Thanksgiving Chaos And Hot Dog Carts

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0:10

Wild Intro Rap And Cold Open

1:20

Jalapeño Dip And Running Bits

3:20

Audience Shoutouts And Hat-Toss Clip

7:15

Thanksgiving Deja Vu And Food Talk

12:55

New Room, Brick Wall, Gear Upgrades

15:30

Top Five Thanksgiving Foods Begins

22:40

Onions, Sushi, And Kitchen Bits

28:40

Green Bean Casserole And Holiday Meals

36:00

Venison, Mac And Cheese, Pumpkin Pie

39:35

Cooking Segment Idea And Deep-Fried Experiments

45:50

The Hot Dog Cart Hustle

54:20

Awkward Clips, Greasers, And Cringe Internet

1:01:40

Bit Calls, Friend Roast, And Thanksgiving At Home

1:07:40

No Hot Water Week And Survival Tactics

1:14:40

Auto Parts Store Sketch And Wiper Wisdom

1:20:52

Post-Break Burps, Mics, And Studio Funk

1:25:00

Sierra The Rapper, Tours, And Thirst

1:29:20

Expensive Liquor, Palates, And Tequila Truths

1:38:00

Black Friday Swag Bag Letdown

Transcript

SPEAKER_04 0:10

Yo with instant fat bearded legends with opinions for you. Texas laughs, no filter, no cap, poor drink, take a seat, we just talk and rap. Winston in the corner with the whiskey in his fist, Ryan yelling loud. Every topic gets dissed. Beard so thick, they can smuggle a brisket. Voices boomin' harder than a 12-minute stub kick. Grab your lone star. We ain't polite. Welcome to the show, it's a bar fight tonight. Just talking nuts, built the no rules, coach date. Two fat boys taking over the gap. Texas team, Texas beats, grab a mic and ignite. It's wins in the fine, keep it raw, keep it tight. Just talking nuts, built the no rules, coach date. Two fat boys taking over the game. Texas E, Texas Pete, grab a mic and ignite. It's Winston and Bindin, keep it raw, keep it tight. Ryan got the volume of a megaphone riot. Winston got the boots, but his liver stayed quiet. Topics jump wild like a bull in the juke. From brisket to politics, no subjects move. Barbecued stains on a microphone grip. Spit fire hotter than a jalapeno dip. Put task kings, yeah. We talked that smack. If you're looking for chill, better send it back.

SPEAKER_08 1:20

Hello. What's good with it? Welcome to I don't even know what number episode this is, but uh nine, maybe. Nine, ten, eleven, six, seven. Six, seven. Bro, would you try jalapeno dip? Yeah. I mean, it's in the song. And I'm like, I've never had jalapeno dip. You never had a uh dip with a jalapeno in it?

SPEAKER_07 1:47

No.

SPEAKER_08 1:47

I don't think so. Oh, maybe the Fritos one? Yeah, that's one. That's a jalapeno dip. Is it? When I think of jalapeno dip, I'm thinking like cream cheese. Yep, like a jalapeno popper dip. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, I used to, I want to say I used to make a good recipe one. You think that you made a good recipe one? No, I'm like, what I'm what I'm saying is like I um I think I made a good recipe once. Oh, if y'all didn't know, we're now a NASCAR podcast. That's right, Brian. A NASCAR podcast for your there they go, Brian, making a left turn. No, um, yeah, I'm thinking like uh like a cream cheese, jalapenos. That's about it. That's it. We're gonna put it in like a blender. Crockpot. I keep fucking putting my hand like this. Crockpot. And I don't like it. Look at me. Who the fuck are you doing it too? I mean, I I look at every episode. I always do this. I feel like a fucking goober. Yeah. Alright. All right. Um there it is. I uh welcome to episode nine. Or ten or or eleven. Or six. Uh either way. Cheers. Cheers, everybody. We're thankful for all of those who do um nothing. Watch and oh no, they do stuff.

Audience Shoutouts And Hat-Toss Clip

SPEAKER_09 3:14

All of those who do uh watch, like, support, and follow us and uh are with us here on this journey. Uh it's been quite fun doing this journey.

SPEAKER_08 3:24

Um I'm I'm I'm thankful for all of you three out there. Dog. I mean yeah, yeah, about three people. Yeah. Three people. Listen uh religiously. Appreciate it. That was loud, I felt like. Probably won't pick it up. Nah. I think I'll pick it up. Uh ready to start the show? Like we always do. Let's do it. You're gonna love this one.

SPEAKER_03 3:54

845, the hat tossed king. Now she's gonna try. Let's see if she can make it on her head one time. So close, but no cigar. So close, but no cigar.

SPEAKER_10 4:11

Come on.

SPEAKER_03 4:13

Let's go, let's come. We gotta go take this.

SPEAKER_10 4:16

What the fuck? It's pissed.

SPEAKER_03 4:18

Come on, you're part of my team. You can do this. You're moving your head too far under the head. 5,000 chimes. There it is. Wow. Wow, that's all kings. We hear. It took her a couple times, but she got it down. I'm gonna make her star. See if I can get it one more time for y'all. He's a proud, guys. Let's go. A four five ten. What's up? Listen.

SPEAKER_08 4:50

Listen. What you're proud about? Bro. He got so pissed. Bro, that's all that shit. She couldn't do it. He's like, so close for no cigar. So close to the cigar. So close for no cigar.

SPEAKER_10 5:02

Come on. 5,000 tries later, and then she finally got it. He's like, wow.

SPEAKER_08 5:08

Wow. That was so impressive. If you're gonna be on my team, I'm gonna need you to do better. What is this team out here doing? Uh flipping hats, obviously. Could you can you flip a hat? I fucking guess. Probably better than her. Yeah. That's a girl. That's a lady. Right. That's a ma'am. That's a queen. Right. Well. I don't know about queen. No. This is my favorite person to watch him just flip hats and shit, and it's fucking so fucking hilarious. And he like, he'll like review, review, he'll review. Review, yeah. He'll review like food that everybody's tasted before. It's like, right. Y'all ever had milk? Yeah, yeah. He's like, let me uh let me tell you how this milk tastes. And he like it flip the hat and it tastes sour. And they taste test everything in the room. So I'm thinking they're living in like a like a with somebody else. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. So they can't do everything in the kitchen. They're like, eh, you can't record in the kitchen, play boy. Like, you gotta take that to the room. Right. Go ahead. Do you remember Trevor? Yeah. Yeah, yeah. That's my guy. Oh, dude. Wonder how he's doing. I don't know. Probably tasting chocolate men. Yeah, I was about to say chocolate. I was about to say the same fucking thing. Oh. If you uh if you know, you know. That's why. A K-Y-K. What did you say? That's white. I K Y K. If I Y K.

SPEAKER_07 6:53

I Y K. Y K. You know, you know. If you're I Y K Y K. If Y R K. I Y K. I Y K F Y K.

SPEAKER_08 7:03

Are you saying J F K? If Y K. I F K.

Thanksgiving Deja Vu And Food Talk

SPEAKER_07 7:08

If you God damn it. Listen. Oh. Bro. How was your Thanksgiving? My bad. I didn't mean it.

SPEAKER_10 7:24

Oh my God. How was your Thanksgiving, man? That's the segue.

SPEAKER_08 7:28

It's been going. Oh. Oh. That was your Thanksgiving. Bro, you know we talked about my Thanksgiving last episode. No, we did it. Yes, we did. No. Because I told you that my Thanksgiving was giving. Yeah, that was before Thanksgiving, right? Nope. You said, how was your Thanksgiving? And I was like, my Thanksgiving was giving. And you said, Well, you got some head? And I went, getting some head, getting, getting some head. So yeah, we're like way past that. There's no way we're past Thanksgiving. Like we're past Thanksgiving? We are. But like, we I know. Okay. Well, my Thanksgiving, thanks for asking, was pretty good. Uh I didn't get no ahead, but um, I did eat some turkey. I didn't eat turkey. I don't like turkey.

unknown 8:17

Bro.

SPEAKER_08 8:17

Why do you just be saying lies all the time? That's what I do. I just lie and talk shit. I ate ham. I didn't eat ham. No, I didn't I did eat ham. I love ham. A little bit of pork on my fork, you know what I'm saying? That's what I always say. It was because ham sounds like man. Ham smells like man. What? Well, if I got retarded today, I'm sorry. A. No, no, no, hold on. Oh my god, I'm about to pass the fuck out. No, no, no. Oh man.

SPEAKER_09 8:53

Your fucking laugh is that cartoon dog from like the fucking 50s or 60s when they were racing the cars and he was just like that's all right.

SPEAKER_08 9:07

Uh what's your uh what's your favorite thing to eat at Thanksgiving? Uh yeah, yeah. I'm pretty sure we already just passed a burrito. What's happening? This motherfucker watching commercials during the podcast about a burrito of all things. No, no, no. Remember that dog? Right? Yeah. Oh, I'll just put it right here. We've been drinking. We've been drinking. The dude showed the camera.

SPEAKER_09 9:39

Oh, that's funny. Well, what that shit Beyonce said I've been drinking. I've been drinking. I've been drinking. What is it? Buddy, buddy, buddy, since I want you.

SPEAKER_08 9:50

Dog, I fucking love Beyonce. I'd eat Beyonce for Thanksgiving. Twice. I'd go back for leftovers. Right. Like, not actually eat her flesh, but like. No, I would eat her flesh. I would just eat her. I like dark meat. I would just eat her ass.

SPEAKER_07 10:08

I'd do that too.

SPEAKER_08 10:10

I wouldn't like cook her. Turn the tail on a donkey, you know what I mean? So now she's not saying that. Anyways, what's your favorite thing to eat at Thanksgiving? Um top five things. Are we doing this again? Every week with you. It's a goddamn countdown. Right. I like count. I like counting down. I'm like the fucking count from uh Sesame Street. Well one. Ah. Number five. Ah ah ah uh. Do you want you want to do the countdown? Um let me get on my list real quick. Bro, I know the number one thing not to eat. Cranberry.

SPEAKER_07 10:57

Well, yeah, dick also.

SPEAKER_08 10:59

Oh, no. Dick's number one. You said crank. You like you like dick better than cranberry. Yeah. No, I'm just figuring it. I'm just kidding. No, uh no. Um. You only know five things. It's like turkey. Turkey's number one, right? Deja vu. I think we did this episode already. We didn't, dog. I feel like we did. I feel like we fucking did. Bro, the last episode, all we did was talk about Dairy Queen. The last episode.

SPEAKER_09 11:37

Oh no, I'm having mad deja vu now because I remember you saying the last episode, and then I did that thing where I heard that uh that uh song.

