Episode 34: Nightmares are super cool

In this episode we explore our different types of nightmares. Are we messed up people? Probably.

Transcript

SPEAKER_00 0:00

So, how about them fucking night terrors?

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How about fucking the nightmares of just living in this country right now?

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I mean, that is true. I have quite a few nightmares about what's gonna fucking idiot. No. Uh I have nightmares about what I'm gonna do to my dogs if they don't behave. That's right.

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It is a nightmare trying to record with two Frenchies, one that is just crazy.

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Just curious. Just curious. That's because I leave the door shut. So then when we record, it's like a new room every fucking time.

SPEAKER_03 0:50

Yeah, it's yeah. They don't get to explore it normally. Yeah. Yeah. Only when we record.

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Yeah, so now it's um whatever.

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Welcome everybody to Comedy Bill Horror Podcast, where stupid meets spooky.

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Stupid meets awesome.

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And we have no idea what we're doing.

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Ever.

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Uh, but we are your host. I'm Russ. I'm Tosh. And this week's episode, we're talking about nightmares.

SPEAKER_00 1:40

Nightmares.

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Night terrors. Uh scary dreams, I guess.

SPEAKER_00 1:47

Yeah. Yeah. Do you and maybe we've talked about this before, but like, are you that person that you wake up and you totally remember your dream?

SPEAKER_03 1:56

It comes and goes. Actually, last night I had a like a a nightmare. And I hardly ever do, but for some reason, because it was like at six in the morning, because I woke up and then I couldn't fall back asleep.

SPEAKER_00 2:13

Uh what happened? What was so scary about it?

SPEAKER_03 2:16

It was like it was like I was at work like and we we have a warehouse, you know, like a big metal building.

SPEAKER_00 2:24

Okay.

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And in my dream it was that we had to like attach something to this uh like beam on the top on the ceiling.

SPEAKER_02 2:36

Oh scary.

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So I was standing on the forks of the forklift and somebody was lifting it all the way to the top, but I forgot to tell him when to stop, and he kept going, and I fall off the forks, and it's like 30 feet, and it's like right before like I hit the the ground, I wake up.

SPEAKER_00 3:01

Well, yeah, because they say that if you actually hit the ground when you dream, you die.

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Then you're dead.

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You're done. You're donezo.

SPEAKER_03 3:08

Well, how do you know?

SPEAKER_00 3:10

Well, that's how I mean I know.

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Well, how it's not like someone wakes up and they're like, oh, I'm dead now.

SPEAKER_00 3:16

Remind me that it's in there. Lay down. Um, yeah, so I hear that if you land, if you have a dream of falling and you actually like hit something, hit bottom, then you just die. But who'd who found that out?

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Like then they're dead, and then they can't be like, oh, if you hit the bottom, then you then you die. No, because dead people don't talk.

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Right.

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So how does anybody know? Nobody knows.

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Or do they?

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Oh, geez.

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I don't know.

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Well, so do you have like nightmares?

SPEAKER_02 3:56

Oh, all the time. Constant.

SPEAKER_03 4:00

What what what are what's your type of nightmare?

SPEAKER_00 4:05

Um normally it's like somebody's chasing me and I don't know who it is, and so I'll wake up and I'm like sweaty and out of breath, and but like they're chasing me because in my ter night terror I know they're trying to kill me.

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Do you do you see faces in your dreams?

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Not normally.

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Yeah, I I never think. I know of a person, you know what I mean? But like I don't think I ever actually see faces.

SPEAKER_00 4:37

Yeah. Like I'll know if it's supposed to be someone, but I don't think I see their face.

SPEAKER_01 4:42

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 4:42

Like every once in a great while. So I had a friend who a couple years ago Unalive themselves. Unalive themselves, yes. And it was super weird. Like, um I guess you want me to just try to put them away?

SPEAKER_03 5:00

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 5:01

Okay.

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I feel like it was every 30 seconds.

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So yeah, a couple years ago I had a friend who unalive themselves. And I remember I found out, right, from friends like when it happened, timestamps, all that thing, all that stuff, right? And I woke up from like a dream with her in it. And I knew it was her because I could see her face. It was like clear.

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Before you knew, or it was crazy.

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It was weird.

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Maybe you're psychic. Have you ever thought about that?

