Your life in film

Rebel Minx - Clarissa Jacobson and Shayna Weber - Screenwriters, filmmakers

Ted Bennett Season 4 Episode 6

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Joining me this week, Clarissa Jacobson and Shayna Weber


Screenwriters, filmmakers,, and good pals, Clarissa and Shayna create thought-provoking, smart genre content that is unique, fun, has heart, is pro-woman AND pro-man, and is oftentimes fuckin' irreverent.

Clarissa is the writer, producer, and creator of the multi-award-winning horror/comedy short, Lunch Ladies, based on her feature.  The film was in more than one hundred festivals including France's Clermont-Ferrand, garnered forty-six wins, and gold standard distribution all over the world.  She also created and starred in the follow-up short, A Very Important Film, and directed the doc Butts with Shayna.  In addition, she is a voiceover artist, and her book - I Made A Short Film Now WTF Do I Do With It (a guide to film festivals, promotion, and surviving the ride) - is available in bookstores and on her website. An Indonesian translation can also be purchased via DM at Minikino Hotline

Shayna is a screenwriter, producer and director originally from Bend, Oregon.  Shayna started out working in casting and talent management before settling into a career as a producer, during the rise of unscripted television, where she developed, produced and directed a number of projects.  Her roster of shows includes: “So You Think You Can Dance,” “RuPaul’s Drag Race,” “Weakest Link,” VH1’s “Band’s Reunited,” “Brew Dogs,” “She’s Got The Look,” Disney’s “Code 9,” and the Miss Universe Pageants.  She has worked for NBC, Fox, Disney, MTV, VH1, Travel Channel, Discovery and Bravo. Shayna also produced the award-winning, horror/comedy, Lunch Ladies, and directed, A Very Important Film and Butts which is currently on the film circuit.

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SPEAKER_03

Welcome to Your Life in Film. I'm your host, Ted Bennett. Joining me this week, Clarissa Jacobson and Shana Weber. Screamwriters, filmmakers, and good pals. They go by the duo writing moniker uh Rebel Minx and they create thought-provoking, smart genre content that is unique, fun, has hearts, pro woman, pro-man. Uh, we had a good conversation. I like these two. They're uh got on board. I feel like very much was uh on it straight away. It's very good. We start the conversation with Clarissa talking about her book. So enjoy.

SPEAKER_07

Second edition of my book. I got it back from my publisher because I didn't want to write a second edition because it was too much work. And it's literally, it's taken me fucking six months. Like yesterday, I finally, after six months of like the layout wasn't right, this wasn't right, that I uploaded it all yesterday. The voiceover version's almost done. I feel like I'm gonna have a new lease in life. Because it's been like every day working on this fucking book. So that's what I've been doing. And then Shane and I are working on our Justin Cody project, which is this project in Canada. What about you? What have you been up to?

SPEAKER_03

Oh, uh I went to like a fun location the other day because we're trying to think of like um like a new uh horror feature that we want to work on. And a friend's uh family own a dairy farm out in the country, and about three years ago, uh like the matriarch of the family passed away, and the house has just been like lock the door, leave. And like he was like, Do you want to come take a look? And I was like, Yeah, yeah, I do, mate. Like, that's gonna sound sick. And then like I went to have a look, and there was this sort of like, oh, the the sink still has her cups in it. Like, yeah, it's it's just like she passed, they got her out, and they never went back in, but like the power's still on, the water's still running, right? And there was some grim looking things in that house. But it was just like, ooh, what are you doing with this? And they're like, Nothing. It's it's literally gonna sit like this, probably until like he's like, he said, until my dad dies, because he doesn't want to address it.

SPEAKER_08

And it was like, Oh yeah, one of those sad. And I was like, Yes, yeah, like, yeah, go mess this up so that it doesn't become a thing. It'd be better just to get in there and like shift it so then it's not that heavy. Yeah, that and that memory just sitting there and then getting dust, and then it's like you walk, it's like one of those ghost hunter things that walks in and things are still in their place after 40 years, and you're just like, oh yeah, so creepy.

SPEAKER_03

I love that.

SPEAKER_07

So are you mainly a writer or director?

SPEAKER_03

Director, a producer, director, well, more director-producer, like it's I always find that if there's the right story, like I'd rather the story be told by the right people. So if it's like, oh, that's a great story, I'd like I'd like to, but I couldn't direct that one. I don't have that sort of thing, but I know someone who does, and I'm I'm very happy to like connect as many people as I can and be like, you two, yeah, you go you go work on this, because this would be great. So it's it's that kind of thing.

SPEAKER_07

But I love that ego doesn't get in the way.

SPEAKER_03

Oh no, no, no, no, no. Like my my ego is purely saved for my letterbox watch list, and that's it.

SPEAKER_09

Well, if you need any horror writers, we're two girls right here.

SPEAKER_03

Well, I I think there needs to be more uh noise made about female horror writers because there always seems to be. Look at this guy's interpretation of what women would be doing.

SPEAKER_01

And it was like, oh my god! Barbarian! That's what I'm gonna bring up. The fucking barbarian right there. Yes, you're our man.

SPEAKER_03

Perfect, perfect. But yeah, it's it's always bonkers where it's just like, ooh, how about you get first hand writers writing these things instead?

SPEAKER_08

But yeah, that's crazy.

SPEAKER_03

But yeah.

SPEAKER_08

Well, but also sometimes with female writers, you get the opposite, like you think you're gonna get it, but you don't get it. Like when you scared about the one my controversial film is uh the substance.

SPEAKER_06

So for that reason.

SPEAKER_08

So we'll we'll get into that.

SPEAKER_07

But I love barbarians. Women trying too hard to be feminist instead instead of just having their voice.

SPEAKER_03

Yeah, like that. It's about equality, and if you are being equally commanding of the screen through power and just through um like character, that is equally as like important as like overly shouting a specific uh message like that that's not that's now singling out. That's not equal, and I yeah, it annoys me.

SPEAKER_07

Yeah, I knew you were gonna do the substance. I knew it. I know, I was like, ah, I'm ready for this. But I'll argue with you a little on that. That's fine.

SPEAKER_03

You guys go by the uh the the group writing as Rebel Minks?

SPEAKER_07

Uh-huh.

SPEAKER_03

And how long am producture and how long um have you guys been uh writing uh double app?

SPEAKER_07

God, what has it been? Since it was right before COVID, right? That we started together? How many years is it? I feel like you've always been in my life. Like when you have a child, that they've just always been in your life. You've always been in my life, Shayna. We actually met in writing class and then we didn't write together for a while because I was like, I'm doing my own thing. And then it became easier to write to like Shayna's like, let's write this project together. And I feel like that was I mean, you were at, I was thinking about that, you were at uh Park Librea when we first started working. That was a fraternity. Yeah.

SPEAKER_08

Is he 10 yet?

SPEAKER_07

Almost.

SPEAKER_08

Yeah, so so we've been doing this 10 years. Yeah, we met in writing group a long time before that, and then Clarissa went on a trip to Europe and she had the funniest stories about not getting laid. And I'm pregnant and hot sitting there, and I'm like, we have to put this in a script. So that was our first script together called Lacation. And we still want to get this thing made. It's so funny and ridiculous. And it's sort of like the the response, it's the diss track, if you will, to the movies that are like the girl road trip movies where it's like you find out that the one girl has been sleeping with the other's husband, and there's like that drama. This is strictly like two chicks who run away from their problems to go to Europe to get laid because no offense, you European guys are easier to get, to hug, but that's not the case. So they get there and everything falls apart and they cannot get laid, and but that's the mission.

SPEAKER_03

But I I I love that because every time, um, like every time I ever watch things of a similar thing from like a guy's perspective, it's always these guys that are sort of almost Adonis-like, and they go away, and then there's just a sea of women that they bed. And I went I went on a like uh a sort of a lad's holiday to Cancun to a swingers hotel, and it was like honestly, we didn't I didn't know. I didn't know.

SPEAKER_11

I would like to do that. You didn't know, sure.

SPEAKER_03

I didn't know when I was first told, but I knew plenty of time ahead of time. But whoa! But like there's the English show The In Between Us, which is about like, you know, just four English normal kids. It was like that. When we went, like, I went in my mid-twenties, but it was just like four of the most generic, dweeby-looking, slightly overweight kids, like turning up to this place where every man and woman is immaculate. Like, whether it's cosmetic or like genuine, they were immaculate. And then there's just us, and it was like, oh, this.

SPEAKER_07

That is a great idea for a script right there. Yeah. That's that's like location too. Lacation two from a guy's point of view.

SPEAKER_03

There we go. I mean, we've had all of these, you know, uh gender swap things. Maybe we'll get the gender swap going the other way again, you know? Guys writing about it. But yeah, and uh it is like the realistic, you know, like everyone always thinks that their childhood was, you know, or their teenage hood was American pie and porkies, and it's like it wasn't. It it wasn't that. It like I went to school, I I remember what it was like, and it was a bunch of fucking hopefuls trying to get something. And I think those stories should be told more, they're more relatable.

SPEAKER_07

Yeah, we're just sick of Porky's reference. Yeah, and we were just like so sick of all these chick movies that are like, I don't know, they just make the chicks look so dumb and like that that they're so petty, their arguments so p I mean our characters are kind of petty, but they're petty, but it's funny.

SPEAKER_08

Because they're they're petty like you know, when you get pissy at someone and you throw out all the things that you don't like about them in the moment, and then you're like, oh sorry. Yeah, it's funny, but not like not like sleeping with your husband or like keeping a secret from them for and or like that kind of stuff, just like cheating on your the boy, yeah.

SPEAKER_03

Yeah, like cheating and stuff, that's not like that's not silly hijinks. That's like, oh, that's quite horrible. Don't do that. That's shitty behavior, right? And you're just like, but like silly hijinks is silly hijinks. Yeah. Like I want to.

SPEAKER_07

I love the British, like, yeah, the the words you can just use. I'm gonna start using silly hijinks on the right.

SPEAKER_03

You're silly hijinks. Silly hijinks is a great way, you know.

SPEAKER_11

That is the genre of location, just silly hijinks.

SPEAKER_03

Well, I can't wait. I can't wait for it to get made. Um, do you guys uh like have is there anything of like an option on it yet? Do you have any like shipped out anywhere? Have you finished writing it?

SPEAKER_08

For location or other stuff?

SPEAKER_03

Yeah, for location.

SPEAKER_08

Oh, location, um, we should be sending it out more to try to get some attachments. And um, but right now we're trying to get um this kids' adventure movie that Clarissa um has created with her dad out. And so that's sort of our first feature that we're in the process of doing right now. Yes. So once we do that, maybe some doors will open and location and our horror films that we've written, we can get make some traction on those.

SPEAKER_03

That's always the way it is. As long as you get that first one out, like then it's I say it's easy, it's easier, like you know, and I think you that there's always that feeling like, oh well, this is my debut, I want this to be and it's like don't force yourself. Like, what's not the easiest barrier of entry because that's not the case, but it's like what's what's gonna get made? Like just get that made. You've got you you're not gonna have two stories in your life, you're gonna have hundreds, thousands.

SPEAKER_07

So get it made, make the next one.

SPEAKER_03

Like, don't worry about that.

SPEAKER_07

The path of least resistance.

SPEAKER_03

Yeah, exactly. I wish someone had told me that early doors. I was, you know, right trying to be like, oh let's I think we all are when we're younger a little bit.

SPEAKER_08

Yeah, I don't know. This is my very important film. My I'm gonna make it. And instead it's like, oh, go make the silly thing, or go make the thing that like brings you so much joy and that brings other people joy, and like get it, yeah, get it out there.

SPEAKER_03

I I had that with I noticed there was a lot of like awards fodder, like short films that were going around where you're just like, Oh yeah, I guess if I wanted to make a film uh that tackled a dozen issues and used all of these sort of people, it's just like that doesn't And film during the eclipse. Yeah, yeah, and it's always just like, or I could go make a fun little horror film and have fun. And it was like, well, that's that's better. Like that was a lot better use of my time. So yeah, like I I always I always look at people who make those sort of uh award photo films, and I'm always like Well, did sh did you see very important film that Shana and I made?

SPEAKER_07

The five-minute mockumentary about very important films.

SPEAKER_03

I saw the trailer, yeah.

SPEAKER_07

Oh, I saw the the thing on the website and I thought like that's because that came out of that because every time Lunch Ladies was in a festival, people would be like, Oh my god, it's amazing. But it could never win, like in a I think in all the festivals we're in, only one and one straight festival, because you know, you can't you can't give an award to a comedy, you can't give an award to a horror. It had to have like you know a child walking across the desert looking for water with like no shoes on, right? You know?

SPEAKER_03

Every time, like my first film or get into a festival, I'm just like, well, obviously I'm not gonna I'm I'm not gonna win against racism. What why have you put me up in a film about racism?

SPEAKER_08

You're like, great, endangered animals, awesome.

SPEAKER_03

Yeah, yeah, I love penguins too, but this is about haunted film reel. What are you on about? Why have you put me next?

SPEAKER_08

It's a film about someone searching through the garbage at a landfill looking for their stuffed animal they lost in a seven. Didn't win.

SPEAKER_03

It's like sick. Yeah, great. Thanks. Thanks for putting us in the same block. Jesus. You know? So annoying. But uh it got screened. You should be happy about that. That's what they always tell us.

SPEAKER_07

But we made that little five minute as kind of a a fuck you to people that don't think that that horror and comedies are worthwhile and that everything has to be like this.

SPEAKER_08

Yeah, someone someone commented to Clarissa once after seeing Lunch Ladies like, that was loud. Loud.

SPEAKER_02

Oh fuck.

SPEAKER_08

And they they were like someone I think who made an eclipse film.

SPEAKER_01

They made the eclipse film.

SPEAKER_07

They made the eclipse film where people just stand around, it's like the last day of Earth and the eclipse is. And they get that one shot. Yeah. It's like, yeah. And it was like up for like, I think it was even like a like, I don't know, like it went really far. And I was just like, this movie is so like, you know, it was well done, but sure. It's just taking all those boxes of importance. Yeah, right. Nobody's ever gonna fucking remember 50 years from now, and nobody's really entertained by so much shit about my movie.

