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Episode 34: Schall We Talk about Painting Richie's Wall

Robyn Schall

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Episode 34: Schall We Talk about Painting Security’s Wall


Wait! Hold on! What? Ok!!!!

I was fully prepared to record a normal podcast episode... and then Mario Lopez (YES THAT MARIO LOPEZ) commented on my Instagram. Five minutes later we were talking about underground journal dealers, painting over a wall I once destroyed with duct tape, and the bizarre chain of events that somehow led me to Dr. Piano Man. So basically, things got off track immediately.

In this episode:

• Mario Lopez (aka Slater from Saved by the Bell) saw my confession about cheating on an Access Hollywood Saved by the Bell quiz and actually responded

• Security moves out of his apartment, which means I have to paint over the mural I created after duct-taping myself to his wall and raising $20,000 for animal rescues

• I announce my Bachelorette Comedy Show at The Wilbur in Boston and explain why this show means so much to me

• We talk about domino-effect moments and how one tiny decision can completely change the direction of your life

This episode is funny, chaotic, surprisingly heartfelt, and somehow turns a wall-painting project into a conversation about timing, heartbreak, friendship, and finding the right person.

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Producer shout-outs: Susan Santoro, Melissa Kirsch, Veronica and Deanna, Tamar Fix, and Dr. Piano Man

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SPEAKER_03

Shaw We Talco, can't you see? This is where you wanna be.

SPEAKER_00

Hi everyone, welcome back to Shaw We Talk. Literally seconds before we started recording, Mario Lopez. Go so I made a video. Okay, hold on, back up. I'm I'm like so flustered. So two weeks ago on uh Shaw We Talk, we did a secrets episode. And my secret was how when I was on Access Hollywood, I lied about being a Save by the Bell prodigy. Now, I really am a Save by the Bell fan. I really did see every single episode, and growing up, I was obsessed with the show. Do I know every episode, every line, and every in situation? No. But I lied about it to the producer, and then the on air, they decided to do like a pop quiz. So right before we cheated, security went and got the questions, we looked it up, and then on the air, I looked like a freaking genius. Well, on the secrets episode of the podcast, I came clean. And then I clipped that and I put it on my Instagram. And then the crazy part of me tagged him. Okay. Although he has millions of followers, so I wasn't sure he'd actually see it or like watch the whole thing. So I wasn't like I didn't actually think he'd watch it. Anyway, just seconds before we went live, I get a notification, like a comment from Mario Lopez being like, love you, Robin. And 13-year-old me is freaking out. I know I'm an adult. I know I'm engaged. I know, like as an adult, like he's not Slater, okay? But like if I could take a little time machine and go back and tell like 12-year-old Robin one day Slater is gonna say, Love you, Robin. I was like so awkward. I had frizzy hair, braces, like just awkward in my own skin. And he was the coolest. Him and Zach were the coolest at the time. And now he said, Love you, Robin. I'm telling you, 12, 13, 14-year-old Robin is a freaking out. Anyway, hi, how are you guys? Welcome to Show We Talk. Do you find it cool?

SPEAKER_04

Well, first off, I like how you said I know he's not Slater, yet if you re-watch the video, you call him Slater. You call him Slater.

SPEAKER_00

In the video. I know. I because I really know nothing about Mario Lopez. I mean, I know he has a very successful career. I know he was on Dancing with Stars and blah blah blah. And he was so nice to us when we did Access Hollywood. Both him and Kit were so nice. To me too. Yeah, yeah. So what I'm saying is like remove Mario Lopez from the situation. This later of it all, like we grew up on that show. 10-year-old Robin, 11-year-old Robin, 12-year-old, 13, 14, 15, 25, 30. Like, oh my gosh.

SPEAKER_04

And when we were both there on the set, we I it felt like we were kids again.

