Eyebrows, Hauntings and Announcements

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SPEAKER_02 0:01

Hey everybody, it's Drew and you're listening to Leave It At the Table, hosted by myself, Kyle, and Danielle. This is the show where nothing's off limits and everything's on the table. We go live every Thursday night on YouTube and Facebook. But if you missed it, this audio version's here so you can catch up anytime. We hope you enjoy, and if you do, please give us a five-star review. Now let's get into it.

SPEAKER_01 0:31

Welcome everybody to Leave It at the Table.

SPEAKER_00 0:35

It's okay. Uh we were muted the first 30 seconds.

SPEAKER_01 0:38

Ah, fun.

SPEAKER_00 0:39

And Mike Ox was muted on here.

SPEAKER_01 0:41

Fantastic. Hey. We're rusty. It's been two weeks. First day back. Tonight was technically supposed to be the night off. So we can't be held accountable for this. We blame me. We do blame him, actually. But free at last. Free at last.

SPEAKER_02 1:02

Oh, yes.

SPEAKER_01 1:02

One more Thursday to go, and then we're going to start duty slinging on this show. I'm just kidding. I'm just kidding. I'm just kidding. Um, welcome everybody to Leave It at the Table. It's a gorgeous, gorgeous Thursday night. We are uh live here right in the middle of the uh NFL draft, round one tonight. It kicked off. Kind of going down. Who is the number one picked? The Titans again? I I don't even know that. That's the thing. The Raiders. That's right, Fernando Mendoza. That's right. Um so the NFL draft is live tonight, and we care so little that we are live, and um here we are. We care about our team's picks, like you said at the beginning. The Saints got the eighth pick, Dolphins have the 12th pick, and I think one more. We have one other pick, like the 30th, I think that we got from Denver. Um for Jalen Waddle, of course. So kind of a kind of a tough year. Goat Bear Lobster in the comments already. GBL, Daddy's Home. Gotta shout them out here in a little bit. Um, David Ham and my mom, Frankie Sellis, all in the comments. Thank you guys for uh checking us out. Hit the share button, let your friends know about us, get the word out, help us spread the word here. Um, if you're listening on the podcast version of this, leave us a five-star review and make sure you share it out as well. Um, the numbers have actually been surprising and very uh very pleasant. Encouraging. Very encouraging from the podcast side of it. I'd like to see them do a little bit better, but I think that some of that's um I would say 60% of that is on us for not like pushing it a little bit harder. But um not that we're doing a bad job. I just think if we share it more than once, we'll probably do okay. But some of us can get in trouble for sharing and leave it at the table content. So we uh for now for now, but we're almost almost home. Daddy's almost home. Shout out to Ben Maxwell. I got to um from Goat Bear Lobster. I got to sit next to him last night. Uh and and I got to do what I wish we had. And you do a great job over there, but I wish that you could be over here and we could have a producer not on the show, like that doesn't have to try to balance the whole producing and um participating. Because last night I got to just produce Ben's new project. I got to just sit there, run the cameras, like make sure those were cycling back and forth and uh mess around with that at the church. And I was like, I looked at it at the end and I'm like, that looks really good.

SPEAKER_02 3:31

Yeah, I really I really enjoyed the the woman's episode whenever I sat back there being able to toggle back and forth. And I enjoyed it, and I feel like it was a good uh it was a good product being able to uh cycle back and forth through through different cameras, and we've got these nice cameras. We do. So it it it's as much as we talk crap about them from time to time, but I feel like show off my sexy legs. But yeah, it it would definitely be nice to have someone dedicated to not have to worry about not have to worry about talking.

SPEAKER_01 4:06

Yeah, producing and participating, and I've been doing this for a long time, like all the way back to 2019. So I've been in the you know, it's on it sounds like it's not that long, but seven years of you know being in the media industry of in some capacity, and uh it it's it's not easy to be a producer and a participator. So one of them is usually gonna lack, and it it when I say lack, it makes it sound derogatory. But if you're gonna focus hard on making sure you're cycling the cameras, you're not gonna be able to do this.

SPEAKER_02 4:39

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 4:40

If you're focusing hard on doing this, which is really the priority of having someone like her, I haven't her, I say it like she's not sitting two feet to my right.

SPEAKER_02 4:48

Having someone like you, but uh a junior adjuster you could have and repurpose.

SPEAKER_01 4:55

Uh oh, a junior adjuster. That's our senior junior adjuster for what it's worth. Is this who I think it is? Tyler Spaulding. Tyler Spaulding.

SPEAKER_02 5:05

Oh spalls.

SPEAKER_01 5:06

That dude's uh God love him. God love him. No comments popping up from Facebook. I wonder if that's because nobody's commenting on Facebook, or I'm just gonna go double check that. But um before we get too deep into the weeds of everything, while I'm trying to build us an audience here, um Danny, how's your week been over at the bottom putt? Finally got through spring break.

SPEAKER_00 5:32

Yeah, it's been really, really slow and is driving me absolutely nuts.

SPEAKER_01 5:38

It's always the worst.

SPEAKER_00 5:39

It's awful. I hate it. I can't clean anymore.

SPEAKER_02 5:43

It's only so many times you can wipe down the same table. Exactly. Only so many times you can walk through and go, hmm. I've already swept this area three times. What are happening?

SPEAKER_01 5:54

What are happening?

SPEAKER_00 5:56

I've already walked wall to wall and know of the tea line 63 times. I guess I can do it one more time.

SPEAKER_02 6:03

This is the fourth time I've cleaned this canteen out.

SPEAKER_01 6:06

It's really that 64th time where you really start to get their attention anyway.

SPEAKER_02 6:10

Let me let me grab a uh let me grab a nice iron skillet and clean that sucker out real quick.

SPEAKER_00 6:16

At this point, I just start taking the stairs for fun. I just walk up and down the stairs, just like, okay, just get my steps in.

SPEAKER_02 6:25

Must be nice to be able to do stairs.

SPEAKER_00 6:27

It's not.

SPEAKER_01 6:29

No, no, it's not. It is uh I have to go up a flight of stairs every day. And I find that it's a little bit easier to go up in the morning than it is to go up with three pounds of food at lunch.

SPEAKER_02 6:39

I love going downstairs.

SPEAKER_01 6:41

Do you?

SPEAKER_02 6:42

Sometimes you don't even have to take steps, you just roll.

SPEAKER_01 6:45

So when I was recovering from my uh oh Shelby says maybe doing my Oh, Shelby's turning 30 this year. That's right. The old dirty thirty. We need to um we need to align on some stuff because in June you've got a wedding. Yep. We're gonna have that for Shelby. Yep.

SPEAKER_02 7:05

But we also Oh, you're gonna go to hers, but you're not gonna go to mine. All right, no, uh I see, I see.

SPEAKER_01 7:10

She didn't p if she doesn't piss me off that week, I'll go.

SPEAKER_02 7:18

I deserve back.

SPEAKER_01 7:20

I deserve tech. It's funny as I had nothing to do with it. I would the so a little bit of backstory. A little bit of backstory before we get too deep here. Um so Drew completely bailed on Danielle and I.

SPEAKER_02 7:34

Oh, 100%.

SPEAKER_00 7:36

Nothing new.

SPEAKER_01 7:37

Yeah, nothing new. Completely just dutied all over some plans that we had to go. If if we had everybody watching that usually watches, I could just throw in Ali Oop and say, what do you think he bailed on us for on a Saturday? And everybody out there would know. But he's here on he's here tonight, and you know what's in town this weekend, so I gotta give him credit for that.

SPEAKER_00 7:57

Yeah, that's true. That is true.

SPEAKER_02 7:58

Well, that's not on me. That's on uh on my job. I only get 10 days off a year, and I didn't want to take a couple days.

SPEAKER_01 8:05

That man said if my job wasn't Dookie, I would not, I would be missing the show tonight.

SPEAKER_02 8:09

No, no, I I You could technically still play, can't you? Games aren't right now. Yeah, that's true. No, I can't.

SPEAKER_00 8:19

Can you be a free agent and just walk on a team?

SPEAKER_02 8:21

No, not not on not this weekend. Uh maybe, maybe the one pitch that starts on like Saturday or Sunday or something like that. Maybe. I don't know. Uh I did it with Riot whenever the Riot draft came in, but uh, but yeah, games aren't aren't being played right now because they're having the uh meet and greet down at uh Sharkies.

SPEAKER_01 8:39

No, it's not at Sharkies anymore. Oh wow, yeah, it's not at Sharkies anymore. So anyway, so so so Drew pissed in our Cheerios and uh told us to go eat dirt and uh went and played softball. And so his birthday celebration was the same weekend, and Michaela threw this whole big surprise party for him at Top Golf, and uh I could not go because we were doing a birthday thing for Tony and uh whose birthday was February 8th, so the same same time because you're just E6th, and uh so Tony's birthday, same weekend. I know my friend's birthdays. Yeah. That one over there doesn't know my birthday.

unknown 9:22

Sorry.

SPEAKER_01 9:23

When's my birthday, Drew?

SPEAKER_02 9:24

Give me a second.

SPEAKER_01 9:25

Okay, here we are. Here we are anyway. Uh so I couldn't show up, and I'm like, oh wow, this is like great timing because I've made it very clear that I'm upset with Drew and now I'm not I'm just no showing his birthday thing. So we're even. We were even.

SPEAKER_02 9:39

You you did call me and said and told me, hey, this is not this has nothing to do with how things have played out this week. I would have loved to have been there.

SPEAKER_01 9:51

One of the worst parts of it was was that it was a surprise thing, so I had to wait until after I didn't show up to send my apology. So I knew about it all week, and and I kind of hinted at it a little bit. He's like, Well, what are you doing Sunday? Because I got this going on, and I'm like, You're not free Sunday.

SPEAKER_02 10:11

Yeah, because we had a conversation on we had this conversation on Thursday.

SPEAKER_01 10:15

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 10:16

After the show. I drove home that night to my parents, and that was a surprise. So I'm sitting here thinking, like, oh, Michaela's gonna be busy on Sunday, I can come over here and like we can work in the studio, because that's what That's right, that's right.

SPEAKER_01 10:32

That's what we were supposed to do.

