Bacon-Wrapped Honey Buns Won’t Fix Sleep Apnea, But They Might Make You Forget It

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Transcript

Cold Open And Lost Footage

SPEAKER_06 0:10

Yo, it's Winston and Brian.

Breathing Issues And Sleep Study

SPEAKER_02 0:12

Hey everyone, I'm Winston with Just Talking Unfiltered, and welcome to this week's episode of the podcast. Uh want to start off by saying thank you to all of our supporters, whether it's one person listening or five. We love you guys. Uh we're happy that you guys are supporting us and uh continuing to uh listen in on our bullshit ass conversations. Uh me and Brian have always said that even if it's just me and him listening to this podcast afterwards, like we're gonna keep putting it out. So we thank you guys. We don't expect this thing to get big. We don't expect to get off the ground, but we do enjoy what we do. Now, onto the other thing. You're probably wondering why the camera is over here on me and why the start of the episode is like this. Well, that's because during the editing process I found out that we lost maybe 10 minutes of footage. So uh had an issue with that, and instead of just letting it be and letting guys get dropped into the middle of a conversation, um not knowing what the fuck is going on, giving you warning. You're gonna get dropped into the middle of a conversation and not know what the fuck's going on. Um if I remember correctly, the uh subject of the matter was uh in this conversation you're gonna get dropped into was my breathing problems and how I basically die when I go to sleep. And uh one of our favorite topics here on the podcast is my breathing. So uh anyway, uh thank you again to all of you that do listen and support me and Brian doing this podcast. We enjoy doing just talking unfiltered. It's one of the best things that we've done, I I think, and uh we we enjoy and we love doing it, and we're gonna keep doing it. So um, here's to episode 14. Enjoy, guys. See you later. All right. Um, but uh dude, that's how I be feeling whenever y'all will just be sitting there playing cards or something.

SPEAKER_01 2:33

And we all just look at you, yeah.

SPEAKER_02 2:35

And I'm like, what's up?

SPEAKER_01 2:35

You're like well, so you you definitely have to have like a fucking deviated septum or something. Bro, we don't have to do that.

SPEAKER_02 2:43

Okay, dude. Um when I went to my doctor last year, I asked her, I said, Hey, uh, is it normal for like you to always be able to breathe out of both nostrils? She's like, Yeah. And I was like, Really? Because I've only ever been able to breathe out of one nostril at a time. That's insane. You're like a fucking whale. Ever.

SPEAKER_01 3:06

Like, you got a blowhole to dude. One side is always unbreathable. Yeah, I noticed you haven't been doing your narcan lately or whatever the fuck it's called. Afrin. Afrin. Yeah, because I be forgetting. Yeah. So I decided this year, I gotta do a physical every two years for work. Uh-huh. And I decided this year that normally what I do is You're finally gonna get health insurance. No. CPAP. Yeah. I'm gonna normally what I do is I fucking do a whole bunch of fucking working out and get down in my weight, and that way they don't really fuck with me too much. This year I was like, I'm gonna say what I'm normally at and see what they say. If they say I have to go do a fucking sleep study, I'll do a sleep study. If I need a CPAP, I'll I'll get a CPAP. Maybe I'll sleep fucking better. I have fucking dude. I looked at myself in the mirror yesterday with my lights off. Dude, I look scary as fuck with the lights off. I'm fucking exhausted all the fucking time.

SPEAKER_02 4:01

Yeah.

Parenting Teens And A Stakeout

SPEAKER_01 4:01

I've noticed I look tired too. Yeah. Um, yeah. Wait till you start adding kids into the mix. I don't see the I have I have two opposite ends right now. I got the one who's learning fucking everything, and I got the jackass who thinks he knows everything. Speaking of him, last night, uh, he's been on this thing lately where he doesn't like tell us everything that he's doing. So you have to kind of like put pieces together. You know how it was when you were a teenager. It's all a mystery. Yeah. Scoob in the gang. So me and Hannah did a stakeout. Oh. I saw where he was on Life 360, and uh like we sat outside, and Ollie's like yelling, brother! I'm like, shut the fuck up. We don't want him to see us. And uh he didn't do much. He like met up with this sketchy couple for a second, and then like left, followed him, pulled up, and he was like, Why were you at 7-Eleven? I was like, You saw me? He's like, Yeah, bro. I was like, Alright. He's like, Who is that sketchy, sketchy couple you could met up with? He's like, This girl from school, and then I patted him down. He didn't have nothing.

SPEAKER_02 5:10

Oh yeah, yeah, congratulations. Yeah. Proud Papa. Yeah, yeah. Maybe he knew you guys when he knew the stakeout. I think he did. And so he was like, Don't hand it to me.

SPEAKER_01 5:24

Right. I'll get it next time. Yeah. Yeah, a lot of shit he does. I remember doing as a teenager. But then he starts trying to use that as an excuse. He's like, Well, I'm a teenager. And I'm like, that doesn't mean you can fucking do whatever you want. Yeah. And use it as an excuse. I'm still you're still gonna get in trouble. Yeah. But teenage boys are fucking dumb because they don't learn from their mistakes.

SPEAKER_02 5:49

Yeah, I was I was in trouble a few times. I was in trouble all the time. Uh my dad made me quit my job at Dairy Queen one time.

SPEAKER_01 5:59

Why? Top five flavored blizzards. Um why'd your dad make you quit?