SPEAKER_00

Yeah. It really was the show when we were kids. So anyway, this was that this is very exciting. And I know a lot of you are watching and you're like, Robin, because I know if you go to my followers on Instagram, there's a lot of A-list celebrities, so you'd think I'd be like used to celebrities. Nope. You know what I was just thinking about. I once went out to dinner, and the people who invited me to dinner was like, oh, there's gonna be some other people joining us for dinner. They didn't give me a heads up who it was gonna be. I get there and it was Martin Short. And they, it was only six of us having dinner together, and they sat me next to Martin Short, knowing like, oh, I'm a comic, I'm a huge comedy fan. And again, you would think I'm around enough celebrities that I'm chill, I'm cool. Nope. I like forgot how to speak because it's Martin Short, he's the a comedy god, but he's been around forever. He's done so much in the comedy world, and he's so funny that I literally sat there the whole dinner like like not saying a word because I was so awkward. I am just not chill. I'm not chill, and I I know people are gonna be like, but they're just people, yeah? Yeah. So you could be excited about people, and there are certain there's certain people I get very excited about.

SPEAKER_04

I'm sorry, there's a save by the bell quote now to my head. They they put out their pants on one at a time, and Screech goes, You do?

SPEAKER_00

For those listening, I don't even know if this is in. Anytime security says something, I make a hand motion with my hands of like a scissor, meaning like this is getting cut. When mom last episode says, You should cut that.

SPEAKER_04

We did not.

SPEAKER_00

I love the mom's episode. We should have her on more often. Can you guys comment below? Do you want Mama Shaw to be on the podcast as a regular guest? I don't know if it's like I just find her exceptionally funny because she's my mom. I need honest, just put honest. Like, no, it's good as a short segment at the end, or no, like once every other month, you should have her on as a guest. Let me know. You won't hurt our feelings. Mom doesn't know how to check the YouTube comments yet. Oh, that's what I'm saying. She wants to subscribe. She doesn't know how to. But you guys at home should also subscribe on YouTube, give it a thumbs up, leave a nice comment. If you're listening on any of the Spotify or podcast apps, give a five-star and nice review. Also, if you would like to join Patreon, we have behind the scenes every week's live streams, but you know, some info, such as they got the first announcement that I'm gonna be doing my bachelorette comedy show at the Wilbur. So if you want to become a Patreon, that's below. If you'd like to get tickets for the Wilbur, I am doing my Bachelorette comedy show. Okay, so on the goals list it was, you know, bridal party, bachelorette show with the kids, you know. And I had told my girlfriends, I don't want a conventional bachelorette party or bridal party. Like I just have no interest in that. What I really want to do is do a bachelorette comedy show. So one, I can perform since that's what brings me the most joy. And two, I can celebrate this chapter with you guys. So I had a meeting with my agent a couple of months ago saying, This is what I want to do. Can you find the right venue? Maybe a casino will let me do it. Cause like to pitch to places like, okay, Robin's gonna perform. It's not her normal show. It's a bachelorette comedy show. It's a hard pitch. So we were getting like little no's here and there from places, or places were like giving awful deals. And then I get an email out of nowhere saying, hey, Robin, the Wilbur, which is like this huge, beautiful, prestigious theater in Boston that I got to do a couple years ago, not only wants you back, they would love for you to do your bachelorette comedy show there. And before you knew it, I signed the contract and now we are doing it. We just announced it on Monday. Pre-sale tickets went on sale yesterday, and tickets go on sale tomorrow, depending on what day you're listening to this, of course. But yeah, I want you guys there. I just want to fill this whole place out with just people who want to go to a Bachelorette comedy show. If you have friends or family who don't know me, but you want to bring them, the show is just gonna be so fun. You don't have to know me to have the best time ever. I've been planning it with security and Regina, and it's just it is gonna be so much fun. Also, if you're having a bachelorette party or you know someone who's having a bachelorette party, let me know because we will definitely include you guys into the show. So there's something we need to talk about.

SPEAKER_04

What's up?

