Episode 22: Let's test if crystals and healing stones work

In this episode we investigate if crystals and healing stones actually work. 

Transcript

SPEAKER_00 0:00

Well, I won't tell you the color because that'll give it away. Uh but you can actually turquoise. No, you can it has a scent. What? And that might help you. Because No, it doesn't. It helps with hemorrhoids. Oh my god. Put that one in my butt.

SPEAKER_07 0:20

Sick. Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 0:42

All right. Welcome to Comedy Bill Horror Podcast. We are your host. I'm Russ. I'm Tosh. And today's episode, we are we're talking about rocks.

SPEAKER_06 0:56

Oh. I thought it was cristal.

SPEAKER_00 1:00

Crystals?

SPEAKER_04 1:01

Yeah, like the like the champagne bottles. No? Okay. But okay, rocks.

SPEAKER_00 1:08

Well, okay, so and that's so yeah. It's uh stones, gems, uh, crystals, crystal meth, we will be doing crystal meth on We will not the pot. Can I just say if there is something in your life that you fucking love doing, uh do it.

SPEAKER_04 1:32

Not meth.

SPEAKER_00 1:33

Even if it is meth, uh do something that you love because uh what I hate is when people are like totally sober and you can tell like they fucking hate their lives because uh you can't do anything. Like what do adults do? Like if you're gonna meet up with someone, like where do you go?

SPEAKER_04 1:59

Well, there's so many mocktails nowadays, but I feel like people like who are straight at the end.

SPEAKER_00 2:06

Who wants to spend$15 on a drink that's not gonna fuck you up?

SPEAKER_04 2:10

You can just have water.

SPEAKER_00 2:12

Yeah, exactly.

SPEAKER_04 2:13

I mean, I feel but I feel like those are the people that are like super fit, right?

SPEAKER_00 2:18

Like they focus on like they do fucking CrossFit and shit, or like parkour or something.

SPEAKER_04 2:23

Like I parkour. Yeah, parkour? Yeah, it's like still a thing, isn't it? I don't know. Jump off rocks.

SPEAKER_00 2:33

I don't I've never seen anybody actually parkouring.

SPEAKER_04 2:37

Oh well I know a girl who's like goes to like parkour, like I don't know, places. Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 2:46

Like they have meetups where they parkour like jump off of fucking picnic tables. Yep.

SPEAKER_04 2:53

So I feel like if you were straight edge, fuck. If we were straight edge, we would be super fit. What?

SPEAKER_00 3:03

Yeah, I was straight edged uh like in high school and shit, into college.

SPEAKER_04 3:09

Is this when you were like a bodybuilder?

SPEAKER_00 3:11

Because like well, yeah. Well, not a bodybuilder, a powerlifter. Powerlifter. Huge difference. Fuck, get it right.

SPEAKER_04 3:16

Oh my god, sorry.

SPEAKER_00 3:18

But no, it was uh because I didn't even drink until I like was 21.

SPEAKER_06 3:26

Oh, and you didn't do anything else before that?

SPEAKER_07 3:30

Hmm?

SPEAKER_04 3:31

You didn't like do anything else before you started drinking?

SPEAKER_00 3:35

No.

SPEAKER_04 3:35

Oh, so you were really straight edge.

SPEAKER_00 3:38

Yeah.

SPEAKER_04 3:39

You didn't smoke any weed?

SPEAKER_00 3:40

No. Not until not until I was an adult.

SPEAKER_04 3:43

When did you get into pipes?

SPEAKER_00 3:46

Like tobacco pipes? Yeah, like a real like that I was Yeah, I was 22.

SPEAKER_01 3:54

Oh.

SPEAKER_00 3:55

Yeah. That's when you started. It was literally like down the deep. I started drinking, I started chewing, uh, started fucking smoking cigarettes, just all like I should have started earlier, but I didn't.

SPEAKER_04 4:08

I mean, probably a good thing that you didn't.

SPEAKER_00 4:11

Yeah. Well, so I can't say that I'm I was straight edge because uh I fornicated.

SPEAKER_06 4:18

Oh.

SPEAKER_00 4:19

That's against uh the fucking straight edge. Uh and I had I would drink caffeine.

SPEAKER_04 4:28

Well, I don't think straight edge means that you're Mormon.

SPEAKER_00 4:31

No, I think that's you have to be Mormon to be straight edge. Yeah. Uh but like fucking that's what I hate too, is like uh the whole thing, like, because me and my friend group in high school, we were like, we don't need to fucking party and get drunk and shit. Like we can like we can have fun uh just sitting around and fucking talking. Kind of like what we do here. But I mean, we do drink.

SPEAKER_04 5:01

I mean Cheers. Cheers. To not being straight edge.

SPEAKER_00 5:06

Yeah, fuck being straight edge. The best though is like That's really nice though. When you I was the opposite and argued all the time. Adults with the straight edge, uh the the big thing was to get X's on your hands, like like when you're a minor, like you can't drink, you know? So you had the X's on your hands.

SPEAKER_04 5:26

I've never seen it.

SPEAKER_00 5:27

So they would get it tattooed, and then like later on in life, when they stop giving a fuck, then they're fucking drinking with like the X's on X's tattooed.

SPEAKER_04 5:37

Oh, it looks like I just went to a concert.

SPEAKER_00 5:38

Yeah.

SPEAKER_04 5:39

That's funny. Huh. I didn't know that. Now I'll have to look.

SPEAKER_00 5:43

Yeah.

SPEAKER_04 5:45

Let's get let's get to stones.

SPEAKER_00 5:47

Yeah.

SPEAKER_04 5:48

So um and meth no, not meth, sorry.

SPEAKER_00 5:51

Let's do meth. Oh yeah. Crystal meth. Um what is your experience with this type of uh witchery? Uh seriously. Uh gobbly gook.

SPEAKER_04 6:11

I don't know. I I love stones.

SPEAKER_00 6:14

Like normally I rock like some sort of crazy like stone necklace or like big earrings or like what it is and what it does for what you have, right?

SPEAKER_04 6:31

I mean, no.

SPEAKER_00 6:32

I just forget immediately.

SPEAKER_04 6:35

They're pretty.

SPEAKER_00 6:36

Oh yeah.

SPEAKER_04 6:37

Like, I mean, you know, like I think like amethyst or something is supposed to be for like strength or what's your birthstone? Uh a diamond.

SPEAKER_00 6:51

Oh Jesus.

SPEAKER_04 6:52

I'm an expensive bitch. Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 6:54

Uh you know what mine is? The fucking the pink one.

SPEAKER_04 6:59

Citrine?

SPEAKER_00 7:00

Or no, I think sometimes it's opal.

SPEAKER_04 7:03

Oh no, that's April. April's either opal or a diamond. I don't know. Oh, wait, no, you're October. You're right. Because it can be it's it depends on which ones that you read. Isn't it amethyst and it's the purple one?

SPEAKER_00 7:16

Also, I'll say this.

SPEAKER_04 7:17

You're also colorblind. So good luck on that.

