Yapping about reality show drama, parody films, and the age gap crisis

The girlies are yapping about the latest drama in reality show news, how society was better when everyone could laugh at parody films instead of being offended, and the horrors that come from no one looking their age anymore.

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SPEAKER_01 0:00

I mean to a different degree.

SPEAKER_00 0:02

People's crying. I was crying. And everyone was crying.

SPEAKER_01 0:05

The man. They don't do anything like they're gonna do.

SPEAKER_00 0:07

Oh my god, she's so drunk. We all just sound like men. That's festing. We have very important things to say. Everyone needs to hear it. No, all I did all weekend was watch Falling Skies, I think it is. Listen, I'm obsessed with the dude from the pit. I saw his face on the Netflix thing for Falling Skies, and I'm like, another thing that he's in, I'm gonna watch it. It's an old show about aliens taking over right up my alley. And kind of obsessed with it now. Kind of obsessed with it. So last night I was binging that. But I also Kayla made me go get frozen yogurt with her. And then I made her go to Target and convinced her to buy Legos. So last night we did Legos for two whole Jurassic World movies. It's like four hours. And they're still not done. We still have to finish them tonight.

SPEAKER_01 1:01

No, Lego sets take forever.

SPEAKER_00 1:04

And by then it was 1 a.m. and I was losing my mind.

SPEAKER_01 1:07

Valid. I've done Legos a couple times. I cannot do the big ones because I just don't have enough patience for it. Like it's fun for the first half an hour for me, and then I just my attention span gets lost. I'm not into it anymore.

SPEAKER_00 1:21

See, I freaking love Legos. I love anything that can like keep my hands busy so I can like watch something or listen to something. So like Legos, diamond like paintings, doing my nails, like anything tedious, but easy. You know?

SPEAKER_01 1:40

I feel yeah.

SPEAKER_00 1:40

Because I can't just like watch a show and not be doing something with my hands.

SPEAKER_01 1:44

That's on ADHD.

SPEAKER_00 1:47

And that's on mental illness.

SPEAKER_01 1:51

Oh my gosh, look how pretty this book is.

SPEAKER_00 1:54

Is that the pages?

SPEAKER_01 1:56

Yeah. That's so pretty. That's the book that I went to go do the book signing for, which was a terrible experience.

SPEAKER_00 2:04

If you're gonna have a signing, especially like if I'm an author, I can't imagine just like going there and not talking about what we're there for. The book.

SPEAKER_01 2:12

Yeah. Yeah. I wholeheartedly expected even just like a short little, a short little thing. Just tell me like how you got your inspiration for this book. Tell me about your writing style. Tell me what like fancy island you went to to go write this book. No.

SPEAKER_00 2:30

Literally, like just tell me where your mind was. Give me the inside scoop. Like, yeah. I love like we like we love behind the scenes. Exactly.

SPEAKER_01 2:38

I don't really care for you to just set personalize my book.

SPEAKER_00 2:45

It's like I don't care about you that much. I like your characters and I want to know how you created them. You know? Obviously.

SPEAKER_01 2:51

Yeah, straight up. So I wouldn't recommend. I don't know. I don't know if it was a Barnes and Noble thing or if it was her as an author thing. You know? I feel like you guys need to do a little bit of market research for what the girlies really want in a book signing.

SPEAKER_00 3:08

I never know. Like, because if you go to a book signing, like you meet them, like like what do you say to them? I don't know.

SPEAKER_01 3:13

For real. That's what I was uh thinking the whole time we were standing in line. Because also, like, I I've only read one book by the author, so I don't know like anything about her. I don't know, like, I I don't deep deep dive. I don't join like Facebook groups for all these authors and books and yada yada. I'm in way too many moms groups to join another Facebook group. It's fine. So many nanny groups and like honestly, I'm in way too many nanny girls, nanny groups, girls groups, sourdough groups. I don't need another group to be a part of on Facebook. My whole Facebook feed, this reminds me, my whole Facebook feed is nothing but groups and like pages. I'm like, do none of my people that I'm friends with on Facebook like post updates or statuses or repost things? Why I mean to be honest, I don't post anything either. I know, same. So dumb. Like, I thought the whole point of Facebook number one was to connect with people that you know. So I just want a healthy mixture, really. Like, show me posts from people I'm friends with, and then also show me posts from pages that I'm in. I don't want just like one or the other, and I also don't want these sponsored posts either. Oh my god. Or the like the sponsored pages, right? Like right now, I don't know how I got out this algorithm, but I'm on like Secret Lives of Mormon Wives TikTok group, Facebook, whatever it's called.

