Celebration of Beer

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0:00

Cold Open And Rowdy Theme

2:46

Episode Setup And Beer Lineup

4:16

First Pour: Rocket Pop Seltzer

9:30

Gift Unboxing And Studio Upgrades

19:20

Live Tech Hiccups And Vibes

25:20

OnlyFans Bit And Boundary Pushing Humor

34:10

Family Calls, Parental Reactions, And TikTok

42:40

Time Flying, Work Gripe, And Routine Ruts

50:20

Second Pour: Pickle Sour Reactions

1:02:10

Dating Update And New Connection

1:13:40

Mystery Beers, Pumpkin Spice IPA, And Chugs

1:25:10

Wing Rankings: Local Spots Debate

1:38:40

Coffee Porters, Bush “Latte,” And Memory Wars

1:49:30

Call-Ins With Friends And Live Chaos

2:01:40

Cat Advice, Carpet Takes, And Kitchen Confessions

Transcript

Cold Open And Rowdy Theme

SPEAKER_00 0:11

Yo with wins in the grind, the unfiltered groove. Fab bearded legends with opinions for you. Exercise laps, no filter, no cap or drink, take a speaker. We just talk and rap. Winston in the corner with the whiskey in its fist, Ryan yelling loud. Every topic gets pissed. Weird so thick, take it smoking the birds, get boys boomin' harder than the twelve minutes of kick, grab it low star. We ain't a light. Welcome to the show, it's a bar fight tonight. Just talking to the no rules, coach tank. Do fat boys take it over the game. Texas team, text pin, grab a mic in the knife. It's wins in the fine, keep it raw, keep it tight. Just talking to the no rules, coach tank. Do fat boys, taking over the game. Text a speed, text and speech. Grab a mic in the knife. It's winston and fine, keep it raw, keep it tight. Ryan got the volume of a megaphone riot. Winston got the boots, but his liver stayed quiet. Topics jump wild like a bull in the juke. From brisket to politics, no subjects move. Barbecued stains on a microphone grip. Spit fire harder than a jalapeno dip. Put task things, yeah. We talk that smack.

unknown 1:18

If you're looking for a chill, better send it back.

SPEAKER_13 1:22

Hello. What is up? And welcome to another episode of Just Talking Unfiltered with Winston and Brian. What's good? What it guys? Hey. What's up, big dog? Shit, what's good with it, baby? Ain't nothing chillin'. Episode five, huh? Episode number uh, what is that, Cinco? Yeah, yeah, good job. That's right. Good job. Good job. Thank you. You've been studying uh the mayo. Well, I don't know if uh it's the mayo. No. We got we got a lot planned. This will be a I think it's gonna be a good episode. Oh, I'm fucking here for it, baby. Um I'm definitely excited for uh some things that we've got in store. Well, I do know that we're gonna be uh sampling some beers that we both picked out. We both picked out three beers, three beers, American beers. I don't even know if they're American. Um but uh we're gonna be trying to get them out of here if they're not. And I'm well, I don't think you can say that. They need go on and leave. Yeah, just put them on ice, you know what I'm saying?

SPEAKER_14 2:26

Just kidding, just kidding, just kidding. Um, that sounded that was um blackbusting. All right, let's go ahead and start the show, man.

Episode Setup And Beer Lineup

SPEAKER_04 2:39

Now truck. And then we'll go to the truck. Oh what? I thought that was a lemon drop. I didn't think it was what the fuck?

SPEAKER_14 3:01

She thought that was a lemon drop. Not should we uh I mean I got I got mega drink. We're drinking tonight. I'm staying the night.

SPEAKER_13 3:10

We drinking the night, baby. That's right. So uh let's let's get the first drink. You wanna get the first one already? Yeah, absolutely. Hell yeah, baby. Absolutely. All right, no, no point in spreading that shit out. Right, go ahead and get it. You want me to get the first one? You're not. Huh? You're not. No, I will. Oh, okay. No, I'm not. Exactly. No, I'm just kidding, I wasn't. What are we doing here?

unknown 3:35

Irriting the people.

SPEAKER_13 3:36

Shit, so how's everybody doing? Um I'm definitely excited about some of these beers that we've gotten. One in particular. Uh which one are we gonna start with? Are we gonna start with the uh ooh, what is that?

SPEAKER_11 3:53

What is that? That is the Rocket Pop. Rocket Pop. This one is made by um Three Notch Distilling Company here in Virginia. Um 7.5%.

SPEAKER_13 4:08

Sorry, I'm just reading the whole label. There you go. You said what?

SPEAKER_11 4:18

What's the uh aroma like on it? I love that. Oh, it's clear too. What is this? Cheers, big dog. I won't I won't wait till you get over there, but don't hit the mic.

SPEAKER_14 4:44

Yeah, I hate uh fucking getting up and doing shit.

SPEAKER_13 4:48

Yeah, no.

SPEAKER_14 4:49

Uh I feel like I'm missing out.

SPEAKER_13 4:52

We need to come up with a better way for our studio to wireless mics. Oh, we need an intern. Yeah. Hey, go ahead and uh look up uh big booty bitches for me. I need research. Right, right. Yeah. Put it up there for me. Yeah. This looks looks like every other seltzer.

SPEAKER_12 5:13

Yeah, you gonna tug it?

SPEAKER_13 5:14

Uh first I'm gonna take a little sip, you know, put my little toes in the water.

SPEAKER_11 5:18

And then uh a ghost. Whatever.

SPEAKER_13 5:27

Oh. Oh, that's good. That's really fucking good. That's really fucking good. That's fucking great. Yeah, I should have got a six or twelve pack of that bitch. Hell yeah. So look, I um I also got some gifts for uh Winston. Yeah, it was my birthday. Slash the pocket.

SPEAKER_14 5:47

No, no, for the fifth episode.

SPEAKER_13 5:48

It's my birthday.

SPEAKER_14 5:49

But you're gonna fucking love these. Let me do that too. Fuck it. Let me let me do that. Fuck it.

SPEAKER_13 5:55

We'll do it live. Yeah, we'll do it live. I don't know how you want to do this. Um, do you need a knife?

SPEAKER_12 6:04

Nah it's open.

SPEAKER_13 6:05

Okay.

SPEAKER_12 6:06

It's open, dog.

SPEAKER_13 6:08

See, now this is how you do stuff when you're going over here. You just take your mic with you. Yeah, I'm I'm excited, man.

SPEAKER_14 6:15

I'm uh my love language is gift-given. And I love you, motherfucking.

SPEAKER_13 6:21

Not the gateway.

unknown 6:22

Damn.

SPEAKER_13 6:23

Regular way. I was hoping it was the other way. Regular way.

unknown 6:25

Damn.

SPEAKER_13 6:26

No, you're gonna be hyped. Alright, so this right here is a live live reaction unboxing. Right. Oh shit, that means it's okay. Look at this. It's taped in here. Yeah, my bad. Because there's more. Oh shit, there's more? There's more. How do I get this? We need a knife. Just rip the rip the plastic. Is it all the way across?

SPEAKER_11 6:58

Yeah, it's all the way down here.

SPEAKER_13 6:59

Damn, my bad.

SPEAKER_11 7:00

Plus, there's tape over there.

SPEAKER_13 7:03

I fucked up. This makes great material for the podcast. Yeah, uh, my bad, everybody. No, that's my bad. Yeah, it is your bad. Um, I'm gonna go grab a knife real quick. Go get a knife. Kniff. Keep everybody entertained. Yeah, no, I got you.

SPEAKER_14 7:16

Uh, dude, I'm I'm hyped because um, I mean, episode five is I mean, it's five episodes in. Yeah, it might not mean nothing to nobody else, but fucking we're doing it.

SPEAKER_13 7:26

Week in and week out, and uh week in and week out. Yeah, it's just it's it's fucking fun. This is our it's a celebration, bitches. This is our second, this is like your fifth job you've got. Yeah. What do you mean? You know, I work one job and this, so this is two jobs you've got, your jobs. So, you know, it just shows your level of dedication.

SPEAKER_14 7:49

Yeah, just call me Steve Jobs, you know what I'm saying? Is he alive still? No, damn, he's no longer with us. That's gonna sound good. Motherfuckers on Apple Podcasts can be like, what the fuck are they doing?

SPEAKER_13 8:04

Right. So for those that are not watching, I am unwrapping a canvas print of our logo that BZ got. And it is wrapped extra good. Extra good. Yeah, I told them to do that. I was like, yeah, he's fucking weak as shit. Fucking wrap it up good. Look at that. It's a fucking canvas dog. That's fucking sick, bro. Thank you. Yeah, yeah. Here you go. Oh, it came with a stand? I bought a stand. It might, it might work, it might not. I don't know. We'll put it in the front so that it can sit up there the whole podcast. Ooh, it stays. I mean, I'm about to be moving this box so it might fall. But yeah. Pick up the uh wait till you see this one. Yes, sir. No fucking words. Yes, sir. If y'all watch the fucking Halloween episode, uh, you'll you'll love this one.

SPEAKER_14 9:09

Yeah. Oh everything is just fucking taped.

SPEAKER_13 9:15

It's so taped. They did a really dull job.

SPEAKER_14 9:18

Are you cool if I keep drinking?

SPEAKER_11 9:20

Yeah, go for it.

Gift Unboxing And Studio Upgrades

SPEAKER_13 9:25

Look at that. That is fucking amazing. Yeah.

SPEAKER_14 9:31

Yeah, no, it's good.

SPEAKER_13 9:33

Oh man, that's fucking great. Bro, what what even what even gave you the idea? Um, I don't know. You saw that I didn't have shit on my walls.

SPEAKER_14 9:45

I mean that, but I uh I mean I watch a lot of podcasts and they all have kind of pictures of stuff going on from the podcast. I mean, this is straight from the podcast. Which is wild because the picture I used, you don't have a nose ring, but unless you have a nose ring, which makes the dragon fucking great.

SPEAKER_13 10:04

Well, you what's weird, uh, because I was thinking about that too. I did just recently take my septum piercing out like a couple months ago. Right. So that's what I saw. I was like, huh.

SPEAKER_14 10:16

Right. Yeah, I mean, it makes the dragon look better though. Yeah, definitely. It's fucking insane.

SPEAKER_13 10:25

These things are wrapped hardcore, bro.

SPEAKER_14 10:27

Yeah, they're fucking a lot bigger than I knew they were gonna be.

SPEAKER_13 10:30

I shouldn't know how big they were gonna be because of the measurements, but this is fucking perfect, dude. I'm gonna pass that to you so I can get this box out of the way. Yeah, no doubt. I'm gonna just set this down here. I'm gonna get this box out of our way. Hell yeah. Oh yeah, bro. Yeah, no doubt. No doubt. Love you. Okay.

SPEAKER_14 11:01

Damn, dog. You hit that shit hard. Don't say it's not gonna show up. It's not gonna show up. It's gonna show up. It's not gonna fucking show up, Brian. It's gonna show up. Oh man. Yeah, this is gonna be a fucking wild one. Mmm. What's good?

SPEAKER_13 11:20

Fuck it, we'll do it live. You know what? Live, we did it, baby. Yeah. Dude, we went, uh, I went uh TikTok live.

SPEAKER_14 11:32

Went uh for our tests, you know, the mic check.

SPEAKER_07 11:35

Yeah.

SPEAKER_14 11:36

I didn't know what the fuck I was doing.

SPEAKER_13 11:40

Do they save? I don't know. I uh I've never posted any TikToks. I've never. Yeah, you're fucking horrible at that shit. I'm like, yeah, I'm trying to get a presence on TikTok, and he's like, Good job. Yeah, thank you for doing that. I'm gonna I'm like, repost it. He's like, no, no, I don't repost. I'm gonna focus on all the other stuff, like editing videos. Yeah, I got something you can edit. And being the life of the party. Right. Right. You're the life of the party. Yes. Put the video of me on the bar right here. We don't have an assistant. Oh, we do. We do. No.

unknown 12:20

Yeah.

SPEAKER_13 12:21

No, we don't have an intern, so no, no, it'll be up there. Was it not recording? I don't know, bro. The camera's black. Hell yeah. Check it, fuck it. Yeah. I'll check it live. Or not.

SPEAKER_14 12:50

Okay. Well. This has been a uh fun episode already. I am so flabbergasted. I've been trying to use bigger words now. And um it's been working and not working at the same time. Sometimes I just say shit that don't make any sense. Uh my favorite word growing up used to be plethora. So I would just use that in conversation and be like, yeah, there's a plethora of things going on. For you don't know, plethora means a lot. Hell yeah.

SPEAKER_13 13:29

Welcome back, everybody. And we're back. Um so. What did I miss?

SPEAKER_14 13:37

Everything.

SPEAKER_13 13:42

So put it this way, uh, when you said I was hitting the mic and that was gonna show up. We got the audio though, right?

SPEAKER_14 13:53

You weren't recording that either. I'm just kidding.