SPEAKER_00 7:20

But fucking uh looking into stuff, it is all over the place.

SPEAKER_04 7:26

Oh, there's a shop not too far from here that literally has every type of crystal. And then you can like it has like all the like beaded bracelets, which normally I wear like five of them. I'm not today.

SPEAKER_00 7:40

Um I have I have these bracelets that I got at the buckle.

SPEAKER_04 7:44

And so Oh my god, did you just say the buckle?

SPEAKER_00 7:47

Yeah, so uh this one actually has a cross and like a little Bible verse on it. As being a Satanist, I wear uh a bracelet that has a a Bible verse.

SPEAKER_04 8:00

That hasn't gone up in flames. Um but yes, there is a I guess the only like like real stones other than the ones that like I'll wear as like an accent piece. Um I don't know, my friend gave me little stone dicks.

SPEAKER_00 8:20

And I put What do you do with the stone dick?

SPEAKER_04 8:22

I put it in my plants.

SPEAKER_00 8:25

So like the like just like a little is it like a healing stone?

SPEAKER_04 8:29

Uh maybe.

SPEAKER_00 8:30

And it helps the plants heal. Yeah, it helps them grow. Gets them hard.

SPEAKER_04 8:35

It does. I did just get a new bud. Um but yeah, so that's really what I have, other than my bracelets, which I tr I mean, I guess I kind of try to learn what they mean, and then I forget.

SPEAKER_00 8:48

So yeah, exactly. That's that's my thing is I need it like written down somewhere. Yeah, like well, and you can't even because when you look up stuff, it is different for like because I was looking up like uh what ones for money. And no joke, if you're gonna mention Yeah, like if you Google it, all of them. Oh, well, you like it's literally all of them.

SPEAKER_04 9:14

Because it's just some stoned hippie being like, this stone means.

SPEAKER_05 9:21

I know.

SPEAKER_04 9:23

Well, that's weird.

SPEAKER_05 9:24

Anyways.

SPEAKER_04 9:25

Um, but yeah, so it's like gotta be just like a stoned hippie making up all things.

SPEAKER_00 9:30

Well, yeah, like all of like I swear, like most most of the what is this? New age, I guess, right? Most of this type of shit is unfounded, uh completely made up bullshittery.

SPEAKER_04 9:48

I mean, it's for like people who are having a hard time through life, and they're like, I'm gonna meditate, and that should help me not want to murder someone.

SPEAKER_00 9:59

Go to a bar which I should put and drink.

unknown 10:03

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 10:04

Stop fucking buying. I spent a bunch of money on fucking rocks.

SPEAKER_02 10:10

I told them not to.

SPEAKER_00 10:12

But I I wanted to do it for this, so we'll get into this later. But preview I spent a bunch of money on fucking rocks so that we can test it.

SPEAKER_04 10:24

We're testing.

SPEAKER_00 10:26

But we gotta do our homework. We have to eat our meat before we get the pudding.

SPEAKER_04 10:34

I don't know. That sounds highly inappropriate.

SPEAKER_00 10:37

I think that I saw that on something.

SPEAKER_04 10:40

All right, let's never yell that.

SPEAKER_00 10:42

So some of the information, some of the history, our meat for this episode. Um, like literally for as long as humans have been around, we we have had jewelry, uh like things. Like for some reason that's it's almost like in our like DNA is to like collect things. Yeah, like make like trinkets, make uh things, you know? Mm-hmm. So it's it's literally been around. Um what is it? Some of the earliest uh they found beads carved from a mammoth tusk in Russia that dates back 60,000 years ago.

SPEAKER_04 11:39

That's crazy.

SPEAKER_00 11:44

Yeah. And they found uh beads made out of like sharks' teeth and shit, like fossilized sharks' teeth.

SPEAKER_04 11:52

Oh yeah. I mean, but I feel like like even the Native Americans, right? They would make like all sorts of things out of like the chest pieces and all that like decor for like ceremonies out of ribs and so some of the oldest uh amulets, like a a a big thing, you know, like a like not a bead.

SPEAKER_01 12:19

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 12:19

Like because a bead takes multiple things. So an amulet, I believe, is like a a bigger, like a big stone.

SPEAKER_04 12:26

Yeah, that's what that's what I like to wear.

SPEAKER_00 12:28

Uh one of them came out of uh Baltic amber.

SPEAKER_04 12:32

Oh, I love amber.

SPEAKER_00 12:34

That uh dates back to some 30,000 years ago.

SPEAKER_04 12:41

Um did it have like a fossilized you can find them with like fossilized like mosquitoes and stuff in them.

SPEAKER_00 12:46

Those are fake. You know that?

SPEAKER_04 12:49

I mean, maybe some of them are.

SPEAKER_00 12:52

Any any one that you see is most likely fake.

SPEAKER_06 12:58

What?

SPEAKER_00 12:58

Yeah.

SPEAKER_06 12:59

No.

SPEAKER_00 13:00

Mm-hmm. I I guarantee like any one that we will see in our lifetime uh is fake. Because the the real ones, I'm sure, are like in like the fucking the archives of like the Smithsonian. Like we're not gonna like see one in fucking real life.

SPEAKER_04 13:21

And they're like super expensive if they're real.

SPEAKER_00 13:24

Yeah. It's not like fucking Jurassic Park where they just fucking find one and I mean you're probably right. Okay. Um, so let's also there there's also bracelets and uh necklaces and other type of like jewelry made out of gems and stones and all this uh that date back uh like 4,000 BC that we have found.

SPEAKER_04 13:54

That is so crazy.

SPEAKER_00 13:55

Let's see. Uh there's also uh ancient Egypt.

SPEAKER_04 14:00

Mm-hmm. They love their stones.

SPEAKER_00 14:02

Yeah, they gems. Yeah, they had all sorts of uh they're known for like ruby, right? Yeah, like extravagant uh and gold. Yeah, one would call gaudy. But like, you know, like they were definitely like a fucking like an Italian woman.

SPEAKER_04 14:23

Like reality shows.

SPEAKER_00 14:24

Yeah.

SPEAKER_04 14:25

Like Oh, I need my regular carrot. Yeah. Oh yeah.

SPEAKER_00 14:30

They had to like show off.

SPEAKER_04 14:31

Mm-hmm.

SPEAKER_00 14:32

They were boasters, but they also they also did a lot of like uh protection stuff. So it wasn't just like showing off like uh they did like healing stones and like fucking protect from bad vibes or whatever.

SPEAKER_04 14:48

I mean, I get that.

SPEAKER_00 14:49

Yeah.

SPEAKER_04 14:51

That's what I hope all of mine do, even if it didn't say it.

SPEAKER_00 14:57

Um, so also ancient Greeks did, and the word crystal comes from the Greek word for Crystal. No.

SPEAKER_04 15:11

Okay.

SPEAKER_05 15:12

Ice. Ice baby. Doom doom doom ding doom. Doom doing doom doom.

SPEAKER_04 15:18

Well, is that because the diamonds looked like ice?