SPEAKER_02 6:08

Um so the way it was with my dad was like you couldn't just do one thing to piss him off. Like, he would you would piss him off over the course of a couple months.

SPEAKER_01 6:19

Oh, okay, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_02 6:20

And then you'd finally blow the fuck up. Right, right. And then everything was wrong.

SPEAKER_01 6:25

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 6:25

So it was one of those moments. And uh he called he called uh the Dairy Queen and talked to Glenn. He's like, you send him home now. Gun was like you gotta go. Yeah. And uh that was when my Cosa del my really expensive Cosa del Mar sunglasses got stolen because I couldn't go back to the Dairy Queen and get them and somebody stole them. Damn. Yeah. It was my first big purchase. How many big purchases do you have now?

SPEAKER_01 7:00

Right, right. Just a couple. Dude, I you wanna know how I got my work ethic? Um crack? No. No. I used to get in trouble at home when I was like 16. You know, when I first got a job at McDonald's, and I would call them, like, call me in. They're like, what? Call me in to work so I can get out of the fucking house. Because my parents wouldn't say no to me going to work. Then they call the house and be like, oh, is Brian there? And they're like, oh speaking. This is Ronald McDonald, you know. And they're like, oh, they want me to come in to work. They're like, all right. And I'd hop in my truck and I'd go to fucking work and I would like work and bullshit. And that's when I learned, like, you gotta find friends at work. Right. And then you gotta kind of like your job. I like McDonald's. Yeah, it was cool. It was like I like Derek Quinn.

SPEAKER_02 7:48

Working at a high school. Um, yeah, dude. Uh my shit was the opposite. My dad made me quit my job and then work for him. And I would have to go to the office with him every day and file for eight hours. Right. Didn't find no friends there. No. No. So that was always fun.

SPEAKER_01 8:11

Mm-mm. Sounds horrible.

SPEAKER_02 8:13

It was, dude. Dude, stacks of papers, and I can never get them down because the papers just kept coming.

SPEAKER_01 8:21

I wouldn't have gone. I'd have called out.

SPEAKER_02 8:23

Couldn't.

SPEAKER_01 8:27

This is I won't say it. I won't say it. I don't want to give my son any ideas.

SPEAKER_02 8:33

Okay.

SPEAKER_01 8:33

Yeah. Speaking of the three-year-old though, the baby, he thinks he's the fucking man sometimes. So the other day it was like, matter of fact, it was Thursday. It was like, you know, 60 out. Right. And I was like, I haven't washed my truck in a while. I'm gonna wash my truck. So I go to the car, wash, I leave him in the truck with YouTube, fucking wash the truck, clean it out, smell good, all that shit. Well then we saw like one of Hannah's friends later today, and he was like, I washed my dad's truck. I was like, No, you didn't. You sat in the fucking truck while I did. He said, No, you sat in a truck. No, bro. So now he's out there, got people thinking that I sat in the truck. I don't think he's making people think that. I think No, no, that's not what happened. That's not what happened. Are you are you saying people don't believe him? He's three. Yeah, people probably believe him. Have you seen his face? He's cute as shit. People are probably like, good job, buddy. Right. Piece of shit. And I'm like, I did the work. Why would you make your three-year-old clean your truck? Right. And then when I saw the part where they're like, oh, he was in the truck watching you. Why didn't you let him help you? Little motherfucker didn't want to help. I asked him, you want to get out and help? He's like, mm-mm. It's wet. Yeah. That's great. Uh having a three-year-old's like having a supervisor follow you around all the time and tell you when you do wrong. They also point out a lot of bullshit. I woke up the other day, freshly woken up, just uh actually I don't wake up like that. I wake up in a horrible mood. And he looked at me and he goes, Where'd your hair go? That's rude. Yeah, dude. And he told me I had a big belly. Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 10:23

Yeah. That's always fun, dude. Just having just truths. No, bro. It's like low. All the time.

SPEAKER_01 10:33

Yeah. I'll let him stay over here for a week. They can tell you all the things you're doing wrong. I'm good. Where your hair at? Your belly big. Where's all your friends? You know what I mean? Like I have so little friends that all Ollie I ever asked for is can I go to Winston's house and can I go to Ashley's house? So Oh, that's funny as fuck. For some reason, he wants to come over here all the time. I go to Winston's house.

SPEAKER_02 11:01

I mean, there's fun shit everywhere.

SPEAKER_01 11:02

He didn't do shit over here, remember?

SPEAKER_02 11:03

Yeah. Except for that one time, the very first time we had the racing rig. Yeah. And he wanted to get on that.

SPEAKER_01 11:10

Yeah. I was like about to say the time when you almost knocked your$3,500 TV off.

SPEAKER_02 11:15

Yeah, there was that time too.

SPEAKER_01 11:16

And I would not have paid for that.

SPEAKER_02 11:20

Oh, dude. Yeah, that was that was a scary moment. That fucking nothing get by that TV.

SPEAKER_01 11:28

Another thing about him is sad news in the world. My girl's dog died. Her childhood dog died. Well got put down, put to death. Death penalty.

SPEAKER_02 11:42

Oh, what do you like to normally say about dogs?

SPEAKER_01 11:45

Huh?

SPEAKER_02 11:45

What? What'd you say? What do you like to normally say about dogs?

