Leave It At The Table
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Leave It At The Table
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One of those random Thursday night YAP sessions
Hey everybody, it's Drew and you're listening to Leave It at the Table, hosted by myself, Kyle, and Danielle. This is the show where nothing's off limits and everything's on the table. We go live every Thursday night on YouTube and Facebook. But if you missed it, this audio version's here so you can catch up anytime. We hope you enjoy, and if you do, please give us a five-star review. Now let's get into it.
SPEAKER_05Oh my. Oh, there we go. Hello, beautiful people. It is a uh gorgeous, gorgeous Thursday night. This is Leave It at the Table. I'm Kyle Wright. He's Drew Gorman. She's Danielle Gillary. And um, well, tonight's episode is just gonna be talking about the construction on Back Beach Road or the lack thereof, depending on who you ask. I um we had a conversation about it this morning. And so on my way to work, which is around 7 in the morning, so maybe you know, 7.45. I feel like that's when I was always at work as a construction worker. Like I was like I was 6:30 to 3. Maybe they're 9 to 5, I don't know. But I know that um from highway 79 all the way to R. Jackson, traffic cone mania. Oh yeah. And I saw about two people out working today. No rain, beautiful weather. Lit living out there ain't a soul in sight. There's never anybody working. No. Which, if we don't have that many people, that's fine. Like, let's just work on maybe a I don't know, a tenth of a mile at a time, maybe.
SPEAKER_03And it's it's it's not any better during the night. Like, they're not working at night. They have been. It was like that over winter where they work at night, and I'm like, that's the time you want to be like home during winter. Like right now is the time you want to be working at night, but I don't unless they go out at like midnight and they work from 12 to 3.
SPEAKER_05Yeah. Maybe that maybe that's it. Maybe that's it. Hey, if you're watching, uh, hit the share button. If you're watching on Facebook, hit the share button. If you're watching on YouTube, copy the link, send it to a few friends. Um, I see that we already have a comment. It came up blue and I can't read it, so is that my wife?
SPEAKER_07Shelby.
SPEAKER_05It's Shelby. Hi, Shelby. Thank you for watching. Shelby, send it to some people, send it to some friends. I just uh reminded her earlier that we're supposed to work on something together for for us. So how was your week, buddy? You look a little a little bit more or a little bit less gloomy.
SPEAKER_03Well, I'm I'm I'm getting to uh without going into too much detail, I'm getting to uh it's it's training me in the uh there's a specific job that I've done over the past couple of weeks. Um I go there, we're being told uh the ladies in the office are being told um the job is ready, everything's good to go, bring everybody. I'm here too.
SPEAKER_05Hi, my hi babe.
SPEAKER_03Um that ever the job is ready to go, everything's ready, come and put up the shades. I get there and only half of it's ready. Like I go there with like 20 shades and I can only put up five to ten. And it's just getting to a point where it's it's frustrating the ladies in the office because there's so much stuff to do, and they're being told, hey, you're ready to go, sign us up, put us on the schedule, da-da-da. We're gonna come out and do it. But then by the time that I get out there, I'm telling them a totally different story. Like, I'm literally showing them pick I and I'm taking pictures of like, hey, this is why I'm not installing. They haven't even painted this wall. Why am I gonna install a shade when they haven't painted the wall? So uh it's it that job is uh in particular, is uh is training me, and uh uh I have a hard time telling people no. And um uh a wise person once told me uh you can't fill everyone's cup from an empty cup. So uh it's that job is telling me that it's it's slowly teaching me that hey, some things are out of my control, and and I can't please everyone, and to the point where I I'm coming to terms in my head as well as my body, and it's it's it's definitely getting easier to tell people no, to to to just go, I'm not doing this, I'm not hanging the shade. Like there's no reason I should be here right now.
SPEAKER_05No, yeah, no, uh it's uh it's hard to tell people no, especially as a people pleaser.
SPEAKER_03Yeah, and it's it's it's definitely uh that job has uh started reaping its benefits into other jobs to where I've been able to uh a couple things have arised and uh have arose in uh different jobs that I couldn't I couldn't accomplish. Whether it was something broken or something like that, or arrived broken, I just kind of went, I was like, hey, sorry, it it it came in, it came in damaged. I like like I had a shutter the other day, came in damaged. Old me would have been like, okay, well, I couldn't I can fix it like this, and I can do that, and I can do that, and it would have taken me like an hour to try and fix it. To try and fix it, not even not even guarantee that it would work. I kind of looked at it and I went, no, we're gonna get a new one. It came in damaged. There's damage on the box. I documented the damage on the box, damage on the shutter, sent it to the office. I said, Hey, I need a new shutter. Nope. Went in, went in, told the told the client, I said, Hey, sorry. Your box was uh the shutter's damaged, we're gonna have to get you a new one.
SPEAKER_05And they were like, Oh, okay, thank you. Most people are uh most people, not everybody, all right. Not everybody's like this, but most people are pretty good when you're just honest with them from the beginning of everything. Danny, how have you been? How has your week been since last Thursday night?
SPEAKER_07Uh my week hasn't been bad. Um work has been weird, that's for sure, in regards to popularity Monday, insanely busy. And I mean, we went on a literal seven plus hour wait.
SPEAKER_05That's insane. Oh my gosh. How do you oh sorry to cut you off? How do you how do you judge the weight at top golf? Because somebody could just add an hour at any point, right? That is a good idea.
SPEAKER_07Well, typically when we go on a wait, we don't let anyone extend.
SPEAKER_05Okay, okay.
SPEAKER_07Um, just so we can get off of it. But everything is populated um through Pi, which which is our reservation system. So it's basically a computer just doing everything, like plotting reservations where they fit and everything like that. And when you looked at it, it was just straight up all purple. All reservations, and I was just like, this is absolutely insane. And then you go into Tuesday, and I mean the day is dragging by because it's so incredibly slow. Like, I got a lot of stuff done.
SPEAKER_05So Tuesdays are the days to get out to Topgolf. It's like half price on Tuesdays too, right?
SPEAKER_07Monday through Thursdays half price. It used to be just Tuesdays, now it's Monday through Thursdays. But Monday through Friday, you can go from noon or from nine till noon and do $15 unlimited play per person.
SPEAKER_03And Sundays are $40.
SPEAKER_07$40 an hour all day.