SPEAKER_08 11:51

Yeah. Oh man, nobody's gonna watch this. We're like 10 minutes in and we're just fucking fumbling, dog. Do we need to take a piss break? No, no, no. I'm just joking, we're not fumbling. Okay, cool. Um, except for me just fucking hyperventilating in the mic. I mean, that probably wasn't great.

SPEAKER_09 12:10

Oh, you know, all this time we've been doing a drum roll, why don't I just put a drum roll on here?

SPEAKER_08 12:16

Hey, we we should also put the countdown on there too, so I don't have to say it every time. Like number.

SPEAKER_07 12:22

Yeah.

SPEAKER_08 12:22

Five. No, but I'll say it. You can record me saying it. Oh. Or you. Yeah. I'll do five, three, and one. Why do I only get two? Alright, we'll do a top six then. So everything's fair for the fairy. Yeah, because fair and fairy. Yeah, yeah. It was a it was a stretch.

SPEAKER_09 12:45

Um, all right, so top five. I really don't like the way things are sounding, I'll be honest. That's fine. Yeah. Yeah.

SPEAKER_08 12:56

Um so um top five things to eat. Hold on, let's address uh elephant in a room real quick. We're in a different room. Yeah. Yeah, actually, we should have started with that. Yeah. Run it back. Let's start over. Run it back. Are we? No. Oh, okay. No. You wanted to? Bro, you I was trying to be fair for the fairy.

SPEAKER_07 13:31

That's the part that got you?

SPEAKER_08 13:33

Oh my god. No, no, I was saying I was being fair for the fairy. Oh, I'm the fairy now. Yeah, yeah. Anyways, um, yeah, so uh we have uh moved establishments. Um it's actually in the same establishment. Um you know what the fucked up thing is. I can't spit in here. I mean, I couldn't spit, I couldn't spit out there either, but it's easier to clean up out there. Yeah, there's carpet in here. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. So you can't say wild shit while I'm drinking. That's that's on you. Yeah. Uh, you know, we saw this brick wall, and BZ was just like, you know what?

SPEAKER_09 14:12

I you know what? You know what, Winston? I sure wish I could just see something a little bit more hard when we're doing our podcast. And I think the only thing that I can see right now is just a brick wall. And so that's what we did. We c we weah, that's not fake.

SPEAKER_08 14:35

Yeah, that's real. That's a real brick, baby. On the other side of that, I might have a neighbor. I don't know. Let's find out. You can't hear. Anyways, um what? I thought I heard something. All right, so um Yeah, so tell you. Yeah, we're in a we're in a new room. Yeah, this is my office. I've got other stuff behind you guys. This is uh our first episode in the new room. That's right. That's right, Winston. That's right, Brian. We've also upgraded some equipment over here.

SPEAKER_09 15:06

Uh we might be expanding and bringing in more guests onto each episode. Or not maybe not each episode, but my bad.

SPEAKER_08 15:17

All right.

Top Five Thanksgiving Foods Begins

SPEAKER_09 15:18

So we've upgraded our equipment here to give us the capabilities to add more mics to the set. Um, and uh, we're also shifting our topics and our point of view uh to mainly categorize this instead of more of a comedy podcast into a strictly NASCAR podcast.

SPEAKER_07 15:37

No, we're not. No, we're not. No, we're not. No, we're not.

SPEAKER_08 15:43

NASCAR wouldn't have us. We're like Michael Jordan and Bubba Wallace. You know what that means. Outcasts. Can't say it. Well, I wouldn't say it. I'd never say it. Never say the word. Wouldn't say the word. It's an American word, but I wouldn't say the word. Yeah. Um, top five. Thanksgiving. It's uh top five of the week.

SPEAKER_07 16:08

You ready?

SPEAKER_08 16:10

So we have a number. We haven't even collapse.

SPEAKER_07 16:14

Let's try.

SPEAKER_08 16:16

Ooh. Number five. Almost said number one. Number five. It's me. It's always me. I don't know. Why do I go first? I don't know. You're fucking dumb. All right, number five is gonna be um stuffing or dressing.

SPEAKER_09 16:36

Yeah. Yeah, big debate on the stuffing or the dressing. Some say the stuffing is the one that gets stuffed into the turkey, and the dressing is the one that gets made on the stovetop. It's all stuffing to me.

SPEAKER_08 16:51

You stuffing deja vu? Yeah. Um, yeah, stuffing, dog. It's it's good, but it's not great. Right. I definitely do love a good stuffing. Put some gravy on it. Yeah. Yeah, absolutely. What's your number five, buddy?

SPEAKER_09 17:09

Uh, my number five, I'm gonna have to go with uh Brussels sprouts.

SPEAKER_08 17:19

People make Brussels sprouts for Thanksgiving? No, they don't. I was just trying to see if you were paying attention. I thought yours was gonna be Scooby-Doo. Well, you haven't asked me my favorite Thanksgiving movie yet. Right, you're right. You're right.

SPEAKER_09 17:32

Um but um Yeah, I'm gonna go green bean casserole. Okay.

SPEAKER_08 17:40

Okay. Yeah. I like a good I like a good um I love a good green bean casserole. Green bean casserole, yeah. With the French onions on there. Ooh. Is that your favorite kind of onion? My favorite kind of onion, like a um like sauteed or yeah. I mean you can have sauteed. No, I saw an onion. After you asked me that fucking onion bullshit, my TikTok was full of fucking onions. Oh yeah. So my favorite onion now is a uh is a uh boil bag onion. Like they do the boil bags, like the the seafood boil bags. Yeah. They're with a fucking onion, dog. And it's so it looks so good. I've never tried it, but I will. How big is the onion? Well, not like that. Pretty big onion. Okay, hell yeah. I didn't even know they could make onions that big. They actually make them bigger.

SPEAKER_07 18:40

Yeah.

SPEAKER_08 18:41

Yeah, I've seen onions this big. From where? Onions. No, from where? Like at the store? The ground. Okay. Okay.

SPEAKER_09 18:52

Yeah.

SPEAKER_08 18:53

I mean, I've mainly seen them on like cooking videos and shit. Right. And someone will just have like a big ass fucking onion. What kind of onion is it? Dude, I don't know. Uh I didn't know there was different onions for a while. Yeah, you've got white, yellow, red, sweet. I went into a sweet one. I found some sweet and like some omelets and shit. No, no, I mean for the boil. Oh, no, no, no. You'd probably want to go with like a yellow or a white.

SPEAKER_07 19:18

Yeah.

SPEAKER_08 19:19

Yeah. That's what I would think. I'm not an expert on onions, but what's the oh, you're not an expert. I was gonna ask you what the difference is.

SPEAKER_09 19:26

Uh it's mainly about the taste, you know. That's all that's all it comes down to. And, you know, certain certain onions like are better for being like caramelized or you know, just straight up grilled.

SPEAKER_08 19:39

Right. Baked. Oh, grilled onions are so good, dog. So good. Yeah.

SPEAKER_09 19:46

Especially on a steak with some mushrooms.

SPEAKER_08 19:48

Yeah, fucking uh Hannah, we went to uh sushi today. Oh yeah? And she got that oh, you were there. Oh yeah. You were there. Um And uh she got the fucking steak hibachi. Uh huh. And it came with fucking onions. She gave me a steak and an onion. Yeah, they're yeah. Uh you know, sushi places are great. Yeah. Not all of them though. No. What's your top five sushi places? No, no, let's 7-Eleven. Sumlum. Uh Harris Teeter makes it really good. Good sushi. And they look like they can make it. Yeah, they look like sushi makers. Tall hats. You gotta have the tall hat. Apron. Yeah. Apron. Yep. If you're just out there in a t-shirt. Yeah, nah. You can't be out there in a t-shirt just making sushi. I wouldn't believe that. Alright, let's get number four. Come on. Not no tradition. What if it was a t-shirt with tall hat? T-shirt, tall hat? It depends on what's on the shirt. What's on the shirt? Uh on the shirt, it says hello kitty.

SPEAKER_10 21:05

Ooh, it's probably fire.

SPEAKER_08 21:08

Oh yeah. I don't know why I said hello kitty like that, but it's hello kitty. Now, is a hello kitty in English? No, it's like the letters, the markings. Oh yeah. I don't know what to call it. Characters. Traditional. Yeah, traditional. God damn it, you made me do it. We're getting canceled. We're getting canceled. The three people that listened to us stopped. Probably when I started yelling in the mic with my laugh. All right. Number four. I'm gonna piggyback off of you. At green bean casserole.

SPEAKER_09 21:47

The green bean casserole.

Onions, Sushi, And Kitchen Bits

SPEAKER_08 21:49

So good, dog. It's creamy. It's savory. Hannah used this year, she used fucking fresh green beans. Oh yeah? I don't know what you're what normally people use. I think canned. But um the fresh green beans were fucking lit. They were like the long snacks. Yeah. Feel some good things. Oh, yeah. That shit was good as fuck. Um I had an or I have an ex who has a weird obsession with green bean casserole. Um, she would make green bean casserole like all the fucking time. There's no way, dog. Bro, like it'll be like And that's spot's number five for you. It'd be like July 5th, and she'd be like, No, green bean casserole. Don't you come home from work and she's like, I made a green bean casserole? You're like, no. You could be like this, you could be like the dude. Right. Wow. You're supposed to be on my team. Right, you're supposed to be on my team making green bean casserole. Oh, dude. I mean, like, and it wasn't a bad, it wasn't a bad green bean casserole, but like green bean casserole is like one of those things that we're like you're only gonna enjoy it like maybe once, maybe twice a year.

SPEAKER_07 23:01

What's the second time?

SPEAKER_09 23:02

Crimeal, huh?

SPEAKER_08 23:04

What cream? Oh, Chris. So basically a month apart. Yeah, yeah. Two months out of the year, they're back to back. Yeah. I love the Christmas trees just fucking flying. Um, dude. Or, or I would say Thanksgiving and New Year's. Y'all, you don't New Year's? Um I like doing a big fucking shindiggy dinner. I've never been to one of those.

SPEAKER_07 23:34

Me neither.

SPEAKER_08 23:37

A lot. A lot. I was trying to make a conversation. I I apologize. I apologize. But would it not be great to do that? Yeah, I know it would be cool as fuck to do that.

SPEAKER_07 23:49

Yeah.

SPEAKER_08 23:50

Set it up. Alright, y'all come here for New Year's.

SPEAKER_07 23:53

Wow.

SPEAKER_08 23:55

I don't like driving all the way on here. I don't like driving all the way here. It's gonna be me, Banana, Ollie, Xavier, Justin, Mark, Christian, Khalil. All right. Some other Ashley, Ashley, Jason, Owen. All right. Alright.

unknown 24:18

Yeah.

