Episode 41 - Schall We Talk about MORE Conspiracy Theories

Conspiracy theories are back... and somehow this episode gets even weirder than the first one.

Mama Schall returned wearing a homemade tinfoil hat, confidently explained why she might actually be an alien, and somehow convinced us that time travelers may have helped build the pyramids. Things only escalated from there.

Whether you believe any of it is up to you... we're just asking questions. 👀

In this episode:

• Mama Schall explains why she's convinced she's not just half alien... but possibly FULL alien, complete with Rh-negative blood, metal detector incidents, and a family history that raises... questions

• We debate whether aliens built the pyramids, if time travelers secretly helped the Egyptians, and why Papa Schall somehow ended up in a "historic" photo from Ancient Egypt

• We react to some of your favorite conspiracy theories, including robot pigeons, jellyfish being aliens, Bigfoot, the Matrix, flat Earth, and whether fast food chains are secretly feeding us humans

This episode is ridiculous, completely unserious, somehow gets surprisingly deep, and may leave you wondering whether you should start carrying around a tinfoil hat... just in case.

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Transcript

SPEAKER_03 0:00

Shaw We Talk, oh can't you see?

SPEAKER_02 0:03

This is where you wanna be.

SPEAKER_01 0:06

Welcome back everyone to Shaw We Talk. We have a very exciting episode. A spooky is it spooky? No, it's not spooky. Our guest is kind of spooky. Alright, today we are doing part two of Conspiracy Theories. You guys loved that episode so much. Mama sure loved that episode so much, and she wanted to be on the next time we did conspiracy theories because she loves a good conspiracy theory. So she's coming on what? Oh, I I saw you take a breath.

SPEAKER_02 0:39

Yeah, I do that. A lot to live.

SPEAKER_01 0:46

None of my watch. Oh, sorry. Conspiracy theory, but she's not a human. Well, we're kind of not a human. We should actually speak to mom about this. Because my mom, and she talked about this in the last episode, conspiracy theory episode, that she says she's half alien. I think she's whole alien. We'll get into it when she when she comes on. But before we get started, I just want to quickly talk about my trip to Boston. So last week we went for just 48 hours. I did Boston 25, The Hub, Kiss108, and then we did a bunch of like content with City List, which is like a Boston Instagram account, and we did stuff with the Wilbur. People were asking why did I go a full month in advance? But that's because we needed content to like get people excited for the Boston Bachelor at Party comedy show over this next month. So if I went just the week of, I I wouldn't have content. So now I have tons of videos to get everyone excited. If you would like to come to the Bachelor at Party comedy show, I am so excited.

SPEAKER_02 1:49

Very excited.

SPEAKER_01 1:51

You know what? New York just made me see how fun it could be. And now we're doing it on steroids at the Wilbur.

SPEAKER_02 1:57

Yeah, and the stage is like twice as big, three times as big, four times as big. It's huge.

SPEAKER_01 2:04

Because the New York stage was about this room, right? That's correct. So I would say I would say six times it.

SPEAKER_02 2:09

Plus, there was a screen, so we actually lost half of the stage.

SPEAKER_01 2:13

Yeah, yeah. So I mean, this is going to be insane. Now, I have an idea on how I want to end the Boston show. I don't know if I could pull it off. But if I could pull it off, it's gonna be the most epic moment of my life.

SPEAKER_02 2:26

I'm very excited.

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You know what I want to do.

SPEAKER_02 2:28

Yes, I do. Do you think we'll be able to pull it off? I think you might if everything works out.

SPEAKER_01 2:32

Every like, guys, there's so many moving pieces for this to work out. I will tell you after Boston if it worked out or not.

SPEAKER_02 2:40

But no matter what, even if we don't do this, it'll be something else. Yeah, yeah. And it will be as epic.

SPEAKER_01 2:46

Right. I don't know if it'll be as epic. No, it will. Fine. I'm so excited. Yeah, yeah. If you want to get tickets, down below, August 23rd. Also, post wedding, which is in two months.

SPEAKER_02 2:59

Less.

SPEAKER_01 3:00

No. Eight weeks.

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Oh. That's two months. Two months.

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Well, technically less than two months if we're going by the date.

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Yeah, because it's going by weeks.

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Sixty.

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Sixty something days.

