Touch the Butt & Other Bad Decisions

This week on Moose on the Loose, Jasmin and Tara take on Finding Nemo — and somehow turn a wholesome kids’ movie into absolute chaos.

We start with a very unhinged retelling of the plot (including one of the most inappropriate takes on that opening scene you’ll ever hear), before diving into Marlin’s overprotective parenting, Nemo’s rebellious “touch the butt” moment, and whether Dory is actually helpful… or just a walking disaster. 

From there, things spiral (as always). We introduce a brand-new game, “Finding… in Real Life,” which quickly turns into questionable confessions, chaotic oversharing, and stories that probably should’ve stayed off the internet. There’s also conspiracy theories (some valid, some… absolutely not), a heated AITA debate about grown adults watching “kids’ movies,” and an ongoing argument about whether Finding Nemo even has a villain at all.

Expect big laughs, unfiltered takes, mildly concerning personal stories, and the kind of commentary that completely ruins a childhood classic—in the best way.

Just keep listening 🐠

Transcript

SPEAKER_01 0:28

Welcome back to Moose on the Loose, the podcast where, oh, I'm gonna go touch the butt. I think I say that so well. Like, can you picture that line in the movie and how exactly accurate I am?

SPEAKER_03 0:45

Well, I don't think he went, uh, I'm gonna touch the butt. I think they were like, ooh, he's gonna touch the butt.

SPEAKER_01 0:51

No, you're wrong. I'm correct. Listen to the movie. Go back and listen to what I'm telling you. It sounds exactly like how I did it.

SPEAKER_03 0:58

I feel like you are very like strongly like you know for a fact that you're right. So I'm not even gonna. If you say it like that, if you say it like that, then yeah, that's really impressive.

SPEAKER_01 1:07

I kind of was like, shit, okay, sorry. Well, I I just I think I'm probably most likely right because my kids all autistic, and and you know, I don't know, regular kids do this, but autistic kids will read uh watch the same movie over and over and over and over. And so, oh, I saw finding memo maybe 600 times.

SPEAKER_03 1:26

Yeah, I saw it quite a lot.

SPEAKER_01 1:28

I'm pretty confident, yeah, yeah. So, oh, we're doing finding memo. We hadn't said that before.

SPEAKER_03 1:38

Okay, so uh welcome, Tara. Oh, thank you, Jasmine. I'm very happy to be here finally. How are you been? Um, I've been fantastic. How have you been?

SPEAKER_01 1:48

So so so uh no, no, I have also been good, and um, I know I was saying to you before that I'm just like you know, movies, and we said we talk about whatever is funny, and I'm like, um, I'm kind of finding the am I the assholes a little bit funnier, and I think part of that is your outrageous take on them. Just like someone who is a fucking idiot, and you're like, I can see his point. This person has a fucking point, and it blows my mind, and so I want to hear a little bit more of that. I want to throw some more stuff at you and see what comes back. Um, so we might we might do that like in the next episode, but for today, let's do a summary.

SPEAKER_03 2:34

Okay, let's go for it.

SPEAKER_01 2:37

Okay, there is uh two fish and they're in love. They live in an anemone, they're both plant fish, and when they uh they've laid their eggs, and before all of the eggs get eaten by a giant barracuda, the two of them are flirting in a way that you just know that they're about to fuck, right? Like he's like Marlon is chasing the wife through the anemone, trying to lay a kiss on her. She's like playfully running away, ha ha ha ha ha ha. And then he jumps out like I'm gonna get you, but it's like it's like a flirtatious thing. But then instead of fucking, she gets eaten by the barracks.

SPEAKER_03 3:19

Talk about change in emotions. Sorry, like but like you know, one flirtatious moment and then a second later you're dead.

SPEAKER_01 3:26

Oh, I know. Can you imagine? Like, she probably did was dead so fast that he still had a boner. And so he had to like sit there with a dead wife and a home up all at the same moment.

SPEAKER_03 3:38

It's still form of cold. I don't know how fish work, but you know, I'm not gonna waste it.

SPEAKER_01 3:46

What's he gonna do with it? There's no fish around for him to anyway. So uh all of the little fishy babies get eaten except for one, but it's a little bit damaged. And so when he comes out of his egg, sack, his little egg sack, he's got a damaged little fin, and the dad's very, very protective of him because I look the level of care that he dishes out on this tiny little fish, what would he have done if he literally had 35,000 kids? Well, that's the thing. Like, were they all gonna live in the enemy?