SPEAKER_03

Like, nobody's entertained. Like whenever anyone sort of goes, like, oh, but look how and I'm like, there, they're there. It's not doing anything. Like, it's saying what we all think. Yeah, there, it's enough of that. Like, we don't need anyone. It's like it I don't need someone to come up to me and go, like, did you know uh the eclipse is pretty powerful? I'm like, yeah, I fucking know. Yeah, yeah, I know an eclipse is powerful. If you just discovered the gold now, what the fuck's wrong with you? Like when people come up to me and like and say, like, oh, this film about it's really good, it's really strong feminist message. I'm like, Well, I'm I know that. Like, right, I know that we should treat people right. It's not a surprise to me. I don't know why you're fucking telling me.

SPEAKER_08

And I just saw this funny news article that was like this this like cross-reference between the path of the eclipse and people googling my eyes hurt. And it was like the red of like people googling my eyes hurt with the same path as the eclipse.

SPEAKER_10

I was like, oh, see, there you go. That would be a great important film. We should make that.

SPEAKER_03

We should totally.

SPEAKER_10

My eyes hurt. It's just called My Eyes Hurt. My eyes hurt.

SPEAKER_03

That's oh yeah, that would be so good. And just it ends with like that overly loud out breath of air. Just I looked at it! Relief. The relief. I I have said to a couple of like my writer buddies, I was like, we should write the most like awards foddery film out there.

SPEAKER_10

Yes.

SPEAKER_03

And just like fucking like make fun of them when it wins. He's just like, I don't he's like, I don't want to, and I was like, nor do I. I don't know.

SPEAKER_07

But it could be so fun though.

SPEAKER_03

I would love it if the only BAFTA or Oscar I had. Yeah. Was just for like, what's that for? I don't like that. I don't want to talk about that BAFTA. That Oscar's rubbish. Yeah. This one's great.

SPEAKER_08

What role does Brad Pitt want to play next?

SPEAKER_03

Yeah.

SPEAKER_08

The the priest who like, you know, it's like put all the characters in there that are very specifically, you know, prestige, Oscar fodder, and just put them all in a room together.

SPEAKER_03

And how can we get Tom Holland, Timothy Chalamet, Zendaya, you know, Robert Paperson, Florence Pugh? How can we get all of those guys into one film? That's all we need.

SPEAKER_07

And Amy Adams. Amy Adams has to be in there somewhere.

SPEAKER_03

Looking just concerned.

SPEAKER_08

Oh, and that other and the and um and the other winner who wins everything, Jessica Chastain. I was gonna say her too! Jessica Chastain has to be in it too.

SPEAKER_07

Like, if they're in anything, it doesn't matter how bad the movie is, they will get nominated. And Meryl Streep comes in to be the savior in the end.

SPEAKER_03

Can I say, like, for years, I like because I only got introduced to like Meryl Streep from Stuck On You as her cameo and stuck on you, like onwards. So I would say she's always been a parody of herself. That's fair. Like when I've been aware of her. And every time she win awards, I was like, Well, this fucking stuck on you, gal. Like, what's going on with that? Like, come on. Really?

SPEAKER_07

Oh my god, I think Meryl Streep is possibly the best actress of our generation. And then I went back and coming from an acting background, I watch her stuff and I'm like, what the fuck is she doing? How is she doing this? Oh my god, she's so good.

SPEAKER_03

Like, I went back and watched like Chrome vs. Kramer, Sophie's choice and all that, and I was like, oh, I'm a fucking idiot. That's all it is.

SPEAKER_07

Did you ever see her in Woody Allen? Did you ever see her in the Woody Allen movie where she's uh like a mo she looks so gorgeous in it?

SPEAKER_03

Um yeah, she's so like she just look uh wait, which one was she? Was she in um was it Manhattan?

SPEAKER_07

Uh like Bruce?

SPEAKER_03

Yeah, Manhattan.

SPEAKER_07

Yeah, and she just looks so like she just plays such a different character, yeah. And it's so funny because I read a book about her that she was up for a role in Suspiria and the guy and the guy who was casting it, or the the uh whatever his name is, the big director, he his son brought her in and he said she's she's not good looking enough. And he didn't give her the role. And like it's so funny because I see her in Manhattan. I think she's just first of all, I think she's beautiful, but also like how gorgeous do you have to be? I guess the woman in Suspiria, original Suspiria was gorgeous, but like she was gorgeous.

SPEAKER_03

But also, I think I don't there's a very specific look in Suspiria which is um a lot younger than you want it to be, let's say. Like it's there's it it's very much like quite young teenage childlike wonder, which I think Merrill might have just just edged her out on that. Like they you know, without saying any horrible words to defame any filmmaker, because you know, there's never been a bad uh filmmaker.

SPEAKER_07

Well, he was mean about it, I guess, apparently, and she was really like upset about it. But then she just went on to become like as big as you know. I bet he was like, oh shit, I should have cast. Yeah, who's laughing?

SPEAKER_03

I don't think Argento's doing too bad, but you know.

SPEAKER_07

No, no, no, he didn't yeah, I mean I just remember like reading her this bio is a bio autobiography about her and about what happened and when she went in for that audition and how she felt bad, like because she's they said she wasn't pretty enough to play the role. Oh, that's so bonkers.

SPEAKER_03

But did you see that documentary? There was the guy who was meant to be in he was in Banda Brothers and he was gonna be in something else, and then he got told the reason he didn't get anything, any other work was because he looked like a psychopath or something. Like so like the the the producer was really sort of like, oh no no, your face makes you look like a psychopath or something. Oh wow and uh he then completely lost faith in himself because he was like, Whoa, does everyone think I look like a psychopath? Do I look like do I genuine? And like he completely lost it. He couldn't act anymore because he was like, Everyone thinks I look like this. And it's like but you've got to be quite careful. Like, actors are their whole sort of career is based on uh developing a character, like about encap like just taking over this role and just being that person. So if you sort of if you sort of chip away at that bedrock, so terrible. It's like ooh, like you can question a role, you can question a performance choice, that's fine. But the thing that's underneath it all is what's like that steadies the ship. Like that's what they root it in. So if you fuck with that, you're gonna fuck with everything.

SPEAKER_07

So like you have to be careful because the vulnerability that an actor I mean, I having done both, I think acting is one of the hardest things in the world because you have to want you know, when you write, you bring yourself to it, but then it's someone else doing it. But when you act, you're just there. It's like you have to have like such a strong sense of self because you're being it's you. Like people, even if you're playing a character, they're seeing you, and you you have to have so much vulnerability to do it well that like they chip away. I don't know, like that's why actors have to have some ego because Yeah.

SPEAKER_03

And I think that's the it's the relationship. It's the relationship between the director and the actor, which is that I I've written a character and I'm gonna direct you in a way that makes you not look foolish, and you're gonna perform my dialogue in a way that makes me not look foolish. So it's a mutual, like, we've we're both trying to make each other look good here.

SPEAKER_06

Yeah, that's a good way to look at it.

SPEAKER_03

If anyone like fucks it over, it's been like don't do that. Like, come on.

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Right.

SPEAKER_03

But but yeah. Okay, nice. So you've you've you've both had history in film. You've both, you know, you both loved it from early ages. Did you were your were parents film people?

SPEAKER_08

My parents were not film people at all. I was sort of the the I I guess I would call it the black sheep of the family. There was there was no like cinema lovers in my in my whole environment. I mean, we had like one movie theater in town, so I didn't really start going to the theater until I was a teenager and I had the ability to go by myself. But you know, Blockbuster was It growing up, that was every single weekend. Like, that's what you did. You went to Blockbuster and you grabbed every movie you could get, and that was that was it. You'd go to friends' houses and they'd have some, and like that was the whole vibe. So I watched movies, I just didn't necessarily see every single, you know, art house film that was ever made. But but I'm very versed in all of the you know, kid adventure, fantasy, big, big movies that came out.

SPEAKER_03

So can you say that feeling of running into Blockbuster and seeing the wall of all the like the things, and then like you don't know until you get to that wall if there's gonna be the thing behind it that you can take it?

SPEAKER_07

Like nobody can decide like an hour there looking.

SPEAKER_03

Yeah.

SPEAKER_07

Yeah, you're like, there was fun! So fun.

SPEAKER_03

So much fun. It's so much.

SPEAKER_07

And then you went there to get one thing and it was gone. Like, you know, the movie that everybody wanted, and it was gone, and you were just like, ah.

SPEAKER_08

And you stock the like return thing, and you're like, has anyone returned this?

SPEAKER_03

Is there any in the is there any in the bin? Has anyone checked the back? They're like, no, it's not.

SPEAKER_08

And they're like, calm down, calm down.

SPEAKER_03

Is anyone returning it today? It's like that was so fun. I miss it so much. It's kind of why I still collect and like buy films physically, is because it's that thing of Me too. I want to be able to look through it and be like, oh, I really want to see this, but I haven't watched this yet, so I gotta I gotta wait, I gotta do that. And then like I'm looking and I'm like, Do they got any special features there and making of afterwards that I can watch? And I love a lot of.

SPEAKER_07

Oh yeah, those are fun. I love it. I mean, I'm big on like now going to the thrift stores and picking up the DVDs because everybody's gotten rid of them. That's right. I'm getting the most amazing, and then I also see, you know, a lot of stuff doesn't even stream, like you can't even find it. So I wanna have the DVDs. I don't care how old-fashioned it is, I want them.

SPEAKER_03

We're gonna come back in fashion.

SPEAKER_07

It's coming back. It is coming back.

SPEAKER_03

The kids, the kids are gonna want our collections, and I'm gonna be like, no chance. It's all mine.

SPEAKER_07

Exactly.

SPEAKER_03

I've even got like old VHS that I'm not gonna get rid of. Like I love it. Oh, see, that's good, yeah. It's an it's an addiction.

SPEAKER_04

Love it.

SPEAKER_03

But yeah. So um, what about you, Clarissa? You you from a film family or not film family?

SPEAKER_07

Um yeah, like I mean, that's funny, I didn't realize my dad was really into film until my sister, when Netflix reverse first first came out, she got him a subscription, and my dad loves it. Um but when I was growing up, yeah, my my mom was really into watching films with us. And it was like always musicals. Like one time she caught me like in my bedroom, like on my bed, like singing like I was in a in a musical, you know. And she's like, oh, that's cute, you know. Um, you know, but she would she would watch all kinds of weird things too. Like the one that like I mean if first of all, she gave me like uh such a good comedy background because it was like always Carol Burnett. Carol Burnett, Carol Burnett, Carol Burnett, you know, and Saturday Live. And then and then she also had like a real like she'd watch all she loved musicals, but she she also had a twisted kind of because the one we would watch like all the Vincent Price, like The Wax Museum, and then the one that I remember so hardcore that I actually tracked down because I was like, I gotta see this as an adult was the brain that wouldn't die. Oh, did you ever see the brain that wouldn't die? Did you ever see that, Shayda? No, it's oh my god, she gets in a car accident, and the guy, the guy puts like her head is all that's left, and and he puts it in a box and she has to like talk. And I remember as a kid just being like, oh my god, like her head, you know, is talking. It's just like you gotta see it. It's like so weird and so bizarre. But she would watch like these movies like that, and I was like, Where I I thought that I was for a long time, I thought I was an actress and a theater person, but you know, like it went all came back around and became a screenwriter. I'm like, I am a movie person, and I started like going back to thinking about all those times. What what what why where was and then I was like, oh yeah, that was in my my childhood, sitting there with my mom, you know, going to the drive-in, you know, like even though as a kid you don't really watch the movies at the drive-in. I don't know if you guys had you you you know, you play on the monkey bars until the until the lights go down, and then you try to watch something and then you fall asleep in the back. But like these memories of it just was a memory of like great things, and then my dad would also, like, if we went to a movie, my dad makes the most amazing popcorn. He would he would bring a grocery bag of popcorn and he'd hide it so that we could have my dad's popcorn.

SPEAKER_03

Nice, nice.

SPEAKER_07

So yeah, like it's funny, like going back thinking, where did that originate from? And uh yeah, I think I always had like these parents that I mean they they they didn't talk about it, but they exposed me to it.

SPEAKER_03

So I think that's nice though, because then you don't feel like you're being and I'm not saying you would have been, but like that feeling of being lectured to, like, oh this is good, you should watch this, instantly sometimes can make me be like, yeah, yeah, yeah, I'm sure it's good. And then I won't want to watch it. Whereas if like dad would just have like his videotapes and they'd be on the side, I'd be like, What is Leon, the professional? Like, I'll give that a go.

SPEAKER_07

Discovering it yourself, yeah. And it's just like all the Mel Brooks films, right?

SPEAKER_03

Like my dad was really into both my parents were really into like French cinema.

SPEAKER_07

So Oh, I love that.

SPEAKER_03

There was like a lot of like French comedies were just like knocking around our house. So you just watch like Jacques Tatty films all the time, and it's like, oh my god, this is great. This is just a comedy film. It's not that I'm watching French comedy, it I'm just watching a comedy film. And it was like that's a much nicer way to be introduced to it, I think, just having people just sort of be like, here's something, watch that if you want it, you know?

SPEAKER_02

Mm-hmm. Nice. Yeah.

SPEAKER_03

So, with all that being said, what was the first film you guys saw at the theater?

SPEAKER_08

You go shit because I my story's funny because it says so much about me and and my taste and also personality. I didn't remember this, so I had to ask my parents what was the first movie I saw in the theater. So my mom told me that um I was four and my brother was eight. Okay. And my dad was on a business trip, and my brother really wanted to go see Raiders of the Lost Ark. So I went as a four-year-old to see Raiders of the Lost Ark. And I apparently the whole time I had, you know, my my face covered in my mom's, you know, shirt or whatever. But I would pop up at certain times and I said to my mom, I said, Don't worry, mom, this sucker doesn't scare me. And then I'd watch it and then I would go back. And I can only imagine the face melting scene. I am that says so much aesthetically about like my taste in movies and horror. That was so traumatic. What a gross, absolutely disgusting scene that will never leave your brain. And I'm four. Awesome.