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That is so insane. I guess it's too late to back out. No, not me. I'm saying I'm scared he's gonna run. He can't back out now.

SPEAKER_02 3:26

Can I back out?

SPEAKER_01 3:27

Remember the I forgot which episode it was where of Shall we talk where I was pranking you with fake things you needed to do. And I said you had to shovel the manure from the horses. But anyway, so Boston, them get married, and then after we go on tour, Vegas, Toronto, Dallas, and San Diego, all the tickets are on sale. Don't wait. Get your tickets now down below. Also, security always yells at me, I forget to say like, subscribe, leave a nice comment. You know, we hit over a hundred reviews on Apple Podcasts.

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I saw and I read all of them.

SPEAKER_01 3:58

I read, I actually probably did read all of them too. And then, yeah, and if you would like more content, oh, we have to do the uh We missed it. We missed it.

SPEAKER_02 4:10

We totally missed it.

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Okay.

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Oh my god.

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You guys listening are like, what the heck? We do every week, we do a monthly live stream.

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We totally missed it.

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It was supposed to be yesterday.

SPEAKER_02 4:22

It was supposed to be yesterday, which was Monday of this week. Because people listen to this on Thursday.

SPEAKER_01 4:26

Okay. Well, they're gonna listen to this Thursday. Let's do it on Thursday night.

SPEAKER_02 4:30

All right.

SPEAKER_01 4:31

So if you are a Patreon, we're going live tonight. It's for Shool Sholettes and Sholaramas. We do our monthly live stream. We're going live tonight. It was always supposed to be tonight.

SPEAKER_02 4:43

That was the original plan, remember?

SPEAKER_01 4:45

Well, technically we didn't miss it because we didn't tell anyone it was supposed to be Monday. We just wanted to do Monday.

SPEAKER_02 4:50

Wasn't it always the last Monday of No, it's always in the last week of the month. Okay.

SPEAKER_01 4:55

It never says anywhere what day.

SPEAKER_02 4:57

Okay, well, it's Thursday.

SPEAKER_01 4:59

It was always supposed to be Thursday. But also every uh Friday we do behind the scenes of either the podcast or my week or oh, we could uh put some Boston stuff in. Did I already put some Boston stuff in? Last week is such a blur.

SPEAKER_02 5:13

It is a blur.

SPEAKER_01 5:14

All right. Anyway, if you'd like to join Patreon, join Patreon. It's a good old time. Come see me live. And let's get mom on the pod. Let's talk conspiracy theories. Now remember, she's a little eccentric when we start talking about conspiracy theories. We gotta roll with it. We're not inviting her on to be boring and practical. If we wanted practical, we'd invite my dad on. We want fun. We invited Mama Shaw on. So please welcome. Oh, and we have to make tinfoil hats. All right. We'll put that on Patreon.

SPEAKER_03 5:46

Yes.

SPEAKER_01 5:46

Okay. All right, guys. Please welcome my conspiracy theorist, friend for life, and mother forever, Mama Shaw. Welcome, Mama Shaw.

SPEAKER_00 5:58

Hi, everybody. I hope you recognize me in my new hat.

unknown 6:06

Okay.

SPEAKER_00 6:08

What a mother will do for her children.

SPEAKER_01 6:11

Security. I can't be I hate that we don't have a camera, you know. Can we just have like a stick figure for every time you talk? Yeah. Because only siblings can communicate as much as we just communicated in that one look. All right, mom. The first conspiracy I want to tackle is a conspiracy we talked about in the last conspiracy episode.

SPEAKER_00 6:35

This is a funny, funny episode. All right. All right, mom. We have fun on my planet. Wait, I gotta get to the people out there wink.

SPEAKER_01 6:53

Okay, so in the last conspiracy episode, when I called you, you said your conspiracy is that you think you're half alien. That your mom and an alien did it?

SPEAKER_00 7:03

Well, no, I think my father might have been a half alien.

SPEAKER_01 7:06

Oh, so you think your father was an alien? Yes. Oh. Can I tell you what I think?

SPEAKER_00 7:11

Of course. Let me tell you, this is all trickling down to you.

SPEAKER_01 7:16

Okay. I actually don't think your father was an alien. I actually think, and I don't think you're half alien. I think you're full alien. I think you were implanted into your mom's uterus. Do you know what I mean? Like, I just think your parents were who your parents were, and aliens were like, all right, these people are weird enough. That sounds like Superman. There's a chance your father was an alien, but I don't think I I think you're full alien. I don't think you're half. I think you were implanted.

