From Bar Fights To Bathroom Fails: We’re Not Okay

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Transcript

Cold Open And Offbeat Welcome

SPEAKER_00 0:10

Yo, it's Winston and Brian, the unfiltered crew. Fat bearded legends with opinions for you. Exercise laughs, no filter, no cap, poor drink, take a seat. We just talk and rap. Winston in the corner with the whiskey in his fist, Brian yelling loud. Every topic gets dissed. Beard so thick, they can smuggle a brisket. Voices boomin' harder than the 12 minutes. Up kick, grab your lone star. We ain't polite. Welcome to the show. It's a bar fight tonight. Just talking nuts, but the no rules, no shame. Two fat boys taking over the game. Texas E, Texas Pits, grab a mic and ignite. It's wins in the mind, keep it raw, keep it tight. Just talking nuts, built the no rules, no shame. Two fat boys taking over the game. Texas E, Texas Peace, grab a mic and ignite. It's wins in the vine, keep it raw, keep it tight. Ryan got the volume of a megaphone riot. Winston got the boots, but his liver stayed quiet. Topics jump wild like a bull in the shoe. From brisket to politics, no subjects move. Barbecue stains on a microphone grip. Spit fire hotter than a jalapeno dip. Put test kings, yeah. We talk that smack. If you're looking for chill, better send it back.

SPEAKER_06 1:20

What's up?

SPEAKER_00 1:22

Hello.

SPEAKER_06 1:23

How are you? Welcome. Welcome. What? Oh, you weren't gonna. I don't give a fuck how you are. Let's be honest. Do I ever?

SPEAKER_10 1:33

Wow.

SPEAKER_06 1:34

Do I ever?

SPEAKER_11 1:35

I'm so glad that we're scheduled to get married.

SPEAKER_06 1:37

Are we?

SPEAKER_11 1:38

Apparently not.

SPEAKER_06 1:39

No, we are. We are. We are. Uh welcome to Jess Talking Unfiltered. Uh, my guest has lost a lot of weight and um is brown now. Brown now, cow now.

SPEAKER_10 1:50

Shout out brown people. Well, don't start.

SPEAKER_06 1:54

No, I'm just kidding. Yeah, shout out the brownies.

SPEAKER_10 1:57

You love brown people.

SPEAKER_06 1:59

Is that racist to say brownies?

SPEAKER_10 2:01

Probably.

SPEAKER_06 2:04

Maybe not. How are you?

SPEAKER_10 2:07

You know.

unknown 2:08

Stop.

SPEAKER_06 2:09

How are you, my queen?

SPEAKER_10 2:11

Still awake.

SPEAKER_06 2:12

Yeah.

SPEAKER_10 2:13

Um late night episode.

SPEAKER_06 2:16

Late night episode. Winston's not here. You know what we can do? Fuck in his bed.

SPEAKER_11 2:21

Go to sleep at our home.

SPEAKER_06 2:24

Or we fuck on camera and then be like, somebody broke in. And then he has to watch it. And it's just my butt the whole time moving.

SPEAKER_10 2:32

I'm pretty certain I said that our sex life was off limits. So no, but I'm not talking.

SPEAKER_06 2:38

I didn't talk about our sex life. I just talked about the whole episode. No. No, I was just saying.

SPEAKER_07 2:43

Y'all about to have the first walk-off of the podcast.

SPEAKER_06 2:47

No. No, you're not gonna walk off.

SPEAKER_08 2:50

I might.

SPEAKER_06 2:51

Um, how are you? You haven't you haven't answered it.

SPEAKER_08 2:55

I literally said I'm still awake. That's how I am.

SPEAKER_06 2:57

That's how you are.

SPEAKER_08 2:58

That's how I am.

SPEAKER_06 2:59

I do appreciate that you have the mic closer to you and you don't sound like um a 1-900 girl.

SPEAKER_10 3:06

Listen. Hi, everybody. I barely had a voice. I was literally sipping on tea the whole time to try to keep being able to speak. Right. I was fighting for my life.

Tech Fumbles And Fat-Fall Humor

SPEAKER_06 3:19

As you do. So I took it as like um banana don't want to be here. Well you don't. Right. All right. Uh, if you feast your eyes over here, uh I have a video for you to start the show. Let's start the show. Start the show.

SPEAKER_11 3:42

What's happening? Right. I can't.

SPEAKER_05 3:44

It's my first time. It's my it's my first time. It's my first time. It's my first time audio. It's my first time dealing with all this stuff.

SPEAKER_06 3:55

So I forgot that I had to do stuff. Alright, hold on.

SPEAKER_04 3:59

Oh my god.

SPEAKER_06 4:00

All right, here we go.

SPEAKER_04 4:01

Why they say no is the remix of mission, hot and fresh.

SPEAKER_10 4:09

I've watched our child do that exact thing.

SPEAKER_06 4:13

Bro.

SPEAKER_10 4:14

On multiple.

SPEAKER_06 4:16

There's nothing better than watching a fat person fall.

SPEAKER_10 4:21

Well, watching toddlers fall is pretty lit.

SPEAKER_06 4:24

A fat toddler is funny.

SPEAKER_08 4:28

We've literally re-watched videos of our kids putting himself in a scorpion.

SPEAKER_06 4:33

Yeah, you can say scorpion. People know what that means.

SPEAKER_08 4:36

Well, I was trying to phrase it correctly.

SPEAKER_06 4:38

I don't like being on the side because um I can't lean on the table like I normally do, and I'm like, I feel like I'm too far back.

SPEAKER_10 4:48

Well, I feel like even if you were on this side, you have the thing in front of you, so you couldn't lean how you wanted to anyway.

SPEAKER_06 4:53

Yeah.

SPEAKER_10 4:54

Yeah. So I don't think it's the side. I think it's the thing. It's the hardware.

SPEAKER_06 4:58

And the hardware is always in the way. What?

SPEAKER_09 5:03

Anyway, what's next? What's next? Moving along. Segment number two.

Churches In Escape Rooms

SPEAKER_06 5:11

Um do you um know about churches? Not the chicken place.

SPEAKER_10 5:20

Why did you automatically assume I was gonna think about the chicken place?

SPEAKER_06 5:24

Because you love food. Hold on. Actually, you love chicken. Wrong or right. How many times a week do we eat chicken? How many?

SPEAKER_09 5:38

Just because I make it doesn't mean I'm eating it.

SPEAKER_06 5:40

So you just like to cook chicken.

SPEAKER_09 5:42

It's easy to cook.

SPEAKER_06 5:43

Okay. No, um, do you know about churches?

SPEAKER_10 5:46

Of the religious kind?

SPEAKER_06 5:47

Yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_10 5:48

Who doesn't?

SPEAKER_06 5:50

Well, heathens.

SPEAKER_11 5:52

Well, I'm sure they have some type of understanding of a church.

SPEAKER_06 5:56

Um, so back in the day when I was in high school and you were a baby. Um yeah, you were in your mommy's stomach.

SPEAKER_10 6:08

When were you in high school?

SPEAKER_06 6:10

Um 2000.

SPEAKER_09 6:12

Oh, I was born. You didn't just stop there. You could have just stopped in the 2000s. I was already born.

SPEAKER_06 6:18

How old were you when I was a senior? Oh five.

SPEAKER_10 6:21

In oh five?

SPEAKER_06 6:22

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_10 6:27

I was eight.

SPEAKER_06 6:28

Eight. That's lit. Um glad I met you later on in life. It would have been weird to meet you any other time.

SPEAKER_09 6:38

I don't think we would have communicated.

SPEAKER_06 6:40

Wait, hello, toddler. This the fucked up thing is I could never go back in time to tell you, like, we're gonna fall in love one day.

SPEAKER_10 6:48

You're a better one.

SPEAKER_06 6:49

Why is this why is this grown adult talking to me right now?

SPEAKER_10 6:53

You are the problem.

SPEAKER_06 6:55

I um, anyways, churches. So when I was in high school, they would rent out like the high school space to have church. Do you know about this? Like churches renting out places and why wouldn't they just use their church to do things? Some of them don't have actual churches. Oh so they rent out spaces to hold service at high schools? All kinds of places. Do you want to know the weirdest place that I saw this at the other day? It was an escape room.

SPEAKER_10 7:29

Oh. Could you imagine?

SPEAKER_06 7:33

Could you imagine not being able to escape?

SPEAKER_09 7:37

They just like put everybody in the middle of the escape room. Like, hey, if you want to go home anymore, you can't.

SPEAKER_06 7:44

You better figure out this code.

SPEAKER_12 7:46

You're trying to solve it the whole service.

SPEAKER_06 7:50

It's just a sermon playing over the loudspeaker.

SPEAKER_11 7:53

That feels like a horror movie.

SPEAKER_06 7:55

Bro, I I didn't go inside. But um, could you imagine like it's something you don't want to hear? You're like, I'm not here for this anymore. And they're like, good luck. Good luck. You better figure out which key actually fits in this microwave that opens up this door that is behind this window.

SPEAKER_09 8:20

Right. And the door just leads to a brick wall.

unknown 8:22

Yeah.

SPEAKER_10 8:23

No, that feels like the basis of a horror movie.

SPEAKER_06 8:27

Yeah.

SPEAKER_10 8:28

Very culty. Yeah.

SPEAKER_06 8:30

Well, it's church. So it's a little, you know, culty. You know how we feel.

SPEAKER_10 8:37

Pop off though.

SPEAKER_06 8:38

Yeah, pop off. I mean, escape room though. But guess what the escape room was connected to? Escape ring.

SPEAKER_10 8:45

Oh. So like also afterwards, you can just Right.

SPEAKER_06 8:49

There's also bars in there.

SPEAKER_10 8:51

Wow.

SPEAKER_06 8:53

Excuse me.

unknown 8:55

Definitely say.

SPEAKER_06 8:56

Huh?

SPEAKER_09 8:57

I've been like leaning away.

SPEAKER_06 8:58

Yeah, yeah, no. I burp into it just in case there's a little show up. The audience likes me to say show up. People have messaged me and said show up.

SPEAKER_10 9:09

You don't have to do that.

SPEAKER_06 9:10

The roar?

unknown 9:11

Yeah.

SPEAKER_06 9:12

Do the roar.

SPEAKER_10 9:13

No.

SPEAKER_06 9:14

Um, yeah, so when you get done, I hate this in front of me. I'll be honest. I don't know. It's a good thing.

SPEAKER_10 9:19

Well, no, remember, we have um we have um a pair of mutual friends who were going to a church that is literally in the same strip as like two other places that could be considered bars. Like they're all attached.

SPEAKER_06 9:36

Hold on.

SPEAKER_10 9:36

Okay.

SPEAKER_06 9:38

Okay. It's different. All right. What's their name? What the fuck? You know how fucking long I had that shit down and you waited until unprecedented telling me. You can tell me away from the mic. All right, you want to try again? What's their name? Hold on, I didn't hear it. Say it again. Oh, okay, okay. All right, finish telling me we have two mutual friends.

SPEAKER_10 10:07

Yeah. Um, and their church was like connected to two places that could be considered bars.

SPEAKER_06 10:14

Why were they considered bars?

Bars, Burps, And Borrowed Chairs

SPEAKER_10 10:16

Well, because one's um the pizza place. And then there was like a burger place on the end.

SPEAKER_06 10:25

That'll be lit.

SPEAKER_10 10:26

You literally know exactly what I'm talking about because we went there.

SPEAKER_05 10:30

I don't know.

SPEAKER_10 10:32

You do.

SPEAKER_05 10:34

What we go there for.

SPEAKER_10 10:36

To eat. We didn't go to the church. We went to the pizza. We went to the pizza place.

SPEAKER_06 10:42

Dog, I don't remember this.

SPEAKER_10 10:44

This is the pizza place that I can only get the garlic knots at.

SPEAKER_06 10:48

Okay, okay. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay, okay. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay, okay.

SPEAKER_10 10:54

So you see how that could technically be consistent.

SPEAKER_06 10:56

There was also two different kind of churches going on. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, hold on. Right, right. Everybody's like, what the fuck? We want to be in with the joke. Can't be. Oh, God.

SPEAKER_12 11:11

I wasn't even, we've both just been lost in the story.

SPEAKER_10 11:16

I thought it was more straightforward than that. What a wild time that was. That's funny. Anyway. Yeah. Glad that's over. I have a hair or something.

SPEAKER_06 11:25

I mean, that but that's the thing about like churches, though, they can do that shit anywhere. But like an escape room is wild.

SPEAKER_10 11:34

I mean, pop off. Winnie Pooh literally went to a church that was renting out their chairs. And then literally called people out for still having the chairs. Right. I know your dogs chewed up them legs.

SPEAKER_06 11:45

Right. I came to your house and you still got the chairs.

SPEAKER_10 11:49

Yeah.

SPEAKER_11 11:49

Why are these people in your home?

SPEAKER_06 11:51

Right.

SPEAKER_11 11:52

Why did they buy more chairs to continue renting them out?

SPEAKER_06 11:55

How how was um how was doing the opa the opisode? Damn, I can never talk. How was doing the episode with my co-host? With my cohorts. Is that what it's called? Cohorts?

SPEAKER_10 12:07

He was fine.

SPEAKER_06 12:09

Yeah. Yeah. Was he pleasant?

SPEAKER_10 12:11

He was okay.

SPEAKER_06 12:12

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_10 12:14

He made me take a shot with him. That was gross.

SPEAKER_06 12:17

Funny thing is, I also am gonna make you take a I'm just kidding.

SPEAKER_10 12:22

You're not.

SPEAKER_06 12:23

I'm not what? Kidding?

SPEAKER_10 12:25

You're not gonna make me take a shot.

SPEAKER_06 12:27

No, you're right. Um let's see. We have a child together. Are we allowed to talk about our child?

SPEAKER_10 12:34

You've talked about our child on here before.

