EP 21 - Straight Up. 🍸 Extra Dirty: Love, Lies, and the Spotlight

EP 21 - Straight Up. 🍸 Extra Dirty: Love, Lies, and the Spotlight

What happens when the “perfect couple” image starts to feel… a little too perfect? 👀

In this episode of Straight Up. Extra Dirty., we get into the conversation surrounding Nicole Kidman and Keith Urban—the headlines, the rumors, and the details people can’t stop dissecting.

But this isn’t just about them.

This is about how we all engage with relationships in the spotlight.
How quickly we build narratives.
How easily perception becomes “truth.”
And why people are so invested in watching both love stories… and their unraveling.

We break down:

• The pressure behind maintaining a public image
• The subtle moments people read into (and sometimes reach for)
• How media and social platforms amplify speculation
• And the psychology behind why audiences are drawn to both perfection and chaos

Straight Up. Extra Dirty. means we’re not here to play it safe.
We’re here to say what people are thinking—and unpack what’s really going on beneath the surface.

If you’ve ever questioned what’s real vs. what’s presented… this one’s for you.

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🍸 Straight Up. Extra Dirty.

Hosted by:
🎙️ L.A. Marchesi
🎙️ Mikey G

Transcript

SPEAKER_02 0:12

Welcome back to Straight Up and Extra Dirty with LA Marcese and Micah G. Welcome, welcome, welcome. My God, what a fing week did we have!

SPEAKER_00 0:25

Crazy.

SPEAKER_02 0:26

Well, actually, it's not even the week, it's the month. I mean, there's so much crazy nonsense going on here.

SPEAKER_00 0:31

Insanity.

SPEAKER_02 0:32

Oh my god. Okay, I am completely obsessed. Upset. I don't even know where to begin with this.

SPEAKER_00 0:40

Devastated.

SPEAKER_02 0:40

Do you even know what I'm talking about?

SPEAKER_00 0:42

I know what you're gonna say. I know what you're gonna say.

SPEAKER_02 0:44

I don't even understand it. I had every hope, every like I was like, I love them. I saw him in concert. I've I watched her on film. Yes, they're the opposites, and opposites attract, and that's cool, but what the f happened to Keith Urban and Nicole Kidman?

SPEAKER_00 1:05

I don't know, man. Something's gotta be up, man.

SPEAKER_02 1:09

No, seriously, like they are talking like they they're like getting divorced. Like it's straight up. They're getting divorced. They they got this whole thing settled out before it even hit the news. I'm obsessing over this stuff. Like, seriously, I'm obsessing over it. Like, you know I know.

SPEAKER_00 1:27

I wonder what happened. Do you think, um, do you think maybe there could be some infidelity there?

SPEAKER_02 1:32

Or there's always infidelity. Jesus Christmas. Like nobody like just breaks up because, you know what, I wake up, I don't like you anymore. Somebody's making you not like that person.

SPEAKER_00 1:44

Yeah, but like celebrities do, like, like, what do they call that? This the not a DNR of what the fruit is. Do not resuscitate. No, the thing that you sign, like when you hook up with somebody, like an NDA? NDA, yes. Nondisclosure, yes.

SPEAKER_01 2:01

Alright, don't say a DNR. I didn't mean I didn't mean to say the wrong thing. What are you talking about?

SPEAKER_02 2:08

Oh my god, I'm talking about a celebrity breakup that I am absolutely shocked about. And you're talking about DNR?

SPEAKER_00 2:13

Well, I feel like I need a DNR after finding out about them splitting up. Like, what the f like.

SPEAKER_02 2:18

I know, I know. My heart is absolutely broken with this one. Because I really thought they had it all. Like, after leaving, like Tom Cruise, like she was like, she figured it out, like, you know, like just you know, I mean, I I would run from Tom Cruise, sorry. I was ne listen, I grew I grew up in his era. I was a little I was younger than him, but he was like supposed to be the idol. I was never a Tom Cruise. You ask anybody that knows me, I was not a Tom Cruise fan. I loved risky business, I love Top Gun, but I liked, but you know who I liked? I liked Val Kilner in in Top Gun.

SPEAKER_00 2:54

Because he had a little more grit.

SPEAKER_02 2:55

Of course.

SPEAKER_00 2:56

Like Tom Cruise was like a little more pretty boy.

SPEAKER_02 2:58

Like, you know, like Yeah, he no, he just reminded me of every guy I went to high school with. Like boring, boring, boring, boring, boring. That's what he reminded me of.