SPEAKER_00 7:47

Another interesting fact. I like that you just said another fact as if what we just said was fact. This well, this next one is a fact. Okay. I am RH negative, my blood. No one else in the family is. Wait, and usually your blood type comes from somewhere? Well, shouldn't it come from your parents? You get something. DMA. Wait, but I'm O. Right?

SPEAKER_01 8:11

Oh my grandfather was O. Correct. The one we think is an alien. I'm chocolate. All right, but uh do you agree that it's a potential you're a full alien? I could be.

SPEAKER_00 8:26

What is something about you what is something another thing about me that m triggers it? Yeah. No matter where I go. Just recently we went to Joan's Beach to see a concert. We I was the only one they pulled out because I set off the metal detector. I was the only one who set it off. And they said, check your pot pull out what's in your pocket. I had two tissues. That was it. Tissues. That's it. Alright, on to the next.

SPEAKER_01 8:59

Your stick figure needs multiple facial expressions.

SPEAKER_00 9:05

Okay, mom, you ready? But now I'm wondering, people are now gonna really think that I'm an alien.

SPEAKER_01 9:13

Or need to be locked up. Alright, so mom, you love conspiracy theories. A lot of times when I I'm I'm the queen of conspiracy. Sometimes when like I'm like, oh, this is happening, I'll call her to be like, what do you think? And then we'll like say what you know our conspiracy theories are. So I'm gonna go through some popular ones. Remember, we already discussed a bunch in the first one. We discussed the moon landing and da-da-da. Although I I d I don't believe the conspiracy. I didn't either. I really think it's well, because here's the thing we love a conspiracy theory, but we actually love science too. You're a mathematician. Yes. Which brings me to my first one. As a mathematician. Let's talk about the ancient pyramids in Egypt.

SPEAKER_00 9:57

That baffles me. How they could have constructed things so precisely, the lengths of each of the what is it, sides of the pyramid, and how they have it like the mathematics of it.

SPEAKER_01 10:12

Like every time I read about it and they say like the dimensions and how it's perfectly lined up to the shun and blah blah blah blah blah. I'm like, no, I get it. They had all the time in the world to build, but uh they didn't know mathematics.

SPEAKER_00 10:26

And the other thing that baffles me is that they have the pyramids also in South America. Yeah. And they have these uh construction sites in what is it, Asia?

SPEAKER_01 10:39

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 10:40

I mean, how is it that all over the planet back then they knew how to construct ever all this?

SPEAKER_01 10:47

So the conspiracy is that it was aliens. Well, something Well, what's your conspiracy?

SPEAKER_00 10:53

What do you think? But that's well, that's why, you know, was it You're here today. How did all that happen? And tried to prove to me that it's not aliens. So you do think it's aliens? What's what I mean, how did they do it then? Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 11:12

I don't know. Security, do you know?

SPEAKER_02 11:14

You see, I don't know if you remember from last episode.

SPEAKER_01 11:17

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 11:17

When you w now, people can't see. I'm not wearing any tinfoil hat right now.

SPEAKER_01 11:21

Oh, so do we seem crazy because you're not wearing a tinfoil hat?

SPEAKER_02 11:24

Out of totally out there.

SPEAKER_01 11:26

Oh, really? Because I think we sound completely normal. Do you? Yeah. Oh my god. Wait, so if you don't wear one of these hats, this conversation sounds nuts?

SPEAKER_02 11:35

Oh, yeah, you guys sound totally nuts. I'm glad I'm like the uh one on the outside right now.

SPEAKER_00 11:41

Oh, okay. Well, how can we sound nuts? It's in the script. It's in the scripture.

SPEAKER_02 11:45

It's in the scripture.

SPEAKER_01 11:47

Oh, I like that one. Very good. Do we wear these hats to the wedding? Then we don't have that we don't have to do our hair. Guess what? What?

SPEAKER_00 11:56

We give it out to everybody at the wedding. The flux and cats.

SPEAKER_02 12:01

For people listening, you understand what I'm dealing with right now.

