He Showed Up To A Fancy Italian Place Dressed Like Mario

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Cold Open And Chaotic Banter

SPEAKER_09 0:00

Welcome back to just talking story for it. Absolutely wild. You won't believe this.

SPEAKER_13 0:10

What's up, everybody, and welcome to another episode of Just Talking On Fitness. Hey man, get off your phone. We are doing a podcast. We're doing a podcast, dude. Yeah. And you just over there on your fucking phone. I didn't know you were ready. Texting your boy toy. My boy toy. Toy boy. I didn't know you were ready. Bro.

SPEAKER_12 0:28

You didn't give me a sign, a signal.

SPEAKER_13 0:30

We made eye contacts and I did this. You made eye contact with me while I was texting? Yeah, you looked up and I started blinking my eyes. Give me butterfly kisses. Yeah. They're like more like butterfly smooches. Right. Yeah. Welcome back. Dude, yeah, I know. Welcome.

SPEAKER_11 0:51

Where was I? Where where did I go? Where did you go? Did I go somewhere? No. None of this feels right. Where the fuck are we?

SPEAKER_13 1:00

Right. I know mine's a little wall- Who was in our studio? It would have been cool if we did have an episode where somebody was in our studio, and it'd be cool if we did that. Right. They're just on here pretending to be us. But they gotta like, they gotta like actually try to act like us too, but it just ends up being real insulting. Right.

SPEAKER_03 1:20

I'm fat. I got a dirty beard.

SPEAKER_13 1:24

Right.

SPEAKER_12 1:25

I'm gay.

SPEAKER_13 1:27

That was impressioning you. Oh, yeah. Yeah, that's right.

SPEAKER_11 1:30

CP.

SPEAKER_13 1:31

Bro, have you ever seen um have you ever seen the movie Challenger? Or like heard of the movie Challenger? Not the spaceship. Because I know that's where your mind went. Yeah, dude, straight. The one with uh Zendea. Where they're like playing tennis. Are they driving dodges around or something? No, no, they're playing tennis and like the winner gets to fuck her. I joined the tournament and I don't even know how to play tennis. In a heartbeat. Oh yeah. Uh dude, I saw this fucking guy. Thank you. Thank you. You wouldn't join? Uh, I don't know. I don't know. Might have to start over. Hold on.

SPEAKER_11 2:09

No.

SPEAKER_13 2:10

No, we're good. We're good. We're good. We'll do the podcast on your own. We're good. We're good. We're good.

SPEAKER_11 2:13

Okay, no. Yeah.

SPEAKER_13 2:14

No, I was trying to, I was just making sure, you know.

SPEAKER_11 2:19

Yeah. I don't know what you're what were you making sure of?

SPEAKER_13 2:21

I don't want to say it.

SPEAKER_11 2:22

Oh, okay.

SPEAKER_13 2:23

Go ahead.

SPEAKER_11 2:23

We just keep secrets here now.

SPEAKER_13 2:25

Yeah.

SPEAKER_11 2:26

Just uh a bunch of secret keeping fucks.

SPEAKER_13 2:30

I got a feeling I'm gonna be playing with the mic all fucking episode. As you should. Anyway, uh, dude, speaking of tennis, I saw this dude the other day who was uh serving ball serving tennis balls, but like he would go throw it up in the air and he'd go, but he wouldn't hit it on the downstroke and he'd go pop. I was tricking people. Yeah, dude, it was fucking sad. Yeah, got him. Yeah, he definitely didn't. Then he'll do that like two or three times and then catch you with the yeah.

SPEAKER_12 3:02

Yeah.

SPEAKER_13 3:03

Yeah. I used to fuck around and play tennis. And I just I just like making the noises. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Sometimes I'll do it early. Oh I no, I used to just ride my scooter around the tennis court. What kind of scooter? Razor. Motorola. No.

SPEAKER_11 3:30

I mean, I had one of those too. Right. But um, yeah. You notice my little razor scooter.

SPEAKER_13 3:39

Oh yeah. Well. Uh, I was too big to be on a razor scooter. Really? Yeah, no, uh scooters for me growing up, they were really long, and you could put both your feet on there. Uh Razor, you could probably get about one foot on there or two toes. You ever do any tricks? Yeah, you see, uh, back when my birth mother was fucking one of the maintenance guys at these condos and was able to secure a free rent. Um, yeah, I was able to. I used to go down the hill super fast. Right.

SPEAKER_11 4:15

Almost hit a car a few times. Um, yeah. I could use some I could do some bunny hops and lollipops and cherry drops.

SPEAKER_13 4:28

Right. Only one of those sound real. They're all real. What's a lollipop? That's where you uh put the fucking handle in your mouth. You like jumping in there, like no. No, that's not what that is. What is it? Oh, lollipop is where you you pull, you go in from like a wheelie and then you pop up on that while also doing like a 360 uh handlebar spin. So it's like a lollipop. And you could do that. But could yeah, yeah, yeah. So I almost went pro, but I couldn't because I was failing. Pro Razor. Yeah, I was failing science. Biology.

SPEAKER_11 5:14

No, it's just science, like earth science.

SPEAKER_13 5:17

Oh, couldn't figure out what a plate is bottom tier, plateaus and is that science? Deltas. What's a delta? Is that a cloud? No. Delta quad? No. Delta Force? No. Delta is like the mouth of a river where it exits. Like the mouth of the river where it exits, so the anus. Whatever. Delta anus. Yeah. Or where it starts. Did you know that the Nile River flows from south to north? The Nile? Yeah. Thought it was the Amazon.

SPEAKER_11 5:56

No.

SPEAKER_13 5:56

It's the Nile. Did you know that one time the Mississippi ran the other way? Yeah. That's when the person was on the other side facing the wrong way. And they're like, oh my god, it's wrong the wrong way. They went on the thing. What is this? Yeah. It's all on left to right now?

unknown 6:15

What the fuck?

