash pot.

SPEAKER_02 51:14

Damn, Ash. But that's the thing. Ashley.

SPEAKER_04 51:19

She's looking at all of us like, yo, what do y'all need?

SPEAKER_02 51:21

If you feel like Houston sucks, nigga.

SPEAKER_13 51:25

It's on cover nation, nigga.

SPEAKER_02 51:27

Nigga, yeah.

SPEAKER_05 51:28

And shout out shout out Ashley Follow Motherhood Journey. Or that's what it is, right? Ash.delrose. On TikTok. There you go.

SPEAKER_06 51:37

You know, Ashley got the type of voice, bro. Like, if she's being sarcastic, like I can't pick up on it. No, no, no, no.

SPEAKER_05 51:43

I really think she's asking me what I she broke. The funny thing is I'll be picking up. I'll be picking up on it.

SPEAKER_21 51:50

Because that's my type of sarcasm. People be like, nah, nah. But if she says it like this, and then niggas gonna be like, oh, she definitely told me that shit wasn't. Nah, nah, nah, nah, nah.

SPEAKER_03 51:57

But if you feel that way, that's wrong, nigga. Cause you know, nigga, that you y'all niggas is in pedestals, bro. She would never say, hell no, you can't grab nothing. In fact, she's mad hospitable with niggas, with y'all niggas. But they're hospitable. Hospitable. Hospitable. Whatever, nigga. Hospitable, nigga. Nigga, if niggas, if niggas pulling up to my house.

SPEAKER_05 52:18

Hospitable.

SPEAKER_03 52:19

Hey, let's get into that topic, nigga. When niggas come to your crib and then niggas like shit, let's say nigga, your shit, everything fine, nigga. Everything just situated, nigga. Now niggas just got here. And now niggas. Fucked it up. And now niggas just want something from here. And it's like, but it's 10 o'clock, nigga. Like, why the kitchen closed? Like, why fail you? Why we want why we want.

SPEAKER_06 52:49

That's an hour.

SPEAKER_02 52:50

Like, why I gotta give you an espadita? Like, why do you need a coffee cup, nigga? Like at this hour. I just wash all the dictions.

SPEAKER_03 53:00

There was one of my man's, but he knows he's lucky, nigga. He lucky. I love that nigga. But nigga, he and I told him that shit. Nigga, he came to one of to my house and nigga barbecue shit. Nigga. And shit finished. Yo, it finished. I turned off the barbecue grill, nigga. I turned off everything, nigga. Everything was clean. I picked up. Nigga said. I think a couple people's hungry. Like, you can we turn on the grill again? Nigga, that's my problem, nigga. Like, I was like, yeah, nigga, you can turn it on if you cleaning the shit. Nigga, did you not just see that spent 25 minutes cleaning the bitch while you drinking there and eating? Nigga, like, y'all finished the steak and now y'all want that, but that's the shit, bro. It be lombones, nigga. Lombones be coming to niggas.

SPEAKER_11 53:41

Also, bro, niggas gotta understand like a the flow of a cookout. The nigga that's cooking, cook shit in a certain fucking order for a certain reason.

SPEAKER_03 53:53

If a nigga is in the middle of a thought process and it's so fire, but it Cito just scared the shit out of me. What happened?

unknown 53:59

Nah.

SPEAKER_03 54:01

Oh nah, cause niggas said that's what it is. I was like, yo, nah, niggas have not been real. No, no, no, we go, we get, we go, we go. But in the middle of a cookout, yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_06 54:10

No, I'm just saying, like, bro, nigga, you could be cooking ribs or some shit, and niggas will come up to you like, yo, you got burgers? It's like, nigga, I made either I'm making the burgers later or I made the burgers already.

SPEAKER_11 54:21

You'll ask niggas if they want burgers, niggas, but nah, we don't want burgers. It's like when you cooking in all some restaurant shit. Yeah, when you when you cooking the chicken, yo, you got more burgers? The shit that I had. Yeah, nigga in the fucking freezer, nigga. Once you went out with the burgers, nah nigga, that's not the nigga.

SPEAKER_21 54:34

Is the niggas, bro? Like, yo, niggas be cooking on the grill, then all of a sudden taking pictures. Like, yo, what the fuck is wrong with you, dumbass? Like, why the fuck are you taking pictures? Because niggas got a niggas gotta post, nigga.

SPEAKER_05 54:46

Niggas got a post.

SPEAKER_02 54:49

Yeah, word, nigga.

SPEAKER_03 54:51

What the fuck, you grilling niggas taking photos, niggas hot there, nigga. You're gonna overheat your phone, nigga. No, I don't take pictures, I take it. Nah, you know what? Blow my though, nigga, it's the fucking blackstone, nigga. Cause you know, nigga, everybody wants a specific type of bur type of burger. You make the burger, now everybody wants you to make it for them. Like, make them their burger. Like, nigga, why can't I just mayonnaise? You know, if I fuck with you, if I've made it for you. Unless you want to bring it up, nah, nigga, exactly. Like, which we are not. Nah. Fuck out of here. I'm fucking with you. Out of here, nigga. Y'all niggas get hosted. Well, nigga, I be nigga. I mean, there was my one time to get corn. My burger had a bottle, but I know what it is.

SPEAKER_05 55:37

That corn shit is funny, nigga. We was having corn last weekend. It's like, yo, Cita.

SPEAKER_03 55:43

It was like, yo, Cetha, there's enough here, nigga. You say, yo, I got corn for you, nigga.

SPEAKER_05 55:48

Yo, you gonna have corn next week, nigga?

SPEAKER_03 55:50

Nah, I'm definitely gonna have corn, nigga. I'm gonna have enough, nigga. I ain't getting into no problems, nigga, because of corn. Nah, nah, nigga. Low key, honestly, that's that's probably the most shit.

SPEAKER_05 55:58

Like, is that corn I had last week, nigga? I'm like, yeah, nigga, I need that again.

SPEAKER_03 56:01

Yeah, but that's the problem though, right? And it's not even you, but there be niggas that come to your fucking barbecue and expect you to make a whole fucking beautiful ass corn, canteen flash shit, and handed it to them, nigga, with mayo and crumbs and all this other shit. Nigga, do you not see that I got 45 different shit here? You get I want to drink with you, nigga. But nah.

SPEAKER_05 56:23

I just think. But that's why I kept it in the minimum this year.

SPEAKER_21 56:26

I think I think part of like niggas pull up to this nigga. Yo, word, nigga. This nigga keeps saying, yeah, because like, bro, I'm I'm listening to him the last couple weeks.

SPEAKER_05 56:34

I realize the last couple weeks keeps saying, like, nah, bro, I kept it to a minimum. Like, nobody coming, you know what the convenient nigga. We gonna be there, it's gonna be a hundred niggas at this show.

SPEAKER_21 56:41

As of right now, the only people, these are the people who said it's going. It's you, Zay possibly after, Misael, and me. Okay. Those were the people that as of right now, even I told my wife, it's oh, it's something low-key. Won't be a lot of people, don't worry about it. It's just us. Oh, it's gonna be nothing. I promise you.

SPEAKER_05 56:59

Not just Harry and Gigi coming. No, no, nigga, last year everybody was there. Nah, yeah, because of that. Everybody was there. Nigga had a whole seminary there.

SPEAKER_21 57:10

Yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_03 57:10

And is the seminarians coming this time? Nah, they in the two by two. They're in the two by two.

SPEAKER_09 57:16

Oh, yeah, it's because of the two by two.

SPEAKER_03 57:19

But nigga, but regardless, regardless, like I had a couple brothers from the community. Yo, you heard Baco's getting married? I got a text message today.

SPEAKER_05 57:27

You got that shit too? Yeah, yeah. Nigga, I got a time. It was like, yo, Francisco, whatever. I said, Who the fuck is that? I saw the video, I said, Who the fuck is that guy?

SPEAKER_18 57:34

I was like, oh my nigga Paco, what the fuck?

SPEAKER_03 57:37

Yo, yeah, you got the same shit. Nah, nah. He hit me up. He called me like two weeks ago.

SPEAKER_05 57:41

At least he hit you up with the with the with the before shit.

SPEAKER_03 57:44

Nigga said, Do you think you could send me Jeddah's number? On March 18th, I never responded. I said, I got you, broski. Yesterday. Nigga said, I was like, yo. Nigga said, also, Cito, if you could, nigga. Never sent it to him. You know who gave it to him? Kev, nigga. Because I was just like, bro, I and he told me, he was like, yo, tell Cito and Jeddah that I'm gonna invite them to the wedding, nigga. He called me. I'm like, Where's he getting married at? In Florida. It's in Florida, right?

SPEAKER_05 58:11

I was like, I know this ain't gonna be here, nigga. So this sounds like a vibe, nigga.

SPEAKER_21 58:14

Paco, Paco, if I gotta get on a plane to go, I'm going, nigga. If you're listening to this, invite my nigga Zay Mula. Zay Mulita, nigga. Nigga. Miami.

SPEAKER_09 58:24

Congratulations, Paco.

SPEAKER_03 58:26

Nigga, nah, nigga. We got we what we doing? We got an Airbnb.

SPEAKER_05 58:29

Matter of fact, yo, Paco, his number is 347-317.

SPEAKER_03 58:33

Airbnb or hotel? From Wednesday to Sunday, nigga. Zay, you can still come with us, nigga. We going seven days early. Like, nigga, you get that ass put up. That's what Max is doing right now. Max is in Italy because one of her brothers in the community got invited to a wedding in Italy. So they needed like a chaperone or whatever. So nigga pulled up. And he ain't going to the wedding. He's just chilling in the in the Airbnb. Just him and Jayna. Nigga, and he just roaming Italy right now. Like on some nice Santorini ass shit. It look like Santorini. But nigga, we could do that shit, nigga. Pull up, nigga. We just get a big ass Airbnb, nigga, and then we just get buck wow, nigga. But wow, then geez. Nigga, Miami in April. Oh, that's spring time. It's during the octave of Easter. It's the Friday of Easter.

SPEAKER_05 59:22

Right after Easter.

SPEAKER_03 59:23

Yeah, it's the Friday. Isn't that spring break time still?

SPEAKER_05 59:26

Spring break isn't. No, I'm gonna be going. It's a wedding in Miami, nigga. Just I gotta land in Tampa.

SPEAKER_03 59:34

We gotta land in Tampa first. I'm going. Because I gotta go to the seminar. I'm going.

SPEAKER_05 59:39

I'm going, I'm going, I'm going. The funny thing is April 2nd. Seminar. April 2nd.

SPEAKER_03 59:44

The guitar.

SPEAKER_05 59:46

Hard rock, nigga.

SPEAKER_03 59:49

Don't want blur my shit, man.

SPEAKER_05 59:51

No, I thought you were trying to like drop ends. Seminole, the guitar. I got something I'm working on for next April, though. I'm trying to figure out if it's that date.

SPEAKER_03 59:58

Nigga always got events, bro. Why? Nigga, why are you so busy, dog? No, no, no, no. Nigga, this is this is a comedy show.

SPEAKER_21 1:00:06

God damn. Nigga has already got a college of El Hiro de Sito.

SPEAKER_03 1:00:12

No, no, no, no, no, no, no. Um, you gonna get come out with a Netflix special soon, nigga, my boy. Come on, nigga.

SPEAKER_05 1:00:17

From your lips to God ears, nigga.

SPEAKER_03 1:00:19

Nah, if you do that, nigga, you know I'm moching off you, nigga. Nigga, I just want to. Nigga, boy, no.

SPEAKER_05 1:00:24

Moy says, like, nigga, I'm not going to no shows. But the day you shoot a Netflix, nigga, I'm gonna be in the front row, like, yo, Momo Solar, nigga. You can have a shirt on that seven.

SPEAKER_01 1:00:34

I'm gonna have solar.

SPEAKER_05 1:00:38

Before I even say the joke, nigga. Nigga, I'm gonna tell you right now.

SPEAKER_06 1:00:43

I didn't like that shit on the back of his shit. It's gonna be like, call me for solar. I'm gonna say that.

SPEAKER_03 1:00:47

I didn't like the joke that you said there, you motherfucker. You fucking racist prick.

SPEAKER_05 1:00:52

Nah, nah.

SPEAKER_11 1:00:53

Yo, who's that guy yelling? I don't know, but he sells solar.

SPEAKER_05 1:00:55

You know I'm the type of you know, the funny thing is, the funny thing is, I'm the type of nigga that if I ever got a look like that, like nigga, I'm gonna incorporate like your solar shit into my bit so that it comes out on the fucking joke.

SPEAKER_04 1:01:05

Nigga, like it'll be a joke, but nigga, like niggas gonna be like, oh, he made a joke.