SPEAKER_00 4:41

It's because of all the drama.

SPEAKER_01 4:42

Because of all the drama, right? I think I read one article, but now there's one specific Secret Lives of Mormon Wives group. My feed is flooded with it. Like every single post is from this group. I'm like, I don't know.

SPEAKER_00 4:55

Do you even watch the show? Because I don't.

SPEAKER_01 4:58

I could kind of do. I only watch it when I do laundry because I need something in the background. But honestly, the first season obsessed with, I thought it was so good. Second season went downhill very fast. It was so boring. I didn't even want to fold laundry because I was so boring.

SPEAKER_00 5:15

I can't even focus on my laundry because this freaking show is so boring.

SPEAKER_01 5:19

No, honestly, because all of their drama was a stupid drama. Like they're they are straight up, they're just like TikTok famous girls. I don't think they're really meant for reality TV, honestly. Like all of their problems are just not relatable, they're not entertaining. They just need to stick to TikTok, really.

SPEAKER_00 5:38

Like, we don't need you in a long form media platform.

SPEAKER_01 5:43

Yeah, like it's just, I don't know. The vibes just were not it for season two. I really hope they cancel it. I honestly might even just stop watching it though, because I've heard that they are canceling it.

SPEAKER_00 5:54

So boring. I don't know. But also, like, are they actually canceling Bachelorette?

SPEAKER_01 5:59

Bachelorette? Okay, that's what I was wondering because I want to go look on a TV guide thing. I swear that I saw somewhere that said they were canceling it. I saw one post today from someone that said that it showed up on their TV guide, but then I saw three posts from other people who said it's not on their TV guide.

SPEAKER_00 6:16

Okay, because I've seen I keep seeing people say that they saw like they keep see they saw that it was canceled, but then they're like, ABC never posted that it was canceled. It was never ABC that posted. And then I went on ABC and like obviously they don't have anything on their thing.

SPEAKER_01 6:29

Mm-hmm. Yeah. But I saw that like Taylor, Frankie Paul's collaboration with a Cinnabon got exited out. I did see the workers in like LA, I think, taking down the billboards. Yeah, it's not true. So, and then like one person said that they watched the first episode on Disney Plus, and then another person said that it's gonna air on Hulu. But I don't know. The best joke out of all of this is someone said they clearly never watch Jersey Shore if they're gonna cancel the batch.

SPEAKER_00 7:08

No, people keep saying they're like, why the fuck would they cancel it? And this this is people, this is gonna make people watch it more.

SPEAKER_01 7:13

Yeah, honestly, ABC would make so much money. But you know, the theory that I have for like reality TV and movies and all that right now is that everyone is so soft that they can't they can't handle little controversy like this, you know. Um, but this summer I really hope that our timeline is put back into play. Did you see they're making a scary movie six, seven, whatever it is? Wayne.

SPEAKER_00 7:42

Oh my god. The chokehold, the chokehold that those stupid movies.

SPEAKER_01 7:49

I'm obsessed. I love those parody movies. I love scary the scary movie franchise and the Wayne brothers and all that. White chicks, one of my top five favorite movies. I think these guys are genius.

SPEAKER_00 8:01

Like, didn't we watch scary movie a couple months ago together? Oh no, was it paranormal activity or haunted house?

SPEAKER_01 8:10

Maybe it was a haunted house because they did one for all.

SPEAKER_00 8:13

We watched two of them. Yeah, we watched the two paranormal activity ones. That's what we watched.

SPEAKER_01 8:17

Yeah, yeah, because they did a pair, they did parodies for that one. Jessica, I'm gonna have to send you the the trailer for it because it looks so good and so offensive. And all of the comments were like, if I'm not offended by this movie, I don't want it. And even the Wayne brothers like made a statement that are like, be prepared to be offended. Like if you're soft, don't watch it. Literally, like, people are already like having problems with the first like 10 seconds of the preview.

SPEAKER_00 8:51

It makes me so mad because like we our like middle school era was so full of offensive things that we like watched and listened to, and it was so good and so iconic. And now everyone is just too crunchy and soft, and they just whine about everything. Get over it.

SPEAKER_01 9:16

I'm gonna send you the I'm gonna send you the trailer because I kinda I need to see your your reaction. It's uh it looks so good.