SPEAKER_01 12:05

Wait, so we go to we go to Mallorca, we say to Dr. Piattleman, okay, now that we're gonna introduce you to Americans, not only are we introducing you to Jews, but we're also gonna introduce you to tinfoil hats. Now you wonder why Dr. Piattleman wants a prenup?

SPEAKER_00 12:26

If he's gonna run.

SPEAKER_02 12:28

But I want the T what the TSA's gonna think when the cases go through and cases are empty, but tinfoil hats.

SPEAKER_01 12:37

It's not even just the role of tinfoil, they're already made. Okay. Should we move on to our next one?

SPEAKER_02 12:43

Oh, wait, is this uh is is this plausible or plausible?

SPEAKER_01 12:50

Alright, our next conspiracy. Time traveling. Do we think it exists or is that just something made up in movies? Now, there are a few photos. If you're listening, head over to YouTube at this moment. Just I don't know what timestamp we're at, but we're at blah blah. We're at out of time. Find us on YouTube because I'm gonna put up a picture right now. This picture is from the 1950s. If you look at this guy, he is dressed in the 2000s. Now, let's go to the next picture. This picture is also from the 50s, and if you look, there's a guy on a cell phone. Now let's go to our next photo. I'm gonna take a screenshot of it because I don't know if we could show a video of a Charlie Chaplin film, and in the background, there was a woman on a cell phone. Mom, do you believe in time travel? Now listen to this theory. We're gonna be. Does that sound like uh Twilight Zone?

SPEAKER_00 13:57

Yeah, okay. We were just discussing building the pyramids. What happens? This is absolute proof that of time travelers, because the engineers and the architects of present day were able to go back in time and help build the pyramids.

SPEAKER_01 14:16

You know, as we're just gonna bring us to our next picture. This is a picture from the days that they were building the pyramids. If you can see, Papa Shaw and Dr. Piano Man are there measuring. And see, Dr. Piano Man and Papa Shaw don't believe in time travel. How were they there in this photograph? Papa Shaw in color.

SPEAKER_00 14:39

It wasn't Papa Shaw, it was Mama Shaw. Oh, it was you? Yes. Who else would have been measuring? Oh, okay.

SPEAKER_01 14:48

Alright, so it was you.

SPEAKER_00 14:49

I hope people are heading over to YouTube because the way I'm envisioning this is so funny. No, they're hopeful heading over to the phone to call the men in the pocket.

SPEAKER_01 15:01

But can I tell you something, Mom? I think you and I in a padded room together would be have so much fun. I know. Like, all we would do is just chit-chat, watch soap operas, and eat.

unknown 15:13

Sam.

SPEAKER_01 15:14

And get great meds. Yes. What a good time. Can I say why I do believe in time travel? Okay, because quantum. That's it. Just that word. And I don't know. All the time I'll ask Dr. Panaman, like, what does quantum mean? And he'll explain it. I have no clue what it is. I do believe in time travel. I don't think it's the way we think, though. Like, the way I believe manifestation works is I believe things are already happening when, like, so let's say I I I so badly want, you know, a sitcom and a TV show. And I think in the future, I do have that. And I think time is kind of irrelevant. Like, I think that is happening now, kind of like how this is happening now. My childhood is happening now. Everything like w human brain can only uh understand time linear, but I don't think time is actually linear. Did that make sense? Kind well, like everything else.

SPEAKER_02 16:20

Actually, what you just described is thinking in the fourth dimension. What's that? Is see is that there is no time. Yeah. The present, past, and future are all happening at the exact same time.

SPEAKER_01 16:34

I uh just feel like the way manifestation works is you have to believe it happens. Not gonna like I'm not I don't believe I'm gonna be successful. I am successful. So it's like I it's not I believe I'm gonna get sitcom or talk show. I have a sitcom or talk show.

SPEAKER_00 16:55

But when we talk about time travel, yeah. Okay. It's 11 o'clock in New York. Yeah. I get on that plane. Yeah. I fly five hours to L to California.

SPEAKER_01 17:11

Yeah. And that's not time tra that's just time zones, Deborah. But you went back in time. Hi, are you ready for our next one? I'm right. By the way, do you know where I got all these conspiracies from? The kids. Yeah, I asked them last night. I asked them last night. Send your favorite conspiracies. But someone said that's why you know they're all my kids. So someone said, and I've never heard this, but then I was like, oh yeah, that pigeons are actually robots and it's the government spying on people because you never see a baby pigeon.

