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Halloween Special: Boos and Booze

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Halloween Intros and Costume Reveals

6:12

Couple Costumes and Lumberjack Stories

12:10

Favorite Halloween Memories

22:00

Mixing the Witch's Brew Cocktail

34:10

Ghost Stories and Haunted Experiences

47:50

Not-So-Great Halloween Costume Contest

57:30

Halloween Candy Rankings

1:07:45

The Origin Story of Plus-Size Spyro

1:31:09

Final Toast and Halloween Sign-Off

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Halloween Intros and Costume Reveals

SPEAKER_04

I got the whole intro this time. That's right, baby. What's up? Hey, I think these shrooms are starting to kick in. What about you? Bro, you're a fucking stoplight. Yeah, and you're uh Spyro, right? That's right, bro. Yeah, either that or a purple purple ninja turtle. No, no, bro. Your boy is Spyro. I'm just a fucking fucking stoplight. That's it. Stop, go. Stop, go. Right. Yeah. We back, baby. That's right. Happy Halloween, everybody. Halloween. Happy fucking Halloween. That's who all you ghost and ghouls out there. Gals and ghouls. All right. Let's start the show.

SPEAKER_00

One, two, three. Uh baby don't mess around because she loves me so and if I don't put a show. Oh my god.

SPEAKER_04

These are some good ones.

SPEAKER_05

Oh, that's fucking fantastic.

SPEAKER_04

That's good. That's good.

SPEAKER_05

Oh my god.

SPEAKER_04

Oh, what the fuck? A muffman? I'm a baby! Oh shit. Let's go. Get the fuck out of here. Oh, what the fuck?

SPEAKER_00

Lucy, it's okay. It's okay, Lucy. Don't worry about it.

SPEAKER_04

So, bro, have you ever uh you ever done any couple couple costumes? Oh, you know it. Yeah, I think go ahead and name them. Uh let's see.

SPEAKER_05

One year uh I was the uh big bad wolf or uh with little red um little red riding. Right. And uh then another year I was uh a lion. Right, you know, I had that uh right. Um I was a circus lion and uh they were a uh the uh lion tamer at the circus.

SPEAKER_04

Right. Those are um those are pretty good. Yeah. My uh my go-to fucking um couple's costume is um I'm a inmate, she's a cop. That's it. That's my go-to. I'll wear a fucking jumpsuit, you dress up as a sexy ass cop. Right. Meet at the end of the night. That's what we should have done tonight. Uh you should have dressed up as a prisoner and I would have been a sexy ass cop. Well, I don't know how you would look in latex. No no no, I'll be going short shorts, Reno 999 style. Uh that new new boot goofing. Yeah. Um three payments. Three payments. Um I probably I probably would have passed on that if I'm being honest. Thank you though. Thank you. Um passed once on this ass and yo, grass. Okay. Yeah. I'm guess I guess I'm I'm grass now. That's fine. Um, I think two years ago with my baby moms, I dressed up. We just dressed up as like a cowboy and cowgirl. Right. Pretty fire. Uh, what did we do last year for that Halloween party? What Halloween party? You know which one. Last year. Halloween party. Last year. Uh, the one that my coworker put on. Was that last year? Or is that the year before? No, that was last year. Damn, what did I dress up as last year? I think I I just put a flannel on. I was like, I'm a lumberjack. Right. Oh, yeah, that's the fucking go-to when you got the beard. Oh, yeah. They just throw a fucking lumberjack. I meant throw a fucking flannel on and you're like, I'm throw a lumberjack on.

SPEAKER_03

Come here, Mr. Lumberjack. Get on me.

SPEAKER_04

No. I love it. I couldn't carry them. Right. Couldn't carry him. Um, yeah, you throw the flannel on and you're ball bunion. Ball bunion? Ball. Ball bunion.

SPEAKER_05

You ballin' bunions.

Couple Costumes and Lumberjack Stories

SPEAKER_04

Paul Bunyan. That's right. Right in his name? Yeah. Then there was a Johnny Appleseed dude. Remember he out there spreading his seeds and shit. Hey, I should have been him. You know what I'm saying? Trying to spread my seed. Uh, anyways, um, yeah. I mean, that's just I love this. Is literally my fucking favorite, favorite, favorite fucking holiday of the year.

SPEAKER_05

Yeah, same.

SPEAKER_04

I just hate that it's uh been 90 fucking degrees. Bro, sweating our dicks off. Yeah. Literally, I took off my boxes the other day. My dick was still in there because it sweat off so bad. That's insane. Dick was in there. Yeah, just fell right off. Yeah, fell off from the sweat. And I I had to uh had to throw it in the fucking freezer and then put it, you know, reattach it. It was fine. Right, shrink it up. No, no, no. I just just you know, gotta mold it back. Okay. It works perfectly fine. This is weird. Yeah, well. This is you get when you uh co-host uh podcast with me. Yeah, fucking stoplight. Yeah, I'm gonna fucking stoplight. This is weird. I don't I can never find the button. Oh fuck it. Doesn't matter. Um yeah, your light's going dim anyway. Oh shit. Where's my button? I don't want to go dim. I can't find it, bro. Can't find it.

SPEAKER_05

Bro, it's literally like the bottom of the yellow light, but on the right side.

SPEAKER_04

Hey, you found it. Found it. Found it. Yeah, um I I have kids now. I mean, I've had a kid for, you know, he's 15. But now I have the three-year-old. Dog, I love going trick-or-treating. Yeah, dude. Uh I haven't experienced that in years. I thought you went trick-or-treating last year. Yeah, he was like, hey everybody, I'm here for the candy. Right. I'm trying to play it off. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, no, I'm not that fucked up. Right. Yeah, that's just you drunk and like it's Halloween. Right.

SPEAKER_03

Candy for me. Yeah. Trick or treat. Uh, tricks on you.

SPEAKER_04

Smell my feet. Oh shit. Why are they so fucked up? Oh man. You're out there just trying to get fucking um miniature bottles the whole time. Right. No, no, no. No, no, no, no. I don't want candy. Right. You got any beer in there? Right. I don't even care what kind it is. You have any beer in there? Uh, let's see. I got another check this shit out.

unknown

Damn.

SPEAKER_04

The next one's for later. That shit's hilarious. I hate that. I can't believe they got a picture of me at the Halloween store. I hate that you have that. The next clip you were showing. Right. Oh, you have it. That's the winner then. We're going to do a um later. Later. We're going to do a um not when you pulled that shit. The fucking the fucking horns that.

SPEAKER_05

Yeah, no, I'm dealing with a loose strand of something over here that keeps getting in my eye.

SPEAKER_04

You want me to come up there and get it for you?

SPEAKER_05

No.

SPEAKER_04

I won't.

SPEAKER_05

I know.

SPEAKER_04

I won't. Yeah, we're going to do a um not so great costume contest. I have another one up there that's going to be that's a fucking banger. It's going to offend a couple people. I don't give a fuck. But it's going to it's going to offend a couple people. Um, what else is your favorite thing about Halloween? Um is it does bitches in costumes. Oh.

SPEAKER_05

Uh, I mean respectable females. Bro. Bro, I love how everything is like slut, like the names of the costumes is slutty. Yeah, slutty. Or sexy.

SPEAKER_04

It's like sexy nurse.

SPEAKER_05

Slutty dairy queen worker.

SPEAKER_04

I'm gonna tell you something. I've been to the hospital a couple times. Nurses don't dress like that. No. I've asked. Yeah. Like, we're the ones with the white skirts, and they're like, what the fuck are you talking about?

SPEAKER_06

Yeah.

SPEAKER_04

Yeah, dude. Halloween's the best for just like I'm gonna look at you. What's good with it, baby? Everybody's a stripper.

SPEAKER_05

We all out here just trick or treating, you know what I'm saying?

SPEAKER_04

Right.

SPEAKER_05

I remember um I'm trying to trick you into getting me some treating.

SPEAKER_04

Right. You ever pull any tricks? No. Can't say that I have. Uh when I was really I mean, when I was a kid, we'd like to Yeah, you're a trickster. What you didn't pull no tricks? I mean, just ding dong runaway. Ding dong runaway. Not what I call it growing up. Um ding dong runaway. Yeah. Um, dude, we um we toilet papered this house one time. Ooh. One year. We uh egged a house. Both of those things are expensive as fuck now. Oh yeah. Yeah, you can't be out here toilet papering people's houses. You gotta fucking they're out there wrapping that shit back up. We're gonna use this. But here's the catch to that.

SPEAKER_05

I want you to toilet paper my house.

Favorite Halloween Memories

SPEAKER_04

Because I'm gonna go out there and clean it all up and use that shit. Right, you're gonna roll it back on the roll. You're like, god damn right. It's my lucky day. Bro, so we go and we take the baby out trick-or-treating, uh-huh. And we don't we don't leave shit out. We just cut our light off and everything. I'm always afraid we're gonna get tricked. I'm gonna come home, we're gonna be egged or something. I ain't got time for that shit. Yeah, I don't know. I think tricks nowadays just getting shot. Oh, yeah, run over. Right. It might run over is wild because you're like, trick-or-treat, I don't have nothing for you. How about now? Right? Like, Jesus Christ, this fucking spider web is getting on me, dog. It's trying to get me. Um, yeah, man. I mean, I remember we went uh two years ago, we went trick-or-treating with Ollie. Uh-huh. And uh and fucking um somebody dressed up as Lightning Queen was running down this driveway and just ran into him. And it just looked like he got hit by a car. So uh Hannah was going around the whole time saying, Yeah, he just got hit by a car. Oh my god. And everybody's like, What? And I'm like, fucking, not a real car. Don't listen to her. Right. She's like trying to get more candy. Yeah, she's a fucking jackass.