SPEAKER_00 9:26

This is what we need. This is what's gonna heal the universe.

SPEAKER_01 9:30

Posted. If this movie doesn't offend me, I'll be genuinely offended. Can we normalize offensive comedy, please? God, I hope this kicks off another wave of parody movies.

SPEAKER_00 9:41

I hope this kicks off people's not being fucking crunchy about everything.

SPEAKER_01 9:47

Make America unsensitive again.

SPEAKER_00 9:50

Please, please. Life was so much funnier.

SPEAKER_01 9:53

Oh, hilarious. There was so much color in our world.

SPEAKER_00 9:58

Like everything, every popular thing had a parody.

unknown 10:01

Yes.

SPEAKER_00 10:02

Hunger Games, Twilight.

SPEAKER_01 10:04

Oh my gosh, so good. All the paranormal movies, all the horror movies. I'm so excited. I'm going to the theaters to watch this.

SPEAKER_00 10:13

Oh, when wait, when does it come out? It said this summer. Did it say when? June 5th. I really think like it was such a perfect time because we weren't offended by them making fun of the shit because we would watch like Twilight and love Twilight. We love Twilight, but then we would go watch the parody and also love the parody.

unknown 10:34

Right.

SPEAKER_00 10:35

And now, if you say anything bad and make fun of anything, if someone loves that thing, they're gonna go off on you, they're gonna be so offended. And we're like, no, no, you can you can you can still love something and make fun of it at the same time.

SPEAKER_01 10:52

Literally, I think, gosh, just a parody culture was the best for our society as a whole. I think that's when our society lost the plot when everyone like canceled parody culture. Yeah, bring it back. Truly, we're fine.

SPEAKER_00 11:08

Everything like my family and I bully each other all the time. We make fun of each other 24-7. That's why we're so close. Not gonna lie. Because we make fun of each other, but it's also kind of still honest. But like we say it in a funny way.

SPEAKER_01 11:20

And you're not offended by it, and uh, that's how that's what makes the world go round. Exactly.

SPEAKER_00 11:26

Because you know it's true and you accept it.

SPEAKER_01 11:28

Say the world doesn't need more love, the world needs more offensive comedies.

SPEAKER_00 11:33

Yes, truly.

SPEAKER_01 11:34

This is gonna be the movie of the summer.

SPEAKER_00 11:36

Oh, 100%.

SPEAKER_01 11:37

I wholeheartedly thought it was gonna be the Double Worst Prada. I I think Scary Movie is gonna be the movie of the summer.

SPEAKER_00 11:44

Because there's gonna be so much controversy over it. And people who you know that people who know that they're gonna be offended by it are gonna go see it just so they can talk about how offensive it is.

SPEAKER_01 11:52

Mm-hmm. Yeah. And then everyone in our generation is gonna be like, oh my gosh, yes, I can breathe again. Everyone's gonna break out their like bandees and the Republicans are gonna be so mad. So mad, honestly.

SPEAKER_00 12:07

Were you at social media this weekend? I not that much, honestly.

SPEAKER_01 12:12

This was a very big weekend for like pop culture, I feel like. Oh, listen, so there was the chapel round thing, there was the whole Taylor Frankie Paul blow up her career life thing, there was um the body cam footage from when Justin Timberlake got arrested for the.

SPEAKER_00 12:29

I didn't watch it, but I saw that it was out.

SPEAKER_01 12:31

Hilarious. You have to watch it. I laughed so hard because he's just sitting in the car and the guy's like, Well, what are you doing? He goes, I'm on tour. The world tour. And he just like he tries to name drop himself. The guy's like, Okay, well, who are you? And Justin Timberlake just goes, I'm Justin Timberlake, and the cop goes, Okay, and you have license and registration.

SPEAKER_00 12:57

Like, okay, I don't care.

