Episode 24: Leprechaun (1993) movie review

In this episode we review the classic film about weeee people from Ireland. 

Transcript

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I'm the leprechaun. I'm the leprechaun.

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Cut it out, man.

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I'm the leprechaun.

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No stop.

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So bright. My retinas. Oh shit. All right, what are we talking about today?

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Welcome everybody to Comedyville Horror Podcast. We are your host. I'm Russ. I'm Tash. And this week we are doing our movie review for March. March's for St.

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Patrick's Day edition.

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March's movie review.

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Is March's?

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Mar not March's. March. Just March.

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Yeah, but if it's like it's possessive, March's. Because you you could say like January's rainfall. And that sounds right.

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March's madness. They call it March Madness.

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Yeah, why why is March April's showers?

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April showers.

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Golden showers.

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Sick. But anyways. Yeah, anyways.

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So we are doing the 1993 movie Leprechaun.

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Yes, we are.

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And can I tell you that I have I still have no fucking idea how to spell Leprechaun?

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Um I just put L in all my notes.

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I kept putting Leppy in all of my notes. Because I started typing leprechaun and then would have to change it every time to the right way.

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I just write it in my terrible handwriting, and then I have to go back and try to read it. So we'll see what happens.

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Yeah. So let's get into this movie.

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Yeah. Love that you're in your St. Patty's Day gear.

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Yeah, I I don't even know what it says. I literally bought it for like six bucks at Walmart.

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Oh, really? With a skeleton on it?

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Yeah.

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That's pretty sweet. I like it. I do have leprechaun earrings, so.

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What?

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Oh no. Do you do you dress up for like every holiday?

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Oh, I'm taking St. Patrick's Day off and I will be on a party bus. I do it every year.

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What?

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I mean, it's with a lot of friends. No, but most of them. Most of them are like healthcare workers. I pace myself and then I eat snacks the whole time.

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Saying that they're mostly healthcare workers, those are the worst people to drink with because they go a thousand percent.

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Yeah. There's been some serious accidents on those buses uh over the past five years, I think, is how long?

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Whatever. Do you do like the Clancy's?

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All over. Yeah.

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Like I think we'll start there and then kind of hit the I get my face painted, so whatever. Face painted. Yeah, like a to look like a leprechaun.

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No, but like with you know, glitter and like a shamrock or something.

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Are you Irish?

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One would think with my green eyes and red hair, but not a lick of it.

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Really?

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Yeah.

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That is shocking.

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I know.

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Do you know you know how like every name has like a meaning? Yeah. Do you know uh do you know what Russell means?

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No.

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Red hair.

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Good thing dad called you Rambo.

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Yeah.

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Do you know what Natasha means? What? The Christmas child. My birthday's in April. The fuck were they thinking? I know. I'm like, mmm. How about that?

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The Christmas child?

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Yeah. The Christmas child.

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What if I I hate how stupid how they give like a meaning to a name. And it means nothing, really. No. Like maybe back when people looked that stuff up.

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And then that's what they named them, you know, like based on like, oh, what's the Christmas child name?

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Yeah, exactly. Like you're born like around Christmas, so they would not anymore. Nobody gives a fucking name.

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No. I'm just Russian.

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Yeah. So this movie. Let's get into it. 1993. Which oh so being in the nineties uh shocked me. Like the the quality of this movie. The nineties had a lot of bad movies.

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That is true.

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And especially like horror, because I think that's when they were pumping out a fuck ton of horror.

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B-rated movies. Yeah.

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Uh, you know, not expecting any of them to take off.

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Right.

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Like this one has fucking eight sequels.

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I know.

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So I did buy all of them. I bought like the collection of them.

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Oh, you did?

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Yeah. And it's funny because I think there are one was enough. There are seven.

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Yeah, there's a lot.

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I do remember watching the one, I think it was like leprechaun, like back to the hood. God. And they have to like get the leprechaun high off of four-life clovers.

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Seriously? Oh well, okay, that might be worth a watch.

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So this movie opens up uh it immediately shows the monster, the leprechaun. Right. Which, like most movies, like, you know, like it kind of it hides it for a while.

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Yeah, like ease into it.

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Yeah, and then it's, you know, half the movie before you actually see monsters. But this one, no, it fucking he this tiny hety bitty little leprechaun. Like he comes down the stairs and Warwick Davis that plays leprechaun. Oh, yeah, has poor little fucking legs.

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How did he do that? What is that is he already a midget?

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Yeah. You don't just there's no surgery to make people midgets.

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Well, I don't know. That's terrible. His legs really need some work.

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Yeah.

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Poor guy.

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But uh so like he he comes down the stairs and then he's just lusting after his pot of gold. And I think he says something like, Nobody dare steals a leprechaun's gold.

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I know.

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His little voice is cute.

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But uh it's funny how it's like immediately it sets up somebody's gonna fucking steal his gold. Well, right.

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I mean, you gotta like you gotta preface it somehow.

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The whole premise of the movie, yeah. So uh then we see a a limo drive up to the fucking old.

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I love that it's like an old, like he's limo too. Yeah, like that's awesome.

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Well, it had to have been. It was in the fucking 90s. Well, I know, but but that was brand new back then.

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Yeah, you're right.

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So a a fucking a drunk Irishman gets out, like weird how that happens.

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Yeah, right.

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But uh so he's uh talking to his wife, and he talks about how he caught a leprechaun and forced him to tell him where his gold was. Yeah. Because that's what happens when you catch a leprechaun.

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I guess.

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Also, did this movie start all of these like uh leprechaun things?

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What do you mean?

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Like all the the folklore about like leprechaun. Did this movie start or it's been around forever?

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It's been around forever. Lucky Charms has been around for a long time.

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Well, yeah, well, and that was in the movie too.

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I know, me too.

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Uh so he stole the fucking the leprechaun's gold, so he had to hide it.

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So he put it in his mom's urn. Wasn't it into like his like an urn?

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Yeah, because uh because when he showed up the the package was delivered. Apparently he was his mom died in Ireland, so he had to go to the funeral or whatever. Yep. And he caught a leprechaun there.

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Do you have a leprechaun in your stomach right now? Because I can hear it. I know. Um I thought that was funny that that's a real thing.

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Probably drinking this much coffee, I will shit myself.

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Can't wait.

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Anyways, so the the wife hears she's making him tea or something, but she hears a child singing, Mary had a little lamb from the suitcase.

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Yeah. Because like the leprechaun can change his voice. He can mimic that's the trickery.

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So she she opens it or he jumps out of it or whatever and fucking terrifies the shit out of her. So his makeup though.