SPEAKER_05

I'm like hit by a car. Oh my god, I'm so sorry. Here, take$20.

SPEAKER_04

Right. You ever go? Did you go trick-or-treating as a kid? Yeah, it was weird though.

SPEAKER_05

Um, I didn't go every year, but I grew up in a uh gated community. Oh, never would have guessed. Yeah. So the neighbors were kind of weird, and some of some of us kids would get together.

SPEAKER_04

Uh, one year I um hosted a hay ride. You hosted a hay ride.

SPEAKER_05

Yeah, because I grew up in the woods and shit. And so a couple of us uh got together with like chainsaws and shit like that and costumes. And uh I had my dad use the lawnmower with a trailer.

SPEAKER_04

Right. And he would ride the kids through this trail that I cut. How many people came? Was it is a good turnout? Yeah, it was a good turnout. Um did you charge anything? I think like just like candy that we ended up giving back out. Okay. Hey, man, hold on, I'm not even finished. Yeah. Giving out to the community. I like it, man. Yeah, man. Uh you know, I do what I do. I like it. Even when the judge tells me I got to, I still do it. I didn't have a judge have to tell me. It's like 200 hours of community service, that's nothing. Right. I did a whole hayrack.

SPEAKER_05

Right, right, right. But no, what was crazy about it is that my costume that year was uh it was a skeleton, but like the skeleton was like green. Right. Um but you when you put it on, all you saw was bones because like the met the material was like a mesh and it was black. Right.

SPEAKER_04

And so it just literally looked like a fucking skeleton was coming out of the darkness to you. Also, he wasn't this big uh when he was doing it, so it probably actually looked like a fucking skeleton. Yeah, that's right. Um if you did that shit now, it'd be like some big ass bag of bones chasing me. Right. Um, so I'm gonna finish real quick.

SPEAKER_05

Uh yeah, go ahead. Yeah, uh, but no, dude, uh the crazy part was whenever uh the trailer got pulled by, I jumped out of scare him, and this one girl from across the street got freaked the fuck out and punched me in the eye. Damn. Yeah. And I saw stars and fell over.

SPEAKER_04

Shit. Yeah, dude. Um it was a child. Well, I mean, we were all kids. Hey, I'm I'm proud of you for that, man. I I I wanted to do that shit as a kid, like uh with the chainsaw and shit like that, just like scare kids. I know my son wants to do that shit, and I'd be like, I'm not buying a chainsaw for you to fuck something up. Right.

SPEAKER_05

Like I know my my dad uh growing up let me have a lot of free reign and you know we'd build stuff, tear stuff down. We'd I I used to have a paintball course in in the backyard, but it wasn't really the backyard. There was a backyard and then there was the woods back behind the backyard. Right. Had a whole paintball field back there, and I built forts with trapdoors in them and all sorts of stuff, and we used to go out there and have wars. Shit, man. Uh had four-wheelers and all that good stuff, and we'd convoy in on the four-wheelers, and yeah, dude. We were we were living that real life fucking uh Call of Duty, you know what I'm saying?

SPEAKER_04

Right. I wish I had anything like that. Yeah, I know. I I'll say I was very fortunate. Yeah, pretty fortunate.

SPEAKER_03

Yeah.

SPEAKER_04

Yeah. I uh I'll be honest, uh, I don't remember trick-or-treating as a kid. No? No. I remember anytime we did, um, you want to go to like the rich neighborhoods. Yeah. Try to get them full-size candy bar, you know what I mean? Yeah, no, I I had to do that too growing up. Do what? Go to the rich neighborhoods. Well, it sounded like you lived in a rich neighborhood. I did. Beat a community, four-wheelers, paintballs, uh, had your own hay ride, trapdoors in the clubhouse. Um I think y'all were handing out full-size candy bars. No, we actually weren't.

SPEAKER_05

So like we didn't typically have people come down to our house because like I said, it was in the middle of the woods. Right. Um, so nobody was like coming by to be like trick or treat and get some candy. But uh, I do remember one year I went to a neighborhood that was across the street and a little down the way from the community I was in. And that year I came back with a hefty bag. You know, the hefty, hefty, hefty.

SPEAKER_04

Right. One of those full of fucking candy. Jesus. Yeah, dude. So we took the baby trick-or-treaton when he was like, let me see. Two months old. I was about to say, how many years are you counting? Because he's only three. Right, right, right. But it was right after he was born. So he was two months old, and we were like, well, she was like, we're gonna take on chick-ortreaton. And I was like, that motherfucker can't eat no goddamn candy. Right. So basically, it's us out there just begging for candy to eat. Chick-ortreat. And they're like, oh, he's so cute. Yeah, he's gonna enjoy the fuck out of this Starburst. Right. Not happening. That's insane. What you uh what you brewing up over here?

SPEAKER_05

Yeah, so you can see what's brewing. Man, we got some stuff brewing. Um, I've got a couple Halloween-themed inspired drinks that uh we're gonna attempt to make. Okay. Um the first one I'm gonna attempt, and I say attempt because I'm not a fucking bartender.

SPEAKER_04

I just know how to- I can't wait to see you attempt them shits with them paws you got on.

SPEAKER_05

You know, the paws are probably gonna have to come off momentarily while I do some of this. Shit. But uh no, I am gonna pull up a little recipe I found, and I'm gonna attempt to be a bartender, a spyro bartender.

SPEAKER_04

Oh yeah. Yeah.

SPEAKER_05

Um no tip from me. Yeah. First one's called Witch's Brew, and I'm gonna get a couple things for us real quick.

SPEAKER_04

Your head fell off. I know my head fell off.

SPEAKER_03

Somebody somebody done slay the dragon.

SPEAKER_04

There's a ghost in here. There, I want to talk about ghosts. You gonna make this first? Uh, I can. Did you want to talk about ghosts or have a little drink and then I definitely want to drink, Playboy. Definitely want to drink.

SPEAKER_05

Alright, so I always want to drink.

SPEAKER_04

Let me uh wait, I gotta take this off and go get the fucking ice. What am I doing? Yeah, I'll keep everybody entertained. So um when I was a kid, my uh parents were poor, and we lived in a trailer park. So we would fucking um we would all like either take turns with one costume or just one of us would go trick-or-treating, and then we'd fucking like divvy up the candy. Like I'm talking about like, dude, poor, poor. But it didn't make sense we were poor. It made sense later on in life when we found out about the crack, but bro, yeah, just just stupid poor. Like, didn't make sense poor. Like my dad was making like fucking$30 an hour in the 90s.

SPEAKER_03

Damn.

SPEAKER_04

Should be poor making that. Yeah, dude. And these days, that's like$70 an hour. Right. Right. So uh yeah, that show's wild. Just dude, I remember you do like um, you know, everybody does like what is it, like six to eight or seven to eight, or what is it, six, five to eight, six to eight, something like that. Are you talking about the times that you're supposed to work? Trick-or-treating. Okay, I thought you were talking about Dolly Barton's five to nine to five. Right. No, uh, so it'd be like, all right, you got an hour, and then I'll go for an hour. And like me and my brother's not the same size.

SPEAKER_06

Right.

SPEAKER_04

So like sharing a sharing a fucking costume was fucking stupid. I would never make anybody do that.

SPEAKER_05

Yeah, that sounds pretty dumb.

SPEAKER_04

Yeah.

SPEAKER_05

Uh pass me your little uh glass over there.

SPEAKER_04

Uh yes sir, yes, sir. Tink, tink, tink, tink.

SPEAKER_05

Pass me the other one.

SPEAKER_04

Excuse me?

SPEAKER_05

The other one.

SPEAKER_04

I wanna I wanted the drink out of this one.

SPEAKER_05

That's gonna be for the other drink.

SPEAKER_04

Alrighty then. Sorry about that. Let me uh tink, tink, tink, tink.

SPEAKER_05

There you go.

Mixing the Witch's Brew Cocktail

SPEAKER_04

All right. Now I gotta pull it up. Pull it up, baby. Yeah, so happy fucking Halloween. Uh I want to give a fucking big shout out to us. We fucking went all out this year, and um I'm impressed. I I am impressed on us being in costume, yeah. Us us having everything together. I mean, we're we're fucking doing this. What is this? Episode what, four? Yeah, dude, episode four. Episode four A. Make sure you go like, subscribe, Apple Podcasts, Spotify, YouTube, check out the TikTok. Definitely, definitely need your help and your support. Help dragging out. Right. We're thinking about uh maybe making some shirts here soon. Uh maybe. We'll see. If there if there's enough uh demand and traction. You know, one thing we're not on. Uh meth. Well, one of us isn't. Both of us. Are you on meth? No, I thought you were. No. I don't know what that was that I found in the bathroom then. Meth. No? What the fuck are you talking about? No, Instagram. We're not on Instagram. Oh yeah. So if you're looking for us on Instagram anymore, we not up there. Because I like to shit on plates. That's right, you do like to shit on plates. Done it a couple times. Alright, so. I'm gonna sell plates of shit. So this drink is called Witches Brew. And it consists of uh It's okay. It's okay. Um I'll leave a message. So this right here is going to This is Witch's Brew? Yeah, this is gonna be Witch's Brew. Um probably should have like pre-opened all of this. No, fuck it, man. We're doing it. Fuck it, we'll do it live. Yep.