SPEAKER_00 15:23

Well, but I think like like a a crystal, like rose quartz or you know, like it looks kinda because it's like filmy a little bit. Yeah, like it's like opaque.

SPEAKER_04 15:33

Yeah, okay. I like it.

SPEAKER_00 15:35

You know? The word uh amethyst.

SPEAKER_04 15:39

Oh, just talked about that.

SPEAKER_00 15:41

Uh means not drunken. Oh it was worn as an amulet to prevent drunkenness and hangovers.

SPEAKER_04 15:57

Huh. I should be wearing that every day.

SPEAKER_00 16:01

No, see, I want I want the drunkenness.

SPEAKER_04 16:05

I don't want the hangover.

SPEAKER_00 16:06

Well, yeah.

SPEAKER_04 16:07

So do you just drink and then you put it on when you're done?

SPEAKER_00 16:11

Oh that I don't know how what's the science on this? How does that work?

SPEAKER_04 16:17

I don't know.

SPEAKER_00 16:18

We'll have to test it out.

SPEAKER_04 16:19

Yeah, I have a big Anatist necklace that I just got. I'm really excited about it.

SPEAKER_00 16:25

Jeez. Uh also, uh Chinesees.

SPEAKER_04 16:30

Oh, what did they do? They had like beads.

SPEAKER_00 16:33

Well, so the they were uh heavily into jade for a long time. Yeah. Like, yeah, we've we've all seen like the little statues and all that, you know.

SPEAKER_04 16:44

Um I do love jade. I have a couple of jade pieces.

SPEAKER_00 16:48

There was a show about, I think it was like fucking called Jade Hunters.

SPEAKER_04 16:54

Oh.

SPEAKER_00 16:55

And it's like they're in like Alaska.

SPEAKER_04 16:58

Yeah, I think it's like isn't it really hard to like come by now or something? I don't even know.

SPEAKER_00 17:03

I don't know if it's hard to come by. I think it's just hard to get to because it's mostly.

SPEAKER_04 17:08

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 17:09

Um and so like up there, it's a very short season to get it. And then you don't know the quality of it until you cut it. So it's always like a huge gamble for them because it it looks like just a fucking rock, like a big boulder. They're like, ah, it's probably Jade in there. And then they try and sell it for like millions, hoping that it's really good quality, and then it ends up almost all the time not being.

SPEAKER_04 17:38

So I wonder, like, um, and I I guess, well, there's a few that probably still have them, but for a while, every time I would go and get my nails done from like a you know, Vietnamese salon or whatever, they always had these like jade bracelets. Just a jade circle bracelet. Bangle. Yeah, bangle. And it was be so tight that I'm like they put it on when they were children. Seriously, I'm not even kidding. So I asked, like, how long have you had that on? And one lady, she's like, Oh, like 20 years. I never take it off. I'm like, well, she couldn't take it off.

SPEAKER_00 18:15

Yeah, you have to either break it or smash your hand.

SPEAKER_04 18:18

Or yeah, like completely smash your hand. It was it's just I like I was just like, What? There's no way you would ever be able to get that off. You would have to lube up your hand and your wrist.

SPEAKER_00 18:31

Well, even then, it can only go so much.

SPEAKER_04 18:34

I think they just break their.

SPEAKER_00 18:36

Like when I put it in my in my butt.

SPEAKER_04 18:39

Yeah. And then you and then it comes out. But seriously, like how I mean it's like foot binding, right? You'd have to like bind your hand for a while to be able to get it.

SPEAKER_00 18:51

Why is that? It's always like Why was that a thing? Why is it always like Asian culture of like torture?

SPEAKER_04 19:00

No, because remember it was like Ethiopia that had like the neck rings.

SPEAKER_00 19:04

Yeah.

SPEAKER_04 19:04

And then they would stretch their necks, but then you couldn't, like, they could never take them off because they have to be a big thing. Yeah, otherwise their head would like fucking fall. Oh, they'd snap their neck. I remember watching like a documentary on that. Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 19:17

Amazing. And it's still practice, but I don't think near as much. I think they've found awful. Uh like the health benefits of it.

SPEAKER_04 19:27

It's a bunch of bullshit.

SPEAKER_00 19:29

Yeah.

SPEAKER_04 19:29

Like they just made it up.

SPEAKER_00 19:31

Yeah, like fucking rocks.

SPEAKER_04 19:32

And like what guy was like, that's hot? How many rings do you have on your neck? Do you know what I mean?

SPEAKER_00 19:38

Like guys are weird. The like it takes almost nothing for a guy to get a boner. So it's like, Jesus.

SPEAKER_02 19:47

I was watching a stretched-out giraffe lady would be like super hot.

SPEAKER_00 19:53

Or no, yeah, you have HVO Max.

SPEAKER_02 19:56

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 19:56

From you. Because it's mine. Uh but there's look up the the murders of uh glitter. What the hell did they glitter ball?

unknown 20:09

What?

SPEAKER_00 20:10

Uh it's a disco ball. It's in Louisville, Kentucky. So Louisville, like, created uh the disco ball. But they called it like something stupid, like a glitter.

SPEAKER_06 20:23

Okay. Glitter ball. We'll call it a glitter ball.

SPEAKER_04 20:27

Uh what's the premise?

SPEAKER_00 20:30

It's these two gay guys that murdered someone and buried him in the basement. But like they were into like fucking everything. Like uh tying up, like fucking waterboarding, like uh being peed on. Like they were into like everything. Yeah. And meth.

SPEAKER_04 20:51

Probably.

SPEAKER_00 20:52

Yeah. But no, you should watch it. It's only two like really long episodes, but like really long.

SPEAKER_04 20:58

Can't wait.

SPEAKER_00 20:58

Yeah, but it's really good.

SPEAKER_04 21:00

Okay. All right, I'll watch it.

SPEAKER_00 21:01

Uh so back to fucking rocks. Um, let's see. This talks about religion. Uh yeah, nobody cares about that. So during the the Renaissance.

SPEAKER_04 21:20

Um they had weird shit.

SPEAKER_00 21:23

So in this kind of, I believe, uh started like the using the stones for healing in like kind of modern day life, sort of, you know. Um it was actually like accepted during that time. Well, yeah, and I think it was sound.

SPEAKER_04 21:52

Yeah, it was uh It was like a healing thing, right?

SPEAKER_00 21:55

Yeah, I think it was probably they were looking for fucking Any sort of answer.

SPEAKER_04 22:02

And I think like to like smallpox.

SPEAKER_00 22:04

Yeah, I think the the healing stones, like that this is it.

SPEAKER_04 22:09

This is the answer.

SPEAKER_00 22:09

Yeah, kinda like gave them something that they were looking for. Let's see. Let's let's get into like modern day, more now. So although uh no longer in use medically, like, because I think ancient stuff, they were like fucking rubbing rocks on people and they're like, you're healed now.

SPEAKER_04 22:34

I'll still do that shit now.

SPEAKER_00 22:36

Well, but I don't think any actual doctor like I think like a tribe had like a doctor and he was like rubbing fucking stones on people, he's like, you don't have AIDS anymore.