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It's so good.

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For like a leprechaun to make like a horror movie, it's really fucking good.

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Yeah, he is creepy. Yeah, I know people who have are terrified of this movie because of which is crazy the makeup.

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I I remember seeing this as a kid.

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I do too.

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And I was horrified of just the makeup, but when you watch it, you're like, this movie's really fucking funny.

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It's funny. There's some really funny bits.

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I loved how funny it was. And it's like constant. It's not like, you know, some movies will have like, you know, one or two scenes. It was like the whole movie.

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Yeah, like it really kept me going for the most part. Yeah.

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Uh so the leprechaun, uh, he pushes the wife down the stairs. She's dead now.

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Yeah. Well, could she like open like this bit? She's gonna open a briefcase.

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Well, cause it it's like what it said uh there's a small child in it. Yeah, but it was like, let me out.

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Like, yeah. All right.

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Well, yeah, people that's the thing in this movie, people are real, real dumb.

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They're so dumb. I have a quote. But he oh, you say your quote. I just thought it was funny once like he f comes in and finds like the wife. Yeah, because he he runs to the gold and not his wife. Did you see that?

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Mm-mm.

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Mm-hmm. It was pretty funny.

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Yeah, because it was uh he walks in, the the drunk Irishman, he walks in and hears his wife asking, Where'd you hide the gold?

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Mm-hmm.

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Even though it was and then it says, I have the quote the the the we people have their magical ways. Because he was like, How'd you find me?

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Yeah.

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So the the man gets a gun and a four-leaf clover. And it's funny because like the leprechaun was sitting in the chair, like drinking tea, and he just fucking shoots him, like so stupid. Also, I loved every time the leprechaun got shot was so funny to me. I don't know why. And he got shot like a thousand fucking times. Yeah.

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I just with legs, what the fuck? Like his legs, just every time it would show him walking.

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Well, and it's funny because it would like it would do like the super fast. And I don't think I think that was like probably someone with like sticks, like just doing that, you know, like not his actual leg. Yeah.

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Like it's so bad.

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Mm-hmm. Uh so he uh shoots the fuck out of him some more, and then he like picks up his tiny little body and puts it in a fucking giant crate in the fucking basement.

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I know.

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Yeah, like it was already there and it was empty. Like what the fuck?

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Yeah, I don't understand that.

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How the hell did they get it down them stairs? He had to have built a crate down.

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In the basement?

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Yeah, probably.

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But it looked like super old.

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Yeah. So he puts puts the leprechaun in it and puts the four-leaf clover on top and then he nails it shut.

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Mm-hmm.

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And then he's pouring gas all over. Just he's gonna fucking set the whole goddamn house on fire.

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Right.

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But then uh the leprechaun puts a curse on him.

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Which was that curse a stroke?

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So I th yeah, but I thought he was having a heart attack or something.

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I couldn't tell. Was it a heart attack? Was it a stroke?

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Yeah, so uh, and the leprechaun also like blows the match out.

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Yeah.

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And I'm like, if he can do all this shit.

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Get out of the fucking crane.

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Yeah, exactly. Just fucking break open the fucking.

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But apparently it's a four-leaf clover. Do I have to do that?

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These are all three.

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I know, huh? Did you know clovers are technically a deadly nightshade? In the deadly nightshade family.

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Yeah.

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So these close at night and then they open back up.

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What what were those those smokes for like clove? Was it just clove?

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Clove cigarettes?

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Yeah, for people that. I I never, but everybody said they're so fucking awful.

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They're so bad. But the smell, it made me think of like Christmas.

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Anyway, so have you heard uh the uh like filming movies and shows nowadays? Like if there is smoking in it, uh, it can be real cigarettes.

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So they have like these prop cigarettes that like the candy ones that you could puff the white powder out of.

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That would be so awful for kids.

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Seriously, that and Pixie Sticks, I think I snorted Pixie Sticks. I mean, that was kind of the end thing, right?

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But the the fake cigarettes or it's like clover that they're smoking. And most of the time nowadays in shows, if it seems like they're doing it unnatural, it's because it's so disgusting and awful that they're trying to hold back. Oh my god.

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That was like um, what were those ones? I think they were called like American Spirits. Oh, yeah. It was like Native American spirits, right? Because there was an Indian on the front.

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And they're like fucking I used to smoke them for a minute. Oh, I didn't. They were like fucking$12 like 15 years ago.

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Oh, really?

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I can't imagine what the hell they are now.

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Oh, so they were like super cheap when you know I was smoking when not I should not have been smoking in like junior high, high school. Yeah, something like that. And mom found them and made me go outside and sit on the curb out in front of the house and smoke the whole pack of cigarettes.

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Sit on the curb so that all the neighbors can see you stuff. I guess.

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And then I like threw up.

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Yeah.

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Cause they were, I mean, they were like so potent, right? The whole thing back then was that they had they were all natural tobacco.

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Yeah, they didn't have all the good chemicals in them.

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Like formaldehyde. Formaldehyde.

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Mm-hmm. Okay. So um then it shows 10 years later.

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Yes.

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We see a sweet ass red jeep.

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Mm-hmm.

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I love jeeps.

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With North Dakota plates. Did you notice that?

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Did not notice the plates, but she literally said, What did she say? Was something like, I can't believe I'm spending my summer in New Mexico. And he's like, Well, it's North Dakota, not New Mexico. Yeah.

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I'm like, these people are idiots. But so like This is when we see a young.

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Very young. This was Jennifer Aniston's first movie.

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Right before, because I looked up when Friends started.

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Yeah, it was like a year before.

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Yeah, 1994 was when Friends began.

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So Which is crazy. Like this probably kicked off her whole career.

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You know what's really I was thinking because I remember watching, like, I don't know, some like maybe documentary thing about her way back when. And when she started Friends, they told her she was too thick and made her lose weight.

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Yeah.

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And I remember hearing I mean she looked super athletic in this movie. She was skinny, but like also had like great legs.

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She had like big knees. Do you notice that?

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I don't know how you get big knees. She probably like ran or something.

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Yeah.

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But I mean, she had muscular legs, but yeah, they were bigger, and then they made her lose all this weight. Wait, thanks, Hollywood.

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You dicks, fucking body chambers. No shit. That's why, like it is crazy, like the body dysmorphia stuff, how like we created it.

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Yeah.

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You know, like just making such mental health issues.

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Right. And then now it's like, don't worry, you don't have diabetes, but you need to take this shit so you can get skinny. And it's like the hollow, like sunken face and all of the weirdness. And I'm like, what the fuck? People look like melted candles now, just so you know. But I did body shame my dogs yesterday.