SPEAKER_01 3:06

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 3:07

But let me go back to this this like, no. Do I think there's infidelity? I mean, I don't know because there's a lot of rumors going on about his sexuality. His sexuality. And I'm gonna call b um b on b.

SPEAKER_00 3:23

I don't know. I feel like why?

SPEAKER_02 3:25

Why do you not know?

SPEAKER_00 3:27

I feel like in general, like when it comes to uh, you know, Hollywood, everyone's kind of fluid.

SPEAKER_02 3:36

You mean everybody's dipping in the pond when they're not supposed to be dipping in the pond?

SPEAKER_00 3:39

One big pond, you know, they're all swimming in it.

SPEAKER_02 3:41

No, nobody's dipping in the pond in friggin' Florida, New Jersey, New York.

SPEAKER_00 3:46

What are you talking about? The ponds are all over the place.

SPEAKER_02 3:50

So there's no ponds in freaking LA.

SPEAKER_00 3:53

But we're talking about like if we go back to that, like, do you really think that he's gay?

SPEAKER_02 3:57

I mean No, I do not think he's gay. I've seen Keith Urban in concert. I have a lot of respect for Nicole Kidman as an actress. I think she's freaking fabulous. By the way. I love him and I love what he did with his life that he turned it around after his after his alcoholism. His whole album about um defying gravity is about his sobriety journey. And she was the one that brought him through that sobriety.

SPEAKER_00 4:25

She brought him through the sobriety.

SPEAKER_02 4:27

So how do you go from your soulmate to, we're getting divorced?

SPEAKER_00 4:33

Well, I do you feel like sometimes your soulmate is like not your sexual compatible thing? You know, like maybe they're maybe he is gay.

SPEAKER_02 4:44

He's not gay. And Keith, if you are gay, I love you. But I'm gonna say no. We love you either way. And I do love you either way. You're gay, I don't have any feminine.

SPEAKER_00 4:54

He's a very effeminate man.

SPEAKER_02 4:56

He's not feminine. The guy's a f country rock star. What are you talking about?

SPEAKER_00 5:01

He has longer hair than 50% of my clients.

SPEAKER_02 5:03

But he's hot. He's hot. Oh my god.

SPEAKER_00 5:07

He does, I don't know. I'm not saying that he's not hot and he doesn't have sex appeal, and I'm not saying that I gotta call it I got I have. There's definitely some sort of infidelity or something going on.

SPEAKER_02 5:18

Okay, so so okay, so let's just take a step back. She's an actress. So as an actor or actress, she gets to play any, you know, whatever part they give her, where she is hooking up. Men, women, whatever they they throw in front of her, right? So he's a singer, he's a he's a country rock star. He goes on tour. Yeah, there's groupies out there. There's a whole lot of rumor going on about some chick that he's on tour with right now. And I'm gonna call again. Wait, how do you how did you find this out? Instagram. I find out everything on Instagram.

unknown 5:58

Instagram.

SPEAKER_02 5:58

And you can find us on Instagram, but yeah, no, seriously.

SPEAKER_00 6:04

Well, it is devastating because honestly, like when you think about Hollywood couples, like I put them in the top of like mirrored couples that you want to like mirror after, you know. No, I just I have a lot of faith in them.

SPEAKER_02 6:15

I'm very sad because you wrote the whole album about her, he wrote some songs about her, and then all of a sudden they're gone. And like, you know, inquiring minds want to know, like, I want to know what the hell's going on. I want to know what the hell happened. I have a right to know because I'm invested in their relationship, like everybody else in the world. I want to know what the hell happened to Keith Urban and Nicole Kidman. And while it is a private matter, they are a public figure. So therefore, because I have supported them as public figures, I feel like as a fan, as somebody who like adores them, I would like to know what the break what happened, where's the breakdown is, and maybe we could talk about it. Maybe we bring them on the show. We have a marriage counseling counseling opportunity. What do you think?

SPEAKER_00 7:04

Oh, I don't know. I think like if once celebrities announce stuff, it's pretty much it. It's over. Yeah, it's over. I mean, when you pop publicly like announce that you're like not with somebody anymore, like on a couple of things. It's pretty much past it. It's alright, they're already past the point of like return.

SPEAKER_02 7:19

I agree.

SPEAKER_00 7:20

You know, which by the way, she looks absolutely fabulous. Have you seen her on the red carpet? Oh, yeah. Oh, she's gorgeous. No, I know. Absolutely stunning.

