Episode 32: Popeye the slayer man (2025)

In this episode we review the movie "popeye the slayer man" so you dont have to.

Transcript

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I'm strong to the finish because I eat me spinach. I'm Popeye the Sailor Man Toot. Well actually, oh my gosh, this movie never gave a toot toot.

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No, that's no toot toots.

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It should have had at least one toot.

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Never did so many toots.

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Fucking assholes.

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Ruined it.

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Welcome everybody to Comedyville Horror Podcast. We are your host. I'm Russ. I'm Tosh. Where we bring spooky to stupid.

SPEAKER_02 0:53

That is true. And let's talk about the stupid movie that my brother picked.

SPEAKER_00 1:00

Well, I like I felt like we needed a movie that maybe not a lot of people have seen.

SPEAKER_02 1:06

Oh, yeah. For I mean, and if you have seen this, wow.

SPEAKER_00 1:11

Yeah, I don't know why you would. You are just as dumb as we are. Because it was it was only on Tubi, I think. Yeah. I don't think it was on any other. I don't even think you could rent it.

SPEAKER_01 1:22

No.

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But the movie that we're reviewing this month is Popeye the Slayer Man.

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Mm-hmm.

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From was it 2025?

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Uh I think it was. Really?

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Yeah.

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Oh, I don't know.

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Because it like right now, all of the things are going into public domain. Like the Winnie the Pooh horror movie, and then there's Mickey Mouse.

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I don't know if I've seen those, but I'm sure those will be coming up.

SPEAKER_00 1:51

The the Winnie the Pooh one is insane.

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Sorry. Someone's having a stroke down here.

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You want to get right into the movie?

SPEAKER_02 1:59

I guess. Let's roll it out here. I mean, what a great name, though, right? Like I do love a good play on words or a play on like a title.

SPEAKER_00 2:08

But it was weird because the movie never said Popeye. It always said. I don't think it can. But it's in the title. Like that's what I don't understand.

SPEAKER_02 2:16

Oh, yeah. That is weird. And there's there's another Popeye movie. Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 2:23

I think it was it was something that the guy that Popeye always said. God, what was it? It's not from like it's not American-based. I think it's like British or something like that.

SPEAKER_02 2:34

Oh, well. Eat me spotted dick. Instead of spinach. That's what it is. Um, but it's it reminds me of like, I remember when I went to New York. It was like a while ago, a long time ago. And I I guess it was like a dirty theater, like a like it showed porn. And it was Indiana, Indiana Moans and the Temple of Poon was the title. I took a picture of it. Somewhere I have the picture of like it actually had it on like the marquee. Like, this is crazy.

SPEAKER_00 3:08

He went and watched it too.

SPEAKER_02 3:09

No, wow. I should have. I was only there for one day, so it was fine.

SPEAKER_00 3:13

Yeah.

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Maybe two.

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So the movie, it opens up with uh a woman running and breaking into the old canning building. And uh these two thugs are chasing her, and they're scared of the building because I guess it's folklore in the town that it's haunted or yeah, something. So she keeps running and hiding. Like this this was a very long like opening scene.

SPEAKER_02 3:40

Yeah. And can we talk about the one dude, the black guy? He could have caught her like multiple times.

SPEAKER_00 3:46

Yeah, exactly. Like there were times where he had her like cornered and then she just like ran away.

SPEAKER_02 3:52

Yeah, it was yeah.

SPEAKER_00 3:53

Mm-hmm. Then they they hear munching and a spinach can rolls out, and then the mysterious Popeye, like it doesn't say Popeye, but you know he only calls him Sailor Man, but he's dressed up just like Popeye, but weird because it's live action. He looks like when Popeye would like take the spinach and like get like huge. Because like normally Popeye was a little tiny bitch, right?

SPEAKER_02 4:22

He was like a little, yeah, scrawny.

SPEAKER_00 4:25

No, so Popeye he grabs one of them and rips his insides out. He disembowels it. Yeah. I'm like, what? And then uh then breaks the hand of the other guy and then smashes his skull in.