SPEAKER_13 13:55

I was reporting audio. So we do have the audio. Uh, we we can figure out later how we're gonna do that. I feel like every episode is technical difficulties in eating pussy with chat GPT. That's all we're doing. We're just up here fucking shit up and trying to talk about you pussy. Uh if y'all didn't see this, uh, this is a gift for episode five. Did they see that? Yes. No, they did not see that. Wow. Yeah, the whole unboxing and everything was missed. Damn. Yeah. Um, that would have been really fucking cool for y'all to see the unboxing and the look of pure uh joy on my face. Right. Oh, here's the other one. Let me show the other one. Yeah, show the other one. Yeah, hold on. Yeah, you could have leaned over without doing that. It's fucking dope. These are fucking dope pictures.

SPEAKER_11 14:46

Yeah, go ahead and move some shit. Put that display that son of a bitch. Turn towards me a little bit.

SPEAKER_13 15:03

Yeah, it's a little different of a size. Why has every episode before this felt more professional? Bro, you fucking faded already. You had two sips of this beer. Oh, that looks like shit.

SPEAKER_14 15:25

You want to start over?

SPEAKER_13 15:27

Hey, you want to put it back in a box? I'll be like, oh, thank you. Right, right, right. Oh my god. This is whatever. Fuck it. Fuck it. It's live. Who cares? It's not, it's not really live, but it's unfiltered. That's right. It is just totally unfiltered though. Are you already? Uh so I had this. I chugged mine. Oh, did you? Yeah, yeah. Absolutely. Okay.

SPEAKER_11 15:50

Uh, I didn't chug mine, but I will be uh fuck it.

SPEAKER_13 15:57

I will be hammered by the end of this. End of this. No, you guys might see his butthole in this episode. No. Then you might say. No, no, no. Listen. Should we start an OnlyFans?

SPEAKER_14 16:15

What the fuck? Like, should like not us fucking, but like, should we start at OnlyFans?

SPEAKER_13 16:22

No, we'll like do like sexy poses and stuff. And like Are we gonna be like actually naked? No, no, but if they pay extra, we will. Oh shit.

SPEAKER_14 16:32

Yeah, so like if you send, oh, send me$20, it'll be like the bottom of my balls. It's not gonna be regular naked.

SPEAKER_13 16:38

I'm not gonna be like erect and like jacking off, like you're gonna see like the bottom of my balls, my tank. Show you my scroll. Right. I might show you the bowl after I take a shit. Show you my feet. Right. I think we should start on OnlyFans. I've thought about selling feet pics before. But I've seen like stepping on cakes and shit.

SPEAKER_14 16:58

Stepping on cakes.

SPEAKER_13 16:59

Is that a thing? Yeah. Uh I forget where I heard it from, but there was this fucking. It actually might have been a family guy episode. Oh no, it was a fan. No, that was when they were sitting on cakes. That sitting on a cake. Yeah. Yeah, whatever. I um women get a bad rap about. You probably try to eat that cake with your butthole.

SPEAKER_14 17:23

No, uh women get a bad rap where like they don't get a lot of rights and everything. But bruh, at the same time, like every girl can sell a picture of their titties. Oh yeah.

SPEAKER_13 17:34

If I was a woman, like bro, my titties would be out 24-7. I'd be a stripper. For a price. They just wouldn't be out before a price. Sometimes. Sometimes you just want. Yeah, sometimes I want a free to nip. You know what I mean? I'm with the free to nip. Bro. I like my nipples sucked on. Yeah?

SPEAKER_11 17:55

Yeah. Okay.

Live Tech Hiccups And Vibes

SPEAKER_13 17:57

Why not? I'd be I'd be out this bitch just breastfeeding. Trying to milk yeah. Trying to milk your not milk your girl, but feed your girl. That's right. That's right. It's insane. But should we start our OnlyFans? Um like it would start off as a joke. Right. You know, it'd be like on our uh link tree. And people would click on it and like the the caption that would show up be like, you're curious. You're you didn't come this far for nothing. Right. Five dollars. Right. And it's just us like, dude, like once a week, man, I'll do like a you know, I'll throw a fucking. I like wearing um banana hammocks. Right. You know what that is? Why do you always ask me if I know shit? Because I know shit. Sometimes you look at me with that blank look and I'm like, Bro, that's just like you just look at me, I'm like, all right, I'll explain. No, you don't you don't explain. Maybe they don't know what a banana hammock is. A what? A banana hammock. Okay, well, tell them. No, you tell them. Banana hammock is a style of undergarment, uh, and there's very little coverage, but it outlines the banana that you were born with. Yeah. The cacasyrus. Yep. So now that we've gotten the description of the banana hammock out of the way, go ahead and tell us what you would uh post. You said you would post a picture of you with a banana in my hammer. I mean, I just no, not a banana in my ass.

SPEAKER_14 19:20

Okay. It's funny saying banana and shit, because that's what I call my girl. It's like a banana hammock to me, it's just a hammock. Your girl in your ass. No. No. No. No, it wouldn't even fit. What? Just kidding. Just kidding. I think I don't I don't know what to say to that because it's uh I feel like it's trying to set me up for some uh homosexual activity.

SPEAKER_13 19:47

No, I'm not trying to set you up. I'm trying to get you to come clean. This is a safe space. No, this is a safe space. And and I am clean. I am clean too. I just showered. Yeah, tried to get in there with me.

SPEAKER_14 19:59

Okay, so look, hey. So I know I know that one of the one of the topics off limits is his dad. But but I'm not, I have to say this. His dad would not be happy if I was showering with his son, which I've never done. But it's a funny concept. So his dad calls him while he's in the shower. I was just talking to him. Hey Pops, what's up? What are you doing? I'm in the shower. He's like, Oh, I just want to call and holler at you and continue to keep talking while he's in the shower. So I'm like, he's like, what? I was like, hey, bro, is it a cool time to come in? He's like, Well, you gotta take a shit. I'm like, nah. I thought we was showering together. His dad was like, Hey, aula.

SPEAKER_13 20:36

Son, I'll talk to you later. Yeah, I'll talk to you in a little bit. Yeah, that's kind of pretty much how it went down. Uh does he look does he listen to the podcast? Uh, I believe he does. Uh, he asked uh about our episodes and where you could find them. And I told him that he could find them at YouTube, Apple Podcasts, and Spotify.

SPEAKER_14 20:54

That's right, baby.

SPEAKER_13 20:55

Follow the TikTok too. Or you can uh find our link tree on our Instagram page or our YouTube page, and that I can also take you to our buzz sprout and you can listen to episodes there as well. Yeah. So once I gave him all that information, he said, okay, well, once your mom goes to bed, uh, well, I had to tell him, I said, uh It's a little explicit. Yeah, no, I yeah, I said uh T V M A. Uh we basically talk about uh me eating pussy and shitting on plates, so yeah. Uh he said, Well, I'll just wait till your mom goes to bed and then I'll turn it on. Yeah, that's good. I mean, we're on episode five. You think he'd listen to any? Uh I know my parents did. I'm gonna find out this weekend when I go down there. Hell yeah. Weren't you just down there? I was just down there, yeah. I had a great time. Y'all some yeah, because you're down there in the country, so it's y'all some. Yeah, y'all some yeah, yeah, I fucks with that. Uh my dad got a new tractor.

SPEAKER_11 21:51

So man, it's so fucking nice.

SPEAKER_13 21:55

It's so nice. Tractor? He's got on a farm, so he's got yeah, he's got two tractors. Well, he has more than that, but the main two, uh, he normally uses bigger John Deere, and then I would always use a smaller case. All right. But which is wild for him to put you on the smaller one. But the uh John Deere was the nicer one. They had the enclosed cab, the radio. Yeah, I know. That shit was good as fuck. Oh yeah. Are you buzzed? Uh not yet, surprisingly. Um buzzer roomy going on.

SPEAKER_14 22:33

I'm only having like six ounces of jink.

SPEAKER_13 22:35

Yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_11 22:36

So I'm gonna finish.

SPEAKER_13 22:37

Yeah, my bad. No, I'm just fucking with you. Um two tractors, you get in the smaller one. Two, yeah, and it was always the open cab. Oh, you can get rained on. Yeah, it's got a little roof on there. Oh, but still, when it was hot, it was hot. When it was cold, it was cold. Right.

SPEAKER_03 22:53

But now I'm in a cab, baby.

unknown 22:56

Okay.

SPEAKER_13 22:57

Yeah. Also, my uh dad's uh buddy helps him out as well, so he he'll be using it. But uh He said he'll what? Be using the tractor. Okay, yeah. Uh but no, it's it's cool whenever I go down there, I can help out and uh, you know, have AC or have heat. That's fucking amazing. Yeah, that's pretty cool. And it's a bigger tractor than the other one was. My uh semi truck at work for my job doesn't even have AC. Neither does the shop at my job. That shit's they finally fixed it after three years, and it's not really fixed, and it's struggling. It's funny that it would fix it when it starts getting a little cooler out so it feels like it's working. Not even like that shit be bro, we'll we'll be in there with like cups and shit, and so I've had to throw away so many drinks just because the ceiling will leak. Oh, Jesus. And you're like that came out of the AC vent, throwing that away. Right. So that's wasted. Thank you. Uh, but when the when the AC is not working, that also means that the heat's not working because it's one system. So we're coming into the winter months here. Uh it's now November. So time's flying. Bro, time is flying. Do you ever feel like time's just gone?

SPEAKER_14 24:17

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_13 24:19

Yeah. I think it was you that was telling me about the guy that was saying that time flies because you keep doing the same thing over and over again. Yeah, you get into a routine. So since you've done it before, just things just seem like, you know, zipping on by. So you gotta switch it up a little bit and do different things to make, and that tricks the brain into thinking, like, hey, yeah, you know, you're not dying that quick. Right. So this week didn't fly. You did a lot of.

SPEAKER_14 24:44

I was excited about uh tonight, tonight, the podcast. I mean, stay in the night with my homie, you know what I'm saying? Pause, uh, no ditty, um, drinking, all that shit. I was I was excited for this shit because y'all might not know, but we do these um uh a couple weeks in advance.

SPEAKER_13 25:02

Yeah. Especially for like politics and shit to come out. You know, we want to be on top of the news. We don't. We don't. So, like if a breaking story happens, we can just throw out an episode. Literally, a breaking story happened, episode one, and we said nothing.

OnlyFans Bit And Boundary Pushing Humor

SPEAKER_14 25:17

Oh um no, um, so so we do, you know, we we do it a little bit before, hence that we're always caught up.

SPEAKER_13 25:24

Last week, we didn't do an episode because you went to your parents, right? So it's felt like a while since we've done this. That's why we that's why we're so fucked up. I mean, other than not the drinking, but like that's why we're like excited, right? Excited, yeah. Giddy. A little giddy. But no did that uh G-I-D-D-Y. It's just like Diddy. Yeah. Less baby oil. None, actually. So on top of these gifts, you know, these are the I'll call them podcast gifts, your gifts, whatever. You can hang them bitches up, whatever you want to do. Um, we'll figure it out. Or hang it above the toilet. Bro, I almost bought every time he pisses just me looking at you dressed as a fucking stoplight. Stop, you're turning me on. Oh man. No. Um, I almost uh bought a hat for you. Ooh, I love hats. I'm wearing one right now, actually.

SPEAKER_12 26:20

And a shirt.

SPEAKER_13 26:21

Oh, I love shirt. I'm wearing one of those right now, too. Right. The hat was gonna say show up because I like saying show up instead of throw up.

SPEAKER_14 26:29

And but I wanna how I want to do it is I can't figure out how to how to make it correctly. If one of y'all could help me, um I wanted to say show up, but I wanted to be in the baseball style where it has the swoosh underneath, you know, the line underneath with the swoosh.

SPEAKER_13 26:42

That's what I want. Black and white be dope as fuck. I might have a person. Yeah? Yeah, I might. Is it you? Are you the person? I am not the person. Okay. No. It's one guy. Uh he made you know, you know the the hat for my command?

SPEAKER_12 27:02

Yeah.

SPEAKER_13 27:03

Yeah. Uh his family has a hat business, I believe. Oh. Yes. Oh, good to know. Uh shall we try show up? Try a little more? I think we shall.

SPEAKER_14 27:15

All right, your turn.

SPEAKER_13 27:16

It is my turn. Do we want to do uh new cups to not uh mix? Yeah, that's fine. Okay, yeah. Yeah, we'll just keep stacking these. Yeah, I'm sorry about the burping guys. I'm fucking he's a little gassy. Yeah. It's better than yawning.

SPEAKER_14 27:30

Yeah. Could you imagine yawning on the podcast? People wouldn't want to watch that shit.

unknown 27:37

You zipped this shit back up?

SPEAKER_14 27:38

Yeah, zipped it up to keep it cold. I really think that we should start a start of OnlyFans. Like, no, no gay business. You know what I'm saying? Like, we're not gonna pose together, even though that probably would make more money.

SPEAKER_15 27:51

People like fat dudes, like girls like fat dudes, and gay dudes like fat dudes.

SPEAKER_14 27:57

Called bears. Right. We got beards, you know what I mean?

SPEAKER_13 28:02

Like, I wouldn't care. You know what I mean? Like, I wouldn't care for a Mr. Bear. No, that's not what I said. That's not what I said. No. No, I'm uh what we got there. So this right here is the perfect pickle pucker, perfect for talking about bears. And uh it is a ow. Well, you were talking about some gay stuff, so you know pucker my pickle, pickle my pucker. No, okay. Well, anyway, it's a pickle juice ale, it's a sour. If I don't like it, do I have to drink it? Yeah.