SPEAKER_02 10:33

And so I was like, hey, I'm free all day Sunday, I'll just come out here first thing on Sunday. That's right, we're moving in here. That that way we can we can get everything taken care of and and get it get it knocked out. And you were like, No, you're busy. And I was like, huh? You were like, Yeah, don't worry about it. You're good. And so then I get home, see my parents, and I'm like, oh, that's why Kyle said I was busy. My parents are gonna be here this weekend. Okay, cool. And then I show up to top golf, and up to uh as soon as I get to the top of the stairs, Garcia Fuck Rob Bubbo, Bubbo looks over and he goes, Oh hey, I just said hey to your party. I just looked at him, I was like, he was like, I said hey to your party, and uh and they're waiting on you. And I was like, My party? Like, no, I'm not here. No, Eddie, Eddie's down there, but I'm not with I'm not with him. He I just saw his truck out in the car, uh, out in the parking lot, but I'm not with him. I'm I'm here with my parents. And they're like, oh, okay, alright. Well, yeah, just you're at bay, such and such. And so I start walking down the way, and next thing you know, then it then it all clicks, and I was like, oh, snap. All right. There's a surprise party here. I thought Michaela was yeah. We don't need to dive too far back into it, but it was just wild.

SPEAKER_01 11:58

Well, so you guys you guys know Topgolf founded in 1998. What year was Topgolf founded?

SPEAKER_00 12:03

I think it was 2000.

SPEAKER_01 12:07

Recently. Yeah, 2000, I think.

SPEAKER_00 12:10

Okay. No, that's not right.

SPEAKER_01 12:11

No. I was gonna say that doesn't sound correct. It had to be in the 2010s. Shout out to Katie.

SPEAKER_00 12:17

Oh, it's no, because it's been around for a while.

SPEAKER_01 12:19

Shout out to Katie in the comments saying Leave It to Rob.

SPEAKER_00 12:23

Yeah, right, leave it to Rob.

SPEAKER_01 12:25

Shout out to my father watching, Kenny Netanyahu. We love you. Oh, who we got?

SPEAKER_02 12:32

Fernando Mendoza drafted number one overall. RIP to that career.

SPEAKER_00 12:37

It was in 2000 in Watford United Kingdom.

SPEAKER_01 12:39

2000? In the UK. Tipgolf.

SPEAKER_00 12:43

The first one was in the UK.

SPEAKER_02 12:45

That I did not know. I did not have that on my bingo card.

SPEAKER_01 12:49

We are playing tipgolf. Shout out to Jim. We're playing from the tips. Daddy Jim. Can I call him Daddy Jim? Don't. Daddy J. Oh, Slim Jim? Slim Jim. I like Slim Jim.

SPEAKER_02 13:01

I'm sure he's been called that before.

SPEAKER_01 13:03

Father James.

SPEAKER_00 13:04

You want to know something funny? Sure. So my dad's name, James, right? My sister's husband, James. His dad? James.

SPEAKER_01 13:13

Ah, three Jimmies at once, yes. So we need to find you a James.

SPEAKER_00 13:16

No, we have a James, Jimmy, and a Jim.

SPEAKER_02 13:18

So we need to find you a James.

SPEAKER_01 13:19

Jimmy Hymer Schmidt?

SPEAKER_00 13:21

James, Jimmy.

SPEAKER_01 13:21

John Jacob Jimmy.

SPEAKER_00 13:24

Damn, what's that he says? John Jacob Jim. Jingleheimer Schmidt.

SPEAKER_02 13:28

His name is my name too. Wherever we go out, the people each out. There goes John Jimmy to Jingleheimer Schmidt. Clip that.

SPEAKER_01 13:40

We're coming back at some point with the whisper version.

SPEAKER_00 13:46

It's gonna sound like spit in the microphone.

SPEAKER_02 13:49

So do we know a James? We know a few Jameses. We need to we need to get Danny talking to a James. Is what I hear.

SPEAKER_05 13:59

Good luck with James.

SPEAKER_01 14:07

I know somebody whose middle name is James.

SPEAKER_00 14:12

My nephew?

SPEAKER_01 14:13

Whoa, whoa!

SPEAKER_02 14:17

I thought you were from Louisiana, not Alabama.

SPEAKER_00 14:20

My nephew's middle name is James.

SPEAKER_01 14:26

Our friend Austin Raigula's middle name, James. I guess it is. Austin James Raigula? AJ R? Still better than Baby Shark? I disagree. Baby Shark's an absolute beat.

SPEAKER_02 14:39

What are the emojis that Kenny put?

SPEAKER_00 14:45

I have no idea.

SPEAKER_01 14:46

Probably something to do with Israel.

SPEAKER_00 14:52

Katie said no more James's. Your great-grandfather are Yeah, my great grandfather, my grandfather, and my brother are both Troy.

SPEAKER_01 15:02

Damn, dude. Jewel. Shout out to Jewel. We're uh the night's episode's about James, Troy, Incest, and Baby Shark.

SPEAKER_00 15:17

Oh, you know, I'm gonna top it. Okay. I'm gonna top it. Me, my sister, my half-sister, and my cousin all have the same middle name.

SPEAKER_01 15:30

Well, hold on. I feel like I know you're okay. Well, knowing that you're a woman, it's it's gotta be either Elizabeth Lynn. Elizabeth Lynn or Marie is a very common one. Anne is a very common one. What's it start with?

SPEAKER_00 15:48

And Anne.

SPEAKER_01 15:49

Nicole. Yeah, that's the next.

SPEAKER_00 15:53

I was not expecting Nicole.

SPEAKER_02 15:55

When you asked for initial, I did not I did not expect Ann.

SPEAKER_01 16:00

It's it's Ann, Elizabeth, Lynn, Nicole.

SPEAKER_00 16:04

And uh My dad spelt my name wrong.

SPEAKER_01 16:08

Wait, what?

SPEAKER_00 16:09

My dad spelt my name wrong.

SPEAKER_01 16:11

Oh, is it N-I-C-H-O-L-E?

SPEAKER_00 16:13

It might.

SPEAKER_01 16:14

Yeah? Nichole?

SPEAKER_00 16:16

I'm pretty sure he was the one that started spelling it that way because they wanted it to be different.

SPEAKER_01 16:20

Jim was drunk as hell in the hospital and put an H in there. Nichol. Family name Marie. Jules, what's your middle name? I feel like I know her Marie.

SPEAKER_00 16:30

Jules is Savon.

SPEAKER_01 16:31

Savon? That sees so unique. If we have a daughter, we're naming her Bailey Amelia. Which is uh youthful. Jim said typo bold. Come on, Jim. You get a pass because you're dead, right?

unknown 16:48

No.

SPEAKER_01 16:49

No, no.

SPEAKER_00 16:52

He named me.

SPEAKER_01 16:53

C-A-R-S-I-N Carson.

SPEAKER_00 16:56

Yes, Kisa. That's mine.

SPEAKER_01 17:00

Oh man. Um, all right, so just a little update on where we are here. Um next next Thursday, August 3rd. August. Boy, I am way ahead. I'm thinking birthdays. Planning ahead, baby. My older sister's middle name is Nicole, that's right.

unknown 17:16

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 17:17

It's a very common name, I believe. It is.

SPEAKER_01 17:19

What is the second emoji? What? Uh hearts, swirling hearts.

SPEAKER_02 17:24

Okay.

SPEAKER_01 17:25

Look like a race car. What's is the first name?

SPEAKER_00 17:28

Jules' middle name is French for soap.

SPEAKER_01 17:30

Oh, wee wee.

SPEAKER_00 17:34

I will show you the back of the hand soap bottle. Savon. The Dawn dish soap. She told me this one day, and I was like, no. She showed it to me, and I was like, what?

SPEAKER_01 17:44

So we have Cy who is medicine. And then we have Jules who is soap. You remember, you remember in in school?

SPEAKER_02 17:52

You guys might have not done it, but uh it paid attention. Yeah. Uh there was a uh there was a little phase that kids in my school, like we were looking up our names to see what they meant.

SPEAKER_00 18:05

On Urban Dictionary?

SPEAKER_02 18:07

Just anywhere. Like Urban Dictionary. Urban Dictionary, the dictionary, like on Google. Every time I type in my name, because my name's just Drew. And it was like it's it it kept pulling up the past tense of draw. I'm like, oh great. Thanks.

SPEAKER_00 18:23

They sure did Drew it on the Drew it at the table. Drew it on the birth certificate.

SPEAKER_02 18:29

The Jets pick is in, and they have selected David Bailey, edge rusher from Texas Tech. Not a bad pick. We're gonna hear a lot about him from a certain someone.

SPEAKER_01 18:41

A certain uh you know what?

SPEAKER_02 18:44

As long as he's not a third stringer and he's gonna be the best third stringer known to man.

SPEAKER_01 18:49

Not gonna grip and rip on uh Dan tonight because his uncle passed away this morning. So did not know that. Yeah, well, maybe we should be more considerate. What? Shelby? What the fuck? What?

SPEAKER_02 19:00

E by f I have no idea.

SPEAKER_01 19:04

I'm gonna guess Sylvie got a hold of your phone.

SPEAKER_05 19:07

That's what I was about to say. I was like, did Sylvie do that?

SPEAKER_01 19:11

Uh all right.

SPEAKER_00 19:12

I'm sitting here trying to, I'm like, does that stand for something?

SPEAKER_01 19:14

Your niece, yep. Sylvie. She's commenting something. She's talking absolute madness. Um all right, next Thursday, April 30th, we will have a show. The Thursday after that, May 7th, we will have a show. However, on May 14th, we will not have a show. And that's because we have an absolute banger of a Leave It at the Table weekend planned. Uh, where Danny and Drew both cleared a weekend, and I will be doing the same. Um we we've got some good stuff planned out, and so that's uh we we have a few announcements coming down the pipes of Sotlittle uh kind of stole the whole GBL thing, uh, where Goat Bear Lobster is the umbrella thing. So leave it at the table is gonna be the umbrella, and under that umbrella, we're gonna have some little side projects, some little side things that we're gonna do here and there. Nothing that's gonna be scheduled or like be create more stress for us mandatory. Yeah, it'll just be random stuff. But we will have two, uh we'll be making two long form videos for our weekend that weekend. Um, and Danny's got the logo for what we're calling it here. Uh-oh.