SPEAKER_03

Like that, like even like the bit where the guy gets his hand burnt and he screams, that alone is like, oh, as a kid, that's quite a lot. And then at the end, when you see him just melt, you're like, can't handle it.

SPEAKER_09

Right. Like forever in your brain. That would be rent-free forever.

SPEAKER_03

Forever. That still is there, ready to go, you know.

SPEAKER_09

Yes.

SPEAKER_07

Wow. Wow. I wish I knew. You don't know. I wish I knew I might. No, no. I just remember like when we went to the movies, it was the drive-in, which I wish they still had drive-ins. And I remember you have the kids-friendly movie, and then you have, and also that the sound was really bad. You had those weird things you put over. Did you guys have have they weren't usually more of a US thing?

SPEAKER_03

Yeah, we didn't get many. Like you they kind of make them now they're popping up every now and then, and they're meant to be sort of like event things. Like we didn't have them as a normal thing. Like we just had a theater in every town and every corner of everywhere.

SPEAKER_07

They're like the best experience. I wish that they could bring them back. I mean, I do remember like invasion of the body snatchers, and I didn't understand what was going on, and then I just fell asleep. I thought it was boring, you know. But like, yeah, it was always the kid thing, and then there'd be a long line, and it was just really fun, those summer nights watching them.

SPEAKER_03

I I just wish they would bring them back, but where where like I don't I'm not I'm not gonna be weird about this. Where do teens make out now if the cinemas aren't and there's no like like drive-in? You know what I mean?

SPEAKER_07

They don't. They don't make out they don't, they text, they text, they text and send pictures.

SPEAKER_08

Yeah, they snapchat each other instead of making out.

SPEAKER_03

I don't like that.

SPEAKER_07

It's it's weird. It's weird. Like, I don't know. Like I've talked to like I have a 16-year-old nephew and I have a lot of friends, a couple friends who have six, and they're like, yeah, they don't they're not dating like how we did when we were younger.

SPEAKER_03

That's weird. Like, I I I I remember going to see Hitch when I was like 15 or something, because it it meant I could like make out with my girlfriend. It was the only place where it was like, oh, we could totally go do it there, because we can't do it at the parents' house because her family are quite religious, and we can't really do it in my house because you know we're fucking nowhere. Let's go to the cinema. I don't I don't remember a fucking scene of that film, but I remember making out the city.

SPEAKER_06

I wish I had made out in the cinema. Jeez. Yeah, I don't think I ever made out the city. I was too shy.

SPEAKER_08

Yeah, I was too worried about people like being yeah.

SPEAKER_02

Okay.

SPEAKER_08

Also, no one would have wanted to make out with me in the movie theater like when I was a teenager. I mean, that's the truth.

SPEAKER_03

I mean, that's fair enough. I think I've painted myself as quite the playboy. I was not. Like, I was an overweight kid who had done well for himself.

SPEAKER_07

I will say that my um oldest friend Melissa and I went to the movie theater one time and we were sitting there and I felt we were watching a movie, and I felt like there was rain coming down on my feet. Like it was like, it was just, it wasn't wet. It was just like drop, like it felt like something was tickling my feet. And all of a sudden Melissa goes, we gotta move, we gotta move, we gotta move. And I'm like, what? Like right in the middle of the theater. And then we move, and then we get up, and she goes, and there's a guy, a guy in the front thing before like the thing before us, and his hands are like way down like this, and he had been uh tickling your feet, and then we talk about the foot the foot petter.

SPEAKER_01

The foot of the foot pet.

SPEAKER_03

It's grim as shit. That's fucking horrible.

SPEAKER_07

I was like, Melissa was like, come on, and I'm like, why? You can imagine me. I'm like, I don't know, I'm like, why? How come? I'm enjoying the movie, and she's like, Clarissa.

SPEAKER_03

I'm getting a lovely foot massage over here. I didn't realise the movies were this good.

SPEAKER_10

Oh my god, that's disgusting.

SPEAKER_03

That is miserable. Like, I worked in the theatre for a while and I've seen some things, but that is like the worst thing I've heard.

SPEAKER_06

Like we were like 16 years old. Oh my god.

SPEAKER_03

That's horrible. That is grim.

SPEAKER_06

Grim.

SPEAKER_03

Bloody hell. Oh, that's it's a shame that you don't remember like I have a specific first film because I think sort of like Shana was saying, like, I think I I think having that little formative memory of like because mine was Hook and it was like I just such a lovely film, Hook. And I've always thought my dad is a mix between Robin Williams and Bob Hoskins. So to have them both on screen, it was like, hey, it's dad. And like all of that culminates into me, I love Spielberg films, like JV Hart's writing, like there's loads of bits that just add up to it where I'm just like, oh, this talk's a lot.

SPEAKER_08

Have you ever talked to Jim Hart?

SPEAKER_03

I have. Weirdly, um, like he started following me. He followed me on Instagram out of nowhere, and I actually had to be like, uh big fan. Why the fuck do you follow me, mate? Like, what's going on?

SPEAKER_08

Yes.

SPEAKER_03

He is a lovely human. He is.

SPEAKER_08

You should have him on. Let's let's hook this up.

SPEAKER_03

Oh, if we can get that, I totally would. That'd be great.

SPEAKER_08

Oh, we can. Me and Felicity know him very well. Well, not very well, but we know him enough to like say, hey.

SPEAKER_03

Well then yeah, let's do that for sure. I have something of his around here. I'll have to move some things because I don't want him to know that I'm a weird super fan.

SPEAKER_08

No, do it. I do that with Penn Denchum, who wrote um Robin Hood Prince of Thieves. Oh no. Because I love that movie so much. And every time I see him, or I'm like, oh my god! I love it! I love it so much.

SPEAKER_03

I had um we had Graham Humphreys on the pod like a while back, and he did the posters for Return of the Living Dead and like the Evil Dead VHS box and all that kind of stuff. And before like before he got on, I was like, I'm gonna have to move a load of things because I don't want him to be like, that's my film, that's my film, that's my film.

SPEAKER_08

And I'll be like, No, he was honestly, they love it.

SPEAKER_03

There's there's sick of fan. They love it, they love the attention. But um so you Chaney, you mentioned about uh going to Blockbuster and all that kind of stuff. I I what films did you watch over and over again as a kid?

SPEAKER_08

So there's three films that I watch that I call the Trifecta. That was my child. One of them that were the three that were like on repeat all the time that I still watch to this day. Uh Neverending Story, Labyrinth, and The Dark Crystal. I knew it! Yep, those were that I love undying love for those mov for those movies.

SPEAKER_03

Madness. We we we recently got it-bully like puppets. Yeah, like big fan of Jim Henson. We got um a main coon cat recently, and she's got like little ear tufts. And I was saying to Kirsty, my partner, that like I think it was today, I was like, God, she just looks like a Jim Henson like puppet. Just like little angry face with these ear tufts. So yeah. So what was it about sort of that dark fantasy, I guess?

SPEAKER_08

Like what is what was it about that sort of um genre that really so I fit I think that like when I really like therapy myself and think about, you know, like why those films resonated with me, it's because I grew up on a farm in Oregon and there was not a lot of you know, like thinking beyond this town or this place. And I think what those movies did for me is it just opened it up to a world beyond like what I was allowed. And so my it just made my brain go wherever it wanted to go. It was just that permission to be as wild and adventurous as I possibly could before I had to go back and like clean out a pig pen or pick up rocks or whatever chore I was doing. It was an escape, it was essentially just like a hundred percent escape into something that was completely irrational and freeing. And just the imagination, it was oh my gosh, they're just so rich with imagination and and the bravery and the like and the willing to step out of your comfort zone and go do something. It was just all the things that I wished for as a young person that I could do in my life.

SPEAKER_03

I think as well that they're they're real as well, they're there. Yeah, like I'm looking at puppets, I'm looking at people in suits, I'm looking at things, and that that also makes it make it so much more real. You're like, well, people are there, they're doing all of that. That in somewhere that is actually existing, it's not just in a computer somewhere, and I think that is like that's gotta have something to do with it as well, you know.

SPEAKER_08

Yeah, and we always dream of like, you know, you're reading a book and like a never-ending story, like you find a magical book and you read it, and then you're transported to this other place. Yeah you know, same with Labyrinth. It's like, you know, she gets transported to this other world, and and the dark crystal kind of just landed in there. Yeah. Um, and it was it was something that my dad actually watched with us because he really liked the character of Chamberlain, who was one of the um uh the creepy, uh I forget what they're called. Um, I forget what they're called. But he and he did this like voice, and my dad did it really well. And so it was always something that my dad would imitate and watch with us. So I think that one lands in there just because it became that family thing experience, yeah.

SPEAKER_03

That's lovely. I I I I love that there was that that your dad clearly wasn't afraid to be silly in front of his kids, which is always lovely.

SPEAKER_08

Like and that was rare, like he didn't do a lot of that, but there were moments that he was he allowed himself to be free and do something silly like that, and so we just ate it up. We're like, ah, do Chamberlain, do Chamberlain. It was so fun.

SPEAKER_03

Nice, nice. Um they those like it's sort of type of films, they completely missed me when I was a kid. They're they're films that I like I saw Labyrinth, um, and I think I saw Labyrinth because Dad's a Bowie fan, so dad was like, oh, Bowie's in that, and I was like, Oh, well, I'll I'll watch it for that reason. And then my partner Kirsty, like, she was a big dark crystal labyrinth, that kind of stuff. And it's only since sort of in the last 10 years that I've sort of been like, oh I'll I'll give this never-ending story a go. And it's like, oh, these are interesting. Like they're not, yeah, they're not something that I would have ever found on my own, but I'm pleased that I have watched them now. So yeah. They're interesting for me.

SPEAKER_07

They missed me too. I don't even know if I've seen the Dark Crystal, to be honest. They were, yeah. I didn't get it. I remember when it came out, I didn't get it.

SPEAKER_03

I think as a kid, I didn't know.

SPEAKER_07

I'm not even sure I still get it. I mean, I probably should re-revisit. Because sometimes you see films like and you're like, oh yeah, now I yeah.

SPEAKER_03

Oh yeah, but it can also go the other way. Like, as a kid I loved Flight of the Navigator. And then I rewatched Flight of the Navigator as an adult, and I was like, fucking hell, this is.

SPEAKER_08

Oh, same. I loved Xana do when I was little. I watched it again. I was like, what is this?

SPEAKER_02

It's up there, ready to go. I haven't watched it.

SPEAKER_11

I kind of want to see Xana do again. I remember liking that show. Weird.

SPEAKER_02

I can't believe that.

SPEAKER_11

And I don't know that it's a good weird, but I loved it when I was little.

SPEAKER_08

Doesn't Olivia Newton John sing the song? Yeah, and it's roller skating muses. It's weird.

SPEAKER_07

Wild. I know. I have to see that again.

SPEAKER_03

But there were so many like slightly odd like musicals and just I I guess cocaine's a hell of a drug because they really let people do whatever they wanted in cinema in the 80s.

SPEAKER_05

It was great. It was great, right?

SPEAKER_03

Like they went bonkers with it, and you're like, yeah, go on then. Go full crazy, let me see what you got. Like, we'll dial it back if it's a bit too much, or we'll keep going.

SPEAKER_08

And it was so freeing. Yeah, you're like, okay, your imagination can do anything.

SPEAKER_03

Also, that like as an audience, it's like it's so freeing because it's like, ooh, there is such uh a diverse like spectrum of things that I could be watching. Whereas now cinema is very much like, do you want um this version of a dramedy, or do you want this version of an MCU dramedy? And it's like, um I'm alright. Yeah. Like I'll figure something else out.

SPEAKER_08

I'll watch some old movies on my DVDs. Right?

SPEAKER_03

Like exactly, or I'll go back and re-watch all of the jackasses and then realize not as good.

SPEAKER_05

So another movie I never could bring myself to see.

SPEAKER_03

Oh, I was the perfect age for it when it came out, you know.

SPEAKER_05

Like I was a It's a boy movie, right?

SPEAKER_03

It really is. Like, I I think it is, like, and that's not to say, you know, there are girls out there who loved it. Johnny Knoxville's a handsome cat. But like there was like as a 14-year-old, I I guess I would have been about like that age when it came out.

SPEAKER_07

Maybe that perfect.

SPEAKER_03

It's the same kind of music I liked. You know, I kind of was into skateboarding. I like the idea of pranks, I like the idea of hijinks.

SPEAKER_08

Yeah, you know pranks. It fulfills all your deepest desires for hijinks.

SPEAKER_11

Deepest 14-year-old boy desires, you know.

SPEAKER_03

And then I watched the first one.

SPEAKER_11

What would happen if I attached this to my balls? Well, he's gonna do it and you're gonna find out.

SPEAKER_03

Balls aren't getting used anyway. I might as well use them for a prank. What are they?

SPEAKER_11

How many rubber bands can I fit around my balls?

SPEAKER_03

Perfect.

SPEAKER_11

They did it.

SPEAKER_03

I watched the first.

SPEAKER_11

How many things can we blow up? Yeah.

SPEAKER_03

I mean, blowing stuff up. I love it. But I was watching the first one last night and I was just like, these guys are a bit mean. I don't know if I like this. And it was like, this isn't as fun as I remember, and I got really like a bit bummed out. I was like, oh, oh.

SPEAKER_11

Yeah.

SPEAKER_03

I'll probably watch the new one though. I'll probably watch the new one.

SPEAKER_11

You will.

SPEAKER_03

Because I'm a teenage boy at heart. Uh what about you, Clarissa? What was the what films did you watch over again as a kid?

SPEAKER_07

Uh my number one go-to was Wizard of Oz. I literally couldn't get enough Wizard of Oz. I was like, you know, because back then you had to wait till it actually came on. And it was like a huge event. And I remember even like I was invited to a birthday party and you know, it was it was an overnight, a sleep overnight, and my friend had just gotten the new AC. DC Hell's Bells album, and everybody was like singing Hell's Bells, and Wizard of Oz was gonna be on in like 20 minutes, and I'm like, I gotta go.