SPEAKER_01 12:59

Hilarious. Funniest thing. I'm just living this weekend. It's warm. We got entertainment. There's this rapper named Afro Man. He came out with a song in like the early 2000s, late 90s, I think. His like most popular song was like, I was gonna go to class, and then I got ha. I was gonna do something else, and then I got oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Everyone knows the song. So he lives in Ohio. The police in his town made a mistake for like an investigation they were doing, raided his house, broke his door, broke his gate, and uh this they thought that he had kidnapping victims in his house, and he caught them on his home surveillance camera and everything. And then after they like raided his house and broke a bunch of shit, they're just like, sorry, mistake bye. And he was like, Yo, can you guys just pay for my door and my gate and like apologize? And they're like So did they get the wrong address? I don't know what happened there, but listen. So Afro Man wanted his shit fixed. So what he did is he made songs about this whole situation. And on his home security camera footage, one of the officers was circling around in his uh kitchen, had uh his Afro Man's mom made him a lemon pound cake. He put it on the island in a nice little cake stand, and his officer's walking around with his gun drawn, and he like gets to the lemon pound cake and he looks at it like all lovingly, like stops what he's doing, is like, and then like looks back at it again like two, three times. So then Afro Man makes this song called Lemon Pound Cake all around the officer, and it's like mama's lemon pound cake. The police end up suing Afro Man, take him to court, sue him. They take him to court, and then everything, all the evidence comes out. They're playing the music video in this court session, they're playing the songs in this court session. They have all the police officers come on the stand. They're what the lemon pound cake police officer said he got hundreds of pound cakes sent to the station because people were like, What like, what are you doing? And then another one said that he didn't know if his wife was cheating on him with Afroman or not. And then either was the same guy or different guy said that he didn't know if his uh wife or ex-wife was dating Afro Man, and then his uh daughter is mixed, and asked the police officer if her dad is Afro Man and not her real dad.

SPEAKER_00 15:45

It was the This is not even real life.

SPEAKER_01 15:49

No, and then Afro Man shows up to court in a full-blown American flag suit, and he's wearing sunglasses with American flag on the lenses. Oh my gosh. It was the most entertaining recap I have watched for uh for a court case ever. Afroman obviously won, spoiler. Yeah, I was gonna say he won, so don't worry. I said, I'm so happy this is what my tax dollars go towards. This is so entertaining to me.

SPEAKER_00 16:21

At least we're getting something from it.

SPEAKER_01 16:23

It's been such an entertaining weekend online in my algorithm.

SPEAKER_00 16:27

The series of events is like not even real life.

SPEAKER_01 16:30

No, it's really not. Like, it's it literally sounds like something out of a parody movie.

SPEAKER_00 16:36

Like, how do you raid someone famous's house on accident? Especially living in Ohio. Like, I understand, like LA, you don't know whose whose house is someone famous or not, but Ohio, there's not many famous people living in Ohio.

SPEAKER_01 16:49

Oh, you'd be surprised. There's actually a lot of famous people that live in Ohio and a lot of weird stuff that happens in Ohio. I feel like lately I've heard of so much going on in Ohio. I don't know why. Like nothing's there, right? So I don't know. Ohio is like such a weird state. Can you talk about weird things? Ohio, weirdest state out there, like Indiana, boring.

SPEAKER_00 17:14

Ohio, fucked up. You're gonna see some fucked up shit there. Yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_01 17:20

Ohio reminds me of like Florida's wannabe cousin.

SPEAKER_00 17:25

Yeah, the Midwest cousin.

SPEAKER_01 17:28

Yes. Ohio is the Midwest cousin of Florida, and Chicago is the Midwest cousin of New York.

SPEAKER_00 17:36

Yes.

SPEAKER_01 17:37

Wow, we just cracked the code. Look at us solving the world's problems.

SPEAKER_00 17:41

We've got it all in right in here. We don't have important things in here, but we've got things in here. It's real full of shit. Okay, the Chapel Roan stuff though. I don't know how I feel. I don't know. I keep seeing things about her. I saw the whole uh Paris Fashion Week. She was going off on paparazzi while in Fashion Week, which is a highly photographed event, highly covered, high coverage, and then freaked out because they were taking pictures of her outside a really popular restaurant going in the front door. Like you had other options, girl. You had other options. And did you see the whole thing about the soccer player now? No, I don't think so. She was at breakfast in a hotel. She was just sitting down eating breakfast, and genuinely cannot remember where she was or what soccer team this was. But there was a famous soccer player and his family staying in the same hotel, and his daughter loved Chapel, so she wanted to like see if it was actually her. So she, I guess, walked past her and then smiled at her. And then when she sat back down, security came to this family's table, so the husband, wife, and daughter, and was saying, you need to respect people's privacy. Like she didn't do anything. The security guard was like yelling, and the daughter was crying, and Chapel is now coming back and saying that it wasn't her security, and it was it must have been like security for the hotel or something, because it wasn't her security, and that girl didn't do anything, and I'm sorry, like blah blah blah. She's also mad that people are believing this and that it's her security guard. One, baby, we believe it because you are not nice to your fans and paparazzi and all this stuff. Yes. Like, that's why we believe it. You did this to yourself. Two, you would have done something like that.