SPEAKER_00 20:21

No, it didn't save it. That's my favorite logo. That's embarrassing.

SPEAKER_01 20:25

All right, so done, done. Go okay, so hit the hit it again. We're just gonna go black screen for a second. Go back to it. Oh, wait, hold on. Alright, now go to the where it's uh under the sources. Alright, uh hit the hit property or hit the gears on the right. Go to go to browse. Uh I think it's uh the second one? Yeah. Nope. Nope, that is not it. Maybe it's that one. Nope. Oh, that's fun. That is sick. It's so fun.

SPEAKER_02 21:04

That's cool.

SPEAKER_01 21:05

I didn't want to see it anyway. That is so, so fun.

SPEAKER_00 21:09

Sick. Okay.

SPEAKER_01 21:10

Alright, we'll we'll work on it. On the right, there should be a chat GPT window open, and then you can pull it up over there.

SPEAKER_00 21:18

Where? Over here? Yeah. There's no chat GPT window open.

SPEAKER_01 21:22

Open a chat GPT show you shut your mouth, Scott.

SPEAKER_02 21:25

Hey, I'm just glad to see him in the comments.

SPEAKER_00 21:27

I'm gonna I got it.

SPEAKER_02 21:28

I'm gonna talk her through this. Drew, tell a random story. So um I got David Bailey talking, uh talking on a mic right over here. He he looks happy to be a New York Jet, which is kind of insane. Uh so y'all hiring a producer, Tyler Spalding. It's not her fault. I don't know what happened. No, this is definitely not Danny. Uh the the it's ChatGPT that's struggle busting Troy. So we're we're we're figuring things out. Yeah, love you too, big fella. Love you too. Scott. Um things uh the the things we do on live shows, we're just trying to figure things out. Let me guess. Lobster bear goat. Where are you from? Let me guess, lobster bear goat. Yes. How did you guess?

SPEAKER_00 22:16

Oh, you're not logged in.

SPEAKER_02 22:18

Oh man. Technology sucks, bro. A hundred percent. Technology is great when it works. Technology is great when it works, and uh the moment it doesn't, it's like, okay, why did I do this in the first place? Oh no, keep the keep the shorts up. I'm I'm I'm here for the six inches.

unknown 22:38

The six inches.

SPEAKER_02 22:39

The shorts at six inches. The six inch inseams. Oh. Oh man. So how's everybody's uh weeks going in the comments? Let me hear let me hear some stories about you guys. We've uh was on a fucking filibuster.

SPEAKER_01 22:59

Where do I go?

SPEAKER_02 23:02

Oh that we're we're trading for frickin' minor leaguers to start for us. We we traded for uh uh shoemate from the Yankees, a career minor leaguer to play appreciate it. We we traded for shoemate, a career minor league infielder for the Yankees to come and play, to come and start for us. That's how down bad we are. It's it's uh and your Don's having a career start to his year, uh leading the league with on base percentage and home runs and slugging percentage. So it it's it's absolutely insane how great of a year he's having, but it's going to nothing. We're we'll rattle off like two or three wins and then have like six straight losses. It's it's it sucks. Uh our pitching is not there. We got to figure it out. Braves have been killing it. They're uh I have they lost a series yet? I think they were the last ones not to lose a series, but have they? Ooh, I would hate to see your Don as a padre. I need to keep him in town. Him, him, Cam Smith, and um Hunter Brown are the uh are the untouchables. Everyone else you can have.

SPEAKER_05 24:18

We're back.

SPEAKER_02 24:18

And I think we're good to go. We're back to save the day. Can I get some water?

SPEAKER_01 24:26

Alright. So uh that weekend we're gonna be making some uh J Love. Oh, Jeremiah. Jeremiah Love. Wow. Him and Trey Benson in the backfield. And um James Connor. Who's the who's the QB who went there?

SPEAKER_00 24:42

Getting off topic.

SPEAKER_01 24:43

And getting off topic. Anyway, um, so this is uh gonna be called Away from the Table. This is just gonna be when we can make some content as a group all together, and we're not here in the studio. We've been talking about doing some stuff like this for a while. Um really, really excited to get to spend some time with these guys outside of the walls of this studio. So on uh Saturday, May 16th, Danny will be our spare tire, as we called it before the show. No, we're gonna have uh we're gonna take the wives with us and we're gonna go out to Pensacola for something called Pickles and Wings Fest. It's gonna be a great time. We would love uh if anybody wants to tag along, you are more than welcome, I think. We we can we can convoy out there. Uh I believe it's a free event, and then you can just pay for the food. It's just like food truck fest, uh free to get in, and then you just pay for food as you're out there.

SPEAKER_02 25:34

Uh interesting tabs open.

SPEAKER_01 25:36

Oh, yeah, the tabs are that's a spoiler for what we're going over tonight. Danny's Danny's uh I've been researching really unhinged on some of the stuff we're talking about. But uh and then on Sunday, we will be going golfing, the three of us, and since all three of us are absolutely garbage golfers, we will be trying to uh break 100.

SPEAKER_02 25:58

Together or separate?

SPEAKER_01 25:59

Together together, together. We'll be playing we'll be playing best ball, select shot. Cool. I might uh I might see if we can get Jeffrey to go with us to do some recording, and that way we'll have a fourth person. Uh, and we don't get sent with a or set with a random. Or maybe David Ham can go with us and just have some fun. We'll see.

SPEAKER_02 26:18

We don't take any of his shots, though. No, we can't take any shots. Unless the three of our drives or our shots are just like at we lose three balls.

SPEAKER_01 26:27

We we can set a David, we can we can make it a David Ham wild card where we but uh pickles and wings fest. It's gonna be a great time. Really looking forward to that. Um no chance at breaking 100, this man said. We're gonna do it, dude.

SPEAKER_02 26:41

Final score 106.

SPEAKER_01 26:42

No, we're gonna do it. I'll tell you what.

SPEAKER_00 26:44

Final score 983.

SPEAKER_01 26:46

I'll tell you what, doesn't Danny work at Top Golf. You would you would think that would mean something?

SPEAKER_00 26:51

It don't mean anything.

SPEAKER_01 26:52

She she works.

SPEAKER_00 26:54

No, I gotta run them. She works, but I'm not gonna buy any until I know that like this is something I'm gonna do for a while. Not something I'm gonna do once or twice and buy $600 clubs for.

SPEAKER_01 27:07

Oh, you think $600?

SPEAKER_00 27:08

Although I know how much they are, those are like the cheapest ones I've seen.

SPEAKER_01 27:12

We need some we need some clubs for Danny. If anybody watching has a set of clubs that they can spare. Righty? Oh, righty. Yeah, righty.

SPEAKER_02 27:20

So I just I didn't want it someone going, oh, I've got some left-handed clubs out in the shed.

SPEAKER_01 27:26

I actually she's getting better. I believe that.

SPEAKER_00 27:28

I'm actually really good with the junior club.

SPEAKER_01 27:31

Okay, I have a junior set out there.

SPEAKER_00 27:34

I'm really good with junior clubs.

SPEAKER_01 27:36

I do have a junior set. We need a betting pool over or under on a hundred. So between the three of us, I think we I think we can get it. I think I think we can do it. I'll tell you what.

SPEAKER_00 27:46

Are we playing the first nine?

SPEAKER_01 27:48

No, oh no, we're gonna do this.

SPEAKER_00 27:49

We're gonna do it the whole 18, we ain't getting 100.

SPEAKER_01 27:52

We especially if we have her tea off in the women's tease.

SPEAKER_00 27:55

Oh yeah. Oh, is it closer?

SPEAKER_01 27:56

It is.

SPEAKER_00 27:57

Is it signal headlessly gun?

SPEAKER_02 28:02

They make pills for that.

SPEAKER_01 28:08

Ooh, cobra. Tyler spaulding. Sir, this is a kid show. She can use my cobra. Absolute weirdo. I mean kid's show.

SPEAKER_02 28:24

I'm not gonna ask that question because it could have some legal ramifications. I'm not gonna ask it on here. I will ask it after the show. What? You can rent clubs at you can rent clubs at Top Golf, right? To use in the bays.

SPEAKER_00 28:43

Yeah. But you can say I'm not gonna steal a set of clubs. I'm not saying steal, just borrow them. Borrow the clubs.

SPEAKER_02 28:54

Borrow them for the afternoon. I will bring them back tomorrow. I mean, they're yes, they're good clubs, but they've also been rented out multiple times.

SPEAKER_00 29:07

Not our women's wins. Our women's clubs have not been rented out once, and they're really nice Rivas. Well, they need to they need to be used. They're awesome.

SPEAKER_01 29:14

Callaway Rivas are they're they're great clubs. Well, they're so nice. They need to be used then. Yeah, they do. Used and to be used.

SPEAKER_00 29:21

I used them the other day.

SPEAKER_01 29:24

We need to take them out.

SPEAKER_02 29:25

They need to see more than just that. They need to be out in the world.

SPEAKER_01 29:30

So before we get into the body of the show, we have two more things. I have two more things that I want to do. First of all, we have the screen share. Let's take them. Uh let's show off some of our friends' merchandise over at GBL. We got the uh Goat Bear and Lobster Prentify shop pulled up here. And uh Danny's gonna scroll through and show you guys some of the cool stuff that they have over on their website. Uh, these are our friends, Goat Bear and Lobster. Obviously, that's their umbrella. Uh, they have so many, so many fun things that they do. They have a small group podcast, so go check that out. Um we just started a new project last night that I was thankful to be a part of that uh I don't think he's ready to quite announce yet because we're not distributing it quite yet. But um just some cool stuff that they have going on. Um, of course, right here, what do we got? Bye bye, Lil' Sebastian, for you Parks and Rec fans. And as you can see over there, we've got different sizes, we've got different colors. These guys uh they're the and they'll make a shirt. If if you've got something that you want a shirt for, they'll get it made, they'll they'll get it on their website. And I the can you can we read that shirt, Drew? What does that say?

SPEAKER_02 30:36

Catalina wine mixer.