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Maybe she just came to visit me. Like at that time. But she did leave me a note too. I found out later.

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Like a a actual note?

SPEAKER_00 5:50

Like a letter. Yeah. Fuck, that's it. Isn't that fucking weird? So normally I don't recognize faces, but I know who they're supposed to be. But it it's times like that. That like I'll have like random dreams and it'll like I'll see mom.

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Yeah.

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Sometimes dad. Not normally though.

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So like your dreams are because most of my nightmares are it's always falling. I don't know why.

SPEAKER_00 6:22

Really?

SPEAKER_03 6:22

Uh I have a a recurring one. I think I've said this before on the podcast where uh I swear it's like every couple of months I'll have it. Where I'm swinging, it's like out in the middle of nowhere. It's like a a meadow. And there's like a swing set, and I'm swinging, and then forever, like almost the whole dream is me swinging so I can get high enough to jump off, and then for some reason, like my feet sweep out from under me and my face is gonna hit the ground.

SPEAKER_00 6:57

Weird. That's weird.

SPEAKER_03 7:00

Yeah, I have that dream. Do you have any recurring dreams?

SPEAKER_00 7:03

Um, my teeth falling out. It's fucking terrifying. And it'll like they'll just like come out, but another one. Yeah, but it's they'll come out in like like chunks of like four. Like and it's like bl and I'm like, it I have it all the time. And I had a dream interpretation book at one point. I I don't know, somewhere.

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I it was like a giant, it was like a Bible. You can really interpret dreams.

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It said something like, um, if you have a dream of either like your like your teeth falling out or yourself like pulling your teeth out, it was something like you're oh god, I remember I read it like a million times. But it was something like you there's something missing in your life. Like, you know, whatever. Like, yeah, my fucking teeth.

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Like drugs.

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I don't know.

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I don't know to fill that void.

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Yeah.

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Like gambling.

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I do like to gamble. Um speaking of gambling, did you know that at the arcade place, Dave and Busters, they're still a thing around? Yeah. And they now have a 21 and over adults only. Do you know how many Buffalo games they have? Bubala!

SPEAKER_03 8:22

21 and over? Like otherwise, then it's just a fucking arcade. Well, no, because then the kids, but the that's what the gambling is Yeah, that that get back into the fucking like stop fucking bringing your kids everywhere with you, type of parents.

SPEAKER_00 8:36

I mean, well, I think it was this is now 21 and over, like section where it's all the gambling games. Like you can actually win money. And then they got the machine that you put the ticket in, and then it gives you the cash. Yeah. Bring it on. I like to gamble.

SPEAKER_03 8:53

Were you just at Dave and Buster's?

SPEAKER_02 8:55

I was and I was like, oh my god, this is awesome.

SPEAKER_03 9:01

I I think the last time I was at like a like a Chuck E. Cheese or, you know, like uh with like games and shit, like just for kids or something was years ago. Oh no, I I took my daughter to one.

SPEAKER_00 9:15

That's what I was like, didn't you take your daughter to one? Yeah. Yeah, I went with my friend and this kid.

SPEAKER_03 9:18

And it was weird because it was like uh it was in the mall and it was giant. Like it was like a hole here in Lincoln.

SPEAKER_00 9:30

Oh, well, they used to have one at the one mall. The mall that's still like no, the one that's still around. West Yeah. And it was like in the basement. It was called the Tilt, I think. Or tilt Tilt? Something like that. Because that's it was like the whole thing in the body. Yeah, but it was like a whole arcade. Like, I don't even know. They've done so much shit with like, and then it like that went away because he used to have like a putt putt in the basement and like I don't know.

SPEAKER_03 9:59

I remember things that fucking have gone away. I miss so much of going to a video store and picking out your video. Yeah, where it's like you do it on a Friday.

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Mm-hmm.

SPEAKER_03 10:13

So that like you had you know, the weekend to watch it.

SPEAKER_00 10:17

Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 10:18

And that was just it was such good times.

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Do you remember the thing would always say, Be kind, rewind?

SPEAKER_03 10:24

Mm-hmm. They're gonna be a oh my god.

SPEAKER_00 10:28

We rented so many, so many movies. That was like our thing on the weekend. Oh, I know.