SPEAKER_05

All right, but it's gonna have some uh Midori, some triple sec, and some fresh lemon juice.

SPEAKER_04

That looks fresh as fuck in that bottle. It does look fresh as fuck in this bottle, doesn't it?

SPEAKER_05

Now I do have some lemons I could go squeeze.

SPEAKER_04

No, thank you. Yeah, I'm not, I don't feel like it.

SPEAKER_05

I do have a I did uh hit a very adult moment when I bought my very first lemon squeezer.

SPEAKER_04

That's an adult moment? Yeah, dude. That's like I'm a big boy now. Got my own lemon squeezer. You ain't here making fucking lemonade.

SPEAKER_05

Right.

SPEAKER_04

I'm excited. Hey, make mine uh not so strong, man. Oh, we're making them together.

SPEAKER_05

I got so much shit up. I would be a terrible fucking bartender.

SPEAKER_04

Yeah, talking to the mic. I would be a terrible fucking bartender. Thank you. Damn, he almost knocked that. Don't do that when it's filled. You need any help? Nah, bro. We good. Okay. I'm gonna sit back, relax. And let this witch's brew do its thing.

SPEAKER_05

Alright.

SPEAKER_04

Yeah, you definitely should have opened something.

SPEAKER_05

Yeah, I know.

SPEAKER_04

I know y'all saw that shit. And he's about to pour it in my cup. That's right. After he put that shit right on his dick lips.

SPEAKER_05

So there's no ingredient or like it just says mix all the ingredients together, so there's I don't have anything to go off of.

SPEAKER_04

I I do, I do. Go get a shot glass and fucking That's way too much for me. I ain't gonna be a bitch though. Does triple sec have alcohol in it? Never checked before. I know peach is not shelter. Alcohol free. Alcohol that's gay. Are we allowed to say that's gay anymore? Or is that banned? That seems like a lot of lemon. I would have loved to see you squeeze that actually. Now that I think about it, I want mine squosened. Squosened? Yeah. Alright. There's no way you're putting more. Bro, that would have just been straight lemon. This guy doesn't listen to anybody. That would have been straight lemon. Oh, we're going back with the triple sec. Yes, ladies and gentlemen, he will not be bartending at your next event. Nope. Or will he? This is how you end up getting hired. It's from you mixing on the pod. Careful, you got a little spider web in your drink. I can't wait to watch this back. I remember when I was up there making the fucking incredible hawks. Felt the same way. I ain't gonna lie. I feel like about a game show right now. I just don't know where shit is. Bro, this is my fucking house. Right. You're on that show with fucking Guy Fieri. Right. You gotta fucking cook something and you're like, how do I cook shrimp without shrimp? Oh man, I I feel bro. Watch your hand. Doggy. Is this the one you gotta put uh vodka in? No. Okay. Jesus Christ.

SPEAKER_02

Watch out for Wednesday.

SPEAKER_04

That was pretty. Do guys say pretty? Do guys say pretty?

SPEAKER_02

That shit beautiful.

SPEAKER_04

Right.

SPEAKER_02

It's a rainbow. That shit beautiful than a motherfucker.

SPEAKER_04

That's good though. Yeah, that's why it's called witches broom. Bro, our so my girl's a witch, you know, a witch. Right. She does witchy shit, but hey, witches are hot. I would love a witch. Yeah, yeah. Let me grab this. You feel like it's a little get back. I don't give a fuck. It didn't bother me. Yeah. I tried so hard. Yeah, if you would have left that shit in the middle of the table, maybe. Yeah. Fucking spider web on me. In real life, I fucking hate spider webs. And I hate sp I hate spiders. But I hate I'm scared to fucking kill them because you know why? I feel like they're gonna come at me while I'm sleeping. Yeah, they will. They'll shit in your face. Oh, just webbing my face? Yeah. What if when you came it was a web? I'd be spider dick. Bro, your fucking whole room would be a cocoon.

SPEAKER_05

What are you doing in your room? Nothing. Could you imagine swinging from building to you like, oh my god, it's Spider-Man. All of a sudden it's just a dude with his dick on.

SPEAKER_04

Oh man. Cheers. You chugging yours? No. Okay. Cheers, buddy. Cheers, bro.

SPEAKER_05

Oh shit. That's a lot of lemon.

SPEAKER_04

Bro, I got instant acid reflux. As soon as I took a drink. Oh my god. Oh yeah. Do you believe in ghosts? It's not bad. It is. Once you get past the uh if you throw some fucking like um uh the key lime seltzer water. No, it just needs a little bit more of the uh uh Mitsubishi. Bro my chest hurts right now. I'm gonna drink it. My chest is like try try putting a splash more Mitsubishi in it. I don't know what the fuck Mitsubishi is.

SPEAKER_03

Green shit.

SPEAKER_04

Alright, throw it. That is rough. Rough, rough, rough What's happening? Okay, I appreciate it.

SPEAKER_05

There's a lot of stuff.

SPEAKER_04

Yeah. It's uh it's easy to get uh lost in here. Like a hunted house. We drink this whole bottle already. This is called Mitsubishi. Um uh fucking something. That's a little bit better.

SPEAKER_05

Mine's a lot better.

SPEAKER_04

And it tastes how I would picture a witch's brew. What do witches be putting in their brew? Apples. Yeah. No. Kids' bones. Yeah, dog bones, fucking athlete's foot, yeah, a feather from a um fer. What is what are those called? Faral? It's not a feral, it's a falcon. Hmm, maybe. I mean it was like a a toenail, a big foot. Right. Uh the right ear of Frankenstein. An ogre's ear. Right, yeah.

SPEAKER_03

Yeah.

SPEAKER_04

Yeah. So that tastes better. Good job. Thank you. Yeah. It's actually not bad. It's yeah, it's different. It's okay. But it tastes like a witch's brew. Yeah.

SPEAKER_05

So what we're gonna do is we're gonna cut out all the shit where it was bad.

SPEAKER_04

And so it's just gonna show me mixing it. Yeah, there we go. This is good. It tastes so good. It tastes just like witch's brew. Yeah. Oh, that's funny. It's gonna look so good in post. We actually don't cut much out.

SPEAKER_05

Yeah, no. I don't think I've cut anything. No. Oh, the only thing I think talk about if you cut it. Well, no, no, no. I'm just gonna when the fucking uh doorbell rang. Did you cut that out?

unknown

Yeah.

SPEAKER_04

Yeah, you were fucking pretty pissed about that, so that's awesome.

SPEAKER_03

Yeah.

SPEAKER_04

This time I uh ripped it out of the wall, so we're good. Oh yeah. Do you believe in ghosts? Yeah, absolutely. Do you uh when's the last time you saw a ghost? When did you have you ever have you ever seen a ghost? Have you ever encountered a ghost?

SPEAKER_05

Have you ever did you ever would you would you would uh would you have you have you ever This is about to be a fucking singles podcast?

SPEAKER_04

Oh my god. It's gonna be one single sitting in the middle, dressed as fucking spiral every episode. And I am single and I am looking for love. Right. It would just be me trying to convince people to like reach out and try to date me for like every episode. Just talking unfiltered at gmail.com.

SPEAKER_05

Here I am, uh ladies. Uh here I am, ladies.

SPEAKER_04

As you can see, I'm a fun boy. I am spyro. Um I'm spyro, not a hoe. Not a hoe. Rarr. Rarr. Um ghosts. Have you encountered a ghost? Oh man. I don't think so. Really? Dude, I got I'm like um, I think ghosts and spirits are like attracted to me. Which is like fucking insane. I remember um my grandfather died, right? And the night that he died, I saw him like walking around the uh trailer and was like telling me everything was okay. Told me to go back to sleep. Damn. Yeah. But he had died the day before, like, so he wasn't alive. Yeah, no. Um haunted houses. I've had house. I mean, the the house that we lived at um over there on uh on Bonza. Yeah, yeah. That shit was haunted than a motherfucker. I mean, I feel like it was more roach infested. You would probably just catch roach ghosts. Well, yeah, they they fucking stacked on top of each other and it was like look like Slender Man going through the house. Right. No, um, dude, I've lived in mad houses that were just like fucking haunted. When I lived out, when I lived out in Ocean View, uh huh, the house that I lived in there, dude, a broke just go into the bathroom because it felt like fucking spirits were trying to fucking grab at you. Damn, dude. Yeah. I like it though, man. I mean, you're never alone. Yeah, you've always got some company. Hell yeah. I've got my cat. She's a ghost.

SPEAKER_05

Slurp, slurp. She's not a cat. I mean, uh man.

SPEAKER_03

She's not a ghost. Yeah. Yeah.

SPEAKER_04

Oh my god. That was good. And so you've never been like in an actual haunted anything? So you believe in ghosts, but never have encountered a ghost or a spirit. But I have visited haunted places. Real haunted or like hunt club? No, no, no, like real haunted places. Like where?

Ghost Stories and Haunted Experiences

SPEAKER_05

Uh the Battleship, North Carolina. Uh, they say is haunted. Okay. Uh Triumph Palace in Newburn. Okay. Um Haunted Mansion in Disney World.

SPEAKER_04

That one's the most haunted of all, right? Dude, you know what? I did see ghosts. Right. Yeah, I encountered a lot of ghostly ghouls. This is old white guys. Right.

SPEAKER_03

Yeah, you can't go in there.