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He like pops his head like a grape. It's terrifying.

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And then so he says, like, thank God I had uh the captions on. Otherwise, I wouldn't have known that he said, I am what I am, because it was awful.

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I think whatever like mask or like prosthetic, yeah, like he he kind of sounded like he was a little special.

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Like it was it was hard to understand, even though he only said like eight words the entire movie.

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Yeah, right.

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So then then 80s music and then love 80s music, and we meet the school children that they were like fucking these college kids are at least 42 years old.

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Okay, right. I'm like, I'm like, wait, is this college? And they're making a documentary.

SPEAKER_00 5:29

Yeah, Dexter's making a documentary about the Sailor Man because it's uh local folklore or whatever, or would it be folklore? Local myth. Yeah, legend. Then uh then we meet uh the Asian lady. That's literally what I wrote tits, the big titted Asian lady.

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Which doesn't happen normally. I need these.

SPEAKER_00 5:52

Those are definitely fake. But she goes to the the canning building.

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Yeah.

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And then then we find out that they're planning to tear it down and turn it into condos. So then the the big titted Asian and the rich land guy, they leave.

SPEAKER_02 6:07

Yeah, they got all freaked out because they smelled the pipe. The pipe smoke. And if you smelled the pipe smoke, then he was near.

SPEAKER_00 6:15

Yeah. The property security guy, he does a a sweep of the building, and then he he finds the the dead thugs in the bathroom. But then he meets the sailor man and gets his head smashed in. The the effects on this were pretty good.

SPEAKER_02 6:35

They really were.

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I feel like all of the budget of the movie went right into that.

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Yeah.

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And none of the acting.

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Yeah, that is true.

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So then so at the bar.

SPEAKER_02 6:47

Well, I thought it was funny too that the girl opens the chain lock like immediately with a nail file. That was like before the bar scene. I'm like, what that come on.

SPEAKER_00 7:00

No, that wasn't before.

SPEAKER_02 7:01

That wasn't?

SPEAKER_00 7:02

No, the the bar scene.

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That was when the jock was at the bar.

SPEAKER_00 7:06

Where, yeah. Where it had what was the guy's name?

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Ernie, the drunk guy.

SPEAKER_00 7:12

That was his name? Yeah. I thought it was something else.

SPEAKER_02 7:14

I got Ernie.

SPEAKER_00 7:15

But the bartender says, I told you we don't sell cheeseburgers on IOUs. That was stupid. He would always say, I'll gladly pay you next Tuesday.

SPEAKER_02 7:27

Yeah. Should try that one.

SPEAKER_00 7:32

I have a a Jaws-like interaction with an old man at the bar.

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Oh, yeah.

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Uh, because it was like a Dow's eyes.

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Yeah. Where you're like, Do I listen to the drunk guy? Yeah, exactly.

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Because he he was very drunk and kept going on about how the sailor man was real.

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It's called the repeater, is what we call it in today's drunken stupor.

SPEAKER_00 7:56

Yeah. So then the kids make it to the the canning factory, and then they break in with a nail file, like oh, yeah.

SPEAKER_02 8:04

Okay.

SPEAKER_00 8:05

Insanely eat like she just like turned it. Yeah. Didn't even didn't even put it in the thing. She just touched it to it. Pretty cool. Um someone's phone rings. And I have, who the fuck has their phone on loud?

unknown 8:20

Yeah.

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We live in a world where you don't fucking need your phone on loud.

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No.

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Ever.

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Just vibrate it.

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Yeah. I I don't understand what people just don't answer it. And old people that have to have like the actual telephone ring.

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Seriously.

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It's like you can have anything.

SPEAKER_02 8:39

How about like when we went to the for my birthday bash? Those of you who have watched it know the antique mall. Remember the old couple that they didn't put it in the they literally had, I think it was their phone, but there was like a game.

SPEAKER_00 8:54

They were yeah, listening to a baseball game.