SPEAKER_03 4:15

He probably would have wished how we would have fantasized about back in the day how he kind of wished that his partner and him weren't flirting, like flirting and she, you know, was hoping that like she got eaten, you know, and it ended the way that it ended, you know, like and remembering that time and being like, fuck, I wish that barracuda got her and the five eggs too.

SPEAKER_02 4:35

These kids are too much.

SPEAKER_01 4:38

I think don't like I don't think there's so many laid because there's a certain amount, you know, in in the fish world where they will get eaten. So for the species to continue, you have to have quite a number of them because only a couple of them are gonna live. So really, he's only mourning the death of like six babies and a wife, not 35,000, you know. 35,000 is an arbitrary number. I came up with that.

SPEAKER_03 5:02

I'm actually curious to know how many they do lay to say to see how close you are to it.

SPEAKER_01 5:08

All right, hang on. We find out how many fishy babies.

SPEAKER_03 5:15

Your what was your guess before you put it in?

SPEAKER_01 5:17

Your 35,000.

SPEAKER_03 5:19

So mine's gonna be like um fuck. 100 million. Oh no, no, no. 100 million? No, that's a good one million.

SPEAKER_01 5:26

We'll go one million. Oh, we're both retarded. They lay between 100 and 1500 inch. There look so much more in the in the thing. Um but also they they lay them every 10 to 14 days.

SPEAKER_03 5:43

Yearly speaking, then, times that by however many. Are we sort of close?

SPEAKER_01 5:51

Um 1500 times what did you say? How many?

SPEAKER_03 5:57

Well, in a whole year. So if they do it however many times they do it, times that for a yearly basis. I don't know. I don't even know why we're doing this now.

SPEAKER_01 6:06

1500 times 26 is 39,000. We're pretty close to my guess. So yeah, I assume that his whole yearly amount worth of fishy babies was in that hole, but he knew that most of them get eaten, so he's really not as upset as what the stats would imply. Anyway, okay, good. We've talked about that enough. And so the the little the little fish is very protective of him, and so he's pushing back, obviously, like he wants his independence because his dad's fucking suffocating him. And so when a uh a little fishy dares him to go swim out into the open ocean, which he knows he's not supposed to do, uh, to go touch a um a boat, which they think is called the butt because fish don't speak human language. They say everyone's.

SPEAKER_03 6:47

Because he was watching, and then they're like, Oh, look how far we got. And then she's like, Oh, you made me ink. And then he's like, Oh, my dad said it's not a good idea, and then he freaks out, and that's when he changes his attitude and goes touches the butt.

SPEAKER_01 7:01

Yeah, they said yours too small. Yeah, and he's like, Yeah, I'm not anyway. So there, they say every single word perfect except the word boat, and they unfortunately say the word butt instead. And so they go off and and he and he touches the the butt, and then uh a diver scoops him up, takes him back to a fish tank, which happens to be in a dentist's office. Dad then swims across the ocean, meets a fish that is has got short-term remember loss. Remember loss. And her name is Dory. Uh, and they manage to get all the way across the ocean despite her fucking them over at every single fucking turn. And and then, but he's still the bad guy when he calls her on it. He's like, for fuck's sake, you are a walking fucking disaster. And she's like, I thought we were a family. I thought we were your family, you know. And he's like, I'm sorry, I shouldn't have treated you so harshly. I'm like, she fucking nearly got you eaten by a shark, eaten by an anglerfish, like lost the only clue to where your son has got. She's a she was a fucking menace, right? Anyway, they get there, Nemo escapes, and then uh, you know, after he proves that he, you know, Marlon doesn't need to be so obsessively protective, um, they they swim back and they live back on the reef to the end of their days. And I assume that Marlon gets a stepmother fish who doesn't really like Nemo, and then they all start fighting.

SPEAKER_03 8:29

Well, I just assume that they'll have a weird, like, you know, dynamic of like, even though it's not possible for them to procreate, they, you know, like Dory.

SPEAKER_01 8:42

Oh my gosh. Oh, sorry, I thought you meant Nemo. Oh, I thought you meant Nemo and he's dad. You sick motherfucker. Oh no, you sick motherfucker. No, I was I was outright.