SPEAKER_05And that's I that that's a damn good deal. Yeah. It really is. Top golf is top golf's fun.
SPEAKER_03Um, no matter how many people I go with, I always seem to go home like, okay, yeah, I just played 18. My arms are tired. I'm good.
SPEAKER_05Because you want to get up there and show off. Well, no, it's it's I do it. I just get up there and start hitting cranks.
SPEAKER_03Well, I try, I've started recently since my birthday. I've started to try and like actually go and use it as practice per se. Um getting old, man.
SPEAKER_05We got to develop a golf game.
SPEAKER_03Yeah, cuz because I used to walk up there and go, oh, let me get the driver, I'm gonna hit the back wall. But I know that's not me. And I can hit my on the course, I can hit my driver. Oh. Hey, can I get three of those cheesy roll-ups, please? Um, I I walk up with irons now, and be and I just want to be able to practice hitting irons. Because I know I can hit my driver.
SPEAKER_05You ever seen somebody lose a golf ball on an indoor simulator? Like if you go. Like an imaginary golf ball? Like if you go no, no, hold on. Because you hit a real golf ball into the screen. So I know we're gonna go golfing eventually, and you're gonna see us lose quite a bit of golf balls.
SPEAKER_07It's it's you know, we're we're amateur, like, right? And we're not gonna tie mine to a string.
SPEAKER_05That's a good that's a good one. I'm gonna bring my fish and pole. Like the dad with the baseballs. But um, when when I worked at the golf shop, um the the owner would let us go in and play on the simulator after hours if we wanted to. It was an indoor simulator, it was awesome. Um and this guy lost a golf ball there. Like you hit a real golf ball into the screen. This guy lost a golf ball on an indoor simulator. We have no idea to this day. I don't know if they ever found it. I never found it.
SPEAKER_03I if I go to a simulator, I can't hit a driver. I've gone to Birdier, I've gone to the one uh in Laketown Wharf. Um I've never played there. I've gone to it's nice, but make sure you reserve it on the front end because there's only two. Okay. Um, but the rest of the place is really cool. Like they've got a they've got a place uh for darts in the back.
SPEAKER_05I've played, I've been to 810, but I haven't done a golf simulator, I should say.
SPEAKER_03Okay. The darts is really cool in the back because it's on the back wall and it's a projector. Really cool. Um but uh I've every simulator that I've ever been to, I can't hit a driver. For whatever reason, it just I can't hit one on the regular course either.
SPEAKER_05Anyway, Monday, Tuesday, up and down. Continue on your week. Wednesday. That just went off on a total tangent.
SPEAKER_07I know. Yesterday, you know, it was kind of steady, not too busy. Sorry, popular. Oh my god. Yeah. We don't say busy at top golf, okay? We say popular. I don't want to be popular.
SPEAKER_01Popular.
SPEAKER_07Well, busy just sounds like you just don't have time for anyone, you know. I'm too busy.
SPEAKER_05Well, I don't. I I think it sounds worse to say I'm too popular.
SPEAKER_07We're a little popular right now.
SPEAKER_03Where's my where's my polo and my uh sperry shoes with the tall Nike socks? You just give them the old smirky look.
SPEAKER_05Like, can we get a bay and just the mean girl's look?
SPEAKER_06Don't you know we're popular right now? Don't you know we're popular? We poppin'. Okay.
SPEAKER_05Are you popular?
SPEAKER_06You gotta wait. My lip gloss be poppin'.
SPEAKER_03Oh man.
SPEAKER_05Didn't like that.
SPEAKER_07You didn't didn't like that.
SPEAKER_03I loved it. Why do you think I said it?
SPEAKER_05Come on, man. That's fine. Okay. You're just living your life, man. You're just you're just being Drew, and I can't suppress that. I gotta, I gotta get back to being me. I would love to see that. I would love to see that.
SPEAKER_03Past month or so has been rough.
SPEAKER_05I am uh also, you know, kind of coming back into that zone, so I get it. Okay.
SPEAKER_03It's feeling good getting back to being me. Because it and along with what I was uh what I was talking about earlier about the job, it's it's taught me it's also taught me a lot about I don't have to have everyone like me. So at the end of the day, like I I I don't look at everybody now and say, I want you to like me, so I'm not changing myself for different people.
SPEAKER_05And I wish you would work that hard to make me like you again.
SPEAKER_03And so there there are different there there have been different times that that I've gone that I've gone to like I've been at a job site and I had a certain type of music playing.
SPEAKER_05What's a certain type to you? Is this racism?
SPEAKER_03No, no, like because I've I've I play where we were going there, didn't know. I play rap, I play country, I play folk, I play uh just my chill music has a couple rock things on it, but uh some Mumford and Sons and whatnot. But uh I I was playing folk one day. I was playing my folk playlist, has Turnpike Troubadours, Tyler Childers, Zach Top, like stuff like that. I love Zack Top. And um I was playing that, and then and then this guy walks in to uh work on something else uh in the in the unit, and I walked over to my phone to like turn it to like change the music because I was like, oh, he doesn't want to listen to this. And then I stopped myself and I was like, I was here first. What does he care? What what do I care about what he thinks about what music I'm playing? I'm gonna just play my music, go on about my business, and keep rolling. Like it doesn't matter. Sometimes I'll just turn on Bob Marley, just listen to just straight play vibes. But it's just like at the point, I'm getting to the point where I don't care what people think about me. And it is what it is. If you don't like me, whatever.
SPEAKER_05I got a child dancing in the door over here. Oh, yep, there we there we go. Should have turned the camera on him licking the window. That's crazy. Just dropping his $60 controller switch on the or switch controller on the ground.
SPEAKER_03Rock hell, did I get my my cheesy roll-ups?
SPEAKER_05Five cheese roll-ups, by the way. This kid's seven years old. I'm gonna get three of them. Does he eat all of them? He eats all five of them.
SPEAKER_07Does he poop the next morning?
SPEAKER_05I don't know. I'm I remember fascinating. You gotta be blocked up with all that cheese. Usually he goes to school the next day, so R.I.P. Patronus is plumbing. I had a uh very interesting week. So, first of all, woke up on Thursday morning to text messages from Danielle and Drew just spraying hot blood, right? From from Thursday's uh Punishing trivia. Um you you two were well, mostly him, but you said your tummy was was upset. My tummy was not well.