SPEAKER_01 11:48

What do I like to normally say about dogs?

SPEAKER_02 11:50

I don't know. Remember that one comment?

SPEAKER_01 11:54

Okay. Oh, where I was the scummiest. Yeah. Whatever. Um, no. Then we had to break the fucking Ollie. The dog won't be there no more. That was fun.

SPEAKER_02 12:06

So did the dog uh go to a farm? Did the dog did death get taught?

Work Stories And Early Jobs

SPEAKER_01 12:13

Or um I think we just lied to him. Yeah, the normal thing. No. Went to live somewhere else? No, just said he wasn't coming back. Ran away. He said, uh, went to the doctor, and Hannah said, Yep, and he's not coming back. And he said, he's not coming to live here. So I guess that apple doesn't fall too far from the tree. Right. Because then he proceeded to say that none of the animals can live here. And I was like, my dog. My dog. I know I'm gonna hate on the comments for that. I don't go a fuck anymore. Fuck them comments. Right. Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 12:52

Um with you, man. Same, same nothing as always.

SPEAKER_01 12:57

Yeah. A lot of jerking.

SPEAKER_02 12:59

Uh not no, not even. Damn. Just a lot of existing uh editing. Yeah. Work. Um gotten really big into uh brisket. Breast it. Oh yeah. Oh dude, I have been smoking a lot of meat. Yeah, that's something new.

SPEAKER_01 13:29

Uh is it?

SPEAKER_02 13:30

Yeah, dude. Yeah, I got the new um GE indoor smoker.

SPEAKER_01 13:36

I love when you always had to say exactly what it is.

SPEAKER_02 13:39

Well, I didn't say exactly what it is, but it's an indoor smoker made by GE. General Electric. Good enough. Okay, cool. Um good enough to make some good ass fucking smoked meats. Um, I fucking made a pork butt last week. How big was it? Nine and a half pounds. God damn. You ate all of it? No. Okay. No. But it did last me for a few days and took some to work and gave it to a buddy. Oh yeah. And uh then I did like some chicken thighs. I don't like where this shit dangles in front of my fucking face like that. You think about smoking meats now? Nah. Um, yeah, dude, I did some uh fucking chicken thighs. Yeah. Turned out fucking amazing, dude. Oh yeah. That thing's great. I put my pellets in, season my meats, and then throw it in there and let it cook for a few hours. It's fucking amazing.

SPEAKER_01 14:43

Yeah. Love a good smoked meat.

SPEAKER_02 14:45

Oh yeah. Um, I saw Can you smoke bacon? I did actually. I saw that. I smoked bacon um and I you I chopped up the bacon and put it in my omelets for the week. And that shit was fucking great. Knock not.

SPEAKER_01 15:04

Go ahead. Knock knock. Go ahead. What up? No, it's supposed to be who's there. Not not. It's an age-old joke. Not knock. It was him. Omelette. Omelet who. I'm letting these nuts sit in your face. Have I done that one before? Yeah. Alright. Um. Not knock. No. Oh. I was gonna do the orange. You're gonna say banana. Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 15:31

Um, what is there? So fucking dumb. So fucking dumb. Yeah. Um agreed. Dude, but yeah, uh, I love that fucking smoker. Um, I saw this one thing online and I'm kind of tempted to do it. Tempted to do it, you know what I'm saying?

SPEAKER_01 15:52

Before I see a lot of shit online I'm tempted to do most of it's on porn sites.

SPEAKER_02 15:59

No, dude. I saw this guy, yeah, he got honey buns and he wrapped them in bacon and he put on the smoker.

SPEAKER_01 16:09

All right. Sounds good, but there's no way we can talk about going to the gym and then talk about bacon wrapped honey buns.

SPEAKER_02 16:15

That's why we do it before, baby.

SPEAKER_01 16:17

Before right before we go to the gym? Right now. Gotta go work this bitch up. Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 16:21

No, we do it before we start the journey.

SPEAKER_01 16:24

Love a good honey bun.

SPEAKER_02 16:25

Dude, yeah. And wrapped in bacon in the body.

SPEAKER_01 16:27

Have you ever had a wonder? Like the wonder brand honey bun? Yeah. Like that makes the bread. Oh. So soft. So fluffy. Yeah. We're fat. It'll never change. It'll always be there. Oh. We went to a hockey game. Oh. Yeah. I have a question for you. What the fuck is y'all's mascot?

unknown 16:50

Oh.

SPEAKER_01 16:50

Like, what is that? Is that a pig? Yeah, Stormy the Pig. Why? I don't get it. Carolina? I don't understand.

SPEAKER_02 16:56

Hogs. Yeah, pigs. Like, Carolina is really big in the pig industry. So we have Stormy the Pig. Okay. Yeah. I love Stormy.

SPEAKER_01 17:09

It was weird. I was like, dude, Stormy's Stormy's dope. Right. And then your throwback jersey is like a whale. And then I was like, whoa, I'm out of talk shit. What the fuck is a Nordique? Like, what the fuck is this? I'm guessing it's an elephant. Hey, if it's Yeah. Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 17:28

It'll never take off. It'll never get off the ground. Yeah. Um, dude. Um, one thing that we've gotten into recently is NHL 26. Yes, sir. A that shit's the new um world of chell they got on there is fucking amazing. Yeah. And we've got we've just now got our club going. That's right, baby. Yeah. I'm ready to play right now. I know. Me too. Fuck this podcast. Well. This has been our this has been our three-month hobby. Let's just play hockey for the next three months until we find something else.