SPEAKER_03 8:51

I was talking about bloody, whatever her name is, um Dory and um Marlin.

unknown 8:57

Yeah, yeah, right.

SPEAKER_01 8:59

Yeah. He's also a clownfish. Why would you why would they call him Marlin? That's a completely different type of clown.

SPEAKER_03 9:04

Well, what would you expect them to be called?

SPEAKER_01 9:08

Clowny. Clowny.

SPEAKER_03 9:09

Okay.

SPEAKER_01 9:10

Dory's called Dory, and she's a Dory.

SPEAKER_03 9:14

They call me it. Because the clown, it the oh, I do get it.

SPEAKER_01 9:21

Oh my god, thank you.

SPEAKER_03 9:22

You made me stutter so bad just then. I was that mortified. I was like, oh, I don't know what to say.

SPEAKER_01 9:29

I should say again it, but I sometimes look. Uh the reason that I'm on this different microphone today is because I'm so devastated that you said one week and nobody else got to hear it except for me. No, no, no, I think my microphone crushed the sound.

SPEAKER_03 9:44

And you fucked up a word before too, but now because I have a memory of Dory, I can't remember what the word was. And I was gonna give you shit for it, but then I couldn't remember my woo-woo what.

SPEAKER_01 9:53

Yeah, you gotta you gotta get it in the moment. Now, I don't know. Matt went back and had a listener, he couldn't he couldn't hear it. And um, he was really looking forward to hearing it. I'd really talked it up and and there was disappointment in the listeners.

SPEAKER_03 10:03

We laughed hysterically, so I don't know, our laughter gave it you know the context of how funny it was.

SPEAKER_01 10:11

I wanted to like sound grab it so I could play it as one of our like you know, sounds like when you get married uh at your funeral.

SPEAKER_03 10:23

Yeah, that's everyone before she died, or before we put her underneath the ground, we wanted to listen to this. Woo woo what? Woo woo what yeah, yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_01 10:32

That'll become something I'm known for. I'll be like, I'm regretting this now, I'm regretting making this big thing. Um, okay. Would you like? Consider I could just couldn't find two good mooses and a lie, and then I got over it. Would you like to play a game that I invented just for this particular episode? I am very excited. Okay, it's called finding dot dot dot in real life. And what I will do is uh I'm gonna ask you questions about uh things that you found in the weirdest place or things that you have been found doing.

SPEAKER_03 11:13

Wow, okay, that was random. Okay, let's go.

SPEAKER_01 11:18

Let's start simple and clean. Oh yeah. What's the weirdest place you've uh found your keys?

SPEAKER_03 11:28

Weirdest place I found my kid.

SPEAKER_01 11:32

And that might no keys.

SPEAKER_03 11:33

Oh my kid. I was like, fuck, okay.

SPEAKER_01 11:37

No, simple. But like you might never have misplaced your keys. That's fine. Weirdest.

SPEAKER_03 11:42

Oh people put them in the fridge. No, you know what I have done, but this was I blame this on pregnancy brain, and you know, we'll say it was keys, but it wasn't. It was like a $20 note, but I threw the threw it in the bin and then like and I had it in my hand, was about to go out the door, and then I was like, oh, I better put this in the bin, and then I put it in the bin and spent the rest of the afternoon crying over the fact that I put my $20 note in the bin and I am a really bad parent. Um I've got a follow-up question. Why'd you put it in the bin? I think nappies, I think because you know how they poo a lot when they first come out, and like it's just you're always consistently changing nappies and sorry, sorry.

SPEAKER_01 12:26

So you also had a nappy in your hand at the same time.

SPEAKER_03 12:28

Yeah, yeah, it was justifiable.

SPEAKER_01 12:31

Okay, I needed that context. Yeah, I think that's a good thing. But not keys, sorry.

SPEAKER_03 12:36

I don't where's your weirdest key moment?

SPEAKER_01 12:40

I've never done any weird keys. I I put them in all sorts of stupid fucking places and can't find them. It's easy to do. I always lose them. Uh yeah, I lose them all the time, but I haven't put them anyway, actually. Super weird, like every dream. Okay, weirdest place you've fallen asleep.

SPEAKER_02 12:54

Weirdest place I've fallen asleep.

SPEAKER_03 12:57

Probably at work.

SPEAKER_01 12:59

Yeah, I've fallen asleep at work fully.

