Episode 37: JAWS movie review

In this episode we discuss how jaws is not a horror movie but we decided to review it anyways

Transcript

SPEAKER_00 0:01

You go fishing, right?

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Oh, I love to fish.

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So every time that you catch a fish, do you think it should be a horror movie?

SPEAKER_03 0:16

No.

SPEAKER_00 0:17

Exactly. Point taken, this is not a fucking horror movie. It totally fucking That's it. It's over. We're fucking we're fucking done.

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Oh my god, you're so dramatic.

SPEAKER_00 0:47

Okay.

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Let's get into it.

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Welcome, everybody, to Comedyville Horror Podcast. We are your host. I'm Rush. I'm Tosh. And this week's episode, we're talking about a movie.

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Uh-huh.

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Jaws.

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It's one of my all-time favorite horror movies.

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It's a thriller.

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Oh my god. It's a suspense thriller horror.

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So, but is is a fish being a fish a horror movie? I have seen like they're literally just fishing.

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I have caught some serious fish with some serious fucking teeth that can do some damage. I've actually watched a northern pike bite my friend's hand almost off. Clear off. I'm just kidding, it wasn't clear off, but I had to get the first aid kit. And let me tell you, his first aid kit was shoved so full. Have you ever seen like one of those um, do you remember those old magic tricks with the snake shoved in the peanut can?

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You open it and just flings out.

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That's exactly what happened when I opened his fucking first aid kit. It was like it exploded and it was all over the ice. We were ice fishing. I'm like, what the fuck kind of shit is this? Just to find a band-aid.

SPEAKER_00 2:05

Yeah. I I had a first aid kit that had a fucking hammer in it.

unknown 2:10

Yeah. For what?

SPEAKER_00 2:12

I don't know. Just to go. It was like I bought it on Amazon and because it had like 7,000 pieces in it.

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Oh my God.

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So like I opened it up, I'm like, why the fuck does it have a little hammer? What on earth are you going to use a little hammer for?

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Maybe like if you had to staple something, you just hammer them right in. That's fucking dangerous.

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Like you break a finger and you have to like uh put it back. Yeah, you just hammer.

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It's like misery. Yeah. Right. Ah, well, Jaws is a horror movie. We are gonna get into it.

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Yeah, let's get into this movie. So it is such an iconic movie. And if you haven't fucking seen this movie, what are you doing with your life?

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You gotta see it.

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It's probably directed by somebody famous.

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I mean, I would think so.

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I think uh Stephanie Spielberg.

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Yeah, something ste st Stefan. Um, so Jaws was filmed in well, released in 1975, right? Let's go into the intro because we all know the music, right? Yeah, yeah.

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The super iconic dunun. I wonder how that started, where like uh whoever was like making the music, they're just like that's a good song.

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That sounds fantastic. Um so the intro, you're underwater with the music intro. Um, it's just so cool because it it just sets the scene, right? It sets the scene for what are we gonna find under the water? And that's the whole fear of Jaws is what is below the surface. And I think that's why I am so I'm I shouldn't say I'm terrified of the ocean, but the ocean to me is so powerful. Like it's just such a huge, vast world that we don't know about.

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We we know more about space than we do about the bottom of the ocean.

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Yeah, isn't that crazy?

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Yeah. But like I like how uh you know, they they use the music whenever it's like the the point of view of the shark, you know. Uh just like in like Friday the 13th, uh you know, where it's like telling the viewer that there's the bad guy.

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Right, right.

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But we uh we see a bunch of hippie kids on the fucking beach and I I have such a problem with like beach party shit because I don't think that shit happens in real life. But it's always in movies where kids are out like smoking dope and drinking and having like a bonfire playing guitar and shit.

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Well, have you ever like fished the river like here or yeah? How many times? I mean, those are like shanty towns, but you'll like go to the edge of the river, right? Which it's mud here. I mean, it's really not sand, but there's always like remnants of just a yeah.

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Well, and I think that's why fire pit redneck shit around here. Well like it's not like hippie stuff.

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I mean, clearly these kids were drinking and smoking probably the reefer.

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Yeah. Don't do drugs, kids. Well, just a little bit. Just a tiny. Yeah.

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I mean, you gotta try it sometime. I'm just kidding. Please don't. Um, okay, then you see this girl running.

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Mm-hmm.

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And I didn't really understand this because she's obviously running, she's taking off her clothes, but she's running like quite a distance and just like.

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Yeah, like why are they running so far away when like obviously she's fine with being naked?

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Right.

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Like they could have just fucking went straight to the beach and got naked.

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Well, and she's just like, here's my shorts. And then five miles later, here's my shirt. Like, you gotta go back and get that shit.

SPEAKER_00 6:24

Yeah. Right? In the dark. Yeah. They didn't have flashlights back then. Well, I'm sure they had flashlights, but do you remember the old flashlights that were so shitty that took like fucking 4D batteries that you couldn't see anything?

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Yeah, but those D batteries came in handy later on. Just kidding. I'm just kidding.

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Um now they're rechargeable, right?

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So I also am curious as to how she got in the water so quick and was so far out.

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Yeah, she must have been a fucking Olympic swimmer.

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For sure. Super swimmer.

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Um, so she she swims out to like this buoy sort of thing.

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And it is that it's like the buoy with the light.

SPEAKER_00 7:08

Yeah, but is that for ships or is that like a buoy for swimming? Like, don't go past this point sort of thing.

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I'm pretty sure it's probably for the boats because there's a light on it. So you need to know where the hell your docks are.

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Yeah.

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Maybe. I don't know. I don't live near the ocean.

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I know, yeah. We we live so far like literally the furthest from any ocean. Any ocean.

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So yeah, because we're right in smack dab in the middle of the United States. Um, okay, and then her this dude that she just met, because she's like a little hooker.

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Mm-hmm. Yeah, because it was when they were running, he's like, What's your name again?

unknown 7:49

Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 7:50

Oh, whatever. He's drunk AF. He is really struggling with trying to get his shoe off, apparently. Like, what a dick. Like, he's just really, you can't get a shoe off.

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He's just, he's so fucking wasted. He's just handled. Which I mean, fuck, I've been there, buddy. You're like trying to go to bed, but you're way too drunk. And so then you're just like, fucking, I'm just gonna sleep in my clothes.

SPEAKER_03 8:15

Yeah, so you just pass out. So he passes out.

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Mm-hmm. Yeah, and the woman is she's out by this buoy, and she's she gets bit by something, and she's going.

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Yeah. And then she's screaming for him.

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Mm-hmm.

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Oh, he didn't give a shit. He passed out. And she just gets destroyed on top of the water.

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Like, yeah, she gets dragged around like crazy.

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Uh yeah.

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But also, like, when she's being dragged around, like her head's above the water, which seems strange.

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Well, so I'm guessing it was either the lower.

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Wouldn't the shark just be like, pull it under?

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Take you down. I don't know. I don't know what sharks do.

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Yeah. So then after this, we we get fucked up. Yeah. She dies.