SPEAKER_03 10:33

And I I would rent uh Nintendo 64 games.

SPEAKER_00 10:38

Really?

SPEAKER_03 10:38

And play it like all weekend, like and fucking try and beat it.

SPEAKER_00 10:43

And you'd have to how many I and I don't know. I just know our mom was terrible at returning videos.

SPEAKER_03 10:49

Oh, I know.

SPEAKER_00 10:49

And then they started charging. I remember like she would be like, What do you mean hundreds of dollars?

SPEAKER_03 10:55

Yeah. But they I swear it was like they it was like a scam because there were so many times where like we would return it.

SPEAKER_00 11:05

Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 11:05

And they're like, No, you didn't.

SPEAKER_00 11:07

Yeah. Remember all the return boxes?

SPEAKER_03 11:09

What the fuck?

SPEAKER_00 11:10

It was like a slot. Like, oh my gosh. I remember that. That was crazy.

SPEAKER_03 11:16

Yeah. Those were the days. I know. And like getting a pizza, like a little Caesars pizza.

SPEAKER_00 11:22

Oh yeah. Crazy bread. Oh, what?

SPEAKER_03 11:25

That's like whenever I'm like, you know what, fuck my diet. I'm gonna eat whatever. Yeah. I always get little Caesars.

SPEAKER_00 11:33

Oh man. I feel like the crazy bread is like, it's not even cooked all the way.

SPEAKER_03 11:38

Yeah, it's like literally glue.

SPEAKER_00 11:40

Yeah, it's just like they twisted like some dough, and then they're like, we'll just nuke it for maybe 30 seconds.

SPEAKER_03 11:47

And then But it's so fucking good. So good. I uh my wife doesn't like the crazy bread, so I eat the entire thing. Oh my god.

SPEAKER_00 11:57

It's just like a doughy rock gut.

SPEAKER_03 11:59

Yeah, exactly.

SPEAKER_00 12:00

So bad. Um what else there were there were some other things I was thinking of just totally missing, like or that I missed.

SPEAKER_03 12:12

Like nostalgia stuff. Yeah. I know I I do like talking about like just nostalgia things because it it makes you feel good inside when you remember, you know, like listening to your fucking Walkman.

SPEAKER_00 12:24

Oh, yeah. Like, you know, like shit like flipping through my CDs, like in my car, and like, oh, what am I gonna listen to now? Yeah. Like it was so fun.

SPEAKER_03 12:33

You just cruise Yeah, like cruising around with friends. Can't fucking do that now, not with gas prices.

SPEAKER_00 12:40

Are you kidding?

SPEAKER_03 12:41

Actually, this morning I saw that this is like the record high since 2022. I don't remember it being this high. Like, why don't I remember it being this fucking crazy high? Do you remember it?

SPEAKER_00 12:56

No.

SPEAKER_03 12:57

In 2022? Yeah. No. Like so. I feel like the news is just lying to us. Because I don't remember it being this high.

SPEAKER_00 13:04

I remember it being like super high back in I don't even know what was happening. Was it like Desert Storm or something?

SPEAKER_03 13:12

Probably.

SPEAKER_00 13:12

It was super fucking high. Cause I wasn't like this high?

SPEAKER_03 13:16

It was not. I'm sure back then though, because it was like normally a dollar sixty. Yeah. You know? And then they would have like And then it'd be two dollars and they're like, ah fuck.

SPEAKER_00 13:26

I remember um Suite 98, the radio station, they would have like they would I don't know how somehow sponsor like a gas station. They'd be like, it's 98 cents a gallon. Oh yeah. I remember you would go, like you could go and it was only for like a short period of time.

SPEAKER_03 13:45

But the line would be fucking crazy. It was so awesome though. Where you you spent like eight gallons of gas waiting in line?

SPEAKER_00 13:53

Well, yeah, no kidding. Because it was always like those really small gas stations because it was across from my apartment that I rented. I was like, this is awesome.

SPEAKER_03 14:02

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 14:02

Then I could cruise, but I know.

SPEAKER_03 14:05

Well, and like when you'd cruise around town like with your friends, you're like flipping through their CD book. Oh, yeah. And like you're this one, yeah.

SPEAKER_00 14:12

Oh, I made it. It's like a mix.

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Yeah.

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Like sweet.