SPEAKER_03 13:01

I've had someone fall asleep in at work in the office, like, and you know, I they my back was to them, but they started snoring. You know, it was one of those awkward moments where like I was like, oh god, I'm embarrassed for them. And you know, when they woke up, yeah, I was like, oh, you know, how was your sleep? But morning.

SPEAKER_01 13:21

Yeah, no, good afternoon. You're fired. Uh you know what? I actually fell asleep in the lash chair. Have you ever had lash extensions put on?

SPEAKER_03 13:28

Oh yeah, that can happen.

SPEAKER_01 13:30

It's so relaxing. It's the most, but I woke up because I did this. And you know, their face is close to your face, and I just did this pig snort right in her face, and then was like, oh my god, I'm so sorry. I just woke myself up pig snorting. She's like, I take it as a compliment. It means that you know you're relaxed, and I'm like, You're telling your family about this tonight. You're going home going, this fucking woman pig snorted in my family.

SPEAKER_03 13:57

I've actually had like one, like one of my very first boyfriends, and we're all chilling out when I was living with my nana. Um, we're both chilling out in the lounge, and my nana had fallen asleep and she farted herself awake.

SPEAKER_01 14:12

It's funny if it's all me. She was like, Oh, I don't know why.

SPEAKER_03 14:16

Did I just fart? And then, like, we're like, oh, we're like giggling like schoolgirls. I was like, yeah, it was funny. We're like, no, no. Oh no, I was like, yeah, Jesus Christ, and farted you, you farted yourself awake.

SPEAKER_01 14:31

I feel like this is the people pleaser in me. If someone farted, I would be like, and if they said, like, did I fart? I'd be like, oh, I didn't, I didn't hear it if you did. And I'm sure that Matt does that to me fucking constantly. And he's like, I've never heard or smelled a fart that you've done, Jasmine. I don't think you've ever farted. And I'm like, You're lying, you lying, fucking piece of shit. Fucking know you're lying to protect my feelings.

SPEAKER_03 14:56

I just have a rule in a relationship that once my first fart is out, there's no going back. Like it's it's downhill from there. And like then it's one of those things where it's they're actually really disgusted. And um, yeah. They get disgusted? Well, some of the noises that come out of me are pretty manly. Well, that's right, but they also think they're disgusted.

SPEAKER_01 15:23

Okay, a time that someone found you or walked in on you doing something awkward.

SPEAKER_03 15:28

Oh god, my mum. Using my black brain.

SPEAKER_01 15:32

Feel free not feel free not to say it if it's too personal.

SPEAKER_03 15:36

Wait, what did you say? I'm not saying it again in case we didn't hear it, but I don't know. I might have crushed what you were saying. Whatever. I she walked in like was a when I was living at home, and like it was my first experience of using a vibrating toy. So I had closed the door and was using it, and it was one of those toys that were really, really, really loud. Like, mmm. I appreciate the reason. So she had did the knock open thing, and because the way to turn it off, you had to unscrew the bottom of it. So I was like trying to fiddle quickly, and it was like she looked at me, I looked at her, she closed the door, and we never spoke about it again.

SPEAKER_01 16:16

Oh, you just looked each other up eyes while you had a vibrator on your vagina. I had blanket on, like I was under the sheet. No, it doesn't matter. Would you move? Did you move out immediately?

SPEAKER_03 16:27

No, but I stayed in my room for like a week. Yeah. Yeah. I don't know if she remembers that, and hopefully, I don't know if she will ever listen to my podcast. And you know, first one. She's she doesn't like me swearing, so fuck me.

SPEAKER_01 16:44

I don't think I have anything. What? I don't think I've got anything like that. Anything um walked in. Really? I feel like maybe the kids have opened the door and you've had to very quickly um make sure the life is okay.

SPEAKER_02 17:01

Oh, you're so you're boring. Why?

SPEAKER_01 17:09

Well, I tell you what, I did um an intimate thing at Harloom pools in Heathcote, you know, where that like it's in the bush, but it's public, like people go there to swim in the watering holes. And I don't know, I'd been there like all morning and there had been nobody there, and it felt like very secluded. And then like the second the intimate thing was done, it it was like tourist fucking Palooza. Like every single person was coming down walking to the wall, and I'm just like was by the a hair. They were probably there, and they were like, just wait till they're done. Oh, seriously, now do you say that? Ah no, 100%.