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Mm-hmm.

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Then then we meet the chief and his family.

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Oh yeah.

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And I have the the one of his boys cuts his hand and then the blood on his hand looks real, real bad.

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It's like cho like dark ketchup slash chocolate. No, it was quite odd. I also thought it was really funny because he goes and wakes up his wife, and she has like a full face of makeup on. She's in like a fucking evening gown. Like nobody in their right mind. Like, I wake up, I look like something. Yeah. Like my fucking hair is in a rat's nest. I have like normally some sort of like dog slobber that has like attached to my face.

SPEAKER_00 9:44

Well, and like what's so this is a fucking a beach town.

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Yeah.

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Uh, and it's summer. It's gotta be fucking hot. And she's wearing a fucking a whole fucking 90. I don't think they had air conditioning.

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But no, and even all the kids on the beach, okay. Maybe it was like a cool beach night, but they're in like fucking turtlenecks. The amount of turtlenecks and sweaters in this fucking movie is Yeah, it's supposed to be fucking July. It's fucking July.

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Right before July. And everybody's wearing coats.

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Yeah.

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Like they're fucking freezing.

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Uh just wild. Because I think it takes place in New York. New somewhere? New Jersey.

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New Jersey, maybe. Yeah, because it's because he's the chief is from New York.

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Oh yeah. Which he didn't really have the New York accent.

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Yeah, because they they said it like in the movie where because what was he like? Uh take your cat.

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Take your cat at the bar.

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Yeah, something like that.

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I don't know.

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Um so, anyways, uh the chief gets a call to go to the beach.

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Oh. This fucking truck. This the chief's truck. I don't even know what kind of that was. Was it a Bronco truck?

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I think it was a Bronco. I don't think it was a sick. I don't think it was an international.

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I don't know. It was fucking awesome though. Um so he takes his truck, he gets called out to the beach, right?

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Mm-hmm. And then he drives right by the the billboard.

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Mm-hmm.

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And we learn that it's it's called Amity Island. Yes. Like Amityville horror.

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I know. Like Comedyville horror. Oh my god, looks like it might like horror movie.

unknown 11:28

Okay.

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But like the the billboard is awesome.

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And like it's so cartoony.

SPEAKER_00 11:34

Yeah, but because I was thinking about it when I was driving by like a bunch of little towns out here in Nebraska. You don't see a lot of like hand-painted signs anymore.

SPEAKER_03 11:46

No, and if you do, like I think there's one, it's the old like original sign. Maybe they've torn it down since I was there last, but like there's one out in McConaughey. It was like what the original like McConaughey was supposed to be. Like it was supposed to be this huge tourist attraction, and like in the 70s. And then I do know there's one out in um Burwell, Nebraska for Calamus Reservoir. And it's fucking hand painted, so old, like faded. Yeah. But God, I just that would take forever, like painting that fucking billboard. It's like a fucking mural.

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Yeah. Then uh he gets to the beach and the chief is talking to the drunk boy who really has no fucking useful information about anything.

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Yeah.

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Um, and then another officer finds the body, but the the body looks like it had been decaying for years.

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Yeah, you see like the hand.

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Yeah, you see, like, yeah, you don't see the body ever, but like you see like the hand sticking up.

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And it's like purple and shit.

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Yeah. Like, no, this just happened last night.

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Right. I just also love that the police blows a whistle. Like I don't know. I mean, I feel like if I don't think you see that anymore either.

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No.

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They have radios.

SPEAKER_00 13:04

Well, yeah, now they have radios. Because I back then their fucking radios were huge. They were like the giant fucking Oh yeah.

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Like the Zach Morris uh fucking cell phone with like the brick.

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Oh yeah.

unknown 13:18

Yeah.

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Uh so then the the chief is immediately trying to close the beach. He's like, it's a fucking shark attack. We have to close the beach.

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Then you get to see the old guy with the bike wheel. I like him. He's cute.

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Yeah. Then they find out that there's a whole bunch of Boy Scouts out there swimming. So then the chief is on his way to shut it down.

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Yeah, to stop.

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And was this he gets like on a ferry?

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Yeah, with like the Did you see the fucking caddy?

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Like the Yeah, the mayor pulls up and is a fucking caddy.

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It's sick. It's so long. Yeah. It took up like the whole ferry.

unknown 13:54

Yeah.

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Um, and the mayor wears this fucking jacket, like a suit coat with little anchors all over it. Like a fucking like a douche canoe. But it's also funny because he wears it. Like every time you see him, he's wearing it. This must be mayor members only.

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Like variation of it.

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Yeah.

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Where it's just like, you're a little flamboyant. Yeah, well bet, well bad. So then the mayor tells him, can't close the beach.

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Mm-mm.

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This is a beach town. It's prime season. You can't fucking close it.

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Yeah. Fourth of July weekend. It's a fucking moneymaker. Yeah. Bitches.

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So then the chief just like completely gives up on trying to save the fucking boy. He's just like, okay. And like just they never fucking bring it up again.

SPEAKER_03 14:44

No. And then next scene, you see all these kids and families at the beach. Guess who is also there? With his family.

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The mayor.

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The fucking chief.

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Well, yeah. Yeah, he's trying to close those beach and then he's like, let's go to the beach.

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Right?

unknown 15:03

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 15:04

I mean, I'm guessing it was him like to make sure.

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Yeah, protect and watch.

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Yeah, like be like, well, maybe that was just a fluke. I'm gonna check it out.

unknown 15:16

Yeah.

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You know, sort of thing.

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I'm gonna monitor.

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Mm-hmm. Observe and report.

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That is correct. This is also where you see the old man tits.

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Yeah.

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This guy.

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Mm-hmm. So and and it shows uh like a boy on a raft, like a yellow raft thing. And then like a guy playing fetch with his dog.

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I know, the dog.

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And then he can't find the dog.

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I know.

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And then the boy gets fucking eated.

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So at least they didn't show the dog being killed.

SPEAKER_00 15:50

Yeah, exactly. I mean like what a fucking terrible movie it would have been.

SPEAKER_03 15:53

Right? I know. But then you see, like, before the kid gets right, it's like all the the foreshadowing, right? You see like the kid on the raft. You see the parents who are like, we don't fucking want to get in this fucking beach.

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What? And then And all of the children just like fucking running around.

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They're splashing around like total dicks.

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Yeah.

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Like, okay. Um, so poor Alex on the raft. It is a blood fest.

SPEAKER_00 16:19

Yeah, there was so much blood. He was just a giant blood bag.

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He don't know what it was kind of funny.

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Mm-hmm. Uh, but then the the boy's mom uh puts up a reward for anyone to kill the shark.

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Yeah.

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For what was it, $3,000?

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Yeah.

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Which I mean, in 1975, that let's see, uh inflation. Uh President Trump.

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Oh, fuck.

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So that's worth like $17 billion now, boys.

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Okay. Whatever. You could own the town of Amazon.