SPEAKER_21 1:01:09

That's a real solar company. I was watching Casa Planeta Lo Foc, nigga, and I saw a super chat pop up on the screen. Yo, nigga said solar.

SPEAKER_03 1:01:16

It was more sad, nigga. Hey my boy, I almost threw a five fruta, nigga. I actually was like, babe, why don't you do it? It stays up there. I was like, nigga, I'm about to do that shit. I'm about to put a nigga solar. Llamame ahora, and sete, y a donde tu quiera.

SPEAKER_05 1:01:33

That's that's that's really good. Nah, nigga, but I've it's good promo, but I the only thing I'm gonna say about Alofoca is that for that one. Thank you, sir.

SPEAKER_03 1:01:40

Nah, I just want you for for thinking that that was what I was talking about, mooching. I just want you to know any young niggas become rich, I am mooching. I'm gonna be like, hey, brother, not a situation. Man, it just came up.

SPEAKER_05 1:01:55

Are you talking about money?

SPEAKER_22 1:01:56

It just came up.

SPEAKER_05 1:01:57

Yeah, you don't. Funny thing is, the comedy game ain't what you think. Like money-wise.

SPEAKER_02 1:02:02

Nah, man.

SPEAKER_05 1:02:03

It comes and goes. It's like it's a lot like actor ass and it's like a movie. It's a lot like solar. No, I'm not, I'm not interested in that.

SPEAKER_03 1:02:09

Nah, yeah, you be in the movie, nigga.

SPEAKER_05 1:02:11

Nah, I don't think so.

SPEAKER_03 1:02:11

You didn't see Reggie came out in the movie. Remember when I told you it was four months ago. I don't think I would do that.

SPEAKER_21 1:02:18

I know he's in Happy Gilmore too. I don't know about Reggie?

SPEAKER_03 1:02:21

Yeah. Yeah.

SPEAKER_21 1:02:22

But he he in the John Cena one, the new one?

SPEAKER_03 1:02:25

Yeah, bro. Shout out to Reggie.

SPEAKER_05 1:02:27

Reggie, Reggie liked uh he liked my uh the last bit that I posted. I fuck with you, Reggie. Appreciate that. But nigga, movie shit is different because you gotta you gotta like leave for weeks and shit sometimes. I can't I'm not doing that. I got a family. That's the thing is that nigga, no, no, but nigga.

SPEAKER_04 1:02:44

No, no, no, no, uh.

SPEAKER_09 1:02:46

I mean, if the check would be a single mother, nigga.

SPEAKER_05 1:02:48

Nah, I don't know. The thing is episode 33, nigga. Nah, the thing, the thing, you see, that's the shit. No, no, no, because Moisette brings a good point. A lot of niggas.

SPEAKER_06 1:02:57

Rose ain't making it through that fab segment. We good, nigga.

SPEAKER_07 1:03:02

Nigga, is y'all ever gonna start the pod? No, we're not. If she finds out that. We haven't even got to the push of T.

SPEAKER_05 1:03:09

If she finds out that we get to New Gotflo, she's gonna stay, nigga, because she loves Kanye. What's it called? No, no, no. But you brought up a good point because a lot of niggas use a lot of niggas use comedy as a springboard. Like a lot of niggas do it because they want to do other shit. So they do it like to get to movies and shit like that, or whatever. I'm not doing it for that. I'm doing it because I love stand up. Nigga, you could be in the Street Fighter 2 movie, nigga.

SPEAKER_03 1:03:30

Yo, imagine see the like you know what's funny. Too funny, serious, nigga. Yeah, nigga. The funny too like like nigga, like my dumbass could come up, but nigga Street Fighter, nigga. I thought La Fruta could come out and it's like, nah.

SPEAKER_05 1:03:44

He looked like Blanca, nigga. Nigga, La Fruta could have been Blanca easy, nigga. But my dumb ass could be a shit. I'm not doing it, I'm not doing it for anything other than like love of the actual crap. Like, I love stand up. Like, I don't want to do any of the other shit. I'm not gonna.

SPEAKER_03 1:04:00

Can you explain to the audience like that this is not like a like a wearing these? Like some shit that came out today, nigga. Or like two months ago. You've been doing it since Songa, nigga.

SPEAKER_05 1:04:12

People have been asking me about this shit too, yeah.

SPEAKER_03 1:04:13

Um niggas think you on a side quest, bro. Niggas think I'm on a side quest. They've been hitting you up. They've been hitting you up.

SPEAKER_05 1:04:20

I have a few people. I have niggas. I want to apologize. I want to apologize to my co-host because I I I didn't think about this until after the fact. And then after the fact, I'm like, damn, I'm not only like me, I'm like, I don't give a fuck. But then I'm like, yo, I'm also putting my brothers in a position because it's a lot of niggas that won't text me directly, but probably will just hit them up, like, yo, what the fuck is Cito on right now?

SPEAKER_21 1:04:40

This nigga, what is he doing? They had grown ass adults actually. I was like, yo, I don't know about that man's business. Then you act like I see that nigga just getting back host out.

SPEAKER_02 1:04:48

It's like why I don't fucking know, nigga. He likes it, bro. Like, what's so bad about it?

SPEAKER_03 1:04:57

Nah, nigga, nah, nigga. I swear, nigga, niggas is fighting, bro. Like if it they took they niggas, you almost like get your second. He liked this shit, nigga. I like it too.

SPEAKER_21 1:05:08

It's not about like I just the niggas, I was like, nigga, call that nigga. I don't know what the fuck. Nigga, like I got a bad house.

SPEAKER_03 1:05:13

You got like yo, you got I'm afraid to do it, so let him do it. Nigga, I think I'm funny. Nigga, that's the shit.

SPEAKER_21 1:05:19

All of our dreams. That's what that's the shit.

SPEAKER_03 1:05:21

He's just fulfilling my goals, nigga.

SPEAKER_05 1:05:24

But that shit, that shit do get annoying, though. If a nigga hit you up and you know the nigga got the other nigga's number, you're like, why you asking me?

SPEAKER_03 1:05:30

It's not even that, nigga. I'll be like, you know I'm already envious of this shit, nigga. So just fucking enjoy it.

SPEAKER_05 1:05:36

And for all you slow niggas out there, he don't mean it like that. Nah.

SPEAKER_02 1:05:39

I do, nigga. Nah, bullshit.

SPEAKER_03 1:05:41

I just want to promote solar, nigga. I'ma plug that shit right here, too.

SPEAKER_05 1:05:45

I'm gonna promote the shit out of your solo.

SPEAKER_03 1:05:47

You gotta do it in the next bit, nigga. If you talk about it, um, Radio City, nigga.

SPEAKER_05 1:05:52

Nigga. Hey guys, this is just sponsored by No, no, no. See because that's the thing. If I ever do some shit like that, nigga, that's not gonna be a me thing. That's gonna be a week. Because I already got, I'm not gonna say it live on the pod. Yeah, but I already pay advertisement. No, no, no. Why would you have to pay for that? I'm just saying, because niggas be getting. I got the fire because I'm not gonna be able to find it. I got the fuck me, nigga. Like, I might, I'm not gonna, I might come, I might get bougie with some of y'all.

SPEAKER_03 1:06:15

Matter of fact, nigga, I know you want to get a point across, nigga, but don't that studio and NYYU nigga need some solar, nigga? Let's talk about that one. Off the It's generating a lot of electricity. Let's talk about it after this shit. Thank you guys. I think the house has panels.

SPEAKER_05 1:06:29

That was the wrong choice. You should have called me. No, no. I don't want to say his business. We'll talk after that. Um, what's it called? Um, if I ever if we ever get some shit like that, I got a fire ass idea for how I would do like my own show. And it involves all of us. So it but it's some fire.

SPEAKER_03 1:06:44

Nah, nigga, you ain't putting me on no stand-up. No, no, my heart will come out my chest.

SPEAKER_05 1:06:50

No, I'm not gonna put you to do stand-up. I'm not gonna put you to do stand-up.

SPEAKER_02 1:06:54

I'm gonna hi, my name is Moses. I got an accent out of nowhere, nigga. Nigga came. That nigga became a Mexican nigga. I have family in me. I'm from Paso.

SPEAKER_09 1:07:07

Nigga said if nobody lives between the first 30 seconds of my bit, I'm gonna start catechizing.

SPEAKER_02 1:07:15

Guys, I'm tweaking. So where do you guys from?

SPEAKER_04 1:07:18

Yo, nigga.

SPEAKER_06 1:07:18

You where you guys from? You think that shit is. All right, let me tell you about somebody named Kaligula. Nigga.

SPEAKER_05 1:07:24

You think you think that shit is you think that shit is you think that shit is funny. Nigga, I need to make it a lot of fun. I see that shit every fucking week. I see that shit every week. Niggas get up there and like if you don't get if they don't get a laugh, like in the first 30 seconds to the first minute, niggas just start reeling, my nigga. Like, and it sounds fucked up, but it's like, nigga, I I get that. Because like when I first started with the open mics and shit, nigga, like that shit was the biggest mind fuck of my life. Bro, that was like getting up there and talking for a minute and a half, two minutes, and nigga just silence, oh yeah, nah. Like, bro, that's it. That shit feels like two hours.

SPEAKER_06 1:08:02

Bro, that was that black dude when when I when I went, nigga, he was he was just like, Who?

SPEAKER_05 1:08:07

Not wavy. The nigga with the beard?

SPEAKER_09 1:08:09

Yeah. No, he ended up being funny, but like the first two minutes.

SPEAKER_11 1:08:14

But you see, you wanna know y'all can laugh in the mind's like, I know y'all can laugh.

SPEAKER_05 1:08:21

Here's the thing, here's the thing, right?

SPEAKER_08 1:08:23

But this is how that's how it felt. This is how this is how I want to make him feel better.

SPEAKER_05 1:08:27

No, no, but this is how wild, but this is how wild comedy is, right? So like that night, that room, that room, like wasn't to me, that particular room might not have been the best room for him. But like, Wavy is a he's an amazing comedian. No, I can tell. No, no, but he opens for Chris, he opens for Tony Rock. He's on tour with Tony Rock. Who the fuck is Tony Rock? Chris Rock's brother.

SPEAKER_09 1:08:48

Imagine he was about who the fuck is Chris Rock?

SPEAKER_03 1:08:52

Chris Rock Nah, nigga. Nigga, let me tell y'all something, nigga. If a nigga's opening it for Tony Rock, nigga, you ain't nobody, nigga, because why you ain't doing it for Chris Rock, nigga?

SPEAKER_05 1:09:00

Chris Rock is not on tour right now.

SPEAKER_03 1:09:01

Chris Rock make Joe. Is it Chris Rock, the nigga that be like, Shrek? That's Eddie Murphy.

SPEAKER_02 1:09:09

That's Chris Rock.

SPEAKER_03 1:09:10

Shrek.

SPEAKER_21 1:09:12

The one that got smacked by that's Chris Tucker. It's like the one that was smacked by Will Smith. Got smack by Will Tucker.

SPEAKER_06 1:09:18

You mean the old podcast? We had a whole segment about Will Smith in Chris Murphy. Mumbo did not know who the Chris Rock was.

SPEAKER_03 1:09:27

No, I do know who from Madagascar.

SPEAKER_05 1:09:31

Yes, that's Chris Rock. That's the zebra. Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 1:09:33

He opened it for Tony Rock.