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Super loud. Like to the point where everybody here. I thought there was a radio in like the whole place.

SPEAKER_00 9:01

Yeah. And they smelled like poop, like actual poop.

SPEAKER_02 9:06

I think somebody had a dirty, dirty caca diaper.

SPEAKER_00 9:09

Yeah. And they were not like super old.

SPEAKER_02 9:12

No.

SPEAKER_00 9:13

They were maybe like I don't know. 50s.

unknown 9:16

Great.

SPEAKER_02 9:17

Because like white people, just a few years after I have my phone on so loud.

SPEAKER_00 9:20

Age like way faster than normal people.

SPEAKER_02 9:24

Well, I know. That's why I'm gonna age super fast because I'm like transparent. I'm gonna look like this guy.

SPEAKER_00 9:33

Yeah, so if if you're watching this, uh, we have the guy that I actually picked up at the antique place from Tasha's birthday. Uh what should we name him?

SPEAKER_01 9:45

And then this.

SPEAKER_02 9:46

I'm thinking we need names.

SPEAKER_00 9:48

Jar Jar stinks.

SPEAKER_02 9:50

Oh, he is in a jar. Yeah. That's pretty good. Or headroom bank, the cast iron bank that he also got. So yeah. Um, so kind of a new setup. You might see some couple of changes coming even more soon. So so we look a little bit more official.

SPEAKER_00 10:08

Yeah. That way maybe people will watch us. That way, maybe we'll get more than four views.

SPEAKER_02 10:14

Yeah. No, thank you.

SPEAKER_00 10:16

Those of you who have have been watching, I feel like um we've gotten a couple more comments and yeah, we're getting a lot more uh audio listens, but up to like 700.

SPEAKER_02 10:29

Oh my gosh, we started with three for the last year. I'm just kidding. Maybe four months.

SPEAKER_00 10:35

Those were all me.

SPEAKER_02 10:36

Yeah, those were us, like, you know, stopping and replaying. Um, okay. So they get in, they're going into the dock or whatever.

SPEAKER_00 10:47

And the the fuckhead boyfriend, he pulls up uh I don't remember that card to the the the canning place. Super loud. Like they're blaring music and like reving the fucking engine. Right. I'm like, aren't you trying to sneak up on it?

SPEAKER_02 11:04

Like, what the f yeah, that didn't, I don't know. That was right, like we're gonna wake up anybody.

SPEAKER_00 11:10

Yeah, exactly. Like if anyone is inside, they definitely heard that.

SPEAKER_02 11:14

Oh, for sure. Including Popeye, I mean. Yeah. Okay, so this is where we see Popeye, right? Like really see him. Yeah, like But like the full mask. It was a terrible latex mask.

SPEAKER_00 11:32

I wouldn't say that it's bad, because it it did look cartoony, right?

SPEAKER_02 11:36

Which I guess would make sense because it I know.

SPEAKER_00 11:38

Yeah. But it it it was like whenever he tried to have like a facial expression, like the mask did not move at all. I know.

SPEAKER_02 11:48

That's why I think he also couldn't talk correctly.

SPEAKER_00 11:51

So the kids are in in the factory now, and they decide to split up to explore the factory, and it's like, Jesus Christ, like rule number one, when you're in a scary place where there could the whole point of the documentary is to see if there is a fucking killer, ghost, sailor man. I feel like and they're like, let's split up. Don't do that.

SPEAKER_02 12:15

I know, but that's like every horror movie. Yeah, like you know somebody's gonna die if they split up.

SPEAKER_00 12:19

So yeah, uh somebody says if someone is getting murdered, just scream.

unknown 12:25

Right. Okay.

SPEAKER_00 12:27

That's I mean, that's that's good advice for anybody, really. If you're getting murdered, scream.

SPEAKER_03 12:33

Right?

SPEAKER_00 12:34

Or what's the thing? Uh what was the thing back in the day where if you're like in another country or something, like don't scream help because people won't even look your way.