SPEAKER_01 19:40

So yeah, there's way too many stories out about her doing things just like that to fans and paparazzi and all that stuff. And you know, we say that there's people who just aren't meant for reality TV. I think there's some people that just aren't meant for fame. Like I think Chapel Roan, she has like such a uh like addictive personality and addictive songs, but she like but she doesn't want all that attention, so I also think that she just like I think she's a genuinely just an angry person.

SPEAKER_00 20:16

Yes. Cause also there are so many people who have come out and been like, listen, there are a lot of famous people that go out all the time and you never see them. Taylor Swift is one of the biggest pop stars in the world. She was with Joe Alwyn in the UK and just putting a wig on and going out to eat, living a normal life. No one knew where she was.

SPEAKER_01 20:45

No, no one.

SPEAKER_00 20:46

There are so many celebrities who move around everywhere, they know what they're doing, and people have said, celebrities have said, if paparazzi's catching you, you're calling the paparazzi.

SPEAKER_01 20:54

Like yeah, like Chapel Road almost gives off not like a mixture between like pick-me girl vibes and like victim metality vibes. It's like I feel like she's always like that's like the foundation of everything for her. Like, I feel like before it was that I was a gay girl in the Midwest, and then it was like something else, and then then like now it's evolved into I just want to go out and not be like photographed or paparazzi or like I uh or that whole thing, how she's always like, fans need to respect the artists. I mean, yes, to a degree, but if they see you out at a restaurant and someone's like very respectful, comes up to you and asks for a picture, you can't just be like, oh no.

SPEAKER_00 21:40

You literally, you can say no, but you don't need to be a bitch about it.

SPEAKER_01 21:44

Yeah, exactly. I don't know. I do think, I think what was it? The album that she had, Midwest Princess.

SPEAKER_00 21:52

Mm-hmm.

SPEAKER_01 21:53

I think that was like my favorite album by her. All the new stuff that she has coming out, I'm not that big of a fan of. That's her old.

SPEAKER_00 22:00

Only album.

SPEAKER_01 22:00

She I thought she had another album.

SPEAKER_00 22:02

I thought that was her only album. I don't know.

SPEAKER_01 22:04

No, you know, like like the new songs like Good Luck Babe or whatever. I don't love those ones as much. I like no. Midwest Princess is my favorite. And uh I I feel like she's gonna be not that she's a one-hit wonder, but she's gonna fall into the category of like one-hit wonders. Yeah. Oh, because everyone's scared of her.

SPEAKER_00 22:25

Yeah. Like everyone's scared of her. You did this to yourself. Mm-hmm. Good luck. Good luck to you.

SPEAKER_01 22:31

No, honestly. Oh, wait. Can we talk about? Did you see the TikTok video I sent you last night? Mm-mm. Our girl. Should I go watch it? No, it's too long. I'll just tell you right now. Um, our girl, Kelsey Ballariti, moved to New York City.

SPEAKER_00 22:49

I saw that. I saw that. And I'm like, is it a sign? Should I go watch it? Should I move in?

SPEAKER_01 22:57

I was thinking how to tell that you are thriving after your breakup is uh when you move to a city that you've always wanted to live in. It's not cutting your hair, it's not like sleeping with a bunch of different guys, it's moving to a big city and uh thriving. Truly. I feel like she's thriving in New York City.

SPEAKER_00 23:19

No, I saw that she was packing up because she was like, oh, like I don't know if she just said like last night in the old house or like first night in the new house. And then I saw that she's not one. It was like it was a story like a couple weeks ago. Okay. And then it was like a a mat that said like iHeart New York or like something about New York. I'm like, she moved to New York. I'm like, am I reading into this right?

SPEAKER_01 23:42

Yeah, she confirmed it this weekend. She did uh like the Opry and Carnegie Hall had uh a like mashup show or whatever, and before she performed uh one of her songs, she like was like, Can I spill the tea with the with you guys? is like the kids say, I uh just recently moved to New York City. I'm like, she's thriving.

SPEAKER_00 24:04

I really that's how you know that the relationship is truly over.

SPEAKER_01 24:09

God, I really hope so. Honestly, I can only imagine how much whiplash she has for the amount of whiplash that I have from the back and forth. The other day, when I saw the post that were that was like Kelsey and Chase are back together. I'm like, mmm, are they though? I don't know.