SPEAKER_06 12:36

Yeah, he's a fucking trip.

SPEAKER_10 12:38

I love him.

SPEAKER_06 12:38

Yeah, he's a fucking trip. What is his uh what is his newest thing right now?

SPEAKER_10 12:44

Hello. No, I go Christmas. Goodbye.

SPEAKER_06 12:48

Yeah, he's really big.

SPEAKER_10 12:50

Go to Christmas.

SPEAKER_06 12:52

Yeah, he's really big on going to Christmas.

SPEAKER_10 12:54

I open presents.

SPEAKER_06 12:55

He thinks every day is Christmas.

SPEAKER_10 12:58

But also every candle is a birthday candle. Yeah. And every piece of cake is a birthday cake. Yeah, I mean, yeah, life's a celebration for him every day.

SPEAKER_06 13:06

Yeah.

SPEAKER_10 13:07

Pop off.

SPEAKER_06 13:07

Yeah, he's like stuck on Christmas, but like if you're like, oh, let's go see Santa, what do you think he's gonna say?

SPEAKER_10 13:14

He'll probably be all for it until we're actually there. And then he's like, no, no, no, you go.

SPEAKER_06 13:20

Yeah, he loves to put the cross up.

unknown 13:22

Yeah.

SPEAKER_06 13:22

Like we're all vampire. I don't even know where he got that shit from.

SPEAKER_10 13:25

Like he'd just be picking up shit that he just I gonna kick you and go to jail.

SPEAKER_06 13:29

Or you're gonna go to jail. Yeah, he's gonna kick me and I'm gonna go to jail.

SPEAKER_10 13:34

Yeah.

SPEAKER_06 13:35

What's his other new one? The one you hate. Six, seven. He loves saying that shit.

SPEAKER_10 13:42

No, he loves saying it because you made up a whole handshake with him and then he forces me to do the handshake. And I don't actually know the handshake because I don't pay attention, so I'll be making stuff up.

Parenting: Christmas Every Day

SPEAKER_06 13:51

Dude, it's it's easy. It's up high. Up high. Come on, up high. Down low. In the middle. In heaven. Six, seven. It's good. What's the one he made up to you the other day?

SPEAKER_10 14:07

He did rock, paper, scissors, shoot.

SPEAKER_06 14:10

You're not gonna finish it?

SPEAKER_10 14:12

Nope. You will not subject to that on the interweb.

SPEAKER_06 14:16

On the interweb. I'm loving the um the clothes you're wearing.

SPEAKER_10 14:22

Thank you.

SPEAKER_06 14:23

No, I really hate it.

SPEAKER_10 14:24

Okay. Sorry.

SPEAKER_06 14:25

That's okay.

SPEAKER_10 14:26

What are you, my keeper?

SPEAKER_06 14:28

Well, yeah. No. You're basically mine.

SPEAKER_09 14:35

What does that mean?

SPEAKER_06 14:36

In the eyes of the Lord. In the escape room. You're mine.

SPEAKER_10 14:42

Well, we've never been to an escape room together.

SPEAKER_06 14:44

I know. Have you been to an escape room?

SPEAKER_10 14:46

I haven't.

SPEAKER_06 14:47

Me neither.

SPEAKER_10 14:48

I think I'm okay. Feels a little stressful. And I would probably cuss you out.

SPEAKER_06 14:52

I would want to go with uh like Grant and Brittany. I think that would be fucking dope.

SPEAKER_10 14:58

I feel like Grant would be very logical, and me and Brittany would have snuck a beverage in.

SPEAKER_06 15:04

Yeah, if it's like the five of us that went to the football game, I mean Winston's fucking smart, but like also like he's a jackass. So like I can't always take him seriously. So when he's being super fucking smart, I'm like, no, that's not real. He literally just told me last episode that milk hydrates you better than water. No. No, it doesn't. And then he asked Siri, you know what it said? That it does.

SPEAKER_10 15:34

So That's why they give chocolate milk and stuff to athletes.

SPEAKER_06 15:38

Bro, never heard of it.

SPEAKER_10 15:40

Yeah, it's a thing.

SPEAKER_06 15:41

Never heard of it. But I think if it was the five of us doing escape room, it would be me, Winston and Grant, working really fucking hard, and you and Britney being like, is this something?

SPEAKER_10 15:55

No, just kidding. Y'all would be working so hard and me and Britney would already have the whole thing solved.

SPEAKER_06 15:59

I don't know.

SPEAKER_10 16:00

And we're just waiting for y'all to catch up.

SPEAKER_06 16:02

Nah. Oh, so I'm not saying that. You said what?

SPEAKER_10 16:08

I said so Winston's smarter than me.

SPEAKER_06 16:10

Is Winston smarter than you? I would this puts me in a pickle. Because I love you and I want to see you naked one day. But I also love Winston, but I don't want to see him naked one day. So you, you're smarter.

SPEAKER_10 16:28

That's the reason you're saying that I'm smarter, not because you truly believe it. That's wild.

SPEAKER_06 16:33

No, you are smarter. You are smarter. Am I smart?

SPEAKER_10 16:37

You're okay. You're really good at math and history.

SPEAKER_06 16:42

Tell me something that I don't know.

SPEAKER_10 16:46

You didn't know all about what we were talking about today. Yeah.

SPEAKER_05 16:55

What?

SPEAKER_11 16:55

You still don't know.

SPEAKER_10 16:56

So talking about what? Um when we were talking about um all the different cities and counties.

SPEAKER_06 17:04

Oh yeah, yeah, yeah. Slavery. Basically.

SPEAKER_10 17:08

Oh, yeah.

SPEAKER_06 17:08

I mean No, um I did not know about it, but it made sense to me.

SPEAKER_10 17:15

Yeah. But you still didn't know about it, so you're right.

SPEAKER_06 17:19

Um the other day, I mispronounced Ozzy Osbourne's name multiple times. And I called him Ollie Oliborne.

SPEAKER_10 17:30

You said what did you say? Um Well, you know, you got I think you got Osborne right one time, but you still said Ollie.

Falls, Hikes, And Vertigo

SPEAKER_06 17:39

Ollie Osbourne.

SPEAKER_10 17:40

Yeah, and I was like, who the fuck is that?

SPEAKER_06 17:42

And then you hate that I talk about chat CPT. Chat GBT. Jat GPT. Whatever the fuck it is.

SPEAKER_11 17:51

Yep, chat. Whatever. Sure is chat.

SPEAKER_06 17:55

Let's see another video. I don't have a lot.

SPEAKER_10 18:05

That was almost me in the living room, all of these on the other day when I tried to kick you.

SPEAKER_06 18:10

Oh yeah, yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_10 18:12

And I have my fuzzy socks on.

SPEAKER_06 18:15

You tried to kick me and almost committed can't say that. Almost committed inside the uh I would not have ceased to exist.

SPEAKER_11 18:28

I just would have broken an arm.

SPEAKER_06 18:31

Or your skull. I think it would have seen you fall before. And it's not gracefully.

SPEAKER_10 18:41

I normally do it really quickly though.

SPEAKER_06 18:43

Yeah.

SPEAKER_10 18:44

I fall really fast. I'm good at that.

SPEAKER_03 18:55

Hey, what the cat just took a fish?

SPEAKER_06 19:04

Why are you on the fridge? Damn. What's the uh I know that hurt. All right. Have you ever um fallen and like you were trying to do some old different shit and fell?

SPEAKER_10 19:22

Um no, but I did have one time when I was waitressing and this lady had my bad.

SPEAKER_06 19:29

I'm still getting used to the new desk.

SPEAKER_10 19:31

Um this lady had ordered a shot of Jameson and a cup of hot tea.

SPEAKER_06 19:36

Right.

SPEAKER_10 19:36

And I'm like, going. All right, walking with a purpose, as I do. And someone from like the kitchen like swung the door open.

SPEAKER_05 19:46

Right.

SPEAKER_10 19:47

And I fucking spilled the tea all over myself, slipped in the puddle of it. Now I'm wearing the shot and the tea. I fell very quickly, found the ground very fast, and just laid there in this steaming. Hot bottle, hysterically laughing because why is that my life? And then I had to get up and proceed to make a new cup of tea and get a new shot.

SPEAKER_11 20:11

I so that kind of sucked.

SPEAKER_06 20:13

No, that does sound like it sucks. And then you smelled like Jameson for the rest of the night.

SPEAKER_10 20:18

Jameson and hot tea.

SPEAKER_06 20:21

Is that a drink?

SPEAKER_10 20:22

Um, I think anything could be a drink if you want it to.

SPEAKER_06 20:25

Elaborate.

SPEAKER_10 20:27

I mean, any combination could be a drink. They literally make shots with like mayo in it.

SPEAKER_06 20:32

No, they don't. What is it called?

SPEAKER_10 20:35

What does it have in it? I don't know. It's on it's the it's on one of the lists of like the really gross things.

SPEAKER_06 20:42

Yeah, I've agree with that.

SPEAKER_10 20:44

So there's just different ones. They're not great. None of them look good.

SPEAKER_06 20:49

You ever heard about uh milk and hot dogs?

SPEAKER_08 20:53

That's disgusting.

SPEAKER_06 20:55

Yeah.

SPEAKER_08 20:56

Why would you do that?

SPEAKER_06 20:58

White people. It's not gonna fall. It's just gonna move until it falls. It's not gonna fall.

SPEAKER_08 21:05

If I smack it, it will not gonna fall.

SPEAKER_09 21:08

If I smack it, it will fall.

SPEAKER_06 21:09

It's not gonna fall.

SPEAKER_09 21:10

Would you glue it down?

SPEAKER_06 21:12

Yeah. No. Double-sided sticky tape. No, um, I falling a lot as an adult.

SPEAKER_11 21:23

That one time you fell? Wait, wait, there's two times that you fell that were really funny. Well, three times. One of them was in the same day.

SPEAKER_06 21:30

All right. First of all, don't go from one to three so fucking quickly because that's fucking rude. Respect your elders.

SPEAKER_10 21:40

No, no, it's not rude because the one time you did it twice, like back to back.

SPEAKER_06 21:46

Right. Yeah.

SPEAKER_10 21:47

And that and I'm so happy I got to like make eye contact with you for the next one because I was so confused how the first one happened.

SPEAKER_06 21:54

We went to um Devil's Bathtub. Devil's Bathtub in Virginia, Tennessee. What'd you say?

SPEAKER_10 22:02

It's a beautiful hike.

SPEAKER_06 22:03

Beautiful hike. It is. It was really nice. It was fucking it was kind of sketchy because when we got there, it was like um there was no parking at the trailhead.

SPEAKER_10 22:13

And no cell service.

SPEAKER_06 22:15

Yeah, so we like drove down like a mile, parked, and then there's like a piece of paper.

SPEAKER_10 22:20

Well, there was a board with like a map on it of the whole place, and someone had like handwritten the directions to get to the start of the trail.

SPEAKER_06 22:28

Go up the road, make a left on the at the White House. Yeah, at the White House.

SPEAKER_09 22:32

If you see horses, you're going the right way.

SPEAKER_06 22:34

Yeah, that shit was fucking. And I was like, I walk a mile. Want to leave.

SPEAKER_10 22:40

But we did it.

SPEAKER_06 22:41

No, we did do it. And we got up to the top. There was a guy with the cross.

SPEAKER_10 22:45

Don't start. Um, you literally, I'm looking at the pretty leaves because we went at a really good time. The leaves were kind of changing, but the weather was still really good.

SPEAKER_06 22:56

You're a fucking nerd, so you was like picking up slugs and shit.

Drinking Stories And Why He Cut Back

SPEAKER_10 23:00

I had a little bee at one point, but I'm doing my thing with nature, and all of a sudden I hear this big scuffle behind me.

SPEAKER_05 23:08

Right, right, right.

SPEAKER_02 23:10

And the leaves have shifted.

SPEAKER_05 23:12

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 23:13

And you are like rolling back onto your feet. Yeah.

SPEAKER_11 23:18

And I was like, what happened? You're like, I fell. And I was like, okay, are you okay? And you're like, yeah. And then we're like looking at each other, or I don't even, I don't know what we were doing. We're facing each other though. And there was a stream that was this. And it's not like a deep thing. It's just going across the tops of the rocks.

SPEAKER_10 23:40

And you tried to step on it and it swept you away.

SPEAKER_06 23:44

No, it did.

SPEAKER_10 23:45

And you landed on your elbow. I remember you're kind of just there. And the whole time in my head, I'm like, please don't roll to like the left, because then you would have ended up like in the basin of water. And your vertigo would have just the bathtub, if you will. Yeah. Your vertigo would have taken you out. I wasn't going to carry you back through this trail. I wasn't driving back from Tennessee.

SPEAKER_06 24:10

So I have a confession. I don't actually go hiking. That was my first hike ever. Did you know that?

SPEAKER_11 24:21

Probably.

SPEAKER_09 24:23

Probably.

SPEAKER_06 24:24

Because I'm sure I lied and I was like.

SPEAKER_09 24:26

I've never seen you with a pair of hiking shoes or anything.

SPEAKER_06 24:30

I was I'm pretty sure I lied and then I was like, Yeah, I hike all the time. Let's go hiking.

SPEAKER_11 24:36

But you're hot, so I wanted to fucking you seemed really stressed about how uphill the trail entrance was.

SPEAKER_06 24:43

Bro, I'm a heavy breather. And um, I'm fat. Way fatter now than I was then, but could you imagine me going hiking now? You'd have to roll me down the hills.

SPEAKER_10 24:56

I would have just left you. You hear me turn away? Would have called air support.

SPEAKER_06 25:02

You know me turn away when I burp.

unknown 25:04

I don't care.

SPEAKER_10 25:04

You're already fucking 30 burps in.

SPEAKER_06 25:07

29.

SPEAKER_10 25:08

Oh, okay. I'm sorry.