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And then you put it in and you're like, all of these songs are fucking garbage.

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They're so terrible. Like q-tip, vibrant thing. Like, come on now.

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How many fucking sugar ray songs do you Busta rhymes?

SPEAKER_00 14:31

I do love Busta still.

SPEAKER_03 14:33

Mm-hmm. But yeah, he is he still he got fucking real jacked a few years ago. Is he still?

SPEAKER_00 14:40

I think he's still pretty jacked.

SPEAKER_03 14:41

Jesus.

SPEAKER_00 14:41

I know. It's crazy shit. Um, well, back to night terrors. I used to sleepwalk real bad.

SPEAKER_03 14:50

Really? As a kid or as a kid and into an adult.

SPEAKER_00 14:53

You know, I know I did a couple of times um in my old dorm room just because like I would be like out on the balcony, which is really scary. I know, I know. Um, but I think I kind of grew out of it. But back in the day, I mean, I would like be walking out outside. I wanted to go outside. So mom would always like listen for me.

SPEAKER_03 15:19

That's funny because I I sleepwalked. Slepwalked?

SPEAKER_00 15:23

Sleep sleptwalked. Sleepwalked.

SPEAKER_03 15:26

But I did as a kid, and mine was opposite. I wouldn't go outside, I would go to the fridge and eat as as a fat kid. Really?

unknown 15:35

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 15:36

You just eat a bunch of shit?

SPEAKER_03 15:37

Yeah, just fuck it. Whatever was in the fridge, like fucking mayonnaise, fucking whatever.

SPEAKER_00 15:42

Just in garbage bowls.

SPEAKER_03 15:43

Yeah, just fuck I'd open up like fucking single cheese slices and fucking eat them. Like, yeah, it was And you don't remember it? No.

SPEAKER_00 15:51

That's weird.

SPEAKER_03 15:53

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 15:54

Huh. Well, then I went through a really weird sleepwalking session, I don't know, moment where I would turn all the lights in the house on. Or like go into like mom's room and turn on the lights, pull her covers off of her, and just stand at the end of the bed and try. The fuck is wrong with me?

SPEAKER_03 16:18

Terrifying. Right? That probably gave your mom nightmares. I probably's like, my daughter's gonna kill me.

SPEAKER_00 16:24

Probably. So definitely have some sort of trauma that I don't know about or probably ever want to talk about or release.

SPEAKER_03 16:37

You know though, like I wonder. I wonder the dreams of like serial killers? Yeah, like serial killers, fucking schizophrenic people, type of that shit. Like what? Because if if normal people can have fucked up dreams, fucked up people have to have are there's just normal. Or yeah, they have yeah, they're like their dreams of like petting puppies.

SPEAKER_00 17:03

Yeah, and like drinking tea and like a happy family outing on the beach, right? Would you like not a spot of tape? Right. Let's go to the mountains. Yeah, maybe, maybe they are like super fucking normal dreams. Cause I don't know. I like it's gotta be maybe like falling or uh and maybe you'll know this because you have these terrifying falling dreams, but you know, like when you're falling asleep and your whole body jerks.

SPEAKER_03 17:37

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 17:38

I do that all the time.

SPEAKER_03 17:40

Well, they say that's aliens. Jesus Christ. No, d I swear I saw a thing of like people were trying to claim that that's aliens, where it's like they put you back in the bed sort of thing.

SPEAKER_00 17:55

Okay.

SPEAKER_03 17:56

And like the jerking is like when they shut off the fucking whatever shit.

SPEAKER_00 18:02

Well, we know of that UFO didn't even abduct me.

SPEAKER_03 18:06

People are dumb. Because it's like that's something that literally everybody experiences.

SPEAKER_00 18:11

I do it all the time though.

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Yeah.

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Cause I wake myself up.

SPEAKER_03 18:15

Have you ever like like your leg uh like goes off the side of the bed and then you're like you think you're falling?

SPEAKER_00 18:23

I do that all the time. And now my new fucking rescue dog does it too. So eat free time. No, but like he twitches.

SPEAKER_01 18:33

Oh.

SPEAKER_00 18:33

So I get like just a fucking like little tiny dog elbow in my fucking back. Then we're both doing it.