SPEAKER_00 16:53

Yeah, like $3,000. Like that was probably life-changing money.

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I mean, maybe.

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You could I'm sure you could buy a house back then for fucking maybe $10,000.

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Maybe. Not in 75.

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I'm sure around here.

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Oh, probably.

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I know people like here uh bought a house for like $20,000. I'm like, oh, you fucking the fixer upper. No, it was like fucking brand new house. When? They just paid it off.

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Oh, okay. So then you right, we're in town hall.

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They have like an emergency meeting. Yeah. Kind of.

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Like a town hall meeting. Because they want to shut down the beaches. And originally they're saying for for 24 hours, and somebody's like, 24 hours is like three weeks. Like I don't know what kind of math that is. Yeah. But that's fucking.

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It is strange because so the chief is like, he's trying to close the beach. He tells them we're gonna fucking close the beaches. Yeah. But like the whole town is fucking mad at him. And it's like everyone just witnessed a little boy get fucking murdered and they're mad at him for fucking shutting down the beach. It's so stupid. Uh that people don't make any sense.

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No, I mean because we want to have fun.

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Yeah.

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And you know what?

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Who cares about uh businesses will fail if the beach isn't open.

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Yeah.

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But like at the same time, like that's what like the local government is for.

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I mean you know, to help.

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You know what I mean?

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Like right. Like, I don't know. He's the sh he's the chief of police.

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Yeah.

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I let him do his job.

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Exactly. Stop. Yeah, stop telling the fucking guy in charge what to do. Right. Just because you want to fucking make money.

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Jesus. Um, then you hear during the town hall meeting, oh, it's like the worst sound ever.

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The iconic nails on a chalkboard. Yeah. I don't know if I've ever done that.

unknown 18:56

Oh.

SPEAKER_00 18:57

And like it just thinking about doing it, like it like it gives me like goosebumps. Me too. Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 19:04

I can't even touch a balloon. I hate that feeling.

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Like, I it's like you have these things on your fucking arms.

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This is like plastic, but like a balloon has that like latex-y-mm.

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Nope.

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Um so that's when you get to meet the infamous Quint.

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He is Quint is the fucking coolest character of like any movie, really.

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That's so cool. Did you know? Um, side note here, I looked him up. So the ages in this movie is wild to me. So Quint was actually what did I see? He was 47. He looks like he's 46 or 47 when this movie was like filmed and released. He does look like he's like fucking old as shit. And he died at the age of 51. He had like a massive heart attack. So not too long after this movie was released. Isn't that?

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Jesus.

SPEAKER_03 20:05

I know. So sad.

SPEAKER_00 20:07

He he probably could have had a fucking super long career. Oh, fuck. Like just playing the fucking fish guy.

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Right? Because he you couldn't really understand him.

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He had like some sort of weird, like well, and I think though this movie was like he was supposed to be crazy.

SPEAKER_03 20:23

Well, kind of. Yeah. And he was like from the bayou or some shit, wasn't he? Supposed to be.

SPEAKER_00 20:29

Uh where was he from? I don't remember.

SPEAKER_03 20:32

He was like originally from it was supposed to be like a Cajun dialect.

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Yeah.

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Because he's originally British.

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Mm-hmm.

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Which is also pretty funny.

SPEAKER_00 20:42

Yeah. I wonder if that's why why he sounded so fucked up, because he already had an accent. And they're like, Can you do a different one?

SPEAKER_03 20:51

Yeah. He's like, all right. Can't even do an American one?

SPEAKER_00 20:54

Hubber.

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Hubber. Um. Okay. So you so he's pretty much saying, You want me to get the fish? I'll fucking get the fish.

SPEAKER_00 21:05

Yeah. He's like, I ain't doing it for no fucking $3,000. I'll do it for 10.

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Mm-hmm.

SPEAKER_00 21:13

Mm-hmm. But he's the guy. He's like the fish guy in the town.

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But they think he's crazy, so they're like, Yeah, maybe.

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So they're like, let's ignore the fucking crazy guy. He's probably drunk.

SPEAKER_03 21:26

Yeah, for sure.

SPEAKER_00 21:27

Then uh then the chief he starts reading up on sharks.

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Mm-hmm.

SPEAKER_00 21:31

But then that night, there's these two fucking guys that they put his wife's roast on like a big old fucking hook and chain it to the dock.

SPEAKER_03 21:41

Right. With like a tire bobber. Those fucking things are huge.

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And then uh, of course, the fucking the shark takes it and rips the fucking dock right off. Oh, for sure. But both of those guys escape. Nobody gets eated there. But then the the next day, the the spoon. Mart Ocean guy shows up.

SPEAKER_03 22:02

Yeah. That is Richard Dreyfus plays how old was he in this? Oh God.

SPEAKER_00 22:08

So he looked he looked like he was like late 30s.

SPEAKER_03 22:13

Okay, well he was 26.

SPEAKER_00 22:15

Yeah.

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And then the chief who also looked pretty old.

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Mm-hmm.

SPEAKER_03 22:20

He was like 41 or something like that. Like the it just things were weird. I don't know. Back then, I mean, I guess they didn't shoot up their faces with Botox and shit.

SPEAKER_00 22:30

So well, and everybody everybody back then lived real fucking rough too. Like everybody was smoking constantly.

SPEAKER_03 22:39

Oh yeah.

SPEAKER_00 22:39

In doctors' offices. You know, like right?

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Like the hospital scene, they're smoking cigarettes. I mean.

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And I'm sure their booze were just fucking like 180 proof. Probably.

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So Matt Hoop who was it was it? Hooker? Hopper.

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Hopper.

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Hopper. Um, he worked for like the Ocean and Marine Institute.

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So, and then this is also where everybody's coming to the fucking town. Like fucking awesome. Uh, all these fishermen are here to get this reward money for the shark.

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You're seeing like M80s in the fucking water.

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Everybody has tiny little like fucking rowboats and they're out there, they're like, I'm gonna catch this fucking shark.

SPEAKER_03 23:31

It's like a kayak.

unknown 23:34

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 23:35

Like what what on earth was that guy gonna fucking do if he like caught a shark?

SPEAKER_03 23:40

Like what just let you pull you around for days.

SPEAKER_00 23:43

Yeah, exactly. Like until you go under.

SPEAKER_03 23:47

Like throwing blood in the water. I just like there's like guys with guns, like okay. Yeah. Like handguns though.

SPEAKER_00 23:55

Mm-hmm. So then the the chief and the the smart guy, they go to look at the the dead girl's remains.

SPEAKER_03 24:03

And then bring them in in like a fucking rubber-made bin.

SPEAKER_00 24:07

Yeah. Well, she's in pieces.

SPEAKER_03 24:10

I mean, I guess that makes sense. Like, okay.

SPEAKER_00 24:16

Then one of the fucking crazy ass fishermen does catch a shark. And then everybody in the town fucking loves it because they're all stupid. They're like, oh, there's only one shark in the entire ocean and we caught it.

SPEAKER_03 24:31

Yeah. They caught the shark.