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Well, they are pretty chonky.

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Well, one of them isn't very chonky. So I got the official paperwork of Winston.

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Yeah.

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The girl said that he was from Texas. No, he's not. He's from Arkansas. And so he was kind of, I was like, He's a little inbred. I was boofing his nose and he went cross-eyed a little bit. And I go, No. I go, Oh, this is what happens when you're from Arkansas, and you but you're kind of skinny and you like to run around and chase them Arkansas girls. And then here comes Mort and I go, and you're from Nebraska, born and raised, and you just fucking chunky monk, tiny legs, little leopards.

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Oh, I know. Well, Nebraska used to be like the test area for like whenever a fast food company makes a new thing. Uh, but then they found out Nebraska just fucking eats everything. Like that is true. They like everything.

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I got shamed because some of the people I was with wanted to go through a drive-thru um while I was training. I don't even know how to go through a drive-thru.

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Like I hate drive-throughs because I don't go fast food ever. Yeah. But most of the time, if you do go through a drive-thru, all your shit is wrong.

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I waited at the wrong window. So I'm like, why is nobody coming? And then the other window opened and they're flagging me down. They're like, we said window two. I'm like, how many fucking windows are there?

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Yeah. It's I whatever.

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Anyways, we digress per usually.

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Yeah.

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Okay. Jennifer Aniston, she's hot. Her name is Tori in this movie.

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Yeah. But for most of my notes, I wrote out Jennifer Aniston. I did not want to write out Leprechaun, but I wrote out Jennifer Aniston.

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I will say though, her dad in this movie looked just as young as her.

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He did seem like a very young dad.

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Right.

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I was like, so he But she was supposed to be, you know. Was she in high school?

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I couldn't call.

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Maybe college? I don't know. Because she's from LA and she was doing this whole, I'm a fucking bitch about everything in the beginning. That that's where I have a note that says she just bitches about everything to her dad in this scene. So for some reason, they go into the house and they immediately like go to the basement.

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That's what I put. I'm like, let's go to the basement right away.

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And he's like, you can paint or it just needs cleaned up and put some paint on the walls. I'm like, in the fucking basement?

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Yeah, I'm like, you're just gonna let her live in the fucking dungeon.

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Yeah, I'm like, what the hell is happening?

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And then there's a tarantula.

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Please tell me I have there's a giant desert tarantula in North Dakota.

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That's what I was like, there's a tarantula in North Dakota. That's messed up. Oh no, gosh, needs. That happened.

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I actually need more coffee. Yeah. Uh, but do you remember the Burger King had a black whopper at one point?

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I do remember that.

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Uh fun little fact about that is your shit turned neon green, like terrifyingly. Like you you're almost like, oh fuck, do I need to go to the hospital when you see it?

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And that's because it was a black whopper?

SPEAKER_00 19:54

Yeah. It was like the ink in it.

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See, they had when I worked at Broncos. If you ate too many of their own. You worked at Broncos? I did.

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I fucking love Broncos.

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Oh yeah. I worked at the one on Pacific. I actually found a bag of weed that's dropped out of somebody's car. This is in like high school, right?

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Yeah.

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I was a huge stoner back then. And somebody dropped the bag of weed when they opened, they must have like had to open their car door to reach the window. Oh, yeah. And I was working the drive-through and I would just like open the bag. Like I saw it. I was like, uh, I'll be right back. Like you went and grabbed it. We were making potato bongs in the basement of that place. Like it was when you could smoke in the dining room. Like so many of my teammates were we would like roll joints and just smoke them in the middle of the dining room. Like people would be eating.

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Wild times.

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Right? How in the hell was I not arrested?

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It's so insane. Well, and that was like the whole fucking war on drugs. Good how that fucking turned out.

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I mean, the bag of weed was this big. It was like a brick. It was awesome. Okay.

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All right. So back to the movie.

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So Tarantula in North Dakota. That's awesome.

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So she she's bitching that she wants to go to a hotel.

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Oh my God.

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And stay there. And so she gets her old ass phone out.

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Yeah.

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So her phone was red.

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Yeah.

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Was that a thing? Or did she like have it painted?

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Because I don't know if I want to say like Motorola came out with the first like colored phones.

SPEAKER_00 21:28

Oh really?

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I'm pretty certain because it was the one that flipped.

SPEAKER_00 21:32

Yeah.

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And then right, you would like snap it shut.

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Did I tell you my fucking my grandparents had the oldest goddamn phone I'd ever seen for the longest time?

SPEAKER_04 21:44

Like in their house, like a landline or like a cell phone?

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And it was so it was the type that like had the the black uh with the green backlit, like numbers like a fucking calculator. And it was just one, like, so that you could see what you typed. Like a slide?

SPEAKER_04 22:01

Was it like a slide?

SPEAKER_00 22:02

No, it was it was just like hers in the movie. The flip.

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Oh my god.

SPEAKER_00 22:05

Yeah.

SPEAKER_04 22:06

Uh they had that up until like where you would have the plastic antenna you would have to take up.

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Until like fucking like 2009. Jesus Christ. And I think they had to get rid of it because it was obsolete. Like it would not work on modern I mean, I'm not gonna lie.

SPEAKER_04 22:22

I may have waited a long time to finally get a new phone back in the day. That when I went to, I think it was Sprint at the time, they laughed at me. Like they were like, what it like they're like, come here, come look at this phone. I was like, okay, can we not do that? Like I fucking get it. I took a it took me a minute, all right?

SPEAKER_00 22:39

It was a little bit more I had to fucking pay this thing off. Right. And it took 18 years. I know.

SPEAKER_04 22:45

And now you want me to rent it? What the fuck?

SPEAKER_00 22:47

Yeah.

SPEAKER_04 22:47

Whatever. Um so I thought it was funny. Yes, she was like trying to call to get like a hotel room.

SPEAKER_00 22:56

Mm-hmm.

SPEAKER_04 22:57

And then here comes the paint thinner guy.

SPEAKER_00 23:00

Yeah, she bumps into an acute muscly guy.

SPEAKER_04 23:03

Do you know what movie he was in?

SPEAKER_00 23:05

No, I didn't. I did not look him up.

SPEAKER_03 23:07

He was the stripper guy in summer school. Do you remember summer school?

SPEAKER_01 23:13

No. Summer school.

SPEAKER_04 23:15

I remember they had chainsaw and oh whatever. And like they were like the horror movie guys.

SPEAKER_01 23:22

Yeah.