SPEAKER_05 1:09:35

He opens for Tony Rock. Even though that nigga had a brother, nigga. He opens for Tony Rock. Like, and no, Wavy. Wait, so um, shout out to Wavy. He followed. That nice shout out to you, my brother. One ass fucking dude, nigga came up to me after the show, gave me this week. And followed me on Instagram and all of that shit. So I followed him back right away and started like following shit. I didn't know. And then I saw it, nigga. Nigga went to Japan like after that show. He went to Japan like two days later with Tony Rock on tour. I was like, fuck. Because I felt nigga, that day, I was like, nigga, when I saw it, I was like, this nigga went on tour. I was like, nigga, and that day, I was like, that night, nigga, that was my night. That was my night. Like that show, nigga, that was my show. I was the best comedian that night. And I was like, damn, this nigga's on fucking thick. I was like, fuck, nigga. But again, that was my room. That night it was my room. Every night, it you don't know what kind of room you're gonna get when you're doing, when you're at the level that like that I'm at, nigga. This is the ground floor. So every room that you get put into is a different experience. Like it's not, it's not like, for instance, like even Splu, Splu's on a is a is on a different level. He's on he's he's a couple floors up where nigga, the only rooms that Spoo is doing right now are his rooms. Like he is selling the tickets and inviting the people. They know the people who buy the ticket know they're coming to see him. But like on the shows that I'm on, that Wavy's on, the people like that, people are buying tickets to a comedy show, right? They don't know all the comedians on that show. They might be coming to see one or two that they know, and they have and they're listening to the other ones in the show. So that's the tough thing. Because like for me, most for instance, like yeah, you came to that show, every other show that I go to, niggas ain't come, niggas ain't coming to see me. Like, my job within the first minute to 90 seconds is I have to win the room, or else they won't listen to the rest of my set. And that's that's the fucking mind fucked up because every room is a different room. Like, that's why the the clip I posted this week, like I was like, I heard somebody reference the niggas from Atlanta, and you know, we beat Atlanta and and the Knicks beat Atlanta in the playoffs, but the Atlanta went up to one or whatever. I was like, okay. So in my head, I was like, all right, I'm gonna riff with them. Hopefully they're Hawks fans or whatever. And I came up with the Migo shit while I was on stage, but I was gonna do the Hawks thing that I did later anyway, and that's how I won that room because there was a group from Atlanta, they were all in the front row, and that's how I won the room. Once you get, I feel like once you get like that, then you you go into your actual jokes. Your jokes are for like when you run out of shit to talk about with people there. But yeah, to Momo's point, to anybody asking, whatever, this is not a side quest, it's not whatever. Long story short, uh stand-up comedy has always been one of my passions, one always been one of my biggest passions. Zay's right here, nigga. He knows that we grew up on fucking comedy. We grew up on stand-up comedy. We grew up, like we're a f we were we were a family that, yeah, we watched movies and shit like other families, and we played video games like other families, but stand-up comedy was also another staple, right? Am I right or wrong? No, that's a facts. It's a fact. Like stand-up comedy was also another fucking thing. And not just like from my side, like with my mom or my dad or whatever. My dad, more so than my mom, but my mom does the fucking love to laugh. Um, but also, you gotta remember, me and my me and Zay come from a blended family. So my older sister's family from the south, also big into fucking comedy. And when we spent the holidays around with our family and then their family, like, yeah, you got exposed to all of that stuff. So I grew up around it and I always had an appreciation for it, always had a love for it.

SPEAKER_09 1:12:45

And the old the oldest shit too, because niggas be thinking of comedy, they think of like fucking Kevin Hart and all that. Oh no, no, no. I'm glad you said.

SPEAKER_05 1:12:54

Eddie Murphy role, Eddie, Eddie Murphy role, uh Delirious. Richard Pryor. Richard Pryor live on sunset. Like, like I'm forgot, I forgot who the Wayne's nigga was. Damon. Damon. Yeah. Damon, Damon was the one.

SPEAKER_06 1:13:06

Yo, a lot of people don't know how funny he actually is. He's fucking hilarious.

SPEAKER_05 1:13:10

He's a great, great stand-up comedian. Like that's right. In my opinion, one of the fucking goats.

SPEAKER_21 1:13:16

I don't know if you saw the one when that nigga freaking started talking about uh an earthquake, like he heard that there was an earthquake in Cali, and then he was like, until he actually experimented one. I'm just that yo, bro, yeah, that nigga is hilarious. No, he's he's great. No, that that one set, like what's him?

SPEAKER_05 1:13:32

The ways are geniuses, but Damon and Keenan, to me, those are the two niggas that like, yo, these niggas are geniuses.

SPEAKER_21 1:13:39

I was having that conversation with somebody, and I was like, because also like with me, like I love stand-up. And it's like facts, like for example. We talk about that shit all the time. Like, even I remember HBO back in the 90s. In the late 90s, niggas like it's not the same, Momo.

SPEAKER_05 1:13:54

You can open up the fridge.

SPEAKER_21 1:13:56

Yo, bring me a beer, bro. Now that you in there, the medicha, nigga. Fucking going inside the beer.

SPEAKER_05 1:14:05

That's for Grayson.

SPEAKER_21 1:14:06

But the thing is, is that like John Laguzamo, nigga, John Leguizamo, nigga. Another one, another one got a great stand-up.

SPEAKER_05 1:14:13

No, but like uh Gabriel Iglesias, George Lopez. Like, you want to get into Carlos Mencia. Carlos Mencia, right?

SPEAKER_21 1:14:20

Like uh you want to get into but also we had Comedy Central, and Comedy Central had like all these comedians come by. What was the name? They had a show, like uh Comedy Central Presents. Presents. And it was like it was just random comedians.

SPEAKER_05 1:14:32

Yeah, but also remember uh BET. What was the B.E.T show? I used to watch it every night in the living room.

SPEAKER_21 1:14:38

The BET stand-up show.

SPEAKER_05 1:14:40

What was that? I forgot what that shit was called, bro. Um, I know what you're talking about. Comedy. Was it BET comedy? No, no, no. Um I used to, it came on, it came on at night, it came on weeknights, and I used to watch it in our living room every single night before I went to sleep. Yeah, I remember that's the same. Zay would go into Zay would go into the room, he'd be playing video games or whatever, and I would be in the living room. Comic view. Comic view. Comic view. BET comic view. I would be in the living room comic view.

SPEAKER_09 1:15:03

Well, I thought that was VH1.

SPEAKER_05 1:15:04

No. VH1, I think, has something else. But like, so basically, like, I'm giving y'all like this is this is the genesis of it all. Like, I grew up on that. Then, uh, yo, shot John Paul, Izzy, like, them niggas could also speak to it. Like, I spent a lot of time growing up, I spent a lot of time at their crib. Uh, God rest his soul, my godfather, huge fucking comedy. My godfather fucking loves, but I would say loved stand-up comedy, like fucking adored stand-up. Like, bro. So a lot of times we'd spend the night at their crib, and me, Jay, and I, we'd watch a movie or some shit, and then my godfather would come and like, hey, let's watch uh put on Raw and we'll put on fucking Eddie Murphy Raw and just sit there at the forward and just fucking die. And we know every joke, every punchline, every setup, every pause, every and nigga, we reciting that shit chapter and verse. But like, nigga, it got to a point where I was like memorizing these shits, nigga, like start to finish, nigga, just what because I fucking love that shit. So that was it. That my whole life I love that shit. I started the first time I tried to do this was like, I would say, like, really fresh out of high school, like a year or two out of high school. And I did a few open mics and stuff like that, but it never took off and never materialized into anything. Social media wasn't a thing back then at all. And I went to the mission in 2012. So when I went to the mission and came back from the mission, like I kind of like, I mean, I had so much other things going on that like that shit was on the back burner. I got back into content six years later in 2018, but I got into content doing like baseball content and whatever. And so I've been doing that. We've been doing these podcasts, but I guess I had like the renewed inspiration, I would say like 2024. And I started writing again in 2024. Um, because writing is a huge part of it. For anybody who doesn't know, like writing is a fucking huge fucking staple in that whole shit. So I started writing again in 2024. I wrote a bunch of shit then. I continued writing through 2025. We brought this beautiful podcast back in 2025, and at the start of this year, 2026, I I had a conversation with Wifey, and I basically told her, like, look, um, this is gonna sound this is gonna sound batshit fucking crazy. Um, because we already have a lot of shit going on, and what I'm about to suggest to you is something that is probably gonna bring a lot of shit talk and vitriol from people that we know, people that are around us, close to whatever, but this is something I really want to do, but I will not do if you think it's a bad idea. Um Because my wife is my wife is she's she's she's a real, she's she's a very real fucking person. She's gonna tell you straight up, like, I think that's fucking stupid, like that's what it don't do, whatever. I don't like this, I don't like that, whatever. So I was like, let me see. I told her, and she was like, I I don't know how to answer because like I don't know. Like I like I I would have to see it, basically. So I was like, okay. Then I was like, I need a couple months because I I have to start doing open mics and shit and whatever. Uh you can't just book a show. Like, I can't just go to a club and be like, hey, put me on your show. They'll be like, nigga, who the fuck are you? Like, it doesn't work like that. So I I asked her if I could. I started doing open mics. Open mics are really early in the day. So literally I was doing like open mics like right after work. I would get out of work, pick her up, drop her with the kids, and then go shoot to an open mic somewhere, come back, have dinner, put the kids to sleep, and then just go to work the next day. I did that from January to like March. And in March, somebody reached somebody saw me at an open mic and was like, yo, there's this club that we have in the city, we do shows, whatever. If you want, we can book you on a show. I think you'd be good. I took them up on that, started doing shows in April. And she came to a show in April, and that was the that was the do or die moment for me personally, because it was like either she's gonna come here and be like, yo, like this is cute, but like, no offense, like I don't think like I just don't think this is for you. I don't think you're good, or I don't think this is worth our time and devotion and whatever. So no. She came to the show, she absolutely like loved it. She had a fucking ball. She was like, this was great. You're fucking great at this, like, definitely fucking continue doing this. And that was it. That was really all the fucking push I needed. The next thing I did was I booked, I think like two shows after that, or maybe like three shows after that. I told Zay and my sisters, um, because I wanted them, I wanted them to see, and I wanted them to like be like kind of a part of it and see like their reaction or whatever, which was wild because they ended up sitting them in the front row of that fucking show. The worst thing I'll tell you right now, the hardest fucking thing in the world is to fucking do stand-up, and the whole first row is people you fucking know. Because like nigga, I'm like about to like, I'm setting up jokes and shit, nigga, and I just see Zay's dumbass face right there. Like, right, but like in the first fucking row looking at me like like and then that day just happen just so happened, like part of the bit that day was like family shit. So like I started doing some shit like shit about my uncle, and like he knows where the shit is gonna go. Because the shit, if anybody, anybody, if anybody listen, if y'all ever come to one of my shows and hear something, a story about my family, it's 100% true. I'm not lying. Like, you're gonna laugh because it's funny, but I'm not making any of this up. Zay will tell. Nigga, that everything I said about, I'm not gonna say his name, but everything I all the bits I did about our uncle that day, true or false.

SPEAKER_09 1:20:11

Facts.

SPEAKER_05 1:20:12

100% true, nigga. Like that.

SPEAKER_09 1:20:14

That nigga wild.

SPEAKER_05 1:20:15

Nigga, them shits was jokes. Everybody's dying laughing, but me. Damn, I know. We love him. We we love him.

SPEAKER_11 1:20:22

That nigga be he be out of pocket. I didn't want to just accountability, nigga.

SPEAKER_05 1:20:27

I didn't want to say, I didn't want to say his nigga because he he actually fought he actually found me on Instagram through one of the comedy clips. He's like, bro, he's like, nephew, somebody send me this comedy clip. That nigga found me on Instagram. I'm gonna find that block button.

SPEAKER_18 1:20:39

Yo, I love that shit.

SPEAKER_05 1:20:40

No, no, no.

SPEAKER_18 1:20:41

But that shit was bad cute.

SPEAKER_05 1:20:42

Nigga said, he's like, yo, somebody sent me the joke. They was like, oh, you go through this fun. This this guy did a joke about the Puerto Ricans versus the gay pride or whatever. He said the Puerto Ricans is winning. So he sent me the clip. When I'm looking at the clip, I'm like, oh yeah, that's what. And I realized that's my fucking nephew. I went out following. He's like, yo, this is crazy. Oh my god, I was like, oh hey man, whatever. And I'm just like, yo, thank God I ain't post that clip about that. Because nigga, the clips that I post aren't, those aren't anywhere near my best jokes. I've I'm only posting clips from like you know what's the funny thing. My early early in the setting.

SPEAKER_09 1:21:11

Is like he he probably would laugh. Like, because he's just a funny dude. He has to be that way. Like, and he knows you're telling the truth. Like, I'm not lying to you. He knows he be out of pocket sometimes. Like, but I'm not sure what I'm saying.

SPEAKER_03 1:21:24

No, I think he will laugh.

SPEAKER_05 1:21:25

I think he will laugh.

SPEAKER_03 1:21:26

I have a question though. So how like because the thing is that um, I feel like I feel like Moy said interviewing me. Nah, yeah, we we it is also good, bro, because a lot of niggas, I want niggas to to hear your side, right? Like, you know, it it's the life that we live, yeah, is very it can be perceived as a very moralistic one, right? Like it has to be very by the book, right?

SPEAKER_05 1:21:50

Some people can be very some people can be very moralistic, yeah?

SPEAKER_03 1:21:53

Yep. So what what people expect and what people perceive sometimes can be contradictive to what we believe in. So how do you balance it? Like what can like do you think that what you doing is a contrasign to what you uh preach as a catechist? Preach as a catechist, or uh like are you are you afraid of the repercussions that could come from it? Like to talk, nigga.