SPEAKER_00 24:26

Like I don't think that's happening.

SPEAKER_01 24:29

Maybe it's just late night text.

SPEAKER_00 24:30

I don't think I think that they need to they both need to find other people because they're not good together. They're cute together, they weren't good together, obviously.

SPEAKER_01 24:40

Right. And it's okay. I think Kelsey needs to do a little bit of soul searching right now, especially after losing dibs and all of that. I think she needs to like find her new foundation.

SPEAKER_00 24:52

The next album's gonna be real good.

unknown 24:54

Oh my gosh.

SPEAKER_00 24:56

Oh good. I'm just thinking about it. Not that I want Kelsey to like go through things like that, but it's gonna make for some good music. We're done a plus side.

SPEAKER_01 25:07

Everyone said Kelsey's entering her 1989 era right now, and I am here for it. Please, please, please.

SPEAKER_00 25:15

We're gonna get that pop country, like maybe not even any country like me, and maybe it's gonna be a pop album, and I'll be here for it.

SPEAKER_01 25:23

Honestly, I'm so excited.

SPEAKER_00 25:25

I want Kelsey and Taylor to write a song together for her album for Kelsey's album.

SPEAKER_01 25:29

Can you imagine? Top tier. I it would be so good. Same thing like Nile.

SPEAKER_00 25:34

Yeah. Like Nile Horrin keeps saying that, like he said, like I think they said 12 times now that his every time he's asked who his like dream collaboration is, it's Taylor Swift. And I'm like, Taylor, come on. Taylor, get the hint. You know, you dated one of them, you can write a song with another.

SPEAKER_01 25:53

Taylor doesn't have to release another album. She should just actually no, she should release an album and it's all just features. Just features of every everyone who's ever wanted to collab with her.

SPEAKER_00 26:05

100%. I need Selena.

SPEAKER_01 26:07

What they want.

SPEAKER_00 26:08

Selena, Kelsey, another Gracie, another Sabrina, Niall.

SPEAKER_01 26:14

I think Ed Sheeran.

SPEAKER_00 26:16

Yes, Ed Sharon. I think Alex Warren.

SPEAKER_01 26:18

Ooh, I think that would be really good, also. Oh my gosh. Also Carrie Starles, do a song with the sidetrack. Um, so you know, there's Alex and Cover, who are a married couple, and then there's also Tabitha and Michael who were dating, and all four of them uh lived in the hype house in LA and then moved to Nashville. And uh they like lived in separate houses here, though. And uh Michael went on tour with Alex, and then Tabitha and Cover were best friends. Everyone knows that Tabitha and Cover stopped posting videos together, and then they just never mentioned their friendship ever again. So everyone says they're not friends anymore. And then Michael went on tour with Alex, and after tour, they stopped posting anything together and never mentioned anything about their friendship either. So then everyone's speculated that something happened between Tabitha and Cover, and that Michael took Tabitha's side and then stopped being friends with Alex and Cover. But now Tabitha and Michael broke up.

SPEAKER_00 27:17

I don't think you can't mend that though, so I don't know.

SPEAKER_01 27:20

No, you can't mend that. But all this to say, I digress. Um, have you ever watched anything from Tabitha? No, I think Tabs is her name online, actually.

SPEAKER_00 27:30

Yes, actually, yes, yes, yes. I didn't even know what you were talking about.

SPEAKER_01 27:35

She bought a farm in.

SPEAKER_00 27:36

I saw that like she was she said that she broke up. It was like her breakup video.

SPEAKER_01 27:40

I'm like, I don't even know who the hell you were dating. Yeah, yeah, that's her. I saw his breakup video first, and I saw her breakup video. Okay, so hot take, and there's probably someone that comes for me, but I don't really care. There's certain people that just annoy you. And Tabs, Tabitha is one of those for me. I just her vibe just doesn't do it for me.

SPEAKER_00 28:05

It's it's always the vibe, is what it is.

SPEAKER_01 28:07

That's what it is.

SPEAKER_00 28:08

Because then they'll be like, well, why? What's your reasoning? Give me give me a good example, and it's like, no, the vibes, it's just the vibes.