SPEAKER_00

Security sent me a link yesterday. So if you guys don't know, I have an underground illegal journal ring, and I've told you guys many times I go to my guy who has a store. He doesn't sell journals, okay? But once he had journals at discount prices, and I bought them all out. And then ever since I always go there and I say to him, like, I need more journals. And he's always like, I can't get you more journals. And I'm like, but I I need more journals. He's like, I can't get them. And he goes, you know, come back in two hours. Let me call a guy. And then I always come back in like two or three hours, and then he's like, Okay, come back tomorrow. And then I always come back tomorrow, and then he has journals for me. I can't ask for which colors, I can't ask for how many. What I get, I get, and I don't complain. And he has told me multiple times his guy in Jersey gets them from a guy two hours away with the truck, and then he gets them from the truck. Truck. I'm using air quotes because I'm pretty sure they're stolen. I don't know. I didn't say that. Did I say that?

SPEAKER_04

Nope.

SPEAKER_00

I don't know what you're talking about. Anyway, he gets them from a truck, and then the guy in Jersey drives two hours to my guy, and then my guy sells it to me. And this store is one of these like discount stores, right? That they just have a lot of product, okay? So anyway, it's this whole thing, and it's been a bit that I've shared with you guys over the years as I've started this journal biz, which we haven't sold journals in a while.

SPEAKER_04

We haven't.

SPEAKER_00

We're due for a journal job. I stopped because everyone wanted the tote bags. Oh. And I didn't want to like, you know.

SPEAKER_04

Which you can buy.

SPEAKER_00

Oh, which you can buy. If you can't tell, we're hustling to both pay rent this month. I'm moving. I gotta pay for movers. I I have a wedding. Here's a tote bag link. Here's a Patreon link. Hit the subscribe button. So this episode, we are going to be heading to security's apartment that he's moving out of because a few years ago I painted a mural on his wall. Life size. So we need to paint over it before he moves out. So this episode, we're gonna take the whole setup, all the cameras, all the mics, head over to his apartment. And while I paint, what are we gonna talk about while I paint? Alright, well, we don't know what we're gonna talk about, but we are gonna paint this episode. But I can't paint something new.

SPEAKER_04

No. Or maybe this the white, that will be the new cover. Journal cover. Patreon. But now you you never explained why. They got the link I sent you.

SPEAKER_00

We should rename this podcast ADHD. We are two unmedicated ADHD babies. ADHD babies. Okay, anyway, security sends me this link. Now, I didn't read the article. Did you read the article?

SPEAKER_04

No.

SPEAKER_00

Okay. Oh my god. So we're gonna report this story, and neither one of us read the article. Okay, so just take everything we say, you know, some of it may not be true, but from what we gathered. Okay, my version of the journal guy in San Diego, like some guy who owns a store with things and discounts, apparently had a tunnel underground going to Mexico, like two hours away, where they had a truck, right? And then things were falling off the truck. Not just journals, but like other illegal things. And through this tunnel, they were yeah, so the thing was falling off the truck and then going through the tunnel for two hours, leading to their version of the journal guy. And then people like Robin were going into the stores buying journals or illegal things. So anyway, it was like I can't like it was my story happening down south.

SPEAKER_04

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00

Not my story. Let's be clear. I don't think there's any tunnels under my journal guy's store.

SPEAKER_04

Nor do we think your journals are illegal.

SPEAKER_00

No, they're definitely not.

SPEAKER_04

No.

SPEAKER_00

Not by the time they get to me. Or go to jail. No, because let me say something. I buy them and uh I pay taxes on the sales.

SPEAKER_01

I don't pay taxes when it but he rings me up on the downstairs cash register.

SPEAKER_04

Where the tunnel is.

SPEAKER_00

I do go under I do go underground to pay. I pay on the downstairs cash register. Next to the tunnel.

SPEAKER_01

Wait, you know how his office is the broom closet? Yep. We don't know what's we don't know.