Tennis Bits And Scooter Tales

SPEAKER_13 6:16

Oh, I was supposed to be over there. Right. Oh, different side, my bad. Alright, you want to start the show with a clip? I mean, yeah, we can. Alright. Um boy. Some bitch was talking shit. Wanna start with a clip? Yeah. Some bitch was talking shit. Oh, what?

SPEAKER_00 6:51

It's 845. In Queen. I'm back. Well, and she never really left. Yeah, we took a break, yeah. So what? We were going through real life shit.

SPEAKER_04 7:01

Real life.

SPEAKER_00 7:02

But nobody beat her, okay? Everybody's going around saying that we beat her over a post that happened two years ago that somebody started because they don't like me and they don't like her.

SPEAKER_01 7:12

We're wanna see this together. Guys, be honest. If the man really seriously, seriously beat me, do you think I would be sitting next to him? No.

SPEAKER_00 7:22

And I want to say this to all our real supporters and real fans and the people that really support us, they haven't assumed or mentioned it once. It's the people that hate hating on us and the people that like to watch from a distance. That's the ones that always got something to say. Always.

SPEAKER_01 7:40

So again, he never beat me.

SPEAKER_00 7:42

He lied.

SPEAKER_01 7:45

I was gone for three weeks.

SPEAKER_12 7:47

In the hospital? But they always met around on.

SPEAKER_09 8:02

Yo, it's Winston and Ryan, the unfiltered crew. That bearded legends with a bitch for you. Exercise laps, no filter, no cap or drink, take a sneak. We just talk and rap. Winston in the corner with the whiskey in his fist, Ryan yelling loud. Every topic gets pissed. Weird so thick, take it smoking the birds, get voices boomin' harder than the 12 minutes of kick. Grab your own star. We ain't a lot. Welcome to the show. It's a bar fight tonight. Just talking to the no rules, coaching. Two fat boys taking over the game. Texas key, Texas speed. Grab a mic and ignite. It's worth the combine. Keep it raw. It's like a tight. Two fat boys taking over the game. Texas eat, Texas peace. Grab a mic and ignite. It's wins to combine. Keep it raw, keep it tight. Ryan got the volume of a megaphone riot. Winston got the boots, but his liver stay quiet. Topics jump wild like a bull in the shoot. From brisket to politics, no subject move.

unknown 9:01

Barbecue stains on a microphone grave.

SPEAKER_13 9:03

Alright, so I wish I could put moot on that. Alright, so I want to know something. Um so they've been together for 14 years, and she's 85. So they've been together for 14 years and they still don't have a kitchen table. They haven't like bro, they haven't amounted to anything to have a kitchen table. This is the this is what the bitch was talking about. She said we were hating on another man. We're hating on the bitch though. Oh yeah, yeah. So is that what we're doing? We're just swapping it. This week we're gonna do it on her.

SPEAKER_12 9:34

Yeah, yeah. Fuck that skin. No, I'm just kidding. No, he's a weird dude. And I like shitting on him. It's fun.

SPEAKER_11 9:40

Yeah.

SPEAKER_13 9:41

He should fight me. It'll be a bar fighter night. Alright. We'll gangbang. I mean, we'll jump him. You wanna gangbang him? No, no, we'll jump him. You wanna fuck him? No. You wanna fuck the hat toss king? No. I'm gonna throw your ass up in the air and catch it on my dick. It's fucking wild to say. And I hope the clip only has that part.

SPEAKER_12 10:10

Oh my god, dog. The hat toss king. I throw some methane in a method.

SPEAKER_13 10:16

You gotta bleep that out. I do it every fucking time. He's always just b around. That's just wild. Speaking of uh I've been watching Breaking Bad.

SPEAKER_12 10:27

Is that her name Bethany?

SPEAKER_13 10:29

Yeah. Yeah. Bethany. You've been watching Breaking Bad. Yeah, dude. I never finished Breaking Bad ever. So I would always get like midway through season two and then stop. Right. Well, in the past two days. Get it? I've gotten all the way through season two. There you go. It's a great show. I'm on season three now. Does it not want to make does it not when you watch it and you saw how see how easy it is to make? Kind of makes you want to make it. I don't want to do it or sell it anything. I just want to make it to see if I can do it. No. You know you can make it a water bottle. You'd be like, Brian, no, I do not associate with any drugs. Right. I will not be a contributor, a creator, a manufacturer, distributor, or user of any drugs or drugs, paraphernalia, here before or thereafter and thereof. Alright, moving on. Um what else do you think they'd be up to? Um I think he probably they probably do a lot of coloring books. He probably cooked before. He probably still does. Yeah. Yeah. Um, I think that maybe also they like to do some puzzles. Maybe like a brain teaser. They get yeah, like like a brain teaser. Are you smarter than a kindergartner? Um, preschooler. Right. Right. Um that's a square. Right. Circle. And he beats her up. Right, again. That's a wild thing to start off a video like, I'm back, but she was never really gone. I didn't beat her up. We're like, what the fuck? We just broke up for a little bit. Right. Ain't nobody beat her up. Why did you say that, sir? Right. Um, another thing too. Um yeah. I forgot. I forgot what I was gonna say. Oh yeah. That's that's sleep apnea.

SPEAKER_11 12:24

Yeah, dude.

Clip Setup And Internet Drama

SPEAKER_13 12:26

That shit just got you fucking forgetting shit. Dude, yeah. Not a lot of left brain, uh, not a lot of brain cells left up there no more. Bro, I've been sleeping like shit lately. Yeah. Tossing and turning, turning and tossing. Dog, last night myself, actually, I fell asleep around like seven, and I've been up since three. Huh? Yeah. Like last night I went to bed at seven. Right. And I woke up at three. And you were all on time for work. Good job. Thank you. Yes, as per usual. It'd have been funny if you were late. And you just admitted that being up at three last and want to leave. Right. I was playing the video games. Is that what you're doing at three?