SPEAKER_01 28:14

It's straight up the vibes. Like, I'm all about people wanting to like do a bunch of different things, try different things. We try a million and one different things, but the way that she goes about it, I don't know. I'm just not into it. She just seems like so much of a follower and then wants to be the it girl of the back. And I feel like she tries too hard to be the it girl and she's not. Like she moved to Nashville after Alex and Cover moved to Nashville. What I noticed is a cover was posting a bunch of content, and then Tabs would copy like the content I would see from Cover then. So like Cover started posting about PCOS recipes and whatever, and then Tabs started doing the exact same thing, and then Cover would post about like about like farms or whatever, and then Tabs uh decided to buy a farm with animals on it and everything. And uh then like Cover started uh like doing like home renovation stuff, and then uh Tabs like bought this coffee cart to or this coffee trailer to renovate from the ground up, and it it's giving like uh like she is so jealous that like she has to be like watch me, I'm gonna do it better. Yes, come like a competitive best friend, and competitive best friend dynamics just should do not work in the end. It no, it just doesn't work.

SPEAKER_00 29:33

That's why our friendship works, because there's no competition, it's all like none competent, none like we like the things we like, we uh we don't like all of the same things, so we don't need like you know it's okay.

SPEAKER_01 29:46

We're still each other's biggest supporter, right?

SPEAKER_00 29:48

Exactly, and then the things that we do like, we're like, no, we can do the exact same thing and have the exact same things, and we're not like ew, why'd you buy that shirt? I have it, right?

SPEAKER_01 29:59

Like that that one quote best friends don't copy, they match.

SPEAKER_00 30:04

It's so accurate. Like, oh, you're gonna buy that? I think I'm gonna buy it too. Like, you know, the friends that you go to a store with and they pick something out and they're gonna get it, and then you're like, Well, I don't wanna grab it now because like they're gonna think I'm copying them. Like, you know what I mean? But then when like when we go together, like, oh, that is cute. I'm gonna get one too.

SPEAKER_01 30:25

Like, oh my gosh, that dress is so cute on you. Send me the link, I'm gonna buy it now.

SPEAKER_00 30:29

Bridges. How many times? How many times? All the time. That's the type of best friends.

SPEAKER_01 30:36

You wanna know all of our matching stuff really started with the Loki bracelets. Oh my god, it did. That was our version of friendship bracelets. We were so into those. Oh, the choke hold that Loki had on everyone.

SPEAKER_00 30:51

I still don't even know if they were real. What was it? It was like they had water from the deepest or water from the highest mountain.

SPEAKER_01 31:00

From Mount Everest and mud from the deep sea.

SPEAKER_00 31:03

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 31:04

So like the highs and lows. It's like that there's highs and lows in life, but to always stay humble through it all. Yeah. It really was such like a good message and a good company in and all of that. I don't love the new direction they've gone.

SPEAKER_00 31:17

I haven't even paid attention even all they were still saying. I just want to know if it's actually like mud from like I just want to know if it because I've cut them open. I cut open the one that broke and it did have water and it did have mud or sand or whatever. But I just want to know if it's like actually from where they're saying it's from, or if it's just like I believe it.

SPEAKER_01 31:36

Well, I think they posted a behind the scenes video of them going to make going to like get it.

SPEAKER_00 31:42

I don't believe anything that I see online anymore. It's so bad. No, it's true.

SPEAKER_01 31:48

You really can't believe anything. No, I'm so sick of it. I can't think what it was. I saw something the other day that I swore was real, and then I like went through the comments and it was like, no, this is 100% fake.

SPEAKER_00 32:04

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 32:05

I was like, oh.

SPEAKER_00 32:06

I watched a whole video and it was like, oh, this is totally AI. I'm like, no, it's not. Oh, you want to know which one it one of them that I don't know, like recently, but one of the older ones was the dogs that they like, there's like a group of people like lined up along the chairs, and they're like at uh yes, an adoption place, and they let out the dogs and the dogs choose the owners. I was like, Oh, that's so cute. And it's they're in the comments, it's like that's AI. And I'm like, there's no fucking way. There's no it's what?

SPEAKER_01 32:35

Mm-hmm.

SPEAKER_00 32:35

And I rewatched it, and I'm like, I don't see anything AI about this. I'm like, are you fucking with me?

SPEAKER_01 32:40

I hate I hate AI so much, so much.

SPEAKER_00 32:43

I think it should be illegal to make AI videos.

SPEAKER_01 32:47

Yes, I it's not enough for it there just to be like a watermark or like a little thing at the bottom of the page that's like it may be AI.