SPEAKER_00

Oh my god.

SPEAKER_04

Oh my gosh.

SPEAKER_00

Oh my gosh. We're due for a journal drop.

SPEAKER_04

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00

I wonder, should maybe I paint the journal guy and I. Like, maybe like, I don't know. I don't know. We need a journal drop.

SPEAKER_04

Put your suggestions down below.

SPEAKER_00

Yeah, what should the next journal cover be? Okay, should we head to your apartment and paint? Yeah, let's pack up. Let's go. Okay. All right. So I have to be very verbal today because if you're listening, this is a very physical. Okay, if you're listening, I highly recommend you watch because it's very physical, but I will do my absolute best to describe everything I'm doing for the listeners of the podcast. Okay, so step one, we are going to put down a tarp because we are responsible. Okay, I am opening up the tarp. So I I don't want to open up the tarp and talk at the same time though. Cause like, can they hear me? You don't know. I might paint the whole wall or just the just this, and it's the same color. Oh, it's the same color as the wall. Exactly. So I just have to cover this other.

SPEAKER_04

Oh, if you really want it.

SPEAKER_00

To paint the whole wall, I don't want to paint the whole. Remember the wall community came for me on TikTok. Oh, I'm ready for them to come after me. You're not on TikTok. They'll still come after me. It's my account. And it's a wall. Oh, the wall. It's always the wall community. Alright, so what happened was I in my apartment that I moved out of, I had put stick and peel wallpaper up, not realizing I was using a bad kind and like the glue stuck to the wall. I got it all off. And not only that, the wall was better than I found it, and I got my full security deposits back. But till then, the wall community on TikTok was trying to cancel me, saying I was the worst human that's ever lived because I put peel and stick wallpaper up. So, anyway. I mean, they may come for me because with the duct tape I did take off paint chips of the wall. Alright, so anyway, I am now putting down the tarp. Is that good? Oh, there's paint from that. So why am I putting this down if there's already paint from the last time I painted? Okay, the tarp is down. Is that good?

SPEAKER_04

I think it's perfect.

SPEAKER_00

Okay, so now we're grabbing paint. And it's definitely the color.

SPEAKER_04

100%.

SPEAKER_00

Do you have a thingy to open? I have a ladle. What's a ladle? It's it's down there. Alright, so now security had a big spoon and he thinks this is how you oh wow, it does open. Whoa, you're a genius. Okay, we're using a ladle. That's what it's called. Mm-hmm. To open up the paint. Oi. Alright. I feel like I'm nervous that a lot of this podcast is gonna be quiet because I'm doing things. I know, describe. Alright, I am currently opening up the paint thingy. Beautiful. Go, go, go. Go, go, go. Go, go, go. What?

SPEAKER_04

Just make sure you try to get stuff on the tarp, not on the rug, because I will be bringing that to the new place.

SPEAKER_00

Okay. This is a paint tray kit. Durable and reusable. Superior material. Superior. Only the best for my apartment. All right. Security. Okay. Okay. I tell you why I was so annoyed. When I said get a roller, I meant like a big roll. Is this all you got? Look how tiny these are.

SPEAKER_01

These are the rollers he got. This is gonna take forever. No, security. Security. Guys, he if you're listening, he got their mini little rollers, like this less than the size of my hand. Rich, this is gonna take all day. I don't have time for this. I said get a roller. Alright, guys.

SPEAKER_00

Alright, so now I'm putting together the mini. I'm putting together the mini, what is this called? Roller. Okay, oh my god, this paint smells really strong. Is this just normal paint? Yeah. Am I gonna get high? I forgot what year it was, but I saw it was like, okay, so it was like 2023, 2024. Alright, I'm gonna start painting while I'm telling the story. It was like 2023, and I saw on TikTok this girl duct taped herself to a wall. And I was like, oh my gosh, as someone who loves duct tape and has lots of it, I want to duct tape myself to the wall. So the tarf is down.