SPEAKER_03 18:40

Have you seen that that one dog that like is like full on running? Like he's sleeping. Oh that it's a real old video.

SPEAKER_00 18:50

Yeah. Or like that that fucking That's what Chunky Monk does, because he can't run in real life. So apparently he's on the little doggy marathon during his sleep.

SPEAKER_03 19:00

Or that was it a cat that like I think the the caption or whatever was like he's riding his bike and then he crashes because he's like moving and then seriously.

SPEAKER_00 19:12

I that's how I feel. I feel like there's something that happens though. Like I have to be like maybe in the beginning of a dream and then I just jerk all the time.

SPEAKER_01 19:23

Yeah. I dreams are weird because do we know if we have them every night?

SPEAKER_02 19:34

I don't know. Cause I I feel like you might not.

SPEAKER_00 19:41

Maybe not. Maybe if you get into like a really good REM sleep or something.

SPEAKER_03 19:45

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 19:46

That you don't.

SPEAKER_03 19:47

Or if you get fucking drunk enough.

SPEAKER_00 19:49

Right.

SPEAKER_03 19:50

That's what I'm talking about. Uh because But I also Because there are people that like don't remember any dreams.

SPEAKER_00 19:58

Oh yeah. I was just multiple people like that. Like I don't dream.

SPEAKER_03 20:04

A single one. What?

SPEAKER_00 20:04

What do you mean you don't dream?

SPEAKER_03 20:06

See, that's a fucking serial killer. Thank you.

SPEAKER_00 20:10

That is correct. Watch out for those of you listening. And if you're one of those people that have told me that you don't dream, that is terrifying.

SPEAKER_01 20:19

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 20:19

Um but also it's weird to me. Like I can fall back asleep. Like I'll wake up and I'm like, oh my God, that was such an awesome dream. Like I want to go back.

SPEAKER_03 20:32

Immediately forget it.

SPEAKER_00 20:33

No.

SPEAKER_03 20:34

Oh.

SPEAKER_00 20:34

And then I'm like, okay, no, I gotta sleep more so I can go back to it.

SPEAKER_03 20:37

Yeah, you try to go back.

SPEAKER_00 20:39

I do, but I will. So then I'll go back to sleep and I'll sleep.

SPEAKER_03 20:44

Like fucking stop Jason Statum to or whatever you dream about.

SPEAKER_00 20:49

Yeah. Oh yeah. Whatever. Lady Gaga. I'm just kidding. Um but it's weird to me because I'll fall back asleep for like that five minutes of maybe my snooze.

SPEAKER_01 21:04

Mm-hmm.

SPEAKER_00 21:05

And I've the dream is like hours long.

SPEAKER_03 21:10

Yeah, like it feels like fucking a whole night's worth of like five minutes.

SPEAKER_00 21:14

Yeah. How does that happen? Like is your brain just moving so quickly during that time?

unknown 21:20

I don't know.

SPEAKER_03 21:21

Cause that it is crazy. Like we're like a time warp. You fall asleep and then like you wake up because your alarm is going off again, and you're like, oh fuck, did I miss it? You know, like because you feel like you slept for eight hours.

SPEAKER_00 21:36

Yeah, it's weird. And like that dream lasted way longer.

SPEAKER_03 21:39

Mm-hmm.

SPEAKER_00 21:40

So there's some sort of fucking weird ass time warp with a dream.

SPEAKER_03 21:44

Cause how can it be that like space time continuum? Something it probably is fucking aliens are like when we dream, it's just aliens. Maybe they're like, here's the TV in your brain.

SPEAKER_00 21:57

That's so wild. It's like a whole story. Like a two-hour movie in five seconds.

SPEAKER_03 22:03

I remember this this one kid in high school. He's like, I don't need an iPod. I could just listen to the music in my head. And then he was also like, Why does anybody watch movies when you can like close your eyes and watch a movie?

SPEAKER_00 22:18

Oh. And is he now in jail? Prison? Seriously?

SPEAKER_03 22:23

No, I think he actually turned out to be like a real good person.

SPEAKER_00 22:27

Oh, he's probably super intelligent. I mean, if you can literally I can't remember what I had for dinner.

SPEAKER_03 22:34

He was not.

SPEAKER_00 22:34

Oh, he was not a good person?

SPEAKER_03 22:36

No, he was not really smart.

