Episode 43: Oddities and Curiosity Expo 2026

This week we travel to the far away land of Omaha for an expo of strange stuff. We also talk about all of the people we saw and the stuff we bought.

Transcript

SPEAKER_00 0:00

Welcome everybody to Comedyville Horror Podcast. We are your host. I'm Russ. I'm Tosh. And with us, we have a guest, our niece, Sabella. Wanna say something?

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Oh, hello.

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So if you can't read for some reason and you clicked on this video, we are at the Oddities and Curiosity Expat Expo at the CHI Center. The fact that this is named after a fucking hospital.

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Yeah, kind of weird.

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Trying to type it in and get this place is a fucking nightmare for the case.

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We literally did that on the way here. I know. Clinics.

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It was all of the above. It needs to have a completely different name because it's literally CHI Health Center. Yeah. Not event center.

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Yeah, it's stupid. It's convention center or something.

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Yeah.

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Anyways, there are some quite interesting folks here. Yeah. I just saw a lady.

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Apparently a people watching.

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Oh, there was a lady with her mouth open and some like weird contraption, and she was just drooling all over herself. That was a guy. It was pretty disgusting. It was a chick for sure. It was really gross. We've seen furries.

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Um you can buy furry butt plugs. You can buy all sorts of shit.

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You can buy Barbie dolls with chicken, real live, well, once alive, chicken heads. Those are quite frightening.

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They have other things here too. They do uh like sideshows and oh yeah, uh like performing things. They also do classes.

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Yeah, there's like a taxidermy class. Last year I actually did a pinning of the death moth, which is really cool. Maybe I'll I'll show you a picture of it and you can throw it up there.

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Okay. I saw uh because I was looking at the the taxidermy. Yeah to do like a whole raccoon like head thing, and it was like fucking $400.

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I and I'm like, I just feel like I'm gonna buy the weird shit, right? We talked about that.

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But like a class to do it, so it's like you're doing it. Like, yeah, they supply with the stuff, but it's like $400 fucking dollars.

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I know they supplied my death moth.

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On our way here, we I saw a fucking dead raccoon on the side of the road.

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Like, you could have just done it.

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Just bring it, just flop, flop it on the table. All the maggots and all. Can I get a discount?

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Yeah.

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So gross. Speaking of um purchasing taxidermy, Sabella, we were at one of the taxidermy booths, and she got a mystery bag. The theme is rabbits, right?

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So I have a pet rabbit.

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She does have a pet rabbit named Captain Jack Sparrow. Captain Jack Sparrow. Um, so we're gonna have her open it now and see what cool items she got in her mystery bag. So excited. What is it? Is it a head?

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Stop it. You just said oh, and an ear.

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There's still flesh on it. And a rabbit head. Oh, you gotta hold these up. Um, it is literally a rabbit head.

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You almost have enough for a whole rabbit. Um just put it together. There's like a puzzle piece.

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It's an ear, a a baby foot, a tail.

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That one is a huge foot. Jesus.

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Is that a f Flemish giant rabbit? Why does that look like a I don't know? How do you feel about your mystery bag? I like it.

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It's not bad for 25 bucks, really.

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Seriously. There was one that said puppy paws and what was it?

unknown 4:05

And tails.

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And tails. That to me is that's that's wrong.

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But there have you noticed there's a lot like a lot of these taxidermy booths will have a like a whole section of like mystery bag shit.

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Well, I or like a giant bin of like squirrels. Like, I I don't know who just has all of these.

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Yeah, it's not even it's not even taxidermy, they're just dead squirrels.

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They are, they're like flat.

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Yeah, they're still full of guts.

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I don't know. Um, so yeah, it's been quite fun, interesting.

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We're having a good time here. We're mosing around, seeing what's fun, I guess. What's odd? There's just so many strange people here.

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So many weird shit we've seen.

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But I feel like I feel like we fit in, but you don't.

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I'm wearing Halloween colors.

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It's I'm being racist.

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It's because I'm a ginger.

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So uh yeah, we'll probably we'll show some shit some other we'll go through again and hit our favorite places or whatnot.

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Yeah, cool. So so stay tuned. More to come.

SPEAKER_00 5:17

Yeah.

unknown 5:18

All right.

SPEAKER_00 5:18

As you can tell, we're back in the studio, and by studio I mean a room. You're fucking workout room. Whatever. How how often do you work out in this room?

SPEAKER_02 5:31

As you can tell, all the time.