SPEAKER_02 12:49

Scream something else, like, oh, um, fire. You scream fire.

SPEAKER_00 12:54

Like if you're being raped, don't say, I'm being raped. Scream fire because people are gonna Or gun or whatever.

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Because people want to save you.

SPEAKER_00 13:04

Yeah. Yeah. People want to be heroes, but when it comes to rape, they're like, Good luck to you. Yeah. I'm gonna go the other way. I'm gonna cross the street now. Stop. Uh so then we have the the big titted Asian lady. Oh my god, that was back to the factory to find the paperwork that she dropped.

SPEAKER_02 13:24

You dumb bit. Like, you don't go back and get your paperwork.

SPEAKER_00 13:27

Did she have keys?

SPEAKER_02 13:28

Which how did she find that?

SPEAKER_00 13:30

It like slid underneath something, and she just was like happened to like go back and yeah, because she she got scared the first time she was in there and dropped all of the the paperwork for the the sale.

SPEAKER_02 13:41

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 13:42

Like under some pallets or something. So she's looking around for the paperwork and oh man, that sailor man, he likes what he sees. Oh, he was so he was creeping on it.

SPEAKER_02 13:53

Um he must have really liked her hair.

SPEAKER_00 13:55

Yeah, that's it. Her hair, not the big tits in front of her.

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She gets scalped.

SPEAKER_00 14:04

Um, yeah, because he she runs away and gets her hair caught in the door. Actually, that's happened to me before. Like, I'll get in my car and like the windows will be down, and my hair will fly into the door. So I'll slam the door on my hair.

SPEAKER_02 14:22

Oh my gosh, that's hilarious.

SPEAKER_00 14:25

Yeah, it's happened a bunch of times, and then I'm like, and almost scalp myself.

SPEAKER_02 14:30

Oh, don't do that. You already scalp the sides.

SPEAKER_00 14:34

Oh, I know. I I'm almost thinking of just starting over and just doing all dreads so I don't have to keep shaving the sides.

SPEAKER_03 14:42

Really?

SPEAKER_00 14:42

Just because it's it's a pain in the dick.

SPEAKER_03 14:45

And I have like fucking cirrhosis on that's up your liver.

SPEAKER_00 14:53

Are you talking about psoriasis? Well, yeah, yeah, that thing. Okay, whatever. I have that, like, all over my scalp.

SPEAKER_02 15:00

Welcome to our genetics.

SPEAKER_00 15:03

Yeah, and cirrhosis too. Most of the time. Also, actually. Like, I think I this last week I have drank so much to the point where it kind of scared me.

SPEAKER_02 15:16

Oh no.

SPEAKER_00 15:17

Because I drank a half a bottle of whiskey and I wasn't drunk.

SPEAKER_02 15:22

Last night?

SPEAKER_00 15:22

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 15:23

Oh shit.

SPEAKER_00 15:24

I'm like, oh fuck, maybe I should calm down. Right, maybe. Because this is gonna start to cost a lot.

SPEAKER_02 15:30

Yeah. Or with your health.

SPEAKER_00 15:34

Yeah, well, and then I woke up and my fucking kidneys were hurting.

SPEAKER_02 15:38

No, that's the worst. That's you gotta drink this is water today.

SPEAKER_00 15:43

Yeah, well, I'm I got coffee.

SPEAKER_02 15:45

But uh well, that'll that'll do you, right?

SPEAKER_00 15:48

That brings me to my next big point, kids. Don't smoke crack.

SPEAKER_03 15:55

That is cracked.

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Or do math.

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Like just a little bit of math.

SPEAKER_02 16:00

Like, oh my god, we talk about this like every episode.

SPEAKER_00 16:03

Because meth is fun. Someday we're gonna do it. We'll do it fucking live.

SPEAKER_02 16:08

Oh my god, no, not.

SPEAKER_00 16:10

Okay, all right.

SPEAKER_02 16:11

Um, so she gets her hair caught in the thing. She gets scalped.