SPEAKER_00 22:37

Oh. Oh, well. I don't know. Like, I feel like there's some sort of weird intelligence behind closing your eyes and remembering an entire movie. I can't.

SPEAKER_03 22:49

Yeah. I know we literally review movies once a month.

SPEAKER_00 22:53

And I have to go back and watch it five times.

SPEAKER_03 22:56

If if it's been uh longer than like three days before we record, I have to fucking go back and yeah.

SPEAKER_00 23:03

How many times have you walked in and I'm like, just trying to catch this last uh the last scene.

SPEAKER_03 23:08

Exactly. A lot of the times, a little behind the scenes for everybody. Yeah. Sometimes it's right before we record when we finish watching the movies.

SPEAKER_00 23:17

Or we're like, oh, I'm gonna watch that movie, but I'm gonna start having some cocktails. Yeah, basically. Then you get too drunk and then you're like, what the fuck happened? I know. And like look at my notes, I'm like, I can't even read my own handwriting now.

SPEAKER_03 23:30

That's uh I I signed up for Shudder. Uh you know that it's like a horror movie.

SPEAKER_00 23:37

Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 23:38

Uh but they have uh Dracula on it. You know what that is? The Boulet Brothers.

SPEAKER_00 23:45

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_03 23:46

Uh where it's like horror themed drag. And me and my wife watch it like almost every night. But like when I get real drunk, I'm like, who the fuck did they eliminate?

SPEAKER_00 24:00

Oh no.

SPEAKER_03 24:02

So then it's like uh it's like a brand new fucking episode. You know what I mean? It's like have to watch the recap.

SPEAKER_00 24:10

I'm a recap person for sure, pretty much with everything that I watch.

SPEAKER_03 24:14

Well, and that's what I hate too, is that fucking a lot of the the new shows, like it used to just be like if it was streaming, bam, here's a whole season. But now it's like they're doing like each week, and it's like, motherfucker, I forgot everything that happened.

SPEAKER_00 24:30

I know. I can't I have to like wait for it all to come out and just binge watch it.

SPEAKER_03 24:35

Or at least like a few episodes at a time.

SPEAKER_00 24:37

And then I'll forget it within two days anyway.

SPEAKER_03 24:40

So I know my memory is such garbage.

SPEAKER_00 24:42

Oh, it's so bad. We should probably not drink as much as we do.

SPEAKER_03 24:47

I did calm down good because I I didn't drink Sunday, Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday. Had to Thursday. Just because it's I mean That's too many days in a row.

SPEAKER_00 24:59

Yeah, exactly.

SPEAKER_03 24:59

That's too way too many days on.

SPEAKER_00 25:01

I know. Is that one of the days I talked to you and I was like, are you doing okay? You were so calm and quiet.

SPEAKER_03 25:08

Yeah, no, that was because we were talking about, and I'm like, fuck, like what what are we gonna talk about for a certain episode? Oh I was trying to think of like shit. But I mean, like Whatever. I mean, this episode, we didn't prepare anything.

SPEAKER_00 25:23

We're just no, just talking about our crazy ass dreams and terrors and I don't know. It's uh yeah, but those of you who don't dream, you are psychopaths.

SPEAKER_03 25:41

You are an insane person. That is true. I think legally you have to be.

SPEAKER_00 25:46

Yeah. Yeah. So I hope you dream. Um I hope you have some great dreams. Not all nightmares.

SPEAKER_03 25:56

I'm trying to think of I don't know if I ever remember like good dreams.

SPEAKER_02 26:02

Really?

SPEAKER_03 26:03

You know, like I'm sure I'm sure I have, but you know how it's like Do you ever get off the swing?

SPEAKER_00 26:11

Can you ever jump off, or are you always falling flat on your face?

SPEAKER_03 26:15

It's it's always fall. Well it's never but you know what I mean, like uh like I'll I'll remember a dream right away. You know, like right when you wake up, but then it's like an hour later.

SPEAKER_01 26:29

I'll be like, Yeah, what did I dream?

SPEAKER_03 26:31

I remember remembering the dream, but now I can't remember what it even was about. But I don't remember.

SPEAKER_00 26:44

I do um, I will say one of my friends told me that um his son, this is a couple years ago, so I'm thinking he's like maybe nine, ten, something like that. Um had a dream that he took a shit.