SPEAKER_11 28:39

It's uh from Connecticut Valley Brewing Company. Uh 5.5% alcohol by volume for one pint, 473 milliliters.

SPEAKER_13 28:49

Ale with pickle flavor. Keep refrigerated. Dumb fucking rocket pop jinx. So good.

SPEAKER_14 28:55

We're so fucking good, dog. Like it's insane how fucking good that shit was.

SPEAKER_13 29:01

What's the what's the smell on that? What's the aroma? Smells like Vienna sausages.

SPEAKER_14 29:07

Well, funny thing is I like Vienna sausages. Damn. It looks like beer. You don't have the mic. And and I couldn't hear you, which is funny. Why'd you give me so much more? Just kidding. Come on now. I was kidding.

SPEAKER_13 29:37

Smells okay. Smells like Vienna sausages. Smells like pickles. Pickles and Vienna sausages.

SPEAKER_14 29:46

Yeah.

SPEAKER_13 29:50

Cheers, buddy.

SPEAKER_14 29:54

You okay? Yeah, no, I'm just staring at me with that fucking blank look again. I don't know what that means. Not a blank look.

SPEAKER_13 29:59

You just kinda Cheers. Cheers. I love pickles, but I was so scared. Okay, it comes on. Yeah. Comes on. It's not great at first. It's not great after. It's it's like if you were to mix pickle juice with a micelobe, no, a but light. Either. But the funny thing is, I like that. Have you ever had like pickle salt? Yeah. Oh that would be so good. This is actually I don't I don't like the initial taste, but you taste the pickle, and then after that, you taste the light beer. I tasted the pickle all the way through. Okay. Just pickle juice.

SPEAKER_14 30:51

Juice, not juice.

SPEAKER_13 30:59

I like it. Chug it. Do a good chug. That shit'll fucking that is two for two on me. I like both of those. No, it's not bad. I couldn't drink a six-pack. I'm that shit'll fucking my acid reflux will be fuck. I couldn't go to sleep. The pickle's not overpowering to me. It's definitely a sour. Well, yeah, it's a big thing. No, no, no, no. Yeah, no, I take the gifts back. And I don't love you. I take that back. It was pickle L sour. Right. S-O-U-R-E. Right. Bro, so I'm trying to get you to commit here to what? And you keep kind of dancing around the question. What's up with this OnlyFans? God damn. Uh, we could do it as a joke. Yeah, I mean first. I'd have to talk with my pastor and stuff first. Is it the guy that was on the roller coaster? It was actually the one that came in on the uh stretcher. Yeah, that was insane. You love showing some fucking preacher shit. One day you're gonna end up here. Right here. How do you know, buddy? Uh let me uh show you another video, Doug.

SPEAKER_10 32:23

That's soft metal soft metal and it ain't tarnished. So it's say this thing says gold and silver on it too. That's a concrete brick, man.

SPEAKER_09 32:34

What the fuck is that? That's what this side looked like that. This is on the bottom of the two lamp bars. What do you think it is? It's the bottom of a lamp.

SPEAKER_10 32:43

I tell you what it says it is. It says it's gold and silver. Nickel, copper, iron.

SPEAKER_09 32:49

That's what this bowl is.

SPEAKER_13 32:53

Bro. This is that crackhead shit. What's he about to get?

SPEAKER_10 32:59

Yeah, copper and iron.

SPEAKER_09 33:01

It says it's 18 karat gold over start of silver.

SPEAKER_13 33:04

18 karat gold. What do you think it is?

SPEAKER_10 33:06

Zinc, copper, mainly copper.

SPEAKER_13 33:08

Probably zinc, copper, mainly copper.

SPEAKER_10 33:12

Alright. Alright, listen, I got one more thing out here. I want you to take it out. This is what I've been trying to take out. They hidden the concrete. I guess uh you see it in touch and everything. He looked like a crackhead.

SPEAKER_13 33:24

This has got to be Ocean View.

SPEAKER_10 33:26

Why is it like Ted Cruise? When you rub this right here, you can polish it. When on a cruise and it'll start shining.

SPEAKER_14 33:32

He said you can polish it and it'll start shining. Look at his face.

SPEAKER_10 33:35

You see it in there? It's a concrete brick, man.

SPEAKER_13 33:47

It's just it's a rock.

SPEAKER_09 33:51

I did my research on your thing, man. I can actually see gold spectacularness.

Family Calls, Parental Reactions, And TikTok

SPEAKER_10 33:56

I don't know, man. It looks like a rock, don't you? No. None. I don't know. That was a stepping stone.

SPEAKER_13 34:18

That was a stepping stone, dog. That was a stepping stone. God, that shit from Lowe's.

SPEAKER_14 34:22

Dog, that's insane. Have you ever um you ever pawned anything?

SPEAKER_11 34:30

Yeah. Oh yeah. Yeah.

SPEAKER_13 34:33

Pawned quite a few things in my life. Yeah. Yeah. Well, pawn. Sold at a pawn shop. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Same shit. Actually, no, I did pawn something. What and went back and got it? And I wasn't allowed to. Huh? I wasn't allowed to. Why? You know why. A couple years ago. Okay. Yeah.

SPEAKER_12 34:54

He pawned a double-sided dildo.

SPEAKER_13 34:56

That's right. And once you use it, you lose it. Right. It's the opposite of uh if you don't use it, you lose it. Right. Bro, I was um on crack. You know, I talk about that a lot. I don't care.

SPEAKER_14 35:08

Yeah, let people know. I was on I was on that Krizzy, that Krizak.

SPEAKER_13 35:12

And um, dog, I sold like a fucking tubular TV. Do you know what tubular TV is? Why do you always ask me this shit?

SPEAKER_14 35:18

Bro, I'd ask you to ask them. And then you're supposed to say, no, I don't know what that is, big dog. And then I joke you for not knowing it. So good job saying yes every time. No, um, so I sold a tubular TV for like 40 bucks, dog.

SPEAKER_13 35:31

So hyped. For 40? Dog, I can get it. I can get a little rock. Oh yeah. I'm not proud of like being on the crizzy, but um, it happened. Does it make you feel bad that there is a party snack called crack? A party snack called crack. Uh what does it consist of? Uh, I don't remember exactly, but I remember that there is like powdered sugar and checks mix or something like that. Oh, yeah. Listen, do you know why it's called crack? Because you get addicted to it, and it's so fucking good, right? Yeah.

SPEAKER_14 36:07

So if if crack wasn't so goddamn, like people didn't like, oh you did crack, huh? Yeah, bro. Crack was lit. It's it was insanely lit, but it's such a stigma to it, you know what I'm saying?

SPEAKER_13 36:21

I gotta feel like there's definitely stigma to it. Um, I'm I'm glad you're crack free now. Yes, there, yes, there. Um, it's been what, a couple weeks? You wish. Speaking of crack, I came over to this motherfucker's house one day. Where have we been going with this? I came over to this motherfucker's house one day. It was me, my girl, and my ex. I know that sounds weird, but it's not. It's not. And uh we showed up here, he pulled up and was like, I forgot to get tobacco or whatever. Not tobacco. It's nicotine. I forgot my nine.

SPEAKER_14 36:58

I forgot my nicotine. And so he went up to the store, and as soon as he got out of the neighborhood, I just heard a dude going, You got ten dollars. And I was like, sure don't. Sure don't. He's like, I got cash app. That doesn't make any sense, and it doesn't change the fact that I do not have ten dollars for you, sir. He's like, You got ten dollars. No, sir, no sir. And as I'm you know, I mean, the firefighters across the street are laughing, and then this white lady comes down the street and she's like, Jerome, stop asking that man for$20.

SPEAKER_15 37:32

I didn't ask him for$20, ask him for$10.

SPEAKER_14 37:35

And I was like, you know what? I should probably get in my car. I don't live in the hood anymore. I live in the bougie area, so I was like, might have to get the fuck up out of here. And uh she she made him leave, but as he was leaving, he's like, I was gonna make him give me$10. And I didn't like the way that sounded either.

SPEAKER_13 37:51

So anytime I come out here, man, if you're not here, I get very uh antsy. Right. And see, here's the thing: it's your own fault. I don't know if it is, it is because you have keys to my apartment. Go ahead. So if you would just park and have your keys and get inside the fucking door. Right, but then I have crackheads inside talking to me. Happy birthday. Hey, bro, he thinks it's your birthday. He's happy he wants to celebrate you, and you are dissing that man every week. Happy birthday. Yeah. Uh uh a birthday is a time to celebrate, and that man just wants to celebrate you. He's happy to see you, doesn't know your name, doesn't know who the fuck you are, but you know what? He wants to put a smile on your face. Listen, you're lucky I remember to get these. I forget everything.

SPEAKER_14 38:46

Like everything. That's the crack. Is it? Yeah, I think so. I think so.

SPEAKER_13 38:53

I think if you were to Google if uh crack makes you lose your memory, it'll probably be up there. It might, it might. Um finish that. Yeah. Don't talk to me. Oh I'm ready for drink three. That wasn't great. I'm ready for drink number three. Do I have to get up for that? I mean, if you can find a way to get it with your feet or something. Bro, I don't want to get up. I'll get up, man. Whatever. Okay. Or if you want to wait a few minutes, we can do that too. Yeah, let's wait like uh two and a half minutes. Two and a half minutes. Hey, do you feel like we have a decent little friend group? There's like three of us. Right.

SPEAKER_14 39:52

I was getting to the joke. Come on, don't try to step on my joke.

SPEAKER_13 39:54

I didn't know I didn't know where you were going with this one. No, um. Would you be the serial killer? Or the cereal killed? Probably the cereal eater. Well. Yeah, I like I like a good cereal. Oh, hell yeah. What's your favorite cereal? Favorite cereal is oh man. Alright, on the count of three. One, two, three. Frosty pellets. Okay. That was a good one. That's my second. Yeah, frosted flakes is good. I'll put bananas in it. Cut them janks up with the sugar. My birth mother used to um rest in peace. Um rest in peace. I'm sorry. I apologize. I didn't have to say that and I did. I'm sorry. Hey, uh, don't do drugs. My birth mother uh died because of drugs and alcohol. So, like, you know, get fucked if you're on drugs and alcohol. Not one or the other. You can be on drugs or you can be on alcohol, but if you're both, sorry, you know what's coming. One day you're gonna end up here on the podcast. No, no, no. The pastor. The pastor. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah. It was a good, it was a good uh call. I've noticed every week you've shown a pastor. Do you have one this week? I don't know. I have like 50 videos that I've seen. We're not showing that. I know, I know. I've got to go through and like I'm gonna be like, let me show this one. So uh going back real quick before we get sides tracked. Um but my birth mother would, as a child, give me a big ass bowl of frosted flakes, right? And then put like two cups of fucking sugar in that shit. What? Yeah. Frosted flakes are already covered in fucking sugar.

SPEAKER_12 41:49

What the fuck, bro?

SPEAKER_13 41:51

I remember it was a yellow fucking measuring cup and shit. That explains your size. No, that's way too much fucking sugar. How old were you? Uh oh, how bad, man? Probably like five. What? Yeah.

SPEAKER_14 42:06

All right, I can't. I can't say so much. I mean, I don't put sugar in frosted flakes, but like my three-year-old, that motherfucker loves sugar.

SPEAKER_07 42:14

Yeah.

SPEAKER_13 42:15

Like he had the Oreo's, fucking candy, all that shit. Do you put sugar on pop pop? No, no, dude.

SPEAKER_14 42:24

Uh recently my girl bought this uh everything seasoning. Oh, yeah. Oh, bro, I put that on everything. Literally, fucking, I put it on popcorn, my fucking boiled eggs, fucking mac and cheese, all that shit.

Time Flying, Work Gripe, And Routine Ruts

SPEAKER_13 42:38

Yeah, that's why it's everything seasoning. Yeah, it's for everything, and it's made with everything. Um, so you would be serial killed then.

SPEAKER_14 42:49

That can't be real. Can you edit that out? That can't be real.

SPEAKER_13 42:55

Nobody's ever sneezed on this podcast. Uh sorry. Um yeah, get wrecked. You should have done that as you were sneezing, dickhead.

SPEAKER_14 43:07

What was that one girl's name? Sky. Ray. Sky. Ray? The one that you fucked your mom. Oh, yeah. Then you couldn't bleep it out? Yeah. Ray. Oh man. That's good. Um, I feel like I would probably get serial killed only because I'd be like trying to protect people.

SPEAKER_13 43:35

I'd be one of those, like, but also I could see myself killing people. So there's that. Take that for what you want. Yeah, I'd probably be the serial killed, and you know how I am with dying and shit. I ain't got time for none of that. Right, as we saw on the Halloween podcast, because um you're being real weird about fucking the devil and shit. Bro, he's out to get you. You need to watch yourself. Go to church. I hate all of this. Say your prayers tonight. Eat your vitamins. Sound like fucking Hulk Hogan. Nope. I don't sound like that because I'm not saying a certain word. He's also dead. Oh yeah. Also that. Forgot he died. Yeah. Brother. Rest in peace, brother. Right, right. So what else did you do this weekend? Last weekend. Last weekend. Yeah, so. How's your endeavors going? Your fixants. My endeavors. Um one day, one day we're not gonna be able to talk about your endeavors.