SPEAKER_06 25:10

Um you said air support? I'm just now I'm just now catching on to that shit.

SPEAKER_11 25:17

Um they would have lifted you out.

SPEAKER_06 25:20

No.

SPEAKER_11 25:21

They would. You were handed out there because I left you.

SPEAKER_06 25:24

Yeah. I mean, um that's like the uh cave diving.

SPEAKER_10 25:31

Oh, I wouldn't do that.

SPEAKER_06 25:33

I get stressed out when I see videos of it.

SPEAKER_10 25:37

That's fair.

SPEAKER_06 25:38

Like sweating. Fucking like, no thank you.

SPEAKER_10 25:42

You have a lot of physical reactions to things.

SPEAKER_06 25:46

Okay.

SPEAKER_10 25:47

No, like the other day you were like, people make me itchy.

SPEAKER_06 25:50

People do indeed make me itchy. So I when I get around a whole bunch of people, I get like I just want to scratch. I fucking hate it. People are fucking horrible.

SPEAKER_10 26:03

Yeah.

SPEAKER_06 26:05

Not y'all. Y'all are awesome.

SPEAKER_10 26:07

No, literally being shopping puts me into fight or flight. You've seen me. I'm like cussing the whole family out.

SPEAKER_06 26:14

Yeah. Yeah. You act how I act when I'm hungry.

SPEAKER_11 26:19

Yeah.

SPEAKER_06 26:19

When I'm hungry as fuck, I'm like, fuck you, fuck you, fuck you. I don't give a fuck. What about um Thanksgiving? Remember when I snapped the fuck up?

SPEAKER_10 26:31

You were the most annoying human ever.

SPEAKER_06 26:35

Yeah.

SPEAKER_10 26:36

Ever.

SPEAKER_06 26:36

So I have um a short fuse.

SPEAKER_10 26:39

Oh, we know.

SPEAKER_06 26:40

And um sometimes it's shorter than others, especially when I'm hungry.

SPEAKER_10 26:45

Yeah. Eat a fucking snack like a regular person.

SPEAKER_06 26:48

There were no snacks.

SPEAKER_10 26:49

You didn't ask.

SPEAKER_06 26:51

So I was at the house drinking a drink. And um our son was climbing on top of me as he does, even though I've told him numerous times, hey, don't climb on me. I'm not a jungle gem. Which is also something I never thought that I would tell another human being. Well, he's three. He is three. And um, he kicked his foot over and exploded my drink all over the wall, the couch.

SPEAKER_10 27:24

It didn't even spill as much as you thought it did. I'm literally the one that cleaned it up.

SPEAKER_06 27:27

It spilled a lot on me. So I soaked up most of it. But then uh, what did I do?

SPEAKER_10 27:36

You got up and you told him to get off of you.

SPEAKER_06 27:39

I got up and I was like, hey.

SPEAKER_10 27:41

No, no, no, you were no. Hey guys, why are you lying to the people?

SPEAKER_06 27:46

Why let's relax.

SPEAKER_10 27:47

Absolutely. I told you.

SPEAKER_06 27:49

We need to help, we need to help mom in the kitchen.

SPEAKER_10 27:52

No, no, you got up and you literally walked to the kitchen, grabbed the paper towels like you were gonna clean it up, threw the paper towels across the living room, and you're like, fuck Thanksgiving, I'm done with it. Y'all can have it. Yeah, and then you kicked us blocks.

SPEAKER_05 28:08

I didn't kick the blocks.

SPEAKER_10 28:09

Went upstairs and you did as you do. You took your shirt off and just got cozy in bed.

SPEAKER_05 28:15

Yeah.

SPEAKER_10 28:15

Like an insane person. Or and then I cleaned up this, and the other child is like, what's happening? Do you need help? Blah blah blah blah blah. Because he thinks you're causing me happy.

ADHD, Loud TikTok, And House Dynamics

SPEAKER_06 28:29

Yeah, I put the fucking house on notice. Actually, me doing all that was just a ployed not to clean it up.

SPEAKER_10 28:36

You're so annoyed.

SPEAKER_06 28:38

No, I'm just kidding.

SPEAKER_10 28:38

I was gonna go up there and I'm like, is this really how we're acting? He's like, Yeah, Thanksgiving's cancelled. I was like, for you.

SPEAKER_06 28:45

Don't say that word.

SPEAKER_10 28:47

What?

SPEAKER_06 28:48

You know what she's in. No, I'm just kidding.

SPEAKER_10 28:50

Um I didn't say anything.

SPEAKER_06 28:53

No, um Thanksgiving was indeed canceled for five minutes.

SPEAKER_10 28:57

Yeah, for you, no one else. No, I I was on a roll.

SPEAKER_06 29:02

I love our kids and they make me happy.

SPEAKER_10 29:08

Yeah, they're crazy.

SPEAKER_06 29:09

But also, I want to try to put my head through here.

SPEAKER_10 29:13

Well, maybe do that instead of break his blocks.

SPEAKER_06 29:16

I broke one block.

SPEAKER_10 29:17

He was not happy.

SPEAKER_06 29:18

I know he told me. But I made up for it. I showed back up downstairs. I blessed everyone with my presence.

SPEAKER_11 29:30

Oh my goodness. Yeah. Yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_06 29:33

Six, seven.

SPEAKER_11 29:34

So glad you came back downstairs to watch TikTok in front of us.

SPEAKER_06 29:40

Is that is that the thing that bothers you the most is me just watching TikTok at full blast.

SPEAKER_10 29:46

Full volume with the TV on 40. You've got your phone volume maxed out, the TV's on 40, and you shut your ears off to everything because you have such tunnel vision with stuff.

SPEAKER_05 29:58

Yeah.

SPEAKER_10 29:58

So then you don't know what's happening on the TV that the neighbors can hear.

SPEAKER_05 30:02

Right.

SPEAKER_10 30:03

You don't know that our child's asked you the same question 72 times. You don't know that the other kids have been trying to talk to you also. You don't know that I've been trying to get your attention.

SPEAKER_06 30:13

Well, I have ADHD.

SPEAKER_10 30:17

I've told you whole stories and you're just like, huh?

SPEAKER_06 30:20

Yeah, I can't focus on more than one thing at once. Literally, I almost stopped listening when I was looking at my phone. I'm sorry.

SPEAKER_10 30:28

That's insane.

SPEAKER_06 30:29

I can't help it.

SPEAKER_10 30:30

Do better.

SPEAKER_06 30:31

I can't. You couldn't. I've tried my whole life.

SPEAKER_10 30:35

I don't know if you have.

SPEAKER_06 30:36

What do you what do you think the most annoying thing about living with me is?

SPEAKER_10 30:43

The most annoying thing is the fact that a lot of the times we sit directly across from each other at the table and you love to take like a deep breath in and then just blow out all your hair directly onto me.

SPEAKER_07 31:01

Every time you eat. And I'm gonna be honest, that drives me out, but it makes me want to leave. Because why are you mouth breathing on me from across?

SPEAKER_10 31:11

Turn your head, look down.

SPEAKER_06 31:13

I'm gonna be honest, I have I have no idea how to do that.

SPEAKER_10 31:16

Yeah, every time you eat, every time.

SPEAKER_06 31:18

Like when I'm done?

SPEAKER_10 31:20

It'll be like mid food. Just so you've got the whole essence of whatever you're eating, and you're just like when you came up to me with the checks mix.

SPEAKER_06 31:31

Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_10 31:32

This close to my face.

SPEAKER_06 31:34

Right, yeah.

SPEAKER_10 31:35

No, you don't have to do that in my face. It's okay.

SPEAKER_06 31:37

In my defense with the checks mix, they added that new um I don't care.

SPEAKER_10 31:41

Get it out my face.

SPEAKER_06 31:43

The new thing.

SPEAKER_10 31:44

And um get it out my face.

SPEAKER_06 31:46

Yeah. My bad. I'll try to stop blowing stuff in your face.

SPEAKER_10 31:50

That's fine.

SPEAKER_06 31:51

It's I don't even know I'm doing it.

SPEAKER_10 31:53

No, you got you all have your little things in the house, and it's okay. Like with the oldest, I cannot continue eating whenever he eats bone and chicken.

SPEAKER_06 32:02

Oh, yeah. Because last night was a nightmare.

SPEAKER_10 32:05

It starts crunching really bad and it makes me feel nauseous.

SPEAKER_06 32:08

I literally looked at him and said, Did you just eat the fucking bone?

SPEAKER_10 32:12

Every time.

SPEAKER_06 32:13

Ollie said, You can't eat the bone.

SPEAKER_10 32:17

And then Ollie kills me because he'll have like a half a cheese stick left and shove the whole thing in his mouth, and then you just see him fighting for his literal life. And then he's just waiting for me to like put my hand out for him to just now he goes, a choke. A choke. Well, why'd you take such a big bite?

SPEAKER_06 32:40

Right. So um the thing that most annoying about you is You don't have to say it. Is the fact that um you don't allow me to blow my food breath. No, just kidding. Um about that. No, um, I would say when you talk to me while I'm watching TikTok, you don't even know I'm talking about. I don't know, but I can hear I can feel it. I'm literally on my phone and I can feel you staring at me, and I'm like, huh? That's why I say huh, is because I'm pretty sure you're talking to me. But if like I'll be mid fucking video.

SPEAKER_10 33:16

Yeah, but do you know when you started that video? Mid conversation with me.

SPEAKER_06 33:19

I know, I know. I do that sometimes too. So you lead to the beginning of your problem with yeah, I um you'll be talking to me, and I'll just be like, doot doot doot full volume, full volume.

SPEAKER_11 33:34

Like we weren't just having a whole discussion.

SPEAKER_10 33:54

I've watched so many people act like this. I watch people do that inside of a bar and then act like they weren't gonna get kicked out.

SPEAKER_06 34:12

I was having technical difficulties. What were you saying?

SPEAKER_03 34:15

I've I can't see your ears.

SPEAKER_06 34:19

I know I can't. I just kept seeing the Asian guy throwing up. I don't even know if he's Asian.

SPEAKER_10 34:26

Uh no, I said I've watched so many people do that inside the bar.

SPEAKER_06 34:31

What throw up?

SPEAKER_10 34:32

Yeah. And then just act like they're not gonna get kicked out.

SPEAKER_06 34:36

Yeah, you're gone.

SPEAKER_10 34:37

Yeah, no, go home.

SPEAKER_06 34:38

What's my favorite catch catchphrase when I would kick somebody out? Oh, what was it? It was uh You're out of here, buddy. Uh no. No, you made me say it. You were like, tell somebody this tonight. And then it was like an old TikTok trend.

SPEAKER_10 34:53

Uh what was it?

SPEAKER_06 34:56

I don't remember.

SPEAKER_10 34:57

I feel like You're done. You're done. You're done. You're done. You're done. You're done.

SPEAKER_06 35:04

Um, yeah, I love telling people that shit. You're done. Let's go. Let's go get out of here.

SPEAKER_10 35:09

I used to love when we worked at the bar together. I did too. And we would clock things at the same time.

SPEAKER_06 35:15

Yeah, yeah, yeah. I would see people that because this is a particular bar that you could be under 21 and be at.

SPEAKER_10 35:24

And um But you I mean, you had to be 18.

SPEAKER_06 35:27

Yeah, yeah, I had to be 18. And I would um I would see them, and then I would see you, and I'd be like, What'd they order?

SPEAKER_10 35:35

A shot of Hennessy and a shot of Malibu.

SPEAKER_06 35:37

I'm like, oh yeah. And I would just sit there at the bar with you and wait for the other person to take a shot. I'm like, yeah, y'all gotta go. And I'd be like, you're lucky I'm not banning y'all. Yeah, like you're just kicked out for tonight.

SPEAKER_10 35:46

They're like, how did you know?

SPEAKER_06 35:48

How did we know? Nobody fucking mixes Hennessy and fucking Malibu together.

SPEAKER_10 35:54

Pick some shit.

SPEAKER_06 35:56

Do a fucking mix drink and get two straws. Be fucking fucking spit it in each other's mouth. I don't fucking know.

SPEAKER_10 36:03

Get like a vodka soda and then like a soda water. So then, like, if you switch the cups, we can't fucking tell.

SPEAKER_06 36:09

Right, right, right.

SPEAKER_10 36:10

Like, be smart about it. Come on now. It didn't smell. And that's I mean, okay, well, I was about to say they sit right out in the open and do it, but that place didn't really have a spot to hide.

SPEAKER_06 36:23

Yeah. Lots of mirrors.

SPEAKER_10 36:25

Lots of mirrors. Lots of mirrors.

SPEAKER_06 36:28

Have you ever thrown up like that?

SPEAKER_10 36:30

Um, when I was a child.

SPEAKER_06 36:31

Yeah, because you don't throw up.

SPEAKER_10 36:32

I know.

SPEAKER_06 36:33

Funny, funny, fun, funny, fun fact about banana.

SPEAKER_10 36:38

She doesn't throw up.

SPEAKER_06 36:38

She doesn't throw up.

SPEAKER_10 36:39

I'd be wanting to sometimes.

SPEAKER_06 36:42

Yeah.

SPEAKER_10 36:42

Especially when I was pregnant. I wanted too many a times.

SPEAKER_06 36:45

Which is weird because never mind.

SPEAKER_10 36:48

Most people don't want to.

SPEAKER_06 36:49

No, I was gonna say something else, but never mind.

SPEAKER_10 36:51

Oh, okay. Well, maybe I can say it then. Okay, yeah, I said never mind.

SPEAKER_06 36:56

No, um I drunk throw up. What was the last about drunk? My birthday?

SPEAKER_10 37:02

Probably.

SPEAKER_06 37:03

No, not this one that passed, right? I haven't thrown up in a while.

SPEAKER_10 37:07

Um probably one of the times that you had vertigo.

SPEAKER_06 37:11

Yeah.