SPEAKER_04

Right. I do love a good like uh haunted hay ride, haunted house, haunted barn, fucking haunted field, fucking corn maze type shit. Love it. Yeah, dude. I went to um went to fucking um Bush Gardens last weekend. Yeah, how was that? It was uh it was pretty lit. Went with uh my kid and his friend. They actually hung out with me to do the haunted houses and shit. And like I just followed them around and it was cool. It was lit. I mean, was it scary? No. They didn't have uh all the people out trying to scare you and shit. Right. And then the haunted houses, they're like fucking 50 people go at a time. It's not scary. The only thing that's gonna get you is the jump scares. If you don't see that motherfucker laying on the ground and he fucking you'd be like, oh shit.

SPEAKER_05

Right. Have you seen the thing that Universal, I think it's Universal Studios doing where if you don't want to be jump scared or whatever, you have to pay like an extra$60 and they give you a light up necklace that says As you should.

SPEAKER_04

Don't scare me. As you should. Right. Bro, all right, listen. Listen. We went to Hunt Club two years ago. Were you with us? I believe so. It was me. Yeah Nikki. Huh? Nikki. Um, I don't I don't think it was that one. No? No. Okay. It was um get ready for the dump button. Okay. Yeah, so we went to uh I think it was Hunt Club, and we were going through, and I saw like uh we were going through the corn maze, and I saw like a fucking shortcut. Right. So I took the shortcut and when I came around, I thought I was gonna scare my friends. I was there for this. And I jumped out and I said, Boogie boogie boogie, like that. And um, they all had necklaces on to not be scared. And um they were special needs. And uh every everybody in the group told me I was going to hell for that. Yeah, I didn't do it on purpose though. That's the fucked up thing.

SPEAKER_05

Yeah, and you know what?

SPEAKER_04

Maybe they deserved it. Well, I don't know if you can say that. I don't know if you can say that. I don't know. You know, sometimes if you're a little special, you just gotta get a little specially scared. Yeah, that took all that Tylenol. Anyways, um no, I uh yeah, I mean, it was fucked. I felt I felt so fucked, man. I'm like, I'm so sorry. And they didn't understand what you were saying. No, they know how to they can hear. They know they know words, yeah. But they were probably crying too loud. Right. The one did say he shit himself. Okay, but I think that might be normal for him. I don't know. Okay, yeah. Um, but yeah, I I love haunted shit. Like, this is like literally my favorite fucking holiday. Yeah, dude.

SPEAKER_05

I remember that one that we went to, the haunted woods, and uh I made the mistake of wearing my brand new shoes.

SPEAKER_04

Oh, is this the one in uh Chesapeake? Yeah, Chesapeake off of Great Bridge. Mm-hmm. No Terror Woods Battlefield. Battlefield, Battlefield Behind the car lot. Yeah, yeah, Terror Woods, yeah, yeah. It has Great Bridge area. Okay, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, no, it is. Okay, cool. Um it is. All right, yeah, yeah. Stop making the fucking face. It is. Okay. Um, yeah, but I made the mistake of wearing my brand new fucking shoes.

SPEAKER_05

And uh was that the Adidos? Yeah, the Adidas. Uh-huh. Adidas. And uh, yeah, those got fucking wrecked in the mud that I couldn't see because part of the woods was pitch black.

SPEAKER_02

Yeah.

SPEAKER_05

And uh I didn't wear those shoes for two years. And they immediately, once I finally did start wearing them again, they immediately became my uh just my bullshit shoes that I take and I'll take them down to the farm and work on them in the farm.

SPEAKER_04

Yep. So uh I've had shoes like that. Fucking sucks. Yeah, dude. I I used them I wore them one time out. Yeah, when I used to do security, I thought it'd be cool to wear some nice shoes. No, I was taking trash out, cleaning up puke and shit. Like grow up. Yeah, they just became bullshit shoes. They're the shoes that I airsoft in now. Oh, yeah, you should probably get some boots for that. I like tennis shoes. I like the way they feel. I'm a real man. I love it. I just don't like boots. I love the way they feel.

SPEAKER_05

I don't like boots, man. Well, I've spent a lot of time where I've had to wear boots, and so they've kind of just grown on me, you know.

SPEAKER_02

Yeah.

SPEAKER_04

Your boots grew roots. My boots are made for walking. Um last year, me and this uh Spyro over here, we went to uh play Airsoft, and we played fucking zombie airsoft. And uh we made it on YouTube. Yeah, and it was it was lit. Like it was it was really fucking cool. Like we did zombie, we were zombies first, this is fucking sucked to get shot at. We would like see somebody about to shoot me, I'd go, ugh, right. There's like uh there was one point where we sat for 15 minutes against a fucking wall.

SPEAKER_05

Yeah, so like when you get shot, you've you have to fall to the ground completely, and then you've got like you had to be dead for like 60 seconds, so you just count in your head one to sixty, and then from then you're allowed to get up at any point in time, and uh yeah, we would just stay down for a little bit, yeah. Yeah, and in the video that that we got caught on, uh that's literally what we're doing. We're just laying down right next to each other. There was the one where we were in the alley and we're just slumped, yeah, and we're just looking at each other like, oh, this fucking sucks. Yeah, dude.

SPEAKER_04

I probably got shot at least 30, 40 times. Yeah, it was one dude shot me point blank.

SPEAKER_05

Yeah.

SPEAKER_04

That sucked.

SPEAKER_05

I remember a kid came up to me and he was trying to shoot me point blank, but his gun messed up.

SPEAKER_03

I was like, Oh, you at me. I mean, and just yeah.

SPEAKER_04

He was like, No, my gun didn't go off. He's like, Shut the fuck up. And I was like, no, you shot me. Right. Um, I think the litest part was um when they took us out there, so we're like getting loaded up and they had fucking pickup trucks that you that they load you in. We got in this fucking pickup truck in there. They give us like five fucking BBs, and they're like, All right, this is all you get. Good luck. I'm gonna tell you, when we got out of that fucking truck, I felt like shit because uh I dented that dude's tailgate. Did you? You don't remember that? No, remember we were out. Oh, yeah, because you like fucking jumped and sat down on it, and that's just like yeah. Everybody almost fell out of the truck, man.

SPEAKER_03

They're like, oh, what the fuck is this?

SPEAKER_04

Uh but when we rode out there in the back of the truck, that shit was so dope because we're riding through, it's like it's a fucking convoy. Yeah, it's like six, seven, eight trucks, and then there's zombies on the side of the road. Fucking like, uh hey, it was fucking cool. Yeah, it was fucking cool as shit. I wonder how the the uh field has changed. I know we'll find out this year. Yeah, we'll find out this year. Oh yeah. I'm more excited for Rev than I am uh zombies. I love zombies. Rev's cool too, because it's over a span of days. Yeah, and it's an open world environment. Yeah, yeah, yeah. No, I agree. I agree, but it's literally like living a real life fallout video game. It's great. Yeah. I definitely love the zombie shit. You want to do this uh not so great costume contest?

SPEAKER_05

Let's get into it, my boy.

SPEAKER_04

Should I just show my three and then you show your three? Ooh, show up. Every fucking time. Stop doing it. Bro, you fucking fed me lemon juice. I mean, it's so good. The witches brew on point.

SPEAKER_05

Order yours now at your local bar. www.justtalkingfield.com at gmail.com.

SPEAKER_04

All right. You want me to show my three first? Yeah, I got pause. Huh? Yeah, I got paused. You have to pause? I have got pause. I'm we're play your fucking videos. Okay. I'm wearing dragon paws. Number one. Where's Costa member? Pretty bad. Yeah, that's fucking top pick. The next one's my top pick, though. That's my top pick.

SPEAKER_03

Oh shit. It's me. What the oh my god.

SPEAKER_04

He said you want some more fucking doodles? Bro, yeah. Yeah, dude. So uh, so I got I got the tampon. Yep. I got uh little blackface, Michael. All right, if we're gonna talk about it, we gotta blame the parents. Oh, absolutely. The parents let the him do like this. I want to be Michael Jordan. And they should have said, you can't. Right. You can't.

SPEAKER_05

It's physically impossible.

SPEAKER_04

Right. Well, that man's over there is a spiro dragon. Right. Why can't I be a this guy's a traffic light? Right. Why can't I be Michael Jordan? You know what I should do on the way home? What? I should wear this and then just jump out and try to get people to stop. I'm a stoplight, you ran me, and just start taking pictures of people. That'll be in the mail. You run over. Yeah, probably. Around here? Probably. Or shot. That's a lot more likely. Maybe both. Yeah. Maybe both. Run over you and then shoot you. Right. Or yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Or that means you'll have no. They would put more passion into it so they run over you, stop, turn around, come back, and then shoot you. Right. So you know. Right. Uh, what you got for videos? Let me see your shree. Let me see your tree. Unfortunately, you might have to play Mam Maria soon. I got you. You mean disconnect? Uh no, I got you. Playboy.

SPEAKER_05

Alright, so since I've got I have a couple in here. Okay.

SPEAKER_04

But one of them was the same one that you had. Okay. Does that mean they automatically won? I don't know if I want to do that. Okay.

SPEAKER_05

Well, we'll go ahead and start right here. Yeah, pretty good. And then there's this one that freaked me the fuck out.

SPEAKER_02

He stated I'm good enough, but I'm not thirty. Like that boy is a cat. See.

SPEAKER_04

Melon Lacore. What um. Alright, let's do this then. Instead of trying to pick one. Pick one from mine and I'll pick one from yours. That's the worst.