SPEAKER_02 7:27

She's gorgeous.

SPEAKER_00 7:28

Do you know that she has a sequel coming out for The Practical Magic?

SPEAKER_02 7:31

I haven't seen that. No. Do you like it?

SPEAKER_00 7:36

Yeah, have you ever seen that movie?

SPEAKER_02 7:37

No, but I'm gonna have to. I saw the other one. Sandra Bullock I saw the show she was on.

SPEAKER_00 7:43

It's like a classic. You have to watch it, especially since we're in October, and it's like, you know, a whole oh, so it's a whole spooky kind of thing? It's a they're witches in the movie.

SPEAKER_02 7:53

Like, it's like it's No, you know who you know what I did see her in on, I think it was Netflix. Was it called it was something where she was with uh Leaf Shri Schreiber?

SPEAKER_00 8:04

Well, she's brilliant. She's brilliant, and so is he. I'm glad she's it is it is sad. You're you're right.

SPEAKER_02 8:09

It is sad to see the closing of a chapter, but and they got kids and the whole nine yards, like you know, kind of figure it out, guys.

SPEAKER_00 8:15

You could link that to your own, you know, experience. Like sometimes the chapter closes.

SPEAKER_02 8:20

Oh no. Well, that's depressing. But anyway, your skin looks fabulous. What are you doing with your skin? Let me get off the topic of you're getting really depressed. So tell me.

SPEAKER_00 8:30

I'm starting to get a little depressed.

SPEAKER_02 8:32

You got a little glow going on there.

SPEAKER_00 8:34

Yeah, I got a glow going on. You know why I have a glow?

SPEAKER_02 8:36

Tell me. You showed me some products you got from Life on Mars. Like, what's up with that? It's organic.

SPEAKER_00 8:42

It's literally an organic product that's like amazing.

SPEAKER_02 8:46

Oh my god, it's like, I don't know, you're like glowing.

SPEAKER_00 8:48

Am I glowing?

SPEAKER_02 8:49

You are glowing. What do you love about it?

SPEAKER_00 8:52

It's just, I don't know. It's just it's natural. I don't feel like I'm putting chemicals on my skin.

SPEAKER_02 8:56

So do you believe in like so wait, so if it's if it's organic, does that matter to you?

SPEAKER_00 9:03

Yeah, I mean anything you put on your skin goes in. Your skin is your large largest organ.

SPEAKER_02 9:08

Okay. So I got another question for you. If organic is important, then how do you feel about Botox?

SPEAKER_00 9:15

Shoot it up, girl. I'm gonna be drooling out the side of my lip.

SPEAKER_02 9:22

So it doesn't matter what you put on your skin, but if you shoot it in, you shoot it up. As long as it makes you look good, it doesn't matter. Organic, not organic.

SPEAKER_00 9:31

I'm gonna be in the corner, like, you know, like as long as I look good, that's all that matters.

SPEAKER_02 9:37

Yeah, but when you're like drinking out of a sippy cup, because you can't.

SPEAKER_00 9:41

You just get a straw like out the side of your lip and you're fine. Well, that's sexy.

SPEAKER_02 9:44

That's real sexy.

SPEAKER_00 9:45

It's very sexy, like when you're across the room and you have like this dead stare and you have a resting face.

SPEAKER_02 9:51

I have a rest bitch face, I'm told. Resting face? I was told I have a resting face.

SPEAKER_00 9:56

I don't know. You definitely look like you could beat somebody up.

SPEAKER_02 9:59

I I would like to beat some people up.

SPEAKER_01 10:01

I bet you would.

SPEAKER_02 10:03

I don't need an excuse, but I got one.

SPEAKER_01 10:05

I wouldn't f with you. Oh my god.

SPEAKER_02 10:08

I wouldn't f with me either, because I don't think so. Oh my god, my phone's blown up. We have some people out there that want to ask us some questions. Sally from Austin, and I'm thinking Sally's not her real name.

SPEAKER_01 10:20

She definitely gave us some fake name.

SPEAKER_02 10:23

It's like Sally Hanson. That is a case.

SPEAKER_01 10:25

Sally Hansen just texted from Austin. Sally, Texas.

SPEAKER_02 10:29

Wherever you are from Austin, we know you're not really Sally. Not really Sally. That's such bull.

unknown 10:35

Okay.