SPEAKER_11 13:06

No. I was watching more breaking bad.

SPEAKER_13 13:08

Oh, you were fiending. Let me go to bed now, wake up.

SPEAKER_11 13:11

Oh, that's what you be doing. You be fiending on that tonin.

SPEAKER_13 13:14

Dog, no. I'm good. I'm clean. I dumped the pills in the in the toilet. Yeah, but that's why you were literally tossing and turning the other night from what you told me. No, man, I've been clean for like a month. Do you not know how drugs work? Yeah, you still miss it. No. You think I miss crack? Yeah, you tell me all the time. Shut the fuck up. I don't say that shit. Man, I sure wish I could still do crack. You ever thought about opening up a business? Um, yeah, I've thought about selling um comic books. Handmade pottery items. Right. Like ceramics and bowls and dildos. Cups. I can see you're making a whole bunch of dildos for people, anal beads. That'd be weird. Anal plugs. Why? I'm not weepy. Why would it be weird though? Why just blowing glass, just blowing anal beads? Thinking about starting a detailing business. Like a little small little Did you know they sell a power washer that fits in the backseat? Well, yeah. Yeah. Um, that's battery powered. Oh, wow. And you can just drop it into any water source. Oh wow. So an electric pump. Sure, that sprays. Yeah. Just an electric pump. That sprays. Yeah, you just toss in a five-gallon bucket. Right. Yeah. It's a battery-powered pump. Okay. Yeah. That's cool. Sprays though. Yeah, because it's a fucking pump that goes through a nozzle. Anything can spray. Yeah. It sounds like you're mad you didn't invent this. No, it's just a just a pump. No, but it's a cool thing. Yeah, that's cool. Yeah. You know what? You're not getting your car washed for fucking before and after videos. Um, that's okay. I'll just go to the car wash. Alright.

SPEAKER_12 15:11

Spend your money there.

SPEAKER_13 15:12

Yeah, I will. You never want to support small businesses. Small black businesses.

SPEAKER_12 15:20

I have black people in my family.

SPEAKER_13 15:21

Jesus fucking Christ. Oh, in this month of history, you don't want to support a small black business. It's kind of bad of you to call them small. No, it is small. A big black business would be like 50 Cent. It's a wild thing to hear.

SPEAKER_12 15:43

50 Cent is a big black business.

Theme Rap And Hat Toss Feud

SPEAKER_13 15:46

A BBB. Triple B. Better business bureau. No big black business. Triple B. Triple B. Anyways, moving on here. I'm gonna tell 50 Cent you said that. He's not a fan. That has nothing to do with him. That's just three B's. Right. I got three B's for you. Bitches. B's nuts. Bamboo and B's. If you had three wishes, what the fuck are we doing? Rambling, talking? Oh yeah. This is literally how we talk to each other. Yeah. Yeah. Um, if you had three wishes from a genie. Right. What would you wish for? More wishes. Can't do that, you know that. Can't wish for more wishes and you can't wish for love. Alright, so I'm gonna wish for lust.

SPEAKER_11 16:38

I'm gonna wish for a friend that just so happens to fall in love with me. Right. And then for that wish to not count against my wishes. So then I technically get another wish.

SPEAKER_13 16:59

None of your wishes granted. I'm going back to my land. I'd rather live there than deal with you. Um let's go the money route. Wish for a whole bunch of money. Yeah, I'm definitely gonna like get a bunch of money. Um project. Would you free the genie? Uh I thought you were gonna say free the Jews. Um that hasn't happened yet. Yeah. Could could you wish for that? Like a whole population? Like, could a genie does a genie have that power?

SPEAKER_12 17:28

I don't think the Jews need to be freed right now. But I mean, probably. I'm like, hey, what up, genie? I need you to go back to 1942 and free the Jews.

SPEAKER_13 17:40

What what what could you ask the genie to end all wars? Peace on earth.

SPEAKER_12 17:48

Peace on earth.

SPEAKER_13 17:50

I don't know. He's not God. He's a genie. Right. I'd wish for money. I still have one more wish. I'd wish to lose 100 pounds. Good wish.

SPEAKER_11 18:06

Yeah, but here's how the genie's gonna do it. It's gonna give you a terminal illness.

SPEAKER_13 18:11

As long as I lose that weight, baby. Oh god. Can you ask to live forever? Would you want to live forever? And how would you live forever? Um, I don't know, dude. Like still age or like I stay like this forever. Oh, dude. Could you imagine being like 500 years old? Like you're just bones. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Everything hurts. Like, kill me. Alright, please. You can't die. Fuck, that would suck. Yeah. Yeah, I would want to be like how I am now, but like the 100 pounds lighter.

SPEAKER_11 18:43

Yeah.

SPEAKER_13 18:43

And not die. Ooh, that's three good. Oh, I gotta have the money though. How much money would you ask for? All of it.

SPEAKER_12 18:53

I'd ask for like a good, cool, like 100 mil.

SPEAKER_11 18:58

But if you're living forever, the money's gonna run out, especially with inflation.

SPEAKER_12 19:03

Two billion.

SPEAKER_13 19:04

Now what if you're living forever and eventually that currency doesn't exist anymore? Are you gonna be able to trade it in?

unknown 19:11

No.