SPEAKER_02 17:45

Yeah. Actually, Robin, I've seen a baby pigeon.

SPEAKER_01 17:48

When?

SPEAKER_02 17:48

There were two pigeons outside my old apartment and they had a baby, and it was outside and it was really loud.

SPEAKER_01 17:54

Debunked! Debunked!

SPEAKER_00 17:58

All right, so that one's debunked. I'm fine to be. What a security story? No, no. Of course I believe security. Everything that comes out of my children's mouth is pure. Fact. In fact. Alright, next.

SPEAKER_01 18:19

Yes. Mitch McConnell. Is he alive or dead? Today's July 27th. As of July 27th, it is being told to the human race that Mitch McConnell is alive. Thursday is the 27th. No, today, as of recording it. Because by the time it airs, who knows what's being said? We, the human race, and an alien, have been told by the government that Mitch McConnell is alive. Yet no one has seen him except for the picture that him and his wife posted. Do you think he's alive? Or do you think he's dead and they're just telling us he's alive because they don't want to fill his seat?

SPEAKER_00 18:57

You know, the government or or is it politicians? I'm not saying the government. Yes. It's the politicians. And I know most people are gonna say, well, who do you think the government is but the politicians? Yeah. I don't trust politicians.

SPEAKER_01 19:11

I don't trust mom me neither. I find politicians, it's not even I find them untrustable. Uncrustables. Have you ever had an uncrustable? They're like peanut butter and jelly, like sandwiches without the crust, and they're oh, they're so good. That is not what a politician is.

SPEAKER_00 19:31

Okay, can I say here's my question for you Did a person who has such good intentions and wants to help people become a politician and then became corrupted? Or was he always or she corrupted and went into politics because they wanted to control it?

SPEAKER_01 19:59

Let me tell you, I just think the the pure, the good, I don't think will play the politician game. I think they're gonna end up helping in other ways because politics gets so dirty and gross that I think people who are truly, truly pure and good won't be able to play that game. I mean uh I agree with you. You know, I uh I love raising money and helping and doing all these different charity things. I can't be on I the I like doing it on my terms so that I don't owe people anything. I don't have to play the game. I don't, I could just help. But as soon as you enter the politic game, I think there's other pieces at play. So anyway, I forgot what oh yeah. Is Mitch alive or dead? Oh, you know what's funny on the goals list it says run for an election. Uh-oh. Maybe that's what watch that be the last nothing I don't cross off. What could I run for?

SPEAKER_00 20:54

Run for your life.

SPEAKER_01 20:56

Do do do do do do do do. All right, should we Oh no, they're gonna come and get you.

unknown 21:02

Uh-oh.

SPEAKER_01 21:02

Guys, Mama Scholl's antenna fell. She can't reach it. Wait, hold on, hold on. Let me get a side camera angle. Guys, right now Mama Scholl's trying to reach for her antenna.

SPEAKER_00 21:16

I think I had that powering it up. We were. I haven't, you know, back in the was it when they were building the pyramids that lifted all climbing bowls.

SPEAKER_01 21:26

No, we don't know, but you were there. Tell us about it. I don't have it. All right, so now what we're gonna do, Mom, is because there was a lot that came in, so we're gonna do a speed round. I'm just gonna give conspiracy theories that the kids wrote in and just say you agree or disagree.

SPEAKER_02 21:44

Plausible or debunked.

SPEAKER_01 21:46

Okay. The 1969 moon landing is fake. Debunked. Yeah, we believe it happened. We know it happened. We are scientists. Correct. Okay, I've seen several videos lately that say fast. Fast food chains are feeding us humans. No. Oh, I hope not. No, debunk. We eat too much fast food for that. A mammogram can squish the cancer and make it spread throughout your body. No.

SPEAKER_00 22:16

Debunk. And I don't want women to think not to get a mammogram because of that. Go get checked out. It'll save your life. Okay. Birds aren't real. Birds aren't real, debunked.

SPEAKER_01 22:34

Yeah, also. Also, do you know they're saying that dinosaurs are more similar to birds than like elephants?

SPEAKER_02 22:42

Elephants? No, lizards.

SPEAKER_00 22:44

And elephants. Elephants.