SPEAKER_05 1:22:22

That's a very that's a very that's a very good question. Contrasign. That's a very good question.

SPEAKER_03 1:22:26

Yeah, I was gonna say contra signo, but I didn't know.

SPEAKER_05 1:22:28

No, that's the word, contrasign. It's not like contraception, but that's the word. Um no no, it's a good question. So I think I think nigga says signs of non-conversion. I think um what stopped me, I think what what what prevented me from doing this years ago is exactly what you just said. The fact that I know the life that we lead and I know the people around, and I know the way that these people think, and I know that there's a lot of moralism in there. And for years, I let that moralism stop me from doing so many things that I I've wanted to do in life. I let that moralism stop us from doing the podcast that we used to do. That same moralism destroyed AF. And yet here we are, all these years later, with a new and improved version, doing something that, in my opinion, is way better than AF. Doing something that has had moments where it's like, this is what I always wanted to do. Like, there's there's days, there's episodes where we have conversations about our marriage, our life with our children, the struggles that we've had as men, as husbands, as fathers, and or as Christians in this in society today. And we have moments where I'm just like, yo, this is what I want. Like, for people to hear that from people who aren't these super duper holy roller niggas that niggas know, like, no, we're gonna fucking start a podcast bumping fabulous, rapping little Wayne lyrics, but we'll also give you our experience and why we have the fit and whatever. Like, I because the world also needs to hear it from niggas like us. That's what the idea of the podcast was. And I let that moralism stop that years ago. And I'm happy that today it no longer is an impediment for that. But that's also what led me to finally realizing and pursuing because this at the end of the day, it is a dream.

SPEAKER_03 1:24:09

And I think anytime anybody why do people perceive it as something that can be it can be wrong or it can be because everything and everything, everything can be anything.

SPEAKER_05 1:24:20

Why can't it be anything and everything can be perceived as worldly. And we have and we have we are no, we're taught and catechised, and and rightly so, that we shouldn't desire the things of the world. Right? Here's here's where I balance it. And here's an understanding that I have that people can disagree with and people can argue with and people can whatever, and I'm 100% cool with anybody disagreeing and arguing arguing with it, I'm just not gonna carry that conversation with anybody. That's not where I'm at in 2026.

SPEAKER_09 1:24:50

It's because people are fucking at the end of the day, some people are fanatics. Like, and the best example I could use is like if you want to eat healthy every now and again, like let's just say you you just tell Ashley, like, yo, I want to eat healthy. So she goes to the store, she starts buying like lean meat paws, like turkey, like turkey breasts and grilled chicken, you know what I'm saying?

SPEAKER_06 1:25:14

So every once in a while you have like lean meat, paws, right? But then there's other people that it's just like for breakfast meatling.

SPEAKER_11 1:25:22

For for breakfast, they're drinking like fucking they're drinking like fucking kale smoothies and they're doing fucking ginger shots all day and they're starving themselves and they're doing this fasting shit. And to them, the only way to be healthy is to is to be like that. And they think that you're not eating healthy, although you are eating healthy, just not to the fucking extent that they do it, where it's just like a hundred percent of the time. Like I've had people, like people tell me, like, ah yeah, but you know, you eating you eating Caesar salad, that's not healthy.

SPEAKER_09 1:25:55

I'm like, nigga, a Caesar salad with fucking spinach, fucking grilled chicken, and other vegetables is still healthy.

SPEAKER_03 1:26:03

There's niggas with seafood diets, nigga. They see food and eat it, nigga.

SPEAKER_11 1:26:07

Bro, no, but like what I'm saying is like two things can be healthy.

SPEAKER_06 1:26:12

Like some niggas just OD, just OD drag the shit. Just like some people feel like, bro, you can't follow God and do certain things because their idea of following God is a certain way. Exactly. You can't, because it doesn't just stop at that, nigga, it stops at even like the type of music they listen to. Everything. The words that they say, the type of shows that they watch, oh, we can't watch them.

SPEAKER_11 1:26:33

It's like, so they feel like if you do that, all of a sudden it's like, oh no, you you can't be, you can't be a follower of God and and and do this.

SPEAKER_05 1:26:42

Here's my thing. Because I don't do this, this is not what I was taught. It's a good and here's my thing. A lot of the the my my my my my thing is because I've gotten I've spoken to people that have spoken disparagingly to me about it, and I noticed I'm not gonna name any names, right? Because I don't, it's water under the bridge. Like I don't, to be honest, I don't want to sound dismissive or like an asshole, but I do have to say this because I think it's just fair that everybody knows where I'm at with it. I don't particularly give a fuck, right? Like if anybody's out there like, oh, this nigga Sito Wala, like you're supposed to be a catechist, whatever. Now you're doing stand-up community. Hey, man, if you if you feel that way and you judge me or you think that I I shouldn't be a catechist anymore, or I should be kicked out of the community, God bless. Like, hey, talk to talk to the catechist. Maybe they maybe they'll agree with you. I don't know. But what I can tell you is I don't care. That you feel that way, I don't care. Not not even a little bit do I care. And I'm glad that I've reached that point because it's not a point of negative negativity, it's not a reported rebellion, it's not a point of anger, it's a point of freedom, it's a point of liberty that I have. Because I feel like where I'm at with Christ in my life, in my faith, and my prayer life, and my community, and all of that, nobody can really shake that. I'm at a place where I know very well where I stand with Jesus Christ. I I I'm very clear with that. I know who I am, I know my shortcomings, I know my mistakes, I know all of that. None of That has worsened or changed in any way because I started doing stand-up comedy. And some of the people who have spoken to me disparagingly about that follow a bunch of people that do the same shit. So that's the funny thing to me. Like, so you'll follow this person that does that, you'll laugh and post this person that does that. You'll post it on your story, you'll share it with people, you'll send TikToks, you'll send IG reels, you'll do all that, whatever. But if you see someone in the community do it, you'll be like, oh no, no, no, they shouldn't be doing that because that's worldly, that's whatever. Here's my thing. What's not worldly? What's not worldly? We all work jobs. We all go to work. What what what job, like what job out there? I mean, bro, we're not all priests. We all have to get jobs in the real fucking world and go out there and work in the fucking world. The gospel says very clearly, you don't light a candle to put the candle under the table. But a lot of people, I think, don't understand that. That's why we start with the Sermon on the Mount and Neo Katakiman away. We start with the from the very beginning, from the convivance to form a community, we start with that word because that's the essential word. If you get that, you get it. Period. If you can understand that and accept that as a truth and accept that Jesus Christ was spit in, you're good. You're good. You're gonna understand why life is the way it is. But the problem is that I think a lot of people don't get that. You don't light a candle and put the candle under the table. What does that mean? That God didn't intend for us Christians to be hidden in a corner with a label for Christians. He intended for us to be Christians where? In the fucking world. So what does that mean? That means that some kids in the neocatechumenal way are going to have to go to medical school and become doctors. Why? Because we need Christian doctors. Some kids in the neocatecumenal way are gonna have to go to school and become lawyers. Why? Because we need Christian lawyers. Alright? Some kids might fucking be amazing at fucking sports and fucking get drafted or signed to a team. And it would be amazing to see that kid be a fucking Christian in a fucking professional sports league. It would be amazing to see somebody talented or whatever and become like a fucking Christian actor that every time, not that they didn't only bring up God every time they were holding a fucking award, but that they brought up God every time they did a fucking interview, every time you saw them, the way that they lived their life brought up God. Christians are not meant to be hidden. Christians are meant to be seen. They're meant to be seen, not hidden. Now, I say all that to say, I'm not doing this to be seen. I'm doing this because it's a passion of mine and I love it. And at the end of the day, a lot of the comedians that I've worked with that I've done stuff with thus far, none of you guys even know their fucking names. And yet these people have crazy fucking followings and are making, you know, more than enough to support themselves and their fucking families. And they're not fucking crazy famous or out there in the public eye and all this shit, whatever. They live normal fucking lives, and comedy is just their fucking career. So if I can make something like that happen and be able to parlay that into something that positively boosts what we're doing here on this fucking podcast, and I'm able to make my career that comedy slash content. And that's what that's what I would want to do. Why? Because that's what I'm passionate about. And I I have the same opportunity and chance to work in a career that I am passionate about as any other human being on God's green earth. And whether somebody agrees or disagrees with that, fine. Would I say the same thing if I was selling drugs? No. Would I say the same things if I started an OnlyFans? No. Would I say the same thing if I was a pimp? No. Those are obvious things that are bringing people and forcing people to sin.

SPEAKER_03 1:31:25

But why is it that people like they like? I don't know. When it comes to like fame or even like just like passions, stuff like that. Like, dreams. Whenever it's a dream. Why is it that people blow it out of proportion?

SPEAKER_05 1:31:41

Well, it's the same thing. It's the same thing, like you start if somebody starts a business. What's the first thing that people start saying? Oh, look at this person. They're trying to start a business. Like, who the fuck they think they are? Now they think they're gonna start a business, they're gonna take whatever like that.

SPEAKER_03 1:31:52

Why does that happen, though? It's funny, too.

SPEAKER_05 1:31:53

There's a lot, there's a there's a lot of reasons. Moralism, jealousy, jealousy, jealousy is a big one.

SPEAKER_21 1:31:58

Today we had a we I had a conversation with my wife about uh how everybody has their truth. Everybody has their way of seeing the world and what people are supposed to do. And the conversation went, I I don't want to bring up any what anyone, but there's a person that they always feel that the way that they interact with our kids is the right way. That the things that they do and we should learn from them. And it's like we're young parents or whatever. And the conversation went when I was talking to Rebecca, I told her, I was like, you know what's interesting was that the other day I come home and I hear how my kids are going. Uh my uh Lucia goes, and she was like, Oh, why can't we listen to Bad Bunny? And I was like, What do you mean, mommy? It's like, oh, so-and-so told me that he's bad. And I was like, that's interesting. And then all of a sudden, and this will probably give it away, it's like all I hear is like, oh, it's like Trump, Trump, Trump, Trump, Trump. And my kids are fucking chanting Trump. And at that, and it's funny we're having this conversation because the one thing I told uh similar to what you were saying, I was telling Rebecca, if I were to go and tell my kids like, yo, hit this blunt, or give my kids like uh, yo, walk around with a thousand, not that's stupid, uh, I don't know, go rob that thing that's there. Take that. If you see a toy you want to take it, like shit like that, that shit is wrong.

SPEAKER_05 1:33:36

For sure.

SPEAKER_21 1:33:37

Now with that being said, everybody has what everybody everybody believes in something. And there's something to certain people, whether it's politics, whether it's music, whether it's whatever, it's like for them, that holds weight and that's their truth. Exactly. Now, because that's your truth, it's not the overall, it's not the truth. Exactly. It's not what's it's it's not the one, and it's like that's something that I told I was telling Rebecca, with my kids, there is no motherfucker that's gonna come inside my house and tell my kids that Bad Bunny is a bad person. What's Bad Bunny? Bad Bunny is a man that sins, that fucking uh lives a normal life. He's a musician, this mute, he makes music. Is this music for my kids? No, not necessarily, but my kids don't understand what the fuck that nigga's saying.

SPEAKER_05 1:34:26

Exactly.

SPEAKER_21 1:34:26

But it's like they listen to a nice sound and they dance or whatever. Now, when you go and say, hey, he's a bad person, what's the difference between a bad bunny and a Frank Sinatra? There is no they're both freaking celebrities that have sinned, that have freaking uh uh done bad things. It's like the only thing. So it's like at the end of the day.

SPEAKER_05 1:34:46

Because they would they wouldn't tell your kids not to listen to Taylor Swift. Yeah. Right? Here's the thing they wouldn't tell your kids not to listen to Taylor Swift, but would they would they believe that Taylor Swift is not fornicating with Travis Kelsey?

SPEAKER_21 1:34:56

Yeah, and that's the thing.