SPEAKER_03 17:54

That's awesome.

SPEAKER_01 17:56

Oh no, just realizing that I'm embarrassed.

SPEAKER_03 17:59

We've done it, not having my another a previous ex. We've done it near a window where it was like obviously a mirror window where you could see like it was a long time ago, so I've had to live this down for a very long time. And I'm still a bit embarrassed, but you know, I I was young, so my skin was nice. So, you know, they had a nice show, I'm assuming. Because yeah.

SPEAKER_01 18:21

So wait, wait, wait. Sorry, it was a mirror on your side, but they could see through.

SPEAKER_03 18:25

I'm not sure.

SPEAKER_01 18:26

So you thought that you were behind something and everybody could see through. Who was on the other side? Was it a show?

SPEAKER_03 18:34

So like I'm hoping it wasn't like the Oh my god!

SPEAKER_01 18:38

In a hospital, why were you there?

SPEAKER_03 18:41

I wasn't inside the hospital.

SPEAKER_01 18:43

Like oh my god, every time you say something, that story gets crazier.

SPEAKER_03 18:51

Oh my god, I can't I need to tone my stories down. I need levels of like my stories because I've got way worse stories. But we'll leave that for another time.

SPEAKER_01 19:01

Yeah, let's one story a day. Have you walked in on somebody else doing something? Yeah. Who? Why?

SPEAKER_03 19:11

Um, I haven't had it like previous. I don't like I've well, the person I'm gonna talk about probably listens to this podcast, but like okay, well don't they they don't I know they won't mind, but yeah, like there's been moments where like they've been quite open about doing it quite publicly, and it was more of a joke at the time because I were like just doing it on the lounge. I'm pretty sure you were there. You weren't the person on the lounge, but I'm pretty sure you're like, I don't know, or like you might have just left or whatever, but it was a group of friends, and there was a situation where like you know, they got kind of hot and heavy, but they didn't stop.

SPEAKER_04 19:51

Inappropriate. Inappropriate button for inappropriate stories.

SPEAKER_01 19:59

I've I thought that I was prepared for that segment. I don't want to ever talk about this again.

SPEAKER_03 20:12

Um I shouldn't do podcasts, honestly. I'm like a keyboard warrior, I'll talk. But if I were actually I'd probably say it to someone's face, honestly. I'm just I'd talk and then afterwards I think about what I say.

SPEAKER_01 20:25

I think you need to do what I do, which is never tell anyone your identity so that you're not associated with the podcast. And you could just hello, I'm Mr. X. It's that sort of thing. Like, don't unless we get an award, don't tell anyone who you are. Like, and if you get an award, just be like, no, it's me, it's me, it's me. I'm Humphrey Simpson, it's Mr. X. Yeah. Uh I don't think we're getting any awards. Um, did you have like you said that you had prepared something for this Nemo episode that you begged to do obsessively every week? Is it Nemo week? Can we do Nemo? I think we should do Nemo even though there's no villain in the fucking movie. Did you prepare something? Is that correct?

SPEAKER_03 21:05

I have a couple of um statements I would like to make about the movie. Please do. Now is your chance. Okay. Well, I've got some conspiracy theories because like the games, honestly, I didn't I ran out of time. I'm hopeless. Like the ideas are in my head when we do the podcast, and then you know, yeah, next podcast, I swear. But anyway, conspiracy theories. So apparently, Marlon, um, what's the conspiracy? I already told you this that he um is he imagines Dory and like the whole ocean thing, like him looking for his son, is actually like it's just because wait, was that it?

SPEAKER_01 21:44

No, I thought you were saying he imagines Nemo, like one of the kids. Oh yeah, that was it. I'm making up parenting an imaginary baby.

SPEAKER_03 21:50

Yes, that is correct. That is very, very correct. I'm so sorry. I'm making up my own stories now. Um I think. That's dumb and not true. I think it's very silly. Oh, okay. Well, obviously, this one that octopuses only have seven arms, which means which other leg is what? Oh! Did you not know that? No, what the fuck? No, that's crazy. Okay, I can't believe you didn't know that. I'm shocked you didn't know that. So, yeah, when you touch an octopus and you touch its like one of its eight tentacles, you don't know if it's a leg or something else.