SPEAKER_13 19:12

You're fucked. Yeah. So you gotta think about this wisely on how you wear this to the genie. Yeah, genies are tricksters, right? Right. That's why I said for him, you'd be like, oh, let me lose 100 pounds, and he'll be like, oh, okay, you lose 100 pounds. I would like to free the genie. I got you, bitch. Alright, you know. Same shit. Um I don't know, dude. Ask for the hurricanes to win Standard.

SPEAKER_11 19:42

It'll happen on its own. Huh? It'll happen on its own. Maybe. It will.

SPEAKER_12 19:48

Didn't watch any of the Olympics?

SPEAKER_11 19:51

Happened in 2006, baby.

SPEAKER_13 19:55

You watch any of the Olympics? Um did you fart? No, that's my chair. Oh it's like you fart it into a fucking two.

SPEAKER_11 20:06

Over here playing a fucking trumpet. Right. Um, no, I have not. That's about over now. I don't give a fuck about that shit. No? Okay.

SPEAKER_13 20:17

No. Yeah. Don't like hockey anymore? You know what I did watch? Gay Tona 500, baby. You watch Michael Jordan fill up all that boy's game. Can you shut the fuck up and let me get to the shit? Let me talk about the good shit first. God damn. Go ahead, 23andMe. That's your fucking team too. I know, man. Not no more. And your boy almost won Chase Elliott. I know. Chase Sexual.

SPEAKER_11 20:47

Yeah, you're Chase Sexual. Um, yeah, no, I had a whole bunch of cool things to say about the Day Tony 500, but I kind of lost the momentum. So what's that? No, uh, Michael Jordan, what the fuck?

Breaking Bad Binge And Sleep Struggles

SPEAKER_13 21:01

Did you see um the reporter asking Tyler Reddick about it, and the dude came in, he was like, we're not talking about that. Well, you know, Stephen A. Smith asked him about it. He was like, Michael's known my kid for a long time. I don't think any answer is a good answer. Yeah, I don't know. That was weird. Said he had ice in his back. That was his butt crack. Yeah. Yeah. No, the day 7500 was good. Nice race to watch. Yeah, soon into the end, but. Who was it? Justin Algeyer, who uh was in the lead, and then he tried to pass him, and he was like, Nope, and Pip maneuvered himself and just caused the whole field fucked up. And um with these new points and shit, people are like wanting to fucking finish the races now. So we're seeing cars that are like half dismantled on the fucking track. I forget who it was. Larson. Yes, it was Larson. And he didn't have a hood. He didn't have the front fenders. It was just open tires. Dog, that shit was fucking great. Where are they at this week? Atlanta? Uh no, it's not Atlanta. It's it's called Echo Park Speedway, and it's in Hampton, Georgia. And I don't think I've seen them race there, I'll be honest. I can't remember. Okay. Yeah. Short track? No, it's a speedway. Huh. It's like a mile and a half long. Huh. That's new? This year? I don't remember it last year. I don't. Because normally it's Atlanta. And then it's Atlanta the road course. I don't think that one's next. No, no, I'm saying don't they do that too? I think the Atlanta. They'd be switching it up every year. Um if I look here at my schedule. Uh this week is gonna be Echo Park. And then next week is gonna be Circuit of the Americas. Is it adding random shit in now? Circuit of the Americas is in uh Austin, Texas. We can go down there for that one and go see uh shit. Kill Tony. We could barely pay the bus, bro. You're gonna bleep that out, right? I don't know, ma'am. I'll quit right. I'll quit right now. Yeah, I'll quit right now. Uh that's funny. Yeah. Yeah. You'll forget, it's gonna be great. And so you see it in a clip and you're like, oh my god. Um yeah, racing's cool. Ready for hockey to be back. Yeah, this has been a long fucking Olympic break. I've been watching the Olympics though. It's been cool. Yeah, I think I did see where like women's hockey America just like defeated everybody. Yeah, yeah. Barely won in the gold uh match though, won an overtime against Canada. Dude, speaking of hockey, did you see that shooting? Yeah. Insanity. Insanity. Yeah. Um, yeah. I just heard like I saw this video that's like popping on my Instagram, and I was like, oh, little little hockey, hockey match, and I heard pop, pop, pop, pop, and I was like, oh shit. Where you see the skaters jumping into the stands and shit. I was like, what the fuck is happening? Yeah, dude. I watched it uh with no volume at first and I was very lost.

SPEAKER_11 24:39

I was like, what kind of game of hockey is this?

SPEAKER_13 24:40

Right. I was like, I think it's a good one. Get it back on the ice!

SPEAKER_12 24:43

You can't skate out here, right?

SPEAKER_13 24:47

Oh, dude. So what's been good with you? Yeah shit. Um all right, hell yeah. Uh for me. All right, see y'all next time. Yeah, what's been going on with you, buddy? Uh no, what's going on with you?

SPEAKER_12 25:04

Nah, nothing.

SPEAKER_13 25:10

Playing hockey on Xbox. Oh yeah.

SPEAKER_12 25:14

Yeah.

SPEAKER_13 25:15

My head feels like I'm like this the whole time because of my mic, I hate it. Yeah, it was just um kind of yeah, kind of the same with me.

SPEAKER_11 25:28

A little bit of here and a little bit of there and a little bit of everywhere, but a little bit of nowhere at the same time.

SPEAKER_12 25:33

Right.

SPEAKER_11 25:33

Um, I did go down on the farm last weekend.

SPEAKER_12 25:36

Oh yeah.

SPEAKER_11 25:37

And it rained on Sunday. But I was on the tractor and I was like, fuck, it's Daytona 500, but we had to do a couple things. And uh I was turning over the soil in this field and whatnot, and I was able to put my phone up, so I had the Daytona 500 up there. Right. I was just going through the field, just start your engines.

SPEAKER_02 26:08

I was like, yeah, fuck.

SPEAKER_13 26:11

You thought you were racing? Right. I was like, go faster. Right. Uh catching the draft behind a cow. You ever hit a cow with one of those? No, dude.