SPEAKER_10 37:12

And then before then, it was my birthday of last year. Yeah. Tell a story about that. I don't know if that was last year's birthday or the year before.

SPEAKER_06 37:23

Last year's birthday, we went to the ATM. And then um we met you at the ATM. I stayed the night here and then we went to Richmond. No, no, no. That was this year's birthday. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_10 37:35

That's what I'm saying. I don't know.

SPEAKER_06 37:36

How many birthdays have I had?

SPEAKER_10 37:38

39.

SPEAKER_06 37:39

Good job. Good job. Good job. Um 40 if I was Korean.

SPEAKER_10 37:44

Good for you.

SPEAKER_06 37:45

Because they count birthdays as soon as you're born. One.

SPEAKER_10 37:49

Anyway. Um, I don't know. I don't know.

SPEAKER_06 37:56

Right.

SPEAKER_10 37:57

Um, clock it.

SPEAKER_06 37:59

Yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_10 38:00

Um, I don't know if it was last year's birthday or the year before because everything kind of blends together at a certain point.

SPEAKER_05 38:07

Yeah.

SPEAKER_10 38:08

But um, I had gone home for something. I don't know why, I just went home for a little bit, I suppose. And then I went back to go get you. Because you didn't want to leave when I wanted to leave. And I was like, well, whatever, I'll be back. And I get back and you're just on a couch and you're just grumpy. You're like half asleep, drunk, grumpy. No shirt on? No, you still had your shirt on. Okay. Um, and I'm like, hey, let's go home. Like, get in the car, let's go home. No, I don't feel good. And I'm like, okay, well, we'll bring a trash bag with us. I don't just get in the car. Like, it's late as fuck. I'm trying to go back. The second time I've driven out here, like, let's go. And you're like, no, no, you don't get it. And you go to the bathroom and you throw up and you come out and you don't have a shirt on and you look at me and you look like you're about to cry, and you're like, see, I told you I don't feel good. And you sat back down and you crossed your arms and closed your eyes again. And I was like, What just get in the car? I and then you finally got in the car after like 20 minutes of arguing with you, and another person threatening to just drag you out there, and then you fell asleep for the whole car ride.

Feelings, Therapy, And A Rough Childhood

SPEAKER_06 39:31

So, um, I now I don't drink that much anymore. I'll drink every now and then, but I don't get fucking wasted. I used to do I used to love my favorite thing was if I started taking fucking shots, I would not stop. I would just fucking you want to do a shot. Do you want to do a shot? You don't want to do a shot, do you want to do a shot? And I'd fucking take shots with fucking everybody and um I The only time I would not remember shit is if I was throwing up. You would tell me stuff and be like, hey, you'd and I'd be like, No. Who would say that to you? What did I call you that one time? From a baby shower. I know. Winston loves. He already made me tell the baby store shower. Go ahead. Go tell the baby store shower.

SPEAKER_10 40:21

Well, it's it was a long day. Yeah. It was a long day. Um she was pregnant.

SPEAKER_06 40:27

I'm a piece of shit. That's the moral of the story.

SPEAKER_10 40:29

No, no, you started the day by taking a shot with everybody that walked through the door.

SPEAKER_06 40:33

I was excited about having a baby.

SPEAKER_10 40:35

We had quite a few people show up.

SPEAKER_06 40:37

Yeah.

SPEAKER_10 40:37

And then you left.

SPEAKER_06 40:39

I'm also a grand marshal of parties.

SPEAKER_10 40:42

No. Um, and then you left with the car keys.

SPEAKER_06 40:46

Yeah, that was an accident.

SPEAKER_10 40:47

Um, well, I don't think so because when you got to your destination, you bragged to everybody that you had the car keys. And me and the oldest were stuck.

SPEAKER_03 40:58

Yeah.

SPEAKER_10 40:59

Um, you about broke Winston's car.

SPEAKER_03 41:03

Yeah.

SPEAKER_10 41:04

You closed the back of the car on my head.

SPEAKER_05 41:06

Uh-huh.

SPEAKER_10 41:07

Um, I finally get the car keys back. This was another time where I went home and had to go back up there.

SPEAKER_06 41:14

Yeah. Because finally. Well, you love to you love to leave and then come back and get me.

SPEAKER_10 41:18

Because I don't think. Once you stopped partying. No, because I don't want to hear you waking me up in the morning, when are you coming get me? No.

SPEAKER_06 41:27

Also, when you stopped partying, you kinda didn't like to stay out late. You started you started giving me those vibes of like the fuck are we leaving?

SPEAKER_10 41:36

I was so pregnant. Of course I was ready to go.

SPEAKER_06 41:40

And I would lie.

SPEAKER_10 41:41

All of my organs were in my chest.

SPEAKER_06 41:43

I'm like, five minutes.

SPEAKER_10 41:45

I had a belly out to here.

SPEAKER_06 41:48

Right.

SPEAKER_10 41:49

My back hurt.

SPEAKER_06 41:51

So what else happened with the with the baby shower?

SPEAKER_10 41:54

Uh well, when I came back to get you, you were eating celery with your eyes closed. Yeah. Sounds like I said, hey, let's go. And you flipped me off, still with your eyes closed, still crunching on your celery. Told me I was a dumb bitch.

SPEAKER_05 42:07

Yeah.

SPEAKER_10 42:09

Um, and whatever else you said to me finally got you in the car and home.

SPEAKER_05 42:13

Right.

SPEAKER_10 42:14

And then when you woke up because you didn't feel good, right? I made sure to tell you bright and early at like six o'clock in the morning.

SPEAKER_06 42:22

You said so I'm a dumb bitch. I was like, who would say that to you? And you're like, you motherfucker. It's like, no.

SPEAKER_07 42:29

I know you're like trying to wake up and get your barracks.

SPEAKER_06 42:32

I'm like, F and and but that's one of the reasons why I stopped drinking as much, is because I am a dick. When I drink, sometimes I fucking can be a dick. Sometimes I'm really fun. But then I get to like that point where I'm like, oh, I'm fucking annoyed with everything, so I'm gonna be a dick.

SPEAKER_08 42:51

That's fair.

SPEAKER_06 42:52

Yeah, you used to get drunk and just uh wow out. It was so fun. Simpler times.

SPEAKER_10 43:00

Now I just, you know, Lego Party's pretty cool.

SPEAKER_06 43:04

Lego Party is dope. Mario Party's dope.

SPEAKER_10 43:06

Okay. I like Lego Party better because Bro, but Mario Party, we could be teammates. Rosalina.

SPEAKER_07 43:14

Well, we could be teammates and Wario.

SPEAKER_06 43:17

No, Walla Ouija.

SPEAKER_07 43:18

Or whoever.

SPEAKER_06 43:20

Yeah, fucking Walla Ouija.

SPEAKER_07 43:22

They are some B words.

SPEAKER_06 43:25

Yeah. Um, I wonder if we could be teammates on the Lego party game.

SPEAKER_10 43:30

I don't know. We haven't tried.

SPEAKER_06 43:32

We haven't.

SPEAKER_10 43:32

I tried to get us to switch to Lego party, and you were like, Mario Party.

SPEAKER_06 43:36

Bro, it was also like three o'clock in the fucking morning. I was exhausted. I don't think dump some monster in your eyeballs. No, listen, it's the same thing that I tell Winston, Winstoni. The fact that I work all fucking week. Like, like this week, I worked all fucking week.

SPEAKER_10 43:56

Good job.

SPEAKER_06 43:57

Up early, up late.

SPEAKER_10 43:58

Like right now, I've been up for No, you haven't been up late all week.

SPEAKER_06 44:04

No, up early.

SPEAKER_10 44:05

Yeah, but you said up early, up late.

SPEAKER_06 44:07

It's late for getting five hours of sleep a night is staying up late. Yeah, because I don't want to go to bed at seven.

SPEAKER_10 44:13

Well, just go to bed at seven.

SPEAKER_06 44:14

Because I actually no, because I actually want to hang out with my kids.

SPEAKER_10 44:17

Be well rested. You'll see them on the weekend.

Work, Music, And Total Wine Encounters

SPEAKER_06 44:19

No, I don't want to be that person. We be chilling while you're at school. Also, I've been up for 23 hours. I thought I was drunk right now. I'm just tired. Um. No, when you're at school.

SPEAKER_10 44:35

So we're gonna play Lego party when we get home?

SPEAKER_06 44:37

Well, I don't know about that. I feel so uncomfortable on this side. I want to like lean back, but I can't. I feel like I've been fucking leaning forward the whole time. I'm gonna switch my chair real quick. Hold on.

SPEAKER_12 44:50

Why did you get out of the chair like that? Why the fuck did you slide out of it like that?

SPEAKER_06 44:55

How did I get out?

SPEAKER_12 44:56

I don't know. You look like you've never used a chair before.

SPEAKER_06 45:00

I actually have never used a chair before. No, um, while you're at fucking school, me and the boys be fucking chilling. And when I say me and the boys, me and Ollie be chillin'.

SPEAKER_10 45:13

I know the oldest does not hang out.

SPEAKER_06 45:14

No, he does not like me.

SPEAKER_10 45:16

Only when you take all his electronics.

SPEAKER_06 45:20

Yeah, we took his electronics away from that one time and he just like hung out in the living room. You would watch that show? You would watch Modern Family? It's funny, right? It's hilarious.

SPEAKER_12 45:31

I know, and then as soon as he got his phone back, Bro, we haven't watched it again. He'd be like, I haven't fucking watched anything. He's like, mmm.

SPEAKER_06 45:40

Let's watch Modern Family. He's like, ugh. What do you think? We're friends?

SPEAKER_12 45:44

Right.

SPEAKER_06 45:45

Uh no, me and Ollie be fucking like chilling, dog. I usually just let him watch TV and I watch TikTok really loud. Or he watches YouTube really loud and I watch TV.

SPEAKER_10 45:58

So y'all don't even do anything together.

SPEAKER_06 46:00

Yes, we do. You know what? You know what we do together? We sit next to each other. Quality time.

SPEAKER_10 46:08

Quality time. Me and him paint together.

SPEAKER_06 46:11

Bro, it's eight o'clock at night. It's eight o'clock at night. We it's cold. You can do a craft with him.

SPEAKER_10 46:18

You could color.

SPEAKER_06 46:19

Color what?

SPEAKER_10 46:21

Get a coloring book.

SPEAKER_06 46:22

All right.

SPEAKER_10 46:23

Color with it. He loves to color.

SPEAKER_06 46:25

I'm gonna buy a coloring book tomorrow.

SPEAKER_10 46:26

You I'm pretty sure there's one at the house.

SPEAKER_06 46:29

Well, I want my own coloring book.

SPEAKER_10 46:30

No, I'm pretty sure you have one at the house.

SPEAKER_06 46:32

No, I never got it, remember? Because you made me feel bad about it.

SPEAKER_10 46:35

No, I didn't. You literally got it because we got the colored pencils and you didn't like the colored pencils.

SPEAKER_06 46:39

Oh, yeah, yeah. I didn't like the colored pencils. They did suck.

SPEAKER_10 46:41

So you have the book.

SPEAKER_06 46:43

Okay.

SPEAKER_10 46:43

So don't try to put the pencil.

SPEAKER_06 46:45

What kind of book did I get?

SPEAKER_10 46:46

No, something with simple pictures.

SPEAKER_06 46:49

Yeah, yeah. I don't like uh I don't like the adult coloring books. They fucking suck.

SPEAKER_10 46:57

Well, you just don't have the patience.

SPEAKER_06 46:59

I don't like all the little shapes and stars and triangles, squares.

SPEAKER_08 47:07

You just listed shapes.

SPEAKER_06 47:09

Circles.

SPEAKER_08 47:09

You could have just left it as shapes.

SPEAKER_06 47:12

Um, I think let me see. Let me go back. Yeah. You always want to talk to me when I'm watching TikTok.

SPEAKER_10 47:19

And then Oh, you have more things that you don't like about this? No, no, I'm gonna go to the house.

SPEAKER_06 47:23

I'm gonna go to the house. The oldest. I don't like that he thinks he's an adult now. If he calls me fat ass one more time, I'm gonna uppercut him through the ceiling. I'm literally like, hey man, blah blah blah blah blah. And he tries to talk under his breath. But I'm not deaf. I just don't pay attention sometimes. No, I'm not deaf. Yeah, whatever fat ass. Fuck'd you say? No, I wasn't talking to you. I was talking to myself because I was about to eat something that I shouldn't.

SPEAKER_10 47:55

My favorite was the day that he yelled like in my ear because he was trying to yell at you. And I said, Hey, you don't have to yell in my ear. And he was like, Now I'm yelling at you because you made me mad. And I was like, all I said was get out of my face with that.

SPEAKER_06 48:07

Raising a fucking teenager is the worst, and it makes you want to fucking throw hands. I when he turns 18, we should jump him.

SPEAKER_10 48:17

We could probably jump him now.

SPEAKER_06 48:20

We might get a couple more people.

SPEAKER_11 48:23

No, I don't think we do.

SPEAKER_06 48:25

I don't know. If he like really uses his strength, we might need a couple more. No, just get him in a chokehold. He's bigger than us. Just get him in a chokehold. He's bigger than us.

SPEAKER_10 48:34

He is an inch taller than us.

SPEAKER_06 48:36

He's bigger than us. I'm pretty sure his hands are bigger than mine.

SPEAKER_11 48:40

He is like an inch, inch and a half taller than us.

SPEAKER_06 48:43

And then Ollie, what does he do that gets on my nerves?

SPEAKER_11 48:46

Everything.

SPEAKER_06 48:47

Yeah. Exists. Like, I'm glad he's alive, but like, be alive in the kitchen.

SPEAKER_10 48:54

No. Because have you watched him try to mess with kitchen stuff while I'm trying to do kitchen stuff? The other day he And then he threw my plant.