SPEAKER_05

Okay, can you play him again? Can we play him again? Okay. No, no, no. I know what they are. You had blackface. Um Michael Jordan. No, little blackface.

SPEAKER_04

Um tampon. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And what was the other one? Kung Fu Panda. Kung Fu Panda, that's right. But like he looked just like him. He fucking did. So I don't know if that's the worst costume. Or the best or a really good costume. Right. Uh the Tampa. It's probably Michael Jordan.

SPEAKER_05

Yeah, Little Blackface is definitely a bad one. Um that one more hits me in the gut. Uh, but the tampon one also disgusts me. Yeah. It makes me want to show up.

Not-So-Great Halloween Costume Contest

SPEAKER_04

Yeah. A little show up. Yeah, a little show up. Yeah. Uh shit. I think I'm gonna go Little Blackface. Okay. Okay. Yeah, out of mind the tampon, definitely. As soon as I saw it, I was like, it's the worst costume ever. Yeah. It's disgusting. What about you? What about with yours? Um so when you had the one that had the Iron Man, the Wolverine, I could pick any of those. Okay, yeah. That Wolverine was pretty fucking bad. Well, that was a Wolverine banana. Yeah. Yeah. It looks like the banana costume I was gonna get. Right. But he like painted it to look like fucking Wolverine. Right. Trash. That shit was funny as fuck. You gonna make this other drink?

SPEAKER_05

Yeah, if you want me to make it right meow or wait a minute.

SPEAKER_04

Shit. It's fucking rough. Hey, um, remember. Remember that uh Halloween that we had where I dressed up as um a prisoner?

SPEAKER_05

Wasn't that every single one of them?

SPEAKER_04

Right, right, right. It's the one where I was um with um Yep. So I um I remember fucking I took a fucking um Blue Chew. Yep. And I fucking walked around the Halloween party with an erection. Yeah, no, I'm the entire fucking party. And I'd go, hey guys, look. I was I was very happy about myself for myself.

SPEAKER_05

Yeah, no, I remember that. That was the same night that I lit my paw on fire.

SPEAKER_04

Trying to light a cigarette. Oh yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Lighting the paw on fire is uh animal cruelty. I'll be was that the uh was that the werewolf or was that the uh lion? I think that was the lion. Bro, you were some being a lion and having a lion's hammer is pretty submissive, to be honest.

SPEAKER_05

You don't know the half of it.

SPEAKER_04

When you got home, she was like, now sit down. He was like oh, that's a dog. Fuck. So he was like I'm a lion. Yeah, no, that was uh watching you do anything with them fucking paws is fucking insane. I'll be honest with you.

SPEAKER_05

Yeah, dude. Um can I say I'm just trying to drink my beverage over here.

SPEAKER_04

Right. What's the best uh Halloween candy? Um, this is a good one. Because I have one that everybody hates. Yeah, and I'm gonna uh nip this in the bud and go ahead and say candy corn as your favorite. Mm-hmm. I'll get up this time. Oh, okay. Yeah, absolutely. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_05

That's the best fucking that and all it is is just pure fucking sugar.

SPEAKER_04

Yeah, that's that's it. It's the best fucking candy known to man.

SPEAKER_05

And fun fact, uh, I don't know if it's real or not, but I saw where they were selling okay, so I it was a post where they were could be real or could not be real, but it was they were selling uh the candy corn in sheets. So like you could buy a whole sheet of them. Yeah, but like not just of in there's no individual candy corns, it is just like oh shit. It's like a uh craft single of candy corn.

SPEAKER_04

Shit. Yeah, dude. You know what else is good on the candy corn? Pussy. Yeah. La pussy. Uh the uh pumpkins. Yep. I know exactly what you're talking about. Just like the candy corn. Fucking chef's kiss. Yep. And I feel like they do something different to the Reese's on holidays. More peanut buttery. Yeah, something something stands out about it. The fucking pumpkin-shaped one? Yeah. Oh, bro. It's not the same. Right. It's not the same. It's so fucking good.

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Right.

SPEAKER_04

Yeah. Uh, what's the worst candy? Uh licorice. I'm not getting up again, but uh apple. Um, yeah, that or like the black jelly beans, which is basically the same fucking thing. Black licorice. That shit tastes like Jaegermeister. Ooh. I wonder if you took licorice and drank a Red Bull with like the Twizzler, like a straw. Tastes like a Jaeger bomb. Yeah.

SPEAKER_05

You know, I've seen this one company, I think it's called like licorice.com or some dumb shit like that. Right. Real straight and forward to the point. But uh they they've got like a whole bunch of different flavors of licorice, and I'm like, everybody keeps saying that they taste so much better and there's actually flavor compared to the uh leading name brand uh licorice uh supplier in the world.

SPEAKER_04

Right. I uh I'm I'm stupid. I think that um you spell licorice like how you spell liquor and you just put ish at the L-I-C-K-ish. No, no, liquor. L-I-C-K-E-R-ish? No, liquor. Like I know what you're saying.

SPEAKER_05

I'm just spelling it a different way.

SPEAKER_04

Okay. Is that how you spell it? No, L-I-Q-U-O-R. I s h. What about how do you actually spell liquorish? Isn't like L-I-C-O-R-I-S-E. Wow, we were close. We're doing really good until you fucked up. It's not with an S, it's a C. Yeah, it's a C. Lickor Rice. Yeah. Lickor Rice. Right. Yeah. Careful. Yeah. Yeah. Getting close. Getting close. Getting close for sure. Um nope. Don't try to get me with that shit. Ah, you saw my ball. Um what's um I love this holiday so much. I have so many fucking questions about like just the Halloween in general.

SPEAKER_05

Right. Uh, I definitely believe that Satan brought it here for us. Um, I don't think we uh should be celebrating it, but you know, we indulge and uh you know it's more it's less about Satan these days and more about capitalism and just getting some candy.

SPEAKER_04

Um Satan was trick-or-treating.

SPEAKER_05

No, but like, you know. The devil's night.

SPEAKER_04

Okay. Um all right. Yeah. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, the devil's night. Yeah, you're tracking. Yeah, I'm tracking. I'm tracking.

SPEAKER_05

And I like uh you're tracking and I'm dragging.

SPEAKER_04

Um what is, if you didn't watch any other movie during the Halloween season, what's your go to? Scooby-doo. It's like the cartoon, the movie.

SPEAKER_05

The movie.

SPEAKER_04

Is it a Halloween movie?

SPEAKER_05

Um I don't remember the premise of the live action one in I think it was 2003. I don't remember what the premise of that one is, but I would watch that.

SPEAKER_04

Is this a bit right now? Because uh Scooby-Doo. Scooby-Doo is so you're gonna watch Scooby-Doo this year? Yeah, well I'll watch it right now. Well, we're not gonna watch it right now. Uh what's in Scooby-Doo? What are you? Um Ask me.

SPEAKER_05

If you couldn't watch another movie or whatever, what would you watch?

SPEAKER_04

Alright. Sounded pretty clear. Um dude, every year, Hocus Pocus. You haven't ever seen it. Alright, cut. You've never seen Hocus Pocus? No, dude, not all the way through. Like, I've seen it like in clips. But uh There's two of them now. Yeah, I know, I know. It was a big it was a big deal because they were like uh probably 17 years apart, 21 years. Should we You need to watch it? Yeah, uh that one that one witch has got the big old teeth.

SPEAKER_03

Yeah? Yeah. Yeah.

SPEAKER_04

Yeah, I remember. Um Are you being serious right now? You've never seen it. Yeah, no, I've never seen it. I've never seen the whole movie. Okay. Um do you watch horror movies during Halloween? Nah, bro. Okay. No.

SPEAKER_05

Um I don't like seeing death and like people getting fucked up. I feel like they're doing a bit right now. I don't I don't like I don't like seeing people get fucked up and like sent to hell and shit. And I just feel like uh What is happening?

SPEAKER_04

Only like people keep talking about Satan in hell. What is happening? I'm fucking scared, dude. I'm fucking freaking the fuck out.

SPEAKER_05

No, Satan, dude.

SPEAKER_04

Listen, I can't take you seriously, and I hate that I can't. Bro, I'm just saying. So we need to live better, you know. As you're drinking your drink, we leave so much better.

SPEAKER_02

I love it.

SPEAKER_04

I feel like my drink is glowing in the dark. Hurry, make the next one, man. I want to try that.

SPEAKER_05

Yeah, you mean one second? I'm gonna finish this.

Halloween Candy Rankings

SPEAKER_04

Yeah, yeah. So, horror movies. Dude, I mean Halloween's really good. The last one they made was fucking trash. Was that the one with Jenna Ortega? Uh I don't think that was Halloween. No, no, that was Scream. She's been in almost all of them. Scream's really good. You ever seen Scream? No. I don't like this bit. Not a bit. You've never seen any horror movies? Halloween? No. Freddie Krueger? Nope. Jason. Nope. Scream. I saw the first one on like, what was that? 2002? 2001? Poltergeist. I don't know what that is. White Noise. No. Uh Blair Witch Project? Nope. Haunting Connecticut? Nope. Uh what's the ones that um I can't think of them right now. About like Jeepers Creepers. Are you being serious right now? Yeah. I've seen Beetlejuice. Yeah, that's not really horror, but Yeah, that's weird. Yeah. Tim Burton. You should. If I send you a list of movies to watch, would you watch them? I don't know, dog. Like I said, I don't like seeing people die and shit. This is a horrible bit. It's not a bit. It is. It has to be. It's not a bit. You don't like watching people die? People don't. Motherfucker, people die all the time. Yeah, doesn't mean I liked watching it. Bro, it's a fucking movie. Yeah, I know, but I still don't like seeing people. Put your fucking big boy pants on. It has nothing to do with that. I just don't like it. Alright. Okay. Alright, well, horror movie-wise, I'll just talk about his shit. Uh there's no point. I love Scream. I love Scream. Ghostface is cool. Yeah, that's a really good movie. Yeah. Yeah, I like it when they fucking stab the shit out of them. You don't know anything. No, because I remember the garage door scene where she got stuck in the garage door and that's it. He's like, oh well, that's enough for me. Texas Chainsaw Massacre? No.