SPEAKER_02 22:48

Well the birds 100%.

SPEAKER_00 22:49

Yeah. No, because there's certain dinosaurs had feathers. And but I don't know about, but they know that the bone structure of certain of the dinosaurs and certain of those birds.

SPEAKER_01 23:03

No, but like Jurassic Park made it look like they looked like alligators and elephants, but they're saying, no, most likely they had feathers.

SPEAKER_02 23:11

I think they could. We don't know. But if you actually read the book of Jurassic Park, they do mention that that that's the whole thing, is that he says they could be actually birds, not reptiles and lizards.

SPEAKER_01 23:25

Life will always find a way. There's more conspiracy to the Denver airport than the Illuminati.

SPEAKER_02 23:30

Which we spoke about. We did? Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 23:31

Oh, what did we say?

SPEAKER_00 23:32

We saw that the Illuminati, but what's the other?

SPEAKER_02 23:35

That the they're in they're under the Denver airport.

SPEAKER_01 23:38

Oh, yeah. The T-Rex is actually a dragon and not a dinosaur. That's like calling.

SPEAKER_00 23:44

What is it? Potato, potato. Tomato, tomato.

SPEAKER_01 23:49

Ooh, jellyfish are aliens. They have very good properties. Did you see that documentary about jellyfish? And there's a book also out about they're very slow. Let me tell you something. Jellyfish could be an alien.

SPEAKER_00 24:02

You know what is it? Approved. Plausible. Oh, plausible. Plausible. But wait. There is a lot approved. There's a lot of fish, or was it out?

SPEAKER_01 24:15

That we don't know about. The term that we use for all those um We haven't even scratched the surface of exploring the ocean. There's stuff down there that we don't know.

SPEAKER_00 24:26

I mean, there there's ones that light up and there's neon ones.

SPEAKER_02 24:29

And I I mean there's You guys know the fish with no eyes, right? No eyes.

SPEAKER_00 24:36

Oh. See, he has a good sense of humor.

SPEAKER_01 24:43

Okay, healthcare and food products work together to purposely keep us sick so that we're constantly like buying medications and stuff.

SPEAKER_00 24:52

They've been saying that also about all the But I do believe that.

SPEAKER_01 24:55

Like I think I think the pharmaceutical companies don't want cures for things. They want medications for things. The earth is flat.

SPEAKER_00 25:08

Debonked. Debonked.

SPEAKER_01 25:10

Bigfoot being in the Pacific Northwest. It's wild how many people believe in Bigfoot. What is a Bigfoot? Is he supposed to be a big guy? And he's hairy and he looks like Richie. All right. Avril Levine being dead and replaced by a clone. You don't know who she is. She's a musician. I think it's impossible. We are being mind controlled and our physical bodies are stored somewhere else. I guess kind of like the Matrix.

SPEAKER_02 25:39

We discussed that last time.

SPEAKER_01 25:40

Yeah. Plausible. Um, excuse me. Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 25:43

Oh, what? What do you think we're wearing these?

SPEAKER_01 25:48

We are living in a simulation. We have these on. The apocalyptic wave is gonna take us out. Yeah, I think so.

SPEAKER_02 25:59

It's like a giant tsunami.

SPEAKER_01 26:00

Well, that's my biggest fear. Do you know that?

SPEAKER_02 26:03

No.

SPEAKER_01 26:03

You know that, right? Because we've discussed this. My biggest fear is tsunamis. Yet I love the ocean. During tsunami. Irene, I went out on the board. Well, Hurricane Irene. I love the water. I love the ocean. My biggest fear is drowning in a tsunami. Because I'm pretty sure in my last life that's how I die. Because I always have dreams about it. And I was with you. Oh, do you have dreams about dying in a tsunami? Okay, I believe that because, mom, I actually think in a lot of my dreams you are there with me. Yes. Because I had the same fear. And I live on the ocean. Yeah. No, I think in our past life. Sure. Our past life, we died in a tsunami. All right. Mitch Mc a lot of Mitch McConnell questions if we think he's alive or dead.

SPEAKER_00 26:46

Oh, wow.

SPEAKER_01 26:47

So he may or he may not. Whatever they say, I believe the opposite. So if they say he's passed, he's alive.