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I gotta go.

SPEAKER_07

Because they didn't want to turn Wizard of Oz on, so I went home. I was probably the one everybody talked about, like, oh my god, you know, and I think I was like, I mean, I was even like probably 13 at that time. So I was still watching Wizard of Oz. Like, I just fucking loved Wizard of Oz. I loved all the books. I wanted to be Dorothy. I was like, that is my thing, you know.

SPEAKER_03

Jeez. That is dedication to the court. But like, did you what like I can see it like if you saw it as a kid, or even like within like growing up on a farm and well not a farm, but you know, that sort of uh rural thing of being like, oh, I can see that. But Chris, we are you uh a city gal?

SPEAKER_07

Like what was the I um I just think I no, I mean I lived in a small town in Minnesota. Uh that was but I think it was just my my mom had turned me on to it, and I was just so fascinated with this young girl going somewhere. Like I loved kind of the ideal, like I was really into also like the Lion, the Witch in the Wardrobe. Right books, like the whole idea of like you can just go somewhere with and the you know, like I remember so many times going into my closet, going hoping, just hoping that I could get through the Narnia.

SPEAKER_02

Is there anything on that bag?

SPEAKER_07

You know, and it's like yeah, and it's like this normal girl that lives in this, you know, on a farm, and she gets to go somewhere like insanely incredible. And also, I it was also interesting too, because if you think about it, Wizard of Oz is all about her, and she's you know, she's this brave role model, young woman that does all these cool things. Like the even the lion, the tin man, the scarecrow, they're all men. They gotta rely on her because she's like, I'm gonna get this done, I'm gonna do this. And like you just maybe there's a little feminist feminism in the Wizard of Oz, like that I'm just like thinking about now that maybe that's why I appear I could just c relate to this, like I just could relate to Dorothy. I mean, I remember like even like when I wanted to be an actress, you know, my the first play when Wizard of Oz, you know, when they're doing Wizard of Oz, I thought it would die if I didn't get to play Dorothy, you know. But I didn't get to. I had to play a fucking munchkin m munchkin because I was short, so that was very disappointing.

SPEAKER_03

I too have played a munchkin. It's okay, you know. Munchkin's anonymous over here, we're fine.

SPEAKER_08

Yeah, I think there was a lack of those strong female girl characters that we could look up to. It's the same with Labyrinth, like it was a girl who was like running the st the show, and it was like, wow, you know, we're we're not watching a boy do adventure things, we're watching a girl, which was yeah, and she saves the day.

SPEAKER_07

Like, yeah, Dorothy saves the day, like you know.

SPEAKER_03

And not through, as we were saying earlier, not through that sort of like normal like girl, she stumbled into it, she kind of figured it out, she used her why like it's just like no no no, this is just a girl who's taking care of business, you know. She's like she's going in there and be like, Oh, I've got to fix this problem, I'll go fix it then. And it's like, oh, well done. You like you've done that right. That's how it should be written, just a solid character.

SPEAKER_07

Um I mean Yeah, and even the witches are both strong women. Yeah.

SPEAKER_03

Like even the witches, you see a spectrum of just like well-written female characters where it's like, I can kind of see the perspectives of every person here. It's like I kinda get it. Like, and I don't feel like you've played on any trope for any of these female characters, you've just written good characters. So I can yeah.

SPEAKER_07

It's also good for screenwriting because it's like sometimes you're trying to like figure out something and you're like, oh yeah, it's a wizard of oz kind of thing. Like, this is like I've used that. So I mean, I've heard so many people use that format for you know for whatever. Like, oh, just give it a Wizard of Oz thing, you know, like she I mean this person and then you made that person and then made the other person and then the thing and like Yeah, and then yeah, like structurally, you know, like I've heard that before and it does work. It does work for what you know, not every thing you're writing, but like obviously like some stuff, you know, if you're struggling, you can always go, Oh, Wizard of Oz did this, maybe I can do that, you know?

SPEAKER_03

I I the fact that the film's been loved for what, like 80 years now? Like it it's clearly a well-known.

SPEAKER_07

I think they said it's the number one most um liked movie ever. Which usually which is strange, because usually I'm like a little diversive, like I divisive, I mean, where I like I like stuff that people don't like and I like really edgy stuff. But I don't know, that was the first movie that just really so I fight up there with all the people that love that movie, you know?

SPEAKER_03

It has a weird edge to it though. You know what I mean? Like The monkeys. The monkeys are weird, but then like even just all of the on-set kind of things you hear about how the snow is actually asbestos and like all the- Oh, was it?

SPEAKER_07

I didn't even know that.

SPEAKER_03

Yeah, there's some really weird dark stuff about like obviously Judy getting pumped full of pills to keep her going all the time.

SPEAKER_02

Yeah, that's weird.

SPEAKER_03

But like you do get, I think, I think you still get a little bit of weird edge to it. Almost like not an uncanny valley, but everything is so colourful and so bright and so wonderful, but there's still a dirt to it. Yeah, it's off. So I I think it still has that element of like, oh yeah, this is lovely, but what's going on?

SPEAKER_07

Like, what's happening here? That's interesting, yeah.

SPEAKER_03

Did you ever watch the is it the return to Oz with um Cruise of Bulk? That is all weird.

SPEAKER_08

With yes, with the wheelers, yeah. The weird rabbit things and then the heads and the jars, the whole room of the heads. Oh my god.

SPEAKER_03

It's so weird. It's such a weird.

SPEAKER_07

Well, the book is a weird. I mean, the uh the the all the books after The Wizard of Oz are like incredible. Like they get even more insane. I and I remember reading about the heads in the closet, and I don't know why. I should see Return to Oz, because I remember that was one of my favorites that I like. But it's good, right? I mean, people say it's good, right? I like it.

SPEAKER_03

Yeah, like I like it, yeah. It's when I was first told about it, I assumed it was a gritty horror remake, like further down the line, and I didn't realize it was a Disney film made in the like was it late 80s, early 90s or something?

SPEAKER_06

Right.

SPEAKER_03

And it was just like, oh, this isn't this isn't being played for horror. This is them playing it like straight. And it was like, oh, this is interesting. Like this is this is a weird film, but it's interesting.

SPEAKER_08

It's like twisted and yeah, it it's twisted and you you're like, all right, I'm going along with this, and then you're like like there's moments where you're like, oh my god, oh my okay. I'm kind of creeped, it's like there's creepy, it's great though. Like it's creepy. It's a little slow, it's a little slow to get to it, but there, yeah, when you get to those set pieces that are like those big things, you're like, oh my god.

SPEAKER_07

Like I gotta put that on my list. I don't even know why, being a Wizard of Oz fan that I never probably because I didn't want it to ruin my Oh, yeah.

SPEAKER_03

In the same way that like I'm a huge Jaws fan. I've never seen two, three, or four. Like, I just don't need to.

SPEAKER_07

Oh, really?

SPEAKER_03

I don't need to. Oh wow, yeah. Jaws one's perfect. That I don't need to see anymore.

SPEAKER_05

Yeah, Jaws is perfect. It's a great movie.

SPEAKER_03

Um, so Christy, you're saying that you uh you like more edgy stuff. What was the first R-rated film you saw, and how old were you?

SPEAKER_07

You know, I I was thinking about this, and I'm sure that there was a lot, I I'm sure that my parents I don't remember my parents ever being like, oh, you can't watch this for a while. Like, I'm sure it was probably like something like Godfather, you know. I'm sure that was probably the first rated R. And I I remember being like, you know, everybody wanting to see Chex's Chainsaw, and I was too afraid to see Texas Chainsaw. But the one that really like, I think where I'm like, oh, that's a very naughty movie was nine and a half weeks.

SPEAKER_02

Oh dang.

SPEAKER_07

And I remember I had to see it because, you know, John Taylor from Duran Duran, and I was a huge Durani, did the song for it. And I remember watching it and being totally disappointed, but also freaked out a little because I didn't know what was going on or what they were doing. I saw it later as an adult and I'm like, this is this is good, this is steamy, but like I got it as an adult, but when you're like, when you're like 16 and you're and they're, you know, like you're you're barely like thinking, you know, you're I don't know about guys, but like I was a virgin and I wasn't having sex and like it's this like crazy thing. And then you're seeing uh rated R movie about uh it was like masters, you know, like it's it's like all the like really raunchy stuff. You don't that's not even in your brain. So you're going, what are they doing? Like what are they doing? That seems really naughty.

SPEAKER_03

Like, I haven't even figured out easy mode yet. Why are you guys working on insane mode? What's going on here?

SPEAKER_07

I'm like, why is that? That I don't get it. She likes that.

SPEAKER_03

Like eat first, then have sex. Like, why are you combining the two?

SPEAKER_07

I didn't get it. I didn't get it. Yeah, so nine and a half weeks, yeah.

SPEAKER_03

I mean, that's a that's uh that that's uh that's a lot. Like, and how how old do you say you were for that one?

SPEAKER_07

Probably 15 or 16. I mean I had to, Duran Duran's John Taylor did the song.

SPEAKER_03

She had to. Duran Duran.

SPEAKER_07

I was such a Durany. Every bit of my wall was filled with a Duran Duran poster. That this I were twisted too, Duran Duran.

SPEAKER_03

Well, they twisted. I had a weird uh similar-ish sort of like I looked at something purely for something else. I was caught looking at the uh tape of Pamaranderson and Tommy Lee's sex tape in like a DVD store once. And like a really attractive like uh assistant was like, hey, can I help? And I was just holding it and I went, ah, I'm a big Motley Crue fan. And they were like, What? And I was like, doesn't matter. Just put it back and I was like, never go in this shop again. That's redone.

SPEAKER_07

Yeah, that was the other thing. You had to actually rent it. And like people had to so like you're going into rent nine and a half weeks with your friend, and you're just kind of like you don't want to, you know, it's it's a little buy condoms for the first time or something.

SPEAKER_03

Yeah. And and and and however that like assistant, that clerk, like deals with it is how you're gonna feel forever whenever you buy the exact same thing. If like the first time you buy condoms and the guy's like, ho-ho! You're like, well, I'll never use these. I'm sorry. I have to leave.

SPEAKER_11

Not for me, just yeah. You know what?

SPEAKER_03

I'll just aim it at the curtains, we're good to go. I'm off.

SPEAKER_07

Yeah, now you just have to stream it. What's the fun of that? I mean, come on.

SPEAKER_03

Come on. There's no excitement.

SPEAKER_07

Like, we're raising a generation of kids who have who like are just they don't they don't have the same skills we do. They don't have to face these like terrifying things.

unknown

God.

SPEAKER_02

Yeah.

SPEAKER_07

What about you, Shayna? I want to know what rated R movie you was your first rated R movie.

SPEAKER_08

Well, I preface this with like, I'm Gen X, and so basically I feel like I was looking through like lists of like what we were raised on R-rated movies. Like, there was no gatekeepers to R world. So I was thinking about it. I'm like, okay, the first one I really remember is Nightmare on Elm Street at a slumber party. There was no slumbering at the slumber party after watching Nightmare on Elm Street for.

SPEAKER_03

Fuck no.

SPEAKER_08

That's the first one I remember. But there was there were no gatekeepers out there for us to like you know, they were more concerned about I mean, was there concerns? There was no concerns. It was just like, yeah, whatever movie you want to get, watch it. And we were all on our own to like work it out.

SPEAKER_03

I I I I've I've said it before, like, I feel my parents wouldn't, they weren't horror people, so they would always say, like, oh, don't watch that, it's horrible. But that's it. Don't watch that, that's horrible.

SPEAKER_08

See, I didn't even have that. I had like, oh, no one asked me what I was watching, no one asked us because it's just movies if we if we might not want to watch Nightmare on Elm Street when you're nine at a summer party. Like, that was never a question. It was just, oh, this is a fun movie. Put it in, and we're all like, oh my god, I'm never sleeping again. And like, you know, the the the trauma of that, you know. It it was wild. Like, I was looking at the list and I'm like, I saw Pet Cemetery, I saw Reanimator, I saw Um The Lost Voice is even rated R.

unknown

Yeah.

SPEAKER_08

You know, Hellraiser, Child's Play. Like those ones are all R-rated movies that we were watching as like under 10, 11-year-olds. Yeah.

SPEAKER_07

And just like, whatever. I wouldn't, I was too afraid to watch any horror movies, which I love horror movies now, but yeah, same.

SPEAKER_03

I was scared of it.

SPEAKER_07

But I do remember, you're right. Like they all the kids were watching Texas Chainsaw Massacre, all you know, all that kind of stuff.

SPEAKER_03

But like I I was an absolute scary cat when I was a kid. I couldn't watch horror films at all. Now you know, I'll watch them before bed without even batting an eye. But I do like I do think that that excitement of seeing a horror film and being a bit like, oh god, should we watch this? Like, I loved that. I loved it. As a kid being really scared, genuinely like, oh my god, that like I can't walk home with this. And it's just like, ah, I miss that. I miss that so much.

SPEAKER_08

Yeah. Yeah, I will say I wa I watched these in quotes, but I didn't really watch them. They were playing. They were playing, and I saw parts.

SPEAKER_03

Yeah, but I didn't know. You're sat side on talking to your friend and being like, Yes, trying to play with my Barbie doll instead of like seeing the screen.

SPEAKER_07

What was the movie you were saying that was so terrifying to you? Something about was it the scarecrow one? No.

SPEAKER_08

So when I was five, there was this movie at my cousin's house playing on it was like a CBS movie of the week, which is I don't know why they're playing this. It was called Um Night of the Scarecrow, I believe. And it was about a mentally handicapped kid, teenager, who is bullied in school, and so he hides in a scarecrow, and the bullies kill him. He dies. I don't know if they kill him or he dies. Night of the scarecrow, something like that. And then 20 years later or whatever, he comes back to seek revenge on every one of them who's now adults in this like farm town. And the scene that is like part of, you know, in in horror writing and stuff that that I feel like has been ingrained in me forever is he pushes a guy into like a grain chopper or hay chopper or something. And then the next scene, and then the next scene is jelly plopping on toast in a diner. And it was like just how you edit it. Yes.