SPEAKER_01 30:40

All the different colors, and you get to preview it in your color too, whatever color you want, which is one of my favorite things about Prentify. You can see all the different colors. Gang gang. GBL. GBL. Not legal in California. Why would you even want to go to California? That's the thing. May cause cancer. What?

SPEAKER_00 31:00

May cause cancer. Oh, this one my mom can beat up your mom.

SPEAKER_01 31:06

I love that. I love that. So just go check out these guys. Uh Danny, do you can you read the name of the website so I don't butcher it?

SPEAKER_00 31:14

Goatbearlobster.printify.me.

SPEAKER_02 31:18

There you go. And we will, of course, what? Carnell Tate just went to the Titans. Four overall.

SPEAKER_01 31:24

Nice. Good, good for Cam Ward. Good for Cam Ward. Um, and then there's one more thing. I feel like you should fix that. I'm not touching it. That's the thing. It's just going down. Maybe I need to touch it, it'll stay up. Um kid show. Um, did you know we have a critically acclaimed author in this room right now? So we have a songwriter. And we have a critically acclaimed author. His name is Drew Gorman. And this man wrote a book. And it has sold a ton of copies. So will you put it on Drew only so he can show off his book to the camera? There we go. Drew Gorman, baseball beer, and bathroom breaks. It's a real thing. And I asked Drew if he wouldn't mind, because I did a little scan through this book earlier, and the first page I opened up to caught my eye. And it's chapter 11. So I'm gonna ask Drew Chapter 10, excuse me. I asked Drew if he would read a little excerpt from chapter 10 of his book.

SPEAKER_02 32:36

So it's uh Kyle Knows Best, Chapter 10. The uh introduction to Kyle's wisdom. Let me tell you a bit about my best friend Kyle. If there was ever a man with the uncanny ability to intertwine beer, baseball, and bathroom breaks into a perfect symphony of timing, it's him. How many pictures? Zero pictures. Kyle, Kyle's not just my buddy, he's a walking encyclopedia of sports stats and a magician of the restroom routine. Anyone who's ever watched a game with him will instantly know that he's not only there for the plays, but also for those critical moments when nature calls. Because for Kyle, those moments are a part of the game strategy. It's a legitimate book. There's no pictures.

SPEAKER_01 33:39

So it's not a legitimate book.

SPEAKER_02 33:43

Yeah, it's uh a solid, let's see, 241 pages.

SPEAKER_01 33:51

You ever uh oh I've been replaced. Oh well, great chapter. Yeah. Yeah, where's your book, Scott? I thought we were best friends. Welcome to the dude. I've got two of the top, two of the top three here. There's only only the number one seed. Actually, Scott's the number one seed. You might be the number two now.

SPEAKER_05 34:12

Where's Mitchell?

SPEAKER_01 34:13

Where the hell's Mitchell? He'll be here for Memorial Day weekend. Really excited for that. Wow.

SPEAKER_02 34:20

This is uh this is one heck of a book here.

SPEAKER_01 34:22

I dude critically acclaimed.

SPEAKER_02 34:24

How many how many copies have you sold? Sold over five million copies worldwide. It's uh The Art of Timing Poops Perfectly During Sports. Poops. Bestseller, number one book of the year.

SPEAKER_01 34:36

Have you ever um like read have you ever read a book to your wife?

SPEAKER_02 34:44

No.

SPEAKER_01 34:44

Have you ever written a book about your wife? No. No? How about you? You ever well, not your wife?

unknown 34:51

Not your wife.

SPEAKER_01 34:52

Oh my god, Jake McGowan. Breaking news. This guy has absolutely dumped on spiders for years. And my man had a good time. I'm telling you, it it's actually a fun time. Yeah, it is. It is a really fun time. The only thing I don't like about like, and it's not spiders' fault, because Ed and his crew are fantastic. Every team I've been on has been fun. The event's incredible. I don't know how they do it. It's it's just great. The only thing I don't like about events like that is I think it was 2021. It was the last one I played in, or 22. I paid and I got to play three games because of the weather.

SPEAKER_00 35:35

Oh, that was um what 2021 because we all went down to a one pitch. Yeah, that's right. That was my first and only year playing because I was like, I'm not doing this. We're not doing this again.

SPEAKER_02 35:47

Weather's the only thing that derails a tournament like that because for whatever reason, it's the it it's a it's an absolute anomaly in the sports world, in the in any world. It's an absolute anomaly how well it's run.

SPEAKER_01 36:05

Yeah, yeah, I know. It it's it's really it's really done well, but um Yeah, that was a disaster of a year.

SPEAKER_00 36:12

Ugh, it was horrible. It sucked.

SPEAKER_02 36:14

Yeah, and I mean I think I was supposed that that time I think I was supposed to play at like 11, 11 in the morning, and I don't think I played, I think I played at like 8 45 p.m.

SPEAKER_01 36:26

It was 2021 because we all we uh me, you, Marcus Wisner, like we hung out at the studio for a while behind Bose because we were like, we were okay, well we're supposed to play in an hour, and we didn't end up playing until the sun went down that night.

SPEAKER_02 36:38

We just sat at the studio at Bose forever. Everything got moved to the turfs because Frank Brown wasn't underwater training. Yeah, yeah. But they had but somehow the next morning they had it ready to go. That's the creature that's that's a testament to Frank Brown, because no matter what, they're gonna make sure those fields get played.

SPEAKER_00 36:55

Can we like talk about how the week or two before the tournament, a tornado hit Frank Brown?

SPEAKER_01 37:03

And just destroyed the fence?

SPEAKER_00 37:04

Destroyed everything.

SPEAKER_01 37:05

So they were already down a field. Yeah, yeah. And insane. What a wild, wild thing. All right, uh, so we have some crazy stuff to go into on the show tonight. Then Danny brought up earlier the Martin House. Um, and so we started talking about it, and I made a post about it on my page because for some reason I've been getting a lot of traction on random posts. So I I posted it on my page, and uh, I should have had you pull this up so that we could read through some of the comments.

SPEAKER_02 37:32

But there were um Can I get a brief rundown of what exactly it is?

SPEAKER_00 37:38

You didn't read the article?

SPEAKER_02 37:39

I did not. I will I will allow Danny. I write books.

SPEAKER_00 37:42

You give them homework to do when they don't do it.

SPEAKER_02 37:44

I write books, I don't read books.

SPEAKER_01 37:46

That's fair. That's fair. That's fair. This is a critically acclaimed author, so let's not disrespect him, please. You have an author and a songwriter. What have you done today? I went to work. She she mopped. So so Angela Noore in the comments um says that the Martin House thing has been debunked. So I'm gonna, Danny, if you don't mind.

SPEAKER_00 38:07

It's a big urban legends, but apparently.

SPEAKER_01 38:09

It it's it's crazy.

SPEAKER_00 38:10

So it But there's many different stories I've heard, so I believe that's not real.

SPEAKER_01 38:14

So give him the the the big one.

SPEAKER_00 38:17

This one?

SPEAKER_01 38:18

Well, no, well, the uh of what everybody has kind of been raised to believe about the Martin House.

SPEAKER_00 38:24

Basically, uh but so what I the first story I heard um was that this band, Mr. Martin, killed his family because his wife uh was hooking up with one of the uh servant boys. Whatever.

SPEAKER_01 38:41

Um decapitated one of the children, yes.

SPEAKER_00 38:43

I heard he decapitated one of them and then shoved their bodies into the column, the brick columns that hold the gate. I've heard that one. And I've also heard the story where he hung all the kids, his wife, the servant, and himself in the same tree.

SPEAKER_01 38:58

That's right. The the tree right there by the lake. Yeah. So people have said that this place is haunted.

SPEAKER_00 39:08

And it's a creepy house.

SPEAKER_01 39:10

And if you go there and you look at it, like so basically people they've uh they've propped porcelain dolls up in the um up in the window where that you could see from the street. And the first time I went out there was like two in the morning, and you see that doll staring at you, and I didn't know it was a prop.

SPEAKER_02 39:28

Why why would you go at two in the morning? Because why not?

SPEAKER_01 39:32

Isn't it hainted? Jules says. Yeah, it's um it's apparently haunted. Now it depends on who you ask. Because I know that my mom has been there, and I know a lot of people have been there for events. They used to um they used to host events there. You used to be able to do stuff downstairs. Now you can never go upstairs. People are not allowed upstairs.

SPEAKER_00 39:54

Upstairs is if you've ever seen the house, this is what the house looks like.

SPEAKER_01 39:59

It's right here in Millville. It's uh it's it's about what five minutes from here.

SPEAKER_00 40:03

It's not far, it's on Bayou Drive.

SPEAKER_01 40:05

Yeah. We could get there in five minutes. Yeah. It's um beautiful, beautiful home. Uh it's still maintained. I believe the plant owns it, if I'm not mistaken.

SPEAKER_00 40:15

Um train? Train train has it?

SPEAKER_01 40:21

Does train have it now? I think so. Okay, okay. So when it when the uh paper mill was still a thing, they owned it.

SPEAKER_00 40:26

Or maybe they do. Maybe they still do.

SPEAKER_01 40:29

One of the two. I I feel like I've heard train recently, though, so I feel like you might be on to maybe. I'm not sure. Anyway, somebody owns it and they have events there. But um the They hold meetings and stuff.

SPEAKER_02 40:40

Springfield, not Millville, bro.

SPEAKER_01 40:45

I feel like that's Millville.

SPEAKER_00 40:47

Over on Bayou Drive.

SPEAKER_01 40:49

Yeah. It's like five minutes from here. You just get on.

SPEAKER_00 40:55

It's a very creepy house.

SPEAKER_01 40:56

So you get on business 98. Do you go home business?

SPEAKER_00 40:58

Beautiful house, but creepy.

SPEAKER_01 41:00

No? Okay. Never mind. You it it's it's really crazy. Like you can look at it like so you have to pull up this side road to even get to the gate where you can see it. So, which is by you drive. Um, you you pull up this little side road, and you can there's a little roundabout right there. You can pull your car around and get out and go stare at stand at the gate, and you can see right into some of the windows.