SPEAKER_05 1:34:57

That's what I'm saying. But and I'm not, it's not, it's not, it's not to shout, it's not to fucking throw Taylor Swift under the butt, but I'm saying the same people that would say that, be like, oh, your kids should listen to Bad Bunny, would be okay if your girls are singing Taylor Swift. But it's like, why? Because the sin is not in her music? Yeah. Like, it the sin is the sin at the end of the day. And that and that was my thing. I was telling that, I was like, yo. And I'm sorry, I I am of the belief that we need Christians everywhere. Yeah, oh, for sure. Everywhere. I think like that to me, that like that's that's Christianity. Like that's spreading the gospel, and spreading the gospel isn't only preaching inside of the church. Preaching has to be done on all platforms, on all fronts. To me, one of the best experiences that I've had in this comedy shit so far is with the book with the booker at the first club that I started getting booked at for shows. It's just like she goes to my wife and she's like, yo, he's he's becoming like my favorite comedian. Cause like this shit is crazy to me. Like, you guys are like married, you're young, you have five fucking kids, and you guys go to church. Like, it's like I've never met somebody like your husband. I've never met somebody like him that is in this field that's in this field doing this. Like every other comedian that I see is like a single dude or like married or whatever, but like they live their life, and what I it's like they're like anti-church or whatever, this or that. And this this guy comes and he's like, like, he's never made a joke. He, I mean, I've never, she's like, I've never heard he's never made a joke like against the church or anything like that. I don't I don't think he ever will, because that's like you guys believe. And she's like, hell no, he'll never say anything like that. Or he won't whatever, because like that's not what he believes. But everything that he like, but other unless until he tells you, you can't tell. Like it's just it's a comedy show and everybody's there. To me, there's a beauty in that. That you go to a comedy show, you listen to 10 comedians, and find out, oh, you know, that one is actually married, he has five kids, his wife was in the crowd. Um, he never does shows on Saturday night or Wednesday night because he has church or whatever, like all that shit. Wait, church? What? Oh, damn, wow, interesting. Whatever. Yeah, because Christians will be there. Same thing, like if you get an actor that's like, yeah, whatever. I'm I'll do movies or whatever, but I won't do certain movies, I won't do certain parts. Why not? Because I'm Christian and I I don't I don't believe in that. And they'd be like, whoa, wow, really? You would have you'll turn that down for that? It's like whatever. It's like, yeah, yeah. And in my early freaking endeavor of comedy, I've I've been offered a million times more shows on Saturday night than any other night that I've done shows, and I've turned down every single one.

SPEAKER_21 1:37:12

Nah, and that and that's why I was saying that it's like, because the thing is, it's like with with everything that you're saying, it's and I will, uh and I always will, because I'm not, my priority is never gonna be, and that's the thing, I think, too, that comes up.

SPEAKER_05 1:37:26

Because I think people also have a people also have an automatic fear or belief that, well, once money gets involved, that's the thing, is that people are gonna choose the money over God. People are gonna choose the money over this, over that, whatever. So I know I'm 100% sure that a lot of people are like, oh, this is what he's doing. Like, oh, he's gonna leave. He's gonna leave the church, he's gonna leave whatever, because if he starts blowing up with this, like that's it. He's not gonna and it's like, no, that's not my plan, that's not my goal. My priority in life over everything that I do, whether it's this podcast, NYYU, comedy, every all of that is never good, it can never affect what I do at the church. And what I do at the church, meaning go my the tripod. Like to me, that's it. That's the important thing. What I'm doing there has to be priority. So if I get an opportunity, that's a great fucking opportunity, but it just so happens to be like, yo, we got this, you get whatever, can't miss it, we got whatever. Yo, I can't. I can't do it. Yeah, we're go, we gotta go do this. We got it is what it is, and it just that that that's an understanding. And look, I'm telling you, I've spoken to people already that are like, yo, but like you, you, like, you know, like you're set you're selling yourself short. Like, I was at a show last weekend. Um, I did a show and then I did a show and then I went to a show. And after the show that I went to, I was in I'm in the green room with with those comedians, and they're like, yo, like, but like, yo, like you could be doing this, you could be doing that, whatever. And I'm like, I actually got offered this. I got offered that. And they're like, so what happened? I was like, well, Saturday nights. They're like, but oh, what you mean? And I was like, I can't do it. Right now, I was like, I can't do Saturdays because the timing that I was like, if they give me later times, I could probably make it work. But right now, like, I got I go to church at 6, and I don't fit, I don't know not leaving there until 8.30. So like real talk, like, unless I can book something Saturday, like at 10 p.m., right, I can't do that yet. And I'm not there to be the Saturday, 10 p.m. comedian yet. So what my plan is, is I am working toward that place. Now, that works now because our eucharist is at six. Say our eucharist got bumped to eight, then that's not gonna work. But then again, what does that mean? That means that Saturday's not the question. But Thursday nights still exist, Friday nights still exist, Sundays are another big day for comedy. That's the thing about comedy is very different from a lot of other things where it's like comedy's also it's a fucking weekday thing. Like it's a weeknight vibe. So like there's shows like Tuesday night, Wednesday night, Thursday night, Friday night, just whatever. I don't have to, I don't have to take shows on those days. Now it's true, a lot of the opportunities are gonna come up and they're gonna conflict with church, but it's up to me not to make not to let that take over that. You know what I mean? And I think people just assume that no, when money gets involved, like you're gonna do that. And it's like, I mean, that's fine. And that's fine. I guess you you people will just have to wait and see at the end of the day, like, but I'm not doing it to prove anything to those people at the end of the day. And it's like what you're saying with your kids, like, those are your kids. You don't have to raise them to prove anything to anybody else.

SPEAKER_21 1:40:15

No, and and that's and I guess that's where I was going. It's like at the end of the day, everybody's gonna have what they believe in their truth and the way they see things. But the thing is, if you're if if we're not, not just you, all of us here at this couch, if we ain't doing anything that at the end of the day, one is is is contrary to what we believe in. Yeah, like if if it's if it isn't contrary to what we believe in, it's like because at the end of the day, it's like, yo, I talk the way I talk, I am the way I am, and I don't give a fuck who the fuck thinks I'm like I'm like this in front of a mic and outside of a mic. It's just who we are. And it's like, and whether at the end of the day, those who help us in the faith know that I'm exactly like this, and I'll give him this very same energy. Because it's like I don't hide it because of what you said earlier. I'm completely free. It's like at the end of the day, I'm not ashamed of what I'm putting out. I'm not ashamed that I'm not sure.

SPEAKER_03 1:41:02

I was telling some nigga, like, and it's not to cut you off, but I was telling some nigga yesterday when we were going, we were we were purchasing like the furniture, and it might sound all over the place, but he kind of looked at me, he was he saw the kids and all this other shit, and he was just like, yo, damn, bro, how the fuck do you do it? Like, you fucking wild and all this other stuff. I was like, bro, the craziest shit is is that niggas really think that it's like it's a me thing. Like, I just made a decision one day and I was just like, yeah, I'ma have all these fucking kids and I'ma like my wife, she's beautiful, and I'ma just have kids. Like, it's like no, bro. Like, bro, my shit, my shit on some reason. This nigga's stupid. But my shit, my shit really comes down to Nah, it's a real conversation. When the fuck is niggas plan on having all these kids? Never.

SPEAKER_21 1:41:46

Never.

SPEAKER_03 1:41:47

You always say it's it is but that's what I was kind of telling him. Like, I was like, my, my, I you see this and you're just like, yo, this guy's like some real like he might be like whatever. In his mind, he was like, Oh, you guys religious or whatever. I was like, it's crazy because yeah, you might relate it to that and shit like that, but it's like the essence of Christianity is based off sinners. Like, nigga, God gave me all these children and all this shit, and all I do in return is just make more mistakes. And it's like he continues to give me children, make more mistakes, and it's a in the midst of that, I feel like I feel loved by God though. Like it's like it's damn, my nigga, like I don't even deserve it. But you how out here thinking, like, you praising me like I'm some big, like, oh damn, like this is good, man. Like, he, yo, all this other stuff. And it's not like I'm out here wilding, but the thing is that it's based off that, and that's what gives me the liberty and the freedom to say, like, yeah, like if another one comes, like I'm happy or whatever. But the thing is that when it comes to like the content creation side, like because to kind of loop it all in or whatever, as she's doing her content, she's trying to get into it or whatever, and same way that you are getting stuff, she's starting to get stuff as well. Of course. And the reason why I bring up these questions is because I want people to kind of hear another like side, right? From you guys and shit like that. But the thing is that it's like, how the fuck else would my wife, who's not really a talker, who's not really, who don't, she's not boasting, she's not out here fucking flaunting anything, she's just showing her fucking life through fucking TikTok. She's putting her children, she's showing her mornings, she's showing her, and and the reality is is that those who know her know that she's actually doing it with the same fucking joy that she does she does it throughout the day. She's not out here trying to do it for the only thing is that she's just trying to show people that yes, it's hard, but it's also beautiful.

SPEAKER_05 1:43:49

Exactly.

SPEAKER_03 1:43:50

Yes, it's funny. I mean, yes, it's stupid. Like you may think it's stupid, but it also reaches people some way, somehow. Exactly. Because that is the way, like the announcement happens. It's not us who does the it like the Holy Spirit works through that shit, like some way, somehow. Because there's someone the thing is that it may not touch you who's gonna be able to do it.

SPEAKER_05 1:44:13

It doesn't have to just be Christian content either.

SPEAKER_03 1:44:15

Yeah, but it doesn't need to touch you who fucking knows it all and feels like this needs to be. It's not for them. It's not for them, it's for the other person who someone somehow was sitting in the fucking crowd and said, the best one is the nigga that fucking has the five kids and his wife here, and he's not he's not taking bids because he's he has to go to fucking church.

SPEAKER_05 1:44:34

Or my kids got something or whatever. Like, bro, you know, this week, this week we had like graduation and shit like that, or whatever, a bunch of stuff with the kids or whatever. So it's like, okay, this week I'll I'll get my I'll get my work in like on the mics to stay sharp, but I didn't I didn't take any shows this week. So I was like, but family first, because we had a bunch of stuff with the kids, so it just didn't, that's I didn't do that. Like, bro, that's that's where that's where we are, and I think bringing up that point too is because a lot of people also frown upon this shit because it's not directly Christian, so they'll be like, oh no, but it it can't be good, it can't be good because it's not Christian stuff. Like Ashley's TikTok stuff is not Christian based, so it's not good. And it's like, what? It's like, oh, you're not doing Christian comedy, so then it's not good.

SPEAKER_03 1:45:17

Has it worked? Has it honestly worked when you approach a nigga, right? If you approach a nigga from the hood in the Bronx, because uh apparently it only works, I guess, to like the love is blind kind of people, the good goody two shoes people, right? You just start speaking about God. Oh my god, this touched me. God is great. But how the fuck do you go to a nigga in the Bronx and you just who been fucked up, who got his life all fucked up, been doing drugs or whatever, parents, that uh that father left, all this other, and you tell him, Oh yeah, God is very good because he's been so like it don't relate, it's a different generation. It it has to, it has to pivot. And that's me. No, of course, God, no, no, no, but what I'm saying, of course, bro.

SPEAKER_05 1:46:00

Be real people at the end of the day. I feel like you're you these people. Well, this conversation will go because uh I feel like we need to be real people at the end of the day. Like, uh, and that's me. And if people disag again, like if people disagree, if my if my categorists or whatever comes up to me and they disagree, then that's fine. We can have that conversation and it'll go the way that that goes. But my standpoint is I am doing nothing other than being myself. And God knows who I am. God made me who I am, God gave me the talent to do the things that I do. Alright? If God wants to close the door, he can close the door better than any of you niggas with your words and bullshit ever could. So if God wants to, he will. As of right now, he hasn't. As of right now, all that's been happening has been doors opening and things going well. And for those who have dealt, whatever, like, bro, every show, every my wife is with me every single step of the fucking way. She's been more invested in this than any other thing that I've ever done in my fucking life.

SPEAKER_09 1:47:01

And people also like they gotta be careful, I feel like, with how they act and react when it comes to things like this. Because what they're what they're not understanding is that there's always gonna be a newer generation of people in the faith. So how do you think somebody who maybe looks up to somebody who's into content creation or comedy or has a podcast, how do you think that person reacts when they see you just straight up like hating on somebody for doing what makes them happy? Because there's there's really no logic there. If you say, oh, he shouldn't be doing this, that's not what they're supposed to do. Now imagine that's somebody who just started away and they're thinking, like, so you've kind of been in this church stuff for 10, 15 years. I see this person, I see these guys, they have a podcast, I listen to their podcast. They talk about their wives, they talk about their kids, they joke, but you're hating on them. So is this somewhere that I really want to be if this is the type of people that it's turning into? You know what I'm saying?

SPEAKER_06 1:48:05

Because it's dangerous. Like when you see somebody, when you see somebody just hating, like, even I mean, there's I mean, there's certain shit that people do that is just like, yeah, I mean, may maybe they should, somebody should tell them, like, yo, you gotta chill with that.

SPEAKER_09 1:48:17

But when when there's just like fucking no logic to it, like, I just don't think he should be doing that. Like, you send the wrong message to the young generation.

SPEAKER_06 1:48:27

And in my experience, what I'm seeing, especially like in like catechesis or or stuff like that, like a lot of the people that gravitate to it is young people.