SPEAKER_04 23:23

And it's like this group that has to go to summer school. Well, he was trying to he would always fall asleep in class. And then the teacher ended up finding out that he it was because he was moonlighting as a stripper.

SPEAKER_00 23:35

Well, yeah.

SPEAKER_04 23:36

At like 18 or something or 17. I don't know.

SPEAKER_00 23:39

That's the best time when you're young.

SPEAKER_04 23:42

Well, yeah, but I'm like, oh my God.

SPEAKER_00 23:44

But he looked like he was like fucking 35.

SPEAKER_04 23:46

Right. I know. I kind of feel like that was the 90s, right? There wasn't all of this like I don't know. Like, there wasn't all this Botox and whatever that like now like 20-year-olds are doing, so they look like they're babies. So you can't tell what age they are, and there wasn't all these like eyelash extensions and microblading of eyebrows and shit. So that's people actually aged appropriately, or however their genetics were going to allow them to age.

SPEAKER_00 24:18

But also, uh because what what was the thing that I saw? It was like uh the hairstyles make people look way older.

SPEAKER_04 24:27

Oh because it had probably look like I'm about it had the fucking 75.

SPEAKER_00 24:33

God, what what was her name? Alice from the Brady Bunch. Brady Bunch. Oh so it had it had her with her hair, you know, old people hair, and then it had like like new style hair, and she looked like fucking 30 years younger.

SPEAKER_04 24:49

Well, I think she was younger.

SPEAKER_00 24:51

Yeah, she she was not that yeah.

SPEAKER_04 24:53

It's kind of like Sophia, the old mom in Oh my god, oh my god. The Golden Girls. She was actually the youngest of all of them.

SPEAKER_00 25:04

Yeah.

SPEAKER_04 25:05

Isn't that funny? Crazy.

SPEAKER_00 25:06

Uh all right, so back to the movie again. This is gonna be a long episode.

SPEAKER_04 25:12

We'll we'll make sure we get through it. Um, so she's got the hots for the guy.

SPEAKER_00 25:16

Yeah, and then all of a sudden she really wants to stay in the creepy ass house. Uh then then we meet the mentally challenged Ozzy.

SPEAKER_03 25:28

Is that half the politically correct?

SPEAKER_01 25:34

No, it just Okay.

SPEAKER_00 25:36

Um, I will have to bleed that out.

SPEAKER_04 25:38

He's Francis from Pee-Wee's Big Adventure. Somebody over here has never seen it, which we will watch.

SPEAKER_00 25:44

Eh, maybe.

SPEAKER_04 25:46

Yeah, so we see Francis, who is definitely developmentally delayed.

SPEAKER_00 25:51

And he's why is this always like in movies where like a mentally handicapped person is always best friends with a child? Is it because they're on like the same wavelength?

SPEAKER_04 26:02

Yeah, I think so. Like that shows like where he's at from a from And it's always like the child is way smarter. Yeah, normally. So it's Ozzie is the big dude, and then Alex is the kid.

SPEAKER_00 26:16

He's the brother of the muscly guy.

SPEAKER_04 26:18

Yes.

SPEAKER_03 26:20

Are they all brothers?

SPEAKER_00 26:22

No, Ozzie's just the hired hand because it's cheap labor, I'm sure.

SPEAKER_04 26:29

Lenny. Jesus.

SPEAKER_00 26:31

Uh well, and it was funny because Alex, he's like, Man, I could sure go for a beer right now. And Ozzie was like, Don't you ever drink that stuff. And it's like, Jesus, fire, like, calm down, okay, asshole.

SPEAKER_04 26:45

And Alex was in the kid in Don't Tell Mom the Babysitter's Dead. Look at me. I was like, I know all of these people.

SPEAKER_00 26:52

Hey, did not. I know Jennifer Anderson. Oh, so hot.

SPEAKER_04 26:56

So then Ozzie hears singing in the kitchen.

SPEAKER_00 26:59

Yeah, because he he spilled paint on him and which never cleaned it off.

SPEAKER_04 27:03

So whatever through the whole movie.

SPEAKER_00 27:05

And so then uh no, he because he went into the bathroom and he he was cleaning it and then he came out, and that's when he heard the singing. The singing. Because that's why he was in there by himself.

SPEAKER_04 27:15

Oh yeah.

SPEAKER_00 27:16

Uh so he goes down to the basement and he fucking brushes off the clover.

SPEAKER_04 27:22

Yep. And there you go.

SPEAKER_00 27:23

Yep. Then uh the leprechaun attacks him and he calls him Tubby. Like, it's so funny.

SPEAKER_03 27:30

I know. Uh oh, it's so funny.

SPEAKER_00 27:33

And and he also says, Tell me where me gold is or I'll bite your ear off and make a boot out of it. And is that a thing?

SPEAKER_03 27:40

I don't know.

SPEAKER_00 27:42

It's so funny. Because he tells him the whole fucking spiel about like how he's a shoe, a shoe shiner?

SPEAKER_04 27:50

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 27:50

By trade.

SPEAKER_04 27:51

I'll shine your shoes. Because the leprechauns like to shine the shoes.

SPEAKER_00 27:55

Jesus. Oh, but he the leprechaun also screams, I need me gold, in like a super fucking like metal voice. Like it was like it was insane.

SPEAKER_04 28:06

You know who I think would do really good at like making his voice into like music or a song is the mayor.

SPEAKER_01 28:15

The mayor.

SPEAKER_03 28:16

Arson City.

SPEAKER_01 28:17

Oh. Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 28:19

He's got that voice, right?

SPEAKER_01 28:22

Yeah, probably.

SPEAKER_04 28:23

Kind of. I don't know.

SPEAKER_01 28:24

They just thought it'd be funny.

SPEAKER_04 28:25

Um, so they all go downstairs.

SPEAKER_00 28:27

Mm-hmm. Uh then they they find a rat.

SPEAKER_04 28:31

Yep. So it's clearly a rat.

SPEAKER_00 28:33

Yeah. So then they go outside. And then find a rainbow. And then, yeah, Ozzy sees a fucking rainbow and he fucking loves him because he's uh mentally challenged.

SPEAKER_04 28:46

Well, who doesn't love a rainbow? I mean, I go outside if I see a rainbow.

SPEAKER_00 28:50

Well, and he he's like, we gotta go to the end of it. Like, and just fucking runs off.

SPEAKER_04 28:55

And it's in some like decrepit truck that's just like parked, right? Like, okay, that's that's so there's gotta be gold.

SPEAKER_00 29:03

So this is this is what I don't understand is the so they they found the end of the rainbow at a junked, but then it like shows the gold like appearing. Like it wasn't there, and then like it appears.