SPEAKER_00 16:16

Yeah. Did he just like ripped it off?

SPEAKER_02 16:19

Like it was yeah, but it was like this is where I felt like the gore was pretty.

SPEAKER_00 16:26

But then then I started thinking like, oh, so this is one of those movies where like the storyline is total fucking garbage.

SPEAKER_02 16:34

But the actual like murder scenes are gonna be Yeah. And then she gets smashed by the metal smasher.

SPEAKER_00 16:43

Yeah, because he he picks her up and puts her in a cardboard compactor. That's what that is. Whatever. Yeah. Those are fucking terrifying.

SPEAKER_02 16:52

But like I used to use those when I went when I worked at the back in the day, I worked at a grocery store.

SPEAKER_00 17:00

Yeah.

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And so all of like the watermelon, like all of the fruits and things came in these in those gigantic cardboard things.

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That you'd have to break down and put it in it so that it could smash it.

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Scared me to death.

SPEAKER_00 17:13

Yeah.

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I was like, I don't want to work with this thing.

SPEAKER_00 17:15

It's super slow too. Yeah. Well, I mean, you don't want a fast one. Like, because then even in the movie, it was she got smushed very, very slow.

SPEAKER_02 17:28

And the all the blood came out.

SPEAKER_00 17:31

Um, then uh the the fuckheads. Oh yeah, this is where the the fuckheads get to the factory and rev the fuck out of the engine. Yeah, because they they were just talking before about we should go there and scare them or something.

SPEAKER_01 17:46

Something stupid.

SPEAKER_00 17:47

Or no, it was the one his girlfriend he was like, she's gonna fuck that Dexter dude.

SPEAKER_02 17:56

And that's why because he was like, that's why he was jelly he's jelly.

SPEAKER_00 18:01

Let's see, Dexter Dexter's digging through like all the paperwork in like the office area, and then we find out why the factory closed down. Why was it?

SPEAKER_02 18:13

Because it had like some sort of contaminated All of the spinach was contaminated and like fucking was like some sort of radioactive. Yeah, radioactive. There we go.

SPEAKER_00 18:26

Then then they read a cute little poem on the wall. Did you did you write down what the poem said? I didn't. I didn't either because it was fucking stupid. Yes. It was like something of if you smell his smoke, he's near something, something stupid. He's Popeye the Sailor Man.

SPEAKER_02 18:44

Yeah, whatever.

SPEAKER_00 18:45

Yeah. Um so the the Dick Fucks meet the Sailor Man. I have uh Dickfuck one stabs Popeye and then gets his head broke.

SPEAKER_01 18:57

Yep.

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And then Dickhead two gets his hand broken and then runs away like a little bitch, and then King Dickhead just runs away.

SPEAKER_02 19:07

Right.

SPEAKER_00 19:08

Like an even bigger bitch. Uh then Dickhead 2, he makes it outside to the car after locking the fucking building.

SPEAKER_02 19:16

Right.

SPEAKER_00 19:17

Um, it's like all all of your friends are in there. Or you know what I mean?

SPEAKER_02 19:20

Yeah, like why are you just locked him in?

SPEAKER_00 19:23

Um and then Popeye, he he tries to like drive away, but Popeye like fucking lifted up the back of the car.

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So he can't drive away.

SPEAKER_00 19:35

Yeah. It's a good thing it was an older car that had rear-wheel drive because almost all cars now are fucking front wheel.

SPEAKER_02 19:42

Right.

unknown 19:43

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 19:45

And so then uh Dickhead 2, which was the black guy, he runs away and then steps on a nail. Like, Jesus fuck. Like, of all the places, don't fucking step on like a giant yeah, a huge pile of fucking wood. Like go the fuck around it. Then uh then Popeye, he takes an anchor and then smashes the fuck out of dickhead too.

SPEAKER_02 20:08

His neck. Anchor right, wasn't it an anchor to the neck? Yeah, anchors away. So stupid.

SPEAKER_00 20:15

I know.