SPEAKER_00 24:34

Mm-hmm. But then the immediately the the smart guy, Hooper, he starts like measuring the shark's mouth, and he's like, There's no fucking way that this is the right one.

SPEAKER_03 24:44

Not comparable to the bite marks on the chick.

SPEAKER_00 24:47

Mm-hmm. So then they suggest cutting it open to see if there's uh body parts.

SPEAKER_03 24:57

Yeah, inside. Because it takes a while to digest, apparently.

SPEAKER_00 25:00

Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 25:01

But they're like, no, we can't, because now here comes the lady, Alex's mom, the funeral apparently just happened.

SPEAKER_00 25:09

Yep. Uh, because she's got like the wearing all black, and then she just slaps the fuck out of the chief.

SPEAKER_03 25:15

Well, and like what she's she's like 85.

SPEAKER_00 25:19

Yeah. I have she looks like she's 95 with a 10-year-old son.

SPEAKER_03 25:23

Right. But like then the guy behind her, I'm hoping it was her dad, but he looks like he's fucking five.

SPEAKER_00 25:31

A fucking cane and a walker at the same time.

SPEAKER_03 25:34

They the casting with the ages just really doesn't match up here.

SPEAKER_00 25:40

No. Like it it's like they tried, but not really. It was like the casting director was like, ma'am, can you read? Good enough. Yeah, you're good. You're good.

SPEAKER_03 25:56

So she slaps the chief and was like, you dick.

SPEAKER_02 25:59

Mm-hmm.

SPEAKER_03 26:00

For because he because he didn't let everybody know that they had already found the chick that had been eaten.

SPEAKER_02 26:07

Mm-hmm.

SPEAKER_03 26:08

Uh, come to find out it was a fucking tiger shark that they caught, not the great white.

SPEAKER_00 26:14

Yeah. Well, and that's because uh looking at the the remains, uh, he was able to determine that it had to have been at least a great white. In fact, a super big one.

SPEAKER_02 26:28

Like the like a megalodon.

SPEAKER_00 26:30

Yeah. But the uh the chief now, he's getting all fucking stressed out because like literally, no matter what the fuck the guy does, it's always wrong.

SPEAKER_03 26:38

I know.

SPEAKER_00 26:39

Like he can't do anything because somebody's gonna be fucking pissed off at him.

SPEAKER_03 26:45

Oh, welcome to being a man.

SPEAKER_00 26:46

I yeah.

SPEAKER_03 26:47

You're wrong.

SPEAKER_00 26:48

I I totally relate to him. No matter what, it's fucking wrong.

SPEAKER_03 26:53

It's gonna be fucking wrong. That is why women's restrooms are always on the right. They're always on the right hand side because we're always right. Did you know that?

SPEAKER_00 27:05

No, I've seen I've seen them different locations. It's not always on the right.

SPEAKER_03 27:10

Well, then they're wrong.

SPEAKER_00 27:13

The uh the Costco on Maple, the Benz is on the right because I always I always have to shit when I go there.

SPEAKER_03 27:20

You get excited.

SPEAKER_00 27:21

Well, yeah.

SPEAKER_03 27:22

It's like sensory overload. It's like me and Hobby Lobby. Um, I also wrote again so many fucking turtlenecks. Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 27:30

Seriously.

SPEAKER_03 27:32

Um so all of a sudden, like the chief and his wife are eating dinner, and Hopper shows up. I mean, they just met. He just walks into the house. Yeah. He just walks into the fucking house, takes the chief's plate.

SPEAKER_00 27:48

Yeah. Well, he brings two bottles of wine with him.

SPEAKER_03 27:51

That's a good guy. I guess I would let you in too.

SPEAKER_00 27:53

Yeah, exactly. Like, that's all it would take, is like, uh, oh, you have booze?

SPEAKER_03 27:59

So they start talking about like, okay, we gotta catch this thing, blah, blah, blah. And then the chief pours red wine into the biggest glass I have ever seen. It's like, it's gotta be like a 20-ounce cup there.

SPEAKER_00 28:15

Yeah, well, I probably like a pint glass.

SPEAKER_03 28:18

Like a whole bottle. Where he's just like, fuck it, let's just get drunk.

SPEAKER_00 28:22

Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 28:22

And then we're gonna go cut this bitch open.

SPEAKER_00 28:25

Yeah, because he's like, let's have one more drink.

SPEAKER_03 28:28

And then we're gonna go.

SPEAKER_00 28:29

Yeah. So uh then they go down to uh where the shark was, which like they just kept it there? Yeah, like just leave it like on the fucking dock.

SPEAKER_03 28:42

Apparently.

SPEAKER_00 28:43

Strange. But so they cut him open and like a whole bunch of milk comes out.

SPEAKER_03 28:47

It's not milk. Okay. I think it's like bile.

SPEAKER_00 28:50

I don't know. Pro well, yeah, probably.

SPEAKER_03 28:52

Like murky.

SPEAKER_00 28:53

Or maybe it had a milkshake. And it's lactose intolerant. Gross. Then what do we find in the the shark's tumtum?

SPEAKER_03 29:01

We find a license plate.

SPEAKER_00 29:03

Yeah, from uh Louisiana.

SPEAKER_03 29:05

Good old Louisiana. No body parts.

SPEAKER_00 29:08

Yeah, no, no dead boy in there.

SPEAKER_03 29:11

No, nope, nope, nope, nope.

SPEAKER_00 29:13

So then they decide: look, we're fucking wasted.

SPEAKER_03 29:17

Yeah. Let's my ties on a wet boat over is like got all the vials. Yeah, all the sharks juices. Oh, sick. Ew, that thing has to stink.

SPEAKER_00 29:29

Uh yeah, doesn't he throw it over his shoulder? Yeah. Yeah. So then then his back has all the fucking shit on it now. Um, yeah, so they they they're like, let's get this fucking shark. So they take a really nice boat.

SPEAKER_03 29:42

Well, they're just the hammered.

SPEAKER_00 29:44

Yeah, and just try. Well, he's the chief. I mean, he can I feel like chiefs can drink and drive all they want. Yeah. Because who's gonna arrest them?

SPEAKER_03 29:54

Right? Uh so that's when they find the other fisherman's boat.

SPEAKER_00 30:01

Mm-hmm. They find a small boat that is capsized, but like sinking. But there's like it's still floating.

SPEAKER_03 30:10

By it mark, but it's still kind of underwater. I don't know, it's fucking weird.

SPEAKER_00 30:14

Yeah, so then the the Hooper, he gets a wetsuit on and he goes in and he finds a big old hole in the boat. And then literally the only scary moment. Well, he finds the tooth fucking yeah, he finds a tooth in the in the boat.

SPEAKER_03 30:30

So he prizes it out with like a screwdriver or something.

SPEAKER_00 30:34

And it's a a huge tooth. It is.

SPEAKER_03 30:36

Um, and then the scary part.