SPEAKER_03

That's how you edit it.

SPEAKER_08

Like, yes, that is exactly right. But that that I was five and I was like peeking around the corner, like watching it, because all my older cousins, all my cousins were playing, or they were watching it, and I'm just like horrified watching this movie of just this poor kid scarecrow killing people. My god.

SPEAKER_03

Love it.

SPEAKER_08

I feel like I did see that.

unknown

Yeah.

SPEAKER_08

But it really scared you. It was a CBS movie of the week. Well, yeah.

SPEAKER_07

Well, that would never be a movie of the week. That's amazing that ever made it to a movie of the week.

SPEAKER_03

This would be on like Shudder. And it'd be gone. Yeah. Gone within a minute.

SPEAKER_07

Yeah. Things were way funner back then, man. They got away with way. That's what I'm saying.

SPEAKER_08

There was no gatekeepers. It was just like, well.

SPEAKER_07

They said the Exorcist could never have been made today. Never would have been made today, The Exorcist. They could have never made that movie.

SPEAKER_03

I wonder that. Like I you I don't know about that.

SPEAKER_07

To get the money for it for a money for it, yeah, yeah, yeah. The cross and all that with the current climate and people would be too scared.

SPEAKER_03

Yeah, that's fair. That's fair. Yeah.

SPEAKER_07

I mean, it's just amazing to me that it got made. I just I mean back then, like you said, there was less, it was just yeah, I don't know. In some ways it was just weird. It's like less things were less liberal, but like with movies that was more liberal.

SPEAKER_03

Yeah, like they really let Hollywood sort of like go wild. It was almost like they assumed, well, no one's watching this. No one cares.

SPEAKER_04

Yeah.

SPEAKER_03

I just go mad. And then it was like, alright, we will go mad. And it was all your Billy Friedkins, your Scossazis, your sort of beaties, your Hoffman's, like, where they were just like, let's do some stuff. Let's do some stuff. Let's see how.

SPEAKER_07

Did you ever see like the movies before like the really old, old, old movies before the the the motion picture thing?

SPEAKER_03

Oh, pre-censorship stuff.

SPEAKER_07

Yeah. Like set some of that is like so unbelievably twisted. I like and I go, oh my god, like they you have this like version of people back then that they do certain things. Like they wouldn't have done some. So like, holy shit. Yeah. Yeah, those are super interesting.

SPEAKER_03

And they're like weirdly, like gothically dark, and you're like, oh, that's that's a lot. That's a lot. Like, I don't know if I want to deal with that.

SPEAKER_02

But they're good.

SPEAKER_03

They are good. Um I feel like nine and a half weeks would have made you feel felt grown up. But like, what was the first film that made you feel grown up? Well, yeah, I guess, yeah.

SPEAKER_07

I think I you know it's funny, I I I I feel like the first films that made me feel grown up was pretty recent.

SPEAKER_02

Oh, okay. Like, I just watched That Obsessions movie.

SPEAKER_07

Yeah. I mean, probably because like I I started, I thought I was a theater person and I read all these plays, and so then when I got in my writing class, I said to my mentor, you know, I I need a education in film. Like, I want an education. And he gave me this watershed list of like a thousand movies, it took me like ten years to get through. And it'd be like, um, all these really interesting movies, but then it'd also say, you have to see all the Fellini movies, you have to see all the blah blah blah, right? So I'm like working through these things, right? And so I think maybe it was like when I started watching all these Fellini movies because I freaking hated them. I hated them, hated them, hated them. And then all of a sudden, because I had to watch so many, I was like maybe whatever, cup five in, four in, or whatever. All of a sudden I got it. I was like, right, oh, this is why people like Fellini. And then I felt very grown up because now I could say, hey, he's not my favorite, but I can subjectively say like why people watch him for the, you know, how the crazy and incredible like imagery and crazy characters, you know, and like and I all of a sudden I got it. So then I think I felt intellectually, intellectually grown up. So it's probably then.

SPEAKER_03

Damn. I I know what you mean. Like I'm I'm still waiting for that moment to feel grown up watching a Fellini film and not just like I didn't get it, and I don't like it. Yeah, exactly. I need to go back and do some like I was I was gonna watch Amicord recently, but I was like, I don't know if I like like it. I don't know, but I'll do it.

SPEAKER_07

I like Amicord, but it took me a while because I like movies that are very like character-oriented, story-oriented, and I don't feel like Fellini is. He's a spectacle. And like if you like once I started getting the oh, he's a spectacle, and push that out of my head that it has to be the story that I like really am involved with these characters, then I could then I got why some people it's like it's almost like a modern day um, you know, why people like to go to these big hero movies uh because it's just a spectacle. Yes. That's what I kind of feel like. It's like if you get and I was like, oh, I'm being very intellectual. I'm very grown up now. Now I understand Fellini.

SPEAKER_03

Now you understand Fellini. Well, one day I might join you. Um Shana, what about you? What was the film that made you feel grown up?

SPEAKER_08

Well, I'm about to take this in a different direction of um maturity-wise. Like, I I wouldn't say that like into this is an intellectually um mature grown-up movie. Uh, I would say when I went to the movie theater by myself for the first time with a friend at 12 and watched Pretty Woman. Oh that's Shay. I love it. I felt pretty grown up. That's in that you know, when you can talk about a hooker with a heart of gold, you know, you got it.

SPEAKER_03

Come on.

SPEAKER_08

You're grown up. I I understood it for the most part.

SPEAKER_03

And I think as well, deciding like you you went with a friend. It was very purposeful. I'm gonna go watch this film, and we're dealing with a hooker with a heart of gold and Richard Gere and Jason Alexander, and it's gonna be lovely.

SPEAKER_08

Like it's a grown-up fairy tale, you know. Right. So we were like, and I think I think I think my older brother brought us and went and saw a different movie, and then we went in, you know, because we couldn't go into the to Pretty Mom unless we were with so we had an adult or my older cousin or something with us, and then we went in there and she they went somewhere else. So we were by ourselves, and I believe we were in the front row, and we felt yes, we felt very grown up, and and we could handle the maturity of this film.

SPEAKER_02

Oh, yeah, you know we could handle it.

SPEAKER_08

It's a great film. Honestly, I think it's a great film.

SPEAKER_03

I do it is a great film. I just it's one of those films that I think a lot of uh guys like wouldn't want to admit that they like it because it's like, oh no, it's uh A prostitute, and it's just like, shut up, just go watch it. It's a great fun film.

SPEAKER_07

It's so entertaining. Yeah.

SPEAKER_03

But like I even quite like Runaway Bride. You know what I mean? Like when they get back together years later. Like, I love I love a shitty rom-com like quite a lot. I'm just like, I'll sit there and like kick my feet and be like, oh, this is great. But you know, like I feel like um that would have definitely been like a a pretty woman would have been the start of that for me as well.

SPEAKER_08

Yeah, and I liked that, like, I liked that at the end she didn't stay necessarily stay with him. Like she decided to go off, and I mean she had a bunch of money now, so she could. But she decided to go off and then you know he came back, but but in the end, it's like she saved him right back. And I I don't know why something about that was like a shift and it resonated in a weird way of like, oh yeah, she was the she actually changed him. He changed her life, yes, but she changed his life just as much. And I thought that was like really great in a movie like that, where like he's not the male savior, she's actually the savior in the story. Yeah. And I liked it. Yeah.

SPEAKER_03

I think a lot of films, um, they obviously a lot of films have tarnished the way uh young men and women perceive relationships because they're always written in a very stereotypical way that the man chases the woman, and the woman can't help but fall in love with his tenacity.

SPEAKER_11

And I think like that is what he wears her down.

SPEAKER_03

He wears her down and eventually she yields to him. And it's like that's so dangerous because it's like there's there's not enough women sort of going like, I had a really good time, goodbye. And it's like, yeah, yeah, blokes need to understand that rejection is good, and women need to understand that they can say no. Yeah, yeah. And if there's so many films that like I mean, it's porkies, it's American Pie, they're obviously not written for certain people, but it is like you're you're you're forming such a formative, like, memory of like a formative like way of thinking how people should be reacting to you know the opposite sex. But that's really dangerous, and I think pretty woman is a good one where it shows that it's like you can you can also you can be a sex worker and you can do it for the money. That's not a problem. Like that's that's a form of income. Like, don't don't begrudge another.

SPEAKER_08

The friend was like, I'm not leaving. Like, she was just like, I'm staying in this job, and you know, fifty bucks grandpa for 75, the wife can watch. Like amazing. Perfect. Just like own it, girl.

SPEAKER_03

Yeah, and I think if you're a good movie, that's one of those movies that if you were to make it now, it wouldn't be as shocking in any way. You'd just sort of be like, Yeah, that that's just someone who does like OnlyFans.

SPEAKER_08

And it would be a sad story. It would be like a sad story, like like, you know, um anora. You know, it's almost like you're gonna find it. I didn't feel I didn't feel sorry for Julia Roberts and Pretty Woman at all. Like she was still like her own person and did her own thing. She just got herself in a situation where like this is how she had to support herself and didn't really want to do it, but it paid the bills. Where like now it would you'd be this like it would be this sad sob story about this poor woman and her poor the poor prostitute, yeah.

SPEAKER_03

Yeah, and her poor past, and like, oh no, and you know and the heart of gold guy that gets her out of the troubles, and it's like right, who's just surrounded by bad people, you know? Yeah. I I didn't like a Nora. Didn't like it.

SPEAKER_08

I haven't seen it yet. I want to see it. I haven't seen it yet. Yeah, I I fast forwarded through that whole middle section where they're like on the search, and I was like, why are you doing this? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Are you doing this? Get on with it.

SPEAKER_03

It's just turn on the city.

SPEAKER_08

Have you seen Anora? Have you seen Anora? Have you seen Enora? Have you seen it? You should watch it. It's really good.

SPEAKER_03

It's really good. You should watch it. Have you seen it? Have you seen it?

SPEAKER_08

There's good parts of it. I'll say that. Like some the acting. I like some of the actors in it. I think they're really interesting. Like the casting is interesting, but yeah, for the most part, I was like, I I again though, I think it was a film that everyone told me to.

SPEAKER_03

Oh, you should watch it, it's really good. And I'm like, yeah, alright.

SPEAKER_07

Is it?

SPEAKER_03

Uh is it alright? Yeah. I've watched other films.

SPEAKER_07

Like Marty Supreme, the movie that everybody I know hates. Oh god.

SPEAKER_03

I have no interest in seeing it until I found out that Darius Congee did the cinematography. And now I'm like, ugh, I do like his work, so I might watch it purely for his like like pictures.

SPEAKER_07

No, it's worth watching. It's just like, why is it getting yeah? Oh, because nobody I know that saw it liked it. I don't know one person that saw it that liked it.

SPEAKER_03

I I don't I don't I don't think I don't think the Safety brothers are doing it for me. I like Good Time.

SPEAKER_05

Yeah, they I'm not crazy, yeah.

SPEAKER_03

But Uncut Gems, I I couldn't care less about that. I was watching it just like you you could have got out of this situation so much easier. Oh.

SPEAKER_08

Yeah.

SPEAKER_03

Drove me mad. Crazy it did. Um which which I feel like this is a nice segue into what film holds a special place in your heart.

SPEAKER_07

Special place in your heart. Oh 16 candles, man. Oh love this Breakfast Club.

SPEAKER_03

Okay.

SPEAKER_07

I I can't get an though those are I can't get enough of Hughes, John Hughes.

SPEAKER_03

Fair, fair, fair.

SPEAKER_07

He's he's an underrated genius.

SPEAKER_03

Yeah.

SPEAKER_07

And nobody could write teenagers like him. Nobody. No. Nobody.

SPEAKER_03

No, they couldn't. Like I i y that the going back to that sort of in-betweeners thing I was saying at the beginning, it's that is almost the most normal teenager you see in like teenage movies. Like all of those uh Breakfast Club kids were just like, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah. That's just a bunch of normal kids.

SPEAKER_07

They weren't overly gorgeous, but they were beautiful. Yeah. They weren't they had flaws, but you know, like just the Molly Ringwald and uh Anthony, like just putting those two together, and it was so like I just you know, like you always had the guy that was that you you really wanted a boyfriend, but you the guy who liked you was always a dude like Anthony Michael Hall, and you're just like, ah, like leave me alone. No, like you can't have my underwear, go away. I was like, my guy was Norman Denzer, like Norman Denzer liked me, and he's he crumpled crackers in my dress when I was sitting next to him at the lunch, and it was always like, Why can't I have that guy? And I got Norman Denzer, you know, it's like, oh my god. Like he would he would John Hughes would bring out like all those things, and then like, you know, and Molly Ringwald was just she was so awkward and but yet also beautiful that you were like, Yeah, that's me. Yeah, like not a classic beauty, but like if you know, like and you could just relate to being her, and then she gets Michael Sheffling who disappeared after.

SPEAKER_08

But the thing is, is like the hot guy saw that in her. Yes, and you felt that, and you went like, see, if somebody just got to know me, exactly, they would fall in love with me too.

SPEAKER_03

If only for one second I'd stop ruffling dandruff out of my hair. Then someone would see me.

SPEAKER_07

Oh Did you know those two characters were supposed to be cast differently? The um the guy who played the jock and the other uh Emilio Estevez and Hirsch. When they were gonna cast it, they wanted Emilio Esteves to play um the Judd Hirsch character and Judd Hirsch to play the Emilio Estevez character. I I can't remember which one. I think it was Emilio Esteves that was like, no, I want to play I want to play the Jock. But originally they were gonna play the other characters. Which I could see.

SPEAKER_03

Yeah, I can see it. Like it's not out of line, but I also feel like they did the right show.

SPEAKER_07

Oh yeah, but I they that's not originally like the character they were gonna play it from. I read this whole thing about it, but and those movies hold up. Like I wa I watched it not both of them not too long ago, and I'm like, these are still freaking awesome.

SPEAKER_03

Yeah. 100% correct. Like they are.