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SPEAKER_06 49:04

The other day he he tried to climb up on the stove while she was boiling water.

SPEAKER_10 49:11

Well, and he tried to stick like his hand like with the pot. And I was like, I don't need you to do that.

SPEAKER_06 49:17

I remember back in the day they said let them touch a hot hot stove. They'll learn their lesson. I don't think Ollie Wood.

SPEAKER_10 49:27

No.

SPEAKER_06 49:27

He's like, it's not hot this time.

SPEAKER_10 49:30

No, he literally does that with the oven. He like he kind of grazed it one time when it was like cooling off.

SPEAKER_05 49:36

Right.

SPEAKER_10 49:36

And he was like, oh, that's hot. And then anytime it's open now, he's like, it's not hot.

SPEAKER_06 49:42

Right. You're right, it's not this time, but like Yeah, so that brings me to my next segment that I wanted to talk about. I'm gonna get comfortable because Okay.

SPEAKER_10 49:55

Good for you.

SPEAKER_06 49:56

So um I I How does it feel to um live and raise and give birth to a child that acts exactly like I do?

SPEAKER_10 50:14

Um as I said, um I've seen a post circulate online that's like choose your baby daddy wisely.

SPEAKER_06 50:24

So do you think that you didn't choose wisely?

SPEAKER_10 50:26

Well, if I would have known would have known what? That I did crack two, maybe three, four dozen times, seven times. Um no, it's fine. We have a really cute kid. He's pretty cool. He's my best friend. Six don't start. Okay. Um I just wish that I would have known it was gonna be three of you.

SPEAKER_05 50:51

Yeah.

SPEAKER_10 50:52

That all act the exact same, just at different stages in your life. Um, I think I would have like maybe pre-planned like a therapist on speed dial.

SPEAKER_06 51:03

Yeah, you fucked up there or something.

SPEAKER_10 51:05

Um, because some days y'all are a bit much, especially if everybody's having a day.

SPEAKER_05 51:10

Yeah.

SPEAKER_10 51:11

Um so yeah. Especially you like to do that thing because you you drive for work. So you know you don't text. Right. So like you have those days where sometimes you call me 57,000 times.

SPEAKER_06 51:25

Have you noticed that hasn't happened lately?

SPEAKER_10 51:26

No, I appreciate it. I love you. I love to talk to you. But there's like, you know, you'll wake me up like when you messed up your lunch and grabbed regular eggs instead of the boiled eggs that I peeled. And you call me at three o'clock in the morning to wake me up and go, Why did you pack me raw eggs? I didn't.

SPEAKER_06 51:47

But also I learned from my mistakes. Remember last time when you didn't pack me any eggs? And I waited until you woke up and I said, Hey, did you boil me eggs? And you were like, No, my bad. And I was like, it's all good. So I learned from my mistakes.

SPEAKER_10 52:02

You also called me and woke me up to tell me that you fell out of your truck, crashed your car.

SPEAKER_06 52:09

Yeah, we showed that video on like the second episode.

SPEAKER_10 52:13

And then you got mad at me for chuckling. It's not even funny. And I was like, bro, you can't leave at this hour.

SPEAKER_06 52:20

We were leaving the next it was a year ago, like right now.

SPEAKER_10 52:22

Yeah. Well, no.

SPEAKER_06 52:24

A couple weeks ago.

SPEAKER_10 52:25

Yeah, because it was Thanksgiving.

SPEAKER_06 52:26

We were leaving the next day.

SPEAKER_10 52:28

Yeah, and Ollie Rain faceplanted outside and busted his lip, and he wasn't bloody hands.

SPEAKER_06 52:35

Like it was bullshit.

SPEAKER_10 52:36

You survived though.

SPEAKER_06 52:39

I would have to say barely.

SPEAKER_10 52:41

You survived. It was kind of I also love you calling me too. When I'm in shambles about my cat being missing, and you're like, I got a really bad accident. Me, me, me, me, meh, meh meh. Now I'm like throwing Ollie to his brother, and I've got Ashley with me, and we're going down the interstate, and because I had to get off and get back on to get to you, I we pass you. And I was like, This motherfucker's just standing outside. I'm thinking the car's flipped over.

SPEAKER_06 53:12

Was it not a bad accident?

SPEAKER_10 53:15

It could have been so significantly worse. Like when you tell me, it could have not happened at all. But when you tell me bad accident, I'm thinking you like flipped the car. When I or like when I called you, hit that pole that it was by, I'm thinking you did something like that. Like the whole the airbags are deployed, that type of situation. When it happened, no, I watched the video.

SPEAKER_06 53:38

It felt severe. It felt like it was a bad accident. No, I mean, I was if I've if I'm wrecking and I can see the person I'm wrecking also looking at me and we're head on with each other. Yeah. Yeah.

SPEAKER_10 53:52

Okay. No, I will admit that it was probably scary.

SPEAKER_06 53:56

Right.

SPEAKER_10 53:57

However, I just need you to know that it's okay to be scared.

SPEAKER_06 54:01

No, I wasn't scared.

SPEAKER_10 54:02

Men can feel feelings. It's fine. No, they can't. Yes, they yes, they can.

SPEAKER_06 54:05

No, we're feel your feelings. I'm a biotic man. I don't have feelings.

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SPEAKER_10 54:10

Meanwhile he's used better help before, so don't worry. It's a great site. Anyway, we support we support healthy mental health.

SPEAKER_06 54:21

Not here at here at NASCAR filtered.

SPEAKER_09 54:29

Y'all couldn't even steam the flag before. It's just fresh out the back.

SPEAKER_06 54:35

This is not my choice. It's not even supposed to be a NASCAR flag. Well, it is. Yeah, no, it is. Um probably cover it and you won't even be able to see NASCAR. No, uh, no, men, men can have feelings. I'm joking. I'm really big into mental health. I think it's important to talk about your feelings and all of that. Been through a lot of therapy, so I had a pretty fucked up childhood.

SPEAKER_09 55:00

So Yeah, you did.

SPEAKER_11 55:02

Yeah.

SPEAKER_06 55:04

Yeah.

SPEAKER_11 55:05

What a wild time that must have been.

SPEAKER_06 55:08

Yeah. Well, wild's probably an understatement.

SPEAKER_10 55:14

But my favorite was you taking me to like your childhood home.

SPEAKER_06 55:17

And I'm like, Childhood home?

SPEAKER_10 55:19

Did it always look like this?

SPEAKER_06 55:21

Hold on, which one? The trailer park?

SPEAKER_12 55:22

Yeah.

SPEAKER_06 55:23

Oh yeah.

SPEAKER_12 55:23

I'm like, did it always look like this? You're like, yeah. I was like, this is terrible. Yeah.

SPEAKER_10 55:28

So how did you live there? It looks like it should be condemned.

SPEAKER_06 55:32

I was doing these runs that would go right past where I grew up at. And it's like, like I said, it's not real good memories. But it's like my mom was like, hey, why don't you go in there and like it sounds weird, but like forgive the trailer park, even though it's not the trailer park squad.

SPEAKER_10 55:52

But it's one of those things like that's where a lot of that stuff started.

SPEAKER_06 55:54

So yeah. So I decided, like, you're my person, like, let's go do this together. And it's it wasn't fun. I mean, it wasn't fun, but I didn't really worry about it ever again. I would walk past it to go to the Bojangles when I was when I was getting fucking uh offloaded. I didn't care. I went to Bojangles like three times that day.

SPEAKER_07 56:17

Three times?

SPEAKER_06 56:19

Yeah, three, three. I went there like your order each time. Well, um maybe twice.

SPEAKER_09 56:27

Saying hi. Right. I was like, I'm still here. Still here. It's me, your boy. It's bowl time.

SPEAKER_10 56:34

What's up, big dog?

SPEAKER_06 56:36

No, um, yeah, that's his other one. What's up, big dog?

SPEAKER_10 56:39

What's up, big dog?

SPEAKER_06 56:40

What's up, big dog? I know love you. I love mama.

SPEAKER_08 56:45

He does love me.

SPEAKER_06 56:47

He loves to tell me that I'm not his best friend, which is fine.

SPEAKER_08 56:50

Cause I'm his best friend.

SPEAKER_06 56:52

Yeah, y'all can be best friends all fucking day. I don't need her. I got Winston. That's my big dog.

SPEAKER_10 57:00

Move in with your big dog.

SPEAKER_06 57:02

He's my biggest dog. Um so one thing that um hold on, let me get a little bit of this drink. Hold on.

SPEAKER_10 57:14

Saying big dog a bunch, maybe want to like bark into the mic, but like, do it, don't do it. I refuse. No.

SPEAKER_06 57:21

Come on, you get one.

SPEAKER_10 57:22

I can't do it like that. I can't I can't make any of the fun sounds. Do it. No, I'm good. I won't subject myself to that. Okay, Perry. Why are you still going?

SPEAKER_06 57:38

All right, my bad. Um, I get hype with the bark, and you know that.

SPEAKER_10 57:41

I know you had the lady in Total Wine that one night. Confused.

SPEAKER_06 57:45

How come stuff always happens at Total Wine?

SPEAKER_02 57:47

Remember, we were about to go um that lady was about to take you wherever you wanted to go.

SPEAKER_06 57:53

We were about to go uh down to Charlotte and I walk inside Total Wine. She goes, Hey.

SPEAKER_10 57:59

No, she said, Hey.

SPEAKER_11 58:01

And she's looking you up and down. She's like, in your face. I'm just like.

SPEAKER_06 58:06

I don't think she worked there either.

SPEAKER_11 58:07

I'm pretty sure she did work there. I think she was in a uniform.

SPEAKER_06 58:10

Jeez, I was like, but still got it. She wasn't ugly.

SPEAKER_11 58:13

She was ready to take you on whatever adventure.

SPEAKER_06 58:16

I should have taken her up on it, at least got some money out of the deal.

SPEAKER_11 58:19

Why would she have paid you?

SPEAKER_06 58:21

That's what older women do.

SPEAKER_08 58:22

I don't think she was older than you.

SPEAKER_02 58:24

I think she was closer to my age.

SPEAKER_06 58:28

Listen.

SPEAKER_02 58:28

I think you were the old guy.

SPEAKER_06 58:30

In my head, I'm 26.

SPEAKER_09 58:33

You're not.

SPEAKER_06 58:34

So, yeah.

SPEAKER_09 58:34

You're not.

SPEAKER_06 58:35

I'm a child. I mean, no, I'm a I'm a young adult. Sometimes I still do the thing where I'm like, where are the parents? Where are the adults at? Do you ever do that? Um We do when we do things at the school, I'm like, why are there no adults here?

SPEAKER_10 58:51

But I'm literally the adult at the school. You're the worst with it. I'm the adult for the doctors, the school.

SPEAKER_06 58:58

I'm the worst with all of it.

SPEAKER_10 58:59

I know. That's why I handle everything. Um, no, I I don't normally ask where the adults are. I normally just sometimes it's awkward being at like the high school stuff because like all the parents are talking and they're like, your age bracket or older. And then there's me. Um then I'm like, ha ha ha ha ha. Yeah, when I graduated in 2000. No, I was a wee child when all these people graduated.

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SPEAKER_06 59:37

Yeah, I um I used to feel like that. Like, you know, the younger parent. I remember when Xavier first started soccer. I was like 20, I think about 26, 25, 26, right? I guess 28. No, but still young compared to a lot of others. You know, in their 40s. You know, like um. You know, so I I get that. I used to have people uh having conversations around me, and I didn't I'm like, I don't know what that is. I don't know what a a 401 K I R A Roth account is. I don't know what that means.

SPEAKER_10 1:00:25

I just I'll I'll just hear him talking about stuff sometimes and I'm like, well, this is awkward. Please don't ask me any questions about my life because I quite literally will go take shots in this high school's bathroom.

SPEAKER_06 1:00:40

Leave me alone. You'll probably get suspended. Oh my God. I meant go to school there. I always fuck that up. I think Xavier's going to work and I'm going to school.

SPEAKER_10 1:00:53

Yeah, every time.

SPEAKER_06 1:00:54

Yeah.

SPEAKER_10 1:00:55

Every time. I hate that we go places sometimes. Okay. So because of the age difference, like when you got in your really bad accident.

SPEAKER_03 1:01:04

Right.

SPEAKER_10 1:01:05

And I'm like walking back to like my car to go grab something. And the mom of the girl that you got in the accident with, she stops me and she's like, Do you have your dad's information? I was like, the bald white guy. Right. Not my father. Sorry. We share a child.

SPEAKER_06 1:01:25

Right. I am old.

SPEAKER_10 1:01:27

Yeah.

SPEAKER_06 1:01:28

Oh, wait. I'll be trying to do stuff.

SPEAKER_10 1:01:38

I think we could have lived without that.

SPEAKER_06 1:01:40

Yeah, I just wanted to press a button.

SPEAKER_10 1:01:42

Okay.

SPEAKER_06 1:01:42

That's what it'd be cool.

SPEAKER_10 1:01:44

Or like tonight, getting alcohol.

unknown 1:01:49

Yeah.

SPEAKER_10 1:01:50

You're like right next to me, and the lady's like, I need to see your ID. Like, you're not an adult.

SPEAKER_06 1:01:55

That's insane. I was like, I wonder how people look at me.

SPEAKER_10 1:01:58

I was born in the 1900s. Like, I'm I promise you, I'm an adult.

SPEAKER_06 1:02:04

I wonder how people think when I'm like when I smack your butt or you know, something like that, or like fill you up.

SPEAKER_10 1:02:10

They probably think you have a lot of money or something.

SPEAKER_06 1:02:14

Right. Right. Yeah.

SPEAKER_09 1:02:18

We're just on a date.

SPEAKER_06 1:02:20

I just hope nobody ever comes up to me. Sometimes my flip switches, my switch flips, my flips, my switch flips, whatever happens. No, what I was gonna say earlier.