SPEAKER_14 44:32

And it's gonna be whack as fuck, dog. Because you didn't even say, oh, I'm a podcaster looking for love this week. You know, I already know what that means. Go ahead. Endeavors.

SPEAKER_13 44:41

Um, how did I put this?

SPEAKER_11 44:43

How did I put this? Um, I'm in love. No. I yeah. Yeah, I think so.

SPEAKER_13 44:54

Wow.

SPEAKER_11 44:55

Yeah.

SPEAKER_13 44:55

Okay. That's cool. No, um, I met up with this person uh that I've spoken about in a previous podcast where I was gonna say uh that I said that uh she was definitely the goal, and uh we have been talking, and I went down there to see her. I almost got too scared uh about the time that she was gonna pull up. I was I was so nervous. And uh I almost uh you know got cold. What do you call that shit? Cold cold tits? Col cold toes. But uh no, uh we met up and had a fucking great time. Uh we I took her out to dinner for a post-birthday celebration that she had celebrated the week before.

SPEAKER_12 45:51

Happy birthday.

SPEAKER_13 45:52

Happy birthday. And uh, you know, I took her to this restaurant, and we were in a corner booth just like a country song. Okay, and the restaurant had like closed and they're like sweeping the floors, and we're just still sitting there talking, and it was the fucking best trip I've ever taken down to my hometown, and which is insane because you go see your parents. Well, I don't see them in my I don't I don't I don't I don't see my parents in my hometown. Um but that was the first time I've been to my hometown in a couple years. Oh yeah. So a lot's changed down there, but uh she was definitely a fucking amazing, and we hung out the next day as well, and the entire time we were hanging out, we just never stopped talking, and I definitely feel a strong connection. Something like I've never felt before, and I'm hoping to water the seeds. I don't know if you're allowed to say that. Water the seeds meaning come inside of her. Nope. It's a metaphor meaning you know, the relationship being the seeds and watering it meaning to put in forth effort and good deeds. Oh, I was wrong. In order to grow the relationship into a beautiful flower. Okay, I was wrong. Sorry, sorry for saying coming in here. Yeah. Good for you. Yeah. Good for yeah. Um, uh she actually got me some of the stuff that's up here today. What did she get you? That's new. The mini Lowe's bucket, which I thought was cool. I saw it on TikTok and she just like surprised me. She was like, hey, I saw this. I thought you might like it. I was like, I fucking love miniature buckets. Thanks. What do you put in there? Nothing yet. Um put your balls in there. What the fuck is wrong with it? Put it on OnlyFans. Bro, you're fucking missing the point.

SPEAKER_14 47:51

We can make money on OnlyFans. Okay. Okay. Bro, you wouldn't even have to show your balls. You'd put the balls in the bucket with the banana hammock on. Boom. No nakedness. You can still go to church on Sunday.

SPEAKER_13 48:04

Oh man. I didn't look at what this was. I love a mystery. Yeah, I think it's Habascus. Habiscus? Yeah. Hiscuit. I love biscuits. Hi, biscuit. Oh. You know, when you said biscuits, it made me think of Bojangles. Like, Bojangles should make some kind of drink. But they did. Yeah, I've only found it at one place. Uh Carolina border? Yep.

SPEAKER_07 48:31

Yeah.

SPEAKER_13 48:31

Very good. That's because Bojangles is Carolina. Oh, is it? Yep. Okay.

SPEAKER_11 48:39

Well, I know. Congrats. Thank you. Congratulations. All right, let's try this. Yeah. I'm gonna sniff it first. Yeah. Always gotta sniff before you put your tongue on it.

SPEAKER_14 48:54

That's not great.

Second Pour: Pickle Sour Reactions

SPEAKER_13 48:58

Ooh. That's good. Bro, what if we throw out? I'm not going to. We're drinking so many different alcohols. Yeah. I'm with it. I haven't been drunk in a while. I can't remember when I was. Uh like drunk, drunk. Got pretty drunk at the race. Oh, the night before my birthday. Oh yeah. Yeah. Got drunk, ended up at the ATM. Yep. I think that was the last time we were there. Yeah. We could go tonight. We could go tonight. It's so early. I don't know, bro. I like white bitches in cowboy boots. Yeah, I mean, that's always a nice thing. Yeah, just to look at. Yeah. Um. I gotta pee. Alright, but yeah, I've kind of had some drinks. Oh yeah. Go fuss. Okay, cool. All right. And then we're back. That's right. All pissed up and ready to go. How was your pissed? My piss burned a little bit. No, it didn't burn. It was uh you ever just you ever take a shit and you're just like, when you're done, you're just like, holy fuck.

SPEAKER_12 50:49

Yeah.

SPEAKER_13 50:50

Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's how this piss was.

SPEAKER_14 50:52

Oh, you know the worst shit is like when you have to shit so bad, that shit is like bah, and you're done. You're like, I like to enjoy my shits. Yeah. That's dumb.

unknown 51:04

Yeah.

SPEAKER_13 51:05

As a truck driver, it happens all the time for me. All my shits are like that. Um, so you've shared a couple clips. I've got one. I have quite a few. Uh, but we're gonna keep it. I'm gonna try and keep them low here.

SPEAKER_11 51:20

But gonna go ahead and uh don't be mad.

SPEAKER_08 51:34

Have a smack in it. Oh god.

SPEAKER_13 51:38

So this kind of ties into your uh OnlyFans idea. It doesn't. I think we should do one like that. Like when you're mad, you know, and you want to punch the wall, I'm just holding up our link tree. You should listen to just talking unfiltered. I feel like um neither one of us could hold each other up like that. Probably could. Get over here and let's find out. No, there's no way. Um, I think we make some work with uh some video magic. Well, okay, we we'd had to put a back brace on. Uh it'd be uh we're just bolting a chair into the side of a wall. Yeah. Carriage bolts. Yeah. Um I think we should definitely do that. Um also have I learned my lesson last time about I fucking love her. Which one? Fucking uh rapper. Yep. Artemis or whatever it is.

SPEAKER_14 52:35

What's her name? Yep. Artemis. Ominous.

SPEAKER_01 52:37

Can you make me a feedback team? I want you to burn something like a marshmallow. What does this look like uh wanna watch your skin when your face disappears with a makeup with a mummy? Can you get her on the podcast?

SPEAKER_13 53:12

Hey, uh, why does she remind me of after the divorce? Right. Right. Right, right.

SPEAKER_14 53:20

You bleeped a good oh, it's our boy. I haven't seen him forever. Once it became like a pedophile. Yeah. We should get him on the podcast.

SPEAKER_13 53:28

Oh god, no. You hate him. Why do you even have him up there?

SPEAKER_14 53:31

What the fuck?

SPEAKER_06 53:33

Did you know that Egypt is here in America? And I'm living proof. I'm King Toot, and I am in America. My spirit was awakened from when they when they broke in my tomb, whoever that dude was, he died. When he died, that gave birth eventually to me. Because look at the days that he died.

SPEAKER_02 54:02

Oh.

SPEAKER_06 54:03

And the day I was born.

SPEAKER_13 54:05

Hold on. You can uh bro, at work today, right? Had this dude, you ever uh know the name of something, but you say something completely different? Yeah. Alright, so we're all sitting there, not doing shit, and this dude says he's about to go into a story, and he's like, Let me tell you about the time my dad blue balled me. I'd have walked away. No. Ten of us walked outside of the shop. Ten of us just walked out. We were like, nope. No, I don't know. I don't want to know. I don't know how your dad blue balled you. I'm good. Yeah. Um, and I kind of figured he meant something else, and I knew what it what that something else was. You also wanted to know why his dad blue balled him, so you stayed. Tell me. Bro, no. Tell me. I walked out, but somebody started jacking you and then stopped, bent over in front of him, like, you like what you see.

SPEAKER_03 55:14

You love it.

SPEAKER_11 55:15

Yeah, I love it. Um, so so he said, uh, yeah, so let me tell you about the time my dad blue balled me, and we were like, like I said, nope, we were out.

SPEAKER_13 55:28

So a few of us took a lap around the hanger, came back in, and he's like, no, no, no, it's not what I meant. Let me tell you, I was like, let me guess. Your dad cock blocked you. Right.

SPEAKER_02 55:40

He's like, right.

SPEAKER_13 55:41

He was like, yeah. I was like, you know, that's completely different than fucking blue balled you, right? And uh he's like, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah. I was like, all right, well, from now on, your dad blue balled you. Yeah, absolutely. I make a shirt. Ask me how my dad blue balled me. It's insane. Cockblocking is real. Yeah, for sure. You ever been cock blocked? Uh yeah. Who cockbought you? Was it like one of the girls' friends or was it one of your friends? No, it was it was the girl. The girl cockblock? She just didn't want any cock. Yeah?

unknown 56:20

Yeah.

SPEAKER_13 56:21

She blocked that shit. She was like, I've had it both ways. Like your asshole? No. Oh. Every time. You said both ways, so I've I said I'll show my butthole one time, and now everything's about my butthole. Relax. Listen. You said both ways. So I was like, all right, so he was giving and taken. No, like I've been cobbled by my friends and by the girl's friends. Smashed every time. Hell yeah. Congratulations. Thank you. Ask me how my brother gave me blue balls. Am I the brother? Well, no.

SPEAKER_12 57:05

Even though my mom thinks we look alike.

SPEAKER_13 57:07

Yeah, I know. I love that one time I messed her. I was like, hey, I'm your long lost son. She's like, I ain't got no money. Leave me alone. I was like, fuck. Right. Yeah, no, that was funny as fuck. I got a video, bruh. Say this.

SPEAKER_06 57:23

This load is bigger than hell, man. Yo, big small car. I'm a child, nigga. I know.

SPEAKER_13 57:34

Oh my gosh, it's funny as fuck. Yeah. Wait a clap back, little dude. Yeah. You uh you wanna Oh, go ahead, take your sip. It's your turn to pour, though. Oh, are you ready? Oh, yeah. Born ready. I don't know about that. What do you think the best one was so far? Um rocket pop. I think they were honestly in order of what we drank so far. Yeah. Rocket pop pickle hibiscus. I don't even know that's what it was. Yeah, I don't know. Hi, biscuits. I love me some biscuits. I do love biscuits. My cat likes making biscuits. Excuse me? My cat likes making biscuits. I don't know what that means. You've never seen a cat just do their paws. Oh, hold on. There you go. I don't watch cats. I have a cat, so. You did watch a cat destroy your TV. I didn't see it. I didn't see it. I heard it. I heard the cat.

SPEAKER_14 58:37

I heard the cat destroy my TV. So if you can hear a cat making biscuits, then I'd probably be on board with that.

SPEAKER_13 58:43

But I don't watch them do shit. You just hear the the fucking pans and shit downstairs. You're like, the fuck you doing making biscuits? Right, right.

SPEAKER_14 58:53

So so with you having a cat, always thinking that shit's gay. What's something that when you were a teenager thought was gay? But like definitely wasn't. But you're like, oh, that's gay.

SPEAKER_13 59:07

Can we go first? Yeah, go first. Chapstick. Yeah.

SPEAKER_14 59:11

Chapstick was gay.

SPEAKER_13 59:12

What are you putting chapstick on for, bruh? Getting them lips off for you, baby.

SPEAKER_15 59:17

Yeah, just lead them, let them chat, baby. You don't need you don't need good lips.

SPEAKER_13 59:20

That's dumb as fuck. That's gay. You putting chapstick on. Like, no, I'm healthy.

SPEAKER_14 59:25

Thank you.

SPEAKER_13 59:26

Yeah. You know, I've never really been the type of person that needs chapstick. Me neither. Yeah. I've got natural, succulent lips. We're white. We don't have lips. We don't have lips.

SPEAKER_14 59:39

I have lips. We don't. We don't, bro. We're white. All you're gonna get is Hannah the Clown on you. That's all that's gonna happen.

unknown 59:48

Yeah.

SPEAKER_14 59:49

Speaking of Hannah, uh, heard anything about the fucking Kiwash shit?

SPEAKER_07 59:53

No.

SPEAKER_13 59:53

Hell yeah. List still isn't out. So what was gay back when you were a teenager? Um, I mean. Sucking dick was obviously gay. Still is. We're almost spit on drink every fucking where.

SPEAKER_12 1:00:08

And I felt like he would have been mad.

SPEAKER_14 1:00:11

So uh oh my god.

SPEAKER_12 1:00:21

I got it, bud.

SPEAKER_14 1:00:23

Oh, that's funny. Um make the drink, man. Uh also what was also what was gay when we was a kid. Um, let me see. Having a cat. That's it was gay.

SPEAKER_15 1:00:35

You got a cat in your house?

SPEAKER_14 1:00:36

You got you got a cat in your house? Gay. Why is he saying?

SPEAKER_13 1:00:42

Um yeah, sometimes I make mistakes when I speak. Driving a Prius? Yeah. Oh yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah. Yeah, a Prius. If you if you drive a Prius, you definitely suck dick with your butt. Sucking dick with your butt. Sounds hilarious. We forgot that. Yeah, for once. Oh my god. Make the drink, man. Hey, man. You can't be like, why aren't you doing it yet when we're in the middle of a conversation? Right, my bad. Yeah, exactly.