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Yeah, like it literally nothing has moved.

SPEAKER_02 5:35

That is bullshit. Fuck off, see? My weight fell off. Look at these guns.

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Okay. So so this is the next day from our trip to the Oddities. Oddities expo. Um It was a good time, actually.

SPEAKER_02 5:56

I had a really good time.

SPEAKER_00 5:58

So and you hadn't been to the one to any of the ones before. No, I haven't been to that one.

SPEAKER_02 6:05

No. I went to the smaller one, the whatever that that one guy put on.

SPEAKER_00 6:11

Yeah. I do want to say though, this year it seemed like there wasn't as much.

SPEAKER_02 6:19

Well, so I did see they were talking about it on the news this morning, and they're like, oh, it's your last day that you can go, blah, blah, blah. And they were showing clips, and I was like, well, I didn't see that there at all. And it was, I think, clips from last year.

SPEAKER_01 6:31

Yeah, probably.

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I was like, well, oh, that's weird because that that looks like way more booths.

unknown 6:38

Yeah.

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And it's vendors, whatever. And that's the thing, is like last year I think there was a wider variety of things. Like there was so much different st type of stuff last year. And this year it seemed like it was a lot of the fucking same thing over and over and over and over.

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Except for that one dude that made the felt like faces and stuff.

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Yeah.

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That was pretty cool.

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The the furries? Did you did you notice that?

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Oh no, I'm talking about the one booth though.

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No, yeah.

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Where he did the killer clowns from outer space, and then he had the people and the cocoon, like the cotton candy cocoons. I almost bought one of those, but they weren't really expensive.

SPEAKER_00 7:16

Well, and the fucking prices.

SPEAKER_02 7:19

It's so stupid. I took people's business cards because I'm praying that like when I go to their websites, it's gonna be way less money. It was convention.

SPEAKER_00 7:29

Yeah, prices. Prices. Because so, you know, I'm a big fancy girl and I collect uranium glass. It was double, if not more, than double the price at a fucking antique shop.

SPEAKER_02 7:46

Oh, really?

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I'm like See, I don't know.

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Because I'm not a collector. Because I'm not an 85-year-old woman.

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Well, I'm I I know we know Roberta.

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You're Roberta.

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Nancy.

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Um Why am I Nancy?

SPEAKER_00 8:01

I don't know. I don't know about Nancy. And who I could be true, she names their kid Nancy anymore. That's such a that that is definitely That's like an older for sure.

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That's an older name. So is Roberta? Um Okay, furries. Let's go back to the furries. So as you were already inside, as my our our sorry, our niece and I were parking and coming in.

SPEAKER_00 8:31

Well, so I wasn't in the the thing yet. You were just in the walkway. Yeah, because I had a shit.

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But I will say we had to stand at we had to wait at the cross walk. Uh Did you see the furry that we were walking behind when I came in?

SPEAKER_00 8:46

Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.

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And Sabella looked at me and she's like, 'cause it was like Is that a fucking tail?

SPEAKER_00 8:50

It was just uh normal clothes. Well, not normal. Nobody at this fucking convention was normal. No. You were the most normal fucking person there.

SPEAKER_02 8:59

Yeah. Roberta over here said, Um, well, I look like I fit. You look, or Sabella looks like she fits, and you don't. I'm like, I'm wearing Halloween colors.

SPEAKER_00 9:09

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 9:09

Oh fuck. You're right.

SPEAKER_00 9:12

You're not alternative enough. Uh this hair is so it was weird because I saw so many people that I knew there.

SPEAKER_02 9:18

Oh. And yeah, you did have people that like walked up to you, and I was like, even people that I'm like, that's surprising that you're here. Really? So you know, like I did see a couple of people from the healthcare industry that I was like, oh, yeah. Oh, that makes sense. And then I hid.

SPEAKER_00 9:38

Uh but oh it's so it was so funny because you got your tickets ahead of time.

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I knew, yes.

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And so I ordered them online. Me and my wife uh walked right up to the ticket thing, got in immediately. There was not a line. You waited in line for fucking ever to get in for the tickets that you already fucking had.

SPEAKER_02 10:01

Okay, but that's because the lady it wouldn't toggle over to the second ticket, and she's like, you have to back out of it. I don't know why it's doing it. So everybody had to like back out and like do like their multiple tickets. So that's what took so long. Otherwise, it would have been lickety split. So we are walking in and there's people with tails.