SPEAKER_03It hit me, it stayed with me till about noon.
SPEAKER_07I was um mine hit me at like one in the morning the first time. I was like, no.
SPEAKER_05That's why that's when you texted us, I think, was like two maybe three.
SPEAKER_07And then again at like five, and I was like, this is terrible.
SPEAKER_05I knew when I woke up and saw that you because if you if you work the night before, then waking up to a 3 a.m. text or message or Snapchat, whatever is not uncommon. But when I woke up to a 3 a.m. 3 a.m. text message from the night before after we did a show, I'm like, I know what this is already. I'll go poor Danielle. Um, Danny, tell him the truth.
SPEAKER_07I was in pain. I was like profusely sweating like demons were exiting my body from that hot sauce.
SPEAKER_05You think it is maybe the worst good Friday that any human ever has ever experienced?
SPEAKER_07Oh my god, it was not a very good Friday.
SPEAKER_05That might be blasphemous. I'm not 100% sure. I might be tiptoeing the line.
SPEAKER_06Oh man.
SPEAKER_05I um started with being like, oh, well, that sucks for them. And then as soon as I got to work, mine kicked in. I'm like, oh, here it is. Um the boss makes a dollar and I make a dime. That's why I poop on company time. And I'm talking pressure washing on company time, buddy. Like it was it was tough there for a minute. And then I finally shake it off right around noon. Yeah, 12 o'clock, one o'clock.
SPEAKER_07You know they make toilet paper, you don't have to shake it off. Shake it off.
SPEAKER_05That was they were no wipers, dude.
SPEAKER_03It was it was like, oh, hey, what okay, ghost poop?
SPEAKER_05Yeah, ghost poop. It comes out with so much velocity, it doesn't even leave any resin.
SPEAKER_03Anyway, you you you decide to go to Taco Bell and get the fiery potato burrito for for lunch.
SPEAKER_05So I I'm chewing uh some gum after I eat, and I did go to Taco Bell for lunch, actually, ironically enough. Um I'm chewing some gum, and all of a sudden, I'm like, oh, oh, what the heck? My tooth broke and came out of my mouth.
SPEAKER_07It was the hot sauce. It melted the tooth.
SPEAKER_05Dude, it had to have melted the melted your tooth. Seared that tooth. And so I went and saw our friend Alex Bertrand over there at Parkway Dental and uh had a little dental surgery on Friday. Had to have my gum cut into, had to have my tooth excavated.
SPEAKER_03It was told emer it was told to us as emergency surgery.
SPEAKER_05Emergency dental procedure. Excavated. I was like, that was like, that's really what this is. And she's like, yeah, that's what this is. An emergency dental procedure.
SPEAKER_07Do you mean extracted?
SPEAKER_05What did I say? Excavated. Excavated? Excavated. No, I excavated is the word I want to use because it does the same. They had to dig it out. It does the same thing. Digging.
SPEAKER_07I was like, hold on. I was like, is he talking about a tractor?
SPEAKER_00Dig a tunnel, dig, dig a tunnel. Dig a tunnel, dig, dig. You're talking to two people who don't know. Someone know this? Dig a tunnel, dig, dig.
SPEAKER_03What was that? I'm gonna guess Danny Go.
SPEAKER_05Quick before the hyena comes.
SPEAKER_03I'm guessing Danny Go because I know your kids love that man.
SPEAKER_05The Lion King one and a half, man.
SPEAKER_07Oh, I haven't seen the one and a half in so long. That's probably like my I haven't seen it in a while, man. It's okay.
SPEAKER_03You saw my you saw my uh He hasn't even seen Lilo and Stitch. Okay, let's let's just You saw my report card on uh on Disney last week. Yeah, not good. That was one of five.
SPEAKER_05That was my uh you see the shirt, you saw the thumbnail on YouTube. That the the shirt tells it all.
SPEAKER_07Resum what it is.
SPEAKER_05Yep, they say dress for the job you want, not the job you have. Did did you know before and Belinda comes? That's a little inside joke with a fam.
SPEAKER_03Did you did you have that jersey before?
SPEAKER_05Before Ezra, yeah.
SPEAKER_03Okay.
SPEAKER_05I just now can fit in it again, ironically enough.
SPEAKER_03Because I was like, I've I haven't seen that jersey, and I've known you since, obviously, since Ezra. I've been fat. Well, I'm not saying that. I am. I've I'm saying I I've never seen that jersey. There's Dave. Hi, Dave. Yo, what up?
SPEAKER_05We'll come back. Yeah, you keep going.
SPEAKER_03I've never seen that jersey. So it it it in my mind it had to be pre-Ezra. But uh wait, what's his name? It had to be It had to be pre-Ezra. John Mason Neer.
SPEAKER_05If Tesh comes into the stream telling me smell. I know the name Tesh. I've heard I've seen that name up there before.
SPEAKER_03Near Neer used to play softball with us. He's a good friend.
SPEAKER_05JM Neer, dude.
SPEAKER_03He's good people. How's that kid of yours?
SPEAKER_05Share the stream, John.
SPEAKER_03How's that how's that kid of yours, Neer? He just had a had a new kid come out.
SPEAKER_05Nice. Come out of what? Just come out. Come out. Like came out of the closet.
SPEAKER_03Oh, okay.
SPEAKER_07He just had a child.
SPEAKER_03No, Nier's maybe. He had a child? Nears maybe 22, 23.
SPEAKER_05And he had a child?
SPEAKER_03Yes.
SPEAKER_07When did it he's come out of what?
SPEAKER_05She's a sweet. Okay, well, I it's a girl, so I'm I'm gonna stop.
SPEAKER_07Yeah, chip girl.
SPEAKER_05That's what I was gonna say.
SPEAKER_07I pooped her right out.
SPEAKER_03I love it, Nir. This man had a butt, baby. Man, 26. My bad. My bad.
SPEAKER_05Somewhere between 20 and 50. My bad, near. Drew doesn't actually care about his friends, Mr. Nier. You'll figure it out over time. Mr. Nier. I guess technically I would be sir to that guy. 26. I am eight years older than him.
SPEAKER_03That is Miss you too, buddy. Miss you too.