Toddler Truths And Family Moments

SPEAKER_01 18:09

Nah, I kind of like doing this. Yeah, this is dope. I was a little tired today, but Yeah, I think it's really coffee, by the way. Yeah, no problem. It's um salted caramel. Yeah, I read the label. Oh, okay. I didn't know there was a label. Yeah. Ice coffee.

SPEAKER_02 18:27

Hashtag salted caramel. Is this hashtag up there?

SPEAKER_01 18:31

That's crazy.

SPEAKER_02 18:32

They put post on the goddamn thing. 24 ounce cold cup plus six salt caramel.

SPEAKER_01 18:40

Six pumps and five pumps. Five cane syrup. Yep. I use cane syrup, baby. Ice cocaine syrup.

SPEAKER_02 18:46

Two 12 ounce to 15 ounce stir iced to top order number two.

SPEAKER_01 18:52

I don't say it's telling them exactly how many how to make it.

unknown 18:54

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 18:55

Hey, how was work this week for you? Um it was fine. Did you almost kill a dude? What? Did you almost kill a dude? No. I did. Oh.

SPEAKER_02 19:07

I I was real cautious there for a second. I was like, what did I do at work? Right. Did I almost kill somebody? Did I tell you something I forgot?

SPEAKER_01 19:18

No. Dude, uh truck driving's wild. Right. So you back into these um bays.

SPEAKER_07 19:28

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 19:28

I mean, everybody knows how a warehouse looks for the most part. You back in. Sometimes you go to places, especially in North Carolina where it's um an older warehouse. So it doesn't have lights and all that shit. So you go in, check in, go back in when they're done. So I'm like, word. My dog's done. I don't hear no more mu I don't hear no more sounds, nothing. I'm gonna go check and see if I'm done. I go inside, my man goes, You in 14? That's me, baby. Signs my paperwork. You're good to go. Oh yeah. I was like, hell yeah, baby. Hell yeah. So also with these warehouses, you can't look in the back of your truck. Okay. See what I'm saying? So I pull off, I'm dipping. I'm trying to go. And I pull up to go close my doors in the back. And I hear, hey. I'm like looking around, I'm like, who the fuck is yelling at me? It's a fucking dude in the back of my truck. Just standing there. I have a couple questions about that. Right. Were y'all trying to set me up to hurt this dude? Because that's what it felt like. Because it's like, why were you back there with no forklift? Were you going to move them by hand? I can understand if I pulled away with the forklift, which wouldn't would have been really fucking bad. I've done that before, by the way. But um this is my first time pulling away with somebody in the back. He might have been jerking it, dude. Yeah. Or his buddy was trying to get him killed. The one that signed the paperwork for me.

SPEAKER_02 21:06

Oh yeah.

SPEAKER_01 21:06

Because it was two different people. So the guy that signed my paperwork is the same one that I checked in with, the same one that always offloads me. So it's like I trusted what he was saying. Now man, I gotta go fucking stand in there now and fucking watch or something. I don't I don't fucking know. I was pissed though. Pissed.

SPEAKER_02 21:22

So um when do you go back to this place? Okay, cool.

SPEAKER_01 21:29

I mean, whenever they tell me to, I'll probably go. I'll probably try to go on like Thursday if they let me. Okay, okay. Yeah, I try to like not do long ass runs in a row, even though I did this week. That's why I'm so tired.

SPEAKER_02 21:46

I say next time you drive off without the paperwork.

SPEAKER_01 21:52

Right. Uh next time I will not be driving off until I see the dude look at me and go, You're good.

SPEAKER_02 22:02

Hey, come guide me out of the bay.

SPEAKER_01 22:05

Bro, it's so crazy because a lot of these places have like green lights. Green light, red light. You get a green light, you go in, you check the green light means that they've lifted up the um grate. There's a grate that like pops up and then it fucking lands in there so they can go across, then they pick it up and it lands back down. And when they close the door, green light. You know ain't nobody back there. And if they are, they're not supposed to be. So that shit was dumb.

SPEAKER_02 22:36

That's great, Jim. Yeah. Um glad dude didn't get hurt.

SPEAKER_01 22:42

Oh, me too, because that would have been a long day.

SPEAKER_02 22:45

Fucked.

SPEAKER_01 22:46

That'd been a long day. It'd have been annoying more than anything. Yeah. Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 22:53

And they would have tried to blame me for some reason. Then if he died, like you'd have to transport the body.

Indoor Smoking Meats Obsession

SPEAKER_01 23:01

Well, no. No. No. No. Your truck driver. No. You just deliver him. One time I had um, we used to go to this place uh in Norfolk. Uh-huh. And we had roll-up doors. Right. Instead of the doors that open like this, we had roll-up doors. We go to this place every fucking day. And what they do is they give you a red light. They already signed your paperwork. And then when they're done, they'll close your back for you and give you a green light. You're good to skedaddle. I drove in the bat with a motherfucker in my forklift for like five miles until a car finally told me to pull over.

SPEAKER_02 23:43

There was a forklift? Forklift and a guy back there. I thought you said this was the first time you drove off with the dude in the back.

SPEAKER_01 23:48

No, I said it's not the first time.

SPEAKER_02 23:50

Oh.

unknown 23:50

Oh.