SPEAKER_00 10:20

Um Did you see some of the people had like animatronic tails? Did you see that shit?

SPEAKER_02 10:28

No.

SPEAKER_00 10:28

Some of them like were like fucking like wagging and shit.

SPEAKER_02 10:34

Nope, I tried to uh just not look.

unknown 10:36

Fuck.

SPEAKER_00 10:38

I I don't get the tail thing.

SPEAKER_02 10:40

I don't either.

SPEAKER_00 10:40

And you know what? If if that's your thing, that's your thing. Yeah, it's not my thing. Not my thing. I would never wear a tail unless it's attached to a butt plug. Oh, did I tell you fucking my friends? Uh they they bought a fox.

SPEAKER_02 10:57

I saw the fox. I saw the pairing. That fox looked fucking messed up.

SPEAKER_00 11:03

Well, that's why they got it so cheap. Like that that big ass fox, they got it real cheap. Okay, well. Uh but like I was having some problems. They're like, it's missing a tail, and I'm like, you should uh attach a foxtail to a butt plug and put it in it. Ew. I'm like, that's funny.

SPEAKER_01 11:22

That's so not.

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No. Mm-hmm. Mm-mm. We saw some wild shit though. Some weird ass taxidermy.

SPEAKER_01 11:31

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 11:31

Um there was a good photo here, there were Barbie dolls with chicken heads. There was also a taxidermy fish, maybe, with a doll head attached instead of a fish head. There's some I I just I want to know when somebody just like has that epiphany that they're like, you know what I could do? I could take all of these Barbie dolls and put a fucking taxidermy chicken head or a squirrel head on it or a mouse head.

SPEAKER_00 12:07

It's been done a lot. I did like uh those fucking chicken heads that had the lights in them.

SPEAKER_02 12:14

I know.

SPEAKER_00 12:14

I those were like those were pretty cool. Those were really fucking They were kind of creepy though. Yeah, exactly. Wow where it's like it kind of hits a different nerve.

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Yeah.

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There there was a a lot of good stuff there though.

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Oh, there's some some things that I actually took pictures of that I'm like, I could make that, and so I'm totally naked.

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Yeah.

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Not from a taxidermy standpoint, but like those pictures, that was like a motivational saying that said like, your mom does anal or like something super random.

SPEAKER_00 12:43

Do you remember those like inspirational posters that's exactly businesses? Yes. Where it was like in there. Yeah, but it was like it had like a black background. Oh yeah. You know? And then there for a while there was a whole bunch of like funny ones.

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Oh, super inappropriate.

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Uh bring that back.

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That's like I know.

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There was that booth that I got uh Oh, some pretty great koozies. These these koozies.

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You can read this. It says can full of cum.

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Mm-hmm. And then this one says, uh, show me that butthole.

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Yeah. I'm real classy. It's it's just I also love that on the news this morning it said it's family friendly.

SPEAKER_00 13:24

There's a lot of stuff there that is not.

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This is not family friendly. Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 13:29

Um I think it's they allow children in there.

SPEAKER_02 13:34

How about the guy that was walking around with the pink shirt that said sugar tits?

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Oh, I know.

SPEAKER_02 13:39

He was awesome. And if you're listening, sir.

SPEAKER_00 13:43

He's not.

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I know you're not. Um Mr.

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Mr. Sugar Tits.

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Oh my god.

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That's his name.

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I think we're gonna make sugar tit shirts. Oh god. I'm so we're doing it.

SPEAKER_00 13:52

Oh yeah, we need to.

SPEAKER_02 13:53

Yep, done. I already I already got my friend on it, so really? Oh, I totally told her about it last night and I was like, can you make these shirts? Because she's got like a cricket or whatever. I'm like, we need those. Thank you. So be prepared, everyone. You're gonna see us and have sugar tits.

SPEAKER_00 14:09

We will have shirts. Have sugar tits. Um did you see the booth that had the art was great, like the photography?

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I bought some pieces of art that are so cool. I'm pretty pumped. I'm gonna frame them.

SPEAKER_00 14:25

But it was awkward because there was a bunch of this woman nude. Oh, don't remember. And then she was there selling it.

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Yeah.

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It's kind of like, oh, oh, sweet baby girl, have someone else.

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Right.

SPEAKER_00 14:42

There's a lot of fucking creeps here.

SPEAKER_02 14:44

Well, and I kind of also felt like I think there were two booths like that, and she was there. I don't know.