SPEAKER_02 20:18

That's when I was like, oh, this is gonna be one of those.

SPEAKER_00 20:23

Yeah. Um what's nice? Oh, the fucking the king dickhead accidentally shoots his girlfriend.

unknown 20:32

Right.

SPEAKER_00 20:33

Like what a fucking asshole. And then we have this this great epiphany. Well, this this great thing of the the horny couple.

SPEAKER_01 20:46

Oh yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_00 20:47

Where they're I don't I don't understand why, but they're like, we have to we have to go to the other stair or something like that.

SPEAKER_01 20:56

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 20:57

And it's too far, obviously, for them to like actually get it. So the guy falls off the stairs and lands on and gets yeah, he gets impaled by what was that? Rebar.

SPEAKER_02 21:14

Just rebar. Okay.

SPEAKER_00 21:15

Yeah, because they they're kissing, and then like because he had his foot like caught in a net, and he kept like trying to get it out, and there was a bunch of rebar on top of it, and they're kissing, and then he gets a boner or something, and then And then he just falls. Yeah, it it falls right on top of him while they're still kissing, and then the blood all over her. It was good. Um and then uh the horny girl runs away from Popeye, and then for some reason goes to the exact same spot and does the exact same thing. She falls off the fucking stairs and gets impaled right on top of right on her boy. Yeah. What are you almost out of? Yep, sorry.

SPEAKER_02 21:58

I can see it. Yeah. Um So this is also where Dexter. Right? Isn't this when Dexter figures it out?

SPEAKER_00 22:07

Yeah, that the because the whole point like up until this was the one girl that like has the hots for Dexter or whatever.

SPEAKER_02 22:16

Right. With the jerk boyfriend.

SPEAKER_00 22:18

No, the Oh, the other one.

SPEAKER_02 22:20

The brown haired one.

SPEAKER_00 22:21

Yeah, the the dark haired one. Everybody was like, she just came out of nowhere.

SPEAKER_02 22:26

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 22:27

And like made it a huge deal. It's like, it's a fucking college.

SPEAKER_02 22:31

Right.

SPEAKER_00 22:32

Like people come in and everybody come from fucking everywhere. Like it's yeah, because they were making a whole big thing that she was it that she lived there and then left? Or that she wasn't from the town or something like that.

SPEAKER_02 22:48

Yeah, maybe that she wasn't from the town.

SPEAKER_00 22:50

Yeah, I don't that she's always super mysterious, that nobody knows her history. It's like you don't have to fucking know anybody's history. Right. Like, fuck off. But what we do need to know is what happened on Epstein's Island. Oh shit. So you really want to know that. I want him in jail for being a goddamn child. He needs to be. Like, every day I just put gas in my car, even if it's totally full, because I don't know if Trump is gonna do something really fucking stupid in the next hour to fucking raise gas prices astronomically again.

SPEAKER_02 23:32

Even more than they already are. Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 23:35

It's like a daily thing of like, what fucking stupid thing is he gonna do to fuck us all over. But I digress because everything is fine. We are totally fine.

SPEAKER_03 23:48

Yeah, right.

SPEAKER_00 23:49

There is nothing happening in the world right now. We are awesome.

unknown 23:54

Fuck.

SPEAKER_02 23:56

Um COVID's gone and now it's the huntavirus. Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 24:00

And they're literally bringing them all here.

SPEAKER_02 24:02

That's fine. A lot of malicious fun. Um I think as long as like no one's shitting in your mouth or urinating in your mouth, then it's not contractible.

SPEAKER_00 24:14

Yeah, but that's maybe we're in Nebraska, like that's a normal thing. So we've seen worse. Yeah. Mm-hmm. All right, back to the movie.

SPEAKER_02 24:26

Okay.

SPEAKER_00 24:27

So the we find out that the the dark-haired lady was well, so we we find where Popeye was like he's living in the warehouse. Yeah. And which was weird because he had like like a little kind of apartment thing, like a little cot and like all this pictures and like news clippings. And it's like, how did he get those?