SPEAKER_08 24:18

Y'all gonna come? Can we all get on the podcast together? Bro, that'd be that'd be insane. It'd be a shit show. My son keeps messaging me. Oh, okay. About Nathan. Nothing. Okay, cool. Yeah. Um Nathan is nothing.

SPEAKER_07 24:38

Yeah.

SPEAKER_08 24:39

I didn't know you didn't like Nathan that much.

SPEAKER_07 24:41

Yeah.

SPEAKER_08 24:42

Except for Nathan's hot dogs. Big fan. Oh, yeah. Um, did I ever is Nathan's hot dogs? Did I ever tell you about the time that my dad bought me a hot dog cart?

SPEAKER_07 24:53

No.

SPEAKER_08 24:55

Alright. Hear me out. You grew up rich.

unknown 24:59

Yeah.

SPEAKER_08 24:59

And you can say no. Oh, you say yeah, okay. Yeah. You got bought. Yeah. You had you had fucking paintball in the woods with fucking trapdoors. You had four-wheelers. You fucking uh wrecked your truck into a ditch. No, it wasn't wrecked my truck into a ditch. I love that your dad never found out about it. And so you said it on the podcast. He knows now. Well, I mean, if we keep bringing it up, yeah, maybe he might skip that episode. So thanks.

SPEAKER_10 25:24

I'm bringing it up every week now.

SPEAKER_08 25:26

But I didn't wreck my truck. A big cookie. He was wrecking his truck. I wasn't wrecking it. I backed out of a neighborhood and I went into a ditch and it was teeter-tottering. And you don't remember how you got it out? I really don't remember, dude. Like I've thought about it like multiple times. And like I carry me. Maybe it never happened. Might have been a dream. Maybe it was a dream.

SPEAKER_09 25:46

Like nothing, nothing got damaged on the truck. It was just like, I remember just like going into it, and I was just like, I can't get out.

SPEAKER_08 25:52

Could you imagine if you were as big as you are now? Truck would have flipped.

SPEAKER_10 25:59

Could you imagine if me and you were both in the truck? We couldn't have it.

SPEAKER_08 26:03

No, we couldn't get out. Because if one of us got out, that bitch would have flipped the other way. Right. We probably could have got it. To be honest, if it was both of us with our weight, we could have pushed it out of there. Yeah. We're fat, but we're strong. Yeah. This is all muscle, to be honest. I have a one-pack. Talk about two puck.

SPEAKER_09 26:26

I got one puck.

SPEAKER_08 26:27

Tell me about your fucking hot dog cart. Uh, we'll save it for uh after our top five. All right, Betty, Betty, Betty, Betty. All right. Betty White. All right, number four. Your turn. What? I said Grimbean hasserole. I hate that you don't know how to do a fucking top five. We should be able to do a number five. Talk about a whole bunch of shit. Talk about a whole bunch of shit. Number five. I forget that I go first. I forget. I forget. Yeah, that's exactly what just happened to me. You forgot. Every week you forget that we every week you forget that I didn't. Number five. All right. Five, five, five. All right, go. Number four is. I said green bean capital to rear to relieve your memory. Yeah, I remember that. All right.

SPEAKER_09 27:16

Um my number five is gonna be um oh, number four. This is number four.

SPEAKER_08 27:29

Uh uh, this is gonna be a throwaway episode. Number four, that changes everything. Right. Um about to pick a different number five. He just lied about his fucking order. He's just picking food. Uh I'm gonna go with uh crab legs. No. What? That's not a Thanksgiving food. All right. Pick a traditional Thanksgiving food. Alright, well, what are those? You've got corn. Corn? Yeah. I don't think I've ever had corn. Uh asparagus. Nope. Oh, sweet potato casserole. Sweet potato casserole. Is that a thing? You don't know what sweet potato casserole is? Never heard of it. Bro, it's the fucking. Is it like sweet potato pie? Is it like yams? No. Sweet potato casserole. Why do people love a casserole?

SPEAKER_09 28:33

Hey, Johnny, pull up sweet potato casserole made by a crackhead.

Green Bean Casserole And Holiday Meals

SPEAKER_08 28:39

Made by Oh, uh. Old girl that said that was hey, hey, Winston. When you said crackhead, all I thought about was old girl that was talking shit about you on Facebook for no fucking reason.

SPEAKER_10 28:52

Oh my god. Now we talking about you.

SPEAKER_08 28:54

Now we talking about you, dumb bitch. Oh, I wouldn't have said that. Oh. Dumb. Good job. Thank you. No, but that shit was like so fucking stupid.

SPEAKER_07 29:04

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_08 29:06

That's why I think you dumb. Me? No, not you. Oh. Show me this green bean cast. I meant uh sweet potato casserole. But this fucking it's the same thing as yams. No, it's got the marshmallows on top. That's toast. Yams have fucking marshmallows. I don't, I gotta ask Hannah. I gotta ask. I'm gonna text Hannah.

SPEAKER_09 29:27

Yams have you do it. Do yams have marshmallows?

SPEAKER_08 29:39

Yes.

SPEAKER_09 29:40

Okay, yep. Yeah.

SPEAKER_08 29:41

Okay, well, I grew up with it being called sweet potato casserole. Okay. You could have just said sweet potatoes. I know what that was. Yeah, but I'm talking about the casserole. What makes it a what's in the casserole dish? That's it. Uh I'll fucking shit in the casserole dish and it'll be a shit casserole, right? It wouldn't. It's dumb. You gotta cook it. Could you imagine that smell? Speaking of cooking. Hold on, let's finish. Let's I we'll come back to cooking. Let's finish this. Let's finish this, all right? Oh shit. Number three. Yeah. Uh I hate the fucking number three. I'm going um Thanksgiving meat. I know it sounds horrible, but turkey slash ham. No, it's gonna be one or the other. No turkey's turkey, ham is ham. No, no, no, no, because some people eat turkey, some people eat ham. Okay, no, you're really fucking me on my top three right now. All right, ham. Okay, cool. Ham. Because I don't eat turkey. Turkey's dry. I had a pretty moist turkey. That shit was wet as fuck. Would you fucking drown it in water? No. I don't know. No, Hannah making a pretty good turkey, but I just I can't do turkey, man. I've never you just need a good turkey. No, I've no, I've had I've had good turkey. You've had a wet turkey? Yeah, I've had all of it, man.

SPEAKER_09 31:11

Bro, I've seen these videos where these dudes like smoke this turkey, but like they're shoving sticks of butter in under the skin of the chest, and like when it's done, breast is big as fuck.

SPEAKER_08 31:24

I'm talking about big old yiddies, you know what I'm saying? Bro, I've had smoked, deep fried, baked, all that shit. You ever had poached? Poached? Nah, can't say that I have. I've never had a poached turkey. What about bold? Number three. Easy baked. Huh? Easy baked. That's your number three? No, no, no. I was asking. I was back at the turkey thing, but. Oh, easy baked? I don't know what that means. You know what? The easy bake oven? Dog. Hey, listen. I saw an easy bake oven the other day. I wanted to buy it for Ollie. Yeah. I wanted one growing up so bad. Yeah. But us growing up, here's the difference. Us growing up, fucking parents wouldn't buy us the easy bake oven. That's for girls. It's dumb. It's the dumbest shit I've ever heard. I want to cook brownies. I like brownies. Brownies are dope. Never got one. Damn. I might buy myself one this year. You should. Mary Crippus. Happy Chrysler. Happy Chrysler. Um I say uh my number three is gonna be ham.

SPEAKER_10 32:37

Okay.

unknown 32:38

Yeah.

SPEAKER_08 32:38

Hell yeah. It's not very often that we're number three together. I thought yours was turkey. Mine was ham. Okay, cool. Turkey's not on my list. That's what's up. Number two. Number two. We can do it together. That's fine. Oh shit. Number two, um yams. Yams. Yams. With marshmallows. Absolutely. Okay. Love yams. When we were doing leftovers, my first question was we got yams left. Love some fucking yams. Love yams. Yams is also another way of saying pussy.

SPEAKER_09 33:27

Yeah. Yeah. It is.

SPEAKER_08 33:29

Let me get them yams. Let me get them yams.

SPEAKER_09 33:34

Mine number two. Okay. It's gonna be toying.

SPEAKER_07 33:37

Turkey. Okay.

SPEAKER_09 33:38

I'm gonna have me a good toykin. Um, I remember one year my dad uh tried to smoke one and it was bad. It came, it came out really dry. And uh the flavor was good, but it was just really dry. Um I think it was like him and my brother or something. I can't remember.

SPEAKER_08 33:54

Right. The brother probably fucked it up, to be honest. Right. Big cookie looks like he can cook.

SPEAKER_09 33:59

Yeah.

SPEAKER_08 34:01

I was just a joke. I was just joking. Um but uh yeah, my mom did something with the turkey this year, and like it was juicy as fuck, dude. Like the brother wasn't there. Right.

SPEAKER_07 34:15

Yeah.

SPEAKER_08 34:22

Number one.

SPEAKER_09 34:24

One, one, one.

SPEAKER_08 34:26

Bro, number one, all time, legendary, original, OG, one of the best things at Thanksgiving. Pumpkin pie.

SPEAKER_09 34:39

Oh yeah. See, I wasn't even thinking about these things.

SPEAKER_08 34:44

I was thinking about like the main dog is Thanksgiving, baby. Yeah, you can't have Thanksgiving without pumpkin fucking pie. Fuck. Yeah, doggy. Bro, this whole time I've been thinking about like the main course and not the desserts. Dog, I was I was teeter-tottering mac and cheese. Oh, yeah, I forgot about pumpkin pie. Right. But mac and cheese is good, but I think stuffing's a little bit over it. Pumpkin pie is definitely number one.

SPEAKER_09 35:10

Dude, uh, this changes everything because my number one was gonna be filet mignon, but now I think it's gonna have to be apple pie, baby.

Venison, Mac And Cheese, Pumpkin Pie

SPEAKER_08 35:19

Filet mignon is hilarious. Well, that's what we had last year. Because I said traditional. Well, that's what we had last year for thank you. Do you think the pilgrims had filet mignon? Actually, yes. They didn't. It's a just a cut of beef. Yeah, they didn't have fucking beef. What are you talking about? That's a cow. They had cows. The cow didn't have cows. They had cows. There were cows here. They had cows. How now brown cow was here? Winston. Winston. When the fucking settlers came over for the for the first Thanksgiving, yeah. They came off the Mayflower. They fucking beat up the Indians. Mm-hmm. And they were like, it's our land now. This land is my land. Right. This land ain't your land. Let's have Thanksgiving to commemorate this. The settlers didn't have cows. Nor did the Native Americans. I bet they did. Look it up. Hey, Siri. Don't do that. Just look it up regular. Just type it. Nobody wants to hear you saying everybody's phone's going off right now and shit, because you're talking about some goddamn syrup.