SPEAKER_00 26:54

If he's alive, he's passed. What's gonna happen is some way it'll come out. Yeah and then everybody's gonna say Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 27:01

All right. The last conspiracy, which I do believe Robin is your favorite child.

SPEAKER_00 27:10

Plausible. And grandfather used to say, I have five fingers, and if you cut off one of them, I it would hurt as much as an ear. But you want your middle finger the most.

SPEAKER_01 27:24

No, maybe you would. All right, Mama Shaw. Oh, we still have to do motherly advice and producer shout-outs. Okay. All right, do we do an end segment? All right, should we just crash?

SPEAKER_02 27:36

Yeah, let's crash and kick her out.

SPEAKER_01 27:38

And then have her come back on. Okay.

SPEAKER_00 27:41

Mama Shaw, thank you for doing conspiracies with me. And I want everybody to know I was held here against my will and forced to say everything I did. I love you. I love you too.

SPEAKER_01 27:54

All right, and we are back for our producer shout-outs and motherly advice. All right, first let's do our producer shout-outs.

SPEAKER_00 28:03

I want to thank all the Patreons and the Patreons in the producer tier. I want to thank Susan Santoro, Veronica, Deanna, Tamara Fix. I want to thank Dr. Piano Man. I want to thank all the Patreons for their support for Robin and the arts.

SPEAKER_01 28:25

That would the fact that you didn't blink, I don't even care because you got every word right. So my we did no prep for motherly advice. So what if I tell you something and you just give me honest motherly advice? Okay. Okay. I am feeling a little overwhelmed. There's like a lot on my plate. There's work, there's wedding, there's bills, there's life, there's just a lot on my plate, and I'm feeling overwhelmed. And I have to believe, if I'm feeling overwhelmed, there's people watching that not only feel overwhelmed, but maybe even more so than me. So can you give us motherly advice?

SPEAKER_00 29:03

Okay, one of the things you're gonna have to do is actually stop. You know when I said pause and let the paint dry? Yeah. That was back then, it was a similar situation. You had come to me like you were terribly overwhelmed. And I said, just like when you did the paintings, this is what you have to do. Pause. You're gonna have to see exactly what's happening in your life, what you can do about it, how you who can help you, what can you do you know, and that's letting the paint dry. And then you can proceed. And it's not everything is gonna be fixed. Not everything is going to be dealt with, but certain things have to be, and you will then be able to see which ones you do. And once you start accomplishing or help, you know, fixing some one thing or second something else, it'll calm you down, and then you'll be able to proceed and keep on going. And what is it? Dealing with all the different situations that are causing all the anxiety.

SPEAKER_01 30:17

Thank you. I love you. You're a good mommy. Thank you. And a wack-adoo. All right, Mama Shaw, thank you so much for coming on today's pod. I loved it. This was a lot of fun. I I want to thank all our producers, all our patrons, and just everyone watching and listening. I have so much fun doing this podcast, and we can't do it without you guys. So I will see the show. Let's show a raumas this evening for our live stream. If you want to cut to the Boston show or the tour after the wedding, tickets are down below. Guys, I will see you next week when we have no clue what's gonna happen.

SPEAKER_00 30:55

Wait, I have one more thing to say. What? Where is my tote bags? I bought two two of no four of them.

SPEAKER_01 31:04

Okay, well, you never actually bought a tote bag.

SPEAKER_00 31:06

Yes, yes, yes. No, you said, Can you buy me a tote bag? No, I said buy it, and I will then you can sell the money. Excuse me. I want my tote bag.

SPEAKER_02 31:19

She might have selled me the money.

SPEAKER_01 31:20

Oh, she selled you the money? But did you actually buy her the tote bags?

SPEAKER_02 31:24

I Why don't you end the episode?

SPEAKER_01 31:26

Let's end the episode.

SPEAKER_02 31:28

We have no clue what's gonna happen and neither do we No, but then this way, I bet there are other people out there who would like to buy.

SPEAKER_01 31:36

No, well, here's the thing. If people buy it, they're buying from the website, so they got their tote bags. You're just sending security money. Well, I am revising them that maybe some people listening didn't. If you'd like a tote bag, don't send security money. Buy it through the correct channels on my Etsy page. Yes. All right, I will when as soon as this episode's done, we will buy you a toe bag. Thank you. All right, guys, we will see you next week when we have no clue what's gonna happen. Not even me.