SPEAKER_10 1:02:31

Terms tabled.

SPEAKER_06 1:02:32

Oh that one actually was show up.

SPEAKER_10 1:02:36

That's also you be doing that at the table, like right across from me.

SPEAKER_06 1:02:40

I know.

SPEAKER_10 1:02:40

But like significantly closer than that.

SPEAKER_06 1:02:42

Right.

unknown 1:02:43

Right.

SPEAKER_10 1:02:43

And you'd be like, when you're done.

SPEAKER_06 1:02:45

And I'm like, I'd just be trying to live my life.

SPEAKER_10 1:02:48

That's fine.

SPEAKER_06 1:02:49

Just one day at a time.

SPEAKER_10 1:02:51

Breathe a different direction.

unknown 1:02:52

Yeah.

SPEAKER_06 1:02:53

I'm working on it.

SPEAKER_10 1:02:54

I don't think you are.

SPEAKER_06 1:02:55

I'll be a gentleman one day.

SPEAKER_10 1:02:56

Probably not.

SPEAKER_06 1:02:58

Um I love and hate that we're so close in our relationship now that today.

SPEAKER_09 1:03:10

I know exactly what story this is.

SPEAKER_06 1:03:13

So I am using the bathroom.

SPEAKER_10 1:03:16

Okay. Can I be honest though? When I walked in there. No, listen.

SPEAKER_06 1:03:20

Can I be honest?

SPEAKER_10 1:03:21

Listen, listen. When I walked in there in my defense, I had not looked down at all. Okay. I only saw your face, and I know you be sitting sometimes.

SPEAKER_06 1:03:32

I didn't think you were doing anything. Hold on, hold on, hold on.

SPEAKER_12 1:03:35

I thought the lid was down.

SPEAKER_06 1:03:37

No, hold on, hold on. So I'm like, okay. I could take a shit. Ollie wants his once his shows. I'm gonna take a shit. So I go in there, I'm like sitting on the toilet, and Ollie's like jiggling the doorknob doorknob, fucking kicking the door, hit. I'm like, what's up? So I finally unlocking it, open it. I'm like, what? Mama take my shows. And then Hannah comes busting in there. Stop giving him his damn shows, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. And I'm like, I am shitting. I was like, okay, okay. And she's like pointing in my fucking face. Like, I'm like, I just want to just take a shit. I've never been that person that's like, hey, come join me in the back. Like, I love my little alone time of shitting. I don't think long in there. But like I do it.

SPEAKER_09 1:04:24

I don't need to be in there while you do it. That's why I didn't look down. So hot.

SPEAKER_06 1:04:28

So tell tell go ahead. Tell what happened when you look down.

SPEAKER_09 1:04:31

No, I'm good. You can tell it. You finish the story.

SPEAKER_06 1:04:33

This chicken head is gonna look down at me and go, I didn't realize that your dick is tucked in.

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SPEAKER_10 1:04:44

I'm pretty sure I said penis.

SPEAKER_06 1:04:45

Penis, whatever. It's tucked into the fucking toilet. And I said, Where would you want it to go?

SPEAKER_10 1:04:53

You didn't even say it like that, though. You said, where else would it be?

SPEAKER_06 1:04:57

Number one, I'm almost 300 pounds.

SPEAKER_10 1:05:00

Oh my goodness.

SPEAKER_06 1:05:01

So I'm taking up the whole toilet anyways.

SPEAKER_10 1:05:03

The arms were going. You were yelling. I said the arms were going.

SPEAKER_06 1:05:07

My arms?

SPEAKER_10 1:05:08

Yeah.

SPEAKER_06 1:05:09

I'm sure I looked ridiculous.

SPEAKER_10 1:05:10

You did look ridiculous. And that's when I realized that you were actually using the bathroom and not just sitting there.

SPEAKER_06 1:05:15

I was trying to. That was the worst shit of my life.

SPEAKER_10 1:05:18

Well, I didn't know it was happening.

SPEAKER_06 1:05:20

I don't even like pissing in front of y'all sometimes. So what?

SPEAKER_10 1:05:27

I'd be tired of you going to the bathroom. You don't need to pee anymore. I stand in the shower to pee.

SPEAKER_06 1:05:35

So I don't have. I don't need Viagra yet.

SPEAKER_10 1:05:42

No, what happens is you roll out of bed still asleep to go pee.

SPEAKER_06 1:05:46

Yeah. But what I'm saying is, like, I'm normally erect.

SPEAKER_10 1:05:50

Pee everywhere.

SPEAKER_06 1:05:51

So my pee is different and I'm half asleep. I should probably just start sitting down and tucking in then. You come in the bathroom, I'm fucking sitting down at three o'clock in the morning, like, shitting again?

SPEAKER_10 1:06:04

Oh my God. No. I think I went upstairs twice before I went to sleep the other night. And it was like both times because I can hear you down the like when I'm downstairs, I can hear you just you're slamming the door and fucking throwing yourself back into bed. And I'm like, okay, well, he got up to pee, whatever. And then I go up there and I'm like, I'm gonna pee down. And then I like mop the fucking floor. I know you guys told me to sit down.

SPEAKER_06 1:06:31

You told me one day that you're the only person in the house that doesn't piss on the floor themselves.

SPEAKER_10 1:06:36

No, literally. I am the only one.

SPEAKER_06 1:06:40

I almost pissed on myself this morning.

SPEAKER_10 1:06:42

You peed on my cat.

SPEAKER_06 1:06:43

Yeah.

SPEAKER_10 1:06:45

She was just walking.

SPEAKER_06 1:06:47

That was an accident.

SPEAKER_11 1:06:48

You peed on her.

SPEAKER_06 1:06:49

It was an accident.

SPEAKER_11 1:06:50

I don't know if it was.

SPEAKER_06 1:06:52

I didn't like I didn't like walk up on her in her territory. Like I she wasn't at the fucking litter box and I started pissing on the litter box. She was near the toilet. So she got pissed on.

SPEAKER_10 1:07:03

She was on the floor.

SPEAKER_06 1:07:06

Yeah. Where I pee at. That's your splash pad. Yeah, that's the like SeaWorld has the splash zone. That's uh yeah, the splash zone. Like shamu does a thing.

SPEAKER_10 1:07:19

Never been to SeaWorld. We don't support them.

SPEAKER_06 1:07:21

No, me neither, B, but I'm just saying, like one time my parents took me. And when I was a kid, I ain't had no choice but to support what they said.

SPEAKER_03 1:07:31

Yeah. Oh, okay.

SPEAKER_06 1:07:32

I went to the one somewhere where they have a roller coaster.

SPEAKER_09 1:07:37

Wow.

SPEAKER_06 1:07:38

Yeah. SeaWorld with a roller coaster. I don't know where that's at. Who do we support, Hannah? Anybody? No. Seems like nowadays we're just like, we don't support that person.

SPEAKER_08 1:07:47

Small businesses.

SPEAKER_06 1:07:49

Right. Is um small businesses. I don't know any. What?

SPEAKER_09 1:08:00

Me.

SPEAKER_06 1:08:00

Oh, you're a small business. Oh yeah. Hannah is, yeah. If y'all ever need some photography photos, some photos taken.

SPEAKER_10 1:08:12

Um what a great pitch. Thank you so much.

SPEAKER_06 1:08:15

Would you call me? No, um, Hannah takes beautiful, wonderful pictures, weddings, birthdays, anniversaries, funerals. She does it all. From birth to death. She's there.

SPEAKER_10 1:08:31

I don't know if I know many funeral photographers, but would not be opposed to capturing your status.

SPEAKER_06 1:08:40

You got people with uh the dead propped up and they're fucking taking pictures.

SPEAKER_11 1:08:45

Well, I don't think I'd prop the deceased up.

SPEAKER_06 1:08:47

Have you ever seen that?

SPEAKER_11 1:08:48

No, I don't think so.

SPEAKER_06 1:08:50

You've never seen the uh like at funerals they have like somebody propped up in a fucking chair or like with sunglasses on, like weekend at Bernie doing it.

SPEAKER_10 1:09:01

Not like present day.

SPEAKER_06 1:09:02

What do you mean?

SPEAKER_10 1:09:04

I mean, like I've seen photos from like especially like the deep south. Right. Like Louisiana. Right. Um where you're from? Well, I was born there. I'm not from there. Um, but I've I've seen pictures um where people have like, oh, Mima died, so we'll just sit her in her chair so that everybody's got time to come say goodbye. Because you know they work and stuff like that.

SPEAKER_06 1:09:31

So you want to be a photographer for that?

SPEAKER_10 1:09:33

No, I'm not saying that. That's what it would be fire.

SPEAKER_06 1:09:35

You can do Polaroids.

SPEAKER_10 1:09:36

I said I'm not saying that I wouldn't. I just you don't. There's not like a market.

SPEAKER_06 1:09:41

Hey, you're over here like hey, you're like, all right, smile. Meanwhile, you too. They're like, just take the oh my god.

SPEAKER_11 1:09:53

You don't have to shake Polaroids, you can just set them down.

SPEAKER_06 1:09:56

Not anymore. You gotta shake it like a Polaroid picture. Just and then you gotta look at it and be like, nope, not ready yet.

SPEAKER_10 1:10:04

That would be wild. For the longest time, I still low key think about it all the time. Like a crime scene photographer would be Yeah. It'd be really cool. But everything I've read, you have to be a cop first.

SPEAKER_06 1:10:19

I don't know.

SPEAKER_10 1:10:21

No, I didn't make that face at you as a question. I made it as like no. I don't want to be a cop.

SPEAKER_06 1:10:27

Right. I've thought about being a cop.

SPEAKER_10 1:10:29

You've told me a lot.

SPEAKER_06 1:10:31

Yeah, I don't know.

SPEAKER_10 1:10:34

Do what you do.

SPEAKER_06 1:10:35

Yeah. Do what you do. You and your group. Yeah, I would be. I would just I to be honest, I would want to be like a fucking like DOT truck driver cop. Which sounds fucked up because I hate them, but it would be in my wheelhouse.

SPEAKER_10 1:10:54

You do no trucks. What um fuck Mac trucks. They're just moving. Why are you going 80 in a 25?

SPEAKER_06 1:11:02

Trucks and dump trucks?

SPEAKER_10 1:11:03

Yeah. Why are you going 80 in a 25 and tow trucks?

SPEAKER_06 1:11:08

So my homeboy BR, you know, yeah. We go to this area in Richmond, and um these fucking dump trucks would just throw rocks at your fucking windshield and just fuck it up all the time, and it's fucking pisses me off.

SPEAKER_10 1:11:27

That's how my windshield got cracked.

SPEAKER_06 1:11:30

What did I get you for your birthday? Did I get you anything?

SPEAKER_10 1:11:36

I don't know. Oh, you got me a pottery wheel.

SPEAKER_06 1:11:42

I did get you oh yeah, that's right.

SPEAKER_10 1:11:44

And the camera.

SPEAKER_06 1:11:45

Do you feel like I'm a good gift giver?

SPEAKER_10 1:11:49

I mean, I normally send you a list, so yeah. Well you're pretty good at sticking to the list. Our first year.

SPEAKER_06 1:11:59

Why?

SPEAKER_10 1:12:00

Because I've not submitted a list and you're spending a lot.

SPEAKER_06 1:12:04

I don't need a list. I know you.

SPEAKER_10 1:12:08

Well, I don't know you, so you don't know me. I'm kidding.

SPEAKER_06 1:12:13

Xbox.

SPEAKER_10 1:12:14

They're not getting you an Xbox.

SPEAKER_06 1:12:15

NHL 26.

SPEAKER_10 1:12:16

We have 12 Xboxes in the home.

SPEAKER_06 1:12:18

I want the newest Xbox.

SPEAKER_10 1:12:20

We have 12 at home.

SPEAKER_06 1:12:22

We don't have 12. We have two. One was in the living room. One was upstairs. Why do we have three for?

SPEAKER_10 1:12:29

I thought we had three. No, we got two.

SPEAKER_06 1:12:32

We have two. Where would the third one be at?

SPEAKER_08 1:12:37

I don't know. Upstairs?

SPEAKER_06 1:12:39

No, no, I brought it downstairs. No, remember the first year that we were dating for like a month. And I bought you the uh necklace with the uh moondust in it. Moon rocks and then Martian dust.

SPEAKER_10 1:12:59

And then I started sharing stuff on Facebook so you would see that I wanted it. And you would buy it for me. Like what? Like my knife set and my bat ring.

SPEAKER_06 1:13:08

Well the bat ring, I actually had to go stalk your Facebook for like the year before that. But I still got it.

SPEAKER_10 1:13:16

So I don't think it was a whole year back.

SPEAKER_06 1:13:19

Maybe not, but what are we over here fucking splitting hairs?

SPEAKER_10 1:13:22

Yeah. Um You're obsessed with me. It's fine. Just a minute.

SPEAKER_06 1:13:30

Why are you so obsessed with me? No, I am obsessed with you. I think you're uh cooler than the other side of the pillow. And the best thing since sliced bread.

SPEAKER_10 1:13:42

Boss man.

SPEAKER_06 1:13:44

Big boss man.

SPEAKER_09 1:13:45

Alright, I didn't have to be big. Yeah.

SPEAKER_06 1:13:47

Alright, little boss man. Tiny boss man. In size. Take a look at the screen. Yeah, oh yeah. I love this.

SPEAKER_10 1:14:01

You're so good at this. Y'all love to have technical difficulties when I show up.

SPEAKER_06 1:14:08

I know. What the fuck? Oh there we go. Whatever. Fuck it.

SPEAKER_10 1:14:38

What's happening?

SPEAKER_06 1:14:39

I don't know.

SPEAKER_10 1:14:41

Do you not press the arrows on the side to go down to a different video?

SPEAKER_06 1:14:45

I try to.

SPEAKER_10 1:14:46

You don't even get to the other side.