SPEAKER_02 10:36

So Sally wants to know, which sure Sally, is what procedures have you had done?

SPEAKER_00 10:44

Oh. Well, should we start from the bottom or the top? Bottom up?

SPEAKER_02 10:52

I didn't know there was a I didn't know there was a bottom. So tell tell me about that.

SPEAKER_00 10:56

Oh, you can get anything done. You can have your feet done. You can have your head.

SPEAKER_02 10:59

Wait, what would you have done to your feet? A cosmetic procedure.

SPEAKER_00 11:03

A cosmetic procedure on my kitchen. So what have I had done? Or what the question is about what have I had done?

SPEAKER_02 11:09

Procedures have you done? That's what she wants to know. I don't know. Maybe she's in depending on the case.

SPEAKER_00 11:13

What about you?

SPEAKER_02 11:14

What do you mean? What have I done?

SPEAKER_01 11:16

Why are you looking at me?

SPEAKER_00 11:19

I've had my lips done, my cheeks done. Um I've had PDO. Yeah. PDO threads in my nose, my eyebrows.

SPEAKER_02 11:28

Oh, hell no. No effing way that I ever said. Oh my god. Did I see stuff on social media about those threads?

SPEAKER_00 11:36

Those look nasty. Well, I'm not gonna lie to you. I didn't know what I was getting into when I did it.

SPEAKER_02 11:40

Are you awake during that procedure?

SPEAKER_00 11:42

You're awake, but I was texting the whole time.

SPEAKER_02 11:44

Oh no.

SPEAKER_00 11:45

And my face was numb because they give you a local.

SPEAKER_02 11:47

I don't care what they give you. There's no way that they're gonna do that to my face. No way. Why not? I mean, well listen, I'm just telling you right now. Because what about what about like Chris Jenner and like the Kardashians? Do they get do you think they do you think they get the threads? I'm thinking not. I think they just slice it up and they slice it up and dice it up and pull it through. They look f good. What do you think she got done?

SPEAKER_00 12:15

Oh my god, they've they literally started from the toe up to the flow up. They fing and did all that. Literally no joke. They went to the toe up to the flow up. Oh, that's a hairshake.

SPEAKER_02 12:26

I feel a hair shake coming up. I feel a hairshak. But no joke though, seriously.

SPEAKER_00 12:31

Like, and and and she's open about her surgeries. She's definitely had her body done. And you I like do you remember like back years ago when she had the episode where she did the uh the photo shoot with her body and everything? And she had her, she got the body dead, she did it all. Alright, I got a question for you.

SPEAKER_02 12:49

What cosmetic procedure do you think is uh completely extreme? Like something like, oh my god, this person did this and this is like absolutely obscene. I know what mine would be. What is yours?

SPEAKER_00 13:02

Uh probably penis extension.

SPEAKER_02 13:05

Penis extension?

SPEAKER_00 13:06

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 13:07

I didn't even know they had penis extensions.

SPEAKER_00 13:09

They do that, yeah.

SPEAKER_02 13:10

I need can you talk to my husband?

SPEAKER_00 13:12

I mean you ask you ask.

SPEAKER_01 13:16

No, but seriously, they do take it. My ex husband about that.

SPEAKER_02 13:25

I mean, my husband's good, but I think I need to talk to my ex about that one. The purple nurple. The purple, the purple snuffle up against.

SPEAKER_00 13:39

I have a lot of I have a lot of friends that do sex work, and I've seen actually the procedures. They do these procedures where they extend the inches. They do, I don't know, I don't know the exact procedure because I haven't looked into it.

SPEAKER_01 13:53

Okay, because I don't really need it, so I'm good, you know.

SPEAKER_02 13:56

Like, I don't know if I need I don't know if I'd want somebody with an extension as opposed to being like widened.

SPEAKER_00 14:05

But I think that's a crazy, like, we're having this conversation about like crazy surgery. That's an extreme surgery.

SPEAKER_02 14:09

That is very crazy. That's like really like I heard that in the LGBTQ community, specifically the G in the LGBTQ.

SPEAKER_00 14:23

G is gay, right?

SPEAKER_02 14:24

Correct.

SPEAKER_00 14:25

Okay, just making sure.

SPEAKER_02 14:26

I heard that there's an injection that you can do in your ass like Botox. So it relaxes.

SPEAKER_00 14:36

Put Botox in your asshole, yes, so that you can be better at anal sexual.