SPEAKER_01 23:51

It's like the third. Third. And every time it's their fault. Literally, when I pulled off with dude, they said he said that his friends were laughing at him while he pulled away with him. That's insane. Yeah. Fuck that. But it comes down to miscommunication inside the warehouse where they're like, oh, you're good to go, bro. And you're like, hell yeah, I'm out of here. And that's all you're thinking of, is like, I gotta get back. Right. Yeah, fuck him.

SPEAKER_02 24:19

Yeah. Fuck them. I say fuck them. Yeah. Huh. Yeah, I don't really have things like that happen at my job. Ever. No, we don't really send any of our uh people in flights. Right. Right. They're like, I accidentally I accidentally left uh the mech in the fucking plane. Right. The plane took off. Um yeah, no, there's only five seats in there. Yeah. They're normally all filled. It was dumb as fuck. Whatever. Fuck it. Dude's got a story to tell. Yeah, I'm sure he was shitting his pants.

SPEAKER_01 25:08

He bad their fucking certain. What the fuck is that? Is this an earthquake? And he just sees the fucking bay, right?

SPEAKER_02 25:14

Going away from him. That's almost as bad as like seeing your carnival cruise ship depart while you're on the pier.

SPEAKER_01 25:23

That happened to you?

SPEAKER_02 25:24

No. I don't know. I've never been on a luxury cruise. Right. I've been on an enlisted cruise. Right. Thanks for your service. Oh, thank you. Thank you. Yeah. It was. It was worth it seeing the freedom that you get to hold every day.

SPEAKER_01 25:44

Man, I I said one fucking nice thing to you. You gotta fucking just like my son. Give an inch, gotta take a fucking mile. Yeah, dude.

SPEAKER_02 25:51

You know, in a game where inches matter, I don't have that many.

SPEAKER_01 25:54

So all right, let's see another clip.

SPEAKER_02 25:56

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 25:58

Um, this fucking clown that I'm about to show. Uh-huh. He uh he's a clown, basically. Oh, okay, cool.

SPEAKER_04 26:11

We got the meet and greet. There's three people miss me with a lady that's not missing a no me damsel for the ladies that tally on my way back.

SPEAKER_01 26:25

Yeah. That's the clip. Oh, that's sad, dude.

SPEAKER_02 26:29

You know, I reached out to him. Hold on. But look let's let's just put it like this. If we did a meet and greet, how many of you would show up? It would be that.

SPEAKER_01 26:40

Yeah. It would be that. Yeah, but I'm not so delusional where I'm like, let's do a meet and greet. Right. That's the that's the thing that it is. It's like it's delusion.

SPEAKER_02 26:47

Yeah. Like we know we're just doing this for us. Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 26:52

And like 30 other people that wouldn't show up to anything. Right. Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 26:56

We're lucky they listen. But we like you guys. Yeah. So. Right. Yeah. Maybe. No, I'm just kidding. We do. We do. Yeah, we do.

SPEAKER_01 27:06

But um, yeah, I'm not gonna be like, all right, guys, I'm gonna be selling autographs. Um Right. We could not sell autographs, but I would like get like selling boxers. Right? What did you say? Sell your boxers. Sell my boxers. Is that a thing? I don't know. See, sometimes being fat is a fetish. We might be able to sell our underwear. Right. I'll wear a thong and sell it. Or if like maybe like I sat on like a cake or something. I knew you were gonna say cake because this is the first time we talked about sitting on a fucking cake. Bro, I'm gonna tell you this. I would never sit on a cake. You know why? It'd be hard as shit sometimes. Shower.

SPEAKER_02 27:48

I'll in the shower back.

SPEAKER_01 27:50

Hey, it's gonna be fucking three years later, and some girls could be like, that cake on your ass?

SPEAKER_02 27:54

I got frosting back here. Oh, sorry. I was baking a cake earlier. I must have gotten some frosting back here.

SPEAKER_01 28:01

Lick it off for me. Lick it off. Oh, thank you.

SPEAKER_02 28:05

Um I mean, could be a thing. Or maybe I'll look into it. Swollen ankles. Right. You sell your socks.

SPEAKER_01 28:15

Ooh. Hmm. Hmm. People like feet. You always say you have good feet. I don't know about that. No, I don't. You said it before. Remember, you said you wanted to step on cakes. I got nice feet. I don't actually have nice feet. I'll step on cakes like on Family Guy. Yeah. I mean my feet aren't nice, dude. You said they are? No. Yeah, mine aren't either. My fucking toenails is like this goddamn long. I like talons. Dude, I just cut my toenails. That was the process. Yeah, we fat. Yeah. I had to get somebody else to do it. The fuck? Slurpee. I'll be in this business.

SPEAKER_02 28:54

Yeah. Alright, one toenail down, I'll do the other one with a recoup in 20 minutes.

SPEAKER_01 28:58

No, the thing is you get stuck in there trying to get the boy up. You can't come up for air yet. Then you have to go back to the same one.

SPEAKER_02 29:05

Dude, and I don't know. I think it was the boots in the military that did it. But like my fucking pinky toenails. Yeah. They grow like out.

SPEAKER_01 29:20

That shit hurts when you put on shoes, don't it?