SPEAKER_14 1:01:15

I remember as a um probably middle school, maybe high school, thinking that um Marilyn Manson could take his ribs. I mean, had his ribs missing so he could suck dick, suck his own dick. Do you remember that? Yeah, I remember that. So was that gay? Yeah. Somebody said one a comedian said that uh sucking your dick feels like more like sucking dick than getting your dick sucked.

SPEAKER_13 1:01:41

It makes fucking sense.

SPEAKER_14 1:01:44

Yeah.

SPEAKER_13 1:01:44

Oh my god, dog. What you got there? God damn. So it's not gonna register. It is, it's not, bro.

Dating Update And New Connection

SPEAKER_11 1:01:56

So, um so this right here is a milkshake style India pale ale with pumpkin and spices. It is from Evil Twin Brewing in New York City, and its name is uh What Even Is Pumpkin Spice?

SPEAKER_13 1:02:15

So 'tis the season. Was the season. We've got a reason. Right. What I got nailed the speason.

SPEAKER_14 1:02:26

You in the fucking sunglasses are hilarious. What'd you think? You will fucking blues, brother.

SPEAKER_13 1:02:32

I don't think this is gonna be good.

SPEAKER_14 1:02:34

Nobody can hear you.

SPEAKER_13 1:02:36

I don't think this is gonna be good.

SPEAKER_14 1:02:37

Better. Better. It looks thick. It looks thick like me. You know what I'm saying? You like knock-knock jokes?

SPEAKER_05 1:02:52

Yeah.

SPEAKER_14 1:02:53

Yeah, they're okay. Kind of kidding. Kind of a kid thing to do. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock knock. Who's there? Apple. Apple who? Knock knock. Who is there? Orange. Orange who? Orange, you glad I didn't see another fruit?

SPEAKER_13 1:03:15

Right. So childish. Oh man, I fucking love it. That was great. Comedy. Comedy genius. You always try to get me back with putting my drink. I actually wasn't trying to do that. I really wasn't trying to do it that time. I have longer arms than I measured your arms. You measured my arms. With my head. Well, that's gay. Another one of those things that's gay. What? I thought jerking off was gay for a while.

SPEAKER_14 1:03:40

That's weird. No, like I was like, damn, I gotta be gay. I'm just touching dick all the time.

SPEAKER_13 1:03:47

Yeah, never thought about that. Oh, that's not gonna be good. Oh, yeah. I know. Wait till you see the name of my other one. Pussy Juice 2.0. Oh, that would probably be good. Yeah.

SPEAKER_14 1:03:59

Yeah. You know he likes eating pussy. He thinks it's sexy.

SPEAKER_03 1:04:03

I love it. Right.

SPEAKER_13 1:04:07

What do you think the best part of sex is? Um, probably the cuddles afterwards. Again, middle school, that's gay. It's gay.

SPEAKER_14 1:04:20

Um dog, I like. I was gonna I was gonna say the thing that I always say, and then everybody takes it out of proportion and it gets said weird. I like doggy style, dog.

SPEAKER_15 1:04:32

I like just being behind there, like, yeah. I don't even know why. I love a nice ass. Yeah, same.

SPEAKER_13 1:04:37

I've grown on some titties, I like some titties, but that poop shoot is where I'm at. Yeah. Shooting for the poopin'.

SPEAKER_12 1:04:46

This looks disgusting.

SPEAKER_13 1:04:48

It looks like a beer. As my son would say. Brush his teeth. Cheers.

SPEAKER_11 1:05:02

Don't you fucking do it. Don't you fucking do it, dude.

SPEAKER_13 1:05:07

It's actually uh bro. Don't you just sit in my fucking stomach, dog? Don't you fucking do it. It tastes like um he's not like you're about to cry. Bro, it hurts.

SPEAKER_14 1:05:20

It's not great. Um, it reminds me of um a Belgian pale ale.

SPEAKER_13 1:05:29

Yeah, this one was an Indian pale ale, so a little bit um different side of the globe. Reminds me of the blue moon. A lot, actually. The one orange in that bitch, yeah. Oh, but when you chug it and you give it a couple seconds, probably you chug yours, yeah, it's gone. Um, you're an F slur. Um thank you. Yeah. Um, if you uh give it a few seconds, you can get the hint of the pumpkin and the spices. The pumpkin spice is um, they're real subtle, but they're really fucking good. And then it goes away. So it's not that long-lived of a fucking nice pumpkin spice flavor, but whatever. I'll give that a three.

SPEAKER_14 1:06:19

It's a three. You had to fucking chug it.

SPEAKER_13 1:06:23

Yeah, I had to chug it in order to get the flavor. Uh I wore sunglasses. Definitely at the bottom of the list. Uh, so as of right now, I'm at the rocket pop, the pickle sour. Yeah, yeah. Um the other two are a sauce up, to be honest. Mystery beer, and they're they're still in order. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. The purple one wasn't horrible. Wasn't horrible. Hibiscus. Bro, you know what we gotta do next? What? Food. Ooh.

SPEAKER_14 1:06:55

We'll bring like fucking oh, I love so fuck Lindy's 2.0.

SPEAKER_13 1:07:01

Oh my god, bro. That shit was fucking terrible. So uh me and this guy went to Lindy's 2.0. 2.0. Not the first one. Lindy's is supposed to be like, it says, Oh, we're the best wings in the Hampton roads, blah, blah, blah. And Lindy's was good. And there are some people like that have created these lists and have done on news websites or whatever, right? And have ranked them the best. Right. Guess what? I was not impressed. We went there with um, hit the button. And um, and that shit was wild. Almost fell over on my motorcycle. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, that fat bitch is on the bat. Like, what's good with it?

SPEAKER_14 1:07:41

Should at least got some head from her though. Oh I feel like you can get head from any chick.

SPEAKER_13 1:07:46

Really? Yeah, it doesn't matter. Yeah, it kind of does. How? Why? I don't know, bro. Uh, I believe that we're already crossing the line because we're doing it everything before marriage. So all right, anyways. Uh I hate how this fucking guy does.

SPEAKER_14 1:08:04

I hear him outside of this, and he says some old wild ass shit, and then Henry's like, God loves me, and I love him.

SPEAKER_13 1:08:13

Anyways, it's not how it happens. Um, yeah, this fucking place sucked, dude. Yeah, dude. It was fucking sucked. And it didn't used to suck, it used to be really fucking good. Yeah. Um, one thing that I love hungry as shit right now. I know I say that every podcast, but I'm hungry as fuck. Yeah, dude. Um, get food. Yeah. Are we gonna leave to get food? It's so early. No, we're drinking, we're not driving. We could though. No, I could drive. I could drive.

SPEAKER_14 1:08:42

I'm good. I'm I'll do the fucking now. I'll do it right now. I'll fucking do heel to toe.

SPEAKER_15 1:08:48

I'll crit walk on this bitch.

SPEAKER_14 1:08:51

You wanna see my butthole? You wanna see my butthole?

SPEAKER_13 1:08:56

I'm sorry. Okay, glad you had your moment. Um thank you. I'm gonna go back to talking about Lindy's. Fuck that place. So, one thing that they have that I used to really like was the poppers from hell, where they had like jalapeno poppers and they put them in one of their really hot sauces. And them shits used to be so fucking fire both ways. Yeah, literally. And I had them the other night with you, and I was like, There's no flavor and there's no heat. Like, what the fuck is going on? Got the wings, wings are fucking poking in the roof of my mouth because they're so fucking charred up and shit.

SPEAKER_15 1:09:38

Like they fried them shits twice.

SPEAKER_13 1:09:39

Um, I hate hard ass wings. Bro, some people like hard wings. Guess what? They ask for fucking hard wings. Yeah, I'm not out here trying to eat chicken jerky. Right, I didn't say, hey, can you uh fry them for me? I didn't say that dumb shit. Hey, uh, can you cook these so that this is a miserable experience for me? Thank you. Yeah, that's exactly what fucking happened. So, definitely not gonna be going back there ever. And I and I hate it because I've had them before and they were really good. What's your top five wings in the area? Ooh, top five wings in the area. Um I think you know mine. Possibly. Um you go five to one or one to five? Um gotta think. Uh I'm just trying to think of names. So I'm gonna think of names. Um gotta figure out what one through five is first, or one through four is before I can come up with five. All right, number five for me. AJ Gators. Okay. Mm-hmm. You get gator wings, just regular wings. Okay. Have you tried their gator wings? No, but everywhere I've gone, I get um old bay and mild or mild old bay mixed together.

SPEAKER_12 1:10:53

And Lindy's, I did get the um uh honey old bay.

SPEAKER_13 1:10:58

Yep. And nope, the sauce was good as fuck. I had an opposite experience with my sauce. Couldn't taste it. That's it sucked. COVID. No, no, no. Because the other sauce I could taste and it was fine because I got two different flavors. Maybe you got COVID in the middle of it. Nope, because I that's funny to think about. Right. Damn, I got COVID now. I can't taste all of us. I got onset COVID. Right. Yeah. So who's your number five? Number five. I'm gonna go with Captain Groovies. Okay. Uh Captain Groovies. So you're not gonna like their wings because they're breaded. Yeah, I don't like a breaded wing. But they only come in two sauce, two flavors. It's like hot and mild, but they're hot, so fucking good, and they're big ass fucking wings. I fucking love them.

SPEAKER_14 1:11:52

Okay.

SPEAKER_13 1:11:54

Uh number four.

SPEAKER_14 1:11:56

Number four. I'm going with um Wow Wing.

SPEAKER_13 1:12:01

Uh Wild Wing? Yeah, Wild Wing. Yep. Battlefield. Yeah. I will agree with that. I will say that's my number four as well. Wild Wing Cafe. Yeah, good wings. Great atmosphere. They also have fucking uh breaded mushrooms. Oh, yeah. Oh. So good. Fucking ball kiss, baby. Well, not that. It's not that.

SPEAKER_12 1:12:24

Also, chef's kiss.

SPEAKER_13 1:12:26

Honest but a ball kiss. Honest butthole. Oh. Thank you, Chef. These are good. Um, what are we at? Um, number four. Oh, now we're on number three. Number three. Original Lindy's. Not Wendy's. Lindy's. Original Lindy's. Because I know my top two.

SPEAKER_03 1:12:51

Okay.

SPEAKER_13 1:12:51

Okay. Um. I'm gonna disagree there. I don't know what I'm gonna agree with, but I know I'm gonna disagree with that. And get it in, Playboy.

unknown 1:13:06

Oh man.

SPEAKER_13 1:13:08

Bro, I can't think of any other wing places. Like, I'm I'm drawing a blank. I'm drawn. I'm drawing a blank. Okay. You know my number one. Uh Popeyes. No, I wouldn't ever. I wouldn't ever. So there's a different category. You got you got wings. Fake wings. No, chicken. And then you got fast food chicken.

SPEAKER_07 1:13:29

Yeah.

Mystery Beers, Pumpkin Spice IPA, And Chugs

SPEAKER_14 1:13:30

Uh me and my boy Mel always have a discussion about fast food chicken. Right. Fast food chicken, number one, to me and my heart is Bo Jangles. Oh yeah.

SPEAKER_13 1:13:42

KFC is pretty fucking good. I mean, they're all pretty fucking good. Anyways. Yeah. What's your number three? Number three. Uh oh. I figured out what my number one is. He disagreed with number three for me, but could have just used it again. I think it makes sense. Um could have used Woody's. Bro, I told you I was first of all, I said, hey, I'm drunk. I can't think of names.

SPEAKER_14 1:14:08

He never said I'm drunk.

SPEAKER_13 1:14:10

I did. Roll it back. Roll the tape back. It's on there. But uh yeah. I think I'm gonna go with uh Lindy's original. Well, okay. All right. Roll that tape back where he said he disagrees with me. Uh okay. Number two. Go.

SPEAKER_14 1:14:39

Um Jesus Christ, dude. I'm pretty sure he's one of the same as me, maybe in different order.

SPEAKER_13 1:14:48

Uh number two, I'm gonna go Dirty Buffalo. Oh, I forgot about Dirty Buffalo. Yep. Fuck Lindy's Dirty Buffalo. That's my number three. All right, so now mine sounds better. Number two, for me. Long shots. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yes, sir. Okay. Yes, sir. Not a bad pool. Not a bad pool. Yes, sir. Are we about to have to say number one? I don't know. Do you want to do a countdown?

SPEAKER_14 1:15:14

Yeah, absolutely.

SPEAKER_13 1:15:16

All right, on the count of three, you say your favorite wing spot. One, two, three. Cocky rooster.

SPEAKER_14 1:15:22

Oh, that doesn't count. It does. Not in the area.

SPEAKER_13 1:15:26

Definitely is. No, it's not. If it's an hour and a half away, it's not in the area.

SPEAKER_02 1:15:30

Fuck.

unknown 1:15:31

All right.

SPEAKER_13 1:15:32

So what was yours? Eagles nest, baby. Oh, yeah, yeah. My spot. My spot.

SPEAKER_14 1:15:39

I told the uh I told one of the managers there, I'm like, hey man, this is the best fucking wings in the area. He was like, how? Right. But it's the sauce.

SPEAKER_15 1:15:47

I know everybody used the same fucking wings. Everybody orders from fucking Cisco. The same fucking wings.