SPEAKER_00 14:52

It was the one like right as you come in on the corner.

SPEAKER_02 14:55

Oh, okay, no, I know which one you're talking about.

SPEAKER_00 14:57

Yeah, she should have She should have had someone else selling it.

SPEAKER_02 15:00

Yeah, I agree. But there was one of those.

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Because there was a lot of photos of her nude.

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There was a bunch of them towards the back by the bathroom. And I think you guys were off looking at something. I took, I was like, Sabella, let's go look at these. And I was like, oh. It was like a Viking woman, like full nude. I'm like, okay.

SPEAKER_00 15:20

Like, well, and it's art is art.

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I know.

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I mean it's beautiful, but But I think uh at a place where people are real fucking weird.

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Super weird.

SPEAKER_00 15:30

Uh separate the art from the artist and have someone else fucking because probably. You know there's a guy just fucking jerking it. Like dear God. In in fucking plain sight. I bet cops were called.

SPEAKER_02 15:45

I will say in the bathroom. So after you guys left, yeah, I think so. Um Bells and I went back in because you know we had our stamp just to like look at a couple of other things that like the line was way too long before that that was it's a convention.

SPEAKER_00 16:02

There's fucking there's a lot of people. So like waiting in line to just look at some stuff. Not like that.

SPEAKER_02 16:09

Yeah, it kind of sucks.

SPEAKER_00 16:10

Not that's not what I'm about.

SPEAKER_02 16:12

Um, but I went to the bathroom and it smelled like a dirty snatch. So bad. It was so disgusting.

SPEAKER_00 16:21

But that's the people though. That's the people there.

SPEAKER_02 16:23

Yes, it was so close. I was like, oh my god, I'm gonna throw up. I'm gonna throw up. So I think we looked at like maybe two other booths after that, I was like, it's time to go. Like it was quite wild. I mean, even the cars had ears on them. Like when we pulled into the parking lot, there was like a cat car had fucking ears on it. There was like a cat uh cat stickers all over it.

SPEAKER_00 16:45

People watching though? Like I could if I could have sat like in the middle in a chair and just fucking watched people, I would have done it all fucking day long.

SPEAKER_01 16:53

Mm-hmm.

SPEAKER_00 16:53

Because it's like going to Vegas. The whole point of going to Vegas is to just fucking people watch.

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Right.

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Like I I love looking at all the fucking freaks and geeks.

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Oh, I could just sit on a park bench and just watch.

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It's oh I know.

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That that was yeah.

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That that was probably the best part.

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How about well the one that had like the do you remember that game where it's like the plaster creation that goes around? It's called like speak out or something like that.

SPEAKER_00 17:20

Where it it m it shows your teeth. Yeah. There's gums and your teeth. The guitar player wears that.

SPEAKER_02 17:26

Okay, well, that chick was definitely like No, it was it was a female because I saw her with a guy and I saw her.

SPEAKER_03 17:34

That doesn't mean anything.

SPEAKER_02 17:34

Oh, okay. It was a girl. But then like she had like costume makeup. So I don't know if she was doing maybe one of the acts on the stage, which we never went.

SPEAKER_00 17:43

I don't think so because I watched them because they were like right in front of you.

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Um multiple times.

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Buying a ticket.

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She was drooling because clearly, if you have your mouth open that whole time, it was drooling, like coming down on her dress. It was fucking sick. I like and I saw her multiple times. So clearly it's just drool all day long.

SPEAKER_00 18:08

How do you stay hydrated? I don't have a a fucking a spray bottle just.

SPEAKER_02 18:13

I hope somebody's just shooting her in the mouth. Dear God.

SPEAKER_00 18:17

It was um We were gonna buy some drinks, but holy fucking Christ.

SPEAKER_02 18:23

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 18:24

This this needs to stop. Fifteen dollars. Rice gouging for one what size is that?

SPEAKER_02 18:32

A 20 ounce? It wasn't a 40 ounce.

SPEAKER_00 18:35

Yeah, it was slightly bigger than like a a normal bigger than that.

SPEAKER_02 18:41

Yeah. But got a potato licking himself over here.

SPEAKER_00 18:44

It was that that's my biggest thing about like concert venues and like all this shit.

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To get in, you got fears.

SPEAKER_00 18:54

Exactly. Like, why is it so fucking expensive to have a fucking drink or eat?