SPEAKER_09 36:30

I just want to see if it'll pull it up for me.

SPEAKER_08 36:33

Type in Did Native Americans have cows?

SPEAKER_09 36:37

When did the first cows arrive?

SPEAKER_08 36:40

No, ask this. Say, no, don't say that. Arrive. Say, did they have beef at the first Thanksgiving?

SPEAKER_09 36:47

Cows first arrived in the Americas with Christopher Columbus's second exposure.

SPEAKER_08 36:52

Who the fuck is Christopher? Who's Christopher? Christopher Columbus. Christopher Columbus. To the Caribbean. To the care. He did stay going to the wrong places. 1493. Look up the thing that I said to look up, you fucking weirdo. When were cows first here? That is wild that there wasn't a cow originally here. Somebody had to bring one here. Were there native cows in America? What do you what does that mean? Dude. Look up, did they have beef? No. Domestic cows are not native to America. Awesome. Look up, did they have beef at the first Thanksgiving? Was it not gonna be right?

SPEAKER_09 37:42

Thanks. Thanksgiving number one menu.

Cooking Segment Idea And Deep-Fried Experiments

SPEAKER_08 37:50

You said the number one menu. That's just like pumpkin pie, baby. Because I'm sure pumpkin pie wasn't one of it either. It was like corn. I was just trying to look up the menu for the very first Thanksgiving. Corn, turkey, motherfucking um, probably about some grass. They didn't have much. Menu for the first thanks. Saying menu is wild. Could you imagine them sitting there and they're like venison? Yeah, yeah, that makes sense. Wild fowl. That makes sense. Seafood. Okay. Corn. Yeah. Squash. Okay. Beans. Uh-huh. Native nuts. And cheeseburgers. No, it says ducks, goose, perhaps turkey. Yeah. So what's your number one? I'm gonna go with deer. Oh. Have you ever had like a deer stew? No, but I had some um deer burgers and deer nuggets. Deer jerky. Oh yeah, deer jerky. Yas, bitch. Yas. Bro. Clip that. It's been 40 minutes. I'm only half a drink in. Right. Chug, chug, chug, chug. Do something crazy. Do something crazy. Chug, chug, chug, chug. Hey, um. Throw that ass in a circle. What was I talking about? Oh, cooking. Hot dog cart. Alright, you want to do hot dog cart, then cooking? Don't really matter. Alright. Let me tell y'all something. Because we still don't know about the hot the cooking thing. Oh, I know. I could feel it when it was happening. It was fun. But I knew it won't be entertaining. I can feel it coming in the night. Me and this guy right here. Oh no. We try to do a cooking show, like a cooking, like a like a little side project. A little segment. A little cooking segment. Not good. We cooked good. Um he cooked good. Um I think we should make it into like a little five-minute segment and just fucking just throw it out there. Yeah. It don't have to be an episode, nothing like that. Just two fat dudes cooking in the kitchen. Yeah. Two fat dudes cooking in the kitchen. Two fat dudes cooking in the kitchen. Two fat dudes cooking in the kitchen.

SPEAKER_09 40:26

Two fat dudes cooking in the kitchen.

SPEAKER_01 40:33

The light.

SPEAKER_08 40:35

Oh hot dog cart. Oh, yeah. By the way, we cooked uh pickles, deep fried pickle with cheese inside of it, and uh pizza pizza bites. Yeah. Tell me about this hot dog cart so I can drink.

SPEAKER_09 40:52

So the uh one year my dad got me a hot dog cart. Like a one that you pull behind a vehicle and you set up somewhere, and you've got all your things to make hot dogs and serve the hot dogs. Right.

SPEAKER_08 41:12

With all the sides and the stuff. Right. And we got a license through a bar and grill. You had to do that. Okay. Um, but it was called W Dogs. For Winston. You know it. Uh, they're slinging my dogs. This is the first time I've heard about this. This is insane to me.

SPEAKER_09 41:31

Yeah, dude. I've got pictures of it somewhere. I don't know if I'll be able to put them up because I don't know where they are. But yeah, there's a few pictures somewhere of me with my hot dog cart. Actually, I think I might have a physical copy uh in one of my binders in the closet. I might be able to show you when we're done.

SPEAKER_08 41:46

Not the physical copy. Yeah, a physical copy.

SPEAKER_09 41:49

But uh, we would do it for like uh we would set it up for like fundraisers and things like that. And uh at the time my mom was um I can't wait to hear how you fuck this up.

SPEAKER_08 42:02

Can't wait to you had to, you don't have the hot dog cart anymore. I can't wait to hear. No, no, no.

SPEAKER_09 42:08

We didn't fuck it up, but uh um my mom was uh working in the advertising department for a local newspaper, and one of her collateral duties, I think it was, was to like set up and sell slots and for vendors and whatnot at these uh shows at the convention centers and whatnot. So there'd be like a home and garden expo, there'd be a bridal expo, things like that. And uh what we started doing was we started having me go out there and being one of the food vendors. And so I'd go out there and I'd fucking sling my fucking dogs. How old were you? Uh I was about 14, 15 years old.

SPEAKER_08 42:52

Shit. I didn't have a license, and this was before my first job. Okay. Before Dairy Queen? Yeah, before Dairy Queen. You weren't throwing those hot dogs on the roof. I was not. But no, it was big cookie would have fucking smacked the shit out of you and started throwing a hot dog somewhere. Right. The only thing that sucked about that thing was uh having to clean it up after the show. Right. Like we'd be up there, we'd be in the uh we'd have it in the grass next to the garage after we'd get there and we'd just be cleaning everything for like it felt like hours. Right. After you've been on your feet all day selling dogs, you're like, man, I just like selling the dogs. I don't like cleaning it. But uh should have hired somebody to do that shit.

SPEAKER_09 43:28

Yeah, probably could have hired one of the younger neighborhood kids to do it, but then it probably wouldn't have been like up to standard, up to code. Right. Health inspector comes around, shuts me down, uh stop drop, shut them down, close shop.

SPEAKER_08 43:44

But um R A BMX.

SPEAKER_09 43:48

Uh but uh no dude, it was really fun. Uh I think it gave me a lot of experience and uh wieners. Yep, a lot of experience with wieners, and I don't know, just customer service and just like having a good attitude all around.

The Hot Dog Cart Hustle

SPEAKER_08 44:04

That didn't stick. It did. You'd be pissed all the time. I'm Hannah literally just talked about like everything's fine with you, everything's always happy. Also, also, you get pissed. I literally watched you take a phone call and just be fucking enamored with hostility. You wouldn't even look me in my eyes because you knew you were mad. You well, who was I who was I talking to? Well, you can't say it out loud. Oh I wasn't pissed. I was just like, this is about to be dumb. I could see in your face you're pissed. Your face got real red in the cheeks. Yeah, either that or it was warm in there. Right next next to the hibachi grill. What um why did the hot dog start? I'm gonna stop. Fuck up. I can never talk. Why'd the hot dogs start? How come you stopped doing the hot dog cart? Uh I don't remember why we stopped doing it. I think uh I know you wrecked the fucking truck, don't know how you got it got it out. Yeah, you know, sometimes the brain just blocks out lots of sections of life. Right. And yours is hot dog carts and fucking trucks. Mine is fucking. I don't want to talk about it. Yeah. Um, but uh no, I I want to say we stopped after my mom left the newspaper to come work for my dad. And so like she wasn't able to get you in. Right. Yeah. So privilege. I mean, I'm pretty sure we still paid for it. That doesn't matter. Paid for the slot. Yeah, it's still privilege. Okay. Would you have gotten the slots if she wasn't in the newspaper? Obviously not because you stopped doing it because No, I just think we just did it to do like sell the slot. It's not your fault. You were 14. Okay. Well, I don't know. If we would have gave it to an African American No, just kidding.

SPEAKER_07 46:12

Just kidding.

SPEAKER_08 46:13

Uh that's dope though. It was really cool. W Dogs. No, just eating unfiltered. Just eating wiener. Ooh. Name of your porno. I'd be just eating shrimp. Oh man. Have you heard from shrimp lately? Not really. So yes. You know what, Winston? They didn't deserve your shrimp. I know shrimp is expensive.

SPEAKER_07 46:51

Shrimp is expensive.

SPEAKER_08 46:58

Yeah. Um the fuck were we talking about? Your hot dog boat. I mean hot dog truck, a hot dog trailer. Well, we finished that, right? Yeah. You wanna see a video? Yeah. I got something teed up. Tee'd up? What the fuck is this? Door will be okay.

SPEAKER_09 47:25

Hold on, play that.

SPEAKER_08 47:33

Oh my god. Play that on a fucking gun. I can't. How do I do it again?

SPEAKER_02 47:39

I saw the line who slides.

SPEAKER_08 47:43

Don't worry, I'll be okay.

SPEAKER_10 47:48

Bro, listen. I go through my TikTok and I find the most awkward shit.

SPEAKER_08 47:52

I'm like, this'll be great of a podcast. Oh. Bro. Hang on. I gotta I gotta rewind this a little bit because I see what he says now. Don't worry, I'll be okay.

SPEAKER_09 48:06

Right. I thought he was talking to the door, and the door said, door, I'll be okay.

SPEAKER_08 48:18

Oh, that's funny. I hate people. No, yeah, me too. Awkward ass people make me fucking want to bash my head into a wall. Bro, I follow this one guy on Instagram and he's- Is it the dude that like pretends like he's like, you see this? He's a greaser. The Marines gave me this. Yeah, I showed you that guy. Yeah. Yeah, I would hate him. Oh no. It's this other guy, and he he's like Tony the Greaser or something like that. Tony the Greaser. And bro, he dresses like he's in the 50s, like with the fucking Grease shit, and he just always.

SPEAKER_09 48:58

Oh my god, dude. It's fucking terrible. It's awkward as fuck.

SPEAKER_08 49:02

It's I'll I'll find an I'll find a video. Okay. I've never um the only person that I thought was a uh greaser was um the only person that I thought was a greaser was um remember that shit? He had the fucking cigarettes in his front pocket and shit. That shit was hilarious. Right. Him and Weepy. Can't go an episode without Weepy. Right. We should have him as a guest. He can whittle fucking anal plugs for us. Well, not for us. Not for us, but uh you know.

SPEAKER_06 49:47

What's up, Captain Jones? This is my message all that you're talking about.

SPEAKER_08 49:49

I've seen this dude before.

SPEAKER_06 49:50

We need to reach deep down and figure out what that is because I'm so talking if you don't think people.

SPEAKER_08 49:54

You gotta post it right here.

SPEAKER_09 49:57

I gotta find one that really just sets the tone of this guy.