SPEAKER_14 1:15:53

But that sauce, boy, if you if you got a good sauce, I mean, that's what does that for me. I hope this is my fruit punch. It is. Is that great? Fruity. Fruity. A um, what's your number one? Besides roosters. Roosters is roosters is fucking good. That shit was a really good fucking wing. I want wings now. Yeah. We can't drive though. I winked the wrong eye.

SPEAKER_13 1:16:23

Yeah, no, we're not gonna drive.

SPEAKER_05 1:16:24

I winked the wrong eye. I know.

SPEAKER_14 1:16:28

Hey, what's your number one? Bro, so do you feel like you could scream like it a scream song?

SPEAKER_13 1:16:39

Yeah?

SPEAKER_14 1:16:41

That was pretty good, actually.

SPEAKER_11 1:16:44

Um that's all I can do. Bro, I'll be honest. Uh I don't know.

SPEAKER_13 1:17:02

I don't know what my number was. Dude, that Eagles S has always been on the list for you. Yeah. And long shots. Which is wild. Long shots hasn't been on there. Dude, you remember when we used to go to long shots all the time? No. You don't remember that? It never happened. We went there occasionally, but it wasn't all the time. You know what? It might have been a timeline. I'm sorry. What? It's probably a timeline when you didn't.

SPEAKER_07 1:17:34

Yeah.

SPEAKER_13 1:17:34

Probably because you was dating. I feel like I'm over here doing Morse code. Hey, listen. My bad. You might have to break the glove. No, no, I'm I'm with you, dude. I'm dancing, dog. Bro, say no more. I'm dancing, dog. Say no more, baby.

SPEAKER_03 1:18:02

I ain't bringing no gloves.

SPEAKER_13 1:18:14

I bring no gloves.

SPEAKER_08 1:18:18

I bring no goddamn excuses.

SPEAKER_13 1:18:22

And we're back. Hey everybody.

SPEAKER_14 1:18:25

So did you ever you were in there pissing? Or pissing McGee.

SPEAKER_13 1:18:29

Bro, I pissed for probably like five minutes. Right. You told me to piss in the shower. You pissed so long. Yeah, dude. It's an insane thing. I can wait. I'm an adult. It's a drain, but you know, it's all drained in the same place. So I don't I wanted to be a courteous uh host and heavyweight host. Not hostess. Not the cakes you want. I don't. I don't. I'm spending a night. You know what that means, right? Uh you're sleeping in my bed. Dick across the forehead. Show it. Show it. Pull your hat up. Nope. He's got a red line right here, guys. He doesn't want to show it. Dick on the forehead. I don't have one. All right. What's your uh yeah, number one place? Uh I don't. I'll be honest. All right, roosters. We'll let you have it. I'm still looking for one. It's it's an hour and a half away. So your number one would be what was your number two?

SPEAKER_14 1:19:23

Uh you don't remember shit.

SPEAKER_13 1:19:26

Number two.

SPEAKER_14 1:19:26

That's insane.

SPEAKER_13 1:19:27

I think was number two dirty buff? Yeah. So your dirty buff is your number one? No, no.

SPEAKER_14 1:19:32

I don't even think it's your number two.

SPEAKER_13 1:19:34

Lindy's was number three. Your list sucks. Bro, I'm faded. Yeah. And I can't think of names of places that I've been. Do we need another drink? What are we in? Four? Yeah, we do. We are. It's your turn. Yeah, I'll get it. Okay.

unknown 1:19:48

Yeah.

SPEAKER_14 1:19:49

Can we get it?

SPEAKER_13 1:19:51

I'm not answering that. I won't.

SPEAKER_14 1:19:52

Okay.

SPEAKER_13 1:19:53

I won't. I was kidding, I'll get it. Then we'll stay here.

SPEAKER_14 1:19:57

Entertain the people.

SPEAKER_13 1:19:59

You don't have to say that every time. I know. I know how this goes. I'm going to sit here and I'm going to talk about some shit that you're doing while you do it. And you're going to mouse some shit to me that nobody can hear. You're going to say how much you love my ass. And I'm going to tell you, no. I'm a good Christian boy. That never happened. It did. It's okay. You don't. Ooh.

SPEAKER_11 1:20:27

What you got over there? Oh, that's dark. It's dark. I have some jokes, but I can't say them.

SPEAKER_13 1:20:46

That's about beer and Guinness. I hate Guinness. Do you think this is like a Guinness?

unknown 1:20:50

No, I don't. Smell it.

SPEAKER_12 1:20:54

Smell it, well. No. This is uh Oh, is this the coffee one?

SPEAKER_13 1:21:00

Sweet baby Java. Sweet baby Java.

SPEAKER_14 1:21:03

It is a chocolate peanut butter coffee porter.

SPEAKER_13 1:21:07

Ooh. And I'm pretty excited. It smells really good. Smell that. Get a whiff of that. It smells like uh screwball.

SPEAKER_14 1:21:16

Yeah, it smells so fucking good.

SPEAKER_13 1:21:18

I can't drink screwball anymore. Why? I drank two. Bro, I went on a detachment one time and I did the PB and J, but I instead of doing them in shooters, the PB and J where you mix the PBJs. I know what. See, this time I didn't ask you if you knew what it was. I was just explaining it for them instead. So I didn't try to like make you look like a dumbass or anything. Right. I just tried to explain it.

SPEAKER_15 1:21:44

But what's a PBJ?

SPEAKER_13 1:21:47

PBJ is like a shooter where you mix screwball uh whiskey with uh cranberry juice. Absolutely. And it tastes just like a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. It's real it's a real sweet shooter, and it's good as a shooter, but if you spend an entire night drinking it as a fucking drink, you will never want to fucking drink that shit again. What's a detachment? Where were you at? So uh from my job, we go on detachments. Oh, it's been recently? Uh this happened a couple years ago or a year ago. Oh yeah. But uh yeah, we went on a detachment up north and we were gone for a couple weeks. And uh yeah. Sometimes on our nights off, we do a lot of drinking and uh as one does. That's right. And I haven't drinking screwball since, and it was it used to be so good. It used to be so good to me. Love screwball. Uh I've still got foam in mind, it's going down so slow. Yeah, do the jink where you do like this and then put your finger in it. Ooh, what? Yeah, the oil makes it do it. Try it. I I don't want my nose in my drink. Try it, bro. No, I'll just drink it. Okay. Cheers. Cheers.

SPEAKER_14 1:23:10

That's not good.

SPEAKER_13 1:23:15

So if I throw off the night, it'll be from that. That is not good. I'm it's not bad. It's not bad. You can have mine. I don't want it. Um the aromas are there. It's more pissing in. Already? No. Alright, so hang on. Let me No, no, we're good. We're good. Let me talk about this. I started dancing in my seat. Let me talk about this drink real quick. Go ahead. So it's more I'm I'm not getting a taste more than I'm getting an aroma. So it's almost like the taste is coming through the nostrils in a sense, which I think is very unique. But it's a it's like an aftertaste that's coming through the nostrils, and it's very it's like I'm standing in the middle of a coffee shop that is making a a Reese's donut. That's what I'm getting out of it. That's where I feel like I am. Yeah, yeah. Like a like a donut with a Reese, like Reese's and peanut butter on top, like a Reese's themed donut.

SPEAKER_14 1:24:20

I'm not I can't drink any more of this.

SPEAKER_13 1:24:23

So that is your bottom tier.

SPEAKER_14 1:24:25

Yeah, absolutely.

SPEAKER_13 1:24:26

I can't wait for my next one to see how that tastes.

SPEAKER_14 1:24:30

Pussy and mimosa. Oh, you love it.

Wing Rankings: Local Spots Debate

SPEAKER_13 1:24:36

I'm fucking faded. Same. It's not a bad beer. It's definitely for somebody with a particular palate. Yeah, dick stuck in palate. Yeah, I agree. Not depissed off. I'm sorry. Okay. We'll we'll take another break. All right. Yeah, we're back. Hey everybody. We pissed again. Again, we did piss. Uh, it's because we're drinking so much. It's also gonna be an extra long episode, probably. Probably, yeah.

SPEAKER_03 1:25:39

You love it.

SPEAKER_13 1:25:40

You love it when it's extra long. Okay. I don't remember the last thing we said. Did you ever figure out your number one? We're saying roosters, right? Uh yep. Roosters. Fuck it. Well, no. Oh, that's not what you're doing? No. Oh, okay. No. No. Um, yeah, so we had already talked about that and then we moved on to the beer. So we had been way past that. Oh, that beer was so I chucked. Oh no, I didn't. I thought I fucking drank it. Yeah, no. Dude, it hurt my stomach so fucking bad. I'm gonna I'm gonna drink it. Because then you know why? You wanna know why? You bother a pussy. I thought it was because once you got it, you got it. Hey, you know, speaking of the screaming once you got it, you got it. Right. Um speaking of the screaming shit, last night I had a dream.

unknown 1:26:26

I had a dream too.

SPEAKER_13 1:26:28

Yeah. Last night I had a dream that I was a part of a uh system of a down music video. Hell yeah. Bro, it was the wildest fucking dream ever. There was like zombies and shit, and there was like system of a down, and I was just like, hell yeah. Hell yeah. I'll do it. Yeah, it was fucking wild. I took melatonin twice this week. Yeah? Getting them dreams, baby.

SPEAKER_14 1:26:54

I didn't like it. Help me sleep. Yeah. I didn't like it.

SPEAKER_11 1:26:59

Okay.

SPEAKER_14 1:27:00

Yeah. Um, that fucking beer is disgusting. And that's at the bottom of the list forever and ever. So quote, quote, quote Brian. Quote Brian. So nevermore.

SPEAKER_13 1:27:14

What is your list looking like right now on these what is this five beers that we've drinking?

SPEAKER_14 1:27:20

Oh man. Um, I'm gonna say rock a pop number one. Okay. Um, I I would say right now it's in order of how we drink it. Rock a pop number one. Yep, pickles, yep. Uh, mystery beer, hibiscus. The hibiscus. Habiscus. Um uh number four would be uh what we drink after that. Uh I don't remember anymore.

SPEAKER_13 1:27:48

Was this number four? Nope. Nope. It's number five. Wait, what is that? Nope. Hang on. Number four was pumpkin spice. Pumpkin spice. That wasn't that great either. I know. So what's worse? The pumpkin spice.

SPEAKER_14 1:28:04

Oh, this. No, the sweet baby Java's fucking so I'll it's very coffee. It's very coffee coffee-y, yeah, that's right.

SPEAKER_13 1:28:13

Yeah, coffee-y? Yep. Without the fucking sugar, bruh. So I have never big sugar, bruh. No, yeah. Winnie my birth mother. Definitely brew me a cup after this. Yeah. So I've got some real pumpkin spice coffee. Ooh, I love it. So I have never found a coffee style beer that I've liked. Now I love coffee and I love alcohol. Absolutely. And I've wanted a way to mix those together. Best way to do that is add a little bit of Kahlua or add a little Jameson to your cup. Right. Bailey's. Bailey's too. Yeah, they're so if it's not that, it's whack. Yeah. And that's what we found here tonight. Yeah, I mean, um, bro, I think that Duncan could do a good job. They have an iced coffee out. So you know Duncan did come out with spiked iced coffee. Right. Is it any good? Uh, I tried them and they were now that I think about it, they were decent. I think Bush came out with a latte. Now, I I don't know. So we've talked about this before. Right, we we have. I think the Bush Latte was just a fancy way of saying a bush light, making it sound fancy. Oh, dog, I'm gonna say, I don't think I don't think it was a real. I was in Charlotte. Hey, we need to look up uh pull up uh Bush Latte. I need to see it here on the screen. Bro, I'm telling you, I'll do it. I don't think it was a real thing. I I'm pretty sure there was like a a bush la, a lay.

SPEAKER_14 1:29:52

A bush latte. Bush latte. Bush latte.

SPEAKER_15 1:29:59

I'm telling you. Man, we had a fucking light beer. What does it say at the top? What does it say at the top? It doesn't matter, dog. No, no, no. You're right. No, you're right. Okay. You're right. But I'm pretty sure I had a fucking latte when we were in Charlotte that one time. And it was fucking good. I can call DC and ask him.

SPEAKER_11 1:30:19

Let's do it.

SPEAKER_15 1:30:20

He's not going to answer. It's late.

SPEAKER_14 1:30:23

It's not even that late. I could call him and ask him if he wants to be on the podcast real quick. He may or may not want to be. I can text him.

SPEAKER_13 1:30:34

Okay, yeah.

SPEAKER_14 1:30:34

Can you blur this out? Uh because his his whole name is gonna be up there.

SPEAKER_13 1:30:39

Hold on. Just take it, take your scold on. Okay, thank you. You're welcome. While you do that, I'll just play another clip.

SPEAKER_12 1:30:54

Yeah, absolutely.

SPEAKER_13 1:30:57

Max him if he's up real quick.

SPEAKER_14 1:31:02

Your Instagram was great. Was that with you with your dad? Go back to that.

SPEAKER_13 1:31:08

That's Pops right there. Pops McGee. That's Big Cookie. Well, I don't think you called this. What do you call him? No, we call him Big Cookie. Oh, Big Cookie is amazing. No, we call him. I've called him Big Cookie ever since I was a kid. I've never met your dad. And I'll be honest. Be honest, I didn't tell you this. You love my dad. No, no, no. I'm kind of pissed that um hit the button.