SPEAKER_05Love you, buddy. I don't know you, but if you if you're a friend of if you're a friend of mine, you're a friend of Kyle's. Welcome to being a dad. It's the most wonderful feeling in the world. Sometimes it can be a uh it could be an emotional roller coaster, but it is uh it is a wonderful journey to be on. So welcome to the one of the most exclusive clubs. Grab a seat, grab a beer, daddy.
SPEAKER_02Good for you, daddy. Is that weird? Um clip that. I love it.
SPEAKER_03Yeah?
SPEAKER_07Anyways.
SPEAKER_03Danny's like, I don't know what to say.
SPEAKER_07I don't know what to do in my tone you said it in. I was just like, daddy chill.
SPEAKER_06What even is that? Daddy chill.
SPEAKER_05We had a button for the early on in our podcasting adventure, Nick Gurley hated that clip for whatever movie. And so we put it on the soundboard, and every time he would talk or something, we'd hit the daddy chill.
SPEAKER_01Daddy chill.
SPEAKER_05He hated it. He did as well. He did. I wonder if I could find our old soundbox. I think they're on that computer somewhere.
SPEAKER_03We did have the F you Drew. That one was completely by accident. You remember You played that a lot after I said something.
SPEAKER_05That was mostly directed at Marcus because Marcus always had like the worst sports takes.
SPEAKER_03Well, he's a Cowboys fan. What do you expect?
SPEAKER_05Can't heal him, man. Some people are just unredeemable.
SPEAKER_03Well, while we're while we're on the topic of sports, real quick. Yeah. I saw uh I have a little soapbox I want to get on to.
SPEAKER_04All right, here we go.
SPEAKER_03So I saw something earlier today. Uh I was heading from job to job. And obviously the NFL draft is coming up later this month. And we're in the great time of year where everyone's a social media sleuth. And going back and looking at previous uh the prospects, oh yeah, videos, and pictures, and tweets, and all kinds of stuff from God knows when. Like 2011. Exactly. So uh the the one I the one I saw earlier today was uh Mendoza. He had commented on one of LeBron's posts on Instagram about the George Floyd incident and why Kaepernick was kneeling, and he was and he's under criticism for what he said, what he commented.
SPEAKER_05It was only six years ago.
SPEAKER_03Yeah, but but still, right in my mind like he's falling under criticism for speaking his mind, and what was my my my soapbox here what is the number one thing that we have as Americans? Free speech. No matter if you agree, disagree, whatever it may be, on most things you should be able to find common ground with somebody. I don't feel like we should chastise someone for something. Number one, what they said six to ten years ago, but number two, we can all have we all have our differences, we all look at stuff in separate ways. No matter if we're black, white, Asian, Mexican, Democrat, normal, Republican, uh, individual, nothing, normal. Like, no matter what it is, we are who we are. At the end of the day, we should be able to that's literally what's driving this country apart. At some point, we've got to come together and figure out like, hey, I need Kyle to survive, I need Danny to survive, and they need me to survive. I'm just using it as our neighbor. You need your neighbor to survive. You need your neighbor just as much as they need you. I missed. You need to we all need to work together and realize that just because our views are different doesn't mean we hate each other.
SPEAKER_05I have uh I've been radicalized politically over the last several months. I've opened my eyes to some new ideologies that I never would have listened to in the past and just started doing my own research for once in my life, and uh you all suck. That's basically where we're at. But I love you all still because the Bible says I have to.
SPEAKER_03Wow, I went on my tangent. We went up to 14. We went from 16.
SPEAKER_05It was 14, it was at 20 earlier, so you know. I don't know where it dropped off. Maybe around the butt baby joke. I don't know. I can't pinpoint it precisely, but uh I do know that this is uh April, just one of the most we all need to put. That's right, Sai. Dude, I saw Cy. Love you, Cy, first of all. Good to see you in the comments, my brother. I love that guy so so much. I I I saw him at the uh Callaway Soccer Complex two years ago, and like it was like we never like skip a beat, man. It was like it felt good to see somebody and to like to be happy to see somebody, but to also be able to feel them happy to see you. You know that feeling. Like when you could tell, like when you run into somebody that like, oh hey, and then you know, there's not really a mutual like excitement there, so you shut down. But when I ran into Cy, it was it was fantastic, and it just an always a uh you know a bright a bright light. So love that guy. Likewise. And uh his wife's wife or fiance, Sarah, right? Are they yeah?
SPEAKER_07Oh, Cynephrine.
SPEAKER_05Shout out to Cynephrine. He was a hell of a cook. Is that his cook government name? Yes, Cinephrine, yeah.
SPEAKER_07Cinephrine.
SPEAKER_05That's a hell of a name. Go ahead, man. Go ahead. Yeah, let's all do do unity, but we'll just make fun of someone's name.
SPEAKER_03I'm not making fun of it. I'm just saying that's a hell of a name. Social justice warrior, man.
SPEAKER_05Fight for what you believe. I've never heard of a sinephrine. It's a very, very unique wife, wife, Sarah. Yeah, shout out to her, shout out to her as well. Uh, always like that when I run into CT as well.
SPEAKER_07Yeah, same.
SPEAKER_05Somebody that's great. April is just such a good month. I I love April. Other than not being able to breathe and not being able to drive from Back Beach to my home in a reasonable amount of time. I I really love April. I mean, it's our first full month of baseball.
unknownNose.
SPEAKER_07No spray. That's with his name. That's his name, it's nose spray.
SPEAKER_05Good old nose spray.
SPEAKER_07Cynephrine. Google it.
SPEAKER_05That's what his name is?
SPEAKER_03It's nasal spray.
SPEAKER_07He has the best, most unique name.
SPEAKER_03It's awesome. And I'm just Drew.
SPEAKER_07Just Drew. Just Drew, not I was like, I was like, is it Andrew or is it just Drew?
SPEAKER_05Just Drew. Poor Danny just came out of nowhere today and just goes, you know what? Screw it, dude. I gotta know. Is it Andrew or is it Drew?
unknownDavid.
SPEAKER_07What's the government name?
SPEAKER_05Drew. I like Andrew. You want to start calling him Andrew? I won't answer. Andy.
SPEAKER_07Oh, Andy.