SPEAKER_01 22:30

I tell you what, never touch an octopus. And here's how I know that. I took a picture of one and put it on the community notice board.

SPEAKER_03 22:37

And didn't I hear about it? Are you still going with that? Did anyone, did your partner end up asking him another question about the blurry photo?

SPEAKER_01 22:45

No, you know, I haven't heard anything more for a little while, but my god, those people were like, that's not very smart. That's not very clever. I shouldn't be touching an octopus. Oh, the fuck, I didn't touch it. Does a photo show my finger fingering this fucking thing? It doesn't. It doesn't. I might just go back and finger it just because they can't tell me what to do.

SPEAKER_03 23:03

Yeah, I know.

SPEAKER_01 23:05

Like, this is a photo of me doing stuff to be onto. Uh, yeah, yeah, okay, so I'll never be in that situation where I might potentially touch an octopus' penis because the eighth leg is actually a penis. That's never gonna happen to me. It is there any other conspiracy.

SPEAKER_03 23:21

Well, this isn't actually a conspiracy. This would be truth if it actually happened. But um clownfish are her maphrodiets. So if the female dies, the dominant fem male turns into a female. So Marlin would be Marlene.

SPEAKER_01 23:37

I wonder if that's what like why they chose a clownfish, because he became a mum and a dad, I suppose, you know? I don't know. Maybe not. Maybe I'm overthinking that.

SPEAKER_03 23:47

Well, I think we overthink and underthink a lot of it.

SPEAKER_01 23:49

He can just be a single dad. He doesn't have to be a mum to be the only one with his kid. He could literally just be a single dad.

SPEAKER_03 23:54

I like this one. Sharks don't actually hold support groups. So the whole Fisher Friends and your food thing is iconic, but sharks don't gather it in underwater self-help circles trying to fix their eating habits. I'm banning you from chat talking.

SPEAKER_01 24:09

I'm banning me from chat.

SPEAKER_03 24:11

I hate chat at the moment.

SPEAKER_01 24:13

Yeah, we're banned. Alright. Uh next up.

SPEAKER_04 24:28

Tell me my table.

SPEAKER_01 24:34

I'm really interested to hear what you make of this one. I'm not 100% sure who's the asshole here. Um, but I think they sound like a bunch of fucking idiots. So here we go. My dad likes to bother me for having childish interests. I collect Lego, I watch animated movies, and I date people who are into cosplay like I am, etc. Yes, I do all that stuff. I am also 35 with a career. I own my own home, well, me and the bank for now. I played a fairly rough sport at an intercollegiate level. I am pretty comfortable with my masculinity and find his lack of understanding more amusing than hurtful. I was over at his place with my girlfriend and we were talking about Netflix because he uses my account and they are getting fucky about it. Well no, it just means they are getting fucky about it because it's your account. What they're like. We're upset that you're still letting us use your account. We don't want to use your account. Like what it doesn't make any sense. It says, I said that Disney Plus was still okay to use, and he started in on me for watching kids' shows. Him and my mum watch the old TV shows and the nature shows on it. He is an ass, so he asked my girlfriend if I did cosplay as a girl. She is not as used to him as I am, and I had to move the conversation along before she started something. There's a problem in that in itself. Like uh he shouldn't just be putting up with it all this time if she's got a problem with it. Good, fucking sort him out. Uh so I convinced him to watch a movie with us so I could show him why I enjoyed the movies. I chose up. Have you seen the movie Up? I do. Yeah, I love that movie.

unknown 26:12

Okay.

SPEAKER_01 26:13

He would not shut up during the beginning when the kids met, but he was intent during the part with no dialogue. Him and my mum were both crying at the end when the old guy was sitting alone on the steps to his house. I paused it and asked him if he needed a hanky. He called me an asshole and got up and left. My mum said there was stuff in that scene that probably brought up a bad feeling for him, and she did not elaborate. I apologized to him and then I asked if he understood that the cartoons I watch are multi-layered and aren't just for kids. He said he understood, but he's still upset that I mocked him for crying. He has had no problem belittling me for my choices for over 20 years, but he is butthurt because I made fun of his emotions. Am I the ass though?

SPEAKER_02 26:53

Emotional damage. Um not at all.

SPEAKER_01 26:59

No, you think it's fine to tease people when they show their emotions all the time.