SPEAKER_00 32:56

No, just no, it should be you can only use it for like work things. Like if you need to show like how a machine works or something, and you so you make an AI video of the inside of it, or like I don't think that AI videos and pictures should be that easily accessible. No, because it's dangerous. Like if you want to do stupid little AI pictures, like cartoon pictures, sure. But like the real the ones that look real, no, those should be banned. Okay, wait.

SPEAKER_01 33:31

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 33:32

I just looked my phone because I had something that I needed to tell you, and I put it in a text message to myself. I saw that Alex Warren is 23. Yeah. Is that right? I think so. Let me Google it. Because that's that's insane.

SPEAKER_01 33:47

No, 25.

SPEAKER_00 33:49

Okay, so that's a little bit better. That's a little bit better.

SPEAKER_01 33:52

A little bit better. But still He looks older than me. No, I think it's his facial hair. His facial hair really does age him. Can't tell you. The crisis that I have knowing like these famous, these like ultra famous people are younger than me.

SPEAKER_00 34:10

Okay, I Cassie. The problem is too, is that you can't tell that they're younger.

SPEAKER_01 34:16

Yes, I think that's the bigger thing. Like when I can't tell that they're younger than me. And then you find out that they're like in their early mid-20s, and you're then I'm like, how? And then I think I'm like, what was I doing at 25? Hmm. Hosted a mermaid birthday party for myself, not touring the world.

SPEAKER_00 34:34

No, seriously. Seriously. I saw a singer the other day, and I was like, because like I kind of feel weird liking a singer, like going to their concert if they're like super young, right? I don't know, it just feels weird. And so there was this new singer because I'm like, I've been so bored. I'm like, I want to go to a concert. And so I got a promo for someone that was coming to somewhere in Chicago, and I'm like, oh, like I looked them up and they said that they were like 20 years old, and I'm like, I don't really want to go out that bad. No, but also you look like you're late 20s, so what what the hell's going on? I saw a TikTok the other day of a girl saying that she went out for St. Patrick's Day, and she was at a bar, and this guy like asked for her number, and so she like wrote it down and like went to go give it to him, but then he's he was like, Oh, what school do you go to? And she's like, babe, how old are you? And he was like, he like said like a really young age, and she's like, Yeah, you can't have this. And she's like, Oh my god, how like you can't even tell anymore. Like, we need to start, we need to start wearing like rings or bracelets or something. Within like a five-year gap, like every five years is like a different color. Like if you're 20 to 25, you have to wear like a blue one.

SPEAKER_01 35:58

It's when you fill out a questionnaire and they're like, what age range do you fall within? Each age range gets a seriously though.

SPEAKER_00 36:06

Because how the hell are you supposed to tell?

SPEAKER_01 36:09

No, I don't know what it is. I feel like when we were younger, you could very clearly tell, like, who was in their 30s, who was in their 20s, who was in their teens, who was like 16 and below. And now I feel like you can't. I don't know what it is. I don't I don't know if it's the Botox, I don't know if it's like harmful skincare. I I don't know.

SPEAKER_00 36:32

People are always telling me, like, oh, you go out and find a boyfriend. Um, you go somewhere, they're probably all like 23 years old. This is an adults only night. Please leave. Like it's a dangerous world out there.

SPEAKER_01 36:47

For real.

SPEAKER_00 36:48

You like ask for some to see someone's ID before you go out with them.

unknown 36:53

For real.

SPEAKER_00 36:55

You're like, I don't know if this is okay or not. I really don't know.

SPEAKER_01 36:58

Like, please send me a photocopy of your ID, please. Your government-issued real ID.

SPEAKER_00 37:03

I need a birth certificate at this point because I don't even trust that. I also like I refuse to like even consider dating a Gen Z.

SPEAKER_01 37:13

No, it's not happening. No. If you ever, if you ever did, I would steal you and lock you up.

SPEAKER_00 37:19

Because Gen Z is like literally like a year younger than us. Like, I have friends that are Gen Z would never date a Gen Z. They're a different, they're they're it's not compatible dating-wise.

SPEAKER_01 37:32

No, no.

SPEAKER_00 37:33

And that's what's annoying about being on the brink of like two generations. Like millennials, too old. Gen Z, too young. You have to find the Zillennials. Oh god. I just can't imagine. I can't imagine like being out and being approached by someone as an almost 30 year old and like having them be like 22. I'd be petrified. I would run out of there. Well, tea's gone cold. You know what that means. Thanks for listening, and we'll yappy through you next week. Bye. Bye.