Hockey Game, Mascot, And Gaming

SPEAKER_02 29:22

I mean, if I let them get long enough. Right. Yeah, so I gotta keep them down because like That's insane. Dude, yeah, it fucking sucks. Like you got some got bow-legged ass toenails. Yeah, that's what the fuck it is. It's a bow legged toenail. Like my the toe is fine, fine. Um, but like the toenail like grows out at like a fucking 60 degree angle.

SPEAKER_01 29:41

Mine grow in and kind of curl, and it rubs against the fucking ring finger toe. The ring toe. Okay. If you were to get married, you put a ring on that toe. Right. I do. That's some weird ass fetish shit right there. Uh does. Will you get married? No. Oh. Feet. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. So, anyways, I reached out to this clown. Oh, yeah, yeah. I forgot what you're talking about. The hat toss king. Right. As he calls himself. The hat tossing. Yeah. The two kings, him and his girl. And I was like, uh sour cream eyelids. Right. I was like, hey, play boy. It'd be cool if you did a hat toss for the podcast. You know what I mean? Like, yeah, I don't need to talk to you. All you have to do is do a fucking hat toss. Right. And that's what it is. He didn't. He was he just kept mething around, and I was like, dog, don't stop pulling my leg. You know what I mean?

SPEAKER_02 30:34

We should comment on uh that meet and greet and say uh you should if you would have done a hot hat toss for the pod, you probably would have had more people. Right.

SPEAKER_01 30:45

We couldn't even get other people to show our agreement. He doesn't know that. You want to see Sour Cream Islands do a review? Oh, of course. Is it it's funny because they call food reviews food challenges. I don't know. Uh what normal object are they reviewing this week? Popcorn, I think. Not I don't know. This is popcorn I made.

SPEAKER_02 31:07

Have y'all ever had Mountain Dew? Right.

SPEAKER_01 31:11

My girl made me Mountain Dew. All right, let's see what happens.

SPEAKER_00 31:17

I just made my man two tuna fish sandwiches and a cup soup, hot soup, and he's gonna challenge it.

SPEAKER_01 31:24

Oh, he's a dickhead, too. He's gonna challenge it.

SPEAKER_05 31:28

Cup soup, hot soup.

SPEAKER_00 31:29

Yeah, that's what it is. Tot cup soup.

SPEAKER_05 31:33

You didn't have to say all that. Damn.

SPEAKER_04 31:40

I don't know, guys. We're gonna test it out and see how she did.

SPEAKER_05 31:45

Let me see. Mmm, that's how I like it.

SPEAKER_01 31:49

I got cranberries up there.

SPEAKER_04 31:50

Let's see what it is. Try her food. Let's rate it. One, two, ten.

SPEAKER_01 32:00

Gumming that shit down, boy.

SPEAKER_02 32:11

It's a couple of noodles. Yeah.

SPEAKER_04 32:15

I give that eight out of ten.

SPEAKER_05 32:21

It's good. No. It's a ten.

SPEAKER_01 32:25

It's a no.

SPEAKER_05 32:31

That's definitely a town. This is like one of my favorites, but this is really good. You can't really mess with neither.

SPEAKER_00 32:38

Right.

SPEAKER_05 32:40

But stay tuned because we know for making chili cheese dogs.

SPEAKER_01 32:46

We saw that one.

SPEAKER_05 32:49

It's not a challenge. Good. Well, thank you. You're welcome. Stay tuned, guys, for more to come.

SPEAKER_02 33:00

What? No, thank you. God damn it, dude.

SPEAKER_01 33:05

Yeah. I need to know where they're from. I'm pretty sure they're from New York. Upstate New York. Because he keeps saying 845. I used to live in 845. Okay. Yeah. Dude. And he looks like some of the people that I knew up there.

SPEAKER_02 33:21

That's crazy. Talking about like what a small world this is because I keep saying that looks like some people from my hometown in Carolina.

SPEAKER_01 33:29

Right.

SPEAKER_02 33:30

So it's crazy how you know they say when the airlines became a big thing, that the world became smaller because you could travel around the world. Same thing with meth. The world became smaller.

SPEAKER_01 33:45

I was gonna say social media. Oh yeah, yeah, that too. Because Doug, I haven't gone to any of my high school reunions because I'm like, I see y'all on Facebook.

SPEAKER_02 33:55

My high school reunion, like eight people showed up. Yeah. Any hotties? I mean there was the one that showed up that was here.

SPEAKER_01 34:17

Insane in the midbrain. Insane in the brain. Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 34:23

Yeah. That's what. Yeah. She was even in that graduating class. She showed up. That's insane. In the membrane.

SPEAKER_01 34:31

Yeah, she might be a fucking stalker. She's probably outside right now. I doubt it, dude. You talk to me more. No. Oh, good.

SPEAKER_02 34:39

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 34:40

I would just send her dick pics 24-7.

SPEAKER_06 34:43

Block up, block a block a block up.

SPEAKER_01 34:45

That's how dick pics go on my phone.

SPEAKER_02 34:48

Okay. Uh, no, because her fucking uh dude or whatever would just keep fucking messaging me. He's like, bro, I'm a cuck. Dude, not dude.

SPEAKER_01 34:59

Yeah, he's a cuck. That's insane, dude. He'd be like, you know that she's fucking a whole bunch of other dudes. Dude, you know that? Yeah, I know that you know that. Right. You want to come sit on my fucking chair?