SPEAKER_03 27:06

I still call them cartoons and they're called animation. Like anime, sorry. Fuck it. Yeah, yeah, I definitely I stick with my my choices.

SPEAKER_01 27:19

Is the dad an asshole for belittling him all the time about his cosplay, etc.

SPEAKER_02 27:30

No what are your thoughts?

SPEAKER_01 27:32

Oh my god. I mean both of them are mean and inappropriate, and uh, you know, I actually there's something in here that I get the frustration. Like, Matt doesn't watch kids' movies, he says they're for kids, and I'm like, some of them are really good, and I'd love to show them to him, and he's just not interested. And I just have to accept that I like it and he doesn't like it, and you know, whatever. Uh, but but you get that feeling of like, yeah, but if you watched it, I bet you would like it, you know. Um, but whatever, like he does, you know, and I don't just I don't be like, I don't know, don't tease him about it, he doesn't tease me because I watch the movies with the kids. It's fine, do whatever you want. Um, so yeah, no, don't tease someone for their preference. Um, and and yeah, if someone is done what you asked them to do and were affected by it, and then you like give them a back-handed slap and tell them, ah, gotcha, you fucking idiot. You're crying now, aren't you? I mean, fuck, what did you want? This is what you wanted. Because you should be like, you know, hand on the shoulder, like, yeah, dad, I get it. That's you know, it is very emotional sometimes. It's a realistic white second thing to watch, you know, it brings up feelings for you. It's you know, that's the beauty of it. And and um, you know, educate him on what that's supposed to look like, not just every you tease, I tease, everybody teases. So it's all you know, normal, but it's not, you know, fine. I just think, yeah, I think they're both the asshole. And and your take was neither of them are assholes. I think they should tease each other. 100%.

SPEAKER_03 29:11

I like my thing's horror movies. I love watching horror movies, and a lot of men and partner, he watches them because he uh he doesn't have a choice, but they're not a fan of horror movies or documentaries about murder. I don't know why women are so obsessed, but it they're awesome and for some reason it makes guys very uncomfortable. I love it.

SPEAKER_01 29:33

So the theory is that women uh want to gain information because they're more at risk of getting murdered, so they want to know, like, think through what I would do if I was in this situation to get prepared for if it happened. And men probably get uncomfortable because it portrays men as being that, you know, and they've they're like, fuck, you're letting down the species, dude. Fucking things. Well, I don't know. Make this look back.

SPEAKER_03 29:58

Well, I think it's more like I don't know if it's a phobia of like maybe they think that we're gonna flip it one day, and then because we've watched so many of these shows, we will know exactly how to get away with it.

SPEAKER_04 30:17

Oh my god. Oh my god!

unknown 30:23

No!

SPEAKER_03 30:27

Oh my god! Oh my god! What? Am I a murderer or like is this a bad thing?

SPEAKER_01 30:34

Oh, you might have just started a movement. There's like a female military starting to train in the desert. They're like, when we're done, there'll be not one man left on this earth.

SPEAKER_03 30:45

That's what men are stupid. They're they're not stupid. I wouldn't say stupid, but they're you know, it's like it's it's a lot to do. Whereas women think of everything, everything, like every single little scenario that we can possibly think of. So, well, I do anyway. So I would have every scenario under the sun if a cop were to come to my door and be like, you know, haven't seen the partners for ages.

SPEAKER_01 31:12

If the female takeover thing has happened, then all the male cops will be dead, and so the female cop to show up and be like, oh, good job. Yeah, good job working.

SPEAKER_03 31:21

They'd be like, wow, your house is really clean and like your kitchen smells lovely.

SPEAKER_01 31:25

And you really there's not even any point investigating here. I can smell the bleach. I'm not even gonna worry about it. Like, I know you've done such a good job cleaning. There's there's no way we get it.

SPEAKER_03 31:34

Well, crime would go up, like obviously, like 50%, because like if there's 50% of male population, but once that 50%, you know, is done, I reckon the crime level would be like zero. It makes sense. Girl math, okay.

SPEAKER_01 31:49

Oh my god, you just did. I don't think that was very good maths, but I appreciate the the vibe of what you were going for there. Uh okay, well, tell me, Tara.

SPEAKER_02 32:01

Yes.

SPEAKER_01 32:03

Uh uh, who is the villain in Nemo? And keeping in mind that I said many a time, there's no fucking villain. Well, firstly, Nemo, shouldn't do Nemo, there's no villain. Tara, who's the villain?