SPEAKER_07

I mean, I feel sorry for young kids that haven't seen them now. Because I feel like a lot of the teen movies now is just like these beautiful teens that are just I think it's quite damaging.

SPEAKER_03

I think it's quite damaging for all of these kids to see like beautiful, sort of immaculate people going to school. And you're just like, but hang on, that's not us. Where's the acne? Where's the the clothes that are a bit snug because you've you put on a bit of weight? Like, where's all where's just like your trainers aren't as cool as the next kids? Like, where's all of that? Like, right, that's not real, and then you're you're building up this whole thing of like, well, life is all about looking good, and it's like, good luck with that, because when you hit 21 that might not be the case anymore, and you've spent too much time on that. Like exactly trying to think good.

SPEAKER_07

Yeah, none of his characters were over the top. Even Michael Sheffling, who's one of the most gorgeous dudes on the planet, that's how you say his name, right? Michael Sheffling, the the guy who played the love interest and in Sixteen Candles.

SPEAKER_04

He only would that's his Yeah, yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_07

I th I I mean he's like the most beautiful person that Hughes put in the movies, but he also felt very real because you always had that guy at school that freaking looked like Yeah.

SPEAKER_03

There was always like the there was the there was without a doubt the hottest girl and the hottest guy at school. And they usually went out, and like you knew it's like, well, they're the hot two, that's fine. Right, and then and then their mates are almost as hot as them, but not as hot but not quite, but they're all gonna be together, obviously, and then we're gonna come down the ranks to where I am, and that's where we are. I'm the top of the nerds, that's fine. I can live with that, you know. Like, but yeah, there is always that one where you're like you you s fucking save some save some for the rest of us, alright, guy? Like, get out of here, get out of here.

SPEAKER_08

And they and the boobs, like you were like, the boobs, the girl that had the boobs, and you're like, Oh, she's got the best boobs. And you like look down and you're like, Where's mine? Like Polly Ringwald. I know, that's how my mother comes over. Oh my god.

SPEAKER_03

They'll turn up eventually.

SPEAKER_07

Like, movies. Yeah. I mean, people are hating a lot on that movie because of that Asian sequence, and I'm like, Oh, long duck dong. Yeah, just fucking stop hating on it. Like, stop fucking hating on it. Like, it was a time period, it was never done out of spite, and it it it doesn't movie, you know?

SPEAKER_03

It's horrible to say it. It was acceptable then, and it wasn't being done like viciously, if that makes sense. There's um that scene in Crocodile Dundee that they cut because uh he touches a trans woman like by the crotch to find out that they are pre and they cut it out of the Blu-ray over here. I don't know if they did it for you guys.

SPEAKER_07

I don't like when they do that.

SPEAKER_03

I don't like that, because I'm like, right, well that's a learning moment. He is a fish out of water and he has learnt something new. Like, why are we cutting that? Yeah. Also, it was a film that was made 30 years ago. Attitudes have changed. That's fine. Like, are you not gonna show Birth of a Nation ever again?

SPEAKER_07

Like, I know, same with Gone with the Wind.

SPEAKER_03

Same with Gone with the Wind, which is an amazing movie too, and they're like, oh, we gotta cut this, or we gotta like can't watch this, or we can't and I'm like The fact that at the Academy there's what is it, um Hattie McDaniels' Oscar is not there. They're like she won it, but they're she never got it.

SPEAKER_07

Why is it not there?

SPEAKER_03

Because she never received one, because of being a black woman.

SPEAKER_07

Oh, I didn't know that.

SPEAKER_03

That's yeah, and it's like and it's like well done, Academy, for at least acknowledging your own bullshit. You're like, there it is. Yeah, that's that's the space that it would have sat in.

SPEAKER_08

The empty space, yeah.

SPEAKER_03

Yeah, and you're like Oh, wow.

SPEAKER_08

And it's like Yeah, I know, it's horrible.

SPEAKER_03

She wasn't allowed to walk the red carpet.

SPEAKER_07

But don't be going back and and and fucking cutting up movies and removing shit. It's just don't do that.

SPEAKER_03

My uh 4K of the Abyss is from Germany because they didn't release it over here because they wanted to get rid of the rat scene where the rat like is underwater because it's seriously? Yeah.

SPEAKER_08

I don't think I've seen the abyss. That's the whole that I mean listen, I'm against animal testing, but that's the whole catalyst into seeing how it's gonna work, and it works.

SPEAKER_03

And it's shown in such a natural like ah, don't worry about it. Like the look, the rat's fine, you're in the ambiotic fluid, that's a thing.

SPEAKER_08

You're like, oh I'm sorry, but we're still doing that shit. So if you're gonna like we're still doing animal testing, we're still using rats for that purpose. So like w you can't pretend it away.

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Right.

SPEAKER_08

It's happening.

SPEAKER_07

Yeah, that's exactly it, Shayna. It's like by cutting that stuff, it's pretending away that it didn't happen. I think it's even more detriment detrimental because you're trying to erase history like everything was no. Like you like, I think it's I don't think it's like I mean, I guess if you're an idiot and it's it you think that that's proper, but most people are gonna get the lesson from it, or they're gonna go, oh, that that might not be right now.

SPEAKER_08

Yeah, you know, but it was yeah, we should be cringing. We should we should be cringing at things and be like, oh, thank God we evolved from that.

SPEAKER_03

Exactly. And yeah, it's I cutting anything out. I always just feel like nah.

SPEAKER_07

Oh, it makes me crazy. Yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_03

It annoys me. Also, it makes me crazy from one perspective, but also from like a creative perspective. I'm like, how fucking dare you?

SPEAKER_07

Can you imagine?

SPEAKER_03

Don't cut my work. Like it's my fucking work. Like, what the hell do you think you're doing? Like, don't release it, don't make money off of my IPs if you don't like the entire project. If you don't like it, fuck off. Like, I'd rather you didn't do it. Like, it uh yeah, I agree. But I'm completely fine with it. I'm totally fine. I'm not I'm not furious at the whole thing.

SPEAKER_07

Hey, I love it. Passion is important to be a filmmaker. Yeah, passion, man.

SPEAKER_03

Um what about you? What about uh special place for you, Shayna?

SPEAKER_08

So mine is sort of in that same realm. Um dirty dancing. Oh, dirty dancing, I love it. So dirty dancing came out when I was in fifth grade, and it was it was a movement. It was everybody had the jean shorts, everybody got that perm. The soundtrack was the first one that was just like every song was a banger. And we all got, you know, when you had the like one cent BMG where you get all the DVDs and like and and and you start listening to DVDs, that was like the number one that everyone got. It was like the dirty dancing soundtrack, and it played all the time. And I must have I I probably have seen that movie over probably 200, 300 times. I love that movie. It was just it was so monumental, and I during that time where it was like dancing and and being free, and like it was the same, but it's in the same line of the girl character who is brave and wants to break free from the the world that she lives in to become somebody bigger, you know, and she saves the guy in the end and like all of that. So, yeah, dirty dancing was was it for me. I've never seen that's a movie that couldn't be made.

SPEAKER_07

Oh my god, it's so good. And that's a movie that couldn't be made now either, with the abortion issue and I didn't understand that then.

SPEAKER_08

I was like, why is her tummy hurt?

SPEAKER_07

It's so good.

SPEAKER_08

You have to And now I'm like, I watch it and I'm like, oh my god, that is so devastating. Yeah, she went to like a back alley abortionist with like a coat hanger, basically, and like it was a commentary on fucking pro choice.

SPEAKER_07

So yeah.

SPEAKER_06

Damn lazy.

SPEAKER_07

But it it was yeah, it's deeper than I thought this film.

SPEAKER_06

I should go watch it.

SPEAKER_07

Oh, yeah, it's great. It was kind of like in the same vein of Footloose with the the soundtrack. When the Footloose soundtrack came out, like everybody was like Footloose Top Gun had a great soundtrack too. Yep, Top Gun, all those, yeah.

SPEAKER_03

Top Gun did have a great soundtrack. I that's a film that I have seen more than I'd like to because a lot of my friends joined the RAF. So they were all big into like Top Gun because they all wanted to be fighter pilots. And like they were like, Oh, should watch Top Gun. I'm like, Alright boys, like will you want to watch the volleyball scene again? Like, just to make you want to watch the volleyball scene again. And they're like, No, it's the fighter jets, they're cool. And I'm like, I love Top Gun.

SPEAKER_08

Top Gun's a freaking great movie.

SPEAKER_03

That is a great movie, and the new one, Maverick, that was good.

SPEAKER_08

The new one was good too. Yeah, I like it too.

SPEAKER_00

Yeah, I'll be honest.

SPEAKER_03

I there's very few Tom Cruise films I don't like. You know what I mean? Like, he he produces bangers. Man, man's producing bangers all the time.

SPEAKER_08

Yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_03

I like him. I like him.

SPEAKER_08

I do too. I like him, and I don't want to, but I do. I really do. I'm always like, okay. He's gonna entertain me.

SPEAKER_03

Every single person I know who's worked with him, like, has only spoken very highly. Like that I've never heard a bad like I've heard bad stories from like nice people, if you know what I mean. But with him, everyone is always like, no, he's a butte. Like, yeah. He'll hear that it's like a runner's birthday, and he'll bring cake for everyone. And it's like lovely, lovely. He treats everyone like that.

SPEAKER_08

I think he works very hard on that persona, and I think that's the thing is like, is that real or is that just I hope it's real, but it's hard, you know.

SPEAKER_04

Because of the Scientology, yeah, he's trying to do it.

SPEAKER_08

But this is it's hard.

SPEAKER_03

I think the persona is um it's more like, and I'll be careful when I say these things, like I think it's more spectrum related than it is malicious. I think he may I don't think he has like, oh, I'm gonna make this nice guy persona because that's what I need to be. I think it's more like oh, I am so focused on film, but I um I I'm also a nice person, right? And he just does these things because it's like because that's what I want to be. And I don't know if he necessarily believes it, but I I know he needs to do it. So I think it's like the that nice sort of persona isn't like when he gets home he's you know boiling kittens and being like these fucking chumps. No, no, no. Yeah, he's actually a bit like when he gets home, he probably just sits there like I just think he has a lot of self-awareness of those of those beats.

SPEAKER_08

You know what I mean? So I think that like he I think he tries really hard to be nice. I don't and I it makes sense. Because he lives a wild life, like he doesn't live a normal life. And trying to be normal and nice is very difficult, I think, when you're that much of a superstar. There's no normal, so I think he that's what I'm saying is like I think he tries to be this like nice normal guy. That's the persona is to be nice and nice normal guy when nothing about your life and your world is normal.

SPEAKER_03

That's fair, yeah. That's fair.

SPEAKER_08

Well, but good for him. At least he's nice and kind to people, you know. That's the thing.

SPEAKER_03

At least at least he is not a dick word, because there's so many. There's so many dick words. And like people that they don't realize, like I've I've shattered some people's illusions when I'm like, this person's a bit of an arsehole. And they're like, really? And I'm like, sorry.

SPEAKER_09

Sorry, yeah.

SPEAKER_03

I'm sorry, I'm the one to tell you this, but I was also devastated when I found out.

SPEAKER_05

So mean people, yeah.

SPEAKER_03

Mean people everywhere. Which leads us nicely. What's your controversial opinion on a famous film?

SPEAKER_07

Well, I would say I I'm just gonna go down three horror films. I would say uh Barbarian really, really pissed me off. People think that that movie's so fantastic because first of all, it is fantastic. The first 20 minutes, 30 minutes of setup, everything, you're like, holy shit, I'm like on this great ride. And then and then it's like they don't know how to make that pay off. So they go this completely bizarre direction, and then it's all about a woman who's awful. Like, like, right, like that makes me mad. And then, and then hereditary, like I I felt the same way about hereditary, it's on this great ride, and then they don't know what to do, and then they do they put together this hodgepodge ending of like shit that everybody's seen when it started out so original. So those are two. But for the but for the positive win, I would like to say that this could be controversial because I just think a lot of people didn't get it, but I thought Heretic was fucking genius.

SPEAKER_03

Right. Genius, underrated. I am on board with all of these.

SPEAKER_07

Yay!

SPEAKER_03

Because nice like Barbarian, I enjoyed it. Like, don't get me wrong, I enjoyed it. But the more you think about it, the less I was like, okay, it looked good, it started great, and it was going a nice direction, and I like that they subverted it, that it he wasn't the scumbag. And then the second half, I was like, this is also another great film on its own, uh, unrelated to anything else, and uh, I don't know why I'm watching it now.

SPEAKER_08

You know, like right, right. See, but that second half of that movie with the mama down underground and her like needs to breastfeed, and like the whole thing, and then has superpowers and can like bust through walls. I was like, what are you doing? I don't need to see a man come in there and whole be like, here, suck my tit. Like, I don't need that. Let's not make her just the stereotypical childbearing woman who's like gross and I it was just it was like, What?

SPEAKER_03

I think Zach Craig has proved that he d doesn't know what he's doing.

SPEAKER_07

You said it. That's why I don't want to see weap weapons because I think I've heard weapons falls apart too.

SPEAKER_02

Don't really fall apart.

SPEAKER_07

Yeah, like I haven't seen it yet because I'm like, am I gonna be as annoyed as barbarians? So I kind of like put it off. I keep putting it off. I'm like, oh, I should see it. And then I'm like, oh no, I'm gonna watch something else. Yeah, watch anything.

SPEAKER_08

Same thing where you're where it falls apart. Yeah. Great, great, amazing premise. Like flawless premise. What a great opening. What a great start to it. And then somehow in there, like you lose you, you lose it. And then you're like, well, what do I do now? Okay, I guess we'll do that. That's what I feel like they don't know what they're doing.

SPEAKER_03

Well, he did say.

SPEAKER_08

There was so much potential.

SPEAKER_03

Yeah. There's so much potential. And he did say in an interview, like, oh, we were kind of just making up as we were going along. It's like, yeah, you don't fucking say, mate.

SPEAKER_09

Clearly.