SPEAKER_00 30:39

Yeah, where he's looking in in this hole, and then a dead face appears. Floats up and it scares you, and then that's the only fucking scary part of this whole fucking movie.

SPEAKER_03 30:51

Jesus Christ. Um and he so of course he gets scared. So what does he do? He drops the fucking tooth.

SPEAKER_00 30:59

Mm-hmm. The only evidence that they would really have so dumb.

SPEAKER_03 31:05

Um then the next scene, there's just so much yelling between the chief and Hooper and the mayor, and they're just yelling.

SPEAKER_00 31:14

Yeah. They uh they're telling them that they have to close the beaches.

SPEAKER_03 31:19

That's it.

SPEAKER_00 31:20

It's you fucking have to book. And all the mayor cares about is finding out who vandalized the billboard.

SPEAKER_03 31:29

Which is so funny. What did it say? Do you remember?

SPEAKER_00 31:32

It was like, ah, a shark or something like that. Yeah. They like with like big old fucking like googly eyes. Yeah. It's so dumb. Um but they don't close the beaches. No. So people start filling up the town. It's like their big fucking Fourth of July. Yeah. They're big weekend.

SPEAKER_03 31:53

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 31:54

Um, but they're frantically trying to get somebody to come and kill the shark. They're calling everybody, calling like the military and shit.

SPEAKER_01 32:04

For sure.

SPEAKER_00 32:05

And they're like, what? No, we we don't hunt sharks.

SPEAKER_03 32:08

No, no.

SPEAKER_00 32:10

Uh then uh at the beach, people people have heard it's gone around town that people have died. So nobody's going in the water, but they're at the fucking beach. Right. Like, oh why even go to the beach?

SPEAKER_03 32:24

I don't know. Like, are you and aren't you just hot?

SPEAKER_00 32:27

Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 32:27

Like you're just sweating, but you're like, I'm not, I know. Just pour this bottle of water over me.

SPEAKER_00 32:32

Yeah. So then then the mayor tells one of the guys to just fucking go in the water.

SPEAKER_03 32:39

He's just he's like forcing people.

SPEAKER_00 32:40

Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 32:41

He's like trying, get in, get in. What are you doing? Get in the water.

SPEAKER_00 32:44

Yeah. So then uh somebody does walk out into the water, and then everyone like starts fucking running.

SPEAKER_03 32:51

Shark! You hear shark, you hear shark, and you know, there's like people tripping over families, yeah. There's there's franticness happening.

SPEAKER_00 33:02

Because there's a a fin.

SPEAKER_03 33:04

Yeah, you see the fin, and then what is it?

SPEAKER_00 33:08

It it turns out it's just some kids fucking around. God, what a bunch of little dicks. I know.

SPEAKER_03 33:13

They're like it was a kid with a cardboard fin. Do you know what happens to cardboard when you get it wet? Yeah, it disintegrates.

SPEAKER_00 33:21

It was something way better than cardboard.

SPEAKER_03 33:23

Apparently, paper mache or something.

SPEAKER_00 33:25

Um well, it was the 70s. Cardboard was different.

SPEAKER_03 33:28

Way better. Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 33:29

But then then they find out the actual fucking shark is in the pond. And the pond is it's not a pond. So for us, a pond is a fucking little lake.

SPEAKER_03 33:40

Tiny hole of water.

SPEAKER_00 33:43

But this is attached to the goddamn ocean.

SPEAKER_03 33:46

It's gotta be like the coral reef pond. Maybe there's just like rocks around it, which then you see the chief's like three-year-old kid just sitting on the beach, but like sitting like on the beach next to the rocks, next to the pond, all by himself. Like, yeah, and this little kid just fucking cries all the time. Yeah. Probably because he's being left alone. Yeah, and oh, poor baby.

SPEAKER_00 34:11

Uh but then there's so this the chief's son is on a little fucking dinghy boat, or I don't know what what kind of a boat it was.

SPEAKER_03 34:20

I think it's a dinghy.

SPEAKER_00 34:21

Or was it like a little sailboat thing?

SPEAKER_03 34:23

Something like that.

SPEAKER_00 34:24

Uh but anyways, him and his friends are out there. And there's also like this fucking guy on like a little tiny rowboat out there for some reason.

SPEAKER_03 34:35

Don't know.

SPEAKER_00 34:36

Uh, but then the the shark fucking kills that guy. Yeah. And this was the first actual view of the shark. The shark.

SPEAKER_03 34:46

And it's some crazy shit.

SPEAKER_00 34:50

What I saw was when they were filming this, the the mechanical shark that they had, uh, they named it Bruce. I think they had a whole bunch of them, but they couldn't fucking get the goddamn thing to work.

SPEAKER_03 35:02

Oh, really?

SPEAKER_00 35:03

So like it worked out that the reveal took so long in the movie because then it it built more suspense, pretty much.

SPEAKER_03 35:10

Yeah. That's but it was a fluke.

SPEAKER_00 35:12

Yeah, it was like because they couldn't get the fucking thing to work.

SPEAKER_03 35:15

Oh my god. I remember I went to it was in college, but I went to Universal Studios and they had the Jaws Yeah, like where you're in like a boat, like takes you around, and then all of a sudden, you don't know when it's gonna happen. But this fucking mechanical Jaws jumps out of the water.

SPEAKER_00 35:31

I remember like all the commercials. Like that was like the big thing there. Oh, Star Wars.

SPEAKER_03 35:37

Awesome.

SPEAKER_00 35:38

That ride shut down, didn't it?

SPEAKER_03 35:39

Well, I'm sure they change them all the time. Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 35:42

With what's like fucking having Star Wars at this cute little shark. Uh Disney World.

SPEAKER_03 35:52

Which one?

SPEAKER_00 35:53

Star Wars.

SPEAKER_03 35:54

Oh, yeah.

SPEAKER_00 35:55

I mean that's ridiculous.

SPEAKER_03 35:57

That sounds stupid. So then he is in the ho or he goes to the hospital.

SPEAKER_00 36:04

The chief's son is in the hospital because he got like knocked in to the water and then didn't get eated.

SPEAKER_03 36:11

Yeah, I don't I don't know what happened, but I just love that like everybody's smoking in the hospital. Like, um, that's like oxygen tanks and shit.

SPEAKER_00 36:22

But that was when America was great.

SPEAKER_03 36:24

That is true. You could smoke in like the mall.

SPEAKER_00 36:26

Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 36:28

Um then I think the chief is like, fuck this, we're gonna call Quent because nobody can get the shark. It's too big.

SPEAKER_00 36:38

Yeah, because the the chief was like, he was trying to get the mayor to sign a thing that they could pay Quent the $10,000. Like they're like, he's the only fucking guy. Like, let's just do it.

SPEAKER_03 36:51

And I just love that when they go talk to Quent, this dude is not fucking around. He is drinking apricot brandy.

unknown 36:58

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 36:58

Moonshine that he made.