SPEAKER_08 50:01

Right. What is like dating a greaser part six? Well, the fuck does that even mean? I need the first five. How would I know then? How would I know how it is to date a greaser if I don't have the first five? Well, there's there's part five right there. What about one through three? Uh-huh. Through four. He goes out public like that. Listen, one thing I will say, you just fucking jumping back then, though. Yeah. Well, one thing could you imagine pulling up in your fucking whatever it was that they pulled up in? Old Thunderbirds.

SPEAKER_09 50:44

Well, that's what he has. He has like a 56 Thunderbird, I think he said. Right. Um, dude, he uh one thing that uh he did say that stuck out with me was that uh back then a lot of the greasers would have their belt buckles on their side. Why? Why, you ask? Because when they'd be leaning over the car or in the engine bay, the buckle wouldn't fuck up the paint.

SPEAKER_08 51:10

Oh, okay. Yeah, makes sense, don't it? Yeah. Yeah. They motherfuckers did fuck with cars a lot. Yeah. That's why Grease is that why they're called greasers? They just got the the oil from the fucking I'm gonna be honest. Oil pan? I don't know. Grease their hair. Because I watched the movie Grease and Siri. They didn't work on one car. Stop, man. I love them calling out the Siri. You don't have to. It's okay. Just type it. A Siri. I'll go to the next bit. Stop. You're making mine go off. Is a greaser called a greaser? Talk on the mic.

SPEAKER_09 51:48

The word greaser was used as a derogatory term for Mexican and the night. Oh shit.

SPEAKER_08 51:54

Good job. Hell yeah. Hell yeah. Great. We're learning here just talking about. Oh man, that's good.

SPEAKER_09 52:01

It is speculated that the word originated in the 19th century in the United States is a derogatory label for poor laborers, specifically those of Italian, Greek, or Mexican descent. We need more information.

SPEAKER_10 52:16

Winston's on here just doing racial slurs. That's insane.

SPEAKER_08 52:20

Well, that that guy's that that guy looks super white. Tony. Yeah, but yeah, but Tony's definitely an Italian name. Winston's on here and does. I can't wait until we go to like a Mexican restaurant. He's like, look at Audi. You just want to go to another video?

SPEAKER_09 52:47

The greasing of axles of wagons. They also greased animal hides that were taken to California where Mexicans look bro.

SPEAKER_07 52:58

Just quit while you're ahead.

SPEAKER_10 53:00

Quit.

SPEAKER_08 53:01

Loaded them onto clipper ships. I'll play another video. I don't even know what I have teed up. Um the term was actually incorporated into early California statute, the Greaser Act. I know. I know. What's it? Just quit while you're at. Let me. What about the movie Grease? They were all Italian.

SPEAKER_09 53:26

Oh, fuck.

SPEAKER_08 53:30

Also, Grease wasn't a great movie, was it? I've never seen it. I'll just go play into something.

SPEAKER_01 53:38

Let's see. I'll fucking wreck you right now, piece of shit. Fuck you. Fucking hate you. Fucking hate you so much. You outside right now? Yeah, I'll fucking slap you up, little slut. Fuck you. Fuck you. Yeah, you can't even say anything back to me because you're outside. Yeah, fuck you. Ha ha. Hold on, hold on. I'm hearing a little bitch right now. What the fuck are you talking about, dumb bitch? Shut your fucking face, pussy. Yeah, what are you gonna do? You're gonna do fucking jack shit, bitch. Alright, what's going on, bro? You good?

SPEAKER_07 54:11

Bro, that's literally us.

SPEAKER_10 54:13

Right. I'll call him.

SPEAKER_08 54:21

And that's exactly what happens. He doesn't answer. Oh, I was waiting for a few more rings. I was getting ready. I'm not doing this anymore. That shit hurts my fucking mouth to do. I got a little tooth falling out. I got a little sore. Uh I didn't know. Herpes. No. Herpes isn't everywhere. Herpy derpy. No, I bit my lip and it hurts. I'll do it. I'll do it one more fucking ring. And you better fucking answer. Or I'll never call you again. Okay. Bring.

SPEAKER_09 54:51

Hello?

SPEAKER_08 54:53

What up, pussy licker?

SPEAKER_09 54:54

Why you gotta call me that?

SPEAKER_08 54:56

You know, you a bitch.

SPEAKER_09 54:57

Shut the fuck up.

SPEAKER_08 54:58

Right. That's that's our conversations. Yeah. It's pretty much like that. And it's just us talking shit and him going, what the fuck, bro? What the fuck, dude? Yeah. I just woke up. It's 6.07. What did I say earlier? Oh, when you were fucking, you were fucking twisting.

SPEAKER_02 55:13

Yeah.

SPEAKER_08 55:14

I always do this. Anytime you see me open up a can, I always wipe it right here and wipe it right here. I thought he was trying to twist the top off, and I was like, don't do that. And he was like, nah, I've been doing this since I was a kid. I was like, you were drinking since you were a kid? He was like, what the fuck, bro? Yeah. I mean, friends fucking. Friends. Friends be busting each other's balls. Well, we never did that. We be busting and balling. I don't bust balls. I bust nuts. You know what I'm saying? That's right. That's right. But um, we did Thanksgiving at our house this year. How was that? It was dope. I mean, I didn't do anything. Hannah cooked a whole bunch a whole bunch of fucking food. And I sat and watched football. Oh yeah. Not because I'm a piece of shit, but I'm just don't cook. Right. As you'll see. And the cooking videos.

SPEAKER_09 56:17

Yeah. Yeah. The cooking video was uh it's gonna be a fun little bit.

SPEAKER_08 56:21

The second one was good. That shit was bomb as fuck. Like Xavier said that shit was good.

SPEAKER_09 56:26

Yeah. Uh my my uh pickles definitely turn out a little bit better because I did the egg wash, batter, egg wash, chip, and you just did egg wash, batter, chip.

SPEAKER_08 56:36

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I should have datter, egg wash, batter, egg wash, batter, egg wash, chip.

SPEAKER_07 56:43

Mm-hmm. Yeah.

SPEAKER_10 56:47

What is um what is life?

SPEAKER_08 56:54

Oh fuck. No. Um, I don't know. What else has been on? Dude, um, I haven't had hot water in a week. Yeah. No, that's fucking, yeah, that's insane to not have hot water. I can't believe that you haven't showered in a week, and that's fucking insane to me. No, I have showered. Oh. It's been miserable. Cold showers? Yeah. I'm I'm talking, dude, I'm talking about. You thought shrimp was there?

SPEAKER_07 57:21

Right. That's just that shit, that's a Harry Potter shit. No, no, that's it.

SPEAKER_09 57:26

That's the also. That shit was like top gun. That shit was inverted.

SPEAKER_07 57:30

Invert.

SPEAKER_08 57:33

I um I didn't talk to her, but it was this girl that had inverted nipples, right? So you had to blow into them? No, no. They just they never stuck out. They never stuck out, and I was like, I bet you I can make them hard. They're inverted. I'm fucking stupid. She's like, just fucking suck on them if you want to. No, so that's it.

unknown 57:56

So they're not.

SPEAKER_08 57:56

I mean, that was the goal. Hold on, so they got hard inside? I don't know how they felt. It was like having a pasty on. Well, no, that's a that's a little too rough, but the boobs were nice. Oh yeah. Yeah, brown boobs. Oh, yeah. To be exact. If she ever listens to this, I hope she doesn't. Oh. Um, anyways, yeah, no hot water. Yeah, dude. Um, no hot water.

SPEAKER_09 58:27

So like my mornings have been miserable. I always shower in the morning before I go to work. And uh dude, I I I literally will stand there for like 20 minutes just staring at this cold water because I I took my uh meat thermometer to it.

SPEAKER_08 58:59

Meat thermometer is hilarious. Go ahead. But I took my meat thermometer to the to the water, right?

SPEAKER_09 59:07

And that shit was at like 49 degrees. And I have a job where I work outside.

SPEAKER_07 59:14

Fuck that.

SPEAKER_08 59:15

And it was especially terrible Tuesday. You wanna call out? You want to call out the people that own this building? No. Okay. But uh let me call. Oh, let's call Wavy TV 10. Uh, what was that? Uh what was that uh what's that one girl that was that went around?

SPEAKER_10 59:40

You sound like me. You sound like me. What's the where the who is the one girl that did the thing?

SPEAKER_09 59:48

No, uh was it Yolanda? But she like pulled up to the scene of a fire and she was like, uh this is so-and-so wavy tin.

SPEAKER_08 59:58

The fire is full. Fully inflamed. No, those people be wild as shit because they'd be pulling up the shit and they'd be like, What do you think about what's going on?

SPEAKER_07 1:00:07

And they're like, I'm a firefighter, and there is a fire behind me. I don't have time to talk to you about the things about the fire.

SPEAKER_08 1:00:15

Right.

SPEAKER_09 1:00:17

Um, but no, uh, through Tuesday, fucking all day outside. It was cold, it was wet. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I was soaked, and I wanted nothing more than to come home and take a hot shower.

SPEAKER_08 1:00:32

You know what I couldn't do?

SPEAKER_07 1:00:34

Yeah. No, you couldn't.

SPEAKER_08 1:00:36

Get hard. Yeah, because you were in cold water. Inverted. Bro, you know. No, but I couldn't. You know what you could do? You could like boil some water and just pour it over top of you. Thought about that. You'd be like, hot, cold. Right. That that you know what that's like?

SPEAKER_09 1:00:54

That's like having apple pie heated up with some ice cream on top.

Bit Calls, Friend Roast, And Thanksgiving At Home

SPEAKER_08 1:01:03

I hate the way you talk sometimes. Why? Because you just say shit that makes me want to fucking yell at you. Apple pie heated up. Yeah, saying it like that. Ice cream on top. Yeah. Why do you I don't understand why you're saying hot cold, baby. Yeah, it's kind of like um hot fudge. Hot fudge. Yeah, hot fudge on the ice cream. That shit melted just enough, and you fucking Yeah. Same thing with some apple pie heated up and some ice cream on top. So it'd be the same thing as boiling water and water. Right. Yeah. Yeah, that would suck. I I think I've I've once had where there was no hot water and um it sucked. This is the second time this year. Yeah.

SPEAKER_09 1:02:05

The last time was in June, but it wasn't that bad because like it was hot as fuck outside. So you get home and you're like, oh, this is nice.

SPEAKER_08 1:02:13

Yeah. But like now, when everything's fucking frosting and snowing, you're just like, it's funny that the Halloween episode we were bitching about how hot it was. Oh yeah. No, it's it snowed today. Well, I don't know if it snowed here, but No. It didn't snow here. Did you get your two hour delay? No. Did I have a two-hour delay? Yeah. Oh, you were delayed two hours? Yeah, dude. I was trying to figure out the hot water situation.