SPEAKER_02 35:11

Fucking weirdo. I got messages on Christmas morning at like three o'clock in the morning.

SPEAKER_01 35:16

Did he say Merry Christmas first? No. Merry Christmas.

SPEAKER_02 35:19

Text me from her phone and was like, you know she's fucking all these dudes, you dumb piece of shit. I'm like. What is it, her pimp? Right. I don't know.

SPEAKER_01 35:29

Yeah, insanity. Hey, bro.

SPEAKER_02 35:33

I'm not even talking to her like that. Chill the fuck out.

Trucking Scare With A Rider

SPEAKER_01 35:37

Hey, speaking of playing NHL 26 from earlier, going back to that real quick. Um, why is your last name offensive? Tell them about that.

SPEAKER_02 35:48

Hey, EA fucking sucks. I typed in my last name, which is not offensive at all. Hang on. Let me.

SPEAKER_01 36:03

Everybody knows your last name, so you can just say it. What your last name is. Starts with an N. Um.

SPEAKER_02 36:16

Oh, wow. The name Sesams comes from uh arrived in England after 1066's uh the Norman conquest. Okay. Um Yeah, I'm not saying anything offensive up here.

SPEAKER_01 36:40

I'll be honest, I reported your last name. What? No, I'm just kidding.

SPEAKER_02 36:45

Yeah, so I typed in my last name for my for my player creation, and it was like, yeah, it was like you can't use this word because it's offensive. And I was like, what?

SPEAKER_01 36:56

How? And then we saw a dude up there and his name was um Big Dick Jones. Yep. But it was like B G B I G D I C Jones. And then there was um Jeff Pepstein. Yeah, you gotta be fucking, you gotta be fucking creative, doggy. With my last name. Yeah. No. Right. Yeah, no, no, you shouldn't have to. I agree. Yeah. Why don't you message EA? Yeah, I gotta figure that out. I can tell you this. Um, they're not gonna give a fuck. I know. Because I messaged them the other day and they were like, go do the thing that I'm not allowed to say on the podcast, but go do that. Right. Oh, here's something.

SPEAKER_02 37:42

Um I hate it when okay. According to a the name Sesams is of English origin and means coach of heart.

SPEAKER_01 37:58

Okay. That was fucking informative about it being offensive, offensive.

SPEAKER_02 38:05

Yeah, coach of heart.

SPEAKER_01 38:08

Um my last name means that we dig into the ground. Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 38:15

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 38:15

Basically.

SPEAKER_02 38:17

Watch my corn pop up and roll.

SPEAKER_01 38:20

That's right. Got another clip for you if you want it. Last one. Play the clip. Play it. Um, when I saw this clip, I thought of you. Oh yeah? Immediately. Hell yeah.

SPEAKER_02 38:34

This could be good or bad.

SPEAKER_06 38:52

What the hell are you doing? Shall I get someone?

SPEAKER_01 40:00

Yeah, dude.

SPEAKER_02 40:01

Have you played that game? I have done the plank walk. That plank walk game is I don't I don't know the price has gone down, but like I looked into it like a couple years ago, and it's again it's just a plank walk game, but they wanted like 20 bucks for it, and I was like, No, I'm good. No, if I want to do that, I'll go walk on a plank myself. Right. In real life. Yeah. Um Yeah, dude, I I love my VR headset. I wish you'd have Vertigo so we could like play games together. Dude. I liked them when I when they first came out. When you were just putting your phone in a box.

SPEAKER_01 40:30

Well Yeah, but no, when they when the Oculus first came out. The thing that got me was the meta shit. Was that you could go to live games in in the meta and like see the game. And like sit next to the other fans and be like, what's good with it? Blah blah blah. Yeah. Yeah. Have you thought about like trying it again?

SPEAKER_02 40:53

Maybe one day. Dude, there there are some games on there that are like Call of Duty, but like you gotta like do all the shit yourself and like you're you're there.

SPEAKER_01 41:04

Yeah, no, VR is cool as shit though.

SPEAKER_02 41:06

That would be fun as fuck to do.

SPEAKER_01 41:07

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 41:08

We might lose some LBs. Right.

SPEAKER_01 41:11

I might run into your wall or through your wall, be like the Kool-Aid man.

SPEAKER_02 41:14

You would do it at your house and I would do it here.

SPEAKER_01 41:17

I'll run through my wall.

SPEAKER_02 41:18

Exactly. Yeah. Um there's a fucking hockey game on there too.

SPEAKER_01 41:24

Yeah. Yeah. Is it the one where you could I saw it, the the NHL players play it.

SPEAKER_02 41:29

Okay. I haven't seen that. Um Yeah, I'd be doing like the main thing I use mine for is I'll hook it up to like um Microsoft like the flight simulator. Right. And uh train simulator.

SPEAKER_01 41:44

You know. Train simulator can't be that fun. You just sit in a train. It's relaxing. Do you honk the one? Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 42:01

Yeah. It's pretty cool. Yeah. Um it's one of those more like the subway doesn't have a bell.

SPEAKER_01 42:10

Are you you're a subway driver? Uh Islam's a New York. No offense to New York, y'all don't it's not.

SPEAKER_02 42:18

We're sorry, hat toss king.