SPEAKER_04 29:18

Right.

SPEAKER_00 29:19

So what the fuck is that all about?

SPEAKER_04 29:21

I don't know, maybe the rainbow made it appear.

SPEAKER_00 29:23

Or is that like the leprechaun fucking putting it? Oh, even though he fucking can't find it. Yeah, so then the kid they they find a gold to bloom, and Ozzy's like, I know how we check it, and you gotta bite it. And then since he's a little special, he accidentally eats it.

SPEAKER_04 29:41

He swallows it, so then they take the rest, the bag.

SPEAKER_00 29:45

Yeah, they they find the Alex finds the the big bag of it.

SPEAKER_04 29:49

And then who says I have a quote, take it to the hospital to fix your brain?

SPEAKER_00 29:55

Yeah, because that was they were talking about like, we're rich now. And Alex was like, we can we can finally get you a surgery to fix your brain.

SPEAKER_04 30:05

To make you smart. I'm like, I'm sad.

SPEAKER_00 30:08

Ozzy was like, I am smart. And Alex had to break it to him that no, you're not. Uh we all make fun of you behind your back.

SPEAKER_03 30:17

Yeah. That it was kind of sad. It was so sad.

SPEAKER_00 30:20

Yeah. Um, so then Jennifer Aniston gets her leg diddled by a midget Irishman.

SPEAKER_04 30:29

Yeah. She she thinks that's the tell me why the paint guy would have been like underneath.

SPEAKER_00 30:35

Yeah, exactly. They it was like they were walking, like she saw him and then immediately got her leg diddled.

SPEAKER_04 30:41

Yeah, she's like, Oh, we just met, but please diddle my leg.

SPEAKER_00 30:45

But so she gets scratched, and then they hear a cat, so then they're like, ah, it must have been a cat.

SPEAKER_04 30:50

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 30:51

And but she was like, No, I know when I'm getting diddled. That was not a cat. I know what a caress feels like. And then the dad's like, You fucking whore.

SPEAKER_04 31:00

Right. Even though we're the same age. Yeah. So then they hear a cat meowing.

SPEAKER_00 31:05

And then the the dad just fist fucks a tree. Which why in the hell would you ever do that? Yeah, exactly. So it's like a cat, and it's like, why do you need to get the fucking cat out?

SPEAKER_04 31:15

Right, like it's gonna come out. Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 31:17

And if it just stick your fucking hands out.

SPEAKER_04 31:19

If it just scratched her.

SPEAKER_00 31:20

Yeah. Like, um it's already pissed off.

SPEAKER_04 31:22

Yeah, so so and you and you found a tarantula in North Dakota. So I wouldn't be sticking my hands in shit.

SPEAKER_00 31:30

Exactly. So the fucking the dad obviously gets bit by the leprechaun. The leprechaun fucking he runs into a barn or something on the property.

SPEAKER_03 31:40

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 31:40

And then it comes out with a tricycle. Him riding this fucking tricycle was so goddamn funny.

SPEAKER_04 31:46

It's hilarious. Like, it's so fast.

SPEAKER_00 31:49

And it was it was like Bowser. Like, you know, because he's like pretty big on it, even for a little person, just like uh sped up, like like super fucking fast.

SPEAKER_04 32:00

Fucking hilarious. Okay, so then they have to get in the car. Right? They gotta get and it won't start, but the kid fixes the truck. Is it the truck?

SPEAKER_00 32:13

Yeah. Cause uh why was it? Why did they they took the dad to the hospital and the case?

SPEAKER_04 32:18

Yeah, because he got bit by a cat terribly.

SPEAKER_00 32:22

Yeah. But like why did they take the truck and not the Jeep?

SPEAKER_04 32:25

I I have no idea.

SPEAKER_00 32:27

Yeah, I it it was probably to set up that the truck doesn't start the distributor.

SPEAKER_04 32:32

And but the kid has to continue fixing it.

SPEAKER_00 32:35

Yeah. So which is funny because him fixing it just means that he slaps the distributor cat. It's like you blow in it. Yeah. So that like Ozzie and Alex, they go to a coin dealer to try and sell the coin or they want to find out what it is and what it's worth.

SPEAKER_04 32:52

And so the coin guy is like, Well, do you mind if I keep this?

SPEAKER_00 32:56

Yeah.

SPEAKER_04 32:56

I'll put it in a safe.

SPEAKER_00 32:58

Mm-hmm. And then when So the they left and then he goes to the safe.

SPEAKER_01 33:03

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 33:03

And then the old leprechaun jumps out of it. He fucking bites the shop owner. And then like one of the one of my favorite like deaths was the pogo stick.

SPEAKER_04 33:17

Like bad.

SPEAKER_00 33:18

I used to be super good at a pogo stick.

SPEAKER_03 33:22

Oh, really?

SPEAKER_00 33:24

Yeah, like the only reason why I would stop was because I was just tired. I could literally do it all day.

SPEAKER_04 33:30

Seriously? Yeah. Did you have a pogo ball? Do you remember those? They look like Saturn. So you put your feet on. Yeah. I was amazing at that.

SPEAKER_00 33:39

Yeah.

SPEAKER_04 33:40

But I don't think we ever had a pogo stead.

SPEAKER_00 33:42

It's funny how like when you're a kid, like you'll be really good at something.

SPEAKER_03 33:47

Yeah. Uh then you'll lose it?

SPEAKER_00 33:51

Well, even even if you're really good at it, it's kind of like, well, that totally served a purpose in my life.

SPEAKER_04 33:59

I don't know. I was really good at hula hooping.

SPEAKER_00 34:02

Yeah.

SPEAKER_04 34:03

And now I can't do it at all.

SPEAKER_00 34:06

I know. I'm about as fucking white as hula. It just stays on me.

SPEAKER_04 34:11

I was a good hula hooper.

SPEAKER_00 34:12

So the in the the coin store or whatever, whatever the hell that place was.

SPEAKER_04 34:16

The coin shop. Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 34:17

Uh the leprechaun steals a little go-kart.

SPEAKER_04 34:21

It's adorable. Um it's like a tiny, it was like one of those tiny like metal cars, right? Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 34:28

Well, I think it had like a fiberglass like shell over the car.

SPEAKER_04 34:33

But my favorite is when he gets pulled over.

SPEAKER_00 34:35

Yeah, he gets pulled over.

SPEAKER_04 34:37

And then he's like, I'm 600 years old.

SPEAKER_00 34:39

Yeah, because the cop was like, Aren't you a little young to be out? He's like, I'm 600 years old.