SPEAKER_02 41:23

Arvell Reese just went to the Giants at five, and the Chiefs have traded up to number six with the Browns. They try uh Chiefs acquire number six pick from the Browns for number nine and number nine, seventy-four, and one forty-eight.

SPEAKER_01 41:42

So it's right on the Parker Spoon.

SPEAKER_00 41:44

We literally drive past it every day, almost.

SPEAKER_01 41:48

What?

SPEAKER_00 41:49

The Martin House.

SPEAKER_01 41:50

Yeah, if you if you take business 98 here, you you drive it every day right by it. Yeah. Uh it it's um, so you go over that little bridge that's got the lake on the right and the gulf or the bay right there on the left, if you're heading home at least. Um, and it's right there on the right. Like if you look at it.

SPEAKER_00 42:08

Should we go visit it?

SPEAKER_01 42:10

Right now?

SPEAKER_00 42:10

Yeah. Oh I'm in.

SPEAKER_01 42:13

Not at night. I can't do it at night.

SPEAKER_00 42:16

It's very, it's very eerie at night. I don't like it.

SPEAKER_01 42:19

Let's go. Sun's gotta be up for me. No. I cowered. Come on, we do it.

SPEAKER_00 42:23

I went there and I stayed in the car, and I was like, I'm not doing it. I'm not doing it. I'm not doing it.

SPEAKER_02 42:27

We go together.

SPEAKER_01 42:28

I'll go during the day.

SPEAKER_02 42:29

No, we go together. If we're gonna break 100, we gotta do this as a team.

SPEAKER_01 42:32

Do we we'll go there though in that morning? But um field trip.

SPEAKER_00 42:37

Katie and mom would go in a heartbeat.

SPEAKER_02 42:39

Everyone's gonna everyone meet at the Martin House in 10. We're we're gonna figure this.

SPEAKER_01 42:45

Yeah, yeah, Jim. I'm scared. Because apparently this rumor's been debunked, which I'll let Danielle read here in a second. But uh I I tell you what, your boy is not testing that theory. I'm I'm not about that life, okay? So apparently it's been debunked. And it's not true at all. There was never been a murder there. Ever.

SPEAKER_02 43:11

How do you I'm not gonna say how do you how do you go so long with saying there's a murder, but back then there's not like I could tell you something right now and it's living in infamy. Uh I'm I'm gonna stop this statement. There was there was no way for anyone to like disprove or prove something back in the day. Whereas right now there's 75 different ways someone could prove or disprove you.

SPEAKER_01 43:44

Yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_02 43:45

That's that's fair. That's the gist of what I was trying to say a minute ago.

SPEAKER_01 43:49

So Elise brings up a uh a bridge.

SPEAKER_00 43:53

Oh, yes. I was just that was one of the stories I was looking at.

SPEAKER_01 43:55

So Danielle has more scary stories, but read so read Angela's comment about the Martin House and then. Uh Danielle has a couple more creepy stories.

SPEAKER_00 44:03

Okay, so this is the comment about the Mart Martin house.

SPEAKER_01 44:05

It doesn't Oh god, there goes YouTube.

SPEAKER_00 44:07

Oh no.

SPEAKER_01 44:08

Anyway.

SPEAKER_00 44:09

Um it doesn't tell a story of it, but um it says the Martin House or the Martin family moved here and there was a house on the property that no longer exists because that no longer exists because it was haunted, and the mother-in-law lived in the tiny haunted house. It was really electrical issues and not haunted. Not a single life was lost on that property, by the way, and there is a living member still alive today, and she's a teacher in Fort Fort Watan. The reason why the Martin family moved away was because the pollution, they had a pond of dolphins that would come into the channel before it was blocked off, and one day one of those dolphins they cared for was floating dead, and they all s and they simply all moved and went about their lives. The boy became a captain and died many years ago. No murder, no cool stories, just a sad story about a dead dolphin. You can find this information in the book Haunted Panhandle. Martin House has been debunked.

SPEAKER_01 45:03

What a bummer.

SPEAKER_02 45:04

All down to a dolphin.

SPEAKER_01 45:05

Dead humans don't bother me. But the uh but the dead dolphins.

SPEAKER_02 45:11

But why put why put porcelain dolls in the people to continue to draw?

SPEAKER_01 45:17

So there's another comment. There's a couple comments on there that have stories from it. But um one of the comments claims they took a Ouija board in there.

SPEAKER_00 45:30

No, thank you.

SPEAKER_01 45:31

Yeah. Not me. I'll pass on the Ouija board.

SPEAKER_00 45:35

Oh, I I used to work, okay. Me and my friends got in years ago, played a Ouija board in the attic, and I can promise you I've never touched one again and never stepped foot on the property again. Truly haunted house. They completely remodeled the downstairs, and but the upstairs and attic hasn't been touched. Stay satanic shit all over the walls and crap.

SPEAKER_01 45:56

So uh yeah, it turns into a like a pissing contest in the comments.

SPEAKER_02 46:05

These these are pick this is the fastest first round I'm I'm watching.

SPEAKER_01 46:10

Like this thing is moving quick. It's so terrible. Draft, there's nobody to pick.

SPEAKER_02 46:16

Mansour Delaney, Chiefs traded up for Mansoor Delane, the corner from LSU.

SPEAKER_01 46:21

They traded up to six for him.

SPEAKER_02 46:22

Yeah, the commander's pick is already in. Jesus. Like it was just announced two seconds ago that they were on the clock, and now the pick's already in.

SPEAKER_01 46:33

What are you uh scoffing at over there? You're reading the pissing contest.

SPEAKER_00 46:36

I'm just reading some of these comments. Like, I just hate people who are like, no, you're absolutely wrong. Who cares?

SPEAKER_01 46:42

Was this all on your?

SPEAKER_00 46:43

It's on his thing.

SPEAKER_01 46:45

Your post? Yeah, yeah, it's all on my post. You can go check it out.

SPEAKER_00 46:48

It's it's a it's a lot.

SPEAKER_02 46:49

Hey, you're monetized again, aren't you?

SPEAKER_01 46:51

I am. I am. I'm hoping that that that one keep boosting it, baby. That's why I posted it on my page. I'm like, yeah. I'm gonna I'm gonna get us some uh try to get some traction on that.

SPEAKER_00 47:01

Whether it was real or not, it's an urban legend and it's fun to have urban legends, so why ruin the fun? I I And also, why are you down like doubting someone else's experience?

SPEAKER_01 47:14

If that really happened to him, then it's hard to I want to tell you a story why I believe this is true. Okay, go ahead.

SPEAKER_00 47:21

Um, not on the show. It's not my I'm not gonna air that out on the show. But I will I will tell you afterwards.

SPEAKER_01 47:26

Who's that that commented? Who's the blue?

SPEAKER_00 47:30

Lori Oates.

SPEAKER_01 47:31

Okay, what's it say? Book on Amazon.

SPEAKER_00 47:32

There's a book on Amazon about the Barton house, and I don't know what it's about. Haven't read it, and just saw an ad or something for it once.

SPEAKER_01 47:38

Send it to me. I would love to read it. First, I gotta learn how to read.

SPEAKER_02 47:41

But I got a book for you.

SPEAKER_00 47:43

Oh, that's what she says. Well, you should pick up a book every once in a while.

SPEAKER_01 47:49

Send it, send me the link, Lori. Oh, by the way, hi Lori. Good to see you in the comments. That's my cousin.

SPEAKER_02 47:55

Bellamy Bridge.

SPEAKER_01 47:57

Yeah, so Danielle has other stories pulled up that we're gonna talk about for creepy local stuff. There's some um there's some messed up stuff that's happened in this area, by the way, for what it's worth.

SPEAKER_00 48:08

Oh, yeah.

SPEAKER_01 48:09

Really, really messed up stuff, especially in Mariana.

SPEAKER_00 48:14

How many of y'all have heard, and I'm sure you have, because some of this stuff is very, very recent. Like the last 13 years recent. Have you heard of the um Dozier School for Boys in Mariana, Florida? Drop us in the drop in the comments if you've ever heard any stories about that place.

SPEAKER_01 48:35

So if you ever did you ever come to my house in Mariana? Only once.

SPEAKER_02 48:38

Uh it was not your house.

SPEAKER_01 48:41

It was I wasn't living there anymore. Yeah. It was after we moved out, that's right.

SPEAKER_02 48:44

You had to go pick up. We were at the springs and I'd I was following you somewhere to to Dave's, I think.

SPEAKER_01 48:50

So if you've ever traveled to Mariana from Panama City or from most any in if you're ever coming from the uh from the west heading east, heading uh going to Mariana, you would uh often either have to take 167 uh from 231, or you would have to take Interstate 10 and get off on uh exit 130 or 136, which took you to 267. And that was Kinesville Road, and it um it would link you into Mariana, get you to Highway 90, and all that stuff. But right there, off the interstate, there's an old school for boys, and it's it's shut down. You when you drive by it, recently shut down. Like in the last lay after that in my years. Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 49:33

Recently.

SPEAKER_01 49:34

And you could drive by it and you can feel the difference in the air. Like you could just feel that something bad happened there. Before you even read this story, if you drive by it, you can literally feel that something bad happened there. You want to go visit it? I I would never walk in there. Absolutely effing not. I like the creepy old bride woman.

SPEAKER_00 49:56

I don't think so.

SPEAKER_01 49:57

The creepy old bridewoman that would scare me.

SPEAKER_00 49:59

The Melanie Bridge one.

SPEAKER_01 50:00

Ghost children. Nah, nah. I don't think so. So read the story.

SPEAKER_00 50:06

Okay. The Florida School for Boys, also known as the Author G. Dozier School for Boys, AGDS, was a reformed school operated by the state of Florida in the Panhandle Town of Mariana from June 1st, 1900. Okay. To June 30th, 2011.

SPEAKER_02 50:28

Good Lord.