SPEAKER_07 1:02:40

Yeah, I don't believe it. Yeah.

SPEAKER_08 1:02:41

Yeah.

SPEAKER_09 1:02:42

And uh I was told that it was gonna be fixed today. Was it?

SPEAKER_08 1:02:47

It was not well, I know I won't be taking a shower here tomorrow. Yeah, dude, it fucking sucks. This is like um You wanna come take a shower at my house? I mean, uh for some reason the water was a little bit warmer.

SPEAKER_07 1:03:02

Right.

SPEAKER_09 1:03:03

Like when I took a shower earlier, it was like somebody like put you know those lamps that they use for lizards and shit. Yeah, yeah. So they put those on top of the pipes and it was just like a little warm, you know what I'm saying?

SPEAKER_08 1:03:18

On top of the pipes. Oh, pipes. Jesus Christ. So like as the water passed through the pipe, it was just like getting a little bit of heat. I thought you said the pops. That wouldn't make any sense. It wouldn't. No, it wouldn't. I agree. I'm not stupid. No, I'm not saying that. Yeah, I'm not either. Yeah. All right, let's see what else we got.

SPEAKER_06 1:03:43

Looking for spark plugs for my Ram 2500. Gas or diesel? Well, I need spark plugs, so I hope it's gas. Do you have a 33 millimeter socket?

SPEAKER_03 1:03:53

We have uh a half inch socket. Will that work?

SPEAKER_06 1:03:57

I doubt it. Hey, how much is this air filter?$79. What? It's 19 bucks on Amazon. Yeah, we don't price match Amazon, sorry. You need help finding anything? Yeah, I need 0 W20 oil. We have 5W30 high mileage oil, will that work? No. Hey, I need a front axle for a 2016 BMW 440? Is that a two-wheel drive or four-wheel drive? Well, I need a front axle, so I hope it's four-wheel drive. Why is everything so dusty in here? The website says you have it in stock. Yeah, it's in the system, but not in the building. Do you have a carb cleaner? What's the make and model?

SPEAKER_07 1:04:35

What the fuck?

SPEAKER_08 1:04:43

Bro, going to the auto park store is like that. Yeah, dude, it really is. I know that was AI. Yeah. But 100% is like that. Bro, I love it when you're like getting something obsolete that's universal for every vehicle, and they're just like, what's the year making model? Yeah. Fucking scan the bitch. Yeah, let me get a I need this windshield wiper. Uh, year make a mile. Year make a mile. Mile. Model. Model. Yeah. You'd be like, and they're like, it'll fit. You're like, I know. Yeah, the fucking internet told me it would. Yeah. Or I mean they all just go off of length. So like that's all you really need to know. Bro. Yeah, I didn't know that was a thing until like two days ago. What? With windshield wipers. Yeah, it's just based off of length. Yeah, I didn't know that. Yeah. I thought it was like I needed a a certain one. No. This is length. Yeah. Who knew? I know.

SPEAKER_09 1:05:42

I think it's time for me to get new windshield wipers. I've had these ones for about a year.

SPEAKER_08 1:05:49

I need new ones for the big truck. Oh, yeah, the big truck. I got I was a little nervous because they said it was gonna snow. Yeah. But then like um It didn't. Yeah, not really. Like it snowed a little bit out west, but um, nothing for me. I just saw rain. But I was a little nervous because I was like, fuck, man, these these windshield wipers are a year old. I'm using like the Rain X ones. They're really fucking nice. They're really good. But um, yeah, it's time to change. I went up there and fucking Windexed everything down on my windshield. Right. And I popped up the windshield wiper and I was like, not good. Yeah. All those noises actually happened. All every single one? Yeah. Sounds like you have more than just a windshield wiper issue.

SPEAKER_07 1:06:38

Yeah, mostly.

SPEAKER_08 1:06:41

Well, that was my stomach. Yeah. Okay. Wasn't happy with the situation. Uh I gotta take a piss, dude. Yeah, dude, let's take a piss. All right. Together at the same time. Forever.

SPEAKER_09 1:06:53

Cross streams. Cost streams, baby. Go.

No Hot Water Week And Survival Tactics

SPEAKER_08 1:06:57

Press the button. That's right, everybody. We're all pissed up and ready to go. Pissed up and pissed off. Bro. Yeah. So we had sushi earlier.

SPEAKER_07 1:07:44

Yeah.

SPEAKER_08 1:07:45

We did.

SPEAKER_09 1:07:46

And uh, there's been a couple times that I've burped into this fucking mic, and like it has gone into the mic. Right. And it just lingered, and it's been really bad.

SPEAKER_07 1:07:56

Ugh.

SPEAKER_08 1:07:56

And it will like slowly radiate out for like 30 seconds. I'm just like, uh-huh. Yep. It's fucking right. And like it's not normally like that. So um maybe no sushi before uh podcast days anymore. When I used to uh do crack, no, no, I did do that, but no, uh, me and my homeboy used to rap. Right. And we had like a pop filter. Yeah. And I would fucking smell it, and I'm like, because it's got everybody's breath on that shit. Disgusting, dog. You gotta take your own pop filter. You gotta take your own pop filter. I guess so, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Pull that shit out of your pocket. Yeah. Pocket pop filter. For sure. I got another video for you.

unknown 1:08:48

Oh.

SPEAKER_07 1:09:02

So I'm gonna be honest.

SPEAKER_08 1:09:04

Right? Uh-huh. I don't normally like white trash. I love her. She's hot so fucking much. She's hot. I love everything about her. I don't care about anything that she may have or may not have going on in her life. I don't know what that means. Um, I don't she doesn't look like she does drugs, but she looks like she comes from drugs. Yeah, yeah. We all come from drugs, baby. Drug gang. Gang gang. That's right. But no, I I would I mm. Mm-mm. I would give her a seafood dinner for three. Maybe set it up.

unknown 1:09:42

Yeah.

SPEAKER_08 1:09:42

Yeah. Uh, dude, she's actually going on tour with the Mexican OT. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And I'm is he coming here? I don't think he's coming here. I think he is, or the closest might be Raleigh, but I plan on being there. Yeah. I love the Mexican OT. Right. Um is it the or that? That. That Mexican OT. Yeah, yeah, that Mexican OT. Yeah, no. But no, I I just want to go to see her. She's smoking hot, to be honest. I love her so much. I don't normally like the whites. Oh. I'm gonna drink me a little bit of water, dog. We're gonna add that into my little diet. A little, you know, drink it, drink it. Drink a drink. Drink a drink. I drink a lot of water at work today. Um I have all week. But no, dude, Sierra the Rapper. Yeah. She's she's gonna go places. And by places you mean yo, bed. Right. Oh, seriously? I don't know. I might. Bro, you told me a story the other day that I want you to repeat about the uh liquor. About the liquor. About the liquor. You're big cookie in the liquor. I hate this. You want me to just tell the story? Oh, you're talking about all the stuff you bought? Yeah, but remember you tasted it? Oh. I hate this, man. I sound like every fucking episode, you fucking make me want to fucking bang my head against this fucking brick wall. Well, this brick wall wasn't here the last episode, so that's a fucking lot. I could have fucking walked around the corner and fucking banged my hand on it. That's right, everybody.

SPEAKER_09 1:11:27

Behind you guys, on the other side of the wall, that's behind you, is where we would film the podcast before.

SPEAKER_08 1:11:32

Right. Which is my living room. On the island.

SPEAKER_09 1:11:34

On the kitchen island.

SPEAKER_08 1:11:36

Yeah, not Epstein. That's not funny. Why do we laugh? It's Winston, it's not funny, bro. So don't laugh about that. Alright? Okay. Okay. Okay. Yeah. Alright.

SPEAKER_09 1:11:50

You look having some trouble over there.

SPEAKER_07 1:11:52

No, I'm good, bro.

SPEAKER_09 1:11:54

Okay, cool. Uh, yeah, no, dude. So my dad bought a bunch of um liquor from this dead guy.

SPEAKER_08 1:12:05

Um need it no more. That's right. Um, I don't know the full story. Um, but basically, like my dad got a really good deal on some high-end liquors. Right. And a name? What did the what are the names of liquor? I don't remember.

SPEAKER_09 1:12:20

Um but there was one that he was drinking, and I was like, Do you mind if I try it? And he was like, Yeah, go ahead. So I put some in a cup, just like just a little tiny bit. You know, I've seen the movies, you know, they swirl it around, they give it a good old sniff. And I was like, hmm, okay, yeah, I've got some aromas here.

SPEAKER_08 1:12:44

And um what kind of aromas did you have? I don't know. Just smell it. Whiskey. Scotch.

SPEAKER_09 1:12:51

And um I took that sip and everything lit on fire. Right. Everything was as hot as fuck. Right. Um I like a good Jack Daniels, the Jim Beam, the cheap shit. Right. The high dollar stuff, I I can't taste the special stuff that's in it.

SPEAKER_08 1:13:14

I I can't taste what makes it so expensive. Right. It was just fire. Right. And so I made one mix drink with it, and I just put You made a mixed drink with fucking how much how how expensive were we talking? How much a bottle? So this this stuff I looked it up and depending there was three different types of bottles that you could get, and I I didn't do the cheapest one was like$300. And you made a mixed drink with it.

SPEAKER_09 1:13:43

Well that's what he was doing.

unknown 1:13:45

Yeah.

SPEAKER_09 1:13:46

Yeah. So but um, you know, just put a little bit in the bottom of the cup, threw a little coke in there.

SPEAKER_08 1:13:54

And uh did it fuck you up?

SPEAKER_09 1:13:57

No.

SPEAKER_08 1:13:58

Damn. But um You're like, dad, for$17, I can get us hammered. Right. But uh I'm I'm I'm not knocking her or anything.

SPEAKER_09 1:14:09

I I just I don't think I personally have the palate to to taste the the stuff that makes the high-end liquor special. Like to me, it all just tastes like liquor. Right. Like if if a whiskey a whiskey tastes like a whiskey, the only time it tastes anytime different is if you're like if you've got like a peach or a peach whiskey or uh uh honey, jack honey.

Auto Parts Store Sketch And Wiper Wisdom

SPEAKER_08 1:14:33

I would say the only liquor that I can taste the difference in is tequila. And an expensive tequila definitely you you can you can taste the difference from a from a expensive tequila and then from fucking El Himador. Right. You know, you you drink a fucking Don Julio, you you you could tell the difference.

SPEAKER_09 1:14:58

Yeah, and me personally, I'm not even a fan of tequila that much anymore.