SPEAKER_05Anyway, first full month of baseball. Baseball's all the way back, right? This weekend we've got the Masters. Beautiful, beautiful. The weather's starting to turn. It's gonna be in the you know the 80s starting tomorrow for like two weeks straight. Uh I I I don't mind it in the 80s. I love it when it's like this. It's nice. You wake up, it's like 60 in the morning, then it's a low 80s by the afternoon. It's like just perfect, man. It like it's windows down. Give me 7879. It is. Well, give me San Diego. Well, you know what's next weekend. Next weekend is the best weekend of the year. Yeah, I'm I'm glad I didn't I didn't recognize it. WrestleMania weekend, baby. We used to do uh WrestleMania shows and talk a little wrestling on the show, but don't uh don't have that many wrestling fans that are viewers. But uh looking forward to WrestleMania next week. Should be should be a heck of a show. Might do something next week, might talk about it a little bit, make some uh make a couple picks or something like that. I don't know. Are you gonna watch WrestleMania this year?
SPEAKER_07Probably not.
SPEAKER_05It it it just feels slightly uninteresting besides like two or three matches. Um if there's any interest out there, which if there's not, then I'll maybe I'll just make something on the side or something. Which we gotta talk about afterwards. That'll be Sunday? Saturday and Sunday. Next week.
SPEAKER_02Well, we're both busy on Saturday. Yeah, you won't come over Sunday night? If the wifey lets me.
SPEAKER_05Yeah, ask her. Obafemi versus Brock Lesnar open in the night. CM Punk and Lesnar's still going? Lesnar's back, baby.
SPEAKER_03Good lord.
SPEAKER_05Yeah, I think he's gonna retire.
SPEAKER_03We had Cena last year come back. Now we've got Brock back. Good lord. Gotta gotta sell tickets, man.
SPEAKER_05Put butts in seats, baby. Gotta put booties in seats. Um man, really, just kind of not a whole lot. We didn't really have a plan for tonight. Just kind of wanted to sit down and yap. We have a more of a plan for after the show. Um, so not really gonna go too, too long tonight. Um do we want to go ahead and go into gratitude and then go into our post-show meeting here? Or do you guys have anything that you want to talk about?
SPEAKER_07Yeah. Talk about this traffic real quick and why it exists. What so what is like just go.
SPEAKER_03There the the sections on Pier Park. So Michaela and I went uh a couple couple days ago. Um, we were driving through Pier Park just doing some random weekend shopping. And uh we were driving through, and the the cones of death along both ends literally like the roads are paved. Michaela, I'm sitting in traffic, and Michaela goes, Come on, just paint the lines, it's done. And like two seconds later, a guy, the guy in front of us, turns on his blinker and goes in between the cones and drives to go over to uh to turn into like uh the Walmart in between Walmart and Target.
SPEAKER_05Hell yeah.
SPEAKER_03And he and and McKayley goes, huh, do what that guy did. I was like, You want me to? She goes, Yeah, it's paved. Okay, you told me to. Because if I would have done it on my own volition, she's mad. This man just criminalized himself on our show. If I would have done it by myself, she'd have been like, Oh, you're not supposed to be here. But as soon as she gave me the okay, hey, all right, cool, let's do it.
SPEAKER_05And the and the funniest thing to me is that there's still cops posted up all over Backbeach. Like, dude, nobody's speeding. I promise.
SPEAKER_07Yeah, we're we can't. We can't.
SPEAKER_05This is not the place to be.
SPEAKER_07I took Backbeach once this week, and I was like, What's happening? What's what's going on? I literally crawled the entire way home.
SPEAKER_05What is your best route home? Like, let if you work a morning. If you work a night shift, it's not too too busy, I would imagine. By the time you're going to go.
SPEAKER_07I go front beach no matter what.
SPEAKER_05Really? Yep. Front beach to the fork.
SPEAKER_07All nope, I go all the way down.
SPEAKER_05All the way down, yep. All the way to yeah, that's right. You you're all yeah, you're off South Lagoon, right? Yep. Yep. So I'm gonna drop your address in the chat just in case.
SPEAKER_03And social, yeah, and credit card.
SPEAKER_05Uh for you ain't gonna get much on my credit card. Your PCB nickname is the first 16 letters of your debit card plus your billing address.
SPEAKER_03For for me, it's it's it's definitely interesting because I'm coming from Santa Rosa, and so they've got the new lights out there. So from where I work from 393 to 331, it's bumper to bumper. But then as soon as you get past 331, all the way into like that's a screenshot right there. From 331 all the way to like Alice Beach, uh, Rosemary, the beginning of 30A, that's where like you can really like put your foot on the gas and go. Once you get to Rosemary and all that, and Inlet Beach, that's where it starts to slow down again coming across the bridge. And then it's bumper to bumper. It's like we were just going 90. Like, what are we doing now?
SPEAKER_05The worst thing, not the worst thing, because it all sucks. It's horrible, it's horrible. And again, there's never anybody out there working. I don't know why Panama City just or Bay County in general just insists on doing the entire road at once. Why, why we can't just do uh like a half mile at a time or something like that, especially since it's literally all of back beach.
SPEAKER_07They say it's gonna take eight years to finish.
SPEAKER_05Have you been to Destin recently? I don't want to. They're still not done with that.
SPEAKER_07They're still not done with 79, and they've been working that working on that for like 20 years now.
SPEAKER_03What are what is the what is the end goal? What is the end plan? Like, is it gonna be three lanes through Pier Park and all that?
SPEAKER_05Like, what is I think it's gonna be six lanes, you know, three and three. Yeah.
SPEAKER_03Six lanes. That's the technical correction.
SPEAKER_05I I think that's the goal, just six lanes. And which how far is it gonna go? By the time it's done, this town is gonna blow up to the point where we need eight.
SPEAKER_07Yeah.
SPEAKER_03That that very well may be true.
SPEAKER_07We're not gonna have enough room for shopping malls and condos, it's all gonna be road.
SPEAKER_03They're gonna cut into road and apartments. Parking lot. They're gonna cut into like Texas Roadhouse's uh Texas Roadhouse on this side and uh Longhorns on this side's uh parking lots. It's just gonna be roads going through. It's gonna be like, oh, you need to get something. It'll be a drive-up window to their front door.
SPEAKER_05I got a to-go order.
SPEAKER_03I'll be here in two minutes. Just throw it out the window when I honk.