SPEAKER_03

Like, the fact that at the beginning of the film it says these kids were never seen again, and at the end, there's an epilogue thing that says, like, oh, they were seen, but not not how they were like seen before. So you know what I mean. Right. And it's like, right, super, yeah, this film's gonna piss me off.

SPEAKER_05

Oh, yeah, don't worry about it.

SPEAKER_03

It pissed me off so much.

SPEAKER_05

The whole thing. You're like, what?

SPEAKER_03

Yeah. Hereditary is another one. Hereditary to me, I was just like, I I like I always f sound like a fucking film snob when I say these things, but it's like, oh, I've seen uh good weird horror films. Um you guys clearly haven't because you think hereditary is good.

SPEAKER_07

Right. Yeah, yeah, yeah, exactly. And it starts out so good, and then it's like, oh, we don't know what to do with it, so let's do this lame ending that I've seen a million times that doesn't really fit with anything. Yeah.

SPEAKER_03

And it's just like alright, cool. Like, and everyone's like, oh, it's so good though. Like, go watch fucking anything else. Like, yeah, because there's so many better films out there that are doing everything weird and wonderful, and you just you've never seen it, so you think it's how I feel about Tarantino. It's that, like, if you haven't got the time, by all means go watch a Tarantino film. If you do have the time, go watch Black PlayStation films.

SPEAKER_07

Oh my god, I'm so on the same page as you. Like, it's I've never heard a guy put down Tarantino. I'm impressed. All guys love Tarantino.

SPEAKER_03

Tarantino and Nolan can go fuck off, alright? I'll put it that way. They're not my guys.

SPEAKER_07

Except for Memento, except for Memento.

SPEAKER_03

Oh, Memento and Insomnia and that's it. But yeah. Yeah. When his brother was writing for him, he was okay. But Taranto was a genius, yeah. But but Tarantino, he can fuck off. It really annoys me. But um And you were a heretic fan?

SPEAKER_07

You were a heretic fan, though?

SPEAKER_03

I really enjoy seeing Hugh Grant being a scumbag.

SPEAKER_07

Bad.

SPEAKER_03

Yeah. Like he was so good.

SPEAKER_07

He should have been nominated for something for that.

SPEAKER_03

Should have gotten it.

SPEAKER_07

I think he was nominated, wasn't he?

SPEAKER_03

Yeah. No, I don't think he was.

SPEAKER_07

I don't think he was. But I feel like every like people just didn't either they didn't get it or they didn't. It didn't get the love that I felt like it should get.

SPEAKER_03

Um did it not get the love because it showed a woman overpowering a man.

SPEAKER_08

Perhaps. Or it dealt with religion. I think it was the religious aspect. I think people didn't want to touch it. It's so good.

SPEAKER_03

Over here surprising? Over here, it's not such a big deal. Like if the thing's religious, we don't really care. You know what I mean? Yeah. But in the States it is so divisive, and you're just like, oh my god, like you're only offended because it's the one that you've decided to believe in. Like other people don't give a fuck. Like, just let it be.

SPEAKER_07

It was so smart. It had so many smart things in it. I just loved it. I just so shocked by it.

SPEAKER_03

Yeah, I was shocked by it. I was enjoying it. Like the weird, like um sort of creepy old lady downstairs.

SPEAKER_05

I was like, that's got me.

SPEAKER_03

That's got me good. Yeah. Like, I like that. But yeah, I I I like that.

SPEAKER_07

And the candle, like, I didn't I mean, I guess it's a spoiler, but I didn't realize.

SPEAKER_08

Oh, I did the whole time. I knew it right when it was there. I was like, I did it! I was like, Oh no!

SPEAKER_01

Get out, get out there, there's no one baking pies. I know, yeah, oh god.

SPEAKER_03

Love it. But that's the thing, like, there's loads of little bits in it that are just like, yes, yes, this is good. This is good. So yeah, well done. Good choices. Good choices.

SPEAKER_08

And okay, now mine is gonna be a bit of a debate, I think, which I'm listening. Again, I'm gonna preface this with I'm not a hundred percent right on this, but this is from my core perspective of a flawed film that gets a lot of praise. So there's there's there's the one side, like cinematically, I think it's great. I think it was shot well, I think it's gorgeous. Wait, tell me. I think it's cool looking substance.

SPEAKER_07

She's talking about substance.

SPEAKER_08

The substance is my controversial film. I fucking hated it. And I really wanted to like it. I really wanted to like it. But for me, it contradicts itself at its core. It is supposed to be a film about female bodies and the shit that is put on a female in terms of like body image and all this stuff. But it's casting a woman who has massive body issues, you're not helping your situation. And I feel like it goes absolutely against that in a lot of ways in the movie. And the other part that drives me crazy about it is logically, listen, I like surrealism. Great, I get it. I will, you can, I can go out and I can believe a lot of things. I can suspend my disbelief. But there's parts of this film from the very, very beginning that was convenient writing. And that starts with when she's at the beginning and she's this walk of fame, very famous Jane Fonda workout, and she doesn't have a dressing room, she has to go in the public bathroom, and it's convenient so that that guy walks in there, the executive, and talks and she overhears it. That to me was strike one. Strike two is when um I forget what's the girl's name that Quayley. Um it's Elizabeth Sparkle and then it's Sue. Okay, so when Sue moves into Sparkle's apartment, yeah. She doesn't have an ID. She doesn't have she's making all this money and doing all this stuff. Yes, there's no reference to like how this is happening. And so it constantly I was like, how is what how does she security number? She has no identity. Also, in the beginning, there's a maid that comes all the time behind Demi Moore, very deliberate, putting about this maid never shows up again. The other part is destruction of the bathroom to create this secret fucking compartment in an apartment, but like give me a break. Like all of that just drove me crazy, and I couldn't get into the fun of the story because it just there was nothing that made sense to me.

SPEAKER_03

Yes, like drive me crazy. I I I do that you've hit very valid points. Like, I will disagree and say I enjoyed it. I didn't dislike it for those points, but they are completely valid. Like the the the breaking of the wall one, like I've worked construction, and I was just like, Really? You're gonna you're gonna you're gonna demo that wall, are you? And you're gonna have that much of a cavity space behind it. No, thank you. And none of your neighbours are gonna complain.

SPEAKER_08

Like And retile it perfectly.

SPEAKER_03

And retile it perfectly. Oh, I'm sorry, I didn't realise you had loads of time being a fucking tiler. Like, Jesus Christ, where's your float? Why do you have a float ready to go to grout? Get out of here, man. So that that yeah yeah, yeah, that annoyed me. Um and the social security thing really annoyed me. I was like, right, she doesn't have any ID, she has nothing to say that she is who she is. So they're apparently she's gonna get paid, but into the same account. Like w what?

SPEAKER_11

Right, like and no one's questioning.

SPEAKER_03

HR's not gonna be like, oh, we're still paying Sparkle. No, no, no, this is Sue.

SPEAKER_11

Right, right.

SPEAKER_03

She lives in the same address, she's got the same social, she's got like unless there's a fraud going on, we're paying the same woman.

SPEAKER_11

Right.

SPEAKER_03

And yeah.

SPEAKER_11

Yeah, it was just like address it.

SPEAKER_03

When it comes into that whole thing of like the body positivity and all that kind of stuff like Demi Moore looked great at the beginning, like but they didn't need to make her look uh shitter and shitter artificially, and I'm not saying like they should have just let her go oh natural, 'cause that's hideous enough. That's not what I'm saying at all. Like it's you're trying to show that uh she her body deteriorates when it's like, yeah, but what we should be saying is that it deteriorates and it gets to a perfectly normal sixty-year-old woman's body who's in immaculate like condition anyway but that's not good enough. Even if you look like Demi Moore in your sixties, that's not good enough. But instead they made her look like a haggard old witch, and it's like but that's not what we're saying. That's not like if she was if she looked like that, she wouldn't have been given those jobs anymore. That's true. But she's not. She looks like you're right. A very good looking woman. And like obviously Margaret Quayley is uh she's a great actor, I think she's one of the things.

SPEAKER_07

Actress, I love her work, yeah.

SPEAKER_03

But they put fake tits on her for this film, and I'm like, that's what I'm talking about. That's going against the stuff.

SPEAKER_08

It's that stuff that drives me nuts. It's like you're feeding into what you're saying this film is against, but you're doing it. Like you're creating this world that is through the male lens and this like googly oogling googling about female body, but you're doing it. Mm-hmm.

SPEAKER_03

100%.

SPEAKER_08

That was my problem. Yeah. So I agree with you.

SPEAKER_03

I agree. I still enjoy it. I do like that film a lot.

SPEAKER_07

Yeah, the only thing I would say is I appreciated it because it was she the director has a completely authentic, you unique voice, and and like what she did I haven't seen before in terms of like so. I appreciate her bringing I appreciate that she's not like some freaking copying everybody, that she's kind of like marching toward a drum. So I appreciate that. I I agree with you. I agree with you on it. Yeah.

SPEAKER_03

It's the same way I feel about like um Ryan Kugler winning best original script for Sinners when it's like, I'm sorry, we've all we've all seen from Dust Till Dawn.

SPEAKER_08

I love Sinners.

SPEAKER_03

But we've all seen From Dust Till Dawn.

SPEAKER_08

It is from Dust Till Dawn! It's the same fucking idea. Which is great, but like, yeah, like But that's not- I love Sinners.

SPEAKER_03

So But it's not But it's not an original idea. But if by him winning the Oscar means loads of other people of colour will be able to like tell their unique stories, then I have no issue with him winning because it's like, well, it's opened the gates for a much like more diverse realm of filmmaking, and it's the same way I feel with the filmmakers behind Substance. It's like Yes, you there are flaws and there are things I don't like, but you've done something unique and new for a mass audience. So I'll forgive these things if it means we can get more stuff like this. We haven't yet got more stuff like this.

SPEAKER_08

That's fine, but yeah, so that's that's the struggle for me too is like I appreciate it, I want that kind of stuff.

SPEAKER_03

It was just I wish that it could be practice what you preach, yeah.

SPEAKER_08

It could have been done better, it could have been done more effectively, and the script could have been fixed. Like those little fixed. Yeah, there was yeah, yeah, just stuff in there. Oh, that would be so easy to fix. Yeah, it's a script of convenience to get you to the next plot point, which was annoying. But yes, bring that kind of film on. I loved that it was like a body horror film that made such a splash and award-winning and all that stuff. Loved it.

SPEAKER_03

And female led. Female led without being pandered to. It was just like, no, no, no, here it is. Here's some great writing. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, I didn't like the last when it lost the when it shit the bed at the end where Mark Quayley's like. Yeah, I didn't like the end.

SPEAKER_07

Oh, yeah, the end.

SPEAKER_03

Yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_07

No, no, I didn't like the end either.

SPEAKER_03

But again, I took it. I was like, I'll take that.

SPEAKER_11

Which is ridiculous.

SPEAKER_03

It was ridiculous.

SPEAKER_07

At least I wasn't bored. And I didn't like Dennis Quaid. I I normally loved Dennis Quaid, but I hated him in it. I know they were they were trying to they were trying to make like a surreal kind of over-the-top character. I just felt like none of it was grounded in truth, and I was like, I don't know at all.

SPEAKER_08

Yeah. Just smarmy. Smarmy for Smarmy's sake.

SPEAKER_04

Yes.

SPEAKER_08

You know, he wasn't Smarmy because he was trying so hard to be smarmy.

SPEAKER_07

That's how I felt. I'm like Right. It was a character. Yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_03

He wasn't like the self-awareness of him like eating the shrimp cocktail wasn't transferred into the rest of it. It's yeah.

SPEAKER_05

Yeah.

SPEAKER_03

Yeah.

SPEAKER_05

Yeah.

SPEAKER_03

Well, you've ruined it for me now. I hate it.

SPEAKER_10

Ew.

SPEAKER_03

No, it's it's fine. I'll I'll watch it again. I'll watch it again. Um so what have you been watching recently, the pariah?

SPEAKER_07

Well, I a couple things. First of all, I'm all about true crime and cult documentaries. I don't know, I love true crime and cult documentaries. So I watched just watch Bring Me the Beauties, which was awesome. And there's a Robin Bird documentary out. I didn't know who she was. She's fascinating. But the best movie I saw this year, which I think is an absolutely flawless movie, flawless script, is Pillion. Have you seen it?

SPEAKER_03

Oh, I haven't seen it, but I I know what it is.

SPEAKER_07

I had to look up, I'm like, who made this movie? Who wrote this script? And it turned out it was a guy who won, I think the the British Oscar for Best Short. The directing is genius, the casting is genius, the script is genius, and it's fun. It's a movie about BDSM gay guys that has heart and is really like there's a lot of sadness in it, but it's also fun. Like you laugh, like you don't feel sorry for the main guy. Like, well, also it's Skarsgard, so he's gorgeous to watch. And you're seeing him play a completely unique character, and they put him with a guy who's not attractive at all, I don't think. But becomes attractive because he's so like interesting. It's just I I thought it was flawless. It's been a long time since I saw a movie that I got so excited about where I was like, I would change nothing. I would not change one word in that script. It was so like every beat was needed, there was nothing extra, there was no shortcuts. I just thought it was fantastic. So there. See it.

SPEAKER_03

I think I met this guy.

SPEAKER_07

The guy who plays the lead in it?

SPEAKER_03

Because he no, the director, uh Harry Lighton.

SPEAKER_07

Oh, so good.

SPEAKER_03

He was up, he did a film, a a short film in 2017 for the London Film BFI London Film Festival. Shorts.

SPEAKER_07

Yeah, he's I think he's only done short films. And what also was interesting is the the gay guy um in it that his parents, like you don't really see that many movies where the parents are super supportive of him being gay. So it wasn't a poor me story. Yes. It was not a poor me story, which I appreciated.

SPEAKER_03

Because I don't usually see that with movies with Dudley Dursley, whatever from Harry Potter.

SPEAKER_07

It's Dudley Dursley from Harry Potter. Oh, I never knew I didn't know who he was. I'm like, who is this guy? He's fantastic. Yeah, he's Scarsgard.

SPEAKER_11

Amazing.