SPEAKER_00 50:29

2011. Okay. A second campus was opened in the town of Okeechobee in 1955. For a time, it was the largest juvenile reform institution in the United States. Throughout its 111-year history, the school gained reputation for abuse, beatings, rapes, torture, and even murder of students by staff. Despite periodic investigations, changes in its leadership, and promises to improve, the cruelty and abuse continued. After the school failed a state inspection in 2009, the governor ordered a full investigation. Many of the historic and recent allegations of abuse and violence were confirmed by separate investigations by the Florida Department of Law Enforcement in 2010 and by the Civil Rights Division of the United States Department of Justice in 2011. State authorities closed the school permanently in June 2011. At the time of its closure, it was part of the of the Florida Department of Juvenile Justice. Because of questions about the number of deaths at the school and high number of unmarked graves, the state granted permission for forensic anthropology survey by Aaron Kimmerl. I butchered that last name, sorry, of the University of South Florida in 2012. Her team identified 55 burials on the ground, most outside the cemetery, and documented nearly a hundred deaths at the school. In January 2016, Kimmerley issued her final report having made seven DNA matches and 14 pre presumptive identifications of remains. They continued to work on identification. Three times as many black as white students died and were buried at Dozier. USF reports noted that excluding a 1914 event in which an estimated six to ten white children were killed in a fire, the racial balance of deaths with deaths was consistent with the school's overall population demographics.

SPEAKER_01 52:35

So some backstory on that. Basically, it was a disciplinary school for boys. It was like a um Like a boarding school. Like a boarding school, but um Military school, I guess you could say. Yeah, yeah, that that's the word I was looking for. But like a boot camp school. Um the child the kids would die and they would still they would write letters to their parents still.

SPEAKER_02 52:58

Collect collect the funds for having the kid.

SPEAKER_01 53:02

Yeah, yeah. Like they they would never tell them that their kids were dead, and they would still write the letters and um horrible, horrible story. And like she said, 2016 was when that report came out. So this happened ten years ago.

SPEAKER_02 53:14

Wow. Ran from 1900 to 2011.

SPEAKER_00 53:19

In 1968, Florida Governor Claude Kirk said after a visit to the school where he found overcrowding and poor conditions that somebody should have blown the whistle a long time ago. At this time, the school housed five hundred and sixty-four boys, some for offenses as minor as school truancy, running away from home, or in corru uh I don't know how to say that. I'm not gonna pronounce it either. Including cigarette smoking. They ranged in age from 10 to 16 years old. The White House was closed in 1967. Officially, corporal punish officially, corporal punishment at the school was banned in August 1968. So they had this White House where they would take these boys to punish them. They were also known as the White House Boys.

SPEAKER_01 54:08

Horrible.

SPEAKER_00 54:09

In 1982, and it's an inspection revealed that boys at the school were hog tied and kept in isolation for weeks at a time. In 1985, the media reported that young ex-students of the school sentenced to jail terms for crimes committed at Dozier had subsequently been the victims of torture by guards at the Jackson County jail. The prison guards typically handcuffed the teenagers and hanged them from the bars of their cells, sometimes for over an hour. The guards said that their superiors approved the practice and that it was routine. Oh my god. In 1994, this school was placed under the management of a newly created Florida Department of Juvenile Justice, which operated the school until it was cl until its closure in 2011. By this time, the school had facilities to house 135 inmates. Many of the boys sent there had been convicted of rape or committing lewd acts on other children. On September 16th, 1998, a resident of the school lost his right arm in a washing machine. A lawsuit was filed against the institution, and the plaintiff awarded the undisclosed amount in 2003. In 2000 in April 2007, the acting superintendent of the school and one other employee were fired following allegations of abuse of inmates. The state officially acknowledged the abuses had taken place there. The White House boys, a group of adult supervisors who had been held he held there in the 1950s and 1960s, were speaking out about the press and conditions and their experience. Oh, talking to the press about their conditions and experiences. In October 2008, several of them attended the state ceremony to install a historic plaque at the now closed White House that acknowledged the brutal pass that was carried nationwide. In late 2009, the school failed its annual expect inspection. Among the other problems, the inspection found that boy that the school failed to deal properly with numerous complaints by the boys held there, including allegations of continued mistreatment by guards, State Representative Daryl Russen said the system was struggling to move past the long-standing culture of violence and abuse. The U.S. Department of Justice conducted a survey of 195 U.S. facilities, including Florida School for Boys. According to its 2010 report, 11.3% of boys surveyed at the school reported that they had been subject to sexual abuse by staff using force in the last 12 months. And 10.3% reported that they they had been subject to it without the use of force. 2.2% reported sexual victimization by another inmate. DOJ said that these proceedings meant to meant the home was deemed to have neither high nor low rates of sexual criminal victimization compared to other institutions assessed in the survey.

SPEAKER_01 57:15

Horrible, hor like just again, and when you drive by, so there's there's um like the buildings are all falling apart now, and it's you can see like all the buildings are they're all still there.

SPEAKER_02 57:27

I believe the word you're looking for is dilapidated.

SPEAKER_01 57:30

Dilapidated. Like this show. Dave says this is still not as long as the Drew story.

SPEAKER_00 57:38

And and uh Lori a lot happened, okay?

SPEAKER_01 57:41

The washing machine had me stumped too. She said, wait, like he was in the washing machine and it ripped his arm off. I'm in the washing machine step, bro.

SPEAKER_00 57:50

He was like reaching into the washing machine and something happened with it and it ripped his arm off. I mean that's what I'm thinking.

SPEAKER_02 58:01

Don't uh the Saints pick is in. Okay, alright.

SPEAKER_01 58:08

We're just waiting on uh serious conversation, and this guy's just NFL drafting over here. Jordan Tyson, Arizona State wide receiver.

SPEAKER_02 58:17

Why is that who you want? Uh would have rathered Ruben Bain.

SPEAKER_00 58:22

Jordan Tate.

SPEAKER_01 58:24

Uh would have rathered Reuben Bain, but yeah. Well, he's got some stuff on his record right now that's not the greatest.

SPEAKER_02 58:33

We need we need a wide receiver.

SPEAKER_01 58:34

Oh, so Shelby said they tore down some of the buildings and it's the sheriff's department now. I know they keep some uh maybe some dogs out there, if I'm not mistaken. Um I don't know if they're the K like the police canines or if it's a uh a dog shelter, but I know that there's dogs out there as well. Used to see them all the time. Well cared for. It's just like they have indoor and outdoor pens.

SPEAKER_02 58:59

It's just a sad situation that so many things had happened there over the years, over and over and over, and nothing got done.

SPEAKER_01 59:08

Nothing got done. And it's because Mariana, man. It's it's a hole in the wall town.

SPEAKER_00 59:14

The fact that it's so recent.

SPEAKER_01 59:16

And that's the frightening thing, is that like we had like maybe not social media, but the media was a thing in the 90s.

SPEAKER_00 59:26

Like we had the knowledge of it, we just had no idea what was going on.

SPEAKER_01 59:30

Look how much evidence we have of like the foul like the foul play of 9-11. Like, and I'm not trying to get down the rabbit hole of that right now, but that's 2001, and we've just got evidence upon evidence upon evidence of things that don't line up for that event. So how like how was nobody further investigating something like this where it's literally freaking children? It's absolutely terrible. And I hope that all the uh hope that all those families found peace or closure or something. What you looking up now?

SPEAKER_00 1:00:05

I'm gonna look have you heard the Bellamy one?

SPEAKER_01 1:00:07

I have not heard the Bellamy Bridge situation.

SPEAKER_00 1:00:09

So this one, we'll we'll do this one and then we'll kinda this one Elise told me to look up.

SPEAKER_01 1:00:18

How's she doing out there? She's doing good. Is she having fun? Very good.

SPEAKER_00 1:00:21

I'm not reading that, it's way too long.

SPEAKER_01 1:00:24

It literally looked like a newspaper article.

SPEAKER_00 1:00:27

I mean, it's a very pretty bridge.

SPEAKER_01 1:00:30

Is it Mariana?

SPEAKER_00 1:00:31

Um, yes. So this is the bridge. I mean, very pretty, obviously. It'd be nice to take somewhere like creepy pictures or something.

SPEAKER_01 1:00:41

Yeah, gorgeous.

SPEAKER_00 1:00:42

Take creepy pictures.

SPEAKER_01 1:00:44

I would go at like one o'clock in the afternoon for sure with 20 other people.

SPEAKER_00 1:00:50

Alright, so this says a spooky swampy trail in Jackson County, Florida leads to this once stately Bellamy Bridge. This landmark is one of Florida's oldest wooden bridges. It's bridges. It's current current iteration?

SPEAKER_01 1:01:05

Iteration.

SPEAKER_00 1:01:06

Okay, iteration. I'm sorry, I'm stupid. Was built in 1940. Built in 1914, replacing the previous bridge from 1840. However, what sets Bellamy Bridge apart from other historic sites is its reputation as one of the most haunted locations in the sunshine state. The tragic tale of Elizabeth Bellamy is a local legend. According to accounts, Elizabeth was a young bride who met her sorrowful end after her dress caught fire on her wedding night. Her groom, in an attempt to save her, pushed Elizabeth into the Chipotle River, resulting in her untimely death. Based on the photos I've seen of the area, the bridge is in a remote location with no houses or structures nearby. I can't help but wonder what this couple was doing wandering around in a murky swamp in the dark of night and exactly how Elizabeth's gown ignited. But alas, such seemingly relevant questions have never been answered. Legends tells us that Elizabeth's husband, Dr. Samuel Bellamy, never got over the tragedy of her death. He mourned her loss for the next fifteen years before taking his own life on the day after Christmas. It is said his final wish was to be buried next to his wife. However, he was not allowed within the concentrate consecrated cemetery ground where she lay because he had committed suicide. Oh. There's some graveyards that are like that.

SPEAKER_01 1:02:35

Must be. Oh, okay.

SPEAKER_00 1:02:41

That would make sense. Samuel was instead laid to rest miles away in Chattahoochee, Florida, in a grave whose location has sadly been forgotten. Elizabeth Elizabeth's spirit rested quietly until his passing, then she began to search. Visitors have reported reported eerie encounters and unexplained phenomena around the bridge and along the half-mile path leading to it, dubbed the Bellamy Bridge Heritage Trail. Witnesses have described the apparition of a woman in a floating white gown, sometimes accompanied by a faint scent of gardenias, a flower now associated with Lisbeth. She now claimed to have heard disembodied whispers while others report her in drops. It doesn't okay. I can't finish the rest of it. It ends.