SPEAKER_05

Damn, dude. Dude, I remember The Hills Have Eyes fucked me up one time.

SPEAKER_04

That's a good movie, too. Nah, dude. You was the wrong turn?

SPEAKER_05

No, but The Hills Have Eyes fucked me up when they had like when the dad was like uh they found the dad and he was like chained to the tree and he was like they were like dad he was like don't get any closer, don't get any closer, and then they just lit on fire. He's like that fucked me up.

SPEAKER_04

I was like, what if that was my dad? That would be sad. And that's when you stopped watching horror movies, probably.

SPEAKER_05

I don't know, somewhere around there. Um but uh who else what what else was there? Um Movie that fucked me up as a kid when it shouldn't have signs.

SPEAKER_04

Oh, yeah, yeah. Good movie. Yeah. With the cornrows and everything. Not cornrows. Yeah, when they cut when they cut in the corn, right? It's not cornrow. It's a crop circle. What the fuck ever? Cornrows is the hair. No, they literally corn pops up in rows.

SPEAKER_05

Yeah. Watch my corn pop up in rows.

SPEAKER_04

Wish I had a couple more looking hoes. Right, yeah. You knew where I was going. Um, yeah, no, signs was good as fuck, too. Yeah, but that one scene with the alien walked around walked across fucked us up. You know what movie fucked me up? Oh, what is it? I can't think of the name of it. It's got uh it doesn't fucking matter. It doesn't matter. I don't remember it. What? It's basically it's a movie of uh this guy talks to his fucking son in the future on a radio and his wife gets killed and they have to fucking like Interstellar. Is that what it is? No, Matthew McConaughey? No. Okay, Matt Damon? No, no, no, no, no. This is uh I can't remember the fucking name. It's fine. It doesn't matter. Oh no, no, no.

SPEAKER_05

Um sounds similar to that one movie where they with Kevin Costner.

SPEAKER_04

Just the one where they were putting the the letters in the mailbox? Similar to that. They were putting stuff underneath like a uh a wooden panel. He put his wallet there and like I'm getting goosebumps talking about. He put his wallet there and he found it 20 years later and was able to give it to the police and figure out who killed his mom. Hmm. Yeah. Fucking crazy.

SPEAKER_05

Lovely bones.

SPEAKER_04

No. Okay. No.

SPEAKER_05

That was with uh Dakota Fanning.

SPEAKER_04

So you're so you're okay with going to like a fucking haunted house or whatever, but uh watching horror movies a no-go? I mean, I will if there's titties involved. So porn?

SPEAKER_05

No. No. You're missing it. Not saying titties on the fucking movie.

SPEAKER_04

Oh, like if a girl wants to watch it with you? Yep. Right. Speaking of that, how's everything going in the in the uh yo en devils, yo fix? My endeavors. Yeah.

SPEAKER_05

Uh yeah, this week on the uh podcasters looking for love.

SPEAKER_04

Uh just uh the podcaster looking for love.

SPEAKER_05

Yeah, and podcasters looking for love. Two men, two mics, two women. Question mark. One wants a dude, not me. One wants a girl.

SPEAKER_04

I almost said not me. You almost got me, you fucking bitch. I mean, I did say not me. Okay, all right. Um, um, yeah, so nothing. Yeah, I ain't got shit. Still alone.

SPEAKER_05

Oh, you have my cat.

SPEAKER_04

You still on red with old girl? Um or you just stopped talking to her completely. Oh, after she called me with her. Yeah, with the SU, yeah.

SPEAKER_05

Yeah. Uh yeah, no, uh, she has not reached out.

SPEAKER_04

So what about an old box boot? Box boot here.

SPEAKER_05

Yeah, no. Um, yeah, also on red with that as well. Um I've reached out a couple times, so I don't know.

SPEAKER_04

Uh what about the uh Halloween's a good season to be on Tinder, dog? Dude, fuck Tinder. I hate that shit. I'll just I I've been swiping on Facebook. Okay. Marketplace. I thought it was a date. Bro, look at this antique antelope head. Right. Swipe. I did um, dude, so when me and my girl got together, right? She found my uh old Facebook dating site, like my profile and shit, and she was like, This is cringe as fuck. Yeah. Maybe I need Hannah to like type you up some shit. I could type you up some shit. You know who could probably type me up shit better than anyone? Me. Chad G B T B. Yeah. I mean, yeah, but dude. I've been talking, I know. Sound like a fucking old walker. No, it's not like an old cart. You know what? I leave tonight. I'm going home. And we basically summoned demons into your house. Uh yep. Yeah, so. I you better fucking clinch your booty hole tonight. They're all gay? Most of them are. Right? Are they? Yeah. I don't even know. I'm sure you only can have gay ones around you.

SPEAKER_05

Every time I yawn, something trying to get shoved in there.

SPEAKER_04

Right. Dude, they have to be gay. They're always like, ooh. Boo. Did I scare you? Right. Right. Um, what the fuck was I saying before that? Bro, I don't fucking know. Oh, dating. Yeah. Um dog, I could write something up for you. Get some good pictures for you, bruh. And I mean, dog, I was. I think the spyro might sell it. When I was single, bruh, you you know. I was a fucking sad depressed guy. No, I was a nice guy. Oh, yeah. And always found somebody.

SPEAKER_03

Yeah.

SPEAKER_04

You know. Yeah, it's been a weird dry spell.

SPEAKER_05

I'm not gonna lie, because like you know, normally back in the day, it was, you know, always somebody, at least somebody interested, but well, whatever.

SPEAKER_04

Just right. Being my cat. Hey man, just uh Biden that time. Yeah. Joe Biden that time. Uh, not Joe Biden the time, but you know what?

SPEAKER_05

I will say, uh, good things come to those who wait.

SPEAKER_04

Yeah, but uh, if you don't use it, you lose it. Right. Or if I die prematurely, then it's just a waste. Yeah. Yeah, probably don't do that. I would not like to do that. Yeah. Yeah, I agree. Make a drink. You know what?

SPEAKER_02

Make a drink, funny man.

SPEAKER_04

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_05

Let's let's do that.

SPEAKER_04

Oh, yeah. How about we make a drink? Hell yeah.

SPEAKER_05

I gotta find the recipe.

SPEAKER_04

All right. And one thing that pisses me off about these recipes, they're not recipes, they're just like, here's the name of the drink, here's what you buy, mix it together. Right. I've been leaning back in the chair this episode. Have to, because you're a fucking stoplight. Yeah, but this might be my new thing where I kind of just lean back with the mic in front of me. This is pretty fucking comfortable. It's probably the most comfortable I've been on the on the set. Hmm. Yeah, so uh when I was like fucking 13, 14, maybe, I tried to get my parents to let me um do the chainsaw thing that you were talking about earlier. Yeah. And um at by that point we were adopting everything. They said no. Damn. But I was bad as shit, so like I get it. Yeah. I get it. Um, I'm gonna go grab a shot glass real quick. Yeah, do your thing, man.

The Origin Story of Plus-Size Spyro

SPEAKER_05

Measure everything out. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm gonna do one shot of every ingredient. Okay. And then we'll split it. So it's um, yeah, I'll talk about it here in a second.

SPEAKER_04

All right. Yeah, go ahead. All right. Uh, just me and the me and the viewers. God damn, you hit the shit out of that with your pause. Sorry. It's okay. It's alright, buddy. All right, while Winston's doing that, we'll uh alright, guys, he's gone. So um right now, Winston definitely, definitely needs y'all to go to just talking unfiltered.com. He's not lonely, he's not desperate, but he's a nice guy. He's pretty cool. And he and he looks ridiculous in a fucking spiral costume. So alright, he's back, he's back, he's back, he's back. All right, yeah, man. What up, fuckers? Nothing happened. Nobody was talking about you. Spin your mic around so we can hear you, bud. Throw your headphones on. This is his first podcast, guys.

SPEAKER_02

He's like, bro, I don't have to normally get up.

SPEAKER_04

You know what we could do? Follow me! Where are we going? Hey, at this point, you wouldn't have a choice but to follow me on the traffic slight traffic light. No, we would stop at you. He had to follow my directions, though. Yeah. Wish I could blink yellow like one of those uh fire station lights. It's like we might come out. We might come out. We might not. Yeah, we'll probably sit here. Pass me your uh cut playboy. Your chalice. Yes, sir. What's the uh what is the sexiest girl costume?

SPEAKER_05

Sexiest costume that I've seen for a female.

SPEAKER_04

Um I'd say uh sexy Reese's pieces bar or package. Right. Okay. I uh I know that I'm weird because when I go to haunted houses and shit, I'll be turned on like a motherfucker when I see them girls dressed up. You're making a lot of noise. You hit the mic with your fucking horn.

SPEAKER_05

It's not gonna register. You're talking about nothing right now.