SPEAKER_03 37:00

Which, oh, yeah. And he is like singing, he's cussing. He hands uh what is it, Hooper and the Chief a shot. And the chief's like, don't drink that. And all of a sudden you see Hooper just like, I think he dance too, doesn't he? Because he takes the Chiefs and he drinks his. Maybe.

SPEAKER_00 37:21

Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 37:21

But it's fucking off.

SPEAKER_00 37:24

This this whole scene was like Quint kept testing Hopper because he didn't think that the smart guy was smart.

SPEAKER_03 37:31

Well, so I read that they actually in real life did not get along on this set.

SPEAKER_00 37:36

What that's crazy.

SPEAKER_03 37:37

Like so, all of their animosity and like all of the shit, like when Quint's making fun of them and it was real. Like they he did not like him.

SPEAKER_00 37:47

It's crazy that they would like keep that in, or you know what I mean? Like write it in.

SPEAKER_03 37:54

I think it's great. I think it just makes the whole movie because you know that he's just fucking with him the whole time.

SPEAKER_00 38:03

Um then they they start loading up uh the boat for this fish catching expedition. And uh so they're they're putting this cage into the boat, which is so like we've known like about these cages like our whole lives, but I'm sure though, like that was relatively new back then. But it is funny how like a shark cage, how Quint goes, cage goes into the water, you go into the water, sharks in the water. Yeah, like Quint always has the best quotes, yeah.

SPEAKER_03 38:40

And I love that he's like, fuck that. Like, I'll be on my boat. Yeah, I'm not gonna go.

SPEAKER_00 38:46

I'm not gonna fucking do that shit.

SPEAKER_03 38:47

No, you dumbass.

SPEAKER_00 38:49

Mm-hmm. And then so while they're loading up the boat and shit, Quinn just keeps saying random shit. Like the whole time. Like he's singing, he's fucking just saying like weird quotes that have nothing to do with like anything.

SPEAKER_03 39:02

I think that's great. And you can't understand half of it. Uh then you see the chief, he's chumming the waters, which he you find out does not like the water. He is not a fan of the water.

SPEAKER_00 39:17

Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 39:18

At all.

SPEAKER_00 39:20

He yeah, because in the beginning it was like he doesn't even like being on a boat.

SPEAKER_03 39:23

Right. Like, why would you live in a few hours?

SPEAKER_00 39:25

But then he like fucking but then he went out on a boat all fucking drunk.

SPEAKER_03 39:30

Right.

SPEAKER_00 39:30

You know.

SPEAKER_03 39:30

Well, that's called liquid courage. Thank you. Liquid courage. I was gonna say motivation. Liquid courage. I need that every time I go on my girls' trip to the Ozarks because that's just dealing with a bunch of women. Well, no, back in the day, I watched some show that there are actual piranhas in the Ozarks. Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 39:55

I I don't know if I fucking believe that.

SPEAKER_03 39:58

Well, look it up, but I don't know what's underneath there, and I just need liquid courage.

SPEAKER_00 40:04

So, uh where were we?

SPEAKER_03 40:07

So they're chummin, chief's chumming.

SPEAKER_00 40:09

Well, and there there was a strange uh exchange where Quint is drinking a beer out of a can, and then he like fucking smashes, like he finishes it and smashes it, and then Hopper has like a little Dixie cup of like water, and then he smashes the little Dixie cup.

SPEAKER_03 40:31

Yeah, it's pretty stupid.

SPEAKER_00 40:32

Yeah, it's like man versus boy. Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 40:36

Um, so they're chumming, you got who's doing the knots? The chief?

SPEAKER_00 40:41

Yeah, the chief was practicing, doing some knots, and then you hear the the clicking of the reel.

SPEAKER_03 40:50

That's the best sound ever.

SPEAKER_00 40:52

That someone's on the line.

SPEAKER_03 40:55

And Quint slowly straps himself in. Right, because this is a fucking shark.

SPEAKER_00 41:02

I mean, you gotta he puts his feet up on the But he wasn't strapped to anything. So like it could have literally It's on the chair.

SPEAKER_03 41:09

You're strapped, it like the strap goes around the chair, I think.

SPEAKER_00 41:12

Oh.

SPEAKER_03 41:12

And then straps onto the pole. So it's around his body.

SPEAKER_00 41:16

So the pole can't just like I thought it was just strapped around him. Maybe and then to the pole.

SPEAKER_03 41:22

And then he puts his feet up, it breaks himself, and then the best sound.

SPEAKER_00 41:28

Yeah, that is fucking takes off.

unknown 41:30

Oh my god.

SPEAKER_03 41:31

That is the sound that my rod made when I caught my muskie. Just saying.

SPEAKER_00 41:38

More fish talk. Uh so the Jesus. They they have to wet the reel because it's getting real fucking hot.

SPEAKER_03 41:44

Yeah, they're like fucking pouring water over it. I that's crazy.

SPEAKER_00 41:47

Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 41:48

Then he says, Stop playing with yourself, pupper.

unknown 41:50

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 41:51

And so they uh they start reeling it in and it gets like fucking pretty close. Yeah. And then snaps. Yep. Well, the Quint says that it bit through the piano wire. And I'm like, I think it's a fucking piano wire? Like, Jesus Christ.

SPEAKER_03 42:08

Right? I mean, that's gotta be probably even thicker than that.

SPEAKER_00 42:15

So then uh then they start chumming again.

SPEAKER_02 42:18

Mm-hmm.

SPEAKER_00 42:19

And the shark shows up again. And then this is because this was the other one of the most iconic scenes is where the chief is like uh throwing the slop in like behind his shoulder, and it's such a great like camera angle where like then the the shark comes up like behind him, and then like he freaks out and like stands like straight.

SPEAKER_03 42:44

Then he starts backing up.

SPEAKER_00 42:46

Yeah, and then he's like, what does he say?

SPEAKER_03 42:49

You're gonna need a bigger boat.

SPEAKER_00 42:50

Mm-hmm. Yeah. Very iconic. I know.

SPEAKER_03 42:55

Like if you don't know that's it's like a 25-foot shark, is what they say.

SPEAKER_00 42:59

Yeah. Uh then uh the shark just starts fucking swarming around the boat.

SPEAKER_03 43:06

Oh my gosh, right. But it's such a cool angle because that's when you can see the full length of the shark and you know that this thing is fucking massive.

SPEAKER_00 43:16

This would have a lot of these shots would have been real hard to do.

SPEAKER_03 43:20

Mm-hmm.

SPEAKER_00 43:22

Because like now we have drones that can like literally just record fucking anything.

SPEAKER_03 43:26

Like drones and like AI and like, right, everything is Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 43:31

But like to get get those high angles, you had to have like a fucking crane, you know? And also in this whole fucking movie, there's no waves. They're in the ocean.

SPEAKER_03 43:42

I know. I don't think I can't.

SPEAKER_00 43:44

And there's like no waves.

SPEAKER_03 43:46

They must I mean, you would have to be out there for months to have a day.

SPEAKER_00 43:51

Yeah, one day where there's no waves. Right. Like, yeah.