SPEAKER_03 32:16

Well, I was gonna ask you who the victim is. So I can tell you the villain is. Because is the victim um, you know, Nemo, or is the victim Marlin having to go look for Nemo?

unknown 32:28

I don't think anyone's the victim.

SPEAKER_03 32:29

I can hear you whispering, but I don't know what you're saying.

SPEAKER_01 32:32

Well, I don't think anyone's the victim.

SPEAKER_03 32:34

Oh, you said that. You've said that so many times, I should have known. No, well, yeah, there is, because then you have the person that tried to steal Nemo from the ocean. He could be the bad person because he's literally taking him from your home.

SPEAKER_01 32:47

He thought he was rescuing him. He says, I found this little guy struggling for life out on the reef.

SPEAKER_03 32:53

Oh my god, do we sound like that to Americans? Like honestly.

SPEAKER_01 32:59

I speak anything else. I'll do it, I'll do that, I'll do that. I do I'm telling you, to anything, any line, and I'll give you how it sounds in the movie.

SPEAKER_03 33:06

Oh, um, talking to the whale.

SPEAKER_01 33:10

Oh fuck. Why? Why do I embarrass myself? Which is how I speak to my dog sometimes. And then you've just got to imagine Ellen DeGeneres doing that into the mic. She would have been like, I feel silly.

SPEAKER_03 33:34

Oh no, that would be so much fun. I would have so much fun with that. Too bad she's a bad person now.

SPEAKER_01 33:41

Oh no, she's not. I will I never will believe it. I'm sorry. I don't know.

SPEAKER_03 33:44

You really just stuck your fingers in your ears then, didn't you? She eats children, Jasmine, okay? She doesn't eat children. I didn't think I'd be just Diddy's best friend. Is she? Oh, I think so. I don't know. I don't know about it. Yeah. Is this did you just make that? No, I'm pretty sure that's I I I would bet on that. No, that's why she left so quickly. Ellen DeGeneres Diddy's best friend. Ellen DeGeneres' first girlfriend was murdered. Like she, there's a conspiracy line there. So I love my conspiracies too much, but yeah.

SPEAKER_01 34:22

Um, they have a professional rapport, a cheerful relationship, etc. I don't reckon she's come out in defense of him.

SPEAKER_03 34:31

I don't know. Maybe I should take that back before it's like this is why I'm staying in the hotel room for the stupid that. You reckon she's so bad. Sue ya, but she won't.

SPEAKER_01 34:39

I just think. Sorry, Jan Ellen. I love you. What she actually said was people who worked for me were doing the wrong thing. I didn't know about it, but at the end of the day, the butt stopped with me. I am the boss, and so all of it comes under my responsibility, and I apologize. None of those things should have happened. I don't condone them. So yeah, she's fine. And on top of that, I'd be a lesbian for her.

SPEAKER_03 35:02

Ew, really?

SPEAKER_01 35:04

She's so rich. Back to the if someone's got money, then it's fine.

SPEAKER_03 35:08

I go to the money, okay.

SPEAKER_01 35:12

Uh, all right. Anything else you wanted to say about this movie? Or I'm disappointed I didn't do more research on this.

SPEAKER_03 35:21

We might have to do a two. Fuck you! I'm not doing another fucking one. I didn't want to do this one. I think you laughed really hard on this one.

SPEAKER_01 35:32

Oh my god, that's because of the fucked shit that you were saying.

SPEAKER_03 35:35

Yeah. God, imagine the shit I would. Yeah, no, I'm not saying that.

SPEAKER_01 35:41

No, that was fine. I like that. I like that. Uh, all right. Well, I'll brush up on my am I the assholes. I'll find some goodies, some goodens. Maybe find a good old conspiracy theory. I don't mind them. And if you think of anything, you know, bring it on. It'd be surprised for me and everybody else.

SPEAKER_02 35:58

Okay.

SPEAKER_01 35:59

That's it.

SPEAKER_02 36:00

That's it.

SPEAKER_01 36:01

Bye, everyone.

SPEAKER_04 36:02

Yeah.

unknown 36:02

Bye.

SPEAKER_04 36:03

Fair well. Go touch the bud.

SPEAKER_00 36:06

Moose on the loose. Here comes a star. Broadway's calling, and he's raising the bar.