SPEAKER_11 26:23

Sometimes they uh sometimes they'll be real when they're super hungry and you're getting a bale of hay and you're taking it out there, like I'll be scared because you got the the hay on the front of the tractor.

Small Business Ideas And Detailing Debate

SPEAKER_13 26:38

Right. And they're trying to eat it while the tractor's moving. Right. And so like some and especially if you're like on your third bale, like we've got these big trailers that sit in the pastures and they're feeders, and you fill them up with hay bales. And once you put like the first couple down there, they go to town, and so you you're coming up and you've got to like pull the tractor up to this trailer, and there's just a wall of cows, and so like you're like bumping them a little bit with the tractor, and then they're back, they're like, Oh shit. It's like golden corral, right? And then you go lower it down in there, and then you'll have one that's got his head stuck through the trailer to eat, and he's still eating, and like you're like, I'm trying to put this heavy ass bale right here. And so you'll like tap their head with the hay bale, and they look at them like, oh fuck. What's that? Right, more food, yeah. So, yeah, there's that, and then uh on Monday, Monday the weather was nice, but we uh we needed to run the cows or the chutes and whatnot and get them dewormed and shit. You just spray like a solution on them when they get in there. But my dad was like, it's real muddy and cow shitty up there, so I'm gonna go to town real quick and buy some rubber boots. And I was like, alright. So when he came back, he had these two boxes of boots, and I set them on the back of his truck to open up the box, and before I even open the box, it says women's eleven. And I'm like, hey dad, I think you bought women's boots. He's like, huh? I was like, you I think you bought women's boots, these are women's. And he was like, let me see your box. It was identical. Women's eleven. He's like men's. Dude, I don't even know. But it's like a fucking 13 in men's. I think women's sizes are smaller. Yeah. So if I if I needed a men's eleven, let's see. A women's eleven would not be size is women's eleven and men's men's shoes.

SPEAKER_12 29:10

Yeah, you're right. It'll be a men's nine and a half, buddy. Yeah. So women's shoes are bigger. Yeah. Eleven. Men's nine and a half, so the women's shoes are bigger.

SPEAKER_13 29:25

No, the women's shoes are smaller. They're bigger. Eleven is bigger than nine and a half. Whatever. I I I think I see where you're going. Anywho, my dad was like, I don't care if they're pink, but as long as they fit. And uh they weren't they weren't all pink, but no, they were too tight. We had to go return them and find men's boots. Right. Or a bigger woman size. Like, I need a 13 women? Like, what the what the fuck are y'all doing? Don't worry about it. Um, but yeah, so then we got the cows, and some of those cows were had hadn't been ran through the shoots before. They were new cows. They were like stressing the fuck out. Rookies. Yeah. This one had a wild look in her eye. Like when she was walking, she she was just almost. No, she almost punched me. Move. Right. Uh, my dad has a bunch of baby calves right now. Like, I'm talking about like babies that you can like walk up to and like corner them real quick and then just pick up. No, they're just cornering the cows. Well, you gotta get them through the chute. Sometimes they go to the corner themselves because they're trying to get out of the pen. Right, because y'all are down there molesting the cows, vaccinating them, deworming them. So, anyway. We need fair treatment of these cows. These are actually some of the happiest fucking cows you can find. You ask them? You can look at them and tell. No. That's not a real thing. Yes, it is compared to other farms. I'm tired of this, man. The world's going to hell in a handbasket for sure. These are free roaming cows. Some of these, some of the a lot of the not free roaming if you're cornering them in a stable, in a chute. It's not a stable room. Not a free roam. Not a free roam. They are free roaming. Means you don't deworm or marry anything. Okay, so we just let them get worms and parasites and yeah, they die of natural causes, buddy. Did you stop and ask the cows? Hey, do you want to be vaccinated? Hi, would you like to not be sick? What the fuck kind of angle are you taking right now? This is some fucking bullshit. No, it makes sense. Jesus fucking Christ. I made my point. Yeah, of course you did.

SPEAKER_11 31:47

Oh yeah. Oh yeah. Oh yeah. Alright.

SPEAKER_13 31:50

Well, what else is up?

SPEAKER_11 31:51

Nothing. Nothing's up.

SPEAKER_13 31:53

Alright. Alright. Well, you heard it here, folks. You never say it right, and it's great. I don't know. Alright, let me play another clip. Got your boys. I got your boys.

SPEAKER_07 32:05

Put a finger down, super tough edition. Number one. You actually kiss a lot of girls, and you actually said two in the same one, but you kiss a lot of girls.

unknown 32:16

Rich?

SPEAKER_04 32:16

I do kiss a lot of girls.

SPEAKER_07 32:19

Good boy. Next. Put a finger down if you actually have huge muscles. Fresh, you got a finger down? Yep. Obviously.

SPEAKER_09 32:30

Good job, Fresh.

SPEAKER_13 32:31

Job fresh. Good stuff.

SPEAKER_07 32:33

Number three. Put a finger down.

SPEAKER_13 32:36

Why are we doing it like this?

SPEAKER_07 32:37

If nothing ever hurts your feelings. Did I already put mine down? Already put mine down. Okay. Go next. Put a finger down. Damn. Um if girls can't stop calling your phone. Man, that's ridiculous. Yeah. Girls never stop calling my phone. I'm getting frankly tired of it. So click on me.

SPEAKER_03 33:10

Why did you even do five?

SPEAKER_11 33:14

Or four.