SPEAKER_14 1:31:40

He's meeting him before me. Oh. Yeah, yeah. I'm a little upset about that.

SPEAKER_13 1:31:46

Well. Um. No, that's my dad. Oh yeah, thank you.

SPEAKER_14 1:31:54

Thank you. Your invitations down haven't been much. Oh, you can't. Also, you kind of know why. Well, that's not. I don't know if you have to do that. And he's not answering. I asked him if he's up. Damn. And he uh did not answer. I could ask I could ask uh Buddha. No, it's okay. You let me see if he's up. Buddha.

SPEAKER_13 1:32:28

That had to be a fun time. It really was. A fun time was had. Bro, it was funny because um It's funny y'all suck. My dad didn't know. My dad doesn't do sports really. And so it was the funniest and cutest thing ever when he didn't know what was happening. So, like, you know. We scored a goal and everybody stands up, and I'm standing up. We're like, yeah. And my dad's just sitting there like, what's happening? I'm gonna tell you something about hockey. We got burns. Oh, I know it burns you up. And natus. Oh man. Hey. I got I got moose.

SPEAKER_14 1:33:11

Moose. He's trash. He left it, he became trash. He was only good because of McKinney. Anyways, uh Buddha said lol.

SPEAKER_13 1:33:20

I'm serious. Bruh. Real shit type shit. Real n-word shit. Damn, I shouldn't have said that. Yeah, that's not gonna be great. Go ahead. I'm gonna play another clip. Here's some uh real country music I've been listening to. Uh I'm a I lied. I haven't been listening to it, but I think it is some good. Why do you have so many clips? Bro, because I'd be saving shit for us. Here you go. Damn it.

SPEAKER_07 1:34:00

But trying to have you get off fishing day.

SPEAKER_06 1:34:09

It's a play by fish.

SPEAKER_03 1:34:19

Back bro.

SPEAKER_07 1:34:26

Yeah, bro.

SPEAKER_13 1:34:27

That is some hardcore country music right there, and I'm I'm here for it. Alright, so listen.

SPEAKER_12 1:34:34

I'm adopted.

SPEAKER_13 1:34:36

My brother's adopted.

SPEAKER_12 1:34:37

My other brother's adopted, right? From a different family.

SPEAKER_14 1:34:41

But we're all so fucking different. Yeah. And uh Buddha said he wants to. He said he doesn't mind being up here. Okay. I wish we could get it to that.

SPEAKER_13 1:34:52

So we could both hear and talk. Is there any way? We can, but he's gonna hear an echo. So if if you let him know echo, echo, echo. If you uh you hate me. I know. No, I don't. I don't. You're drunk. Oh, CD's awake too.

SPEAKER_03 1:35:11

Can I three-way? Uh two men for you, just what you want.

SPEAKER_13 1:35:24

Um, two men for you, that's just what you want. You want a three-way with Buddha and DC. Um you want them on your pod, but instead of your pod, you wish it was your rod.

SPEAKER_03 1:35:47

The rod being the penis of the meanest of them all.

SPEAKER_13 1:35:54

Yeah, I'm sorry, dog. Big Brian coming in.

SPEAKER_14 1:35:58

Do you have that? What are you doing right here? What's happening?

SPEAKER_13 1:36:00

I was just waiting on you. Are you unhooked? I don't know if I unhooked.

SPEAKER_14 1:36:04

No, you unhooked.

SPEAKER_13 1:36:05

Oh, no, you didn't.

SPEAKER_14 1:36:06

I hooked. And I'm talking. Hook back, hook back, hook back, hook back, hook back. I didn't even change my background this.

SPEAKER_13 1:36:14

Hey, bro, this podcast this episode is epic. I don't give a fuck. Um, so how do you want to do this? Do you want to Oh, CD said he's fine. Buddha said he's fine. Uh, how do you want to do it? So I mean I can do the fucking I'll I'll I'll tell you. You want to go on a break and set it up? I'm sorry. Sorry, boss. If y'all didn't know, uh Winston is in charge of the podcast in general.

SPEAKER_14 1:36:41

So it's like I'm um I work for him.

SPEAKER_03 1:36:44

No.

SPEAKER_13 1:36:45

And it's insane. No, no, that's not how it is. Fuck. What I was gonna say was I could just if they're okay with an echo, because we can't figure that part out, we can just you can just do a three-way phone call and I can have it go directly into here. Okay. So what I'm gonna do, I need you to go into your Bluetooth. Bluey Tootie. And this is gonna disconnect from the TV. That's fine.

SPEAKER_14 1:37:12

Yeah, I pee again.

SPEAKER_13 1:37:14

Oh, damn. I'm okay.

SPEAKER_15 1:37:19

I'm busting my butt.

SPEAKER_13 1:37:23

Trying to earn a little extra pay. I'm so drunk. Scroll down. What's the name of it? Because I probably hooked up before. Uh Roadcaster duo right there. Yep.

SPEAKER_11 1:37:39

All right.

SPEAKER_13 1:37:40

I'm connected here on the phone, or I'm connected over here on my end. Uh audio levels are up, and we are ready for your phone call.

SPEAKER_12 1:37:47

Yeah. Alright, hold on.

SPEAKER_13 1:37:50

What are we about to talk about?

SPEAKER_12 1:37:51

I forgot. The latte thing.

SPEAKER_07 1:37:54

Oh yeah.

SPEAKER_14 1:38:06

I'm nervous.

SPEAKER_13 1:38:08

Why? Hello?

SPEAKER_14 1:38:12

For some reason I said that it wouldn't work. Hello? Can you hear me? Yeah, I hear you. All right, let me call um the other one. Hold on.

SPEAKER_13 1:38:28

Yo, yo, welcome to Just Talking Unfiltered.

Coffee Porters, Bush “Latte,” And Memory Wars

SPEAKER_14 1:38:31

Don't listen in. Call the other one. This is high this is hike. This is our boys. Yeah, I'm emerging with CD, alright? I'm at DC. Huh? Can y'all hear me? Can y'all hear? Yeah, I'm here. CD?

SPEAKER_11 1:39:06

Yeah, I can hear you. You're real low though.

SPEAKER_14 1:39:08

Oh.

SPEAKER_11 1:39:09

Real low.

SPEAKER_14 1:39:10

Is that better? Yes. All right, bet. Hey, do y'all remember when we went to Charlotte?

SPEAKER_05 1:39:18

Yes. Yes.

SPEAKER_15 1:39:19

Do y'all remember when we had the Bush lattes?

SPEAKER_14 1:39:24

The what?

SPEAKER_13 1:39:25

Bush latte is literally just another word for. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. Bush latte was just another word to say Bush Latte in a fancy way. No. Buddha. You brought the fucking bush like coffee beer.

SPEAKER_14 1:39:44

Did I? From where?

SPEAKER_13 1:39:46

I don't know where you got it from, but you brought it to Charlotte with us. This never happened. It happened. This never happened. It happened.

SPEAKER_14 1:39:57

CD. You remember the fucking bush like that? You remember it was super sweet like a coffee?

SPEAKER_13 1:40:03

I don't remember, sir.

unknown 1:40:05

Damn.

SPEAKER_13 1:40:06

Bro. Bush latte is not real. You are living in what they call a Mandalorian effect. Shut the fuck up. No, it's not. This is a Mandalorian effect. No. It's real. You know what? I think I think you're right. What the fuck?

SPEAKER_11 1:40:25

Yes. No, no, no. I don't know if it was Bush, but I know it was a beer that tastes like coffee.

SPEAKER_13 1:40:32

Yes. But it wasn't a bush latte. I promise. I'm not saying there wasn't a coffee beer, but I'm saying it wasn't a bush latte.

SPEAKER_14 1:40:42

See, I remember I remember very vividly me and CD sitting there being like, this is a coffee beer. That's wild. It's a bush.

SPEAKER_11 1:40:52

Yeah, I don't know. I don't know if it was actual bush.

unknown 1:40:56

Fuck.

SPEAKER_11 1:40:57

You're a bit more.

SPEAKER_13 1:41:02

Did you just get a coffee beer? Oh remember. Did you just get a coffee beer and toss in some bush? No. LES a bush latte? No. Oh, I love it. No, no. Alright. I appreciate you guys. I love y'all.

SPEAKER_14 1:41:19

No problem, sir.

SPEAKER_13 1:41:20

Hey, I'm 31 now.

SPEAKER_14 1:41:22

Fuck you.

SPEAKER_13 1:41:22

Alright. Okay, bye, guys. Okay, bye.

SPEAKER_14 1:41:25

All right. That was fun. Okay. I may be wrong. I know you are. Oh, you know what you know what I think about you?

unknown 1:41:35

Hey.

SPEAKER_14 1:41:36

Pour the next beer, funny man.

SPEAKER_13 1:41:38

Yeah. Sorry, Shall gets up and pour the next beer. I hope the next beer is quite tasteful for your taste buds.

SPEAKER_11 1:41:48

Just pour it. Alright, I was gonna go somewhere with it, but thank you for allowing that to happen.

SPEAKER_03 1:41:59

You love it.

SPEAKER_08 1:42:00

I love it.

SPEAKER_13 1:42:02

We are um on like hour number four of the episode. And we're drunk.

SPEAKER_14 1:42:11

I am. That's that's the point. Shut up.

SPEAKER_11 1:42:23

Put my address in there.

SPEAKER_14 1:42:24

I don't know your address. And you're not gonna- No, no, no, no, no, no. Huh? You put it in. I have to pee again. It's okay.

SPEAKER_13 1:42:36

Alright, so the next and final beer. Yes, sir. One that I've been really excited for. Has this been a good episode? I hope so, dude. We've been kind of faded the whole time, so it might be like really fucking terrible. So this beer is by Evil Twin Brewing again. And it is called Even More Fresh Lobster? Question mark? Yeah. Sounds like cowboy. So um I am excited to try this lobster flavor beer. Yeah. Here we go, brother. Yes, sir.

SPEAKER_15 1:43:12

Um, I will like to say that uh normally when we go on these little breaks, I like to be like, my boy Winston's looking for a girl, blah, blah, blah. I would like to say that he is no longer looking for a girl because he has a girl by the name of uh we won't say it.

SPEAKER_14 1:43:26

But I'm very happy for him. And I'm also happy that he has a brown girl. Because um, if you ain't brown, you're a clown. You're a clown. You know what I mean?

SPEAKER_13 1:43:38

So that's what's up. She's not my girl officially yet, but basically, bro. Basically. I fucking hope to do it. So you in there like swimmer. When I got with Banana, I didn't think I was ever gonna get her. We have a kid and we've been together for four fucking years. That's where I'm trying to be, dude. You feel me? If you ain't square, you're queer. I don't know, that's right. So this smells like piss. It does. It smells straight like fucking piss. Smells like piss. I've never smelled anything smell more like bro. They made this one like more lobster. No, bro, you just gotta sit down. An STD. Sit down. Okay.

SPEAKER_14 1:44:29

Cheers, brother man.

SPEAKER_12 1:44:36

Not happy about this. That's not horrible. No.

SPEAKER_13 1:44:47

No, that's that's pretty good. That tastes like beer. I mean piss. Okay. I'm getting a little old bae. Hang on. No old bay. No, I'm getting some kind of like seafood seasoning. Alright. So my order is rocket pop is number one. What do you say? Agreed.

SPEAKER_15 1:45:06

Yeah, damn, dog.

SPEAKER_13 1:45:07

And the pickles is number two. Agreed.

SPEAKER_15 1:45:10

Then a fucking high biscuit.

SPEAKER_13 1:45:12

Number three. Agreed. This is number four. What was my other choice? I don't remember, dog. You had that weird one. The pumpkin. So it was pumpkin spice. Yeah. Then you had the Java. Sweet baby Java. That's that's number six. The Java? Yeah. Is last? Over this? Hang on. Because look, I gotta try this again because I got strong flavors of piss. I gotta piss. And then and I hate it, dog. I'm gonna wait until we end it. I'm gonna finish describing this beer real quick. Take my momentum and everything.

SPEAKER_11 1:45:57

Um yeah, no, tastes like piss, and then it tastes like something else. So whatever. Um yeah.

SPEAKER_13 1:46:16

You'll be able to cover you'll be able to cover over that, right? It's not gonna show up, remember last time? Plus we have this giant picture in the front of us.

SPEAKER_03 1:46:25

That's right.

SPEAKER_13 1:46:27

Bro.

SPEAKER_14 1:46:28

So anyway, um telling you, bro, there was a bush latte.

SPEAKER_13 1:46:40

No, they it bush latte was a thing. It was just a name that Bush said. Bush was saying just like Bush Latte. They wouldn't, they weren't saying, hey, come drink a bush light. They were saying, come drink a bush latte. Right. That's what it was.

SPEAKER_14 1:46:58

Um I know y'all hate me for this episode. It's been I think it's been good after piss.

SPEAKER_11 1:47:08

We will return after these messages.