SPEAKER_04 22:49

You also don't have the smallpox. Yeah. And you won't affect the rest of your family as they die one month later.

SPEAKER_00 22:57

But since we're no longer medically doing that type of shit, people still believe in this fucking this shit.

SPEAKER_04 23:06

I mean, so much that even so I, you know, I work obviously in hospice. There are a few hospice agencies in town that also have a like reiki person and like do like the holistic side of it.

SPEAKER_07 23:28

Yeah.

SPEAKER_04 23:29

Which I think is great for some people. I mean, if that's truly like what your beliefs are.

SPEAKER_00 23:32

Um see, and that's but when I like I can't gasp argue with someone where it makes them feel better.

SPEAKER_04 23:42

Right. Like if this is giving you peace of mind, it's great. But if I'm gasping for air, don't rub a rock on me and tell me it's gonna be.

SPEAKER_00 23:50

Don't throw rocks in my throat if I can't breathe.

SPEAKER_04 23:52

But I'm like, seriously, give me the morphine, open up my airway, and don't let me suffer.

SPEAKER_00 23:58

Instead of crystal, give me crystal myth.

SPEAKER_04 24:00

Well, I mean, whatever it takes, but I'm like, I don't know. Again, I know a lot of people believe in that with the healing power and the Reiki when like like reading your aura and like all the things, I don't know, colors or something, whatever.

SPEAKER_00 24:16

That's have I told you that for the last like few years I've been watching like uh like Indian, like not our Indian, but uh from India. Uh the Reiki uh head massages.

SPEAKER_01 24:32

Oh, no.

SPEAKER_00 24:34

Yeah, oh it's so relaxing. It's like ASMR. Like I love ASMR stuff. But these guys, and it's so funny because they like beat the shit out of like they're like fucking doing this shit.

SPEAKER_04 24:46

Like as a head massage? That sounds terrible.

SPEAKER_00 24:50

I don't know. I like it.

SPEAKER_04 24:52

You've had one done?

SPEAKER_00 24:53

No, I mean I like watching it. Oh, I mean, watching it. There's no way that I can, like, not with this hair.

SPEAKER_04 24:59

Oh my god. Can no, that's like I couldn't. I'm never that girl that's like, rub your fingers through my hair. Okay, immediately stuck. Like, no, like flies get stuck in my hair for like at least like 30 minutes.

SPEAKER_00 25:13

Like a a rose bush.

SPEAKER_04 25:15

It's so bad.

SPEAKER_02 25:17

Oh, it's really terrible.

SPEAKER_00 25:19

Um, but so there's also Native American, indigenous people, obviously. And so in the I guess desert, like we talked about like Navajo and stuff. It's always turquoise.

SPEAKER_06 25:35

Yes.

SPEAKER_00 25:36

Uh with like the desert.

SPEAKER_05 25:40

Is it found?

SPEAKER_06 25:42

Turquoise?

SPEAKER_05 25:43

In the desert?

SPEAKER_04 25:45

Like Arizona.

SPEAKER_00 25:46

Isn't it? We should go and try to find it.

SPEAKER_04 25:48

I went to a couple of years ago, I went to Tucson, um, where one of my friends uh that's where her family lives, and we went to oh, it was really cool. It was like, I think one of the oldest Catholic churches in the United States, if not the oldest, it was Sun Hobby or Mission.

SPEAKER_00 26:07

In Arizona?

SPEAKER_04 26:08

Tucson.

SPEAKER_00 26:09

I highly doubt that.

SPEAKER_04 26:11

Well, and I said in the United States.

SPEAKER_00 26:13

Yeah. Okay, well, maybe Where did we start in the United States? Fucking Plymouth Rock.

SPEAKER_04 26:20

Well, whatever. That they built. I don't know what the story was, but when you when you like you could go there in the morning or whatever and like tour it, and it was crazy. It was awesome.

SPEAKER_00 26:31

Was it in like the middle of the city?

SPEAKER_04 26:33

It was in the middle of the desert.

SPEAKER_00 26:34

Oh, really? And then See, have you ever been to the Alamo in San Antonio?

SPEAKER_04 26:40

Not the Alamo. What's the other one in Tucson? Where they do the Westerns? Oh, because I went to that one.

SPEAKER_00 26:48

Oh.

SPEAKER_04 26:49

Um But I was gonna say the Three Amigos was filmed there.

SPEAKER_00 26:52

Oh like a Dude Ranch thing or whatever?

SPEAKER_04 26:55

No, it was it's like famous.

SPEAKER_00 26:57

Oh, I don't know.

SPEAKER_04 26:58

But when you would leave the tour, that's when like all of the it was like a flea market, right? All the like indigenous, like whatever people were there.

SPEAKER_00 27:09

Fucking scam shit.

SPEAKER_04 27:10

No, like there the turquoise was so beautiful and so cheap. Like, because it's just there's an abundance of it. I got some of the coolest pieces of turquoise I've ever seen in my life.

SPEAKER_00 27:23

Oh, I know I when I lived in uh El Paso, there was a so many fucking like turquoise like dealers around, and I never stopped. I should have.

SPEAKER_04 27:32

Oh my gosh, seriously.

SPEAKER_00 27:34

Never even fucking looked.

SPEAKER_04 27:35

It was cool. There was like rock stores everywhere.

SPEAKER_00 27:38

Yeah. The fucking the Alamo, like how you said it was out in the middle, nowhere in the desert. Yeah. So I thought that the Alamo, like, uh like picture the battle of the Alamo, right?

SPEAKER_01 27:53

Right.

SPEAKER_00 27:54

It was what, 10,000 uh Mexican soldiers against like 300 American soldiers.

SPEAKER_01 28:00

Right.

SPEAKER_00 28:01

Uh I thought it would you'd have to drive down like a fucking dirt road out in the middle of the fucking desert. No, it's literally downtown San Antonio.

SPEAKER_04 28:12

Well, I mean, there wasn't all those places around there.

SPEAKER_00 28:18

No. Well, yeah. Now there's like the river walk where you just get fucking shit faced.

SPEAKER_04 28:24

No, I'm like, are you sure this wasn't just a place called the Alamo and it was a bar?

SPEAKER_00 28:28

No, it's the actual Alamo. Ozzy Osborne pissed on it.

SPEAKER_04 28:33

Is this the one that's in Period's Big Adventure?

SPEAKER_00 28:38

Uh I have a confession.

SPEAKER_04 28:41

Oh my god, if you tell me that you have never seen that.

SPEAKER_00 28:44

I have not. I know I've started it like Oh, we're gonna watch it. I think it was like I went to watch it as a kid, and my mom was like, oh, this is not something you should watch.

SPEAKER_04 28:58

Why?

SPEAKER_00 28:59

Because my mom was an insane person.

SPEAKER_04 29:01

Oh my god. I watched it like every single day for at least two years of my life.

SPEAKER_00 29:07

I don't know if she's a homophobe wanted a pee-wee pee-wee doll for Christmas.