SPEAKER_03 27:01

And then he shit.

SPEAKER_00 27:02

And then the shit was screaming at him. Oh like the kid told his dad this. I was like, what?

SPEAKER_03 27:10

Screaming shit.

SPEAKER_00 27:11

It's a screaming shit. What is it?

SPEAKER_03 27:13

Isn't it so?

SPEAKER_00 27:14

I don't know. I don't remember, but I just remember laughing so hard. It's probably like um what was it, Mr. Hanky?

SPEAKER_03 27:22

It's like super aggressive.

SPEAKER_00 27:23

It's like you're the biggest of shit. Oh my god. I don't know.

SPEAKER_03 27:29

Sometimes I'll just have some wild I I know I've had like when when I get real fucking drunk and piss the bed. Oh god. Where like you you dream that you're like peeing in a urinal and it's so like lifelike, and then you're like, oh fuck, I was actually peeing.

SPEAKER_00 27:45

Oh no. Really?

SPEAKER_03 27:47

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 27:48

Oh I I um I have wild dreams when I'm really stressed. So you have wild dreams all the fucking I grind my teeth too, which is why my jaw is so muscular, which is why fucking your AI can't.

SPEAKER_03 28:06

Thumbnails think that you have a giant face.

SPEAKER_00 28:10

I know. From all my teeth grinding, yeah. I'm a grinder. I have to wear a mouth guard.

SPEAKER_03 28:15

And you're on grinder.

SPEAKER_00 28:17

I stopped. No, I'm not.

SPEAKER_03 28:21

Yeah. Do you think that dreams mean something?

SPEAKER_00 28:27

I don't know. Like I said, I have that. As a woman though, because I stopped looking, I stopped reading into it because if I read into every single one of them and looked them up, I am one fucked up human being. Like I'm missing a lot of things from my life that I need to be searching for or like see that's if I believed everything that I read.

SPEAKER_03 28:51

So no, I does it change your mood because like if my wife has a dream that like I cheated on her, she's fucking pissed at me all day.

SPEAKER_00 29:01

Oh no, I mean, most times uh like you what you said, like I'll remember it and I'm like, oh, that was fucked up. And then I have to like immediately tell somebody, otherwise it's gone. It's yeah. But I'll know, like, like I have had weird dreams where like animals are talking to me. So like the ant, like a raccoon. Are you on drugs? I could not. I am not, but it's yeah, like I've had like raccoons like walk up to me and like have like conversation. What okay, wow.

SPEAKER_03 29:36

Do they have an accent?

SPEAKER_00 29:38

No.

SPEAKER_03 29:39

Oh. It's just hi, I'm a raccoon.

SPEAKER_00 29:41

Yeah. What are you doing today? Like, I don't know. Like, it's maybe it's because I like animals more than people.

SPEAKER_03 29:49

So I raccoon is a fucking strange what?

SPEAKER_00 29:54

Trash panda?

SPEAKER_03 29:55

Yeah, to dream about. I we have like all these hummingbird feeders and stuff. I love hummingbirds. Oh, I think if I if I dreamed of them, I would talk to a hummingbird.

SPEAKER_00 30:05

Yeah, right.

SPEAKER_03 30:06

But it'd probably talk so fucking fast.

SPEAKER_00 30:10

Do you get a lot at your feeders?

SPEAKER_03 30:14

Like they're just starting to come around right now. Um I think we have two different ones right now.

SPEAKER_02 30:23

Oh.

SPEAKER_03 30:24

And hopefully we'll get a lot more.

SPEAKER_02 30:26

That's awesome.

SPEAKER_03 30:27

Because they they remember where uh your house is. Like they'll go all the way down to like fucking South America and then come back, and they rem you'll see the same exact ones.

SPEAKER_00 30:42

And they're like, let's go to Russ's.

SPEAKER_03 30:44

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 30:45

He's got the good shit.

SPEAKER_03 30:46

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 30:47

Do you make your own nectar?

SPEAKER_03 30:49

Yeah, you have to. Don't use that fucking stuff.

SPEAKER_00 30:51

Red garbage. Yeah. Yeah. Um, when I go on my my girls' trip every year to the Ozarks, one of the neighbor ladies.