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SPEAKER_13 33:22

Just so we're clear, I'm not shitting on these guys. I think they're fucking hilarious. I think they're doing a bit. I don't know, dude. I don't think so. Dude, all the shit they're doing, the greaser thing. This is Wolf Pagment. Yeah. Yeah. He's shitting on the fat guy, though. He fat guy could definitely beat him. I know it for a fact. Yeah. Alright. Put your fingers up, put a finger down if girls can't stop calling your phone. Me too. My girl calls me all the time. Mine just bill collectors. Right. Hey there, Mr. Sesams. This is Lisa. I love you. Thanks for calling. Oh hey, baby, we have them for dinner. Right. Sir, you can't afford your payment. It's not that I can't afford it. I just don't wanna. Right. Um that's a the and put your finger down if you got big muscles. That's weird. I think that those guys are hilarious and they deserve to be on TikTok. What if they're secretly gay? Probably. Who got in a fight? Them or Hat Souls King. Who would I rather? No, if they fought each other, who's gonna win? Oh. Wolfpack. Yeah. Unless the girl jumps in. She looks feisty. No, they can still get her. No, she's got like that crackhead energy. Meth toss. Right? They keep mushing her and she keeps popping right back up. Pocket meth. Pocket meth. Just mething around. That's funny as fuck. Oh. Bro, I forgot to tell you something that happened. I didn't even tell you on the phone. And it's fucking- I keep trying to fucking throw that shit through the fucking wall. Um yeah, next episode we gotta fucking fix that for sure. Um I went to this warehouse and I was shitting per normal. And the guy next to me, not in the same stall, different stall. Um, he's also sitting on the toilet. Oh, he's also shitting? I think so. And all I hear is motherfuckers over here sleeping and shitting at the same time. That's a skill. Can you do that? No, I can only sleep on the toilet. All right, one time. I mean, I can shit too, but the other day, I um had to piss really bad. My girl's been yelling at me because I'd be waking up with a boner and I'll be just pissing all over the place.

SPEAKER_12 36:04

So I was like, you know what? I'm gonna sit down and pee. And I sat down and pissed.

SPEAKER_13 36:09

You shit. My body was trying to. My body was like, oh, buddy, my butthole was puckering. I was like, I don't why? No, bro, it's nighttime. We don't shit in the middle of the night. You never ever shit in the middle of the night? Nah, unless I'm like my stomach hurts. But yeah. Yeah, sometimes I'll wake up to shit. Really?

SPEAKER_11 36:31

Yeah.

SPEAKER_13 36:31

Well, you be eating some feisty shit though. Yeah, I do like peppers and spicy stuff. I said feisty. Yeah, spicy. Right. Yeah, jalapeno's pretty feisty. Habanero.

unknown 36:46

Right.

SPEAKER_13 36:47

I know your asshole just be on fire.

SPEAKER_11 36:49

No.

SPEAKER_13 36:50

Coat it with cooling gel.

SPEAKER_11 36:55

It's so funny.

SPEAKER_13 36:56

Nah. Get like a little bit of winter fresh and right back there. I do have some dude wipes that have like that are like winter fresh flavor. I don't know if it's flavor or not. That's that should be cooling though. Right. These are good. Have you ever seen um My Strange Addiction?

SPEAKER_11 37:16

Yeah.

SPEAKER_13 37:17

Disgusting. Yeah. I watched the news season. Dude's like eating fucking mattress, and the other lady's saving her. I'll be honest, I I fast forward it through this one addiction because it was so disgusting. You wanna know?

SPEAKER_12 37:36

This bitch. She saved her toenail clippings and filed them down to a powder and used it like it was salt.

SPEAKER_13 37:46

Like at restaurants and shit. And lock her up. Yeah. No, I was like damn near throwing the fuck up. I was like, nope. I could fast forward and threw it. And then it was another girl. Her strange addiction was that she liked to sun her pussy. Oh, yeah, I saw that one. Yeah. I was like, pop off, play girl. Yeah. She's kind of hot too. Weird. Weird. Oh, you're actually sunning your butthole. She was doing all of it. Oh, well and actually it wasn't even her butthole. It was the in-between. The gooch. Yeah.

SPEAKER_11 38:20

But yeah, I've seen uh where there's medical benefits to that. Sometimes I'll hang out of the window. I believe that. Yeah.

SPEAKER_13 38:26

I believe that. You'd be in the back of your truck bed just fucking asshole in the air. Um, do you remember the old episode from way back when the dude fucking was in love with his car?

SPEAKER_12 38:41

Mm-mm.

SPEAKER_13 38:42

You don't remember that? Oh, dude, it was like Tell me the premise. He was in love with his car. Yeah. Uh so the dude named his car like Steve or something. He was gay? I I don't know. But like he would just like go and like make out with his car, just kiss on the bumper, and then he would like climb up under it and fuck it. Dude, fucking type it in. It's it's gotta be on TikTok. Dude that loves his car. How do I get back to this? Um open up a new tab. Type in tick.

SPEAKER_10 39:21

It was love at first sight. His body and then his interior and everything just together just seemed to fit. And I just felt an instant connection. Dude, Chase. A cavalier. My heart would just stop. I just had to gather myself here. I'm sorry for all that. Yeah, love, love. Unfortunately, Chase is no longer part of my life.

SPEAKER_13 39:46

What? Oh, I haven't seen this. Seven years ago, Chase was involved in an accident during a routine checkout.

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SPEAKER_10 39:53

I think about it a lot as the person hardy's not here. I just I felt like he deserved better. So this is where I keep a lot of Chase's momentum. The bedroom is just a special place, and I felt like that was the perfect place for him, and nice to have him close to me. The blanket's special to me because it's got a lot of his good pictures on it. Just cute stuff like him getting a bath and us together. You you look back and you just don't realize the things you take for granted until he gained some weight.

SPEAKER_13 40:29

I mean us too.

SPEAKER_10 40:37

I just would change, I guess, the way things happened or to try to do something different, I guess, to keep him here in my life.