SPEAKER_02 24:51

I don't know. He must be able to leave.

SPEAKER_00 24:54

Yeah, because it ain't like the the factory would be getting like newspapers after it shut down.

SPEAKER_02 25:01

I mean, maybe.

SPEAKER_00 25:03

Um so find out that he had a family, olive oil. Was his wife, and turns out that she was a whistleblower about the contaminated spinach.

SPEAKER_02 25:18

That's right.

SPEAKER_00 25:19

And then the fucking the corporate fucks. Donald Trump. I mean, they fucking kill her because can't be having information out there.

SPEAKER_02 25:27

No, no whistleblowers.

SPEAKER_00 25:29

Yeah. So uh Popeye comes back to his little area thing, which was it was strange because he like just comes back and then like eats some spinach and then like leaves.

SPEAKER_02 25:44

Well, didn't he look at the picture though?

SPEAKER_00 25:47

Yeah, I think so. Did he cry a little?

SPEAKER_02 25:49

I don't know.

SPEAKER_00 25:50

Like the little Indian tear.

SPEAKER_01 25:51

Maybe.

SPEAKER_00 25:51

I don't remember.

SPEAKER_01 25:52

I don't know.

SPEAKER_00 25:54

But so then they they find a tunnel thing. I don't know what the fuck that was about.

SPEAKER_02 26:00

I don't either.

SPEAKER_00 26:01

They they're like running and they find an exit door, and then Popeye's behind it, the sailor man is behind it, and then he fucking totally breaks Dexter's arms. Or no, just one of his arms.

SPEAKER_01 26:15

Just one of them.

SPEAKER_00 26:16

And then they like fucking get away or whatever somehow, and then she like resets the bone somehow.

SPEAKER_02 26:23

Yeah, it was amazing.

SPEAKER_00 26:27

Um yeah, then we then we find out that Olivia is olive oil and Popeye's daughter.

SPEAKER_02 26:35

Daughter.

SPEAKER_00 26:35

They're related, but then uh then Popeye rips off the dickhead's arms and beats him to death with his own arm.

SPEAKER_02 26:43

Right. And I feel like they were just okay with it.

SPEAKER_00 26:47

Like Dexton because they saw they're like, well, I mean, I I would be too like fuck that asshole.

SPEAKER_02 26:56

He was kind of a dick.

SPEAKER_00 26:57

Mm-hmm. Uh then then Dexter and Olivia make it outside.

SPEAKER_03 27:04

Mm-hmm.

SPEAKER_00 27:04

And then they they promised to come back to get Popeye help. Because he's obviously retar.

SPEAKER_02 27:13

Well, he's been eating some radioactive spin.

SPEAKER_00 27:18

Yeah, because I think she told him to stop eating it or something. And it's like, well, what the fuck is he gonna eat if he's fucking living there?

SPEAKER_02 27:24

I mean like I'm sure there's rats.

SPEAKER_00 27:29

Well, I'm sure they've been eating the fucking spinach remnants, too. They're gigantic.

SPEAKER_02 27:32

It's like Master Splinter comes out.

SPEAKER_00 27:34

Or the fucking what was the one rats, what did they call it? Unbelievably large rodents or whatever.

SPEAKER_02 27:42

Oh, like that city that got taken over by them?

SPEAKER_00 27:46

No, it was in the movie. Not this movie, but what what movie was it even in?

SPEAKER_02 27:50

What are you talking about?

SPEAKER_00 27:52

God, what was it? It wasn't Labyrinth, but it was like along that, like the fairy tale shit. What the fuck was it? God, why am I so stupid?

SPEAKER_02 28:01

The witches?

SPEAKER_00 28:02

No, it was not. Okay, anyway. Fine. So then the the owner, fuckhead rich guy. Uh he's back at the factory and he's freaking out because nobody wants to buy the building.

SPEAKER_02 28:14

Go figure.