SPEAKER_03 31:03

You have like 15 girls' trips, I swear.

SPEAKER_00 31:06

That's right.

SPEAKER_03 31:07

Is that just a way to fucking les out?

SPEAKER_00 31:10

Shut up. But this chick, um, one of the neighbor ladies, she has a ton of them, but like they're so abundant there. Like there will be like 30 of them just at one feeder, like swarming, and they're so cool.

SPEAKER_03 31:27

They're like assholes to each other.

SPEAKER_00 31:29

They really are.

SPEAKER_03 31:30

And have you heard them? Like they squeak like really loud.

unknown 31:35

I know.

SPEAKER_00 31:36

For a little tiny thing.

SPEAKER_03 31:38

And like their nest is like I know, it's so crazy.

SPEAKER_00 31:42

I think it's also she gets more because of the type of trees.

SPEAKER_03 31:47

Mm-hmm. That's if you just keep putting it out year after year, you're gonna get more.

SPEAKER_00 31:53

That's cool.

SPEAKER_03 31:54

Yeah. Um, I've always wanted to do like a Oreo that's we were just talking about Oreo feeder, like with like oranges and stuff. Oh uh in our neighborhood, and I was like, fuck, we should get a feeder. Because I should. Some of the guys at work, they put like grape jelly on it, and that's a lot easier than oh, then like an orange. Yeah, doing the oranges and stuff.

SPEAKER_00 32:18

Yeah. That'd be cool.

SPEAKER_03 32:20

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 32:22

God, you're like an old I know.

SPEAKER_03 32:23

I'm such a 85-year-old lady.

SPEAKER_00 32:26

You are.

SPEAKER_03 32:27

Oh, I know.

SPEAKER_00 32:28

Like, we'll look at the birds today.

SPEAKER_03 32:30

Oh, I know. And I got it like a new light for uh one of my plants. So that was exciting.

SPEAKER_00 32:38

What do you mean a light?

SPEAKER_03 32:40

Uh like a grow light sort of thing.

SPEAKER_00 32:42

When are you growing?

SPEAKER_03 32:43

A Monstera.

SPEAKER_00 32:45

Oh, cool.

SPEAKER_03 32:46

But it's it's too big to put near a window. So I have it like in a a really dark corner.

SPEAKER_00 32:52

Oh, yeah. So then you put your light on it?

SPEAKER_03 32:55

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 32:56

That's fancy. Oh, it's a light bulb. Let's come up with your alter ego when you're talking about stuff.

SPEAKER_03 33:04

Like Blanche or like Yeah, it's gotta be like Henrietta.

SPEAKER_00 33:08

Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 33:09

Like an old lady name. What what do you guys think my old lady name should be?

SPEAKER_00 33:14

I feel like it should start with an R. Because your name starts with an R. It would be like Roberta.

SPEAKER_01 33:21

Roberta.

SPEAKER_00 33:23

That's like when my dogs are being assholes. It's uh Winnifred is now Winston, and Morticia over here for Mortimer. So, you know, what's my alter ego name? Trixie?

SPEAKER_03 33:38

No. It would be Is it a guy's name? Yeah, it would have to be a guy's name. Nathan. Bill. Stop.

SPEAKER_00 33:47

Why am I Bill?

SPEAKER_03 33:49

I don't know. Fred.

SPEAKER_00 33:51

That yeah, probably. Something.

SPEAKER_01 33:55

Cletus.

SPEAKER_00 33:56

Ew. Sounds too much like clitoris. Cletus.

SPEAKER_03 34:01

Cletus.

SPEAKER_00 34:02

Oh, we're gonna come up with something good.

SPEAKER_03 34:04

Cletus Maximus.

SPEAKER_00 34:06

Seriously. Yeah. So hopefully you get some good dreams.

SPEAKER_03 34:11

Yeah. Don't be a psychopath. Some sex dreams about me.

SPEAKER_00 34:15

Yeah. About Roberta over here.

SPEAKER_03 34:18

Yeah, about Henrietta Roberta.

SPEAKER_00 34:20

And Cletus.

SPEAKER_03 34:30

Remember, pretend to be kind to each other. We love you.

SPEAKER_00 34:34

Bye.

SPEAKER_01 34:38

You have a lot of fucking