SPEAKER_11 1:48:38

So if they see you just hating on somebody doing what they have interest in, or for instance, because like I've seen Ashley's content, you can't tell me there's not a 16, 17, 18-year-old girl that doesn't want to do that content or consume that content. You know what I'm saying?

SPEAKER_03 1:48:55

Or not and or not even that, and it's not a good thing.

SPEAKER_05 1:48:57

There's also a lot of people, a lot of people that hate, and this is a short point, so you could go. There's also a lot of people that hate initially or say bad things or negative things initially out of just this pure envy that you're doing something that they low-key wish that they could do, but they don't have the courage to.

SPEAKER_21 1:49:13

Exactly. No, yeah, yeah. I was gonna say it's like that shit happens. I think that's what's mostly happening. Everybody has dreams. Everybody has dreams. Because the thing is, everybody wants to do something that everybody follows, that everybody does uh like like people aspire to a lot of things. That's like when we were growing up. We all wanted to be athletes, but it's like if but it's like a rapper, a rapper, a rapper or some shit. But the thing is, we that that wasn't the path that was for us. But at the end of the day, it's like a lot of us also like as we continue to grow, there are things we want to do. It's like there are things that we want in life. We see shit on the internet, he's like, Oh, I could do that, but that's as far as we go. I could do that. It's like the thing is that we went from I could do that to let's let's do it. Let's try to do it. It's a and it's At the end of the day. Listen, and it's a kind of clarity. Especially the fact that people are starting. Makes me certain that we're doing something good. Because it's like the amount of fucking like uh uh bad, not bad shit, but just like the challenges of like oh, why are you doing this? But do you think that that's good?

SPEAKER_05 1:50:21

Or do you think it's like why give me a reason why it's not, yeah, it's and not no moralistic bullshit. Give me like a real reason why it's not good.

SPEAKER_21 1:50:30

But that's and and you don't get it. You can't get it because it doesn't exist.

SPEAKER_09 1:50:34

But even in the moral, like the moralistic shit, it's just like what morals are being sacrificed?

SPEAKER_03 1:50:40

Like, you know, we all go to church before we come or whatever we from anything.

SPEAKER_11 1:50:45

But for me, that's my what is this taking away. From your family, from your faith.

SPEAKER_05 1:50:49

My priority is very straight. Like people are gonna see people people and I know in my instance.

SPEAKER_11 1:50:54

And I'll tell you right now, if that if if their spawns, let's say next week, not next week, it's July 4th, but let's just say next week we was gonna record, right?

SPEAKER_06 1:51:01

If out of fucking nowhere the the top dog or whoever says, yo, we doing we doing a convenience, all the communities have to go that weekend. Guess what? It's no podcast.

SPEAKER_05 1:51:14

I ain't doing no comedy shows that weekend.

SPEAKER_11 1:51:16

And it's been and it's been like that. Like anybody who anybody who knows us, nigga. Nah, it's like where was he where was he in Formation Convenience?

SPEAKER_06 1:51:23

Was he here? It's not anybody who knows us.

SPEAKER_03 1:51:26

Anybody who's watching the pod, right? Because if you want to find out shit, if you want to start commentating and say, if you're watching the pod and you follow the fucking schedule of many of the niggas that you so call fuck with. Nigga, you're gonna you're gonna go ahead and you're gonna see that the during the time of the like of like catechesis or whatever, niggas ain't fucking here. Or somebody has a baby is born. I ain't here. Somebody has a kid, exactly.

SPEAKER_05 1:51:50

But that's what I'm I think. We were in the convenience, all of us. Exactly. We were here. No episode. Here, my thing, I know for me, right? Similarly to Ashley too, right? People see that and they're like, oh, you're doing this because you want you want fame, you want the love from the world. That's what they're that's that's oh, they can't get past that aspect of it. Because they're like, oh, but if Ashley's TikTok takes off, then you know the likes and the comments and the shares and the money and everything, that's what that that's people can't get past that. So they just assume that that's the only reason that she's doing that. And people will assume that that that's the only reason why I'm doing the content and the stand-up comedy and all that, whatever. I'm gonna tell you right now most of you have never done stand-up comedy. You can't do stand-up comedy if you're doing it to become famous. I will I promise you that. And I can say that to you as somebody that's been doing it, and the reason that I say that is because stand-up comedy is one of the fucking hardest things I've ever done in my fucking life. I have a fucking master's degree. That shit was easier than stand-up comedy. Ten times easier than stand-up comedy, a thousand times easier than stand-up comedy. You cannot do stand-up comedy. Which collegiate institute did you attend? The Princeton Theological Seminary. But I'm telling you, you can't do and again, and to me, it goes the same way. Stand-up comedy, stand-up comedy, content creation, Instagram, TikTok. If your only goal on those things is to get famous, you will not be able to do it. Why? Because in stand-up comedy, when you start, when I started, when I started doing the open mics or whatever, open mics are the most fucking depressing shit you've ever seen in your fucking life. Yes, in an open mic, there's gonna be a couple comedians that are really fucking good. Alright? But out of 15 people that go up there, there's like four that are really good. That's a let there's 11 other motherfuckers out there who are fucking horrible at that fucking shit. Terrible. Terrible. And the entire time, it doesn't matter whether you're the horrible one or you're one of the ones that are very fucking good, the room is dead silent the entire fucking time. So you got 15 people going up there, five minutes each, and the room is dead silent every fucking time. And I'm I'm sometimes in the open mics, I'll be the only one laughing. And I'm like, why the fuck does nobody laugh? Like, this shit is funny, this guy's good, whatever. And I really, it's an open mic. It's not a comedy show. It's not a comedy show. Everybody who's in this, everybody who's in this audience right now is all comedians. Nobody's here to laugh at this other person. Everybody's here working. So somebody's up there doing their jokes, and somebody else is sitting down there going over their set in their head, writing shit, tweaking shit, whatever. They're not even paying fucking attention. So when you go to open mic and you do your fucking work, you're just working, you're getting the reps in, you're practicing. You're not doing it for the laughs, you're not doing it for the acclaim, you're not doing it for the fame. That's why for anybody who's like, oh, nigga's just, oh, he's doing it. He wants to get famous, or he wants the love for the people. Nigga, you have no idea what you're talking about. Because to get to even the little spot that I'm at now, the shit that I had to go through in those fucking open mics, there is no fame. There is no acclaim. There is no love. You literally get up there in a room full of maybe 20, 30 fucking people, and it's dead fucking silent the entire time you're up there. And you have to, you have to be fucking driven and good enough to fucking get through your fucking five minutes, tweak your fucking set, perfect your fucking set to the point where you can take that same set that you did in a quiet room of 30, take it to a room of 50, and have everybody laughing. And same. And know that it's gonna fucking work.

SPEAKER_03 1:55:15

And same shit, nigga. What what like there's bro, when it comes to comedy, my nigga, that shit, there's no malice in laughing, nigga.

SPEAKER_14 1:55:24

Exactly.

SPEAKER_03 1:55:25

Like, bro, what are we talking about?

SPEAKER_05 1:55:26

I think laughing is a that's laughing is a good fucking thing. And then on top of that, nigga, when it's like. I think comedians that want to bring laughter, like like, and that that's like that's my one of the biggest reasons that I'm in love with fucking stand-up the way that I am, is because of what you just said. Like, I love laughter. One of my favorite fucking aspects of the human experience is laughter. I think what I was talking about it earlier when we were doing the thing about music. But what what bonded us, what really made us brothers, those nights where we were at your parents' crib and listen, but is like, bro, we would talk, but we were laughing every two fucking minutes. Talking, laughing, laughing, laughing. Like, laughter is power. Laughter brings people fucking together. Like, we forged a bond, a brotherhood that will last until we're in the fucking casket off of laughs that we had 10 over 10 years ago. Like, that's the power of laugh. Laughter is a healing fucking thing. Somebody can be going through something, somebody can be fucking, they just lost somebody, they go, whatever, and they go to a comedy show and they fucking laugh for two fucking hours and they come out feeling better about their fucking situation. And nothing has changed in their situation. Nothing. Nothing has fucking changed. The only thing is that they went and they fucking for two hours, they could they just got to sit there and just fucking laugh at whatever the fuck. They got to forget their fucking struggles or whatever, and somebody got up there and did a service and made them fucking laugh. And that's that's what I love about it.

SPEAKER_11 1:56:46

And you know what it is? Like, even if what I'll say is, even if same thing with the podcast, for that matter.

SPEAKER_05 1:56:52

Same thing with the podcast. Niggas say it all the time. Joe Budden says it all the time. He got fans that freaking, yo, like I was going through it, man. I listened to the podcast, your niggas got me through it. No, it's the same shit.

SPEAKER_09 1:57:00

But that but that's what I'm saying. Like, even like for me, it's like, even if everybody's right, like, even if everybody's right, even if the podcast becomes nothing, even if I'm wasting my time, like I I die happy knowing like I did what made me happy. Like, exactly. Me and my brother met up every fucking week to do something that we were passionate about, something that we believed in. This wasn't just an idea in a group chat where we was like, pshh, yeah, niggas bugging. That shit ain't gonna go nowhere.

SPEAKER_11 1:57:31

No, nigga, we met up, we gave it our fucking all, we sacrificed time and effort. Like a lot of niggas have these fucking dreams and never reach the runway, they never get off the fucking ground because they're scared of what people are thinking, or they, or, or they feel like, you know, like, oh no, the people are gonna judge me or whatever, or no, maybe I shouldn't be doing this. I go to church. Like, my thing is like I take fucking, I'm confident in the fact that whatever I do, whatever I want to do, I do it. And and even if, even if niggas, even if niggas end up being right, I can say the difference is between me and everybody else is I did what made me happy.

SPEAKER_09 1:58:15

I followed something that I considered to be a dream. And the day that this shit stops being fun for me, I told niggas before, like, I'm not gonna do it, I'm not gonna show up.

SPEAKER_11 1:58:23

Enjoy your Saturday. Like, but this shit still does something for me. You know what I'm saying? But 10 viewers, five viewers. It doesn't give a it doesn't matter. This shit, it does something for me. Like, it means something. Like, I'm passionate about this shit. A lot of people are passionate about shit, and all they do is spend their life watching other people do it.

SPEAKER_05 1:58:42

Watching other people do it. I honestly only give a fucking podcast. And that's why my website blow up and that's why and that's why.

SPEAKER_11 1:58:47

You know how many people I know are so great at makeup, and all they do is watch other people make videos doing makeup. And that's why they hate it fucking makeup, bro.

SPEAKER_05 1:58:55

Like, and that's why, that's why those are the main people that will hate on the next bitch who starts doing the makeup shit. Because they want to fucking do it, but they don't have it in them to try, or they're too worried about what other people are gonna think. And that I'm telling, I I'm not speaking from some higher ground, holier than that. Like, now nigga, I was in that same place. If I wasn't in that same place, I don't know where I would be in the comedy world because I would have started this shit a long fucking time ago. Because I've always wanted to do this shit that I'm doing, I've always wanted to fucking do this. I've always wanted to fucking do this. That's why I'm so fucking grateful. Like, I'm telling you, my wife proves to me every single fucking year of our marriage, more and more, that I chose the right one. But this year, like, bro, like that, I'm telling you, like her, her being the fucking person that gave me the push, like, fucking do this, like this, this is fucking you, like, do this, like, I'll I I can't I can't repay her for that. Because like if I didn't have that, I don't think I would have ever done it. I don't think I would have ever done it. Plenty of people, plenty of people throughout my life have told me, like, you ever thought about that shit? You ever thought when I first started it back in uh 2011, whatever, like it was because I was working and people were like, yo, like you should fucking you should try a stand-up. And that's why, but it never stuck because it wasn't bro, it was something about her telling me, like, okay, try it, I want to see it. And if I see it and I think whatever, I'll tell you. And if I don't see it, I'm gonna tell you that I don't see it. Like, whatever. And that's it doesn't matter. Like, worst case scenario, I don't see it, and that's it. You still got your podcast or whatever. I believe in that, so like you continue doing that. But like to have her go sit down in the show and fucking be like, come out of there, like, wow, like that's that's fucking like that's you. That's fucking you like you look comfortable up there, you were great, everybody was laughing, whatever, but like fuck the fact that everybody was laughing. Like, I enjoyed it. Like, I might have been laughing harder than everybody else. And that's the thing, my wife laughs fucking harder than everybody else.

SPEAKER_21 2:00:45

I think that's a funny thing we spoke about.