SPEAKER_01

The tarf is down, security.

SPEAKER_00

Okay. Um, so if you're listening, I got some paint on the floor, but the tarf got it.

SPEAKER_01

Okay, good.

SPEAKER_00

The tarf got it. The tarf got it. So anyway, I duct taped myself. I duct taped myself to the to securities wall. While I'm in the while he's doing it, don't you remember we got a delivery? The doorbell rang and there was like a delivery, and we got so embarrassed. Okay, but anyway, I had said in my Insta stories, because like we were giving updates on Insta stories while okay, while sorry if you are listening to me while I was I'm getting paint on the ground, but it's okay because the tarp is covering it.

SPEAKER_03

It's not covering it.

SPEAKER_00

I don't know if you can hear me, but it's getting everywhere. Okay, so Okay, so we duct taped me to the wall, and then I had said on Insta Stories, because I was standing on a chair while security was duct taping me in, and I said, once I get off this chair, like once he moves the chair, every minute that I'm in the air, I'll donate $100 to an animal rescue. And I opened up my Venmo and I said, if you guys want to contribute, you can do it too. So we duct taped me and then we filmed it. I could put it in the episode, like we'll we'll show it. But I think I stayed in the air for like a minute and a half before I came down. And when I came down, I took a big chunk of this wall with me.

SPEAKER_03

I'm sinking. I'm sinking.

SPEAKER_00

And not only that, the duct tape was so tight on me. I actually made a disclaimer saying, hey guys, this was really fun to do. Don't do it at home, and especially don't do it with kids because the tape is so tight against you. Don't you remember, security? I had trouble breathing. You're gonna like cut the tape off. But anyway, we ended up raising $20,000 for animal rescue. So totally worth not breathing. But anyway, security had said to me like a day or two later, oh my god, my wall looks so bad because you took down so much of the wall with you. And I said, Do you want me to like paint a mural? And he said, Yes, please. I said, What do you want me to paint? He's like, actually, can you surprise me? Like, I'll leave you, come and paint. And I said, Great. I don't think you knew when it was coming, though. Like, I think part of it was that like you came home one day.

SPEAKER_04

I came home and my security t-shirt was outside, and you texted me saying, put on the security shirt.

SPEAKER_00

Gosh, I have such a funny thing. By the way, this um roller was actually the perfect size. Although a big roller, we could have gotten this done in like three minutes, but I guess we are recording a podcast, so it's okay. So, yeah, and so then we raised $20,000 for animal rescues. And I figured with $20,000, it'd be great if we could divide it up to four different animal rescues so that we could give $5,000 to you know, four different. places a pig sanctuary North Shore Animal League Animal Haven and Muddy Paws and Muddy Paws like two years later is where security ended up getting Oates his dog from. So like what a full circle. Oh my gosh because because we duct taped myself to this wall because then I painted this mural because all of this brought in $20,000 from you guys made us decide to donate to four different animal rescues. You guys were the ones who introduced me to Muddy Paws and it was because of Muddy Paws you got your dog oats. So all that to say when we when you move into your new apartment I should paint a mural on that wall because you don't know what good things may come from it. Get a new sister okay can I just say something on that what other sister would let you work for her for such a little price can I tell you the wall like it's looking good a pretty good on the new Korea. I said what's the weirdest way I've met a guy oh I know this is an insane story. So on Periscope there was this girl this again before Frank and I knew each other this girl Brie Olsen do you remember Charlie Sheen went on a it was called like the Blood Tiger Tour where he was like doing a tour around the country with two what?

SPEAKER_04

Tiger blood.