SPEAKER_13 40:49

The cavalier, right? Something.

SPEAKER_12 40:59

He's not here. They're making him relive this shit. Dog misses his car. This is sad, dog.

SPEAKER_10 41:13

He's in love with his gay car. But uh, I moved on. I was looking for new vehicles. Woo! Found a my my baby girl online.

unknown 41:24

Pretty good.

SPEAKER_10 41:25

I love Lex with all my heart. Thank you for all.

SPEAKER_12 41:28

Oh, he's not gay no more.

SPEAKER_02 41:30

Remember that. I'm not gay no more. I love women.

SPEAKER_13 41:35

Yeah. Oh, dude. You should have uh in the original episode, he goes and he tells like he tells his dad, he's like, I'm in a sexual relationship with my car, Chase. He's like, son, it's okay to tell me you're gay. You don't have to say it's your car. No, it's it's my car. He's like, his dad's all confused. He's like. Alright, I'll be the dad, you be Chase. Alright. What's up, son? Hey dad. So I'm pretty sure you're wondering why all these uh cameras are following us. Yeah, what are we doing? Like a home makeover? Sort of. Yeah, yeah, start in the bathroom. Yeah, sort of, sort of. Um, we're actually here because of Chase. Chase? Chase. Your friend from primary school? No, you know Chase, my car. Yeah, that piece of shit by Cavalier. Don't talk about Chase like that, dad. It's still weird that you named your car Chase. Doesn't matter. Okay. All right, son. You know how I support you no matter what. Good. I'm glad because you're gonna need it. I'm gonna need it. We're all gonna need it. Right. When I tell you what I'm about to tell you. So we're not doing a makeover and no, we're not. Okay. Um so I am in love with Chase. From primary school? My car. Son. You're gay. No. It's okay.

SPEAKER_12 43:04

You don't have to blame it on your car.

SPEAKER_13 43:05

No. I fuck my Chevy hard. No. Remember when I said I support you? Balls deep in my Chevy. I don't even know how you would do that. Balls deep, dad. Son. Your mom, the stove, would not approve of this. She's talking about Chevy's, not General Electric over here. Right. We're just a family that loves appliances and cars. Chase is not a fucking appliance. You better watch and cars. You better watch your fucking mouth, Dad. Right. Could you imagine like getting in a fight with your car? Taking us home. Okay. Right. How would you fuck a car? I don't know. Like multiple holes, though. Oil. Uh goddamn coolant.

SPEAKER_11 44:05

Oh, you wet for me? No, bitch, it's my engine.

SPEAKER_13 44:08

Right. How does the car fuck you though? Tailpipe. Oof. You're down there fucking just like, you dripped oil on me. Dude, I I wish I could find the original video because he was in there like rubbing the steering wheel.

SPEAKER_11 44:25

He's like, ooh, your engine is turning me on.

SPEAKER_13 44:29

And it just you just see him up under the car, just no. Kind of. No. Kind of. Alright. I'm gonna break that up. I don't I don't know how to use computers.

SPEAKER_12 44:43

With this. Have you have you ever seen this?

SPEAKER_06 44:47

Oh yeah. Whoa, black betty.

unknown 44:57

Bam blam.

SPEAKER_06 44:58

Whoa, black betty. Bam blam. Black betty had a child.

unknown 45:03

Bam blam.

SPEAKER_06 45:04

Don't think go wild. Bam blam. She's always ready. Bam blam. She's old rocks steady. Bam blam. Whoa, black baddie.

unknown 45:15

Bam blam.

SPEAKER_06 45:16

Yeah, black betty.

SPEAKER_13 45:24

Oh.

unknown 45:26

Yeah.

SPEAKER_13 45:27

Beautiful. Beautiful. Yeah. Yeah. Um, yeah, dude. I love that version. You know, dude doesn't even speak English. He's like Russian. Yeah. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, I tried to follow some of those other stuff, but I couldn't follow because I couldn't understand. Sort of like the Super Bowl halftime. I understood it. Dominal gasoline. Yeah, right. Um what else was he saying? Um I think he said man a lot. Man? Like, yeah, man. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Probably said C a couple times. That means yes.

SPEAKER_11 46:10

Yeah. I think he said what did he say?

SPEAKER_13 46:14

He said yeah. Yeah, that's what he said. He he said yeah a lot. Yeah.

unknown 46:19

Yeah.

SPEAKER_13 46:19

Remember when Shakira was up there? Yeah. If it was a girl Spanish, nobody would have mad. Yeah. It's crazy that we had a uh non-American up there. No. I know. People said that though. Yeah. People are. Retarded. Retarded. They be trying to bite their ear and shit. You wanted to do it, didn't you? You wanna do it? I was thinking about like you used to say you can lick your elbow. Yeah, yeah. Can you lick your elbow? No. I can barely touch your toes. No. Can you touch your elbows together? No. Not happening. Um But yeah, no, having the alternative fucking halftime show is insane. Man, did you tune in?

SPEAKER_11 47:14

No.

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SPEAKER_13 47:15

He's like, I want to see my Spanish brother over here. Right. Yeah. Yeah, yeah. Man. Did you see the uh the one dude that translated translated uh Yeah yeah, no, I did see that. And it was like actually really good. Yeah, yeah. Did you see uh one of the people on the turning point one and he was like uh singing about he wants the finer things in life, like he wants to drink his beer and mow his lawn, and people are like you can do that. I don't think bad money's stopping you from doing that, to be honest. I think um that Super Bowl definitely made me delete a lot of people because people are ignorant as shit. Yeah, I just don't be paying attention, honestly.

SPEAKER_12 48:00

Yeah.