SPEAKER_05 2:00:47

Yeah, bro, like, yo, I love that in every clip you can hear her. Like, I no, I actually I did a clip today, I didn't post it yet, but I got a clip today, and I'm like, damn, I don't really hear her in this one. And I was like, it's crazy because she, but you know what it was? This one, she's closer to the front. Imagine you hear her. Oh, she booed me. She was trash. She boo, she boo, she booed me one time because I I I mean I made a joke about her. But um, it was funny as hell. I'm not gonna say it here because no, because I don't want to get I don't want to get booed again. But um, but yeah, bro, like she gave me that fucking push, and I always love her for that because like you need that. That's why when we were talking with Momo a couple episodes ago, and he was like, Yeah, like bro, I'm like trying to help her, whatever. I was like, bro, like I love that, and I'm pushing Momo, like, yo, fucking push her. Don't let her quit. Don't let her give up. Make sure she keeps going. Because, bro, like, all Ashley really needs, honestly, like, yeah, like I could like and support and share, you know, Jed, I could, Zay could, whatever. But all Ashley really fucking needs at the end of the day is this nigga right here to be like, babe, I fucking believe. Like, I believe in this shit. Keep fucking doing this shit. Like, don't fucking give up, don't have acid. Like, and I know Moy saying like nigga, niggas invested. Nigga bought her shit, nigga, whatever. Like, but nigga, he's doing it. Like, I'm a buyer shit, whatever. Bro, I'm telling you, like, from the perspective of the nigga who has received that love from the spouse, what you do for Ashley when you fucking buy shit, or you fucking jump in the video, or you fucking try to help her edit the video, what you give to her in terms of support, you can't put a price on that. Because at the end of the day, that's the only shit that she needs. Everything else, all the other likes, all the other comments, none of those shits matter. It's you. If you fucking put you, that's the most important thing.

SPEAKER_03 2:02:22

And that's what's helped her, honestly, because in the beginning she was mad, shy, or whatever, she felt awkward or whatever. Bro, Ashley, and and this is it's not a hobby, bro. Like, it's not something that my wife, she's she just had baby number six. Bro, if you know my wife, and you know, babies as a hobby, it's a full-time has been doing her makeup for a very long time. And many people say, Yo, did you go to a makeup artist? All this other blah blah. Bro, ashie sits in front of the fucking mirror and she be like, So today, we're gonna put a little bit of contour. She's been doing that shit, nigga, since I married that girl. And I've always said, Why don't you do a fucking YouTube? Why don't you do it?

SPEAKER_05 2:03:03

That's who Ashley's always been.

SPEAKER_03 2:03:04

Ashley's always been jolly.

SPEAKER_05 2:03:05

And now she's putting in our time being like her style, the way that she dresses, we go to weddings or whatever. Like, Ashley, that's her. Like, niggas who she is. Like, she's not she's not playing a character, is what I'm trying to say. But that's what I'm saying.

SPEAKER_03 2:03:17

But what bothers me is that in the moment that when she finally gets out of her shell, because it it's something to get out of your shell. Like that, to get out of your shell and to fucking start posting content, knowing that you have so many judgmental people.

SPEAKER_05 2:03:32

It's the hardest fucking thing in the world.

SPEAKER_03 2:03:34

It's the hardest thing, especially a person who already struggles with self-esteem issues and doesn't need to struggle with it because she is beautiful. But she she's struggling with it because she's like, I don't guess, but then when she goes and she sees specific people who comment on it, that shit makes her fucking happy as hell because it's like those are the people that always have supported her. Meaning, right? Like she'll see Cito. She'll see fucking Rebecca, Jeddah's wife. Yeah, she sees uh fucking uh uh Eliana, like all this other shit. Like it's shit like that. Like that shit makes her happy, which makes her want to create more fucking content. And what she's trying to do primarily is just trying to show her fucking life how hectic it is. But at the end of the day, she still manages because some of y'all fucking women who are married need a fucking confidence booster. And y'all niggas need to start because oh, why my husband be treating me so like why my husband not around? Why my husband This is the wildest ad I ever heard. Then my thing is, then maybe subscribe to Ashley's tech. Maybe you should start watching because it's not fake. Those who know Ashley, it's not fake. No, it's fine. She gets herself ready, she looks beautiful, she gets ready for her husband, she goes out and looks beautiful. She nigga, she cooks for the nigga. It's not bullshit. She's just doing her regular daily shit that she wants to do.

SPEAKER_05 2:04:59

I was dumb type when I seen that rabo the other day, nigga. I was like, bro. Nigga, rabo, she makes Chinese food yesterday. Nigga, I'm fucking fasting in the middle of the day, nigga. I'm like, bro, why this video had to pop up right now, my nigga? Damn.

SPEAKER_03 2:05:10

Nah, nah, nah. But it's no disrespect to like those niggas.

SPEAKER_09 2:05:13

I know Rose's been watching her shit because Rose hit me the other like last week. She was just like, yo, you think I should make chicken and broccoli for dinner?

SPEAKER_03 2:05:22

Who you been talking to? But I don't want niggas to take it like whatever, like, oh nah. It's not that. But there are you guys know that in in the world that we live in, there is definitely a lot of people who've gotten married because of a specific, like, oh yeah, vocational. Like, yeah, this is, but it's not like it's what they have. They give up at the minute, the minute that they they've gotten married, like, oh yeah, my husband, and then now you know the husband doing shit within the community or whatever it is, and they disappear.

SPEAKER_21 2:05:56

I just want to say one thing. Not because everything is. No, no, no, no, no, no, no. My point is, and with this, I just want niggas to understand, and I wanted to get across. I don't give a fuck what any of you think. I knew he was about to say, I don't give a fuck about nothing you guys have to say. I knew I don't give a fuck what's that.

SPEAKER_06 2:06:15

I feel like G periodically every couple episodes have to remind niggas people. Nah, because it's the truth. Because it's a give hate.

SPEAKER_21 2:06:22

I don't I don't know why people start coming to me and start to fucking like, oh, like with the whole shit with C's. Like, bro, I don't give like it's not that I don't give a fuck about what he does, but it's like I don't need to be fucking giving you any fucking information.

SPEAKER_05 2:06:38

Or you don't you don't give a fuck what they think about what I'm doing.

SPEAKER_21 2:06:40

It's like I'm the wrong nigga. When yo, when you talk about people that I fucking care about, I got real fucking defensive. Like that's that's just me. It's like, yo, not just him, and I just like the niggas, it's like, yo, bro, you talk about anybody I care about, it's like I get defensive. And the thing is, you got there's a lot of people, and nigga, you know who the fuck you are at the end of the day. Because that's that you listen. And it's like, and I've talked I said this shit over the phone a couple weeks ago, and I'm gonna say it again. Bro, if you're trying to fucking just discourage niggas, you don't, it's like, bro, we don't need your fucking view. Straight up. I don't know. It's like if all you're gonna do is fucking criticize not just the fucking pod, but everything that goes up on social media, everything that's fucking being posted, everything like yo, bro, we don't need you. It's like yo, just mind your god, your goddamn business. You fucking go to church, you walk, you do what you have to do. We don't need your envious ass. It's like because at the end of the day, it's the fucking, and there's a lot of people like this person that all they do is fucking have little comments here and there. It's like uh want to make little jokes. It's like, yo, keep your jokes over there. You wanna fucking, at the end of the day, you want to view it so you can talk more shit, do it. At the end of the day, all it does, it helps us. I appreciate that. What is it? Joe says that the hate listeners, nigga, fuck it, nigga.

SPEAKER_05 2:07:59

They they pay the bills at the end of the day.

SPEAKER_21 2:08:00

At the end of the day, if you want to do that, that's fine.

SPEAKER_05 2:08:03

I'll put it to you like this at the end of the day, also, people also have to understand everything is not for everybody. Everything is not for everybody. Like, I think I don't know if Zay was saying it or Momo was saying it. Like, also, like, oh no, Momo was saying, like, yo, for those of y'all that are like in the church, walking already, in the community, got a good relationship with God, and you're doing your tripod, you're doing everything, whatever, like, yo, you don't need to listen to our podcast to get a fucking word out of nowhere, like, oh shit, like, damn, they really or you don't need to see like Ashley doing shit on TikTok to be like, wow, look at this Christian girl, like doing this kind of, or me doing comedy. You don't need that. It's not for you. It's not for you. Like, bro, I like I eventually will have we'll start doing shows where like I'll post up, like, yo, I'm doing a show here and I'll put the link or whatever. I want y'all to know I don't expect none of you niggas there. I don't. I just don't. All right. It's not, and it's not a bad thing. It's not like it's not like if I see y'all there, I'm gonna be like, oh, whoa, what the fuck you doing here? Get the fuck out of here. No, I'm just saying I don't expect you there. All right. It might, again, everything is not for everybody. That might not be for you. All right. This podcast might not be for you. Ashley's TikTok might not be for you, all right? But at the end of the day, that's fine. It will find the audience that it is for, and that's it. All right, and that's that's that's who that's who the that's the people who you have to do it for at the end of the day. You don't do it for the people who are gonna be detractors and haters. Bro. You know I'm a little bit retarded. I knew I was gonna get I knew I was gonna get a lot of fucking backlash and negativity and hate with the comedy shit. I'm telling I already, I told y'all on this episode, I've been doing this shit since for months already. I didn't post my first stand-up clip until this month, I think, or at the end of last month, or whatever. I've got mad. We're in June. Yeah, we're in June. We're in June. I I got mad fucking clips that I could have posted or whatever. Now, some clips I don't post because they're like my better jokes that I still keep in rotation or whatever, and I'm never gonna post like one of my like really, really good ones because like it takes away from the live show. But like, I was hesitant because I was like, the moment I do this, there's no turning back. Because that's gonna be the post. I said, the moment I hit send on this, this is gonna be the one that everybody sees. It don't matter. I could post a clip of the podcast, I could post something on my story, I could put whatever. But if I the moment I post a stand-up, everybody's gonna see this one. And I knew everybody saw it because immediately the week following that, mad random people started following me from the church, from the way that didn't follow me before. They all started following, whatever. I'm like, okay, so now niggas want to look and see what's not niggas wanna see what they want to know what the fuck is going on and whatever. And I got these random text messages from niggas that ain't hit me up. Niggas that didn't hit me up when I lost my dog. At the end of the day. Niggas that didn't hit me up when I was niggas that no, but not niggas is texting like, hey, uh, whatever. It's like, listen, man, at the end of the day, it's still 2,000 views. To echo what G just said, I don't, I don't give a fuck. Let me just I don't give a fuck. I'm doing this because this shit makes me happy. It's something I'm passionate about. My wife is fully lockstep on board with me in this. It doesn't take away from my home life with my children, God bless and thank God, because I don't want to do anything that takes away from them. And it's a plus for this podcast. The more that the more success that I find in that field, I will be able to transfer that over directly to what I do here. I've already seen that blueprint worked out from many different comedians, and I think if I do what I know I can do with the God-given talent that I have, because I don't do this just because I woke up and decided that I could be good at this. I don't think anybody is good at anything that God didn't give to them. Alright? That's me. That's my opinion. That's my opinion. I think people misconstrue that, whatever, but I think it goes for anybody. Like if Ashley's fucking tick, when Ashley's TikTok fucking blows up or whatever, people can say whatever they want. But God had to have a hand in it. That's me. So when all this shit goes the way that I know that shit's gonna go.

SPEAKER_03 2:11:54

I mean, she's on she blocked that 300 viewers. I don't know why she don't pass that, but it's I though. And I think

SPEAKER_21 2:12:00

Last thing I'm gonna say, I know because they wants to get something off also. Just this is gonna be the last time I address y'all bitch niggas. Whoever, like, I'm not talking, I'm not giving you guys, I'm not using our pod to fucking go and fucking tell people, fuck you. No more time. It's like, yo, I'm tired of it. It's like, bro, we've given you because it's happened multiple times. And it's like we address it, we speak about it at the end of the because it's the truth. We really don't care. And it's like, but the thing is, I personally, I whenever this topic comes up, I'm not giving you guys any more fucking PT time. Like, I don't give a fuck. Like, I'm not entertaining this conversation because I it's if you see me quiet moving forward, is that it's like, bro, I'm tired of fucking people are gonna hate, people are gonna talk shit. People are gonna want fey they're gonna pray for your downfall. Hey, bro, go kick rocks. That's just what I gotta say. Straight up.

SPEAKER_03 2:12:55

And I'm gonna plug in her fucking TikTok again. Ash dot the rose. Ash dot the rose on TikTok. Follow her, man. She'll teach you guys a thing or two how to do your fucking makeup and how to take care of yourself.

SPEAKER_09 2:13:10

So earlier in the pod, nigga, C's was asking like how our week was. And for some reason, when people ask me how I'm doing, I never know how to answer.