SPEAKER_04 34:45

Oh, and then he grabs the cop's face with his little hand and claws.

SPEAKER_00 34:50

Yeah, he tries ripping off the cop's face. And then uh the cop runs into the woods for some reason. Why? He had a fucking cop car.

SPEAKER_04 35:01

I know. He's playing hide and seek.

SPEAKER_00 35:03

Yeah.

SPEAKER_04 35:04

Uh in the woods.

SPEAKER_00 35:06

Mm-hmm.

SPEAKER_04 35:07

And then he breaks his.

SPEAKER_00 35:09

Yeah, the tiny leprechaun like jumps on him and snaps his fucking neck.

SPEAKER_04 35:14

Yeah. Like, okay.

SPEAKER_00 35:17

Um, then uh then the leprechaun uh sneaks back into the the house.

SPEAKER_04 35:22

Yep.

SPEAKER_00 35:23

Uh and he's hungry or something because he hasn't eaten in fucking ten years.

SPEAKER_04 35:28

Yeah, something like that.

SPEAKER_00 35:29

Uh so he finds lucky charms. The this whole thing uh was just so funny to me because he he finds like a mirror and he did you see that where he sees himself in the reflection?

SPEAKER_02 35:43

He's like, oh freezing.

SPEAKER_00 35:47

He scared himself. Oh fuck. Then uh for some reason he starts shining all the fucking shoes in the house.

SPEAKER_03 35:55

Well, yeah, but did you also where was it where Tori doesn't eat meat?

SPEAKER_00 36:00

It was they were at the diner.

SPEAKER_04 36:02

Oh, was that the diner? I was like, shouldn't eat meat. You can't tell me Home Girl has those thighs, and she don't eat meat.

SPEAKER_00 36:08

Well, but she was in LA.

SPEAKER_04 36:10

Aww. And then who said you know how to work this thing and it was a broom.

SPEAKER_00 36:17

Yeah. Was that I think it was just because she was being like a rich bitch sort of thing.

SPEAKER_04 36:23

Okay, I'm like, I had that before.

SPEAKER_00 36:25

Yeah.

SPEAKER_04 36:28

Yeah, and all of the shoes. I thought that was hilarious that they were all lined up.

SPEAKER_00 36:32

You just kept shine in them. Yeah, because when the kids get back, the house is a mess. And I'm like, how can you fucking tell? But yeah, and then they're like because it was they literally didn't do any cleaning before.

SPEAKER_04 36:44

They said it was a bear.

SPEAKER_00 36:45

Yeah.

SPEAKER_04 36:45

So can you tell me, are there bears in North Dakota?

SPEAKER_00 36:48

Yeah.

SPEAKER_04 36:49

Really? Like black bears?

SPEAKER_00 36:50

I'm pretty sure in North Dakota.

SPEAKER_04 36:52

Probably.

SPEAKER_00 36:53

Maybe not so much in South Dakota.

SPEAKER_04 36:56

But I thought it was funny where it's like, it was a bear. Yet the bear is gonna shine shoes and also line them up on a table.

SPEAKER_00 37:03

Yeah, exactly. Because that was I think they said something about it, like, all my shoes are shined.

SPEAKER_04 37:08

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 37:10

Okay. Uh they keep hearing the fucking the little tricycle bell or whatever. What was it? Like they was that where they he Nathan goes outside.

SPEAKER_04 37:21

Yeah, and he gets stuck in the bear trap.

SPEAKER_00 37:24

Yeah, the bear trap.

SPEAKER_04 37:25

Which is a raccoon trap.

SPEAKER_00 37:28

Just a fur trap. It's not uh because there's uh way different sizes. I think it it starts at like like one, two, three, kind of like uh like anvils and shit.

SPEAKER_04 37:41

Oh, yeah. That that was tiny.

SPEAKER_00 37:43

Yeah, that was no bear is gonna get fucking caught in that. Uh but he's in the fucking the goddamn bear trap and the leprechaun fucking attacks him. Did you notice the stunt leprechaun is like a full foot and a half fucking taller than I didn't. Yeah, he is like because this is about the height of Warwick Davis. The stunt leprechaun was like this. Really? Just a short regular person.

SPEAKER_04 38:16

I don't know. I was I was just trying to like catch all of the funny bits. Yeah, so uh But it was funny because he was like trying to hit it. Alex was trying to hit the leprechaun or Nate, but it was like so weak, like Yeah Well, he can't actually hurt the stunt guy.

SPEAKER_00 38:36

So then Alex goes in and gets the shotgun that was in the house for some reason.

SPEAKER_01 38:40

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 38:41

Um then uh Nathan blasts the fuck out of the leprechaun, like because the first shot was like the the cartoonish, like where he gets like blasted back.

SPEAKER_04 38:54

Then he just runs to the bushes, yeah.

SPEAKER_00 38:56

And then he he keeps like shooting into the bushes, like not at anything, but like very close to the bushes.

SPEAKER_04 39:03

I'm like, okay.

SPEAKER_00 39:04

And he because it was I think later on he he says, like, I shot the guy like six times. There's no way that he's alive. And it's like, did you fucking shoot him six times?

SPEAKER_04 39:13

Yeah, I don't I don't know. Um It wasn't bushes, it were like weeds, yeah.

SPEAKER_00 39:18

It was like uh tumbleweed.

SPEAKER_04 39:20

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 39:22

Uh so they go out to the the truck uh to get Nathan to the hospital now.

SPEAKER_04 39:28

Right. God.

SPEAKER_00 39:29

Um and then uh of course the truck wouldn't start. And then uh the old leprechaun was in the engine. And did you notice that he had the distributor cap like in his hand or something like that? Like show like that. It's not gonna start. Yeah, he ripped it out.

SPEAKER_04 39:45

And then he bites Ozzy's ear.

SPEAKER_00 39:47

Yeah, he fucking he breaks through the windshield and then he fucking bites Ozzy's ear. Uh, and then he runs into the shed.

SPEAKER_04 39:57

And No, she then she Tori burnt his nose with the car lighter.

SPEAKER_00 40:01

Yeah, she to get him like out, she like put pushed in the cigarette lighter.

SPEAKER_04 40:06

The cigarette lighter took a long time.

SPEAKER_00 40:09

Oh, I know. I I had one in my Jeep that I would use all the time.

SPEAKER_04 40:13

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 40:14

And that thing pissed me off because I would burn the fuck out of myself all the goddamn time.

SPEAKER_04 40:19

Oh, I had one in my old cavalier.

SPEAKER_00 40:21

Mm-hmm. Yeah. I don't know.