SPEAKER_08 1:15:02

I used to back in my younger days, but like now if I smell that shit, I'm like, ugh. I'll drink it. Yeah, I mean I'll I'll still I'll still throw it down. When's the last time we took a shot of tequila? A straight shot of tequila? Yeah. Probably at the clubhouse a couple years ago. Let's do it right now. I don't have any. I know that's crazy. I don't either. I don't keep tequila at the house. Yeah. Uh now I'll fuck up a good margarita. Oh, yeah. You know, I I like uh my bloody Marys with tequila. Isn't that a bloody Mary? Like Marosia. What? Yep, Maria. You'd be making up shit. You'd be lying just as much as me. You'd be lying just as much as me, dog. Nah. What is your favorite liquor? Like if you like if you went to the bar and you were gonna do a shot. So I have I I am asking that question to you, but what no, no, no, no. We don't have to do that. Uh number five. I do one of my favorite things to do, and I haven't done it in a while. I think the last time we did it was um my birthday? Yeah, my birthday. It's starting the night off with a fucking Jaeger bomb. Love doing that shit. Bro, that'll get you in the fucking right mood. Dude, so I couldn't do Jaeger bombs for a really long time after deployment because when we went to Bahrain, we went up to this bar inside this pool hall, which was also pretty sure it was like a prostitution thing. Oh yeah, get it in there. Yeah.

SPEAKER_09 1:16:31

I I never uh I didn't get in with those prostitutes. Yeah, no, I didn't partake in those ones. Uh I got the ones in Spain. Ooh. Yeah. I was gonna bring her back to America.

SPEAKER_08 1:16:45

I told her I would send her flowers and save her. Did you? No.

SPEAKER_09 1:16:49

Um, but one night we went up there to this pool hall bar p prostitution thing. Right. And bro, we had so many Jaeger bombs, bro. I I don't even remember getting back to the ship. Damn.

SPEAKER_08 1:17:03

And uh ever since that night, like I I it took me a handful of years to be able to like even smell Jaeger again. Ladies and gentlemen, that's what our tax pay tax dollars pay for. Tax dollars. Our sailors to go over to other countries and get wasted. Now you don't. Nope, that's not what happened because Well, I know a lot of sailors, and that definitely is what happens. I mean, yeah, we after being out to sea for like sixty days, right, yeah. Two months. Right, yeah. Yeah. It is nice to go get fucking hammered for like the one or two nights that you can. Right. Yeah.

SPEAKER_07 1:17:44

Yeah.

SPEAKER_08 1:17:45

Spend it how you want to spend it, baby. Yeah. But uh, yeah, dude.

SPEAKER_09 1:17:50

Uh I like a good vodka.

SPEAKER_07 1:17:54

Okay.

SPEAKER_09 1:17:54

I definitely like a good vodka. And um in my darker days, I would like to go and get uh a shot of Jack with uh two Michelobes.

SPEAKER_08 1:18:05

Every time I walked up to the bar, two Bud Lights. Yep. Yeah. Yeah. I remember. Yeah. But uh now it's Michelobes. Now it's Michelobes, yeah. I remember one time, matter of fact, it was about it was it this time of year? Yeah, it was about this time of year, Christmas time. And uh I was like, hey bro, let's get lunch. And you're like, I'll be there later. And I was like, eh, whatever. So we met up for lunch, and you like, as soon as you got there, you were like, hey, let me get two shots of Jack, two Bud Lights.

SPEAKER_07 1:18:40

And I was like, hmm. I'm just gonna stick to what I got. He's like, no, you're good.

SPEAKER_08 1:18:46

And then you fucking like boom boom the shots, and then like chug the beer, and I was like, You okay? And he was like, No, you don't see how the fuck I'm fucking drinking. Yeah, yeah, that was definitely a uh darker days, baby. Darker days. Yeah. I um, dude, I still love fireball. Yeah, dude. You know you can um remember last year old boy bought the keg of yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah. They're still in there this year at the ABC store. I thought about just buying and just putting it on my counter. I have the uh the aged, the barrel aged. Okay. Does it taste any different? Didn't you have it at my house? It's in like the champagne bottle. I don't know. It's good. It's it's a little smoother, it definitely is. Okay. Yeah, I like it. Like a good fireball. I like whiskey. I like whiskey. Isn't fireball technically considered a whiskey? Yeah, it's a cinnamon whiskey.

SPEAKER_10 1:19:44

Yeah.

SPEAKER_08 1:19:45

Yeah, I like whiskey. Gentleman Jack. I usually try to keep a bottle of that in the crib. Get sick, fucking throw some throw it on some ice. Tink, tink, tink, tink. You ever use one of those uh those uh Whiskey balls. Yeah. Now I'll leave that to you, Playboy. Yeah, don't try to set me up.

SPEAKER_09 1:20:06

Hey, you know?

SPEAKER_08 1:20:08

I don't know.

SPEAKER_09 1:20:09

Just trying to do what I'm trying to do, you know what I'm saying? Right.

SPEAKER_08 1:20:14

Uh I think I got more clips. Let's see another clip.

SPEAKER_07 1:20:18

Let's get it.

SPEAKER_08 1:20:19

Do you have another Sierra the rapper clip? You wish. I do.

SPEAKER_04 1:20:22

Thankful for this Thanksgiving.

SPEAKER_10 1:20:24

Being right. Jesus Christ and Byron. Byron. Byron.

SPEAKER_09 1:20:28

It's a hard hat holidays. Respectfully. This time I'm gonna put up to mom's house on Thanksgiving, you did you say pirates?

SPEAKER_08 1:20:38

No. The the dude that was yelling. No, Byron. He was trying to say Biden. This is an old clip, man. This is one of my favorite fucking like Thanksgiving time clips. What do you think for Ford this year?

SPEAKER_07 1:20:50

Byron!

Post-Break Burps, Mics, And Studio Funk

SPEAKER_08 1:20:50

Who Byron? Bro, I thought you said pirates. Pirates! It's a har hot hard hat holiday. Oh my god, dude. If you see these dogs in your yard, upstairs, I'm going hard. Ding dong. Bing bong. Was it bing bong?

SPEAKER_07 1:21:08

Yeah.

SPEAKER_08 1:21:09

I remember that. Yeah. Oh shit. Yeah, it's uh one of my favorite videos this time of year. What what were you thinking for this year? I I cannot fucking talk today. Yeah, no, dude. It really sucks. Stay roll me now. How do you do the thing? How now brown cow? How now brown cow? How now brown cow? How now brown cow. Um cow now brown cow. Brown cow brown how now. Two now, how brown, foun now, canow. You sound Asian. I wasn't trying to do that. German. Dude, um speaking of German.

SPEAKER_09 1:21:54

I love uh what's his name? Uh Christoph.

SPEAKER_08 1:22:07

I almost broke the table.

SPEAKER_09 1:22:09

You love who? Uh what was his name? Christoph Waltz that uh played the Nazi uh officer in Inglorious Bastards.

SPEAKER_07 1:22:18

I don't know who that is.

SPEAKER_09 1:22:20

He's like the main Nazi in Inglorious Bastards. Have you ever seen that movie?

SPEAKER_07 1:22:25

Yeah, but I just focused on Brabbit the whole time.

SPEAKER_09 1:22:28

Yeah, I mean, understandable, but he played that character so well, and he was really more of an unknown actor before that role, and after that, he like he won an Oscar and everything. And they asked him, they were like, How did you play an evil character so well? How did you play what what did you have to dig into yourself and pull out to to to find that evil and to play that evil character? And his response was he wasn't evil because everybody thinks all evil people, they don't think that they're evil. Right. They all think that they're on the good side. Right.

SPEAKER_08 1:23:20

So I'm gonna show you that movie later, or at least like show you that part, just like, dude, it's fucking but say if you put on a movie later, Winston, you're gonna fall asleep. Yeah. And I'm gonna put my dick on your forehead. Nope. Take a picture of the red spot. Nope.

SPEAKER_07 1:23:38

Sorry. I don't think that's gay either.

SPEAKER_08 1:23:53

Right. All right, let's see what else I got. Bro, pay attention to this clip because I really want to talk about this. All right, all right.

Sierra The Rapper, Tours, And Thirst

SPEAKER_00 1:24:18

Employees hyped it up like a VIP event. They handed out hot chocolate, gave safety speeches, and passed out numbered tickets. One shopper even scored ticket number two and thought the suffering was finally going to pay off. But when the doors opened and people calmly walked in, reality hit fast. The holographic swag bags looked nice on the outside until they were opened. Inside, a couple of drink pouches, two generic note cards, and a dusty lip gloss that looked like it had been kicked across the stockroom floor. That was the premium Black Friday gift people froze for. The crowd felt scammed, calling it the most underwhelming swag bag in Target history. What was advertised like a$50 value giveaway turned out to be$3 of random clearance items boxed in a bag. One thing is clear. After this disaster, a lot of shoppers are saying the same thing. Never doing Black Friday at Target again.

SPEAKER_08 1:25:22

Why that bag's so fucking big for fucking four things to be in there? Why the Uno cards? As soon as I saw the Uno cards, I was like, oop. Y'all got scammed. Oh, hell yeah. Bro, how mad would you be to sit in line for hours in two-degree weather to be like, here's a Uno card, uh drink pouch, and uh some dusty uh bitch? I don't even know how to count Unos. I'm not playing this. Bro, I was excited this year because um I did see a lot of people Black Fridaying. You know, I actually ended up accidentally Black Friday and You forgot it was Black Friday, didn't you? I mean, I didn't, but like I needed I needed something from the store.

SPEAKER_09 1:26:04

Right. And so I went to tractor supply and uh ended up getting a couple things for uh pretty good deal. It was later in the day. I wasn't like there at like opening like let me get the chickens, you know what I'm saying?

SPEAKER_08 1:26:19

But um no, so and uh it actually worked out perfect because what I got helped out a lot this week. I only Black Friday shop one time, and it was before COVID when stores opened at six o'clock on Thursday. Okay, and they would be like open all night or whatever, and yeah. And uh Dick Sporting Goods. Okay. I love dicks. You were hoping for a good old swag bag full of dicks. No, um this swag bag sucks. Now they had like half all fucking Adidas shit. Okay, and I was getting like joggers, hoodies, I was like, fuck it.

SPEAKER_09 1:27:03

Where's that stuff at now?

SPEAKER_08 1:27:05

Um I still have the joggers.

SPEAKER_09 1:27:07

Okay, that's cool.

SPEAKER_08 1:27:08

Yeah. Pretty lit.

SPEAKER_09 1:27:10

I always like to think about where things that we spend our money on go after the years go on. Do we keep them or are they just become obsolete within a few months? Why do we get them? Was it just for personal, you know, self-satisfaction in the moment, or was it for a lasting moment?

SPEAKER_08 1:27:25

A lot of stuff we get is for the moment.