SPEAKER_06 2:13:18

Yeah, because hanging on you, right? Nah. But it's like I never like the shit. But people like, yo, what you but like when people say what you been up to, like, I it never occurs to me what I've actually been up to. Like, I don't know why. Like, I just draw a blank just because you asked me.

SPEAKER_05 2:13:33

I brought it up because I wanted to flex. No, nigga, like, what I've been up to, nigga. No, no, no, no. And I didn't even say what I wanted to flex. I I'll say that at the end.

SPEAKER_06 2:13:40

So, nah, what I was thinking about was so this past week, I went to three graduations, right?

SPEAKER_09 2:13:48

And I think it was like, so there I feel like there's a lesson there. So I went to Jenny. Basically, I went to Genevieve's, I went to Grayson's and Mark. And then I went to Mark's.

SPEAKER_05 2:13:59

Big Mark! Shout out, shout out, shout out my nephew Mark.

SPEAKER_06 2:14:01

My nigga is in college and like my nigga Mark knew the so one thing I noticed in these graduations, especially for the kids' graduations, is annoying. Whenever, whenever the kids, so whenever they go up, right? Whenever whenever they have a performance or when it comes time that the, you know, they say the kids' names and they walk across the stage, like, you know, I'm clapping throughout the whole shit.

SPEAKER_05 2:14:28

Yeah. But I notice, like, as I'm sitting there, I'm just like, some people, like, they only clap for their kid.

SPEAKER_06 2:14:36

Yep. And a lot of people do this. But I think the lesson there is like, and it's a lesson that I'm sure we've learned, it's a lesson, it's a lesson that Ashley probably will learn, is like, not everybody's gonna clap for you.

SPEAKER_05 2:14:49

Yep.

SPEAKER_06 2:14:50

There's really people out there who is just it's all about them. Like, they're only happy when they're winning. You know what I'm saying? Like, it's nice that she got a TikTok, but they're worried about their TikTok. If their TikTok's not hidden, they're not happy for her. But I'm one of those people that like I clap for every single kid because I clap for the kids that they have no parents there. You know what I'm saying? And even if the kids have parents there, I just clap. Because at the end of the day, the thing is, is that when you chase a dream, when you do something unapologetically, right, you can see that. Like, I'm there at the I'm there at the graduation, they had a performance, and I saw my kids up there dancing. But also, what I saw is C's kid up there dancing. And Regina is like, she's one of like the smaller kids, but she dances with the most energy.

unknown 2:15:45

Right.

SPEAKER_05 2:15:45

Yeah, Regina be going crazy. Out of the whole class, that's my baby. What I'll say is this like that shit comes from watching your parent actually fucking chase a drink. Exactly. Like, if you do it for nothing else, you do it because your kids will grow up to say, there's nothing I can't do. Exactly. Like, look, I've watched my dad do what makes him happy.

SPEAKER_06 2:16:09

I've watched my dad do YouTube, I've watched my dad do a podcast, I've watched him get on the stage.

SPEAKER_05 2:16:14

Even if you don't become anything in life, your kid watched you chase every single dream. And so they'll change. Your kid never watched you watch anybody tell you no, and you just be like, Yeah, man, you're right. Exactly.

SPEAKER_11 2:16:26

So your kids are gonna grow up, like they maybe they don't understand now, like you know, why why is mommy setting up the camera or whatever, but eventually they're gonna grow up and they'll be like, like my my mom's a YouTube star.

SPEAKER_05 2:16:37

Like they they they don't know the difference, but they just know she's putting time into something.

SPEAKER_03 2:16:42

I promise you, niggas ain't gonna ever think that Ashley is gonna be like Saint, nigga. He's gonna go on Roblox and you're gonna get a fucking uh a message. No, it's like watch Ray J's video.

SPEAKER_05 2:16:52

But in the future, but I'm telling you, that it what he's saying is facts. No, it's just because I got I got Luka, Claudia, Aria, and and Regina. Denori doesn't, she's too young or whatever. But those four, nigga, I'm telling you, because Cottle has shown them, she shows them the YouTube. I mean, they see our stuff because they they they like I have the YouTube here. So sometimes when they turn the YouTube on and have to switch it to theirs, they've seen our podcast. They've seen this. And they say, like, oh shit, like look, oh, it's the podcast. And oh, that's my Nino. Oh no, this is my Nino. Oh, that's my Nino, whatever. Oh, look at that. Nigga, they see it. And the the the my favorite thing about it is that my kids, my kids are fucking, they're dreamers, bro. They dream for real. You ask my kids what they want to do, nigga, and they say big fucking shit because they're not afraid. But why are they not afraid? Because they see me and they like, Daddy's not afraid. Like, daddy does it, daddy has it. You daddy's on YouTube, he has this, show you that. And she got like the first fucking video that I got, the first professional video of me doing standards that I got, she showed it to them. And they sat there and they fucking watched it, whatever. One of my favorite things was like they could actually watch it because it was nothing like crazy that I'll be like, oh wait, I don't want them to hear that. Whatever. But they sat there and watched and was like, oh man, yo, like to see Claudia and Regina, especially those two, just get up and be like, wow, like I could fucking do that. Like, daddy can do that, I can do it.

SPEAKER_09 2:18:03

And I'm telling you, it hits different in the future when you and your wife are trying to tell your kids to chase their dreams. When you're people that have actually chased like their dreams or what's make what's made them happy.

SPEAKER_05 2:18:17

It hits different coming from a father that started his own business. It hits different from a mom that grew her own TikTok following from one follower to 20 followers to 50. Then maybe, who knows? Maybe some shitty ass makeup company starts sending her shit. But I get, but guess what? They not sending everybody shit. Exactly. You know what I'm saying? Like it hits different when you actually like live that shit.

SPEAKER_06 2:18:40

Nigga, I went to I went to church one time and I seen I seen Lila and her her little sister, I forgot which one it was. She was like, Who's that? And she's like, Oh, he's with daddy on YouTube. Exactly.

SPEAKER_11 2:18:53

Like, like, yo, like G is like Kaiser not, and I'm just some some nigga, you know what I'm saying?

SPEAKER_08 2:18:58

He's with daddy on YouTube. Yeah, it's like, oh, you don't see him, he was with daddy. Like, like I just popped by on the stream. Straight up with the top.

SPEAKER_11 2:19:07

But I'm telling you, bro, like they like it's they say it like with pride, you know what I'm saying?

SPEAKER_05 2:19:11

Because it's like, bro, at the end of the day, other kids too. I'll be hearing other kids be like, oh, yo, we saw you on YouTube. You want to do it like that.

SPEAKER_06 2:19:20

Bro, it's hard when you just sit there and it's Jada on YouTube.

SPEAKER_05 2:19:22

I saw you.

SPEAKER_06 2:19:23

Like it's hard, it's hard when you sit there and you know, sometimes people make a lot of money, but it's like it hard, it's hard when you sit there and you do like sometimes like what people consider like a dead-end job or a nine to five. Like, it's hard to convince your kids, oh, chase your dreams, follow your dreams.

SPEAKER_05 2:19:38

Like, oh, you want to be a doctor, you can do it. You can do it.

SPEAKER_06 2:19:41

They'd be like, yeah, but what did you do that was hard?

SPEAKER_05 2:19:43

You know, did you chase something? Did you what adversity did you ever overcome?

SPEAKER_06 2:19:48

And that's when you get to show them like, yo, bro, look at this, look at this business I built, bro. Nigga, I was in, I was in the red for a long time. Look at this account. I got, I don't know, 600 followers. Bro, the account don't come with 600 followers, it comes with zero. Exactly. I had to build that shit brick by brick by brick. Like, nigga, the first couple podcasts we posted, nigga, zero views. Nigga, literally. I would be the first comment. Like, so even if I even if you go in there and I see fucking 50, 70, it's like, bro, like, that shit started from zero. Like, when they get older, they'll understand that shit even like even better than us.

SPEAKER_03 2:20:24

And like you know how proud I am as a fucking father, nigga, to fucking go ahead and nigga and wake up early in the morning, nigga, and be chilling. And then Noah comes in, he's like, Daddy, Elijah's fucking playing in the room. And I'm like, yo, Noah, tell tell Elijah to go calm down, because I'm gonna go get him now. Elijah, he goes up to Elijah, he says, Yo, Elijah, it's like stop playing in the room. And and Elijah's like, what? He was like, stop. And then Noah's like, Poppy said, stop playing in the room because you're gonna get in trouble. And he's like, Stop that bitch shit.

SPEAKER_06 2:21:00

Is that the video you saw earlier? Yes, bro. I was listening to it in the car, but I think the volume is messed up. I'm like, what's going on? Yeah, I didn't hear it.

SPEAKER_03 2:21:08

It's very faint. You gotta listen. Nigga said, stop that bitch shit.

SPEAKER_20 2:21:12

Nigga said, stop that bitch shit.

SPEAKER_03 2:21:14

Nigga, and then don't come back. Nigga said, Daddy, nigga said, Daddy, uh uh, nah, that wasn't fun. No podcast, nigga. I think that's just my regular language, nigga. Nigga, he goes, he goes, Daddy. No, I said, stop that. Uh Elijah said, stop that miss shit.

SPEAKER_02 2:21:32

I was like, miss shit. Nigga said, bitch shit.

SPEAKER_03 2:21:35

Like, no, he said stop that bitch shit, actually.

SPEAKER_02 2:21:38

I know exactly what he said. It's like stop snitching, nigga. Leave me the fuck alone, nigga.

SPEAKER_09 2:21:42

That's like when my daughter says fuck nigga. I know she could only have heard that from me. Nah, nigga.

SPEAKER_03 2:21:48

All I want niggas to understand is one thing, bro. Follow Ash.del Rose just so that if you need help with your fucking contouring and your fucking, because that's why your husband don't love you. Figure it out. Hey.

SPEAKER_05 2:22:10

This nigga is just shooting for no reason. For no reason. This nigga is saying why.

SPEAKER_03 2:22:15

Why my husband don't love me? Bro, is this you don't follow Ash?

SPEAKER_05 2:22:18

I don't follow Ash.

SPEAKER_09 2:22:20

We all be talking, but the shit is when Momo talking, bro, is bullets.

SPEAKER_05 2:22:25

That nigga be shooting, nigga. Bullets. That nigga shoot like Jalen Brunson, nigga. Yeah, probably. Harry shoulders and all, nigga. Uh, yo, this has been episode 33, man. We uh for those of y'all that fuck with us, keep fucking with us, man. Like, share, comment, do all that good shit y'all been doing. For those of y'all that don't fuck with us, but watch anyway. We appreciate the views because we couldn't do it without you. You know what I'm saying? So keep it locked and stay tuned, man. This is the pie show, politically incorrect. We will see y'all when we see y'all. Next week is July 4th. Everybody be safe out there. Don't do nothing we wouldn't do, which is merge you a lot of zoom. Leaves you a lot of work to do. We will have some merch coming soon.

SPEAKER_09 2:23:01

And yo, July 4th is coming. Stay out of Ashley's kitchen.

SPEAKER_06 2:23:04

I don't know how many times we gotta say it to you niggas. Stay out of her kitchen, stay off her couch, bro. If she asks you, there's nothing in the cabinets that you need. If she asks you, I promise you there's nothing.

SPEAKER_05 2:23:13

What can I do for you?

SPEAKER_11 2:23:15

She can't she can't do nothing for me. I'm gonna tell you, she can't do nothing.

SPEAKER_02 2:23:20

If she come on and do for bro, what do you need? You need something? What do you need? You need to get away from the city. If she ever hits you with the Hey, do you need anything?

SPEAKER_05 2:23:29

If she asks what you need, you need to leave. And if you come to my house and come to inside my house and leave it, and leave the door open when it comes to my house.

SPEAKER_03 2:23:38

You have so much fucking priority, nigga. I mean, like, nigga, that shit don't that don't fucking go.

SPEAKER_21 2:23:44

Nigga, I had one and I stood in the middle of the kitchen. She was like, Jetta, you you looking for something?

SPEAKER_03 2:23:51

Oh shit, that was the battle. That was the battle. And you you were looking at nah nigga.

SPEAKER_04 2:23:55

She was like, 'cause the exit, because the exit is right over.

SPEAKER_03 2:23:58

Nah, niggas be coming in and opening up cabinets talking about, yo, I want, I want fucking hooler chocolate.

SPEAKER_22 2:24:03

Nigga, since when you never had that shit, nigga.

SPEAKER_03 2:24:07

Nigga just be thinking how you I want me to do. That smoothie I saw the other day, you have it there? Nigga, what