SPEAKER_00

What'd I say blood tiger it was the tiger blood tour and he went on tour with two porn stars that he was dating one of them being Brie Olsen. Anyway she was huge on Periscope she was like the number one followed person. Anyway it was like three in the morning and she was live and I was just watching her and she wasn't doing like porn live stream she would just live stream her life but it was just that her job was doing was a sex worker but anyway she was live one day just sitting in her living room and she said something and I was like oh my god you're so funny and I'm saying this like as a comedian and she goes and there's probably like 10,000 people watching her live stream and she goes oh you're a comedian Robin Shaw comic let me look you up and she looks me up on YouTube and she goes oh you popped right up and she goes all right everyone do we want to watch Robin stand-up and she turns her phone around and now I'm thinking oh my god 10,000 people are about to watch my standup like my heart like draw because at this point I just performed like you know just the regular comedy clubs for a hundred people at a time you know this was gonna be the most anyway she turns and she plays my live at live access tv and she's cracking up and all of the comments are like haha all of a sudden everyone starts following me my phone starts blowing up much so that it's freezing because it's just like followers follow follow follow follow and so then Bree was like oh my god Robin you're so funny like where are you in the chat? I wanna I wanna follow you but I it wouldn't let me type because she was like oh my god what a boiler move she had me players stand up for 10,000 people and then she bounces but I was still there anyway one of the people watching that night was Frank. Frank started following me when my uncle passed away he sent me the a ukulele da-da-da. Before we know it I'm now single again we go on our first date and then we date for six years. So that is how so Charlie Sheen and Bree Olsen the porn star is how I met my ex-boyfriend. That's crazy, right?

SPEAKER_04

I'm seeing like an overall theme what with this whole thing is that it's a lot of domino effects all the stories that we're telling they're all domino effects.

SPEAKER_00

Yes 100% everything in my whole life is a domino fact. Even Dr.

SPEAKER_04

Piano Man oh what that really did fall on what do you mean that really did okay to question before you tell the story do you want a stool that may or may not be broken? What do you mean? To get the line on top?

SPEAKER_00

Yeah let me give me the stool okay may or may not does that mean I'm gonna stand on and it's gonna break all right for those listening we now have a stool for me to get on so I can reach the top part. Alright so speaking of domino effects I met Dr. Piano Man because of a domino effect. So I broke up with my ex what in 2022 no yeah 2022 but 2023 I don't know a while ago but we stayed like best friends we were talking all the time it was very complicated do you remember on Facebook you used to be able to put in a relationship single complicated if this was if this was 2006 I would have put complicated because we weren't together but we were together you know and then I went out to California to scuba dive and you know he met me there and he was staying with me because every time I went to California we he would stay with me he'd pick me up at the airport we'd hang out all the stuff yet we were not together so anyway things were getting tense between us because I started really over the really starting 2024 I really was dating not just to be funny not just to like have funny stories or for hookups but I was dating with the potential wanting to meet someone you know and tension between me and and my ex were growing because he saw I was starting to date people a little more seriously and then I went out for the scuba diving and we were just bumping heads and not getting along and I remember on the last day that I was in California tension was really high really high and then we're at the beach and we decided like we're not talking to each other and then he drops me back off in my Airbnb and he goes I'm gonna go back to San Diego and I said good go you know and he closed the door and in that moment when the door closed I went that's gonna be the last time I see him like I just I knew it. I knew it in every part of me that we had we had squeezed the relationship dry. Yes we broke up years ago but for those couple of years that we were friends we were just holding on because he's such a great guy. I like to think I'm a great girl and we didn't want to lose each other as friends even though we knew it was just getting harder and harder to stay friends. And when he closed that door I said oh my gosh that's it I'm never gonna see him again. And then I laid down on the bed and I opened up my hinge app and I hadn't opened up hinge in like two weeks because the date prior was this guy who saw me and ran. And so and so because that guy looked about domino effects I went on a date the guy saw me and ran I decided I'm done with hinge I don't open up the app for two weeks I go to California because of scuba diving I see Frank Frank and I realized like this friendship is not gonna work anymore. He closed that door literally and metaphorically and I laid down and I decided you know what I am gonna open up that app again I opened the app and I had a bunch of messages and there was one guy playing the piano and I was like ooh and it was really cute and he said it said scientist. I was like yeah I'm a scientist and I messed I'm sorry and so then we're messaging back and forth the next day he asked me on a date and we FaceTimed we went on our date and the rest is history and just to like tie up a little bow Frank did like two days later send a message apologizing and you know we had a little talk we said I said I'm sorry too but that time he closed the door he really closed the door everything happens in the timing it needs to happen. Oh I really stopped painting there for a while. Were you were you thinking the whole time like why is she stopped painting? I know I knew the story but not to the extent I don't think I really talk about it because it's very very personal.