SPEAKER_04 40:22

I don't think they do them anymore.

SPEAKER_00 40:24

Do they even have the the outlet anymore? Because I think everything is all USB now.

SPEAKER_04 40:30

Mm-hmm.

SPEAKER_00 40:30

I don't even think cars even have the fucking thing.

SPEAKER_04 40:35

Well now people can just uh USB charge their vape. Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 40:40

I know you can uh just set your vape on the thing and it uh wirelessly charges it.

SPEAKER_04 40:46

You probably in cars. This is a vape charger.

SPEAKER_00 40:49

I know. We need to bring back just regular smoking. It's so much cooler than fucking vapes.

SPEAKER_04 40:56

So they ran out of the truck to the house.

SPEAKER_00 40:59

Yeah, and the the fucking the leprechaun goes into the the shed and you hear like welding for like a second, and then he like blasts out of it in like a totally different go-kart.

SPEAKER_04 41:14

Right. With like a pitchfork thing on the is this when they run out of the truck and he gets his hand gets cut off.

SPEAKER_00 41:21

Yeah, because they they haven't gotten in the house yet. They're still in the truck. And so the little tiny go-kart rams the fuck out of this full-size truck and makes it fucking flip over. So stupid. Um, so yeah, this then they they run into the house and the leprechaun is like running after him, and then the leprechaun gets his hand caught in the door and it gets shocked off.

SPEAKER_04 41:48

But then did you see how giant the hand is?

SPEAKER_00 41:50

Yeah, because and it was like barely moving.

SPEAKER_04 41:53

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 41:54

Like it was like doing this, and it was like crawling out.

SPEAKER_04 41:58

But it was huge, it was like a giant man hand.

SPEAKER_00 42:01

Yeah.

SPEAKER_04 42:02

So funny.

SPEAKER_00 42:03

So this is where the the other two find out that Ozzie and Alex found the gold.

SPEAKER_04 42:10

Mm-hmm.

SPEAKER_00 42:11

Because he keeps screaming, I want me gold.

SPEAKER_04 42:13

Right.

SPEAKER_00 42:14

And the other two are like, what the fuck is he talking about?

SPEAKER_04 42:17

Yeah, what is he like what?

SPEAKER_00 42:18

Mm-hmm. So uh Tori takes the the shotgun and she goes to the well where they hid the the big satchel of gold or whatever.

SPEAKER_03 42:31

Satchel. It's a satchel. Yeah. That's where they hid the b the rest of the gold.

SPEAKER_01 42:36

Yeah. So wait. Why? Yeah, because the Leprechaun got the one gold coin from the the coin guy, right?

SPEAKER_00 42:56

So then he knows there must have been ninety-eight pieces in the thing. Right.

SPEAKER_04 43:01

I'm looking for ninety-nine.

SPEAKER_00 43:03

Yeah. Um, yeah, because this is where uh she fucking gives him the gold, and then the leprechaun kisses her or something, and fucking dances around, does a little jig or something. Yeah. And then it shows him like a little kid like sitting on the ground, like fucking counting his gold. It was so funny. And then he's missing one.

SPEAKER_04 43:29

There's one missing.

SPEAKER_00 43:30

Yeah. Which is funny how it was exactly 100 pieces.

SPEAKER_04 43:34

Oh yeah, exactly.

SPEAKER_00 43:35

Then uh the leprechaun just jumps out of the fridge and uh then this is I didn't understand. It was like he jumps out of the fridge and then immediately he puts his hand on the fucking Yeah, I don't know.

SPEAKER_04 43:47

Yeah, but when it when are they on the phone and his tiny hand comes through the phone?

SPEAKER_00 43:52

Which uh it's coming up.

SPEAKER_04 43:55

Oh my god, that was so funny.

SPEAKER_00 43:57

So then that he the Leprechaun fucking hide. In the cabinets.

SPEAKER_04 44:00

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 44:01

Did you see this part where he fucking he opens the drawer and totally grabs Nathan's dick? Dick and balls. Like I I didn't know that you could show that back then. I didn't either. I'm like, what the fuck? Um then uh yeah, then they uh shoot him some more. He he got shot so many times. So many times.

SPEAKER_04 44:26

Jeez, this is like a Michael Myers shooting.

SPEAKER_00 44:29

Because he the leprechaun's on like a skateboard and he's going by like a hundred times, like doing different like poses, like getting fucking shot at.

SPEAKER_04 44:38

Roller skates and a wheelchair.

SPEAKER_00 44:41

Yeah, so this is he uh he was in the basement and then he jumps through the fucking floor, he gets shot again, and then this is where like the phone rings and he does like the Freddy thing, but it's like the the guy from Scary Movie, like the weird hand.

SPEAKER_04 44:57

It's like a tan hand.

SPEAKER_00 44:59

I'm like, they totally just fucking rip that off the I felt like the Freddy.

SPEAKER_04 45:05

This like this portion of the movie, like everything like they probably could have cut it a lot. Yeah, like there was so much like so much.

SPEAKER_00 45:13

Bam, bam, thank you, ma'am.

SPEAKER_04 45:14

Like, oh let's do this, let's do this.

SPEAKER_00 45:19

This is the uh where we find out that Ozzy has the last gold coin in his tumtum.

SPEAKER_04 45:24

Tummy.

SPEAKER_00 45:25

So they need to take the Jeep to old man Grady, oh Grady, to find out how to fucking How to whatever, kill him. Yeah. So why didn't they all go? Why was it just her that left?

SPEAKER_04 45:44

I don't know. And everybody else was wounded.

SPEAKER_00 45:47

Well, and they so they were throwing shoes to distract the leprechaun so that she could get away. It's so funny because he he runs over and like kind of just dust off the shoe. Kind of shines it, but not it's so funny. And like seeing seeing him like waddle over, like it's I don't know.

SPEAKER_04 46:06

I laughed like audibly laughed when he was on the roller skates and in the wheelchair, yeah. Like that was hilarious.

SPEAKER_00 46:11

Yeah, because so she she takes the Jeep, and it's funny because there was obviously a stunt double like driving the Jeep, probably because she doesn't know how to drive a manual, but the uh leprechaun ends up on skate somehow, and he fucking he's like behind, he's hanging on to the Jeep, and so the Jeep turns and he goes straight and does like the cartoonish like through the fence. So funny. Um so then she's uh sneaking around this nursing home and uh she is looking for O'Grady and she goes into the room and finds it's obviously the fucking leprechaun.

SPEAKER_04 46:50

Right.

SPEAKER_00 46:51

I'm like, are you fucking retarded?