SPEAKER_02 19:00

I don't know. If I would have known that nobody was going to check my purse, I probably would have brought in my own. You know what I mean?

SPEAKER_00 19:07

Getting fucking shit faced on fucking room temperature wine.

SPEAKER_02 19:12

Or something. I don't know. I'm sure a pop was less expensive. Maybe not, but probably not. Like I could have brought my Mio in like a shooter.

SPEAKER_00 19:22

Mm-hmm.

SPEAKER_02 19:22

Dumb. Wasn't thinking. Well, I did have my niece, our niece.

SPEAKER_00 19:27

Yeah. Well, and it was kind of early when we were there. Oh well. Fuck it.

SPEAKER_02 19:31

It wasn't that early. Um, okay, so let's go back to uh some of our purchases. I got look at him. It's a beaver skull. Isn't he cute?

SPEAKER_00 19:45

It is pretty it's pretty neat seeing uh and this was a good deal.

SPEAKER_02 19:50

I got him for 20 bucks.

SPEAKER_00 19:52

Yeah. You can try and talk him down?

SPEAKER_02 19:55

No.

SPEAKER_00 19:55

Could have got it for 15.

SPEAKER_02 19:56

You're probably right, but they had all sorts of Which that's actually a good price for that. Raccoon penises and things.

SPEAKER_00 20:04

Cause I've seen usually I've seen like a lot of beaver beaver schools like 35, 40 bucks. Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 20:12

So that's actually there were some other places, but that was that one with all the pelts, right, when you walked in. I mean the pelts were really cool too, but I don't know. What am I gonna do with a pelt? Wear it?

SPEAKER_00 20:23

Yeah. I know. So I felt like I needed to buy something there.

SPEAKER_02 20:28

Well, you did.

SPEAKER_00 20:29

Well, yeah.

SPEAKER_02 20:29

Look at how cute it is. Can you guys see it? Show show everyone.

SPEAKER_00 20:34

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 20:34

Well I mean I know we did, but Yeah, we did.

SPEAKER_00 20:37

But it's uh little raccoons raccoons given the finger.

SPEAKER_02 20:42

Yep, I got the possum. Um actually when I was about ready to leave, some lady tried to cut me off in the um parking lot, and so I quick grabbed my possum finger and flipped her off with it.

SPEAKER_00 20:56

You sound like cut you out because so right by the entrance, there's a huge long line of people like waiting to like look at this vendor. You're just like, I'm not waiting out. And you just like literally just fucking cut in front of everybody. Fucking I kind of did. People were standing there for a long time.

SPEAKER_02 21:19

Well, I'm like, what are we waiting for? I just kept looking and I go, is this the line? And nobody said anything to me. And I'm walking.

SPEAKER_00 21:25

You're like, uh, white privilege.

SPEAKER_02 21:28

I didn't fit in. Yeah, exactly.

SPEAKER_00 21:30

They're like, what's this fucking What's this normie doing here? What's this CEO of a company doing here?

SPEAKER_02 21:37

Shut up. God. Uh yeah, I did. I just walked right in front and there was a really cute purse that I almost bought. I was kind of hoping that there would have been there was like just that one clothing place where you're like, Oh, I just bought this yesterday.

SPEAKER_00 21:51

Yeah, I literally I ordered something online. More on. And then that fucking place was there. I could have saved like fucking $15 or something. I know. Seriously.

SPEAKER_02 21:59

But I was

SPEAKER_00 22:00

Because I I didn't know if they would be there.

SPEAKER_02 22:02

That was the only cloth like clothing place. But then that one place where you got these koozies had some shirts that were what was the one?

SPEAKER_00 22:12

Uh I am shoplifting or well that was at a different one, but yeah, what does it say?

SPEAKER_02 22:21

Yeah. Something.

SPEAKER_00 22:22

It was so silly. Uh and then there was the like a horror movie that had a bunch of shirts and stuff. And that was kind of cool because it had like movies that like nobody fucking usually has.

SPEAKER_02 22:38

Uh the craft or the needlepoint. That those were fun too.

SPEAKER_00 22:43

I have like 10 billion t-shirts I don't need anymore. Um But so like all in all, this fucking I thought it was great. Yeah. And I like so the other one that we went to uh at SoCool or whatever the fuck it's called now.

SPEAKER_02 23:00

Oh yeah.

SPEAKER_00 23:01

That is so tight. And you cannot fucking walk around in there.