SPEAKER_06 1:14:47

No, but I I was able to do it on the keyboard earlier.

SPEAKER_04 1:15:00

Let me tell you. Do my little boot then. So I'm not giving a book what you do with any criminal line. Do a little bootline. You mean outfit? You with anime club and no one anyway. It's gonna be a fun. You it's anime club, and I'm no one boot and give a book what you do today, girl.

SPEAKER_10 1:15:59

Cutie Batooties.

SPEAKER_06 1:16:01

Yes. The Batooties.

SPEAKER_08 1:16:07

Let's see if our kid plays hockey.

SPEAKER_06 1:16:09

I would love for him to fucking play hockey. I think it'd be so fucking dope if he did.

SPEAKER_10 1:16:14

I know, but right now he's reached that stage where he's scared of a lot of stuff. And gets scared.

SPEAKER_06 1:16:23

I think I have one more video for you. If I can get over there. This is so fucking dumb.

SPEAKER_10 1:16:31

Why did you leave from there?

SPEAKER_06 1:16:33

Well, I had to go press fucking. Alright. It's another hockey. Yeah.

SPEAKER_12 1:17:13

I think it's gonna be expensive either way.

SPEAKER_06 1:17:27

I actually remember that game. It's not great.

SPEAKER_10 1:17:38

I like that video. I know you've seen it before. I can't remember what team it is, but he's like skating over and he's trying to get over onto the bench.

SPEAKER_11 1:17:48

And he can't get up. He like starts to and then falls on the ice. Uh-uh.

SPEAKER_06 1:17:54

You've seen it. Is there one where he lost his blade? No.

SPEAKER_10 1:17:58

No, I'm talking about a goalie. Oh. Not a regular player. When he was I mean, that guy was like hop, skipping, crawling.

SPEAKER_06 1:18:04

Right.

SPEAKER_10 1:18:04

Doing the slingshot move that you tried to do to me.

SPEAKER_06 1:18:08

Oh, yeah. So we went um, we went ice skating.

SPEAKER_10 1:18:11

I had never been before. It was my first time.

SPEAKER_06 1:18:13

Yeah, she was doing great. I was fucking skating circles around her. So she grew up in the Midwest. I grew up at the beach, and I can ice skate.

SPEAKER_10 1:18:23

No one ever took me.

SPEAKER_06 1:18:25

She cannot.

SPEAKER_10 1:18:27

Your parents felt bad for you.

SPEAKER_07 1:18:30

They did a lot of things for you, okay? Okay.

SPEAKER_06 1:18:36

That's fair.

SPEAKER_12 1:18:38

I think it is.

SPEAKER_06 1:18:39

It's a fair assessment.

SPEAKER_12 1:18:40

My family dynamic was pretty regular, so they were like, nah.

SPEAKER_06 1:18:45

Regular.

SPEAKER_10 1:18:47

Yeah. Pretty regular.

SPEAKER_06 1:18:49

Pretty fucking regular. A lot regular than mine.

SPEAKER_10 1:18:51

A lot more regular than yours.

SPEAKER_06 1:18:52

I think most people's are.

SPEAKER_10 1:18:54

Well, I mean, statistically speaking, there's a lot of people that this dude Winston grew up in a great household.

SPEAKER_06 1:19:02

He told me that he had a fucking hot dog cart.

SPEAKER_12 1:19:06

What the fuck?

SPEAKER_06 1:19:07

Yeah. Last episode he said he had a hot dog cart. At like 14. It was like vendoring fucking events. And I said, privilege much? I paid for it.

SPEAKER_10 1:19:23

He doesn't even do good around people.

SPEAKER_06 1:19:26

He said that he's excellent at customer service. Ain't no way. That's what I said. Ain't no way. We met him. He likes stuff. You know what I mean?

SPEAKER_10 1:19:36

He likes to buy things. He likes good customer service. Yes.

SPEAKER_06 1:19:41

Yes. I remember um the Taco Bell incident.

SPEAKER_10 1:19:44

JG Wentworth.

SPEAKER_06 1:19:45

Yeah, JG Wentworth. This guy called Navy Fed. Navy Fed.

SPEAKER_10 1:19:51

At three o'clock in the morning.

SPEAKER_06 1:19:52

Because the the they were doing service on it.

SPEAKER_10 1:19:55

And he couldn't door dash.

SPEAKER_06 1:19:56

Yeah, he couldn't door dash his Taco Bell. And he called them and he said, Uh, it's my money and I want it now.

SPEAKER_11 1:20:05

And he got mad when the guy joked him back.

SPEAKER_06 1:20:07

And said, You well, you better call JT Wetworth, which is a great so mad. A great line. Then he asked for the guy's name and the guy just hung up on him, which is a that's a smooth move. Yeah. I'll be honest.

SPEAKER_10 1:20:18

Shout out that guy.

SPEAKER_06 1:20:19

Yeah, how are you ever gonna find me if I hang up on you?

SPEAKER_11 1:20:22

That guy was great. I loved it. Yeah.

SPEAKER_06 1:20:27

So what are you gonna be up to here soon? You're gonna be doing more uh podcasting with us?

SPEAKER_10 1:20:33

I don't know.

SPEAKER_06 1:20:35

Not after today.

SPEAKER_10 1:20:38

It's been a long day.

SPEAKER_06 1:20:39

I mean, yeah, it is uh two in the morning. Yeah, it's about two o'clock in the morning and we're just talking. But it's cool. No Winnie. No, no, Winston. Just me and you fucking each other relaxing all shooting some pool pool when some guys was outside of the school. Started making trouble in my neighborhood. I got in one little fight. My mom got scared. Said I had to move with my uncle and Bellar. I wasn't for cab and when it came near. No excuse.

SPEAKER_02 1:21:19

I was like, and it goes on.

SPEAKER_06 1:21:21

And it goes on. What's that on? What are your favorite uh you have any favorite TV shows of all time? Oh criminal minds.

SPEAKER_10 1:21:31

Oh no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.

SPEAKER_06 1:21:33

We gotta do my favorite thing that I do. Top five favorite shows of all time.

SPEAKER_10 1:21:38

Oh, five? Five.

SPEAKER_06 1:21:39

Yeah, five. We do five here.

SPEAKER_10 1:21:40

Okay.

SPEAKER_06 1:21:42

All right. So I'm we're gonna go.

SPEAKER_10 1:21:45

I'm not beating on the table.

SPEAKER_06 1:21:46

All right, I'll beat on the table. Okay. And then I'll say it. Do you want to go first or second?

SPEAKER_10 1:21:51

I can go second. That's fine. I already blurted out too.

SPEAKER_06 1:21:54

So I hate going first. All right. No problem. All right. Ready? Number five.

SPEAKER_10 1:22:02

Oh, we're starting lowest first? Yeah. Oh, okay.

SPEAKER_06 1:22:04

You count down. Everything is a countdown. Okay. There's no such thing as a countdown. Don't yell at me. Don't yell at me. Sorry, sorry. Uh, number five. Fool House. The original one.

SPEAKER_10 1:22:18

Buffy.

SPEAKER_06 1:22:19

Buffy the vampire slayer. I don't know if that's right. I've seen you watch it a couple times. Who's the main character? Sarah Jessica Parker? No, that's not right. Michelle Glucker. What's her name? Michelle Gallagher?

SPEAKER_11 1:22:37

Yeah, you got it. Anyway. Number four Glage. Michelle Joan Hart. What's her name?

SPEAKER_06 1:22:44

Number four. Number four. Number four would have to be Growing Pains. Good show.

SPEAKER_10 1:23:01

Abbott Elementary.

SPEAKER_06 1:23:03

Really? Yeah. Of all time?

SPEAKER_10 1:23:06

I love Abbott Elementary.

SPEAKER_06 1:23:08

It is a good show.

SPEAKER_10 1:23:10

I know.

SPEAKER_06 1:23:10

Yeah. I can never think of old boy other than everybody hates Chris.

SPEAKER_10 1:23:16

That's fair.

SPEAKER_06 1:23:16

That's all I see him as. I was like, what is Chris doing up here?

SPEAKER_10 1:23:19

He's good in that show though.

SPEAKER_06 1:23:21

Yes. Everybody hates Chris could be up on the list.

SPEAKER_10 1:23:26

Do you have one that starts with a G?

SPEAKER_06 1:23:29

Number three. What'd you say?

SPEAKER_11 1:23:31

I said, do you have one that starts with a G? Even though you haven't finished it.

SPEAKER_06 1:23:36

I don't know what that is.

SPEAKER_10 1:23:37

Because it used to be one of your favorite shows.

SPEAKER_06 1:23:42

What a G. Ghost Hunters. No. Groundhog Day.

unknown 1:23:47

No.

SPEAKER_06 1:23:48

Used to be my favorite.

SPEAKER_11 1:23:53

They try to kill her every season.

SPEAKER_06 1:23:55

Oh, Gray's. Yeah, that's my number three. Gray's Anatomy for sure. Yeah. Well, she's kind of hot. So that added on to it.

SPEAKER_10 1:24:05

My number three is Dexter.

SPEAKER_06 1:24:07

You're not gonna let me just keep talking about Gray's Anatomy?

SPEAKER_10 1:24:10

Yeah, number three for me is Dexter.

SPEAKER_06 1:24:12

Dexter's Laboratory, good one.

SPEAKER_10 1:24:14

No. Not the cartoon.

SPEAKER_06 1:24:16

Oh. Oh, the guy that kills people. Right? Yes, yes. And then he wrote like a book about it and got caught. I don't know.

SPEAKER_08 1:24:24

You haven't seen it, so it's fine.

SPEAKER_06 1:24:28

Number two. Number two. I'm gonna go with um Fresh Pensibella. It's good.

SPEAKER_10 1:24:42

Okay.

unknown 1:24:44

What?

SPEAKER_10 1:24:45

Okay.

SPEAKER_06 1:24:46

Do you feel like you know my number one?

SPEAKER_10 1:24:48

Well, I figured you would have something more history-based on your list somewhere.

SPEAKER_06 1:24:53

No, there's no good history shows.

SPEAKER_10 1:24:56

Or well, no, you or maybe not history, but more western-based, I should say.

SPEAKER_06 1:25:01

Oh, I love western, but they don't do a lot of shows.

SPEAKER_10 1:25:04

Yeah, but you were really into like mayor of Kingstown. Well, that's the same.

SPEAKER_06 1:25:07

I mean, that's not Western, but like No, but they're not of all time.

SPEAKER_10 1:25:11

Um Yellowstone.

SPEAKER_06 1:25:13

Not of all time.

SPEAKER_10 1:25:14

Landman.

SPEAKER_06 1:25:15

Landman is really good, but it's only in a second season, like third episode, so it can't be of all time. Have you seen it?

SPEAKER_10 1:25:21

I haven't, yeah. I've just seen snippets. Oh, you should watch it.

SPEAKER_06 1:25:24

It's so fucking good. It's got that one thing. What is the thing called where you want two of the characters to get together?

SPEAKER_10 1:25:30

You ship them.

SPEAKER_06 1:25:31

And they do it.

unknown 1:25:32

Oh.

SPEAKER_06 1:25:33

It's good.

unknown 1:25:34

Okay.

SPEAKER_06 1:25:34

And then they break up.

SPEAKER_10 1:25:36

Oh no.

SPEAKER_06 1:25:37

I hope they get back together again. Because you get to ship it again.

SPEAKER_10 1:25:39

That's true. Um, I don't know what my number two is. Um I feel like all the shows that I've really gotten into before have been like canceled because you know, things like Netflix love to do that.

SPEAKER_06 1:25:57

Um yeah, they did that to a couple shows of mine.

unknown 1:26:03

Yeah.

SPEAKER_06 1:26:04

Like, no, they it was originally uh I used to watch this wrestling show, can't remember what it's called, but um it was on Showtime, and Showtime canceled it, and Netflix fucking picked it up just to put on Netflix, not to finish it. Stupid.

SPEAKER_10 1:26:19

Um, well, no, because that's like okay. You know, okay, so number two is gonna be a combo. It's gonna be both the Sabrina series.

SPEAKER_06 1:26:30

Okay, with uh Michelle Glucker with uh Michelle John Hart.

SPEAKER_10 1:26:35

Melissa Melissa Joan Hart.

SPEAKER_06 1:26:37

What's her name?

SPEAKER_10 1:26:38

And then the Netflix one.

SPEAKER_06 1:26:41

The Netflix one is really funny.

SPEAKER_10 1:26:43

It was so good, but they kind of rushed the ending because they fucking canceled it.

SPEAKER_06 1:26:47

Yeah, I was so that was pretty late. Or ghosts.

SPEAKER_10 1:26:51

Oh, that's a good one. But they're not done with those yet.

SPEAKER_06 1:26:55

Right.

SPEAKER_10 1:26:55

As you stated, as you stated, they're not done with them yet.

SPEAKER_06 1:26:58

So number one. Easy. The office. The office, baby. Yeah.

SPEAKER_10 1:27:10

That's why our child's middle name is what it is.

SPEAKER_06 1:27:13

Both of my kids' middle names are little Dwight.

SPEAKER_10 1:27:17

My Ollie Dwight.

SPEAKER_06 1:27:19

My oldest middle name is John for John Krasinski Krasinski. Yeah, which is Jim. And Ollie's middle name is Rain for Rain Wilson, who's Dwight.

SPEAKER_10 1:27:33

Ollie Dwight.

SPEAKER_06 1:27:34

Mm-hmm.

SPEAKER_10 1:27:36

Uh my number one is Criminal Minds. That's my comfort show. Okay. I could watch it.

SPEAKER_06 1:27:41

Which is insane for a show like that to be your comfort show.

SPEAKER_10 1:27:44

It's so good. There's so many seasons. Right. It's so good. I love it.

SPEAKER_11 1:27:51

Shout out the FBI. Right. Shout out to all the serial killers they caught.