SPEAKER_04 46:53

Like, have you seen the hair and the head? The head shape? Yeah, whatever.

SPEAKER_00 46:56

And when it's a tiny person, so then the fucking the goddamn leprechaun is just chasing her around the fucking nursing home, like doing the super fast in the wheelchair.

SPEAKER_04 47:08

Yeah, so good.

SPEAKER_00 47:11

So she she runs into the elevator and then fucking O'Grady comes down from the ceiling and he's dying. But he manages to tell her that she needs a four-leaf clover to kill him. It's got a touch of skin so that they can kill it.

SPEAKER_04 47:27

So she fucking she goes back to the house and she's like looking in this weird like green glowing a tiny glowing patch of clovers in the middle of dead grass or dirt.

SPEAKER_00 47:42

Yeah. And then the the leprechaun grabs her hand and then chases her some more. Yeah. Yeah. She she finds the cop car that still had the fucking the lights going for like hours and hours.

SPEAKER_04 47:57

Right? And the dead sheriff in it?

SPEAKER_00 47:59

Yeah. Nobody saw that.

SPEAKER_04 48:00

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 48:01

Like at night. You see those fucking cop lights for miles.

SPEAKER_04 48:06

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 48:07

That's um, yeah, so she she takes his uh whatever it is, the nightstick or whatever.

SPEAKER_04 48:13

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 48:14

And stabs the fuck out of the leprechaun's eye. So then he the leprechaun takes the eye from the dead cop and puts it in his eye. Uh then uh then he gets shotgun blasted again uh by Nathan. This is like fucking like shot number fucking eighty-five.

SPEAKER_04 48:36

Yeah, something.

SPEAKER_00 48:38

Which like how did the fucking in the beginning, O'Grady like shot him like three times and was able to fucking pick him up and put him in the crate.

SPEAKER_03 48:48

Yeah, it's fine.

SPEAKER_00 48:49

Yeah. So uh eventually, fuck, they find a four-leaf clover.

SPEAKER_04 48:56

Thank God.

SPEAKER_00 48:57

Mm-hmm. Uh and for some reason Alex was like setting up a trap in like the barn with the the fur trap.

SPEAKER_02 49:06

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 49:07

Uh, but then uh the leprechaun goes after Ozzy for the last coin. Because he was like, yeah. And then uh Alex slingshots the fucking four-leaf clover right down his throat, and then he starts fucking melting.

SPEAKER_04 49:25

And he says, Fuck you, Lucky Charms. Yeah. When he slingshots it. One of the best quotes of the movie. Yeah, he like melts or something. At first, that's really cool. Like I will say the the gore and the yeah, it's like this green goo that he starts melting into.

SPEAKER_00 49:41

Even like kind of the special effects, like when it turns purple. Like, well, and when he would just appear.

SPEAKER_04 49:47

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 49:47

Like it was kind of like a green, like lightning thing. Yeah. And then he would appear.

SPEAKER_04 49:52

I thought it was cool.

SPEAKER_00 49:53

Yeah. All of the special effects in this movie were really good for the time.

SPEAKER_04 49:57

And then there's like some spirit, like magical thing, right? He like it's like purple glitter or something as he's melting. And then that's when he goes into the well.

SPEAKER_00 50:06

Yeah. He uh and then he like kind of climbs out of the well and he's still like fucking melting even more, and then gets fucking pushed down.

SPEAKER_04 50:16

Then uh Nathan blows that shit up.

SPEAKER_00 50:19

Mm-hmm. He uh he pours a bunch of gas down the well and just fucking lights it up. That was a huge explosion.

SPEAKER_04 50:27

It was, I know.

SPEAKER_00 50:28

Like we just watched it because you had to play when I I had to watch that last scene, yes. And yeah, it was a fucking giant explosion.

SPEAKER_04 50:37

And then that's when all the cops show up. Like, okay, like really they've called multiple times, they just didn't believe the poor Ozzy.

SPEAKER_00 50:45

Then the the leprechaun was putting a spell on whatever. It doesn't even fucking matter anymore.

SPEAKER_04 50:51

Because there's seven more that you have to watch. So we'll never know if the leprechaun dies.

SPEAKER_00 50:56

And that was the end of the movie.

SPEAKER_04 51:00

The leprechaun.

SPEAKER_00 51:02

Let's do a little rating of this fine, fine movie.

SPEAKER_04 51:08

I mean, God, it had been years since I watched it.

SPEAKER_00 51:13

So see, and I think the last time I watched it was I think just a few years ago, but I was on my phone probably the whole time. Like I didn't pay that much attention to it. And watching it now, I'm like, I fucking love this movie. It is so hilarious.

SPEAKER_04 51:30

It is, it's really funny. I feel like there's a lot of one-liners just seeing like the cast from like all of those like late 80s, early 90s movies. Yeah, I thought was also kind of cool.

SPEAKER_00 51:42

Um what are you gonna rate this?

SPEAKER_04 51:44

I would I'm I think I'm gonna give it like a good like rotting pumpkin score of like a 90.

SPEAKER_00 51:51

Yeah. I so my score I I like I wasn't expecting much philosophically. I cannot give a movie a 100. Right, because that would mean that it's the best fucking movie ever, and nothing will ever beat it. Yeah, but this movie is getting a fucking a 99 and a half. Wow, I loved this movie so much. I'm so glad. I was so entertained the entire time.

SPEAKER_04 52:20

I'm so glad. There were a couple of parts though that I was like, okay, let's speed like what else are we doing here? So I think that's why I'm giving it a 90.

SPEAKER_00 52:28

Yeah. But I'm shocked, actually. I love this movie so much. It was just the right amount of like barely horror that it a kid could watch it. Like, yeah, they'd be like, Yeah, but they would be good to do it. But it was still just super funny.

SPEAKER_04 52:46

All right, I like it.

SPEAKER_00 52:49

All right, and that's a wrap on this movie. Yeah, that was our St.

SPEAKER_03 52:54

Patrick's Day. March's March's movie. It was a good one.

SPEAKER_01 53:00

Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 53:00

Good pick.

SPEAKER_01 53:01

What should we do for April?

SPEAKER_04 53:06

I mean, I'm thinking, even though it's not your jam, we gotta do something with like a bunny, like a killer bunny.

SPEAKER_00 53:15

Yeah, we'll have to figure it out.

SPEAKER_04 53:16

We'll figure something out. But uh let us know if you have any uh any ideas.

SPEAKER_00 53:22

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SPEAKER_03 53:44

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SPEAKER_00 53:44

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SPEAKER_03 53:48

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