SPEAKER_01 42:22

Psych! Right. More like meth toss king. Um I haven't seen him toss any meth. You can't do that live. You can't do that on TikTok to get banned. They banned us one time for talking about you falling out of a truck. Did I fall out of a truck? No, you tried to. You tried to open the truck up while we were driving. Oh yeah. And they're like, you can't do that up here. Okay. And then the one time that uh Weepy did meth. Kick that off too.

SPEAKER_02 42:54

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 42:55

So you probably got bleeped meth out. So good luck. Alright, fairness, good enough.

SPEAKER_02 43:02

Yeah. Oh man, dude. Anything else for you? What's gonna go with you? Nothing. Nothing, though. We gotta start doing more exciting shit.

SPEAKER_01 43:13

Man, I went to the hockey game last week and that shit was lit. Yeah. But there's a bunch of parts of it that I can't talk about, so that's not cool. Why can't you talk about it?

SPEAKER_02 43:28

I say fuck it. No. Say old peas, King.

SPEAKER_01 43:33

No, I don't want to. Okay. Sorry. We got drunk as fuck. Oh yeah. Yeah, I know that we walked two miles to a bar drunk after the game because I didn't want to pay$50 for it. No, I'm not cheap. But$50 to go two miles is insane.

SPEAKER_02 43:48

Yeah, no, dude, that's$25 a mile.

SPEAKER_01 43:50

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 43:50

And as a truck driver, you know about the prices of miles. That was just unfair.

SPEAKER_01 43:59

Yeah,$25 is insane.

SPEAKER_02 44:01

Would you pay$50 to have Chipotle delivered two miles?

SPEAKER_01 44:08

No.

SPEAKER_02 44:09

What if you're starving?

Social Media Oddities And Reunions

SPEAKER_01 44:11

If I was starving, I probably wouldn't order DoorDash. To be honest.

SPEAKER_02 44:17

I just wanted to see where you valued your miles.

SPEAKER_01 44:20

I hope that you use for the uh the uh thumbnail you drinking out the fucking cup. Cause that shit looks hilarious as fuck. Maybe I will. Maybe I won't. Maybe I'll put this cup in your mouth. Well, please don't. Oh, you got any plans for the week? End? Since we're here now. Um I mean.

SPEAKER_02 44:49

Probably gonna be filled with getting this edited. Yeah, I'm sorry. Yeah. Playing some NHL. Yether. Watching some NHL. Yether. Yes. And uh also um I have to work all next week and next weekend.

SPEAKER_01 45:08

Yeah, so. So may or may not be an episode.

SPEAKER_02 45:14

Yeah, there will be. There always will be. But yeah, it's gonna be um then I'm just gonna relax for the next couple days. We'll be working. And we're gonna be short staffed too because our people are going to the boat. So it works. Yeah, so I know work this week is going to be pretty busy. And that's always fun. Love it. Yeah. I have um What about you? What are your what are your plans?

SPEAKER_01 45:52

For this weekend. I want to say a whole bunch of slurs right now, so that you have to fucking edit the shit out of this episode. Um no, I I don't do shit, man. I stay at home with the kids because my girl goes to school. Right. Play video games. Do a podcast once a week and then fucking I don't do shit, dog.

SPEAKER_02 46:16

I'm old. That's about where I'm at too, dude. I think I'm ready for the winter to end. I think I think we're both being hit with a little bit of seasonal.

SPEAKER_01 46:26

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 46:27

Um and I'm ready for that springtime. We got a little taste of it yesterday. I don't know how it feels outside right now.

SPEAKER_01 46:33

Oh, it's fucking better. It's nicer. I'm changing the shorts when I leave. What? Man, it's nice as shit out. I think the high today is like fucking. I think the high's yeah, the high's 67 for today.

SPEAKER_02 46:47

Alright, you heard it here. Uh you heard it first, you heard it here first, folks. Uh the high today is gonna be what 68. Shut the fuck up.

SPEAKER_01 46:56

Oh man. Bag De Brian with sports. Alright. The Admirals won yesterday three to one. They're on a six-game winning streak ever since the strike. Do they really? Yeah. Yeah, they did.

SPEAKER_02 47:09

I got your emails. Huh?

SPEAKER_01 47:11

Oh, you finally got them? Yeah. Oh yeah, boss. Um, anyways. I gotta go to a birthday party. Yeah, you do, don't you? I do.

SPEAKER_02 47:22

Well that's something that you probably should take care of.

SPEAKER_01 47:27

Yeah. You want the quote or you want me to do the quote?

SPEAKER_02 47:29

I'll let you do the quote this time. Alright.

SPEAKER_01 47:32

Happy birthday.

SPEAKER_02 47:33

What?

SPEAKER_01 47:35

That's my quote. Just like my guy upstairs, happy birthday.

SPEAKER_02 47:40

Oh my god, that guy.

SPEAKER_01 47:43

Hey, happy birthday. Happy birthday.

SPEAKER_03 47:59

Cheering our minds, talking about nothing, and all we can find winston bright they're keeping it real. Two old balls for plenty to spill. Stay more boys and two hours. It's just two and three. That's the point that it's not. Just starting. Okay, but it's not just all it doesn't do. It's down the road. They've got the length. They've got the top. A little bit of mistress. But no one gets off from the kitchen table to the open if they'll bring. So here's to the last. It's just dust. It's just dusty. They've got the plant. They've got the chalk. A little bit of mischief. But no one gets home. From the kitchen table. They'll do the break. Cause they just don't care. So they get to the last.