SPEAKER_06 1:28:00

Where can all people find you for your photography?

SPEAKER_10 1:28:06

Facebook, Instagram, my email.

SPEAKER_06 1:28:09

Okay, why don't you say those things?

SPEAKER_10 1:28:12

Um, I don't even know what they are. My Facebook's handle in photography with an I, not a Y.

SPEAKER_06 1:28:19

You didn't have to get mad at them. They didn't do it yet.

SPEAKER_10 1:28:23

People love to be like L-Y-N-N. Absolutely not. It's L-I. Yeah. Get it right. Um, I want to say Instagram is HLn Photos.

SPEAKER_05 1:28:35

Okay.

SPEAKER_10 1:28:36

And then my email, honestly, probably don't email me, just send me a message on something else. Right. Who checks emails? I do check. So normally I'm good about my email, but because I'm in school right now, I've kind of neglected that one because my school emails pulled up a lot.

SPEAKER_06 1:28:58

Are you excited about graduating and like actually being able to do what you're going to school for?

SPEAKER_10 1:29:04

I'm so excited. I'm so excited to graduate, and I better pass my licensing exam because this is an expensive test in my mind.

SPEAKER_06 1:29:12

Do we pay for that?

SPEAKER_10 1:29:14

Yeah.

SPEAKER_11 1:29:14

Every time I have to take it.

SPEAKER_06 1:29:16

Like the first time isn't free.

SPEAKER_11 1:29:18

No. That's almost$300.

SPEAKER_06 1:29:21

That sucks, but I mean, um better pass. No, that's it's gonna be me waiting in the car to beat your ass if you don't pass. Uh-uh.

SPEAKER_11 1:29:32

Oh my god.

SPEAKER_10 1:29:32

No, I I'm very excited. I already have my list of like classes that I want to take as soon as I get licensed.

SPEAKER_06 1:29:42

Yeah?

SPEAKER_10 1:29:42

Yeah. So I can get paid more money.

SPEAKER_06 1:29:46

I will say that um you definitely give good massages.

SPEAKER_10 1:29:52

Thank you.

SPEAKER_06 1:29:52

For sure. Like regular massages.

SPEAKER_10 1:29:55

Well, that's all I do.

SPEAKER_06 1:29:56

Well, for me, you know.

SPEAKER_10 1:29:59

Off limits. Just gonna, just gonna JK.

SPEAKER_06 1:30:03

We don't have sex. Um right, right. I think another crazy thing about me and you is um like our taste in music.

SPEAKER_10 1:30:14

Wildly different, but also the same. Yeah.

SPEAKER_06 1:30:17

Yeah, definitely for sure. Like if I throw in some Kanye West, sometimes you're like, oh yeah.

SPEAKER_10 1:30:23

No, like I know pretty much all of it. Yeah. But it's just it's not normally normally my first pick is something like pop punk or um I don't know. There's so many fucking genres and subcategories. I don't know what to call anything anymore. Um, so I just like just listen. If my playlist could be labeled anything, it would be emo night. And that's my go-to.

SPEAKER_06 1:30:46

I my go-to, like when I'm driving the truck and I want to listen to music, my first song that I go to is Huh?

SPEAKER_05 1:30:54

Country.

SPEAKER_06 1:30:55

No, no, no. It's uh Break Stuff by Lump Biscuit. It kind of wakes me up and I'm like, let's go.

SPEAKER_10 1:31:03

That's fair. I have I have so many different, it just kind of depends on what mood I'm in. Because like if I'm ever like doing a workout or running or something, it's always rap.

SPEAKER_05 1:31:15

Right.

SPEAKER_10 1:31:16

Always. Like I'm not Kendrick. All of it. J. Cole. And then there's times where like when I'm driving, it's very, very hit or miss because it's like I'll have like my emo night playlist, or like I have my one that's just likes and it's so chaotic. Right. I have a classical music one.

SPEAKER_06 1:31:37

Have you seen the new are you using Apple Music?

SPEAKER_10 1:31:39

Yeah, and how it does it like bleeds into the next DJ setting or whatever.

SPEAKER_06 1:31:44

It's cool as fuck because it slows down the beat.

SPEAKER_10 1:31:46

Okay. Well, listen, I wasn't prepared. I don't normally get to the very end of songs a lot of times. Um, I get like very close to the end, and then I'm like, okay, next thing.

SPEAKER_03 1:31:55

Yeah.

SPEAKER_10 1:31:55

Um, but like I was listening to a song and it got it got to the end and it was going to the next one. And I am like looking for the camera while I'm driving because I'm like, when has the ending of this song ever been this slow?

SPEAKER_06 1:32:08

Right.

SPEAKER_10 1:32:08

I was like, what the fuck is happening? I was like, is my phone broken?

SPEAKER_06 1:32:12

Like it matches the beat of the next song.

SPEAKER_10 1:32:14

And the next song started, but it I went from like it was very chaotic too, because I went from like bad omens to like Tate McCrae.

SPEAKER_06 1:32:23

Yeah, I I've always wondered like if I go from like uh pop. If I go from like little Wayne to Tim McGraw.

SPEAKER_10 1:32:30

It's it's wild.

SPEAKER_06 1:32:32

But it worked perfectly, didn't it?

SPEAKER_10 1:32:33

No, it worked, but it did they got bad omens got so slow and I said, What happened to you? Yeah, I was so confused. And I was like, oh, okay. It did tell it gave me a little I mean I exited out of fortification. Very quickly, very quickly, but it did tell me.

SPEAKER_06 1:32:47

Like, whatever, Apple.

SPEAKER_10 1:32:48

Yeah, whatever you're saying to me. Um, but yeah, no, I I do have a couple country songs on my place. I don't have a whole lot because I worked at a place.

SPEAKER_06 1:33:00

Oh, the ATM.

SPEAKER_10 1:33:02

Yeah, and I just makes my head hurt. Um, but there's a couple songs that I don't mind.

SPEAKER_06 1:33:09

Also, it didn't help that, you know, prior people.

SPEAKER_10 1:33:14

Oh, you know, fucking George Strait every time, every time a key turned, whatever the fuck George Strait be saying.

SPEAKER_06 1:33:24

I don't even said um all my exes live in Texas, like George Strait. I'm just kidding, that was a drink. That was a drink. What? That was a drink.

SPEAKER_10 1:33:35

What even is oh my god, what's that? George Strait saying um Um Um Um I call him George Gay. What's the song? What's the song? What's the song? I don't even want to search it because I don't want that in my search history.

SPEAKER_05 1:33:51

Let's see.

SPEAKER_10 1:33:52

Um it's probably like his number or their number. Is it they?

SPEAKER_06 1:33:58

It's a person. Is it one person? It reminds me of um, it reminds me of you ever seen the Andre uh show with uh Hannibal Burris? Uh-huh. And he's like, Waka flacka, you know, and he's singing that shit, and and she's like, hell yeah. And he's like, you know about that? And she's like, what is that? A band? It's a man. It's a man.

SPEAKER_10 1:34:23

I am always in my mind, George Strait is like three people that I just want to fight.

SPEAKER_06 1:34:29

We're gonna listen to George Strait on the way home now. No. Is it Amarillo by morning? No, that's Carrying Your Love With Me?

SPEAKER_10 1:34:35

No. So the first song is the one that my sidekick sings. Right. So I'm okay with that one because sidekick be killing it at karaoke.

SPEAKER_06 1:34:42

Write this down.

SPEAKER_10 1:34:43

What?

SPEAKER_06 1:34:44

Write this down, the song. No, check yes or no?

SPEAKER_10 1:34:47

No, no, but that one's terrible to me.

SPEAKER_06 1:34:50

Uh Trebador.

SPEAKER_10 1:34:53

Yes, I can't stand that one. Because that was always the one that started it off.

SPEAKER_06 1:34:59

Write this down is a really good song.

SPEAKER_10 1:35:00

Can't stand it. That's like what's that other song? What's that song that you like that I despise? That Carolina one.

SPEAKER_06 1:35:09

Oh, yeah. It's Carolina. Tales California.

SPEAKER_10 1:35:13

I hate it.

SPEAKER_06 1:35:14

I love it.

SPEAKER_10 1:35:15

People are probably gonna hate me for my hate on country music, but it's fine.

SPEAKER_06 1:35:19

No, I mean it's fine.

SPEAKER_10 1:35:21

It's fine. I've accepted it. It's okay. I like some country. I'm not anti-I bet you're a ultra song. I don't pay enough attention. It's fine.

SPEAKER_06 1:35:30

Okay. No, once it's gonna love hearing that. You're just on the podcast twice and you're just like, fuck it.

SPEAKER_10 1:35:38

You might no no, I'm really good about like tuning songs out.

SPEAKER_06 1:35:43

Yeah. So like if I'm No, I I I know that.

SPEAKER_10 1:35:48

When we used to work at the bar together, you'd always hit me with the Did you hear that song that just played? And I'm like, no. And you're like, bro, there's a speaker next to your head.

unknown 1:35:57

Right.

SPEAKER_06 1:35:58

This dude, this dude, the oldest.

SPEAKER_10 1:36:01

He text you again?

SPEAKER_06 1:36:02

Yeah. Bro, it's two o'clock. What are you, my dad?

SPEAKER_10 1:36:06

But also, what do you where where do you have to go?

SPEAKER_06 1:36:09

Nowhere.

SPEAKER_10 1:36:10

Like, what plans do you have other than to sit in our house?

SPEAKER_06 1:36:14

Right. Right.

SPEAKER_10 1:36:16

Like, why don't what are you gonna do when we get home?

SPEAKER_06 1:36:19

Nothing.

SPEAKER_10 1:36:20

Continue to sit in our house.

SPEAKER_06 1:36:21

And there's no way Ollie's being bad.

SPEAKER_10 1:36:23

No.

SPEAKER_06 1:36:24

There's no way.

SPEAKER_10 1:36:24

I mean, he maybe he ate 40 meat sticks. He might have thrown up everywhere.

SPEAKER_06 1:36:31

Yeah.

SPEAKER_10 1:36:32

I literally opened that pack yesterday and he ate two yesterday.

SPEAKER_06 1:36:37

Well, he ate 40 today.

SPEAKER_10 1:36:38

And I gave you two with your lunch. So only four out of that whole pack were gone. That pack normally lasts us over a week.

SPEAKER_06 1:36:47

Not no more.

SPEAKER_10 1:36:49

Oh, I just bought them. And I don't like I can't go get them with him because we have to go, you know, as Ollie goes, we go Walmart.

SPEAKER_06 1:36:57

Can't say come to Walmart.

SPEAKER_10 1:36:59

We'll go Walmart. I get dinosaur toys.

SPEAKER_06 1:37:01

Can't say this dude anywhere anymore. It's wild because Christmas is gonna come up.

SPEAKER_10 1:37:04

We're gonna get him so many presents and then it's gonna be like No, he's gonna look at us at the very end and go, I go Walmart.

SPEAKER_06 1:37:09

Right. I don't want that. Gotta love it. Gotta love it.

SPEAKER_10 1:37:14

Well, no, he probably won't say he doesn't want anything for this because we're not shopping for it.

SPEAKER_06 1:37:20

Right.

SPEAKER_10 1:37:21

Because that's how he gets. He gets his eyes set on something at the store, and then he decides on something else. And then we get in the car and he's like, Where's this other thing? And I'm like, why didn't you pick that out?

SPEAKER_03 1:37:33

Right.

SPEAKER_10 1:37:33

You're literally spoiled rotten. You could have got that instead of what you picked up. Like, no one told you to get a fucking recorder.

SPEAKER_06 1:37:42

Yeah. He remember he had the harmonica and he was just running around.

SPEAKER_10 1:37:48

I love his um his like duck whistle thing. Oh yeah. I the first time that he got that, I said, you you know, it makes a duck noise. And he held it by his mouth. He said, quack, quack. Yes, baby.

SPEAKER_05 1:38:04

Yeah.

SPEAKER_10 1:38:05

Amazing. He's so talented.

SPEAKER_05 1:38:06

That's our boy.

SPEAKER_10 1:38:08

He's like low-key, really smart.

SPEAKER_05 1:38:10

Yeah. No, he's not.

SPEAKER_10 1:38:12

But also not. Sometimes I have to check myself and be like, he is three. Right. Because sometimes things happen and I'm like, what is this? But he's three, so yeah.

SPEAKER_06 1:38:26

So um I want to thank you.

SPEAKER_08 1:38:29

You don't have to.

SPEAKER_06 1:38:30

For coming on the podcast. For being a guest.

SPEAKER_08 1:38:34

I was held hostage again. No, you weren't. I was.

SPEAKER_06 1:38:37

And I hope that you become a recurring guest. Because I think it'll be funny as shit with me, you and Winston. It's mostly just going to be me and you bullying Winston, and he'll probably get up and leave. So it'll be just me and you, but it's fine. I do look forward to having you on more.

SPEAKER_10 1:38:54

Well, I'll send you an invoice.

SPEAKER_06 1:38:58

Okay. And um discuss my pay. You're gonna be doing massage February-ish?

SPEAKER_10 1:39:06

Um, hopefully end of March.

SPEAKER_06 1:39:08

End of March, you'll have a business. Beginning of April.

SPEAKER_10 1:39:11

Because I graduate at the end of February.

SPEAKER_06 1:39:14

So in March, if anybody needs uh massages, regular massages, fully clothed, she'll be fully clothed. I don't have to say any of that. I'm sorry.

SPEAKER_10 1:39:22

You you don't.

SPEAKER_06 1:39:24

Well, we have people like fucking boot up here that you gotta fucking specify. Um no.

SPEAKER_12 1:39:32

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SPEAKER_06 1:39:42

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SPEAKER_10 1:39:53

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SPEAKER_09 1:41:00

Now we can never leave.

SPEAKER_01 1:41:15

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