SPEAKER_13 48:02

Turn that blind eye. I'm just like And so that shit looks you in the face and you ain't got no choice but to be like, God damn it. Right. Yeah. Oh what a world we live in. Yeah. Oh yeah, I got another one.

SPEAKER_11 48:18

Yeah, that's what I was waiting on.

SPEAKER_13 48:22

My guy.

SPEAKER_02 48:24

Wanna be a bugger? Switching rolls and make on the spray, making money. Make a money the way.

SPEAKER_12 49:48

Oh, that's the same thing Bad Bunny said. Oh, yeah. Oh, that's my dude. Oh, yeah, dude.

SPEAKER_13 49:56

I love it.

SPEAKER_12 49:56

If you don't follow him, follow him.

SPEAKER_13 49:59

What is his name? What's his name? Bro, I don't know. Heavy set D. I don't say that. I don't know what it says. It'll be right there. Okay.

SPEAKER_11 50:17

We're gonna play the clip, we're just gonna have the TikTok. Right. I got one more. Yeah, let's do it.

SPEAKER_13 50:23

Okay. You'll love them.

SPEAKER_05 50:27

We're gonna stop him. Oh, he's going around another unit left of the center, going about four mile an hour on the lawnmower. Go around.

SPEAKER_08 50:54

All right, Bill. Do you have any pocket knives or anything like that on you? I got a machine gun.

SPEAKER_13 51:10

Oh my god. I got a machine gun. When he said I got a machine gun, that reminded me of that one dude, uh that one clip you played with the construction workers or something. He was just yelling. Oh. I don't remember. I forget what he said too. Byron! Oh, you're talking about uh Byron, Byron. What do you say? Cheese, rice, and Jesus Christ? Right. Yeah. Oh shit. Byron Bro. I got a machine gun. I got a machine gun. That's insane, dude. I wanna I wanted to bring up something.

SPEAKER_12 51:58

Uh was it last weekend?

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SPEAKER_13 52:01

Yeah, last weekend. Last weekend one of our buddies came in town. LG Triple L G. I guess the weekend before that. Yeah, the weekend before. And he invited us to an Italian restaurant. I wanna look in the camera when I say this. Winston. Showed up to the showed up to the Italian restaurant. Wearing a red shirt, a red hat. And overalls. And when he walked in, he said, It's a me, Winston! And I wish I had a picture of you wearing this, because it was the most hilarious thing on earth. When we walked into this place, everybody said, I remember I got mad. Fuck everybody looking at pissed. OG had us sitting in his fucking corner booth. I mean corner table. No, and it was a fancy fucking Italian place too. Everybody was dressed up. There was a piano player. Yep. Um it was in a strip mall. But who knew? Yeah, who knew? Such fancy could you know, that's why you should never judge a book by its cover.

SPEAKER_12 53:10

Right.

SPEAKER_13 53:11

But uh yeah, no, it was completely unintentional. I was just coming home from work and I had a red shirt on and my overalls. Shit was hilarious. And my red hat. Shit was hilarious. And uh wish I had a picture of that shit. I look like Mario. I had wrote it down, so I can remember to tell you about it. I was there. I know, I'm gonna tell y'all about it. Fucking stupid, hilarious.

SPEAKER_11 53:38

Oh man. Yeah.

SPEAKER_12 53:40

What else has been up with you?

SPEAKER_11 53:43

Um nothing much. Alright. Yeah, nothing much, man. Um stupid.

SPEAKER_13 53:57

I did it. I did it like ten minutes ago. I know. I saw you. And we never really agreed on what exactly what we were doing, so Yeah. Um I ain't got shit going on either. Yeah. Um Like and follow us, please. That'd be cool. Subscribe. Comment. We read 'em. Yeah, we read them. Even if you're talking shit. Yeah, sometimes we respond to some guy told us that it's a wild choice for us to be sitting in these chairs. You better go through my floor. Oh, you're right. You better go through my floor. Right. There's a basement down there. Oh, yeah, I forgot about that. So I've heard. Right. That's where they keep all the bodies. Yeah. Alright, man. Yeah. So uh what's going up with you? Nothing. Nothing. Literally nothing.

SPEAKER_12 54:51

I ain't been doing shit.

SPEAKER_13 54:52

You still uh driving trucks? Yeah. Still doing that. You still hauling stuff with the trucks? Hauling all kinds of stuff. You still emptying the trucks out when you get to the spot where they want the stuff out of the back of your truck? Yep, they take them out. Okay. You still driving the empty stuff back? Yep. Driving back.

SPEAKER_11 55:09

And then doing it again the next day? Yep. Sounds miserable. Yeah. Alright. You heard it here first, folks. You heard it, folks. You got a quote. Um. Yeah, I do have a quote. Um, if you're gonna be in love with an in-made object, um don't tell anybody. Just keep that shit to yourself. Right. I think that's a quote we can all live by and uh kind of just keep it rolling from there, you know.

SPEAKER_13 55:49

See you guys. Toodles.

SPEAKER_08 56:03

Well, we've been a rambling, sharing our minds, talking about nothing, and all we can find. Winston and Brian, they're keeping it real. Just two good old boys with plenty of spill up a tread, and next time, same old voice it's a plenty too high. It's just told, unfiltered free. Get down the road They've got the bank, they've got the charm A little bit of mystery, but no one gets on From the kitchen table to the open it's the free, Cause they just don't care to the last, it's too fun, say goodbye, it's just too fast. It's just all I'm filter and free. It's just toxic on the gold Wee week now, but beat by stuff it up, yeah, it's down the road They've got the lantern, they've got the chalk A little bit of mischief, but no one gets home From the kitchen table to the open air They'll do the free Cause they just don't care So they're to the last next to the fun They goodbye is just to it up It's talk Until the free just talking We're doing it now we'll be back Oh still it on the filter Cat you're down the road even losing