SPEAKER_04

Yeah this is I would say it's very very personal. If I cut to my angle you'll see me just we don't we don't need to see you I I hope we're not looking at your angle.

SPEAKER_00

Whatever this angle is on you right now is gonna look great this can't be a flattering angle I feel security there's a 99% chance this is one of those episodes that doesn't I think this will Yeah you think this is a good episode I don't know I am just so happy does it look really good?

SPEAKER_04

Yeah it does let me take a step back.

SPEAKER_00

Even if you just leave it like this except the the top the very top minute yeah no no I need to do one more coat we're gonna wait five minutes and then I'll do a second coat. Okay. All right let's pause and we'll be back in five minutes and do round two all right let's do this second coat but let's do it in two speeds so that we can just see the final product. Hit it whoa this this stool is I told you that it's oh my god security may or may not be so close to done are you happy yeah okay ta I'd say better than new but I like the uh thingy better I do miss it I already miss it let's put it back all right and the wall is back to its original state all right full transparency we're painting tomorrow so what you just watched I don't even know what how it went I'm sure great I'm sure let's call mom and show let's get our producer shout outs if you would like to become a Patreon the link is below all right let's give her a call I won't get our motherly advice hi you're live on the pod oh I'm I'm sitting out here on the pool deck looking out onto the ocean oh nice nice nice nice are you afraid to do your producer shout out yeah all right take it away Deb we want to thank all the Patreon and I want to give a shout out to those in the producer team we have Susan Santoro Elizabeth Veronica Marco and Dr. Piano I just want to thank everybody that's the Patreon and thank you for supporting Robin and the art I also want to say we just had last week well maybe two weeks ago now the producers got to sit on a live stream where Dr. Piano man and I did a rehearsal for our One Woman show which was really cool. They got to hear some of the music and some of the lines and it was just a lot of fun.

SPEAKER_02

Yes I enjoyed it immensely so thank you Patreons all the patrons all right and now for a motherly advice okay I just was thinking about that right now right now as I said I'm sitting out at the pool deck but I just want to tell everybody of course you're out in the sun wear a hat, put on sunscreen put under an umbrella So that's my advice for today I that was perfect.

SPEAKER_00

I know you were nervous that you didn't have anything but that what better advice from a mother than put on sunscreen? Yeah that's right you don't want to take another trip to the dermatologist All right thanks mom you don't usually say love you guys yeah love you love all the Patreons all my kids and non patreons too right and Richie Of course he's a Patreon no he's not telling to join then I know and he'll pay his own salary yeah you should join I still pay you the same but you become a pay uh producer all right love you love you love you guys bye bye bye she's flustered because her friend's over and I know like sitting next to someone she's probably getting nervous I don't know if this is gonna end up but I think no I think she gave that advice like in the earlier episodes to wear sunscreen I don't think so I'm gonna go and if you can find it insert it here okay if he if there was nothing inserted I was right I don't think so I think so all right I hope you find I I hope you proved me wrong okay that make for good content all right guys thank you so much for watching I love you all so much thank you for being here I hope you can make it to my Bachelorette comedy show in Boston we're trying to add a second show in New York but I don't know if it's gonna happen but I I just really would love to celebrate with you guys. So have a good day I will see you next week when we have no clue what's gonna happen. Not even me.

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Darling this is where you wanna be