SPEAKER_02 43:55

That's fucking crazy.

SPEAKER_00 43:57

So then the shark's swarming around and They get out the harpoon gun and they shoot a barrel. Well, they they shoot the harpoon into the shark and then it's tied to a barrel with air, like a air, air barrel.

SPEAKER_03 44:16

I'm sure. That sounds good.

SPEAKER_00 44:18

Um but then the sun goes down. And when the sun goes down, what do they do? They start drinking.

SPEAKER_03 44:26

Fucking drunk. And they're gonna share some more stories this time.

SPEAKER_00 44:31

Yep, they they just start like doing, you know, like look at this scar. Yeah. Yeah. Well, check out this scar, you know.

SPEAKER_03 44:40

Look at I got bit by an eel. Look at I got bit by a bull shark. Right?

SPEAKER_00 44:46

Yeah. I got bit by a hooker in Vegas.

SPEAKER_03 44:49

You did?

SPEAKER_00 44:51

No, that that was in the movie.

SPEAKER_03 44:52

Oh.

SPEAKER_00 44:53

Yeah. The chief is like, yeah, this one time a hooker bit me and I had to get the rabies shot.

SPEAKER_03 45:00

Yeah, no. Seriously.

SPEAKER_00 45:03

Uh but then so we find out that uh Quint delivered the Hiroshima bomb. Like, that's fucking crazy. But then we also get another like iconic quote by Quent where he's lifeless eyes, black eyes, like a Dell's eyes.

SPEAKER_03 45:23

Mm-hmm. You do that really well. Are you sure you're not from the bayou?

SPEAKER_00 45:29

No. Well, I don't know. Maybe who knows? Uh but then then they start singing.

SPEAKER_03 45:37

Oh my god.

SPEAKER_00 45:38

Like a fucking sea chanty or something like that.

SPEAKER_03 45:41

I don't know what the fuck. I'm again I was like, what the fuck are they saying?

SPEAKER_00 45:44

Yeah. But then the the shark starts booping the boat. Like you see like the the board like like coming out. Yeah. Because he keeps booping.

SPEAKER_03 45:54

Because it's a fucking wooden boat. I mean, you know. No fiberglass back in that day. Uh so they kind of well, so for sure the chief starts freaking out.

SPEAKER_02 46:05

Mm-hmm.

SPEAKER_03 46:06

And that's when he's like, I that's it. I gotta make a phone call. I'm gonna call and get rescued.

SPEAKER_00 46:11

Yeah. And Quent fucking loses his shit. Yeah, like what? I don't understand what he smashes the phone. Was it because he's like he wants the 10 grand. Yeah, he's like, This is my job.

SPEAKER_03 46:21

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 46:22

Like, we're gonna do this.

SPEAKER_03 46:24

Uh-huh. Uh-huh.

SPEAKER_00 46:25

Mm-hmm. So after he beats the shit out of the radio with a fucking bat or whatever, I don't even know what it was.

SPEAKER_03 46:31

I think he just like took it and smashed it with his uh hand.

SPEAKER_00 46:36

But then they they shoot another barrel into the shark, then they chase him.

SPEAKER_03 46:41

Right. Like, I don't know if the if it was pulling them.

SPEAKER_00 46:45

No, it wasn't pulling him yet. Okay. They were they were chasing after it. Uh then they shoot another one into it. Uh, and also the chief like has his fucking handgun and he's like pew pew pew. He's like, what is that gonna do?

SPEAKER_03 47:00

Pew pew.

SPEAKER_00 47:02

Um yeah, then uh the nubber gets gets a rope around his ass.

SPEAKER_03 47:07

Such a stupid I wonder if that because it was like ah like I wonder if that was like an accident. I should look that up.

SPEAKER_00 47:15

No, I don't not the way that the angles were. It was all it was set up, but I was I don't know, I don't know why they included that.

SPEAKER_03 47:22

It was kind of dumb.

SPEAKER_00 47:23

I think it was just to show like it can be dangerous on the boat even without the shark. Or you know what I mean?

SPEAKER_03 47:31

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 47:32

Um yeah, because this is where they they they tie, they managed to get the barrels and tie it up. That's why he got like the rope around his ass.

SPEAKER_03 47:42

Oh, okay.

SPEAKER_00 47:43

And then this is where the shark starts pulling the boat backwards.

SPEAKER_03 47:48

Right. And so now they're going against the shark, they're blowing out this fucking motor.

SPEAKER_00 47:53

Yeah, they're like, we need to get it to shallow water. So then Quint's like, we fucking have to, and he's full bore. They're taking on water, right? You know, and he fucking blows the shit out of the engine.

SPEAKER_03 48:10

Oh my god, dumbass.

SPEAKER_00 48:12

Then uh then what do they do? They they decide to uh get Hopper in the fucking cage. Mm-hmm. Put the cage in the water.

SPEAKER_03 48:20

No.

SPEAKER_00 48:21

Because this is what I have. Uh Hopper goes in the cage to try and give the shark the COVID vaccine. But the shark ain't no libtard. Oh god. And makes Hopper drop the vaccine. Uh and and then it was just fucking up the cage. Oh my god, it was so it was like on top of it, like trying to fucking hump the cage. Um, but Hopper was able to stab the fuck out of it with his scoop a knife.

SPEAKER_03 48:50

Something like that.

SPEAKER_00 48:51

But they they lift up the cage finally.

SPEAKER_03 48:54

And Hooper's not in it because he's a little bitch, and what does he do?

SPEAKER_00 48:58

Yeah, Hooper just like goes to the bottom and like hides. Just fucking sits there for a while. Because this this whole thing takes a while. Right. Like it's it's a very long like end scene.

SPEAKER_03 49:12

Yeah. So they bring up the cage, and that's when the fucking shark like gets in like up on the boat.

SPEAKER_00 49:20

Yeah, the shark like fucking belly flops on the side. I know.

SPEAKER_03 49:24

But then it's tipping the boat, and this is where my buddy Quint gets a slow, yeah, slow death.

SPEAKER_00 49:31

Like falls into the shark's mouth. It's pretty fucked up. And then he's like uh like bleeding out of his mouth and stuff. It's like, oh man, Quent, you're my favorite. You're my favorite. Why couldn't he be our dad?

SPEAKER_03 49:46

I don't know.

SPEAKER_00 49:48

We would have an even more fucked up life if Quint was our dad.

SPEAKER_03 49:53

Well, especially if he would have died at 51, because that's how old mom was when she died, too. I would have been an orphan real early on.

SPEAKER_00 49:59

Real quick. Um so yeah, so now the the boat is just sinking really fucking fast.

SPEAKER_03 50:06

Oh, yeah. That's right. Well, but not that fast.

SPEAKER_00 50:09

Well, yeah, it's it's sinking fast, but like also like really slow. Like you would imagine. I think the half of the boat is ripped off at this point.

SPEAKER_03 50:18

Half of the or the Titanic sank faster than the fucker.

SPEAKER_00 50:22

And that was a three-hour movie.