SPEAKER_02 14:39

And you don't think that's that's the strangest fing thing goes to me.

unknown 14:43

That's fing crazy.

SPEAKER_01 14:46

It's not why are you laughing so hard? If you're tight and you want to take it in the butt, like you may as well do it.

SPEAKER_02 14:52

How do you not make that your number one reason of like that is the most fed up, like the weirdest, like that's an extreme.

SPEAKER_00 15:00

This is coming from a woman who goes to a gynecologist. Like, you know what I'm saying?

SPEAKER_02 15:07

Well, I couldn't. But there are women that do that.

SPEAKER_00 15:09

They sit on the hole, like the saddle with the Well, tell me where to go.

SPEAKER_02 15:13

I'll try that out.

SPEAKER_00 15:16

Yeah, it's called the Mona Lisa smile. That's what they call it.

SPEAKER_02 15:18

For real?

SPEAKER_00 15:19

Yeah, because Mona Lisa's smile, you know, like it's like that smirk that nobody knows what it's really about.

SPEAKER_01 15:29

I'm not joking. That's really what it's about. That's why they call it a Mona. The procedure is called Mona Lisa's smile. I'm looking up. You don't believe me? It's like I've never heard of it. Can we get somebody in the background to pull this up for me?

SPEAKER_02 15:42

Alright, we're gonna find a we're gonna we're gonna find like I'm I know there's people out there listening to this because I've never heard of a g Mona Lisa.

SPEAKER_00 15:49

And I think it's called the Mona Lisa Smile. That's the name of the procedure.

SPEAKER_02 15:52

Cindy from Sebra from Nebraska is scared about getting work done. Were you nervous when getting things done?

SPEAKER_00 16:00

Every time.

SPEAKER_02 16:02

Okay, that's your only answer to her?

SPEAKER_00 16:04

Well, yeah, because every time you do something, you really don't know how it's gonna end or if you're gonna have complications. There's always a risk when you do stuff. Um by the way, don't look up certain risks.

SPEAKER_03 16:15

No.

SPEAKER_02 16:16

Because everything, everything, everything causes death. Everything causes death.

SPEAKER_00 16:21

But here's the thing like the th well when I did the PDO threads and I looked up like exactly like there could be a lot of complications with that. And also, like if you go to have a facelift later, like they have to fish the strings out of your face. It's like a whole thing. It's like fishing, it's gross. It's barbed wire that they put in your face.

SPEAKER_02 16:39

That's disgusting. I never ever don't even I will throw up.

SPEAKER_00 16:42

I didn't know what it was when I got it done.

SPEAKER_02 16:44

Like, I literally like I kind of like Do you have friends that look up surgeries before and after they have the surgery?

SPEAKER_00 16:50

I never look up the procedure before I get it done because if I do, I won't do it.

SPEAKER_02 16:53

That's exactly the same with me. Exactly the same with me.

SPEAKER_00 16:56

No, no way. And you know, when you get a BBL, back to that. When you get a BBL, you can't sit on your ass for six months.

SPEAKER_02 17:03

You're obsessing over the ass.

SPEAKER_00 17:05

I'm not getting my ass done. It's big enough.

SPEAKER_02 17:07

You got a great ass. I would like to I would plump my ass up, but I'm not doing that. I'm not sure. I've never had a complaint.

SPEAKER_00 17:14

But my the thing is, like when you get that surgery, you can't sit on it for six months. So you see these girls on planes, like you ever see these like videos of these girls on planes and they ride into Europe and they sit in backwards and they mother fing seat.

SPEAKER_01 17:26

Like these fingers backwards. Because they can't sit on their ass like six months not sitting on your ass?

SPEAKER_00 17:34

Are you kidding me? Oh my god, I can't. No thanks.

SPEAKER_02 17:37

Alright, well, I am so so just to like wrap things up here for today's tonight's episode, I am very sad to hear about the breakup. Who knows if things will work out later down the road. I will reconsider my ass being shot up for anal sex. And I will never, ever, ever put threads in my face. I will do the anal before I do the face.

SPEAKER_00 18:16

Me too.

SPEAKER_02 18:17

So on that note, I would like to wrap up today's today's segment. Today's segment, tonight's segment, whatever time you're watching this and listening to us, to uh choose to us. So uh on to another great, fabulous night. And uh I can't wait to hear what the hell's next. So thanks again for tuning in to straight up.

SPEAKER_00 18:40

Extra dirty.

SPEAKER_02 18:42

Yes. Ciao.