SPEAKER_05Catch it in stride. Um it's even that bad because I dropped the kids off and I'm heading that way at like 7 15, 7 30 in the morning, and it's still that bad.
SPEAKER_07It was bad this morning when I went to work around 8 30. I had uh stop and go, stop and go. Horrible.
SPEAKER_03I was uh kicking myself this morning. I was an idiot. I had to um I got off a little early yesterday and didn't take advantage of my time. I needed to run by Lowe's and Home Depot to see if they had a listen to me, open your ears whenever I say this. They had a certain type of caulk that I needed for a job.
SPEAKER_05Okay.
SPEAKER_03So um I went, I I I went straight home and didn't think about needing to run by Lowe's or Home Depot. Forgot all about the caulk, forgot all about the caulk. Went home, I'm late uh go about my evening, get get in bed, and I start, and then as my mind starts spinning, I start thinking about the next day, and I'm like, crap, I was supposed to go to Lowe's and Home Depot, see if they had this caulk, blah blah blah. Well then I was like, all right, whatever. I'll go ahead and wake up a little early. That'll give me some time, uh, some time to run down that way. But I'm like, crap, that's the opposite way, and it's gonna be super. I'll probably get you know get your caulk in the morning. Yeah, uh I was I was up at five, uh I think I I was out of bed at five thirty just to make sure I had enough time to go 15-20 minutes out of the way. It's good caulk. They didn't have any, they didn't have the caulk that I needed.
SPEAKER_05Oh, they didn't even get any caulk.
SPEAKER_03So I then had to turn around and go back towards Santa Rosa, no caulk in hand. And and I was just like, well, I'm everybody's disappointed. Oh yeah. It was just like I I don't I don't I don't I I came up empty-handed, I'm sorry. I couldn't fulfill the caulk needs. Diddy So I fought Grow up. I fought half of I f I fought a lot of traffic this morning. And I thought I I kept looking every every time I went past an intersection, I'm like, okay, where's Kyle? Where's Kyle? Where's Kyle?
SPEAKER_05So are you gonna get the caulk?
SPEAKER_03Uh the caulk came in. Uh it was it was ordered, but only 12 only 12 tubes of the caulk was ordered. So uh I was hoping I was gonna be able to buy how long are the tubes? They're uh probably about yay big. They're average size. Use white, then I'm assuming. Antique white. Okay, yeah. That's that's why I needed specialty caulk.
unknownSorry. Fair enough.
SPEAKER_03That uh that's why I needed the specialty caulk. I've gone to like seven different places in this area. Ace, Sherwin Williams, Lowe's, Home Depot. Nobody carries antique white caulk.
SPEAKER_07Have you tried Amazon?
SPEAKER_03Uh that is where the uh my boss had ordered some. Try it, would you save search off? And he got he got them sent to the office. I was he got 12 tubes sent to the office. They came in today. I was hoping to find more so I could have a little bit extra just in case because I uh because I installed some shutters and I wasn't able to caulk them in.
SPEAKER_05For more on this story, go to leave it at the table.com forward slash premium caulk. You'll you'll uh you'll find everything you need.
SPEAKER_03That's uh how long is a clip normally? Because that's a great clip.
SPEAKER_07Anything longer than three minutes we get less viewers.
SPEAKER_05Three three minutes is I mean, that's that's a normal Drew story. Yeah. That's well, that's that's a short Drew story.
SPEAKER_07Sometimes I have to sometimes have to clip them to make them shorter.
SPEAKER_05Yeah. I mean, it's hard to tell a short story about cock. Yeah.
SPEAKER_07But rather have too much than too little.
SPEAKER_05Well, that sucks. I will tell you this. I know you were looking for the premium antique, alright? But it's not about like you just have to use it right. If you use it right, then the regular ones can be just as good as the premium ones. You just I needed antique white, my guy.
SPEAKER_07The color.
SPEAKER_03The color, antique white. They only had white. Not premium, but antique.
SPEAKER_07You didn't need clear, not white, antique white.
SPEAKER_03Only uh they only carry and they only carry white slash blanco and clear. Yeah, that's what it says on the tube. White slash blanco and clear.
SPEAKER_05Clear?
SPEAKER_03Yeah, you ever use clear caulk?
SPEAKER_05I no. It does it it uh it doesn't hide many things. This is probably dragging on too long.
SPEAKER_07Somebody we've lost seven viewers in talking about caulk.
SPEAKER_03We out of time. But did you check Walmart? Honestly, no. It's the place to go, but it has to be DAP. It has to be DAP because it has the correct color palette to mix to match the brand. Yes. Dap is the brand. Uh, it has the correct color palette that matches the shutters. Uh, so my boss says.
SPEAKER_05I've legitimately never used it. I've so I have no experience with it.
SPEAKER_07You've never used clock before?
SPEAKER_05I've never used it. I've never used it.
SPEAKER_03Less uh quick. Quick something. Quick tutorial on it. Okay, there we go. After my brain decided to spin, spin, spin, spin, spin. Yeah, I needed some WD40 in here. Uh less is more.
SPEAKER_07Yeah, you just squeeze it in and you wipe it through.
SPEAKER_03Less is more.
SPEAKER_07Okay.
SPEAKER_03Because uh the less you put, the less you have to clear caulk equals drew.
SPEAKER_05Yeah.
SPEAKER_03I don't know what that means.
SPEAKER_05Do they sell red caulk?
SPEAKER_03I don't think so. Okay. Clear caulk equals Drew. What does that mean?
SPEAKER_07It means the color of your skin is clear.
SPEAKER_05What about safe caulk? Anybody watch Shrinking?
SPEAKER_07Yes.
SPEAKER_05My wife's looking at me. Did you watch the whole last season?
SPEAKER_07I haven't watched the all last season, no. Oh my god. I need to, I need to finish it.
SPEAKER_05The best TV shows to me are the ones where you will belly laugh and ugly cry.
SPEAKER_07Those are oh that's a good one. Yeah.
SPEAKER_05And I think shrinking.
SPEAKER_07Shrinking's a real good show.
SPEAKER_05So good. Have you watched you haven't watched Ted Lasso?
SPEAKER_03You haven't watched Shrinking. Oh, these on Apple TV? They are. I don't have friends that share their Apple TV login.
SPEAKER_07You can get a free subscription for three months with your Apple plan.
SPEAKER_05So yeah, you're on, you're you're an Apple guy. You're communist. You should be.