SPEAKER_04 29:14

And he got cherry instead and was pissed.

SPEAKER_00 29:17

What's cherry?

SPEAKER_04 29:18

Cherry was the chair that would talk.

SPEAKER_00 29:20

Oh, a chair.

SPEAKER_04 29:22

Uh-huh. Mm-hmm.

SPEAKER_00 29:25

I'm dumb.

SPEAKER_04 29:26

We'll watch it one of these days.

SPEAKER_00 29:30

So, yeah, so uh turquoise uh was very precious to like Native Americans. Like it was uh like a protector stone. Uh oh good.

SPEAKER_04 29:43

I'm glad I got a lot of it. But then I think like the northern right tribal natives, they would like use um right, maze. They would dye like pieces of like bone and like things like that, and like corn. And so they would use the different colors of the maze to like I mean, they must have used some sort of way to break it down. That's what I hate about like the desert had like yeah, they had like all this fucking cool shit. And then we're like scalping views.

SPEAKER_00 30:19

Yeah, we had like fucking feathers. That was all that we had.

SPEAKER_04 30:25

Rabbit teeth.

SPEAKER_00 30:27

Yeah.

SPEAKER_04 30:27

Like a something dumb. Yeah, buffalo ribs. Corn.

SPEAKER_00 30:35

Yeah. You can't pass down corn.

SPEAKER_04 30:37

I mean, you can pass it like it's the regular stuff. But I'll pass you, I'll pass down some corn to you.

SPEAKER_05 30:47

I don't want it.

SPEAKER_00 30:52

Uh so I I think I'm done talking about like the history of it. Now let's get into a fun little game.

SPEAKER_04 31:00

No shit.

SPEAKER_00 31:01

That I like to call uh let's blindfold Tosh and put a rock in her hand and see what she feels.

SPEAKER_06 31:12

What do you mean what I feel? Well, these these rocks have powers. Oh.

SPEAKER_04 31:20

Okay. If you put a piece of petrified shit in my hand I could not find petrified shit.

SPEAKER_00 31:26

I tried, but I could not find it.

SPEAKER_06 31:30

I did pick up a piece of that once. What?

SPEAKER_04 31:36

I was with my nephew and we were on the beach and we were seashell hunting and we had a baggie, and so we just picked up a bunch of shells, and most of them were covered in sand. And then once we left the beach, like we're driving, and he's just handing them to me, and he's like, Look at this one, Aunt Tosh, look at this one. And he handed me one, and I'm like, This one's like curly or something. And I just kept like rubbing it and like it just kept coming apart. And I'm like, It's shit.

SPEAKER_02 32:09

I just remember like opening up the window and like throwing this piece of petrified shit out of the window. It was, yeah. I mean, he was like five, like it was hilarious.

SPEAKER_00 32:18

But did I tell you when we were me and my wife were in Florida and uh she loves like seashells and stuff, so she was collecting them every every single day. She would collect them. We'd be on the beach. And so we'd bring it back, we'd bring them all back to the Airbnb that we were at, and she had them in the the kitchen sink, and during the night we could hear like Oh god, was it a crab?

SPEAKER_04 32:48

You had a crab.

SPEAKER_00 32:49

Yeah. A bunch of them still had animals inside of them.

SPEAKER_04 32:53

No.

SPEAKER_00 32:54

Yeah.

SPEAKER_06 32:54

Oh no.

SPEAKER_00 32:56

What'd you do? Boiled them.

SPEAKER_06 33:00

You ate them?

SPEAKER_05 33:01

Well, yeah.

SPEAKER_06 33:03

You can't just Were they like hermit crabs?

SPEAKER_00 33:06

Some of some of the shells were like huge.

SPEAKER_03 33:08

Like Oh my god, and you killed them?

SPEAKER_00 33:11

Well, yeah, we needed the shells.

SPEAKER_03 33:13

Oh my god, that's terrible. That's actually funny though.

SPEAKER_00 33:17

Well, and it was because uh at first I was like, let's just put it outside, you know? And then it was like it went like uh down the patio, like trying to fucking crawl away.

SPEAKER_07 33:29

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 33:30

And then I'm like, nah, motherfucker. Like, then we boiled them.

SPEAKER_04 33:33

Oh my god, you're terrible. That's awful.

SPEAKER_00 33:36

Eh.

SPEAKER_04 33:37

All right, well.

SPEAKER_00 33:38

So we're going to set up this fun little game.

SPEAKER_04 33:42

I'm so scared.

SPEAKER_06 33:44

I can't see shit. Okay, am I good? Yeah. Okay. All right. Okay. Are we recording?

SPEAKER_00 33:55

Yeah. We I never stopped.

SPEAKER_04 33:56

Okay, thank God.

SPEAKER_00 33:58

Um, so this is the game. As you can see, Tosh can't.

SPEAKER_01 34:03

That's right.

SPEAKER_00 34:04

She is blindfolded. So that That's us.

SPEAKER_07 34:08

Just kidding. Jesus.

SPEAKER_00 34:11

Okay. So that way she can't try and uh cheat. Yeah. With uh like what would they look like or whatever. Uh so I I spent uh a small fortune on these fucking things. Actually, it was like 30 bucks. So what we're gonna do is you're gonna hold out your hand, and I'm gonna place a stone on it, and you give it a few moments and see if you can tell anything.

SPEAKER_06 34:44

Okay.

SPEAKER_04 34:46

I'm ready.

SPEAKER_00 34:47

Alright. So, and also I want to point out I did cleanse these, and so it actually might not work for you because I programmed them to me.

SPEAKER_04 34:58

Oh fuck. What do you mean you cleansed them? Did you piss on them?

SPEAKER_00 35:02

No, it's a whole because I was like, I bet these motherfuckers are gonna say some fucking dumb shit.

SPEAKER_04 35:08

Like I bet you just blacklit them because you wanted them all to be uranium.

SPEAKER_00 35:12

No, it's I uh literally you just have to fucking wash the goddamn things.

SPEAKER_04 35:17

Oh, really?

SPEAKER_00 35:18

Yeah. Well, because it can have like when you pick it up in a store, it can have like fucking anybody's paws all over it. Oh so I did wash them. I mean, just for sanitary reasons. Great.

SPEAKER_04 35:30

Can't wait to get your next cold.

SPEAKER_00 35:32

Uh she didn't get sick from me. Uh this is the first one.

SPEAKER_04 35:40

Can I like guess the color? Can everybody see that?

SPEAKER_00 35:44

Why does the color matter?

SPEAKER_04 35:45

I don't know. Because then I I'll know maybe what it is.

SPEAKER_06 35:51

No. It's like a like a brownish, reddish hue. So how oh, this is amethyst.

unknown 36:02

No.

SPEAKER_00 36:03

But how does it make you feel?

SPEAKER_06 36:05

Oh. I feel like is that your dominant hand?

SPEAKER_04 36:14

Uh well, it was until my mom switched it. Well, God, okay. Oh shit. Okay, hold on. See, clearly I'm not sh I'm not cheating.