SPEAKER_09 1:27:27

Yeah.

SPEAKER_08 1:27:29

Yeah. I mean, shit, we buy video game systems just to let them dust up. I mean, you literally gave it gave away an Xbox Series S or whatever you gave away. Xbox One S. Oh, yeah. Yeah, I did give that away. Just gave it away.

SPEAKER_09 1:27:44

Just give it away. There ain't nothing in this house worth fighting over. Oh, and we're both tired of fighting anyway. Just give it away.

SPEAKER_08 1:28:03

Good job. Thank you. Didn't sound bad. Might catch a deal out of this. And then you can bring me with you. I'll be like a fucking roadie or something. Bro, I saw a conspiracy about one of our favorite, favorite um artists. Favorite artist. Oh, we love him so much. Is it we or you? Both of us. We just we we love him so much. Go ahead. Jelly roll. Oh my god. That fucking guy. Bro, I saw this um video yesterday I was gonna show you. And you know, apparently like he's lost like a fuck ton of weight and shit. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_09 1:28:50

And this lady was like going on there and like on drugs again. No, well, this lady posted a picture up and was like, there's a look in his eyes, and like if you look at the eyes of him when he was bigger compared to now, like the look in his eyes is not the same. It like right now, it looks like they're just hollow, like there's nothing there. And she was basically going on about how these other artists over uh over the years have like hit that mark where they just have nothing in their eyes and just hollow.

Expensive Liquor, Palates, And Tequila Truths

SPEAKER_08 1:29:19

Right. And basically tying it to the Illuminati. Oh and good old Illuminati. Then um she showed a clip of uh fuck, I forget who it was.

SPEAKER_09 1:29:31

It might have been 50.

SPEAKER_08 1:29:34

I can't remember. I'm gonna have to go back and look at the video.

SPEAKER_09 1:29:36

But uh, where basically once one of this person's friends went to the Illuminati, they showed up at their house unannounced and was just like, hey man, I can get you all this money. We love you, brother. We love you, brother. Like, come with us, brother. And you know, you're worth more than what they say you're worth, and we'll get you a hundred million, all this stuff. Right. And then I guess Up Church posted a video where Jelly Roll just recently showed up to his place unannounced and was saying the same shit. Yeah. So they're thinking that maybe Jelly Roll done cross the line to the Lunati.

SPEAKER_07 1:30:18

You believe in that Rockefeller.

SPEAKER_08 1:30:27

That's right. Oh, are you part of it? No, go ahead. Tell the people if you're part of it. Nope. Yeah, they're gonna be they're gonna come get your ass. Hell no. You was worried about uh shrimp girl. Fucking aluminum fucking worry about that goddamn uh kick that bitch in. Bro, I don't know. I don't I don't know nothing about nothing.

SPEAKER_07 1:30:47

Right.

SPEAKER_08 1:30:48

Me fucking neither.

SPEAKER_09 1:30:51

But um, I don't know. Uh I I do think that there is some kind of thing out there uh in the in the industry. Yeah, I did too. And uh, but like I I was looking at the picture and like, yeah, what whatever his eyes have definitely changed. And it's not just the fat.

SPEAKER_07 1:31:09

You got skinny eyes now, like Asians.

SPEAKER_08 1:31:15

Well, that was late.

SPEAKER_07 1:31:18

Oh, man. What else has been up with you? You ready for Christmas?

SPEAKER_08 1:31:22

Yeah, man. I'm ready for Groma. Yeah, you ready for Grma? Yeah, we got our stuff. Yeah, man. We got our stuff up there for Groma. Yeah.

SPEAKER_09 1:31:29

I'm thinking about uh like doing a temporary dye of my beard white and just going into work one day before Christmas as Santa.

SPEAKER_08 1:31:40

Okay, that's dope. Showing everybody my sack. We should we should we should dress up as Santa. Yeah.

SPEAKER_09 1:31:48

Dude, uh, is the ATM doing the fucking uh Santa contest? Is who?

SPEAKER_08 1:31:57

ATM Oh the ATM. Yeah, but they do like the uh shirtless Santa. Okay, you look like you're over there hurting like I got like heartburn, I'm burping and shit. No. Yeah, they do uh shirtless Santa. Okay. You want to enter that? I can't win. I feel like I'm more authentic than anyone else. Yeah, I agree. Yeah.

SPEAKER_07 1:32:22

I agree.

SPEAKER_08 1:32:23

Thank you. I mean, me too. Yeah, a little less than you. No offense. It's the time of year where it's okay. Is it? Yeah. Bro, could you imagine being Santa though and just going to get fucking cookies from everybody? What if your life sounds tolerant? Could you imagine I'll be just spilling that shit on people's floor. Your three millionth glass of milk. I know. Ugh. You know how much I hate fucking milk. I like milk. Milk's disgusting. Milk's good. It's not. You ever crave a glass of milk? Yeah, bro. You ever curve just crave just a glass of milk? No. You know why? Because I'll shit myself if I drink it. Well. Should get a different kind of milk.

SPEAKER_09 1:33:04

Get that 2%.

SPEAKER_08 1:33:05

Yeah, I get water. I mean, yeah, I like water too much. Alcohol. You know, what would you rather have? Alcohol or milk?

unknown 1:33:13

Fuck.

SPEAKER_08 1:33:14

Alcohol. I don't know, dude. You're like Kalua. Like my milk with alcohol. Rum chata. Um, I believe uh there's actually more hydration more hydration qualities in a glass of milk than there is in a glass of water. Well, that can't be true.

SPEAKER_09 1:33:39

Hey, Siri! Is there more hydration in a glass of milk or a glass of water? Milk hydrates better than water. As such, it may be a fitting beverage during times of mild dehydration.

SPEAKER_07 1:33:56

No.

SPEAKER_08 1:34:00

Anyways. Yeah, dude. So like if it's fucking July 5th. If it fits, it chips. If it's July 5th and you're out there just sweating your ass? There's no fucking way. Have you ever drank milk in a hot day? It makes you want to fucking throw up. You drank it too fast. You gotta sip it.

SPEAKER_07 1:34:19

Disgusting, man.

SPEAKER_08 1:34:20

This shit makes my stomach thinking about it. Sip it.

SPEAKER_07 1:34:23

What else is up with you, ma'am?

SPEAKER_09 1:34:25

Uh you've asked me that twice. What's up with you?

SPEAKER_07 1:34:28

Nothing. I don't be doing shit working.

SPEAKER_09 1:34:30

Really nothing. Nothing at all. Not a single thing. You can't think of any anything.

SPEAKER_08 1:34:38

I'd just be fucking working and taking my kid to volleyball. How's volleyball going? It's cool. I just started back up this week for practice and shit. We got a tournament next weekend. But seems seems fun. That's what's up. Yeah, dude. Um yeah, dude.

SPEAKER_09 1:35:06

Um your favorite kind of chip.

SPEAKER_08 1:35:10

My favorite chip. Blue Doritos. Okay. Okay. I like a good classic salt and Vin. Oh yeah. The SMV is pretty good. Yeah. Love a good salt and Vin. Delays. Delays. Yeah. That that that is top-tier classic salt and Vin. Um bro, my job, we've got this thing that we call the Gheedunk. I'm I'm gonna tell you what it is.

SPEAKER_09 1:35:44

The Ghee Dunk is basically like a little store, convenience store. Right. And basically like they'll they'll go to Sam's and buy stuff and then they'll sell it, you know. But uh they've got a lot of hers chips. And uh they came out with two new flavors, and I tried them both today. Hers now has a kettle-cooked mozzarella sticks and marinara chip.

SPEAKER_08 1:36:17

And they also have a spinach artichoke dips uh chip. Sounds horrible. They're actually both really good. The the flavors are really the you you can tell it is what it is, but it's very mild. It's not like overpowering or anything. So it's really good. Do they have those at regular stores? Yeah, I believe they do. I mean it's hers, the hers brand. Yeah. Do they have any hymns? No, just hers. Superior chip. Yeah. I mean, the best brand of chip is definitely Lay's.

SPEAKER_09 1:36:50

Yeah, dude. One thing I've noticed with um Lay's recently is they'll have like a bag of salt and vin right here, and then another bag right here.

SPEAKER_08 1:37:02

But this one right here says made with real potatoes. Oh yeah. What the fuck were the other ones made out of? Plastic. Bro. They just out here eating plastic.

SPEAKER_09 1:37:13

Have you seen the uh so you know like America's trying to be like other countries now, and we're like we're trying to take like the food dyes and everything out because like they cause cancer and shit. So they say I I don't know what this I don't I honestly don't know the truth, but um they're coming out with like uh Doritos, naked Doritos, so it'll be like it's like a white bag, and it's supposed to be like red Doritos, but like no thank you.

Black Friday Swag Bag Letdown

SPEAKER_08 1:37:41

They look white. No thanks. They look quite. I like my chips red. That red foldy baby. Right, or the fucking the fucking yellow ones with all the fucking seasoning on it. Bro, my favorite Dorito has got to be that golden sriracha. Yeah, I never had it. You have. We've had it here. Oh. I don't remember. My favorite other Dorito besides the cool ranch. Sweet Thai chili. Oh, I don't know if it's Thai, but the sweet chili. I don't think it's Thai. I think it used to be sweet Thai chili, but they might have changed it to sweet chili. Yeah, the sweet chili with the purple bag. But that's essentially what it is. Yeah, that's my shit. Yeah, dude. Love that shit. Alright. Alright. Alright, man. Was that your last clip? Yeah, it was. Damn, bro. A little week on the clips this week.

SPEAKER_07 1:38:38

Yeah.

SPEAKER_08 1:38:39

Well, you haven't had any in two weeks in a row, so.

SPEAKER_09 1:38:42

That's right, Brian. I have had any clips because you know what? Sometimes it's just easier when I don't. Right.

SPEAKER_08 1:38:47

That's true. That is fucking true. Alright. Alright. Um you know what? What? I've done a lot of the uh done a lot of the quotes. I want you to give me a quote this week. No, man. I always do it to you. We're gonna close out the episode with a quote from Brian today. I have a dream. That black children in Alabama. No, I'm just kidding. Um what? Yeah, that's Martha King. I mean, yeah. Um put me on the spot like that. Um That's how I feel every week. Every week, you don't know what's coming. Um my quote is Umce you have it, you have it. That's my quote, you fucking jackass. And it's once you got it, you got it. Oh, I don't know. I don't know any quotes. Um. Or you gotta make it. No, no. You have to make the quote. I got the quote. I got the quote. Never stop being a kid.

SPEAKER_09 1:39:52

Like then, never stop being a kid. Yeah. Oh yeah. Have fun. That's right. Until next time, everyone. Love y'all.

SPEAKER_05 1:40:15

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