SPEAKER_04

You fucking screaming. You're literally talking about nothing. You're just wasting time talking about it. Doesn't matter. It's not gonna show up. Doesn't matter. Um no, when I go to these haunted houses, dude, I'm like um I like it. I like it a lot. Yeah. Um you ever seen a girl dressed up in a scream mask with like sexy clothes on? Yeah, and the fishnets and like the short shorts. Absolutely. Yeah. Absolutely. What about a sexy Wendy's? Like a Wendy? Yeah, like a Wendy from Wendy's. Hell yeah. I follow this girl on TikTok. Oh yeah? Hell yeah. Oh yeah. And the one that looks like uh a girl Ronald McDonald. It's a man? It's not a man. It's a man. I follow sexy Ronald. Her name is Rolanda McDonald's. No, Winston tries to make me sound gay all the fucking time. I'm tired of it. I'm fucking tired of it. I said one gay joke to you, and I get the rest of them. Yeah. Okay. I wish I could flip this back more. What ev's yeah. All right, we got Martha Stewart up here again. All right, folks. So today we're gonna be making a lovely uh Vampires.

SPEAKER_05

Vampires Kiss Cocktail. It's gonna consist of a little bit of vodka. We're gonna take some porosos here. I'm gonna pop that on open. And uh just because we suck and we're pussies, we're gonna do one shot apiece. Or one shot total.

SPEAKER_04

Hell yeah. Pour red up, pull it up. If y'all have never tried porosas, which we can't get here in Virginia, you can um order it online. It's a really good vodka. And I'm not we're not sponsored or anything like that. It's uh Burt Kreisher and uh Tom Segura. Tom Segura's liquor and it it's it's actually really fucking good, and it's not super overpriced. It's uh it's pretty good. Made in Texas, it's it's good liquor. What do we got here?

SPEAKER_05

So next we're gonna add in uh one shot of Shamboard.

SPEAKER_04

Shamboard.

SPEAKER_05

Probably saying that so wrong.

SPEAKER_04

Yeah, I mean you call the other one Mitsubishi. Dog, I love your costume, dude. Next year, oh that's gonna be ridiculous. I might have a head on and I might have a microphone inside the mask. That would be fucking insane. Alright, so next we're gonna add uh a little bit of lemon juice. Lemon. Hopefully a little bit less than you did last time. I told you, I'm doing a shot of everything. One shot of each.

SPEAKER_05

Now we're gonna add in a little bit of grenadine.

SPEAKER_04

Grinadine's so fucking weird because I don't even know what it is. Does it even taste like anything? You wanna sip? No. I've always thought it was weird as shit. It's like, hey, let's just add this red thing for look.

SPEAKER_05

And now we're just gonna top her off with a little bit of cranberry juice. And then we'll be done with it.

SPEAKER_04

Okay.

SPEAKER_05

Yeah.

SPEAKER_04

That was weird the way you talked.

SPEAKER_05

Yeah, I was going for the Martha Stewart thing the whole time.

SPEAKER_04

Oh, okay.

SPEAKER_05

Yeah.

SPEAKER_04

I thought you're just a gay spyro. Top it off. That's not a shot. I'm gonna do a shot of everything.

SPEAKER_05

You obviously didn't hear me when you said we're gonna top it all off.

SPEAKER_04

I don't know what that means, top it all off. Make it till it's to the brim.

SPEAKER_05

Yeah, we're gonna top it off.

SPEAKER_04

Alright. We got we got any ice left?

SPEAKER_00

No.

SPEAKER_04

Okay. Oh yeah. Not complaining or anything, but this is gonna be pretty warm. This one looks good. The other one looked good too. I'm excited. I feel sexy.

SPEAKER_05

Steven, Steven.

SPEAKER_04

If I'm gonna feel fucking sexy and hydrated. Yeah. Vampire's blood. If I could be, if I could be, if you could be one monster, like Halloween-ish monster type thing, what would you be? Um Vampires Live Forever. For sure. Yeah. So I might go vampire. And they glisten. Yeah, I can't go out in the sun.

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Yeah.

SPEAKER_04

I'm a night owl, anyways. Right. So. When you picture vampires, what do you picture? Like what uh what movie? Um Dracadal. Okay, that's not Month's Twilight. Oh my god. I want to be one of those. Live up in there, they're out during the day. Oh, they're the they're the most gangsterous fucking vampires there are. Edward? He's a fucking G. Were you team Jacob of Edward? Oh, Edward. Okay. Yeah, absolutely. Fucking werewolf? Give a fuck about them. I'm gonna suck your blood, bitch. Remember when he fucked old girl? And Dander fucking killed her? Uh, no. Yeah, that was in the movie, bruh. Okay, I never watched it. You never watched dude. Or we can never do a cinematography movie. I meant uh podcast. Yeah, why would we do a cinematography? Shut the fuck up movie. God damn. Let me make mistakes. Everybody has those days. You said make your stakes? I wish. Oh shit, I almost nodded over. This is this is a slippery ass cup. Not with uh Dragon Paws. Cheers.

SPEAKER_05

Cheers, brother. Ooh. That's actually not bad.

SPEAKER_04

That one's definitely better. There you go. Chug it.

SPEAKER_05

Chug, chug, chug, chug. That's really good.

SPEAKER_04

What else do we got on Halloween side? Um I don't know. What do you got on Halloween side? I mean, I've I've explored all my options. Uh not not my options, but I've definitely um Ooh. Go ahead. Um that's that's what a ghost sounds like.

SPEAKER_05

Have you heard uh, you know, we live uh close to Elbow Road. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You ever heard of Elbow Road?

SPEAKER_04

Yes, I grew up here.

SPEAKER_05

Have you ever heard of the uh the haunting of Elbow Road? Yes. Tell us.

SPEAKER_04

No, I don't you tell us. I don't know what it is, I just heard of it. Uh I mean, so there was this chick. Right. So from my understanding, so Elbow Road is like got ditches on the side side and shit. Mad ditches, like 18 feet deep ditches.

SPEAKER_03

What did you say?

SPEAKER_04

Oh, that was good. Um so uh rumor has it, uh Elbow Road, when you go through, uh people see stuff at night. Right. And it makes them veer off the road. You know, people will see people standing in the street. Right. And it'll make them veer off the road and wreck. If it were me, I'm running you the fuck over. I'm gonna just assume you're a ghost at that point. What if it's not? Should have been in the road. But then you keep going, that's a felony. Wouldn't it keep going? I'd stop if I heard right, but that's when the ghost comes and is like. I don't think a ghost can kill you. Have you never seen movies that are horrors? You haven't. Yeah. No, I don't think a ghost can kill you. I think a spirit can enter your body, but a ghost can't kill you. A ghost is just there. I mean, look right there. He's like, no, thank you. I don't know. No, uh, ghosts are just there. I mean, ghosts basically are left to roam our world until they can go into the uh, you know, other realm.

SPEAKER_05

Right. And uh what realm would you say this would be?

SPEAKER_04

Um a spirit realm. A spirit realm.

SPEAKER_05

Yes.

SPEAKER_04

Nothing, yes. That was a little rough. Um, oh, rough. Right. Right, right. So what what made you pick uh Spyro? Bro, it was the only thing in my size. Oh. Yes. Oh shit. Tell me the story of you ordering your costume. Alright, so I'm not even gonna interject. I I want to hear it so fucking bad. Thank you.

SPEAKER_05

So when I order my costume, uh the way my apartment's set up, there's a there's a main front door, and um you gotta have a key to get in, or you can buzz whatever unit, and there's an intercom, and we can beep, you know.

SPEAKER_04

And it always ends up being yours.

SPEAKER_05

Well, happen to you not interrupting. I lied. I know, I know. I was just watching. I can't help it. I just wanted to point that out.

SPEAKER_02

That's never not an interrupt.

SPEAKER_04

You would never not interrupt. Clip that hey, I literally said I'm not gonna interrupt when I interrupted you. Yeah, I know. You started telling the story, I was like, I'm not gonna interrupt. I want to hear this. Go ahead. I'm sorry. All right, yeah. So you want to start over from the beginning? Yeah, I'm gonna push my mic away. Go ahead. No, no, you're good.

SPEAKER_05

So, anyway, uh we have we've got this front door. You gotta have a key, and then um you can also press the button of the unit that you want to talk to, and they can talk to you. Press a button, boop, unlock that main front door. Whenever you order packages, that's not always the case. If you're not home, they'll buzz your apartment. But if you're at work or whatever, it's just gonna get taken back on the truck with them. And that's exactly what happened with my costume. So I reached out to FedEx because FedEx left me an uh they didn't even leave me shit, but I'd under my tracking information, they said we'll deliver it at the next available time. And I was like, cool, I need to know what time that is. And so call them up, and they're like, you know what? You need to get a hold of the sender, the manufacturer, and have them talk to their FedEx corporate executive. And I was like, wow, that sounds intense. I'll try and get a hold of them right now. So I got a hold of uh the company that I ordered this from, and I was like, Yeah, FedEx told me to tell you to tell your FedEx corporate executive to uh let me pick up my package at the FedEx store. And she said, Okay, hold on, sir. We're getting ahead of ourselves. Let's uh can I have your order number? I was like 696969. Yeah, order number six nine six nine six nine. She's like, okay, cool. Um did this order consist of the plus size giant spyro costume? And that's what I was like.

SPEAKER_04

Yeah. Yeah, that's the one. Plus size is wild. Right. Plus size spiro.