SPEAKER_06 36:26

Um this makes me feel uh like like excited.

SPEAKER_04 36:41

Maybe. Like what? It makes me feel like like I'm like it's taking some of my stress away. Or sleepy.

SPEAKER_00 36:56

I think you you were getting close because you were you said it makes me feel ha happy. Yeah. Yeah, it makes me feel so this is citrine.

SPEAKER_04 37:06

Ah, I almost said citrine.

SPEAKER_00 37:08

And it's for success, joy, and prosperity.

SPEAKER_04 37:12

Oh, well, I love that. I'm gonna eat it now.

SPEAKER_00 37:16

Oh is that how you get the powers? Yeah, I think so.

SPEAKER_04 37:19

Then you have to will you sift through my poop later to get these back? You might be able to return them if you clean them.

SPEAKER_00 37:25

That's what we should do a podcast of where we drink gold schlager and then we try and get the gold flakes? Yeah.

SPEAKER_04 37:36

I think it would no, that's like that weird purpley sparkly drink that I thought my poop was gonna be glittery and it wasn't. I drank a lot of it one time.

SPEAKER_00 37:46

That's bullshit.

SPEAKER_04 37:47

Um, okay, so I'm just like a black color, maybe or green.

SPEAKER_06 37:57

Feeling green. Ooh, maybe blue. This is like calming. Calming and like making me feel less anxious. Maybe uh soothing.

SPEAKER_00 38:21

Yeah, so honestly.

SPEAKER_04 38:23

Rubby? Uh I just want to rub it because there's like holes in it, and so it it's like scabby kind of doing pretty good at this, actually. Oh god, you guys are a witch.

SPEAKER_00 38:32

Which is free, Agate.

SPEAKER_01 38:35

Agate.

SPEAKER_00 38:36

Uh it's for stability, patience, and emotional balance. And it's also used to connect to nature.

SPEAKER_04 38:46

Oh, well, that's totally me. That's maybe that's why I felt so calm for a hot minute.

SPEAKER_00 38:51

Oh, okay.

SPEAKER_04 38:52

Okay, okay. How many of these fuckers do we have?

SPEAKER_00 38:54

Uh fifteen. Oh, Jesus. I don't know if we're gonna go through all of them. Uh let's see. Try that one out.

SPEAKER_04 39:04

Hematite.

SPEAKER_06 39:06

No.

unknown 39:07

Damn it.

SPEAKER_06 39:08

Amethyst. No. Uh bitch. Hold on.

unknown 39:14

Okay.

SPEAKER_06 39:18

This is gonna be more maybe relaxation. Like serenity. Um I close. Yeah.

SPEAKER_04 39:36

Like serenity, meditate, like this feels like a meditation rock. Like to find like my spiritual, like a spiritual guide rock.

SPEAKER_00 39:48

It kind of goes a little deeper than just meditation.

SPEAKER_04 39:53

So like my spirit animal.

SPEAKER_00 39:57

No, see, now I think you're going further away.

SPEAKER_04 39:59

Oh, okay.

SPEAKER_00 40:00

It's rose quartz.

SPEAKER_04 40:04

Oh shit.

SPEAKER_00 40:05

Okay. Uh and promotes love, compassion, and peace.

SPEAKER_04 40:09

Yeah, okay. So you I said serenity.

SPEAKER_00 40:11

Yeah, so you you're on like the right track for a lot of these.

SPEAKER_04 40:15

I was getting all these freaking rocks wrong, but again, I can't see them.

SPEAKER_00 40:19

Okay. So this one is I'll I'll give you a little hint on this one.

SPEAKER_06 40:27

Mm-hmm. It's a a man-made one. A man-made one. Yeah. Oh.

SPEAKER_04 40:42

Like he did I say like the hematite? The hemat that's not man-made though, is it?

SPEAKER_00 40:47

I don't think so.

SPEAKER_04 40:48

Yamethist.

SPEAKER_00 40:50

No.

SPEAKER_04 40:50

That's not man-made.

SPEAKER_00 40:51

Uh b so What color is it? Well, I won't tell you the color because that'll give it away. Uh but you can actually turquoise. No, you can it has a scent.

SPEAKER_06 41:05

What?

SPEAKER_00 41:06

And that might help you. Because No, it doesn't. It helps with hemorrhoids. Oh my god. Put that one in my butt.

SPEAKER_04 41:17

It's sick. Yeah, I need to clean these. Fucking bleach. Smells like it's like a meth rock.

SPEAKER_00 41:25

No, it doesn't have a smell.

SPEAKER_04 41:27

Oh, dick. This one is tiger eye. No, that would not be man-made. I don't know, like a brushed coal.

SPEAKER_00 41:39

No. But so this is. What does it make you feel?

SPEAKER_04 41:42

It makes me feel. I don't know. This one gives me like. This isn't isn't calming to me.

SPEAKER_00 41:50

Opposite of calming.

SPEAKER_04 41:52

Yeah. It makes me feel like excited and like.

SPEAKER_00 41:55

Honestly, good job.

SPEAKER_04 41:56

Like but like a little anxious.

SPEAKER_00 41:59

Mm-hmm. So it's Goldstone.

SPEAKER_04 42:01

Oh, cool. Get that shit out of my hand.

SPEAKER_00 42:03

It's the uh like the sparkly brown rock.

SPEAKER_04 42:09

And yeah.

SPEAKER_00 42:10

Yeah. So it gives ambition, courage, motivation, motivation, and also boost energy.

SPEAKER_04 42:15

Oh, yeah.

SPEAKER_00 42:16

I felt that I can't believe that you are like Oh, look at that. You think I'm a googly googly or sensitive to these things. Uh oh, by the way, that last one was not in my butt.

SPEAKER_04 42:31

Oh, well, it smelled like it was. I'm just kidding. Oh God, if I hit my fucking face on this thing right now.

SPEAKER_06 42:41

Okay. Um Okay, so this one this one makes me feel like clarity.

SPEAKER_04 42:58

Like my like mindfulness or um like kind of like I can.

SPEAKER_00 43:10

I don't know how I can feel this. So this is wait, what color is it?

SPEAKER_04 43:19

Turquoise.

SPEAKER_00 43:20

No.

SPEAKER_04 43:20

Okay, wait.

SPEAKER_00 43:21

You keep saying turquoise. Is that the only one that you can do?

SPEAKER_04 43:24

I said the hemat hemat.

SPEAKER_00 43:27

I'll give you a hint. I don't have that one.

SPEAKER_04 43:30

Oh.

SPEAKER_00 43:30

The hematite or whatever.

SPEAKER_04 43:32

Okay, fine. This is a no, we already had agate.

SPEAKER_00 43:37

This is amethyst. Yeah.

SPEAKER_04 43:41

This makes me feel like nature and adventury.

SPEAKER_00 43:45

Uh so it's for luck, prosperity, and emotional healing.

SPEAKER_04 43:50

Oh, well, okay. Maybe it's the emotional healing. Alright, maybe I got that one wrong.