SPEAKER_07Well, you can pay, was it like $7.99 a month?
SPEAKER_03Yeah, or you could text David Hamm. Oh, I don't I don't have that kind of money. $7.99 a month? I don't have that kind of money.
SPEAKER_07$7.99 a month. You too can help Drew afford his Apple TV subscription plan.
SPEAKER_06I gotta catch up, guys.
SPEAKER_05I don't know the whole Sarah McLaughlin song, but she's lucky that I know who she is. I didn't know Sarah McLaughlin. Sarah McLaughlin, yeah.
SPEAKER_07She's the she's the one that pops up on those commercials.
SPEAKER_03Huh. Help a drew today. You learn something new every day.
SPEAKER_05She's sitting there with a like a million-dollar camera in her face while some kid's starving in the background or some like pit bull puppy is. You see his like every every freaking rib, but she's got a $10 million camera in his face. Like, please donate. Bro, you I want you donate. Turn around, feed that dog. If you haven't started watching shrinking, watch shrinking. It's so good. Yes, Shelby. Agreed. Shrinking. I would even at this point.
SPEAKER_07Oh, Symphony. Aw. For $9.99 a month. Sorry. There you go. For $9.99 a month. You too can support Drew in his Apple TV subscription.
SPEAKER_03I was I was borderline. It was $7.99. Now it's $9.99. No. Leave it at the table premium.
SPEAKER_07Look, my all my Apple subscriptions come out to $34.99 a month.
SPEAKER_03All your Apple subscriptions? What do you have? What do you subscribe to?
SPEAKER_07I'm not gonna um no. Or my Spotify, yes. Um Spotify, I use Canva for work a lot, so I have the so I bought that.
SPEAKER_01Will you get your Canva on the computer?
SPEAKER_07My Snapchat. I pay for Snapchat.
SPEAKER_03Snapchat pay for Snapchat.
SPEAKER_05What does it give you? A lot.
SPEAKER_07Oh yeah.
SPEAKER_05Yeah, like a lot, apparently.
SPEAKER_07And I also pay for Chat GPT.
SPEAKER_05I also pay for ChatGPT.
SPEAKER_03100% worth it. I'm confused. What does what what you strike twice?
SPEAKER_07Two weeks in a row!
SPEAKER_05I didn't even get to do a show that time. It was new back in itself.
SPEAKER_07No, no, no, no, no, no.
SPEAKER_01My leg.
SPEAKER_05Oh, I actually have a good one this week. So let's shift into our moment of gratitude. Every week we end the show by telling saying something good. Tell me something good. What are you grateful for this week, Danny?
SPEAKER_07I'm grateful it doesn't take me an hour to get home for work.
SPEAKER_05Takes me over that right now.
SPEAKER_07Yeah. So I'm grateful for that.
SPEAKER_05I got to see it live this time because I was gonna give you an up-to-pant shot that time too. I wore shorter shorts.
SPEAKER_02Interessante. Clickbait.
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SPEAKER_05Little bait, like little.
SPEAKER_07I'm just grateful for the little things. You know, like the zooming in of the leg.
SPEAKER_05It's the dumb things like that.
SPEAKER_07Yes.
SPEAKER_05That just make this so much fun.
SPEAKER_07Exactly.
SPEAKER_05Because you never know what's gonna happen when you watch this show. That part.
unknownIt's beautiful.
SPEAKER_05They're good legs, right?
SPEAKER_03I'm a p I'm a part of it. My Robert De Niro.
SPEAKER_05They're good legs. They're good legs.
SPEAKER_03I'm a part of this show, and I don't I don't know what to expect week to week.
SPEAKER_05I'm just here for the I just show up.
SPEAKER_07I just show up and fix the cameras.
SPEAKER_05I just so happen to live here. I just so happen to live here.
SPEAKER_07He's like, they just show up.
SPEAKER_03Oh, I guess it's I guess it's Thursday. Neither one of them knock anymore, which I love. Feel free. Walk in.
SPEAKER_05I was never I was never told to knock at your house. You don't have to knock. You don't have to knock. If there's two cars out there, probably knock.
SPEAKER_03I send text messages. Yeah. Do you do you knock on the door or do you send a text message to let you let your person know you're there?
SPEAKER_07I'm a texter. I say arrived.
SPEAKER_05Usually yeah, I guess it depends. If I like I'll I'll I'll sit in the car and say here. It depends on how many times I've been there, I guess. I mean, you guys have been here enough to where you just come in. I mean, worst case scenario, I'm getting dressed.
SPEAKER_03Yeah, what I walked in earlier and the lights, all the lights were turned off, the studio lights were off, and I was like, Kyle? And you said, yeah. I was like, okay, he's good.
SPEAKER_05I was like, oh, where is this man? I just you ever have those moments when you come home from work and you got it are happening. Man spread. There we go. All right, we gotta come back in. That came in by itself last time. Come on. Look at that. Dude, these are these are nice. Tone. Dude is no way lightning struck.
SPEAKER_07Oh, on camera. Hold on. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. This is taking so long.
SPEAKER_03I'm glad the the lights are towards you because uh it makes you look just as white as me.
SPEAKER_05Oh, my legs are as white as you. This year as white as clear cock. This year I will be going to the springs with the with the shorts rolled up. Not quite wearing a speedo. I am blind.
SPEAKER_07Dad said, I am blind.
SPEAKER_05Listen, listen, Gillery men.
SPEAKER_07Gillery men.
SPEAKER_05Are you gonna are you gonna take your shirt off at the beach now? I don't take it off because I'm fat. I take it off because I don't like being sunburnt.
SPEAKER_07It's all sunscreen.
SPEAKER_05That doesn't work.
SPEAKER_07You have to reapply.
SPEAKER_05I'm not doing that. That's too much work to enjoy myself at the water.
SPEAKER_03I resonate with that to a certain extent.
SPEAKER_05I I no, I have no shame in what I like. It's nothing to do with being fat. I hate being sunburnt. I'm a uh I am a I move a lot while I sleep. Okay, like that I it's miserable. I also I used to be in a restaurant. Being sunburnt working in a restaurant.
SPEAKER_07That's not fun.
SPEAKER_05No, no, horrible.
SPEAKER_07Especially on the restaurants outside. Yeah, horrible.