SPEAKER_03

Yeah.

SPEAKER_05

Yeah, dog. Was that a fucking ghost dick?

SPEAKER_03

Yeah.

SPEAKER_04

Try to get me. Try to fucking get you. I dodged the fuck out of that shit.

SPEAKER_05

Bro, that's that dog, that they got a ghost dong hit you in the dick.

SPEAKER_04

You said the ghost dick hit me in the dick. Goddamn ghost dong hit you in the eye. So fucking plus size spyro is who you are. Yep. I'm I'm Spyro if he made a bunch of fucking terrible fucking decisions. Oh, I can picture it. Spyro gets gets done with the video game, settles down with his wife, has a couple kids, and then starts drinking.

SPEAKER_05

But spends all the money that he earned on the video game, blows through it. He's buying, he's buying uh dragon geanies. Um he's buying fucking yachts.

SPEAKER_04

He's popping the magic dragon. He's buying gold so he can go and slumber with it. Right. And he food. He's fucking up castles. Food. Just his diet goes downhill ever since he's not like you know spiraling. He's he's eaten nothing but fucking hogs, sheeps, bears. Right. Knights in shining armor. Knights in shining armor. Wonder where you bought that from. Huh? Huh? Um, ask me why I'm a traffic light.

SPEAKER_05

Um I think uh okay. Well, I guess we're done with spiral.

SPEAKER_04

Oh, my bad. I didn't know you had more. I thought it was plus size spyro, and then I apologize. Go ahead.

SPEAKER_05

Yeah, no, no, no.

SPEAKER_04

No, it's cool now. Oh my god.

SPEAKER_05

Well, it's cool now. It's cool now. I don't know. I definitely have more for it because you know, this is just all the purchases he was making. But like, when is it when is the turning point when the gold runs out? When the fucking gold runs out. That's when Mrs. Spyro is like, I'm out.

SPEAKER_04

I'm out. Right. I'm gonna find me a dragon worth a damn. Right. Right? So she's gone, she's obviously sticking the kids. Yep. He's not gonna see him anymore. So what does he start doing? Sucking dick. Fire breathing every town he sees. Right. He's just fucking shit up. That was close.

SPEAKER_05

Very close, yeah. It was it was either blowing fire or blowing dicks. Right, yeah, yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_04

Yeah, yeah, yeah. I picked the wrong one.

SPEAKER_05

Shows fire. Yeah. So now he's doing that, he just starts drinking.

SPEAKER_02

Yeah.

SPEAKER_05

And he just he's getting uh uh he's getting FUIs and getting pulled over.

SPEAKER_04

Right.

SPEAKER_05

He's flying under the influence.

SPEAKER_04

He's getting pulled over by that fucking thing from Never Ending Story.

SPEAKER_05

Right. He's fucking flying under the influence. Now he's in jail. Right. Now he's doing community service.

SPEAKER_04

Now he's sucking dick. No. Oh, no. Still wrong. No, but he's eating Twinkies, brownies, cookies, ho ho's. He's just trying to fill that void. He's eating it. Talkies. He's lonely, so he just eats. Gotta love talkies. Gotta hot fries. Right. The hot fries for the hot dragon breath. Right, yep. Yeah. Yep. Jalapeno's whole.

SPEAKER_05

Oh, habaneros whole.

SPEAKER_04

Yeah.

SPEAKER_05

Whole habaneros. Never seen anything like it.

SPEAKER_04

Yeah. And then that's how he becomes plus plus size spiral.

SPEAKER_05

Plus size spiral.

SPEAKER_04

It's not directly after the game ends. It's uh it's it's down the road. Yeah, yeah. It's about a decade in between.

SPEAKER_03

Yeah.

SPEAKER_05

You know, you've you've got to hit the you've got to hit the peak, you've got to hit the climax, right? And then watch everything burn. Literally.

SPEAKER_04

Yeah. And metaphorically.

SPEAKER_05

The story of life.

SPEAKER_02

Yeah.

SPEAKER_05

Mrs. Spyro went on to marry a contractor.

SPEAKER_04

Bob the builder. Yeah. Crash bandicoot. You could have been crashed. They didn't have him plus size. Okay. Okay. That makes sense. Yeah. Crash moves too fast for him to be plus size. Right. On crack. Right. Oh man. Why are you a traffic light? I'm glad you asked. I don't know. I um I wanted to be a hot dog. Why you wanted me to do the 999 challenge on you? Right. Yeah, that's I and that's one of the things I was afraid of. If I dressed up as any kind of food, you would try to eat me. Yeah. So um I pivoted and um I wanted to be something funny, but something you don't see much. I see stoplights every day. On a person. On a person. I'm something people don't really see. Yeah, ever. Ever. Ever. Are you gonna wear that out anywhere? I'll probably wear it to work. I miss Halloween parties. Yeah, dog.

SPEAKER_05

We should try to we should try to do one this year. It'll just be me, you, and your girl.

SPEAKER_04

Right. Sounds lonely. We can go to like a bar and do one.

SPEAKER_03

Yeah.

SPEAKER_04

To be honest, you might win a prize. That's a pretty good costume, dude. Yeah, I will say it's pretty legit, especially with the uh the gigantic dragon feet. Right. And the tail. Yeah. Bro, it makes me want to just hop on the game and just play fucking Spyro wearing this. I've never played Spyro a day in my life. Are you fucking kidding me? You've never seen horror movies. And you're mad that I've never played fucking spirit movies. You've never played fucking Spyro? No. Cut it. Cut it. We're done. We're done. No. Alright, yeah. I just wanted to be dramatic like you were early. Right. It wasn't that dramatic. We're fucking done.

SPEAKER_03

There's never gonna be an episode of podcast again.

SPEAKER_04

Right. Yeah. Uh what is Spyro about? Dragon. These nuts across your face. That was a good sound.

SPEAKER_03

I didn't see it coming. Follow me! Yeah.

SPEAKER_04

Where are we going? What is it about again? No, no, seriously. Uh bro, I don't I'll be honest, I don't exactly remember the storyline, but I remembered Spyro the Dragon.

SPEAKER_05

He had to go around and like headbutt people and shit like that. And oh yeah. Uh there's always this one dude that was like taking was it an egg? I think it was an egg. He was like taking an egg and he had to like you're like, what the fuck? You took my egg? And you had to go like fuck him up, but he he ran so fast you couldn't catch up to him.

SPEAKER_04

Jesus. Yeah, dude.

SPEAKER_05

It's a fun game, fun puzzle game.

SPEAKER_04

Uh I love it. I love a spyro. Yeah, I played Crash a couple times. I've never played Spyro though. And I know people love it. I think it was one of the wasn't it, was Spyro one of the games that used to come with like when you bought one of the systems or something? Yeah, I don't know. Okay. Maybe.

SPEAKER_05

Uh I know uh a few years ago they did the uh it was like a Spyro Crash Bandicoot release or something like that, where you could buy one game, get both or something. Right. I know. I know if I turn that Xbox on right now. I'll crash Bandicoot and Spyro's on there.

SPEAKER_04

Right.

SPEAKER_05

I love that for myself.

SPEAKER_04

I haven't played Xbox in ages.

SPEAKER_05

Last time I played was with you. Yeah. Yeah. What game were we playing?

SPEAKER_04

Probably Call of Duty.

SPEAKER_05

No, we were playing Police Simulator. Oh, yeah, Police Simulator. That's right.

SPEAKER_04

Yeah. Yeah. The game was trash. It was. It's a cool con it was a cool concept, and they tried, but the uh the State Trooper one was pretty cool. Yeah. But like the driving mechanics and everything up. Yeah. That was awesome. But then I got my PC at the house and we started playing real games. So fuck it.

SPEAKER_05

Bro, uh, it's been a while since we've logged on Grey's own. We need to check that out. Yeah.

Final Toast and Halloween Sign-Off

SPEAKER_04

Shit's gone. It's because we uh essentially beat the game. No, we know we weren't at the end of it, but like it definitely started getting mundane. Yeah, I don't know about that. We still have a bunch of missions to do. No, I agree, but also it got like for me, it got where it's like the same thing over and over again. So then uh we switched over to that other game, which is I'll agree. It was trash. It was okay. It it has promise, but it's it's not great. Yeah, it's called scum. Yeah, the trailer looked way better than the game it will ever look. Yeah, dude. Uh I'll be honest, the the four days that we played that game, I was not having a good time. Right the entire time. Yeah. I agree. Alright, man, we should go. Is it that time already? It is. Damn, dog.

SPEAKER_05

We have a next time. Yeah, man.

SPEAKER_04

Just hate to see you go. What? I just said I like to watch you walk. Not you, but any word is words of wisdom? Don't drink to get drunk. Drink to hydrate. Uh no, uh, words of wisdom, I would say.

SPEAKER_05

Next time you make a video game, don't spend all your gold on useless things. Keep your family. Don't let them go.

SPEAKER_04

Happy Halloween, guys.

SPEAKER_01

Hey I gronde, everybody. We'll see you next year. Winston's glasses on overdrive. Brian's voice cuts through the air, loud enough to wake the dead out there. Just talking unfiltered, shadows fall. Winston's slurred, and Brian's approach. Creeping words and ghosts like hopes. This is the end of it all. The crypts are laughing, the spirits cheer. Another night with chaos news. No filter, no rules, just haunting delight. See you next time in the pale moonlight. Winston's drink clinks Brian's roar. Lock your doors. There's always more. Just talking on filtered signing out until the next screamers show.