SPEAKER_00 43:57

Yeah, I mean, but well, and that was'Cause kind of I don't know how you how do you feel lucky?

SPEAKER_04 44:06

I'm feeling lucky. Oh. Big old nugget.

SPEAKER_06 44:11

Ooh, this is smooth. This one is amethyst. I'm right, aren't I?

SPEAKER_00 44:21

No, so God damn. I realized that no, I'm saying like trying to give you like saying yes or no.

SPEAKER_04 44:30

Well don't. I know you can't. Sorry.

SPEAKER_06 44:33

Um I would say I don't know, sounds kind of making me a little jittery. Like uh excitement, maybe? Or I need to use a different word. Um like I could go out and do a bunch of stuff.

SPEAKER_04 45:06

Like energetic, maybe? Like more energy coming from this stone.

SPEAKER_00 45:11

That is red jade. Oh, okay. And I have this in my it supports physical stamina.

SPEAKER_04 45:19

Didn't I just say I could go out and do a bunch of shit?

SPEAKER_00 45:22

Courage. I am so smart. Grounding and combing.

SPEAKER_04 45:25

Okay. It's the stamina.

SPEAKER_00 45:28

Yeah. That's so honestly, I am very shocked of this. Like, holy fuck, like you being able to get a lot of these, like, kind of sort of spot on, but I so a lot of these are like very vague.

SPEAKER_06 45:52

This one like makes me feel like at peace. And like I don't know, kind of like just very relaxed. Like the stress just melted away. Like more.

SPEAKER_04 46:16

Kind of like when I've said like that mental clarity kind of. But maybe like I could be lucky.

SPEAKER_06 46:27

And this is Jade.

SPEAKER_00 46:31

This is turquoise.

SPEAKER_04 46:33

Oh my god, the one fucking time I can't say it.

SPEAKER_00 46:36

Right. The one the one time.

SPEAKER_04 46:37

Well, you're like, why would you say turquoise?

SPEAKER_00 46:40

So this is like totally protection, healing, communication, luck.

SPEAKER_04 46:45

I said I could be lucky.

SPEAKER_00 46:47

Oh I don't know how you fucking feel luck.

SPEAKER_04 46:49

I don't know, but we're gonna go and get lottery tickets and stuff.

SPEAKER_00 46:53

Yeah, that we are going oh we are going to test some of these out.

SPEAKER_04 46:58

Except I didn't say turquoise, I said jade.

SPEAKER_00 47:01

Um okay, so I I might skip a couple of these because it's kinda some of them are a little bit of like a rerun.

SPEAKER_06 47:09

Um Okay, this we'll do this one. Tiger eye I like when you guess I'm not gonna tell you what it is. Um This makes me feel like I don't know, like uh like w like I like courageous, like wisdom, like feel smart holding this.

SPEAKER_04 47:59

Maybe like in connection to like nature.

SPEAKER_00 48:07

Well, this is Maramba Amethyst. And this is to calming protect negative energy and calm the mind.

SPEAKER_04 48:22

Huh. Okay, I got that one wrong.

SPEAKER_00 48:25

Um, okay, let's skip some. I mean, because we don't need to do like fucking 45 minutes of like kind of the same thing.

SPEAKER_04 48:35

Oh fool's gold. Oh shit. But isn't like fool's gold or no, it's not fool's gold. It's gotta be maybe it's like a gold nugget of sort.

SPEAKER_06 48:50

Like prosperity, success, fortune.

SPEAKER_00 48:56

Good fortune. How do you feel like holding like what is it, what is a giving off? Because I feel like now you're just trying to guess.

SPEAKER_04 49:04

Like, no, like I feel like you can like I don't know.

SPEAKER_06 49:10

Like it's like a I mean, physically it feels rough. Mm-hmm.

SPEAKER_04 49:16

But it's like that right, like it's not smooth, so it doesn't feel as calming, I would say. But like some of the other ones when I felt like anxious or like it was almost like a tingly sensation. This just feels like sturdy, like stability, like a sturdy rock in my hand.

SPEAKER_00 49:42

Like an actual rock. Because that one's not polished like the other one.

SPEAKER_04 49:47

I feel like this is just a fucking rock from your fucking outside. This is like this is just gravel from your this is peacock ore.

SPEAKER_00 49:58

Oh it's very shiny, like you know, when like oil is like in water and it has that like oh yeah.

SPEAKER_04 50:05

Is that what it looks like?

SPEAKER_00 50:06

Yeah.

SPEAKER_04 50:06

Oh, cool.

SPEAKER_00 50:07

Uh and it's for happiness, joy, and positivity.

SPEAKER_04 50:11

Oh well.

SPEAKER_00 50:13

And you felt none of them. You've been getting worse at this. Okay, so we might just do one more. Let's see.

SPEAKER_04 50:18

Okay, let's see if I can get this one right.

SPEAKER_00 50:20

What should we end on?

SPEAKER_04 50:22

I figured it was from your fucking gravel pit or something.

SPEAKER_00 50:26

Okay, well we'll end on this one, and then I'll I'll actually give you like some of these because I'm pretty sure these are fake.

SPEAKER_06 50:37

Okay, this one. Oops. This one is soothing. Um not soothing. I don't know. Now I feel like a little burst of energy. But still like a calming energy.

SPEAKER_04 51:12

Like relaxed, but yeah, like more How do you feel about it? But I can feel like energy though.

SPEAKER_00 51:18

How do you feel about yourself?

SPEAKER_04 51:22

I mean, I feel fine. So I feel like self-esteem booster?

SPEAKER_00 51:28

Uh Dragon Jasper.

SPEAKER_04 51:30

Oh, okay.

SPEAKER_00 51:31

Uh promotes courage, removing self-doubt. Oh, uh, stability, and boost energy.

SPEAKER_04 51:38

Oh my god. I felt didn't I say uh no? I felt like I had an energy boost.

SPEAKER_00 51:42

Mm-hmm.

SPEAKER_04 51:43

That's so weird.

unknown 51:45

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 51:46

Okay.

SPEAKER_04 51:46

Okay. So am I good to unblindfold?

SPEAKER_00 51:50

No, let me damn it.

SPEAKER_04 51:55

Now you're just giving me fake rocks?

SPEAKER_00 51:57

So I I bought these and I because I was just gonna do it about these.

SPEAKER_06 52:09

But do you feel anything? Mm-mm. Like I just no, like I just feel like cold.

SPEAKER_04 52:25

You like that cold feeling they get? Like when you get like tingly a little bit? That's what that feels like.

SPEAKER_00 52:30

No, I don't know. You don't know, you don't get that? Do I get tingly?

SPEAKER_04 52:35

No, I don't feel anything. I mean, I feel tingly, but I think it's because I'm cold.

SPEAKER_06 52:44

Uh well, so what about what about this? I mean, maybe no, like a little less cold, maybe.

SPEAKER_00 53:09

Okay, so and I I swear I think these are all just plastic. You can take your blind.

SPEAKER_04 53:14

Yeah, it feels like it feels excuse me.