SPEAKER_01 1:03:31

Oh, okay. So no, thank you. The questions, I went there at Halloween around 10 p.m. He said didn't see anything special. Dave says on YouTube, it says it looks cool at night. Uh Lori and Elise going back and forth on Facebook about it. Lori saying she would haunt the groom. Elise said the man was trying to save his wife. And Lori, you know, saying, I mean he was, but dang. I uh I don't think wedding dresses spontaneously combust.

SPEAKER_00 1:04:01

In the middle of a swamp.

SPEAKER_01 1:04:03

In the middle of the swampland.

SPEAKER_02 1:04:05

No. Unless Johnny Knoxville's in one, but I don't think so.

SPEAKER_01 1:04:10

Get the new Jackass movie in June, too. We went and saw the last one together, right? No. No, we'll go see this one together.

SPEAKER_02 1:04:17

Maybe I'll see uh maybe unless not hit up BWW before.

SPEAKER_01 1:04:21

One dollar beer.

SPEAKER_02 1:04:23

Dollar Pitcher, baby. Um dollar baseball that you can eat. That was Dune.

SPEAKER_01 1:04:29

Yeah, that was for Doom, but that wasn't BWW.

SPEAKER_02 1:04:32

That was um Yeah, it was Buffalo Well Wings. No, it was working. We went after. We went to uh Angry Tuna after.

SPEAKER_01 1:04:40

No, we went to Angry Tuna before and had the beers. That's why you were pissing up a storm.

SPEAKER_02 1:04:44

We went Buffalo Well Wings first. We went Angry Tuna after.

SPEAKER_01 1:04:47

Okay, alright. Well, yeah, I don't know. Well, you had we had like three beers and you were peeing all night.

SPEAKER_02 1:04:52

Uh I had more than three.

SPEAKER_01 1:04:54

I'm trying to be we did walk. Never mind. We're good. Um I'm gonna have nightmares tonight. Thanks, Jill. I was literally sitting here, Jewel, like, you know what? I don't want to do this anymore. I'm getting scared.

SPEAKER_00 1:05:05

No, what what I think is creepy, what I actually kind of want to go look for is the phantom ghost ship of St. Andrews Bay.

SPEAKER_03 1:05:16

Uh what?

SPEAKER_00 1:05:18

Yes, a phantom ghost ship of St. Andrews Bay. Legend has it is a pirate ship was making its way into St. Andrews Pass um when a storm came along and overtook the ship basically and sank it, and none of the crew survived. Holy cow. And now they say that some of the pirates' bodies um roam the beaches of Shell Island at night. Like if you um sometimes you'll see like um glowing floating lights uh looking like lanterns, and that would be uh people the pirates looking for their treasure. But it said On Shell Island. On Shell Island, and if you go to the end of the jetties, apparently, allegedly, if you walk out um out to the end of the jetties on the rocks and And you look towards the opening of St. Andrew's Pass on like a misty day or like a foggy day or something like that, you'll see a ghost ship with its uh you know sails torn and holy cow. Yeah, I saw a picture of it and I was like, that's creepy.

SPEAKER_02 1:06:15

It sounds like the beginning of a Scooby-Doo movie. I got chips. It's creepy.

SPEAKER_03 1:06:21

It sounds like the beginning of Scooby-Doo. Holy shit, Scoob, it's a haunted beach.

SPEAKER_00 1:06:26

Like, I was like, I was deep diving into a bunch of this stuff last night.

SPEAKER_01 1:06:31

Holy cow. Dave says the Rust House in Mariana was on Paranormal House Hunters where they confirmed it was haunted. What is the Rust house?

SPEAKER_02 1:06:38

I don't know. Why are we just now finding out about all of these different places?

SPEAKER_01 1:06:42

We have to do a part two because Jewel also brought one up earlier with the Martin Anderson story that I'll I I would like to know more about.

SPEAKER_02 1:06:49

She said it was very eerily similar to the the the boys' home, which is absolutely appalling.

SPEAKER_01 1:06:56

So since we have quite a few viewers right now, I want everybody to do me a favor, because there's going to be a part two to this. We might actually jump back on this next week and do a little bit more uh research.

SPEAKER_02 1:07:04

Yeah, thank goodness. They uh we got these ideas of talking about this through our comment section.

SPEAKER_01 1:07:09

Yeah, I I really thank you guys for interacting and commenting and being a part of this.

SPEAKER_02 1:07:15

I was being I was being sassy because the uh whenever we said hey, what do you guys want us to talk about?

SPEAKER_00 1:07:22

No one said anything.

SPEAKER_01 1:07:24

Nobody no, this is fine though. I'll I'll take it here. I'll take it here. This is fine. So I um I I love these. So if you guys will do us a favor, just because we dumb. All right, uh send these to us, either uh either text one of us about them so you so we can look them up and talk about them on the show um next week, next Thursday night. So we'll talk about the Russ House next week. We'll talk about the Martin Anderson situation.

SPEAKER_02 1:07:52

And um why are they all in Mariana?

SPEAKER_01 1:07:55

Yeah, dude. Crazy. What a what a messed up city that was. Could I could have become a statistic is what I could have become.

SPEAKER_02 1:08:02

The Dolphins traded out with the Cowboys.

SPEAKER_01 1:08:06

Traded down?

SPEAKER_02 1:08:07

Traded down. Good. The Cowboys took their pick.

SPEAKER_01 1:08:09

I like that. And the pick is already in. What do we get? You know, hasn't made any good. I like that. You could trade like this draft sucks. Trade down. I like it. Uh Bay County 2006. Jewel, will you message that to me if you don't mind? Martin Anderson. Uh so we'll have we'll look that up, we'll research it all together, and we'll look up um we'll look up the Russ House and read about that a little bit. Um and we'll ask for more. The creepy, creepy stuff. Um, but stuff that has happened, it is so if even if you don't believe in the paranormal side of it, it's stuff that has happened here locally that people don't know about. And I think that that's there's some value in at least knowing about these things.

SPEAKER_02 1:08:52

Like everything that's been brought up, like Danny put this in a group chat the other day, and I was like, um, can I just get at least get a backstory so I can at least seem like I know what I'm doing?

SPEAKER_00 1:09:01

And I sent him the link and he didn't even read it.

SPEAKER_02 1:09:03

You didn't name read it. Sorry, I can't do work things at work. I can't do podcast stuff thing at things at work.

SPEAKER_00 1:09:10

I'm pretty sure this was last night.

SPEAKER_01 1:09:14

It was late last night.

SPEAKER_02 1:09:16

Sorry, I was asleep.

SPEAKER_01 1:09:19

What a turd, dude. What a turd. I'll tell you what, we better get the old Drew back. I'm I'm excited. I'm excited. That'll be my attentive Drew. That'll be my gratitude next week. Or maybe I'll wait. Thank you, Jewel. I love you. Good to see. Hey, uh, just one more thing. Thank you guys all legitimately for being in here tonight, being in the comments. The show is fun when it's the three of us, but it's it's the best when we've got interaction and uh we can hang out, talk, and just um just have I don't know, I don't know. It's like you guys make the show. Uh we will have a two-year birthday celebration coming up in June.

SPEAKER_02 1:09:59

Um that's the other thing that we've got in June that's gonna be. Well, that's what I was getting at. Lovely.

SPEAKER_01 1:10:05

We have to we have to figure that out. So we have to figure Shelby, if you're still watching, which I feel like you probably are, if you're not Dave is send me what weekend you're planning on doing your thing. Send me what weekend you're planning on doing your thing, and we'll pick one of the Saturdays that those two are not on to have our uh leave it at the table birthday bash, which we will have to figure out.

SPEAKER_02 1:10:29

We'll do not doing it here again.

SPEAKER_01 1:10:30

We're not doing it here again. No, I it was fun, it was a great time for obvious reasons.

SPEAKER_02 1:10:38

We we might have to have a uh picnic in the van.

SPEAKER_01 1:10:45

Okay, no. No, we'll figure it out. Um, we do have to find a venue for that. But there's definitely places around here we could probably get we can go to like there's parks and stuff where people can bring their kids and they can play on the park and we can have a big cookout, throw some football, have a good time, have some games. We'll figure it out. Have a catch. You will have a catch. All right, we're gonna end this episode with the same way that we end every single episode every week by telling each other something good, showing some gratitude. Um, because many times in our lives we find ourselves wrapped up in the things that we don't have instead of appreciating the things that we do. So, Drew, what are you grateful for this week?

SPEAKER_02 1:11:30

Um, as many of you know, there have been uh some complications for me at work recently. Uh, but uh through the power of positive affirmations, um my days are getting a lot, a lot better. Um just reminding, like like Kyle said, uh reminding myself that uh to appreciate the things that I have and that I have the ability to do. So um if you're ever struggling, um obviously you have us to talk to, but uh if you're ever struggling at any point in your life, just definitely uh remind yourself who you are. And it's not remind yourself of the good things that you have and that you are. And uh positive affirmations are a great way to start that. Just tell yourself I am safe, I am good, I am okay, I'm a happy person, and just remind yourself of that. It's good to just tell yourself that from time to time.

SPEAKER_01 1:12:31

Amen. Annie? What? Nothing at all.

SPEAKER_00 1:12:40

Dang thing.

SPEAKER_01 1:12:41

Oh no.

SPEAKER_00 1:12:42

My patience have been testing.

SPEAKER_01 1:12:45

Grateful that your patience is better than it used to be. It's still there.

SPEAKER_00 1:12:49

You know what I will say? I will say I'm grateful for the medication that keeps me on the loot even.

SPEAKER_01 1:12:58

I love you. Uh you know what, man? I I this week, and I just had it. Hold on, give me, give me like five seconds. Um, okay. I am very grateful from uh for the Mosley High School football family. Um I I just man, so we had the football charity scramble for the football program on Saturday, and of course, David and David and I played on, we were on separate teams, but we were both out there. Um I wanted to play with my dad and brother this year. And so me, dad, Tyler, and David, uh my brother-in-law Dave teamed up, and uh we went out there and played. It was such a good time.

SPEAKER_02 1:13:32

You said Dave and David Hayes, sorry.