SPEAKER_02 23:06

Well, especially when you go upstairs and you're like down the little like balcony area. They're like all up against the wall.

SPEAKER_00 23:13

Yeah, and then it's like you go down and then you're like, oh fuck, like now I have to go back.

SPEAKER_02 23:17

But that's where I did my um that death moth that class I learned how to do the yeah. I I mean the taxidermy one, I don't know. I don't really I would rather just buy it. I don't think I need to like learn how to do it.

SPEAKER_00 23:30

I do I do like bad taxidermy though.

SPEAKER_02 23:33

Okay, there's so, so much bad taxidermy. Like so I'm on the mission for a uh jack-alope.

SPEAKER_01 23:43

Right?

SPEAKER_02 23:44

Is that what it's called?

SPEAKER_00 23:44

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 23:45

They were $300. They were so expensive.

SPEAKER_00 23:48

Yeah, it was outrageous.

SPEAKER_02 23:50

I think the cheapest one was $250 and it looked really rough. Um, so I don't know. I'm if anybody knows of where I can find a jackalope for a decent price, let me know. That looks not Yeah, that looked like a fucking jackalope and not a domestic rat or rap rabbit.

SPEAKER_00 24:11

A fucking but creature.

SPEAKER_02 24:14

Or I like the one that I was like, oh, it's $2.50. But it had like devil horns on it. I'm like, uh if I'm gonna do it, like I I don't need to do it.

SPEAKER_00 24:20

Yeah, I saw that like I I liked it, but then I was like, this doesn't look right.

SPEAKER_02 24:25

Yeah. Yeah, I don't know. It's kind of weird. So yeah, it was a good time. Um I know Sabella had a great time. She's so excited about her little duck with uh a cowboy hat and a little little bandana.

SPEAKER_00 24:40

Yeah. So cute. Yeah, that's my wife got a a little witch duck.

SPEAKER_02 24:45

Super cute.

SPEAKER_00 24:46

Oh, I know.

SPEAKER_02 24:47

Uh I already have a two-headed one, so guess I didn't need that.

SPEAKER_00 24:51

Why why don't we fucking why don't we rate this bitch?

SPEAKER_02 24:55

Oh. Well, I will say with the amount of vendors compared to the one at the Admiral or whatever.

SPEAKER_01 25:01

Mm-hmm.

SPEAKER_02 25:02

I mean, way more vendors, way more just people from all over too. Like that like one of the art pieces, the guy was from Portland that I bought, and he was super nice, just totally giving us discounts or deals.

SPEAKER_00 25:15

I did want to talk to some of the people, like see where they're from, and like uh learn about how because they travel with that thing, and it's like, so how do you like plan for like how much stuff you're gonna fucking sell at each one?

SPEAKER_02 25:30

Like, I mean, they've probably been and then when it's how it's gone, it's gone. I mean Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 25:35

Or they're less. Like there's like art of like they make these pieces. Yeah. How do you keep it going?

SPEAKER_02 25:44

Do you just you try to figure out how much you need and pray you got shit in a trailer in the parking lot?

SPEAKER_00 25:51

Yeah, exactly.

SPEAKER_02 25:52

I mean you probably have to for the next day.

SPEAKER_00 25:54

Yeah, it's like you have to like restock. I wonder if they they make like how many stops they're gonna be at. They make like one for each stop, you know, like multiple of the same things.

SPEAKER_02 26:07

Oh, I'm sure.

SPEAKER_00 26:08

And if it sells at that place, then then it's gone. Yeah, right? You don't put it in the case.

SPEAKER_02 26:14

I mean it's like a craft fair. Like I have friends that you know, they make jewelry and all that stuff, and so they're like, Oh god, we gotta we gotta make more because we have this next craft fair coming up, you know.

SPEAKER_00 26:24

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 26:24

But when it's gone, it's gone.

SPEAKER_00 26:25

So that sounds like a fucking nightmare.

SPEAKER_02 26:27

No shit. But I mean, I give it uh people watching, that's like a good That's a good 115. For sure. Um I say, you know, vendor wise and artistic wise or whatever, I give it a good like ninety. There was some weird shit that I was like, uh I would say though I think because I had been to it last year, I would say like this year is like 80. Oh, just because there wasn't as many just different like options.

SPEAKER_00 27:00

Yeah, it was a a lot of the same stuff over and over. And also I saw in a few of the booths 3D printed shit. We need to fucking stop with the 3D printed shit.