SPEAKER_00 53:18

Because I gave you the the turquoise one first and then like a rose quartz or whatever. But I I'm pretty sure these are all plastic. Yeah, like I don't think those are scratching that one. Like you can see, like, you know, like we're oh yeah, like for a lot of them, you were like pretty darn close. Uh, this is that peacock orb.

SPEAKER_04 53:40

Oh, that's cool. Oh my goodness, these are cool. So So I'm a witch.

SPEAKER_00 53:49

Further testing. Well, you were getting worse like as we went on. But further testing, which ones should we take with us? Let's see. Um well, the one that I said was luck.

SPEAKER_04 54:03

This wait, oh yeah, turquoise for sure. Isn't that what I said it was lucky?

SPEAKER_06 54:08

And this one. And did I get any of the colors right? What about the one I said blue?

SPEAKER_00 54:19

No.

SPEAKER_04 54:20

Damn.

SPEAKER_00 54:20

The all of the blue were at the end, and I didn't even we stopped here. Dang it. And I didn't even do that one because that is the same as this. It's just how it's form.

SPEAKER_04 54:30

Okay, what's it about?

SPEAKER_00 54:31

But I thought it would like fuck you up, but I didn't I didn't feel like doing it.

SPEAKER_04 54:35

What was another lucky one?

SPEAKER_00 54:38

Basically, just these two are the most um luck ones.

SPEAKER_04 54:45

I'll throw on my turquoise earnings.

SPEAKER_00 54:47

It works out because there's two of us.

SPEAKER_04 54:51

So perfect.

SPEAKER_05 54:52

Yeah. All right. Um that was fun. Yeah. Um, we just got five dollar scratchers uh with our stuff with our lucky rocks. And let's see if we are cajillionaires. Actually, the most that we can win is fifty thousand dollars. So we're gonna win two. We can't even retire.

SPEAKER_04 55:18

Okay, what do we do here?

SPEAKER_00 55:20

Uh let's see, match three identical symbols.

SPEAKER_04 55:24

And you've win the prize, Sean, for that spin. Match. What is that?

SPEAKER_05 55:28

A nine?

SPEAKER_04 55:29

And the what's this thing?

SPEAKER_05 55:31

It's a a nine.

SPEAKER_06 55:34

Win five times. Here we go. Big time. God, you're going way faster than me.

SPEAKER_05 55:42

It ain't hard to see, but three of them need the same.

SPEAKER_04 55:46

Well, you just wait. Time to win. Mine I'll rug down.

SPEAKER_05 55:51

Alright. I did not win.

SPEAKER_04 55:54

Which oh no, it's a ladybug. It's trickery. See, I'd like to really.

SPEAKER_05 56:03

Just need a lightning bull.

SPEAKER_01 56:05

Yeah, I needed that.

SPEAKER_05 56:09

Alright, come on. To win the bonus.

SPEAKER_06 56:17

Oh wing!

SPEAKER_04 56:21

I got a lightning symbol.

SPEAKER_05 56:22

Ten dollars.

SPEAKER_04 56:23

Hold the phone. Maybe there's more.

SPEAKER_06 56:28

What if I win another lightning symbol?

SPEAKER_05 56:31

Well, I hope so.

SPEAKER_04 56:34

So you just gotta rub your rock on it. You didn't do it. Oh moon. I won ten dollars technically five because this was a five-dollar ticket.

SPEAKER_05 56:42

Well, yeah, so winner, winner. I guess technically you won.

SPEAKER_04 56:48

Because I touched all the rocks.

SPEAKER_05 56:50

But we're gonna double down.

SPEAKER_04 56:54

We are.

SPEAKER_05 56:55

Should we put that into kino?

SPEAKER_04 56:58

We're gonna go play kino. I mean we're gonna win.

SPEAKER_05 57:01

Because we are gamblers. That is true. We do with our rocks.

SPEAKER_04 57:06

Alright. I'm gonna go get my winnings. Here we are.

SPEAKER_00 57:11

All right.

SPEAKER_04 57:11

We at a neighborhood wand.

SPEAKER_00 57:13

We doubled down. We're playing Kino. And for anybody that doesn't know what Kino is, it is uh it's yeah, it's you pick numbers.

SPEAKER_05 57:26

Yeah, it's kind of like bingo.

SPEAKER_01 57:29

It's the luck of the draw.

SPEAKER_00 57:31

But uh, so we we did it a two-song. Each one of us picked a number.

SPEAKER_04 57:37

If I already won ten dollars at a scratch op ticket, we're gonna win like at least one weight.

SPEAKER_05 57:42

At least a billion. Like, well, we have to get enough to retire off of.

SPEAKER_04 57:48

Well, that's when I win my million. What did I get? Some lifetime millions for a lifetime or something?

SPEAKER_05 57:55

Yeah, millionaire for life.

SPEAKER_04 57:56

When does that get uh those numbers get called?

SPEAKER_05 58:00

Every day.

SPEAKER_04 58:01

Oh.

SPEAKER_00 58:02

So tomorrow?

SPEAKER_04 58:03

I'll find out tomorrow if I'm a millionaire for life.

SPEAKER_00 58:06

I mean, I I play it every day.

SPEAKER_04 58:07

I'm pretty sure with this. And this, I will be.

SPEAKER_00 58:14

Yeah, I'm I'm leaving all of the stones with her so that I'd won. Uh yeah. Cause she actually felt all of it.

SPEAKER_05 58:26

And all right, so uh We did not win.

SPEAKER_04 58:30

We didn't win. Um, but that means I'm gonna for sure win the whatever million for life. But we did win this beef jerky.

SPEAKER_00 58:39

Oh, just so you know, like maybe this this is like a 50-50, so we split it. We have these.

SPEAKER_04 58:46

We did.

SPEAKER_00 58:47

Well, if you win the millionaire for life.

SPEAKER_04 58:50

Oh, oh well, we'll see though.

SPEAKER_05 58:53

Uh yeah.

SPEAKER_04 58:54

Depends on who lives longer, you know what I mean? Um, but then we won this. So maybe, or it might be on my bill. We'll see.

SPEAKER_05 59:03

Yeah. So we possibly didn't win.

SPEAKER_04 59:06

That is correct.

SPEAKER_06 59:07

So we sucked.

SPEAKER_05 59:10

Moral of the story is don't gamble with rocks.

SPEAKER_06 59:15

And well, maybe how would you say that tomorrow?

SPEAKER_04 59:18

After I win million error.

SPEAKER_00 59:21

You're not gonna win.

SPEAKER_04 59:23

Bang! Yeah, let's see if that's on my bill.

SPEAKER_00 59:29

Hopefully, we won a gazillion dollars.

SPEAKER_04 59:32

Oh, yeah, we're gonna for sure go get some tickets or something.

SPEAKER_00 59:36

Yeah. Uh, which you you'll have already found out if we won or not. We don't know yet. We don't know. But uh, like always, we love you guys. And please like and subscribe and pretend to be kind to each other. Bye.

SPEAKER_06 59:54

Bye.