SPEAKER_03When it when it comes to when it comes to softball, every every Saturday, and my softball people can attest to this, I wear one of those long sleeve hooded fishing shirts under my jersey at all times. Take your shirt off. And I wear pants. Coward? And I wear pants. Because you don't want to get sunburnt. That's only a softball. You get me to the beach, or I'm going to the or I'm going to the lake, or I'm going to the springs. Banana hammock.
SPEAKER_06Naked.
SPEAKER_03Banana hammock.
SPEAKER_07Not naked.
SPEAKER_06Naked.
SPEAKER_03Naked. Yeah, you know what the difference in naked and naked is? We've heard it on this stuff.
SPEAKER_07One, you're just naked. Naked, you're no naked and up to no good.
SPEAKER_03Naked. You're you're just naked. You ain't got no clothes on. Naked. You ain't got no clothes on, but you're up to no good. But yeah, I resonate with not wanting to be sunburnt to a certain extent. But you get me out at the beach, like I hate a soggy shirt.
SPEAKER_05I'll truffle shuffle right here on the show. I have nothing to do. So no, yes, I will still be wearing my long sleeve Columbia shirt.
SPEAKER_03That is gonna be really baggy on me now, but but out at the springs, that'll keep you a little more warm than will. Because them some guns were cold.
SPEAKER_05I love the springs though. I love it. What are you grateful for this week, Drew? Tell me something good. This beer.
SPEAKER_03No, I'm just kidding.
SPEAKER_01Hell yeah.
SPEAKER_03Um almost wore the Austin 316 shirt. I'm I'm uh grateful for friends. Cause uh we've got some friends in town, Chase and Lacey, uh Kreitz, they're in town this weekend for the uh for the air show, as uh Kelly, Miss Kelly had said earlier.
SPEAKER_05Yeah, go check that out this weekend.
SPEAKER_03Um we'll be out there at the beach hanging out with them for the weekend. Um but just being able to uh I I I need a as we've said in previous weeks, I need a weekend like this. Not worrying about yes, my therapy is softball. Yes, my therapy is is coming in here on a on a Thursday night, being able to hash out a whole bunch of stuff.
SPEAKER_05Like you worry about this on a weekend, huh?
SPEAKER_03But it's like the week to week of of just being an adult. You kind of need a night, you kind of need a weekend to just go, hey, I've got friends in town. I live in Florida, Panama City Beach, where everyone comes for vacation. I'm going to the beach. I'm gonna watch an air show. I'm not gonna think about anything else. I need a weekend like that.
SPEAKER_05Fair enough. You know, I was struggling to find one, but today. You know, I am very grateful for my ability to keep my smile no matter what. One thing that gets under my skin more than anything is when people treat other people poorly because they are having a bad day. It is bad days are gonna happen, alright? Lash outs are gonna happen. That that stuff's like human nature. But you have to try to treat people poorly. You look you really do. You don't you don't try to have like la again, lash-outs are gonna happen. We're gonna you're gonna have arguments, especially with the people that you're close with. If if you haven't, then you might want to reassess your relationship with them. Truthfully. But good, like I've gone through it, man. I've gone through it. I've always been like, yeah, it sucks. Like, and I will let it affect me, sure. But I I don't feel like I ever let it ruin me. And I am very, very grateful to have that ability in my body. I learned that from my nanny, who my grandma, my mom's mom, it was one of my things watching her just die. She should like it was a two-year process where she was just dying ever a little bit every day, a little bit more. If you saw her today, she'd look worse tomorrow than she did the day before. It was a crazy deterioration of health and life, and you could just watch it happen and you knew it was coming, just you weren't sure when. But that woman was always in a good mood, always. And I was able to watch that and like dude, people struggle, but you don't have to you don't have to take your struggles and turn them into other people's burden. Because they're going probably going through something too, and you never know what people are going through. So just I just kind of been observing over the last you know multiple. I I think just watching how people handle certain situations, it's tough sometimes. But I'm I'm very grateful, just to bring that full circle, I'm I'm very grateful that I am um that I I I'm able to keep myself in a good mood and able to go through my moments, but pick myself right back up out of them and at least in my opinion, try to be a bright light in other people's lives and try to be there for them. So at least in my opinion. Um maybe I suck. I don't know. No, you're a bright light. I've seen them legs. We all have. We don't even need the lights in here, baby. We don't even need these LEDs. Let me take my shirt off.
SPEAKER_03I'll be right there with you.
SPEAKER_05Next week, shirtless, pantless. It's gonna be fun. I'm already pantless. I I almost wore my khaki pants today, but I was like, you know what, dude? Just in case, I gotta have the legs out.
SPEAKER_03Thankfully, we added Danny, so now no one has to see my pantless self.
SPEAKER_05Yeah, they only get waist up, Drew. You ruined pantsless Drew.
SPEAKER_01Oh well.
SPEAKER_05She was the one who always called me out for it. You took that from the people.
SPEAKER_07That's all right. I gave it to the people.
SPEAKER_05But you gave them something better. And it's my legs. Oh, I was gonna say her face.
SPEAKER_03Her talent. Very close second. Very close second.
SPEAKER_07It's the legs.
SPEAKER_03Come on. Come on. Like, come on. I'm here for the pigtails.
SPEAKER_04You have the head button.
SPEAKER_05I love you guys. Love you too, big fella. I love these, these are my favorite episodes sometimes. So there's nothing to talk about.
SPEAKER_03No plan, just kind of come in here. And uh whenever I shared it, it was my uh therapy time. That's all I said.
SPEAKER_05Yeah, yep, right?
SPEAKER_07Yep.
SPEAKER_05Yep.
SPEAKER_07Yap or yapping.
SPEAKER_05But with that being said, we have to yap to each other. So thank you guys for watching. Thank you for listening. If you were listening on the podcast, um, if you are listening on the podcast and you're still here, make sure you leave us a five-star review. Just as Drew said there in the intro. It'll go a long way in helping us get up the algorithms. If you're watching on YouTube, send this video to your friends after the fact. Make them go back and watch us. And if you're watching on Facebook, thank you for your support. We love you guys. Make sure you hit that share button still. You never know who might have a free hour at some point and might just want to watch something that has absolutely no point to it. So, all right, we love you guys, and uh, we'll be back next week doing God knows what.