SPEAKER_03

He should be so lucky.

SPEAKER_07

Yeah. Anyway, yeah, I love that. I saw that like maybe about two or three weeks ago, and I'm like, this is a perfect movie. To me, that was a perfect movie.

SPEAKER_03

Sick. I'll track it down. I'll try and find it.

SPEAKER_08

Speaking of perfect, I just watched all every episode of Love Island. No, Shada, no! Credibility and such good research. Oh my god, it's such good research for location. One year old. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yes, no, just the language alone that you learn that things are saying. And I'm like, why are they saying like I don't fuck with you? That's a good that's a good thing or a bad thing. Is it a good thing or a bad thing? Yeah, fuck with someone is a good thing. Yeah, really? Fuck with someone, it's a good thing. If you don't like them, yeah, then you're like, no. I would think it would be the opposite. I know. I'd say, don't fuck with me. I know. It's not our generation. They if if they fuck with you, they like you, whatever. Then they're you're like, you're in. Um, I also have on the airplane back from Italy, I watched the entire second season of House of the Dragon.

SPEAKER_03

Okay.

SPEAKER_08

Which I wouldn't have done if I was at home.

SPEAKER_03

No, you needed a long flight from that.

SPEAKER_08

I needed a long flight to just watch the whole thing. And then um a show that I think is absolutely amazing called Widow's Bay on Apple. Oh my gosh, it's so fun.

SPEAKER_03

Yeah, so buddy of mine told me about this.

SPEAKER_08

Yes. So it's like if you watched Midnight Mass, the um Oh, I loved Midnight Mass. Okay, so whoever watched this person who created Widows Bay clearly watched Midnight Mass and was like, okay, I want to do like a dark comedy version of this, but set on an island full of like sea lore, like sea legends. Oh my god, it's so funny. It's funny. Do you think I would like it? Yes, you would love it. Okay. It's very dark and twisty.

SPEAKER_03

I saw like there's a dance scene in like the fourth episode, and there's like, you know, blink and you'll miss it moments that are like keep an eye out for that. And I was like, ooh, well done. Well done.

SPEAKER_08

Yes. It's so it's great. It's not a flanagan joint, is it? No, it's not a flanagan movie. No, it's um, I think it's a female, I think a female writer creator of this. But clearly, like, when you watch it, you're like, oh yeah, this this person was a fan of Midnight Mass for sure. And I can't. Well then I have to see it because when that was one of my favorites. I love Midnight Mass, yeah.

SPEAKER_03

Midnight Mass was really good, apart from, and it's my thing with all of Flanagan's things, is when he all of a sudden he's just like, now my characters are gonna monologue at each other. And you're just like, Oh yeah. Come on, guy.

SPEAKER_04

They cut it out. I was on the rock. The whole time I was like, gotta get the info out.

SPEAKER_03

Dump that info, dump the info, dump, go, go, go, go.

SPEAKER_08

Yeah, dump, dump, and then die. Dump and die. That's what I call it, dump and die. Like, you know, when someone gives their final thing, you're like, they're about to die. They just told their whole thing, and there's nowhere to go.

SPEAKER_07

But the monologues are so good. Yeah. That's true. You have to give you even if you don't the writing and the acting of those monologues.

SPEAKER_03

Definitely the acting. The acting's are all is always like uh a good one. I watched Howl, not Howl, Hush recently, which I think is one of his first ones.

SPEAKER_07

Where it I've seen Hush.

SPEAKER_03

It's his I can't remember who's the actor that plays his the actor that plays his wife. Who's his wife who is the actor? She is playing.

SPEAKER_00

Oh, she's the deaf girl. Yes.

SPEAKER_08

Kate Kate Siegel. Kate Siegel. Kate Siegel. Oh yeah, that's uh because it reminds me of the Katie Sagal.

SPEAKER_03

Seagull, that's it.

SPEAKER_08

Yeah.

SPEAKER_03

Who is wonderful. I love her. But um, yeah, she's playing uh a deaf woman.

SPEAKER_07

Yeah.

SPEAKER_03

And there is someone trying to break into her house.

SPEAKER_07

I wasn't that crazy about it.

SPEAKER_03

It was alright. I didn't mind it. Um monologue. So that was good.

SPEAKER_10

That's good.

SPEAKER_03

That was it. That's all I had to add to uh the Mike Hannigan chat. Um So do you only consume films on flights or do you watch films at home?

SPEAKER_08

I watch films at so I have a nine-year-old, so we tend to watch what he wants to watch when the TV comes on. Um I d I try, but I need to be better at watching more things. Like I still need to see obsession. We're gonna I'm gonna take my nine-year-old to see the Odyssey because we love Greek mythology and the whole Odyssey story. I'm a little wary about taking a 10-year-old, you know, to see that, but um what it'll be fine. It'll be fine. It'll be fine. It'll be fine.

SPEAKER_03

Um his films aren't like they're not like grotesque, if you know what I mean. Like I feel like they're more exactly. Exactly. There's no, yeah. Yeah.

SPEAKER_08

They're historic, yeah, stuff. And there's no there's no sex or nudity in it. But we tend to. I mean, if you want to talk about seeing, like, you know, the Mario Brothers movie or the Mandalorian and Grey Goo, Grogu, or you know, those kinds of films, I could talk to you all day about that. Oh my god, tends to be what I go to the theater to see.

SPEAKER_03

Did you see Turning Red?

SPEAKER_08

Oh my god. Yes, love Turning Red.

SPEAKER_03

That was good. I really like that one.

SPEAKER_08

That one's great.

SPEAKER_03

I don't watch many kids' films because I just don't have um I don't have kids in my life. I have a niece, but she lives up in Scotland, so we're just not like physically whatever. So I don't know about like kids' films that come out.

SPEAKER_08

Yeah.

SPEAKER_03

So I'm not opposed to kids' films. Me neither. I love a kids' film, but I just I like someone will be like, Toy Story 5's coming out, and I'm like, There was a fourth.

SPEAKER_08

Great. Yeah, yeah. I'm not a big Toy Story fan. We didn't go see Toy Story, but um, I do like a good animated film. When it's done well, it's like the it gets you right in the feelers.

SPEAKER_02

Yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_08

And you're like, like Wild Robot really got me, and I had read the book. Um I really like six.

SPEAKER_03

That was good fun.

SPEAKER_08

That one's a good one.

SPEAKER_03

Yeah.

SPEAKER_08

Um, what did we see that made me cry? Gotta train your dragon. Oh, I like those.

SPEAKER_10

I love those.

SPEAKER_08

That's the only that's the only I'm not a Big animated film, but I did like Mitchell. I really like Mitchell. If you haven't seen Mitchells versus the Machines, that's a really good one. It's super like creatively, it felt very fresh.

SPEAKER_03

Mitchell's versus the machines.

SPEAKER_08

And has a good like family drama in it.

SPEAKER_03

Okay. Give that a go.

SPEAKER_08

Of like teenager trying to break free, but like not allowed to, and you know, like, but she's super smart and like tech savvy, but her dad wants her to go here, and she's like really good on she wants to make movies, and he doesn't want her to, and like it's and she saves the day by making a video of something. You know what I mean?

SPEAKER_03

Like, oh K-pop demon hunters as well. That was fun.

SPEAKER_08

That one was fun.

SPEAKER_03

Yes. I used to have a big uh silly white truck, which how else is everyone meant to know I'm insecure about my penis? So I had this big truck, but I would also like blast K-pop demon hunters. So people would see this big truck and they'd be like, oh yeah. And then I'd be like, my little soda pub. And I'd love it.

SPEAKER_08

So everyone was that for Halloween. Yeah.

SPEAKER_03

Oh, I don't blame them.

SPEAKER_08

I haven't seen a massive Halloween. It's fun.

SPEAKER_03

I would say that one's fun what watching. Definitely with that one. Like out of all the films that you haven't seen that we've mentioned on this, like, I would say that's probably the the one that I'd be like, oh, go see that. Like, go track that down. It's on Netflix. That's fun. Um I would say ignore weapons though.

SPEAKER_07

Yeah. Yeah, I've been pushing it to the back of my don't do it. It's not working. Even though I'm like, I need to get on a spanwagon and see this film. Everybody's seen it but me.

SPEAKER_08

I can just tell you what happens in about five seconds, and then you'll be like, oh, really?

SPEAKER_03

Yeah, nothing.

SPEAKER_08

Well, I know I'm gonna be annoyed because I was like, And there's no real like there's no real why or like or there's there's there's no real uh meat on the bone of the why.

SPEAKER_03

It's candy flush.

SPEAKER_04

No, it's just it's just so how did it win all these awards?

SPEAKER_03

Because people uh don't know films. I don't know.

SPEAKER_08

Films because she created a great character and it was like the underdog story about the actress who's done bunch but get finally gets a cool role and like I think she's ridiculous. I don't think it's that great.

SPEAKER_03

The character's not that good. And she did No She did a great role in Gone Baby Gone. Like, we what we all can pretend that we didn't know who Amy was before this. Like, come on. Yeah, I know everyone's been smashing it out the park for 20 years ago.

SPEAKER_08

They love those, they love those stories of the you know, the the the actress supporting actress who finally gets like and then we all just grab onto it and be it for Halloween.

SPEAKER_03

I feel like the when Parasite came out, I was a similar thing because I was I hated Parasite.

SPEAKER_07

Oh my god, right? You were the only person that didn't like it. I mean Paris. Oh, really? I thought I was the only one because everybody gave me such a hard time, and I'm like once again I appreciated it, but those characters, I just was like, no. And I love a character that you don't like, but you gotta kinda you like them for not liking them, and I just thought they were all just fuck, I don't want to hang out with these people at all.

SPEAKER_03

Like, I really like South Korean cinema. Like, I think it's one of my favorite like world cinemas. So when everyone was like, Oh, you should go see Parasite, I'm like, oh, you should watch Memories of Murder. Like, it's a better film. I was like, or you should just Memories of Murder is that's the top of the list. It's like, or go watch Host, or just like any other Bong June.

SPEAKER_07

I just got that at the DVD store. I haven't seen it. I just got host because I was like, oh, it's Korean, I want to see it.

SPEAKER_03

So good. Or like The Handmaiden. I'm glad. Like The Handmaiden. I can watch The Handmaiden like all the time. It's such a beautiful film.

SPEAKER_07

It's like that was the other one, Memories of Memories of Murder.

SPEAKER_03

Memories of toast.

SPEAKER_04

Did you see Memories of Toast? I was like, oh, that was this morning.

SPEAKER_03

I mean, I remember toast. I remember all the good slices or the bad slices, but I remember every slice.

SPEAKER_11

Memories of toast.

SPEAKER_03

Jeez. You are hungry.

SPEAKER_11

Somebody needs to go eat lunch.

SPEAKER_06

That's what they're called.

SPEAKER_08

That's that's her memoir.

SPEAKER_03

Yeah, memories of toast.

SPEAKER_08

Lorissa's memoir will be called Memories of Toast. I don't even eat toast.

SPEAKER_03

You don't even eat toast.

SPEAKER_08

No, eggs for breakfast.

SPEAKER_07

You're not even living.

SPEAKER_03

What do you mean you don't eat toast?

SPEAKER_06

I never eat toast. I could have buttered toast. I can eat butter toast for the rest of my life. Yeah. Yeah.

SPEAKER_03

Just buttered toast. That's all I need.

SPEAKER_07

Oh my god.

SPEAKER_03

Crazy. Oh my god.

SPEAKER_07

Wow, I'm glad some other people didn't like parasite because I got really lectured about not liking parasite. I was actually going to put that on my list and I was like, no, I don't want to go there.

SPEAKER_06

People are going to think that I'm ignorant because I didn't like parasite.

SPEAKER_03

Should have gone there. Always go there.

SPEAKER_06

I love it. I love it. I love it.

SPEAKER_03

There have been some great choices. Um is there any is there anything you want to shout out? Any work you want to like promote? Anything you want to say, you know, go watch, go find, go listen to.

SPEAKER_07

Go see our short lunch ladies, please. There we go.

SPEAKER_03

It's on Ulta, so I'll put the link um in the in the description to make sure everyone goes to it. So yeah.

SPEAKER_07

We also did a um a documentary, a short nine-minute documentary with our friend Kent called Butts, but it's not out yet. But if you see it at a festival, yeah.

SPEAKER_08

And go check out our website, rebelminks.com, and um there'll be links there, and you can see some of our hopeful upcoming projects that that we're trying to get made.

SPEAKER_07

Oh, and Shayna's husband has a new song out, and Shana wrote the video. So Oh nice. Yes, yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_08

Yeah, so if you go to YouTube, go to YouTube.

SPEAKER_03

Do a shout out for your husband's, you know, little band he has over there.

SPEAKER_08

Yeah, this is a shout-out to the callings' new song, Dust. And I wrote the music video treatment, and that is on YouTube. And uh yeah, go check it out. It's um it's such a great cinematic anthemic song. So if you like big movies, you'll like that song too.

SPEAKER_07

Uh from New Um Full Moon.

SPEAKER_08

Oh yeah. Um, and look out for this fall for full moon features. Clarissa and I wrote The Lost Girls Private Diary, which is filming in September or October in Italy, and uh will be out soon after that.

SPEAKER_06

That's exciting. Yeah. That is that will be that'll be cool.

SPEAKER_04

Just felt like we just bragged about ourselves, but uh I know.

SPEAKER_03

No, I this is the this is the time. It was invited bragging. It was like brag about yourself for a good 30 seconds, enjoy yourself, you know what I mean? It's all good.

SPEAKER_05

Love it.

SPEAKER_03

Well, thank you very much for coming on. It's been great talking to you both.

SPEAKER_05

Um really fun, yeah.

SPEAKER_03

Like, I I I think it's interesting that, well, it's no surprise you guys write together because you do have sort of similar threads throughout your life without like without expressly like crossing over. They still deal in the same worlds of sort of like escape and then you know, um being able to do whatever it is you want to do without someone telling you what to. So it's very interesting to see that. It's been lovely to speak to you both.

SPEAKER_04

Yeah. Yeah. So fun.

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