SPEAKER_01 1:13:35

I thought David Dave. So so David Hayes, uh, we were on separate teams, but you got the fifth, twelfth overall, fifth, and uh, and two fifth round picks. Okay.

SPEAKER_02 1:13:49

So you went back one spot and got two more picks.

SPEAKER_01 1:13:52

Yeah. For day three. Not mad at that. Um your eyebrows look great. Thank you. I assume she's talking to you.

SPEAKER_00 1:14:03

Mine?

SPEAKER_02 1:14:04

I she just said your eyebrows look great.

SPEAKER_00 1:14:07

If you hear they do look great, thank you.

SPEAKER_01 1:14:08

Mine look fantastic. Thank you, Jewel.

SPEAKER_02 1:14:10

Mine are blonde. No one knows I have eyebrows. They blend in with my skin.

SPEAKER_01 1:14:16

Uh we had the Mosley charity scramble, and it was so fun. It's so many people came up to me, and I know they did the same to Dave, and they were like, Thank you guys for everything you do. We love you guys. Hey, we love listening to you. And it it's nice to um, number one, it's nice to be good at something. And I truthfully mean that from the bottom of my heart. Like it doing Mosley, like, is where I feel the most at home, and it's so fun. I'm so comfortable in the booth. And working with David is uh so so easy. Um and I do I just feel like I'm I'm really good at it. But getting to hear that it that people enjoy it and that I get to do something that people that makes people happy, um, it just means a lot. And it it then the fact that it means a lot to other people makes it even better. So very grateful for the Mosley High School family, very grateful for uh everybody that has is a part of that, and I'm excited for season number five in the booth, unbelievably enough. Um said that to Danny. That's not fair. That's not fair. My eyebrows are also on how do the kids say it on fleek. On fleek? Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 1:15:20

By the time that we know what they said, I think it's already passed. Yeah. We're at that age now.

SPEAKER_01 1:15:26

Fair enough. Your eyebrows look great. That's something to be grateful for, she was saying.

SPEAKER_00 1:15:32

I'm I'm grateful for my eyebrows. They could not exist. Which they almost did it.

SPEAKER_01 1:15:38

Could you imagine if I used to pick up the case?

SPEAKER_00 1:15:41

Thank goodness for the medicine. I used to I used to plug my eyebrows so much they would start here.

SPEAKER_01 1:15:47

Hey, what do you what is your opinion on drawn-on eyebrows?

SPEAKER_00 1:15:50

Um it just depends on how they look.

SPEAKER_01 1:15:54

So You get some tattooed eyebrows? I didn't realize that was such a popular thing until recently. And if you've ever have you ever seen a woman without her eyebrows?

SPEAKER_02 1:16:06

It's freaky.

SPEAKER_01 1:16:07

They look like Super Saiyan 3 Goku. Will you pull up a Google image of Super Saiyan 3 Goku? You can just type in SS3 Goku if you want. It'll Google will know what you mean. Just in case there's somebody in the comments that doesn't know what I'm talking about. Um it has to specifically be three. SS3 Goku. There he is. Yep, that one right there is perfect. Perfect. That is the image right there. Show him. Super Saiyan 3 Goku. That's what women, when you shave your eyebrows and you do your little you do your little sharpie. I know some of you don't have a choice, but this is what you look like in the morning.

SPEAKER_02 1:16:52

Some of you don't have a choice. I knew I knew a girl. I I used to work with a girl at an Applebee's that had them tattooed.

SPEAKER_00 1:17:00

Mine are microbladed.

SPEAKER_01 1:17:02

Didn't we work with a crazy? I don't want to say her name on the show. You know who I'm talking about. Oh, yeah, you know who I'm talking about. Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 1:17:12

Jewel says she draws hers on every day.

SPEAKER_00 1:17:18

That's true. She does. Jewel doesn't have eyebrows.

SPEAKER_01 1:17:21

What so is that she does?

SPEAKER_00 1:17:23

They're very, very thin.

SPEAKER_01 1:17:24

But but is that by choice or is that because yours are so thin?

SPEAKER_00 1:17:28

She likes hers that way.

SPEAKER_01 1:17:30

Well I just don't understand it.

SPEAKER_00 1:17:32

She likes them looking a certain way.

SPEAKER_01 1:17:34

I just saw a girl one day that didn't do it, and I was like, You can make them, you can make them whatever you want per day. I didn't realize eyebrows were probably one of the most important features on the human body is kind of what I'm getting at.

SPEAKER_02 1:17:45

Yeah. It is, but it isn't. It is because you're you look at you see pretty much everybody has eyebrows. Not everyone. Once you change, once you change something, like if I uh Voldemort.

SPEAKER_01 1:18:01

I just Jules' comment, love you guys, always so positive, and then I just rip her inadvertently. I love you, Jewel. I'm so sorry.

SPEAKER_02 1:18:13

Yep.

SPEAKER_01 1:18:14

Because people like Drew's situation. I want mine tattoo. Eyelashes can make it break you.

unknown 1:18:21

What?

SPEAKER_00 1:18:22

That's so rude about the eyelashes comment. Why?

SPEAKER_01 1:18:25

Why?

SPEAKER_00 1:18:25

Eyelashes can make it or break can make or break you.

SPEAKER_01 1:18:29

I think it can. Karen Proctor.

SPEAKER_00 1:18:33

What do y'all say when I don't have my eyelashes done?

SPEAKER_01 1:18:35

Karen Proctor. Oh, oh, we we drafted Caden Proctor.

SPEAKER_00 1:18:39

Angry Proctor.

SPEAKER_01 1:18:40

Do you take root quests?

SPEAKER_03 1:18:48

Coming in the door.

SPEAKER_02 1:18:49

Shaved him at 15 and never grown back. Holy cow.

SPEAKER_01 1:18:53

Wow, that is wild. That makes me freaking terrified. That's when you piss your husband off, do you hit him with the oka? Meh. No. Dragon Ball Z.

SPEAKER_00 1:19:07

I've never seen Dragon Ball Z a day in my life.

SPEAKER_02 1:19:09

She she goes back into the bedroom and says, I'll be right back. I need to draw angry ice. I can't say that about her. I hate that I'm sorry.

SPEAKER_01 1:19:18

I love Jewel. Dude, she's, I will tell you, one of the sweetest people. I clown my sister for looking like Dear Lives. Joker.

SPEAKER_05 1:19:33

Scott!

SPEAKER_01 1:19:41

Well, we out of time. Gotta pull that one up now. Good God Almighty, Scott. Oh my gosh.

SPEAKER_03 1:19:52

Oh, so tag your sister. Tag your sister.

SPEAKER_01 1:19:56

Oh, I love I love Morgan. She's so sweet. By the way, Jewel, one of the sweetest people on the planet. I know Danny will back me up on that. There's probably there's not many just sweeter people out there than Jewel. So glad that I just absolutely eviscerated her in our there's uh tag your sister, Scott. There she is. Here's your clip. Look at the timestamp and send it to her. He gets mad at me, he wiped them off.

SPEAKER_00 1:20:29

Just a little.

SPEAKER_01 1:20:35

I might not even put out the audio version of this. This is way funnier to watch. We'll have to make people go back and watch this. Oh my god. Yeah, so gratitude, huh? Grateful for eyebrows. Never knew how important that they were. Oh my god.

SPEAKER_00 1:20:58

Could you imagine? Just that's wild.

SPEAKER_01 1:21:01

That's the next challenge.

SPEAKER_00 1:21:03

We're gonna we're gonna glue our eyebrows down and cover them with concealer, and we're gonna do a show with eyebrows one day.

SPEAKER_01 1:21:10

And then that dude, but if mine don't grow back.

SPEAKER_00 1:21:13

No, we're gonna glue them. We didn't say shave them.

SPEAKER_01 1:21:15

Oh glue.

SPEAKER_00 1:21:16

It's like glue them down.

SPEAKER_01 1:21:17

Oh, glue them down. And then there's my poor wife who one day had uh when we worked at CC's back in the day, had a chick uh threaten to beat her. Hop the hop the counter and beat those bushy ass eyebrows off her face. And I quote, I think she's in there watching, so I'm gonna watch her reaction to that. I don't know if she's watching. Did your wife support us?

SPEAKER_02 1:21:42

My wife's at class. Oh no, she's in New Jersey, actually, taking care of her sister. Um we need to get bald caps. I want to see what we'd look like bald.

SPEAKER_01 1:21:52

I like I've been bald.

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I've been partially bald.

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I went bald during COVID. I thought I looked pretty good.

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I have a lumpy head. I got a lump in the back of my head. It's interesting.

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I can see it.

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Licks good thumb and says, no, you're fine.

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Licks his thumb and says, no, you're fine. You get a dry, you just keep a dry erase marker in the car at all times.

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I don't do my eyebrows.

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I'm just saying, like, no, I'm saying, like, if you do, how does that work?

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Usually they're waterproof.

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Do you pick how you do it? Like do you pick a different different design?

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Like Jewel, she could.

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She's very artistic.

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But some people just follow the natural shape of their eyebrow and just fill it in.

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That just seems like a lot to do.

SPEAKER_00 1:22:47

And we're not doing like Nike swoops over here.

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Dude, that would be what I would do. Straight unibrow Nike checks both ways. Just do it!

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If you go in here and then go up. Oh the the reverse Fu Man Shu.

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These are the best shows. We've talked about incest, ghosts, ghosts, and eyebrows. And eyebrows. Unhinged.

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And Jared Leto.

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Delightfully.

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Jared Leto's Joker.

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Delightfully unhinged. And still there's no Kyle McAlpin in the comments.

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Well, now that we've started saying his name, he will appear.

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Like Joe Hendry.

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But too bad we're going to head in stream here in a minute.

SPEAKER_01 1:23:39

We are. We are. And with that in mind, we want to thank you guys so much for watching us here tonight, spending some time with us. Thank you guys so, so much. Uh, it just means a lot when the comments are rolling. It makes it hard to end these shows. But it is 8 30 at night. Um, and we have some stuff that we have to plan around here. Um, I want to make sure Jewel, I I don't know. I'm pretty sure she does, but if she doesn't live here locally, um, we need to figure out a way to get her here for the uh birthday celebration because love her. Love her, love her. Um love you guys. Thank you for watching, and um we will see you next week.