SPEAKER_01 27:12

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 27:13

Like that's not art. You're literally just fucking like a machine is fucking making it for you.

SPEAKER_02 27:21

Yeah, but you have to like put the idea together of like what you mix with whatever.

SPEAKER_00 27:27

Most of the time they're just downloading a file.

SPEAKER_02 27:31

Well, I don't know.

SPEAKER_00 27:32

Yeah. Like it it should not be. And it's always at like craft fairs where you'll see the stupid fucking dragons and shit. Oh, yeah, that's a good thing. Stop fucking I know, but people play on your computer.

SPEAKER_02 27:49

And make it.

SPEAKER_00 27:49

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 27:50

Um, but lots of different taxidermy. I just wish it was a little bit cheaper so I could add to my collection. But yeah. That's I mean I got I got a possum flipping flipping someone off, so game on.

SPEAKER_00 28:02

Yeah. It was good though. Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 28:04

I give it a good uh I'm gonna give it a a overall like maybe ninety, ninety-five for what it is. I mean, there it was weird shit.

SPEAKER_00 28:13

So yeah, I I'd say anybody like that has an oddity expo near you, go to it.

SPEAKER_02 28:21

Like check it out. Yeah, it's just to people watch even. Bring your own booze.

SPEAKER_00 28:26

Yeah, yeah, definitely sneak in your own booze. For sure.

unknown 28:29

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 28:30

And do crack because you'll fit in if you do crack there. I don't know.

SPEAKER_02 28:35

There was a lot. Something.

SPEAKER_00 28:37

There was a lot of fucking crackheads.

SPEAKER_02 28:38

No kidding.

SPEAKER_00 28:39

And it's like, how did you have the $20 to get in here?

SPEAKER_01 28:43

I know.

SPEAKER_00 28:44

Who knows? They stole it from their grandma.

SPEAKER_01 28:47

Right.

unknown 28:48

Okay.

SPEAKER_00 28:48

All right. Bye. All right. We're we just got done at the expo. And we we got a few things.

SPEAKER_02 28:58

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 28:59

Uh there's a lot there to see. So many booths. Uh so many little things.

SPEAKER_02 29:05

They're so intricate. Like little bugs and little things and all the things.

SPEAKER_00 29:11

So much stuff to steal.

SPEAKER_02 29:13

That is true.

SPEAKER_00 29:13

I did not steal anything.

SPEAKER_02 29:15

I didn't either, unfortunately.

SPEAKER_00 29:16

Wink. Uh we did get a little bit of taxidermy.

SPEAKER_02 29:20

We did.

SPEAKER_00 29:21

I don't know if you can even see.

SPEAKER_02 29:23

Um, yep, that's a raccoon.

SPEAKER_00 29:25

Yeah. Given the finger.

SPEAKER_02 29:26

And mine is a possum, given the finger. I'm very excited about this. Um, Sabella also got another mystery bag. Bring it over. She hasn't opened it yet.

SPEAKER_00 29:35

What it does this one have a check.

SPEAKER_02 29:37

Does it have a it just says an evidence bag?

SPEAKER_00 29:41

Alright. It could be anything.

SPEAKER_02 29:42

Break it open. Let's see what you got. Oh no. Oh, an alligator foot!

SPEAKER_00 29:54

A paw.

SPEAKER_02 30:01

That's kind of lame. Okay. What else we got in here?

SPEAKER_01 30:06

Something in a. What is that?

SPEAKER_02 30:08

What are those? Teeth? Are those teeth?

SPEAKER_01 30:11

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 30:12

Oh, that's stick. And some. Is this a this might be a raccoon penis? I'm pretty sure it is.

SPEAKER_00 30:22

Ew, that's gross. Okay.

SPEAKER_02 30:24

I did. And there's stickers in there. I mean, that's fun.

SPEAKER_01 30:28

Not too bad.

SPEAKER_02 30:29

Yeah, I like the the gator foot. That's fun.

SPEAKER_00 30:32

Yeah. Yeah. It was a good experience.

SPEAKER_02 30:34

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 30:34

Uh, but we're done because there's so many people in there.

SPEAKER_02 30:37

Yeah, there's a lot of people.

SPEAKER_00 30:38

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 30:39

So you guys got shit to do.

SPEAKER_00 30:41

Yeah. We'll see you in the next one.

SPEAKER_02 30:44

Peace.

SPEAKER_00 30:45

Bye.