SPEAKER_13 1:47:42

That was our boys. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Uh, did you say you tug that fucking drink? I had to get rid of it. I couldn't let it stand up here any longer on my table. Right. Am I still connected to I am? You are still connected, so that means that you could actually make another phone call if you were to desire to do so. I will. I don't know where my even background went. I hate everything about everything. Whoa, whoa, whoa. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Bro, so there was a song back in 2013, 2014, and I can't remember what it was, but my ex-wife used to just quote the one part, I woo-woop. I woo whoop. That a that some rapper did in the middle of the song, and I can never think of it. I can't remember who it was. I I don't know, but I just remember the I woo-woop in the middle of the song.

SPEAKER_14 1:48:38

That was not good, though.

SPEAKER_13 1:48:39

No, it was not.

SPEAKER_14 1:48:41

Oh, that was the worst one. All right.

SPEAKER_13 1:48:42

So the lobster was the worst in your f in your opinion? Alright. I'm gonna get rocket pop, number one. Oh no, I'm gonna get up. I'ma get up. What? I'ma get up.

SPEAKER_02 1:48:56

Alright, you ready?

SPEAKER_13 1:48:57

What the fuck are you doing? Number one. Oh god. Bro, hey, I thought you were throwing up. Fucking Christ. Yes, the rocket pop. Is there any more of that left? Fuck. Number two is gonna be the tick on my pickle sour.

SPEAKER_14 1:49:18

Raspberry Cosmopolita.

Call-Ins With Friends And Live Chaos

SPEAKER_13 1:49:20

Raspberry Cosmopolita Rasmopolita is gonna be number three. It's not hot biscuit. Um so we got three out of six here. What is gonna be number four? Number four job. I'm gonna go pumpkin spice with number four. I disagree, but it's okay. So we've got pumpkin spice at number four. I disagree, but it's okay. Was that low? Your breath smells terrible.

unknown 1:49:45

Breast your teeth.

SPEAKER_13 1:49:48

Uh extra lobster is coming in last place at number six, followed by the latte java monster. First of all, first of all, sir. My breath don't fucking stink. It's because I've been drinking fucking 47 different alcohols. I understand that, but I didn't like it in my face. That's all I'm saying. Maybe I know. All right, let me let me hit up uh Slammy Joe.

SPEAKER_14 1:50:14

What? Sammy Joe.

SPEAKER_13 1:50:22

Oh, what? Will she answer? Will she answer? After I said I'm gonna call you. Oh, uh every time it stops, I'm like, oh. I hate it. Oh hey girl, get some Wi-Fi.

SPEAKER_04 1:50:50

Hello.

SPEAKER_13 1:50:51

Yeah, what's up? Sammy. Hi guys. What's up?

unknown 1:50:58

What's up?

SPEAKER_13 1:50:59

Can you hear us both at the same time? Can you yeah, can you hear two of us at the same time? Two beards, one cup. Two.

SPEAKER_04 1:51:06

All are kind of in sync with each other. That's right.

SPEAKER_13 1:51:09

You know how we are. We're just two penises in a pod. Two peas in a podcast. That's right, two penises in a podcast.

SPEAKER_14 1:51:21

Lord.

SPEAKER_13 1:51:23

We're here for you. No one master what's up. Oh, yeah, my bad. What's up, Sammy Joe?

SPEAKER_04 1:51:30

Nothing much. I'm oscillation.

SPEAKER_13 1:51:34

So you know I you know I have a cat too, right?

SPEAKER_04 1:51:37

She has 47 cats.

SPEAKER_11 1:51:39

Yeah, I know. I was trying to give some advice.

SPEAKER_04 1:51:42

I have seven indoor cats.

SPEAKER_13 1:51:46

What happened? What happened? Who was that?

SPEAKER_04 1:51:49

Uh Nicholas yelled too many.

SPEAKER_13 1:51:51

What did he yell?

SPEAKER_04 1:51:53

He said too fucking many. Was that Little Mexico?

SPEAKER_13 1:51:56

Yeah, yeah, for sure. Little Mexico.

SPEAKER_04 1:51:57

Because we have seven indoor cats, we have cats, and we have four dogs.

SPEAKER_13 1:52:02

So my cat. Y'all are running a pound over there. That's right. Poundtown.

SPEAKER_04 1:52:06

Pound Heading Zoo.

SPEAKER_14 1:52:10

Pound Town is funny.

SPEAKER_11 1:52:12

What's that song? Pound. Push the fucking poundtown. We had the package.

SPEAKER_15 1:52:21

Pussy Pink.

SPEAKER_11 1:52:22

Booty Hole Brown.

SPEAKER_13 1:52:25

What the fuck? Sorry. So um wanted some advice on my cat Slurpee. She's a queen, first of all.

SPEAKER_04 1:52:34

You name your kit your cat Slurpee.

SPEAKER_13 1:52:37

Uh that's right. She was named because she was found in the dumpster behind a 7-Eleven. 7-Eleven? That's right. Good job, America. Good job, little Nikki. Hey, the name said it all. Little colonies. Good job. Little colonies is funny. Congrats on the cat. Thank you. Uh I've had her for a year now, and she's gone from just like her father, from five pounds to 1,700 pounds. Um but she she's a large, she's a large woman.

SPEAKER_04 1:53:11

Um in charge?

SPEAKER_13 1:53:14

I don't know about in charge, but she's there. She's there.

SPEAKER_04 1:53:17

And um you get more than one in charge before you know it.

SPEAKER_13 1:53:22

She definitely cuddles with me every night, and I'm grateful for that. It feels like I'm sleeping next to a real woman. Um, but she has been swiping her ass across my hardwood floor. I wasn't ready for that.

SPEAKER_05 1:53:49

I wasn't ready for that.

SPEAKER_13 1:53:50

How'd that fall? By you, bro. That fell because of you. Um yeah, so a lot of times when she uh she be shitting, she be swiping too. So um you gotta hit her with the swiper, no swiping. Is that what I need to do? Yeah. Swiper, no swiping. It works on Dora. Hey, that's not why I called the pound. I called the pound for advice, not you, bro. Oh my bad. So Sammy is the pound. That's right.

SPEAKER_04 1:54:23

Oh. I love my babies.

SPEAKER_13 1:54:29

They're chaotic, but they're they might swipe their ass, but I love them more than grass. So what is your what do you think?

SPEAKER_04 1:54:36

At least in my in my vision, they have not swiped their asses off. Oh, they'd be doing it on that's that's a perk.

SPEAKER_13 1:54:44

They do it on carpet instead of hardwood.

SPEAKER_04 1:54:48

Bro, I don't know, but we carpet in the new house, and it's the devil.

SPEAKER_13 1:54:53

All right. Carpet is the devil. Yeah, I've heard if you buy carpet before marriage, you're going straight to hell. I mean, I've heard that. I don't agree with this. I I don't know. I don't understand. Oh, oh, real quick. We're drunk. No, we're not. No, we're no, we're drunk. Um, we've drank so much.

SPEAKER_04 1:55:12

I thought how many trulys were on Brian's side of the table.

SPEAKER_14 1:55:15

Yeah. Shut the fuck up. Yeah, I had two trulies, uh, fucking um Jameson, and then we had six random beers that we picked out. And we're pretty fucking drunk.

SPEAKER_13 1:55:27

We've pissed like three times. Yeah. It's been fun.

SPEAKER_04 1:55:31

But just like two hours ago when you first posted. Was it two hours?

SPEAKER_13 1:55:36

We've been in here doing this for two hours. Yeah.

SPEAKER_04 1:55:40

Homie, yes.

SPEAKER_13 1:55:41

Jesus Christ.

SPEAKER_04 1:55:42

When you posted on your Snapchat, it's like a miracle. There was like four trulies and then something in a koozie.

SPEAKER_13 1:55:47

So there's no just on your side. Listen, there's something more important going on here, and that's not making sure that, or that is making sure that our souls don't get condemned to hell. All right. So I need you guys to start ripping up some fucking carpet and getting that shit out of your fucking house until you guys are married. All right.

SPEAKER_14 1:56:05

So he's wearing sunglasses while he's talking to him.

SPEAKER_13 1:56:08

If your if your cat is swiping ass on carpet, that's a telltale sign.

SPEAKER_04 1:56:14

Um I said, I said, I have not seen him do. But we're doing that.

SPEAKER_11 1:56:20

But here's the thing you don't have to see the feline doing the crime. All right. So the crime can be done behind your back, and yeah, that's gonna be that.

SPEAKER_12 1:56:32

Yeah.

SPEAKER_13 1:56:33

That's straight, that's straight to hell. Um, and I don't want that for you guys. I uh I love you guys, and I want you guys to you know be angels.

SPEAKER_04 1:56:44

You don't want to start a donate, a heart with a donation of GoFundMe for us.

SPEAKER_11 1:56:49

Don't go live in the woods, go cut some shit down. Right.

SPEAKER_13 1:56:55

That's not how that go go cut a fucking tree down and make a floor out that hoe. And that way you guys can be holy and righteous. She's doing so much shit while she's talking to us.

SPEAKER_04 1:57:08

She's multi-casting. No, we're we are professionals.

SPEAKER_13 1:57:12

Sounds like she's like microwaving like a pie or something. I would fuck a pie up right now. Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, no, no, no. She's microwaving? She's like corn. No, no, no. Oh. Chicken Popeye.

SPEAKER_15 1:57:26

Oh, I would fuck a chicken papay up right now.

SPEAKER_04 1:57:32

I mean, that does sound good.

SPEAKER_15 1:57:33

Okay.

SPEAKER_04 1:57:35

I'm making chicken curry.

SPEAKER_13 1:57:37

I was close. I was close. Chicken rice and rock. Chicken curry or fucking the other one. How many microwaves do you have? Shut the fuck.

SPEAKER_15 1:57:44

That's a dumbass.

SPEAKER_13 1:57:46

Nobody has more than one microwave ever. Unless you fucking work in a restaurant and you're microwaving everything. Okay, she says she was cooking chicken this, chicken that, and chicken that. So that means to me that it sounds like she's got a bunch of microwaves.

SPEAKER_04 1:57:59

Chicken curry bites.

SPEAKER_13 1:58:00

Okay.

SPEAKER_04 1:58:01

Chicken rice, chicken seasoned rice, and barcoli.

SPEAKER_13 1:58:04

Three microwaves. Listen, so you got a minimum of four and a half microwaves. Sam.

SPEAKER_04 1:58:13

I have four four and a half microwaves.

SPEAKER_14 1:58:15

Yes. Sam, you are your math at you are our biggest guest on this episode. I mean, on this uh podcast. You've been up here twice already.

SPEAKER_13 1:58:25

Um you win a brand new car. No, you don't. No, no, we don't have cars.

SPEAKER_14 1:58:32

We don't have those.

SPEAKER_13 1:58:34

Sorry.

SPEAKER_14 1:58:34

Um, we're gonna end the episode. Do you have a do you have a quote for us? We end the episode with a quote every time.

SPEAKER_12 1:58:41

Do you have a quote?

unknown 1:58:44

A quote. Sammy.

SPEAKER_13 1:58:46

Uh, not a quote for like insurance or anything like that. I'm sure your deductible is really high. Sammy, can you hear me? Or your premium?

SPEAKER_04 1:58:54

Yes, now I can hear you. You just I hate the woods.

SPEAKER_13 1:58:59

I hate the wood. He said you need a quote, but not on your vehicle insurance. You don't have to say, your premium is super high. You don't have to say that, but the premium is a very good thing. We just need a verbal quote.

SPEAKER_04 1:59:17

You need a verbal quote?

SPEAKER_13 1:59:19

You don't have a quote? Like a quote?

SPEAKER_14 1:59:21

A mantra. Go big or go home.

SPEAKER_04 1:59:25

Well, right now my car is uh illegal.

SPEAKER_15 1:59:28

No, no, no, not an insurance quote. Like a regular fucking quote, Sam. Come on. You know quote. Go big or go home. Jesus said. Jesus wept.

SPEAKER_04 1:59:43

Fucking send it, bro. Nichol said fucking send it, bro.

SPEAKER_13 1:59:47

Whack. That's it. Let's send it, bro. That's what we're gonna do. Good night, Sam.

SPEAKER_14 1:59:56

Say it one more time for us.

Cat Advice, Carpet Takes, And Kitchen Confessions

SPEAKER_08 2:00:09

Oh, now we're all Will we been rambling, sharing our minds, talking about nothing, and all we can find. Winston and Brian, they're keeping it real. Just two good old boys with plenty to spill. So pull up a chair, we'll see you next time. Same old voices, a brand new eye. It's just talk, unfiltered and free. No scripts, no rules, just all the steel. From bad ours. The stories are told. We're leaving you now, but we'll be by just talking unfiltered. Get you down the road. They've got the banches, they've got the charm. A little bit of mischief, but no one gets harmed. From the kitchen table to the open air. They'll shoot the breeze, Cause they just don't care. So here's to the last and here to the fun. It say goodbye, it's just too enough. It's just talk, unfiltered and free. No scripts, no rules, just honesty. From the door stories I'm told. We're leaving you now, but we'll be back. Catch you down the road They've got the banter, they've got the charm. A little bit of mischief, but no one gets harmed. From the kitchen table to the open air. So here's to the last, here's to the fun. They say goodbye, it's just to it none. It's just talk, unfiltered and free. No scripts, no rules, just tossy. From big old eyes. The stories are told. We're leaving you now, but we'll be back. Oh it's just talking unfiltered.