SPEAKER_00 28:15

Yeah. And then Popeye smooshes his head, which was a good, like, all the bad people are dead.

SPEAKER_02 28:22

Yeah, it was really good.

SPEAKER_00 28:25

Uh the only one I feel bad about is the fucking big titted Asian that got fucking killed for She was trying to sell it. Uh yeah, exactly.

SPEAKER_02 28:34

I mean, that was his home.

SPEAKER_00 28:37

Well, maybe he could have he could have lived a little better if it was a condo.

SPEAKER_02 28:44

Yeah. I mean, I think if it would have been a different type of contaminated food, maybe with not so much iron, maybe it would have been a little bit easier for him. Is he just not like I mean there's gotta just be shit everywhere? Like, can you imagine? You just eat spinach, that's it. Canned.

SPEAKER_00 29:00

And just walk around like it's just canned. That would be, yeah. How is he opening the cans? Was it like the where he squeeze it? And it would come out in like a big glob. I know. We we they missed the ball on the tut.

SPEAKER_02 29:18

I know. Um because wasn't the tutu out of his pipe?

SPEAKER_00 29:22

Mm-hmm.

SPEAKER_02 29:23

Yeah. Come on.

SPEAKER_00 29:24

You want to give this bitch a rating?

SPEAKER_02 29:26

Oh my god. Okay. This is hard. So like a rotting pumpkin score for gore with the few scenes, right? Because it felt like there could have been more.

SPEAKER_00 29:38

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 29:39

Right? Like I wanted more of it.

SPEAKER_00 29:40

It was kinda like the the story of like the kids and all that, like just got in the way.

SPEAKER_02 29:48

Yeah. I agree. So the gore parts, good. Story, terrible. Acting, also not great. F yeah.

SPEAKER_00 29:59

They got an F for their acting jobs. Failed. So like, well, break it down though.

SPEAKER_02 30:06

Like I know. So I'm gonna probably say, I don't know. I'm gonna give it like a like a 60.

SPEAKER_00 30:17

Yeah, I because I I would say like the gore and stuff and the special effects.

SPEAKER_02 30:24

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 30:25

Probably like 85, 90. Just fast forward to those parts. But the the rest of the movie is a huge heaping pile of dog dude. Yeah, probably it's like a 65.

SPEAKER_02 30:38

Yeah. Okay. 60, 65. Fair.

SPEAKER_00 30:42

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 30:44

Give it a whirl. Again, fast forward to the gory parts.

SPEAKER_00 30:47

And moral of the story, don't don't eat contaminated shit. Like don't seriously.

SPEAKER_02 30:52

When they have a recall on the news, you should go through your freezer and get rid of that shit.

SPEAKER_00 30:58

That's I mean don't be on a cruise and fucking eating rat shit or whatever the fuck.

SPEAKER_02 31:05

Well, and then now there's wasn't there another cruise that was just on the news where everybody has the norovirus? I'm like going cruises.

SPEAKER_00 31:15

A fucking thing anymore. That poop cruise.

SPEAKER_02 31:18

Well, that's the norovirus. That's what these now there's another one.

SPEAKER_00 31:22

The one where like the generate or whatever, like the the boat like stopped working. So everybody and everyone was shitting in the bags. Did you ever see that documentary?

SPEAKER_02 31:34

No.

SPEAKER_00 31:34

Oh, you should. It's pretty funny.

SPEAKER_02 31:36

I this is why I will I could never go on a cruise. Number one, I catch everything. Like somebody can be at least a hundred feet away from me. And I will catch whatever they're doing.

SPEAKER_00 31:52

Good thing that you're around dying people all the time. You just you give them that that little extra pump.

SPEAKER_02 32:02

You're so bad. I'm just saying. If I have something, I typically do not go and see them or I mask up.

SPEAKER_00 32:09

Okay, you should. But just be like, this will get you over. All right, everybody. Please pretend to be kind to each other. We love you, and we'll see you on the next one.

SPEAKER_03 32:23

Peace. Bye.