SPEAKER_03 50:24

Seriously.

SPEAKER_00 50:26

Uh so the the chief climbs on on the mast? Is that what it's called?

SPEAKER_03 50:30

I think it's called the mast. Um we're really bad at boat uh terminology.

SPEAKER_00 50:36

I don't we yeah. We're in Nebraska. We are the most landlocked state.

SPEAKER_03 50:40

Oh god, it's so fucking stupid. Uh why do we live here again?

SPEAKER_00 50:44

I don't even know. Fucking tornadoes every other day, it seems like well, maybe if the weather people can get it right. Well, luckily, like Trump is defunding you know weather stations and shit.

SPEAKER_03 51:00

Oh yeah, no more weather balloons.

SPEAKER_00 51:02

Uh anyway, so uh the chief has a gun. And he also stabs the shark a few times.

SPEAKER_03 51:12

Yeah, like is that with a harpoon thing?

SPEAKER_00 51:14

Yeah. But then so he's shooting at the shark. Uh that's like so I don't understand. So the shark was like around him and he managed to stab it, and then it went away, like really far away, and then came back.

SPEAKER_03 51:28

Hadn't to go get a band-aid.

SPEAKER_00 51:29

Yeah. Like, oh. But the shark, so he knew because he shoved the the air tank.

SPEAKER_03 51:35

Right, which was foreshadowing pretty much the whole time that they were getting through.

SPEAKER_00 51:38

They're like, This is compressed air, it can blow us to smetherens. And I'm like, well, it doesn't. It just like out the hole. Like it doesn't blow up.

SPEAKER_03 51:49

Needed to be like an oxygen tank.

SPEAKER_02 51:51

Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 51:52

Right? That you would shoot. I don't know.

SPEAKER_02 51:55

All I know isn't that all of our in an air tank?

SPEAKER_03 51:59

You can't, you're not supposed to smoke. I have to like tell my clients who smoke, hey, before you go outside for your cigarette, can you make sure your oxygen is off, please?

SPEAKER_02 52:10

Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 52:11

Because you'll blow your face up. So um, so yeah, there was a lot of foreshadowing with those fucking tanks. The chief throws one in the shark's mouth.

SPEAKER_00 52:23

Yeah, and it's like he knew that the shark wouldn't eat it and it would just stick there like in it in his cheek, like he's got some chaw.

SPEAKER_03 52:32

Yeah, something like that.

SPEAKER_00 52:33

You know.

SPEAKER_03 52:34

And it's one of the also most iconic um where he says it says, smile, you son of a bitch.

SPEAKER_00 52:44

And he gets that last shot and then cablamo. The shark blows the fuck up.

SPEAKER_03 52:50

He was a terrible shot the entire movie until this one time.

SPEAKER_00 52:54

So that's also and it was like he knew he was like calling his pocket, you know? Yeah. It's like smile, you son of a bitch, and then poo.

SPEAKER_03 53:01

Yeah, I'm gonna get this one.

SPEAKER_00 53:02

Even though he just shot like eight times and completely missed. Just totally missed the fuck out of that. Mm-hmm. And then Hopper shows up like a little fucking bitch. What a bitch. He's like, Oh, thanks for doing all the hard work.

SPEAKER_03 53:14

Yeah. Oh, I'm really glad you could use my compressed air tank.

SPEAKER_00 53:19

Yeah. And that's and then uh then they use the a couple of barrels to uh paddle back to shore. There's still fucking sharks in the fucking water.

SPEAKER_03 53:30

But it would have been it would have been funnier if it would have been like like the rose door from the Titanic.

SPEAKER_00 53:39

And then everybody's like, well, both of them could have fit on there.

SPEAKER_03 53:43

Yeah. Exactly.

SPEAKER_00 53:44

But that's the end of Jaws.

SPEAKER_03 53:47

Oh, so good. Such an iconic movie.

SPEAKER_00 53:50

You wanna you wanna rate this bitch and give it a rating?

SPEAKER_03 53:53

Oh god. I mean, other than like the weird turtlenecks and some random shit, it's so iconic that I have to give it in like the upper nineties, like a 97. I want to give it a 97.

SPEAKER_00 54:07

97. That good, huh?

SPEAKER_03 54:08

I just I was it it destroyed me for a while as a child because I was so scared of the side.

SPEAKER_00 54:17

I think that like it it scarred a lot of people.

SPEAKER_03 54:20

Oh my god. I didn't get in lake water anymore. Um, I remember going, we went on a sailboat, I think in Lake Michigan, was terrified.

SPEAKER_00 54:29

There are sharks in the first like four Great Lakes.

SPEAKER_03 54:32

Oh, I'm sure. There's fucking huge shit in there.

SPEAKER_00 54:35

Like freshwater sharks, though.

SPEAKER_03 54:37

I don't know, but it it ruined me. Even we had a pool and I wouldn't go in the deep end ever for the longest time because I thought there was gonna be a shark.

SPEAKER_02 54:48

What you had a pool?

SPEAKER_03 54:49

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 54:51

Fancy.

SPEAKER_03 54:52

Mom liked the water.

SPEAKER_02 54:54

Oh.

SPEAKER_03 54:56

And then she made us fill it in.

SPEAKER_00 54:59

What you had like an in-ground pool?

SPEAKER_03 55:01

No, it was like kind of dug in. Like you know how they had the ones that you would like to dug.

SPEAKER_00 55:07

Like halfway sort of. And I remember it was like Was that just so that like it wouldn't freeze? Or why was that?

SPEAKER_03 55:15

I think I think well, because you're in fucking Nebraska, the tundra.

SPEAKER_00 55:20

Yeah, where it's uh negative 40 or 150 degrees.

SPEAKER_03 55:24

Exactly.

SPEAKER_00 55:26

Uh but so I I'll give this it is a really good movie, even though it's not a fucking horror movie. I'll give it 90 not horror points.

unknown 55:38

Whatever.

SPEAKER_03 55:40

That's a pretty good score. Okay. I'm glad. I'm glad that you liked it. I mean, I had to watch it again because even though I've seen it a thousand times, it had been a hot minute. So um, but yeah, Jaws. If you haven't seen it, fucking watch it.

SPEAKER_00 55:54

Mm-hmm.

SPEAKER_03 55:55

And be careful in the waters.

SPEAKER_00 55:57

Well, and if you haven't seen it, what the fuck are you doing with your life? And why are you listening to this podcast? Like seriously. Like go fucking watch a movie. I know really.

SPEAKER_03 56:08

We're gonna go swimming.

SPEAKER_00 56:09

Yeah.

unknown 56:09

Okay.

SPEAKER_00 56:10

Like always, please pretend to be kind to each other. Like and subscribe and do all that uh fun stuff. Glad you made it to the end of this episode. It's probably pretty fucking long. That's a good one though. Yeah. But we love ya.

SPEAKER_03 56:28

See you next time.

SPEAKER_02 56:29

Bye.

SPEAKER_03 56:29

Peace.